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millenials started based and full of energy. now they're cucked, anti-fun, and their language is indistinguishable from that of faggots.

how did that happen and will it happen to gen-z too?

>b-but gen-z is gay!
you haven't opened tiktok, have you? 4chan is politically correct compared to tiktok. they're openly telling women to shut up, being racist, antisemitic, and using 4chan linguo 10x more than 4chan itself
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>30 year old simpsons episode
time is a flat circle
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>>85294556
we had a recession or war every other year since 911. Zoomers have no idea what 911 even was. They probably think it's a car or the cops.
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>>85295298
>Zoomers have no idea what 911 even was.
the oldest zoomers are nearing 30
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>their language is indistinguishable from that of faggots

explain
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>>85294489
a lot of anti-fun comes from zoomers. Anti-sex stuff has some millenial foids in it, but it's mostly zoomers now, including sanctimonious genZ males mumbling something about pedophiles
>muh tiktok
I see what genZ does on X. Mostly hysteria against anime for having tits or the like.

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>wake up
>tfw no girl liver to pair with this chianti

can i find a lovely fembot to do this for me. khhv.... fantasizing about my vore wife everyday.. i just want to return to womb that all femoids have denied me
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>>85294127
>tfw no cute nerdy pudgy gf to swallow and digest me, turning me into nutrients for her body

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Saw it two weeks ago
The dude was basically getting raped
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>>85293734
ill try to save the thread
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>>85294670
Lexxxi Luxe was awesome, but she hit the wall HARD!
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>>85295142
Mandy Majestic too!
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>>85293714
did she eat him later?
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>>85293734
Hard disagree. 4chan should lean into new tech and have fun with it. We didn't shy away from Photoshop and Flash, this is no different just 25 years of technological improvements later.

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i cant fucking SLEEP its 4am i just want to sleep fuck this nigger bullshit I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU KIKE!!!!!!
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>>85294063
just hit the pen bro or drink some alcohol
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>>85294063
That sucks, I hate when that happens. Luckily I'm a NEET so it's not like this affects work or anything.
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Put the phone down and read a boring book.
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Where the fuck do you live that it's 4 AM? Mars or something?
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>>85294063
>racisms
>>>/pol/
is that way, bigot

Femanons, would you date a man that currently has soft shaved thighs ?
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>>85295157
No because I'm dating a man with hairy legs
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>>85295157
Why do you shave your legs?
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>>85295166
Idk i was having an episode, also except for my legs im not hairy in general so it bothers me a bit
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>>85295182
Sorry you were having an episode. If it was a woman who didn't know you (and maybe some that do) they may think it's a bit faggy and question your reasonings. But my boyfriend shaves his legs sometimes; at first I thought it was faggy and questioned his reasoning, but after he spoke about it, and said it was because of sensory issues or like having an episode and feeling unclean, it's like suddenly not faggy anymore and I prefer him with leg hair, but I don't mind it when he shaves.
So to answer your question, it depends. Probably wear jeans until you're willing to explain

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This is what my girlfriend would look like in a perfect world.
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>>85295194
floofy tail uwu
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>>85295194
her armpits look quite sweaty...
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are you male? are you bi? yes you are. so go to lgbt with this gay furry shit

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Saturday night vocaroo thread, post your byootiful voices
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https://voca.ro/1ekGqL8n8bny
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>>85293857
https://voca.ro/1n2G0VG0lBtD
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>>85293975
>We have to recruit some Alphys
https://voca.ro/1kjj8ZVYHFQL
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>>85294060
https://voca.ro/1buxZhIZ9RB9
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>>85294782
Look, a conversation!

>Your mbti type
>What would you do if you if you had one day left to live
>What would you do if you had one year left to live
>(Optional) What's one thing that keeps you going?
>(Optional) Do you feel safe?

Don't know your type? Find it today!

Favorite world: Do you prefer to focus on the outer world or on your own inner world? This is called Extraversion (E) or Introversion (I).

Information: Do you prefer to focus on the basic information you take in or do you prefer to interpret and add meaning? This is called Sensing (S) or Intuition (N).

Decisions: When making decisions, do you prefer to first look at logic and consistency or first look at the people and special circumstances? This is called Thinking (T) or Feeling (F).

Structure: In dealing with the outside world, do you prefer to get things decided or do you prefer to stay open to new information and options? This is called Judging (J) or Perceiving (P).

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[67] The esse in anima, then, is a psychological fact, and
the
only thing that needs ascertaining is whether it occurs but
once, often, or universally in human psychology. The datum
which is called "God" and is formulated as the "highest good"
signifies, as the term itself shows, the supreme psychic value.
In other words it is a concept upon which is conferred, or is
actually endowed with, the highest and most general
significance in determining our thoughts and actions. In the
language of analytical psychology, the God-concept coincides
with the particular ideational complex which, in accordance
with the foregoing definition, concentrates in itself the
maximum amount of libido, or psychic energy. Accordingly,
the actual God-concept is, psychologically, completely
different in different people, as experience testifies. Even as

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It was a not-so-subtle Freud burn
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>>85295079
>we perceive reality as a subjective image, but there is an actual reality out there, and our images are shaped by - but not perfectly identical to it.
But how does that fit into a realm between imagination and reality?


