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Merry Christmas edition

It's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other relatives you fancy. Discussion of the biology, poIitics, and psychology of consanguinamory is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, and fetishspamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!

Previous thread: >>83394741

Story Library: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub
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>>83464693
Merry Christmas to all
Hopefully you're on the nice list so mommy will give you a nice present
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>>83470228
Tell your son about it, offer to blow him if he fixes it
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>>83473158
seconding this, it's the only way to fix the situation, offer him the same perks
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I hope Ass-Masseur sees his cousin this week, even if he thinks she's too normie for anything to happen.
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>>83470228
yeah, you're a larper and a cuck

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I distracted my fiance from a woman clearly getting assaulted because I knew she'd make it our problem if she noticed, I don't care
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>>83473704
you wouldn't be in any trouble defending someone, unless the guy looked dangerous in which case you could just ring the cops
you would want someone to intervene in a helpless situation if it happened to you or your fiance
But I'm assuming the woman herself didn't make a fuss so it wasn't anything urgent
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>>83473739
>you would want someone to intervene in a helpless situation if it happened to you or your fiance
Yeah but that's not gonna happen given the atomized, sensationalism-driven society that the kikes created for us so why should I be the only one to step up? Fuck no. We're crabs and the Powers That Be jammed us all into a single bucket.
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>>83473695
he's cold and calculating and would do very well in prison
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>>83473704
>YOU'RE RACIST IF YOU WANT TO PREVENT THIS
>YOU'RE RACIST IF YOU INTERVENE
>YOU'RE MISOGYNISTIC IF YOU DON'T INTERVENE
I'm wayyyyy past caring. Go fuck yourselves.
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>>83473753
what do you reckon, should we field test it?

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Who here only wants a weird gf? I don't mean you desperate bots who'll settle for one, I mean trubots who only want the bizarre or macabre. Describe your freaky gf desire. Fembots can do the same I don't really care.
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>>83473517
I am OP anon look at the post IDs duh
It definitely counts. Normies don't want someone like that and there's a lot of hardship in living with and caring for that kind of person. I think we get a little mind polluted being here but it's abnormal to be an unwashed, grimy clothes wearing, poor postured, unsleeping, mental case. I say that affectionately.
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>>83473378
Me honestly. Weird girls are more interesting and are hotter
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>>83473556
Wut, this board doesn't have post IDs

Are you using an extension?
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>>83473572
I was joking but it's ok I know I'm not funny
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>>83473394
What language is this supposed to be

The new captcha sucks, and causes me deep anxiety. Is 4chan becoming ableist?
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>>83473518
tsukasa you shouldn't be on 4chan
>>83473627
hot
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you have instructions before completing each test, dumbass
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>>83473518
If you're an amerimutt try suing for ADA violation
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>>83473788
But I can't read
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>>83473518
What's difficult for you? For me it's easier than the previous one where it was kinda annoying having to align the letters properly. Is it your attention span or some other difficulty?

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Cannabis users are six times more likely to have a heart attack

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC12235408/

risk ratio (RR) of 6.185

American College of Cardiology: Cannabis Users Face Substantially Higher Risk of Heart Attack

https://www.acc.org/About-ACC/Press-Releases/2025/03/17/15/35/Cannabis-Users-Face-Substantially-Higher-Risk

Cardiovascular risk associated with the use of cannabis and cannabinoids: a systematic review and meta-analysis

https://heart.bmj.com/content/111/22/1047

Journal of the American Heart Association (2024): A study of 430,000 adults found that daily cannabis use was associated with a 25% increased risk of heart attack and a 42% increased risk of stroke across the general population.
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>>83473822
But what about alcohol

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I saw a comment online (not 4chan) from a teacher saying they call on quiet students to let them know that they (teacher) cares about what they have to say. The teacher then says they were a quiet kid in school too.

