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I went out on a dumb adventure recently and I am now being headhunted for my dream job at a dream company, the kind that has been manifest in my mind since I was a tiny little kid, the kind from when I used to be hopeful for things. My current job is already amazing, but this one is in a whole new tier, the kind of "retire in 10 years" level. Relocating to the city I always dreamed of living in.

But I'm at the burned out. I can't bring myself to care. It doesn't make me raise from my seat at all, I'm not motivated. It feels like it's so late in the hour, life is pretty much already over, and that it's utterly pointless. Outside of work, I have utterly nothing. No friends. Nobody to talk to. Nobody I can say good morning to, good night. No one to call and ask to hang out with or to go see a concert. Absolutely nothing.

What's the point of anything if you always retire to the same empty bed at night, ad nauseam in eternity? My job is all I've ever had, and honestly, the only thing exciting in my future prospects is to die.

Could anything snap you out of the dead end of your life, anons?
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>>85599056
>oh you want to kill yourself because you're unbearably lonely?
>just go for a spin in your room dude!
these fucking people dude.
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>>85599576
I laughed, because it's actually true. Childish playfulness is a subtle but powerful antidote to misery.
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>>85598829
If it's dream job can you negotiate less than 9-5 schedule?
You are burned out because you have no free time. You need to carve more time for rest and yourself.
Cut hours, reduce commute length, hire housemaid.
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>>85599217
>if it worked for me it must work for everyone else, after all everyone thinks the same way i do and has lived the same life i had
retard
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>>85599669
I'm saying it doesn't matter, because believing in your own life story is the thing keeping you unhappy.

hey /r9k/. i know you keep seething about yellow fever. the truth is, asian girls are superior, they just are HAHAHAH

and no matter how much you seethe: none of you fucking faggots can break my ass because i'm still standing bitch
https://voca.ro/17wZyaJuv70d
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>>85598773
Personality is a huge factor for asian girls tho
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>>85599611
>Money is a huge factor for asian girls tho
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>>85598465
Japanese woman have that different pelvis thing
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>>85594431
I remember you, you called her manipulative because she said she thought you forgot about her after not texting her for like a day or two.
Good luck, fren. Don't fuck it up. Hesitation is masturbation.
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>>85594414
Sugoiiii, so sexy

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Why does nobody talk about 9/11 gore? There were thousands of body parts, entrails, and melted hunks of flesh all over the streets.
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>>85599389
This is what it said
>Using a wingsuit to escape the World Trade Center during 9/11 would have been extremely dangerous and unreliable because wingsuits require specialized training, controlled flight, and a safe landing system. A person jumping from a skyscraper would face unpredictable wind currents, nearby buildings, and limited room to maneuver, while still descending rapidly toward the ground. A wingsuit cannot provide powered flight or stop a fall, and a parachute would require suitable conditions and sufficient altitude to deploy safely. In the chaotic conditions of 9/11, a wingsuit would not have offered a dependable escape route and could have created an additional life-threatening danger.
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>>85599370
what conclusion did you come to for cable controllerd descent devices?
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>>85599422
Healthier to take the stairs. People who quickly got down the stairs survived. They collapsed about an hour after impact. Like 56 minutes. So you needed to get down immediately despite the danger. Thats how Brian Clark and his group survived even when people were warning him that the stairs were blocked by fire or smoke or rubble. The people who survived didnt listen to that and went down anyway. The people who took the elevator or tried to get to the roof to be evacuated died. There was also no roof access because the doors got locked so they just got trapped or smthing like that so they went back up for nothing
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>>85599422
Stair kings stay winning
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>>85597173
cope
>>85598730
cope
>>85599315
whataboutism cope

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Something Ive realized is since my first gf is, I think most of sexual deviancy in men comes from not having a healthy sex life. Like, when I was an incel, Id fap to crazy porn, even shit like trannyporn, and doujinshis. However, once I got a gf, Ive started to pretty much only fap to vanilla porn. Now at my third gf, I dont watch porn anymore at all since I met her.
Stop watching porn anons, its horrible evil goyslop designed to abuse the manly urges you cant let out in a natural way and corrupts them.
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>>85599463
I didnt fail doe
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>>85599411
>I got gfs and got to have sex so you all need to quit porn
How about you go fuck yourself, pal.
You don't belong here.
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>>85599505
Ive been here for longer than you. Porn is evil goyslop and you need to stop watching it
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Nice bait thread
You quit porn because you found roast beef flaps to jerk off too
I never used porn because GENITALIA LOOKS LIKE UNCOOKED CHICKEN
We are not the same.
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You've fornicated with three different people, and essentially committed adultery by cheating on your future wife three times. You are by far the more sexually deviant. There is nothing healthy about what you are doing with your life.

