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How do I get a submissive, low-ish iq gf?

I'm in my early 20s, successful, and fairly attractive.

My problem is that I don't have any means available to me to meet girls like this.
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>>76833676
iq matching i see
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>>76833709
dumb broads are easier to keep happy, and happy wife happy life.
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>>76833709
Sort of?

I basically want a clingy pet gf to take care of.
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>>76833709
Wow, very intuitive.
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>>76833676
>>76833742
anon, low IQ has nothing to do with it. there are low IQ women who are entitled to a rich/ handsome man who works out and is monogamous, meanwhile they're a 6- so that is not exactly the recipe for what you want.
you're basically looking for an anxiously attached girl who has low self esteem. the pro is that she will make you feel great, and IF she's a good person she will try to take care of you back.
con? she's likely going to be fucking crazy/have a lot of baggage, and you may get tired of having to constantly do everything for her

i used to be that girl to the T in my first relationship, and i'm "generally intelligent". my friend just got out of a relationship with someone who is like that girl, but she was an awful person so she also cheated on him, refused to take accountability in any form, lied, manipulated, anything and everything. (that was also his bad, he ignored a lot of blazing red flags but either way, the point is that they have a lot of them and will also not continue to grow unless you help guide them/push them towards that growth)

just look for a submissive girl who you get along with. that can even be hard to find these days desu, but a lot of women want the classic protector-provider type including myself. why not make casual conversation when you're out and about? go to places you might find a nice submissive girl at? i wouldnt really suggest clubs/raves because those girls aren't as likely to be kind and submissive, but you never know + you could find a more wholesome variant like a karaoke bar or something.
dating apps? me and my ex met on ummmm okcupid or some shit. my guy friend also said he's picked up girls at target before, i thought it was meme but he was being serious.

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UK benzos are starting to get laced with "metonitazene" RC opioids. They're even faking the pharmacy strips/packaging. Anyone know about these? How dangerous are they?

Thankfully I don't like benzos... Pregabalin is better anyway
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>>76832307
>>76835538
>he doesn't get his benzos legally
I have like three boxes of bromazepam and can get more whenever I want. It's really not difficult to get prescribed benzos, even xanax is easy if you fake the right symptoms
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>>76835543
how do you even do it
i literally got to a psych and tried doing it that but they kept saying i need to use ssris
so fucking annoying
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>>76835563
Don't go to a psych imo, they learned not to prescribe benzos anymore
Just go to a GP and say you're very anxious and have trouble sleeping, or that you get panic attacks. Or maybe say that you have a surgical procedure scheduled in a week and that you're losing sleep over it and are scared you'll get a panic attack on the day of the procedure
It also depends on the doctor so you might have to try several before getting the prescription
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>>76835575
what's a GP?
im not in the US, so, the only option i have is buying a psych, or going to the psych that works at a hospital for free (he can send me to grippy socks jail btw). i might try looking for a different paid psych cause the last one couldnt prescribe me anything other than retarded ssris
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>>76835603
General practice. Basically the normal non-specialist family doc
idk I've had mediocre experiences with psychs, they all want to peddle antidepressants. It's always been non-psych doctors who prescribed me benzos

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my 49 yo wife just told me she wished she had given birth to me (im 22)
she has no kids

should i be worried shes using me as the child she never had?
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Well now I'm just jealous
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>>76835059
What do your parents think of this situation? I am 21 and my current gf is 37. Have you told them about the age gap?
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lol braap
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>>76835083
they were worried to begin with but she has a lot of money so i think that helps

have you seen any proof of her age btw? my gf told me she was 39 when i was 21 but it turned out she was 47 and i only found out after finding her passport while cleaning her crazy messy house
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>>76835059
>wished she had given birth to me
Ask for momcest RP

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you WILL suck the neopenis, fembot
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if you want attention for your dick, at least have a pretty dick not that Chorizo with self harm scars
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>>76834145
It looks fucking disgusting. Should have kept your genitals in tact. How am I supposed to fuck you now? I hate anal.
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>>76835043
he still has a pussy underneath, this one is just for show
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so easy
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>>76834145
Its in the completely wrong spot

Ive been so anxious recently about growing up living life and dying and nothing mattering in the end that it makes me sick to my stomach and genuinely cant do anything anymore. I cant even eat, go outside or watch anything. Im fairly young (19) but i feel like i'm pushing 30. The only thing keeping me from suicide is the angst of the eternity of nothingness after death. I don't know what to do i've been lost for days.
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>>76835579
g-g-g-go to bed Kezia

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idk why younger zoomers hate microplastics so much

how do i become more masculine
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>>76835150
Eternally so.
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>>76835247
well.. wanna drop your info so we can chat? :)

either way, hope you find a lady one day. i'm not sure why it's "eternally so", but your understanding of what makes a man will really take you a long way. there are a lot of feminine men and it makes dating as a woman a lot harder.
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What meats do you eat? I can only get my reps up whenever I have a consistent beef intake in my diet.
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>>76835446
I don't really use discord but if you want we can talk a bit. squidwardonachair9266
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>>76835097
Based. That no enemies bullshit sucks. I want to be a mindless meathead too but it's a lot harder that it sounds so I'm not a dumbass because this takes effort and brain to figure this self improvement stuff but I'm also not the berserk fanatic fags

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What would be your response?

