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After several years of dead marriage, my wife and I separated.
Her boyfriend is a literal neckbeard NEET.
Is this as bad as it gets?
(I'm an autist who looks normal enough, just don't be autistic bro is true.)

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Romantic, Old-Fashioned Gentlemoids of /r9k/

Do you exist?

If so, what qualities do you like in a woman?
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>>79686057
>smart
>mentally mature
>calm
>passionate about something
>draws, writes, or does something artistic
>is unique
It's a killer combo for me every time.
Every single damn time.
Every time, she is like a forget-me-not in a sea of red roses.
Yet I cannot for the life of me flirt or romantically talk to her in any way, nor can I reciprocate it.
Ah well.
Fantasizing never changes anything.
Life carries on anyways.
Maybe I'll be luckier in my next life.
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>>79687018
Sure anon.

Feel free to add my discord throwaway: oh.lurid
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>>79687056
All of those qualities are top notch wife material. I hope you find the one you're looking for Anon.
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>>79686057
I honestly don't know. I am Romantic, but I am drawn to extremes. I like the soft tenderness and idealisation of long glances and unspoken periods, but I also abhor all the touchy-feely weakness. I want both a polite lady, and a bitch with a mean streak in one. Less so referring to crass behaviour, and moreso thinking of it as a sort of steadfast and strong personality, a pillar with values, so to speak. I like a woman with a bit of a mean and manipulative streak. I just need to be absolutely certain that there is complete trust and devotion between the two of us. But everything else can burn.

Honestly, what I've come to realise is that I am more like women than men. I want my Vampire Countess gf like women want their CEO Vampire husband. I cannot find a balance within myself and I am always at the mercy of my moods. The only equilibrium I find is between extreme positions.
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>>79686057
the "gentlemen", "nice mannered people of old" etc.. Are all records of a specific of a specific class we call the bourgeoisie.
This idealized version of the past, often influenced by films that represent these couples fail to understand that these images were meant to ascertain at the time the domination of a specific model for sociey, for the bourgeoisie to appear legitimate.

I originally came here when /b/ became 99.9% porn and bait. Now it's clearly headed towards the same direction.
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>>79687453
When moot didn't delete /pol/
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>>79687471
Every board is /pol/, every thread is racist or bigoted.
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>>79687902
Subhuman nigger detected.
Being racist is the naturally intelligent response once you just observe how these niggas behave.
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>>79687473
That's good to hear, that means that for almost 9 years now you've been replying to posts like this one and you've been giving the same answer
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>>79687907
When this thread is archived your short-attention span will prevent you from remembering much of this thread, let alone the next one. You're the subhuman.

my dick ain't big enough, mtn dew zero for water, and sleep deprivation
google, let's game
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ika was an existence first
she fell in love with kam
???
doesn't happen
???
she was gonna give him what he always wanted
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the pit is pretty bad but this has more to do with the fact this "man" ended their family's bloodline in horrific and brutal fashion for pussy points
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>>79688171
>and you're okay with this?
this is the game~
why make money
why make anything
get pussy
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it is no different than a conquest of the old days
not at all
this was completely legal and fine
but, again, all this
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>>79688145
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we never gave a fuck
what we did give a fuck about was the fact it hit the entire network
it fucked the entire ship
and that ain't kam's fault lmao
not at all.

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Ill never have a japanese childhood. ill never have japanese school. ill never have a japanese teenage love. ill never have a japanese life.
I could go to japan but ill always just be a tourist a nuisance ill never be embraced or accepted just tolerated theres no amount of learning or politeness that i can do to change their minds iwnbaj.
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>Gen Aoomers have never heard the word "Weeaboo" before
Sad!

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i love being a submissive little boy, i want mommy to jerk me off from behind
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>>79687387
>Nursing handjob
Best position. Absolutely sublime.

