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how 2 get over fear of offending people? I have lots I could say in a given situation, I'm just scared people won't get what I'm saying. Usually when people don't get what I'm saying, they give me a certain look and start talking slowly

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Man, I really fucked up. I should have become a catholic priest.
When I was a kid in Elementary School (I was in a catholic school) I went to a catholic school for priests, a priest went to our school and invited us, they probably were recruiting. Only me and other guy went, I don't even know why I went since I've always been shy and always preferred to stay home but I went and it was a cool experience. It was a big place, it had pools, sport fields, huge rooms where everyone slept together kinda like the military, a church and a very big room where everyone also ate, I remember there where all kinds of food for the different meals of the day it was like those feasts you see on movies. We woke up at like 8 AM then to mass I think. We did all sorts of activities like play football (the good one), swim, races, etc. The priest that was in charge of us (the "tourists") talked us about God and stuff. Then we'd go to the showers which were in the open and one next to the other. Then we would have another feast for dinner. After that we'd pray and finally go to bed I think. We also had some classes during the day. While in bed the priest would walk around the room telling us stories or talking about God. I fell asleep relatively quick which I found weird since it's always taken me like an hour, perhaps because I was tired because all the activities we did during the day. It was a very good experience man. Not sure how actually the life of a priest is but seems cozy, living your life spreading the word of God, the self satisfaction must be good. Now, before someone comes to tell me that God isn't real, I know. I'm an atheist but I hold those memories dear and think I would've been happier had I become a priest. Anyway thanks for reading my blog, or not. Just wanted to share.
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Is it too late for you, OP?
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>>54055450
I already studied something else, and I'm gonna be 22 very soon so I guess? I don't think it'd feel the same

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The approximate ranges of a non-erect penis by age are as follows:
>Age 10 to 11: 1.6 to 3.1 inches
>Age 12: 2.0 to 4.0 inches
>Age 13: 2.0 to 4.7 inches
>Age 14: 2.4 to 5.5 inches
>Age 15: 3.1 to 5.9 inches
>Age 16: 3.9 to 5.9 inches
>Age 17: 3.9 to 6.3 inches
>Age 18: 4.3 to 6.7 inches
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>>54055112
Seems about right

Orfogigigiffk
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>>54055112
>not counting showers and growers
also what is the point of a non-erect penis? you only use that to pee
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>>54055276
i assume these numbers are stretched flaccid lengths
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>>54055112
>>54055112
>Age 18: 4.3 to 6.7 inches
Well I guess mine's not too small
>non-erect
Pic related
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>>54055286
but you can't "stretch" a grower out, it stays small and grows a lot in size, I would understand OP being insecure about his 3cm erect dick but I can't understand why flaccid would matter at all

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I can never fully commit to any video game I play.
How can make myself finish one?
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>>54053622
Hey it's actually a lot more common not to finish a game than it is to finish one. The statistics have it at like 15% chance of playing to the end. The sad truth is corporations want money but don't know how to make it. Much like a retard constantly repeating the same joke over and over hoping to get the initial reaction, much too are game devs mentally retarded.
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>>54053622
holy fuck same
and this happened this summer I always finished everything I started, so this is pretty new to me.
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>>54053622
Join my Mount and Blade regiment because it is impossible to finish the game for are a multiplayer clan that swears to defeat the enemy regiments until NW ends and we move to bannerlord.
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>>54053826
>>54053850
>>54053885
Good to know I am not the only one that this happens to
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>>54053622
>>54053861
>>54053885
What games do you play? I can only finish games that I actually enjoy, now that I'm more selective about the games I play, I usually always finish them 100%.