"What, if some day or night a demon were to steal after you into your loneliest loneliness and say to you: 'This life as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more; and there will be nothing new in it, but every pain and every joy and every thought and sigh and everything unutterably small or great in your life will have to return to you, all in the same succession and sequence-even this spider and this moonlight between the trees, and even this moment and I myself. The eternal hourglass of existence is turned upside down again and again, and you with it, speck of dust!'

No foids pls. You arent intelligent or wise enough to get Nietzsche.
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>>76835115
Lol yeah the early yugioh scene was perfectly nietzschean in spirit. 6th graders making up their own rules and new meanings to their cards, whoever can back up their own bullshit is the overman
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>>76833014
Nietzsche didn't state anywhere that he believed in the eternal reccurence. He most likely just talked about it as something thought provoking.
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>>76833014
you are god and never heard i something divine than this

i forget the exact quote
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Kek
"Death of God" headcanon just revived
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>>76833014
I would reply with pic related.

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> "We are not allowed to say no to a man without the risk of violence, without the risk of losing our lives. The fact that she was so young, she had her whole life ahead of her. It's enraging."
The incel shit has gone too far. When are we going to admit this?
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>>76833112
This has nothing to do with incels. This was a broke ass loser black male who was raised by a single mum. Du to his immaturity and high levels of oestrogen he became overly emotional and butthurt to the point of aggression when these twin sisters rejected him and their friends laughed at him.
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>>76833112
She voted for it. Take it up with her. Oh wait, lol.
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>>76833150
He's not wrong though. This is not an incel problem. They have much rarer, more dramatic outburts. This is just part and parecel of the hustle and bustle of a modern leftist walkable city. Don't like it? Move.
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>>76833112
This man was not white.
Call me psychic, call me omniscient, all I know is it was not a white guy.
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>>76833448
Porn tells me that blacks are not incels and hot white girls lust for them, so I dunno.

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can one of you moids open this jar for me
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>>76835225
Here you go you dumb bitch. I'd say you're welcome but doubt you even appreciate it.
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>>76835225
*Thrusts pickle jar open with my throbbing erect penis*
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>>76835225
uwu im just a frail little femboy and i also need a big strong man to open it~
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pickles are disgusting, stop being disgusting whore
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>>76835225
Sure
>picks up the jar and smashes it on the side of the counter causing pickles and glass to fly violently all over the room
Did I do good femanon? :D

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>enter college old
>think i cant socialize with young people
>quite literally never talk to anyone in 3 years
>now i feel like a pariah weirdo

Shiet is there a way out of this. It's very anxiety inducing.

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whos your guys's favorite pokemon?
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>>76834629
Also a huge fan of this little dude
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>>76832360
Gardevoir for obvious reasons. But that's cheating since gardy is basically a waifu. So if I had to pick my second favorite I'd say it's Latias.
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grovyle for sure, loved pokemon ruby and always picked him as a starter.
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>>76832360
this little guy is just like me
also he kind of sucks so that adds to the similarities
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Piplup easy. Look at this cute little nigga

How easy it is? As a guy searching for cute femboys but preferably women.
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>>76834843
>>76834849
the duality of reimu
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>>76834849
because you've never done it before
>>76834843
>cute femboys
FAG
>preferably women
less fag.

the best answer that i can give you is that any site that supports instant messaging and caters to a wide array of people can be used for sexting. i found someone on telegram who's very sweet and just a bit crazy, she's great. that being said it would never have happened if i were looking in a different place.

so, just ask around and talk to people. be natural with it. if you're looking to sext, you'll find desperate people in a desperate mindset who just want to wank and get offline.
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>>76834870
oh no, yeah, I'm aware you can find a lot of people to sext. I was asking exclusively about >>/soc/ and their sexting threads
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/soc/ is a full on lgbt board these days. No girls there.
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>>76834843
dont use /soc/. ive only ever met sociopaths through there

Asians and Blacks are the peak pairing
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>>76834750
Either Either is peak
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What if everyone just dated within their own race?
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>>76834781
> What if everyone just dated within their own race?
Why?
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>>76834743
It's as wiz Khalifa said. Uh huh you know what it is. Black and yellow (x4)
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>>76834743
i have over 10 blood related blasian family members

theyre alright

t rad

this picture makes me laugh lmao why is reimu cutting herself?? ANYWAY-- i wanna cut myself i need suggestions where r9k, give me some answers please also i am kinda drunk so i don't think i'd feel it much
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carve something into ur thigh
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>>76834695
don't cut
why do you want to hurt yourself anon?
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Namefags get the noose
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>>76834695
what are u drinking, how many %?
and dont cut urself. ur gonna regret it lmao
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>>76834695
Cut your inner thighs and make it deep


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