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If you had listened to him you wouldn't have ended up here.

who else is wanna fuck girl til her ass is blooding and broken
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>>77878687
Heres a photo of you btw you disgusting shitskin
>
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Fugg, I want Stocking to sit on my face so bad
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I don't want to break it or cause bleeding. I just want it to hurt and feel embarrassing for her.
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>>77878773
post stocking instead faggot
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>You enter your room
>See picrel
Wat do?

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never forget that they all hate us. they view the chads as dangerous, but fuck them anyway because of their own lust. and the rest of us they are repulsed by, terrified that we will end up asking them out or developing feelings for them. women want chad to fuck, and the rest of us to be asexual eunuchs that simply act as a sponge for their emotional problems. we shouldn't give them our lust or our attraction, for they don't deserve it. the only way forward is to quit porn, masturbation, and force ourselves to lose attraction to all of them. don't fool yourself, every last one of them hates us. they are the enemy.
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>>77877288
Female friends am I right?
>Ask out female friend to hang out somewhere
>Gives me some BS lie about why she cant hang
>Tell her its just friends hanging out and to relax
>She doubles down on the lie
>I just hang up the phone
>See on her timeline shes hanging out with some jackass she wants to have sex with

I really fucking hate women
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>>77876818
If I'm spending money to hang out with someone, yes sex was my intention all along. This shouldn't be surprising. Like, yeah, I spent $200 on dinner cuz I wanted to get to know you THAT badly.
I have a few friends from work that are girls, but that's different.
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>>77877433
Every fucking time.
It's also so insulting when they're posting stories about being bored or wanting to hang out, even though she's just doing it in hopes the chad(s) see it and ask her out.

They don't see us as men, not even as humans sometimes.
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>female friends
nice meme
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>>77876871
Guess again moron

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I usually am not the one to post porn stuff. I almost never even save things to my phone or pc, but this time is an exception. Her asshole is simply mesmerising. So succulent and luscious. I wanted to share it with you, although it was already posted here some time ago.
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>>77878238
if youre a gay man into male anuses but turn straight when you see a womans anus then youre not into men or women youre just into anuses (scat fetishist)
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>>77878238
f-faggot!
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>>77876057
>>77876236
>>77878365
Runa Moon
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>>77878391
Who said anything about being into anuses?

>>77878405
Humina humina saved
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>>77878606
>Who said anything about being into anuses?
the whole thread's implication is women's anuses
what are you on broski

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Anon it's time to admit you failed as a man and start femboy maxing, it's your only hope of finding someone to love you
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>>77877975
>no access to testosterone
nigga just diet and exercise, your body literally produces it wtf
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>>77878018
gonna be honest anon im fishing for attention because my soul is empty and male validation prevents me from anheroing
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>>77876783
I'm like 30 with gray hair and bear mode muscles, I can't be a femboy now
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>>77876783
I did and ended up looking like something from Hokuto no Ken. well it's not that bad but i basically have to put on tons of filters and can only do still images of myself from a certain angle. Make up is also a bitch. the eye liner doesn't completely come off for days so everyone will know you're a troon.
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>>77877910
>real men don't care about romance and we don't care about other people.
the /r9k/ oracle has spoken
>we care about ourselves and getting shit done.
is that what youre doing right now, by making this post? getting shit done and doing whats best for yourself?

