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If you were fucking a trap, would you give her a reach-around?
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My fucking sides anon, dear god.
her face is so sexy that her dumb look just makes her hotter, this is the power of estrogen
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If you don't want to play with the dick then why even bother?
Fuckin peter puffers
I would suck her dick too if that is what you want to now.

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so, i just got prescribed this for extreme paranoia which was starting to make me a hikkik. never had it before. anybody on it or have been? how will i feel? side effects? thanks
its chlorpromazine btw
take cyanide and stream it
Why not regular olanzapine? I thought this shit is not even on the market anymore.

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Have you ever met a guy/girl from /r9k/ and started a relationship with them?
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Yeah, they really are incubators for marxist bullshit these days. It was a devastating blow when I think back on how adorable she used to be.
i doubt anyone wants to meet up just for friendship
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2 times actually. The first was a qt femboy and he ghosted me. The second was with an actual fembot but she killed herself unironically
I met my partner of 4 years here.
It feels strange going from being involved in the board to having a job and no time for shitposting meanwhile my partner is still very active in other boards/sites despite being the same age as me
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Nah you're just a rapey piece of shit who drove her to turn to feminism.

Can an oldfag please explain chaotic to a newfag
mine and not yours
no sluts will ever have him
he's a gay brown boy in germany with ridiculous standards for a bf, but he actually has no intention of ever meeting anyone here. Just a male with a roast beef asshole.
based and redpilled non normie failed chad.
he's ourguy but he's been slowly improving his social skills. did you know he's renting his apartment to some stacy now for $800 a month? lmao
he posts lain now I guess >>48318600
So you or /bant/ is lying to me
> /ourguy/
> The Chad Chaotic or The Beta Tomoki
I wish

Good lainposting though

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How can you spot incels in public? Are there any telltale signs?
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Aesthetics, fucking retard
You don't have to look for signs when 80% of men are incels, it's reduntant. Throw a rock at a crowd and you'll hit an incel. Every time I meet an average guy I assume he's an incel. Only chad isn't incel and the poor fucks who married a 4/10.
I go outside with my mom and I'm a 6'3 man, I also fight with her in public all the time, I think it's obvious.
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What good is a man in a world where this exists? Males look like ugly ogres when they're fucking, even the most muscular ones look even more like shit. No man will have a sweet little nubile face and tender lips with a firm and virile body like this.

These things are perfect specimens of humanity. It doesn't matter what their max bench is, they're perfectly capable of replacing men and making the world objectively more beautiful.

Like, whatever you think of the genetic situation now, if I were to choose between our descendants evolving from greasy trash monsters (Men) or the lab babies of these women, I would choose these women without a thought.
Okay so the reddit term? Basically, anyone you can see based on appearance that will not get laid. Incels can also be average looking people with some kind of social instability but identifying them is more difficult. Some catch all signs of an incel (this is just a profile. Actual incels are only truly revealed in conversation because you never know for certain of someone is getting laid)
>bad hygiene like greasy hair, long nails
>speech disorder
>avoids eye contact
>diminutive frame
>dad clothes like cargo shorts and autism shoes on young guys
>pedo stashes and acne
>anyone with a timid demeanor
>anyone that is mentally sound but has a crippling disfigurement

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can i have a feels thread? feeling down today.
Have an original bump anon :^)
Are you some kind of normalfag or something?

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Post something you've been working on anons!
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I knew animeposters were queers.
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Drew spidey of Betty's book.
How much time a day should I spend drawing to continuously improve my skill?
Some days I just sketch some stuff in 10-15 minutes is that okay?
I love her originals, her recent one "forcing" is amazing
You're welcome. Too bad she seems to delete her stuff from time to time
Minor updates applied to the powerlist:
If this keeps up I'll have to split it in several parts.

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Robot, why don't you just find yourself a brown girlfriend?
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He can't keep getting away with stealing all dem queens!
Im not completely white but I look white and I would hesitate dating a non white because they tend to have an entitlement mentality and they accuse you of being racist every fucking five seconds. Of course not all minority women are like that
but also white people treat non-white people like they are zoo animals.

"oh wow" . "thats interesting" . "what are you eating/wearing/doing looks weird"
If you're white and have ever been to a non-white country, you'll know you get treated the exact same way.
It's not a white/non-white thing, it's a local/foreign thing.
>I'm legitimately confused as to why black/brown threads
not-so-subliminal miscegenation propaganda

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If you are a fembot, then you are required to post your ideal boyfriend in this thread.

Go on, prove us wrong about how your ideal doesn't exist or how nobody wants to date you.
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I meet all your criteria except for the hairline. It's starting to go. :/
I'm basically looking for a bisexual boy who's got a baby face and likes to cuddle. Willing to do gay shit but will also gush over me. Sweet and understanding with common interests would be nice.
I'd be lucky to have anyone though so.
Why are you interested in a bisexual guy? You want to have threesomes or something? mmf?
I'm not only interested in them. It's just as of late I've realized I like seeing cute boys do some gay stuff. I also like all kinds of porn and being able to share it with them without getting "yuck I'm not gay" would be nice. A threesome with two guys would be nice too ig.
I don't think those kinds of guys are all that rare sexually, but it would be hard to get them to admit it to you. Like I sometimes get into some gay stuff, I'd never take it in the ass or do anal or that with one but like dick sucking or something maybe. As you probably already know most people exist on a spectrum.

