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>wolverine feels the pain of his claws tearing through his skin every time he extends them, the wounds just heal back up
Thats pretty metal, i wish they portrayed the shit like this more, maybe make him wince or give a grunt every time he extends them. They always make him a bullet sponge blindly charging forward, but he still feels all the pain of every wound like a normal person he just heals back from almost anything in a near instant. Hes also like 250 years old or whatever
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I want wolverine to fuck my boy hole and cut my neck just barely with his claws in a sensual way and cum deep inside of me. Fuck I'm so horny and lonely fuck my gay chud femboy life
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>>83832833
>It's implied at some point he adapts like the body usually does so he stops feeling anything
I think what OP's talking about is that scene in the 2000 X-Men movie where Rogue asks Wolverine if the claws hurt when they come out and he answers "every time."
https://clip.cafe/x-men-2000/when-come-out-does-hurt/
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>>83832818
He would get used to such pain after experiencing it thousands of times. But this is a pretty cool thread for /r9k/ and far more interesting than the typical shit we see on here. If only Marvel wasn't incredibly gay faggot shit owned by the Mouse though.
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So he's like Blade, but white? ^^
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>>83833758
Blade doesnt have metal claws and only has a weaker healing factor, dumb brown foid NIGGER

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That im still a incel in 2026
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Is it big areola ?
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More big areolas
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Perfect areolas right ?
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Big pink areolas
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Still the best areolas

What are your thoughts on space?
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I'm always fascinated by the prospect of astronomers finding other earth-like exoplanets in the goldilocks zone. That an planets that could support life based upon other elements like silicon and boron.
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>>83833627
Hey babe I'm a 6'8 white male who makes 1,000,000 a week and my dick is 10 inches long but I am bedridden always need a catheter in to urinate as my dick is broken and all I do is code entire databases up to 16hrs a day because I'm so bored with my life, would you clean out my bedpan baby?
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>>83833673
I don't know your height in metric but your penis doesn't work, so no.
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>>83833713
Of course my penis works, how could I piss down a tube and accidentally dribble it on you and the bedsheets if it didn't work, you dirty bird?
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>>83833527
Just a dirty closet full of rocks

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yo bros
i dont really have anyone to talk to about this and i wont lie this site has for sure fallen off, the past 5 years.
but ive always considered myself a neet-bro even when i was pulling 12 hour days in the railroad.
anyways was watching a movie with this girly-friend ive known since middle school. (gonna be 22 in april)
but we were watchin the fuckass hunger games series in discord (cams on) and i turn and look and shes just on her phone on snap looking at dick pics. like shit she was sent
>inb4 gayanons yes he was big
yea just like most of you on here, im average length.
but goddamn man is it even worth it bros
like i get im a boring guy but i just get nervous and dont think acting like my usual self is gonna do me any favours (im a loud guy and pretty crude)
but holy fuck man, am i really that unbearable, and before you say some shit like yes bc im bitching and moaning on the internet but like i said above, I really dont have anyone to talk to about this, yea it hurt, but the hurt was more me realising that its just over for me bros, i dont think im gonna measure up to anything (pun intended :c)
let alone be enough for any1, maybe thats why i like femboys bc i know i gotta take what i can get, even if its gay. ( i aint no bottom)
but like to do that to my face while we're facetiming and watching a movie bro goddamn man. it really puts things in perspective bros. i really think i dont have a chance.
then again im chopped asf so ill prolly head to /fit/ after this and look for a fatbro who lost it all and hope that losing weight increases size.
>that and i gotta stop beating my shit
>inb4 virgin lmfao :C

