it's actually crazy that most anons will die without knowing what it feels like for a woman to be excited to see them lol
>>80131803(((white)))Sure thing Miguel.
>>80132011she's danish
>>80128137>picrelThe average boomer or gen Xer isn't even able to conceive of the idea of a relatively normal man being unable to have sex. In their time, that only happened if you were egregiously mentally or physically fucked up. It was almost as ubiquitous to them as having a family.
>>80126495My mother was very happy when I was born.
Yet another suicide fuel thread? Yay
Miss Jakuzure
whats wrong with her voice? couldnt she speak normally?
>>80132199her voice is the best part about her
>>80132204it assaults my ears
Why haven't you gotten into BDSM yet, /r9k/? It's fun and you'll meet girls.
>>80130228>shartWorst girl.
>>80130246You don't need to learn anything fancy. Just the standard knot is enough to tie someone up. It's just the bdsm redditor types who need validation from thousands of people who learn all those fancy knots to impress strangers online instead of the girl in front of them. And people who do it for art learn fancy knots, but that's like saying that you don't want to write because you don't want to learn calligraphy.
>>80132151I am more or less reffering to the rope body suit styles of BDSM which require more than just your basic shoe tying knot, fishing knot, etc. I just don't have any interest in doing shit like that where the woman is tied up in essentially a rope body harness. General hand tying is fine. Using bed posts to keep legs spread/taut? Totally fine. I could even do a hogtie. But, rope really isn't a big draw for me regardless.
>>80132196Yeah shibari and karada type stuff. The only reason you need fancy knots for that is to have pretty looking knots. If you're not going to be posting pictures of it online or printing them off to hang in a gallery then any knot will work.
>>80132265I'm just not going to do it so it doesn't matter.
today i learned women have a "cnc" fetish, i havent got a clue what to make of this.what do yall think?
>>80132137IMA FUCKING CANOLA FARMERTHESE HOES WANT >SEXUAL NOT PLANT RAPEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>80132180fuck you are cute, holy smokes
>>80132023>return her panties and try to get a fistbump off her.you can't just tell a story like that and not finish with the after math. what was the result of this? what happened afterwards?
>>80132236The guy didn't get in trouble. The woman was pissed at him, but it made her feel better knowing why she got raped.
>>80132023im notdoing thisyou fuckingfreakim notgoing tofucking prisonyou motherfuckerfuck you officer
why did God make women so hot???? ARGH! I can't handle it anymore!
>>80131531it represents the female shape pretty well i think>>80131503you need to take a break
>>80131498most women do not look that good.i even have to scour porn sites for ages to find a one that looks that good
>>80131503thats what a lot of futagooners and trannies want to do to you. i dont really understand it, but it seems like a weird projection thing.i guess its also interesting that it actually works on some people
>>80131654i meant to write scan* not scour.
>>80131498>why did God make 2D women so hot????FTFY, but I know, right?
Have you considered a mina punjabi?
>>80130416isn't the point of a hajab to not show off beauty and arouse other men or something? Doesn't it kind of defeated the purpose if you cake up you face in 10 layers of makeup? This bitch is going to the boiling pot or whatever Muslims believe.
>>80130416I don't care about race I just want a woman that loves me
> people commenting on her makeup completely ignoring lack of proper body coverage (abaya)Kek, as if woman's face matters
>>80130416Yes, I want a Pakistani gf.
>>80130416most of us could only dream of fucking her
someone has been putting out the creamed corn lol
>>80131673>>80131757>>80131877You are arguing with a prolific tripfag. You have nothing to gain by continuing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo7ODhP5Zrs&pp=ygUPc2luYSBvbmUgaSBsb3Zl
>>80131898No one is arguing this is a very cordial conversation..>>80131807>its symbolic picrel
Here's what y'all should do.
>>80130806Does that deer have thyroid problems? Look at his tiny legs.
Destiny (who fucked Nick Flutes) is going to jail. How many debates do you think he'll win in jail robots?
today i suddenly stopped hearing clearly on my right ear. its like its under water. am i going to die?
>>80132100Don't do this, it will summon a futa succubus who will enslave you with her cock.