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/poeg/ (now /poe2g/) has been the fastest thread on /vg/ for a couple of days due to hype for path of exile 2. Now it's out and it's kind of awful. Lots of melties. Funny stuff
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/trashap/ has a dude doxing a 4chan mod, he made 9 identical posts regarding it.
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>>79687068
It's not even a mod, it's ##Developer (supposedly). No idea why anyone would have a problem with that guy.
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Are you ready kids?
Aye-aye captain.
I can't hear you...
Aye-aye captain! Ohhhhhh!
Who lives at 966 Ponderosa Ave in Sunnyvale CA?
MrVacBob!
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>>79687458
>No idea why anyone would have a problem with that guy.
He implemented mp4 support, but only without sound.
Truly a valid reason for mentally ill schizos to dox him.

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would you fuck a tranny like that? what do you guys think
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>>79685993
Who is the faggot?
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>>79685993
Why is his dick brown?
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>>79685993
>would you fuck a tranny like that?
Only because of the absolute state of modern women. That's the primary driving factor in the rise of prison gay.
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>>79685993
That slid in far too easily.

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>WIKIPEDIA STILL CAN'T BE SOLD
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>>79687510
They value themselves on neutrality and objectivity. False advertising.
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>>79687498
As long as you don't use it for info on current events (past 30 years) or trannies and you have a decent bullshit filter, it's still a good resource.
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>>79687498
Protip: scroll down to the page's sources then click on those links. That way you can see firsthand what they're talking about and decide for yourself how biased the Wikipedia writers were.
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>>79687481
buy an ad jim
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>>79687522
This affects some of the biology and anatomy pages unfortunately.

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Why aren't you snatchmaxxing?
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>>79687133
i'm not watching Shen Yun
I will never watch Shen Yun
if you are all Shen Yun fans, I'm outta here
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This is what happens when you mass flood countries with immigrants. Thank God Kamala lost.
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>>79687133
LOL
Must be the reincarnation of Genghis Khan

Idk things would be better if we stopped pretending women are any better than objects.
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>>79687479
That's a native New Yorker
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>>79687526
That's clearly Ali G

>be me
>3am, can't sleep
>open r9k cuz bored
>click catalog
>le massive porn spam
Die die die die die die die
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>be me
>5am, can't sleep
>open r9k cuz bored
>click catalog
>see beebee thread
Die die die die die die die
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>>79687349
you don't like porn?
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>>79687357
Grrrrrrr how dare you
>>79687358
This pudding woman disgusts me
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>>79687349
I think this is the most upsetting out of all the Safdie bros' stuff. Just thinking about it makes me want to take a shower and go to confession.
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>>79687349
Goodnight anon, its only 10 here but I'm sleepy

The day started out on a rough foot, I was woken up to diarrhea flowing out of my ass, I sleep naked, and now there's droplets of shit on my blankets, I hoddled all the way to the bathroom and got shit all over the toilet seat after sitting down, it smells really bad r9k
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>>79687826
Been there, found out I had celiac.
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>>79687826
hello fellow midwest fag

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Another year going to the Christmas fair they do every holiday season here and seeing that I'm the only guy there without a girlfriend or friend group to spend time with.
It's fucking great man... I love Christmas... I love seeing all the happy couples embrace each other in the cold with locked arms and being affectionate. And then there's me, alone always.

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why does this shit ask for a face scan?
i was going in with low expectations but bruuuuh
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>>79686425
It's an app made for hooking up with people and they can't even figure out how to verify everyone's identity to make it safe for everyone to use. I'd never give any site like this my data but if you're already doing that you'd want ID verification requirement
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>>79687631
its an app designed to get as many men to feel bad about themselves to the point where they buy their subscription service just for a chance for some mid pussy
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>>79687647
what's the subscription service do compared to the default?
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>>79687311
They actually get rid of the bots? I gave up on all dating apps because every single one was filled with just whores advertising their only fans and scam bots.
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I have never seen a vegene IRL

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I'm not really feeling it tonight, but for some reason I just cant sleep. Maybe I'll put on some family guy in the background.
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>>79687802
AWOOGA AWOOGA BIG BOOBA ME LIKEY BUT G BOOBA ANDJEJXN


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