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>mfw in national park
>mfw i see a bug crossing the busy path
>mfw i see it survive a bunch of close calls with people nearly crushing him
>don't want to intervene because national park
>mfw about to get up and actually pick it up
>mfw i see a tank top wearing, muscular, reverse-capped Chad with his arm around a typical Stacy
>mfw he crushes the bug's head, pays no heed and keeps walking, talking really loudly
>mfw i rush to help the bug, but Chad gave him severe brain damage and he dies after i put him on a bush
>mfw fucking Chad

If black men are wanted so bad, why do i see fit black males with fat white women all the time?
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>>47003841
Are you saying that an attractive person is likely to be more successful with the opposite sex?
Mind-blowing.
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>>47003923
Yes. Including black males. Which is the very topic of this conversation. You fucking moron.
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>>47003947
Sure, but they are still less desirable compared to other races.
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>>47003976
Yes, I completely agree, as I have stated a thousand times in this thread. A fit, attractive black male would be less desirable than a fit, attractive white male, and a hypothetical generic black male would be less desirable than a hypothetical generic white male. Statistics and common sense backs that up.
Having said that, with that in mind, saying that the best that a fit, attractive black male could do is an obese white woman is ridiculous, especially making such a sweeping generalization. I've been arguing this entire time that peoples' confirmation bias and their own tastes play a large role in the matter, rather than it strictly being a matter of limitation.
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>>47002651
WHAT HAPPPENED TO THAT MAN IN THE OP PIC

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Why do white people have the most fucked up fetishes?
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>>47004704
Stop describing Judaism.
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>>47004684
Einstein was into Incest.
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Because whites have convinced themselves that everything they do is ok and normal, and then they fuck up their kids with bad parenting which leads to having most fucked up fetishes.
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>>47004449
Asians have tentacle fetishes. Blacks have... well they don't have anything because they couldn't ever invent anything except for pathology.
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>>47005153
Blacks rape little girls because they believe it cures AIDS

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Exactly at what age do women turn into roasties?
At what point in development/puberty does the flip switch permanently to slut mode?
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After their first period
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>>47004580
Right after they have sex for the first time, there's a "sweet spot" between getting hit by puberty and their first time where they can still be salvaged but as soon as it happens they're gone.
Women are literally ruined by dick.
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MODS
MODS
MODS
MODS
MODS
BAN THIS PEDO
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>>47004580
Whatever age I fucking tell them to
Mmmm mmm mm

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please I'm so lonely, it's the only thing that helps me keep going
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>>47005109
A detective apu for you, anon

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Are catholic girls easier to score than normal ones

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Why don't you just try Tinder once?
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I suspect I've been shadowbanned, so I deleted my account and signed up again on a new browser and using a new email. Now nothing shows up at all. Nothing to swipe. Wew.
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>>47005004
Did you create a troll account? Its like being 4chan banned you have to get a new IP address or tinder will keep you banned
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>>47002865
You were her backup date anon.
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>>46995519
>3 months swiping
>25 matches
>met one of them twice
>she was weird and ugly
>trying to talk to more girls and have had more immersive conversations with my breakfast cereal

Shit ain't easy lads.
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>>47002865
ask her out to something else. If she says yes you are gucci if she does not respond just delete that cunt and pray she gets AIDS

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>tfw i'm training my bf to be more abusive
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>>47003804
i wish you were my girlfriend.
so how long, or quickly did it take for you to be this fucked up? my gf never talks about shit with me, and shes full tsun/yandere but doesnt realize it yet. she refuses to see a therapist.
what im asking is, how did you get to be the way you are? is it an escape or a coping mechanism?
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>>47003827
Then I'll threaten to kill myself, scream, cry, and beg. I'll slash my wrists right in front of him if I need to. Desperation is the most meaningful way to show your love.
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>>47003846
yes, I kind of get excited of the idea of me feeling terrified and helpless
>>47003850
well, i have daddy issues obviously but also mom issues. my dad and I had a weird relationship and he kind of was inappropriate in some way depending on who you ask. i call my bf daddy a lot lately.

a less complex way to explain is feeling controlled equates to me feeling really desired. he tells me that I can't talk to other people, it makes me feel like he wants me for himself. I like being an object, probably because I have low self esteem and my self worth relies on him.
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>>47003934
>my dad and I had a weird relationship and he kind of was inappropriate in some way depending on who you ask
Tell us more about it.
What did daddy like doing with you?
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ANSWER HIM HOLEMEAT

LARPER

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I'm having an adult circumcision at the end of the month for medical reasons (it's sore and infected...)

