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One thing about me is I became addicted to trannies
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>>85125005
she really needs more tattoos
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>>85125042
what you wanna do is find trannies who are dating each other but need side dick and like fucking guys together. THAT'S the way to do justice to these fucking beings of pure lust.
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have you consider the Jewish carpenter that died 2000 years ago?
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>>85125042
I think I'd be ok if my gf was a guy
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>>85125005
i love skinny trannies with little dicks.
>>85125042
there used to be this porn site called trannysurprise iirc, i have no clue if it still exists. but that was kind of the premise. they'd get dudes to fuck trannies but they wouldn't let the dude actually see the trannies dick but they'd keep showing it on camera like teehee he doesn't even know. and then at the end there was the big reveal and the guy was like "oohhh noooo" and kinda slaps his head or something. good stuff.

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>Sleep for 10 hours
>Wake up
>Lay in bed for a couple hours
>Eat
>Browse the internet for a couple hours
>Eat
>Browse the internet
>Sleep
>Repeat

Been doing this for 2 weeks ever since I lost my job. I have stuff I need to do, but I just can't bring myself to do anything useful.
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>>85125303
there is nothing useful to do. this world is empty. embrace the emptiness, for it is all that could ever be, is, and will ever be.

The wellfare office gave me 350 euroshekels out of a real estmated 1200eur what i have to live on this month
get me out of this fucking hell
im tired of being poor
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>>85124990
sorry bud but those ayrabs just don't want to work so we gotta pay them!
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>>85124990
>im tired of being poor
then get a job you moocher
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>>85125001
Yeah

>>85125197
its impossible to get hired though
Do you think i wanna get barely fucking any money every month with these retards?
I went back to up my educatno for the past 3 years i bet t barely doesnte ven fuking matter too
its mipossible to geta SHIT JOB That requires 0 SKILLS either

FUCK

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Quick!!! The fembots are escaping!
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>>85124034
>The fembots are escaping!
They are offering their asses to the dogs actually.
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>>85124088
umm but r9k says bitches love dogs so why are they going over the fence
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>>85124052
Wouldn't it be super frustrating if they were though? Having bodies like that chatting to the robots here but never sharing their bodies with us, maybe it's better this way?
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>>85124568
There's dominant and abusive feral beastmen in those woods with foot-long dog penises, ofc
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fembots stink and rot , if there is any real ones

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This is how you niggas look when you talk about your oneitis
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God I am so tired of humans. Especially niggers.
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>>85124417
LAAAAAAAAWWWWDD YOU TRIPPIN' CHILE
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>>85124417
I Know They Had U SCREAMING
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I wish my oneitis told me about getting fucked by her man and how loud she screamed over it. that would be hot.
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>>85124349
I don't talk about her but she will haunt my mind until the day I die.

can someone give me tips to feel less sorry? i hate my job so much im so autistic and the job is making me tired..
i feel like everyone just fucking knows im a weird ass fucking bitch. and i have a bad habit of arguing with my managers so i'm most likely going to get fired. and i HATE this gross website but aye at least people here understand how alienating having everyone hate you,
because something about you is "weird" is like
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>>85124816
It's Disability Pride Month, never apologize for being your authentic self, have no shame in confidently living as your unique expression.
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>>85125122
First my brain is really fucked right now and i dont understan those comparisons
im siorry I just cant take anyone who uses the word foid seriously. its so jarring these days id rather you call me a bitch or something
Also i think im gonna have a crying session and then go
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>>85125136
I wish I could be there with you. I would grab your hand and have you jerk me off with it, and blast your face with cum. Then I would fuck you while watching the tears and cum run off your face into the floor.
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>>85125163
oh..... no Thank you. gross
you have to wipe my tears and say im perfect and everything is fine. first
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Ive decided ot go tommrow and say sorry to no one
you u guys dont even care about me im so pathetic and lonely and i want to like crash my car or become underweight again so people notice
I feel so sad inside
but like no one even cares to talk to me
>>85125056
parting gift: I either read dirty books which theres a lot of, or i imagine someone a little mean and forceful

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I just want to take some time to thank the anon who recommended this movie not so long ago, it is one of the best movies I've ever seen (also I'm glad the fat retard got his due at the end of the film too).
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I will watch this film tomorrow thank you for the secondary recommendation anon

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Tell me about your day anon, did you have a good day? did you do anything fun?
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>>85125213
Yes I went swimming with family ^^
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>>85125247
Hope you didnt forgot to wear sunscreen
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>>85125258
........
It was cloudy so I'm not burned :)
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>>85125271
Well thats good but please remember to wear sunscreen skin cancer is no joke
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>>85125213
Spent two hours trying to remove a stuck set screw from a faucet, got half of it sheared out, going to try again maybe next weekend, a little annoyed with that. Also played a Doom wad and masturbated a few times. 5/10 kinda day.

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hello i am also mothy-chan but i like this name better. please talk to me 4chan i don't care if you call me a whore i am so fucking lonely i'm histrionic im just mentally ill past the point of no return and i only have you anon
god im gonna throw up i feel so sick
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>>85125131
And just like that, she leaves us once again... I will never know love
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>>85125139
i'll be back, anon...i'm always back here...
even if i don't want to be. you really can't escape 4chan...
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>>85125148
Well you can but certainly not with that attitude
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>>85124950
are you ugly? that determines whether you're worth the attention or not tbqh
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how tf are you going to name yourself weeb computa and not know t huh e computa meme fuck you whore kys

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I feel like a creep trying to message girls on duolisious
like am I not supposed want to meet up with fellow channers who live near me?
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>>85124841
Wasn't going to say anything kek, I was going to do the same. Thankfully she cheated on me before I got the chance
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>>85124866
>your wife
No, we're divorced. Been several years.

