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many things you do can be labeled as creepy. you basically have to pretend younger women especially in teens do not exist.

>cant look at them for more than 2 seconds
>cant be friendly beyond unless transactional like cashier or waitress
>expected to have adequate sexual experience
>approaching them is off limits
>pretty much have to wait for them to do it which is already rare
this is actual torture and worse if youre planning on going back to uni for whatever reason. there are options now with dating apps but you would have to be chad to even have a chance. why even live at this point?

>jokes on you i look like a teenager in my 30s
no you dont you just look like a 30 year old that didnt age like shit. looking young with subtle signs of aging looks awkward at best.
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I'm a 32 year old chopped unc and I would like to add "ignoring them" to the list of things that gets you labeled as a creep.

At my work I just keep my head down and work and all the women hate me.
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>>83917207

who the fuck is pushing this ageist thing? When I was in high school we all fantasised about having sex with some milf teacher. I don't think its the jews this time considering they're the one group which is unabashedly in all sorts of seedy stuff . I think they're far darker forces at work here.
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>>83916301
>but why are zoomies getting so age averse?
They were psyopped into the lookism racket and are having a tough time learning that looks are fleeting and a very small part of life past the age of 30
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>>83916301
because women dont age like shit, men do
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>>83917248
>They were psyopped into the lookism racket

One thing that lookism is obsessed about is looking like a teenage heartthrob. Its not even about looking like a pretty or beautiful male as such , its about looking like a romantic lead on Nickelodeon anything over that is creepy unc/past primed ghoul.

Life is a dooby dooby doo

and people walk around thinking it's a ruperty shooby roo

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>God will never leave me nor forsake me
And they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Lord, holy and true, dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on the earth?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRXDYvpA020
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>>83915401
2:48:43 if the last twenty minutes is too boring
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>>83914782
>>God will never leave me nor forsake me
>Picrel
I love this place
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protester-anon hasn't bothered with my threads for a little while, but I made fanart of him
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happy sabbath, bros, Jesus Christ be with (You)
"Rejoice in the Lord always: and again I say, Rejoice" Philippians 4:4 (KJV)

>>83916213
we already know security in our station; an unfortunate ignorance to them, and that is enough.
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Taking advantage of opportunities is important

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the only way i can make friends online is by joining discord servers but then they always all each take their turn to relentless mock me for being a weird autistic retard
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>>83917330
joining a pre existing friend group to make friends is the dumbest way to make friends
just play popular online games

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I had an online BF (first relationship ever) weve dated for a good year and some months before him breaking up with me for a girl that's skinny, blonde and tall. I'm the complete opposite of that.
I was planning on making him a gift but now I'm just planning my own suicide KEK
Either way, what are your plans for Valentine's? Ill just ldar.
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>>83917050
Boring eastern european one hah.
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>>83917072
It is , so you'll be fine!, she was the least I'd expect to be hurt by.
But I guess her time had other plans after said years.
It would be nice to know instead of being strung along.
I mean I just started I'm doing all the basics on paper because I need that eye-hand coordination back from my younger years where I could draw with no issues.
Plus where could I show you?
Yeah I'll have fun with a few drinks by myself but I'll be around to enjoy the food.
You should do something too even if its on your own , a nice distraction for the holiday.
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>>83916507
I am doing nothing as usual but i am thinking about a certain girl but she isnt probably thinking about me.. and i am sorry about that happening to you but dont talk about suicide like that you live and learn dont give up even if it sucks now
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I await the annual desperate babble "take me back" and or "I hate you" nonsense texting from my ex with whom I haven't communicated in three years. This year she's been stalking my friends trying to get me to talk to her so I anticipate it being particularly bad. Really should just block her but I am afraid someone would die if I do. Otherwise I'm just doing errands and house tasks I neglected during the wagie week, and maybe playing games with friends.
Also a lot of suicide attempts just result in severe injury. As hell as your life may be, it can end up a lot worse. Just wait it out until you find or remember something that makes it all worth it.
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>>83917122
Ill add u soon!! <3

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>local sex toy shop is near a yakiniku place
>so everytime i am excited to go there and buy fleshlights i smelt the scent of sizzling beef fat
>little did i know this eventually had pavlovd me into gettina a boner everytime i smell beef fat
>cant even go to my local butcher or have korean bbq with friends without thick pants because of my throbbing boner when i got a whiff of that fatty goodness
Is there therapy or something else that helps with this shit?

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Convinced someone was actually interested in talking to me again . Another day , another handful of reasons to cut red hearts onto my skin
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>>83917331
Don't jump before the signal. You convinced yourself.
You are the problem.

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what is it about men that look like this that drive asian women crazy? then they run around like clockwork bragging to strangers about how tight the mother of their children pussy is. are guys like this really better people than chad that deserves a chance?
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>>83915652
because for all intents and purposes, that nigga looks asian as hell
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>>83914420
He looked different when he was younger.
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>>83916005
Imagine marrying the guy in the first pic and 10 years later he turns into the thing on the right. Marriage is scary
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>>83916005
>>83915048
>he's a 5'8 manlet raising manlet hapa kids
kek meanwhile tall changs exist now
how time flies.
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>>83914420
>Shit like that breeds self-hatred
I guess that's why minorities shit on white kids all the time? Who cares if some micropenis hapa can't accept reality lol

