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If you are a biological femaIe add me on discord
Seacats
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For the immense satisfaction
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Of watching your life end
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And ending it brutally and violently
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>>76579342
Rainbow Cunt is worst pony
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It needs to fucking end

there's like 50 threads here and combined they get an average of 0.1 posts per hour

PICK A FUCKING THREAD AND STICK TO IT, HAVE A CONVERSATION, FUCK YOU!
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u fucking schiz adhd bitches why r u running off to post in more bait threads SIT HERE AND TALK TO ME
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>>76579638
OK what's that green stuff next to yamcha in the op pic
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>>76579874
saibaman giblets
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>>76579902
So what brings you to r9k do you come here often?
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>>76580193
I have posted here every single day for six years

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>moid puts zero effort into his appearance
>either scrawny or obese, bad skin, no haircut in months, gross teeth, bad posture
>obsesses over chad every chance he gets but is 'totally straight'
>has messed up standards from internet addiction, thinks a 6/10 is a 2/10
>mind is boggled when adriana lima tier stacies wont fuck him

why are all moids this way?
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Females don't need to make effort to get men, so men shouldn't make effort either. Females should just lower their standards and stop being so fucking picky. Your standards are bullshit and you are bullshit.
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holy shit, i am surprised this quality of bait is still able to get replies.
you guys are hopeless
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>>76579263
That just proves straight men have no standards. You guys have ONE job (replenish the population), but you are either: 1) too proud to self-evaluate how dysgenic you are (and subsequently become too proud to sterilize yourself); 2) too driven by your instincts to select for quality women (this only applies to non-dysgenic). Straights will hump almost any woman that gives them attention
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>>76580255
Least retarded foid
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>>76580211
How about I actually rape you?
How about that? Do you realize how easy it is to slip GHB into your drink?

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It's hot to imagine the cute 18 year olds getting stiff from the porn on here
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>>76577085
he looks soft and clean
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>>76578867
wanna turn that into 38?
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>>76578508
Not that guy, I'm not into grooming fresh supple 18 year olds, I'd rather be in the boy's seat
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>>76579112
i want to deepthroat a room full of middle aged divorced men
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hopefully everyone has a chance to relax and edge a while this sunday

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bpd women are fucking terrifying. all interactions with them make my hair stand on end.
I managed to avoid them most of my life but happened to encounter two of them in the past year.
The levels of passive aggression and underhanded shit is off the charts. The way they'll say one thing but mean the complete opposite. It makes my skin crawl
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their eyes are fucking terrifying
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>>76580292
My friend I hung out with for like 15 years got with a bpd fatty and he abandoned all of his friendships. He's broken up and gotten back together with her about 10 times during the past year. He's like a hostage

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This is a robbery! Put the you's in the bag anons and no one gets hurt.
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>>76580007
You shouldn't have done this, Anon...
I cast "Rectal Destructus!"
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>>76580062
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
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>>76580106
As one can see I hit the above anon with my bullets. This is the fate that shall befall all who do not surrender their you's to me.
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>>76580007
I never understood this meme. You don't see a (You) if you are the OP you just see your post number followed by (OP). So get it right or GTFO.

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How many of you have encountered or been victims of female pedos?
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>>76575787
Kinda. Friend of the family. I was 8 years old. Kinda fucked my sexuality up for a long time but im over it now. Porn and the internet has done me worse than her.
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>>76578188
>Female pedos don't exist they just like teenagers
I can confirm you don't know what you're talking about
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>>76580238
how come every news headline about female predators is them fucking highschoolers then?
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>>76575787
Never saw it or know a single case in real life.

When I was a kid, my mother's friends that were single would of course tease a bit ("You will marry me when you are an adult, right anon?"), but it was always a joke.

The closest I can think of, was some experiences that my very attractive friend had when he was in his late teens (many drunk women would approach him and flirt with him), but they would quickly give up when they found out how young he was.
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>>76576872
I mean the first time and second time - fine, it's a terrible thing that happened to you. but every time after that, what are you doing?

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But they are always inside their houses
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>>76578872
Go ahead and get one and see why 80% of anons ITT are clowning you kek.
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>>76578623
That's the reason 2D is superior.
>Verification not required.
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>>76577993
These are worse than normie girls. A bitch like this will probably have little to no female friends. Her social circle will be an army of other orbiters like you, all of whom are competing for her attention and constantly chip away at your relationship. Your ape ego is probably saying "that's okay, I'll just be better than the other losers, I'll be king simp" because you're fucking retarded. Women don't have opinions and free will. When you date one, you're also dating her friends by extension, you have to get her social circle to like you and accept you. If this social circle is a bunch of men who want to fuck her, guess what, they fucking hate you and always will.
You ever notice how every /r9k/ e-thot is apparently always dating some really bad guy? Abusers, manipulators, groomers, creeps, etc. That's the simp army in action. A vague comment from years ago becomes unequivocal proof that the current king simp is a piece of shit who doesn't deserve queen and she can do sooo much better.
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Most autistic women still develop social skills and go outside and meet guys on apps or bars/clubs like other women. Autistic women just get even pickier than normal women because they make more effort than normal women in order to have social skills, so they expect autistic men to make the effort to become chads
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>>76578623
yep absolutely right. dating autists, female or male, never goes right. most of them are coddled children who will never learn how to mature and if you try to make them do anything they'll refuse and cry about being autistic. i only know one autistic person who's somewhat semi normal but even then he's still stunted as fuck. work on yourselves for fuck sakes. I've dated two autists, never again.

