What if picrel happened to you?
>>84538088To finish high-school, join the cia in new loli form, and hunt pedos like OP for fun and profit by being the honeypot.
>>84538088depend, what will happend when i leave the school?sleep on the street or what?
Can someone explain this fetish to me.
>>84539491It's like autopedophilia mixed with AGP, incredibly white coded
>>84539498As opposed to garden variety nigger shitdick downlow faggotry that you commit at a higher rate?
how in the FUCK did he do that?
>>84538401i pickled myself mortyim alcoholic rickwubba lubba dub dub
>>84538418Is that what the original joke was supposed to be? He's pickled, or in other words he got too drunk to see the therapist? That just flew over my head. But he had that syringe rigged up to reverse the pickling. He'd have to be drunk on the stuff from Star Trek where it's instantly reversible.
>>84539230He turned himself into a pickle
Realistically, at what point does life become not worth living anymore?
>>84539004You areSoBeautifulTo meCan't u seeeeeeeanonnnn
>>84539004When you give up.
>>84539440Should you really bother trying even when it is futile? There is no real merit to this, I don't think. Nothing will change.
when your enemies are not living anymore
when the cia starts torturing you with energy weapons and cockblocking you
>want to go into nature>find out about these thingsWhy do normies love nature so much?
>>84538315Yeah. And then there those ticks that bill gates made that make it where your body can no longer tolerate red meat.
You can just pull em off with a snare. Fucking NPC faggot.
>>84538315Spray your clothes with permethrin, it lasts multiple washes + don't cross through tall grass, ticks climb to the top of plants and wait for something to brush against them w/ their arms out (look up tick "questing")Basically just buy some bug spray and stay on the trails and you're fine
Just get immune bro. I never get them while hiking but everyone else gets them.
>>84539374They're like moids, once they cum inside you it's over, it doesn't matter if you pull their dicks out of you, their poison is inside you already.
Always here these retards whining about muh food too expensive n eat ze bugs shit.Fucking morons it cost 8 bucks for almost a kg of dried duck breast. Tastes good, perfectly safe to eat, packed with protein. Its a literal fucking hack, why the fuck are you not eating these? >b-but its for dogsYeah enjoy your 20 dollar bag of 500g beef jerky which is the same fucking quality of shit.
>>84539372Im muscular already and have been cutting so I'm pretty lean right now. I will say, today I felt very good and flexible/strong when I was practicing with my hand-carved long bow.
>>84539423Interesting. And your stamina is up for that and any long-distance cardio or endurance training you may be doing?
>>84539364>nigger we are eating their corpses for fuelcorpses of some chemical saturated deformed monstrosity>>84539371grass fed cows have it better, corn fed chickens that can run around outside have it better, sardines have it better, if something wouldn't exist 1000 years ago I don't eat it as a general rule
>>84539169>just eat the dog food broPeople aren't just complaining because the food is too expensive. It's all relative. Boomers never had to eat dog food or had to even consider it. Instead that had boats, RVs, multiple cars, houses, retirement savings, Healthcare that didn't have a $6000 deductible, yearly vacations, all on a single income.And here you are, telling people they should eat dog treats so they can afford to live and pay rent.That's why people are pissed. That's why no one wants to work or have babies.Lattes and toast are not luxury goods.
>>84539434I only ever run 5 km and do it 1-2x per week. Too much cardio and the stress/cortisol begins to outweigh the benefits. I also hit my heavy bag for 12 x 3 minute rounds once or twice a week too though, and yes I've been feeling great.>>84539435>ducks didn't exist 1000 years ago.Let me let you in on a secret, buddy. Those grass fed cows and "free range" chickens still live in filthy, horrible conditions and they're still pumped with hormones. >>84539436Not my problem. The root issue will only be fixed when the people force it, but that won't happen cause everyone is a fucking pussy now. Meanwhile, if no one is willing to take action, then there at least things you can do (like what I've presented here in this thread) to get buy, stay healthy and save money while doing it.
