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IT'S NOT REAL TOMATOES GRAAAHHHHH THEIR CHEESE ISN'T REAL DAIRY HURRRRGAAAHHHHHH I CANT. STOP. THINKING. ABOUT. AMERICA AAAAGGHHHHRRRRRRAAAAAAAA EUROPE. IS. BETTER FRRAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH
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>>85729407
American's couldn't give a fuck. They have fake brain cells for motor function and the rest is speculative bullshit. Fake shit is actually preferred. The norm is to be as lobotomized as humanly possible and try as pass off as human only through a fixed idealized moral system.
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>>85729975
grrrr i can't stop thinking about Americans. I woke up this morning an thought about Americans. I need to get the big meanie Americans out of my head. Grrrrr
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>>85729975
Americans cant read dobeit, you could put anything on the ingredients list, how would they know?
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We have fake cheese and real cheese, idk how much tomatoes are in ketchup but yeah it's sweet and corn syrupy. I prefer the corn syrup version of most things: soda, sauces, maple syrup etc.
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That's why so many of us wind up cooking. Can't even get a decent bread anywhere unless you live in the absolute worst parts of the country with cities of 100,000,000 population and risk a homeless stabbing you with aids needle for pocket change. Canning is a big thing here, so are freezers. It's because we have to make our own sauces, bread, and frozen dinners if we don't want poison. Can't even get fucking tendies, those have to be cut, breaded, and frozen raw. Chicken is difficult to find too, most are water chilled at slaughter then injection brined to make super low quality stuff. We pay over $8/lb just for thighs, and that's direct from farmer. Assuming you can even find a farmer that doesn't water chill at slaughter. Air chilled is only kind worth eating.

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Is it wrong to feel bad for shartycucks right now? Their past two owners turned it in a literal pedo safe space, and almost half of the users on there are actual children.
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>>85729958
when i found out they added a dating board i knew it went off the rails
they were unironically better off with that byelorusian paedophile running the site
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>>85730011
Nusharty is full of tranime and troonslop now doe.
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>>85729958
No I don't feel bad for them at all desu. I wish it were worse for them
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>>85729958
dont give those retards attention, if you do that you are no better
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>still OBSESSING about the site
Holy shit, anon. They live in your head RENT FREE. No one cares about that site except you and a bunch of ironically soicuck teenagers.

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Why don't girls use capitals?
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>>85729908
I can use capital letters if you like OP
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>>85729908
Because they're stupid.
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>>85729908
because i don't wanna feel like i'm typing a corporate mail
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saving my energy.
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>>85729908
capitals are part of the patriarchal heirarchy

>be me, 29 yo fembot who only ever had sex with 3 guys (2 bfs 1 hookup), and anonymously sexted with gooners a bunch because i get horny sometimes
>REEEE NOT PURE ENOUGH! YOU ARE SUCH A WHORE! YOU CAN'T PAIRBOND! YOU WILL NEVER GET MARRIED! NO MAN WOULD EVER ACCEPT A ROASTIE
>moids here post pornstars who literally took 50000 dicks
>all the other moids in the replies are like "OMG WHAT A GODDESS I'M IN LOVE I WOULD WIFE HER ASAP WOW I WOULD DIE TO WORSHIP HER FEET"
what causes this double standard? why do you worship prostitutes but i as a normal woman get judged for having a normal sex drive?
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>>85730205
no i'm not. whore doesn't mean any woman who has sex. you simp for real whores anyway like every moid
>>85730207
i could just go on any dating app right now and get 100 matches instantly. i could suck a million dicks if i wanted and it would still be easier for me to find love at any time i want than you because i'm a woman. women in any situation will have more suitors than men period. you know that and that's why you are seething and coping
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>>85730235
>whore doesn't mean any woman who has sex
Yes, it does. Any woman with more than one body count
>women in any situation will have more suitors than men period
Of course, women to men are like meat to dogs. Just because they eat you it doesn't mean anything
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>>85730235
I am so glad ugly, dumb women think like this. They filter themselves out of a good life like the dumb nasty hoes they truly are.
Attractive men with resources have far better chances than mid foids at having successful, long term relationships with unbroken pair bonding and real intimacy. Multiple ones. And they don't need to sleep around to validate themselves. I'm sorry you're so ugly your best argument against this fact is
>weeelll i can get pumped and dumped by thousands of mid desperate men and still settle for an ugly, poor simp i find disgusting and will cuck with chad's son after desperately trapping him into a one night stand teehee
lol foids amirite
You do get what you deserve.
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>>85729913
Do you want the the real answer?
A body count of 3 at 29 isn't worth the histrionics (although the hookup is questionable). That is presumably 2 LTRs that didn't work out for whatever reason, expected if you are a single foid at 29.
The problem is the needle gets moved constantly, so constant reinforcement of purity and shaming of sluts is necessary to prevent things like, oh I don't know, 8 participant drug fueled gangbangs on college campuses.
And anyone saying they would marry a pornstar is brown. Or a cuck. Or both.
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>>85729913
what kinda guy are you looking for now

