What has been your most SEXUAL encounter with a female relative?
>>83638896My cousin grabbed my dick when I was 13. I don't remember if she was 13 or 14 at the time.
>>83641771>anonette blaming herself for baiting her (younger) brother into getting slightly friskyThis thread is full of minor trauma, sex and keks
>>83638896I grew up pretty hypersexual but also with anxiety so I never had normal relationships with girls. when I was maybe 5-6 I would touch my mom's boobs while she was sleeping (deep sleep runs in the family). I remember she had big round nipples and used to suck on them. no milk cause no siblings and I was past that age but yeah. kind of grew out of that but instead of stopping I just ended up touching other female relatives - cousins and aunts.I don't know if it's our culture or just our family but women didn't really wear a bra at home so sometimes when I was helping my aunt (uncle's wife so not really related?) put back the curtains. it was high so she had to step on a chair to attach them. I 'volunteered' to help steady the chair but I remember looking up and I could see her tits and nipples from below (upblouse?). she also had big nipples but not round like my mom's.I have tons of stories from my youth and young adulthood. and yes, I have a sleep kink now. great with my accepting wife but her hormones have gotten messed up and she doesn't sleep lightly anymore. I remember a few years ago I was fucking her while she was asleep. she's not into anal but... she's asleep so it's fine. she's on her side facing away from me, bottom leg straight and other leg bend at hip and knee. so I was straddling the straight leg and I had gotten the tip of my dick in when she suddenly woke up and turned to me. I froze but as luck would have it, that was the same time I fuckin came. ended up just cumming all over her asshole and pussy, dripping down to the sheets. she had asked "what are you doing" (curiously, not accusatory) just as I ejaculated. she had to get up and wash while I was left to wipe the sheets. after that I said sorry sheepishly and we just went back to sleep lol.
>>83641944>sheepishlyYou are allowed to fuck your wife, anon, asleep or not, just be respectful about itNo need for shame
>>83641997Actually you can not consent while unconscious. Legally that would be rape.
Hey fembots, is the getting horny during ovulation thing real, or just a meme? Do single fembots wish they had a boyfriend to spend time with more when they ovulate or is it just about sex?
>>83640717Sounds like you're living the dream, nona
>>83640233I hope it's better for you in the future
>>83640945I appreciate that. We'll see. I hope you get what you want too.
um. i guess. hormone shifts are sort of only visible in retrospect, like when youve been outside and then you walk inside and realize how cold it was as you thaw. i definitely masturbate more and i guess i yearn more probably but i do both things a normal amount otherwise?i think guys are enamoured by the idea of magic changes to personality or behavior but all the hormone cycle does is put emphasis on different parts of me that already exist. like saying E-leven, e-LEV-en, or ele-VEN. its all the same, just expressed differently.
>>83642124>think guys are enamoured by the idea of magic changes to personality or behaviorI'm kinda just curious about women in general, I guess. I only have a couple female friends and I'm not gonna ask them how horny they feel 'cuz that's weird.I also figured it affects different women differently, so I figured I'd ask somewhere I could get a slightly broader sample size than two or three women
I only want to be irl friends with someone who also has no irl friends and can't leave me.
>>83641456>picky about friendsHello, me when I was 14.
>>83641456Milk. Gallons. Floods of milk. ( . Y . ) https://youtube.com/shorts/fhz5Jrb-MWI
>>83641456I just want to be IRL friends with people who are interesting and like movies and maybe are lonely and want to connect with someone.
I need a clingy friend so badly. If you are clingy please post your Discord in this thread. Thanks.
>>83640967>Doesn't it just prompt for sign-in?I honestly don't know anymore.
i badly need a clingy girl...
>>83641010>>83640921Sorry, anon, I don't want to try to figure out how to make a discord. It's an evil, toxic platform anyway.
>>83640737>Trying to get friends on 4chan is another type of autism igI have done it before, and I will do it again.
>>83640255Damn. Can't say I've seen Momo posted here before.
Are you actually introverted or are you just a loser that nobody is interested in?
definitely introverted, rejected women and party offers when i was young, choose to stay inside even when living in exotic locations i dont enjoy socializing
im firmly in the introvert camp. i can turn on my social skills when i'm around other people but it fucking exhausts me and I have a mental breakdown if I have to do it for too long. People like me and find me interesting when I'm putting on the mask though.
>>83641204Both but more of the latter
>>83641204Both, so it kinda works out I suppose
Introversion is a result of a negative feedback loop associated with factors outside of one's control. Nobody is naturally an introvert, it's a learned behaviour from being shunned by others due to poor genetics.
Monday again tomorrow, woohoo edition.
Would like to have a girlfriend before I neck x
Good din-din this wasPhwaor innit
>>83639553Are you trying to tell me that isn't a fucking rabbit
Page six again? Not today. Not on my watch.
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>Your type>whats your favorite way to relax after a long day>what food makes you feel strong?>do you rest better alone or with other people?>do you like your steaks rare, medium, or well done?>Sakinorva testshttps://sakinorva.net/functions>attitudinal type/nu-psychosophyhttps://www.attitudinalpsyche.com/take-the-test/>16Phttps://www.16personalities.com/>MBTI test (don't screen cap your IP btw)https://jupiter-34.appspot.com>Jungian types tl;drComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>83641802Fe had 3 split personalities
>>83639085Neither of them have posted nudes, how do you know what either of their boobs or tummies look like? Also, Diarygirl is brunette. Lilac is ginger.
