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Waifu's hair in March wind edition

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>>62594047
wtf sarah palin looks like THAT?!

>>62594052
I do.
She isn't.
I can.
Eww vageens!!!!

also [citation needed]

>>62594061
fuck that
i like having a dick


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>>62594183
also swimming is a lie
Chris is cool she cant swim well I think and I'm pretty sure her AU can't at all.

fuck swimming
it doesnt work
goddamn water chimps
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>>62594220
these two were always as subtle as Chris Yukine fighting a bunch of Noise
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>>62594263
Dude the Engagement ring goes on the right and the Wedding ring goes on the left
u dum
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I only know it's Chris because the next frames show that Chris and Miku are each positioned beside Hibiki.
Tsubasa is weird scissors.
The rest are pure speculation.

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>just found out that mandaloregaming has a gf
unsubbed and para-social relationship ended. fuck normalfags and fuck sex-havers.


i thought he was like us, bros...
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>>62594089
Citation extremely originally needed.
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Why does it even matter? Not being able to separate the art from the artist is a brainlet take, but, then again, coming from an e-celeb addicted zoomer it's not surprising.
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>>62594103
Bruh his streams are like 12 hours long, I'm going going to go back and rewatch them for sauce. I think he told an antecdote about his wife in the stream where he went the paper he had published on some new cancer treatment he was working on
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>>62593946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nul3MspRB4Y&t=4007s
1:04:15
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>>62594308
Can hear her voice at 1:06:45

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Need some anime to watch while feeling depressed any suggestions?
I like adventure anime but one not too long maybe 1-4 seasons. Video game animes are also cool. Ive already watched quite a few but give me some really good ones please
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>>62592172
I feel like it gets too weird when wilk removes skin from his head
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>>62593027
I can actually agree with you there. Despite Wilk and his entire role with the gold being so central to the story, he does feel so damn out of place. I still enjoyed it otherwise though.
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>Hunter X Hunter - boy goes off to learn more about his father and the world, shonen shenanigans follow. has a slow start but it pays off
>hajime no Ippo - best boy ippo gets involved in boxing, some slice of life elements as well
>slayers/slayers next/slayers try - swords and sorcery fantasy following lina inverse, the powerful sorceress with a temper as short as she is
>trigun- space western, fun character designs and great visuals
>blue seed - 90s anime vibe (my fucking jam), government agents and police trying to fight monsters, lots of japanese legends, myths, and shinto religious nods
>cowboy bebop - bounty hunters in space, great story, music/sound design, and characters/world building
>demon slayer - probably already read about it, decent story with good art direction

There's a few for now. Hard to narrow series down more without more info. I haven't watched too many new series in the past few years, so most of my favorites are older series. Unfortunately that's not in everyone's wheelhouse.
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Monogatari series was fun for me, i was immersed for a long time.
Kobayashis dragon maid also helped me during a dark time
Good luck anon, things will get better. Dont give up!
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>>62590570
I usually watch romance anime, but I can give you some semi-adventure ones that are pretty cool.
>Black Lagoon - 2 seasons + movie - Mercenaries do jobs in a really shitty town. It's a bad synopsis, but it's generally a fun action-packed anime.
>Log Horizon - Been awhile, but I think it's at 3 seasons? - Isekai'd MMO mage decides to become economic god/god-tier negotiator as his friends do work. SAO but replace Kirito with a brand new NYSE employee.
>Jormungand - One season?- Replace Nicolas Cage from Lord of War with an anime girl and combine elements of various action shonen anime. Stupid, dumb, but weirdly entertaining.

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all i want is to put a bike pump tube up a girls ass and fill her until her belly is so bloated and swollen she can only whimper, burp and (attempt to) fart while i massage sweet scented lotions onto her massive, descended gut
she'll start to moan in discomfort but i'll slow down, we can push her limits together </3
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was bike pump anon a larp? do you think he died?
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>>62594016
>bike pump anon
do I even want to know?
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>>62594116
you know you do
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/62313525
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>>62594145
>you know you do
>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/62313525
guy probably completely disappeared himself so they couldn't notice such a blunder in an autopsy
F
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>>62593384
why not the other way around? why not mutually?

