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all women are lesbians deep down
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would they eat my ass as they would do to their lesbian lover?
Those breasts are soo gropable (no consent)
Well, women are so amazing so i can see why you fall in love with one even while being one. I put the pussy on a pedestal so much brehs.
This is why I hate women. They'll eat their friend's asshole and call it not cheating, just having fun
God, this why i love women.

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getting a real job is scary and hard but my ideal jobs are unrealistic
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what are your ideal jobs?
>Getting the job is easy
I disagree
t. Applied to 20 jobs, no responses
isnt it more fun to live of welfare
agreed, also all jobs are 1hr+ away without public transport and i dont have a license.

tried for 6 years, they wont budge
t. sweden
I've found it's the opposite. I'm trying to get a new job and I've applied for entry level positions for a month and have gotten zero interviews. But whenever I do actually have a job my boss just keeps me around because I show up on time and do all my work without complaining.

Just happened
>seeing a transaction/talking between workers
>could've sworn I've seen/heard the EXACT same things already. Like this EXACT scenario has already happened. And it's not just common phrases or sayings, it's exact sentences, people, etc.
This ever happen to anyone else? Almost feels like time travel.
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Congratulations anon, you have successfully figured it out that you are living in a simulation. Quickly let a nigger fuck you in the ass to initiate the escape sequence. Hurry up
Only if it is a young female nword, a ebony princess can peg anyday anytim.
By a nigger I mean a 10inched man. Female niggers are sex slaves, they are meant to be fucked, not them fucking you. Kys along with your regressive genes.
congrats, you're a neet who found out that us wagies are mentally clocked out for most of our shifts because we're doing bullshit unnsessecary work with the dregs of humanity. do you want fries with that?
Well, you are free to joins in pegging sessions chudbro, just give a call.

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>recognize that your current way of life is bad
>don't have to courage to change it
Aw hell.
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well then you dont have any right to be bitching about it on the internet
>sees car about to hit you
>does nothing
no one else's problem looser
For me it's less a lack of courage as it is of willpower, energy, motivation, strength and stuff like that.
No its still the drivers fault for hitting you smoothbrain.
Don't feel bad anon; 80% or so of this shit is out of your control. I don't say that to try to remove your sense of agency in life or to absolve you of all responsibility, but people who haven't been deep in the abyss don't really get what it feels like to be down there and the sheer amount of random circumstances and support that it takes in life to pull you out. Life is mostly down to chance and anarchy, the best thing you can do is build a system of personal principles and values to help deal with the events that you face in life.
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>sees pedestrian in the roadway
>does nothing
>kills pedestrian
stfu and get a grip on your life bucko

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What happened to a christcuck?
i have seen christfag posting here as recently as a few weeks ago. He doesn't post much though.
Was he a tripfag tho, strange i havent noticed him
Soren, you nword, where you at?
Soren, my nigga, go spit some christian existentialism to bitchlesa mufackas on finnish fast food degustation forum fr

>working on a rather boring and cold day recently
>femanon coworker i've been talking too txt each other
>sends me a message saying she thinks im really cool but get's the feeling I want to be more than just friends with her
>say's not interested in me like that
>shrug it off and go about my day, another woman L

ffw to an hour or so later..

>femanon shows up to work but day off
>ask her why she came over
>"we need to talk anon"
>offer her to go somewhere and she says yes
>ask her whats wrong, she starts her rant
>"basically, I had sex with coworker anon and regret it"

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i'd be like
>"sorry you got an STI but that's what happens when you have frivolous sex with people you aren't married to. Rather than count yourself unlucky, you should count lucky everyone who does engage in frivolous sex without suffering that kind of consequence. You should talk to your doctor about treating your new disease"
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unironically >this

OP showing another case of modern women syndrome
Bullet dodged, anon. Imagine how much worse that could have gone if she wanted to sleep with you and thus didn't want you to know about the STD.
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OP here, the funny this is, the coworker anon she slept with has slept with MANY other women before and I told her about this, still did it anyways.

i fucking hate women dawg
Why would you tell her that? People want to sleep with more experienced people.

