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I basically dress like pic related everywhere I go, maybe with a polo or long sleeve neutral tops in the winter. How do you even dresmax? I used to try putting fits together in my early 20s and /fa/ along with my parents just got pissed off at everything I tried, "muh colors don't go together" etc.

Trying to dress just feels like a waste of time. You either have an eye for it or you don't and reading GQ or hypebeast won't change that
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>>83171435
Based KOTH enjoyer.
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>>83171435
>Trying to dress just feels like a waste of time. You either have an eye for it or you don't and reading GQ or hypebeast won't change that
You're not exactly wrong. Unfortunately a lot of dressing nice is looking nice in the first place. If you look like a male model anything you wear will look good on you.
>How do you even dresmax?
It's simple for guys, but it's also boring. A button-down long sleeve collared shirt, trousers, and loafers.
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>>83171435
i like bright clothes, like big blue zip up hoodies and blue shorts, and tie die shirts, and naruto themed jackets .
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>>83171435
>used to try putting fits together in my early 20s and /fa/
Idk about you but /fa/ stuff is not popular where I live. It's a conservative area so it's most just jeans, some type of t-shirt with no graphics or hunting camo stuff.

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>watching TV with your parents
>this pops on
Wat do?
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>>83171375
Well, firstly I'd ask who dug my father up. Then I'd ask my mum why she watches the electric Jew.
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>>83171375
Why would there be tranny porn on mainstream tv tho
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>>83171375
Watch it without a boner to show how heterosexual I am
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>>83171396
because of woke
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>>83171396
Now that the Jews have killed all the Palestinians, they feel emboldened

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I have deployed this template on my domain >:)
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>>83171531
I'm going to use it for random thoughts and pictures of my pet like people use Facebook or Twitter.
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I used a static site generator for my blog: https://github.com/vladris/baku

I write posts in markdown, it spits out html.
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>>83171542
>I HATE web dev I hate web dev I hate web dev
It's either custom syntax framework slop like this or writing it from scratch :)
>>83171549
I want RSS
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Also I am just using hand-drawn HTML on the homescreen for now
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Time to import some content

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Is life really worth living or is suicide the most rational course of action?
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>>83170481
this , i plan on killing myself soon as i literally cant stand it .
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>>83171293
>I'd suggest getting into philosophy.
>look into philosophy
>retards saying either "nooooo life iz GUD" or "just kys lol"
wow!
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>>83170416
nobody knows.
...if only there was a way for you to report back, afterwards.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fY8dENdB620&pp=0gcJCQwKAYcqIYzv
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>>83171485
I don't remember Hobbes or Evola saying either of those things...
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>>83171514
neither one said much about suicide at all. Evola falls under "just kill yourself lol" btw

Would be fascinating to see what would happen if we did this in tbe USA.
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>>83171508
This is like 5 year old news +
It would not be fascinating
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it would be even better if you saw people caring about God and His teachings
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>>83171508
It's actually crazy how obsessed women are with homosexual males. I like brother sister erotic stories so sometimes I will look at the sibling incest tag on ao3. Male/male relationship incest stories are almost three times the male/female ones.
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>>83171508
They cracked down again this summer (ironically, right after an Alt Right site published an article about the yaoi to transman pipeline).

I needed to take a course in ethical AI use. I've had to sit through countless lectures on how to deal with the problems AI has created and will create in the future.

You have no idea what it's like to be a luddite and year after year having to deal with the problems of technology that you warned people about and told them exactly what would happen.

AI is useless and I feel that having to learn how to survive in an AI-controlled world is just wasted time. We could've put all that energy into something else. Like, we just created yet another problem for ourselves. Kinda like LGBT.
Why do we always create global issues and then spend 50+ years dealing with the repercussions? Grow up, humanity.
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What I wanted from Elon Musk
>feed the poor, fix the economy, give people jobs and housing, healthcare etc.

