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why don't these people just get a job
https://youtu.be/mQAS3FFN79o?si=w165lQ5BEkSnpGL4
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>>83356568
Don't you know? According to this government, you're poor because you choose to be!
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>>83351935
who is hiring? are you? no. do you know anyone who is? no. so stfu
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>>83356481
liberal arts desu
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>>83357056
Where are you from homie
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>>83357240
Well, good luck. With a degree like that, there aren't many jobs for you in the future!

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What can a weakling do?
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>>83357842
>Took an innocuous line from an anime
>Got extremely defensive and started pissing down his leg in anger
What's even funnier is your immediate reaction to this character is that it was unmistakably BLACK when if you knew who this was and how much of a liked character he is you'd be gaslighting
>He's not actually Black
You won't get that second part so don't worry I just find it funny
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>>83357869
Your reading comprehension really isn't up to snuff, which is probably to be expected since your people have incredibly low literacy skills, but you might want to start reading this thread back from the top.
You could also just post your hand with a timestamp to shut me up.
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>>83357908
Oh boy you immediately open up with a ad hominem
Midwits not even once I guess your white skin isn't really all that special
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>>83357949
The character the nigger-coded, I'm sure it's popular in your black anime circles, add in your low-effort OP and it's not hard to see why it was so easy to peg you down.
Not sure why you needed this all spelled out.
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>>83358005
He's 100% black

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I'm only 28 too, I can't imagine having a 12 year old at a normal age
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>>83357903
What are you trying to say phil
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Maybe teach the kid stuff to help out with chores with reward incentives.

>sleep horrible
>have a very bad night
>wake up befor my alarm
>get out of bed for coffee n cigs
>give our cat and kitties their breakfast
>get some kitkat cereals
>usually I would mourn for more time in bed
>but we have a new job today
>so im too nervous and worried
>can't wait to get through this day
>hobefully successful 0of
>plus tfw tomorrow is friday already
>I better stfu and get ready4work soon
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>>83357661
wouuldnt it be a shame if your cats were turned innto a ushanka when you came home from work?
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>change into work clothes
>damn it
>my bed looks so seducing now
>have to resist it
>one last round of coffee n cig befor im ready2go
>also holy shit fucking dad
>this is why mom preferred him staying in Iran
>our work boots carry lots of dirt cause of our work
>so it would be better to wear them outside
>dad did it inside
>the entrance floor is covered in dirt
>mom won't be pleased when she wakes up and sees that scene
>tomorrow im also gonna have a bit moar time in bed
>today we have to bring our excavator to the new work side
>it takes time and we cant drive that fast

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>arrive at our worksite
>time for a ciggy befor our client arrives
>its cold outside but could be worse
>this job is actually simple
>doesnt pay well
>but its like winter
>there arent really better options til spring
>we are still building up a biz relationship with this client
>what makes me even more nervous about today
>tomorrow things should be hopefully easier
>we have to assist our client to connect new houses to the electricity/water/gas grid

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I wish I had an attractive, intelligent, frugal, and loyal girlfriend my age or younger that enjoyed the same hobbies as me.

I'm just a man.
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i wish for me and my loved ones to be taken away from this world to a paradise all at the same time painlessly and instantly and be together
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>>83357765
I wish op would stop being gay
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>>83357765
i wish i could have my crush. thats it, i just want him, and only him
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>>83357765
imagine how nice that would be bro! a wholesome relationship with a nice girl that laughs at your jokes and genuinely enjoys your company! thats never going to happen to you though lollllllllllllllll
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>>83357813
so true bestie! Tell it like it is

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Who do these normies think they are fooling? It's such an insult to the intelligence of anyone who is forced to look at this. As if it isn't a profound tragedy that your child was born with two stumps for arms. HBTDL made some observations in regards to this years ago, I'm seeing more of it as the days go by.
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>>83357840
God I hate white leftists
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>>83357840
Anyone who posts their kids on the internet in 2025 is evil. There are undeniably people jerking off to this kid, especially considering how many pedos have amputee fetishes
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Raise him into a fine warrior
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this is actually a very on the nose way to mock and mog people, it's not even subtle. People who do this are very malicious bullies.

