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I went on my first date the other day (I'm 25), and I was called weird for doing this. She ghosted me, but at least I have my fantasies and such.

Here are some ambient tracks.
https://youtu.be/pRQBFGU5ukY
https://youtu.be/Ih9-P_Kunms
https://youtu.be/0ge_gcTmEL4
https://youtu.be/-Usa4ngHgiQ
https://youtu.be/oJ4g_nou4oY
https://youtu.be/ayJFU_i4IIA
https://youtu.be/lKrAtfnUZto
https://youtu.be/72ye1IMywrQ
https://youtu.be/UxA36oAqdW8
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she wasn't on your level
going to bookmark these for later, thanks anon
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>>77878098
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBY-70hvw2L2iZ3sK40ZYdD5ZPOKLZIT3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddhgn06v4C0
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>>77878098
thats dope thanks for sharing.
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>>77878098
She's the weird one for calling it weird. Here are my favorites:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGZ52q0eeOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBlDZpsrxKo
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>>77878098
It's called Maladaptive Daydreaming and it has high comorbidity with autism and childhood trauma.

Realistically speaking, there's nothing wrong with you. You are just a stifled creative person and a lazy sack who doesn't want to put in the effort to gain what you want out of life. Keep on dreaming if that's what gives you a temporary comfort, just remember that none of it is real and it's more productive to do literally anything else.

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It's kind of funny how Jude goes so far to troon out with regards to his physical appearance, yet he does absolutely nothing to try to make his voice sound more feminine. For people who actually fap to this faggot, how is his masculine British accent not a complete boner killer?
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>>77878812
She's been on HRT for much years
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>>77877019
I'd creampie that hank hill ass as another anon so eloquently put it.
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>>77878812
>peach
sexo sexo sexo SEXO
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>>77878812
>>77879092
I mean, if that's the result, then I say start pumping e into them as soon as they leave the womb.
God damn.
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>>77879125
i would rail the shit out of her

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Do women like to get called cute, get told you love her and things like that in the middle of sex?
Whatever I heard about sex it's rough stuff and while I gladly would fuck my girlfriend roughly I also would want to show her my love with words in between kisses or something like that
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>>77877767
me too. however i've never once been in a relationship before and as time goes on i'm starting to think that i will never experience that cosy warm loving feeling because society and especially gay culture has destroyed it. also, if a woman never wants you to show your passionate love for her in the middle of sex, she isn't worth being in a relationship with.
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>>77877767
stop pretending you will ever be a woman
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>>77877767
It depends on the woman but I do so there's probably other women that do too.
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>>77877767
Yes, I've had affectionate/loving sex, it's totally normal. Some women don't even like any rough stuff at all. Due to young people growing up with porn and due to BDSM culture sex has changed and you can easily get a very distorted view of it.

Become the man.
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i have no reason to leave the house anymore
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I ran out of fucks to give at 35
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>>77878951
>he is literally me!!1!
Pure onions. Kys bugman fag
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>>77878951
Im thinking im back.

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Imagine being mogged by your girlfriend. You guys are lifting just in case you finally get a gf and she's not bigger than you, right?
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>>77878612
lol
The guys that think they need to lift weights to get women are wasting their time
They are going to lift those cake ass weights and then try to talk to a woman and the woman will see a guy whos scared and doesnt believe in himself
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>>77878612
bet her sex drive is insane
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>>77878612
I'm lifting in hopes of finding a woman bigger than me at the gym
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>>77878612
I don't mind her bigger than me. There are far more important things when it comes to survival than strength.

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Byzantine empire
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>>77879112
real
>origidnal
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>>77879131
>buzumpo

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For some reason lately i've been smelling rotten fish?
Ok maybe it's not fish but i constantly have an unpleasant smell up my nose.
What the fuck does that
mean?

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Sometimes I ask myself where my life went wrong, then I realize its because I was homeschooled
Its frustrating because its just so obvious
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lmao. same. i wish i had gone to public school and didn't live out in the boonies. nothing to do + internet = game over for me.
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>>77878936
yeah
theres nothing much to talk about, but its the only thing on my mind

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Is tinder plus worth it? I just created an account and I have 9 likes and I'd like to see who likes me
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>>77872734
no, it gives you 5-15 "likes" that are mega fat girls, and troons.
You will waste your money though still.
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>>77872734
If you're already getting some ammount of pussy that's more than random, sure, it can help you get a bit more. But you won't go from zero to drowning after you buy premium. 9 likes in the beginning is nothing. Wait a while, see how many you get after a week. Then how many actual dates and how many dates lead to anything. Don't buy premium just because few bots liked you. My friend used to do this. Granted they weren't bots, he had few chats, but they didn't lead to anything.
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No. Tinder is dead. The glory days were ten years ago, or so I've heard. Heard stories of regular dudes getting laid with a new chick everyweek or better if on a college campus.

