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How many tissues do you use when you jerk off?
>mfw go through have the box of tissues in the first 2 days
Anybody have tips on how to save tissues?
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Buy a box of two dozen cheap rags for like a dollar at walmart. Every once in a while soak them in soap filled sink to clean them. Dry them out overnight and reuse.
I let the jizz fall as it may and wipe off with the bedsheets. 0 tissues needed.
Anyone here use the used ones from the garbage bin

Do you use heaps of tissues for non-masturbatory purposes, or do you not masturbate often?
No, I use my old jizz/snot tissues I threw in the trash to wipe my new jizz if I have no tissues.

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nigga that pic b spooki as hell
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You are the tiny mammal who lives among the roots of trees hiding from the dumb lumbering dinosaurs.
Accept the situation. It can be comfy.

You live in a dorm? Are you in a hostel or something?
first-year (and sometimes second-year) students in this third-world shithole, known as Burgerland, are forced to live in dormitories.

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I hate trannies but I have gender dysphoria
I have op is a faggot dysphoria
>implying self-hate is unusual enough to be worth making a thread over

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I'll start

>be me, 4 or 5
>after preschool, hanging out with my friend
>was very rambunctious, parents even had me tested for autism (results were negative)
>he has a pool and almost autistic me is excited as fuck
>get out to pool
>friends mom tells us not to jump in the pool yet, then runs inside (to grab something i assume)
>jump in
>i realize i have no idea how swim
>start flailing around
>run out of breath and inhale water and eventually pass out
>friends mom jumps in and saves me
>she yells at me and calls my grandma to come pick me up

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> (results were negative)
> i have brain damage
which is it faggot

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ITT anons post the name/initials of someone they like. Who knows, maybe they lurk here too.
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I saw you looking at me today
I wish you would talk to me
she doesn't browse though
We were friends in school, I haven't seen you in years.
are you from SD
i wuv woo

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We don't actually live on "Earth". It's literally epic.
I don't think I can take any more 'epicness'

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Where are our female clones, robots? They're the only ones we can guarantee won't cheat on us, as they'll share our memories and know the pain it would cause. The only ones who know everything you want and will do their utmost to give it to you, because they are you.
Why don't we have the ability to have female clones yet?
>also have an original ideal gf from me
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He he he! Ha ha ho!
A very original self bump by OP because I really want to hear what people think about this concept
>I hate myself
>Clone would hate me
>Everyone else would hate clone
>Unironically, I am told I am my own worst enemy
Cloning me would be a crime to humanity. I wouldn't get love, I would create another abomination to be a nuisance. One that would hate me more than anyone else.
Welp guess this thread is dead. It was fun fellow robots. Maybe I or someone else will make this thread again some other time.
wtf i love op now pls be my clone gf

There is nothing wrong with suicide.
In fact it should be encouraged.
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Part of me knows its good for the removal of the weak
But the other part of me just wants to help people

Which voice to I listen to robots?
You're helping people by encouraging suicide though.
It's that toxic mentality that forces them to suffer for the sake of others, or calls them cowards, or lies to keep them going for some abstract reason that everyone should live only for them to suffer more that doesn't help.
>toxic masculinity
Found the (((nose))).
He said mentality
You're right, my mistake. He's still a faggot for unironically using "toxic," though.

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what if god doesn't love us all equally?
That seems like the only possible conclusion to reach from the universe we live in. Some babies are born with such severe birth defects that they die moments after birth - why did God choose this fate for them? Why have them be born at all if they're going to die before they make even a single choice?
my thoughts exactly. this realization has meant nothing. My Numbness is still stronger than ever

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Any robots here keep snakes as pets? reptile keeping is pretty comfy and doesn't cost much so I was wondering if anyone else had the same hobby
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When I took this Pic he was around 1 I think.
Now he's around 3 and got a lot longer.
I sincerely feel bad, because after a while I've started to lose interest in keeping him, probably it's the fact that you can't do much with snakes, they obviously live a really sedentary life just like in nature and after you see them molting, eating and doing their few sneaky stuff you kinda get bored.
I feel really guilty.
But I'll keep him anyways, still love him.
Don't handle him much anymore, he always get a lil bit stressed when I take him out of his terrarium. He gives really good back massages though
Have you thought about getting into breeding? Snakes are just so awesome, it's so strange to me that you got bored of handling them haha. Maybe you should get into other kinds of exotic pets too! Like spiders are super cool and I'm planning on getting a couple trapdoors soon
Where I live exotic pets aren't that common.
But it would sure be really interesting seeing my boy copulate.
I bought a dozen of jumping spiders 2 years ago (Phidippus regius), really funny and interesting guys but I struggled to make them all eat since they were all at their first molt (around 3 millimeters at best) and Drosophila was too big for them, and even temperature was a problem, they lasted for some months but I failed in the end, next time I will get adults and adjust better room temperature
What kind of aquariums. I must know
exactly, get him a couple girlfriends and raise/sell his young its always awesome seeing the different patterns even snakes of the same morphs have.
I've never actually owned spiders before but I usually do plenty of research before I buy any kind of pet(sometimes I impulse buy though pls forgive me) so I'm not worried about not being able to take care of them though anything can happen I guess.
Have you tried buying from some reputable stores online? I got one of my balls' from morph market and its okay despite my worries

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Going to the psychiatrist tomorrow, what do you actually do there? I was supposed to go half a year ago but I skipped it and ignored calls for a few weeks.
they give you pills n stuff

>put filter on phone
>limit access to adult websites
>automatically filters the word "Asian"
You faggots fucked up the word "Asian" so bad that I can't even google the word without my phone thinking I'm searching for porn.

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What is the the least negative thing a person can do for you to see somebody as the "bad guy/girl"?
I just want to see how petty humanity is
you never know. one of these days the pettiness might come back to haunt the petty

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Imagine how many waifus he killed. Are we going to see an armada of billions of widows out for revenge?
anime isn't real in the MCU
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What do you know about Japanese cape-shit?

Have you ever masturbated to climax while looking at yourself in a mirror?
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ya several times, it was pretty good
I work with a guy who looks exactly like this. We are convinced it's him and he's escaped desu
Whoa weird I was just reading about Nilssen this afternoon.
No, but if I get dubs I will try
seeing myself in the mirror would probably kill my boner

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