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I HAVE A DEBIT CARD NOW WOOOOOO
I'M FINALLY AN ADULT AT 24
DRIVERS PERMIT IS NEXT
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>>77878721
>I'M ALSO SCARED OF FEES OR BEING LATE ON PAYMENTS
There are no fees if you pay on time every month. As long as you have plenty of money, you will never be late on payments. If you only have a couple hundred bucks, then maybe don't get one
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good shit young man keep it up
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>>77878749
THIS WAS ACTUALLY A VERY DIFFICULT PROCESS
SOCIETY ATTEMPTS TO PERMALOCK NEETS OUT OF GETTING IDs
YOU NEED TONS OF STUFF LIKE BANK STATEMENTS, CREDIT CARDS, INSURANCE CARDS, ETC. TO GET ANY PHOTO ID NOWADAYS BECAUSE THE STATE WANTS TO PUT YOU IN A FEDERAL DATABASE
KIND OF A CHICKEN AND EGG SITUATION
>NEED WORK & RENT RECORDS, BANK STUFF, AND BILLS FOR ID
>NEED ID TO WORK OR RENT, HAVE BANK ACC, AND PAY BILLS
IF YOU ARE A NEET UNDER 21 GET YOUR ID IMMEDIATELY TO SAVE YOURSELF FROM MONTHS WORTH OF TROUBLE. IT CAN EVEN BE A NON DRIVER ID. JUST GET IT BECAUSE YOU NEED IT FOR EVERYTHING.

I MANAGED TO FIND A LOCAL BANK THAT TAKES ALTERNATIVE FORMS OF ID AFTER CALLING ABOUT 10 AND ASKING WHAT THEIR REQUIREMENTS ARE.
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>>77878274
Good job anon! You're on your way
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Good luck getting your permit anon. It's never too late to try to improve.

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if you had to have sex with two people with the combined age of 30 what two ages would you choose
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>>77878247
Lmao at this question. I guess 15 is the highest you can go right if you're not a pedo? They'd probably be sexually developed at 15
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>>77878247
18 and 12. Make them sisters.
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>>77878278
>>77878299
smart answer is no answer
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>>77878247
30 + 9 months mom
-9 months unborn embryo
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>>77878247
>if someone is dead, isn't their "age" technically 0?
or
>do the years after death count towards or against the age limit?
>>77878803
lol, I'm proving this point

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welcome to my diary

I'm finally done giving a fuck about what my parents think about my life. They are retards. clueless retards who don't care to understand anything about the world or other people. There is no fucking reason why I should give their opinions any consideration when they are the most emotional autistic retards to ever exist. From now on I will never ever give a fuck about what they think because LOOK AT THEIR OWN FUCKING LIVES. Why the FUCK should I listen to scum sucking losers tell me how to live my own life. i'm DONE.

Looking back, its pretty eerie that we had nigger for the president for 8 years.
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>>77878369
That's exactly what they should have campaigned on, yeah. It's what most everyone wants: boring predictable decent conditions.
I don't know why they turned around and literally tried forcing vaccines on the entire working population of America and ordering taxpayers to pay off other people's college debts (both by executive edict).
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>>77878169
>goldbug retard
how does it feel to have your entire ideology and self worth placed in a useless rock
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Trump was more nigger than Obama.
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>Who was the 11th director of the CIA and Reagan's vice president?
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>>77878736
money determines every material event in this world
whether it be you owning a house, buying food, or anything else
taking the dollar off the gold standard and printing magic money out of nowhere is bad for the worth of the dollar and the economy
in fact you can blame nixon and raegan for all the bad living conditions today, cant afford a house? its not just blackstone's fault

SOUL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR-NzvKphQM
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This reminds me why moe is faggotslop and I stopped watching it.
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>>77875811
sex with Konata Izumi and Kagami Hiiragi
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>>77876807
Not allowed! Pure love only.
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>>77876807
what >>77877666 said, no lewds!!
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>>77875811
DISCO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiAwpYIkRmU

My online Ex girlfriend from 2020 lockdowns i blocked her because she irl cheated on me in 2022.

I miss her really bad but i blocked her because she kept cheating on me while i was struggling to keep mom healthy.

