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Do any of you Anons have a "little red-haired girl" in their lives, so to speak?

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i sometimes feel like a subby tradwife stuck in the body of a femme incel

i think im going schizophrenic
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i feel like im too tall for that :/
but it would be nice
oh yea right... didnt even think of that
damn, you're sounding better and better.
I don't have a height preference at all but that sounds lovely.
immersion ruined cuz im 170cm
iwn be princess carried
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im self inserting in this thread so hard right now
wtf ?
you're not even close to too tall.
I'm 19cm above you.

Have you tried making friends online?
yeah but I ended up being blocked by most of them on Twitter because I was an asshole

on 4chan idk barely anyone adds me on discord
I haven't actually put effort into "trying", but it has happened a few times. I still talk with one of my internet friends.
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I had a very good internet friend but he either killed himself or abandoned all of his accounts after the last time we spoke.
I've thought about him every single day since it happed and that was almost 18 months ago.
I'm never trying that again. It's too painful.

I'm currently at a small gathering of people. They're family friends. I can't speak to people, I struggle to look at them, know what to say if they speak to me, I can't sit in the group with them, I have to sit here in my room or somewhere else . My family members are saying its rude and I "need to make the effort" but I literally can't. I never used to be this bad. If they ask about my life I can't say anything (neet). It's embarrassing. Whenever I talk it's not me, it's like I don't have any personality at all. I'll be awkward or say something stupid. What the fuck is wrong with me?
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>I shouted at him
You must control yourself. This is cringe and even I don't react like this. Worst I've ever reacted to a stranger heckling me was telling them to fuck off in a calm manner. I only said it becaue he was slowly passing me in a car as he took his shot at me and I a glimpse of him and he looked like the most pathetic critter you've ever seen. No way he'd have said it to me outside of his car.
It would at least be pretty entertaining. I do want to create like some kind of remix music video of all of them acting like shitheads.
True, however i almost never react like that tho, today I was just extra pissed off. What did the car guy say to you?
Something fairly harmless but it's how he did it. He lookrd over at me and said "oi mate your front wheel is following your back one" which I didn't care about but then he burst out in laughter and started pointing at me and getting his mates to join in laughing. Essentially trying to make a mockery of me and to imply that I'm an idiot.
Ask them about themselves. People aren't really as interesting in you as you are yourself. They are your family and they probably love you. You won't have to see them often. Enjoy them while they're here
.>I'll be awkward or say something stupid.
Everyone worries about this. Just take it easy, you aren't on trial, you are amongst friends

I am a dysfunctional person in a dysfunctional environment.
with erectile dysfunction
No I still get morning woods unlike you. I like having a healthy penis.

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>middle class white boys are too social awkward to breed
>nigger kids from the ghetto fuck like rabbits and pump out nigger babies like a factory
what did nature mean by this?
Nature literally doesn't care.

Would you a gigabimbo?
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Yes. The longer I do NOFAP the more I lust for bimbos. They're maxxing out what appeals to the primal male vision.
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fkn nasty
miss me with that shit
The world could always use more blonde bimbos!
as a truecel, I have no options and can't be picky.
I'd take anything that isn't obese

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calm down, Karen
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Klaus Schwab would be proud.
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Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the streetwise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed
Late at night, I toss and I turn
And I dream of what I need
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life

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Always thought this was a bad soijak that doesn't really get the message across
ikr more than half of these aren't even bad for you

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>go to coffee shop near my house for the first time
>qt3.14 working the register smiles at me after i order
>fall in love
>been going there at least 3x a week since then
>always order the same thing so i make an impression
>been doing this for at least 6 months
>today i went in and said "yeah i'll just have my usual"
>she says "i'm sorry sir, i don't know what you mean. what would you like?"
>stammer for 20 seconds, turn and walk out
i can never go back.
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My friend, I'm sorry.
You a retard and a fag. She should report you for sexual assault.
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She forgot about it 2 hours later, I guarantee you. She'll probably remember you if she sees you, she probably thought you were just irritated with her.

Don't ever use lines like "I'll have the usual," unless you've known them for a long time. In fact, don't use stupid movie lines at all. Just say what you mean. Don't try to change it at all to sound like something you're not, just say exactly what you mean.
you were supposed to wait for her to ask if you're gonna have the usual!
bro, you basically raped her. Respect her boundaries.

Why do I feel such an intense need to chat with people? Am I really that hopelessly lonely?
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I do have a lot of online friends, anon, it's just that... I can't always talk to them, whether it's due to timezone differences, me being busy, or I dunno, me just trying to be respectful and not dump all of my problems on them. I feel better dumping my stuff here, I guess. Thanks for the suggestion though anon.
it's called being an extrovert and no
>I feel better dumping my stuff here
This makes me, a full-blooded Anonymous, feel like a whore. It's like you're that father with two families, the rich-family he takes care of and the poor family he takes out his frustrations on.
This. When did anons forget that all avatarfags are attention whores? Fucking newfags
Because oldfags forgot to teach them. Or rather, some oldfags were so lonely themselves, hitting late 30s, that they caved in and started sucking the avatarniggers in a futile parasocial relationship attempt.

My conscience remains clean, I did everything to tear down avatartrannies years ago, but when for everyone anon like me there are ten that suck up to him, it is a losing battle

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Would you honestly be willing to date a fat chick? She's kind, caring, earnest, enjoyable to be around, and has a pretty face, but she's fat. Is that a deal breaker? Would you also be comfortable with being seen in public with her (because there are guys attracted to fat girls but keep it a secret from others)?
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No. Why? She is kind, caring, and earnest towards herself. She needs to do that first. It's okay if she is overweight, but fat is a completely different beast. No one should be fat.
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being fat is such a massive detriment to a woman's looks. I'll never respect a guy who pulls up with a fatty.
Nope. Never again.
Tell me you know nothing without telling me you know nothing
Slampigs are called slampigs for a reason. Because all they're good for is an easy fuck.

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Waiting for my booster to kick in...
Why did you get the vaccine you fucking retard don't you know you are now full of parasites, graphene oxide, and it rewrites your DNA and gives you cancer and now you're going to die of a heart attack with brain clots you fucking retarrrddddddd

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>God will never leave me nor forsake me
His mercies are new every morning
>he's wasting time again
I need to make myself ready

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I've been to Georgia on a fast train, honey
I wudn't born no yesterday
Got a good Christian raisin' and eighth grade education
Ain't no need in y'all a treatin' me this way

whenever i see babies all i see are lambs to the slaughter. hahaha, if only they knew what awaits them, with their stupid, large empty eyes.

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