>>80129393
I hate you faggot didn't you read what I said? Now Brazilian bot will be free to shit up another thread instead of letting the dust settle and smoke clears. Death!

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>>80129393
tfw no couch to be on with the bf

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>>80129443
can you lay on top of me until my blood stream is shortened
>>80129441
Just ignore him, lol.

>>80129443
which one is aether? Sleeping on a couch together doesn't seem fun, I'd be scared of falling off.

where the sugar daddies who are sexually attracted to average looking at best pathetic losers at?

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>>80129466
the one on top was aether there, can tell because of the star on the other's neck

If you have a boy on your lap how do you hide the boner? Would you be upset if your bf popped one while you were trying to be wholesome?

>>80129491
what do you need money for?

>>80129393
gay and non canon pair

expect me to either gorge my fat face with pizza tommrow or to not eat at all I'll be so upset. I just hope it's not advanced cancer and I still have some time with her to treat and spoil her.

>>80129491
Everywhere. Fags have no standards and love spending money because they're rich and successful. Try Twitter
>>80129504
>boy
>not bf
No boner, just a kick or a punch
>Would you be upset if your bf popped one while you were trying to be wholesome?
No. I wish I wouldn't tease him about it and ignored it but I'm a brat and I can't help it

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My Jolly Rancher fell in the toilet. I want to die. I want to fucking die. This is the worst moment of my life. My Jolly Rancher fell in the toilet. Holy shit. There is literally nothing good in the world.

>>80129771
looks like the wrong flavor anyways

>posting pics of your nasty ass toilet just to show a jolly rancher.

gross, it's just a piece of candy get another for ffs.

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In October of 2016, 4th issue of new rebirth series batman (2016) a fat black women says this to batman "ever since you arrived Gotham has been on fire. This is AMERICA. We don't stand idly by while our cities burn." Starting in late may of 2020 AMERICA stood idly by while their cities burned to the ground because one black person died.

>>80129810
You don't get it and I don't think you ever will.
>>80129812
I can't. I live in a country that doesn't sell Jolly Ranchers. This was imported. That's why I need to kill myself now.

what kind country doesn't have those? Seriously any hard candy should do.

>>80129894
The often illegalized chemicals found in Jolly Ranchers prevent them from being sold in a lot of places. I can't just get any other hard candy because said chemicals are what make them special. My life is ruined

>can't hold a candy in his mouth when looking down into the toilet for some reason

I bet you'd spit out cum too.

>>80129956
It fell as I was opening it, that's why it's completely whole in the picture. It never even reached me

>>80129980
why you opening candy in the bathroom? You want shit and piss particles in your mouth?

>>80129987
There's probably more shit and piss particles on a public bus than in my bathroom, it's not that gross

Why are you passive aggressively replying to anon?

>>80129999
There is too much yellow in that pic

>>80130011
That's because I peed. It's not like it fell into the toilet and then I ate it

what happened to the bots

In what world is that a nasty toilet if I actually cared enough I'd post my toilet tomshow you what a really nasty one looks like and I don't understand why it gets that way so I blame the high levels of calcium in the water and the fact that there's 4 inches of water. One of these days I'm going to Tinker with it and make it so that there's more water when I flush I don't pay for water it's included in the rent and I hate the landlords so enjoy paying more per flush losers sometimes when I'm pissed at them I even just let all faucets drip while I'm out

>>80129881
imagine eating imported candy and not having the decency to enjoy it somewhere besides on your toilet

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>tfw boyfriend blew out my back and beat my balls because I was a "catty faggot" online

>>80129590
Uh excuse me, sir, but fags do have standards, otherwise you would all have boyfriends

>>80130110
>why it gets that way
You never cleaned it, so all the grime and grease created a biofilm

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>>80129393
i love shuake.... my favorite doomed rivals (gay)

if that toilet is dirty I hope no one ever sees mine... I need to clean it more but the job is so nasty.

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>>80131022
Who's the top and bottom?

So would you date a boy who was formerly a slut?

absolutely not he must be as pure as untouched snow.

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>>80131058
Akira bottoms because he's a huge masochist, Akechi tops because he's more of a nasty physical beast (but he also can't handle actual intimacy and it gets really awkward the first few times, like that one meme with "never kissed anyone ever" x "expecting tongue")

does this actually happen in the animes or is this just fujo fanfic?