I'm 27 and I want to buy a prostate massager at my local pharmacy but there is no self service check out and there's a woman who looks my age at the checkout. How do I buy this? I'm worried I'll be judged or she'll laugh and tell other people.
Pay a bum 5 bucks to get it for you.
doordash/instacart
>>32627453You should be more ashamed the thought of putting something against your prostate even came up in your mind in the first place
>>32627453Just buy it from Amazon.
>>32627530>"Im scared of sexual pleasure" You closeted homosexual
>>32627453if I can buy a box of small condoms and a tube of hair removal cream in the same transaction you can buy a prostate massager
>>32627453You faggots insist on making problems for yourselves.Just be happy to buy the vibrator and don't feel anything about her laughs, gossip and judgement. Be secure. It's not difficult.
>>32628546Do you think the woman behind the counter will laugh? Do you think she will know it's for me? She's going to know that I'm going to shove it up my asshole.
>>32627453What pharmacy are they selling prostate massagers at? Why can’t you buy it online. Good fake post, tell her it’s for your boyfriend
>>32628582I live in Ireland, every boots pharmacy sells sex toys
>>32628576she won't laugh>>32628582some pharmacies in Australia and even supermarkets I think have a limited range of sex toys.
>>32628646How do you know?
order it online? hello?
>>32628653because I've seen them? what sort of a question is that
>>32628797No I mean how do you know she won't laugh?
>>32628930oh, like who cares. she won't, she's sold this stuff before