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> Be me straight male (19)
> Best friend comes over to study
> Stupid retard naps on my bed instead
> Goes home having done nothing
> Notice my sheets smell like him as I go bed but think nothing of it
> Wake up later that night with a throbbing boner
> Jerk of to the smell of him on my sheets

What am I to do?
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>>84159285
Congratulations anon, you are 19 and have realized you like boys! This is a very good position to be in. Either talk to your bro and feel him out on becoming sweet little homo lovers, or get some of that D elsewhere.
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>>84159285
You are bisexual. Nothing wrong with that, just use protection and don't tell women
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>>84159285
like right now or existentially?
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>>84159854
Great job troonbaiting and responding to yourself OP im sure nobody will notice
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>>84159285
You are gay. Stop repressing.

Please stop having other friends besides me.
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>>84159364
1.) Free housing.
2.) A study partner.
3.) Access to the woods.
4.) Platonic cuddles maybe?
5.) Emotional support.
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>>84159350
Only if you tend to my every need
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>>84159605
>Only if you tend to my every need
I can do that.
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>>84159613
>can do
But will you ?
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>>84159795
>But will you ?
If and only if you promise not to have other friends.

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What's it like having a penis with a foreskin?
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normal
orgin
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what's it like having a gf with nice soles?
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>>84159953
it's like having a neat little hood that covers my very sensitive cock head

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Why are the women on porn so much hotter than women irl?
I have a gf that Ive been dating for about 2 years. Shes kind slim thick, but she honestly does nothing for me lookswise. Recently she bought some white lingerie and has been sending me pics in them, but she honestly just looks pathetic. Pic related was the first OnlyFans bitch I found wearing the same lingerie and she absolutely mogs my gf. What gives?
>hurr durr youre a coomer porn addict.
Nope, I only jerk off to porn about once a week or less. Most women are hags irl and chase Chad. If they chase Chad, why is it so bad for me to be more attracted to porn whores?
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>>84159731
>I only want Stacy but I had to settle for Becky because Stacy only wants Chad
Many such cases.

I feel bad for your gf. I hope she finds her Chad bf soon
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ragebait or not you're a hypocritical, delusional iqlet who's most likely sub 5 himself. leave ur gf and let her find a real man
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>>84160024
Its just social conditioning in my opinion. Most people are this way. Go tell your mates at university or work that you find 90 percent of the women there ugly and you will get probably get called closeted. And if they dont outright say it, they are almost definitely thinking it.
>>84160033
>>84160044
Nah, I dont think I will leave her. But keep simping and be sure to screenshot this and send it to your Discord e-whore that youre orbiting.
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>>84160024
nta
>Is your preference, that has literally no influence on their lives, such a threat to their worldview or something?
Yes, actually. Foids have been conditioned to never be questioned. Foids live life on easy mode. Being told "NO" or, heaven forbid, being told they suck as people, is not part of their growing up experience.
Meanwhile men get mayyybe 3 compliments over their lifetimes.
>its like a pavlovian response
That's exactly what it is. That's what you get over generations of straight-up banning any form of accountability or demands upon foids.
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You really shouldn't get into relationships with people you aren't attracted to. It's not fair to either of you

This girl was arrested for trying to kill some boy at her school because he was ugly.

She's also said to be on eating disorder twitter and is pretty weird in general
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>>84159828
>She's a child dude
OUT OF 10
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>>84159856
Not op but she's still a cutie dude. What, if the aoc laws allowed you to boink her and she was down, are you saying you wouldn't?

I'd let her play with my penor a bit if aoc laws allowed it, probably wouldn't fuck her, i'm sure she's got a lot to learn.
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>>84159856
there's a difference between thinking someone is cute and wanting to have sex with her
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no foids ever wanted to kill me to resurrect adam lanza in high school
*sigh*
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>>84159748
I think I can save her

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why do women not ask men out more?
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Women ask men to stop being shit but it doesn't work sadly
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>>84159900
How are they being shit?
Maybe it's you that is shit and they don't want to be not shit because they aren't being asked out no matter what they do.

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Foids would you trust a robot(whos your bf)if yk/found out they have a history of being a simp and added tons of girls from here from a long duration of time(decade+)but irl they are completely maiden-less or would you break up with him?
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>>84160097
I add girls from here, chat them up until they offer to send a nude, then freak out at them "I thought we friends what the fuck that's so weird you freak" and block them. It's good fun.

