I feel like if i didn't have access to social media my life would be completely different
>>82959236I'm literally you.
>>82961287Just in time to get back on the modern dating market to get the privilege of dating a modern woman! (glorified prostitute)
cant waste what has no value
>>82958945I did, but it was all career/financially related. Now that I'm making halfway decent money, things are really good, but a decade of low paying shit jobs burned away a lot of fun years.
>>82958945well what exactly is there to do, I have no idea. Come on anons give me an idea and will do it
my big sister is taking me to chick-fil-a after my ketamine/spravato therapy appointment this afternoon!
>>82961222Drugs....... dont do it op.
>>82961625>any food is better than none at this pointi suppose i won't harp on you to harshly, then. i hope that you enjoy your meal and that your treatment goes well. please do try to make healthy choices and nourish yourself. it has a major impact on your mental health, but i know that you're aware of this. be good, be safe, make good decisions
>>82961643awsum >v<>>82961698it's esketamine, my bad. 56 or 84mg apparently, though i dont know how that compares to the regular stuff. it's a nasal spray.>>82961704yeah it's kinda weird, i'm probably gonna be bored but i'm still looking forward to it>>82961727awwww man
>>82961222will ur sister date me?
>>82961768supposedly esket is stronger than ket and 50-80 is a decent ketamine dose so u should definitely feel iteven just laying down and thinking about stuff is fun on ketamine. listening to music is great too. hope u enjoy
>tfw metro detroit Michigander and learn people don't call it devil's night everywhereWhat da hell
>>82961190Cops here in NJ have said the night is getting quieter and quieter each year, and from my own observation there are far fewer TP'd homes.Reason given is teens have more entertainment options now, like doomscrolling tiktok.
>>82961190That explains that D12 song...
>>82961471All my knowledge of Detroit comes from Eminem, D12 and 8 Mile.
Every night is devils night when you have pizza
>>82961596The pizzafag strikes againWho will stop his reign of terror
randomly remembering i had plans to run off with a 32 year old man at 16
>>82960129Here on r9k or here on 4chan?
>>82960359Here on r9k. Maybe you can guess who but I don't want to post anymore identifying details for the sake of our privacy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmljreTAgYIRemembering Albert from Almont that wouldn't date me because 16 was too young and all his friends and family said it would be fucked up. I cried over him for weeks lol this was "our" song
>>82956549well you can dm on dis if boredanon3564683546854685893444258679
>>82957674this sounds like actual hell
Is there a reason why this country has genuinely shitty people? I'm not antisemite because I don't have a penmen problem with non Israeli jews but I never met an Israeli I remotely liked. Why are they so comically evil?
>>82961719Nigga can't even be bothered to properly learn his own fake ass settler-colonial language and just speaks English kek.
>>82961739Consquence of being Russian.
>>82961719you'll be fine big boy>>82961742dibil blyat
>>82961742Why the fuck are you even in the middle east you faggot? You don't belong there, go back to slavistan already ffs.
>>82961756hahaha i'll try haha>>82961756Yeah, i also suck at russian too.>>82961760Uhh there's like a million slavs?
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>>82960585seconded looking at the vagina, balls and assholes of strangers is a huge turn-off for me. I'd rather have the pretty pictures of a doujin
>>82960576I dont really get horny from watching porn. I guess thats just a moid thing.
>>82961470Yes, but that's unrelated. If I wanted to get horny I'd rather just think of a previous sexual encounter or my boyfriend doing foreplay than I would watch porn. Not that I don't enjoy watching people have sex, but it's not the same when it's through a screen.
>>82960576I don't go out of my way to watch it; but if it's all girls and I find them attractive and they're not doing anything gross, I don't mind it.
>>82961759>even if you get a gf she'll be thinking about previous sexual encounters instead of you to get her engine purringoof
need a femboy to use my face as his foot rest
There is a noticable lack of foot posting in this thread
>>82961566I glanced at /lgbt/ and they call everyone who wants young adults pedophiles. I'm scared if I decided to invite one of these deranged people to my house will I be cooked? I've never found men attractive irl so I don't know if I can commit to it but I'm lonely and horny.
>>82961713bipedo
>>82961713Listen anon if you are that scared of grindr you might as well try soc they will be more likely to understand your autism
>>82961769im scared of the autistic people because they are the ones that blackmail and im not posting my face in 4chan
i have a crippling soda addiction
>>82961194ok die then I idgaf
>>82961301aw man what the heck. i don't wanna die. that's not very nice at all
>>82961162lucky>>82961169expensiver>>82961203yes, what other kind is there?>>82961211i should, last time i quit i used tea. sigh
>>82961452you def should. the tea shortcut really works well especially if it's one with a good flavour on its own. I recommend rooibos / red tea or some matcha green with added lemon
>>82961503i always drink earl gray, so ill probably buy a ton of it and drink it exclusively for a month or so after i finished my several 12 packs of soda
All Hallows' Week EditionIt's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories on milfs, your own lovely mom or any other relatives you fancy. Cucks, cuckposting, and fetishspamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!Previous: >>82859100https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82859100Story Library: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pubPLEASE VOTE IN THE POLL IT DOUBLES AS A THREAD CENSUShttps://strawpoll.com/XmZRQP0DLgd
>>82960775Dexteranon, how's your mom's lower body? Is she hourglass shaped like the character?
