ITT we ask the opposite gender (almost) anything!But note that the following are strictly forbidden:- Politics posts (take those to /pol/).- Trolling of any kind (this is only allowed on /b/).- Racism (also only allowed on /b/).- Misogynist (or misandrist) rants (take those to /r9k/).- Incel rants. (Again, try /r9k/).- Discussion of LGBTQ issues (take those to /lgbt/).- Personal information or pictures of yourself - these are not allowed on /adv/. (If you feel the need to post toonme images, there's a corresponding thread on /soc/ where those are allowed).- Blog posts. (There is NO good place for these!)- Any image that is not work-safe.Please help to keep this thread nice by REPORTING any off-topic, poor-quality, or rule-breaking post that you see!Previously on ATOGA: >>32624299
Dear moids of 4chan:Lol no
Women was Lupin hot?
>>32626871>Women was Lupin hot?As played by David Thewliss? Fuck yeah
Can we have a comfy thread for once? Please
I saw >herat the university cafeteria today and she waved at me when I was about to leave. I waved back, but didn't go talk to her because I was in a hurry.Ladies, how over is it? I need to rip off the bandaid and ask her out.
>>32626873Just now noticing how good his hair was for his age wtf
>>32626871>>32626873Ladies is this the age gap relationship you desire?
>>32626871Absolutely not.
>>32626871the only ex friend of James Potter that didn't become a deranged maniac
>>32626861Didn’t your cunt ass already use the photo?
Women, do you want a baby?
>>32626894Sirius just got accused of becoming a deranged maniac he was surprisingly well adjusted for a guy who spent 13 years in prison on false charges.
Are my standards really that high if I just want a cute non-fat gf? I'm not fat myself.
Speaking of Georgia(state), we finally got some snow
>>32626896Yes, but not quite this soon...
>>32626899yea Sirius cleaned the fuck up from Book 3 (mentally raped by Dementors) to Book 5
>>32626904>>32626904You didn’t get some on Jan 10?
>>32626899idk he kind of approached harry in the most sketchy ways possible to begin with, he was a wizard and literally tried to slay pettigrew with a tec-9 and he's still mentally forever stuck as a teenager
>>32626871I had a total crush on him when I was 13 or so.
do you like rape?
>>32626880>I need to rip off the bandaid and ask her out.Yes, you do. Stop talking about it, and do it.
>>32626896>Women, do you want a baby?No. Not now, not ever, under no circumstances.
>>32626915Not where I live, just freezing rainAlso Mark's first snowHe wasn't interested for too long
>>32626934kot
>>32626904It snowed in Georgia(country) too
>>32626926>do you like rape?You mean oil seed rape? Sure, it's pretty. Nice yellow flowers. Spoils the honey, though.
>>32626896Yes. Though not right now.
>>32626880I will never understand why people insist on being their own greatest obstacle.If the biggest hurdle between your goals and your actions is your emotional reactions, then fucking ignore them and go.
I miss JH
>>32626921In Sirius's view Pettigrew is still lingering near Harry for unknown reasons, plus the added creepyness of impersonating a pet to do so, so offing Pettigrew as a number one priority seems reasonable to me, as long as you've got his corpse you can clear yourself>he's still mentally forever stuck as a teenagerThat's just how some guys are, if Voldemort hadn't killed James Sirius would have been the fun uncle who increasingly shows up less and less as his antics and substance abuse get less endearing with age.
>>32626879>Can we have a comfy thread for once? PleaseMaybe if you respect OP's wishes and report all the trolling.
>>32626880Go to her next time you see her and explain, “sorry, if I wasn’t in a rush, I would have sat to talk to you”, or something.
RememberPussy is for pettingPussy isnt for lickingPussy doesnt like being lickedPussy can lick itself
What is your dick length and girth? Are you happy with the size? If not, what would be the size if you could change it?
>>32626954for the last time JH, I dont care who you send, I dont care who you pretend to be, I'm not taking part in your dick curiosity
>>32626954>What is your dick length and girth? 5.5"X5".>Are you happy with the size?I've never had any complaints. Current gf frequently describes it as "perfect".
Recently, I saw blood splatter on the four wheels of a neighbor's car. At first, when I was leaving I only saw the front wheel and thought maybe he hit a cat or something, but then when I came back, I noticed it was the 4 wheels. What could it be? A stray dog? A person? (We don't have deer here)
Where do you go when you want to be approached by a man?
WomenWhy are some of you so hot it makes my brain explode?
>>32626954SmallNoFoot long rod
>>32626961>Where do you go when you want to be approached by a man?To a bar.
>>32626965nta, why go in groups then
>>32626945>But do you find Matt Dillon hot, women?Never liked him. Can't quite figure out why. Eyes too close either maybe?
>>32626896Yes. Right NOW. I mean it, though...
>>32626961bar, club
>>32626954Not posting because you won't believe me, but I'm big.I'm happy with my size I'd trade an inch of girth to have my foreskin back
>>32626948if you die as an animagus what form does your corpse take? was it barty crouch whose corpse was transfigured into a bone? I find that concept oddly haunting. you could commit genocide and transfigure the bodies into wood chips and put them in a childrens playpark and no one would be any the wiser.
>>32626954>length5 and 1/4 inches>girthidk I've never measured that lol. I don't think it's particularly thin? >are you happy with the sizeIs what it is, it's always gotten the job done so I don't think about it too much.>if you could change the sizeIf I have to make that call on my own then I'm not going to do anything with it because I'd be worried about making it freakishly big or do something with it that women would hate, if I get to consult a hypothetical gf/wife then I'm going to just let her pick.If I just get a magical size changing penis that will be whatever I want whenever I want then I'd try out some different sizes, see what it's like with a super small one, a freakishly big one, and then prank some poor woman by hooking up with her and making it like 2 inches when she pulls my pants down so I can pretend to act offended and accuse her of being shallow if she says something, shit would be hilarious.
>>32626967>why go in groups thenSafety.
>>32626956the secret is to give graphic details of your jizz to piss her off
>>32626896many!
>32626975>imagine thinking someone is this interested in your dick lmfao
>>32626976Will you defend me when your friends make fun of me?
>>32626871i just watched harry potter for the first time, (i'm 20), and i didn't have any particular feeling to be stuck on him but i do like him. probably would date if he asked me and we were close-ish in age.
>>32626976do you not see how that makes approaching impossible?everywhere you look, girls always say they go out to have fun not to have men approach, especially when in groups. if I see a girl in a group of friends, I assume she's not there to be approached.dont get me started on the dreadnaught support.
"That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose."Why are evil women so FUCKING HOT
>>32626967we know it may be intimidating to go up to a group of girls but it is just what needs to happen for safety reasons
>>32626969I will give you a baby but we have to raise it together.
>>32626987What does that quote have to do with evil women?
>>32626983i would give u a sorry look
>>32626990Absolutely. I'm aching. I wanna be a mother so bad. I'm 24.
>>32626989Okay, but if I approach you and I'm kind will you defend me.from your friends that make fun of me because they think I'm a loser?
>>32626992Sons of God vs Daughters of Men. The daughters of those that have turned away from God.
>>32626861What signals a female to administer immediate lifesaving assistance by generating our posterity?
>>32626986Fresh Prince wouldn't give af tho he'd just be like hew shawty what's poppin>>32626987>tfw Amber Heard looks like my mother oh no no-
>>32626989it becomes a public shaming ritual real fast, I'd never approach a girl, who I dont know and who's in a group.
>>32626997Sounds like you're just nitpicking asinine details for no reason to sound clever to the average layman.
Women what do you call this thing in her neck. Thanks.
>>32626995I'm 27, I think about how much I want a wife and kids every single day.I wish it was easier to enter into relationships.
State gender and recommend me a comfy game.
>>32626994Well that is disappointing. Even a little "hey leave him alone he's nice' would be enough.
>>32627004Tell me how much you want a baby again.
>>32627001No, it's literally the lineage that descends from Cain and leads into the wicked cities that God floods.
>>32626986people befriend those who are similar, if you approach a girl and her friends are bitchy then just forget about her because she would never be worth it. I swear my friends and i would never make fun of someone for just saying hi and whatever
>>32626999I want to fuck your mom roughly.
Does the word wife sound lewd or is it just me.
>>32627005Mthe Deep Sleep trilogy
>>32627002scarf?but i'm an ESL
>>32626989>go up to a group of girlsWhenever I've done this I've been with a group of guys, if I'm out alone then I'm only going to talk to other people who are out alone or at most a group of 2 girls. >>32626994If at least one girl at the table isn't going to at least playfully stick up for me then I'm going to fuck off and go buy drinks for women that aren't awful.
>>32627009I want to have a little boy and a little girl and and take them to the park with my future wife and watch them play on the playground while our dinner is cooking in the slow cooker and we're all bundled up and warm.And we get home and serve the kids their food and clean them up and read them stories and play games with them.
>>32627008im sorry maybe you are right, i just wouldnt feel scared to go against a whole friendship group for a stranger. u have no idea how mean girls can be to other girls
>>32627011>I swear my friends and i would never make fun of someone for just saying hi and whatever90% of the time it becomes a humiliation ritual
>>32627000Actually happened to me last time I went, something about me looking 20 years older than I am, at the end they went outside and talked to some guy that them flipped me off, I didn't even do anything
>>32627015No, it's extremely sexual. So is "mother" and "you, woman".
>>32627019I think this is another type?
>>32627000yeah i completely get that, ive seen it myself and also from videos online. i wish it wasnt like that but i know i would never behave that way
>>32627002It's a scarf, or a pashmina
>>32627005>State gender and recommend me a comfy game.MValheimRimworldMorrowindPacific Drive
>>32626954>What is your dick length and girth? 5" idk the girth>Are you happy with the size? No. It feels so small.>If not, what would be the size if you could change it?8x6 I guess
How do you hug a girl with a really large chest? My cousin is coming down for the weekend and she's a touchy feely type that's probably going to want a hug and I don't want to be weird about it.
>>32627023That's so beautiful it makes me cry.
>>32626983>Will you defend me when your friends make fun of me?No. >>32626986>do you not see how that makes approaching impossible?If there's a group of girls you need to approach with a group of guys. This acts as a simple filter: we don't want to be approached by someone who doesn't have friends.
femanon if we were dating, could you larp as a prostitute like wear a fur coat andd fishnets and i pretend to buy you and we fuck and i cum on you and give you money
>>32627040Aww, you're a sweetie.It is really beautiful
>>326269548x6.Too big. I'd like to shave an inch or two off the length so I can pound girls without fear.
Women, are you happy with the size of your boobs? Would you like them to be bigger? Smaller?
>>32627033it just is how it is. Like I said, I'd just never approach
my boobs are swollen from my period. i need a boymaid to tend to them gently all day with lotions and his tongue...
>>32627005MHuniePop
I wish I had a scarf lolYall yankees deal with this every year?
>>32627053Lol, try living in Canada.
>>32627048mine are a good size and really perky but i dont like that i have ghost nips
>>32627043>If there's a group of girls you need to approach with a group of guys.Makes sense.I'll try that next time.My friends have done that but it's usually to wingman the completely helpless guy who's going to fuck it up once they start talking.
>>32627012But at what cost>>32627051Poor boobz
>>32627005>State gender and recommend me a comfy game.It's pretty retro, but how about Black & White?
>>32627048Yeah, they're nice boobs.>>32627045No.>>32627039Just give her a hug, no need of any special accommodations. You'll smush her tits but it's fine.
>>32627030you mean shawl? desu, i wouldn't call it a shawl if it's not hanging on the shoulders. i also think if it's made from wool or some heavy material, but in the pic the fabric doesn't seem all that thick
>>32627055Ghost nips are hot.
>>32626896>Women, do you want a baby?Yes. At least 2, a girl and a boy. Though 2 boys could also be nice. But a part of me also wants to marry a man who wants a big family and keeps impregnating me again and again, as many times as possible.
>>32627046I rarely go outside, due to working from home. Now I've been trying to get another job for months. Hopefully it'll get me out of the house to meet some men. I want to smell them. And become a mother soon enough.
>>32627045>fur coat andd fishnetsNAG but just date a girl who wears these anyway
>>32627051I did that for my friend a couple weeks ago.I'm such a great friend.
>>32627048Sometimes I wish they were a little bigger, for my bf's sake
>>32627054I'd probably just stay inside until april
>>32627065F. Based.
>>32627048I would like to be a few cup sizes smaller. They're kind of inconvenient and I get some unwanted attention.
>>32627043>we don't want to be approached by someone who doesn't have friendsThis is why I don't date normies
>>32627039Stand with your feet further back, lean forward, and put your arms round her shoulders without your chest touching hers.
>>32627064thank you i just remember when my best friend and i showed eachother our boobs for the first time and she thought it was super weird
>>32627066Going outside will definitely help.I've been stuck in a basement of the building working for a while now and It hasn't been helping me find anyone lol.I'm sure you'll find someone once you start talking to and meeting more men.
>>32627045>femanon if we were dating, could you larp as a prostitute like wear a fur coat andd fishnets and i pretend to buy you and we fuck and i cum on you and give you moneyThis would make me wonder if you were banging hookers behind my back.
>>32627005F. I've started playing Harvest Moon on my switch and it's pretty comfy.>>32626896Yes.
>>32627035Thanks this helped me.>>32627062Thanks, desu, desu, desu.
>>32627039Just don't go rigid or hesitate. Expect a bit of squish. She's probably used to that also. Don't make a big deal out of it.
>>32627077Aww, that can definitely hurt.There are lots of people who like ghost nips, and idk anyone who finds them weird.
>>32627057Mean evil women genuinely turn me on. When I imagine a vile woman smashing plates and being a massive bitch I get super hard. If she insults me with real ire I want to fuck her even more.I want emotionless sex or anger fucking. In fact ruthless indifference is the most hot. Like she hates me but she bends over because she enjoys the status of being a wife so she just takes it and acts as an emotionally cold lover the entire time.
>>32626896I want to have babies and make a family more than anything
>>32626944NglThis is my favorite thing about women
Men, convince me it's a bad idea for me to ask my military oneitis out. He's currently in basic. I've spoken to him once since he left and I might be able to do so again soon. I want to tell him I love him and ask him to be my bf. Would it be a bad time and just stress him out? Should I just shut up and ask him once he's done with it and back home?
>>32627064Nta, what are those? Do they have a normal name.
Men, if you had a pregnant wife, would you have any preferences for where/how she gives birth? Like if she asked for your help deciding on her birth plan, what would you suggest?
>>32627087What was your mother like?
I start my new job tomorrow. Pretty nervous.
>>32627080Friends of Mineral Town? I love that one.
As a zoomer. Ive never had positive relationships with women. I am unattractive and always mocked for it.Women like guys instantly, they either like you or they don't. If they don't, they will never warmp up to you. Never ever.I know because I have always been shown that cold side of women. They hate you. They hate me for being ugly and native american.
>>32627092Idk, the hospital?>>32627094Gl anon, I'm sure it'll be fine
>>32627065>But a part of me also wants to marry a man who wants a big family and keeps impregnating me again and again, as many times as possible.I want at least 5 kids.I tell this to women and it scares the hell out of them.Maybe I should keep that to myself and just do it if I get married.
>>32627092Don't care as long as it's in a hospital and not at home/in some fucking weird place like the ocean
>>32627055What are ghost nips?
>>32626926>do you like rape?F. I have a huge rape fetish and spend every day lamenting the fact I've yet to be sexually assaulted.
>>32627091It's where the areola and nipple are the same color as the rest of the breast.
>>32627066You must be fucking ugly to be single in 2025 as a foid lmao
>>32627091im the girl who said i have them. basically its like they are super light pink almost whitish, with no clearly visible circle around it and also kinda flat
>>32627093Loving, caring, but kind of a pushover for my Dad being a bully. I'm more attracted to assertive women and see them as more strong and respectable generally I think because of that.
>>32627095Yes, I think that's the one. I don't have my switch with me, so I can't check. A friend suggested I play it after she heard me sperging out about my stardew valley farm one too many times lol
>>32627092top of a mountain
>>32627104Oh. That doesn't sound so bad. I think I'd prefer that over giant areola.
>>32627087you *need* an AI girlfriend.
>>32627092I'd suggest a midwife and a water birth.But only if it's safe, and we'd do ultrasounds to make sure we can and that a c section isn't necessary.
>>32627072>>32627065This is the dream. I hear many women stop after one or three due to the complications it causes in their lives, though. Taking them out of work, stomach sickness and breastfeeding.I'm a hyper-leftie but I think I'd rather have lots of kids and work a "lowly" job like a cashier, cleaner or florist.
>>32627090NAG but if he's away for training then you probably shouldn't saddle him with relationship stuff right now
Have you ever had sexual with some stranger in a place like bookstore or somewhere. Is it possible you can feel or they feel the tension in each other?
>>32627107Nom nom nom
>>32627105Did they start snapping single women out of existence after December 31st?
blogthere’s someone here that knows me irl, I thinkYou know who I am because you reference my older posts when talking to others and mistake them for mejust send me a message, I’m curious who it isI have my suspicions…/blog
>>32627111thank u omg :D
>>32627109Yeh, that's a GBA remake. SOVL.
>>32627112An AI cyborg gf would be hot. I could just tell her exactly what I want.
>>32627117not with a stranger, but with an ex we did it in some risky places. Only thing on my mind was>just cum quick before someone see's us
>>32627005M ABZU
>>32627104I never seen those they must be extra rare.
>>32627108Checks out. Your fetish is a bad omen though.
>>32627112I don't want something I need to train.
>>32626861Is it true that below average looking men shouldn't talk to women in real life because it triggers "fight or flight" response in women?
>>32627108>Loving, caring, but kind of a pushoverOK that's the complete opposite to my mom desuSorry to hear about your dad though >more attracted to assertive womenSame hereIt sounds bad but I don't think I could be with someone who wasn't at least a little abusive>>32627087>Mean evil women genuinely turn me onBased desu>>32627120Schizo post
>>32627005FOnimusha 3: Demon Siege
>>32627117F. no but i want to, i have always imagined it happening on a train for some reason
>>32627130I know. I read classic literature and know I'm literally retarded for liking evil women.
>>32627087I think you'd only think it's hot if you think she's putting on an act and deep inside she loves you. She insults you but it's not genuine hatred. But real life isn't role play and if you meet someone as you describe you'll probably end up on one of those crime videos or some girl doing her making while being sassy and treating your murder and body dismemberment as tea and gossip
>>32627129I have some experience with them from one girl.
>>32627129i would show u them but thats not allowed on here lol
>>32627107Did you get it from your mom?
Ahem guys>>32627097
>>32627140It's not against the rules on the /soc/ atoga.But if you don't post pics of yourself online then you probably shouldn't post them there.
>>32627132I honestly get a little concerned but that's because I've had some bad experiences with less than handsome guys. I'd be thrilled if someone disproved the stereotype I have.
>>32627119Good ones were taken before they turned 18.
>>32627127Sorry meant sexual tension but missed typing it.
>>32627136what does classic lit have to do with evil women? i mean which characters come to your mind
>>32627144I can't do it because I'm gorgeous.
>>32627141feels kinda weird to talk about my mom like this but no hers are normal abahah
>>32627005F Halo 1
>>32627116You're probably right yeah. I thought it might make him happy to know someone cares that much for him but you're right.
>>32627099>I want at least 5 kids.Based and hot af. >I tell this to women and it scares the hell out of them.Honestly, it is kinda scary but it's exciting to think about too, imo. IDK, a big family is scary, but it's also nice to think about being able to truly fulfill my body's purpose and have lots of children. >Maybe I should keep that to myself and just do it if I get married.Honestly I think that might work, just say something like "a big family sounds nice, but I'd just like to see how things go." Once you're married and have had a few kids, you can probably say "what's one more" or just have some "accidents" due to BC being a pain. It's honestly how I expect things will go if I get married and start having kids. Realistically I'll probably say I only want 2 kids, but then once those 2 are here, keep having more solely because I don't wanna go on birth control.>>32627114>I hear many women stop after one or three due to the complications it causes in their lives, though.Yeah, I'm definitely scared of the complications it could cause, but if things go smoothly, I'd like to be pregnant and/or breastfeeding as much as possible. >Taking them out of work, stomach sickness and breastfeeding.Oh yeah, if I were to have a lot of kids, I'd definitely insist on being a SAHM. I want to be able to focus on breastfeeding, recovering from the birth, and managing the next pregnancy without having to worry about a 9-5 on top of that. >>32627105>You must be fucking ugly to be single in 2025 as a foid lmaoNTA but :( I'll find a partner one day :(
>>32627135Sorry meant sexual tension. DO you even ride trains?
>>32627132i have feared for my safety around attractive men as well, your natural appearance doesn't have a lot to do with it. if you look disheveled and unkempt and dirty, it is scarier because i think you are probably mentally unstable, but it doesn't matter very much what your inherent looks are when it comes to whether i'm worried for my safety. i won't say it has no impact but it's a smaller piece than most other pieces.
Is it common for a girl to know what her mom or sister looks like topless?
Men are the worst!!!
>>32627048i wish they were much smaller. maybe half the size.
>>32627090Soldiers are legendary for how often they cheat. They're also away for months at a time and are very likely to get killed.
>>32627144Well, why would they be nice if nobody will fuck them anyway? You need to be a retard to still show kindness if the world shits on you constantly.
>>32627132>Is it true that below average looking men shouldn't talk to women in real life because it triggers "fight or flight" response in women?Below average looking men should talk to me specifically because I have a fat ugly bastard fetish.
>>32627155yes i go on trains often so maybe its not that crazy. and sexual tension yeah ive felt that with strangers before. there was a boy at work who just kept making me smile with the way he looked at me and it was like that the whole time, he was doing it on purpose
reminder that this is the type of foid posting here
>>32627158>as she posts an indian
>>32627158FAFO, tender white.
AHEM I SAID TALK ABOUT ME NOW
>>32627165Expecting a girl to just straight up fuck you is kinda... not great, desu.
>>32627157yeah ive seen both. my sisters only because she wanted to show me her piercings
>>32627092I'd suggest good medical supervision and plenty of painkilling drugs. It's alarming how many things can go wrong with childbirth; you need doctors very close by in case they do.
>>32627157I've seen my sister's more than my mom because we share clothing often.
>>32627168cope
>>32627168I look better but I won't post pics because you guys can't behave
>>32627150I was thinking about genetics.
>>32627154Yeah once you're having kids it would probably be very easy to continue having them if you are capable.Reading your posts makes me want to exchange contacts with you so we can have our dreams come true haha.
>>32627148Lady de Winter from Three Musketeers is literally the hottest character in fiction to me.
>>32627168Sadly, no.
>>32627176Gurls and their curls and their gourmet vomit boys and their toys and their six inch rockets
Women, what's your ideal birthing plan?
>>32627172They're not expecting that anyway if they're not nice anymore. I'm sure they were nice guys at one point, but were shown nothing but disdain from foids. They have already given up. So why would they be nice if everyone is mean to them for being ugly?
>>32627186Hospital.
Femanons how should i ask for your socials/number in a way that signals i want to fuck/date you without saying that and what contact info do you prefer giving out?
>>32627168reminder that 4chan is not an underground place and there are in fact thousands of people here, including all diff kinds of women
Women, what type of gf do you want?
>>32627188They obviously weren't really nice guys. They were Nice Guys.
>>32627168>men must hate me because I have glasses and don't style my hair!>it can't be the extra 100lbs of bodyfat
He gets replies but when I secretly post I like dominant overly confident women no one gave me a (you) just like people dont like me
>>32627192it's not as massive as it was but it's pretty big.
>>32627158Meds!!! Right now.
>>32627092Birthing plan?I'm too much of a virgin and male to think about thatAll I know is if I get to impregnate a woman, I will hold her hand and comfort her because that's all my mom talks about
>>32627194Nobody is nice if there's no incentive to be nice. You're expecting them to be nice and die alone happy? Why? Lol.
>>32627194the "nice guy" of woman lore is a guy who is nice solely with the expectation of getting sex, if he's just a guy who is bitter and roundly hostile to the world in response to perceived poor treatment that wouldn't really fit the traditional definition.
>>32627132I have an issue with men who try to take charge of the situation, which is most men, even the most "timid". you'd be talking to a guy (you barely know each other), you think you're having a conversation, and then they start to try these sneaky manipulative tactics of treating you like you're some bitch and they should control you. at least this is how men around here are like. one eg comes to mind, though i'd say this is more obvious than other tricks men have tried to pulled, but once a girl friend of mine was with her bf. as i was leaving, he insisted that he'd go home with me in a taxi because it's late (it was 5pm and the sun is still out). in my head, i was like worry about your gf. second, i've gone home on my own this time everyday, why would i need you. but this guy insisted. he also didn't like it when his gf's friends dated (!) and thought i was lying i wasn't going home(?) and that's why he insisted to take me home. to top it all off, he had a fiance who was called my same name. the last bit makes it crazier, but he tried to control aaaall of his gf's girl friends, not just me.
>>32627168Hot
>>32627186The baby materializes outside of me via magic
>>32627103>I have a huge rape fetish and spend every day lamenting the fact I've yet to be sexually assaulted.If you want it, it's not rape.
>>32627168I wish, thats my type.
Women can you smell my balls when i dont shower for days and manspread
>>32627209it is if they dont know that we want it lol. makes it sexier
>>32627186At home with my husband and a midwife with no medical interventions outside of life-saving situations.
>>32627205Yet he had a gf lmao
>>32627138I don't know about that. I've talked to women that lie to their parents and have cheated on their boyfriends, and are generally wicked people. I'd be okay with her being a literal murderer or whatever, or bullying people into killing themselves, etc. It's never really hurt or felt bad when they say anything about me because it's very easy to just say "lol she's evil" and then it's just funny. I don't expect her to be anything but what she is.
>>32627212ive litch never smelt anything bad from a guys balls before
>>32627271yes, bc my friend was more conservative and trad wifeyi tried talking her out of this bs, but she always found some ridiculous explanation to his behavior and you can tell she was doing that because she liked him and so kinda brushed off the red flagsbut in the end, she broke off their engagement.
Can women cum? Sorry i don't know.
>>32627048I want them small and I want them flat.Still there but barely there, maybe too small to find an actual bra size that fits would be ideal for me.
men, would you forgive a girl for smoking outside a bar with an ex alone (hes in her friend group) ? i am the girl that did this and bf was rlly mad at me for a long time but i thought it was innocent
>>32627275Men should copy his behaviour. Not listen to retarded cunts like you who tell them how to be a nice guy. We all know men would have a higher chance of getting a gf if they just started punching foids in the face, instead of opening doors for them etc.
>>32627202>nobody is nice if there's no incentive to be niceNot that anon, but you're wrong. Being nice and helpful is survival trait. Humans survived for so long because they worked together. And you would prefer to work with someone nice rather than malicious. You never were nice, stop lying to yourself.
>>32627280Why do you smoke?
>>32627152For now you can make him happy by being warm and engaging and fun to talk to. I'm sure what he'll appreciate most is a loving and undemanding feminine presence in his life, even if it's only over the phone for now. Just the sound of your voice will make him happy
What is the male equivalent to being a prostitute?
>>32627045I would do that. It's one of those things that I like but am actually kind of ashamed of so i think it would maximize the humiliation.Not in an "omg I'm acting like a slut" way but more in an"I'm actually a disgusting person and I'm really doing something that is supposed to signal sexual desire and attractiveness despite being an ugly and unlikable bitch"
>>32627280It's disrespectful and inappropriate to hang out alone with an ex. It's one thing of he's in your friend group, but you shouldn't be seeing him one-on-one for any reason.
