I used to be a robot. I'm incredibly autistic, can't wrap my head around most social concepts. Eventually I learned to understand what's going on underneath women's heads thanks to some select book (How to Make Friends and Influence People is a fucking meme. So is the PUA shit, because it doesn't actually teach you what's going on inside their heads).Women aren't worth it. Robots got fucked out of a bad deal. You get to the point where you could have pussy at any time and just choose to be celibate because you'd rather not indulge a hole. Know that joke about women being the worst combination of a nigger, a faggot, and a kike? It's true, unironically. There's a reason every great man who ever lived DESPISED women. Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, (these three should tell you that something is wrong with holes) Confucius, Napoleon, Kant, FUCKING QUEEN VICTORIA, Freud, the list goes on. They all hated the nature inherent of women.That robot last week who said "women are mini niggers" or whatever was absolutely on the money. Women are vain, self-centered solopcists, and even studies on female brain activity reflect them as being nearly identical to that of pathological liars. Manipulation is as easy to a woman as cold honesty to an autist. This is because they're so used to lying and ignoring uncomfortable truths that they don't even realize they're lying. Robots, pussy isn't worth it. It really isn't. I have a couple female friends (real friends) and each one of them has something seriously wrong with their brains. 2 are autistic, and all have math degrees. You still have to be on the lookout for shitty behavior. Even if you find that 1 in 10,000 woman that's honest, she's not worth the time, nor the effort, nor the money to keep around. The sad part is that love is a one-sided affair and always has been.I don't bring this up to discourage you. You have more power than you think, robots, but like I said: You got fucked out of a bad deal. You escaped the trap
>>61164885>people being decent, caring, and genuine is so far out there, so radical and insane, that it's relegated to the realm of fantasyThe worst part is people have the capacity to not be cunts, they have the capacity to be better, but they're such willing slaves to their base nature that it's wild fantasy to even entertain the notion that people could choose to be better.
>>61163474May I get the books originio ?
>>61164503>normalfag>now i know you're a retardGo back to plebbit or whatever hole you crawled from newfag branlet
>>61165041He had sex. How isn't he?
>>61165185Anon, sorry you're a dumb normalfag
hello I am making my thread. This is my video game. It's cool and it's sad. We have cute girls
>>61162212Pretty good stuff you made right there. It makes me remember what I used to fap when I was younger, good stuff.
>>61163319Thank you good sir. Have another fap
>>61162212Why are there girls in your video game anon?
>>61163995Because there are no girls in my real life
>>61162212Ah I played this awhile ago I thought it was one of the better ones out there and I liked the MC keep going anon
I remember Stockholm in the summer time I remember something but I'm smokin nowwhenever I see you girl I want you nowwoke up in my city but i'm comin down
GTB I SEE MACHINES IN THE CITY
>>61164722why does he have to be so cute? why will i never have him? why is life so unfair?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfDQD7b8UjQ&ab_channel=lol
>>61164722fucking hate the draincommunity.also why does bladee never seem to do stockholm shows? i live in sthlm and he never fkn does any shows
1 TOUCH WILL AFFECT U INSECT CREW VENOM I INFECT UTHAIBOY GOON IS WHO IM NEXT 2 AND U THOUGHT U WAS W/ THE CREW, WE FINESSED U
>>61165286>tfw will never see bladee and thaiboy put in work with the butterfly knife ;_;
What board do you think has the worst mods and jannies?personally i think v and a does.
>>61164760Worst as in like the least effective or the most annoying?
>>61164760Fit fags can't take a joke
/g/'s moderation sucks. apple shill after apple shill, console wars, brand wars, etc. i am moving to /sci/ and /diy/ fuck /g/
>>61164983Both. v and a jannies are 100% both.
/a/ jannies just keep the board clean /tv/ has the worst mods
What do you tell a girl when you're balls deep inside her during missionary? I had sex yesterday and lost my virginity, but it was nothing like porn, we only did missionary, and she kept kissing my neck and face while I was going at it, I feel like I should say something next time but don't know what. Maybe tell her she's got an amazing pussy? Call her beautiful? What kind of thing do you tell a girl when you're fucking her?
>I feel like I should say something next time but don't know whatJust tell her how good it feels. Don't use swear words unless you're about to cum though. Make sure you talk to her afterward and spend bonding time. Shoot, you can make jokes while you're with her. One time when I ate a girl out wh had a burping contest. Just be fun and don't try too hard. If she tells you to shut up then fuck her as hard as you fucking can and put your hand around her throat. "Shut up" or making you quiet is code word that she wants it hard.>You don't have to tell her anything at allThis is a great way to make things awkward and make her secretly wish it was just over.
>>61165010so reddit that it will transcend redditry and reach chadhood
>>61164495this>>61163575then thisworks like a charm. she'll be addicted to you
>>61163575>>61165206>works like a charm. she'll be addicted to youNot bad, but I feel like this is very personal. Probably should do this with girls your attached to only.
real girl here. If she likes dirty talk then you could say, "you like that?" "fuck" you could even say her name if you guys are dating or close. But since you're new to this don't go in too strong with dirty talk, girls just like to hear that you're enjoying yourself so moan and curse for now. that should be enough for now. You could even ask her to "beg for it" if that turns you on. Women are really mental with this stuff so in my experience dirty talk helps a lot a lot and many anons are giving some good advice but make sure shes giving you signs she wants you to like call her a whore before you just go in (though most women do like that)
god dammit now i have the coronavirus :(
>>61164385Good luck with the chinkflu mate.