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>live in mom's basement
>power went out due to massive snowstorm
>pitch black
>no flashlight
>phone at 5% with no way to charge it, eventually shuts off
>lights kept flickering
I recorded it in webmrel. i was scared :(
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>>84159934
You'll gain life experience and your mom will appreciate u more
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>>84160007
kys oreganooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu
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>>84160041
i would have done that too actually, i hate the dark :(
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>>84159934
>Why would I live someplace NICE???
Perhaps for self-respect
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Bare studs.... lotta potential if you use your imagination.

I live in Redmond Washington. Is it even at all possible for me to meet a clingy autistic irl friend if my city is like 50% soulless foreign big tech drones?
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>>84157358
>I live close to you but I don't like you and I don't want to be friends with you

Then why bother posting in this thread? Don't you have better things to be doing with your time?
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If you are a high-IQ autistic anon who lives near me and wants to study with me then please add me on Discord here:>>84157126
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>>84158206
should one stop by and say hi if they're in redmond but not autistic, male, or homosexual?
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>>84158451
Yes but if and only if you come alone and do not film me.
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>>84157143
>Ugh, this site is overpopulated with Americans.

>Being surprised that an English-speaking website is mostly composed of people from the largest English speaking majority nation on earth...

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Every single woman that's told me that I was "the one for them" or that "we were mean to be together" eventually ended up treating me like crap and dehumanizing me.
Why the fuck do I continue to trust women? Women are nothing but scum, creatures that can't take responsibility for the shit they do

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I sometimes necrobump people's threads with replies that make it look like they're replying to themselves.
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the I'm OP and I'm trans schtick is so outdated. You send them faggots to their containment board >>>/lgbt/ until they take the hint
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>>84159974
forgot to mention I am, in fact, trans btw which is why I find that style of comment so annoying
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Sometimes when anons are having an argument I intentionally make a shitty argument pretending to be one of them
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>>84160037
If it's in the middle of it, it only helps me because I reply anyways and show we're two separate people
It's the worst when I feel like I've made my point and it's time to walk away and you do that shit so I then have to make a further reply which then inevitably chains more if the other guy is still there
Don't then pretend to be the other guy or I'll never leave the fucking thread until it 404s
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>>84160063
It works best when it already got a little heated and they're typing long replies. I insert my shitty brainlet one so he responds to it first, eager for the easy chance to demolish the other guy

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Stemcels are useful, social media is ok for networking, and the occasional consumerist entertainment is nice. However, nothing heals the spirit like intelligent, highly aesthetic literature with universal power.

In the search of lasting joy and ecstasy, I have spent years: shitposting on 4chan, being a ravenous glutton, pursuing a lucrative career, minmaxxing and custom character creation in Skyrim, wandering aimlessly on YouTube and the WWW in general, consuming copious amounts of thc, messed around with some women, integrated myself in different cultures, adhered to different forms of Christianity, etc. All of the world's lower pleasures are so empty compared to the feeling of reading a literary masterpiece. /lit/ has given me a great place to start reading, so I think I'm finished with 4chan as a whole.
>inb4 see you tomorrow
No, I am dead serious. I've been coming here out of habit, and I get no excitement from any of this. Turn to universal beauty, my friends.
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>>84159880
Before you leave recommend some /lit/ will u?
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What process/equation do you use in your daily life to make decisions?

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you're being a BIT CHallenging
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>>84159942
I am challenged so yes
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>>84159942
You're either insulting me or trying to sell me shitcoins. Either way, I am slightly annoyed.

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Half a semester of uni left to find my wife before dating difficulty increases 100x :)
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>>84159548
>Go to the Philippines or China as a teacher for a while and just vet them to make sure they are not using you for citizenship
I'm only attracted to freckled brunettes.
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>>84159552
The gooey holes are the same everywhere. That is all that you think you are missing out. Just gooey holes.
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>>84159548
>Go to the Philippines or China as a teacher for a while
Yeah, let me just change careers and sell my house to roll the dice in a foreign country. What happened to mail order brides?
>Or even just stay in their native country because America is nigger hell and gets browner every year.
Stormfags always use this as an argument and then suggest you move to a country that almost zero (0) percent white kek
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>>84159575
If you are an international teacher in the Philippines you make an upper middle class income and can do whatever the fuck you want and have any pick of the 10/10 Filipinas. Im sorry that you did not think of this earlier but as long as you are younger than the age of 50 you have to time to get on the sexpat train with the rest of us.
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>I want to find love
>Have you considered fucking filipino ladyboys?

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erowid.org
psychonautwiki.org

>4chan activity decreases
>/drugfeel/ activity also decreases
This is the second topic I've created today, I hope it doesn't get archived quickly.
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>>84159836
What is the point of these threads? Just the observation than 4chan is getting slower? The whole internet outside of social media seems to be slowing down. Eventually people will stop using browsers entirely and everything will be silo'd into apps.


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