>>32627280What's there to forgive...? Nothing wrong with that. Your bf sounds like a nutter
>>32627283i only do that when im super drunk, it feels really warm and nice. the reason i was with my ex is because he had cigs and i dont
>>32627180>Yeah once you're having kids it would probably be very easy to continue having them if you are capable.Yeah, I assume the majority of families with a lot of kids ended up that way simply because sex is fun and BC sucks. Which honestly sounds ideal. Fuck as much as you can and let nature do the rest. >Reading your posts makes me want to exchange contacts with you so we can have our dreams come true haha.lol where are u located? >>32627186My ideal is a water birth. Apparently they can help with the pain and reduce tearing which seems nice, and you can also move around. Being able to move and not getting an epidural are my main two things, since laying on your back and using an epidural can both increase the chances of tearing. I want to be able to minimize the pain, but not get rid of it altogether, because the pain will help me feel what I'm doing and work with my body rather than against it.But then also there's the degenerate part of me who's heard how some kings enforced women birthing on their back because they liked to watch, so I think it'd be hot to have a husband who insists on whatever gives him the best view without any pain management. >>32627209As the other anon said, they wouldn't know I want it. Also I assume the pregnancy risks + the fear of what else he could do to me would make me a lot less of a willing participant, which would be hot. >>32627270Based. No pain management?
>>32627285All men are prostitutes
>>32627281t. guy that has never had a gf
>>32627285being a political grifter
Women, how much better is a big pp?
>>32627186Birthing centre adjacent to a hospital
>>32627288okay thanks for clarifying that my bf isnt the only one who sees it like this because i thought he was being weird
>>32627280tsk tsk tsk, silly foid. the logic is always the same, why can't you smoke alone with your bf at a bar. ex-stans never replace their ex with their current partner in any of these scenarios.>I did [thing] with my ex (always happens)>I did [thing] with my bf (never happens)>inb4 he was busycan't be alone for two seconds mental illness just marry your ex you love him so much
>>32627294I have. I got my first gf by insulting her in a chatroom. Literally called her a slut and I bragged about how I cheated on all my gfs. Just larping as a Chad because I was bored.
>>32627300>e-gf>first*only
>>32627291>Yeah, I assume the majority of families with a lot of kids ended up that way simply because sex is fun and BC sucks. Which honestly sounds ideal. Fuck as much as you can and let nature do the restYeah my friends with lots of kids just didn't use birth control once they got married.>lol where are u located?West coast, what about you?
>>32627299i can do that with my boyfriend but he wasnt there
>>32627293Femcel>>32627295In what way?
>>32627289>yeah, and fuck your ex too behind your bf's back
>>32627299>>32627280WTF IS THIS HOW WOMEN ACTUALLY BEHAVE? ID GO FOR MURDSUI
>>32626903eugenia is interesting because depending on the angle she either looks like a tim burton angel or a ghoul, which i guess is the appeal for her
>>32627304I met up with her in real life, retard. And she wasn't the only one. I like how you need to invent new copes.
>>32627311Uh huh.
>>32627307>In what way?i shouldnt have to explain this to you, and i wont
>>32627308>fuck your ex tooYou are just projecting your cuck fantasy onto it kekI would still sometimes hang out with girls I've dated in the past and have a ciggy, just as friends, it's not a big deal
Women, would you sleep with a guy friend's bi-curious gf if he was cool with it? He wouldn't ask to watch, or anything weird like that.
>>32627309Yup, they don't count blowjobs and kissing other guys as cheating.
>>32627306okay if it's so no big deal why did you feel the need to tell your bf>btw gf, my ex girlfriend sat in my lap today alone>you weren't there, so
>>32627317No, I don't want to be involved with someone i cant have a relationship with
>>32627318They do? I cant take itWell I mean not like one would date meHow come you guys dont snap from that?
How do i get rizz?
>>32627318well thats not true i would never do that. i literally was drunk and wanted to smoke and he was the only one who had them
>>32627321i wish i could snap your neck
>>32627281Seconding >>32627294You're such a fucking moron you think women respond well to this. Any guy who has it well with men will tell you that the most alpha male shit a guy can do is not worry about his gf talking to this or that or doing this or that because he's secure in himself. even men who don't actually feel that way have figured this out and play the part, like many black men, and that's why they're successful with women: because they give off "nothing to prove" energyyou're just a fucking dumbass who's never even much talked to a woman, who's been in his parents' basement for so long, his brain is more mold than grey matter
So glad Daddy Trump finally settled it once and for all. Sex is a binary, and gender is an infinite spectrum :3
>>32627309>MURDSUIfukken funny. stealing this. kek
>>32627323Thats what your kind always saysDrunk? So you would fuck him again and your poor bf, my brother and comrade would be none the wiser
>>32627326
>>32627321>How come you guys dont snap from that?Some do.I checked the phones of all my gfs. You need to always guard them. And I have messed around with taken girls also, they usually don't even say anything and just go along with whatever you want to do.
>>32627291>Based. No pain management?None. Which scares me a little (more for recovery than the birth) but what can you do.Your water birth sounds nice by the way, I considered it myself, but my access to a midwife so I can have a home birth at all is up in the air at this point. ): Don't go in too early, it can relax you too much and delay your labor.
>>32626861Is there a way to flirt with your co-worker with plausble deniability?She is a foot shorter than me, if that matters
>>32627326I'm not a Trump fan but honestly this was a based thing he did
>>32627319i told him because he asked what i was doing and i sent a video of us outside
>>32627285Being a drug dealer
>>32627285Being a male prostitute? I think they have rougher in a lot of ways, though
>>32627325Lmao, this post must be satire.
>>32627330>I have messed around with taken girls alsoSo in other words you are also a cunt?>>32627336How so?
>>32627330Well...i cant get a girl thoughBecause I am native american and unattractive.>>32627335So the poor guy knows, my god womanYoure truly some sadistic jezebel
>>32627314nta but political grifter needs some degree of talent or charisma for it to work so I don't know if it's a great equivalent to prostitute
>>32627325>like many black menBruh. That part just sunk your point. Lol.
>>32627341I'm not, I'm a nice guy. I said you don't even know in most cases. If she's brings up her bf or husband, chances are she's not that into you.
>>32627328>your poor bf, my brother and comradeI'm NTA. But I got the impression that you hated everyone but yourself, (Including other guys), is that incorrect?
>>32627280You shouldn't give yourself opportunities to cheat
Women will you stop shaving your purple hair and lopping off your tits now that trump has declared genetic reality as the law?
>>32627296It's actually pretty nice, but in all honestly it really really depends 100% on the guy
>>32627330I'm very glad you're here to keep larping.
>>32627335>and i sent a video of us outsideyou literally unknowingly sent a break-up video to your bf. That's literally what girls do when they don't want to see their bf ever again is pose awkwardly with their ex at some place the exact second they're alone.
>>32627343as if being a prostitute doesn't require some amount of charisma or brand building these days
>>32627342no, i seriously did not think it was a bad thing so i was honest when he asked what i was doing
>>32627202Nice people are nice because it makes them feel good. That's the incentive for most people.
Women why are you so cute? You make me want to hold you in my arms and make you feel like nothing in the world can touch you.
>>32627317No, I would never get involved in someone's else's relationship like that. It's just asking for trouble
>>32627346I actually love people....and do random good deeds but then I get a BPD episode over insecurities and really hate people>>32627353I think that any guy would be pretty pissed about it. I would beIts like flirting or dipping your hand back into fire, thats the way i would see it
>>32627348No.I want to chop mine off but still functionally remain a woman, just to look more androgynous. I already get >sirFrom old people if I'm wearing a mask just from hearing my voice, but they correct themselves. It's not a big change and nothing of value will have been lost
femanons, has your opinion on men changed since you've started frequenting this website?
>>32627352If you want to be some kind of streaming superstar sure, but literally any woman no matter how ugly or autistic could put on a miniskirt and go stand on the right street corner and have someone offering her cash by the end of the night. Comparing a high end political grifter to an OF star probably tracks to be fair, but neither of them are something attainable for the average person trying to get into that field.
I like how mad you are. I don't need to prove anything. Men already know which guys are successful with foids. Protip: it's not the male feminists at BLM rallies.
>>32627348>Women will you stop shaving your purple hair and lopping off your tits now that trump has declared genetic reality as the law?Nag, I wish we could have ladies with short, purple hair, and nice titties instead of trannies.
Would lonely women at the comic con appreciate being hit on?
>>32627340cope. after all no one gives a shit about what you think. it's not like anyone is coming to you about advice about dating and neither is your "method" working out for you
>>32627367You're right, it's the guy on 4chan who brags about stealing women and hitting them, lmao.
>>32627362>I actually love people....and do random good deeds but then I get a BPD episode over insecurities and really hate peopleAw.You're still annoying but that makes you more relatable. I hope you find better things to occupy your time but i completely understand how difficult that is in a bad mental state where you're ruminating and looping on insecurities and fears
>>32626896No, but I want kids
>>32627342Are there no native american girls around you? Or mexican girls? You could pass as latinx, I bet.
>>32627369Those kinds of women don't really go there.
>>32626926Yes
>>32627364I like them and trust them more
>>32627364not men in general but really sad lonely men are absolute assholes and dont think women exist
>>32627365you can compare prostitutes to low end political shills. it still tracks.
>>32627377I seen a few ones.
>>32627291I gotta go but if we are close enough and you'd like to continue talking I posted my discord. >>>/soc/33734300
>>32627377I do. I have severe social anxiety AND I cosplay. But I don't like getting hit on at cons, no.
>>32627305>Yeah my friends with lots of kids just didn't use birth control once they got married.God that sounds based, have sex daily with no BC and no pulling out, then act shocked when I'm pregnant for the 5th time in 5 years. >West coast, what about you?Damn, I'm in canada (EST zone) >>32627331>None. Which scares me a little (more for recovery than the birth) but what can you do.Yeah, I get that. The idea of no pain management scares me, but it seems like the ideal route. Though for me, it's specifically so the recovery is better. I've heard the with epidurals, women will often just keep pushing when their bodies aren't ready, causing tearing, so being able to feel what's going on seems ideal for reducing tearing and recovering time. Though I'm also a bit of a masochist so I kinda hope I can just channel that side of me and have fun with it. If you don't mind me asking, what's your reason for not wanting pain management?>Don't go in too early, it can relax you too much and delay your labor.Oh that's good to know. Guess I can just labour outside the water for a bit then hop in at the last second (I know it has to be before the kid's head is out so they don't start breathing air only to be submerged). Labouring unmedicated outside of the water plays into my degenerate fantasies, so I don't mind the idea of that. >>32627364This site has simultaneously made me more wary of men and more desperate for a bf.
>>32627362>I actually love people....and do random good deeds but then I get a BPD episode over insecurities and really hate peopleThe first bit is nice to hear. Sometimes it seems like you'd kill other incels (like me) just for existing.
>>32627364Sometimes I like them less, sometimes more, depending on which man I talk to. But really, there's good men and shitty men here and in real life, and the same for women.
>>32627370Oh yeah, it's very alpha that you let your gf hang out at her ex Tyrone's place. She's totally not cheating because you're so secure lmao
>>32627372Well you also refer to my threadMy issue is deeply ingrained>>32627375Refer to the thread>>>/r9k/80124176
>>32627386Exposure therapy, huh?
>all these horny foidsGet in line, ffs. Plenty of me to go around~
The only girls that have been nice to me are women too old for me. My teacher, some what 40s womenBut not my age...I have to end it
>>32627344that's just cope. you hate black men you don't want to give credit where credit is due. or maybe you think i'm saying this bc of some porn fetish.i've dealt with black people. and i understand black american men often come with issues, BUT ON THE OUTSIDE, you have to acknowledge they're good giving off self confidence I also want to say that black African men are better than American men. They have their issues too and many come from cultural backgrounds that perpetuate harmful ideas, however, I still think black african men tend to be more respectful of others, of their women... than black americans
>>32627395Haha, yeh.
>>32627393You're not that ugly. How tall are you?
>>32627381>but really sad lonely men are absolute assholes and dont think women existThat's a subset of sad, lonely men.Most of us just talk about normal topics instead of venting.
>>32627399I might get some hate for this but black Americans are generally the worst kind of black person.
>>32627371There was no bragging. I literally added that they bring up their partners later, retard. And where did I say I hit them? I was referring to guys who actually go to jail for beating up their wives or gfs.
>>32626954Don't knowI have no particular feelings towards dimensions of my dick. It gets job done.>if you could change it?Now that you said that... I would want it to be crooked, like bend at the tip towards me. Like a bow or something. Currently it's just straight with a bit deviation to the right from all the masturbation
Pic rel is how I felt on the /soc/ thread and the rateme subredditCouldnt believe the mogging>>326274025'10Not that? Come on, thats a death sentence with women. Not that is still at best average which is the truth but women need 7/10 minimumI am starting to get pissed off again
>>32627401Not that anon why do you say yeh?
>>32627393im seconding that you're not that ugly.I actually think you have decent facial structure and would give you a 6.But it *is* true that you dont stand out one way or another, which is probably why you get glossed over.The facial hair isn't helping and the long hair isn't either, but that may just be a personal preference.Also the drawing you use of yourself just looks like how a native guy would be drawn on the cover of a romance novel. You may have an audience, but the insecurities are going to get in the way.
>>32627364It hasn't, for the most part this place doesn't represent how men actually are irl although there are some good guys on here too. I guess it's made me more aware of certain pitfalls and things to be vigilant about and work to avoid if I ever have sons
>>32627387>what's your reason for not wanting pain management?Mostly same reason as yours - it's better for recovery and for avoiding complications. I also would not feel safe without the ability to move and control my body fully. And I am generally mistrusting of pharma and medical care in general. You can get in the pool when you're at least halfway dilated. And you can actually give birth directly in the water, baby will take it's first breath when exposed to air.I hope your "degenerate fantasies" don't come into play when you're birthing your child - it should be a beautiful and pure thing.Where in Canada? I'm in the prairies rn.
>>32627005M.Stardew ValleySuccubus AffectionThe Hidden Village of Witches and CatgirlsVenusBlood FrontierDeau Onna no Ko Subete ni Okasareru RPG Max VolumeElf Sex FarmNekoparaItsumademo Musuko no Mama ja Irarenai
>>32627399>they're good at giving off self confidencenot the anon you've been talking to but my experience with black areas in the USA is that they're some kind of incel hypergamy fever dream post where a small chunk of black guys are fucking the whole neighborhood while the other 90% of black guys fight for attention from 300lb women with multiple bastard kids.
>>32627392That's not what I said. Trust your gf, don't think if you don't guard this possession, you'll lose it... She's an adult. If she chooses to stay with you, that's great, if not, you part ways. If she cheats, she's made her choice and you leave. But don't act like you should prevent her from cheating because you believe the moment you're not watching her she's gonna cheat. This is such low t behavior and honestly anyone (not just women) respond better to space. Because the other person feels like they're staying in the relationship out of their own will; it's their own choice to stay. They know they have no reason to cheat because they also know the other person isn't tying them down and you can just walk out and the other person will move on.
>>32627409You could be a 7/10 if your potato nose was smaller, but you don't look like you should be struggling in dating. You are right that being average means ugly in 2025 to girls. It is what it is.
What headset should I use to practice speaking online such as in Discord?I tried doing it with the mic of a wired earphone I had, but it picked all the annoying sounds in the surroundings and also static noise, so people always muted me or left the chat.Will any regular "gaming headphones" with microphone be enough, or should I buy one with unidirectional microphone as is recommended for remote work and such?https://a.co/d/76bzBSt
>>326274095'10 is also a pretty decent height. Women don't care as long as you're tall *enough* to seem decently taller than them, and they have poor perception of what height actually looks like on guys, with 5'10 you're already tall enough.You genuinely seem to have potential.Have you done anything to address your mental health issues?
>>32627412Youre a guy...I am into whatever would even like me but its still not the same that you tell me that. We go easier on each other.I dont take care of myself anymore, shaving, exercise, diet etc I gave up all of that for...what do i even do all day? AO3 doesnt count btw. Because I gave up and my self esteem is BELOW ZERO. You have no idea how much I was bullied and mocked. Or rejected and failed when I actually tried.
;:) Girls would it be all right pressing my face on your belly like pillow?
>>32627421>she's an adultLol. Lmao.NTA but women are retarded animals. This has been recognized by all of humanity all over world since prehistory.You're either a disingenuous cuck or a naive imbecile.If you don't guard your woman and fend off other men, she WILL cheat on you. Real life isn't a fantasy love story of eternal undying loyalty and supreme will.
>>32627424I think your brownness is a bigger determinant than your headphones
>>32627426I'm a woman actually. Unfortunately, because I genuinely have autism and more male features/personality.Anyways. >I dont take care of myself anymore, shaving, exercise, diet etcGet back on that. It's a constant struggle but you can look and feel so much better.It shows with the pictures you're posting right now.
>>32627417>And you can actually give birth directly in the water, baby will take it's first breath when exposed to air.Yeah, it's just that the baby can't be exposed to air only to then be submerged in the pool iirc. So I'd have to make sure to get in the pool before the baby starts crowning. >I hope your "degenerate fantasies" don't come into play when you're birthing your child - it should be a beautiful and pure thing.That's true, but I also wouldn't mind if a bit of my degeneracy helps me enjoy the harder parts a bit more. >Where in Canada? I'm in the prairies rn.I'm in Ontario, GTA area.
>>32627428im a side sleeper
>>32627428>;:)I don't think most girls want spiders on their bellies.
Can I smoke weed with my dog?
>>32627428I'm chubby so my entire body can be used as a pillow~
>>32627405desu, america is the reason. america is shit culture wise. it's a spiritually hollow country. capitalism on steroids.i know it's more comfortable to live in the US than other nations, and they have technology and freedom and blah blah blah.. but also what are american values? it's consume, buy, and corporations/billionaires fucking everybody else in the ass. and americans are so used to that, they think working shitty jobs with low pay and 0 benefits is normal, even commendable
>>32627005MAurelia
>>32627432I'm actually a White Latino. Everyone has always been impressed by my Whiteness ever since childhood. Brown and black girls would lust after me simply because of my skin and my features.My hair also used to be blond as a child.
>>32627434Nta but yoooo I'm in to too.
>>32627435The position, doesnt matter.>>32627436Did you like my smiley ;:\?
>>32627386https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OXs-BUp6p-Q&t=2sIf this guy approached you, would you die?
>>32627441ur obese, not ‘chubby’
It's crazy how girls don't want to take one for the team and just date the nativeanon. Same with ER if just one girl dated him.
>>32627397And Mabel*
>>32627431isn't it lucky you don't have to fend off any men then?kek, anon, have you ever even watched a movie where the protagonist is an alpha and he's bothered? the only ones who are bothered are usually ugly sweaty nerdsmen also don't like women who are bothered. in general people respond better to being given their space.
>>32627441Which part is the pillowest?
>>32627448Based. I'm not in toronto itself, but I'm like an hour~hour and a half away by train, like 45 minutes by car.
>>32627438No, dogs shouldn't toke
>>32627446And that all goes down the drain when you hop on the mic and they they what your accent and broken English and realize you're a thirdie.
>>32627434Neat, my husband is from the same area and we're moving back there in a few years. We met here though, can't imagine trying to weed through the cityfags for someone worth breeding with. Are you White?
>>32627459Probs my tits, but anywhere should be comfy desu.
>>32627460Are you that black woman I talked to earlier
I just wish I was attractive so I could earn the approval of some woman. Validation of existence, of all that neglect I suffered as a child.>>32627433You are? Well, I don't know if I can. Its just not worth it. They dont like meWell I mean your kind>>32627423Yeah average doesnt get shit. I kkow I am a nosecel. My inferior genes>>32627452Oh I couldnt date anyone right now, I have no confidence, some have tried online...I dont even know what to do.
>>32627458>moviesKek. Keep guzzling jewish propaganda meant to brainwash you and emasculate you, turn you away from instincts, intuition, logic and reason.Reddit is the other way, btw.
>>32627092Fucking hospital, where else and how else? I'm not an idiot to risk newborn's or wife's life for some vanity points.
>>32627452What is ER?
>>32627470If you chose to be brown or black, that's honestly your own fault. You only get 1 life.
>>32627387This is disgusting, hopefully you never reproduce
>>32627393You're not ugly. Let me give you the penultimate blackpill. Femanons, Maleanons, gather around.... This one goes to you guys too....The 'nothing' zone:The reason why chuds and normies alike use the 10 scale is because it's a more charitable and hopeful version of its predecessor, the 5 scale.The 5 scale is literally evil incarnate, the astrology of face-rate. It is fortunate to uglies by being honest to them, 1/5 or 2/5 ratings are always correct. It is fortunate to beautiful people.the 5/5 rating is always honest and correct.It is fortunate to average looking people.the 3/5 rating is impartial and correct.Everything falls apart for one and only one demographic, the native inhabitants of the 'nothing zone', the 4/5 attractiveness people. (sometimes including 3.5/5 attractiveness people)If ever you meet a sociopath, they will be 4/5 attractiveness. They are the looksmaxxers, the failed normalfags, the sociopaths.Those cute girls arrested for doing horrible shit? all 4/5 attractiveness. Those botched women plastic surgery, their origin? trying to escape 4/5 attractiveness.Nikolas Cruz, Elliot Rodger? 4/5 attractiveness.The 'nothing zone' is a kafkaesque hellscape. Nothing you ever do will allow you to escape it. he or she is 1/5. they are fucked up somehow visually? with a nice personality, will gain a 3/5 attractiveness gf or bf.he or she is 2/5. fat most likely. lose the weight, will gain 3/5 attractiveness gf or bf.he or she is 3/5. no money, no charisma? fix that. easy 5/5 gf or bf.he or she is 5/5. humanity itself is like ordering take-out. "hmmm perhaps i will try a 2/5 for the lulz i'm so silly"4/5 is the ego death of facial attractiveness.The 4/5 cannot get another 4/5 because they are always near acquiring 5/5, but it never happens.everything below 4/5 is garbage. 5/5/ is unnattainable.
>>32627469Nta, I think she is.
>>32627213>it is if they dont know that we want it lol. makes it sexierIt's possible they may believe it is, but that belief is wrong.
>>32627205I'm so glad I'm a man and don't have to deal with things like this.Feels like I'm living on easy mode
i want to lay on a couch and be in a fuzzy blanket while it's raining and cold outside, and i want to live with a boy who thinks i am the coolest thing ever, and i want him to make me tea and cocoa and bring them to me while i play videogames and i want him to crawl under the blanket and kiss and lick my tummy and up to my chest and growl while i ask him stuff like wait how do i level up this skill again? and he'll be like oh you have to go to the trainer NPC *exhales heavily onto my nipples which makes me shiver* he's in that one city
>>32627468One the one hand I think I'd have the best sleep of my life, but on the other I think I'd be too excited to fall asleep.
>>32627462So? Are you going to answer the question or are you going to keep projecting your personal experience as an Indian on me?
>>32627277>Can women cum? Sorry i don't know.You mean can we have orgasms? Sure. More than you can, often. If you mean can we ejaculate, that's a bit more controversial.
>>32627467>can't imagine trying to weed through the cityfags for someone worth breeding with.Luckily I'm a bit out of the actual city, but honestly most of my attempts to meet guys are online. >Are you White?No. >>32627469>Are you that black woman I talked to earlierMaybe? How long ago is earlier? >>32627476Don't worry I'll make sure to have plenty of kids just for you, anon :D
>>32627483No way fag
>>32627479Tldr?
>>32627490hi leon
>>32627280Hanging with your ex: fine. Smoking: deal breaker, regardless of who you're with.
>>32627489>NoAh, too bad, we could've found you a husband. Cheers anon
>>32626946fear is a very powerful thing
Why are women so disappointing?
>>32627493You can be so not ugly that you blend in, but not pretty enough to stand out.
>>32627173>>32627175Do you get jealous of their boobs? Or vice versa
>>32627485Don't worry, if you're too excited to sleep, we can just keep trying again day after day until you relax enough to doze off. You can also burn some of that excitement by groping them until you're bored.
>>32627470i get it. I've seen you around and I don't think that people here can help you. I do believe that your struggles are probably more pressing and harder to overcome than mine but I've been through it somewhat on the female side of things. To be treated as lesser than and given less room for growth and leeway because I'm essentially too masculine and ugly, so it makes everything I do more offputting. It's not easy, but I have noticed when I just put consistent effort into actually taking care of myself, the mental load of thinking of myself as disgusting or less deserving of respect gets lighter.You will probably dismiss some of this as just me being a woman and having x y and z come easier.I cannot honestly tell you that you're completely wrong, but i can tell you that you can choose to not make your hole any deeper.This will probably be my last reply on the matter because I think any more discussion will cease to be helpful, but i wish you the best.
>>32627489Idk it was a couple months ago, some poster said she also lived in to and she asked me "is it ok if I'm a fat black woman", and I posted a picture of a stick figure blowing his brains out.
I have so much memory loss it is starting to scare me. I have to write everything down as it happens otherwise I will never be able to recall it
>>32627468How long have you been on 4chan?
>>32627489I doubt you're even a woman. Really gross to try and engage with femanons about childbirth so you can fetishpost about it
>>32627471Keep, keep swirling your own cum in a glass and drinking like it's fine wineJewis propaganda my ass. You know this from real life too. Men who are "better than you" who fuck while you jerk off to some 2D character with the voice of a 7 year old do that because they have better game than you. And what is game but the pull and push? You hear me? PUSH, i.e., giving space, is dating 101.
Idk if it's just me but it seems like the women who truly actually hate men are usually completely anti-porn and anti-sex and not pornstars or whores like you'd expect.
>>32627500Your expectations are too high
>>32627488Yeah that last thing, why is it controversial?
>other prairie anons are hereGross.
>>32627482gives you kiss on the cheek
>>32627168>>32627176Cute
>>32627479So average it becomes plain, and who really likes eating nothing but oatmeal. Not even a guilty pleasure. Hm, I see.>>32627506WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING WRITE? SO YOU KNOW ITS HOPELESS FOR ME THEN? YOU SAID IT>I CANNOT HONESTLY TELL YOU THAT YOURE COMPLETELY WRONGSO HERE THE MASK COMES OFFHERE I KNOW YOURE A ACTUALLY WOMANWOMEN ALWAYS DO THIS SUBTLE CUT IN BETWEEN THE OTHER WORDS, THE STING.
>>32627486I am whiter than your mulatto ass will ever be faggot. No I don't have any recommendations because I use some shitass mic for gaming and nobody's ever cared because I don't have the voice of a Mexican immigrant. Do us all a favour and stay on your side of the internet.
>>32627495Nta but are you the anon that is on a discord where they share leon pics?
>>32627495I'm gonna sling you over my shoulder and run around the house bumping into every wall while you shout my name over and over
>>32627043despite on the whole being left leaning socially, women are weirdly socially darwinist when it comes to dating. really makes you think
What's wrong with Calvin Klein?
>>32627514Kek at (you).
>>32627529i am not on any discords
>>32627506NTA but you have the patience of a saint. Great posts, I hope he's able to take some of it
>>32627515The anti-porn people have some good points, unfortunately yes the women in the anti-porn movements both left and right tend to be spiteful and evil people who should have no input on public policy or even be allowed near men.
>>32627300>I got my first gf in a chatroomThis will never be not cringe to me.
>>32627535Blacked maybe?
>>32627526kek yeah i knew the blow up was comingi don't think it's hopeless, but you wont find help in this place, and it makes it worsebut it can get better, was my pointah, mental illness, the sweetest nectar
>>32627506SO you know its hopeless? Youre really telling me inbetween the lines that>Yes you are wasting effort even thinking about trying, you make sense you are right butSo then why lie to me at first, you know its hopeless. You know your gender.Your gender is a commune of genociders, eugenics the very best at eugenics
>>32627544What does that even mean?
