Moving on from something or someone is so fucking hard
>>82670784You are right, Mike. I should try harder
>>82670784Mike are you my spirit animal?
>>82671049Yes. I am inside you always
what did them niggas do to make that nigga that mad
>>82670830>>82671068Hi Uncle Mike-Bobby Adore
i put food out for the birds a few times a week and ive noticed they started coming every day for food, its really cute. the local magpies never attack me cause i give them food and stuff to make their nests. i really love birds, and bugs too. some dumbass little bug got into my shower today and i had to catch him and drag him to safetyi have to go outside today because i offered to meet someone from facebook marketplace halfway and im not looking forward to catching a train after all my bad train dreams. worth it for the $40 im about to make tho...how are the channers doing today?
>>82670983my cats sometimes tries to attack them too so i always lock her inside when i feed the birds so she cant. as much as cats are cute, theyre such vicious little creatures. animals do deserve more respect than what most give them, especially bugs...you should try get some sleep anon, you most likely need it. especially if you didnt sleep well last night>>82670984hi karen-anon!autism. unironically. and i cant pay attention to the road, turning the steering wheel is a lot harder than i imagined, im so ridiculously awful at it.nope, not really, cause i think theyre going to a new and better home that wont waste them! theyll actually be used as intended. but its natural to feel sad about stuff like thati saw your reply in my last thread this morning (i had to sleep cause i got an awful migraine). what went wrong?! you should get a chair or stool so you can sit down and cook, i always do that now cause my back hurts too much to stand up and cook>>82671009it does, but man, whats going on with this picture. background makes it look like a painting, birds and person make it look like a photo
>>82671071Are you driving a car from 1931 with no power steering? Or maybe you have noodles for arms...That makes sense... Maybe I'm just a little bit of a hoarder. What if one day I actually DO need my cloudlifter...Yeah, a tall stool would help a lot. We have chairs in the dining room so I can take breaks but they're too low to do anything if I dragged them over to the stove.But for some reason I just could not get the cheese to melt in the sauce... And then I think I overcooked it trying to get it to melt... So the sauce just tasted pretty bad and nothing-y... My mom recommended I try looking up simple one-pot recipes, too, where I just prepare everything sitting down and then throw it all in a pot and toss it in the oven or a slow cooker. Which makes sense. I guess I just wanted to try somwthing challenging and overestimated myself a bit.
>>82671143well, my mums car has really shoddy steering. cant even hold the wheel straight or itll turn right. its so bad. but i am a little weak lmao you should try get one so you can keep trying to cook! weird the cheese didnt melt, cheese SHOULD melt easily. maybe you had the heat up too high and instead of melting it sizzled?maybe itd be a good idea to try some of those, but dont lose hope in yourself, youll get it eventually!!
>>82671162Ame failing to drive a jalopy while wearing fancy jirai kei is a really funny mental image...We can probably find something super cheap, it's mostly a matter of where to put it when not in use... We don't have a lot of room. But yeah, I'm not super discouraged from the results even though they weren't very good, mostly I'm just scared of hurting again, so solving that is the first step!!! All the pain kinda made me panic while cooking which didn't help. It's hard to focus when your body is SCREAMING to stop what you're doing...Also this random but do you like doing your nails/having them done? I mentioned how I compliment hair and nails a lot last thread and it made me wonder if you're a nail kinda gal too along with your jirai kei!
>>82671203i was actually dressed kinda emo when i tried to drive for the first time. i cant wear any of my cool shoes to drive since driving with platforms on isnt legal, so i had to use converse instead and was like, may as well dress emothey probably arent too expensive, and on fb marketplace you could probably find something for free... but yeah the space thing is an issue. maybe you can find something to stack it on. and hopefully your body doesnt scream at you when you can sit on the stool!!my nails are chewed up and brittle so i cant paint them well, i wanna get them done but honestly rn im not trying to impress anyone and its expensive, so unless i had a boyfriend id just leave them be. gonna get big deco nails when i do try get them done... they look so awesome
Genuine question, how is it my fault if my parents sucked at raising me? I know the world doesn't owe you anything and I should just myself up by the bootstraps, but I got an awful childhood with awful parents with incredible abuse heading into my teenage years, my pace of learning how to be an adult is very slow. Is a person who is raised by good parents somehow not have an advantage to life over me?
