How do I last longer in bed?As soon as I put it in her, I cum within 3 minutes.
>>33929273DEEPTHROAT HIM!!!
>>33926479>>33926940>>33929273>>33930406STOP DOING THIS SHIT ANON!!1!
>>33931820YOUR BALLS ARE DRAINED!!!YOU HAVE LOST THE MATCH!!!ROUND TWO... FIGHT!!!
>>33931820Just let the schizo do his thing. Jannies are useless at their job and don't deserve their salaries.
>>33933469YOUR SOUL TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!!!
what if the dream i was dreaming since i was a kid and now when i grow up i achieve that dream or im in that place where my younger self want to be but now i dont want to here and to get here i used all my power will all the things and now i feel like its not for me and i cant go forward and not backward what should i do i dont to be stuck here
Are Catholic women still the sort to want to have many children? I just want to find someone to marry and have a big family so I can work hard and provide a good life for them and have some reason to care about the future.
>>33934024It's medical experiments for the lot of you!
>>33934024All women are the same
>>33934024They will not want you. Having children isn't something you should make your ultimate goal to have, it's humility and devotion to God, sincere and fully repentent. Marrying and having families is a consequence of this, not the start. Even so, until you accept that nothing matters, so relinquishing this ambition aswell in favour of actual devotion to God can you begin to think otherwise.But this may be different for young women, they're rare nowadays in the churches, and may be less devout. >t. Catholic guy who goes to mass every sunday and tries not to miss a single day of obligation
How can someone succeed in the dating realm at 5’3?Please no bs platitudes. I just want a gf. I’m in Aus if it matters
>>33933254>statistical outliersWere you too stupid to read the part where I said this isn’t uncommon?
Rest in power, St. Bagelcel.You watch the skies; we'll watch the streets.
I'm 5'4. I'm completely at a loss at this point. I heeded every piece of advice people like to share in threads like this. I work out, I'm more fit than 90% of men my age. Not grotesquely muscular, but well-toned. I have a well-paying job. I play instruments. I'm well-read. I have a personality. I have actual friends, including women, who often tell me they like me. I get invited to places. I never complain about my height irl, sometimes I even joke about it.What did I get for my efforts? Everybody assumes I'm a gay, because I don't have a girlfriend even though I'm "normal", not a typical incel. Sometimes you just can't win.I'm not ruling out the possibility that I will ever get a gf, but man it's hard. Decades of loneliness can really fuck with your brain, especially since you are not even allowed to talk about it with anybody, since you would just immediately get mocked for it.
>>33934115Did you actually show interest in /flirt with women? None of the stuff you mentioned is going to help ou in any way if you don't even recognize and reciprocrate female interest, let alone initiate yourself.>especially since you are not even allowed to talk about it with anybody, since you would just immediately get mocked for it.Total bogus, its part of the human experience to some degree for almost everyone, so most people can epmathize. Obviously this is the stuff you only talk to very close friends about, but if they mock you, they are not friends.
>>33934115Unfortunately your only option is to geomaxx and go to SEA or something where you will at least be average height.
A relative 80 years old is going to get flu vaxxed today because she had a resporatory infection two weeks ago (stupid i know). Any arguments to prevent her from this risky behaviour?
>>33933834Now autocorrect makes a monkey of me. I swear. How pathetic. Robots squashing my freedom of speech.
>>33933242There is no - repeat, ZERO - danger to the flu vax. There is considerable danger to an 80 year old with respiratory weakness getting the flu.
>>33934018Maybe if you say it harder it will be true.
>>33934018She doesnt have weakness now shes fine
>>33933242Global seasonal flu vaccine production has remained relatively stable at approximately \(1.53\) billion doses annually since 2019. That's roughly 1/4 of the population of the earth each year.Where are they hiding all the dead bodies?
Condensed thread for all of your NNN thoughts and questions.Good news: If you're reading this, you're at least 40% done! >prev>>33884906
Regrettably lost today, edging the last few days so didn't really "count" to be in it that long. I had gotten to a point where I could edge without cumming but went overboard, and to be honest the pleasure of cumming wasn't any different to the edging so nothing was really gained. ~2 weeks felt like my threshold before negligible gains, so could've ended worse. At least I learned a bit about myself and the fact cumming is actually underwhelming after keeping away for a while
>>33932629Oh and another outcome is I'm more motivated to resume running after a break so that's a good reminder to touch grass
>>33931553I really do feel confident though.I've once managed to go for 200+ days before relapsing.Though I do remember that around the 2-3 week mark there was another big increase in the urges so that should be right about now
Day 13. Haven't had urges in about 4 days
>randomly came across an image of jen psaki and popped a boner over her and her tittiesChrist. At least this means my desensitization should be improving at least.