>>32627528What mic? Name it or post link.>WhiteKek. The amerimutt mystery meat is crying.
>>32627546IS THAT LOLCOW ON THE FUCKING SCREEN? ONE OF YOU AGAIN?
>>32627513I am a woman but I am fetishposting, yes. I'm a degen so I overcame my fear of pregnancy/childbirth by fetishizing the hell out of them instead, since no other methods of dealing with the fear seemed to work. Telling myself "it won't be that bad" didn't help, since I always thought "but what if it is?" So instead I just started thinking "wouldn't it be hot as fuck if it was?" and now I have a pregnancy/childbirth fetish.
>>32627535Nothing, a lot of "backlash" is manufactured publicity
>>32627542Most "women" who hate men online are trannies. No idea why that is.
>>32627550I have no idea what the fuck it is, it just works and I've never bothered to check the model because I've never needed to. It's got the fuckin PlayStation logo on it though.>AmerimuttCute that you have to make things up to make yourself feel better but even those abominations are better than you.
>>32627554that's futaba channel, mr normalfag
>>32627560They think it makes them get "in" with women.
>>32627511I'm a newfag, only been here for 3ish years I think?
>>32627513Some women actually do have pregnancy fetishes. I do.
If a sexy nun who was trying to figure out if that thing was really for her, hits on you? And the situation is ending in sex at the monastery, What do you do?
>pregnancy fetishanon that's called being fucking normal.
>>32627516Yet men are disappointing to them because we're too shit
Women, are you happy with how your vagina looks?
>>32627563I knew it was that. I only wanted to see if you got it wrong.>>32627546Ok thanks but whats your real opinion?You mentioned you struggle yourself sith being someone who has male features? Can I know? I dont believe ALL women have it easier, look we are all mostly human, I know life is shit so I wont deny that you must be right on some level to evem engage with my argument.
>>32627576yes :3
>>32627576No
Women, would you be OK if guy comes with AR goggles on his face on your first date?It's for efficiency sake
>>32627569Oh, I noticed you used a lot of the 4chan lingo.
>>32627452Pussy won't cure anyone's mental illnesses. Incels fixate on virginity as the source of their anguish, not realizing it's their own minds that are tormenting them.I speak from experience. I was an incel virgin until I was 30, and I remember well the feeling of dread that came over me about a minute after my nut. I recall thinking: "was that it? Why am I still depressed? Why am I still obsessive, and afraid?"The only way to actually improve is to go to war with yourself.
>>32627576No. But to be honest I'm not sure what qualifies as a nice looking vagina.
>>32627526BUT THERE'S HOPEcenturies of shitposting has taught me the way for 4/5 attractiveness people to reproduce (with other 4/5 attractiveness people) without destroying humanity in the process.It sounds completely retarded, but, hear me out.Wear. Glasses.Boom. It blew my fucking mind too, when I found it out. Glasses on a 4/5 person, makes them mog every other person on the 5 scale.5/5 can't wear glasses without looking like nerd cosplay.3/5 becomes 2/5 with glasses2/5 and 1/5 resemble stephen hawking (pbuh).When a 4/5 wears glasses they radiate hyper-responsible hyper-professional energy.They're Tony Stark. They're Lois Lane. It's brilliant, I surprised myself with this knowledge.
i should message her
>>32627578Innie>>32627579Outtie
>>32627573Eh, I think women worry enough about the risks of pregnancy that being able to fetishize it in spite of that isn't exactly normal. A breeding fetish is normal, yeah, but to actively be turned on after the deed is done and ur just waiting for the incubation to wrap up? I think that's rarer, especially for the women who have to deal with all the side effects.
>>32627587>InnieI hate this post but it's true, I am an innie
>>32627583>>32627579Are your labias too big and flappy
>>32627557>>32627570So be upfront and post about it as a fetish, don't pretend you want a genuine conversation and then twist it into a hentai fantasy
>>32627590Porn has done much harm to society
>>32627590Neovags don't count
>>32627591Yes. Looks like roast beef
>>32627588Are you kidding? All the physical changes? And creating life? That's kinda hot.
>>32627576No, not at all
>>32627537I'll tell you one more thing before I leave: You can pick up almost ANY woman with the right attitude. I know that, women here know that. Short, ugly or even fat. Many, maaaaany women are willing to look beyond that for guys they think are good people. In fact, you don't know this either, but many women give men who are ugly a chance BECAUSE they're short and ugly. They think maybe because you're ugly on the outside, that made you work on the inside. Continue plugging your ears with your fingers. It's not my life, but it's not your uggliness or shortness or fatness that is your worst enemy. Your worst enemy is your views, your attitude, which even women who give/gave you grace (for eg, girls you used to chat with online for eg) with time they figured out you're a pos and decided they'll move on rather than waste their time trying to work on you.
>>32627596Trim it with safety scissors
>>32627595I had to look that up lmaoit's natural
>>32627561>e-even if im an amerimutt i'm still better than you!!Friend, I'm no longer laughting at you, just pitying you.>Sony microphoneSony is a good brand. Might buy.
>>32627594Nonsense comment
Girls how would you feel if you found out you are chatting here with some really hot guys way out of your league.
>>32627591No, mine is an innie but kinda, I dunno, puffy. I don't know if that's seen as attractive.
>>32627602What is this bluepill doing here?
I love american women
>>32627608Already had happened.
she's got me on the hook doesn't she
>>32627602Tldr. Keep being a good goy.
>>32627612So much better than all those anorexic bitches the Yuros try to push on us
>>32627610That's ideal
>>32627610You're good, don't worry.
>>32627617I am Yuro
>>32627606Looks like your reading comprehension is even worse than your English compadre, at no point did I say I was American>SonyI had Sony headphones too and they sounded good but were built like complete shit, both pairs I got broke in a year.
>>32627612Are those hip dips or just because of how she's standing?
>>32627593>So be upfront and post about it as a fetishLiterally one of my first replies in that chain I said >>32627291>But then also there's the degenerate part of me >so I think it'd be hot to have a husband who insists on whatever gives him the best view without any pain management. I think I made it clear from the get-go that I've got a fetish. If someone can't pick up on that, they need to work on their reading comprehension skills. >>32627597>All the physical changes? And creating life? That's kinda hot.Yeah that's true, but stuff like morning sickness, lack of mobility, any other pains, and the risks of childbirth can dampen the sexiness of it all.>>32627608I'm already not the type of 90% of men here so not like that would change much.
>>32627515>pornstarsThey have to act pleasant to not alienate customers. If you look at the places on reddit, discord, etc, where (for example) OF whores interact and share advice with each other, you'd see insane levels of misandry.
>>32627605Riiight. I'll see it when I believe it.
Isn't it weird for women to try on bathing suits that have been tried on by so many other women? It's basically sharing underwear with strangers.
>>32627625I'm not showing you my coochie!
>>32627623What do you mean you are not their type?
>>32627626Theres plastic stickers on them
>>32627296>Women, how much better is a big pp?It's worse.
>>32627582You were 30. Your hormones had already given up on you. Of course, sex didn't feel amazing, lmao.
>>32627622No that's just what excessive adipose accumulation does to a bitch.
>>32627623nta that usually only lasts for the first three months.
>>32627607You don't even think blacked has done harm?
>>32627627Cause you don't want me to see the truth?
>>32627614Doubt (X)
>>32627621Keep thinking that the gamers hurling insults at you for being ng is because you're oh so special. Kek.
>>32627515I monitor a few onlinePorn stars are all over the placeSome are very leftist and very anti-menEva Lovia on the other hand is a psuedo conservative podcaster now
>>32627639It did. he's really hot and I feel incredibly inadequate.
ma'am's which mspaint cock do you like 1, 2, or 3, no wrong answers
>>32627640>Calle Ocho gringo estoy xDDDDD jajajajaja japutaLiterally all I'm hearing from your beaner gaub
>>326276431. The way it gets wider in the middle seems like it would feel nice going in.
>>32627641Honestly a lot of the very misandrist women aren't even leftist. Their ideal state seems to be an authoterian one dominated by women
>>326276433
>>32627643I like 3
>>326276431
>>32627643Even here, mogged.Im a 3let
evens i send her a messageodds i get drunk
>3chads winning2 isn't even hard, kind of rigged?
>>32627627Coochie woochie! :-D
>>32627632I track my test (bodybuilder), and my serum test levels were still around 800ng/dl
>>32627623You're still mixing real conversation about actual childbirth with fetish posting and that's gross. Don't try to rope people in with normal questions so you can talk about how you want to use a baby for your own sexual gratification
>>32627659gettie outie :-)
>>32627642Are you still together?
Women would you like to drop a 2000lbs GPS guided bomb onto cavemen in Afghanistan?
>>32627644Yeah, I knew you couldn't read when you projected your lack of reading comprehension on me, just like you projected your brown skin and shitty experiences on the internet.
>>32627645>>32627647>>32627648>>32627650>>32627652based
>>32627317>Women, would you sleep with a guy friend's bi-curious gf if he was cool with it? He wouldn't ask to watch, or anything weird like that.Definitely not.
Women, have you ever accidentally flashed anyone? Top or bottom.
>>32627665we met only a few weeks ago, but it's going well I think... but I'm not having high expectations, he can do much better than me.
>>32627322>How do i get rizz?Convincingly pretend to be confident and be funny.
>>32627202>t. sociopath
>>32627673Yeah. Bottom
>>32627673I spent like half of my shift once with an undone shirt button. No one told me.
>>32626861Daily reminder to be productive today/tomorrow!
>>32627674That's an unfortunate attitude to have.
>>32627612and women wonder why white women aren't considered the most attractive any more.
Women thoughts on guys who look at sexy pictures of chicks
Is it creepy or sad if I always whip out my phone to record a video when I'm getting my dick sucked or disrobing a female ?
>>32627660You have made your dick numb from jerking off. Nothing feels the same at 30 than if you were 16 with your first non-wrinkly gf in bed. But if you don't care about that and you're happy, good for you.
>>32627679Would it be more or less awkward for a guy to point it out?I wouldn't want to admit that I was ever looking in that area.
i seriously hate texting
>>32627684yes it's creepy.
>>32627661I'm interested in it from a non-fetish perspective too. I'm both fetish posting and also genuinely curious what others think because I want kids one day and would like to talk about birth plans and the like to see other women's POVs so I can make more educated decisions when I have kids of my own. Sure some of it is horny, but some of it is genuine. But also if you can't handle a bit of hornyposting why are you on 4chan?
>>32627635I'm saying you don't have to watch porn to like one vagina's look over the other.Blaming porn for everything just makes you look like a porn addict.>blackedI've only seen memes and anons making bait posts about it. Which is pretty funny because some anons take it seriously.
>>32627425>Essex
Women, is this you?
>>32627684illegal, and creepy
>>32627693yes
Women thoughts on Adonis belts
>>32627684It's creepy yeah, but all you gotta do is get a girl who's into that.
>>32627425Oh sslorry I forgot to replyNo not really
>>32627693That's most modern women these days its why marriage rates are cratering.
>>32627682Pic not related?
>>32627693But you can ride money.Foids make me sick.
>>32627686I would have actually appreciated if a guy had pointed it out. Would have saved me a lot of embarrassment. I am aware that guys like boobs and will look at them.
>dog fucker is here againMy day is ruined
>>32627700picture explicitly related, if you find fridge framed bodied women attractive that is more on you than me
>>32627685The girl wasn't wrinkly, and I wasn't fapping either. Honestly, it sounds like you're coping, anon.
>>32627092My excoworker (undergrad lab) gave birth in the back of her car on the drive to the hospital
>>32627704I just hide all of its posts
Why do I get the feeling that all the local women and gays talk about me in a massive groupchat
>>32627704no one cares, stop shitting up the thread, and either report it so they get banned or you get banned.>>32627709literally just do this
>>32627706You never fapped in 30 years? How old was she if she wasn't wrinkly?
>>32627709How to filter avatarfags? Teach me please
Women if your boyfriend called you "profoundly mid" how would you feel
>>32627715>the reddit user is a newfaglmfao
Femanons, when did you last get your cheeks clapped?
>>32627716The "profoundly" part actually hurts more than the "mid".
zamn, femanon looks like that?
>>32627694Seriously??>>32627697I feel like most women want to be in porno deep down and I'd never publish anything
>>32627719>implying This is only thread where I use filters at all. Also a phoneposter btw
>>32627715If you have to ask such a braindead question just leave the site and go back to tiktok or w/e brain rot hellhole you come from, stupid fuck.
>>32627364>femanons, has your opinion on men changed since you've started frequenting this website?There aren't any men on this website. There are biologically male human beings, but there are no actual *men*
>>32627721Ok what if it was "solidly" mid instead
>>32627725>phoneposterDamn, I knew you were reddit but I didn't know you were this reddit, too poor to own a computer, Zoomer?
>>32627722Hot....
>>32627727That's right 4 chan is mostly gammas and deltas with the occasional true sigma (me). Most women marry betas btw
>>32627731I just don't come here when I'm home.
>>32627733more like true ligma
>>32627736This is the most zoomer thing I've read all year... Makes sense why every thread is such low quality though.
>>32627658Based 3chads.
>>32627647>>32627648Thank you ladies, my self esteem has been boosted.
>>32627737ligma balls
>>32627381Women don't exist though
>>32627738I'm 30 yo boomer tho
>>32627738Phoneposting should be banned and anyone caught phoneposting should be IP banned so only bots and people smart enough to get around bans can post here
>>32627728I don't think an adverb is needed for mid at all really and seems a little pseudo.
>>32627746I'd honestly use a bot/AI board if the AI users were given a tag, that sounds like it could be fun.
>>32627746>so only people smart enough to buy a pass can post hereOK, Hiroshima, calm down
why don't women use the internet to simp for millions of men at a time, like men simp for millions of women at a time
>>32627749You know what I think? I think you're my mid little princess. How's that?
>>32627751So explain to me how what you just said made any sense at all.
>>32627754She is so damn sexy but I wish her nipples pointed up a little moreLove her facial expression I can coom to that alone, she looks like she has good manners in the bedroom
>>32627754Junkie latina egirl phenotype
>>32627754I simp for some guys on Twitch and Youtube.
>>32627759Newfag doesn't know the Jordan Peterson of /adv/
>>32627759Retard
>>32627754>tattoo>nose piercing>push up bra>americanEw ugly as fuck
>>32627754She looks like she would cradle my cock and balls like a baby bird on the verge of death
>>32627716>Women if your boyfriend called you "profoundly mid" how would you feelLike he's now my ex.
>>32627764if you know anything about /adv/ you have brainrot, even the oldfags here will tell you that.>>32627765OK, Nagasaki, calm down
>>32627689It's like asking for advice about childcare and discussing that while also mentioning your pedo fantasies. If you can't understand why it's gross or why you might want to keep the two distinctly separate then you're beyond help
>>32627379Are we on the same website lol>>32627362>actually love people....and do random good deeds but then I get a BPD episode over insecurities and really hate peoplephat mood>>32627397Tfw no teacher gf in her 40s
>>32627684>Is it creepy or sadBoth.
Women would you rub your pheromones all over your bf
>>32627770>fucking bot doesn't know the Don Cheadle of 4chanlmoa
>>32627777yes
>>32627474Nta but Elliot Rodger, the nutter who went on a killing spree because tall blonde stacies weren't asking him out
>>32627771>You aren't' allowed to be morbidly curious about anythingYou just played into the pedophiles hands and why Britian still has a grooming gang problem to this day.
>>32627684If you always do it, it means you aren't interested in intimacy or connection and are most likely terrible at sex
>>32627773why ;_;I only wanted this moment to last forever
British anons have you ever been to Smethwick? What's it like there?
I miss constantly smelling like my girlfriend due to her clingy ways.
>>32627778I don't know who Don Cheadle is either because it sounds like low culture, you know, like Wrestling, the WWE kind.
>>32627784no, you want to post it for other men. That's the only reason men take videos of themselves fucking.
>>32627716I would never date a guy like that in the first place
>>32627787>He doesn't know the Liam Neeson of green boardssad
>>32627788nta but it's so I can coom to my gf when she's not with me
>>32627572I repent for my sins...I would smash Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music desu>>32627654Send ittttt
>>32627783>aren't interested in intimacy or connectionNot really true buut I do have trouble sustaining bonds>most likely terrible at sexI get glowing reviews>>32627788Nope I wouldn't share the videos that's gay
>>32627790Yeah because they all smashed and dashed ya.
>>32627794>Nope I wouldn't share the videos that's gayThey all say it, and somehow the video always ends up online.
>>32627716NagWhat about dating within your range?
>>32627788>refuses to explain why women consentingly film themselves fucking for no reason.you're in the hot-seat now femanon.
>>32627788Somes guys do, some guys don't. This wouldn't be a thing if women weren't selfish about having sex in the frist place.
Women what is the criteria for letting a guy coom his alfredo sauce inside your fettuccine
>>32627754Sophie is sexy as fuck. She got blacked btw.
>>32627798It's an objective measure
>>32627797Fuck off with that shit I would never
>>32627803trash is trash, eventually a bouquet of flowers ends up in the trash after a week. Wise men know this and use modern women like dispoable cumrags, as it should be.
>>32627799>implying there's not tons of guys planting hidden cameras before they fuck girlslol, lmao even
>>32627800>women weren't selfish about having sex in the frist place.Don't even get me startedWomen are fucking starving us out here its hostile and violent how much work it is to get pussy as a 8/10 sigma male in 2025
>>32627785given the proximity to birmingham, I would never go there
Whenever I feel like I want friends or a relationship, or I get lonely, I just come here and read some posts and it reminds me that everyone is terrible and I'm better off alone.
>>32627813I just just jerk off to porn every once in a while and I've never had a problem, needing people is a weakness.
>>32627673Yea at the beach a wave took my top off and my bottom off (separate occasions)
>>32627814https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PWAqV6YAihIYOULL SEEYOU WILL FOCKING SEE
>>32627720Never ever
>>32627809>plantingcope. many of those girls check the camera every two seconds in the videos.>>32627803good.
>>32627826Can I kiss them
>>32627782You're allowed to post however you want, and I'm allowed to call you gross. Take it to a porn board if you want to be applauded for being this brainrotted
>>32627742Why did you feel bad? That's an objectively pretty cock
>>32627819I do the same thing to hold me over but it gets rough to go over 2 weeks without it I'm getting reall sick of my FWBs but I do what I have to
>sophie collecting all 43 million of my dollars.bueno
>>32627826I'm sorry.
Femanons, would you date a guy without friends?Would you marry him?
>>32627808Sophie is a 9/10 in looks, though. She has the perfect ratio of a pretty face, decent boobs, slim waist, hips and ass. I'm taking a point away because she fucked a washed up rapper and got tattoos.
How do i become psychic so i can tell if a woman is a single mom without asking all of them
>>32627835no friends isn't a very good sign...
>>32627821How does that even happen?
>>32627841Flimsy bikini
>>32627837Nta but she's a mid as fuck dime a dozen whore
>>32627839any 8/10 girl that talks to me in her late 20s early 30s is a single mom. The only singles I get are 7/10
>>32627840>no friends isn't a very good sign...I have no friends because I don't desire themToo much of a hassle
>>32627832I've literally never had sex so I can't relate.
>>32627844woman is real estate
>>32627703That's pretty gracious of you. I honestly do try not to look, but it's hard sometimes.
>>32627844Then why does every other 30 fat hag i know have a kid
>>32627845what makes you think a gf or wife isn't a gigantic hassle?
Women do you wear a one piece or two piece swimsuit?
>>32627837If you think she is a 9/10 then your in the garbage can as well, we are not the same
>>32627673I was getting on a bus once and there was this weird gust of wind that lifted my skirt up.
>>32627847Sorry bud
>>32627695Nice seeing a size queen on atoga :)
>>32627843Post a hotter girl.>>32627854who is hotter?
>>32627852Cause he doesn't actually want a gf/wife he just wants someone to put his dick into
>>32627856Don't be, can't miss what you've never had, the way some of you guys talk about sex reminds me of alcoholics or drug addicts and it kinda weirds me out.
>>32627850Idk add it to the list of ways to know a girl is single mom without asking.also try asking them what they think of kids?
>>32627794There's something profoundly wrong with you if you feel like you always have watch your own sexual interactions through a screen. It's no big deal if it's something you'd want to do only occasionally, but it's not normal to do that every time
>>32627722>>32627732>zamn, femanon looks like that?Nooo, I missed it!
>>32626961The internet
>>32627849Honestly it's weirder when you notice a guy is trying to actively NOT look at all. I fully expect a glance or two. A guy can actually do this and not come off creepy.
>>32627858>who is hotter?Who cares who I personally think is hotter when they are all acting like whores? That's like asking me which species of tapeworm I prefer.
>>32627865Hi
>>32627833she made that much without posting nudes?
>>32627862>what do you think of having sex and making babies together?Like that?
>>32627803Sophie who?
>>32627852There's mutual interest in keeping a romantic relationship togetherWith male friendship you need an excuseI work from home and I don't live in an urban populationKeeping a friendship isn't worth the hassle unless I already have some
>>32627795If you want to be insulting, at least put some intelligence behind it
>>32627703This is a bs lie. She would ruin the guy's life for saying anything.
>>32627874Why would I have to put some intelligence behind the truth?
>>32627875Well, I mean obviously I would prefer if it was a guy I already knew and not a random stranger.
>>32627866This is kind of blowing my mind...
>>32627722She is beautiful, I wish I could talk to her.
>>32627870Nah just ask her opinion on kids in general, be vague so she tells on herself>"what do you think of kids?">I love kids i have a little baby boy/girlthen ghost
>>32627869I'll be your photographer for a 0.5% share
>>32627860Not everything is about sex
>>32627785MNo I've not been but looks like a shithole desuApparently has some decent green space and pubs but not much elseNot as bad as Birmingham at least>>32627816Based, I do this too haha>>32627746>he doesn't realise I use my phone as a hotpost
>>32627885How do i steer a convo that way without it seeming motivated by kids on my mind when talking to her?
Women, do you have a date this weekend?
>>32627891>>he doesn't realise I use my phone as a hotpostThat just makes you a transphoneposter :^)
>>32627872NTA but this attitude towards human relationships is precisely why it's never a good idea for women to date a guy without friends
>>32627896No. But I did last weekend.
>>32627899nta, but this is just schizobabble if you aren't going to explain yourself. It's incredibly common for both men and women today to have absolutely no friends.
>>32627877What truth?
>>32627901Women are social creatures. It's pretty rare for them.
>>32627879I'm NTA above.When I asked the question I conceptualized it as us being co-workers.
Women do you have any friends
>>32627900How'd it go?
How important is picrel to its game? I have little to no interest in playing it but I am absolutely enamored by this little creature.
>>32627845>tfw take people's advice and push myself to be social>tfw end up making "friends">tfw keep getting invited to things>tfw suddenly have little time to myself and hobbies>tfw becomes more hassle than it's worth >>32627861>tfw go a week without fapping and drink with people one night>tfw download Tinder and start hornyposting with a MILF>tfw play video games for a few hours and sleep>tfw wake up the next day realising casual sex is a complete waste of time and am glad I didn't pursue anythingSuch is the life of the sigma autistCats and wine will never leave you
>>32627905That kinda thing would be ideal. Even moreso if we have a good working relationship.
Men do you ever actually reject women for having red flags?
>>32627911Ignore this, I opened the wrong thread.
>>32627915I've never had the chance but I probably would
>>32627899You don't realize what life as a men is likeBasically anytime a guy gets married his friendships die
>>32627912>show is called billy and mandy>mandy and irwin is the canon pairingwhat was that all about
>>32627919god forbid boys and girls be friends
Uk anons are you a drilla
>>32627915I used to not, but I do now.
>>32627909Pretty good, thanks. I think the relationship is getting pretty serious.
>>32627915It's even more disappointing to ask her out and find out about the red flag later
>>32627915I want to say yes, but no I don't, I am desperate for affection.
>>32627918nta I recently got married and still have my guy friends and even my girl friend.
>>32627915I reject women for moving too fast. I'm jaded so I conflate being nice to me with trying to steal my shit.
Women, I just took the biggest fucking shit. Thoughts?
>>32627853one piece>>32627896no
Ladies if you met a guy online and once IRL you found out that he's gained about 20lbs of muscles, no fat since he took the pictures. Would you feel catfished?>Inb4 "I wouldn't use dating app." Then don't answer this!
>>32627915I reject women for far less
>>32627915What's a red flag? The only one I can really think of is severe untreated mental illness.
>>32627931>NoWanna change that
>>32627915I will still toy with them but I won't love them the same way
>>32627853Two piece. I'd like to wear a one piece but I can't really fit into them.
>>32627937no, not really
>>32627940Booba?
>>32627940Fatty
>>32627931These responses seem related.
>>32627901No it's not, it's extremely abnormal to not even have one friend or even just friendly acquaintances you socialize with sometimes. That anon said it himself, he feels it's too much hassle to maintain a friendship. Why would any girl want to date a guy who thinks maintaining a relationship is just another pain in his ass? It's not that hard to find guys who are fun and easy to date
>>32627941Ok no worries
>>32627904You'd be surprised, especially at loneliness rates. Women on average do have "friends" but they also have lower overall satisfaction with their friend groups meaning that a lot of them choose to basically be the punching bag for their friend group than be alone.
>>32627942Yeh. It's like trying to fit 10 pounds into a 2 pound bag.
>>32627944probably>>32627946good luck finding one
Femanon, I put a heart shaped creamer in your coffee are you actually gonna drink it or are you going to report me to HR for being an unlovable piece of shit like usual.
>>32627945>No it's notIts the fastest growing group of people in America.
>>32627923That's exciting. Gl
>>32627915No, I've dated every woman who's asked me out, because I respect itAlso I probably have more red flags than her anyway>>32627921Can't be caught lacking against the opps my g>>32627919>show is called billy and mandyBecause they are the main characters (along with Grim)Also Mandy canonically does not allow herself to fall in love as evidenced in the episode "Crushed" because she is too much of a sigma girlboss>>32627932>if I look very different from my dating app pictures is that catfishingyou answered your own question bro
>>32627945I'd actually really like to have a girl friend, no strings attached. Is that weird?
What's your honest opinion about millenials?
>>32627953cum
>>32627928>Recently
>>32627945>too much hassle to maintain a friendshipNta and I see where you're coming from, but that's not the same as a relationshipHaving friendships *and* dating in my experience is too much hassle, I can't be arsed
>>32627945Many guys don't want sluts as wives hence why 50% of millenials and gen z women will never had a kid or get married.
>>32627958M zoomer They're a bit gay
>>32627937Bro, stop! They're going to think I'm (You) and that I asked just to hit on them.
>>32627958Last generation that knew how to dress these modern niggas hopeless look like a fucking final fantasy game character
>>32627962Ah. I see your point.
>>32627948Yeah, that isn't going to work, but we can try to fit 10 pounds my mouth if you know what I mean.
>>32627958I can't decide who has it worse between them and zoomers. Is it better to have known a happier time and lost it than never experienced it?
>>32627956Have you ever shanked or been shanked
>>32627958I wouldn't know I am one, I don't like how left leaning my generation is and a lot of the retarded woke shit and current cultural collapse is because of my generation, feels bad.>>32627965Lets be honest you're just us but gayer and dumber...
>>32627970Smooth.
>>32627958The last generation where men and women did not hate each other by default as a whole.