What Elon Musk gave me
>Internet in space which just means we will live in an Internet hellscape forever
>overpriced luxury cars that spontaneously explode

THANK YOU IRON MAN
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At my last job I prompted ChatGPT to make a formula for me to plug into an Excel cell that would allow me to convert the hours I worked into that decimal format that Accounting uses to calculate your wages (like 8.75 if you worked 8 hours and 45 minutes) and sum it up so I could see what my gross paycheck would be and the hours I worked for that week. It annoyed me at how easily it spat out a usable answer.
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>>83171374
It annoys me that I'll be watched and recorded 24/7 forever
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>>83171325
Large language models are a huge investment grift and all these rich tech ceo faggots shilling it to enrich themselves are just going to pretend like it never happened by the 2030s and move onto the next fad and I'm going to throw it in people's faces constantly. It's going to be worse than the .com bubble burst because some websites did actually become profitable during that but text, image, audio and video generation models have been largely completely useless to any actual industry. I have not seen one real world example of these models replacing real work and making money besides generating slop for scams. Even for coding and art it hasn't been verh helpful in saving time but it's outputs have to fixed by a qualified person anyways. Large language models can't actually solve problems or generate new information only regurgitate info that's already been inputed its not real artificial intelligence. It's amazing how much the world economy moves on bullshit.
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>>83171491
>Large language models can't actually solve problems
They are great for cooming and being a fake friend

>she's a 8
>no she's a 6!
She's a three. What the fuck are they talking about?
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>>83169401
>>83170321
THIS, she loses two points instantly without the blue eyes
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>>83168130
Idiot.
.z.r
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>>83170321
Not that most people would care, but her neck, armpits, belly, and lips are also very good.
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>>83167893
She looks very generic and blue eyes are chaff, NPC taste. She's hot enough that people online judging/debating her attractiveness shouldn't matter to her.
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>>83167893
she was a 7+ natural and 9+ with good makeup in her prime. she's literally a celebrity famous for being compared to a succubus aka a semen demon resembling the male ideal.

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All the incels on this board are losers who hide behind fake studies to make up for their personal failures (being ugly and short)

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Turkey Edition
>How does it work?
People will post their Amazon wishlist link according to the instructions below. People who enter the thread may post their list, and it is your decision to gift who you want.
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===[FAQ:]===
READ THE FAQ BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS
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>Does my address get shown?
Your city and state, and shipping name. Refer to the instruction image below. Shipping name can be anything you want.
>How will I know if something has been bought for me?
Items disappear off your list after being purchased. You can also go to your list, press Filter and Sort, then select Purchased.
>Will the information of the gifter be shown to the recipient?
Your first name may be shown. Amazon by default doesn't share but third party items may.
>Why should I gift something? I'm not gonna get anything in return!
This is a different take on a Secret Santa, where anyone can gift or get from anyone. If you're feeling generous, please do consider giving back to others.

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Are we really back? I hope it doesn't get cancelled like last year. Hope to see some familiar faces around.

https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/33W4H8ZULA3AQ?ref_=wl_share
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Is anyone left that are real robots, or is it all normies, and I'm the last holdout?
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>>83171235
i've been posting here since before frogposters took it over in 2014
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>>83171304
Doesn't mean you're not a normie. You've probably had sex.
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I regret gifting normie niggers desu

ants cleans themselves you nasty bitch kys
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>>83171189
>kys
i keep trying too over and over again. i want to. please tell me how? i cant escape. i am stuck in this evil life. i want to die. please god kill me
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>>83171206
*pats*
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>>83171189
flies clean themselves, too, but they still eat shit.
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>>83171189
I could easily rip his head off. I wonder how he feels knowing that. I could literally just tear him apart.
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>>83171189
Still they infest, I must eliminate them.

