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why aren't you telling women that onlyfans isn't empowering?

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The tragic thing about this board, is that there are many genuinely great young men here who maybe just need support and to connect and collaborate with each other in order to create somethingspectacular
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>>84951749
>They were recreating Lain's OP frame by frame.
I thought nu-/a/ hated Lain.
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>>84951024
i miss it so much
there used to be at least some productive and deep conversations, now most of it is just victim-complex bullshit. they all drag each other down and act so spiteful when someone else experiences success.
it makes me sad. i wish we could be there for each other.
we don't need to be normie buddy-buddy and can fuck around with each other, but i hate how actually mean spirited it is now. doesn't feel ironic.
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>>84951317
>Small community of like-minded individuals vs. random angry people from all over the globe with ill intent for others.
That's a good way to put it.
Other people are always the problem, they truly are, the more humans flood into a space the more problems they naturally bring with them.
They need to establish hierarchies and dominances of whatever valuable resource got them flooding there in the first place.
Here that's information and PSYCON of the whole internet.

We couldn't keep it secret for long enough it feels... the shitty NPC normies always barge in.
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>>84951768
There was an anon that was making a game about Pepe escaping Epstein Island...
We don't have that level of creative fun around here anymore.

I'm glad you remember it though, because others would gaslight and say it didn't exist.

You're a good and honest anon.
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>>84951322
Checked...
It's been awhile, probably 1-2 years ago, since I've stepped away from 4chan a lot this last year.

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I once saved someone's life at work and a woman who was addicted to attention immediately started claiming I was mean to her. What the actual fuck is your problem foids?

Billions of goyim will gather to watch man kick ball
But it's impossible to mobilize against any other problems or during the coof everyone took it up the ass
Breads and circuses wre cooked
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>>84951983
>Nip detected
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>>84951983
BRAZIL, PORRA!! CARALIO!!
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>>84952021
The same as you? Oh, the hypocrites...
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>>84951983
>during the coof everyone took it up the ass
Luckily for us. Your ignorance is misplaced. Covid sanctions were lifted as promised, your paranoia is unwarranted
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>>84951983
meh, fuck sports; the only sports worth a damn are golf, bowling, and Chess. I might bet on this one anyway, because of how hype everyone else is being.

>>84952121
HAH! Get fucked, Japan!
>still love you tho

Just got to the part where 17 year old Palpatine murders his whole family with telekinesis for trying to stop him from being groomed by Darth Basedius
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>>84952085
Friend recommended it to me. It sucks ass kek
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The Trial by Kafka.
About 2/3 in, some interesting and funny/bizarre stuff but honestly a bit too tedious for me. There has be something exceptional happening soon if it's to beat out The Metamorphosis.
Also Josef K. is too chaddish and low inhib for me to sympathize with. I much preferred Gregor.
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>>84952212
Did you read In The Penal Colony? Ive read a few of his short stories and thats the one that stuck with me the most.
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>>84952085
>"Shadows of Amascut" - A RuneScape novel
>"Global Marxism" - Marxist-Leninist movements throughout the Global South
>"Ten Days That Shook The World" - Talking about the Russian Revolution throughout 1917
>"The First Man" - Albert Camus
>various manga
Can't say I'm bored, at least.
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>>84952258
No but perhaps I'll go for that one after The Trial. I wanna get hit again like The Metamorphosis hit me.

What even is this board about?

I thought the main thing was that you had to be original but apparently mods can just ban you over whatever posts they dislike because it "belongs in /b/". Wtf does that even mean, isn't the whole point of /b/ that anything goes?
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i used to main this board like 5 years ago back when i was a NEET. now i come back every once in a while but i have to conclude that there is not a single board on this site that fills me with so much seethe as this board. i sit and read all the mindnumbingly stupid and retarded posts not in a fun wayand i get so extremely angry and frustrated i can hardly contain myself. who tf even posts here anymore. i look at the catalogue and it reads like literal 14 yo girls snickering and blabbering about how vapid and stupid they are with their asinine ***takes*** and observations about NOTHING. fuck this piece of shit dumpster fire of a board. plese for the love of god just nuke this shit already
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>>84951044
So true anon, it's like meth tbhonest in every sense of the metaphor. Highly addictive and terrible for your health kek
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>>84950958
When it started it was about being original based on the xkcd experiment to have better signal to noise
That required actual moderation so it degraded into a place to "hang out and post greentext stories" which nobody does anymore, and because of lack of moderation is just an offtopic board with a lot of spam, like all the other offtopic boards.