You could've been born with low functioning autism and people would still say it's your fault. This sociopathic world is the plaything of archons.
>>82670841>how is it my fault if my parents sucked at raising me?It's not your fault, though you might just need a hug and someone around you to remind you constantly that it's not your faultI'm in the same shoes, anonI'm like 27 and I'm just about to graduate college, way slower than everyone else
>>82670841I had severe mental abuse growing up also my mom neglected to teach me basic life skillsNow my parents are wondering why i can't take care of myself and i'm failing out of college and blame me. Okay you boomer fucks enjoy not ever getting grandkids and me killing myself
>>82670841It's not your fault, but at some point you gotta stop blaming your parents for your life/behavior, and take responsibility for yourself. Yeah, people don't all start at the same starting line, it sucks, but that's life.
>>82671107Ok.>>82671121I have multiple mental illnesses, half of which originate from my upbringing.>>82671127>I'm like 27 and I'm just about to graduate college, way slower than everyone elseGood for you anon, I get ribbed for not having things done but they need to understand I'm doing them and I DO get them done I just need time..>>82671137>I had severe mental abuse growing up also my mom neglected to teach me basic life skills>Now my parents are wondering why i can't take care of myself and i'm failing out of college and blame me. Okay you boomer fucks enjoy not ever getting grandkids and me killing myselfMy Dad didn't teach me anything either, literally nothing, he's super lazy and fat. And my Mom wasn't even PRESENT in my life for like 8 years. Now she's always going on about how I'm a loser, I don't owe you anything, not to mention when you were in my life you beat me. Btw don't kill yourself, I know life sucks but I like sticking it to the wealthy jews by staying alive>>82671141>It's not your fault, but at some point you gotta stop blaming your parents for your life/behavior, and take responsibility for yourself. Yeah, people don't all start at the same starting line, it sucks, but that's life.I know I know, most the time I blame myself actually
There are times I wish I were Australian. There's something magic about that country, with kangaroos and koalas, with their red deserts and tropical coasts. I want to visit it at least once.
>>82670747>TasmaniaTasmania is nice to visit, it's quaint, historic and has beautiful scenery. I was in Hobart last year and like everywhere else in Australia it is getting jeeted pretty badly. >>82670760>huff gasoline with some abos in alice springsThey would just as soon bash the shit out of you and rob you of anything remotely valuable that you have. >>82671019>I live in Australia, it's nothing specialThis.
>>82671192tasmania has a cool climate, no abos, and is bleeding people to the mainland if they have any ambition. it's /r9k/ island.
>>82670424Brit rock mogs them. What are you on about? Even American rock mogs them. They have literally zero great bands.
>>82671218acdc is every boomers fav band though
>>82671221It's a mid band with mid music. And that's still their greatest band lol.
How do I find a girl into exhibitionism?
extreme coitus
>>82670539My wife has sex with her bvll in public all the time! Last time we went to the movies he bred her right then and there infront of the big screen for everyone to witness, and I was stroking my half limp pecker too!
Im starting to think women should have stayed enslaved house pets. Thats what we all want to be deep down anyways, why did men let women have rights?
>>82669825i have a cluster a disorder so dw fellas i'm safe>>82669826no i find joy in the things i do as i ageincluding posting replies!!
>>82669746Are you gentle and loving?
>>82669836I mean yea I'm gentle and loving, I love a lot
>>82669736>Men should be gentle and loving.I disagree with the gentle part, but you can be loving and still beat your wife. It's a way to guide her to be a better woman and wife. I want a husband who loves me but isn't afraid to raise a hand against me if need be.