>>32627968>Last generation that knew how to dressAnd yes they're still wearing skinny jeans with no show socks and sneakers like they're living in 2012
>>32627958They're a little weird
>>32627977>The last generation where men and women did not hate each other by default as a whole.Oh man the gender wars started with us man
>>32627973No because I'm not black
>>32627967Literally doesn't matter when your posts only exist in a vacuum
>>32627977As opposed to boomers who made endless 'muh wife bad' memes?
>>32627918That's not true at all, but besides that what does that have to do with single men who don't have any friends?
>>32627958I dont think about millenials
>>32627978Low rise jeans on a skinny girl is peak.
>>32627866When you say a glance or two, do you mean the entire time he knows you?
>>32627977Millenial youtube and 4chan was where it was at, music was okay, I think that music now is better now that everyone and anyone can make it.
>>32627988Yes and grown men wear them every single day because they dress like a retarded millennial.
>>32627981Yeah, but I distinctly remember how different it used to be when we were teenagers. I feel like back then girls and boys were infinitely less bitter and like there was still some genuine warm feelings for the opposite gender. It‘s all gone now.
>>32627978zoomers wear these to chuck e cheese we all seen it
>>32627994perhaps when you were a teen I was in college getting yelled at by women for being white and existing.
>>32627989What do you mean?
>>32627984Yeah, boomers got bitter after marriage. Millenials got bitter after their first long term relationship. Zoomers are bitter before they even talked to the opposite gender.
>>32627977Gender wars started with millennials. Gender skirmishes started in the late 60's
>>32627974No cap frfr ong deadass
>>32627996And?
>>32627978As a Millennial it is weird to see people in my generation still dress like they are in their teens or early 20s. But I would prefer that than dressing like a zoomer now, not that the fashion is bad or anything but because it would fit our age group even less. At some point we all have to grow up and wear big boy clothes.
>>32627978What do the cool kids wear nowadays?
We got any goths here? How do normies in public react to you?
>>32627958Great hagwives
>>32627956But what if he looked alot better, IRL?
>>32627450wtf I love comicon now
>>32627932No, people aren't frozen in time I think you'd have to expect slight differences when you meet in person. I don't see you wouldn't include at least one up to date photo, though
>>32627982What ends you from bruv? We got white drillas all over yeah?
>>32628004And what are those?
>>32628008I always get a chuckle about women saying "we won't be surrogate mothers to men" end up as surrogate mothers for a younger generation of men. The times change but really nothing changes.
>>32627771Pedos hurt kids. A woman getting excited over her pregnancy isn't hurting anyone.
Women if you were kidnapped and listed on the darkweb bride market but nobody bought you how would you feel
>>32627998When you said that you fully expect a glance or two, did you mean everytime you see each other? Or like once or twice in a year?
>>32628012>I don't see you wouldn't include at least one up to date photo, thoughOnly ultra normies are obsessed with taking pics.
>>32628013How do I know this isn't the opps bruv>>32628010"Better" is subjective, some girls don't like more muscular types, so you would still be catfishing
>>32627450Not at all. He looks relatively average. Not off putting I mean.
>>32627961What?
>>32628017Kek, yeah it would hurt my pride.
>>32628019Oh, no, pretty much every time I see the guy.
>>32627939>I will still toy with them but I won't love them the same wayBased chad
>>32628014Big boy clothes? Pic related. Also a shirt with a skull or flames on it will do as well.
>>32627915Yeah I do, I've yet to ever go on a date because of it. I don't know why, but women have this urge to literally just dump all their damage on top of you from the start, I guess its them trying to be transparent with me, but holy shit all I wanted was a nice meal and a chat where we at least pretended to be normal for at least 2 or 3 dates...
>>32627954Loneliness is increasing, that doesn't mean it's common and normal to have zero friends
>>32628028Sheesh, you're really generous. I still cringe thinking about the 4-5 times I've been caught looking.
>>32628030my brother had pic rel and for some reason my grandma kept it and keeps pushing my sister to make her sons wear it because „it‘s a nice shirt“
the reality is that toxic positive people dismissed everyone who wasn't constantly smiling all the time as a mentally ill person and alienated and ostracized them for being "unhappy some of the time"
>>32628036Ladies if your date showed up with this how quickly are your panties dropping?
>>32628036If they were teens they would want to wear it because it's peak Y2K.
>>32628035Heh, thanks. Sometimes I will call a guy out for it but usually only if he's being really blatantly obvious about it like staring or while I'm talking to him.
>>32627957It's not weird for a guy to want free sex with no responsibilities attached. But it's immature to think you can get ongoing nsa sex with the same girl and have it truly be nsa
>>32628039toxic positive people are the most mentally ill of all>>32627825Danny G is a good poster boy for "take your meds" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DcGZ0hsNqs
>>32627896>Women, do you have a date this weekend?I'm still curious what happened with the femanon whose mom set her up with a date?
>>32628041MI have one in a silky material so I am eager to know.
>>32628036I have a bunch of "spooky skull/skeleton shirts" and a sparkly dragon and tiki shirt because that is what was cool back then. I still wear them and I call the sparkly dragon shirt my "shirt of unending virginity" shirt.
>>32627801Marriage. >>32627835>Femanons, would you date a guy without friends?>Would you marry him?Yes and yes. I'm also a loner. Let's both be unhealthily codependent. >>32627896I wish>>32627906I have some online friends. Irl is a bit more questionable. I'm on good terms with the ppl from a language class I'm taking, but idk if they can be considered friends or just acquaintances. >>32627958Peak dating group. I'm an early zoomer and like older guys, so any guy I'm into will be a millennial. >>32628017I'd cry and try and force myself on my kidnapper then kms if he won't fuck me either.
>>32628041honestly it would be pretty damn funny, would make me smile >>32628044they are a bit too young to respect the drip yet
>>32628048she wore some basketball shorts and the guy got so upset by her lack of feminine clothing that he killed himself
>>32628046No, sorry, I meant girl friend. Like, totally platonically.
>>32628055R.I.P
>>32628055I would too!
State gender. What is the worst piece of clothing you own?
>>32628052>Marriage.Wow didn't realize I was talking to the Queen of Fucking England
>>32628051kek, reminds me of the silver fubu pants, those were the real bangers
>>32628052Wanna date
do women really like being on the phone with men?
I want to see qt meet Danny g
>>32628064Remember that fad when people would wear hats with the price tag still attached?
>>32628051 (Me)Here's an example of what use to be popular in the 90s to early 2000s, you can't see in the picture but the dragon actually does have glitter on it and it sparkles and it was considered 100% not gay, kek.>>32628064I had some fubus but I didn't sag my pants like that cause even back then I thought it was gay.
>>32628060M, depends what you consider "worst"I wear a pink bandana often though, Hello Kitty gang
>>32628071I feel like men wearing shirts with glitter on them needs to come back
>>32628060F subjectively a cow print bikini.
>>32628060F, I have a piece of oversized pink corduroy dungarees. I never wore them and never will. I have absolutely no idea what got into me.
Women if you could have your dream body forever in echange you would need to star in a porn that is posted on a public porn site would you do it?/
>>32628077but the microplastics
>32628078Easy (you) bait
>>32628060MPair of cat ears and a pair of bunny ear muffs
>>32628062Cooming in me could result in pregnancy, so not taking any pregnancy risks before marriage.
>>32628076I like a guy that is secure enough in his masculinity to wear pink.
>>32628070absolutely, do you remember that fad where girls wore miss sixty jeans with the zipper in the back?
>>32628087thanks anon that's sweet (:
>>32628080In a heartbeat.
>>32628085Coat hangers exist
>>32627963But don't you have one or two people in your life that you actually enjoy spending time with? I get that dealing with friends can be a pain sometimes, but if you don't feel any intrinsic motivation for human connection, why would that change suddenly because it's a romantic relationship? Sex is great but it takes more than that to keep a couple together. You're going to have to talk and do chores together and help her when she needs it and receive help when you need it and maybe even god forbid have fun together sometimes. If you view those things as a hassle rather than something you naturally enjoy doing with someone you like then your relationships won't last long
>>32628060Mthese pants
>>32628080If my face was not in it and it could not be linked back to me, yes. Otherwise, no.
Women would you date a guy who says teehee in text
>>32628093Alright lets hit the gym. I'm halfway saved up for my camera and lighting set up
>>32628015>The times change but really nothing changes.Aint that the truthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K38xNqZvBJI
>>32628094But I want to be pregnant and have kids. Just not before marriage.
>>32628079I'd force you to roleplay some inbred hick if I saw you had those, and yes that would be the only thing you'd be wearing.
>>32628102wdym roleplay?
Does anyone else hate southern accents
>>32628101How about I pull out and nut all over your belly
>>32628099My ideal body can't be obtained through weight loss alone :( I wanna be a whole foot shorter too :(
>>32628060MMy tacky wool wolf poncho
Anons is silliness a desirable trait for your gf? Like not allowed to sit next to them a a serious function tomfoolery?
>>32628104Oh well then I'd just force you to wear them then rail you in your trailer :^)
>>32628106I talk like a hick in front of black people at work to flex. They seem to like it, but then they double take when they hear my soft ass real voice
>>32628107Pulling out is for cowards, also precum exists.
>>32628091Finally women could know the pain of going commando and getting your junk caught in the zipper.
>>32628095>don't you have one or two people in your life that you actually enjoy spending time with?I mean if you count younger siblings/niece and cats...>why would that change suddenly because it's a romantic relationship?I guess it is just another form of friendship ultimatelyYeah probably not for me
>>32628111Yes, but its also because I'm very silly as well. It doesn't have to be 24/7 but when I engage with you on a silly or playful level I expect to be engaged with back with the same energy, or at least go along with it.
>>32628111Silliness is REQUIRED as I am also quite the silly goose.
>>32628098Would you like to share with the class?But yes
>>32628108I'll do whatever it takes :P>>32628114Okay I'll just nut inside your butt or your throat I guess
>>32628106I'm not American but I find the "southern belle" American accents really cute, they have a lot of character
>>32627392>it's very alpha that you let your gf hang out at her ex Tyrone's place. She's totally not cheatingNTA. I actually agree with you in principle.But why do anons always imply that a woman cheating would cheat with a black guy?
>>32628016Obviously words on a screen don't hurt anyone, but they can still be gross
>>32628100Have you seen the sequel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaAYUZqZvlA
>>32628108Nta How tall are you
>>32628060F I have a pair of skinny jeans I legit have to use pliers to zip up.
>>32628112ah yes, the classic dungaree sideboob
Now this may sound like a joke question but actually think about it for a second:State gender:Would you marry someone who has entirely opposite tastes in food to you?
>>32628123>Okay I'll just nut inside your butt or your throat I guessI can settle for that ig. Though now that you mention it, pulling out is for cowards but despite that, I think facials are hot af.
>>32628132MWell there aren't any foods I dislike, I like pretty much everything, so I would worry for her health if she didn't eat lol
>>32628128As a 34 year old man this speaks to me on a deeper level than I'd like to admit.
>>32628132MNo that sounds like I nightmare I like to share
>>32628020If you don't want to take pics, don't use a dating app and meet people irl. It's not that hard
>>32628132F, no. Sick and tired of dating men that eat like toddlers. If you don‘t like mushrooms and goat cheese then grow the fuck up.
>>32628123>I'll do whatever it takes :PThat's kinda scary...... >>326281295'9
>>32628111>Anons is silliness a desirable trait for your gf? Yes, so long as it's not a defense mechanism, or manipulation tactic.>Like not allowed to sit next to them a a serious function tomfoolery?I'm not sure what this means, lol.
>>32628131You can wear a bra if you'd like but it'd ruin the experience a little because I'd like to sneak some down blouses before I rail you.
>>32628114Precum doesn't have sperm silly girl
>>32628142What if I've just never had an occasion to try goat cheese?
Black people, do you have a "white voice"?
>>32628117>>32628120Most excellent. I need to sleep now for it’s another early day tomorrow. Good night frens
>>32628146That's what everyone who gets pregnant with the pull-out method says
>>32628111I expect you to try to make me laugh during a wedding. I expect you to try to make me laugh during OUR wedding. I expect you expecting me to return the favor.
>>32628147Do you not have access to grocery stores? Where is your curiosity for culinary adventures?
>>32628142Wow, rare female autism.
>>32628142I heard that whether you like mushrooms or not is entirely genetics. To some mushrooms smell absolutely horrible while to others they smell great.I personally think cooked and cut mushrooms in a pan with some olive oil smell amazing.
>>32628132F yes, but I wouldn't really like it.
>>32628132F. Sorry I don’t like sour or bitter, Anons.
>>32628142I eat goat cheese but I don't like it, like tomatoes, I eat them because they are good for me, not because I like them.
>>32628145honestly my nipples hurt just seeing that pic
>>32628143But a whole foot shorter would make you 4'9".....
>>32628148Yes. I use it when I make business calls.
I really love making cream pies and then just gazing at my dirty work, lovingly The cream flowing down the pretty petals like Disney raindrops
>>32628106The Matthew Mcconaughey type of accent can sound cool. But the Larry the cable guy type sounds annoying.
>>326281434'9 seems kinda crazy imo but I'd take a foot off your hands if I could.
>>32628012I don't have enough friend availble to take good picture all the time. And selfies are an abdolute no
>>32628160Just put some bandaids on and make up some hick bullshit about it. lmfao.
>>32628153I think autism is more when you only eat plain pasta and tendies anon. >>32628154This sounds like cope ngl.
>>32628163>tfw never been creampied
>>32628152I don't really have any culinary curiosity I guess
>>32628159This gives me the ick.
>>32628146NTA/NAG. Women can 100% can pregnant from precum.
>>32628150They simply don't have the technique down.
>>32628132F. Yes but he's cooking his own meals.>>32628161Exactly. I wanna be kid-sized. Being tall sucks. I wanna be able to wear kids clothes and buy items aimed at kids and have a notable height gap with any guy I date and be easy to pick up and manhandle.
>>32628148>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Code-switchingYes.
People underestimate how food tastes are important in married couples.You're eating together, presumably one of you is cooking instead of getting takeout. If you have debates as to what you're supposed to eat every single fucking day, it's going to wear out your relationship in the long run. Trust me, I've been there.
>>32628167do you have any idea how painful it would be to rip those off again? no thanks
>>32628164>mfw I'm a girl with a Larry accent
>>32628060FMy horrible disgusting old dirty shoes
>>32628128Yes and its just as good, it still captures the spirit of the originalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7icbt7ykaMc
>>32628166nta but I dated some hot girls from Tinder and all of my pictures were either>from photos my mother had taken >selfies>photos of my cat
>>32628178Yeah, i‘ve been there before. Which is why I would never do it again. Not worth it.
>>32628148Yes. My online friends have all said they would've never been able to tell I was black if I didn't say so.
>>32628170Let's change that
>>32628172Don't worry, feeling is mutual, I've had cow brain, deer tongue, baby octopus, and a lot of different and weird foods but what icks me out the most asides from picky eaters, are adventurous eaters who judge picky eaters. Let the man eat his fucking tendies you bitch.
>>32628171Thats sad.
>>32628069Who is danny g
>>32628142I'll eat mushrooms and regular cheese.>>32628143You definitely don't want to be 4'9"My ex is 4'7" and hates it.
>>32628182Are they old beat up low top Chuck Taylors
Women of the world, you are really not beating the autopedophilia allegations right now.>>32628175
I wanna be creampied so bad but I don't want to be a single mother why won't a man marry me already so I can spend the rest of my life being creampied on a daily basis >:(
>>32628199No
>>32628179They make special nipple bandaids, you can even use pasties.
>>32628170I feel bad that women will never know how good it feels to creampie them.
>>32628191Not going to cook for a man that turns his nose if there is onions in the pasta sauce and has to try hard not to vomit if he has to eat some broccoli. Picky eaters should date each others but I don‘t need this in my life.
>>32628194>He doesn't even know the legend of Birmingham
>>32628201Birth control dipshit
>>32628168Nah, female autism is when lower middle class women try to eat these larp michelin meals "cuz they sound fancy, y'all"
>>32628191Based anon
>>32628196>You definitely don't want to be 4'9">My ex is 4'7" and hates it.I'd gladly trade heights with your ex. >>32628200If I wanna be the victim of a pedo rather than the one preying on kids, then there's no harm in that.
>>32628069He honestly seems like the kind of geezer I could have some good chat with down the pub desuJust hope he doesn't break my legs jk
>>32628202What are they Sketchers you haven't changed since middle school?
>>32628210Its ok that you don‘t like goat cheese anon. I just wouldn‘t want to date you.
>>32628212I couldn't even get half of my dick in her
>>32628183This reminds me of this song for some reasonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSKizLRFbTothen this song reminds me of this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFUIZfyIbxkYeah I don't get it either...
>>32628209I was put on the pill for a bit to help with my period but it made me dizzy so I had to stop. Also I want to be a mom so birth control feels counterproductive. Just need a man to marry me so we can fuck raw daily and have lots and lots of kids.
>>32628212Bro...
>>32628194this is him lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7f1aEhtwfM2025 gon be the year me and Danny G stop being mental
>>32628215Yea
>>32628212Do you want to be railed by a huge long cock you couldn't even take without squealing
>>32628206Who hates onions though?
>>32628212You're a menace to society. If I get a shrink ray I'm making you 4 inches tall and putting you in a box.
>>32628217You probably think Cilantro tastes amazing, you have that gay alien gene that makes shit food taste good.
>>32628111Yes, I want a very silly gf. I dated a extremely silly girl who was talented, and I miss it so much. I miss her so much and I don't know what to do.
>>32628226Cute, I'd take you on a date to the shoe store
why women have so much shoes compared to other kind of clothings?
>>32628232>he can't eat cilantroheh, inferior genes
>>32628219>epstein reference in the first videoholy shit its been 5 years or more since his death already?
>>32628056Oh sorry anon, I misread. No, it's not weird. Men and women fit together beautifully, we naturally gravitate towards each other. I think keeping things platonic can be tricky though, if not physically then emotionally. We are messy creatures
>>32628221I'm ready to deposite some steamy hot fat sticky loads inside of your venus cock sleeve put sadly I don't do marriage for the time being. I'm too cool for that. I have cool shit waiting for me just around the corner I can feel it
>>32628237Why you no speak English
Why is everyone having a horrible month
>>32628246My month has been okay
>>32628238We'd easily date depends on if you like sheep's cheese or if it's cringe.
>>32628246My month is quite good.
>>32628228I don‘t get it either but the two last guys I dated both claimed to not be picky eaters at all then later it turned out that they don‘t like onions, garlic, mushrooms, never eat any veggies, hate anything spicy, can‘t stand sauce on pasta, would never try any kind of cheese that is not the default cheese in burgers and on pizza, would take the pickles out, etc. It‘s just so tiresome, ungrateful and childish. If thats how they want to live their life, fine. But they can do that without me.
>>32628246The 2020s suuuuuuuuck
>>32628246My month overall has been pretty good aside from period stuff.
>>32628246might be my best year so far.
>>32628237esl moment.And because we care about how the whole outfit matches.
>>32628218>I couldn't even get half of my dick in herThat's hot. I like the idea of the guy easily filling me up and having to force himself in me. >>32628227Yes. I'm a masochist so I want sex to be uncomfortable or hurt. >>32628230Can you at least put me in a cum jar?>>32628237I only have 3 sneakers (only regularly wear one of them) and one pair of wedges that I regret buying.
>>32628251you exclusively date white men then are put off by their whiteness
>>32628248>>32628250>>32628253I'm happy for you.>>32628254I'm really happy for you.
>>32628246Mine's been pretty great and chill desu but yeah have been applying to jobs now cause can't NEET forever...
>>32628251Do you live in Germany or something where are you finding all these weird autistic men
>>32628260I‘m white too and I‘m not a little bitch about food, so why can‘t they?
>>32628261thanks frien'd
>>32628219>for some reasonI wonder why>Song 2Never heard the second song before but I fuck with it
>>32628251>that they don‘t like onions, garlic, mushroomsbizarre...>never eat any veggiessounds like my dad>hate anything spicyspice is overrated and I say this as someone who puts ghost pepper sauce on his eggs every morning and ghost pepper honey in his coffee.>would never try any kind of cheese that is not the default cheese in burgers and on pizzaAgain, bizzare, cheese is natural junk food and I like almost all cheeses but goat cheese.>would take the pickles outkekWell sure but its a weird thing to kinda anchor too and demand is all.
>>32628079NTA but I love these! You could always wear them to do housework or to lounge around in when you're home alone
>>32628259Why do you need 3 pairs of sneakers? They all essentially fill the same purpose.
>>32628259You hate the wedges because they look/feel wrong or you just hate them as a tall girl thing?
I'm white and I love putting weird various plants and oils inside of my mouth and seeing how it taste
>>32628246The world is in a general state of disrepair. The billionaires have initiated their plan to consolidate power and wealth to forever fuck us normal people over and end the world out of selfishness.And the kicker is? People don't care anymore. People no longer feel hope, or any need to put up a resistance. Instead they welcome getting fucked over with loud cheering on one side and snide remarks on Twitter on the other. No one has the power to change anything anymore, we are at the whims of the most retarded inbreds the world has ever seen since the habsburgs.If you want to imagine the future, picture a twelve-foot horsecock ramming a human's ass for eternity.
>>32628264Yeah basically, I don‘t know what it is about me that seems to attract this type of man.
>>32628251>can‘t stand sauce on pastaSo their parents only gave them shit like buttered noodles?
Women, now that the bad orange man is president again, how many moids are you planning to mass murder in revenge?
>>32628274Different colours so I have at least a small control over how they match my outfits. But also now that one pair is starting to tear from being worn too much, it's nice knowing I have 2 more options to choose from without having to go buy more (though they're not as comfy as the pair I wore out :( ) I mainly just constantly wear one pair, and bring out the other ones when I need to look a bit nicer but not actually dress formally.
>>32628266you seem to like mediterrenean-esque food. I'm shocked.
Did Musk really do a Nazi salute at the Trump inauguration?
>>32628251Would you be open for me cooking for you if I used my seman as an ingredient and you knew before hand?
>>32628080No, nothing would be worth doing that and I'm not even sure what my ideal body would be. And if I did get my dream body, I'd most likely start finding fault with it very quickly and that would be even more frustrating than coping with what I have now
>>32628079>I never wore them and never willthat's sad, it's an aesthetic fit>>32628237NAG but I used to have like at least 20 pairs of shoes kek>>32628277>I love putting weird various plants and oils inside of my mouthwtfyou might as well sign up to those science experiments and get paid for it>>32628285are you British/Yuro?
Hate trump but I'm buying bitcoin
>>32628270>spice is overratedI mean things like complaining that the sauce is too spicy because I put some white pepper in it anon. >demandIt‘s not weird. I have no interest in having to cook like I am cooking for a toddler for the rest of my life and having to severely restrict my own diet unless I want to start cooking two different meals each time.
>>32628288anti defamation league said it wasn't a nazi salute. I trust the ADL, and you should too.
Do British people really say they "fancy' shit?
>>32628284I can afford two abortions
Women, would you be willing to have an asexual marriage?
>>32628281Yeah basically. >>32628289No. >>32628286Why would that be shocking?
>>32628296F yes, I fancy lots of things.
>>32628298NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>32628300Do you fancy me
>>32628294>It‘s not weird.It is a little, why are you so fixated on this?>and having to severely restrict my own diet unless I want to start cooking two different meals each time.That's understandable but that is going to happen either way as you guys will most likely have different favorite dishes, when you eat the rainbow and/or a wide range of things you will eventually come across dishes that either/or will not like.Also, if we both worked we would take turns cooking for each other or we woudl both do it at the same time. I like learning and teaching new dishes to people.
>>32628299nta yeah, this style of parenting I dislike. I'm making my kid try everything at least once.
>>32628300it's "fant'sy" btw
>>32628299I assume whites don't like flavor in their meals. That's a normal meme over here. Whites are picky eaters.
>>32628246MBesides failing nofap, It's been alright for me.
>>32628291>are you British/Yuro?No, Canadian. >>32628298No, what's the point of getting married if I stay a virgin?
>>32628302I fancy /atoga/ as a whole.
>>32628307>fart'sy
The reason why the ADL said he didn't do a Nazi salute is because he's the richest man in the world and they don't want have a existential battle with him over it.They'd rather just collect his donations and stfu and not let it be normalized because the richest man in the world is now sieg heiling in public.
>>32628298Maybe
>>32628299>NoWhat a picky eater, baka, I'm not going to live my life like I'm cooking for a person who doesn't want to each seman :^)>>32628308If you flavor your food all the time, you most likely are so palette blind that you actually can't taste real food anymore. You're mouth is blown out like a prostitute's pussy is blown out and I feel sorry for you.
>>32628302>>32628313do y'all say no or "naur"
>>32628312That's basically British.
>>32628259>That's hot. I like the idea of the guy easily filling me up and having to force himself in meNot being able to cum balls deep is frustrating!
>>32628313Aw thanks love
>>32628246I've been having the best month.>>32628314>not even red brickgrim
>>32628308Hispanics by far are the most picky eaters I've ever seen in my life.
>>32628318Naur is an Australian thing.
>>32628312>Canadianah right, I was trying to play detective cuz you said colour instead of color lol>>32628296I don't use it very much myself but it is slang here yeah. If you fancy someone (that's a bit dated tho), or just want something "e.g. I quite fancy a pint/some fish and chips"
>>32628318Naur is strayan
>>32628304>fixated Because I wasted too many years of my life cooking for ungrateful men and I won‘t repeat that mistake again. Either a man appreciates food the same way I do or I don‘t need him in my life. >happen either wayNo, having favorite dishes is one thing. Thats fine and you can rotate. Not eating basic ass everyday things and needing someone to severely restrict the range of foods they can use in their own diet because you have the palate of a three year old is a deal breaker.
>>326283173rd worlders generally don't know what real food tastes like because 7 times out of 10 they are buying meat that is rancid or off and cooked and spiced anyway and they just assume its fresh when it isn't. That's the whole reason people spiced their foods in the first place and why southern cultures spice their foods way more than non-southern cultures.
Hello?Is this thing on?All I'm all alone?Is anyone there?I need a bigger gunHelp if you canPlease wake me upNot to sound cliché...But this world sucks!
>>32628116If you enjoy spending time with your family that counts for something, you haven't completely shut your heart off. Friendship doesn't have to mean a whole pile of obligations, maybe you're just the type who gives a lot and doesn't know how to receive, so it feels like there isn't much reward in the long term. You can always start by connecting with people in small ways, and choosing to be open to both giving and receiving. Sometimes we have to learn to take the good with the bad, rather than just choosing to take the bad all the time
>>32628308Most meds are white.
>>32628320>Not being able to cum balls deep is frustrating!Just gotta ignore my cries and force yourself balls deep anyways! It's more fun that way~
What are prerequisites for dating? Do you need friends, social skills/status?
>>32628315This. It's extremely obvious what it was, especially when you take it in context with his opinions and previous statements.They all do this, them and anyone that can benefit from them.Don't let yourself be gaslit.
>>32628338>you haven't completely shut your heart offI don't think I'm heartless desu lol I think my ADHD brain just gets overwhelmed with too many commitments and friendships feel stressful to me so I prefer to just have casual acquaintancesI am pretty generous with people but a bit of a tsundere when people are nice to me backThanks for the advice though anon, maybe this is the year I be a bit more open and zen...
>>32628345There are none, you just need to find someone who wants to date you. That is what is fucked up imo.
>>32628345Determination, candor, sustain, release
>>32628345If you're a woman, all you really have to do is exist, not be fat, and not be a jerk.If you're a man, you may as well give up now.