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>finally shed my robot status and start dating a girl
>find out she watches pewdiepie
>she starts sending me her favorite pewdiepie clips and texts me about them
>drop hints that I really hate this but she doesn't get it
>talks about pewdiepie when we go on dates
>wants to become a streamer like pewdiepie but her stream is terrible and nobody ever watches
>recently got into fortnite and now she's sending me terrible fortnite memes


I can't take it anymore I want to be a robot again MAKE ME A ROBOT I HATE NORMIES AND GIRLS AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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That's how it goes my dude. Girls very VERY rarely have the exact tastes as you do. Just tease her slightly and continue doing what you enjoy.
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is she cute OP?
I would accept a gf with shit taste if she is cute

https://picrew.me/image_maker/37328

make yourself and assume things about each other
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>>54054865
>Yeah I used stole alcohol ||a lot|| but I never texted egirls. :-[
then you must have texted e-boys!
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>>54054912
>https://picrew.me/image_maker/37328
Yes, furfags and faggots have latched onto a japanese thing and ruined it.
Far from the first time that happened.
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>>54051505
>japshit
Fuck this bullshit.
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>>54055227
You're posting on a copy of Japanese image board owned by a Japanese man
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>>54054067
You pretty much got it spot on with being gay because I don't get attention from women and being afraid of potential backlash. It's kind of scary how accurate that it
>>54054187
You are right

How tall are you and your parents?
>5'6 F
>5'4 Mom & 5'8 Dad
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Mom: 5'4
Dad: 6'1
Me: 5'5
All my brothers are over 6
Luckily it doesn't matter
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>>54055351
I don't think my mind/body grew that fast at all either. I didn't start grasping things like trigonometry until I was 18 or so, in college and my face/frame were really child like until a couple years ago. People think I'm 18-20 now and I'm 29.
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>>54054572
my dad is 8 feet 9 inches tall
and mom is 3 inches tall

>im 3feet 4inches but extremely skinny
>at least I am sharp
>i hate it!
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>>54055383
>>19 years old 5'7 (RIP)
What happened?
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>>54055509
No thankfully he didn't die. I meant RIP as in he's not growing anymore and he's 5'7 which is a big Oof

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why is it that people try to stop someone trying to commit suicide? They're clearly suffering, so why do you prevent them from freeing themselves from that pain?
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>>54054910
>the typical family will experience unnecessary suffering by supporting any NEET offspring.

So i have to suffer because my parents chose to reproduce but failed to consider the fact that i might need to stay in one of their properties while not asking for any money at all.

I might as well kill myself. Why not? I am miserable and DESERVE PERMANENT MISERY for merely being born
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>>54055170
This is an anonymous imageboard, sadest corner of it too, I know there are worse forums but once this 404 and you get a good nights rest, tomorrow you won't even remember this thread ever existed nor care for anyone in it even if they threatened to kill themselves

As for those with friends I cannot put myself in that position, I could imagine people would be sad if you had friends but personally I don't and even if I did, I'd lost the ability to feel guilt with my life gone so as selfish as that sound, you lose nothing either way
Point being that the word of a stranger has no value here and is just annoying and any friend trying to stop you irl (if you have those) has a greater impact on your decision as you have a connection of some kind and not just a blank name and a one liner "don't do it" to send you off as you psyche yourself up
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Everybody realises it's a failure on society when a suicidal person feels like they can't get any help from anything. No one should have to feel that way.
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>>54055352
oh you meant people telling you not to kill yourself on 4chan. Oh yeah, I don't really think there words would stop anyone honestly the person isn't invested in you and wouldn't give a shit if they made you upset for 5 minutes
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>>54055452
Is what I meant, I assumed that was what OP meant but maybe he did mean irl people and I get that they'd care a bit more if you told them about it or attempted it

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>Be me
>Be happy
>Have group of friends
>About 10-15 of us
>Close knit, smoke weed n just have a good time. Lot of good memories and very little drama.
>One of the better friends of mine brings fiance
>She's super fucking nice, has a really cute accent
>Instant crush, but ignore it. She's engaged and happy.
>Specifically really nice to me, get on great even though she's normally the only sober one there (I'm the complete opposite)
>Calls me today
>"Hey Anon! You coming out today?"
>"Sorry I'm dog sitting, why what's up?"
>"Oh... I'm going soon. I won't be back till October and I really wanted to see you before I go. I'm gonna miss you"
>massive_retarded_smile.exe
>sudden_realisation.py

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Accept reality and move on.
Not only is she going away, she is also already accounted for. Clinging to your feelings will only make you suffer over time.
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She's engaged you asshole, fucking normie ass problems.
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>>54055544
Man I wish I could. I haven't felt like this for someone for a long long time and I don't get how fucking stupid and unlucky I have to be to fall for the one girl I just can't have.
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>>54055588
Yeah I'm not going to do anything dipshit. I'm retarded but I'm not completely brain dead.