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>>83833549
I'm just saying, maybe it is better you two just stay friends. There are plenty of fish in the sea etc.
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>>83833528
thank you oldfag anon (im assuming your an oldfag seems like it)
that sounds about right, thank you, i have the resolve now to continue on as friends, and more importantly face her.
honestly i prolly just needed to hear the truth and to wake up from fantasy land, it feels like a huge weight was lifted off my shoulders, and maybe the next time it happens i can joke it off and say sumn annoying or outta pocket like (AYO THIS GAY N*GGA LOOKING AT DICK) prolly not tho lmao
>also i called it quits early on the movie, i hope i didnt make anything too weird, and like the other dude said, theres plenty of other fish in the sea.
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>>83833507
also porn is self cuckoldry, nd i only look at 2d women and softcore smut (m'lady)
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>>83833402
anyway thanks bros, for being there as always in my life, maybe the next time im on here and i see a steam gifting thread maybe ill give back to ma community.
anyways i have some weight to lose and an interview to prepare for.
g'nite yall.
>dont let the bedbugs bite :)
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>>83833649
Good on you rest up and don't give up on yourself. Don't hold onto the friendship if it hurts you. Talking to other women also helps.

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New bodycam video shows female police officer speed through red light and crash into truck

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NBHyFJx0riQ
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>well if they wanted to live they shoulda followed the law!
Every single time a cop does something impossibly stupid or straight up evil and kills a civilian. I wonder how many of these posts are ragebait bots designed to say the most dumb ass shit either to make conservatives look stupid or to make liberals sperg out and type walls of angry text
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>>83832742

Law enforcement attracts the dumbest and most power hungry people.
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>>83833672
Liberals are fucking retarded and think the cops should stand there while someone reaches for a gun
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It is fun to watch cop videos for some reason,she was just responding to some obese hillbilly insanity and hit some other hillbilly.
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>>83833677
its more that liberals expect cops to follow their own laws and be held to a higher standard than your average criminal but bootlicking faggots like yourself will gladly get fucked in the ass to own the libs

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getting the urge to post videos of myself masturbating to pornhub....
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>>83833371
what's so appealing about small dicks? and how small do you like them?
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>>83833397
>how small
idk like 2 or 3 inches? there's a real bottom limit where i'm like damn this guy has a serious medical problem but even most "micropenises" are well above that. i also like fat guys so a mid-short dick like a 4 to 5 incher but he's fat is suitably small for my enjoyment
>what's so appealing
idk this either, i'm a bifag though so maybe it's more feminine somehow? or i just like to feel Huge relative to him, i have a normal size dick and it's demoralizing to only see mega hung superchads all the time.

I also like to feel like a sexual charity worker, an angel of dicksucking who extracts loads from the unsucked, so for that reason i'm looking for men who are just generally unwanted and small dick + fat is very easy. unfortunately i absolutely am revolted by Bottoms and a lot of dicklet men resort to bottoming to cope so i try to avoid this if at all possible. doesn't really matter for porn though. unironically i have a fetish for 'prison gay' incels who aren't even gay and want head from literally anyone. under the desk while hes watching porno, in the dark, don't even look at me.
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>>83833433
I see, well mine isn't small, not the biggest either but yeah, and I'm not even gay or prison gay I just crave attention
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>>83833456
i really like them all so don't worry, but small dick is more of a "fetish" since everybody likes the big ones
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>>83831267
Faggots watch it

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What is sex with connection and love like and how does it compare to soulless fucking?
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>>83828230
nothing theyre the same, stop listening to what women and faggots write on the internet
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when I fuck Nezuko Kamado it's out of love and the sex is mindblowing, unlike that lustful mechanical sex you see in porn.
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>>83828230
Sex with a man you love and connect with is amazing, beyond what I can describe with words. You never forget your first time together.
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>>83833588
stfu you brown femoid
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>>83833588
This. I have nothing else to compare it to, but my god my first time with my spouse was the best ever. Sex now doesn't even compare to the first time even though it is still great.

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Well /r9k/, I'm back to the fucking board. Partner is not ready to meet up in person at ALL this year. I'm about to crack open a bottle of irish cream liqueur and chug it all down into a meltdown. Almost said "I'll have probably shot myself by the time you're ready to meet up in person to be completely fucking honest". Didn't, but I was very close.