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You are an angel, as defined;
So charismatic and refined
Without a single flaw
You're not a threat at all
Or so I thought until the nightfall
A crimson haze along the sky
I see the bloodshed in your eye
A dark and bloody sight
Across a guilty night
Is this the master of the nightfall?
Your silhouette across the moon signals all the world that you are the reason
we scream in the night
With every effort I have run clutching ever for my gun but I turned and I'm
staring you in the eyes!!!
Chained lady of the night,

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Nobody has the time, patience, desire, or even pity to help retards like me, because there's no point.

A majority of my issues can be fixed or remedied through effort, or atleast mitigated through copes, and it's all worthless because I'm paralyzed from fear. I'm terrified of failure, so much so that it makes it hard to take initiative without the approval others; That's the whole idea of a manchild, you never developed any foundations outside of a dependency towards others. Nobody likes people who choose to be helpless. Nobody likes babies who have no sense of control of their lives. People will atleast give you some benefit of the doubt if they see that you're too stupid to do it, but if they find out that you're afraid, that a grown man is afraid of something everyone is already used to, you're written off immediately as beyond pathetic and seen as a waste of time. Your circumstances will eventually force you or kill you, and they're right. As soon as someone stops helping me, I'll be right back where I started. I'm parasitic.

I have all the tools but none of the confidence to use them. I don't want to change because I'm petrified of how alone I am. I'm afraid that nobody will help me if I make risky decisions and fuck up in the process. I don't want to accept that life is fucked and chaotic with no safety nets because as a grown adult it's expected of me to learn how to cope, but I'm a sheltered baby.

That's why I'm going to die alone, that's why I'm an eternal loser. I'm lazy, scared, and weak. I don't want to try; I'd rather live in fantasies and the internet where failure doesn't exist and I don't have to be scared of living life because its all my fault, and everyone knows it. I despise myself so much despite being so narcissistic.

People like me aren't meant to live this long.
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you know, ironically, that you've been able to identify both the reason people aren't helping you and the reason you need help means you're a lot better off than a lot of the other people around here
and by "better off" i mean that you're not nearly as emotionally retarded as you could be
which just leaves the fear, and fear can be beaten

confidence comes from experience
if you want to get better, ever, you'll just have to go do things you're afraid of
trial by fire is the only way through
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Based wagmi vibes
confidence and motivation are largely genetic and learned hopelessness is hell to overcome. if simply knowing about mental illness fixed people we'd have no mental illness.
>confidence and motivation are largely genetic

Confidence is only 25-50% explained by genetics, the rest is environment, upbringing, and experiences. No matter how bad your confidence is due to genetics, you can become more confident than you are now through experience.
Epigenetic says genetics can be swayed over time with repeated behaviors.

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>been looking for a job for a year worh no luck
>three colleges denied my application
The universe wants me dead doesn't it.
There I was completely wasting, out of work and down
All inside it's so frustrating as I drift from town to town
Feel as though nobody cares if I live or die
So I might as well begin to put some action in my life
You know what it's called

Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law

So much for the golden future, I can't even start
I've had every promise broken, there's anger in my heart
You don't know what it's like, you don't have a clue

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>open job for "entry level position" in my field
>5-10 years working in the field
>bachelor's degree (master's preferred)
>full portfolio of work
>multiple references
>pay: $45k

I think the job market is just dogshit now that the pandemic is pretty much over
I've applied to everything from dishwasher to warehouse worker to office assistant not one job offer
>on LinkedIn, set filters to "entry level" and "on site"
>find job, read qualifications
>batchelor's degree, 1-3 years experience
>sounds good, I apply
>get interviewed
>oh, sorry this is a remote mid level position
>interview ends in 4 minutes
What the fuck? Why do filters even exist on LinkedIn if employers are not gonna use them properly?
They probably weren't even hiring to begin with

>go for job interview at grocery store
>pay is 18$/hr
>interview goes on for 30 minutes
>They make me write up some paperwork
>They print my ID
>"ok anon come back next week for part 2 of interview at 11 30"
>Go to second interview and I'm there at 11 25
>"anon you are 30 mins late for your interview sorry but you have to leave now if we can we'll call you in a few hours"
>never heard from them again
>go back on indeed a few days later and they are still looking
>apply to them as a joke
>never recieve anything

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I dont know what to do in my free time. Im neet and I spend most of my days laying in bed looking at my phone. I need to get some hobbies. I also never leave my house.
Become a wage cuckie, what else
Ive applying all year but Im not wanted. Ive had over 30 interviews, but they dont want me
It's time for heckin McDonald's. Work for two years. Realise you need to be a superhero. Put on your robe. Throw the robe accross the ceiling fan. Fly for eternity.

