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Why do roasties drink so much?
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You can't be a robot if you don't drink unhealthy amounts of alcohol
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>>48315774
why do fuckboys drink so much?
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Drinking at parties is degrading yourself for the sake of the hivemind but drinking alone is escaping the tourment of wearing that NPC mask day in and day out and is complete robot territory.
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>>48316468
And women should start washing theirs. They think their cunt is a self-cleaning orifice but it really isn't.
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>>48316419
this makes sense.
thanks for the honesty

>this is considered a model
>is engaged to someone as handsome and obsessed over as Justin Bieber
Why are men settling with girls so much uglier than them?
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>>48319516
dunno, i didnt even know who hes dating or who this girl is. you're right, this thread is retarded
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>man faced party stacey

HEH I KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. shes his oneitis.

good luck beebs she might like you or some shit, finally
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I KNOW WHAT THIS IS LIKE. muh best friends uwu
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>>48319632

she has her dad's face eheheheheh
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>>48318408
What exactly is attractive about that woman, she has no ass and hardly any tits, eat a fucking sandwich you bean pole.

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Mom just found my lewd body pillow but she didn't say anything to me.
How fucked am I? What should I tell her? I really like her and she helps me sleep better.
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>>48319206
>I don't, I just rubbed my cock on it once
Make sure you tell her this. The honesty will reassure her.
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>>48319030
Who cares, she shouldn't have been looking wherever it was hidden, right?
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>>48319509
It was under my bed when she changed my sheets
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>>48319524
Really, anon? That's the best hiding place you have?
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can we see the bodypillow in question OP?

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Just approaching the 6 day mark of nofap. I'm getting the bipolar shit now, wild mood swings, suicidal idealization.

I mean I'm like this before of course, nofap always seems to just exacerbate it, it's fine though because I'm going to sudoku soon, I have like...39 days minimum to go before I can finally end things.

Just want one last great record setting nofap run before I do, hoping to hit the 50 day mark, but we'll see, I'd be happy to check out at 44 days at this point.

Just fucking sick of this shit, lads. One last hurdle and I'm free. Feels good to be going home.
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6 months noFap here, AMA ;)
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>>48319648
How many wet dreams have you had and do they help?
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>>48318716
starting nofap today, just busted to an alexis texas vid so that was cool :D
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>>48319663
No wet dreams, have totally un-skankified myself.
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>>48318716
Why don't just fap once a while without watching porn when the time comes? what's wrong with that?

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I go on Reddit and enjoy it
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>>48319318
YOU GO AND STAY GO
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i licherally cannot even
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>>48319318
What part of it is enjoyable for you?
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>>48319318
How do you enjoy it though? I sometimes browse that site, mostly at work since it's a SFW alternative to 4chan. But that site... it's so horrible. The people there. They're so unbearable. They're such fucking cum-slurping faggots, it's incredible. I'm not joking, it makes my blood boil to read their fart-sniffing "jokes" and their goody two-shoes mentality. And their asinine moronic system-approved opinions on every issue.
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>>48319318
Along with 90% of this board, dont feel bad anon

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Why does every woman seemingly have the ability to be a turbo bitch? I remember whenever I asked my mom for food during my childhood, sometimes she wouldn't respond at all, and more recently, asked my manager for leave and she made me ask an additional 3 times before she gave me a response. I fucking hate when women do this, nigger, just say yes or no stupid bitch.
I want to backhand the living shit out of any woman who pulls this garbage....

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actual useful shit you learned in school
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>>48318285
Mitochondria is originally the powerhouse of the cell
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>>48318285
metformine can't cause hypoglycemia
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>>48318285
the natural social order, which doesn't change from school into RL interactions. It's just different dressings for the same dynamic.
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I'm going to assume you mean high school and up because everything pre-high school is pretty important, barring maybe the science classes depending on your perspective.

Useful shit? My high school taught Japanese as a language option and that became crucial for me to learn the language further to read my pornographic visual novels.
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>>48318285
Economics mostly, types of taxes, interest rates, markets and so on.

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Why are you breaking up with me, Anon?
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>>48319244
I just won a futa gf in another thread.
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>>48319244
im not, stop making excuses for leaving me
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>>48319244
I don't even know you, dumb bitch.
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>>48319244
because you deserve a partner who is proper human being
the last weeks with you were the best time of my life but in the end we must face the reality
there is no way I can make you happy and give you what you trully deserve
I am very sorry but it must be this way
you know it
farewell
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>>48319244
You reek. You reek of shit.

I'm sorry. It's just that... I don't know. I don't have anything in common with you. Do you know what a fucking loser you are?

