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it's nighttine at 5 PM now???

Women will never desire male virginity and shame manwhores, because it will be at the cost of acknowledging and therefor slutshaming other women.

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Can you blend into a crowd or do you always feel a spotlight on you?
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>>83100187
I'm as average as it gets, so nobody ever notices me even when trying to get their attention
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>>83100195
Where
>>83100445
Something must stick out..
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>>83100187
I'm 6'3", I stick out, and rarely go outside because of it, I'm an anthropophobic incel shut in, and standing out only makes it worse, I wish I was dead average at everything.
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>>83100187
I'm very easily forgettable
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>>83100187
The fuck did you just say to me you fucking shitwad

>Be driving
>Pissed off a dodge ram driver
>He pulls up right in front of me and stops
>He gets out while holding a gun
>mfw
>I proceed to run him over
>He flops over the left fender, causing damage
>Never to be seen again
>Get my car repaired the next day
>This was 7 years ago
>Never told anyone
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>>83099994
Tons of crimes go unsolved anon. Cops don't actually care to investigate and chase down most unsolved situations. You're just lucky nobody caught it on camera and you got away.
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And you admitted to a hit and run on a glowie honeypot? Great job there, Smart Alec.
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>>83099994
>Get my car repaired the next day
this story is a LIE
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>>83099994
this probably went unreported since he got out holding a gun and wasnt seriously injured, you did the right thing, wouldve been a different story if he got hurt bad though, but you probably wouldve been fine after court
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>>83100019
Meh, past the statute of limitations if he lived

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fembots, your response?
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Explains why your are too idiotic that you spent your entire adult life just shitposting and spamming the same posts. But you are a niggress, and blacks have lower IQ than the general population. That goes double for you since you are a black woman. Maybe triple since you got so much brain damage from your mom smacking you daily for being a typical niggress when her and your sister defied the stereotypes by being very successful.
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bump

originally, originally of course.
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>>83098218
Keliyah please get of /r9k it's fucking with your head
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>>83099733
who?

originally, of course
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>>83098218
I'm autismic so smarter than most men anyway

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are there model kits ot these guys?
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Idk but ZX Advent is the best Mega Man
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Yes of copy X but thats it, it's by east asia models

How do I fight the intense urge to stalk people's social media accounts, discord accounts and their online status etc.? It's making my life hell and I'm always finding out stuff I'd better off not knowing. I just don't want to do this shit anymore.

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why don't femanons let go of their physique and get soft and squishy?
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>>83100558

being addicted to women is annoying

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"Remember that no job is a bad job. And anything is better than what you are doing now."

"It's all about improving yourself, Champ. There's nothing to it! When I was your age, we were facing our cross-town rivals over at Allentown Prep Academy. They were the best team in the entire state, and they had this monster of a defensive end: A huge fella by the name of Chet Anders. He was 6'5 and 260 pounds -- or he was until I dove at his knees on a cut block and took him out. Sheer luck it took the paramedics 15 minutes to get him to stop screaming. And that was with the scouts from Alabama, Notre Dame, and USC in attendance. Last I heard, he leapt off a bridge after he couldn't even hack it in Hacwamanee Community College as a third-stringer.

"The point is that you've gotta grab life by the horns. And the best way to do just that is to walk into the store like you own the place, look the manager in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and tell him that you're not letting go until he tells you when you can start. Getting a job has never been easier, Champ! Where there's a will, there can be only a way! Iron sharpens iron, which is precisely my old team leader used to say before he took a bayonet that was meant for me back in la Drang!"
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>>83100611

>which is precisely my old team leader used to say before he took a bayonet that was meant for me back in la Drang

You and your boomer advice should've stayed in Vietnam with the rest of American hubris.
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>>83100637
"Champ, blaming other people for your problems is the quitter's way out -- and I didn't raise a quitter; I damn well raised a Champ. Getting a job is simply a matter of showing up there, speaking with the manager, looking him in the eye, and giving him a firm handshake. Four simple steps, Champ! That's all it takes, Champ."

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Using an Apple device is like seeing a dildo flying straight towards your mouth.
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>>83099937
>using moms phone to help her with something
>most unintuitive ui ever
>bitch to her about it
>my samsung forces and update a few days later
>ui looks exactly like her iphone
everything is so gay and retarded holy shit
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>>83100013
You see it coming straight for your face, and you think, "I know I'm going to have to suck it," but there's nothing you can do about it.

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>you are my gf now and nobody else can have you now come with me
Why can't women just say yes to that it is not that hard.
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>>83098604
because you can't offer them anything good

I can offer lifetime basic human needs (food shelf safety) as a 6 foot man capably of squaring 314lbs. I also have a lot of money (they don't know that) and I keep them entertained with dates and activities and my own interests. They respect me so I can say that.

You need to earn respect first. Even respect from yourself. It must be earned
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I'm never gonna leave my gf even though there are a lot of annoying things about her, and if a day goes by when she doesn't call me then I feel relieved about getting me time. If she calls, I'm listening to her yap about shit for 3 hours every time.
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>>83100495
I'd trade my annoying gf for a yapper, mine is annoying because she nags me about everything and demands shit all the time.
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>>83100495
where did you meet her? i want a yap gf too
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>>83098604
female written LARP

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Razor blade bled and bred to be held by nitrile gloves and ethernet cables, cries quelled for the masses.
Parasympathetic, pour me more emetics / pathetic! / to splay across linoleum
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I recognise those eyes. And that handwriting.
I miss you a lot. Please can come back, I'm not mad.
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familiar path different place
you dawn yesterday's smile
decorate your new face
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have a bump
Where have you been?
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I don't want the world, I just want your half.
Too on the nose?
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>>83097968
cute art post the uncrop

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letter thread. blogposts and rants are welcome.
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we're just, crraaawwwllliinnggg angels and demons disguiiisssedd
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I hated you when you were ok, but watching you disappear down a hole like this from the admittedly beautiful person you once were is poisonous to my soul. I knew shit like this happens all the time but actually witnessing it, and doing nothing to stop it is another thing.
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>>83094499
If the only fans chick likes you and you like her then what's the problem? Go get her.
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>>83100409
I don't want to be with her because I couldn't introduce someone like that to my family, and I don't want to have casual sex with no relationship possibility either. So I'm not going despite how lonely I am.
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c,
i'm spiteful and don't feel like being kind. you need to stop projecting your insecurities onto others and grow a pair.
p

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why not just give in and become a faggot?
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>>83100182
because then you'll get diarrhea I don't want that and you don't want that... faggot
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i'm already posting online with fucking 18 year olds
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>>83100324
you're fucking 18 year old males online?
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>>83100324
kinda weird to brag about fucking children bruh..
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>>83100335
>>83100493
sometimes i think you see what you want to see

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How many of u know somebody who overdosed? I know 3 people who died from fentanyl in the last 2 years.. its very sad :[
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>>83100332
my ex from this board OD'd and died last year. I hadn't spoken to her in 5 years and it still really fucked with me.
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>>83100414
How did u find out she died? Also really sorry to hear, I hope you can or have healed.
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>>83100332
I know one person, loosely, that ODed, and another 2 that killed themselves with poisonous substances that weren't recreational drugs.
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>>83100426
Went searching her details out of curiosity 8 months ago, found her death notice.
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>>83100477
Were they trying to commit suicide? That's really sad, i'm sorry to hear.

>>83100504
I'm sorry for ur loss. It's hard processing something like that and especially if they were young because it's abnormal.


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