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I do not wish to share my life with a woman and I think that anime woman are much better looking.
So I have decided to not pursue 3DPD at all.

Why is anyone supposed to care what you do?
>Why is anyone supposed to care what you do?
Just asking for general opinions here is all.
>Why is anyone supposed to care what you do?
people like to share their opinion on 4chan.
>tfw no longer jerking it to real sex
I can't even be attracted to just pretty/available women anymore, everything needs to be kinky. I tried no porn but I still fap multiple times a day to pretty unrealistic thoughts. Is a relationship even possible for me at this point? Sorry I'm too insecure to make my own threads.

How do you look in group photos?
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Like a robot pretending to be human.
lanky and awkward
absolutely retarded

I used to think it was just the self hate fucking with my head but then the people in the group started cropping my goofy ass into meme pics so now I know it wasn't just in my head after all
Dreadful, can never smile without looking uncomfortable
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My hair looking hella fucked up and head all weird looking

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What is the comfiest robot job?
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Landscaping? Not bad work if you dont mind heavy lifting once in a while and the pay is decent
I can program; my hands are just fucked.
And super easy to get the job too
Its too late it's being outsourced
Not him but you get what you pay for. Managing pajeets and dealing with the back and forth is more of a time sink than you might realise. They will do everything to the letter and take no initiative, even if you suggest they have creative licence.
>source, wrote decent project spec, got shit

Hey robo frens, I'm making a music playlist for you guys. 15 songs long. It will be done soon.

"Music for the Robots"

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If you are an incel you are a normalfag and should go back to plebbit
robots are so fucked they do not think of woman

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>live with elderly parents
>depressed, last major episode was when I was teenager, solved with SSRI and time
>stem dropout with some unrelated job experience
>small-medium savings, enough to live on my own for a year maybe slightly more
I have 5 months to unjust my life (parents are moving, I don't want to move with them), how do I go about it?
I figured professional help is the best course but I can't motivate myself to do it

pic related, life goals
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>solved with SSRI and time

you didn't solve shit.

Anyway, the solution is a full time job don't some menial tech bullshit. Hopefully you'll work at a company that promotes form within and work your way to a less shitty position in 6 months.

Also, pick up a part time job where people a little younger than you work. Chick Fil A or some shit... a place where you can make friends. People who work these sorts of jobs regularly hang out together outside of work. Who knows? Maybe you'll meet a QT.

Also, you have no life. Don't bitch about the number of hours of work. You suck at managing free time. Free time is wasted on you.

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I rate Earth a 2/10, would not want to be born here again. The service was terrible. Forced to attend "school" for far too long. Parents are hit or miss, generally a miss in most cases. No clear objective, so it's hard to figure out what to do in many circumstamces. Other humans are often hostile, so you need to always be on gaurd. Forced to get some sort of "job" to support yourself, NOT FUN. Too many of the same npcs with the same uninspired dialouge and interests. Never feel truly satisfied no matter what you do especially since you constantly need to care for your bodys needs -food, water, hygiene, etc. Also, lets not forget the annoying family members. This place needs a major overhaul to actually be liveable, otherwise it deserves to be shut down permenantly.
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I rate Earth 3/10. Definitely some potential, but it's just really badly put together, even for early access. The PVP system is really intricate and cool, but all the players have formed guilds called "governments" where they basically blob up and pwn you before you can even do anything... Definitely need to nerf this, but the devs are super hard to contact... Also the "female" class is really over-powered -- they can basically skill into a build where they can make a ton of gold for basically no effort. they make the same amount that would take a "male" character 30 years of grinding in about nine months. Seriously, if the devs are reading this, feel free to send me a message explaining any of this -- I'm pretty open-minded -- but for now I just can't recommend Earth to anyone thinking about trying it out. Here's a tip btw: skill into the "nigger" or "jew" class. The meta these days really favors those two classes. Also make sure you choose the "1st World" server, because the other ones are really hardcore and full of griefers and PVP'rs. Then again, that's better than grinding in 1st World for 80 years, so maybe just go for it. You can basically just waltz into the 1st World server in the current meta, anyways.
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>b..but the devs will patch it
The core systems are garbage. No amount of patches or even mods will make it a worthwhile planet.
Cant really rate Earth down when most planets dont even support life the way we know it.