>Age>From>Favorite fruit>How did you lose your virginity>How many boards do you browse>Are you dependant on any drugs>Do you exercise everyday>Do you have a bf or gf. How is it?>How many times in a month do you watch porn>Dream job
>>61160317>how did you lose your virginityim on arniekay you dumb cunt
>>61165192i am yurop girlmet up with some dude and he couldnt get it in, so we did in the shower, but im kinda tall so it ruined the whole thing. 1/10 experience.
>>61160317>>Age19>>Fromgermanistan>>Favorite fruitraspberries>>How did you lose your virginityhad gay sex with my childhood friend in a public toilet when i was 7>>How many boards do you browse5>>Are you dependant on any drugsno>>Do you exercise everydaynoComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>61160803>ex-USSR>Apricotsbased how does it feel being a chad?
>>61165202just some random fein? u hoebag
What is your politicaI orientation? Pic related
Libleft/democratic socialist Hole to see all these conservacucks go away now that little Donnie lost. Don't care either way about any cultural issues, I just want to be left alone and have a nice life with Healthcare and not having corporations fuck the world up and keeping me poor.
anarchist left
>>61162347You don't even know what capitalism really is.
>>61156973so hot i wish that were me
>>61165135cuck, the libleft girl is obviously best.
Is Rudolph a cuck?>other reindeer make fun of him and ostracize him>they are only nice to him when they want something from him>he happily obligesOr is he the bigger man because he helps despite the other reindeers being little bitches, because he knows without him millions of children around the world wouldn't get presents that Christmas?
It is a weird message isnt it?
>>61165247the bigger picture cannot be seen by everyone
Im killing my old self and becoming something greater, its the only way.
>>61164849how so? a shit ton of psychedelics might help you achieve this
>>61164849you've always been something greater anon, you've only thought you were lesser
>>61164849i'm just killing myself
>>61164849Murder is literally illegal. You'll go to Jail
*looks deeply in your eyes*
>>61165261>Brown eyes>DROPPED>0/10 would not bang
>>61165261i see nothing in return.
*blinks*
Look somewhere else bitch, my body is a temple and no harlot shall corrupt me
I want to submit to a woman.
>>61160964You guys are only making yourselves suffer by perpetuating this fetish. There are no dominant women, they simply don't have it in them. The most you're gonna get is a woman you can pay to pretend she enjoys doing that revolting shit to you. You're entranced by an imaginary ideal that real women can't provide you. If you ever expect to find a partner you should seriously consider dropping this submissive attitude or else your relationship won't last very long.
rape me please ma'am!
>>61164967Yeah, I will also never talk to a lady but I still go to sleep imagining myself happily married and with kids and wife that loves me.Dreams don't die.
>>61164981I appreciate the change from "daddy" to "mommy" on the shirt.
you aren't touching your mistress property, right, anon? You lnow your future gf will consider this slutty behaviour to be cheating? Only she has the right to your sexuality. you need to save yourself for her!
I'm currently dating this girl with a flat chest, and even though I'm really falling for her, I (almost) can't get over her tiny tits. If I get more feelings for her, would you reckon it would matter less, or will the urge for massive milkers always persist?Have you ever took something in stride about a significant other, /r9k/? How did it turn out?
>>61163155if you replace her with someone whole, you'll literally have more to love
>>61163168Someone whole wouldn't have the same personality or mind. I'll take less physical body for more personality. Also she's got pretty good booba and boota.
It never goes away, in fact the urge only gets worse as time goes on and you dont satisfy it. Im 30 and have dated 5 girls already, all have small tits. Im going nuts man, i NEED BOOBA.
>disliking smol boobsWhat fags you people are
just get her to induce lactation, makes her tiddies bigger and free milk for coffee
FilterGods editionIt kills off most of the spam/drama/personality crap.Install tamper monkey addon/extension. Install 4ChanXClick the settings top right - click filter - select comments and paste the part in from #britfeel_faggotory. If you want to get rid of the post markers you've filtered.Click settings again - look for or crtl + f "Stubs: Show stubs of hidden threads / replies."un-tick it and you don't see those markers/stubs or the mongs that reply to those you've filtered.#britfeel_faggotory/nubs/i:op:no;boards:r9k/ebin/i:op:no;boards:r9k/congo/i:op:no;boards:r9kComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>61165410Have a good comfy night lad. - Bourbon Anon
>>61165422>>61165422>>61165422>>61165422A thread for flame haired lads only jk
>>61165434Think you might get some seething about the OP there matey
>>61165394Footmong: What do we know?>Balding>Ginger>Wears glasses>Findom coomoid, goes into debt for it >Got caught sniffing his mums knickers and socks>Alcoholic>Gets bullied by his sister>Loves man feet>Loves cock>Had sex with a crossdresser >Has a buttplug and dildo collection>Supposed to go to therapist but ignores it to wankComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>61162958Yes man. I remember her spanking some guys on her stream.>god i wish that were me
Is fembot a good girl or a bad girl?
>>61165274a "FEM"(as in female)bot doesnt existreal robots are malesyou are basically offered sex at every step you take