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>stupid foid acts selfish and awful her whole life
>"like oh my gawd, why are bad things happening to me! let me run to my redditor husband so he can post about it to his gay little subreddit!"
these people are genuinely so sick in the head. why would i ever feel bad for them? they need to fix their personality. bad things only happen to bad people.
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>>85599441
>bad things only happen to bad people
Guess you'll find out for yourself soon enough with how much of a cunt you're being.
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>>85599492
oh trust me, ive suffered plenty. i have been robbed, beaten up, mocked at every job i have ever worked at, i have no friends and am a stupid incel. these peoples suffering, if you can call it that, is getting followed home, once. what a bunch of fucking crybabies. grow up.
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If a large orangutan swung from a tree branch back and forth and then, on an up-swing, sharted out a massive turd projectile towards the foid and Mr Freeze turned it solid mid-flight and it impaled the foid to the car, then the first half of the story would still not be worthwhile to know. I want my seconds back, OP.
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>>85599492
You disabled mouth breathing retard. This post is about a person who did a shitty thing and got called out for it.

Do you feel jealous that, at this very moment, there is a man cumming deep inside Japanese pussy?

Also don't you find it strange how women are so much into sex but not with you?
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>>85586867
I would rather be the tranny that could pass
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>>85598239
Just be chill and fun and you'll get pussy bro
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>>85599629
>Just be chill and fun
im not chill or fun
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>>85586911
same

my japanese gf loves bwc
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>>85586867
i havent really interacted with women in the past 10 years and im also a weird faggot so its a moot point why they dont like me

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He walked bob dylan up on stage in 1975. Who the fuck are you? On top of that he's an NYU film school graduate sucka!
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>>85599644
this is how everyone's proportions look now because of modern fashion

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Yo any foids wanna vc? Drop ur cord also no bpd freaks thx
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>>85599133
Yeah nigga get a grip kek
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>>85599133
>also no bpd freaks thx
a life spent in vain
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>>85599133
can i take any BPD freaks he wont take? plz and thx
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>>85599613
mhm it's whatareyouexpecting. u seem nicer cuz u said pls and thx

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Night

You are awakened by a screeching explosion outside of your house

To make sure it wasnt a noise produced from a dream, you check your front yard

To your surprise, you see pic related has skidded to a fiery stop onto your yard

You go outside, take a moment to take it all in, you then open the driver door

On the seat, you find a note that reads: anon, come find me

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Do you mog your white girlfriends, brown femanon?
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>>85598003
MOGGED by this British lady
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>>85598772
that is a long ass
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>>85598003
>Do you mog your white girlfriends, brown femanon?
You decide.
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>>85598018
You're mentioning this because in your experience it is jealousy of white(s) women? Or just how they are? I don't disbelieve you. I'm sure there are plenty of exceptional latinas, indians, blacks who do an amazing job just as there are white women that are insane or not good at their job but on average you find non white nurses are very negative
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>>85598003
I'm the guy who has posted a lot about the hot pajeeta at work. And I don't know if it is me finally getting over her but, while she is normally surrounded by black women she looks stratospherically hotter than anyone around. But a few weeks ago a young white girl started working at the department next door and when comparing them, the pajeeta looks like a 5 at most.

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If you got a gf and she told you she wanted to fuck other guys, how would u react
I think that'd be kind of hot, not that I'm a cuck or anything
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>>85598347
>feeds me her friends
a fucking cannibal taking moral high ground over a cuck, well i never!
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>>85598354
Do I really need to specify I meant her setting me up with her friends and giving me a harem, stupid?
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>>85598361
humorless individual
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>>85597060
"cuck" became the most trendy 4chan insult in 2014, during GamerGate; then it became the most prominent online insult generally in 2016, during the US election season. Since cuckoldry as a fetish is mostly about humiliation, using the word as a common insult amplified the magnitude of that humiliation. The slur also supercharged the relevancy of cucking in the cultural zeitgeist. So 4chan is the last place that should complain about cucks. It'd be like the gay community complaining about other communities recklessly spready AIDS.
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>>85596785
You're on a red board anon, you should just assume everyone is posting with one hand

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>turned 22 a month ago
>been an alcoholic since 18 and occasional meth user
is it too late to turn things around ?
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I did LSD my first time at 18. You are chasing dogshit highs.
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>>85599571
something's clearly broken about you and you'll never fit in society so just go all the way.
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>>85599571
anon those are both some of the worst drugs to be doing..... you need to at least quit the meth immediately; do you know about the strain it takes on the body?