It's a shame really.
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>>84951265
Damn didn't know that's how it started it honestly sounds like a cool idea. Always important to remember where we came from ig
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The only "bad" thing about this board is that some retard always posts some nasty porn addict shit 24/7 but its not nearly as bad as any other board, especially not the trashfuck heap that is the corpse of "/b/", well that and the generals but they can be easily filtered

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I guessed every country in the world correctly

https://www.jetpunk.com/quizzes/how-many-countries-can-you-name

The Caribbean, West African, and Pacific Island nations can all suck my fat cock.
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>>84951616
Honestly I'm impressed you got Lithuania and the Bahamas, not bad for a first try aynon.
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First try, only got 116 right :c forgot the name of every African country
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>>84952095
EVERY African country? Even, like, Egypt?
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>>84950817
I got 107 and never played a map game so I think that's pretty good
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>>84950817
Oh yea??? Well I can name a shitton of North American birds so mleh *sticks my tongue out at you*

https://www.sporcle.com/games/Scuadrado/north-american-birds#google_vignette

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Foids, why do you bite so much? Is it supposed to be cute? It isnt. I hate it. Stop it.
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>>84952194
arrange a threesome
they want you badly
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>>84952061
>why do you bite so much
>Open a history book
>Civilization after civilization built upon female oppression
>Women still living in the handmaid's tale today in half of the world
Oh that's why
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>>84952226
>Feminist schizobabble
Overdose on pills foid
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>>84952216
I dont wanna. They're both weirdos and not that cute.
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>>84952226
Im not oppressing anybody! Im the victim here.

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Why do robots always ghost?
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>>84950382
Explains why i get ghosted... i just want someone to be myself with
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>>84950611
Yoi should tell them that they deserve a goodbye
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>>84951494
kek, they don't deserve jack shit
these are the new rules of the world,
rules that FOIDS created and now men play along
your kind just ghosted everyone who wasn't good enough for you
threw people away like trash
and now that what goes around has come around,
now you beg for mercy because you're too soft to handle the pain you've been dealing

foids are such pathetic creatures
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>>84951494
True I do feel bad about it sometimes but hey what can you do. Maybe they'll learn a lesson from it and not try to meet people online
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>>84949272
I never ghost, I'm always the one getting ghosted by fembots.

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um I think rape is bad, thanks for reading my blogpost

>be me, straight guy
>finally make a Hinge account to see if it's actually any better than Tinder was for me
>get my photos together for my profile
>make account
>decide to do Tinder at the same time since getting decent photos was always the hardest part for me
>remember post I saw online about setting your Tinder profile to be open to men too, so you would get more likes and be boosted higher in the algorithm
>get one match with an asexual girl on Hinge and no other likes at all
>currently sitting at 60 likes on Tinder (and one super like from a decently good looking guy)
Jesus christ my gay SMV is like at least 10x higher than my straight SMV
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>>84952242
Because hedonism is a homosexual trait. You are staring into a deep rabbithole anon. Close the lid and do not continue

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The mountains are covered in forest fire smoke, they look misty like I'm in China. There's a field here with a large colony of prairie dogs. prairie dogs form colonies where there's just holes all over the place with different families inside.
And then eventually they abandon the colony and leave the holes behind for you to break your leg.
I just want one internet foid to join me out here. They're the most pathetic keyboard warriors, I want to knock their teeth out, break their nose and break their neck.
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something something dark side
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>>84952213
UUUUUUUUUGHH.

I need to go back out on the trails and not return. This world is so boring because everyone is kinda evil or unfunny or I don't really like them and they don't like me and everything is about money and greed.
I wanna go, please.
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>>84952236
something something dark side evil

>here's your 2026 looksmatch bro
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>>84943849
As a guy he isn't that hot. Needs more oblique development, unfortunate chest insertions, possibly slight gyno. His eyes are wonky and seem to have negative canthal tilt despite squinting. Not sure if it's a shadow but he seems to have chuddy nasolabial folds. Higher end normie but certainly not a chad imho.
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>>84951939
men like this are always fags what do you mean youre spending time analyzing men's looks. you got a crush on them or sum shit
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>>84951954
I just enjoy pointing out shortcomings. I've undermined my own life by doing it to myself, now I can do it recreationally to others.
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>>84952031
so thats the psychology behind hatewatchers...
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>>84951939
>pecs too big 2/10 wouldn't fuck

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What do you make of a 28 year old foid who sits on discord for hours a day after work
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>>84949825
she'd probably ghost you for being autistic, that's true
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>>84949796
You're causing brain damage to yourself as you choose hate instead of love.

You've been warned.
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I would make her sit on me for hours after work instead.
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>>84949796
Who cares? Is that behaviour meant to be noteworthy in some way?
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>>84949796
Does she play games or only sit in servers

I shoved a q tip up my penis and now its stuck. Fuck.
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how in the fuck did this happen anon
how did it fit
how far up is it???
piss it out or something man i don't fucking know but this is hilarious. good luck
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>>84951968
were you trying to do something like this?
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>>84951968
I did this once just to see if I could cum it out and it worked. It hurt my urethra. Never again.


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