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Why do the majority of women say their Hogwarts house is Ravenclaw?

It's like they're boasting to everyone that they're "intelligent", "the best", but in a subtle way.
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>>72145637
All women are evil and clearly belong in house Slytherin.
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>>72145637
They're given like 3 or 4 options right, the main characters in HotFarts, the bad guys are Silverfang, the obscure ones that Doobly doo and the mysterious ones are Ravenclaw. Its advanced virtue signaling. Honestly it's cute to me, makes me wanna fuck em stupid.
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>>72145637
Because majority of women are overgrown childish retarded hypocrite s with no self awareness?
>Lol, cry harder manchild! Anyway my Hogwarts house is...
Yeah seems about right.

Would you work a 12 hour job that you hate for the rest of your life but be granted a girlfriend, or never have to work a day in your life but remain an incel. What trade would you take?
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>>72145747
never have to work because i've already gotten laid a few times and i'd rather just bukowskimaxx
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>>72145747
why are those my fuckin options oh my god just shoot me now
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can i just keep being gay for like $30k?

Total Needle Dick

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Is it over for her?
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>>72139547
Yup, it's over.

She will either have to settle for a guy who looks like Adam Sandler or get pumped and dumped until suicide at 35.
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Anorexia is so fucking sad. Like was it really worth it? All I see is a skull
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>>72139547
>>72139631
that's a man trying to larp as a woman, sweaty
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>>72143556
Just visited there because I was curious and that was my first impression too.
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>>72139547
Probably. She's a perfectly average girl. Not hot, not ugly. Just a girl next door. But it's over for her because she will consider it settling if she gets with anyone other than an 8 or 9 out of 10 dude. And she will get with those guys for 20 minutes at a time. But they won't wife her up or anything.

She could have a nice, comfortable life with a solid, dependable man. But she's going to throw that away for dudes who will never see her as anything other than a low-effort jizz jar for when they're bored.

Source: I'm the guy who has used girls like this as a low-effort jizz jar for the better part of the last 18 years.

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Holy shit it's happening guys

I'm a virgin and I'm meeting a hot chubby girl that's visiting around my place tonight
She expects me to worship her pussy good and have lots of fun
Wish me luck guys

Pic unrelated
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>>72145744
good luck
how did you find her?

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>tfw don't have 6ft
>don't make 6 figures
>don't have 6 inches

It's over bros. Should I just give up now?
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>>72145721
>6ft
>6 figures
>6 inches

the devil really do be working his powers among us and i didn't even realize it until just now
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>>72145721
i have all of these things and its still over
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>>72145721
I only have 2 feet ;_; it's over

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>a Chad worked out today
Did you?
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nah
don't wanna
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>>72144902
No I wanked thrice before getting out of bed at noon
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>>72144902
i went running
i'm still sore from yesterday
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>>72144902
No, being healthy is a reactionary ideology that encourage fat shaming.

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I knew at least 7 IRL back in the special ed area back in high school. They were all complete autists with facial deformities. You could say I was already trying to distance myself from them with my so-called "edgy" taste in music.
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>>72141354
Where is the benefit in this
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>>72142113
There is none to be found
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>>72142850
Just bleeding from within
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>>72143856
And then dying because of the bleeding
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And this happens internally

I, skeleton, am inside you
I can't wait for you to free me from your fleshy prision
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lo, skeleton, hear me now before you!

i will free you from the sinewy depths of mine flesh, verily, but first you must complete these tasks three:

prepare the tanning stretcher! my skin will be the canvas;

acquire the finest paints and dyes in the land, for you will require them for the task next:

inscribe on mine flesh thusly: MOORS TONGUE MINE ANUS

i have placed trust in you my calciumy companion: do not fail me!

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This is it. I'm finally starting a serious job. I may never be a NEET again. So long /r9k/ and thanks for all the fish.
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you're here literally for eternity my nigga

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what's the deal with homosexuals?
they use a shithole as their primary sex organ have to clean their ass every time in order to use it.
also let's not speak about adult diapers in young age most faggot eventually need and anal prolapse.
how is this sustainable
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>>72145280
they make new kinds of STDs, it won't take long until all of them end up dead

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Sexo with black queenz
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>>72144353
>Sexo with black queenz
>mfw
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I love blacks and mixed
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Oh dear! What a quandary.

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Would you allow a girl to give you a golden shower?
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No, but I would give a girl a golden shower.
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maybe. my gf let me pee in her mouth once, and then continued to give me a blowjob. felt pretty nice, but she apparently was too embarrassed to do the same.
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>>72145476
Imagine being on r9k when you could have this experience in life. Just go out and turn thre computer off
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yes. i have pretty much no interest in drinking piss, but getting soaked in piss is good
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>>72145442
>32 and have never seen a vagina in real life.
Do you live in India or the Middle East or something?

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>fail to fall asleep again
>kittens are all over me now
I guess I will roll & smoke a cig and then turn my pc on to watch stuff on youtube.
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>>72145538
welp you can try to prevent it happening in the future
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>>72145562
well once the ankle deep trash and flies are gone from the bathroom it'll be doable
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>well once the ankle deep trash and flies are gone from the bathroom it'll be doable
please stop being so messy and clean up , thats too much even for me and doesnt sound comfy
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>>72145594
its very uncomfy but that just how depression be you just dont care cause you wanna be dead
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>>72145621
yeah I get that but there is a level of dirty thats even too much for me and I guess there is my mom to keep me in check .
Remember jordan peterson, try to clean up a little, maybe a cleaner enviorment will cheer you up a little idk

Euthanasia for ass burgers should be legal. I will never be able to experience picrel
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>>72145459
Its so fucking unfair, I just want to be normal
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>>72145478
>I just want to be normal
We will never be normal. At best we could imitate normies but even then sperginess will show in the most unexpected ways.
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I've experienced that with an aspie girl
don't give up brother
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>>72145505
Oh I know that.. Why do you think I want to be put to sleep like a dog
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>>72145518
Im not a girl tho, all is lost
>inb4 take hrt
Kys


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