>>85295064
I never actually watched that show, but probably left because I don't want to wake up in the middle of the night thinking I'm sleeping next to a zombie. Also the longer I look at the forehead the more I'm like wtf is that an evil blue megamind dracula. Also the jewel looks like it would give you a graze or something or you'd have to worry about getting your clothes caught on it and accidentally giving her a big yank while you're just trying to walk past.

>>85295128
Sorry, my actual analysis brain goes off entirely when I see the word sex. he could literally have said "this is a Sigismund Fraud reference" and I still wouldn't have gotten it
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>>85295135
>But how does that fit into a realm between imagination and reality?
It's supposed to be a middle ground that's basically saying technically it's always imagination but we can make it more or less accurate to what's out there.
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>>85295152
Hmm, I'll have to brew on that one for a while. On the bright side we've finally made it through to Abe-lards attempt at conciliation! Wooo!

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my belly hurts
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>>85294530
I am a girl. :p
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>>85294531
>didn't deny it
based desu. why do you like teeth so much?
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>>85294537
I don't even know. There's just something very hot, interesting and cool about them.
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>>85294498
do the pooping
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Can I poo on you

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I would be fine with being mixed if I looked like pic related
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>>85293786
yeah, i've been around tons of mixed people and i've never heard any of them bring it up as a grievance
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>>85293770
Why do you want to look like a woman
Are you GAY
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>>85293791
Mixed women literally look disabled
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I feel mixed race people have a much flatter attractiveness curve. You see a good amount of really striking attractive ones, but also a lot of unfortunates
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>>85293770
she doesn't look like all that to me, maybe a 6 at best
>>85293786
people are retarded and shallow, most peoples opinions on racemixing boils down to whether they find mixed race people hot or not

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Name one thing you are good at.
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>>85294014
the amount of screentime i can give without having issues or pains
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>>85294014
Writing.

If I lived my real life now, I'd hurt a lot of people. It's because of my slave morality that I choose to restrain myself. But for the average person, it is indeed better for them to start living their real life right now. Slave morality is such a great burden to carry. I don't believe christ ever wanted us to have such a thing on our shoulders.
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>>85294014
>travel somewhere exotic alone for a few weeks
I can't you fucking retard. This is real life.
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>>85294014
masking
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>>85294014
Trolling 4chan into showing they're all bullshitters, liars, bluffers and cowards. (No offense OP.)

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where do i pour the liquid detergent here?
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>>85295091
Even though I'm a woman, I just can't do laundry, it's too scary. I have this irrational fear I'll ruin all the clothes somehow by shrinking them or mixing the wrong colors. I like folding it and I like doing everything else, but laundry, it's just terrifying. That image is the perfect example, it's scary and confusing, one thing could fuck it all up. I hope you figure it out and the other guy was right
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>>85295130
dude just put the clothes in the tumbler, put the detergent in the big compartment (flower sign is for fabric softener and the smaller detergent compartment is for the pre-wash which you dont need), pick a program and run it, then hang it to dry, its really not that hard, if you can load a dishwasher you can do laundry, its not that complicated
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>>85295099
dude it literally says SOFTENER right below HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER DONE A SINGLE CHORE IN YOUR LIFE WHAT IS THIS
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>>85295130
eh this one drawer is just really fucked up, usually there are symbols indicating where to put what (I = pre, II = detergent, flowey = softener) but this one doesnt.
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>>85295195
i do laundry all the time that compartment just looks like where i usually pour the detergent

Can any compassionate anons on here please please please recommend any good resources on suicide methods? Please. I am seriously considering ending my own life and I need legitimate resources on how to best do it. Please please anyone who is knowledgable about any resources for quick and easy methods to exit game?
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go to the ukraine war so you can die brutally blown up by a drone
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>>85293932
If you have the willpower to kill yourself, then you have more than enough willpower to live. If you have the ability to stop caring about life, you easily have the ability to stop caring about whatever it is that's making you want to die.
If nothing in life matters enough for you to keep going, then why are you in pain?
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>>85293932
I refuse to believe that someone can be dumb enough to not be able to figure this out on their own.
Furthermore, suggesting a method would be considered criminal in most states/countries around the world.

To add to that, truly suicidal people are already dead, anon. You are a breathing contradiction.
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>>85293932
stick head in front of oncoming train
easy and efficient, but it doesn't matter what method you choose, it won't be easy
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>>85294475
Why can't you just walk away from this relationship you found yourself in?

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On her hidden account, I find her doing those reposts of "Your voice is beautiful, your eyes, I'm so happy to have you"
Depressing, very depressing
I guess all the time meant nothing
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>>85294188
They don't always go
>hey, I'm a BPDemon
I almost married mine. Don't know what kind of hell that would've been
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>>85294378
Hey I didnt read that shit man Im happy for you
Or sorry to hear that
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>>85289850
i relate to her. my now ex boyfriend thought it was ok to hug back a woman whom he had helped find her cat. its funny because hes the one still crying a week later. rules were clear. no interactions with other women, let alone hugging a nasty prostitute trying to validate her stupid feelings. needles to say i already had sex with other men and texted him about it
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>>85294850
and just desu the sex wasnt even that great. i just wanted him to feel as bad as i felt when I saw her arms wrapped around a body that, until that moment, belonged to me
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>>85294850
Lmao I know this is supposed to be satire but women with BPD really do that shit.


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