I'll start with foid hypocrisy"My body my choice, I shouldn't have to carry a kid that I don't want" but men wanting to not raise someone else's kid is evil"Rape is awful" but most actually want to be raped if the guy is attractive, then it's "rape isn't bad if she likes it""Men are violent" while being hybristophilic"Men should stop being so superficial and date the obese, deformed, and transgender, but I refuse to date guys below 6 foot 3 and don't even consider them as human""We need to destroy all natural hierarchies (racism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia, classism, etc)" until it comes to "ugly" men (above 98%) in which case they are subhuman and don't deserve rights
>>84539390>"My body my choice, I shouldn't have to carry a kid that I don't want" but men wanting to not raise someone else's kid is evilyeah it's your body your choice and your money your time too, just leave moron>"Rape is awful" but most actually want to be raped if the guy is attractive, then it's "rape isn't bad if she likes it"who says this unless you mean rape kinks>"Men are violent" while being hybristophilicthis is not a contradictory statement because they did not put a moral condemnation on it. they just said men are violent and apparently they jerk off to it>"Men should stop being so superficial and date the obese, deformed, and transgender, but I refuse to date guys below 6 foot 3 and don't even consider them as human"i think only the obese, deformed, and transgender (one person, former administrator of 8kun) says this>"We need to destroy all natural hierarchies (racism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia, classism, etc)" until it comes to "ugly" men (above 98%) in which case they are subhuman and don't deserve rightsugly men are above 98% looksmaxx out of 100% looksmaxx or ugly men are 98% of men? you think 98% of men are ugly? brown hands typed this. dw i don't actually care to debate you at all
>>84539403>simp just saying things and doesn't actually know what women thinktypical
>>84539390are any of us surprised that they haven't gone to live with with bear yet?
>>84539420is this your comeback for not being able to dispute anything? call me a cuck next, i want to see if i can play six degrees with how long it takes you to get the more creative ones
>>84539448What is there to address? It is a total non-response. You just said "nuh uh" to everything retard
I'm a 27 year old KHHV latina fembot who spent all of her college years playing anime gacha games in her dorm room. Ask me anything.
>>84532654do you shit yourself?
>>84538963nice necro bump, nigger
>>84532685unless you are posting your tits, pussy or ass, i will not engage in this thread!!
>>84532654What Gacha games this will determine what I think of you
>>84532654I bet you are cute as fuck, just need a haircut and to lose 15 pounds. Reveal yourself to me, and I'll give you the confidence and support to save you.
Alternative Celebration EditionIt's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other family you fancy. Whether it's your sister, brother, dad, aunt, cousin, etc go ahead and post about them. Discussion of the biology, poIitics, and psychology of consanguinamory (consensual incest relationships) is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, fetishspamming, simping, and schizophrenic spamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!Previous: >>84440915https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84440915Story Library (needs updated): https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub
>>84538820>We sure didWhat were the circumstances of her receiving your present?
we used to be a civillisation
i used to sleep in the same bed as my mom until my mid-teens because we were poor and lived in a studio apartment at the time. as i reached puberty i spooned her with my erection poking her back almost every night. there were even a few times when i woke up in the middle of the night with her hand resting on or near the bulge in my underwear as she slept. i also remember groping her breasts under her shirt while she was passed out drunk once. those were the days
>>84539318>those were the daysHow long ago was this?
>>84539346i'd say about 10 years ago now
What if the reason I havent desired any man is because I fear no man would ever desire me?And im not talking about having sex.Im talking about someone who would write me letters, and gently caress me and be my companion. Someone whom I could confide in, and show my ugliest parts to. Someone to go on adventures with, exploring the world with. Grow old with. I think its all so unrealistic, im being blue pilled and life doesn't work that way. People grow tired of eachother and marrige isnt about who you fall in love with more than who you chose to love every day, despite the adversities. He will look at other women and he will want them and I will be hurt.Or maybe I do get a fairytale love, but at the expense of losing him, maybe losing myself... hurting him.Maybe I havent desired a man because I know this love, and by extention this life, is fleeting and imperfect.
>>84539137I'm struggling to find the answers too. I guess it just takes a lot of time and acceptance.
>>84539137You're just afraid to live like everyone else is. The answer is the one nobody ever wants to hear. You just have to force yourself to try despite it all
>>84539189Its so hard, considering there is so much to lose. I feel as though never experiencing it makes me at ease somehow. Like I never got hurt to begin with.>>84539160Good might come to those who wait, but for those who wait too late.We cant spend our whole life just waiting i fear.>>84539155>i'm not all that good looking myself, and i bet that if i date someone, she might look at someone better than me in every way, more handsome, good looking ect, and she'll leave me for him.Hit the nail on the head right there. I feel you anon and I have the exact same fear. There are so many people that are funnier, prettier, more interesting, cooler, kinder, better than me. How will I compete? I fear that my partner will always think that he just "settled" for me. That im not good enough.