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30+ Thread - Catalog is a burning skip fire

I genuinely wonder if the entire r9k catalog these days is one giant LARP (or RP) or if zoomers are just that stupid. I mean, the number of newfags that actually believe that women come here is just insane.

Didn't we used to have a saying that all women on the internet are men? I know it was tongue-in-cheek but we knew it was a pretty small percentage. I think moot claimed it was 30 percent women and that was during the times of gaia and shit. Now it's probably closer to 5 percent.
No older anons around?

That image is dumb.

Theres millions of old dudes in their 40s/50s/60s who are depressed hermits with no money or family anymore because the got divorce raped. Unless they were previously wealth enough to do fine on their own as well as paying the wife/kids, but most of them aren't.

Now consider the divorce rates are like 60%, yeah, fucking lol. That 54 year old boomer in his apartment living alone, there's millions of those kind of guys now-days, MILLIONS. They have have kids but their kids dont want to see them, or they live too far away with their mothers, or just old enough to have gone off with their own lives, etc.
What you just said is of no relevance to us and I'm guessing you're one of those mgtow gay cult promoters that prey on idiot teens.
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>30, no dating experience
>have girl interested in me
>did a little digging
>she is 33, no bf obviously, was never married
>lots of male friends at her social network account
>page of interest look very shallow
I should dodge this, right?
>I should dodge this, right?
Nope. You have nothing to lose right?

I mean, your/my entire life has been about dodging things or avoiding pain right and that's lead to what? True, you probably should have experienced the ups and downs of what a relationship is in your younger formative years when a setup costs nothing but now you have a choice of either trying or staying stagnant.

>men's idea of love
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>women's idea of love

The fight scenes in the movies are pretty bad ass.

shit tier. men's idea of love - every emo song ever written by men.
And also pretty much every song about love ever written

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who is this? i like seeing girls dressed up and doing lewd things
Most racist white girls are ugly
all the guys asking are black.... no one is going to cop to being racist on camera. so of course they all say yes.
OP what is social desirability bias? JFC you idiot.
Now that isn't to say that they aren't telling the truth when they say they love big dick. They definitely do! But there have been tons of screencaps here from the dating sites showing that black people typically date other blacks.
are you the poaster who was on there a couple months back with the latina GF who you kept roping into cucking you with BBC? that thread was epic.
London NO!
please please tell me it isn't as bad over there in Europe as it is in the US. They can't keep getting away with this!!!!!!

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Is sleep the best way to escape the pain?
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doing acid alone while deep in depression isn't something i recommend, i saw some pretty disturbing shit
I don't like sleep, I always feel like ive wasted time. I just want to be someone who is comfortable with themselves and can achieve something, anything. the pain never goes away, anon, it never does.
Have you literally ever tried a single drug? Even the obvious ones like alcohol and weed work pretty good in the long run
the best way is to get opium induced dream states. literally dreaming while awake. visiting vast landscapes and huge castles with NOTHING on your mind. ive been there a few times and it is the great escape from reality. only downside is respiratory depression if u over do it. and it's addictive
No because then I just have dreams of her

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Why do women flood this board and say shit to us just to make us feel even worse/self concious about ourselves as if we can help who we are?
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i do, sorry if i come off as naive. people always reply to my posts saying that but i do mean everything i write
>he thinks you have to be a fag to poat trannies

Hey gramps, 18 century called. They want you back.
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You're like mother Theresa! You're amazing.

> being this fucking delusional
How old is she?
JFC there's gotta be something in the water
Why the fuck do you care about what women do? That's your first problem. Stop caring so much and stop entertaining them.

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How many credit cards do you have?

What is your credit score?
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Why would you ever want to buy a house?
I moved to Europe for a year, got a bunch of foreign cards under an assumed name, took out a bunch of money, then left the country and came to my home and that's the last i heard of it. My credit under that name is probably "kill on sight" tier but I have enough money now to live comfortably for decades in my home country.
cards give you cash back and other rewards. No reason not to use them to get 2-3% back on your routine spending. The reason they can offer this is because for every person who has your attitude, and never keeps a balance on their credit card, there's like 25 people who are dumb and pay thousands in credit card interest a year.

Right now, I spend my next paycheck with credit cards, but I'm almost saved up enough where I'm spending my previous paycheck with credit cards. The only reason I don't have more saved is because I just dropped my whole savings on a house and I'm opening a small business.
>If you only spend money you do have, why even bother using it?
There are cards with no annual fees that will offer cash back for using them. Literally free money if you pay it off every month. Also, it is much easier to reverse a transaction with a credit card then with a debit card or cash/check. This is helpful if you get scammed on something.
Altough, at least here, lots of banks now provide you for almost no costs a credit card (other than the debit card) with your cc, to make the whole transfer thing more immediate.

>If I want to buy a nice house for $500,000 +, I will have to save until I'm 60
Or just wait until the real estate values bubble explode.

Absolute madman

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