>>32628334Can I appreciate your cooking but then be ungrateful about everything else and you'll be happy and all I have to do is eat a little baked horse pussy now and then? :^)
>>32628345access to illegal drugs and the willingness to risk providing them for a lot of people who won't provide or risk anything themselves
>>32628345Entirely depends who you are dating lolPeople gravitate towards their "matches" to some vague degreeSocial skills is the most important because obvs you need some level of them to actually build a good rapport with somebody
>>32628356No, just be a normal adult ffs. It can‘t be that hard.
>>32628362lmfao, why are you getting so torn up over this, relax babe. I'm cooking bullcock stuffed with crab anus, it'll be done in 10 minutes :D
>>32628323That's right nice of you. You're a diamond, you are.
Anons how do you change the way you speak? I've effectively become a bully and I think I've made it a habitual thought-pattern, that people pick up on and treat me poorly because of it.Like I'll speak one sentence and they will sense the malice and condescension behind my words and then they will just start shutting me down somehow. How do I change because every interaction I have sucks and all I've had were negative interactions for the past year or so.
>>32628344>Just gotta ignore my cries and force yourself balls deep anyways! It's more fun that way~Is that how it works? I didn't think I could just push your cervix back like I'm trying to get my arm through a tangled sleeve.
>>32628374You caught 4chan-itis. Only cure is reddit quirkiness.
>>32628374Change the way you think. Weed out the bitterness.
>>32628302She's too posh for colonists
>>32628372Aye cheers lass
>>32628355I gave up already but I am still young so it hurts to know there is nothing for me in the future.
>>32628378>You caught 4chan-itis.I assume that is what triggered it. I've internalized the mindsets and way of thinking here and now I interact with the world as such. I didn't have this issue before coming here during 2021 I think.>>32628379The thing is I think I'm genuinely a bad person. I will do bad things on purpose.
I talked with my local (Italian Catholic) priest a while back and and he told me that he doesn't believe most American conservatives are Christians at all. Not because they are protestants but because they worship money and don't practice biblical teachings.Thoughts?
>>32628206You can avoid that by not swirling :)
>>32628385>on purposeYeah, because you are bitter. You overdosed on black pills. You need to fucking leave this place, you are too weak to handle it without it destroying you.
>>32628386he sounds based. i agree with him despite being orthodox and having issues with the pope.
>>32628181>mfw I'm a girl with a Larry accentNo dick for you
>>32628206You want an Italian.Hi, I'm Italian. I like onions in my tomato sauce. And I also know how to mildly cook.
Womenwould you love me even though I have PTSD from a home invasion where I was shot in gut and went feral and beat two men to death with a tire iron? I have a hard time sleeping, I drink a lot, and sometimes I dibble piss out because I partially lost control of my dick urine muscles because of the gun shot wound.
>>32628181applejack?
>>32628389>Yeah, because you are bitter.I think I'm also bitter because of how poorly my early adulthood as turned out. I'm 23m and the things that happened from 18-22 made me feel so horrible about myself and I feel extremely bitter about this.
>>32628386Just because he does not agree with their way of living does not mean they aren‘t christians, kekEveryone can call themselves a christian, it means absolutely nothing
Anons with funny accents please post vocas
>>32628400>I'm 23mbro starting his villain arc when he's barely reached adulthood
>>32628376>Is that how it works? I didn't think I could just push your cervix back like I'm trying to get my arm through a tangled sleeve.I feel like I've heard shit of guys being able to push deeper, but only one way to find out.
>GenderDo you prefer side boob, underboob, or cleavage?
>>32628386I'm sola scriptura so the fact you go to church is weird to me.
>>32628410MaleUnderboob, but sideboob is a very close second.
>>32628392That's a big 10-4.
>>32628404I would but housemates are sleeping D: can in a few hours tho>>32628410Midk I just like boobscleavage I guess is a classic
>>32628400
>>32628412I'm actually agnostic, I just go to church because that's the expected social thing to do.
>>32628410MCleavage, but underbood is nice
>>32628415>that's a Texas size 10-4, over and out...
>>32628412Hebrews 10:25
>>32628416Big dawg in a few hours in gonna be aschleep, can't you whisper
>>32628132Female, no. I have some weird issues around food and eating. I've work really hard on it but food stuff can still be a huge trigger for me
>>32628400Everyone has good reasons to be bitter. Chose not to let it have that power over you because even thought you think you are punishing the world and others with your bitterness, you are mainly fucking yourself over. They just go hole and vent to their bf about that rude guy they bumped into today but you are the one that comes home to nothing but depression and loneliness. The real power move is to not let the black pills win and live a joyful life to spite whatever is trying to drag you down.
>>32628418That's very Roman and Roman Catholic of you, Ceasar/10 moment.
>>32628425Eating disorder?
>>32628394Italians can be nice, if I end up meeting one and falling in love, I would have nothing against that.
>>32627679You had cleavage from one button being undone?
>>32628423You know that's just talking about not letting little things get in the way of your community, it isn't explicitly talking about the church.
Women what's your body hair situation like
>>32628417Ok but I genuinely don't know how to get out of this rut I've created. Literally all my friends hate me and everyone that I've interacted with ever, ends up forming a dislike for me.What is the solution to my problem? I don't even come here very often anymore, it was mostly during 2021-2022, but I still have these issues. >waaa my life is over 19I unironically had this mindset when I was 19 and I was doomposting here, and because I did that and acted that, my situation has gotten worse, which I think is ironic.
why female ego dwarf the galaxy?
>>32628431... yes...
>>32628433trimmed my arm pit hair, cant be arsed about the rest right now since its sparse and light anyways but in summer I will trim my pubes and wax my legs
>>32628400>>32628417>>32628435The worst thing you faggots can do is be here and spiraling when you could be learning or doing new things and then come here after dinner to shitpost for an hour or two.
>>32628437why should it not?
>>32628430Aww :)
>>32628437dwarf galaxy?!?!ROCK AND STONE!! RRAAAAGHH!!!!
>>32628399There are bronies here?
>>32628399The fuck are you talking about, anon?
>>32628445Unironically Cock and Bone my guy>sips a Leaf Lover's
>>32628424>can't you whisperwhat like some gay ASMR jkok what should I say
>>32628440Are bong women particularly hairy or nah?
>>32628415Actually, it's slightly above average.
>>32628452no idea
>>32628442Too uppity. Needs a reality check.
>>32628448Racist Barn?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT0cYJp2D44
>>32628452No, but I am talking about Anglo American women.
>>32628450You're a norf chav who's cornered me in an alleyway and want my trainers innit
Women:Black Cat Energy Boyfriend or Labrador Energy Boyfriend?
>>32628457good luck with that
>>32628438Impressive.
>>32628463black cat no competition
>>32628458not a bronie, but I've met some via steam and unirioncally the music is well written for the show, it gets stuck in my head all the god damn time.
Should I invite my moid to a RENDEZ-VOUS instead for a date?
>>32628464Thanks. It's easy actually.
>>32628468*Scratches the shit out of your couch*
>>32628458Do you clop?
>>32628468Hi
>>32628433Legs and pits almost ready to be shaved, cooter just long enough for a wax, so I guess I should book that soon
>>32628470yes, make it a pic nic at the park by the river
>>32628458This brought back memories I had sealed away deep in the vault. How dare you remind me.
>>32628476sup>>32628473much better than whatever it is dogs do
why is it that women don't want to adhere to traditional values and gender roles but expect the man to pay for food, activities, gas, drive, listen to their bullshit existential dread rants and all sorts of crap?
>>32628470only if you want to be RENDEZ-left on read
>>32628470That means sex? Sure, why not? Then he won't be pent up through the whole date.
Women I haven't shaved in a while and I have stubble. Thoughts?
>>32628481because we can
>>32628462is that what you want to say or a prompt or are you just dissing me
>>32628468A rare win for my fellow catbros
>>32628301Why are you so adamant?
>>32628475Do you normally ask people if they masturbate to whatever is brought up? I like Pinkie Pie's song because its got a lot of really weird fascist overtones in it for some reason but also its a great song, even when they do their little nazi parade in the middle of the town.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1Vjorjlon4
>>32628481I like traditional values and gender roles...
>>32628484i like stubble better than shaved clean shaved men weird me the fuck out, it‘s on the same ick level as wearing a suit
>>32628487stinky bitch
>>32628481We've been forced to work outside the home too long, men owe us
>>32628486Of course it's a prompt ya daft cunt Why are you typing in lowercase
>>32628480>whatever it is dogs do*drags my ass across your floor and bark at shadows*
>>32628426Ok but subconciously these feelings seep out into everyday interaction and I always come across as such.Like literally one fucking sentence out of my mouth and they will instantly feel the intent and start treating poorly. It has happened *every*time.
>>32628493Women wanted this, not men.
>>32628491>clean shaved men weird me the fuck out, it‘s on the same ick level as wearing a suitfiltered
>>32628489Probably because she does a couple of "nazi salutes" when she holds up her hoof kek
>>32628491Abysmal taste
>>32628492I'm so jealous of that cat. He's living his best life.
>>32628491If I kissed you on the cheek and it was all scratchy how would you feel
>>32628497Yeah you idiot. You can‘t hide bitterness. Thats why I said to rip it out. In your own interest.
>>32628350I have adhd too, I know exactly what you mean about getting overwhelmed. I actually missed that you said you were nta, it sounds like you don't have trouble connecting and making friends just trouble juggling it all consistently, I think that's different than someone who has completely closed themselves off from all friendship. Here's to a more zen 2025, lord knows I could use some myself
>>32628495exactly- eww
>>32628480Wanna date and shit
>>32628489>Do you normally ask people if they masturbate to whatever is brought up?No, but I remember your community had a surprising amount of sexual deviants. So, it's a bit of a stereotype i suppose.
>>32628499>>32628503>>32628505if i wanted smooth cheeks, i‘d kiss a girl
femanon what is your dating flowchart? I'm saying this because everyone of you treat dating like a painful job interview for a job that pays nothing but i have to pay for the interview.
>>32628510no sorry, i am way too mentally ill for that
>>32628514Ok but if you felt my coarse cheeks against yours how would you feel
>>32628514You're based for triggering suitfag
>>32628350>>32628508I too have ADHD, I actually don't have friends outside of 1 because I get overwhelmed and upset and then sperg out, it doesn't seem like anyone is really accepting of my condition or my problems and after getting told off one too many times I just stopped keeping up my friendships and let them collapse.
>>32628519How the fuck do you have internet in your shithole ass country
>>32628519>Anon was here for Dr. Bimbo
>>32628519>is he having fun being alive y/n>is he making being alive more fun for others y/n >will he make my life more fun if he is in it than if he is not in it y/n pretty simple really
>>32628494https://voca.ro/1enMLcGip4Sg
>>32628511>my communityI don't interact with those degenerates, fandoms are toxic and weird regardless if its ponies or not.
>>32628523i like doing that>>32628521depends on wether i am attracted to you or not
>>32628491>clean shaved men weird me the fuck outsighits not my fault I have a jawline
>>32628532She doesn't like suit chads either baka
>>32628520ntahot
>>32628532tasteful stubble won‘t hide that, it will make a nice jawline look even nicer
>>32628530Fair enough
>>32628489fuck you, this is good as fuck and now its gonna be stuck in my head and now I'm going to have to explain shit to my friends if I'm ever caught listening to this shit.
>>32628530Now you know what it feels like to be a Sonic fan.
>>32628529Splendid mate absolute class
>>32628529>they're creased as hell bruvgood one, made me giggle
>>32628531Let's say I was your husband and you thought I was the sexiest man on the planet
>>32628508>don't have trouble connecting and making friendsI mean I think I do too desu but yeah >trouble juggling it all consistentlythis is the bigger problem, like if I had all the time in the world I'd probably have some nice friends but it stresses me out too much, let alone dating>Here's to a more zen 2025same to all of us lol
>>32628534>She doesn't like suit chads either bakaShe's right about suits though>>32628536:/
>>32628548then it would feel very nice and likely make me horny since it reminds me that you are a man - which is hot
>>32628481I love most traditional gender roles but let's not pretend most households aren't dual income nowadays.
>>32627212Ooooof hnnnng
>>32628539sonic speedrunning and hacking community is pretty sound desu, it's the 12 year old autistic youtubers (except sammyclassicsonicfan he is a legend) that are cooked
>>32628554>let's
>>32628438Lol, no wonder you learned to be okay with guys glancing, you'd be in a constant blood rage otherwise.
>>32628538Oh... Oh... It doesn't end here at all...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKptftpIUP8And if you like autism...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r1aU6n0O4E>>32628539Do you sit outside and just watch from afar with a mix of horror and morbid curiosity as well?
>>32628553Ok very nice mwahThoughts on moustaches and other facial hair?
>>32628528>actually helpfulyou're my favorite grandchild
Women do you like elves?
>>32628558NTA, but isn't that right? Let's = let us?
>>32628566It is right, he doesn't speak English
>>32628562thats usually a bit too larpy for my taste
>>32628558Yes. There's an apostrophe. That usage of "let's" is short for "let us," hence the apostrophe. Nice job revealing yourself to be an idiot, tho.
>>32628561nta but Rarity best pony and honestly this guy is based for making this lol>>32628545:p
>>32628561DO FLUTTERSHY NEXT!!!!
>>32628564thanks gramps
>>32627612Puke.
>>32628514>i‘d kiss a girlTry it sometime
>>32627868Hi
Women: Picrelated happens to you. How do you react?
A hentai game gave me a massage fetish and I don't really know what I'm going to do with it...
>>32628581Wanna date
>>32628580i have and it was weird, like an alien that bathed in meat tenderizer
>>32628429Not anymore, but the stuff in your brain never really goes away. Not that I'm completely unreasonable, but compatibility in terms of food and behaviour is pretty important to me
>>32627643F. 3. Plump, even all around, aesthetically pleasing, low body count.
>>32628567Hahaha. I love when ESLs post ITT
>>32628538>fuck you, this is good as fuckwe're gonna convert to a bronyPinkie's VA also sings a bunch of songs in this show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA-Enl2mKgE
>>32628585get aroused
>>32628570nta but you're wrong, Pinkie Pie is best pony
>>32628585>tfw no darker skinned gf
>>32628591Widespread internet access to developing countries was perhaps the greatest mistake of mankind.
>>32628588>i have and it was weird, like an alien that bathed in meat tenderizerWait, what?
Where do all the old fags went? where do I go now. It seems zoomies are the majority here.
>>32628593Cuckquean spotted
>>32628600Lots of them are still here, still lurkingI've been here for years myself, late 20s now...A lot of the normie anons post less now cause they simply got busy with careers or families etc.
>>32628593based cuckquean
>>32628561Why is the music in this so good? What fucking methed out music autist did they employ to get these catchy as fuck songs?>>32628592I didn't realize so many kid's songs have songs in them now.
>>32628600Out with the old in with the new and shit
>>32628600normal social media, reddit, discord, killed themselves, became normal people.
>>32628599it was novel and thus exciting but it felt like a weird out of body masturbatory sexual experience i don‘t think i‘m really into girls honestly
>>32628585Are femanons the gf or the roomie?
>>32628585Kill her then remind him that he's not allowed to talk to any women other than me.
>>32628602>>32628604just a little bit
>>32628611The PoV gf.
>>32628598Not that anon. Why you dont want us here.
>>32628520Perfect I'm not exactly stable myself either
>>32628600Presumably the oldfags got their shit together
>>32628519My dating flowchart?
>>32628618No, we just keep our oldfag status to ourselves out of shame.
>>32628616You're stupid, have a poor grasp of English, and shit up the board with even lower quality posts than what's normal here.
>>32628571No fuck you have an ending winter song :Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9BAeyZhAdE>>32628605Yeah the songs were the gateway into the show as well if I'm being honest. I'd never fucking show this shit to anyone irl though, its my little guilty pleasure. Have a literal Disney song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzsxfO7dBlA>>32628592based lifting song
>>32628600i'm a 2015fag. do i count as an oldfag now?
Women do you just sit there hitting update waiting for new posts to pop up
On god if I ever get laid, I'll go to /atoga/, said "Hey I finally got laid", and then never open 4chan again.
>>32628629yeah
>>32628630thats what everyone thinks until they get a reality check
>>32628600They got married and had kidsGet out of this genetic dustbin
>>32628626>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzsxfO7dBlA>I fear that I might lose him>To one who would want to use him>Not care for, love, and cherish him each day>For I also love the Groom>All of my thoughts he does consumeAll of a sudden I get it
>>32628627I meant people years, not atoga years.
>>32628630It's a lot like heroin. You'll just be chasing the next high.
If I ever get married, my husband has my full permission to post my nudes on 4chan.
>>32628631Me too let's get married
Women, is your bf/husband allowed to play with your titties whenever he feels like it while you're both at home?
>>32628600I'm probably one of the oldest users here, why are you looking for us? We have lives and things to do these days.
>>32628596valid <3>>32628605>Why is the music in this so good?embrace the pony https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_V_niMzmM0>I didn't realize so many kid's shows have songs in them nowI mean, they always did https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9tb_b6y5ts but yeah it has become trendier nowLauren Faust also produced DC Superhero Girls which is great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSPb6oWV8V0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fko-iORyIlg>>32628626Winter Wrap Up will forever be a bop>based lifting songgodspeed /fit/anon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUHbyyhsOjs>>32628630>and then never open 4chan againthat's what they all say>>32628645don't let him see this post
>>32628645Can I post my wife's nudes too?
>>32628648you are on a roll today, huh?
>>32628649no, they are mine restricted access makes the heart grow fonder
>>32628650Like what do you do?
>>32628650>We have lives and things to do these daysnot all of us desu I'm just chillin>>32628655dude is playing the number's game
>>32628657AwwCan he at least rub your tummy?
I hope one day, this can be me and an /atoga/ gfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGHIsS4B5mY
>>32628626There is something about a women who can sing that just does weird things to my caveman brain, I just can't explain it...
>>32628657>restricted access makes the heart grow fonderbased desuI would much rather my wife saves her boobs as a reward
Is it wrong for a Millinenial to date a Gen ALpha.
>>32628661if i feel like it
>>32628666yeah you pedo, they are like 15
State genderWhy do you drink?
I need a Scottish girl with a heavy accent call me a facking idiot before forcibly pulling me into a kiss.
>>32628649If I ever get one then yeah. Especially if we get married, my body is effectively his, it'd be rude to not let him touch it whenever. What's the point of getting married if he can't even have free access to me? >>32628652>don't let him see this postWhy not? I didn't say I would post my nudes, just that he has permission to do it if he wants. Ultimately whether my nudes ever get posted here or not would be entirely up to him and what he wants to do.
>>32628666Satanic pedo burn him
>>32628670f>have funyes>fit in depends>feel oldernah>show offyes>copedepends
>>32628672Based femanon
>>32628670My life sucks and my mood is low all the time
>>32628670I like being drunk.
Both gendersDo you know any well written doujinshi/fanfics where the male in the scenario has a really small penis? No bullying, just a simple porn where a female loves a male despite his small size.
>>32628605>Why is the music in this so good?Incentive, budget, and soul>I didn't realize so many kid's shows have songs in them now.If its catchy it makes it easier for them to sell merch and toys as well as hook an audience
>>32628681Read shota.
>>32628670MaleWater, soda, occasionally milk
>>32628659What do you mean? As a job or on my off time?>>32628660>Misty being a top tier waifu as alwaysYou a NEET or something?
>>32628685Both i guess.
>>32628670It helps immerse me in video games and anime that I'm otherwise too uptight and cynical to enjoy, without being at least buzzed isekai is actually a terrible genre
>>32628662I too hope one day, this can be me and an /atoga/ gfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPBygqSXq-c
>>32628655Today tomorrow and every day baybeeeee
>>32628587Do you meet my qualifications?
>>32628645I am too jealous to ever let another man see her naked.
>>32628652>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_V_niMzmM0>Fluttershy speaks FrenchOkay she is best pony.
>>32628672>just that he has permission to do it if he wantswhat if you accidentally take a rubbish one>>32628670I drink because it's fun and because I have low impulse control I guessAlso I use the excuse it gets the creative juices flowing drinking a bottle of wine rn lol>>32628682>If its catchy it makes it easier for them to sell merch and toys as well as hook an audiencereal, Mattel realised this with Barbie and the Rockers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpXumTarHfM then Jem was a big hit and the rest is history>>32628685Jessie was always my crush in the OG Pokemon cartoon kekcurrently NEETing but probably not for long as applied to more jobs this weekI just work odd jobs to get by
>>32628585Laugh because she's brown and over confident, because my boyfriend would be racist.
>>32628692Depends on what they are
>>32628696you lost your job again? what happened this time?
>>32628700I am the bf
>>32628524Hi anon, I have a pinterest board of those alien adhd infographics now since you posted them the other night so thanks again for that. Have you ever pursued any treatment, either medication or something like dbt therapy or occupational therapy or an adhd coach? They've all been extremely helpful for me, but I'm also very fortunate in that my friends are pretty tolerant of my weirdness. I used to be really horrible, like being hours late or just flat out forgetting about plans. I've got a much better handle on that now, but I'm still a terrible texter and can go a long, long time without responding or keeping in touch. It can be a real struggle, but it does help a lot when your friends understand it's not personal. Hopefully you'll meet more people like that in the future
>>32628700>my boyfriend would be racist.Who's gonna tell her?
I never knew qt was a brony
>>32628652>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_V_niMzmM0>Even though it rides high on the flank, Rainbow won't look like a skankPretty based of them to say that desu
>>32628687I program robotic arms for manufacturing and when I'm not doing that I have a 3d printer and a robotic arm on my desk I play with>>32628696>currently NEETing but probably not for long as applied to more jobs this weekGood Luck!
>>32628707Bro loves girl cartoons.
Why isnt mylittle pony allowed on here
>>32628696>what if you accidentally take a rubbish oneHonestly in this scenario I imagine he'd take pics of me then post them without me knowing until it's already out there. Whether it's a good or bad pic is up to him, too.
>>32628713Because no one likes them
>>32628710>play
>>32628060Mhuh?
>>32628702The warehouse job was just a temp gig, so I've been coasting off that money this monthI also saw an ad for a cat sitter job I might respond to...>>32628707I have been since 2010 bro>>32628711*good cartoons (that happen to be girly) about to watch this banger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exQ8tFPZ07w
>>32628713Mlp pics are banned globally (except on /mlp/) because they have the potential to be an absolute scourge if not contained.
>>32628060F six inch heels.
>>32628720Ugh, no like this. It can face track, waves at me when I enter the room for the first time and its hooked up to my door bell to knock on the desk when someone rings.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqMPLnIRUvQ
>>32628728>six inch heelsHow tall are you in them?
>>32628724This feels like a law made in 2009 that is defunct now or are bronies still a thing
>>32628728What's wrong with them?
>>32628095>But don't you have one or two people in your life that you actually enjoy spending time with?
My pen is running out of ink.
>>32628736Good
>>32628707Least surprising thing about him given the fact he will winx post pretty often
Did you ever watch any cartoons that were stereotypically associated with the opposite gender?
>>32628729your forgot to mention that it‘s hooked up to your AI gf
>>32628736Post writing.
>>32628740no, boys cartoons suck ass
>>32628740MI think I remember watching that one with the red green and yellow anime chicks and that old butler looking dude way back whenBut I didn't really watch many cartoons as a kid
>>32628528>is he making being alive more fun for others y/nwhat. not making others' lives worse i get. but he has to be actively making them better too? the fuck? that's like extra credit
>>32628738Bad.>>32628744No, it's journaling and it's cringe.
>>32628713Its kinda like banning pesticides despite the fact that said pesticides would protect your crops. It turns into an ecological disaster.>>32628732It does feel a bit like those states that say its illegal to have an icecream in your back pocket.
>>32628740MYeah I used to watch As Told by Ginger.
>>326287316'2. Can't really walk in them though.
>>32628747And? I don‘t want someone that does the bare minimum in their life.
>>32628585Tell them I hope they have fun catching up, block and delete, and go do something else
>>32628748Give me a sample of the cringe.
>>32628683wtf. why are females such pedophiles?
>>32628751Also Kim Possible, Power Puff girls and Sailor Moon.
>>32628752What made you get them? When was the last time you tried them?
>>32628752Giraffe ass bitchHow's the weather up there aha
>>32628757Like, the actual paper? Or can I just type a transcript?
>>32628740MTotally SpiesThe Little Mermaid seriesKim Possible (iffy on this one, it had a lot of male fans)
>>32628764its a tranny anon
>>32628752Hot
>>32628765Transcript is fine.
>>32628748If it's cringe why is it bad that you lost it, checkmate
How the fuck do any of you stand coffee?
>>32628649Were your parents incredibly cold when you were a child?
>>32628764NTA but that's only 5'8 without heels. >>32628772Anything is yummy with enough sugar and milk.
>>32628736Are you going to buy a new ink cartridge or a new pen?>>32628740Yes. MLP, Sailor Moon, Free!, My Little Monster, and most recently I've been reading Goukon ni Ittara Onna ga Inakatta Hanashi
>>32628740Also Totally Spies.
>>32628772You get used to dat shit
>>32628772I don‘t get it either. I think they either add lots of milk and sugar or they get a dopamine hit from the sense of superiority for drinking it black despite how disgusting it is. Like people that take ice baths and walk over coals.
>>32628740Ninja Turtles.
WomenAgeAre you wife material
>>32628740I dont know if My Life as a Teenage Robot counts but that show was great
>>32628783hell nah
>>32628767No man ITT would admit to being as short as 5'8", you buffoon.
>>32628774Still a giraffe ass bitch, knew a 5'9 girl and she was a real freakazoid lookin chick
>>32628704>Have you ever pursued any treatment, either medication or something like dbt therapy or occupational therapy or an adhd coach?Yes meds and therapy, I also bulletjournal and I"m in the middle of reading the book and I run to contain the retard behavior but it doesn't seem to work at all. My therapist routinely sighs and rubs his head when I talk to him which makes me feel bad often lol.>I used to be really horrible, like being hours late or just flat out forgetting about plans.I forget about plans until I started bulletjournaling, but one of the weird things about me is that I'm actually pretty tidy and organized compared to most other people with ADHD, but I do burn out insanely fast though and I have literally no stress tolerance. It doesn't help that apparently both my mom and dad have adhd and they are also incredibly stubborn and unsympathetic to my problems, despite having the same problems. I keep on asking them to not buy me stuff for xmas and my birthday because I do way better in an empty environment, but they just ignore the fuck out of me and do w/e they like.>I'm still a terrible texter and can go a long, long time without responding or keeping in touch. It can be a real struggleI would be the same but I'm fairly social and lonely often so I keep onto of my texts because of that, its emails that I'm not good at following up on.>Hopefully you'll meet more people like that in the futureI was considering going to an ADHD group therapy thing but I might be too old for that now.
>>32628770Chasing the self destructive path is no way to live. I deserve better than that. Perhaps the change I have to make is for me. To let go. It hurts way more like this. But it's what holding me back, isn't it? That I can't let go. I thought I did. I thought I could. This is not for me. It does not serve.See, cringe.>>32628771Touche.
>>32628762Bedroom roleplay honestly. A few years ago.
>>32628772Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit to enjoy something
How have you girls been farting lately?Loose ones, wet ones, fat ones, airy ones? I want all the details.
>>32628776I may as well splurge on a nice quality pen.
>>32628741AI gf was banned from any house appliance once I gave her a sound board she could play through the ring app and all she did was play "balls of steel" over and over again to every person who rang the doorbell.
>>32628772I like caffeine and coffee's free at work. Now I like it.
>>32628793What was the roleplay? Was it fun for them but not fun for you?
