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Big Lottery Today
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>>83474403
I would give everyone I work with $10 million I would give both of my parents $10 million and my sister and each of her kids, and I would give every woman I had ever had sex with $10 million. I only want $10 million for myself desu any more I wouldn't know what to do with it. I would keep coming up with people to give that amount to and then I would chill. I hate that people try to come after you for money when you win the lotto, so I would give it all away except for enough to not have to work and then when people come after me I can say I gave it all away and to stop asking.
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>>83474143
I took the last two natty ices the other day so I hope they have that fucking fridge restocked
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>>83474606
all that le epic twisted badass ipa marketing bullshit they put in there makes me want to puke. what happened to this country
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>>83474087
Nothing ever happens. I'm not winning shit
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>>83474087
Unironically a pyramid game scheme. You're wasting money to get more money

Nonas couldn't handle pent-up incel dick.
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>>83474641
my cock goes limp in my hand sometimes
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im pretty sure id cum instantly, before it even got fully in, but id probably be ready to go again within like 10 seconds and could go longer
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>>83474648
My small penis is too strong for you to handle, traveler.
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>>83474648

It's not safe. A single thrust would break your back and my precum could get you pregnant.

>>83474664

A few days of NoFap and you will be as good as new and ready to destroy pussies.
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I can't wait to get my hands on my first girlfriend. I'm gonna bridal carry her upstairs, take her to bed, wrap a belt around her neck and thrust my cock inside her balls deep super hard until we both climax at the same time.

as someone who has smashed tons on his twenties, it's better to focus on your career when the time passes your memory of the hottest girls you've been with will look blurry
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>>83474411
i'm talking about making it your sole focus which for ME it was an error
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>>83474417
>making enough so you can smash <20yos
think on the big play BUDDY
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>>83474400
>Smashes in his 20s
>Tells others to focus on their career
Get fucked normie dipshit. You're the issue, not my career.
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another fucking thread about money v. foids

i will obliterate you
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>>83474678
you will hug my back when i'm sleeping stfu

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trying to take it easy once more
how are you faring, anon?
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>>83472933
Starting off with The Snowman, then the Father Ted special, then the Muppets Christmas Carol (in about an hour).
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>>83473113
Muppets Christmas Carol starting in about 20 minutes. Probably the best Christmas movie.
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>>83470965
>gobberment prints money out of thin air anyways so whats the big deal...
Oh but u need to do ur part anon, another pixel on the screen forming a big picture of copium and depression. I cant wait for the nukes to drop. But they wont. Bad for business lets get back in line. Wahh !! Ya in a bad mood today bahaha.
>>83471162
>they just want to make you depend on them for as long as possible
Ughhh the brainwashing is so miserable my entire family thinks im insane or radicalized meanwhile they eat this cope slop daily. Im maxed out on lexapro and still wanna rope. 20mg goypills? No fucking thank you. Can't wait to buy oxys and vicodin and kpins and weed as a chaser again. They look y right in the eyes and be like "oh this pill helps with depression and anxiety!" Lmfao the cure for that is percocet retards but they dont give it away anymore cos of all the junkies. Which they already knew that was gunna happen T-T
>>83471418
>Mayb u can do smth U just haven't discovered it yet!
Bahaha ! Idunno been thinking about this since I was a kid. Nothing really interests me besides vidya or movies ;--;
>It could b a great exercise 4 u 2 overcome ur alcoholism
Ya im trying to be better c,: my minds juss stuck on other drugs than alchy leap frogging but im trying not to be too self destructive as tempting as that is
>Not at the moment, no
Aww hope u find one idk how that works guess u would have to be in school, id love tomlearn chemistry also, juss like math es the language of the universe itself suppose c,:
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>>83461480
>what's causing the disappointment?
The trajectory of our society and economy. People are so short sighted about their actions, their thoughts, their opinions.
But I understand why, people are so busy with daily lives that they lack the time nor the mental bandwidth to think/research.
I start to now understand the frustrations of people deemed as skitzo's. Perhaps, I have become the skitzo already.
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>>83471418
>Hopefully moar ppl will join!
im sorry i really can't watch movies right now.
and right after you cheered me up too.
>>83473886
>Oh but u need to do ur part anon, another pixel on the screen forming a big picture of copium and depression
i dont wanna i dont wanna i dont wannaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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I should probably record myself cold approaching a cute girl, get rejected by said girl then get the cops called on me for sexual harassment and then used as an example for weirdos on the internet on why the blackpill is real and women are chad only

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Guys i'm an old fag here plus im on a shit ton of coke so help me out or tell me to go kms cause I will later next year - thinking feb

There's a girl, friend of my friend shit - (he gets me to be more social even tho I fucking hate talking to people)

We all work together but I don't know if she's interested in me but i don't what I feel if I am for her - we went to a concert like a week ago. But her thing is she likes to fuck with guys (which I don't get if she is).

