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Fembots are common. They just dont post as often because most men hate them and freak them out with their primal sex obsessed posts. Theyre just lurking, bros.
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Fembots are flaky and ghost whoever they are talking to real fast.

Probably because they get bombarded by multiple people and overwhelmed
That only happens when they draw attention to themselves
This made me chuckle too thanks anon
Which they do often hell happened to me. Had a women tell me I was "special and she liked me a lot. Then proceeded to add a bunch of random guys for attention. They do it to themselves

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>come out of incredibly bad few months after a horrid breakup
>start getting things together again
>get new job in nearby city that I can start once I move there
>have a plan to shoot my shot with this super qt I've known of for a while that's been sitting in my head as a little bit of hope for the future
>just need to find a place to live
>spend the last month and a half trying to get a simple one bedroom bachelor apartment
>finally get one lined up this week, pay damage deposit, fill out lease paperwork, schedule power and internet hookup for monday, plan move-in over the weekend
>get email one hour ago from the property management guy
>says he was unaware the building was up for sale and it just sold this afternoon
>new owner is going to be moving in
>refunds my damage deposit
>no place, no job, no new live, no asking out super qt, back to trying to fight the other fucking mongrels and university students to get a simple trash bachelor apartment so I can at least try to start a normie life

Why does literally anything good that ever happens to me have to get snatched right out of my hands at the last moment, for my entire life? What design is this? Fuck this gay Earth.

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Who the fuck are you looking at?
i want to hug clown pepe
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Watch your mouth pal

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How many people see visual snow?
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I only see floaters but no small light points and stuff like that
I have it. Never knew there was a name for it, so that's cool. I otherwise have extremely good vision and only ever really notice the 'snow' when I have nothing else to pay attention to.
I see those white dots when looking at the sky for long, but nothing else out of the ord
I had it at 23 after never knowing it was even a thing. Life is full of disappointments.
no visual snow but i have plenty of floaters

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Post pictures that make you feel comfy desu
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here you are fren, hopefully you are feeling good and are well, if not, it will be okay!
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I'm doing alright although i'm cripplingly lonely, or not cripplingly because i function but every day i miss having friends, i miss seeing people i miss talking to people in real life.
It has been years...
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another pic of snowy snow

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why is basically every man a literal piece of shit??
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They were educated by women and they try to get women
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Have you seen the western school system of the last three decades?
Because men who aren't don't make your pussy throb and are therefore invisible to you
why do you have to strawman if you think your underlying point is valid?
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Ready for cute? Better be cause its getting cute in here.
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Yes they are good and cute soothing to see unlike the various garbage posted here
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Cute thread is cute.
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Nice. What is that from?
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I'm not sure. I got it from a friend.
Nice variant :3
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Got any ebil ones?

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If so, what was your reason?
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>have you attempted suicide
Yeah, I tried to kill myself last year after I realized I couldn't get into the schools I wanted to get into. I tried to jump off of a building in NYC, I survived but broke both my legs, ribs, and neck.
>what was your reason?
I had nothing else going for me otherwise. I'm broke, manlet, autistic, my friends all went their separate ways so I had nobody to turn to. Nowadays I'm just training my body back to normal function.
If girls dont yell and gag when they see u you arent that ugly
Just getting told ur ugly means ur normal ugly bro I would kill to be u
Last year my friend killed himself at 27
>. At just 21 I can notice my hair start to thin
5ft9 isn't that short, if you fitmaxx and lower your standards a tiny bit you could still make it.
>lower your standards
at that height so long as you are taller than her it all comes down to face and status when it comes to getting girls.

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A child said to his mom "that man looks scary" as I walked by today.
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It is good to instil fear into your rivals. Everybody is your opponent in life. In individualistic society people are competing and fighting among each other individuals who by default are rivals and enemies.
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Hey it's whatever man you're a grown adult, in the dark you scare or intimidate 75%-85% of the population and if you're black that increases. You oughta max it out and say "BOO!" to little kids.

Its possible, we are talking about creep-scary and not tough-scary
Was that kid of female gender?
Girls and grown women are scared by default. Mostly by anything and everything.
are you perhaps scary to look at OP?

Is being 5'8 a big disadvantage when it comes to dating? Where am I on the manlet scale?
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You are at barely "minimum level for a man"

Have solace on the fact that its not over for you
Fuarck that big guy is lucky
Im tall like that but subhuman everywhere else
Wish I had big wrists and hands and shoulders and long arms like that guy
People still pick on me because, knowingly or not, they see my trex arms and register that I have no actual advantage over them in a fight
Meanwhile lanky manlets are never fucked with cause they can murder u from 6 feet away
>tfw 5'2"
I'd kill to be 5'8", I haven't got a shot in hell of making it.
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>tfw 5ft8 but stuck in the netherlands
Honest, unironic question: why haven't you killed yourself already? Even like 5'8 tall dudes have a chance but 5'2 puts you below the average for even women. I actually can't imagine such a hell as that. Like I as a 5'9 male feel bad seeing Chad, but I would actually be embarrassed ever even leaving my house at 5'2. Your existence is a cosmic joke.

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Trust and accept.

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Hey fembots imagine if you had an ugly son LOL!

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How rough would you be able to go with her before she'd just give out?
I thought those seizures were quirky and cute
No power moves and gentle movements only otherwise she would just bruise easily and everyone would think you beat her
I didn't diagnose her with anything. I said she showed some symptoms and signs. In medicine, there's a saying that goes like this "the clinic is sovereign".
She is extremely underweight, on that I think we will both agree. That alone already settles a series of possible syndromes related to malnutrition that fit her clinical evaluation. If she has symptoms that match those syndrome, the only reason I can't diagnose her, is because I haven't made a physical examination. If we were live, I would listen very carefully for her heartbeat, expecting systolic hypophonesis, check its frequency for tachycardia and arrhythmia, percuss her chest to check if she had consolidation, I'd hear dullness instead of the usual pulmonary clear, her auscultation could hear some crepitation instead of the vesicular murmur, which could indicate lung congestion, liquid trapped in the lungs because of a failing heart. Some signs of edema like the sign of godet, and do a few more medical tricks here and there. If everything checked out as I expected, i could diagnose her with cardiac failure right at the act. Obviously I wouldn't stop there, the first thing to do would be requesting for an electrocardiogram. But still, like I said, the clinic is sovereign, and for what I can see in the clinic inspection alone, she's far from healthy.
well like you said, the clinic is sovereign. until she actually has a diagnosis by a doctor all this stuff is just pointless internet conjecture. but obviously she won't go to a doctor because she isn't having any health problems.

Why are humans so prone to falling in love with fictional characters?
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Fuck yeah! Whoever refuses is a faggot, and should get topped.
Why do I have the hots for a poorly drawn newgrounds character that appeared in the 90's?
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She is so fucking beautiful i don't care at all man
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Because they tend to be better written than any human being.
They're free from actual flaws. Even if they've committed genocide or some shit it doesnt matter

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Tradstache should come back. fuck haters, moustache summer. Do it.
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Nice crescent moon hairline, chubby cheeks. Also mustaches are not at all fashionable in the West right now in 98% of cases. Just grow some sort of goatee or a trimmed full beard. There's a million pictures online that provide good examples for facial hair and you still chose that pedo stache.

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