Im currently living in my dream country but I just broke up with my toxic ex boyfriend, I need someone to talk about this, please ask me anything
>>33933320mexico, im in japan
In my experience "toxic" boyfriends are enabled by crazy women with daddy issues who fall for them. I have BPD myself and my wife is normal and loves her father and she never tolerated screaming or gaslighting her. we did not have big issues in our marriage for 10 years except when she was objectively wrong and we just skipped those topic altogether.there are plenty of normal guys around you. you know exactly what is going to happen when you go back to toxic guys like your ex and push his buttons. my parents are like that. not a single day can pass without them fighting, but they also have been together for 40 years. you make your own choices.
>>33933408preach nigga. wish more would take accountabilityt and responsibility
>>33933287>please ask me anythingWhat is the capital of Uzbekistan?
>>33933287is it pink or blue?
Dating a woman who has been abused physically and sexually by her ex. How do you deal with this?
Be loving and patient with her. Reassure her when she needs it. She most likely deals with bouts of depression so don’t judge when her place gets messy or she looks unkempt. Help her tidy up a bit. It’s a lot of work being with someone who is traumatized— but if love is enough, then so are you. You’ll do great! You sound like a caring person.
>>33933521Encourage her to see a therapist, absolutely do not try to fill that role yourself.
>>33933521For me it's patience, understanding, and a willingness to listen... plus stand up for her. My gf's ex is an older woman around my age and was into BDSM shit. She has compromising pictures and shit and spent like a year trying to break us up. I just reassured the girlfriend that I wasn't going to leave her over that shit or hurt her myself, and I supported her in telling me the details at her own pace, also letting her have agency over whether or not she wanted to take legal action. She's now mostly over the abuse it seems, with the exception of the occasional boundary during sex where we need to slow it down or stop.
>>33933599>Encourage her to see the rapistzamnnn
Better her ex than an uncle.
>be me>30 y/o khv>terminally online for 20 years>horribly blackpilled>legitimately believe 90% of women cheat>legitimately believe 60% of women have an onlyfans>legitimately believe 90% of women have had so many partners it would repulse meI went down the /fit/ / self-care rabbithole around 6 years ago and I'm at my physical and mental peakany time I get any sort of attention from a woman, my mind goes to those things above and I just lose all interest and want to get away from the conversation immediatelyhow do I fix this
>>33933175>terminally online for 20 years>horribly blackpilledNo need to say the same thing twice.>my physicalCool. Keep it up>and mental peaklol, you wish. You just described how mentally retarded you are, and then you say you are at your mental peak??? Come on, OP.>How do I fix this.Well, I suspect you already know how to fix it. What you want, is some form of validation, maybe other mentally ill person to say "women are not worth" to you.If you think you are in control of your mind, then simply man the fuck up and do it, stop complaining. If you cannot control your thoughts, seek professional help. Talk to a therapist.That's all I have to say.>Also, picrel is good advice for you.
>>33933194absolutely useless post, gb2/b/
>>33933175>legitimately believe 60% of women have an onlyfanshmmm>number of creator accounts on onlyfans: roughly 4.3m>female population ages 18-35: roughly one billionsorry anon, there's no cure for retardation
>>33933175ALL your "legitimate" beliefs are illegitimate, as a quick google search for the actual statistics would tell you.For example,https://www.reddit.com/r/itsthatbad/comments/1ch4jdh/about_2_of_young_women_in_the_us_are_selling/
>>33934079sure that's explicitly OF but there are a dozen competitor sites and plenty of women who do it just through instagram, twitter, snapchat, etc
How to stop being a fookin parasite in today's economy?
Why would you stop?
me own son...
>>33930274Ok, where
>>33929711Step one is accepting that you aren't a parasite and it's the system that is fucked
>>33931125McDonalds
i think i have schizophrenia or something else wrong with me (and no i’m not asking for someone to diagnose me lol) i’ve been having auditory and visual hallucinations for might as well a year now. been having trouble with memory and just remembering stuff in general. i’m unable to sort my thoughts properly. i recently ish started to pull away from people. majority of my irls for example. i’m not usually an anti social person. i have no appetite anymore and will probably start starving myself if i don’t remind myself to eat. i forget things too much now. i barely do the things that are interesting/fun to me. i just wanna draw or make music. i woke up this morning on the floor with my only memory of the night was me writing notes. i’m gone
I would like to be given schizophrenia or another diagnosis, because I am very retarded and I need to take pills to feel well
>>33933304>having auditory and visual hallucinations for might as well a year nowThat is not schizo. You will only have shit like that in periods of psychosis
>>33933304Here's a wild, off-the-wall idea. Have you considered seeing a doctor?