Or buy an official online course for a wanted position. Excel at it. Be confident. Apply for a job. Get rejected. Fly.

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Why are American comedies so unfunny? I like to think that at this point, I learned English well enough to understand American comedy movies just fine but I never laugh. I can only think of like 2 American comedies I found genuinely funny. Why?
T. French
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I feel the same. American "comedies" are only crude and vulgar. They aren't actually funny, let alone witty.
Britbong comedy has a decent following even in the US, try that instead
youre french, you aren't funny, people laugh at you
CodComedyTJ is the only comedian I have ever found funny
Uhm we have King of the Hill. It's funny.

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It's looking like summer on this board right now.

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I can't relate to you people any more
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this board was completely different 4 or so years ago, now most threads posted here are incel gaslighting and zoomer faggots simping for zoomer thots
Just get into incelcore like negative xp
No way. I'm a metalhead forever
go back even further and this used to be a fucking excellent board
you know what? i remember a time when people posting stories about their sex lives was absolutely fucking normal, "incel" and "chad" were not words, and the reason we were all here was because we were outsiders, not failures
it's been fucking exhausting watching this godforsaken website circle the drain

jesus fucking christ i've been here too long
there's gonna come a time not long from now where an 18 year old is gonna post some retarded fucking greentext on 4chan and i'm gonna realize that i started using 4chan before that kid was born

shit SUCKS
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>stories about their sex lives

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Let's hold a funeral for what could've been Larkin Love 2.0.
She could've had it all, had a huge set of natural tits, could've trained the ass, maybe even have abs. Hell, maybe a sugar daddy simp that pampers her ass until she's 60, when he dies.

But no, she threw away all that potential for body-destroying doses of hormones, animated child porn, and a fat whore that's gonna kill her soon.
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whats with egirls destroying their looks? boxxy turned into a sjw, same with kasper, and agatha
I would like it if you elaborate how you can pull it off, as I am genuinely intrigued.
It's just that this aesthetic really, really ages like milk.

I would assume they met the sad fate of catching on trends. As usual, they hop on too late and flame themselves into obscurity.
Trends = numbers, and it validates them if only for a moment.
They really just wanted money or to be popular in some shape and form, even if it harms them.
My apologies, I should've elaborated "they want to be popular beyond the r9k circle as it was already easy enough to get their approval at the time."

Internet culture is a wicked beast when you go the wrong alleys. They sadly, traversed into the wrong alleys.
I'm very short, slim, pale, and people always tell me I look solidly underage.
Gonna gain weight by 25, I guarantee.
You're malnourished, sick, or you're actually white.
>I look underage
Most likely fetal alcohol syndrome

But you know, looking back
That's oddly close to Crispy's age.
Surely I'm deluding myself because why would a "happily married boy" be here?

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What made you mysogynist?
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There is a reason moids are avoiding your post. I hope the lurkers notice.
Not that guy, but men are the same height (or shorter) forever.

Every old woman was once 18-25. If they chose to waste those years Chad chasing, that seems to be a self inflicted problem.
So women have a seven year window of attractiveness to capitalise on?
How many years after 18 does a manlet have to compensate for his height? At what point is it their fault for wasting their years gooning online instead of increasing their social pull?

Weird that you think women need to take responsibility both for judging unfairly on immutable characteristics like height AND for being judged on immutable characteristics like age. It is almost as if...
> me this summer, waiting under the shadow of a cool bus shelter
> 35 Celsius outside, a girl is waiting too while the bus is late >
> she does not get near me, instead she prefers the suffocating sun and peaks through some small building shadow from time to time >
> bus is 30 min late and she is literally sweaty and smelly
I guess her creep radar went off the chart

> about to go home while waiting a bus
> eye contact with this girl who is about to walk past me
> she freezes, bus arrives and i am going towards her direction
> she is heading back, i catch the bus and she is now walking to where she wanted to go initially
wtf am i that big of an obstacle? how am i not supposed to feel anger when the only kind of feedback i get is negative?
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