As others have said, it's almost all bots and is prohibitively overpriced. Only exception would maybe still be worth paying for a boost if you are traveling through a big city.
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>>77872734
>Tinder
No
Just no.
When I made an account for myself, I received like 5 likes in a week after giving them like thirty euros to see likes and all that extra shit. Only one foid responded and she was 100km away, looked disabled and talked like a retard.
Yesterday, I chad fished using a stereotypical chad and said I was 6'5.
I got 20 likes within three hours.
Can we all get together and sue tinder for discrimination or something?
Average women deserve to live the life of an average man for a week.
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>>77876745
Single moms don't want ugly men.
>>77877961
>mega fat girls
Still better than what any incel/robot could ever hope to get.
>>77878897
Yes being a used whore is so le based XDDDD

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And you expect her to be loyal to your little pinprick? LMAO! You're lucky if she stays with you and vigorously fucks other men while you clean up the mess afterwards.
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>>77878373
This gutter whore needs the nigger penis, am I right OP? Kill yourself.
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tfw you will never hurt a woman with your penis
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My dende is totally average size and unremarkable. And I don't last more than a minute. It's fucking over
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>>77878373
That's just a normal flaccid cock. Can't really judge how big it is unless fully erect.
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>>77878910
"Normal flaccid cock"

That's a semi-chub lmao. That dude's packing what we like to call "husband dick." His chick needs some boyfriend dick

That's why she fucks her side boyfriends and your cock is behind bars!
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>>77878957
Getting pounded by his monstrous chocolate BBC!
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>>77878957
>modern ""men""
based
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>>77878869
>imagine caging for a tubster

could never be me
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what's hilarious is that, as a crossdrosser, I'm insecure that I can't fit into microcages
also anyone that cages for a woman is retarded
cage for yourself and fuck men on your own retard
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>>77878966
>>77878975

Thanks I met him on sniffies he's clean, close by and has his own place and never asks me to do anything i don't want to do plus provides free weed

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>caffeine is bad for you

Why is AI making child pornography and not sorting our plastic waste and garbage to finally enable real recycling efforts?
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>>77878561
For some reason people decided that artificial intelligence should be used in creative sectors. I would prefer humans being the creative oned and AI being the one sorting garbage.
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>>77878576
>For some reason people decided that artificial intelligence should be used in creative sectors.
its because there is no creativity in creative sectors anymore, art exists to push narratives these days and computers will always be able to do that better than humans who have (arguably some level of) freewill.
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>>77878576
>For some reason people decided that artificial intelligence should be used in creative sectors.
It can be surprisingly creative although not without grotesque failures, mind that I still like human-made art anyway.
Overall I prefer the textual version but maybe it's just me coping with my loneliness, shame both visual and textual AIs are full of political (pozz) stuff and corporation sanitization, makes it terribly boring.
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>>77878753
>It can be surprisingly creative although not without grotesque failures, mind that I still like human-made art anyway.
I agree.
>Overall I prefer the textual version but maybe it's just me coping with my loneliness
I thought about AI chatbots however I would prefer making a tulpa at that point. I got lonelier when I was younger before AI was taking off.
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>>77878838
>I thought about AI chatbots however I would prefer making a tulpa at that point.
I think I have some sort of sub-tulpa thing with both characters of my creation and my waifus, probability still not full on tulpa.
I like the feedback thing about chatbots, the fact that they are interactive and that they can play a character. Wish it was more accessible really, and of course less pozzed.

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>you're well fed, woman
>please, give me food
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>>77878048
While she's nice to look at, who does this shit?
I bet she started flashing her titties at adult men when she was 13
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>>77878171
To be fair the black dude is probably just a crack head who ruined his own life.
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>>77878048
Does anyone know who this cum dumpster is?
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>>77878048
In my ideal society this would be worth 30 lashes for public indecency.
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>>77878621
Never mind
You chuds were useless as usual
She has gross titty enlargement scars

Perhaps if I had had a sister I wouldn't see all females as just walking fuckmeat
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>>77878614
>>77878734
same.
She's very young now though, so maybe I'll just help raise her to not be like women, not in a tranny sense.
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>>77878921
its not possible, hoes gonna hoe
its better to just dissociate and act like shes not your family
i do that with my family, i just say theyre not my family and that i dont have a family cause theyre so degen
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>>77878889
WHY ARE YOU IN EVERY THREAD
STOP FOLLOWING ME I ALREADY REPORTED YOU ON /OUT/
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>>77878970
if one of them does something retarded id just be like
>i dont care what a stranger does, theyre not related to me
like a sister or brother turning gay or dating a negro
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>>77878889
That must really be fucked up. Imagine having a little sister who you have loved and protected and have practically had a hand in raising and then seeing her grow up to be Chad's fuck toy. Brutal.


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