>>82960775we like hapa-chan an her tsundere vibes very much around here
>>82960775Unlike the hapa, Kels doesn't act like a cunt to Nomi
>>82960775>Mom would always dress up in something silly and unsexy like a bee or an apple.The more I hear about your mum the more I like her
>>82931002>>82945861Have you ever done anything with your mom?
You can tell when a protest is in a western country because all the flags being flown are of various different brown and black countries
After 5 years of lifting weights and putting on muscle I suddenly find myself insanely attracted to women with a fluffy bush. Something about it activates something deep in my caveman brain and makes me want to breed. Is this normal? When I was an 18 year old skinny twig, all I wanted was shaved and smooth, after putting on 40lbs of muscle all I can think about is a fluffy natural bush
>>82960338God, I fell in love with this FWB a couple years ago over her smell.She had the most amazing smelling body I had ever met. She was crazy as can be and pushed me away, I really miss her.Every time I meet the perfect woman, there's something wrong with them that ruins it
>>82960338Yup, my gf keeps it totally natural. The smell after a long day is intoxicating. She sleeps totally naked every night too and there is nothing better than waking up to soft pale white girl with a fluffy bush
>>82959309You just grew up nigga, when boys become men they take a liking of what actually matters in a woman's body, a hairy pussy, sweat, menstruation, big enough breasts, big childbearing hips, etc.That's how you know you aren't a boy, you stop giving a shit about how is supposed to look a woman and start to like what is a woman, what they grow up to have.
>>82960622Exactly, my gf and I started dating as skinny 18 year old virgins. We both shaved our pubes, and she was always trying to stay as skinny as possible. Once we graduated college we both got seriously into weight lifting. I went from being 135lbs to being 175, she stopped worrying so much about cutting calories and instead focused on eating protein and building muscle. She has thickened up in all the right places, big ass, big thighs, larger tits, and a soft little tummy. She also stopped shaving, now rocking an untamed fluffy bush. It feels like we are mating the way nature intended us too, not how society wants us
>>82960375it's not slipping out, you gooner brained idiot. the panties are a size smaller
>he fell for the gamer girl memethe truth hurts right?
>>82961116Yes, it hurts tremendously when ignore my convictions and experiences and let myself fall for the female trap, only for it to end up in disappointment and betrayal, again and again.
>>82961116>he fell for the gamer girl memeI actually never did.
>>82961146you can get a skinny girl that's obsessed with you but they're a lot of work
>>82961481How do I do this? *I ask originally*
>>82961116KEKEKEK the only girls that really care about games and have skill are trans
I STILL don't want to settle down with a wife and kids.Is anyone else just finding the whole thing completely unappealing? I feel like you die the moment you do this. Watching my friend who got married and he has absolutely no time for anything other than work and rearing his kids.
Women should not cut their hair short like this
>>82961618>a wifeWould love one.>kidsFuck no, never. I just want to be comfy DINKs.
>>82961618it doesn't matter what I want. dogshit genes shouldn't reproduce. it's simple as.
>Women should not cut their hair short like thi..
>>82961618I feel vaguely obligated to, because if you do not it is seen as a failure.But I have no desire for it or interest in it.
Why is simply being the original aggressor not enough for people to hold themself accountable or admit fault? When you look at most conflicts in the world, there's always a "Two-sides" bullshit argument people like to push. It DOES matter who started it, otherwise the conflict would not exist.
>>82960418You owe whites everything, ungrateful ape.
>>82959849If she looks good I'm gonna fuck her that's it I don't pretend She is like us and I'm Whiter than you
>>82958355>His nose and bone structure isn't even remotely european lookingYou're correct about him being a Gypsy, but plenty of Southern Europeans have his features. I always thought he resembled young Robert Davi.
>>82958338Black radicals false claim to be jews and are split between that belief and being Muslim. They dont accept Malcom x or Obama because they say they're not black (shit take). Nice image though op, I can clearly see how obsessed you are.
>>82958338stfu nigger go do 50% of the crime in your african mudhuts
come on anon! I know you can do it! you can get her you just need to believe in yourself!
>>82961653So true blooda, im thug maxing in my ghetto and killing all the tweaks around my spot coz nigga finna stay up yurr. Smoking all the opps nigga fuck the other side.
>>82961653Kill yourself, nigger. Don't sell fake hope.