>>82668955I wish I was someones pet, just sleeping all day, getting pet, having fun and getting played with
1 (one) retarded ass motherfucker is gonna end up impregnating these foids (pic related)oooh shit!
>>82671002That is one path I may take
nat will be the first one impregnated oh shit!!
7 foids with swole bellies walking around his mansiondang, whos gonna be helping him care for his queens?
>>82671189The first gen will take care of the second gen which will take care of the third gen, so on so forth
>fail at any task no matter the size>feel unyielding rage and shame at my inefficiencies overflowing through my body>"i must pay for this transgression">fight every cell in my body to not beat myself silly>fail sometimes>more people leave my life out of fear of what i might do>the ones who stay completely change how they act around me to avoid this ire>know these changes are because of me>stop talking to them to no longer be a burden sociallyhelp
>>82670949>helpthe fuck you mean help? get a therapist retard
>>82670988with what money dipshit most places dont have an opening for autistic retard with emotional issues
>>82670988lmao yeah OP, whatever you've got going on is way serious
>>82671072start shitting on the street until you're forcibly hospitalized, even if you're an ameritard you can simply not pay the bills later
should i text my ex... im kind of tempted to for some reason. she probably wouldn't respond anyway tbf
>>82671167Do it. Might even lead to some booty call. I did it with my ex and she missed my dick so much.
You do have a cosplay gf for Halloween, right? You're not getting any younger.
>>82670128i can dreamone day......
>>82670209Dont let your dreams stay dreams. They probably have horror conventions or something.
>>82667733I am 35. Only thing I am doing on halloween is working.
>>82670209please marry me cute fembot
>>82667733I wish my boyfriend lived in my cuntry, I'd make him cosplay as Kaji while I do Misato
Could a woman have dated him?
Just remembered that rent's due.
>>82669580Communism doesn't fucking work and that's depressing.
>>82669580How did this guy fumble so hard he caused the worst famine in human historyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Chinese_Famine
It's scary to realize these people were all freaks. This guy wouldn't wash his dick or brush his teeth. Even ghandi was weird.
>>82670661Life in the PRC seems to get better and better
>>82671075nobody gains fame or power by being a normalfag
tfw always have been so no birthday
what do you do when youre horny but you dont want to fap
>Horny but dont want to fapI dont know that feel
>>82670899idk im lazy but its not going away
>>82670892if i ran around at this hour the house would shake and wake up my neighbors. thatd be rude>>82670893ok but what do you do when no fap and horny
>>82670857Usually in that sort of situation, I'd hit someone up on Grindr and tell 'em to come over and jerk me off
that is good, now you won't sin
My boyfriend and I have been dating for a couple days now and I can not keep my hands off him he is so cute and his moans are so hot when im deep inside himI always tell him these things when Im with him>you so hot>hi (randomly)>you wanna fuck raw?>you are the best thing to ever happen to meOr Im always >hugging him >grabbing his ass >kissing him >looking at him >making dirty jokes that he literally walks intoExamples HimComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>82670829I feel like this can be the case sometimes but in most cases guys have it ingrained in them to act masc if they dont want to come out
>>82670954>we have the the lowest birth rate and pregnancy rate ever recorded >No one wants marriage or babies just situationships and sex >Youre best off using grindrdw ww3 is gonna happen and kill off like 20% of the males so then people will be desperate for relationships again
>>82670987WW3 is going to be a cyber war not a nuclear war.We have way to much valuable shit to be blowing it up and everyone knows this so if we were to go to war we get our grid knocked out or get hacked in some way
>>82670706Im lowkey thinking of breaking up with him before he decides to breakup with me because I just found out hes dating me just as a experiment But I love him so bad
>>82671039russia's just gonna invade NATO in like 2030 then we're gonna get conscripted to fight them
