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i hear voices and see things sometimes, but some times the worst one is i hallucinate the smell of chicken soup, i'll take a shower and i come out smelling of chicken soup, it starts raining and i end up smelling like chicken soup, i don't shower for a long time and i smell like chicken soup.
i can't stand the damn chicken soup smell.
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>>84967641
I hallucinate sounds every now and then. There isn't any possibility of I becoming a schizo, right? When did you become the way you're today, op? Was it a gradual process? I already have too many mental illnesses, I will kill myself if I get a new one.
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>>84967886
I hallucinate sounds, footsteps, etc all the time and I'm not schizo. You'll be fine
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>>84967905
Are you at an age where it's safe to say that you aren't going to develop it later?
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>>84967641
I used to hallucinate when i had brain damage caused by, thankfully acute, hepatic issues. but not anymore. The most vivid i remember, were angles, like the ones from doctor who, grabbing people and pulling them into the earth.
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>>84968005
that's crazy, schizophrenia is basically brain damage, like your brain gets a bunch of holes in it. it's a pain in the ass.

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The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit.
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>>84968501
What's the middle thing?
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>>84968508
The pen (weed)
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>>84968501
So the tobacco is the origin principle, which begets the weed, through which proceeds the alcohol

So you smoke, which gives rise to a weed craving, and from this the tobacco and the weed use both share in the spirit of alcoholism? That is my interpretation of this cryptic post
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CANCER, PSYCHOSIS ET DEPRESSIO

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LOUDER!
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>>84968462
Were yaoi fanfic writers making yaoi fanfic during the time of shakespeare
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>>84968469
You're a girl? Wow, what did your bf think?
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lol strumpets
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>>84968515
Yes I'm a girl, no I don't care if you believe me or not.
He said it was fine and he even thought it was funny. Just as long as I didn't simp after some random guys
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>i want to write two boys falling in love with each other
why? it doesn't even make sense for their characters, usually. like Naruto and Sasuke or Harry and Draco or whatever.

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If there is anything I have learned about White women over the course of 40 years, it's that allowing them to possess the privilege of veto power over common sense has led to disaster at every turn. Women are idiots who abuse their privilege in ways that put everyone, including themselves, directly in harm's way. They will defend:
>Serial killers
>Niggers
>Chomo troons and faggots
>Shitbulls
And all other types of degeneracy because they're impressionable, gullible pieces of shit who WILL ruin everything they're allowed to have any say over unless they are preemptively beaten or cowed into submission. Women across the board are fuckheads, but White women, in particular, seem to possess this hyper prevalence towards defending the indefensible at the expense of the defenseless. The goddamn Taliban was right to put them in lawn bags, chains, and cages. Taliban doesn't have the same problems out of their bitches as we do. God, I hate them. They enable everything evil in the world the instant men are stupid enough to give them any say in society. They must be stopped.
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Can't you niggers just stay on /pol/?
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Europeans spent 100s of years hanging pedophiles, rapists, and killers. Can you guess who put an end to our eugenics program?

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I don't know how or what to feel about you anymore I think I just hate that you ruined my memory of you. You really don't understand what you did
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>>84968303
Its not that funny
I think your just horny
So am i
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Luddites. How can I be presumed anything but your Master?
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>>84968377
LMAO! I'm running out of ways to laugh at this point anyway. I just checked and my penis is abnormally small right now so I don't think I'm horny at all thoughever.
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>>84968426
Congrats I'm not horny anymore
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>>84968432
Ah it'll be back, just focus on those aforementioned perky tits.

It's funny how I used to be so scared of nightlife/raves because I thought I was too socially awkward, but that's LITERALLY who it's for

the average r9kcel would be spiritually cleansed if they just dragged themselves onto a fucking dance floor and let loose, unironically might even pull (as long as they are decently groomed)
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I'd rather slice up my face and penis with scissors
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>>84968252
I was thinking about it but honestly it just seems like it would be unpleasant if going alone. If I get really desperate for drugs one day then maybe Ill go and pick something up off the floor.
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>>84968281
its way easier going alone than you think, all the freaks come out at night, nobody cares just close your eyes and dance and youll have a good time
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sounds nice to be able to become a different person but I would not be able to go to a nightlife/rave unfortunately

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I wonder if this guy is still alive.

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84925720/#84925720
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bro who cares about some rando on this board you actually register it in your brain that's why you are a loser that probably wants friendship and not just money and power like trump
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>>84968248
Amefag, is it true that the giant serpent Jormungandr is actually your dick?
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>>84968363
why are you propping up a brazilian?
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>>84968363
>is it true that the giant serpent Jormungandr is actually your dick?
Yes, but this is supposed to be a state secret, don't tell anyone.
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>>84968413
Okay, I will keep your secret, amefag-sama!
Just didn't understand why you revealed that secret publicly once but whatever.

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Today I saw some girl that looked just like my girlfriend from ten years ago wearing the same uniform that we used to wear.