>>84539244>I fear that my partner will always think that he just "settled" for me. That im not good enough. That right there sometimes keep me up at times. I'm basically so antisocial that i forgot how to have a normal conversation with someone as i'm always so silent. To top it all off, social media seems to really hate me by basically saying "You won't be loved if you don't have these qualities" and that kills me a bit every night. But to leave it on a bit of a positive note, I am trying some hobbies here and there, specifically drawing. Maybe i will find someone who also likes drawing, and maybe she'll like me for who i am. You can try too anon, maybe your future partner will also like you through your hobbies.
>>84539076>He will look at other women and he will want them and I will be hurtMy GF was the one who kept talking about girls with "better" figures while I was never giving it a thoughtWhen her words did technically put the thought in my head I didn't like it because she was putting herself down and it's like my love wasn't good enough to prove her wrongBut communication, encouragement and working together are what relationship are sometimes about and after a few times talking about it we managed to move past that thinkingLater on we'd even focus on each other even more in another way: both of us started working out - her to be thinner and me so I could lift her more easilyCan't even deny I liked her soft self but I wasn't going to be sad over her being more healthy and thus more confident and likely to live longerAll that said if you're content to be on your own nothing wrong with that there's plenty to enjoy in life and we can keep focused on that rather than longing for romanceWe were born without much care for romance and later developed the capacity for romance but it's never meant to become a dependence on romance
Having manic depression and BPD sucksOne minute I'll be content Next I'll be absolutely distraught over worriesThen I face the problem the relief that comes over me is euphoric and I feel so stupid for even worrying Then the cycle repeats
Just take lithium
my autistic little brother got suspended for like 3 days (starting tomorrow) for making the economic policy project in one of the gifted classes he's in about, and i'm serious:>potential ways common citizens can subtlely assist in lobbying efforts to impose U.S. sanctions on the japanese home islands so we can starve them and finish the job for national securityhe is 16.
>>84539187unironically help your sperg brother leave that hellhole to somewhere he could get educated at and enjoy being paid to do nothing instead of both of you having to deal in the real world
>>84539187I am that sperg brother, I do it cause it's funny and I'm bored and school is useless anyways.
>>84539187he is a based patriot, Hiroshima was justifiable
>>84539187Get him into coding and sign him up for Palantir. Probably get saved from the draft.
He just likes being edgy but he needs to get it under control. Explain to him to keep that shit to the interwebs and keep his head down in the real world.
check out this very long continuous string of sperm lmao
This shit is holding up quit well lol
>>84538781that's not sperm, that's prostate fluid
>>84539080Whatever you say nerd, suck it
>>84538781yeah sometimes it just is really tacky like that, I've been able to squirt out a nut once that was like those little sticky strips of glue stuff they put on the back of new credit cards to keep them centered on piece of paper.Literally felt like a hard booger or something. crazy
that actually came out of you? in a single string like that? it looks like a tapeworm
Theres nails stuck in my gums do I need a fucking knife to remove it the dentist and retards dont care like wtf do i do
>>84539151How the hell did you manage to do that? Has that thing been stuck for days?
>>84539158By sticking it inside
>>84539177Why and how the hell did you do that?
>>84539185She slurps the autism juice methinks
>>84539185Idk anymore im losing all my memories
I want a girlfriend who can watch an entire movie without taking her phone out
>>84538921kek now these are some unrealistic standards
>>84538921Impossible. In 2026 every zoomer has to check IG stories and TikTok for at least a couple minutes every half an hour... and YOU VVILL respect that ok!
>>84539124No time for social media addicts. I dump a girl the second I find out she uses any of that shit. One of the most unattractive things a woman can do. I would rather date someone who made fake rape allegations, or someone with bpd, than someone who uses social media. That crap absolutely ruins women's minds worse than porn addiction does men's.
>>84539264>I would rather date someone who made fake rape allegations, or someone with bpd, than someone who uses social media. No yuo don't >That crap absolutely ruins women's minds worse than porn addiction does men's.I was gonna say that you're crazy for saying that but now that I'm thinking about it... you might be right.
>that feel when you realize ywn have a social-media disconnected gf to chill out and watch kino with, isolating yourselves from the stream and from the buzz together cuddled up in blankets
Do you know what they call a quarter pounder over seasA royale with cheese