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how do i get my motivation back
it all came tumbling down in july
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>>83169624
It sounds like you are giving up a lot
I wonder if military service might make sense in your case. With the caveat being if you drop out of the military you can still take advantage of the discipline you might have gained and the physical fitness you gained.
Like it seems your internal motivation isn't enough, and you need external motivation. It is easy to give up after applying for hundreds of jobs and not getting what you wanted
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>>83169677
i actually did think about joining the military, more specifically the air force but they require a fitness test, and that goes back to me lacking the motivation to exercise
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>>83170215
So don't do it as a self motivated thing.
Hire a personal trainer who helps people pass the physical fitness test to enlist in the military
That does a couple things.
1. Social pressure to work out.
2. Sunken costs. You are going to try and get your moneys worth. So you won't miss appointments. And you will try to turn that increased fitness into something. A job in the airforce. Working towards a short term goal. You could get fit enough within 1 year
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>>83170438
>hire a personal trainer
i only make 400$ a month from welfare and i live with my parents i couldnt possibly afford that
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>>83171393
With all due respect, is there something like YMCA in your area? Is there an ability to access one of these athletic services at a discounted rate because you are on welfare?
In my area YMCA costs $19 if you're a youth or on welfare, $50 for an adult, $80 for a household.
In the US there are only classifieds like craiglist. You could post on a classifieds site that you are looking to work out with a veteran, you would like to get ready for military service and they would like to maintain their physique after finishing their military services.
I know what I am describing sounds like work with the chance of failure and an opportunity to give up. I would still like to say it

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I hate that im 34 and girls like this wont be my gf because Im old
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>>83171335
It's been 10 months since I've had an alcoholic beverage, I'm not officially a teetotaler but I drink very sparingly
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39 and hopped in an uber
uber driver: "are you a student"
whew almost got raped there
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>>83171335
I'm tempted to post a selfie to prove it sometimes I surprise myself with how inordinately young I appear because it doesn't match my personality at all but I pretty strictly adhere to Bryan Johnson's blueprint meal plan and follow all of the most successful anti-agers like that Brandon Miles May guy who looks like a teenager at 35, it's pretty remarkable what can be done in terms of facial preservation these days with enough diligence
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>>83171296
i was a neet shut in for more than 10 years and work at night. sun does not touch my skin. i have ZERO wrinkles
you pobably have more wrinkles than me
i do have that thing where the fat in your face settles into pockets but i had that since i was 24
and i dress really young because im still poor so i can see why people get confused
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>>83171409
what ive observed is after a certain point people stop aging in years and start aging in decades
like it'll take a decade for you to age noticeably again
thats why theres so much overlap to gen z looking old and millenials looking young theres a bracket from 25 to 35 where not a lot of aging actually happens

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>noooo men can't be raped!!!
What am I supposed to do in this situation?
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>>83171155
>Foid lightly touches me
>Vision goes hazy
>Fall down
>Unable to move
Damn, this is how evil and powerful foids are. Stay safe brocels.
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>>83171359
Asians are so bad at acting and writing realistic dialog. They're fun when it comes to fantasy and ridiculous stories that's why anime is so popular but they can't do realism to save their lives. Just their particular brand of autism I guess.
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>>83171359
Imagine being the sad faggot that decided to download it and post it here.
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>>83171364
>>83171385
Yeah, it's a taser
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>>83171155
i feel like a booktok faggot cuz this shit made me hard

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>all poor people deserve to be poor, all rich people deserve to be rich
Do you agree with him?
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>>83171283
Why does he look like that? Is he shitting himself?
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>>83171283
this is just the bro equivalent of a just world fallacy. having the opportunity to work hard is a privilege not a right.
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>>83171283
yes all jews deserve to be rich.
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>>83171283
no because i'm not an imbecile
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>>83171283
as a poorfag i've sat and thought about what i could've done differently in life and even if i went ham and worked consistently full time i still wouldn't have enough money.

i'd much more agree with sam hyde about doing crazy shit to get rich like putting all your money in crypto. all rich people gambled and have a mountain of debt this isn't the 50s there's no such thing as honest work anymore. You are either a whore, a scammer or a gambler nowadays unless you started your career in the 90s or something.

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Its so brutal to be a sub8 male nowadays,u just have to realise that u will never have this fundamental experience while even 2/10 girls have it for granted
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>>83171451
>men will literally try to fuck anything, even an obvious ai photo that looks like a fucking mugshot
>women dont even consider it
women are right about most men needing to be killed in war


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