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Just fuck us, fembots. Let us robots fill your pussies up.

t. Not a Coomer
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I had sex with someone I met from here once and it was awful.
who cares about fembots
I'm fine with jacking it
damn, i must be the most unluckiest guy ever or its a government conspiracy cause all the girls i meet are lesbo bitches. I flirt nd ask out but, LESBO BITCHES.
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>who cares about fembots

im a virgin (inb4 obviously), but i have a theory that lonely pussy squeezes the tightest.
>tfw no fembot girl to fill up with seed whenever i need to cum

The past is over. Gone forever.
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Did you guys at least do something decent in your past? Any girlfriends, parties, friends and just general good memories? Like the rest of the world did?
I'm sorry op but I'm pretty sure that the past is gone forever. Yes we could hurt ourselves thinking about the time that will never come back, but it's also a good opportunity to understand how much the present is importanr
In experience some of the past at least twice, so no it is not gone it is just in a different space in time
Am I living all of these realities at once while I'm subconsciously choosing to process this world or do these all occur in a life-timeline where each subsequent death results in a complete erase of the mind?
I would love to live happily in a time where I don't remember who I was, oblivious to whatever cycle is going on. It sounds very peaceful to live with immortality beyond "never dying".
>Am I living all of these realities at once while I'm subconsciously choosing to process this world?
The power of subconscious reality picking can only be attributed to gods

>do these all occur in a life-timeline where each subsequent death results in a complete erase of the mind?
That's what i believe, and this is the best form of existence. Thanks to memory deletion, you won't remember those lives where they tortured you, or you were born in famines seeing your family die before you. But sadly, that life where you experienced the most pure love will also be forgotten.

>I would love to live happily in a time where I don't remember who I was
Childhood, paleolithic era. We both enjoyed those times of pure illogical action and freedom.

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imagine paying hundreds of dollars because orang man bad
i hate redditors
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Maybe it is. I really can't tell anymore.
Honestly the cure to this is to not even think of redditors as humans. The psychological state they're in when they're on reddit is inhuman, and trying to understand it as human will only confuse and depress you. Extend this out to trump derangement in general.
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>The psychological state they're in when they're on reddit is inhuman
They think like fucking insects. Unless you have a certain amount of points to your name, nothing you say will be given thought by them. They're not there to discuss certain topics, they're there to build their ego and weasel themselves into a favorable spot in a nepotistic game. It's like this shit is some sort of preconditioning for some type of real life social credit system.
>t. assfractured redditor who has created his entire identity around hating grumpf and now that he's gone is coming to the realization he has no personality
No wonder lefties on reddit don't mind if China throws their weight around and gets more cultural sway in America. Reddit is 3/4 of the way to being a social credit score system.

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Been gone a few years, had a nice college experience with friends and even a few girls. Started my career last week and it's high-school all over again. I was the only one not invited to happy hour and am probably going to be silently disliked for the potential years I work here, also moved away from all my friends and lost my gf. I forgot what being a loser feels like but now I remember; I forgot about how it's kind of comfy in a way too.

How are you guys doing?
Loving covid, as I get to do my thing from home.
But also lonely cause I haven't had friends for a few years now.
just don't give a fuck, you're there to make money not friends
Worse now you're here
yeah you're right, but unfortunately I work at a huge consulting firm so networking is one of the most important things

Let's be honest you're miserable regardless

I know what you mean, COVID is comfy but I feel like somethings missing. Life feels so stagnant and my youth is running out.

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Imagine her raping your son. What would you do if you knew about it?
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God I wish that were me. The kid, I mean.
go to the police.
I'd let her rape me if she wasn't so skinny though
Teach him that shes pink on the inside and he needs to spread them lips for the goodness
ask if i can fuck her too, i guess.
I'd beat her up and tell her "You're not getting any lightskinned kids out of my son!"

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I'm so fucking hungry robots and my uni gave me 500 dollars for being good at school. What food should I order?
Sushi or burgers
No fast food

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>decide to get into assplay
>its kind of fun but also makes me feel like a degenerate idiot
Should I continue?
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I'm pretty sure this is the same artists works, take your pick he makes good shit.

Are there a lot of gays in japan or something?
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Yep. As many anons on here that I either flirt with or talk to, none have been in my state or region.
No, there's very few actual gay men in Japan. Hentai like that is done by straight men who also have a thing for cute boys.
I look at futa on male porn and imagine myself getting drilled by femenine and beautiful ladies with cute and powerful dicks when playing with my ass so I don't consider myself a homo.

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>is ugly as sin
>married a pretty young asian woman who is slightly richer than he is

Why haven't you taken the yellow pill yet?
>Whats the best way to get back a relationship? I
Believe me I have
Because my paranoia runs deeper than a redwoods roots. I literally can not trust anyone outside of my family.

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piss and shit and fart and...
How do you know my favorite tags?
Why my balls so smelly bros
You paid? Well I peed and shidded and farded and camed

Would it be weird if I paid a qt escort to hold me while I cry?
no and I'm sure they'd take the easy money considering it takes ZERO toll on them
It'd be weird but they'd do it cause ez money
just get a gf you coomer
thats what ur mom is for. im sorry if yall dont have a good relationship.
They've done weirder and sadder things.
Unless you wind up somehow making her feel really sad for you, it won't affect her, it's easy money.

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Ask for advice, share stories, give advice, the usual. Keep it generally family-related.

Archive(still not updated)-

Previous Thread-
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It's chicky alfredy night wooo wooo.
Gonna make the chicky alfredy with the sauce and the chicken and the noodles
Chicky alfredy, with a little bit of shredded cheddar in the sauce wooo wooo!
What's so good about chicken Alfredo? I've never been a big fan of the stuff
BUpofuckty afagtyi sure am bumping currently
Who cares what her husband thinks? Besides, if he acts like a controlling bitch, that will just drive her further into your arms
He grills the chicken breasts on the grill. Nice smokey flavor.

Also it was really yum.

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About to turn 20 very soon, what should I request as a present?
Pic unrelated, I don't actually like any of those games on the left or right.
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I hate both sides (besides terraria).
Maybe you should try and pick up some old vidya, maybe some jrpgs.
Other than that could you tell me what you were thinking of getting?
Unironically a whore, but I can't really ask for that.
you could ask for enough money for a whore.
nothing, you're gonna be 20, it's just another day now
It's not like I'm going to celebrate yet another year away from high school.

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Femanon here, check out the first ever /r9k/ podcast by a femanon and let me know what you think
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it's really good, very informative. It never let me down
Mmmmm, Makima.
You do know that youtube videos embed so we can still see the title right
There's no way in hell I'm going to waste my time listening to that.

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>he used a rolling backpack in elementary school
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So I'm guessing you were one of the kids to wear trench coats and fedoras while trying to look like an edgy anime character...
no, those dudes carry briefcases.
Those kids are now doctors and engineers. What are you, anons? neets, that's what
>carried all my books and folders in my arms and pockets
you guys are lucky ;^(

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If both an asian girl and a black girl wanted to date you, and they were on the same level in looks, intelligence and personality, who would you choose?
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Trick question

If they were the same in looks then it literally doesn't matter who i pick
Imagine not wanting to colonize a black qt and having the most stable couple according to marriage statistics

Imagine wanting to produce an Elliot Rogers
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The black queen of course.
Black girl for sure.. Idk why but i find black queens so sexy..
Black girls are high test so they fuck like crazy that's why they're always pregnant.

Asians are shy and meek and usually have flat asses
>Date and not necessarily marry
Asian. If it's marry, my answer might be black.

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