I dont have a job anymore my ukranian boss didnt pay me in 2023 (i live in texas) and when she told me she was talking to
YET ANOTHER DUDE IRL and that they kissed and made out i couldnt bare to tell her i dont have any money to fly to her country ive never seen her irl

Ive been so depressed and unable to get even a fast food job since then

I miss her so bad but im gonna be poor because mom needs her teeth out and i need to save money

I miss her so bad it hurtts the painn. in mu heart is unnreal it hurtfs so bad
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I will ignore her

God i hate this pairbonding my brain litterally rewired itself to ONLY find her or girls that look exactly like her attractive
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>>77878198

They wrre also chinese looking look up "naga indian minority"
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>>77878353

Op here im not heartbroken anymore i calmed down.

So they arent chinese or brown indians theyre Naga peoples.

I dont need her she was mean asf
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>>77878332
you are making the wise choice
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>>77878141
Just find another gf normalfaggot.
>>77878178
This guy's a normalfaggot what are you talking about? You flipped the nouns around.

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Who else here is user of basedjak party and goons to this sexy beast
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>>77878794
Is there a name for this specific variety of sharty 'jak?
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>>77878832
https://booru.onions/post/list/slopjak/1
Checking for yourself yes

We are literally living through the collapse of Rome again, except this time there's no bread and circuses to keep people distacted.
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>>77878208
>no bread and circuses...
>"society" spends 5+ hrs a day on "social" media
uh OP?
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>>77878228
Theres more bread and circuses than ever before. Right now youre posting from a device connected to the internet which holds a library of information from educational to entertainment of all genres in existence (well attest of what we know of). Maybe a higher percentage of younger people can see through the bs than other generations but most are ignorant because admitting theres a problem means admitting they fucked up and/or theres a ton of ugly work to do to make things better
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>>77878228
>>77878575
Sorry didnt mean to reply to you, heres another You anyways
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>>77878228
>"Recession"

People being unable to afford basic necessities isn't a mere recession
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>It's just a receccsion bro
>It's just economics bro
>do not look at the demographics and the collapse of manufacturing and skills or other issues

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>Girl at my gym is a hoe
>Everyone knows
>She's been passed around by about 4 different guys that I know about
>Knew she was a hoe and didn't want to deal with her
>Whenever she came up and started talking I would cut the conversation short
>It eventually got to the point where I literally just ignore her existence all together
>Treat her like a ghost
>She'll still come up and just hover by my shoulder. Waiting for me to acknowledge her before she walks away
>Every time she's in the gym

How the fuck can I get this hoe to fuck off without explicitly saying "FUCK OFF BITCH"?
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>>77878479
This is what I would do but it's because I'm an autistic weirdo
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>>77878488
yeah this
and talk about your feelings a lot
like what makes you sad
start saying super gay things but not as a joke and don't laugh
actually, just go suck a dick OP
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>>77878469
1) you can pretend to be gay and say gay jokes so she gets the message
2) you can talk about nerdy stuff assuming shes also not a nerd
3) bug her until she loses interest and ur no longer mysterious
4) "GO AWAY"
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>>77878705
>actually, just go suck a dick OP
Yup, do that in front of her
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>>77878469
at least used up whores still want you. not even cum dumpsters want me

Why does this country wield so much influence over the USA? If you look at any aspect of American culture, such as its government, its education system, its entertainment industry, its media, etc., you'll find Jewish people in almost all of the top-level positions. What gives?
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You gave all of your most powerful institutions (see: cultural) to Jews long ago. They have your finance, your higher education, your media and your religion. You are fucked.
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Might have something to do with them being a club for rich faggots that work together to cultivate a culture where they are the only ones you aren't allowed to criticize ever. The reason the free masons and other groups don't do something similar is because they don't larp as a 3000 year old religion.
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>>77878725
Why are you posting this here and not on the containment board made for this shit? >>>/pol/
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>>77878725
It's in America's interest to support Israel as #1 a military outpost in a resource rich region and #2 a testing ground new weapons and police tactics. The biggest supporters of Israel aren't even actually Jewish, supposed "Jewish" supporters of Israel are almost always atheist or otherwise non practicing.
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>>77878772
I don't browse /pol/.


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