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pic related just accepted my marriage proposal

feels gud
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i like that sweater
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>>72058769
Try putting (proportional arns) in the prompt next time, fag.
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>>72058769
Bitch built like an orangutan.
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>>72058769
sweater went out of style in 2020
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>>72058914
shut up bitch

my wife is the hottest girl on the planet

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Alone you can be yourself.

You can sing, dance... Not a care in the world.
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yes it is so pure now
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you can sing and dance with other people around retard
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Imagine caring what npcs think of you.

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Why are modern robots incapable of discerning bait? Cmon guys, you're smarter than this.
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>>72058916
maybe if they actually were they wouldn't be her at all
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What makes you think peopleevern care if the post was bait?
If I feel like arguing something, I will.

Why is it called womens rights when the rights are in fact priviliedges?
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>>72058074
I don't get it. What woman right you are calling privilege?
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>>72058074
Am I right brio
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>>72058074
>>72058203
>>72058231
Bro am I right lol answer me bro come on
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>>72058074
BCOMRR ON BRO
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why are you so cucked anon? stop sucking dick for your groomers online

how do i play garden warfare 2 with out direct x installed? a friend got it for me on steam when it was on sale last month but i have not been able to play it because im on an artix machine and apparently it needs direct x to work proper. i tried all the steps on the proton page but i still get the same direct x error. is there a cracked version of the game i can torrent, or some kinda work around that does not involve me using a vm? if the only option is to run windows i can deal with it, but i would rather not set up a vm just for one damn game. i guess the amount of effort put into looking for an answer other than the one in my face i could have done that, but fuck it, im committed. all the games i play normally dont have have any problems playing so i have just about zero experience in this area. this ought to go with out saying but i would really appreciate any help you guys can give.
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It has gold tier status on protondb (https://www.protondb.com/app/1922560/), had you done the tweaks they talk about? Can you share your specs?
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>>72056725
sorry i had a doctors i forgot about.
i have tried the tweaks namely
PROTON_ENABLE_NVAPI=1 %command%
and
MANGOHUD=1 %command%
im using a nvidia 2070 gpu.
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BIG SUNFLOWER TOMBOY GF
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>>72056606
Proton GE with;
VKD3D_CONFIG=dxr PROTON_ENABLE_NVAPI=1
or
PROTON_USE_WINED3D=1
or
PROTON_USE_WINED3D=1 PROTON_ENABLE_NVAPI=1

I have an RTX 2060 I just use WINED3D when DXVK doesn't work
Arch btw

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what the fuck do people do all day? i feel like my brain is rotting. time to play the umpteenth video game of the month and hope i can enjoy it.
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There are two kinds of hobbies, productive and consumerist. Consumerist hobbies aren't necessarily bad but at a certain point you're going to feel the natural human drive to create and share.

Start learning a productive hobby. Could be anything, animal training, music, athletics, DIY.

You like consuming video games, why not try making your own video game? Too ambitious, why no try making your own video game models, and textures.
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>>72057533
yeah the problem with this is your just gonna be churning out unsatisfying shit anyways for a minimum of years so whats the point? most people cannot create something great.
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>>72057475
Then stop asking what people do all day and go melt your brain some more. I said be normal and get off this site, you say there's nothing appealing. The other anons offer some ideas, you say whats the point. What do you think people do all day?
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>>72057420
you know the drill boi
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>>72057420
You enjoy something now, and you suffer later. That's how the game goes. The Universe balances itself.
You must learn how to be equanimous. Not affected by happiness or sorrow.
Instead of wasting your time with videogames, seek information.
How about you give a look into why are you alive? Or better yet, ask yourself the question: "Who Am I?".
Are you really who you think you are? Are you what other people think you are? "Who Am I?", ask yourself that.

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>Bait threads
>Porn
>Trannies
>No comfy anymore
>Femanons are a thing now (its just tranny ideation, wake up)
>Average iq of the place fell even further than its usual 70
>Fetishes that are too gross even for b
You people make me sick

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being smart enough to know your fucking retarded hurt so fucking much
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>>72058409
thats the first step to acquiring true knowledge fren
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>>72058409
Yeah, then your family still tries to tell you that you're smart when you're an utter fucking failure in every aspect and have demonstrated your stupidity for decades because you put together a computer once.
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When you funnel all your intelligence inward toward self-obsession rather than outwards to deal with the world, that's what happens. You acquire no skills nor power.
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>>72058409
Forrest Gump's IQ level?
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>>72058723
Guess you weren't very intelligent if you didn't figure that out huh.

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it is fucking insane to me that the government expects me to work 9-5 when i'm autistic and can't form any relationships that make the slavery worth it in the end. They will really send a government worker who will then look me in the eye and tell me that i should slave away for nothing in return, fucking insane.
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>>72058374
not having any autistic interests, to me playing piano every day would feel like slavery
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>>72058398
for you doing ANYTHING would be slavery besides jerking off and watching anime all day

maybe change your perspective anon.
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>>72058436
no shit, how is doing things i don't like not slavery when i'm not reaching anything, i'm not providing for a family, i'm not saving up for a vacation, i'm not going for a job i like, i'm not getting better at an interest i have, i'm just fucking SLAVING
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>>72058465
Kek but you still think you deserve to be paid.
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>>72058374
>Mozart was autistic
Dude spent his entire life being used by others for his talent and died at 35 after working himself into the ground. Also there's a difference between autistic and autistic savant.