Need some actual comfort tonight. Last thing I want is to invest in $ROPE or $RIFLE
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>>83833269
>It's a guy
This dude is about to rope over some fat dude. KEK.
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Find someone else, sorry but he's never going to be able to give you what you want
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OP is a gay
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>>83833269
>Long distance is genuinely causing me severe brain damage and increased paranoia.
It's the homo doing that.
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>>83833247
e-dating is bad for your soul bro i don't care how lonely you are but chugging a bottle of baileys as self harm is completely kino, really thinking of doing this recently. i know its like 6million calories and i will have a lethal hangover and shit pure grease in the morning but the temptation to face a whole jug of one of the retarded fake flavors like strawberry or cookies and creamy is incredible

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Hey Femmmbottt~!
...You stiiink!

HAHAHAHAHA!
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>>83833074
Imagine being this desperate for pussy.
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>>83833074
Based, want to have sex?
>t. not stinky femanon
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Of course, I just finished working out. Want to try running 5 miles? I got plenty more in the tank if you want to.
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YEAH FEMBOT MORE LIKE SMELLBOT! LOL!
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>>83833425
more like... PHLEGMBOT!
LMAO

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It's incredible how people longe to be "normal"
First that normal doesn't exist. Second, let's say it exists, the average person is poor, dumb, obese, live coping with alcohol or/and drugs

Imagine aspiring to be that. Nothing is more insulting than being "normal"
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>>83833350
i just want people to like me, but i know that'll never happen
people are too much trouble anyway
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>>83833350
normal just means not autistic it doesn't mean statistical average across all traits

>Be me
>Horny as all fuck
>Jack off to relieve myself
>Become even hornier than before
Wow. Great. Just Wow. Awesome. Beautiful.
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>>83833251
Not to be that guy buuut if you'd fuck me I wouldn't be so stupid. Come make use of this stupid horny cock that keeps making me suffer then. Make yourself of use.
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>>83833265
are you the op?
why did you ignore my post?
do you think i don't have feeling or wasn't waiting for your response?
foids really make you forget about your fellow robots huh
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>>83833240
Have you tried not jerking off?
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>>83833297
I am a MAN and Im sorry I get shy. I dont mean any harm to you anon. Wish you a great day/night/whatever. It was some pathetic anime porn and I came. I wish I came in the person I loved the most. The person I invested in the most.
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>>83833305
Yes but the urge just gets greater. Are you trying to make me stack up so I can cum big splash later or what cuz thats what it feels like

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Whats your opinion on people who have a very high opinion of this movie
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>>83833678
I have not watched that film and have no opinions on it, its fans, or its detractors.
I will say, if you want a good film, watch Brazil
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>>83833678
VERY bad taste. Everyone knows Pierce Brosnan is best James Bond and The World Is Not Enough was the last good 007 movie.

I can fuck most women but can't make friends with my fellow man. What's wrong with me?
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>What's wrong with me?
You post thumbnails instead of full images
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>>83832543
>What's wrong with me?
You spend your time larping and fictionalizing facts about yourself to post on 4chan.

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Are you ready to accept Adolf Hitler into your heart as the Messiah?
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>>83833647
That's literally me on the right btw
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>God's chosen people
Yes, but God has sent jews many consequences for their shit behavior. It happens throughout the Old Testament.

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i love my boyfriend but i wish he would call me cute things like princess, baby, etc. i wish he would talk to me like im his daughter. so tired of being unlovable. cant help but to think that if i were younger or prettier he would treat me that way. ive asked and told him about it but he doesnt want to because he thinks its stupid but hes been that way with other women before. guess all i can do is read fics on ao3 and cope.
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>>83833643
>just now discovering the hypocritical and double standard nature of moids
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>>83833648
We're not a monolith
>>83833643
I love makeup and long nails
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>>83833659
But most moids treat us as such.
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>>83833622
I don't know who Cassie is, but I know who I am and I am a 10.

>>83833629
I am not black, I am southeast Asian, you fucking retard.
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>>83833670
>southeast Asian
Ah, from nowhere countries that don't matter and everyone looks terrible.


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