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IS any form of tattoo ever acceptable on a woman?
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>>85599527
Same, but I just ignore all the faggot, tranny, furry, diaper shit.
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>>85599548
that's the entire catalog...
maybe i'll just shitpost about indians in the crowd at college football today on /sp/
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>>85599555
I still manage to find and create plenty of enjoyable discussion here.
Just like how I still manage to flip through 99% trash on porn sites to find sexy videos of un-tattooed women to look at.
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>>85599529
Well, no, that's not what I meant. I meant you post like a cunt. You don't seem to be all that intelligent, to get what you did from my post.

My amusement over the word being reclaimed by crossdressing men was another digression. I don't quite get how it happened. To me, a man in a dress telling a fellow gender fetishist that the caricature of a woman he was performing was so convincing it was as if he actually had a cunt between his legs, is even more profoundly misogynistic than the original usage. But, I guess, whatever wave of feminism we're on now didn't bother to analyze the usage critically, and simply accepted the apparent positive emotion it conveyed.
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>>85599585
This reads like a press release from someone who wants you to believe their version of events that neither party actually believes in.

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This has to be fake. I refuse to believe that fembot of this caliber is posting here. This is literally the body of Chad's foid. You're telling me that when I reply to posts, instead of replying to a man, there was a chance that I was replying to this? No way.

These have to be refugees from >>>/soc/ and not native residents of >>>/r9k/
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>>85599046
>hates god
>loves satan
>still a worshipful fucktard that bends the knee to ideology
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>>85598873
>no this is what average women look like
Not even in high school
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>>85599088
nah hip dips are nasty. sign of a defective woman (most are)
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>>85598827
Yes this is fucking fake retard
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Stacy-tier fembots:
Scotty
Ophelia
Minty

Becky-tier fembots:
Iris
Coco-chan
Cewl

Proves-that-all-incels-are-volcels tier:
flavia
eliza
pixyteri

We're never going to make it to this point, are we? We're going to have the Nuclear Horror, and that's it...probably just 'reset' to the Neolithic Era or something. Fuckin bullshit, dude.
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>>85598481
>he didn't watch DS9
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>>85598481
We won't, but the descendants of billionaires in their bunkers will. If any of us do make it, we'll be hunter gatherer savages.
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>>85598481
>we'll never get to go explore the big empty nothing
Oh darn...
Look man, there's no observed sentient life other than us in our entire galaxy and the next galaxy is so far away you'd die before you ever got there. FTL travel is a fantasy concept, light speed is a hard limit in the universe so unless wormholes are real and we can find a way to make one, space travel is a huge waste of time.

If people with money and power would start giving a shit about the planet we lived on instead of fantasizing about leaving it to rot while they sail among the stars, maybe things wouldn't suck so fucking bad here.
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>>85598682
It's kinda fucked that with things that are slow, humanity will have to wait until massive migration waves/famine from the equatorial latitudes up North to start doing something about global warming. At which point, it's going to be too late. If they let them through it's over for all of us.

I have no idea where I'd even hide. A bunker with automated machine guns on top might not be enough to stop thousands of people rushing you to get your food.

Maybe an underground bunker with storage? But then you have to fuel it somehow, and the wild niggers will rip all the solar panels off.
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>>85598500
love how the current UFO/UAP disclosure retards are hitting atlanteans and bigfoot now because theres no proof of anything anywhere, much like the previous advanced humans, no evidence of anything in any ice cores, natural reserves of coal, gas and oil untouched, people say they went to solar or wind right away but how lmao
>>85599491
bro we cant even get to the closest star within 20 years lmao
>maybe things wouldn't suck so fucking bad here
i agree with you, the billionaires striving for some humanistic futurism shit know we are already over our optimal human population, theyre banking on advancing enough before the collapse happens, like how musk wants to build his own walled in city, apparently its already kind of that way in korea according to that anton petrov dude


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