I was staring at her and thought about saying hi, but then forgot that I'm nearly ten years out of middle school, and she is too, and that the girl I was looking at was just some random kid.
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>>84968428
touhou fans never beating the allegations baka

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would you have a threesome with your gf?
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Having two woman pleasure you sounds good on paper but I don't know. I'm a kissless virgin. Comparing my mental simulations of having sex with a gf and having sex with a gf + some other girl I found that I would feel more emotionally invested in the first case.
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>>84967865
I've tried it twice, and even though my gf said she thought it was hot, she got butthurt and cried while I was inside the other woman, and then had self-esteem issues afterward. Both of my exes did. I would not recommend doing it.
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>>84967865

If I leave it to her then she's only interested in one configuration and I'm not ready to take the plunge and give her that much blackmail material.
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Yes, either with a woman or a man as the third. It's an all-time fantasy of mine.
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>>84967983
why do you need your phone for sex?

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Somewhere in the world there is a cute shy virgin chubby guy that is being hidden from me by his overprotective mother so I can't find him
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I'm literally this but my mother isn't overprotective to that point. Wanna fuck?
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>>84967581
hi you have found me i was sheltered from the world my whole life in a severe way
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>>84967581
ChatGPT could've come up with better engagement bait
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>>84967581
we're everywhere. we also we're not gay so you are shit outta luck
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>>84968316
Who says that I am a guy?

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One day I will save that poor fembot who is forced to struggle and make her a carefree housewife. I can feel it.
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>>84964318
one day i will save nep from the bullshit surrounding her and get her to live with me
i'm already well off here but i'm gonna instead try to find a job over there near her

godspeed anon, may both our dreams come true :>
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>>84967042
Wishing the best for you to anon, we will both make it
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Stop giving us false hope. To another other fembots reading, this WONT HAPPEN
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>>84967010
Why can't we support each other sometimes? Why does every guy have to give everything to his girlfriend and leave his friends or brothers to rot?
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>>84967042
HIII JUNAS. I took your advice and I allowed myself to say yes to the guy who asked me out, that I like. It's actually been going pretty well! Thank you for giving me the courage to say yes and not sabotage myself again

>men here have been more intrested in dating me. If i didn't post about wanting a boyfriend
>Women will give you shit for wanting a boyfriend while actively trying to look for one. Because apparently I am expected to say that I don't care about it while actively looking for one??
>I was always trying to be completely honest with my ex boyfriend's. And they just lied to my face and betrayed me despite appearing as honest men at the start

I hate being an autistic woman. I am drawn to honesty and loyalty because of it. Just to be betrayed and mocked
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>>84967803
I agree its overused, but it is the lingo here, what do you expect? its easier than typing out "ruggedly handsome but shy and sensitive with nerdy interests but works out a bunch and makes 100k a year...". you get the idea
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>>84967803
It's painfully obvious what autismlarper females are doing when they infiltrate male spaces. Big fish small pond effect, they are just trying to poach a chad-lite and hope the fact there's no competition means he will overlook the fact you have tattoos and weigh 179lbs. It's dishonest and insincere.
If you have so much autism then name every anime. If that's too hard how about identifying the last five trains you saw? Osrs total lvl? Favorite abdl brand? How many Wikipedia edits have you made? Do you even have a bitch summoning stick or poopjug?
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>>84967143
Kill yourself you fucking loser lol
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I wish I had a nice aspie fembot gf
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>>84967143
I'm interested in raping you.

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I WILL eat raw pork tenderloin and eggs
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>>84968223
Will you download Grindr and get TOPPED?
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Why do white people hate flavor?
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>>84968223
That's gross anon you're going to get butt parasites that crawl out of your hole when you sleep.
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>>84968292
That man is eating raw pork. Flavor is nowhere near the main issue here anon.

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How the hell do people expect you to control anger when they can't control fear, joy, sadness, shame, contempt or disgust?
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>>84967034
I usually get angry to the point where I don't mind fighting. Like you don't care to exchange some punishment on a person. I just mostly complain if I am upset about life in general.
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Because women have decided that anger is toxic maculinity and a big no no. They are still allowed to get angry themselves though.
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>>84967034
You can control emotions, and part of the business of raising a child is teaching it to control its emotions. This is what separates humans from animals.
Like, "hungry" is a state of the consciousness. Modern psychologists would call it a hormonal response. But in a rational animal it's not a compulsion to eat, it's not what determines if you are going to eat five boxes of poptarts.
You would not be able to function at all as a human in human society if you were completely subject to your emotions.

The most important emotion to know how to control is anger, because regardless of how fair or unfair it is, an HR Karen might decide to fuck your life up because she pissed you off. Its opposite is patience. Where you would normally be incensed, see it as an opportunity to exercise patience.

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>r9k post starts with "me and my gf-"
BEAT. THE. FUCK. OUT!!
OUT!!!!!
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a futile struggle, this place is dead atp


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