She don't talk, like me, but at the concert she told me she most likely has a STI (from a friend of ours as well fuck) but she kept asking to smoke and drink with me whenever I did that night.

But also I suck at fucking and she still fucks her ex on the regular plus other guys and a sti

Do I neck her then myself cause I hate games guys and girls plus job
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Yeah Semptember 2020 AHHA +78956651324 - russian blonde gf. rrrrrright! i belive you
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>>83474636
I'm at the end here for everything

Do I fuck around with her and find out and just end it.
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>>83474650
Can a wigga (not russian sadly) speak some japanese rajesh?
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>>83474652
Eastern ruski femcels 2026 lets go gang
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But also I burned the shit out of my hand. Wouldn't stop stinging for 3 hours so I resorted to a fat line of coke. Heart's beating but we good

> Incel

Ah. The reason he can't get laid is that he can't get laid. Very insightful
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>>83470073
Are you not aware of Jeffrey Epstein and the latest scandal? Feds don't care about pedophiles.
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>>83465384
If getting laid is your only goal, being physically attractive is way more important than personality
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>>83465849
>Why don't you just change what you find attractive
Why don't women?
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>>83470373
My parents met in the 80's. Do you think its still the 80's anon? Have things not changed at all since then?
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>>83466573
We are literally living the same life. Never related to a post more in my life genuinely

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>momberg: "do you know who Mariah Carey is?"
>me: "some nigger idk"
>momberg: "no"
>look it up and she is a nigger
>momberg: "oh well she's half or a third or something"
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Imagine being so ignorantly racist that you reduce the 2nd best R&B singer of all time and one of the greatest vocalists of the modern generation down to just a nigger

Mariah Carey has a networth of around $350 million and you live with your mom who apparently you're not even nice to

who's the real nigger?
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>>83474534
You got that from the 3 words OP spoke to his mother? She's a nigger, I've heard vtubers who were better vocalists (compliment to them).
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>>83474588

>Source: Just Trust Me Bro
>Speaks about himself in third person

You're even arguing like one. Well anyways I've got to get back to minding my black ass business, you can argue with yourself in your dead ass thread white boy.

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1. End no-fault divorce
2. Repeal the 19th
3. Impose a stiff tax on companies that hire women, such that it makes it cheaper to return to the status quo of an all male workforce ( exceptions for a few key professions women are actually good at)
4. Make paternity testing mandatory at the birth of each child prior to any birth documents being signed. Make paternity fraud punishable by life in prison and voiding any financial responsibility on the part of the husband/intimate partner. Hold the woman's father or next of kin financially responsible for the child's welfare.
5. Issue zero interest government loans to married couples to purchase a house with. Knock off 25% for every child they have.
6. It should be illegal for women to operate a vehicle, purchase birth control, or take out a loan on credit unaccompanied by their husband or male relative.
7. Legally mandate male and female spaces. Have male/female only gyms, bus seating, train cars, ect.
8. Make adultery illegal again
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No refunds, fuckhole.
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>>83473903
>Hold the woman's father or next of kin financially responsible for the child's welfare
this is based but would unfortunately just get every daughter aborted
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>>83473903
>wants to talk politics
>goes to the incel board
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>>83474569
>wants to discuss the woman question
>posts on the sexism board instead of the racism board
yes
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Women will start losing their rights soon

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I made this thread so us porn-addicted robots can share our experiences and support each other.
This is a thread for those who want to quit watching porn.
>why should I keep watching porn?
It is a waste of time. It doesn't bring any real joy to your life and only holds you back from becoming the person you want to be
>I want to continue watching porn
This thread is not for you
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>>83470920
i quit porn for a while and all that happened was i started getting wet dreams. super sticky cum while sleeping, like every two weeks. if you want to improve your life do an electronics fast, instead of a porn fast (which you'll do anyways if you dont use electronics)
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desu i feel quite retarded after masturbating, not due to shame or some related bullshit. i feel slow like if i was retarded, that's the only reason why i'm quitting.
coffee makes me horny as fuck, that's my obstacle. i can't live without it tho, can't fucking focus without coffee
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>>83470959
izzy wilde is rlly hot, i wish all women looked like izzy, cant believe she got the op tho. natalie mars is also hot

ive been gooning to trans porn a lot, started bc the ultra hot ones are very feminine and wear stockings and showed feet, i now basically only goon to trans porn and love watching white blonde tgirls wear flat chastity cages

