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anon, give me one reason i shouldn't fucking off myself.
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>>53071580

Because you are not actually ready for death and will pussy out at the last moment and have second thoughts.
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No cake
No tea
No music
No feels
No imagination
No soft breeze tickling your face
No deep relaxation in warm bath
No chance of learning about the amazing side of the world, space, philosophy and people
There's just nothingness.
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Because this board would have one less aquaposter!
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>>53075291
Implying that notingness is a comperable state; so much to philosophy you dont even know the basics

Its neither positiv nor negativ nor neutral, its _Nothingness_ and you cant compare that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MajfZIyHP8U
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>>53071580
I think if I can stick around you can too.

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If you knew for sure that you live in a simulation and the moment that you die you would wake up from it, would you kill yourself or stick around in this world a little longer?
Asking for a friend.
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Be a good friend and tell your friend to take his meds.

t. a friend of a friend
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>>53075410
I'd stay here as long as possible. I'm not so bad off here that I couldn't be worse off out there, so I'd better learn all I can here.
Also if you think you know that with any kind of certainty then you had better reexamine your conception of what it means to know something, because that is most definitely not a justified true belief.
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>>53075422
>>53075622
Its purely hypothetical, no need to walk on eggshells. No one is killing themselves.
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>>53075410
I'd break the fucking game or die trying

>realizes he's a worthless nigger and jumped off a bridge

based
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>>53075095
lmao seething whiteboi
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>>53074784
>zoomers stop wasting your life with that tech, waste your life with my 25 yo boomer boomer tech
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>>53075413
t. seething roastie whore lmao
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There's no confirmation, we have to wait.
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>>53074629
it was a hoax
he's gonna magically reappear and return to streaming in a few weeks / days

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From the Gospel according to Matthew
MT 7:6, 12-14

Jesus said to his disciples:
"Do not give what is holy to dogs, or throw your pearls before swine,
lest they trample them underfoot, and turn and tear you to pieces.

"Do to others whatever you would have them do to you.
This is the Law and the Prophets.

"Enter through the narrow gate;
for the gate is wide and the road broad that leads to destruction,
and those who enter through it are many.
How narrow the gate and constricted the road that leads to life.
And those who find it are few."

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READING OF THE DAY
A reading from the Book of the Genesis
GN 13:2, 5-18

Abram was very rich in livestock, silver, and gold.

Lot, who went with Abram, also had flocks and herds and tents,
so that the land could not support them if they stayed together;
their possessions were so great that they could not dwell together.
There were quarrels between the herdsmen of Abram's livestock
and those of Lot's.
(At this time the Canaanites and the Perizzites
were occupying the land.)

So Abram said to Lot:

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based evangelist anon
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I don't know if that God could ever love me. I am a sick and pathetic freak, and I don't think I can help it. It's a part of me.
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Aahaha,
>2019
>giving a rats ass about some book written by iron age sheep keepers who didnt know the shape of the earth
>beliving there is a god

u r more pathetic than the person above me

Brazilian Razer is based and redpilled.
Why are normies giving them shit form firing a feminazi for deliberately saying that "Men are all trash and we should generalize them. Men that are not complete trash are but exceptions."?
Can we get a meme magic thread going? Shadilay.
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>>53073876
what does the brasilian razer thing say?
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>>53074204
"Due to what happened in the last few days, we'd like to clarify that the influencer Gabi Cattuzzo is not and never was an embassador of our brand. She was part of a team of influencers that were sponsored to disclose the brand.
Since the beginning we, as gamers, are going through all types of prejudices and stereotypes and we will keep fighting so this kind of situation will not repeat itself.
Razer Brasil would like to state that the opinion of our influencers do not represent or reflect, necessarily, the opinion of the company, which is against any type of discrimination, be it regarding sex, religion, politics or any kind of extremism or intolerance.
We'd like to inform that the contract with the influencer in question will be over in the next few days and won't be renovated."
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based favelabros keeping the macacas in check
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She's being punished for saying the truth? Us males are indeed trash

>always crave junk food, eat it all the time
>an hour after eating I feel hungry again
>don't ever gain any weight (might even be considered slightly underweight at times) so there's no incentive for me to change my eating habits

What can I do to be less hungry all the time and at the same time eat less/better? Why am I always so hungry?
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>>53074770
Well when I say junk food I pretty much mean non-healthy stuff, not necessarily stuff that's BAD for you.

Also another thing is my sleep pattern is pretty fucked, I fall asleep at like 6am and wake up at around 1pm, I usually don't eat anything between 11pm and 6 but I'm hungry all the time, and when I wake up I don't really feel like eating but once I do for the rest of the day I'm starving
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>>53074800
You described me except I'm morbidly obese. I don't eat "bad" foods either, like fast food or ultra sugary junk like poptarts. I binge on homemade sandwiches, huge bowls of oatmeal, homemade burritos and burgers with high quality ingredients, etc. It all started when I was a kid and my parents watched Super Size Me and they stopped getting fast food. Instead, they would cook massive feasts every night but it was all "whole wheat" and diet soda and low fat, organic. Still ended up eating 3000 calories a day or more on "healthy" food and the habit has been ingrained for 20 years now, since I was 4 years old. I can't remember a time in my entire life when I didn't eat massive quantities.
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>>53074797
Eat more protein and fats and start exercising to put on muscle. Muscle is more dense than fat. Fat looks gross too, you don't want to get fat.

