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LowTierDahmer

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>age
>race
>virgin or no
>which race do you prefer to date/fuck
>do you want to have children
>what is your favorite sexual activity
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>>84782526
I also take 150mg of venlafaxine. Down from 225mg
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>age
34
>race
White
>virgin or no
I have done some light caressing but never put benis in bagina :DDDD
>which race do you prefer to date/fuck
White or East Asian or Iranian
>do you want to have children
Yes
>what is your favorite sexual activity
I don't know
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>age
30
>race
White
>virgin or no
Kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin
>which race do you prefer to date/fuck
If I ever did anything with a foid, I would prefer if she were white
>do you want to have children
I would only want to have children if I were wealthy. I've never even had income before
>what is your favorite sexual activity
The one I've imagined the most in recent times is throatfucking. I became obsessed with it around 2018 and I've nearly exclusively masturbated to the thought of that activity ever since
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>>84780724
Gotta love data mining
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White
No
Only guy ive been with is white
Yes
Dont think I have a singular favorite activity its all pretty great just being close with my partner
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>>84780724
>>age
20
>>race
white
>>virgin or no
no
>>which race do you prefer to date/fuck
white only
>>do you want to have children
not right now
>>what is your favorite sexual activity
giving oral

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How do I get a mentally unwell, skinny, flat gf with unkempt hair who just wants to hang out and snuggle and stuff?
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>>84767637
Rightfully so. Either men's fantasies are retarded or real women trying to realize them are retarded but the fact is that mixing fantasies with reality never ends well.
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>>84767623
I am exactly like this and when I was in school boys would laugh at me and girls would mock and talk about me as I walked through the corridors. Very few people actually want this outside of fantasies, especially if you aren't attractive.
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>>84767623
by being tall, having money, and not being awkward.
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>>84769191
sounds like i need to scoop you up, break you, force you onto a plane, and travel the world with me.
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>>84782596
Him or Variety of porn. I like femboy stuff for example, cute adorable yaoi, not the huge hairy leather men kind. Not sure why. So if i find a nice animation to goon to, yeah. Also i like futa, also no idea why, but not for the women, i'm not bi, just something about them having a dick just makes it... not gay and desirable? Like the fantasy of if i was normal, and had a best friend who is a girl but with a big dick, and we just casually fuck, i don't know, it just does it for me for some reason. I suppose guys get this too because i see a thread or two variant of "is fucking femboys gay?" in some way like every day here. And just stuff like that, the "non-normal" stuff, yeah i can goon out to that. But if it's regular porn or just no material daydreaming, i basically always replace whatever man is in there with him, or place him in the daydream fantasy, and then place myself as the girl. It's hard to not do it when i see him and talk to him almost every day and i get to see him shirtless a lot and i also sometimes sleep in his bed and we cuddle on the couch while watching movies often and bla bla bla you get it, lots of exposure.

Basically imagine you live in a flat, and your roommate is literally everything you want out of a partner. Lookswise, physically, emotionally, personality wise, sexually, just in every possible way, the person you are living with is everything you fantasize about, right there, in the flesh, not a drawn OC or a fursona or a fantasy or a fake instagram model with tons of filters and make up. Your absolute peak fantasy that your brain wants is right there, in front of you, every day, lives with you, talks to you, and let's you have a lot of physical contact. And you can't have it. You can't propose or confess feelings, you can't ask to take things "further". You just have to look and daydream, while your peak fantasy is right in front of you in the flesh.

Anyway i feel dizzy so that means i'm probably tired, gonna try to sleep.

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This guy is claiming /r9k/ has been ruined by egirls, trannies and porn. Is he right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Otu6UZMhc
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>>84782272
this is based and true and nobody is comfortable admitting it because theyre all slopwashed
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I've been posting porn here for well over a decade
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>>84782424
I can only imagine how fulfilled you must feel in life.
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this guys advertises his own youtube video on r9k. is he right to do that?
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>>84782044
Accurate.
I've been here since 2004 btw.
I would argue the golden age was 2004-2012 but that's just me.

>16 year old abused minimum wage suicidal wagie burger? VS MY SUPER AWESOME BURGER I TOOK 4 HOURS TO MAKE?
>EWWWWWWWWWW THIS PREMADE FAST FOOD BURGER TASTES SOOOOOO BAD. WHOEVER MADE IT SHOULD HANG THEMSELVES
>SO NIGGER I HIRED? WHICH ONE TASTES BETTER?