Now if you're an interdimensional tourist from 'actually comfy when you rearrange the laws of existence' Jupiter, Let me know
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the devs abandoned this project a long time ago. i'm surprised the server is still running honestly. maybe if the community wasn't so toxic, the devs would come back and fix things up.
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>it's better than nothing! don't be so ungrateful!
holy mother of yikes

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Would you hang out with a group of Latinas?
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I grew up in a 80% hispanic town. Dating pool is nothing but single moms and cholas. And that was a majority Republican area too. The only upsides is they're more accepting of short guys and don't mind fat men because Mexicans are naturally stocky.people.
fuck her if you can
anyone here ever have a latina face sit?
Yes. I've never met any Latina in my life
those are poo in the loo's

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cool it with the antisemitism?
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>has a problem with jews
>still too much of a pussy to actually kill any
disgraceful, I guess you don't mind them after all then
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At the rate at which bankers and corporate lawyers and alphabet agency niggers are offing themselves, it's not even necessary. Your attempts at purposefully agitating/inciting the more unstable autists on this board are nonethless admirable, Special Cyber Agent Cocksucker. The 25 cents deposited to your account are well-deserved.
thanks, an agitated autist is a useful autist
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They seem to be doing it perfectly fine themselves.

You reap what you sow I guess.
>le birth rate meme
you know jews intentionally stay a small demographic right? They're not like christians that want everyone to convert quite the opposite.

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ANime Body Pillow's?
I have seen quite a few threads and I am tempted to get one as I hear they are great for general comfort.

How many of you have a dakimakura?
I would really like one.
I will be buying one as soon as I save my $$ fopr a good one.
I cnanot wait!.

its just a never ending cycle of depression, hopelessness, resentment, anger, self-deprecation, jealousy, and distress
I am sick and tired of living with myself
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just tie some cinder blocks to your feet and go swimming, better yet old steel car wheels are free and can be found anyware
I've never had a gf or an e-gf. Relationships are a waste of time and money anyway.
You're a bullshitting liar. I bet you're in a discord server right now voicechatting with some roastie along with 20 other orbiters.
Nope. No gf. Nothing.
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HOLY shit anon me too.
when I read this I literally was like "wow, that is definitely me. i literally am always so fucking sad" dude we should hang out and catch a flick you with me dog?

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How slapped is your shit, robots?

>Non-passing gender monster
>Cannot emotionally bond
>Cannot cry
>Cannot have orgasms
>Dick has been destroyed by circumcision, chemical burns, and Peyronie's; cannot top.
>Was raped repeatedly as a kid. Cannot bottom.
>Grew up on Ritalin / Concerta; motivation is fucked.
>Voluntarily forego socialization because it yeilds no benefits.
>Mired in existential apathy.
>Currently living in a walk-in closet

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>You walk up on these fine lassies just hanging around the ole wood fence
>They give you this look
>"Take yer pick from'n one'uh us 'ere gyirls"

Which one do you pick?
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lmao all of the virgins in this thread who think they can do better than girls with a little cellulite
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Hmm, yYour reality is different from mine.
"Whech one uf ye has an Ormalite?"
I'd give the second from the right a good breeding.
That's like 0.01% of transgirls right there.

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Why did he commit these crimes?
Why did he bury them in the most obvious spot? Maybe it says something about his motive.
I think it says more about how fucking stupid he is than anything.
Perhaps he wanted to get caught. Perhaps he knew what prison he'd be sentenced to. Perhaps he had unfinished business there. Perhaps everything is going all according to keikaku.
perhaps that could be all, yes.

he could've left his wife and kids, but he killed them. Doesn't have a criminal history, right?

that might be so for all we know
>he could've left his wife and kids
They were struggling financially already with a 3rd kid on the way. Alimony and child support looming over his head probably helped incentivize the decision.

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Is there a girl you like right now, anon? Tell me about her.
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There hasn't been a girl I've liked in 7 years.
Wow. Never thought about that until right now
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one of the last remaining robots, completely ignored

I see you
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jesus christ anon I don't know what to say.

have discord or something so we can talk?
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She was from a different school but because her school didn't have the subject she wanted to study she came to mine 3 times a week.
She was a petite, hapa who looked like megan fox, with almost white eyes and an amazing smile. Where other girls ignored me and even made fun of me, she was the only one who showed genuine interest, and thus I became madly in love with her.
I could have made her my gf if I wasn't such a pussy, but that was 2 years ago. Haven't spoken to her since but still have feelings, recently had another dream about her.
Honestly can't get over her because nobody else has made me feel like that.
>Brown, light skinned (Indian/Portuguese)
>Met on dating app
>Meeting up with her for the first time in 2 weeks at a pre-Christmas event
>Kind of scared I wont live up to texting personality etc.

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