>27>khv>no job>no car>no driver's license>no friends>no family>no college>running out of money for rentHow do I even begin to fix this? I'm increasingly feeling like suicide is my only option.
just get a job bro
>>32620963get a job, go to 12 steps meeting and talk to old people, go to church and talk to old people, go to the gym. Just do something other than being on the internet
>>32620963START BURDENMAXXING IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL Start stealing and become a burden on society. First thing you should do is quit your worthless wagie job. Don't bother applying for benefits, welfare or any other government assistance unless you really can't help yourself. I personally prefer to also GHOSTMAXX, no properties in my name, no hand outs, no benefits, no taxes, just living in the shadows of society and outside of the system as much as I can, but I digress. Simply take everything you need from big corporations, resell it and enjoy life. Hit their jew warehouses and megastores and become an honest reseller. Make sure to post about it and encourage more people to become burdens like you. Once enough people do this, their system collapses. Also always remember how over half the population got vaxxed and sided with the government? make them pay and enjoy it too. This is how you get back at the jews, the governments, the corporations, the normie cattle and everybody else who wronged you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTV2S2OtrfMThere is nothing more that jews and their wagie cattle fear than you anon getting ahead in life, never forget that.
>>32620963Get a jobGo the gym/exercise a few times a weekGet one hobby that isn't pure consumerism (so not streaming or vidya) and doesn't make you want to kill yourselfRinse and repeat until you're not broke and feel better
>>32621176If you don’t have a job at 27, no one is going to hire you and that’s just facts
>>32621324Someone will hire him, but it'll probably be some low skilled or low paying job that'll be rough on his body or something like that. They'll definitely ask what the fuck op was doing all that time being unemployed, and he better have a good excuse like he was taking care of someone or some shit like that. Employers prefer people who've been at a job for 5 years than no work history or a spotty history like leaving jobs every other few months, because it shows that you're reliable and manage all the problems that come with a job. You deal with your own personal mess, deal with coworkers who you may or not get along with, and show up everyday and get the job done.
>>32621512not him but what if you are like me 23 never had a job, do I be honest with them and tell them I have been fucking around with crypto for the past 5 years to pay rent and eat?
>>32621528It depends what kind of job you're going for. You could say you've been in school, you were taking care of a family member. Unironically ask reddit or google and see if anyone has been in the same position. If you're applying for some minimum wage crap then they're just glad you're a warm body and willing to take a bit of responsibility off of their shoulders and workload. You could say that you were paid under the table. You would have to word salad and dress up the way you word and phrase things to make them sound more pleasant than they really are.
>>32620963get jobuse money from job to get driver license and carvisit your parents with the car unless they are deadget better job now that you have carget friends at jobgirlfriend might be impossible but rest is simple enough
>>32620963>still young>whatever>sell crack>get a bike>drive without one>schizomaxx and talk to an imaginary one>adopt a raccoon >sell crack on colleges >live in a tent
>>32621324amazon hires literally anyone
>>32620963>> no jobGet one >> no carWalk or take public transit. Once you have a job, save and buy one. Di not finance one. Buy what you can with cash. It will be old. It will be clunky. >> no driver's licenseGet your learners. Get driving lessons. Go for your test. Get your licence. >> no friendsMake some. This really isn't hard. Particpate in age appropriate social activities.>> no familyOh well? Nothing you can do. Sorry. >> no collegeAnd? I fail to understand the point you're making. 90% or more of all jobs in existence do NOT require a degree. The overwhelming vast majority. You don't need a degree. Get off 4chan and go get a job. Getting a job should consume your waking hours until you have one.
>>32620963Also, I forgot to mention what I originally came here to say which is the OP picrel is fat and disgusting, with saggy tits to boot. I wish she left her clothes on. Ain't no one wants to see that. Remember kids. Fat chicks have no value and should be completely ignored until they get their shit together
>>32621324>>32621512>>32621713The best advice as someone who was in his position at 25 is lie your ass off. I would put "Construction" as my field of work for a spanish/portuguese contractor. Act like you don't know which one it is so they have to figure out if they even have the interpreter. Find a spanish guy with a Spanish accent to say yes in broken english and act like he doesn't understand wtf theyre saying.>I gave em like 5 bucks to cover for me. Call their bluff on them doing some Stanly check or job check, the majority of the time they won't give a fuck if you are good at lying. rinse and repeat till you get a job.
>>32620963I'm a girl. How do I get the mode in that pic
>>32626029please walk outside at night so you can get gangraped impregnated by a dozen niggers and die in the process of giving birth to a deformed creature "girl"
>>32626042Alright. But how do I get toned abs like that first
>>32626050Why would I share fitness advice with you ? I don't want you to get fit, I want you to suffer by getting raped by a dozen different smelly old farts you don't know in a back alley
>>32626091Sounds great, but toned abs would be nice too
>>32626096You won't need abs when you're pregnant from your rape with a half black baby bustling belly
>>32620963us army
>>32626029put a gun in your mouth troon
>>32624586> fail to understand the point you're makinghis point is he has no exeperience in life that would show he has value to employers,women, or potentIal friends.>90% or more of all jobs in existence do NOT require a degreeand most of those jobs pay minimum wage or close to it>save and buy oneare you 40+ ? the used CAR MARket is fucked, better of financing new or close to it
>>32620963are you even here or is this just a bot/engagement thread where you dont provide any feedback?
>>32620963>I'm increasingly feeling like suicide is my only optionGood. The world is now your oyster.Rob a bank, fuck hookers, one way tickets to god knows where, do whatever you want.Consequences? None of them are as bad as death. And when you have had enough, you can either sort your life out or, short your life out