I'm thinking of maximizing my cooming with porn, prostitutes and sex.
Anyone have a cooming plan on how to get the best possible coom doing those things like prostitutes?
Do I need to workout and take supplements before I start engaging in major coomage?
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>>72058322
Lol, the trees are bent, why are whores so stupid?
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>>72058322
Working out and supplements does give you bigger more enjoyable cooms

>onions lecithin capsules and granules
>l citrulline
>pygeum
>selenium
>zinc
>LOTS of water 1+ gallons a day, I did 2 gallons a day for a year so ignore people that say this will kill you

You can also take saw palmetto
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>>72058322
You're not "maxing" anything except for burning dopamine receptors in your brain to the greatest possible extent.

You're testosterone is dropping, your body is depleting vital nutrients like zinc and you're turning into a zombie.

I wish you luck in rectifying this issue in the same way I do to any other addict.
You do you, but help is available when and if you decide to get hlep.
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>>72058927
cool reddit spacing bro you might wanna head back there
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>>72058322
How to maximize coom
>nofap for a while, until your balls full
>Edge for 1 hour, be very careful not to bust
>squats or lift weights for 30 mins, keep yourself pumped, don't workout to failure
>see a hooker, get a blowjob
>enjoy the best coom you ever had
All it takes is 2 weeks of nofap until your balls fill. Edging is vital so you're even more horny

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Death by theme park ride has to be the scariest and most adrenaline fueled death possible.
Are you afraid of park rides and roller-coasters?
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>>72058923
no because there's like one death a year in north america, tops
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>>72058923
I've rode the fastest roller coasters in the world and enjoyed them. But I'm too scared to drive a car.

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are black nerds the most opressed people in america?

opressed by cops and racists
rejected by their own women for not being thugs
rejected by white women because they're not thugs or athletes
rejected by asian women because they dont like dark skin (they worship ugly white men)
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>>72053293
Black nerds have it rough in the shitholes. You honkeys never left the trailer park or the hood so you think it must suck. Ya no shit it's bad living next to your meth head ass.
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>>72053790
I have a big respect for those, they are very based and chill. There's a huge difference between a based black man and an ape tier nigger thug
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>>72053293
Actually yeah, if you aren't Tyrone the only acceptable for a black man is the clown. Some are able to be really good joke tellers, the other ones are the joke.
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>>72054517
Dude, you have to stop watching porn.
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I find it asinine to attempt fitting into a society that has systematically oppressed people who look like me. R9K, reddit, there's no space for the black outcast.

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Why do girls never check their dms on social media?
Its very demoralizing
This is so sad. I just messaged a bunch of girls. And how cant they check it ? None of them.. like they Are all the same person or something.
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>>72055969
I dmed actual girls. They were on a college website and said they were looking for friends. I said hi to about 10 girls and none checked thier dms.
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>>72055929
Unless they follow you it goes straight to spam

Stop using apps. You're only fucking yourself over
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>>72055929
They do, but in your case it's either
>Who is this? Weirdo *blocks*
>*Checks your profile* and ignores you because you either don't have any pics of yourself or she isn't attracted
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it's probably because you're boring
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>>72055929
This is how it works on any social media. You can go on discord and the women have 300 unread messages and friend requests. They all think they are queens because they are treated as queens. We need a recession to hit. Once people stop having disposable income, the whores will value men who make money.

/Gfd/ thread for no reason.
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>>72058568
I'm technically a jew but no one in my family has a huge nose. What does this mean?

I'm a boy tho
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>>72058583
oh it's just me AWOOGAing over big noses. But jokes aside I'm quite weirded out by the notion. It's like I can only emotionally bond with jewish people.
Have a good day anon and a cheeky kiss on the cheek
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>>72058583
>What does this mean?
It means you probably don't have a foreskin.
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>>72058665
I do, kinda.
My doc was generous and left a big chunk. I look completely normal.
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>>72056235
plsplspls tell me sauce pls

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How exactly do I get raped? If I walk around at night in skimpy outfits will men think I'm asking for it?
Because I am.
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>>72058606
They aren't a real woman. Their pic wasn't taken with an iPhone.
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>>72058473
If you seriously want to be raped just hang out at the mall and dress skimpy. You can probably get gangbanged.
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>>72058473
if you walk up to me in the street when nobody else is around at night and rub your butt against me i might dry hump you a little and then walk away
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>>72058473
I almost gave you the answer, but then I remember that I am not evil.
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>>72058473

If you're the kind of person who WANTS to get raped, then it probably won't happen.

Probably just end up murdered if they pay any attention to you at all.


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