But this got me thinking: when I was in school, I was painfully shy too (from grades 5-12, or Y6-Y13), but I dreaded being called on. I had severe social anxiety that bordered on selective mutism though. I'd imagine a lot of quiet kids have anxiety, depression, autism, or something else that makes them not want to speak, so they wouldn't actually appreciate being called on.

Any formally quiet kids bots here? What is your take on this? Why were you shy, and would you have appreciated someone calling on you? In high school I didn't even want friends, and in senior year I cut myself with a pencil because I kept being called on (small class). Where did you end up in life? I became a recluse.
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>>83471120
Same, my dad would always scream in my face or threaten to hurt me (he probably couldn't have really because he was disabled but he knew I didn't know that) whenever I would show any happiness or personality. He thought that I'd "learn to make friends at school" but that was impossible because I was always so drained from his daily screaming tantrums. Obviously I grew up to be a weirdo but he claims he just can't understand what went wrong. I feel you anon, I hope your faggot dad is having the Christmas he deserves this year...I know mine is.
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>>83468866
I spent my school years trying to blend in and be invisible so I wouldn't specifically get singled out for shit like this
I was a weird case though, because I only get quiet when I'm in a class with no friends.
In a class with friends, I become disruptive lmao
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>>83468866
That's one thing to think about.
Here's another:
https://youtube.com/shorts/ruruzi64aek?si=IXi7OCcIGJIuK5q6
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>>83468866
I always corrected people. Once I got told to shut up. I did. I was completely alone for 8 years after that. My lack of social skills is only my doing.
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>>83468866
I had a teacher in 8th grade that took special interest in me and made me feel seen, I'd go so far as to say that she felt like a second mom to me, and I still think about her to this day despite being in my early 30s.

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dad told me about a day long hike we apparently did this summer and i don't remember it at all
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The gold of a man with aspergers . A man without legs wishes he could walk the most, for example
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>>83473547
It's amazing how much some things mean to parents that mean so little to you
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He's either lying to gaslight you or he has dementia and is thinking about someone else.
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Eventually, my mom couldn't take the binge drinking of 1/5 fifths and 1/2 half gallons of vodka anymore, the loss of our little bit of money was too much, so she and my grandma scammed with $50 liquor money in my pocket about half caf addiction by getting me high on methamphetamine salt stimulants and they proceeded to decide I was psychotic and hauled me to rehab for polydrug addiction. Which was OK, I needed it for the drinking, but they got confused about my addiction and did this thing where they proceeded to scam. They scam by handing me ecstasy (that I never took) and 3 beers for withdrawal. Then they called in the big guys about finding ecstasy in my pockets and me being drunk at rehab, I started to whine a bit, but all that did was trigger them to call in the surgeon who did neurosurgery on the spot so I cannot feel alcohol proper. Then I was allowed to check myself out following a proper scaring on what alcohol, which I am still allowed to drink, does to my IQ via my behavior and its natural mechanism. Now I do not drink a lot at all. I had a 15 pack and 4 tall boys this past 5 days where I would ordinarily have been through nearly 2 gallons of vodka by now. It's an option if you can't beat your addiction, you know, just let them poke around a bit and you can be superman for your wife or whatever. I didn't choose it. I'm craving a bit right now but it's totally manageable, before I would be in the corner begging mom to do doordash so I can just get a few. Not anymore. Peace

Because I just saw something, I never do understand how non lolicons see loli. I think people pretend not to be sexually attracted to them so that they can feel better or something, get some kind of society points, and females don't usually have opinions, at least not their own, what they think is based on the social circumstance and the people around them.
But, yeah, the thing I saw was this video, it's okay I wouldn't worry about it. This is number 5 right, I'll have to use a proxy to continue, still HOURS left.
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At a certain point for sure I realise there's no need to do things. No need to work on things. Because I despise society, it is EVIL, and no one likes me. Therefore! well, I do want to play violin more again. Not for anything, not to contribute though. It's like games, when I make games or anything.
Say you make anything, it's hard for a creative person to stop, yet they are only torturing themselves to be creative in this world. To do anything. Unless of course you're in society and all that.