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>193 IQ
>Highest recorded IQ is 173, but know I am 20 IQ points smarter than that
>Know from multiple pupil dilation IQ tests that I am likely 193 IQ and not 173 IQ
>Only 17 European males as smart as me on the face of the earth
>Technically 1 in 3.5 billion because I know to exercise to keep my brain running

This is really evil. I never got to have any freedom in life. But I guess it's alright.
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>>62594176
No. Nothing makes me happy. All I wish is that I never existed.>>62594153
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>>62594212
Try S-Isomer Ketamine. A high dose allows you to experience complete disassociation. It's really cool when paired with music.
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>>62594223
Is it legal? I don't have any friends to get drugs from.
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>>62594255
You could try either finding a Ketamine clinic or getting a prescription from a doctor (for Esketamine/Spravato) to go the legal route. Otherwise, you need to put money in crypto and buy from the darknet (to do that, get tor and read the darknet bible).
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>>62594277
All that sounds like more work then I wanna do. Killing myself would seem more efficient.

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Trannies of r9k, be honest. Is this what you look like?
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>>62592590
Even passing trannies have something uncanny about them. Like...They "pass" but you can tell there's something off about them. It actives all your repulsion instincts to get the hell away.
Anyone who says otherwise just has a tranny fetish or is trying to be "woke"

>>62592475
Also can we fucking talk about all those awful hairlines...Good lord
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I pretty much look liked this when I tried to be trans. Now I'm just a man with tits.
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>>62592965
>tried to be trans
ooooh failed tranny storytime??
pl0x
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No. I transitioned at 16. My voice never dropped, I never grew facial hair, and I'm pretty. Even other trannies don't clock me.
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>>62592475
Huh. Why are they all white?

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>saw a meme I made 4 months ago posted on /tv/ the other day
Is there anything better lads? I bet this is what successful people feel like every day

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I'm addicted to estrogen! I love taking girl hormones!
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I want to protect and care for Hanyuu, she may be a little inefficient in the head, but she is my precious little (1000+ year old) sister.
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I hope you know that shit is literally poison.
It also won't do anything for you. You think becoming feminine will make you happy and solve all your problems. It won't. Not only will you not even become feminine, it will create even more problems for you.
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Yeah, now about your sex drive...
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>>62593818
Sounds like the ramblings of a mentality ill.

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am i based or a faggot for liking Japanese screamo
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>>62593749
pretty fucking good. You prob already know this band, but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpkNw6sSdsY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yjuh0a1fVgM
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>>62593866
these are both REALLY good, thanks
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>>62593935
I don't really add ppl , but if you wanna share more molec#7702
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>>62594091
i would but i try to avoid dming people as much as i can, and i also dont really have alot to share since i just got into it
thanks though
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>>62594209
understandable, yea talking to strangers online is a shit show. someone I knew was really into metal and still has me listening to the same shit

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>tfw 21
>tfw people constantly say that I look 16
>tfw everyone assumes I'm a kid no matter how I dress
I would have been a slayer in the AU where women like shotas.
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>>62594186
>in the AU
huh
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>>62594200
>huh
Alternate universe.
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>>62594200
Alternate Universe
Basically tumblr fag speak for an escapist reality

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Is life a competition?
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>>62593302
Life is shit and then you cum
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>>62593903
imagine thinking these were the best things
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>>62593977
Pretty sure a niche hobby won't bring you life fulfillment.
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>>62593989
listen nigga just cause you never had fun doesn't mean I can't
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Yeah, against death.
Any other form of auxiliary competition is a result of that fundamental truth. You will always compete against death to stop dying until it inevitably wins for good.

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Guys, I think I'm deeply in love with science.
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>>62594062
That's an awfully fag redditor thing to say
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>>62594062
Lol those guys in op's pic are more happy than 99% of the fags that browse this board.

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>be me
>live in a liberal city
>decide to remove all filters and just not give a shit about what people think of me
>go outside wearing my maga hat and tell everyone who looks a it to go suck a dick
>catcall hot girls and tell them if i like their milkers
>spank girls walking by and grab their asses
>go near black families and scream NIGGER and run away
>don't even wear a mask anywhere anymore
I'm finally free
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You so bad. redditfags will have to think twice before upvoting this one.

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All I want is a white bitch with a fat ass and blunts to smoke every fucking day in the cali sun but I'm fucking trapped
RAAAAAW

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Apu's first date
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Little boy deserves it. Good on him.
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>>62594059
damn i want some motha fuggin tendies right about now
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>>62594072
Our fren is happy now
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>>62594059
>PDAing like a fucking normie
wtf are you niggers doing to apu
fuck you. just fuck you.
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apu and aspie sittin in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g




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