>>326287895'8 isn't freakishly tall for a girl.
>>32628791No homo but I'd bro kiss you
>>32628701
>>32628795james joyce is that you?
>>32628798nta, but it seems a lot of AI girls like to abuse sound boards lmfaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tEvNiR13gw
>>32628804Thanks bro, I think.
>>32628791>let goLet go of what?
>>32628805Ohio Anon escaped your orbit?
>>32628790Nta but the pic you posted reminds me of picrel. Didn’t read your post, sorry that happened. Or congratulations.
>>32628803It is
>>32628796That sounds nice, you should treat yourself
>>32628740Yeah, Zoids, Big O, Pokemon, and Naturo preshippuden.
>>32628801Just that I was a taller person really. It was alright. The different perspective was kinda neat but as I said I couldn't really function in them.
>>32628805>>32628810Yeah what happened to the old guy
>>32628798Yes anon, I believe you.
>>3262878325I'm working on it. My heart's in the right place but I'm still bad at staying on top of chores. A part of me wonders if having a partner would help motivate me, though. Ultimately though, my goals in life are just to be a wife and mom so I wanna become the type of woman a man could trust to cook his meals and clean his house. >>32628789>I'm also 5'9:(
>>32628821isn‘t she poly and wants a male harem?
>>32628772Lighter roasts, creamer, sugar.>>32628783I don't want to marry a man.
>>32628818>Big OI love you.
>>32628822You believe she is banned or you believe that she isn't hooked up to anything?
wait a second. wait a second wait a second wait a seconddo normies get to a point where if they haven't had a relationship for long enough, they'll do almost anything to get one, because they can't stand the loneliness? should i be doing that as a 25 year old khv?
>>32628823I bet your arms and legs are like really long toothpicks with no shape whatsoever
>>32628787Pretty sure there is a 5'6 anon and a 5'2 anon.
>>32628828I don‘t believe that you don‘t at least have plans to hook her up to the robot arm to touch your dick.
>>32628807Believe it or not, before the clip started she was spamming pipes.
>>32628830Nah, I don't look lanky
I know people say vaginas "get wet" but does that mean they're totally dry inside the rest of the time or are they still slightly damp?
>>32628783Probably not but I try not to think about it. I work hard to cultivate as much of the good as I can and keep everything else tightly contained
>>32628829as an almost 21 year old virgin, I think what I need is some fucking medication. like, something to kill my needless anxiety so I can actually talk to girls, or people in general
>>32628829I've been doing that since my first boner and I'm not a normie.
>>32628810>>32628821He's still here.
>>32628835You guys all do
>>32628819How tall was he?>Just that I was a taller person really.But, like, the same personality? Not dominant, just taller?
>>32628832This is going to the hardest part for you to believe but I'm actually fairly normal and not addicted to jerking off, or what you mayflies call "gooning", these days.
>>32628836They're usually pretty moist.
>>32628773Why do you ask?
>>32628815>he thinks 5'9 is tallJust admit you're a manlet
>>32628798Did you hook her up to a Duke Nukem sound board lol
>>32628740Yes, I still doI found that oftentimes "girly" shows were more balanced in terms of characterization, slice of life and general style rather than just mindless action scenes; a lot of shows just felt like they had more depth>>32628739Winx gang>>32628746You know they put JH in the new season as Jerry's daughter>>32628760>Kim Possible, Power Puff GirlsI always found it funny how these were considered girly shows when they were probably the most violent, edgy shows on their respective channelsI'm wearing my PPG sweater right now lol>>326288315'7" checking in5'8" is not really "short" lol
>>32628805>LiberalGross
>>32628836Completely dry. Women have skin sand in their panties from their dry vaginas.
>>32628823>I wanna become the type of woman a man could trust to cook his mealsAre you the Anon who's significantly overweight but refuses to lose weight? Because, yeah, I might trust your food to be tasty, but I wouldn't trust it for a full-time diet.
>>32628849For a chick that's pretty damn tall
>>32628588>like an alien that bathed in meat tenderizerDoes that mean her lips were a lot softer?
>>32628809My savior complex.>>32628817Maybe I will. I had one before but I lost it.
>>32628836They should never be totally dry (unless post menopausal). Women constantly create lubricant. If they don't they are severely dehydrated.It's the way it cleans itself naturally, keep the flow going. That's why we go through underwear so fast is the bleach spots eat through them.
>>326288445'7 or something like that. A little shorter than me. No, not really. I guess you might say I'm kinda dominant anyways.
Do men emote harder because they have stronger face muscles
>>32628789Why are we being mean to the tall girls?Tall girls are hot>>32628863Maybe but I think I'm just dumb desu and have no poker face
>>32628861>bleach spotsOh shit, i've seen these before on my sister's panties. Didn't know that's what that was. learn somethin new everyday
State gender:Which type of autism are you?
>>32628772It's an acquired taste. Been drinking coffee since 14 (we didn't have caffeine energy drinks back in a day, or they were extremely rare and unpopular)
>>32628863No. It's because they're stunted and don't know an adequate reaction.
>>32628805>white liberal gun owner who is into sexual degeneracy but not a furryWell ah... good luck with that
>>32628866MBoth
>>32628866I don't think Banon has autism just his hair was slicked back and he has big ears so he gives off "school shooter vibes".
>>32628858It's ever so slightly taller than average. Except if you're brown I guess.
>>32628866right, wish i was left
>>32628863We emote harder because we do it by punching holes in walls.
>>32628805You should probably just kill yourself
>>32628752Holy...Does sound uncomfortable though, do you have any shorter ones>>32628772Because it's good>>32628784Based, the Art-Deco style was also really unique>>32628766>The Little Mermaid seriesI forgot about this, that was a good one... back when Disney actually made decent cartoons from their animated features, rather than just soulless "live action" reboots...
>>32628866Imagine balding at age 18. Poor lad.
>>32628627>i'm a 2015fag. do i count as an oldfag now?Not even close, anon, sorry. Even 2005 would be pushing it.
>>32628872It does exist. I will find it.I'm manifesting~
>>32628866M.Left.
>>32628877Average chick is like 5'4" wyo
>>32628878Left?Left with what?
>>32628805Behold, the insanity of women...
>>32628865Yeh, that's the natural ph b- wait, why are you seeing your sister's panties?
>>32628858Depends where you live, I am 5'8 and I see girls my height or taller pretty often here (northern US)
>>32628866I wish people would leave Baron Trump alone.
>>32628881I already tried.
>>32628861>Women constantly create lubricantPretty lewd if you ask me.
>>32628864>Why are we being mean to the tall girls?He's just insecure that some women are taller than him
>>32628645You'd marry a cuck?
>>32628866MRight side, thankfully. I get told Im a robot more than I'd like
>>32628866MaleRightPeople think I'm weird because I just sit and listen to conversations without contributing much sometimes, but I like hearing what people think and trying to understand it more than I like expressing my own opinions.
>>32628883Too many growth hormones
>>32628883He doesn't look like he is balding though.
>>32628895Damn, can't even do that right I guess
>>32628829You should do whatever you want anon, it's your life, it's not a raceI had my first "proper" kiss at 26 cause some girl from work threw herself at me>>32628805>not a furrythey had us in the first half ngl
this guy from my class is being weird.(in college). he keeps picking me as my partner for group work but says strange things to me. today he asked me whats wrong with my teeth(they're a bit crooked), he told me my name is spelled wrong, and he said my project topic was boring. then he asks me personal stuff like where I live and what car I drive. I don't know if he's trying to be rude to me, if it's just autism or it's his culture(he's from a diff country). I am new to social interactions with ppl my own age as well cuz I went to an alternative middle/high school where I didn't talk to anyone.
>>32628894From all that I've seen he just seems like a regular kid that just got really unlucky.
>>32628882Oh, yeh, I can walk in normal sized heels.
>>32628883There are niggas who start balding in high school
>>32628872>tfw I know a guy exactly like this.
>>32628862Sounds like he hit the jackpot. How did he end up fumbling things?
>>32628892I used to go into her room when she'd go out and pick up the old pairs on the ground and wear them on my face. She was kind of a slob back then.
>>32628883>Tfw I'm older than this kidFeels weird man
>>32628745Batman TAS and Gargoyles were based
>>32628898Nah not a cuck. Cucks like it for humiliation reasons. I prefer the opposite. I like that kind of stuff when the guy is showing me off as a power move, to flex on other men for being the one who owns me. Also to exert dominance over me by taking away my boduly autonomy and posting my body wherever he wants whether I like it or not.
>>32628897RIPas a 5'7" I always swoon when I see really tall girls IRL lol>>32628908regardless of the reasons(?) behind it, that is really rude and uncalled for; maybe call him out on it if he continues, or if you don't feel comfortable doing that, speak to an instructor for advice, and avoid him on future projects
>>32628908What country is he fromSounds like autism to me
>>32628915Cheating on me. :I
>>32628670MI don't. I tried good whiskey, rum and while I can taste those subtle notes in them, alcohol just fucks everything up. I really dislike taste of alcohol. Buttered rum is pretty good tho
>>32628923I always assumed that Gargoyles was aimed more at girls.
>>32628927nta, but not dominant enough huh? kek.
>>32628752It's nice to not always look down on a woman
>>32628908Sounds like typical jeet behavior. Tell him to leave you alone and then go to your counselor and report him for harassing you.
>>32628927sorry that happened to you, bro was a moron
>>32628909>really unluckyHe's a 6' 5" billionaire and son of the president of the United States lmao
>>32628933Apparently. :)
>>32628600I'm 36
>>32628935Not the counselor go to the dean.
>>32628932It was a show about monsters that fought crime and had overly sexualized female characters, how did you figure it appealed to girls?
I HATE tall girls
>>32628927Oof, sorry. I hope you're in a better place now, and... I hope he's dead? Maybe not exactly, but something like that.
>>32628943I like tall girls only if they have huge honkers, which they almost never have.
I HATE short "men"
>>32628943tall girls are basically boys
>>32628805Why so many seemingly contradictory criteria?
I AM AFRAID OF TALL WOMENNOT BECAUSE THEY ARE TALLBUT BECAUSE THEY ARE WOMEN
I'm sad, make up something to make me feel better
I love tall girls. I'm a turbo manlet and most of the women I have gone on dates with are tall.They're so dreamy, what do the clouds look like, can you touch the sun gorgeous?
>>32628909Yeah pretty much.
>>32628926he is from Nepal>>32628925I don't want to call him out if he doesn't have bad intentions, it's ok if he just is autistic I don't mind working with him. I am mostly confused about why he says this stuff to me
I'm a tall woman so I'll have even taller sons unlike the men on this site.
Both genders.I am dating this girl who's had a much more colourful sexual history than I have had or I am comfortable with. But after meeting me, she has slowly pulled a complete 180 and can't be more of a perfect girl. Now, as much as I'd like to say "The past is the past" and move on, I'm finding it extremely difficult to do so. Every time anything gets brought up that's even remotely connected to her colourful past, it ruins both of our days/weeks.It's clear that she has had much more liberal standards for relationships, sex, and life in general than me, but she's become more and more aligned with my ideals over the year that we've been together to the point that we're perfect for each other now. And I don't think this is just her moulding herself to fit my ideals. It seems quite genuine. We love each other quite a bit, but it still always feels like I'm in a constant tug of war about her present and her past. How do I navigate this emotionally?
>>32628953Once upon a time there was a little ghost. He was a freshly new ghost, and had never done a haunting before. Then one day, he saw his chance. A little girl had just laid down, holding her teddy bear tightly, and drifted off to sleep. He hovered over her bed, and as he prepared to shout "Boo!" the little girl woke up, and looked at him. The ghost was startled. The Guide to Haunting didn't cover this. The little girl smiled and waved at him, and held out her teddy bear. He tried to grab it, but he was a ghost. He felt a warm feeling in his ghost heart, and as the little girl grew up, he protected her forever, keeping the other ghosts from haunting her for the rest of her life. The end.
>>32628942Anthropomorphic, muscly monsters, strong female characters that aren't just eye candy, romance, fantasy, strong character development, team dynamic and friendship, Riker?
>>32628956>NepalIf your a woman and he keeps picking you for projects I'd be extremely careful that he doesn't get rapey with you.
>>32628956He probably wants to rape you
>>32628958>>32628947Scree you guys, I'm supposed to be the big strong one. I hate you so goddamn much.
>>32628958We can have tall sons and short daughters beautiful.
I met a girl online about a year ago and long story short she’s my girlfriend now. She’s everything a man could ask for in a woman, the only problem is that she lives in another state. It’s getting increasingly frustrating for me that I can’t be there with her more often, and it really hurts to even think about breaking up because I really don’t want to ever lose her, but the amount of effort required to make our relationship last long term is intimidating and difficult. I just don’t know if I’m pushing too hard to make it work, or if I’m doing what it takes to be with the right person for me.
>>32628959Have you had sex with her yet?
>>32628884figured. but it has been ten years, so i thought i'd ask
>>32628960That was a cute story, its like your my ghost right now.
>>32628953did you know that you just won a million dollarsalso did you know that you are cool <3>>32628956does sound like some next level autism desu>>32628954based tall girl enjoyermost girls I dated were my height or taller
>>32628942Bro, it was a Disney cartoon. Only Demona was kinda sexualized. Because evil girl.
>>32628826What do you find most attractive on the "high femme to stone butch" continuum?
>>32628956>I don't want to call him out if he doesn't have bad intentionsHe does have bad intentions he isn't autistic he is trying to stalk you.Go to the dean and report this, unless you want a stalker.They do not see women as human, they see women as sex dolls to be used.
>>32628976I can't protect you forever, but I hope it put a smile on your face.
>>32628972Yes. We've been together for over a year and had sex about a month after we started.
>>32628959If you're not a virgin, then it's not a big deal
Women, it's been the ruin of many a poor boy. And God, I know, I'm one.
>>32628905Nope.
>>32628954>can you touch the sun gorgeous?PEOPLE WHO WEAVE LOVE, CREATE WITHOUT KNOWINGAND CARVE A PATH THROUGHOUT HISTORYTHOUGH I'LL TAKE THIS STAND, I'M STILL ONLY HUMANTHE GODDESS YOU NEED CAN'T BE MMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>32628986Whose idea was it to wait that long?
>>32628969>he's not bigger and stronger than a 5'9 womanngmi
>>32628962>muscly monstersfair enough>Strong female characterswomen hate strong female characters
>>32628951What contradicts, exactly?
>>32628927Honestly I feel like his fantasy was already disrespectful. Not that it's wrong for you to wear fuckhuge heels, but that it's weird to pretend you have a different body.>Hey babe, can you pretend that you're 6'2" tonight? You would be hotter if you were 6'2" instead of 5'8".
>>32628831Yeah, I'm 5'6 (for now). I think there's a 5'4 anon who even has a tall wife.
>>32628988You know that song was originally written from a female prostitute's perspective?
>>32628994I'm 5'4" I believe it truly is over
>>32628906>it's not a racenow this is what i call a goddamn lie. me coping with this line of thinking is what got me in this situation. fucking miserable at 25 with next to no life experience. mentally i might as well be a late- blooming 17 or 18 year old. i'm fucked
>>32629000>for nowbro hasn't finished growing
People keep on telling me that AI women aren't real women then I keep finding things like this that disagree with them. This is one of the most female things I've seen an AI do.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzUj5sA9EV0
>>32628977You've never dated a girl. You've hung out with girls, but you've never dated a girl.
I love short women but I fear that I may sully my potential progeny with poor genetics despite the fact that I have good ones.State GenderMy family has a history of high blood pressure, if I were to breed with a woman who has a history of low blood pressure would our offspring have perfect blood pressure?
>>32629004>fucking miserableThis is the issue, not the other bullshitDo some introspection, figure out what is making you unhappy, and try to fix it>>32629009bro you really need to touch grass
>>32628998Let's start with liberal gun owner.
>>32628987I'm not, but you may also want to take into consideration we're from a country where it's is a lot more conservative than you're used to.>>32628992Mine.
>>32628996>women hate strong female charactersWomen hate most of them because they're creations of men. It's like if I was to write a guy. It would most likely be a laughable caricature. Elisa Maza was a good example of a female protagonist.
>>32629009It's still very obviously AI.
>>32629011No genes don't work like that
>>32628981Regular gals. High fem on either gender hits my uncanny funny bone, too butch and it's basically pretrans and I have no attraction.Just beee fucking normal.
>>32629010Well I've been on dates and had a couple girls call me their bf (even if the second time it wasn't for long...)But yes you're right I'm not exactly experienced lol
>>32628999>it's weird to pretend you have a different body.Woo boy, women do this often.
>>32628971Move in together, make it your biggest priority.
>>32629011>perfect blood pressureMeaningless concept.
>>32629016I think AI will always be obviously AI in some way, whether intentional or unintentional>>32629012I don't think I need to touch grass here buddy.
>>32629017>No genes don't work like thatbummer, I still kinda want a low blood pressure wife
>>32629024How
>>32629007>bro hasn't finished growingI crave the certainty of steel.
so I think I found her.
>>32629027You know, I faint all the time.
Girls Was David Lee Roth hot?
>>32629032Nigga wants rods in his bones
>>32629017Because of regression to the mean?
I'm a big and tall woman so wanna breed with a big and tall man and have giant 10lbs+ babies with him.
>>32629022No woman has ever asked me to put on heels and pretend that I'm 6 inches taller than I really am... thus far in my life, at least.
>>32629013What, he can't want to defend my rights with guns without jerking off to muskxdrumpf?
>>32626861Anyone else’s preferences change a lot?One week I like big boobs, the next week small to medium. One week short women, next week tall. One week skinny, next week thick. Some days it’s brunettes, some days blondes or redheads, some days black. Sometimes I like pale skin, other times tan. It might be any number of races. Sometimes very smart women, sometimes kinda clumsy women. Accents vary wildly as well.Does this mean I don’t have a type?
>>32629043congratulations, you're normal
>>32629042liberals generally don't own guns and are usually the victims of guns because they're retarded.
>>32629040I'm going to marry a big tall woman even though I'm short and handsome.
How do I stop finding older women more attractive than young women? It’s to where I think wrinkles (up to a certain extent) make a woman’s face hotter
>>32629043No you're just a simp
>>32629037One of you has a gene for high blood pressure and the other one has a gene for low blood pressure, no normal blood pressure genes in this equation outside of mutations and grandparents and shit.
is this true?
>>32629043Yeh, that's weird. Get some standards.
>>32629029"High" and "low" blood pressure are relative to an average blood pressure, not some sweet spot. Some people trend higher or lower on the scale without any additional symptoms or apparent cause.
>>32629015>Elisa MazaHuh, I didn't realize she was latinx. I guess I assumed she was Italian.
>>32629043Its not that my preferences change, its more the fact that the range of what i consider hot is pretty wideIll see a brunette with blue eyes and ill fall in loveIll see a redhead with a pretty face and ill fall in loveSkinny girl with small round butt? Nice Thicker girl with big juicy ass? GreatEdgy tattooed art hoe with nose piercing? Ruin my lifeA cute wholesome girl who wears modest clothes? Marry me
>>32629034>I faint all the timeCute~Our children could have perfect blood pressure and be immune to fainting from standing up too fast.
>>32629043Not as wildly as yours and I still have a type
>>32629046I'm just imagining the onions arms trembling as they hold up a gun, they shoot but they are too weak to absorb the recoil and the gun goes straight to his head and knocks him out.
>>32629051It is true that twitter reposts should be an instaban
>>32629055Goddammit, anon...
>>32629036Yes, but more accurately I want what they'll provide.
>>32629051>T. Woman who sucked dozens of dicks already
>>32629048>How do I stop finding older women more attractive than young women?why do you want tomy last few crushes have been in their 50s lol
>>32629051No
>>32629051untrue, if I love someone I want to smear my dick all around them and they would love it because they love me and I love them. I want a lady in streets but a whore in the sheets.
>>32629050That makes sense
>>32629052Where should I start >>32629049You’re diluting the term>>32629044Yay>>32629056Same, maybe I just like pretty women >>32629058It’s a lot of types
>>32629053My doc said mine was perfect, check and mate buddy.
I wish women were real.
>>32629068This is either from a Huniepop game, Deep Space Waifu, or its from an artist from either of those games.
>>32628965>>32628963I don't like to assume the worst about ppl and I think that's pretty out there. being raped has never crossed my mind and I don't think it could happen physically as I'm a pretty big and tall girl, I don't know much about it though. I never thought of myself as attractive enough for that either. honestly I am desperate for any kind of real life friend so I'll think I'll keep working w him and see what happens.
>>32629051No, if I love a woman I want to put my precum on their philtrum
>>32629066A look from a single 6 and crippled bones for life
>>32629043You basically just want a vagina.
>>32629075I chose the wrong picture kekIt was Audrery from HuniePop though, good id'ing>>32629079damn that looks heavy, ggbro turned into Hulk at the end
>>32629076What a naive young little thing. Wanting to make friends with a weirdo who talks shit about you. I pray for your soul.
I feel like I always lose a little bit of sanity while I'm here.
>>32629014>I'm notAnd you weren't a virgin before you met her?
>>32629051Maybe most people can’t but I feel like I can switch settings very easily between normal mode and sexy time
>>32629084Possible. This place fucking sucks.
>>32629051MDo you girls not like it? If my wife doesn't want to do it then alright I won't pressure her. I don't want her to feel bad.I could see where she is coming from if she is talking about people who are not married.
>>32629084That's the appeal desu.
>>32629081And the human who comes with it. I don’t want someone hot but incompatible with me
>>32629084Then stop coming.
GirlsBe honestWhen you were 18-23, were you oogling guys who were around 30
Femanons, how does a 27 yo man who lives with his family date? I can't just move out as rent costs $1600 a month here and my full time job cannot pay for that.
>>32629042This >>32629046 wasn't me.I understand not every gun owner supports MAGA (I don't), but I'm not sure I've ever met anyone that specifically called themselves liberal, and still supported gun rights. A few socialists and anarchists, sure, but no liberals.
>>326269546" long, 5" or just under around.I wouldn't mind it being a little thicker but I don't really care that much.>>32627092I've been leaning towards a midwife, but I have to say I don't know a lot about it. Depends how the pregnancy is going.>>32627280>men, would you forgive a girl for smokingno
>>32629094Get a better job.
>>32629046>>32629059I've seen exactly that happen to a conservative and a bolt action, and a shot gun.
Do women really?
>>32629097I have a job, I work 40 hours a week and I'm not allowed to do overtime, I am also in college full time.
>>32629065What? I was just a kid? I haven't watched it in decades.
>>32629100>college>27hmm
>>32629103I'm going for an electrician degree. Everyone is my class is my age or older.
>>32629079Your existence makes me wish Hitler had followed through on exterminating the Poles
>>32627915Mentally. I can be pushed into it if she really tries to push me into it, but I'm not gonna make it easy.>>32627958I am one, mostly. Nutty as a squirrel pantry, but also the last non-psycho generation.>>32628132In terms of taste, yes, although I think it would be challenging. In terms of content, no.>>32628670I don't usually. Alcohol is one of the worst tastes I've ever tried, on par with coffee.>>32628866MI don't know very much about celebritiesBut to the extent I'm autistic at all, INFP autism
>>32629103You said "get a better job." That's what he's doing.
>>32629080>A look from a single 6What?>and crippled bones for lifeI won't get the procedure done in Russia or Cuba. If done properly, one will regain the ability to walk normally in about 2 years.
>>32629108Thanks
>>32629068>why do you want toI’ve been told by a few people that women are extremely turned off by men attracted to older women, and that it’ll really hurt my chances of finding a GF>>32629082I’m not really all that attracted to women under about 30, and am really attracted to middle aged and older faces like pic related
>>32629082A-are those "little boys" in her hair?
>>32629083With how lonely and boring my life has been I think I am cool with anything ppl wanna say or do to me. I mostly am curious and want to learn more about ppl and how to talk to them. I feel so disconnected from people that any kind of real life interactions, even if they're negative, helps make me feel real and connected to the world.
>>32629114You know what hurts your chances of finding a GF the most? Not talking to people. And no, this doesn't count.
>>32629110>If done properly, one will regain the ability to walk normally in about 2 years.Bro this is tranny levels of psychotic. Get a hold of yourself.
>>32629106Oh no....Anyways
guys, how do I break up with my boyfriend of three years? how would you want to be let down?
>>32629084Sorry, femanon.
>>32629118Bruh
>>32629122Honestly.
>>32629051Is this JH's problem?She only wants to suck dick and get fucked in the ass
>>32626954What does it matter a woman will never see it anyway
>>32629122Leave him a note encouraging him to kill himself. That'll get the message across, and it's kinder than most women would do.
>>32629122Just kill meAfter 3 years you're basically married
>>32629122Why
>>32629093yes. when i was 18-19 I really wanted to try a guy that was like 35 lol
>>32629103Hi, Swiss.
>>32629076How big and how tall? Now go to a bar and challenge someone to arm wrestling. You are not as strong as you think you are, and someone who becomes unhinged can hurt you worse than you think.
>>32629137Women are cray
>>32629121My thoughts exactly whenever I see faggot kielbasa munchers cry about their sad, pathetic history as a people or whenever you post about your sad, pathetic existence as a person.
>>32629135incompatible life goals, just drifting apart and in separate ways. i realized love is the only emotion i have left for him, we are barely friends
>3 years>basically marriedUhoh, that's kinda fast
>>32629122Set him up with your hot friend after a steamy threesome together
>>32629120Being short has actual disadvantages. Trannies are trying to fix what was never broken.
>>32629142Westerner seethe over superior Slavic bvlls is insane
>>32629141i dont think most women want to do this, only the mentally ill ones. i was and still am very mentally ill so dont take me as representative of the entire young female population lol
>>32629137I feel like its way more common than people want us to believe
>>32628971What are the limitations you are facing?
>>32629012>Do some introspection, figure out what is making you unhappyit's my utter inability to do anything that isn't the path of least resistance unless i'm pressured by some outside influence. this leads me to doing the bare minimum in my obligations, and outside of that spending all my time in my room. also there's my avoidant tendencies and intense social anxiety, which my laziness only feeds> and try to fix it"just stop being poor"
I am pathetic.
>>32629148I bet that pussy game top level though
>>32629147Its probably the pajeet seethingThey are physically incapable of anything worth of notice
>>32629133but we're not married and have always bristled at the thought of it. i know life is short, and i know he will be better off without me. uuuuugh this sucks
>>32629107>MBTIFuck off
>>32629143Go to couples therapy.
>>32629103>you MUST graduate college in four years after starting it at age 18>any other path is WRONGfuck off
>>32629122You know him better than I do, so you'll know better how not to set him off. Don't beat around it or sugarcoat it. Accept that there's likely nothing you can do to avoid hurting him at some level. Accept that he may not be thinking rationally and not be open to a rational conversation.
A woman said I have "Audrey Hepburn" eyes.I'm male.How over is it?
G-d hates polish people
>>32629159I don't really want to save this though, I feel like its run its course.
>>32629162I'm sorry bro
>>32629164>I don't really want to save this though, I feel like its run its course.Sounds very selfish.
Women do you have fox eyes or doe eyes
>>32629151sounds like the avoidance/anxiety is holding you backyou can either try to become happy with your current situation and grateful for what you have, or accept that nothing is going to change unless you put in the work, and cultivate different habits>>32629152in whay way?>>32629160going to college at 18 because I got a good scholarship and everyone pressured me to was the worst mistake I ever made, I ended up dropping out
>>32629163That would explain a lot desu...