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Is it actually possible to get rid of a bad fetish? I did nofap for several weeks and it was working but then I saw something that reminded me of the fetish and I relapsed hard.
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>>83354992
What if the gay man has romantic feelings towards other men?
>asking for a friend
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>>83357481
Homosexuality can also be induced or exacerbated by porn. It's actually been studied. Which of course means it can be reversed by reverse engineering that Pavlovian conditioning. If that is something you want to do, of course. There is a reason certain people are spamming tranny and gay porn on /gif/ and /b/, and it's not to spread happiness and joy.
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>>83353603
I'm a believer that no fetish is 'bad' as long certain types don't cross over into real life. Considering you're not telling us what it is I assume your fetish is in that group. Thoughtcrimes are retarded and don't exist, just jerk off and don't act on it
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>>83357830
A fetish isn't a thoughtcrime. It manifests in reality when you seek out porn or sexual gratification with another person, which people inevitably do. People don't just sit around thinking "damn furries are so hot" and then doing nothing about it. They seek a release for that channel of sexual energy. There have literally been stories of people dying because they had a murder fetish or an asphyxiation fetish. So clearly it can be harmful. And that's not the mention the health risks of scat or anal or choking, and probably other fetishes as well.
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>>83353603
Kinda, you need to gradually ween off of it and then deny every time you are tempted by it.
When you relapse you keep it to one goon sesh and no more. And keep it private.

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I just masturbated for an hour. Why can't human beings just masturbate all day every day? Masturbating and sleeping are the best experiences there are.
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>>83357928
how do you find a woman to do this to
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>>83357951
tinder. this was date 5. I also did this to a bumble girl on date 1.
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>>83356971
what anime edit is that, trace.moe can't tell me shit
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I AM A MONKEY IN A CAGE
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>>83356971
I can't do this or I rip the skin.

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Femboy search on pornhub has the largest increase in 2025. Why are more people watching femboy porn?
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>>83357906
morgana? zzzz
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>>83357155
>Femboy search on pornhub has the largest increase in 2025. Why are more people watching femboy porn?
The Elites are promoting their religion
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>>83357155
With the way this board is you'd think that graph was the exact opposite which just proves no life kikes n poojeets spam this board all fucking day.
Isreal and India need IP banning
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>>83357865
>Who the hell is watching this shit
It's even worse on the less heavily "curated" tubes, like xhamster, where it seems like a good 10-20% of the content is now fat, flabby Jeets, and the videos are tagged with every keyword as a form of porn SEO.
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faggot pedophiles thats why

What's the appeal of snorting cocaine off a hooker's ass
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>>83357771
Probably the nose infection that'll come with it
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>>83357771
The powerful brap fueled by Mexican cuisine helps getting the illicit drug deep into your nostrils, for a sharp onset that just hits different.
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>>83357771
idk id do it off pizzacakes ass tho

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When did you outgrow conservatism?
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>>83357924
National Socialism is a revolutionary ideology. It is, by definition, not conservative.
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>>83357298
I never was conservative. I was ancap, and now I want AI to force humans to play nice so we can have ancap.
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>>83357969
I don't want ancap and I'm better than you so sorry the AI is gonna outlaw ancap
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>>83357298
When I let diverse girls touch my peepee. No one would demand
>muh tradwife
>muh christian white ethnostate
If they let girl(s) touch their peepee
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>>83357998
I've fucked way more assorted brown girls than you could dream of.

they STILL need to fuck off and go back and they will be going back.

access to White people is not a human right, sorry conseula but that's just the way it is!

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Femanon here:

Let's list the things guys do that give me the ick

1. Video games.
2. Trading crypto
3. Anime
4. Politics, especially right-wing politics.

Other femanons please join in.
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>criminal record
>No car
>lives at home with parents
>smells bad
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>>83357619
And the worst of all
>virgin
No experience is a big no-no.
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>>83357619
>criminal record
What if it's just a stupid rape charge? I only did 10 years for it it wasn't that serious.
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>>83357612
alright then...thanks for the advice nonny

>>83357590
not rlly one to share outright explicit pics outside of a relationship sorry anon people on here can be mean...and yeah! I think I may have some luck with people irl Im just too scared to go out and interact
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>>83357632
Evil post

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anon sama im 35 and ready to settle down will you be my husbant?
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>>83356780
How easy are we talking? I am getting into the field of zoology and can see myself going to Asia for research
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Made for getting drunk and slamming her against the bedboard
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>>83356604
I can't tell if this is a spic, a prairie n*gger or a slanty eye
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>>83356604
Would. She's not even bad looking
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>>83356713
Literally would.
Creampie too, wouldn't even think twice

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What would possess someone to post something so vile?
Yeah ik it's a copypasta, but still... someone had to have come up with it
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>>83357216
people are disgusting, all you can do is hope they get some kind of consequence for this
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it's from some comedy skit originally

Women would call their looksmatch ugly incels
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>>83355538
The male version looks better.
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>>83357182
I forgot about the wordfilter, basedtan
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>>83356457
based mandy viewer
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>>83355538
she wants to hang with the big boys but they won't take her seriously
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>>83355556
>that image
Well consider me converted to the MAGA movement.


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