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girlfriend dumped me, but i dont even feel that sad because i knew all along that noone could ever actually love me or bear to be with me for more than a few months and i was just waiting for the inevitable.

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Why is it that the modern male looks so submissive and non-threatening ?
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>>48318395
IIRC he's 23
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>>48318559
You can have 5% bf and be full of lean muscle.
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>>48318878
With the use of AAS, it's virtually impossible naturally.

Just don't fucking @ me and let the thread die. Read a book, go on wikipedia. You are embarrassing yourself.
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>>48318878
You can't. 5% is insanely dry.
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>>48318991
>>48319039
Two diets that allow it, the other is a raw red meat diet where you consume only liver, heart and brain. Raw. Stop making excuses and fix your diet.

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I have been thinking for some time..Considering that our societies are upside down everything is going to shit.In such a denaturated society,what if the robots that everyone considers indajusted and crazy are the only normal people left,feeling that something is wrong with the world and rejecting it?
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>>48319413

>tfw no fat wan wan to take on walkies and get him healthy

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Anyone else /fat kevin/ here?
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what are you even trying to say you dopey sod

>he wasn't entitled to sex

Were his victims entitled to life?
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i was thinking and put 1+1 together with the trannies and all the weird shit on this board and how they hate incels and i realize the autistic virgin males are the ones who are defending women, those are the whiteknights.

This is where the whole beta male thing comes from, they think they're being allies to women and society and will be rewarded with sex or validation but they won't.
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>>48318502
>remembers what it was like in his mother's womb
I need a source for this claim.
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south park season premier on school shootings
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>>48317224
anon Im sorry but you are stupid
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>>48317563
>His right to have sex with women would have prevailed on their right to live,
That would be the DREAMWORLD OF EVERY INCEL CRIMINAL, I suppose. That a man's right to fuck woman's pussy is more important than a woman's right to live. Just try achieve that you dicks, and your heads won't be in their usual places for long. ;)

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Why are mutt girls so perfect? I want to breed a mutt girl's lewd body with my big aryan cock!
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how big is your "Aryan" cock?
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>>48319565
7.8 inches. Orginal post. Are you a mutt girl?
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>>48319600
yes, your cock sounds wonderful, can i please see it?

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>be me
>sophomore at uni
>the place is a libtard shithole (anyone surprised?)
>feminist cunts hold rallies semi frequently
>take down the patriarchy, gender gap and all that autistic shit
>they always have them where I have to walk through the crowd on my way to my next class
>one day notice they play their music from a laptop no one hardly watches
>idea.wav
>spend the following afternoom thinking of songd to put on a flash drive that would piss off the cunts
>Nazi Germany Anthem comes to mind
>then realize they're probably too retarded to know what that is
>then it hit me
>Show Me Your Genitals by Jon LaJoie
>fucking perfect
>download song onto flash drive

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Part 3
>go to meet the Feminist leader
>she's actually a solid 7.5/10 but obviously her personality and beliefs make that pointless
>introduce myself as Sam Hyde
>Kek
>we talk for a few minutes after her commenting on my "Future is Female" shirt just like I planned
>actually stomaching the bullshit I say pretending to actually agree with her
>she gets her computer and tells me what is wrong
>she says it's too slow
>I immediately looked in her storage space and it was nearly full
>I take a quick look in her song playlist for the rally
>think of the perfect spot for "Show Me Your Genitals"
>I then tell her the problem
>while she clears up storage we talk a bit more
>I ask her if she needs help with the computer at the rally

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Part 4

>Day of the rally
>Scheduled to have a haircut and get my beard shaved at a nearby place off campus after my next class
>the Feminist shows me to the computer
>I get to work implanting "Show Me Your Genitals" as the fourth song then to play after every other song in the playlist
>this gives about 15 minutes
>rally starts
>about a hundred or so people show up at the start
>this is gonna be good
>start of the third song
>I say I need to go to the bathroom
>leave to get to my next class which the building is nearby with windows on an upper floor so I can see it unravel
>get to my class just in time
>look out window

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Part 5

>my class ends after an hour after the rally got cut short
>I leave to get my haircut and beard shaved
>it's done
>head back to campus
>I head to the bathroom with a change of clothes I had in my car
>head to my dorm to work on schoolwork
>word of the incident at the rally spreads
>people blame Sam Hyde for the incident
>no one suspects me
>for the rest of the school year, I never see that feminist leader again
>not even anymore rallies since then
>mfw I succeeded in stopping the feminazi rallies when that wasn't even my plan


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Any stories of you anons fucking with Feminists? I'd love to hear them
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>>48319438
Nice greentext, you're going to get all the karma points you need now




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