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>wrestling with fren
>Get thrown on bed
>Pomf
>Lock legs around his waist and table the turns
>He just gropes my ass
>Get boner
I'm not gay right?
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>>64709677
I got a boner from reading this
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>>64710794
>I got a boner from reading this
post bulge
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>>64711111
>quints
anon is now obligated to post his bulge!
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>>64709844
this is a real bruh moment
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>>64710794
post the buldge
do it now
>>64711111
>>64711189

Why gay porn does nothing for me but tranny porn makes my dick diamonds?
Is our understanding of human sexuality flawed?
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>>64710978
>2 posters
imagine being this bored
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>>64710836
You have a cock fetish.
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>>64710836
Gay porn is always all about jocks and bears, shit doesn't get me hard
Now add some feminine features into the mix and we're talking
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>>64710978
if you already knew the answer, why ask the question?
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>>64710836
Because you are a faggot who's too weak to admit that he is a faggot.
Bob's yer uncle.

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Alright robots explain your futa fetish and the californians anons explain your netorare fetish!
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Congrats ND
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>>64711464
I'm into futa ntr because the only thing hotter than futa on female is having a boy helplessly watching while turned on (and maybe helping)
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>>64711464
because california is full of cucks obviously
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>>64711464
Futa is like an advanced human that has all the benefits of both sexes

Strong like man
Sexy like woman
Has both parts so you can fuck or be fucked
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>>64711537
>Furry
opinion discarded

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>SMOKING WEED AND DRINKING ALCOHOL ISN'T NORMAL
>NO IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE STILL BEING PRODUCTIVE, DRUGS SHOULDN'T BE A REWARD
>JUST DO SOMETHING ELSE
>IT'S HARMFUL
>WE'RE WORRIED ABOUT YOU, WE JUST WANNA HELP
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>>64711332
it's normal for alkies to underestimate how much they're drinking
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>>64710569
The funny thing is that the type of people who smoke weed and drink almost every day and think it's not bad look like OP's pic
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>>64710579
I have a beer pretty much every day after work, you consider this abnormal?
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>>64711401
Pretty much, drugs are always a cope, no exceptions.
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>>64710569

Drugs have ruined my life a few times, if I could go back in time and not smoke pot I would.
I hold a good job, and am still semi-functional... But I could've done so much more, and done it so much better.
So desperately we cling to what makes us miserable, out of fear for change.
>What if quitting makes it worse?
>What if this is all for nothing and my life still sucks?
>How will I deal with stress now that I don't have a cheat button?
Embrace the criticism. It's not coming out of nowhere. If you have people that care about you enough to stand in your way at the risk of angering you, forgive them. Don't push them away because you're angry with them. It will only make you feel worse.

Meth is bad anons, stay away.

wend to highschool with this guy

whomp, whomp.......WHOMP
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well... let's just say never do drugs
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>>64710716
>never
ever never
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haha he's going to die

What's your excuse for not working out ?
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>>64710141
I'm a carpenter and I have a high metabolism.
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>>64710141
I am lazy

"ORIGINAL"
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>>64710141
I do workout. I lift and do pushups in my apartment. You don't need to waste time going to a gym.
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>>64710141
I have to work out at least 30 minutes everyday due to diabetes type 1 or else my blood sugar rise up.
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>>64710141
works 18 hours a day , sleep 6 hours a night so no time to do jack shit

I'm so lonely and alone, have no one to talk to, that I sometimes go and whore myself on /r/gaysnapchat :DDDDD I dont care about the men really, cocks make me gag and most man here look like 30 or 40, all hairy and shit. They always tell me how say I'm and so on. I usually do this 2-4 times a year and it gives me lots of confidence. :DDDD Then I always just reply "thanks" or "you too" without even looking at the picture or video they sent me cos i dont care. I look skinny, young and have nice cock. Then I cum and never go back to them. xD

Coping strategy that I can I recommend. :) look very young, skinny, small and have nice cock. Am very popular. xDD

So femb0ts would you eat her ass: yes or no?
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not a femb0t but i would absolutely tongue lash her asshole.
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Would tongue punch her fart box
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Why are femb0ts so fucking lame?
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fembots never reply to these threads for some reason
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>>64711259
Because they're lame hoes.