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Chibireviews didn't deserve to get cucked like this and lose all his friends just because he loves our beautiful president
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>>83913320
Nerdy quirky autist girls are the biggest cheaters I noticed. The love the validation they get from scoring not ONE... but multiple dudes.
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>>83914643
Most likely a mix of thinking "None of my business" and "who cares, no one likes him, not even us". Yall forget cheating is a two way street. Both the man and woman in this scenario were heartless
>>83914732
Bro thinks gays are somehow more faithful
>>83915672
>This is a considered a success in today's world
Abolish divorce laws. All of them. No more rewarding women for being bad partners
>>83917141
They think getting lots of dick makes them a Stacy. It does not. Stacy has lots of offers but only fucks the best. It's the mid women with the highest bodycounts
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>>83917249
>They think getting lots of dick makes them a Stacy. It does not. Stacy has lots of offers but only fucks the best. It's the mid women with the highest bodycounts
1000000% forsooth.
It's the 6/10 and 4/10 who get the most dick ironically, because of the dual paradox of men thinking they're easier, by virtue of not being as attractive and having less competition... when in reality they are competing with all the other insecure dudes who think that.
Coupled with her own insecurity over not being the prettiest girl in the bunch, so she'll constantly see validation from dudes through sex..

You get the phenomena of uggo girls getting laid more than anyone else.

I know very pretty girls who are lonely and I talk to them... then other dudes get jealous of me and act like I think I'm better than them because I have the balls to talk to a skinny chick who wears make up instead of directing all my attention to the fat, stinky, autist nerd girl they're all secretly gunning for but secretly would rather have the skinny stacy.

It's such a dynamic.
It's why I don't go fatty 4/10 girls and I don't recommend them.
They'll be the first to cheat.
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>>83916601
You don't have to filter everything through sides. It's not fence sitting, I'm just not identifying with a group like some cultist. I have my own opinions, and those opinions aren't filtered through a "tribe", no less a political tribe. You should have emotional attachments to your family, that's your actual tribe, not to political affiliations.
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>>83917305
family and friends*

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British men.

I noticed on the top 25 list of countries that watch trans porn you were absent. Explain yourselves. We know you get 0 sex in your feminist hell hole country
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I have spent this entite threading laughing uncontrollably, god bless you low IQ chuds for cheering me up
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>>83915764
I have no strong opinions about trans people, but the British governing class is unbelievably incompetent and I'm glad I don't live there
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>>83915587
Norf Virginia (almost heaven)
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>>83916935
>the British governing class is unbelievably incompetent

Incompetence does not upset the average brit serf. They grumble, they may complain they'll live like fucking animals and like it
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>>83916148
british women are notorious for being ugly. tf do you mean? Still would do, I love me a low class slag (poor bimbo, for all the burger eaters)

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Do you struggle with compulsive eating?
I'm not even fat (BMI 18.8), yet today ate 4 large apples, a pineapple, 8 figs and 4 in-season oranges all at once. I have also eaten an entire large pot of pasta with meatballs covered in half a pound of gouda cheese. Later, a customized "Banh Mi" (large baguette with 460g of chicken breast and around 120g of butter), and two 2L coke (one sugarfree), and yet I'm still not satisfied
Yesterday I had an entire large pot of japanese rice (whatever they call it) and around 300g of beef, red sauce,400g of gouda shredded gouda cheese with olive oil and bread, then drank 3 mojitos and a large glass of wine to fall asleep. woke up dehydrated that's maybe why I chugged 2 2L today
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fascinating. i thought for sure this would be copypasta.
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>>83916456
wait... i think i know her
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>>83916456
barely any protein doe
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>>83916456
>hey look it's kelly balthazar
>click
>oh shit

Would you have fucked Citra if you were Jason Brody?
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are we not gonna talk how Avatar 3 copied this cut-scene?
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>>83915938
Jack, even though I was going full paragon
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>>83915706
Absolutely not fuck that bitch
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No, my boy likes her, so I don't wanna cuck him even if he is into that
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>>83915706
Fuck yeah Im desperate for brown jungle pussy

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build I'm considering:
>buzz cut
>goatee
>no tattoos
>no piercings
>new balance shoes
>g-shock watch
>only wear graphic t-shirts with designs that foids hate (linkin park, halo 3, cgdct anime, etc.)
>baggy cargo pants
>wear dog tags as fashion
>have a crt as my only TV
>no social media
>fliphone
>mp3 player and wired HD 6XX headphones in public with an external DAC
>play air guitar in public

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>>83917054
Just be yourself, you don't have to cosplay a human, you already are one.
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>>83917062
>just be yourself bro
okay well "myself" wants to be something other than it is right now
If I was 800lbs and wanted to lose weight, would you tell me to just be myself?
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>no tattoos
>no piercings
>no social media
>fliphone
>no streaming, just torrent or rent dvds
>studio apartment
>mattress on the floor

for ascetic/minimalist living this sounds fucking great to me. glad it gives others the ick, they deserve to feel bad

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>"I applied to 1000 jobs and never got a call back"

Where are these people finding 1000 jobs to apply to? what site has 1000 relevant job listings?
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>>83917029
I'll pay you 250 to draw a 20 page Yuri comic
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>>83917029
It's over the course of months. I can do at least 10-20 per day. Job sites make it very easy to shotgun blast your application, but it also means jobs have a shit ton to reject. I don't blame them for resorting to AI to filter out the ones who simply aren't trying and are using accuracy by volume to get a job, rather than tailor making every application. I also know that tailor making an application takes fucking forever and doesn't actually improve your odds, especially if you don't have much experience to tailor anyway

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Erm so where the hoes at? I am a 30 year old white Australian man over 6 ft.
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>>83916702
shut up faggot, go outside and stop being retarded and autistic
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>>83916779
I've done all of those things, now you!


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