Do you know anyone that took their own life? How were you affected by it?
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>>54055462
My step grandfather did, it solidified for me that my maternal grandmother is an evil witch of a woman who drove him to suicide.

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I can't fucking tell if they are being nice to me or joking. Why did God made me like this ?
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>>54054931
...fuck you guys yes ?

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>complain about being a virgin
>wont settle for a 4/10 gf

It's like you want to stay a loser
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>>54053463
funny how people are just an apperance-number anymore. If some thots rate you below 7 even the other "normal" women wont touch you.
I hate this world so much
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>>54053463
4/10 women only want Chad
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problem is robots have a skewed perception of their ranking and the ranking of the girls
they think pics like OP is a 4/10 and they think they are a 5/10.
but that girl is like a 6/10, probably going to a 7 with better makeup and hairstyle
and the typical robot is probably like a 2/10 or a 3/10
especially if you combine the looks with everything else (hobbies, personality, income level etc)
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>>54053463
trust me Id love to, but she blocked me
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>>54053463
>think my standards are way too high
>lower them so much the girls say I make them uncomfortable because I'm out of their league
>still can't get a gf

Is Stef Molymeme /ourguy/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMpjP67MbyA
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Isn't this the super libertarian guy? Isn't it completely normal and natural that a bunch of unattractive/short/ugly nerds, ethnics, etc. are getting weeded out, by that logic
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It's been a long time since I last watched Molykino. Is he still blaming everything on there not being a free market?
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>>54055451
nah, in this video he's redpilling his audience on how feminism and the deferral of marriage commitment has created a harem like situation for alpha men, whereas in the old days, top tier men were married off to top tier women early on, and removed from the sexual market.

>>54055399
he's cooled off on that because he realizes that borders preserves our more liberty loving culture against dilution by mass migration. While in principle, he would still prefer a borderless world, he's made a "Why I was wrong about" video about open borders.

"Miss Americana and the End of the Anthropocene"
Taylor Swift herself is making music about the end of modern civilization. The good times before greed and envy, it's all coming back! We are going to dance and sing songs in the moonlight, with no made up worries about politics and financial systems!.

"American stories
Fading before me
The damsels are depressed
Boys will be boys then
Where are the wise men?
I don't really wanna fight
Cause nobody's gonna win
You play stupid games
You win stupid prizes"

"How can the people we love be so miserable and stupid? They are like a lost generation, with no wisdom, no hope, no means of making their own life, without any freedom of mind, without any idea of how to live well. In universal terms that is a sad state, because with so many people, there is no place to retreat.
And that's all you need to understand. American Dream is over. They are not ready to know we might lose everything." - T.S.
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>>54055339
said the mentally ill tranny. run back to your discord server
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>>54055291
she always played country music when I was a kid I dunno.

>>54055339
wow no way to talk to the richest celebrity and most desirable woman on planet earth (which translate to planet dirt in our own language).
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America has to know: does t swift have a new black bf or is he just an actor for the music video. Everyone is freaking out and says she has a new black bf but in the video she has a 7 year old black daughter and I don't think even t swift could hide a daughter for 7 years
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If t swift were my captive audience I would ask her what it was like to meet moot in real life.
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>>54055381
I have a fucking girlfriend! I have a child on the way. How can I be a tranny when im manly as fuck.

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>finally get a match on tinder after 1 month and 3 weeks
>talk to her nonstop for a few days
>she likes me
>tell her about all kinds of shit
>make up stuff about my life to make her fall in love with me more
>she thinks I'm a chad with my own small business and a bachelor of arts degree
>plan to meet up
>final night before our date
>she opens up about her life
>begins telling me about how she's looking for someone to settle down with and she thinks it might be me the one
>I tell her I feel the same way
>cant stop laughing to myself
>date day comes
>ghost her
>delete all her contact methods

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Should have called her out on being a vapid whore first lol. But this didnt actually happen anyway
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>>54053881
Just here to point out that you're retarded and she most likely just said what ever and got some dick the same week.
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>>54054723
^^^ look at this fella
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>>54053881
larp
plus if you did skip the date say you were on a date with someone else and she will be more attracted to you
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>>54054723
so, how was the date?




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