>>83641870>I guessYou don't wanna look at and hold huge penis? What are you homo?>>83641860>muh reductionismEver notice these materialists like to reduce everything to cumming, getting high, shitting & etc?>"why did Rembrant paint the-">(You) "cause he wanted to get rich so he could screw bitches in the butt harharharharhar I'm so clever and edgy">>83641731>Well if Satan is complaining then it was worth it.Wait, youre actually the one do all the reggie drama posts? Why? The thread is crap enough it doesn't need more shit.>>83640170>how popular is MBTI nowadays?Somewhat popular, pretty much every middle class normie is aware of it, about 1/3rd have taken the test, but only maybe about 1/100 know anything about it (such as what the functions are). It's no where near as popular as astrology. It's about as popular as Libertarianism.>I hardly see any discussionComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Your typeENSK (Eu Nao Sei Kkk)>whats your favorite way to relax after a long dayLying with my doguinho and doomscrolling.>what food makes you feel strong?Oatmeal.>do you rest better alone or with other people?Alone.>do you like your steaks rare, medium, or well done?Medium rare
>>83641860That isn't what the game is about fatty.
I'm thinking of going vegan, but I don't want to be thought of as a pussy.
>>83642076i honestly cant tell whether you're being serious or not. i literally cannot fathom caring about shit as meaningless as that.
>>83642133>often the processes to get milk or eggs via factory farming/modern industrialized agriculture can have issuesThat may be, but I don't think that means you should cut out animal products entirely. Just don't eat the ones from cruel sources.
>>83642051Vegan women would probably like a vegan man.
>>83642144That's fair but it can be hard to find the ones that are truly not cruel, since this stuff (even just the labelling) isn't really regulated.
>>83642076if you actually feel strongly about it the opinions of childbrained holes will not dissuade you
I'm a virgin. I never even kissed a girl. It's over.
It was over as soon as you thought it was over and will continue to be over for as long as you imagine it to be so
>>83641682Holy shit i need some water
>>83641682A few more decades and you will be a wizard. https://youtube.com/shorts/fhz5Jrb-MWI
Is there a place that has remained untouched by normalfaggots?No faggots, normals, women, or their bootlickers.At this rate, even the scummiest places filled with human garbage will get colonized by them.
>>83641880Ummm? I'm confused. What is the question again? https://youtube.com/shorts/fhz5Jrb-MWI
>>83641880yeeaaahhhh daz RYTE whyboi we finna coloneyez yo pasty incel ass websites nigguh
I accidentally lit a cigarette backwards while I was drunk and smoked the filter. Am I going to die?
>>83642075That happens to everyone. Aside from feeling stupid, you'll be alright.
>>83642075>I accidentally lit a cigarette backwardsI've done that before.
when was the last time you went on a date with a girlhard mode: you didn't meet her online
>>83642118Why do you and your girlfriend live separately? Seems dangerous
>>83642125I am American living in the states and in an LDR. She actually tried getting her tourist visa to come to the US but was denied (apparently cause her reason for wanting to come to the US wasn't specific.) It really sucks and idk what we gonna do now.
>>83642140Please don't torture yourself with an LDR, it's not worth it.
>>836411912012->hard modenever then I guess
>>83642147I don't have a choice, brohame. I know it sucks, but I am undesireable and only worth being with for a green card. I've accepted my fate and sometimes I can cope when we have sex or are on an aventure together.
You know sometimes I think all it really takes is just one good friend to save somebody.People who have one good childhood friend that sticks with them never turn out bad.I had a childhood friend who moved away and I think if they were still around maybe things would be alright.
>>83642008I will continue living under the assumption Kurzweil is correctASI will cure mortality
i grew up with a friend and he def anchored my life. when i went to high school we ended up losing track of each other and my life deteriorated fast
Its kinda true. If I didn't have my two childhood friends still around I'd have probably offed myself already
>>83642008I had a great friend in early high school and I loved her so much, and then another great friend for the past year and a half until a couple weeks ago, and those two friendships and the memory of them will be enough to sustain me (though not too comfortably) for the next 50 years
constant gooning has led me to be bicurious
>>83641877I need a boytoy to use me for stress relief.
>>83641937>use me for stress relief.I'm just a regular, quiet anon but I'd be more than happy to creampie your bussy.
>>83639507Gotta take me out to eat first
>>83641959I basically just need someone to rail me and let me pleasure them a few times a week in a fwb type situation and life would be so much better.
>>83638955Weird how I have a similar route but I have zero attraction to asshole male or female, and no attraction to male genitalia. I just came to the conclusion that I like feminine tomboys that don't have the negatives of a typical woman. These femboys are like crude imitations of this, uncanny valley at worst, and or blatant photoshop filter bullshit. I also acknowledge (so have numerous experiences of women in my life and online admit) that a significant amount of women look like kinda ugly effeminate boys without makeup. So there's that. Due to animation magic OP's image illustrates my point of photoshop the impossible aka place male genitalia on a woman, wide hip bones, no face stubble shadow. no adams apple, a womans face. Feminine tomboys are where its at.
trannies look like this and youll still be called gay for fucking them
I am more comfortable with trannies who consider themselves kind of a guy, it's just simpler
>>83640245>wants to engage in sexual intercourse with a man>gets mad because people call him gay
>>83640245>troons perpetually hiding their shoulders
>>83640245mogs me i wish i was hot
need to suck his penis so bad...