>>85124867
>Thankfully she cheated on me
Fucked up way of looking at it, but I understand. Wish mine would have saved me the bother.
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>>85125021
>Fucked up way of looking at it
Ye it still sucks, but at least I didn't get sucked into something far more permanent is how I look at it
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>>85123760
I've made a dating profile for the purpose of meeting people and hanging out rather then explicitly sex or a relationship though im open to it. women are actually really receptive to this approach.
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>>85125270
also dont use duolicious people are exceptionally neurotic on that and just as vain. they're just vain in a different form of retard.

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Men really did not appreciate guys like Marilyn Manson enough. These guys made it trendy to look creepy. If you were an ugly guy, you could just creep maxx and there existed a point in time when some women were into it.
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>>85125093
Let's ignore the fact that Manson was 6'4"
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>>85125255
rich and famous too. also the meme that he removed ribs to suck himself. some foids would date him just to witness that lol.
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>>85125255
There were short guys all around him.
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>>85125264
And? Nobody remember they even existed
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I just want it to be a trend for men to wear makeup again but not in the gay Korean way but in the way these rockstars did it.

Hey anons. Do you think suicide is a strong act carried out by a weak person? Or is there some other meaning to it? I'd like to hear what you guys think about this
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>>85125085
They're not part of any chain. Most of them at least that's why most kill themselves. They aren't holding up anything, and in all honesty the world is probably better off without them as a burden. We live in a society where most people are entirely optional components.
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>>85125074
The irony being that everyone judges other people, and God is the only thing that doesn't judge.
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Suicide isn't about strength or weakness. Suiicide usually comes form people who are suffering and have lost so much hope that they think ending their existence is the best way out.

The problem with suicide is that it's never the answer to anyone's problem's. It's a lie. It doesn't work. It just makes those problems permanent. A wicked spell that tells people to give up.
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>>85125217
Some peoples problem are permanent. This world isn't a fairytale.
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>>85125037
id say it truly isnt either, its a "solution" to the problems some of us have gone through that have caused our life to plummet enough going on is really just something that feels like pointless repetitiveness to make others happy after already having tried to do that your whole life

all the times ive been close to suicide or made an attempt nothing felt strong about it because i was laying in front of a wardrobe contemplating tumbling it or nude on a towel while covered in blood listening to wailing vocals in the background. suicide honestly feels like something that a person has to have been strong to an extent to get to the point where they feel that its a good idea

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>God will never leave me nor forsake me
Then I was by him, as one brought up with him: and I was daily his delight, rejoicing always before him;
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRXDYvpA020
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>>85124842
(Proverbs 8, the concept of Wisdom is speaking, the him in this context is God. The imagery of a childhood friend was funny to me.)
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https://www.faithfulwordbaptist.org/121816p.mp3 This was an interesting sermon, "Lessons from Jonestown", that was that 60s deathcult.

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What's your favorite female body shape?

For me it's Montse Swinger
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>>85125065
>What's your favorite female body shape?
how do you choose?
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god i miss 00s. fatshaming was a good thing.
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I like tall slim pale girls with little penises
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>>85125065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzKKRaJBC3g
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>>85125194
Body tea

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What would it take for fembots to do a Oyakodon? (Having a threesome with you and your mother)
I'm dating this cool older lady (mid 40s) who is very fashionable and interesting. I've met her through my tutoring job where I've helped her daughter with some college math and science courses. Mom is single, the dad lives in another country, and she was the one that perused the fling first, but hasn't told her daughter yet. She is very sexually forward and has a very active attitude. When I see both interacting they are somewhat cold to each other, and I think there is a hint of unresolved feelings.
The girl is openly bi (stalked her social media) unlike mom who clearly has a great love of young woman but refuses to admit it. So How do I subtly implant the idea on their heads of having a threesome together? How do I come out to my student that I'm currently fucking her mother?
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>>85123360
>mom would do 'how you do fellow kids?' to my moid friends and try to show off her chest.
You think she fucked any of them?
>>85124363
>Sorry if this is a rude question :(
kek
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>>85124363
2 cups bigger. She says I should get married and pregnant soon so I can grow a bigger chest (jokes on her I prefer fitting in cuter clothes). And yeah it's rude to ask that to a girl.
>>85124386
>You think she fucked any of them?
No, at least she was not THAT crazy. She just loved to tease and confirm that she was still hot even in her 40s. Still, no daughter should have to watch her mother wear pigtails and do an anime girl impression to her friends with all the cringe mannerism that this entailed.
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>>85123320
I have done, and have a kid with both. They're Indian though for what it's worth.
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>>85124822
How did it happen? Are you present in those kids lives?
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>>85124853
I met and married a girl from India, and then to get her mom to be able to come and live in my country with us, had her come and stay and gave her an anchor baby eventually.

Now we all live together, with help raising the two kids. Me and her mom aren't still a thing, but if she wanted another kid I wouldn't be opposed to, and wife is/was fine and supportive of all of it.


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