>>80132121>Nah don't do this, those things are usually scams.nvm I was thinking of those candle things that don't work. Yeah u can buy that but u can also just go to a doctor
>>80132081>>I don't think so>Okay, any medical conditions like diabetes, diagnosed vertigo? Or anything else out of the ordinary?not reallybut since i got covid or whatever ive been having a tinnitus in my right ear every like 2 months for 10 seconds>Okay, can you elaborate on how you scratched it? Like was it deep in there with a sharp nail?no just blunt on the outsidebut liek the outside was like affecting the inside since its soft yknow?so i didnt really sscratch it i just used my finger joint>>80132085ok ty>>80132093i dont watch porn or drink alcohol>>80132100tyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80132139>tythe hydrogen peroxined will make a popping sound in your earso dont freak out
>>80132121Hydrogen Peroxide kits work great, they're cheap as fuck, and way faster than sitting around at a walk-in clinic waiting for an opening.
Are there girls who dont have smelly farts and their ass never stinks? I want a girlfriend but I dont know how Id keep attraction to her if she farted in her sleep and it smelled rancid. God forbid if she got comfortable enough to do it on purpose. I also want to bury my face in her ass but I worry that in real life the butthole would radiate a bad smell...
>>80130996Are there really no brapfags on r9k?
>>80131016Absolutely not. Its so gross
>>80130382You sound and think/type like some underrage 15 year old faggot.You need to be 18+ to be on this website, either that, or stop being a fucking retard. Women are just like men, if men smell like shit in their butthole, so will women. Unless they wash their ass 4 times a day , good luck with that.
>>80130382had a girl accidentally poop a little during sex because she orgasmed so hard and it smelled terrible. I was super worried and kept thinking about it amd was afraid I'd never be able to get it up around her or want to be close to her ass ever again.next time we fucked I ate her ass and didn't even think twice bro. don't worry your monkey neurons will take over and let you procreate in the most degenerate ways possible
>>80130581>asians don't need deodorantdude there's no way you actually think that
Is it possible to get a sexy gf that accepts you (me) as a certified pornpilled gooner or is it over?
>>80131964"gooners" didn't exist 15 years ago
>>80131683Porn is a really unappealing hobby for a man to have. Sorry hard pass.
women hate men watching porn in genertal, let alone a gooner.
>>80131683you can get a pooner ftm gf
>>80132025jerking off 5 times in one day to porn compilations definitely existed 15 years ago
Why can't w*men keep dick out of their mouths?
>>80131752which begs the question, what does sucking dick have to do with finding oneself
>>80131752they do, when i finish nutting inside her mouth and after she sucks out every last drop of cum from my cock.
>>80131752>be me>male>constantly contemplating which movie i'm ryan gosling in
females like sucking on genitals
Man I hate white people but boooy do I love pawging it out.Steven your sister has some good pussy.
>>80130637Yeah, Jayquan, I know she does.
>>80130659Haha chud already fucked/thread
>>80130637erm my name is timmy
>>80130637Lol he tried not to blush after walking off.
Comfy Poker night. Join if you want :)https://www.pokernow.club/games/pglFac8hWno0v0_L-ud18eEmP
A lot of hatred and negativity, but have you made any art out of it?
>>80128909Made a synthscape playlist because I like falling asleep to these songs and there wasn't a good playlist anywhere else. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw8lF68TH-A>>80130300I like this shit. More intense than my typical taste, but the base is solid.
>>80131050thanks a lot! i cant really record things too loudly in my apartment but i agree, i would sound nice if it was heavier>>80129198one more quick one for tonight, good night anonshttps://vocaroo.com/1o0j8y8gM3oD
well i wrote a long post giving feedback to all but it got marked as spam so sorry guys I did check out everything tho and I liked seeing it all comic anon in particular interested me
>>80132037Here's a song created from a jam with another anon this is the first take all made up on the spothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3MS3K-hFR0and a solo song about losing touchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ylAbpkNPqMIf you really want to see what I said about your post hit me up with a reply and I can type it dno why it got marked as spamAppreciate any subs or feedback! Even if you just listen that's cool with me :)
>>80128909Does this thread accept anything as long as it's creativeOver the last 3 years I started a shitton of projects (webcomic, homebrew tabletop rpg, animation, vidya), and although none of these produced anything satisfactory, I can always try to find my old files