>>53074800
Sugar is in almost everything. If it's packaged and comes from the grocery store, 90% chance it has sugar in it even if it says "healthy! low fat! low sugar!" Those are just marketing things and are not necessarily true. If it has sugar it's bad and low fat is a meme.
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>>53075005
Well what are some meals that don't taste like shit and are easy to cook because I'm a dumbass?
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>>53075126
soup is great, get a stick blender, any vegetable you can think of, lentils & etc ,
takes 10 minutes and is pretty good if you find some nice proportions and ingredients which work well together

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Open your mouth

*fffpt*
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Fuck I think I'm developing a femdom fetish. How do I stop this?
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>>53075462
As long as it doesn't get into cuck or bdsm shit you should be fine.
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>>53075540
What about footfaggotry and girls spitting in my mouth?
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>>53075644
>What about footfaggotry and girls spitting in my mouth?
Whatever floats your boner, man.
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>>53074552
I'm not exactly fond of what she does but shes so cute its almost mesmerising.
I'd grab her and spit the gum right back in her mouth. Then i'd make out with her.

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> hey big bro can you just have sex with me please?

what do?
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>>53074201
you mean 180 you fucking idiot
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>>53074919
Newfag baka
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I whip it in
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>>53074919
Fucking retard lol at your life
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>>53070592
>those lips
Would be hard to resist.

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what kinds of music do you robots listen to?
(pic related)
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>>53072808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sjdNPDq6qk
Peter Gabriel is tip top tier.
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DEATH GRIPS
>DEATH GRIPS
DEATH GRIPS
>DEATH GRIPS
BEEEEEEYOOOOOOTCH
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Pic related is currently what I'm listening
But mostly Bones and Wicca Phase
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>>53072808
at this moment, this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th2K3BCJ8BE
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recently? vaporwave, future funk and happy hardcore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRbTV9JlVvI
>>53075094
yesssssss this is niceeee

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post ur height
say how it has effected you

6'4
I'm autistic af but I've had women hit on me
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>>53069863
>like pick me up and carry me around without my consent.
I'm the kind of guy who do that a lot when drunk.
But I even pick-up 6'2 guys.
T. 6'5 lad
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>>53075498
>The "hurr white guys get jap pussy" thing is a meme. If you are not attractive and have no game you won't get girls in Japan.
tell that to ryan boundless lol
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>>53069814
>4'10
I don't really get taken seriously by anyone and people confuse me for a kid. I did work experience at a school and kept getting scolded for being out of uniform.
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>>53069814
> normalfag 5'10

my bro is really insecure about his height ,he is a little taller than 5'7, our parents are 5'2 and 5'9. He hasn't grown much in 2 years and is about to turn 16 in a month. Is there anything he can do or should I just break it to him that he is cucked for the manlet life?
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>>53069814
5'9

meh, i have a chadesque face so any asian cutie is in my pocket

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What should I get? Help me out, Kashii.
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>>53073651
Riding my bike to your position right now, just gotta cross 3 oceans and travel for about... 32 days.
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>>53073651
What does 'Nawamar' mean? I tried using Google Translate but it didn't help.
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>>53075025
>check your exid data to determine time the picture was taken
It's literally the filename. And there's no exif data, not to mention 4chan strips it anyway.
>>53074993
Okay. I didn't go this time, but if I'm ever in the city again, I'll keep that in mind.
>>53074690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5dFCkURUiI
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>>53075652
Aiste, when will I get to hug you?
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>>53072359
XLong Chilli Cheese
Double Chilli Cheese
Medium Fries
Takeaway
Usually costs me 6 euros.

really sick of hearing about gay people/gay pride

I don't have anything against gay people I think people should be able to do what they want but it's unavoidable

everywhere I go online it's just pride this pride that

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>>53075605
Homosexuality may not be a mental illness but all fags are attention whoring narcisists that's for sure

Damn /fit/ is woke as fuck
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>>53075197
They are not woke, they are pitiful.
You shouldn't strive to better yourself for the sake of someone else.
Even if you're not the best (there's always someone better), you need to realize that only you matters.
I don't care about roasties or society, if I do something, it's only for me.
Find happiness inwards anons.
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>>53075310
lol, this is such bullshit, fucking sad dude
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>>53075197
>There are men out there who could fuck your girlfriend if they only bothered
The hardest feel to swallow, good job I don't have a gf h-haha.
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Who gives a shit about a gf?

I JUST WANT TO BE HAPPY

WOMEN ARENT EVERYTHING

I DONT CARE IF I DIE A VIRGIN

I WANT HAPPINESS

LET ME HAVE ONE SMILE, JUST ONE

I want to feel the pain as my face stretches to make an expression I've never made before, that I can't help but make
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>not moving onto feminine boys
It's like you don't want real love and understanding or something

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Who is that guy ?

I saw this picture on a thread talking about being a virgin after 30 years, it comes from /r9k/ ?

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What's the worst/most depressing thing about summer?
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>>53073450
>flies
>sweat
>less clothing options
It's too hot for anything but (t-)shirts, polos and shorts, maybe sweatpants if it's in the morning or evening.

Late spring and early autumn is the best
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>>53073689
This plus sweaters. There is nothing cozier than a sweater. Its like wearing a hug.
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Sweating over every movement, not being able to wear a jacket, cant hide my moobs
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>>53073576
Thousand cock stare on her
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>>53073450
The heat is unbearable. I am not built for this weather.




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