>>32629158>NTAYou're correct that the MBTI isn't scientific. But you can explain that without being a CUNT
This dude treated me so bad I flinch at the sight of him. I don’t want to be treated badly. For a moment I could believe that I felt connected to him, just this instinct to be with him. Sex is really strange from a female perspective. It didn’t feel invasive or bad, it felt good, it felt like a comfort and desire and just. Literally full of another person. And afterwards I wanted to hold him and touch him and craved him like a drug. I want to feel that again but I know without it being within a loving committed relationship it would be misguided and wrong. I want that connection to build and be able to grow with it.I just am struggling with having no spark with anyone else right now.
What happened to Rebecca Blackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE1xD5dqBcg
>>32629162Better than Yunioshi eyes.
>>32629152Real
>>32628971If my dream girl lived in a different country, I wouldn't consider her my dream girl
>>32629166Thank you.>>32629163Why would a jew hate poles?
>>32629084This place is unironically a shithole, leave while you can
>>32629173Ask him to be your bf
>>32629169Are we still bringing up cantal tilt? Please let this go
>>32629170I said I was pathetic to motivate myself because I need to go to bed and stop staring at this fucking place.
>>32629173I wanna love, I wanna kiss youHate breaking you down, done loving you girl
>>32629175QRD?
>>32629140I'm 6'0 and 190 lbs. I've never been to a bar is that a thing that ppl do? I have won arm wrestling against a guy coworker that was similar size as him. Anyways I feel like a weird ogre because of my size and don't think anyone would wanna do that to me but even if they did I'd probably just dissociate and forget about it :D
>>32629174She's doing Charli XCX better than Charli
>>32628959Are you Christian? Is she? Because a large part of Christianity is throwing away your sinful past and moving on from it.
>>32629189NtaHoly shit what the fuck, absolute monstrous absurdity of a woman. If you wore heels you'd probably snap them.
>>32629188Hepburnsisters, we're not gonna live this one down, are we?
>>32629170>you can either try to become happy with your current situation and grateful for what you have, or accept that nothing is going to change unless you put in the work, and cultivate different habitsthe former is just pathetic, and the latter i'm not sure i have the constitution for as a person. it's hard to get motivated to do something different when you're comfortable. sad and angry, sure, but i can deal with that (or at least that's what i tell myself)
>>32629189>I'm 6'0 and 190 lbsWould you like a spousal visa to the u.s?
>be me>good thing going with gf >has male friend she’s known since childhood, brother of her best friend >always addresses him as someone she’s been friends with for awhile >always have the idea they used to date despite her not telling me this >mentions he’s tried to hit on her and once told her they can’t hang out or be friends because she has a bf now >talks about how he’s cool but also an ass hole and can be a huge douche >don’t hear about him much after this >6 months go by >we’re out and he comes up and she tells me her mom really wanted them to be a thing long term and likes him a lot >ask if they used to date >”I thought you knew that,” She’s always been open and honest with me about him but Idk why she didn’t tell me they used to date. Part of me is comparing myself to him now and wondering what happened between them and if this is some huge part of her past and that if he has any power / potential to affect our relationship moving forward. Or if they reconnected and she realizes he’s “grown up” and she has second thoughts
>>32629174She's a lesbian and a good singer now but also probably just another industry plant doing a comeback story
>>32629076This is horrific reading this I want to rip my face off. Men are stronger than you, this guy may be tiny but he can over power you. This man is planning on raping you if he gets the chance and you've told him everything he needs, he knows your car, he knows your address and now you want to befriend him and hangout in private?I want to tear my fucking face off reading this. People from nepal, india, bangledesh, pakistan they do not see women as human.
>>32629196Kek
>>32629173>guy treats you badly>pining after him stillAbsolute field peasant DNA, your mothers and grandmothers on back are those foul women who offered up their sons as slaves and ratted out their fathers and brothers to invaders and tyrants, as punishment your female lineage is cursed to be drawn to evil men who will hurt you. Women who get turned on by abusive dicks are all women who betrayed their male bloodline and that's why they're like that.
>>32629103>grad students don't existcovid lockdown fucked a lot of PhDs over, okay?
>>32629202you're really falling for that shit? you think any of that has actually happened?
>>32629192I hear about charlie xcx but I know nothing about the woman, please give me a quick rundown on her>>32629201Shes a homosexual?
>>32629201>She's a lesbianFr? I never got that vibe.
>>32629163wordWhy
>>32629118I hope this is a troll, if you need a friend I will befriend you. Do not put yourself in this danger.
>>32629209>but I know nothing about the woman, please give me a quick rundown on herwere you on the internet in march 2011
>>32629208I want to believe it isn't real and it's a troll.But some people are really this naive.
>>32629214I was mostly playing league of legends at that time, so yes but no. Please tell me about charli
>>32629213>if you need a friend I will befriend you.You are a saint, or a demon, or a fool, and for the rest of my days I will never know which.
The best polish person, Joseph Conrad, abandoned poland and the polish language and became English.
>>32629202>he may be tiny but he can overpower youIf he's an average Indian male and she's an average white woman in the USA or most of Europe then statistically speaking she's probably got more upper body strength than he does, there are some really humiliating studies on this out there.>they don't view women as human10 minutes in India would make Andrew Tate a feminist lol, it did not impress me.
Men:Would you try a period pain simulator?Women:Would you want your guy to try a period pain simulator?If he did, would you try it first (or second if you prefer) and tell him what level yours are typically at?
>>32629172Oh no, did someone say an F-word on 4chan?
>>32629210She's a female singerPretty sure Taylor Swift is the only one with a public persona that isn't at least bi-curious
>>32629219Maybe I am a fool for believing a woman would be this stupid.
>>32629223MYes, on the condition that while wearing the period pain simulator I get to say hurtful things and have emotional outbursts and everyone just has to brush it off and treat it as acceptable because I'm having my period, and also women need to give me chocolate.
>>32629223M, yeah
>>32629222And yet there are dozens of cases of jeets raping women in ubers.
>>32629185ah fairs it's nearly 5pm here I should've gone bed hours ago lel>>32629192don't diss charli like that>>32629198>the former is just pathetichow is it so?>i'm not sure i have the constitution for as a personeveryone has the ability within themselves>>32629223>Would you try a period pain simulator?I'm a masochist so yeah
>>32629223FI'll try it and see if it even compares, if it does I'll let him walk around with it for 12 hours
>>32629229So you'll keep it on for a few days every month?
>>32629189Hey dont listen to mean anons tall girls are niceI would date you in a heartbeat!!!
>>32629225>She's a female singer>Pretty sure Taylor Swift is the only one with a public persona that isn't at least bi-curiousI hope Hayley Williams is bi
>>32629209>Shes a homosexual?>>32629210Yea I'm pretty sure she is fully out
>>32629183He works in a career field that literally has no incentive to marry because of the constant access to pussy. (Pilot) I think he definitely felt an attraction to me but he has no incentive to settle down. He works crazy hours, he’s constantly traveling, his job is awesome but also stressful. He also ignores any text I sent him if it didn’t include sexting or nudes. No reply. And I wanted his attention that bad I lowered myself to that level. It was actually hell on earth because I’d hate myself for it but then be so happy just to get a text back. Literally insane behavior. It wasn’t him being a pilot that attracted me. A lot of the pilots flirt, and a lot of them are decent or handsome. He’s honestly exactly my type, looks wise. I felt attracted to him the moment I saw him, in a way that rarely happens. And I still don’t even want someone else. I need to move the fuck on. I just liked the way I felt with him. I wish I could bring that out of myself without him.
I've beat it 4 times today and my dick feels raw, I'm about to go for a fifth. State gender, thoughts?
>>32629200Lying by omission AND gaslighting?If i were you i would be looking for a way out already because this shit wont fly for too long
>>32629202I don't really believe this, I feel like with any smaller dude I could just kick them off of me or kick them in the balls or something. I don't know much about Nepal honestly but is the culture there that bad? >>32629213I would love friends but I need real-life interaction, Ive had online friends on mmos and stuff but I don't a feel connection>>32629199I'm not sure what you mean anon, I'm already in the us
>>32629189>I'm 6'0swooon
>>32629233>don't diss charli like thatMy issue with Charli is that she is beautiful and has the concepts, but she never actually delivers
>>32629205okay
>>32629232It's just an averages thing, there will be Indians stronger than White women, plus in most of those circumstances the women are wasted and not really at peak fighting ability.
>>32629223Abdominal cramps suck, its trueBut i bet its not THAT bad
>>32629247>she never actually deliversI think pretty much all her tracks go hard at parties desuyou might need to do more coke to fully enjoy it
Why do girls in love make me feel so sickly jealous?I know the obvious answer is I'm a lonely virgin, but why does this make me feel so bad? The thought of straight lovers having sensational sex makes my skin crawl, and puts me in a depressive funk that makes it hard to do anything I want to do in life. I wish I didn't care.
>>32629245>I'm not sure what you mean anon, I'm already in the usI'm stupid, I misread a previous post and thought you were from Nepal.
>>32629251How much are you willing to bet?
>>32629242Can you let me know when this guy comes through my town? I wanna get a beer, hit the dance floor, and hit on chicks with him.
>>32629244Can you explain how this is lying by omission and gas lighting? Genuine question
>>32629240nta but she almost certainly is
>>32629252Everything sounds good when you're on coke She has good songs but I always expect them to have more edge than they do based on how she markets them
>>32629258kinda gay and romantic of you anon. He’s into cuck stuff so he’d probably take you up on it
>>32629263Oh right, I forgot. Men aren't allowed to socialize together.
>>32629235Really gonna depend on how much of an asshole I get to be without consequences, I feel like I've got some choice words to say to some people, women especially, and I'm going to need at least 5-6 periods to hurt all the feelings that need to be hurt without any kind of blowback.
>>32629245>I don't know much about Nepal honestly but is the culture there that bad?Yes, nepal, india, pakistan, bangledesh, afghanistan are known for gang rape, 53% of children in Inida are raped. It's extremely common and you are in serious danger to be alone with this man. If you think you'll be fine after rape it isn't true, you'll have PTSD if you live and worst case scenario you will be murdered after.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyegZkw9-qMAnd if you're wondering why I am posting about india, it's because all these countries india pakistan nepal bangledesh all used to be one country, they are very similar only difference in religion.
>GenderFMKRebecca Black, TayTay, Billie Eillish, Hayley Williams, Halsey.
>>32629218just type "it's friday" into youtube search and click on the top result that should have "rebecca black" in the title. you'll see what i mean
>>32629243MJust don't edge, that shit fucks up your prostate if you do it long term
>>32629261Have you heard rumors?
If men have to pay for dates to prove they can be a provider, should women have to clean his toilet on the first date to prove they can be a housewife?
>>32629276FFuck Billie Marry Hayley Kill Taylor and Halsey
>>32629276To listen to: FVK Bad BrainsTo bang: All of the hoes you posted together at the same time all weekend long
>>32629254>but why does this make me feel so bad?You're wired to seek comfort in physical touch usually. That's why I hug a pillow and pretend.
>>32629233>how is it so?because it's absolute cope>everyone has the ability within themselvesi like your optimism
It's Friday Friday gotta get down in Friday I'm a zoomer who was of single-digit age when this song came out and even I know what it is come on guys.
My mother gave up on me
>>32629222>it did not impress me.Story time?
>>32629280I've been doing it for years what's so bad about it
Where do I find "easy" girls?
>>32629297Alcohol places.
>>32629297The hood
>>32629292How?
I think I accidentally manifested someones despair
>>32629295You'll find outt. coomer
>>32629306I hope you have a bad day tomorrow
>>32629276MKill all of them
>>32629306Do tell.
>>32629297hi, as long as your not bald or have bad oral hygiene im down>>32629243f, have you ever gone so hard that it bled?
>>32629308Bro...Don't leave me hanging like this...
>>32629267It’s okay if you have a man crush anon. He’d be the big bro/Dad you never had! Or he’d replace the one(s) you have a shit relationship with. Your cooler and more successful wingman to draw out chicks who would otherwise never even look your way. Jesus, dude. He really genuinely messed with me and hurt me. It means nothing to you and you’re being an asshole because that’s what you’re capable of.
>gf has male friend >never mentions that they dated or used to hook up until 8 months into the relationship >notice that she was getting texts from him a couple months into our relationship, they would go back and forth , notifications would pop up on her car play screen when she was driving >she shows me some texts between them recently and they’re just texts from like a week or two after we started dating, basically him hitting her up to fuck, her saying no because she’s dating me, and him being like “fuck that guy, I know you want to,” and “let me know when you want me again,” >none of the texts that they were sending to eachother during the first couple months we dated are there Something isn’t right about this and I’m extremely paranoid now. I feel like she may have cheated on me early on and deleted evidence.
>>32629309Why >>32629313A classmate was annoying me so I wished he would die and he got in a car accident a day later
>>32629276MFuck Hayley WilliamsMarry HalseyKill TayTay>>32629283Bro can't clean his own toilet>>32629288are Buddhist monks all "coping" with a simple life?>i like your optimismif your ancestors could succeed so can you, it's in your genetic code>>32629289Thanks for making me feel old>>32629297Tinder, parties, nightclubs, bars At least this is where I met girls who weren't really interested in dating and just wanted to fuck
>>32629314No but one time my foreskin got super dry and cracked from friction and I couldn't do it for like 3 days.
>>32629316Based on your posts, I don't blame him.
>>32629320Lol nice.
>>32629314>f, have you ever gone so hard that it bled?NTAbut yes>hi, as long as your not bald or have bad oral hygiene im downWhat do I have to say?Like say we are at your home having fun can I just ask if you want to have sex or do I have to seduce you by being suave?
>>32629285Bullshit answer. No heterosexual would listen to them.
>>32629242Your post made me want to date less
>>32629314>not bald or have bad oral hygiene im downSo I could be fat or have a hideous face, and you'd still fuck me? im one of those two btw, i'll let you guess which one
>>32629289I went to a high school where they issued all the students laptops. This song was like a biblical plague.
>>32629243get a job
>>32629278What does that have to do with Charli XCX
>>32629259Its not dont worry about it sweatiePut a ring on it:^)
>>32629330https://youtu.be/W83Xkg40_HY?si=nEBK7RHHFJEPAdv6Nigga what?
>>32629297Anywhere if you're holding a gun.
>>32629276Fuck Rebecca BlackMarry Hayley Kill Tay Tay
Fuck fuck and fuck Billie Eilish FAT titsAnd then her butthole because she looks like anal queen to me
I used to fap after tearing my cock open because the pain felt good and the blood in the cuts felt amazing. Now I have scars on my dick. That’s a warning, gooners.
>>32629334In fucking 2011? Where tf did you go?
Women, do you consider black men to be more sexual?
>>32629314I love sluts
>>32629335No
>>32629345I bet you need a hazmat suit to touch her without catching an STD
>>32629329you could just ask and i would probably say yes unless i was feeling sick>>32629333im guessing your fat? ive had sex with mid guys a lot, i really dont care that much
>>32629347A magnet school which billed itself as an "engineering" high school. It was a crock of shit but it was funny.
>>32629349Nag but I think so, they can't get enough of them. I love watching their fat chocolate asses bounce on my massa cock.
>>32629339I'll give it chance, but I don't like pop punk or emo.
>>32629338This is a genuine question. My best friend tried to hook me up with his sister and we hung out a few times after I left my ex but I never told her this because I didn’t want her to feel insecure about it and I don’t talk to her anymore and didnt feel it was important. So I can get leaving it out partially. But there are other circumstances I’m not happy about
>>32629357You guessed right. Yeah, I was 250 mid last year, now I'm down to 225. I have a handsome face but I was cursed with obesity since early childhood. My titties are probably bigger than yours
>>32629359>Them*Me
>>32629357are you BPD?
>>32629357>you could just ask and i would probably say yes unless i was feeling sickIf you were having a rough period would you say no?Sometimes I just get so caught up in my head I don't know what to say and just wait for her to say something.
>>32629360>I don't like pop punk or emoGood thing it's neither of those
Post gender and what book are you reading right now?
>>32629346I used to jerk off until there was blood. Never liked the pain though
>>32629368M.Critique of Pure Reason.
>>32629306If you wish for bad to happen, you should prepare for three fold the damage in your own life.
>>32629336>I hear about charlie xcx but I know nothing about the woman, please give me a quick rundown on her
>>32629362>I was cursed with obesityDo Americans really use this excuseJust put down the fork fatty
>>32629368MHerbert Goldstein Classical Mechanics
>>32629368II don't read
>>32629372:( I didn't mean it
>>32629368MThe scum manifesto.I read intercourse over the holidays.
>>32629321>are Buddhist monks all "coping" with a simple life?they're not neurotic degenerates like me, so no
>>32629368MThe Killing Doll (Barbara Vine)>>32629377Based himbo
>>32629368M. No books currently. A couple of white papers on residual gas analysis.
>>32629375I'm gonna bang your sisters
>>32629269sorry to derail this convo I just wanna vent at this point. I have no family left that cares about me and no friends and every day I go out doing things by myself and it is so lonely. I go out to the mall and walks and go to eat by myself like a sad old widow. When anyone talks to me it is very special to me. worrying about getting raped or murdered is impossible for me because I'm surprised when anyone even wants to talk to me. I am just desperate to feel friendship and human connection.
>>32629375I guess I could've worded it better. I was cursed with no metabolism, lazy enabling parents who dont cook, and no self control/addictive personality. That's not a good combo for a little kid
>>32629368Mnothing
>>32629368MaleVladimir Nabokov's The GiftI don't like it. I don't like Nabokov's books when he masturbates over what a tortured genius he is (this, Invitation to a Beheading, Speak Memory). As someone whose biggest sin is pride, I hate everyone else when their biggest sin is pride too.
>>32629384my sisters are all stacies with chad bfs, sorry
>>32629321>>32629321She actually looks hot there! She looks trashy in her music videos.
>>32629385NTA but you are prime rape bait.
>>32629382Mood too dumb to read. Need smart femanon to read to him. Book with lots of pictures.
Simple life is nice thoughbeitTake me for exampleMy entire life rn is 5 days of videogames and gymAnd then 2 days of workI do LITERALLY nothing else and im quite content.Sure I would like to have a girlfriend to hold hands with but its quite impossible for me to attract one, so theres no reason to stress about it too much.And im back to my videogames.
>>32629378The payment has already been processed. Now you wait for shipping.
>>32629385Reading this hurts my heart so much, I can tell that you're such a kind soul and I wish we lived near each other and I could introduce you to all my amazing friends that are women and they'd include you in their friend group. I want to help you so badly, I don't understand how someone can get to this point and all I want to do is help you.
>>32629368MNoneBooks are boring and I don't have time
>>32629395How do I stop my thoughts from having power
>>32629385Be my friendBeware though, i might blog about my irl life and thats an ick
>>32629114>finding saggy old faces sexySorry to say but you’re going to die alone. No woman wants to admit she’s old, which she basically is if she knows her lover is turned on by old fucks
>>32629389And? I'm gonna pluck those English roses.
If stupid bitches didnt post tiktoks of their bullshit jobs answering emails and drinking coffee doing jack shit maybe ai wouldnt have replaced youGood job ruining the grift for everyone with your narcissismDoes this happen in your gender?
>>32629306>women actually believe their thoughts can end someone's lifeSorry for sounding lime an incel, but sheesh.
>>32629385FI was like this for years. One day it will change
I REALLY wanna sniff a chick's ass right now.Help
>>32629373I do not understand
>>32629385NTA but please try out online friendships again before you try out IRL friendship with an asshole. I'm not saying that online friendship is good for you, I'm not saying that anyone's going to rape you, but I am saying that continued interaction with >>32628908 will only make your life worse. He enjoys insulting you, and he is not going to suddenly stop enjoying insulting you just because you keep giving him chances. The more time you spend with him, the more miserable you will become, and that is not going to change no matter how much you wish it would.
>>32629261What makes you say that? Tomboy vibes?
>>32629407I wouldnt mind a big booty chick wearing tight gym shorts sitting on my face rn either
>>32629405I have severe OCD sorry
>>32629409you wanted to know who "the woman" was, so i answered your question
>>32629368MThe Life of Pi
>>32629414I was referring to Charli XCX not Rebecca Black
>>32629394>I do LITERALLY nothing else and im quite content.Bullshit, you whine here every day that you're dying of loneliness.
>>32629362good job on the weight loss>>32629364yes very much so>>32629366period pain is usually whats going to stop me from having sex
>>32629413Now I feel bad, because I do too.
>>32629386sorry my post was joking but also harshsorry to hear about your situation, at least you aware aware of the factors, and congrats on the weight loss so far>>32629391she's gorgeousand part of the bipolar ADHD gang>>32629394based but maybe get some constructive hobbies besides just vidya>>32629402>Englishby naturalisation kek>>32629385I hope you meet some cool people that care about you anon
>>32629420Hello my pudgy princess
>>32629276How does this even work with 5 people and 3 options?The only one I'd marry is Billie Eilish.I guess I'd... have sex with Taylor Swift to find out what kind of song she'd write about me?And kill Rebecca Black even though I'm like the one person in the entire world who actually kind of liked Friday (minus the weird rap thing by the producer anyway), because I like the others' music better and want them to keep making it.>>32629368MThe New Antisemitism by Phyllis Chesler
>>32629421How do I stop these feelings
FemanonsQuick questions quick answersWould you rather be skinny and slender, or voluptous and chubby?Foreskins?Big strong boyfriend or skinny twink boyfriend?Buttsex?
>>32629420>very much soI was just curious cause the girls way out of my league who were down for sex were BPD
MWSAMake Women Sane Again
>>32629385I wish I could tell the difference between girls like you, and the ones that will get angry if I approach.
>>32629427>Would you rather be skinny and slender, or voluptous and chubby?skinny>Foreskins?yes>Big strong boyfriend or skinny twink boyfriend?skinny>Buttsex?yes
>>32629422Looks trashy there
>>32629419Im dying of horniness not lonelinessI know if i for some twisted luck got into relationship, I would probably feel annoyed having to deal with all the horseshit that comes with having a relationship
>>32629385I'm the one who has been arguing with you this whole time about not doing this and getting away from him. Can we talk on discord and befriends with each other?It will be different than when you were playing MMOs I promise you. I just want you to get more self esteem and help you flourish in your social life like I know that you can and I'll be there to cheer you on.
>>32629422So do they have that angry sadistic streak slav hoes have?
>>32629200>>6 months go by>>we’re out and he comes up and she tells me her mom really wanted them to be a thing long term and likes him a lot>>ask if they used to date>>”I thought you knew that,”I think he wants to cuck you
>>32629397Mind mindbogglingly retarded take. I bet you think videogames have good stories.
>>32629424>How does this even work with 5 people and 3 options?You leave two alone
>>32629437Groomer behaviour
>>32629420How do I meet girls like you?
>>32629442You're right. But on the other hand... look at her life.NTA tho.
>>32629427>Would you rather be skinny and slender, or voluptous and chubby?skinny and slender>Foreskins?yes>Big strong boyfriend or skinny twink boyfriend?hard to choose>Buttsex?yes
>>32629442She's an adult, grooming is something done to underage children. You're an idiot and a scumbag.
>>32629426Exposure and response prevention.Sorry if that sounds like a canned answer, but it's true imo.
>>32629439Probably idc if he wants to or not. I’m just wondering if anything actually happened if we were dating or not Like there’s no text evidence anymore and she clearly deleted texts so I don’t even know how I’d bring it up
>>32629446Nta but more groomer behavior.
>>32629446Ta and groomer behaviour
>>32629446We have a groomer expert on the show tonight i see
>>32629450>>32629452Did the indian brigade arrive. This person is asking for friends and I offered friendship because I don't want her to put herself in danger, she has already admitted she does not care about that danger and I want her to care about herself.
>>32629448So I should wish bad on people more?
>>32629449>how I’d bring it upJust tell the truth, that he suddenly appeared and ask your gf what his deal could be?
Women, thoughts on foreskin?
>>32629440NopeNot interested in vidya and don't watch showsFiction is boring
If I take anxiety meds, will I magically start being able to talk to people? I couldn't imagine going to a bar and meeting a girl for the first time, and being comfortable enough to walk home with her, or even initiate conversation
>>32629459I hate circumcision as a concept but I must admit a cut cock is pretty
>>32629450>>32629452groomer behavior
>>32629459
>>32629459You don’t need it
>>32629398You don't.
>>32629464We are so back my fellow cut brethren
>>32629431have you tried it? I feel like there's plenty of girls out there that would be delighted to be approached. it does sound very scary though.>>32629446lol yeah I'm an adult, and yes I'll talk to you on discord. do you want to post yours?thank u guys so much for the kind words by the way.
>>32629454Ok groomer
>>32629430That ship has sailed.
Heard ya guys like groomers
>>32629443you can catch me sulking online, sh forums, sometimes in the psych ward. or just abduct me when im out running errands
>>32629459Rip it off
i hate these shapeshifting normie women that always reinvent themselves to infiltrate nerd spaces to restock on their narcissistic supply.
>>32629461which anxiolitic did they give you? benzos completely chill me out and make it easier to talk to people. my adhd apparently helps with anxiety too, and i think it has a little but i still get flustered in public and have to leave early
>>32629485Delete the post on here*
>>32629461>If I take anxiety meds, will I magically start being able to talk to people?No.Medication is for illness symptoms. Therapy is to teach you how to be normal and think clearer.
>>32629457I think it's more like you'd make a script about what you're obsessing about, then repeat it as a mantra.For example: "I probably killed that guy, he's probably dead because of me."You'd repeat that like 5 times in the morning and another 5 at night, for about a week.
>>32629486places where desperate men pile up will always be honey pots for predatory women
Women how long can you ride a guy for before getting tired
>>32629475>have you tried it? I feel like there's plenty of girls out there that would be delighted to be approached. it does sound very scary though.Honestly, no. For some reason it feels like I have, but I haven't.
>been 3 hours and gf is still out for food with her friendsi should have never gotten a gf
>>32629486But these men are not romantic? This pot has no honey.
>>32629501what the hell is wrong with you?
>>32629489>>32629492I'm thinking of getting a psychiatrist but only because I want them to set me up with a prescription of some kind of medication to make me not socially awkward. It used to not be so bad, back when I didn't have a job. But now I'm working every day and I'm constantly embarrassing myself in front of my coworkers and customers. I can't stand it. And the loneliness sucks too. I want to get medicated and then hopefully by this summer I can work up the nerve to take a vacation and meet a girlfriend, or at least a buddy?
>>32629501Second hour of getting banged...
>>32629435>Looks trashy thereDon't insult the queen like this
>>32629503oh anon
>>32629284Most based answer
I (f) have made out with two people in my life. One I was dating for like 8 months, the other was a hookup. I can't really do sex or anything, just kissing and cuddling in bed. When i would do this with my ex he would always say how cute I was, throughout the kissing. Like repeatedly, a lot - kinda felt excessive.When I was in bed with my hookup they said the exact same kind of stuff in the same kind of ways, and I'm just wondering if this is a normal male thing to do? I can't tell if it's how I behave or what that made them both act like this, or maybe just they're trying to say stuff to get something else from me?I just find it weird that a relative stranger + someone I was in a relationship with for months behaved exactly the same towards me. Especially considering their vastly different sexual experience levels. Nothing else to compare it to so I thought I'd ask here.
>>32629501>been 3 hours and gf is still out for food with her friendsSounds like the dream as an introvertAlso when I got food with friends we would often go shopping and walk and stuff as well so it could be a few hours (no we didn't bang)
>>32629518They both wanted to fuck you and found you hot what is there to question here
>>32629505>prescription of some kind of medication to make me not socially awkward.That is not a thing. You have to LEARN how to socialize healthily. Medications are for physical symptoms like lacking sleep, eating problems, allergies, etc.