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The dream started by me being back in school getting good grades, then cutting to a mall scene where I was shopping with my girlfriend, and finally to bed where she was holding me and we talked about our future aspirations.

Then in the dream my dad opened the bedroom door and the dream ended. And I woke up. Back to the shitty reality where I live with parents that are cold, unloving, and abusive. Back to the reality where I am KHHV and have never went on a single date. Feelsbadman.
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>>76580135
>school getting good grades
did you at least make it past high school?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU1gMloI0kc

casual reminder that we are very soon going to have ai girlfriends who will interact with us via webcam, and will be able to use any robot hands attached to a comber to jerk us off

casual reminder that ai will take away all jobs, rending all smug successful rich normies as unemployed bums, just like the forever neets

casual reminder that if you are a hopeless incel loser, with no hope left, ai is ONLY a upside for you

you have nothing to love and everything to gain. just stay around a while longer. videos like this are the little bubbles that start forming at the bottom of the kettle, before the whole thing explodes
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>>76579150
not him but what's your fucking point here?
whether he doesn't or cannot get real women is irrelevant, he just decided to go with an available alternative
so what? you want to drop it and be miserable alone? that would make it """better""" ?
you moralfags are fucking insane
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>>76579174
>pic related
Jesus Christ. I have been struggling with such a handicap huh
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>>76579174
I sure hope that's not real.
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my problem with these ai images is that the girls are too attractive and too samey. I can't create a plausible romantic fantasy with them, plus there are already millions of hot girl pics out there. entire industries are constantly pumping out hot girl content. there's no novelty; it's like ai genning pictures of apples or something.
wake me up when ai gets really good at producing girls like picrel
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>>76577763
I think it would be like in video games, everyone looks hot in games but there's still tastes and fulfilment in looking the way you like.
And I would be interested in the other perks of having a body like that.

Is anyone here familiar with the Romanian Pentecostal church or anyone that grew up in that sort of Background? How are they like/what is it like? Seems to be a very sparsely publicly discussed/documented sect; despite being a very heavily pronounced/predominant cohort of Romanians.
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They're assholes. They have tons of businesses, they're rich, and they are getting money from american religious zealots.

Source: romanian

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Why do men have to make everything sexual? No one asked you to turn a conversation about something completely non-sexual into something sexual.
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I love cats :3
me workn out hard
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bump for the cat
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>>76578180
I'm why do females have to be such frigid prudish bitches for everyone who isn't Chad? Why does only Chad get to enjoy the fruits of the sexual revolution? Why do females embrace social heirarchy so much and despise everyone they consider "lower" than them but then still expect to be respected themselves despite their evil choices?
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>>76578180
you're not arguing in good faith. when chad talks about sex you light up like christmas. your aversion to men making everything sexual is just thinly veiled revulsion to sub8's, in which case there's no issue, because everything they do aside from killing themselves you find repulsive.
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women always make everything about money. people are generally always thinking about the things they feel are important.

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I miss Ongezellig

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I'm bored and decided to identify myself and post again. hi.
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>>76579063
How are you bored when you have like a million discord friends?
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>>76579157
She's farming attention since its never enough and attention its like cocaine for girls
Also fuck you chickn nobody likes you
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>>76579157
because its early morning and I can't vc with people this early

>>76579152
how do I do that when you're anon...

>>76579258
a few people ask where I am when I haven't posted in a while tho :sob:
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>>76579266
>a few people ask where I am when I haven't posted
You can tell them that you're not liked, and that Anonymous told you to tell them that
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you were in the gay thread
jews roam these corners of cyber

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Thread for discussions about selfharm and mutual support

Happy caturday

Hi :3
>How are you doing today?
>Any plans for today?
>When was the last time you hurt yourself?
>Why did you hurt yourself?
>Is there anything bothering you right now?
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>>76579586
hi its okay
>how did u sleep chroma :3
overslept
overslept what? i dunno
the entirety of the morning ;_;
still sleepy
hbu, howd u sleep?

>>76579593
>am good, still sleepy
hehe same
>what about you
what i said to drifter basically


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>>76579593
>i sleprt good
yayy!! im so happi to hear that :>
>but am still sleepy
aww eepy lain :3

>>76579661
>hbu, howd u sleep?
i havent slept yet :<
i has to fix my routeeen so im staying up for nao >:3
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>wake up
>suicidal ideations back from no where
>zero energy, all self loathing
>have to flake on plans I had with mom for family dinner I was looking forward to
It truly is just like Winston Churchill once said
"Fuck this gay earth, I want off this ride"
time to make hot choco and try to cry
sorry for shitting up the thread
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>mai hair is all floofi n its so soft i luv it :3
perfect for headpats
>clay, gasoline n construction man sweat >:3
pretty much yes, all smells I don't like
Why can't people smell like mango

>>76579017
>wish i could be so easy going
at least you're productive :D
>Nighttime driving through the countryside
sounds great, nice you have things to do so that you don't have to sit at home all day cuz I know it makes you depressed
>Hope you have a nice day too
thank u
I think I will although I'll have to study today

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>>76579926
>Cute kitty btw
it's my friends cat, one of their 4 (she's adorable)
>Stay strong anon
I just feel extra bad since my mom and I had been looking forward to it (and she's cooking up some good lamb)


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