What's this problem?
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>>84782470
viewd bots every single youtube for the past eight years fuckin cucks

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>wet wipes say theyre flushable
>landlords and city officials all say "noooooo theyll clog muh heckin plumbingerino!!!"
Take it up with the company who says theyre flushable and shown to deteriorate in plumbing. Not my problem, sue the company for damages and fraud, i am using a product within the confines of what its stated to be able to do
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>>84782589
I know right? I hear about that shit all the time, yet I've never even once heard about anyone trying to go after the companies that make them. It's like if there was a company who made grease who said you should buy it to put down sinks LMAO
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This is why I believe all rentiers and renters should be gassed.
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>>84782728
>our grease is sink safe and will not congeal and clog drains ;>)
Imagine, theyd get sued in a week but all fags do with wetwipes is cry and seethe

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Not guilty! Lets go!
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>Dead white Chad
Don't care
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>>84782672
for zoomers it is. Zoomer guys are tall as hell because the women have been selecting for height the past 30-40 years.
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>>84782672
The other kid was a typical white jock
White kids on the football team aren't known for being small
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>>84782689
No.
>>84782696
I never said he bullied the kid he murdered i said he isn't that small for a high schooler. And there is no height requirement for bullying given it generally plays off of peer reinforcement.
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>>84782689
>women have been selecting for height
Nah, height is purely nutrition, iodine and flouride are in everything from tap water to fast food which is why zoomies are 6+ foot on average

You can spend your whole life waging like a slave and the middest woman to ever exist will make more than your entire net worth in a week just by existing on the internet, genuinely what is the point of life anymore?
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>>84781216
You can get on birth control and stop your period. You weren't going to have kids anyway.
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>>84781492
That's $100 more than a man will ever get.
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>>84782352
If you're a hung chad you can make a lot of money on onlyfans I guess
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>>84781136
nah nigga don't throw all men under the bus, it's just you
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>>84781216
>muh hormones
Foids need to kill themselves

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There are 7-10 million albanians worldwide, yet only 2 million live in albania
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>>84780622
> I will forever like them because of this.
Any stories?
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>>84780408
This lol. Albanians are crazy but hilarious. I stayed with one once and woke up in the middle of the night to him stealing my adderall. As far as the women I have no doubt they'd be absolutely nuts. I'd probably still go for it, knowing me.
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>>84780629
>Any stories?
Would sit with one during math class, she'd draw on my arm, and we'd generally do low-tier flirting like she once came up behind me and covered my eyes and asked me to guess who, don't have any crazy stories.
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>>84780397
Only if she works for JPMorgan and have big tits.
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>>84780397
Looks like American woman at the nightclub I go to

new houze design
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Looking good Ruby. Here's my design
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>>84782587
hmmmm looks repetitive
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>>84782687
You have to look at retrochronically

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It is very bleak, only a cute 18-22 year old hello kitty/alt/emo type girl possibly with bpd who is willing to do any sexual act I want with me and has zero friends could help me now. I make money yeah but the women that attracts this are so fucking disgusting, think about the typical gold diggers who don't even look like humans. Meanwhile some broke junkie has the type of girl I want.
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>>84781942
you don't need to convince me anon I'm already sold on them
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>>84781971
Oh yeah, because no man ever attempted to straighten them out in their lives, and I'm sure some autistic incel from /r9k/ will be that "firm hand". See you in your shitty vent thread when some insane cunt wrecks you retard lmao.
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>>84782034
You fucking idiot. Listen to the men trying to fucking save you. Whatever you'll figure out it and you'll understand why you should ALWAYS avoid BPD no matter what.

One more time, you're a fucking idiot
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>>84781918
>These cunts traumatize and cheat.
And how does this make them different from other women, exactly?

YES ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT
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Yeah but where do you even find women like that?

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yo

https://voca.ro/1eNzecvmwPQ6

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i love you so much, babe
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>>84781718
No you don't, I saw the way you were looking at Stacy all day yesterday. You don't love me, I'm jus convenient because you don't have her.
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>>84781718
Prove it, die for me
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6dOwHzCHfgA&list=RD6dOwHzCHfgA&start_radio=1&pp=ygUgaSBqdXN0IGRpZWQgaW4geW91ciBhcm1zIHRvbmlnaHSgBwE%3D&ra=m
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No the fuck you dont, males dont feel love everyone knows this
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>>84781718
Thanks, I love me too

>started new job
>70 year old granny coworker
>she touches me arm
>cant stop thinking about bending her over the counter and railing her
I want some granny pussy right now. RIGHT. NOW.
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the granussy claims another incel victim
old hags are infinitely run through and riddled with stds btw

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If you are honest, would you prefer being the desired/pursued/taken/pampered one in the relationship or the dominant/pursuer/the one who ravishes.
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>>84781086
>Having a female body
Yes
>and performing the female role
No not since the advent of feminism you can do whatever you want a girlboss or a mentally ill BPD whore or dominant in 2026 and still be loved by someone
>Plus, most women dating or marrying men have to work full-time in 2026 and contribute financially btw
This is the bare minium for men and women but men need to earn more, this required is far more stringent for men than women and arguably what you're saying isn't even true someone wanting to be a sugar baby for a rich man can still get them albeit more difficulty whilst men are generally expected to earn more than their spouses
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id probably try to do both based on her menstrual cycle
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>>84780711
Pampered sounds nice, Im better at nursing people back to health and cooking anyway, no i dont want to troon
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>>84780711
I want to be the one that gets their head caved in with a rock
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>>84780711
I'm a married man and I'm fine with either one. I do like when my wife is going through a hornier time like ovulation and is very direct about what she likes about me or what she wants. There is something satisfying about being used like that


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