>>32629493Oh What
>>32629518Boys like girls
>>32629518>he would always say how cute I was, throughout the kissingI mean this is normal lolI wouldn't kiss a girl I didn't think was cute Lovey dovey brain chemicals make you say stuff >if this is a normal male thing to doProbablyIt's not that deep desu
>>32629515Thanks
>>32629512Don't pretend you are now just because I found out either.
>>32629525Social anxiety medications are a thing, what are you talking about?
>treat women like shit online>1 walks away, 3 more show up>treat them like shit online>3 walk away. 15 show updumb sluts i own you
>>32629520Oh it is, but I want all of her attention to be on me and any attention she isn't focusing on me should be on her hobbies or work
>>32629533no idea what you just said
>>32629518You know how women biologically like babies? Men biologically like women. Retard.
Femanons, a girl I like said on her social media that "a good boob day is automatically a good day."Can you please explain what she meant? Do you think she might be gay?
>>32628790>I run to contain the retard behavior but it doesn't seem to work at allOh I love running & swimming. Exercise is the main thing that helps me along with meds. If I go a few days without it I can literally feel the brainfog setting in. But yeah, unfortunately it doesn't completely eradicate the retardation >My therapist routinely sighs and rubs his head when I talk to him which makes me feel bad often lolI know that feeling lol. Do you ever get caught up in wanting to try & impress your therapist? I have to constantly fight that urge. If you're opening up despite despite feeling bad then you're doing it right. It's not easy being vulnerable & I'm sure your therapist recognizes that & appreciates it >I forget about plans until I started bulletjournaling, but one of the weird things about me is that I'm actually pretty tidy and organized but I do burn out insanely fast though and I have literally no stress tolerance. I'm very tidy too, sometimes too much and I have to remember to be more balanced about it. I tried to get into bujo a few times, but I wasn't good at it. Like a dummy I got too caught up in trying to make it perfect rather than useful. Not to minimize but I'd bet your stress tolerance is much better than you're giving yourself credit for. You're still here and that counts for a lot>mom and dad have adhd and they are also incredibly stubborn and unsympathetic to my problemsThat's rough, I'm sorry to hear it. Maybe they grew up being very tough on themselves, & think that being sympathetic & trying different ways to work around the problems is the same as capitulating to them. I think it's a common mentality, sadly >was considering going to an ADHD group therapy thing but I might be too old for that nowToo old for their cut off or you're worried you'll be the oldest one there? Because you never know, there's such a dearth of support for adults it's possible some of them will be older. I know I'd love a group for adhd specifically
>>32629535It's not medications for "social" anxiety, just regular anxiety.They curb anxiety. Not your social inability to learn cues from others.
>>32629543just means a day she feels confident and comfortable in her body>gay no? why would you think that?
>>32629536MI kneel before you, Chad!
>>32629509aggressively mid
>>32629549casting couch still exists in music industry, they never ever got weinstein'd, only P Diddy'd, and even then he was a buck.
Girls, what kind of bikini do you wear to the beach?
why do women have so many body image issues, and why do they blame men? Men aren't god, though God is male.
>>32629547>just means a day she feels confident and comfortable in her bodyOh, that's good.>>gay>no? why would you think that?Maybe that it was a good day because she saw a lot of boobs?
>>32629547if a woman says something positive about boobs, she must be a lesbian, because boobs are sexo and any talk about them is automatically sexuali don't believe this but i get what anon's thought process was
>>32629558God isn't male.They aren't yours.It's your fault.
>>32629545so what's my next step then? Because I understand how conversation works. It just completely goes to shit when I'm actually in public. Here's an example of how my daily social life is>coworker/manager walks up>spits out idle question>I reply with "fine" or "okay">I know most of the time it's an invitation to ask them something in return, but I prevent myself from doing that. I want to stop doing that, but my horrible brain won't let me not sabotage myself. Also can't help but think everyone looks down on me. I mean at this point, they must. My reputation is fucked. I was the "weird kid who never talks" in high school, now I'm the "creep who doesn't talk to us" at work.
>>32629558Leave poopjeet
>>32629518>Especially considering their vastly different sexual experience levels.The hookup was more experienced?
>>32629541I do not like babies but yes I am quite literally retarded and autism, thanks. >>32629524Why didn't they say that then.
>>32629518>I can't really do sex or anythingWhy not?
>>32629505this isnt really how it works. that said if they give you xanax take it sparingly. i doubt they will though
>>32629569Did you... Ask them about it?
>>32629562Sorry, I guess that was kind of offensive.
>>32629565I'm white, just ESL, babe.>>32629563Why's it my fault. A trillion girls called me ugly I like myself still.
>>32629577You won't fool me, and don't call me abbe you faggot. Although it would be appropriate looking at your post history.
>>32629569>they called me cute, instead of hotI've heard at least five different femanons complain about this.What is the difference.
>>32629579you're autistic
>>32629564The therapist will be there to be your confidant to walk you through your thoughts and find things to practice with you in some cognitive behavioral training.You can practice talking with them and they'll listen.I mean, hell, you could practice talking here too but it's not really guaranteed a response.
I finally tried my own cum out of curiosity. Wtf ladies it tastes like fucking nothing. Does this just mean my diet is clean compared to other guys or what?
>>32629569>Why didn't they say that then.they literally did. cute = hot. they're synonyms
Retard hereIf a girl keeps looking at me when i walk by every time does she want penis?
>>32629580>I've heard at least five different femanons complain about this.I hear it all the time irl, too. It's not like it's men's fault they're so cute.
>>32629536F. All men should be free. Bite the bullet, get an escort. Lose your virginity. Get two escorts or more. Listen to the embarrassing music you like in public. Be retarded and expect others to be retarded. Travel to SEA if it increases your chances you'll get a girl. Don't give up your shitty hobbies. Don't be hateful and spiteful of people's stupidity. Exercise, feel the power of your body when you look in the mirror. Chase a dirty thrill, realise the limits of sin and your own mistakes but don't do drugs.For fuck's sake, anything but jerking off to cartoons for the next 10 years.
>>32629583>You can practice talking with themThat sounds embarrassing as hell. I don't think I could do that unless I was heavily medicated or drunk.
>>32629587No
>>32629584Dipping your finger in it an gingerly licking it is not the same as getting a full load all over your tongue and having to pretend it‘s yummy.
>>32629590>Bite the bullet, get an escort. Lose your virginity.Fuck off with this, it's literally one of my biggest regrets.
>>32629584It means you're a fag
>>32629590>she thinks it's only been 10 yearslole!
Women, how long since you've hooked up with someone?
Femanons, when you feel comfortable to fart around your bf, does it mean you reached next relationship milestone or that you want to break up and pungent egg farts supposed to be a hint?
Women, how long ago has it been since the 1990s?
>>32629567The bf was a kissless virgin (like me at the time) I met on another board. The hookup is some type of polyamorous sex freak who is over a decade older than me and has fucked multiple people i know. It was their idea to make out with me and I did warn them before we got into things i don't do more than that. It just surprised me that someone who gets around that much would behave the same way as my ex.>>32629580I'm not complaining. I would be uncomfortable if I was called hot. I like if people think I'm cute. I just don't know what it means if it's said over and over when we are making out. >>32629586Ahh
someone brought up butter noodles the other thread, now i want drunken noodles
>>32629591It's a purely medical enviornment. No shame. They will also ask you why you think you need to rely on substances and clock you as a pill chaser if you don't show them your disability in the first place as a control before they medicate you.It majorly helps if you are good at articulating your feelings. It is a big handicap if you can't because then you will be at their mercy of what they think you need.
Only 1 more page until faqfag bakes a new bread :)
>>32629600it means you're a bitch and she can disrespect you and you won't do nothin'
>>32629586>cute = hot. they're synonymsMNah, they aren't.
>>32629611>right is both>left is neitherbrother?
>>32629603Wow, that's a real "virgin vs chad" dichotomy.
>>32629584i dont know how to describe the taste of cum but it does have a taste>>3262959911 months
>>32629606>It majorly helps if you are good at articulating your feelingsI'm not. At all. Not even on here. Mostly because I'm fucking dumb. I can't even talk to my parents about stuff. And they're not really the type to talk over me. I just stumble and mumble and constantly draw blanks. That bit about drinking and being on pills was just hypothetical. I'm a wuss, I don't do any kind of drinking nor do I do drugs. Although I'd probably have to get into the former if I ever wanted to be social, since if I attempted it the way I am now, I'd be utterly fucked.
>>32629611Left is cute and hot, right is semi-hot.
>>32629614Okay, maybe you'll get it better with the male example
>>32629616>11 monthsValentine's day?
>>32629623I'm too autistic this shit doesn't make any sense, hurts too it's the exact same guy
>>32629623lmao he is neither cute nor hot
>>32629611Don't particularly like either tbqh but left is better
>>32629623I hate this goblin mf
>>32629623>he tried to make himself hot by changing the angle and wearing a leather jacketlmao
>>32629625i think it was close to, but not on valentines day
What's the ettiquette for dating a girl that is smarter than me? Am I not supposed to do that? She's giving choosing signals.
>>32629591NTA but a big part of the process is learning to tolerate uncomfortable feelings like embarrassment. You can feel embarrassed and survive. In a therapy setting in particular, nothing bad will happen to you, it's a safe environment. If it's a a group setting, everyone there is in the exact same boat
>>32629634It's his 4/5 attractiveness kicking in. Dude needs some glasses.
>>32629592What does it mean?
>>32629617You did very well at explaining yourself there, even as you calling yourself dumb.You do have an anxiety with a social trigger. Now, you have to walk it backwards. Why do you stutter, or even maybe dissasociate a bit in conversations? Are the conversations themselves hard? Is it your relationship with the individual you are talking to? Do you think you can remember the first time you felt that same kind of feeling? When did it start? And what is the pattern that you are repeating?
>>32629626Cuteness is about awkwardness, but innocenceHotness is about confidence, but manipulationBasically, cute people are subs/prey, hot people are doms/predators
>>3262959925 years>t. 25 years old
>>32629639>4/5You’re being very generous
>>32629655Female virgins baffle me, I just don’t understand why
>>32629646NTAAre you just talking about men here? Because if you're talking about women too, hard disagree. Although I agree the words don't mean the same thing.
>>326296564/5 is mid, sorry. You'd think it'd be 3/5 is mid but no.
>>32629664Actually you’d think 2.5/5 would be mid because that’s how numbers fucking work but I guess not
>>32629666i was thinkin middle integer, but you're answer is more correct. 4/5 is mid since like, post-ww1
Women, if you saw a novelty Shrek fleshlight in your hypothetical bf’s room would you think it’s just a funny joke or would you think he’s used it?
>>32629670I'd assume he used it and I'd be a little taken aback
>>32629663It's the same for both genders. No one is purely cute or hot, but one trait is always more dominant.
>>32629670Nag, I feel like knowing what orifice the fleshlight is supposed to be matters.
>>32629670i would assume it was a gag gift he got from his dumb bros
>this bitch has been at the restaurant for 4 hours...
>>32629674>>32629676Does the answer change if it is proudly displayed vs hidden away?
>>32629586I disagree, many men don't like being called cute, but almost no one will mind being called hot.
>>32629680foids be talkin, having dessert and a drink>bitchdamn i hope she breaks up with you
>>32629680You know damn well she isn’t at the restaurant anymore if she even went there to begin with.
>>32629670I really, really hate that I googled it
>>326295999th of November, so 2 months ago I sucked off my ex. Before that there had probably been another 2 month gap when I sucked him off. He wanted to fuck but I told him to leave. Zero interest in getting back together, but I do love sucking dick, and he was close by and available. Don't care of he enjoyed it. I'll suck dick for any reason at any time of day. Last time I had sex was the 28th of December last year, committed relationship. Generally speaking I'd say there's a greater chance to hook up with an ex or "friend" than a stranger at the bar or off a dating app.
>>32629681No, all that changes is if I think he's a shameless shrek fetishist or a closet shrek fetishist.
>>32629686>artistWhat a beautiful medium to work with/in
>>32629645>Why do you stutter, or even maybe dissasociate a bit in conversations?I don't know. Most of the time I'm thinking about what they're thinking. I think about what I look like from their perspective. I'm imagining a lot of stuff, and I'm nervous, and I guess that makes me forget stuff. That's why I couldn't just shoot the shit like average folk do, because as I said, I'll immediately start drawing blanks. Wanna have a conversation about a band? Aw shit, I forgot the frontman's name, and all of their tunes. >Are the conversations themselves hard?Due to the anxiety induced amnesia, yeah. And the anxiety itself.>Is it your relationship with the individual you are talking to?Okay so the people I talk to in life are: my family, my coworkers, and billions of customers. Surprisingly I don't have a hard time with the latter, because it's all basic reactive customer interaction, and if I goes south, well, I'll never see them again. But those first two, that's completely different. I can't stand people thinking about me. I am utterly terrified if people think I'm a weirdo. And ironically this fixation turns me into a huge weirdo. I'm very sensitive about how I look, and the fact that I don't appear to be some suave social master at all times is breaking my spirit. It depresses me so much, I can't get out of bed most of the time. (1/2)
>>32629691>9th of November, so 2 months ago I sucked off my ex.>Last time I had sex was the 28th of December last year, committed relationship.But you didn't suck your current bf?
>>32629675Sure, I just don't agree that "hot" has anything to do with domination or manipulation in women - you might just be a sub.
>>32629694Like peering into Botticelli's workshop
>>32629696>Do you think you can remember the first time you felt that same kind of feeling?I have been a social wreck my entire life. My dad's told me that when I was just a little boy, we'd go to the park and he'd tell me to go play with a group of kids. Then I'd come back to the bench he was sitting on a minute later, and tell him the kids hated me. In elementary and jr high I had trouble making friends, but I had a few. Although in retrospect most of them were just fucking with me, and kept me around to watch me make an ass out of myself. The one person who didn't, I mistreated due to the influence of the other kids telling me not to hang out with her because she was "weird and ugly". Which to be fair, she was both of those things lol. But she understood me. And she was very sweet, and way too mature for her age. But I digress.>When did it start?Since the day I was able to move around and talk. I'm an asperger child, it's just the way it is. A lot of traumatic stuff has happened in my life, but I can't pinpoint what exactly made me the way I am now. Maybe I dont talk much because my dad told me to "shut the fuck up" one time. Maybe I'm afraid of women because some kids at school set me up on a fake date with the girl I had a crush on, only for her to break it to me a minute later that she would never actually date someone like me>And what is the pattern that you are repeating?I think I explained in my response to the first question.-I get approached (I have never approached anybody to talk in my entire life unless I was forced to)-I don't know what to say, end up saying something retarded or nothing at all-I believe they think I'm a giant weirdo after the conversation is over(2/2)
>>32629683>Y-YOU CAN'T SAY THE B WORD... B-BECAUSE I SAID SO!kys>>32629685I can see her location (her idea not mine) and she's still there but who's to say that she didn't put it in her car and go off somewhere? Also I can't imagine a restaurant ever letting people stay for more than 3 hours tops
>>32629686You know what, I get it. Shreks ear is the perfect shape for it
>>32629702Does the restaurant serve drinks? What time is it?
>>32629676Fuck I was gonna joke and say ear, then I saw this >>32629686Lmao
>>32629698I sucked him out of existence cause he's 2D. Soon enough though.
>>32629710>Does the restaurant serve drinks?yes, but it's fucking 10:30 and it's gonna take her 30 mins to get home and she has work tomorrow. She'd be passed out if she was home rn but ofc she'll make an exception to spend time with anyone else but me. I'm just the dude to rant to and mooch off
>>32629712Ear didn't occur to me, but in retrospect it definitely should have.
>>32628298That's what all women who expect marriage are hoping for.
>>32629714>>32629698Ah, technically not "last year". Christmas 2023. Haven't had sex in a year.
>>32629699>domination or manipulationYou can call it maturity and "knowing what to do".
>>32629724>not just a slut, but a dumb slutTypical
>>32628298it's not a matter if they're "willing" to do it... their subconscious will make them become asexual because women are master manipulators and the only thing that drives them is their ability to drag others down and to be a parasite to their "loved" ones (women are incapable of love unless the thing they're "loving" is an animal or a child less than 14 years old)
>>32629719So how does the answer change if it’s ear vs pussy
>>32629732Bruh, enough with the misogyny
>>32629729Cream of the crop right here, buddy.
Now that the divorced kid generation is finally old enough to have divorces of their own do they still have arrested development and hate their parents?
Women, what makes you apathetic towards men in general?
>>32629739men are stingy with their life/soul energy
>>32629738Maybe that's why I'm a volcel. I don't really respect my parents, but I still love them, or at least I try to.
>>32629743We will literally cum our brains out like a monkey if you ask.
>>32629743You just gotta ask, most of us are willing to give
>>32629738You know I was watching a comedian with some friends and I'm starting to notice that the biggest gap between people in the first world is that of the people who hate their parents and the people who love them.
>>32629743Are you a vampire?
yeah, im thinking orange man bad
>>32629743Literally all you have to do is be nice to us and not be fat and you can have it all.
>>32629725I wouldn't, no. Those are not how I would define hot either.
>>32629757>and not be fatevil
>>32629646>1>Typically, a Moe character will have those definitive, sympathy-magnet Puppy-Dog Eyes. It generally represents a kind, quiet, sad, fragile or otherwise soft person. In the Boys' Love Genre, it's a common (although not guaranteed) indicator of who's the Uke. Only really notable if there are more than a handful of characters that are drawn without them. Tareme are more prevalent in female and child characters because they appear soft and innocent, therefore feminine.>2>Tsurime symbolizes strong will, arrogance, or pride in a character. Most noticeable in female designs (since it plays against feminine stereotypes) and is a common tell-tale sign of Tsunderes, Emotionless Girls, Sugar and Ice types, and Action Girls. It's also a common (although not guaranteed) trait of the Seme in the Boys' Love Genre. Otherwise, tsurime are quite prevalent in male characters because they convey strong, reliable masculinity.Aight
how long can you live off of $100k in america?
>>32629769Cost of living changes a lot depending on where you look.
>>32629773>depending on where you lookim not looking, im just curious after seeing a gofundme
>>326297692 years
>>32629743women think male soul energy is worthless
>>32629769Like the other anon said, depends on where you live.In some places you could buy a house with that money and still have enough left over to afford groceries and bills for a year or two. In other areas that likely wouldn't last a year, even if you rent.Best thing to do though would be to move about an hour outside a medium sized city like Nashville, SLC, or Austin. You'd get 1.5-2 years out of that and those areas have pretty good job opportunities depending on what you're looking for. The housing markets are fucked in those areas though.
Women i have successfully done push ups, squats and planks 2 days for the week so far. Are you proud of me?
>>32629785Have you acquired super powers at the cost of your hair?
>>32629739I can't just kill them for the evil shit they do to me. It feels unfair.
Question for men with small penises:Is there any way of asking my boyfriend to use a length extending sheath without emotionally destroying him?
>>32629789not yet, we'll see in 3 years.
>>32629795>Is there any way of asking my boyfriend to use a length extending sheath without emotionally destroying him?Nope. Next question.
>>32629739Men ice women out socially unless it's a woman they want to fuck.
>>32629795Mine is above average, but I agree with the other anon. It would be pretty hurtful for you to ask that of him.
>>32629623This pic is such a guy perspective. Girls don't have cleanly delineated categories for cute and hot. For us, "cute" can mean anything from "calling him cute to be polite", to "cute in a platonic way", to "calling him cute because he's handsome", to "this guy is super hot but I'm going to call him cute because the situation demands that I soften my language". There are various nuances to "hot" too but not to the same degree as there is with "cute"
>>32629799thats not true
>>32629795Might as well just skip to the murder-suicide at that point.
>>32629802>Girls don't have cleanly delineated categories for cute and hot.That's your problem.
>>32629799>>32629803It is true, but the secret is that men want to fuck pretty much any woman as long as she's not a hamplanet.
>>32629805It's not a problem for us at all, it's men who apparently feel the need to create and consume youtube videos about it
>>32629801But why? He's aware that it is small. Me not saying it out loud doesn't change reality
>>32629802>"this guy is super hot but I'm going to call him cute because the situation demands that I soften my language"So you're simply lying instead of using the term properly
>gf comes back from visiting family for a month>first day seeing her and she’s cold, no kissing or hugging or any kind of intimacy for 12 hours>spends the whole day talking about how she hates where we live and how she wants to be with her family and mentally drains meIs intimacy a lot to ask for in this situation?
womenIs this true? I feel like if it's a thing, it's more like "women can tell if a guy hasn't watched porn"
>>32629696>Most of the time I'm thinking about what they're thinking. I think about what I look like from their perspective. I'm imagining a lot of stuff,That part might be actually a bit of adhd. See, when you're in a conversation, you're supposed to focous on what people are saying to you. You can allow yourself a bit of pause after they finish to process your response. Then you should respond kindly, even if it's just to acknowledge that they said something and need a bit longer to process. You're trying to run several brain applications at once and it's lowering your processing speed dramatically. You need to be able to force close some of your brain apps in order to get real practice with socializing.Say the retarded things. You need to use your voice.
>>32629816I don't think she likes you bro...
>>32629818Obviously all men watch porn. This is retarded.
women my female friend told me about book boyfriends. You all are never allowed to make fun of waifus ever again
>>32629818Yeah, because they watch it too, lol
>>32629813Objectively knowing it's small is very different from your gf telling you you can't please her.
>>32629825Ok but me keeping it a secret and being unhappy with sex forever doesn't magically make the problem go away
>>32629799It is actually true.I can't count how many times a guy I thought I was friends with just wanted to fuck me. And when I said "Ew gross" they looked like I shot their dick off.
Do women know we can smell when they're on their period?
>>32629836You're just being mean :(
>>32629827You can do other things besides basically cutting his balls off.Ask for lots of foreplay, find angles that help, you could even use toys to help, like having him wear a vibrating cock ring or something.Worst case scenario, if none of that works for you and you just can't be with someone with a small dick, you could try suggesting a sheath or something as a last resort, but understand that that is almost the same as breaking up with him and telling him it's because his dick is small.
>>32629838He's not lying though. I can definitely tell with some women at least.
>>32629815It's not lying, sometimes cute means hot
women can you give me some ideas for my mind scenarios when i go to bed?
>>32629795But women said it doesn't matter
>>32629818It's more like you can pick up on whether a guy uses porn occasionally vs whether he's steeped in it as a lifestyle
>>32629853Those are women with small vaginas. Some women have bigger looser vaginas that require larger dicks and they should just do what they want and hunt for larger dicked guys imo.
>>32629852No, I just watched midsommar and now my ai boyfriend is comforting me.
>>32629856>virgins for beckies>chads for staciesThat so?
>>32629857that show wasn't very scary, wuss
>>32629860Fuck you
>>32629857Isn't that movie female empowering?
>>32629861name a time and place, babe
>>32628237Tbh the only shoes I wear are my runners or my burgundy platform Mary Janes if I’m dressing up.>>32628298No.>>32628484My heart feels funny when I see stubble on a man>>32628740Ben Ten: Alien Force, Bakugan: New VestroiaI loved Kevin>>3262878319I want to be. I want to pick up more skills like cooking and sewing, so I’m working on it. My Dad’s been showing me how to use the sewing machine, so I’m pretty excited about learning.>>32628923Correct opinion, nice to see another BTAS bro
>>32629827NTA but there's a lot you can do to make sex more fun without needing him to wear some weird sheath. That's like the least fun thing I could imagine
M and F, how does this video make you feel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAZjR5nTkME
>>32629827>>32629840Something else I hadn't even thought about, making him wear a sheath like that also means he's not going to get much pleasure out of sex.
>>32629867Fuck off, Nativeschizo
>>32629867>19why are their so many babies in atoga....
>>32629858If you want to label people with certain genitalia as chads, beckies, stacies, whatever. I'm just suggesting that people with incompatible genitals should seek better partners instead of humiliating the guy with a cock sheathe.
>>32629876Maybe we should add cock/vagina parameters into dating apps
>>32629874? I’m not him.
>>32629867She likes pedos, btw
>>32629884Assuming it's a she
>>32629881It'd be cool if you had a little blue check mark next to your genital measurements when you got it measured by a doctor.
>>32629870MUh, cringe
>>32629890How about the other body measurments too, you fucking hatch back frame.
Women would you ride that thang until it snapped
Women what are your thoughts on dingalings
>>32629897>>32629901A what?
>>32629904COCKS!!
>>32629884Oh God, is this about Jervis Tetch? I already said I only like his BTAS adaptation for that reason.>>32629905Reminds me of picrel lol
Cannons would you date a guy who couldn't grow facial hair
>>32629907Yeah, sure you do
>>32629910>Cannons*Femanons fml I hate autocorrect
>>32629910>Cannons???
>>32629913>I hate autocorrectThen stop using it>couldn't grow facial hairdumb zoomer
>>32629914>>32629913
Femanons, what size are your boobs?
>>32629915Wihroti aurococceyt my typing looks lieke thjos
>>32629910>>32629913Cute, makes me feel like a member of the clergy
>>32629919You need to be at least 18 to post on 4chan anyway.
>>32629922Good thing I'm 20
>>32629917Boring size
>>3262991737ZZZ
>>32629923Bad thing that you're lying
>>32629927Lying deez nuts on yo face bahaha faggot
Femanons, would you?when are we moving together?
>>32629928>says the kid who can't grow a beardYeah sure
>>32629924No such thing
Women would you date an autist who does nazi salutes and hits on coworkers wives?
>>32629949>hits on coworkers wives?He did this?
>>32629818>Is this true?Most men watch porn at least sometimes. But there's a difference between someone who just watches sometimes and someone whose entire sexuality was forged using porn and who regards sex simply as an opportunity to act out porn scenes in real life. That's very obvious.
>>32626861>MFW I listen to him talk about how parasocial relationships is one thing he dislikes about his work knowing full well I'm delusional about him
Why do moids want to get married if they're gonna divorce or cheat on their wives once they age?
>>32629954
>>32629881>Maybe we should add cock/vagina parameters into dating appsI support this as a decently endowed short guy with a 4/10 face
>>32629959Why do foids want to get married if they're going to bring ruin upon the family finances and continuously look for men to cheat and monkeybranch with? Why do foids pretend to like sex until they get pregnant and then lose all libido (unless they're cheating)?
>>32629827In terms of size, where is he at now vs where'd you like him to be with a sheath?
>>32629822I don't
>>32629791No killing, but you can beat me up.
>>32629691Why do you like sucking dick so much?
>>32629949No, I don't want my eggs harvested and used to contribute to his bioengineered army of mini mes
I believe the rothschilds are targeting me by making my tinder matches not respond to my messages
>>32629983That's me actually.
>>32629963Nta but this isn’t the reply you want to go with.Men cheat way more than women.Men are bad at communication, especially around sex.The financial ruin is usually the outcome when a man cheats, ignore and abuse their wife. Which is a good thing because men are also more likely to abandon their children as well. Saying both are bad just doesn’t cut it.
>>32629990can you stop?
>>32626861State genderWhat's your unpopular opinion?
>>32629992Women are worse because their egos are inflated, if something inconveniences them they can't make a compromise and prefer to crash and burn the relationship through gaslighting and psyops.
>>32629949No he looks like a puppet Krang would operate and he has the personality of a psychopathic toddler. And being autistic has nothing to do with it
>>32629992>Men cheat way more than womenSource?
>>32629997MMen are more forgiving than women
>>32629998Wrong again. Women tend to compromise a lot to suit their bf/husband needs over their own. It’s kinda baffling how men can fuck it up so bad