>>33933794Thats schizoaffective your thinking of, schizophrenia means you always hear voices
>>33934050>schizophrenia means you always hear voicesNo it doesn't. These are what are called the positive symptoms of schizophrenia and are short lived, treatable and only last for certain periods of time while in acute periods of psuchosis. The negative symptoms of schizophrenia is the real destructive nature of the illness.Hallucinations like auditory hallucinations can be a myriad of mental illnesses but wont be schizophrenia.What you are ding is confusing someth8ng like multiple personality disorders with schizophrenia.
What are the downsides of The Pill for women?
>>33932171sex without children
Adding that acupuncture worked for me. Why nei!!! That’s old wives tales and snake oils.
>>33933172>>33932310Ding ding to each.
>>33932171The pill somehow fucked up my girlfriend's chemistry and made her suicidally depressed. Coming off it was an instant cure.
>>33932171The downside is that it makes them go insane after a little while on it. Maybe not a problem if they were insane to start. Actually absurd that we haven't come up with viable methods besides highly painful IUD or plastic bag around the dick
I'm a 30 year old man, good looks but overweight. How do I get a boyfriend? Also, what's it like to have a boyfriend as a gay guy?
>>33933282retarded whore
Gays are not exclusive in their relationships, so your boyfriend will be more like a FWB.
>>33933290gaycel
>>33933339on average it is heavily skewed towards ape subhumans like this moronic and impossibly retarded piece of retarded shit >>33933282but there are those that are monogamy oriented too >>33933377it takes zero effort to be a retarded ape chimpanzee gorilla gaythot like you, and you're the one whos being gatekept by those like me for being an insuferable brainless retarded ape gorilla diseased subhuman who on top of being fucking retarded is likely ugly and bad at sex, so you're completely worthless even for the retarded stupid time waster shit that youre proposingyou must already know that though
>>33933282You are retarded.
I work at an officeThere's this coworker I find attractive, but I never tried anything with her (it's more like, "I wanna taste that ass kind of like, I don't feel romantical at all with her).We kind of get along fine, I discovered our mothers know each other and are from the same town (they even went to the same school), we even share food sometimes.She started dating this guy from another area, but the dude is a total psycho (he even killed his own brother, and is the kind who can steal your shit and feel no remorse), but for whatever reason she seems to "get wet" whenever she talks to him. That dude left to a better job (something politics related) and never again contacted her.Some other guys started working with us, and one of them was a complete drunkard, sometimes even came drunk or with hangover to work, but not even our boss told a thing to him, and for whatever reason it seems she felt attracted to him (The dude is like 15 years older than me).After some time, the dude got laid off (I'm not sure of the reason, but I can suspect a lot of things), and I heard he started working as an uber driver.Dude is divorced, really alcoholic, and for whatever reason this girl is dating him now.I know I have nothing to do with her (besides being coworkers) and I don't think I have the feelings to become her partner too (there are reasons for that; she's attractive, yeah; I wanna bang her, yeah; I like to talk with her, yeah; but I don't feel like passing the rest of my life with her), but for whatever reasons this kind of annoys me, and I'm not sure if I should do anything at all (I'm not her mom either to tell her anything).What can I do to cope or stop caring about this?
>>33934026Let her live the dream with the dilf
Ive been trying to grind at being a content creator since I was about 20, mostly on and off, never consistently due to life events, and it’s dawning on me that it may be time to hang it up, because I’ll never be able to do it consistently.The problem is, making videos and streaming have been my major hobby for over a decade and I feel like if I do, I won’t have a purpose.But, on the other hand I won’t have the stress to perform for numbers and algorithms, while also trying to be true to myself…I’m not quite sure what I should try. Attempt to reignite the passion and push forward while not caring about numbers or views or whatever, or try and find something new that feels just as fulfilling…
>>33931030>never consistently due to life eventsUnless you're very funny or have some nice boobies, consistency is your main arsenal. If you don't have that might as well give up on chasing numbers
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