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How would you comfort her?
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>>64707374
>if I know her
Tell her that it's normal, then talk about some awkward story where I shit my pants because I had to fart or something
>if I don't know her
Ignore it and furiously masturbate to the thought of her when I get home
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>>64707374
Depends on who she is.
My daughter?
My gf?
Some random girl? My answer changes based on who she is.
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>>64710669
We can bother reading em all.
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>>64707374
context? is it cum or pee?
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>>64711187
why would it be cum anon what the fuck

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got diagnosed with schizoid personality disorder today bros. how did your day go or is going?
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did they make you take the normal pills ?
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>>64711325
sussy dream baka impostor biden femboy cum obama trump among us nazi chud onions based cringe redpill bluepill. blackpill pill pill pill sheesh bussin for real lit
The entirety of language has been subverted
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>>64711325
thankfully, no, they were like, "yeah you've got this, gtfo" because the health system in the uk is in fucking shambles
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can u get neetbux now?
my day is going okay
had a power outage and did nothing all weekend
im thinking of getting a new ssd for my 10 year old laptop and either sell it or give it away to one of my cousins
i want to get a midi keyboard but i hate needing to turn the pc on to play, so ill probably just get an acoustic guitar instead
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that just means you're a sociopath and schizo at the same time, congrats.

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So im planning on getting a gun loicense
I livein slavshithole but it is possible
So what happens after I blow out my brains with a shotgun?
What happens after that?
new life?
nothing?
anime girls harem in heaven?
hmmm?
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>>64708136
you'll be stuck with anime villians in heaven
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>>64708136
i committed suicide anon, its all amor fati you just get sent back and start again

its all so tiresome
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>>64708136
Suicide is the most honorable thing in the Corporate Era. I'd do it too, but my dick still stands therefore I'm going to have sex until I get caught or my dick doesn't stand anymore.
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why not use the gun to force women to suck your dick?think smart
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>>64711333
Walther PPK is such a nice fucking pistol

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How do I get a schizoid socially retarded gf? I cannot fucking stand neurotypical women. I want to find someone I can relate to.
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>>64710920
I think that would filter the normies, though you could spoof it by just leaving your (or a burner) phone at home. It's a start though. How stringent are the time limits? Am I going to get kicked for working 8-10 hours a day?
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>>64706021
LOL . did you not watch the baked alaska x sammy streams? Schizo women are a nightmare
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>>64711191
>E-celebs
Schizophrenic=/=Schizoid
Unless she actually is Schizoid. Give me the rundown.
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>>64711240
sammy was some white trash women who baked did streams with. She had full blown schizophrenia, and her antics repeatedly got police called on Baked
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>>64708597
Gemma https://www2.javhdporn.net/pornstar/gemma/

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I've recently discovered that mom's buy their daughters vibrators now. I'm not sure how to feel. I guess it would keep them from sleeping around but also... she can just use her hand. It would be like buying your son a fleshlight or something. Opinions?
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>>64711128
Anon I am a male, what gave you the idea I am any of those things?
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>>64710922
What year were you born in?
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>>64711217
>Anon I am a male
You think this precludes you from either of those things? You type like a tranny.
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>>64711273
1998, so not even that long ago
>>64711296
I don't understand (>_<)
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>>64710176
It's really not comparable to buying your son a fleshlight. Apples and oranges. Without toys women have difficulty climaxing on their own. Young boys can crank one out in 5 minutes with their hand.

I can understand why a mother would do it.

> Dog, back in the ca-
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Who let the Dog out?
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wHAT THE DOG DOOINNGGG?

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do women like these proportions?
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>>64711247
Shut up retard. Youve never even talked to a woman much less know what they want
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>>64711264
Last time I had an actual conversation with a woman was 8th grade.
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>>64711110
One off from quints, let's see who got it >>64711111
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>>64711121
can he at least get a midnet gf?
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>>64711281
how did it end? originalioni




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