How do I ask my friend if she wants to be FWB without risking my friendship with her? I'm no chad, but she's uglier and older than me, and has been single for a long time. I also don't want to risk her actually wanting a relationship either, I just want to keep it at casual sex. She's asian and I'm white btw.
I think I finally realized the truth about life. Life isn't a series of ups and downs. It's not an emotional roller coaster with positive and negative experiences like most optimists want you to believe. Life is a vacuum. It's a black hole that slowly devours and takes everything you hold close to your heart. The biggest mistake in life is to get emotionally attached to things, because those things will just be taken away within time. You're going to watch everyone you love die. You're going to watch your childhood toys rot away. You'll be forced to watch as each and every one of your friends turns their back on you to focus on their lives and dreams. For every bit of happiness you find in your day, you can be sure that the forces of entropy will demand compensation.There's no reason to not kill yourself. We've had it too good for too long, and now we will all suffer. All hobbies have been compromised, all friendships have been undermined, and hope is just a slogan that you can slap onto your product and sell it for a cheap buck.
>>53072156Well I'm glad that your expressing your feelings. You write kinda like a poet. But if life is a net zero, why have bad feelings towards it? Anyways reasons to not kill yourself, Or rather, reasons not to nurture suicidal ideology ahem* You have an instinctual resistance to death and if you try to remove that resistance it would require you to feel more pain with the odds swaying more towards the possibility that you will just be in more pain and still not be to go through with it.
Just keep looking for something you enjoy. You'll be surprised how many things that are out there.I'm not exactly disagreeing with you, but rotting in negative thoughts isn't going to get you anyway.
>>53072589>>53072819It doesn't matter who you overthrow, who you bomb, who you throw in a jail cell forever...The Universe is set up in such a way that these things will always happen. Humans and every other living thing are the victims of this vile existence in which we were thrown, as if in a torture chamber. Every evil act (causing suffering) that man has done is an indirect result in a long chain of consequences that happen because of how this reality works. Expecting any being with any semblance of self-awareness to NOT be fucked up while developing its mind in a place like this, is completely illogical. If there's a reason for the the Universe existing it's most likely beyond our comprehension, but I will continue to hate whoever or whatever is responsible for the creation of this hell.I will continue to live and observe this place (as long as things don't get too bad - an hero is always an option), but I will have no regrets when I'll eventually die. There's nothing to be missed here.
>>53072337You're browsing /r9k/, you already lost the game.
OP's getting absolutely destroyed ITT. I love it.
>be me>bored post-biology-chemistry schoolfag>open Tinder>doing decently>25+ likes>can't see who they are because blurred, can't find them because big city>no matches>it'sasiftheywantmetospendmoney.frick>finally match>write>doesn't respond>Iseehowitisbitch.png>keep swiping>notice that as I go progressively farther, I begin to feel progressively worse, more disillusioned, tired, and disgusted>there are a few stereotypes which persist throughout the entire timeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
contd.>keep swiping because I want to see how deep this rabbit hole goes>start looking more closely at the bios>notice many species of individuals based on what they've written>begin writing down the species and sub-species of women, or the species of sub-women, whichever toots the trumpet I guess>there's the ones whose personalities revolve solely around smoking weed and/or drinking booze>dub them Thotus orgia, since they always belong to the Thotus genus>"don't feel like writing/can't be bothered to make/don't know what to put in my desc ecks-dee">Thotus careopersona>"I don't write first">Thotus insufferabilis>"no 1NS, no FWB, if you want sex/pics/adventure swipe left">IndianaJonesdoesnotapprove.png>Vulgarofemina nonadventuris>the fake account with not bioComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
My furry boyfriend has a mommy kink. It doesn't get much better than this
>You're in the 20th percentile right Anon?
I actuaIly am
>>53075320U sure about that Anon??
You misunderstood the point. Every woman has different tastes. The top 20% is different for every woman, that's why there is no universal top 20% and every man has some women finding him attractive.
>>53075320Came to post exactly this. Still dying alone though; autism is a bitch.
>tfw you lost all your narcissismOnly took me 1 month of not hitting the gym.
what was the most recent thing you talked to yourself about? I was in a very colorful discussion about Napoleon.
>>53075363why do i continue to go down this path of making myself an icon?
>>53075363Conversation over Valhalla with people on Sea of Thieves
what does /r9k/ drive? for me it's the 1999 Toyota Solara V6
>>53074664No, it's legitimately the car lesbians buy the most.
>>53074417>That is me honestlyYeah me too desu. I offer them a dollar but the cunts decline and disappear before I can buy them a beer.
>>53074455>Holdens are JapaneseHoldens are literally the manliest cars cunt.
I have 2 cars. My daily drive is a relatively boring '95 Volkswagen Passat VR6 GLX. My pride and joy I've been working on is my 1972 Volkswagen Type 3 Variant. It's been fun to have it as a hobby.
1996 Nissan skyline r33 coupe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmZKOIb8IM
ITT: stupid things you did.Haha, I was actually ACTUALLY thinking that people on language exchange websites were interested in language exchange. I thought I could get in contact with japanese women and teach them my mother tongue while also learning japanese.
>>53075255came into existence
Came into the guy above me's mother.
>>53075354i didnt ask for this life dad
>>53075354Had sex with this anon and gave birth to the first anon
At which point did you realize there's no going around and that you're bound to remain losers?
>>53075323The second our specific piece of sperm fertilized our mothers egg.
I never gave up.
>At which point did you realize there's no going around and that you're bound to remain losers?25
>>53075352This. I've never tried yet I will never give up.
>le Brown shitskin xDU guys realize bird shit is white, right
I am a white nerd trapped in a black persons body. Send help.
>>53075165>That's no anecdote, it's reality>AAAAAAAAAAAA MY ANECDOTE IS BETTER THAN YOURS
>>53073586This can be overcome if you use a bit of analysis and adaptation. I'm Black, and was always one of the "smart kids" in school. Plus I've always been into anime (have literally seen over 1000 complete series). Never had any "popular culture" knowledge or was into mainstream music. Additionally, I have a very poor grasp of others' emotions (some call this "autistic"). This would all seem to be a recipe for constant ostracizing by other Blacks, however, I've avoided such a fate by using a few techniques. Firstly, I'm extremely frank with people; I don't mince words. In the Black community, this is respected as "keeping it real". Secondly, though I never excelled at a particular sport, I've always been physically fit. This makes me less likely to be a target for ostracizing and leads people to assume I'm closer to normal. Lastly, I've become good at injecting humor into conversations and I have learned about a large variety of subjects; which are both just extensions of intellect. This leads people to find interacting with me as "interesting", "entertaining", or even "desirable".By combining these techniques, I can traverse groups of all kinds of Blacks without issue. Basically, since I can't easily "fit in" with others, I impose enough of my will so that the environment better suits me. Just yesterday, I was hanging out with a violent felon, bantering about prison; which I've never been to.
>>53073586What is the issue? Just find some friends who are like you? Why is race important
>>53075342Wow, you're like a real life autistic anime character.
What are your white nerd hobbies?
Post a picture of the book youre reading right now
>>53074873No, Im lutheran protestant
Just got these two
>>53073027I feel like this was written for younger people
its ok so far
2nd time reading this
Well?I'm waiting for your answer anon..
i'm uggo :(original
>>53070577I do and i might change that soon
>>53070927Fucking based as shit, never change
>>53070577Because i'm an incel no one wants me and in turn i hate everybody because if it.
>>53070591FPWPYour shit waifu reaction avatar isn't a gf, get some help.