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Were real goth girls feminists?
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>>85730217
They do that once a year or so. One day you'll be old and do the same
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>>85730231
Wrong on both accounts, I'll be dead well before I'm considered old and I never dress up like a clown even once a year
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>>85730247
>ill die young
You're 14 nibba just wait and see
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>>85730037
that image is so deep and say so much about our basedciety
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>>85730174
No there was no real political ideology behind being a goth it was purely an aesthetic choice for a subculture based around depressing music so they chose to dress in a way that reflected it.

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i have a robot bf now but after years of browsing this board, i am too scared to kiss or lose my virginity to him because i feel like i will be worthless after.
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>>85730121
Femoids that end up here are way more degenerate. Normal femoids are on instagram or tiktok, not here.
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>>85730121
i actually e dated a sex obsessed redpill/chud/idfk man from this website. i don't know why those types go for virgins. freaky. i soon realized how weird and edgy he was .... always used those weird tactics.... overall just an unpleasant individual.
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>>85730152
okay well im not dating a woman, am i?
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>>85730070
I just don't have much of a life or interests and am probably painful to converse with
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>>85730197
why no interests? are you depressed? you dont sound painful to converse with from the way you talk here

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Why looksmaxx when you can rapemaxx?
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Exceptions prove the rule, not the other way around. I hope your first day on earth is enjoyable
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>>85730242
>every woman has been raped
>every woman has post partum depression
>every woman has ptsd
>no woman can be held accountable
welcome to the future!!
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>>85730242
The better you look, the less it counts as rape. I guarantee that both guys mentioned are at least an 8/10.

British comedians:
>"Child rape"
>*Audience bellows in unfathomable laughter*
>"Disabled child rape"
>*Several audience members shit and piss their pants*
>"Disabled child gang rape"
>*Laughter continues, elderly member dies of heart attack*
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>>85729565
>*elderly man dies of heart attack
British crowd bellows loud enough to break the champagne glasses already heavily used
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>>85729578
This reminds me of Tommy Cooper, a British comedian who died on stage, on national television too, and everyone kept laughing because they thought it was a bit.
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>>85729674
Rip Tommy, one of the greatest.

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answer for science.
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>>85730055
Yes my weewee floats
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>>85730157
just explain to them that its for the greater good, and tell them they can take a closer look and check if it floats too. they'll understand and be very impressed if it does float, i promise !!
>>85730183
does it float up or straight?
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are you a... eugh... f*moid...??? Why do you wanna know about icky wicky dickies on water???
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>>85730201
The tip points to the water surface, but that might just be because the base is being held down by the rest of my body
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>>85730201
how about you just fondle my nutsack instead and you can determine how buoyant it is that way

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You will never experience this, because you were born with defective genetics.
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>>85727324
Good. Looks gay and annoying.
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>>85727324
>posts a 2000s vid

It was easy as shit back then. Try that now, there would be niggers everywhere so it's no feasable anymore.
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>>85728530
How do you feel about disingenuous turdwhore questions caught out revealing faggotry and disgusting subhmanery of fecalic origin?
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>>85727324
i genuinely experience this multiple times, but because i am autistic i don't know how to proceed once i reach this level of dancing with a girl
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If a girl kept bumping her chest on mine my dick would instantly get hard. Such an alien concept to me that girls actually press their beewbies on other men. Oh, how I wish!