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Anyone else listens to cute anime girl for sleep? I doesn't care about the streams and imo faggot who donates should be castrated because their genes are cooked
It's just their voice are soothing and them talking stupid dorky things really calms my mind
Well I other than voice I also choose avatars that caters to my taste iykyk and sometimes had impure thoughts and postpone my sleep for a bit
Other than that I don't think what I did is degenerate? I'm asking because I'll be back in my parents home in a few weeks and wonder what's their thought are about this, I'm in early 30 btw
Using earbuds is possible but I don't think keeping my ears plugged for hours is healthy?

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another Christmas completely aIone.
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>>83473742
>another Christmas completely aIone.
sames
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you get used to it after a couple of years
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>>83473742
With you, well not WITH you, but with you.
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>>83473742
at least i have a bottle of vodka to drink

Elves edition

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https://hailuoai.video/

Previously >>83428066
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>"I've saunaed so hard and now it's time to eat christmas food with my hubby-bubby"
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>>83472969
>"Husbando *burp* I ate so much...carry me to the presents..."
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>>83473206
>"Omg husbando so many presents! Thank you~"

Yes these images go hand in hand as I progress through the Christmas
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>>83473365
Goa building a lego set on the floor
>"Bleeh"
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>"Husbando you're getting some very special christmas sexing tonight~"
Wonder what makes it special since we already do a lot of things semi-regularly

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>you live in a nice apartment rent free
>but you must sit in a cage for at least an hour a day and let your rentor do stuff like piss on you every now and then but also you get treats afterwards
Submissive autistic boys would you accept this offer
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>>83473234
You posted your face on /soc/ and you look dysgenic as fuck. I hate you. Stop spamming this board.
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>>83473651
I cut them all off. They kept wanting to be close and tried adding me on instagram and facebook. I'm dl so that's not going to work.
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>>83473724
ah some classic good ol cope
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>>83473740
Uh huh
(originalce)
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>>83473289
fpbp and she has to be hot too

I have a new idea for a fanfic, as always. Let me SPRINT to get that written. Kind of excited for Nethack when I get home now. I just saw the first few seconds of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgPTZvHYNu8
And I just want to let you know I have seen those few seconds. And I really have nothing to saw, that's all. I actually think females are good and cool. Maybe you don't? Well I do. They're people actually.

uuugghh. Getting there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkAQlvyZWm8
So lame... what are you guys up to? Oh, terrible threads about nothing, of course. HAHAHAHA! I jsut read two thread posts, oh my goodness. It's not even a joke, it's literally the teenage female board. "Well what about it?" Oh nothing, that's fine. Wooow.
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Oh good Awe made a new video about the new spongebob movie, now I will know what to think. What to think about a thing I don't care about. But me and Mint are excited, Mint is a well known Spongebob fan, and also my wife and my slave and I love her.

>Someone starts a fight with you
>Get your ass beat
>Girlfriend looks at you like this

What do you do?
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>>83472281
It was for nanotechnology. She was working on biosensors to treat cancer and even signed my name with bioluminescent material on a microscope slide in a pic she sent me. But yes she was also as retarded as I was. Her coworkers were not very good at playing pool.
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>>83472293
"Another" your ass.
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>>83472334
There are lots of Chads in highschool they usually are on sports teams
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WBBD, many such cases.
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>>83472642
>how to turn a slap on the wrist to life without parole with this one simple trick

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We're all fleeing to 4chan now. Do you have some space for escapees from X? We heard you're based and redpilled like us
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>>83472936
So, you're a xitterer huh. How wide is it
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>>83472936
>fleeing to 4chan
It's probably just the worst time to do that...
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we don't take kindly to redpilled types around these parts... try >>>/pol/


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