i ordered a prostate massager recently so i can goon better. i have a onahole so i might use the prostate massager cock ring with my onahole to see how intense it will be

pic sauce is corpsethot, a swedish tgirl i think, super hot feet and a hot small dick
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>>83473648
NTA but I think I'm at the point where instead of jacking it when I'm truly horny I jack it because I'm bored/anxious. That's what porn does, it tricks you into gooning for hours by making you feel an uncontrollable craving if you don't. For me it's once or twice a day but I've met people online who goon more than they sleep.
Masturbation is healthy as long as you do it out of horniness and not braindead addiction.
It all comes down to: do you feel good when you coom or do you feel bad when you don't coom?
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porn is le bad but don't go around talking down to people just because you had your little epiphany and now want to be gods goodest little warrior.

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Fembots, what personal experience made you not trust moids anymore? Do you hate men?
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>>83474114
obviously it's not shit like that, it's more so asking me out or calling me pretty as a joke because someone being interested in me is apparently an extremely hilarious concept
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>>83473767
My dad being abusive. And no, I don't hate men. I know not all men are like my dad, I'm just now scared they'll be like him
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>>83474133
This sounds like some schoolyard shit. I don't see why they'd still act like this as adults. Some of them probably do think you're pretty, but friend groups bring the worst out in a lot of people. If they still treat you like this alone, then yeah they're mentally babies. (says the guy who just made a smelly chicken joke in his 30s)
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>>83474086
>just mean and zero empathy
All women are utter scumbags. Fuck you for being a manhater all your life and wanting empathy from them.
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>>83474086
You're a parasite and you're not entitled to shit, bitch.

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>the rapepill and dark triad pill disguised as activism

Women just love opening the gates to the barbarians.
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Traitors like that will start hanging in public soon

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Xmas Edition

>links:
erowid.org
psychonautwiki.org
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>>83472960
>>83470927
It looks like these are legal where I live but Erowid says only a small percentage of users report getting high. What am I looking at here? If I go find some will I have a good time?
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Yeah nah I'll plan to be sober tonight, I took my last oxys right now, in the morning, and for new year's I will take pregabalin

also to answer a question that one anon asked me the last thread, besides promethazine, cetrizine is also a good antihisitamine to took along codeine, just 10 or 20mg are enough I guess.

I'm really fucking chill right now, it's a beautiful day
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>>83472754
little update, looks like im picking up an eighth tomorrow on christmas day for a pretty good deal.
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>>83472467
Just gonna hang out with my family, eat weed gummies, drink eggnog, eat food, and smoke a nice cigar. Cant complain.
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>>83473835
>cetrizine is also a good antihisitamine to took along codeine
thanks will consider this or some slight dxm as someone recommended me in the last thread , supposedly it potentiates

seems like there isnt another antihistamine thats exactly like promethazine, everything else has different side effects

what is your family relationship like? And I don't mean just between you and them, but everyone. Do you live alone? in a dysfunctional household? or a loving one.
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>>83474160
Look how ugly everybody in that photo is. No wonder nazis were autistic control freaks. Ugly outsides ugly insides.
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My dad is very weird. He tries to contact me but he acts like he's on a different planet, he won't call, won't text, won't use social media, I shit you not I installed Telegram on my phone once randomly to try and check something online. Next thing I know I get a msg from my dad on Telegram, I was just like what in the random fuck, I just said "oh hey" and never looked at it again.

My mom and I have an okay relationship but she resents me because I can't pay for 50% of every bill and I resent her because she's just an idiot honestly. She spends 150$ on a cable TV bill and doesn't watch TV and she spends 60$ on her cell phone bill and doesn't use it. I tell her she could be saving money but she just refuses to cut any habit, it's straight up impossible for her to cut habits, she just stacks them habit on top of habit, I don't think it's possible to have more habits. It's just really sad to see.
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>>83474160
I stopped seeing most of them due to political differences. Especially after covid. My parents and siblings are fine I guess. But even they're a bit normie-esque.

>>83474378
>average looking people
That's not ugly. You're just mad because they're not liberal faggots. Who look even worse by the way. lol
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>>83474160
Sister and me got disowned for reasons
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Probably the best family on earth. not rich yet i needa but yet im disapointedment for nomoney,

IM ON IT aaa

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someone just told me crabs are spiders so now what
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Maybe there's a ton of money in a crab man franchise then
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>>83474116
i'm bringing a true problematic and your thinking about money? selfish PRICK
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no, spiders and crabs are pretty distinct arthropods.

however, insects are nested within crustacea and thus are all crabs
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>>83474116
hey, crabman


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