Anyone here been through this got any advice? I assume I won't be able to walk for a week and night time erections will be super painful while the stitches are still in.

I'm not worried about loss of sensation since I don't feel any pleasure when I cum anyway. Just worried about long term pain.

Thanks
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I was circumcised when I was like 7, and I have this one vivid memory. Not long after I got the bandage off and the stitches were long dissolved, I needed to pee, and I pulled the underwear fabric away from my dick too fast and I started bleeding in one spot on the circumcision scar. So that's something you should watch out for during recovery.

Other than that, the scar sometimes itches, but that's about it for me.

Here's a couple cool links for foreskin restoration:
https://foreskinrestoration.vbulletin.net/
http://pages.suddenlink.net/manual_methods/

Hf

Why cant i just have someone to love me so much?

Sauce on pic: https://nhentai.net/g/184840/3/
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>>47001039
It's a mythic oxymoron. Ignore mythposters. Escape from this place, this is all just a method of reinforcing the robot disease.
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>>46997625
NICE SOURCE anon, TFW no tom boy hot GF that turns into a busty chick : (
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>>47003410
The bitter truth is that women may not be into this on their own but will learn to like it to please their man.
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gonna do the chart but bumping first
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>>46998120
>>46998209
>>46998260
>>46998266
>>46998270
>age
Fresh graduate or Christmas cake
>size ratio
Amazonian
>physical build
Athletic
>breast size
Busty
>butt/hips
average

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>family moves from high density smalltown
>move to old rural farm
>big and super comfy
>some neighbours but they're far away
>entire lot is surrounded by forest so it's isolated from elements and people
>couldn't dream of a better place
>forest is old and could use some cleaning but the trees are fine
>there are some huge tress that are well over 60 years old
>one of the maples stretch over almost the entire backyard creating a comfy natural roof
>dad decides the forest is too cramped and old looking
>starts cutting down some of the smaller dead trees which is alright
>keeps cutting down trees even the big and tall ones
>try to make him stop but he doesn't
>he's rented a lumberjack to cut down all the big trees
>I constantly try to convince him that it's going to look like shit and get super windy

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>>47004972
Would you care to post some boomer memes I could show him
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>>47004932
fuck off newfag
if you are reading this, you are a faggot
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>>47004600
Eternal boomer strike again
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>>47004600
At least you're still living in a rural area and not some overcrowded city or suburb. Lucky bastard.
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>>47005003
>Wanting someone to give the idea and do the work too

You're never gonna get boomer respect with this attitude

Hikki thread

>spending most of the day and nearly every day confined to home,

>marked and persistent avoidance of social situations,
social withdrawal symptoms causing significant functional impairment,
duration of at least six months, and
no apparent physical pathology to account for the social withdrawal symptoms.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
-how long have you been hikki
-will you escape?
-mental illness?
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>>47004542
Picture quality is bad but here you go, I've started drawing shit again for the first time in like a decade.
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>>47004613
I'll either die a NEET or die of suicide when I get kicked out.

100%

>>47004649
pretty gud drawing
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Are there any NEETs from Germany in this thread? I want to become a NEET but I have no idea how to do so as a poorfag and no family to support me.
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>>47004994
unless youre one of those muslim migrant "children" you are shit out of luck
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>>47005050
No, I'm not. Is there something like autismbucks here in Germany? I'm not diagnosed but pretty sure that besides severe depression and anxiety that I'm at least an asspie.

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who here /neverhadajob/?

I am 25, wondering how old the NEETs here are

give boyfriend
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>>47004663
Sorry fatty, no one wants you.
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>>47004663
>cute >handsome , surely these terms are mutually exclusive.
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>>47004459
>>47004531
>>47004943
No shanks ya filthy roast
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>>47004517
Surely you don't mean that DYEL the anime girl is placing her hand on
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>>47004459
ok, here you go
>inb4 unoriginal

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WHY COULDN'T I BE BORN WHITE


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