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This planet sucks. Everyone is retarded and evil including you and me. Maybe there's a couple good things or good people but they are irrelevant in the face of insurmountable suffering and the continuous cycle of causing and enduring it. I want it all to just go away forever.
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>>85729754
You sound a lot like me. I think it would be better if nothing existed. I have anhedonia so I don't get to feel joy. I don't want to have kids because I don't think it would be fair bringing anyone into this life. There's too many of us as well. We're a blight on the world.
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>>85729768
>ignoring everything after the quote
>anime child girl avatarfag
>dollboatfag
You deserve to be the recipient of brutal cruelty.
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>>85729782
I'm sensible, stop saying those things
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>>85729768
If you remember I already said I was evil in the OP
>>85729777
yeah I became antinatalist at a young age. It just always felt really illogical to reproduce when the cons far outweigh the pros
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>>85729903
>I already said I was evil
I forgive you anyway

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spoons in the past vs spoons in the future
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>>85730167
>he still things we'll use spoons
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>>85730185
What do you think people will use to scrape poop off their anus in the future?
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>>85730167
I want to spoon a girl while I have a boner hmm and I want to spoon her upside down so I can take a whiff of her butthole

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Why does no one care when foids rape us?
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>>85729395
I like strong women, with stronger jaws and perhaps faces that could be construed as androgynous. But the faces are still distinctly feminine, and I'm still not into men. Sorry if I'm ruining your fantasy.
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>>85728806
this you or some shit? how are you getting this much attention?
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>foids rape us
Impossible. Men always want sex.
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It's only "rape" because it wasn't Stacy.
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any pornstar lookalikes that look like her?

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i wore a malfoid cosplay and got told it doesn't work cuz im asian. is it cuz muh aryan??? a white girl could cosplay the most asian looking character and get no shit about it.
like it literally does not matter nobody cares its 2026 let me enjoy my goyslop
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>>85729106
have you thought about being a sfw twitter egirl cosplayer for money? do you have other internet hobbies like vidya?
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>>85729106
thank u for the shopping recomendations :)
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>>85729143
jig is up sigh..
>>85729224
well the artists aren't being canon :3 what am i supposed to say to that? theres some with blue eyes, others with bangs and none, balblablaa
>>85729287
um i've thought about it but i dont think i'd do so well.. always prettier girls along with ones who put in moar effort, i just do it for the funs anyways. also i can't even get engagement when i just do casual tweets ;__; i don't think i'm made for social media
>do you have other internet hobbies like vidya?
vidya and VNs r kewl, blabal drawing and every other basic thing.. i love novels as well and writing! i've been writing a lot recently, with lorekeeping n blabla.. i have other stuff but not as internety...
>>85729300
ofc!! always happy to help hehe
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>>85729519
what are your non internet hobbies
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>>85729519
what kind of vidya do u like, do u like higurashi or what vns do u like

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>2026
>having or wanting to have children
Why are people so fucking retarded?
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>>85729063
You know what's the worst thing about this?
The only people who have kids these days are the ones who should never have them.
It is not the inteligent people, no those have either given up or have at max 1; it's the semi-retarded subhumans who have them, and they have a lot of them.
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>>85729063
For thousands of years people fucked and had children. There is a specific lineage that led to me, and now that lineage will end.
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>>85729063
Yea i don't want kids either, but not because the world is going to shit. Its just that I personally find them annoying now.
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>acting like 2026 is particularly bad
what makes this time so different than all the others? children are more likely to make it to adulthood and not starve to death afterwards. life is good when you don't live in a big city or third world country.
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>>85730021
Yes, anon because the physical health is the only concern one can have.
The ever more insane world or the incoming economic crisis are non-issues.


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