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Why and how did so many internet people troon out at around the same time?
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because discord and breakcore happened to get popular at the same time during the corona virus
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they were weak minded and got meme'd
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>>84952722
Side-effects of autism, which of course is an extraterrestrially-engineered nanophage, with the ultimate purpose of converting human minds into efficient logical units which can be implanted and slaved in clusters in what amount to human brain "server farms", which they will use to operate a newly designed armada of autonomous deep space exploration and surveillance vessels after they yank them from our braincases.

Source: just trust me bro

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would a femanon ever let me jerk off to her dms with other guys? i like the contrast between you being friendly and formal with me but really slutty with others
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>>84952546
no!! you can't do that!! absorb that cum back into your dick this instant
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>>84951540
I want the same thing. Why did god make us cucks
>>84952422
This would also be really nice
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not op but somebody add me i am depressed and suicidal
tag is worldclassgoy
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i always have to remember how 2 faced foids are. they are formal and asexual around me, even acting grossed out and offended by anything sexual, but with chad they turn into porn star whores, a side i never get to see. your idea of getting to at least observe that side is intriguing OP and i think it should be made an option for beta incels, we should at least get to be spectators.
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>>84952733
the dichotomy of them being grossed out by me but slobbering all over some other guy's dick pics drives me wild

I have to mow the lawn but first I will drink a cup of coffee, what am I a slave nigger that just needs a good whippin'?

Zen culture spreading to the west is good, I hope it reaches a point where we have our Buddha statues next to our Jesuses.
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Yes I feel better than when I was young even, things are less negative.
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>>84951171
>MARADADS, WHY DOES OUR GAME KEEP FAILING?
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>>84952384
it's just a meme to hate it anon you can stop now we're not on /v/ anymore
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took my night time med time to wind down
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>>84952384
game is kino. KYS fag.

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Must be that "personality". They got it and you don't.
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>>84952640
>because it's hard to leave abusive men BECAUSE THEY ARE ABUSIVE THEY 1DONT LET YOU LEAVE
Okay bro
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>>84952640
lmao triggered, it's not and you chose them in the first place. you missed the point.
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>>84952640
Really isn't at all for a foid.
You guys have access to like 800,000 different social circles.
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>>84952622
Men are supposed to be dominant, aggressive, possessive and controlling. Of course when they start hitting, they are taking it too far. But they are still men who tend to have a lot going for them

Contrast them with the "nice guys" who honestly usually just choose to be peaceful because they are too weak to hit anyone and get away with it. You don't get credit for choosing peace when you have no claws to begin with.
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>>84952640
strange how allergic foids are to taking accountability. even when I was a teenager I understood that if I put myself in a bad situation or did something stupid, whether it was intentional or not, it's my fault because we're all responsible for our own decisions.

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I don't think anything is ever going to change
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You could change it yourself, why would you expect someone to change it for you
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>>84952623
Nothing in this universe remains the same forever; nothing is static. No matter how minute, change is always taking place. Reaching a certain point, a quantitative change leads to a qualitative change, and quantitative change is always happening in a system that is in perpetual flux.

Consider how your life was exactly 1 year ago. Remember every lurid detail. Is it not, in some respects, different now?
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>>84952623
how so
what do you want to change
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Everything changes every day OP, but I know what you mean. Something specific you're hoping for? Assuming you aren'lt very very old, you're probably going to live to see many big changes in the world, good bad and indifferent, times now are much less static than they were from 1990-2020, or 1950-1990

In terms of your life, I dont know enough to speak to but even if you find you don't fit in well to the way things are now, maybe the world is going to change in a way that changes that, and you just have to get ready for that. Unfortunately it might be more likely that you have to change yourself in some way to fit the world better, but fortuneately that's probably not as hard as you think. Please try to get whatever's beating you up out there.
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brother you could change your whole life in 6 months so stop complaining that nothing is going to change and start doing anything productive

why aren't you telling women that onlyfans isn't empowering?
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>>84952313
because they know its not. You all know a girl that's talked about how she's going to start one and make it big. Then when they do it they never mentioned it again after a month.

or they're taking a break.

OF is a reality punch in the face for some of these foids. They realize in their small lil niche corner of the world they are an indian 10 but a california 3 everywhere else.

They just dont warn anyone who will listen until after they hit the wall.
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>>84952313
it doesn't matter if it's empowering or not
men will still give you money

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I love you, you are the only man I ever loved. You said you still love me so please come back. Even when you were mad at me and not the nicest I still loved you.l am laying in bed I am too depressed to do anything without you. I am sorry for being an annoying autist. I want to make you happy because you make me happy even when you are upset. Ireally love you
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My nose is really irritated due to my dirty place but I am too depressed to clean
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>>84949846
What the fuck does this mean? Oregano
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I love you I love you I am still crying
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I cant sleep my nose hurts
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Looks like SOMEONE's gonna have to find another minor to diddle

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the day has come where r9k is just baiters and no one to bait :(

picrelated it's my girlfriend's waist, but her fat ass still doesn't want to go on a cum only diet, what can I do to convince her?
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>>84952352
brown girls are funner
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>>84952367
is she Moroccan? I think I know her
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>>84952496
damn how'd you guess?
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>>84952334
>>84952367
no she looks disgusting
you can see her hipbones it's vile
auschwitz bitch
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OP is unironically an annoying, fetal alcohol syndrome weirdo or something in order to turn out like this

Do you have any friends?

I don't, my last friend stole my $5000 camera and moved across the country
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no, I used to have some, but now I have none and I'm pretty at peace with it.
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>>84951528
I have one who I met in school, I only talk to him online now though. Last time I seen him IRL was over 15 years ago.
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>>84951528
Nope, don't need em desu

I've been alone for so long I no longer require a friend(s)
I just need a gf to fuck every now and then
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>>84951528
Nope, its a scam economy. Only way to keep your peace is to either betray people first or just not engage. Friends are just parasites and betrayals waiting to happen
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>>84951528
yes but i never talk to them

things are going to be okay (moving from passive to active)

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The iver was very high. Where a, I going to go? Who knows, unos, laugh out fun.
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Well guess what? It don't matter because we're BACK BABY! We got a spooot! Whooo! A Zack attack with the back-ack-pack, I WIN AGAIN!/
I saw a giant big foot or bear print here.

I'm so sad
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>>84952632
just swim across
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSCngCsAgsU
Remember playing Fusion Frenzy, and Halo, and WoW, and Smash Brothers with other people? wow. Imagine a world like that. Even sadder is the idea of growing up today and thinking internet friends are real and focusing on that.

Anyways I got videos downloaded to watch, IDIOTS! Me and my goth lolita wife.

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i want to make another blood tribute like this but my printer is broken
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>>84952425
This cant be real you cant be that schizo
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>>84952454
you are giving the intended response to their attention seeking ("taking the bait"
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>>84952489
Sorry too autistic for this board, aborting mission
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>>84952425
Surely this pooner would be frightened by your behavior
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i just wish he would post again

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I am very proud of my ps3 and DS collection. I still have to buy many more games but I am happy.

Tell me something you are proud of.
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>>84952057
I've always wanted to try learning old analog synths but alas, no money sigh
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>>84951576
Meanwhile Chad Thundercock is fertilizing the holes (yes all of them) of 15 foids every weekend
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>>84952111
1.) Acquire a firearm. Doesn't have to be loaded.
2.) Meet up with sellers of analog synths on eBay in public but remote locations.
3.) Present aforementioned firearm to seller.
4.) ???
5.) Return home with firearm, free synthesizer, and a complimentary wallet.
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The string >>84952161 occurs at position 15083979 in Pi. This string occurs 3 times in the first 200M digits of Pi,
counting from the first digit after the decimal point. The "3." is not counted.
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>>84952006
thanks!
it took me like a month (I was playing other stuff as well) to beat, it took me way longer than beating the first gradius (that one took me 4 days)since gradius 2 has so many variables like enemies behaving differently depending on how many power ups you have and stuff like that.

also I tried einhander last year, didn't like it as much but I want to give it another try one day, I was also distracted by some other stuff last year so I had to stop playing it.

oh and I suck at fighting games too, I have no interest in getting good at them since that requires playing with other people, I liked unusual fighting games like the naruto games, the fist of the north star fighting game was cool

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Thoughts on Europe entering the era of queens?
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the european so-called 'nobility' and 'elites' have stagnated and become rotten in the post war peacetime and no longer have the right to bear those titles, in my opinion
your average white chud on 4chan is more qualified to be european nobility than these 'people'

If europe survives this current era, these people will eventually be ousted french revolution style and replaced with warrior-class nobility, which closer matches historical european upper classes
in the medieval times, and even until the end of ww2 european leaders were heavily involved in warfare, lords would command their own armies and frequently engage in battle personally, this is why europe was so dominant in conquering the world; their leaders WERE warriors, not faggy politicians and jews
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>>84949659

FPBP

Nothing good can come of this. The continent will become gayer and more retarded.
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>>84949659
Women are capable rulers and leaders.
t.feminist
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>>84949580
Who the fuck cares about European royalty
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IF ALL OF THE KINGS HAD THEIR QUEENS ON THE THRONE WE WOULD POP CHAMPAGNE AND RAISE A TOAST

Indian Mens ideal type?


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