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>a virgin prude who hates sex and rarely puts out but will carry and raise as many kids as you wish
>a degenerate roastie who is mindblowing at sex and caters to all your kinks but she never wants kids
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The first one is my fetish tho
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>>81894552
Easily the latter. I know there is a black and white extreme example being given but is it even a marriage if she hates sex but obliges to it out of a sense of "duty" but doesn't do it for you, only for the kids? Fuck that, I don't want kids. I'd rather a woman who has slept around, is good at sex, enjoys sex, and decides to only sleep with me and never have kids than be with a prude who has never slept with anyone but is dead in the bedroom
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>>81894565
>>81894670
Lots of women literally have same shit because on underdeveloped animus
Literally the core of the Beta to settle down for/Chad for cock carousel divide in society

Except it's also normalized for women to not solve their daddy issues - both because of patronizing patriarchy AND entitled feminism
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>>81894648
This is why women shouldn't vote.
Not only is no man good enough. No life is good enough.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ovx2jRMokSQ

Just stfu.
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>>81896450
>links a youtube short
just fucking stop already

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I think my cousin likes me
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>>81896399
I should clarify that I mean only siblings. Cousins are fine I agree, both me and my dad agree that we would fuck the hell out of my cousin.
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>>81896425
>both me and my dad agree that we would fuck the hell out of my cousin.
Wait you've discussed this with your dad?
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>>81896242
>I think my cousin likes me
Why are you not fucking her, anon?
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>>81896242
fucking your cousin isn't incest only puritan americans think that
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>>81896556
Yea we were just talking and my cousin got brought up and then he said she's hot

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Why do white people in decadent Western democracies choose to divide themselves based on ethnicity? Don't they know that the struggle between classes is far more significant than racial/cultural differences? They blame their problems on immigrants who work the jobs no one wants instead of the billionaires; it makes no sense.
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>>81895160
Even if one ethnic group were remove all others, you know they'll just find someone else to pick on right?
>captcha not required
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>>81895160
You think all the freshly imported middle eastern africans are gonna some how help native white population overthrow the hand rubbers?
you think white nationalists are some how gonna use them for their help? you think they want these people here long term? you think this is a solution for them?
na nigga
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>>81895160
Because culture and race are more important determining factors than class
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stop trying to sounds smart faggot
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>>81896587
>Use words longer than six letters
>Pseudo-nazi westerner brain explodes
>Only understands brown people bad, authoritarianism, and cutting taxes for corporations; no room for thought

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Why are Western women only now regretting the fact that voted to import hostile foreigners that are raping, harassing and killing them?
>inb4 go back to /pol/
I'm not a tradcuck and I don't worship White women (despite being White myself). I think it's hilarious what is happening to roasties. I just hope that someone invents reliable artificial womb tech and we no longer need cuntoids.
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>>81895118
Uhhh because women are retarded and just do whatever the power/authority figures tell them to until it becomes unbearably bad
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>>81895118
Is here more of her?
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>>81895118
They are not regretting it at all. Who told you that lie? Lmao! Mayos are disgusting vermin anyway so this is for the best. In one or two generations people can stop yapping about mayo women and Islam will be in control. Or AI.
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>>81895118
Notice how it's only white guys whining about this? You know it's not most "brown people", except Muslims/north Africans in Europe that do this shit, and the local black/Hispanic population in the Americas.
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>>81895779
kingsephi on insta

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I hate female singers. Every single one of them is a dick-sucking whore and they all are proud of it. Only men should sing. Men are superior animals.

Okay slight sarcasm here but all I here is that "men are superior" and we're all human beings, right? Is what I thought but then I actually met some people online who educated me and they said that women really are as bad as they seem.

I knew a singer once who sucked ten thousand dicks and will suck ten thousand more before their day is sun. And just as the sun rises in the west so will more penises enter that god-forsaken mouth that sings and sings and hopes for cock.

Do you know what it's like to talk to someone who has sucked so many dicks? It's like hearing "penis penis penis enter me please" every second of the day for however long you spend with said person which could be forever.

Anyways, this has been a person who hates all sluts and whores and lowly types of women. There is only one good type of woman and that's the kind who keeps her mouth shut. No penis enters, no sound escapes. Like a black hole. Speaking of which, there have been plenty of black men in that particular hole. A bit too many, because she's not black and that's called RACE MIXING and is UNFORGIVABLE and is sponsored by the CHINESE GOVERNMENT which is where this whore is from. She's a fucking commie, dude. Watch yourself. Anyways, avoid that slutty shirtless smelly whore at all costs, lest you catch whatever festering petri dish of STIs lurk in her bowels. Don't go there, Mr. Catctus. Don't go there.

Anyways, seeya. Peace!

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>friend starting to get noticably drier in conversation
goddammit not again we were doing so good
what should i do to cope with the incoming 3 months of ghosting
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>>81896574
I was having this happen and it was very demotivating. She blocked me 8 months ago and I am still not over it. I think she thinks I don't care about her, because something similar happened before. Just yesterday I created an alt to try to get back in contact with her. I am hoping she accepts my friend request soon because I currently cannot think of anything else.

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Mother/daughter edition

It's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories on milfs, your own lovely mom or any other relatives you fancy. KEKS AND KEKPOSTING ARE NOT ALLOWED!

Previous: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81851153

Story Library: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub

Topic: How do I convince a female partner and her mother to have sex with eachother?
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>>81895923
>It's Momcest Monday!
It's Sunday, op...
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>>81895923
Quit fucking making these early goddamnit
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>felix finally shows up
>thread dies
typical

>you wake up as Janet Masons son
How would you cope through your life?
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>>81896208
He's doing it to get as far away as possible from his mom with a solid excuse, not because of virtuosity
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>>81896226
>>81896261
I get that but at least she had a white baby and not a nigger baby which redeems her a little bit
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>>81896290
If a White Woman decides to become a mudshark then she should go all out and live and breed amongst them. Instead she knows that living amongst her own is a preferable option and then invites niggers into her home she would only fuck and never want to be around any other occasion
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>>81896462
Yesterday I went to the park and saw this fat assed white woman (pretty sexy) with her 4 (FOUR) half black children running around
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the military is the only option

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I want to have sex with males, I have a deep rooted love for having my bussy invaded by cock. I have always had feelings for people that are the same gender as me.

become gaypilled and you'll leave inceldom forever
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>>81896495
sorry anon shave day is tomorrow
was gonna do that today but gotta let some cuts heal a bit first
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>>81896512
bummer
well, remind me tomorrow then
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>>81896512
more excuses, lets see it buttboy :)
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>>81895911
I'm not gay but I would have the most loving prone bone sex with you.
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>>81895911
Okay you seem like you could be someone that would help me. How do you get into the lifestyle? How do you avoid getting raped, stds, or catfished? How do you avoid getting pump and dumped? I would want an actual relationship

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I'm an /r9k/ menace to society and I work night shifts in a blood bank. AMA
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>>81895541
hey man i had to get a few units transfused because chemo bonked my hemoglobin right outta me, thanks for maybe helping out with that. pretty wild seeing that shit going from a bag through tubes right into me
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>>81895835
>anon what do you do?
I prepare and issue blood for recipients. If you get into a nasty blood-related situation and are on the brink of death from blood loss then I'm the guy who makes sure you get what you need. You'd be surprised how complex this can get, especially with patients who have lots of antibodies or cancer patients on funky medication that targets their cell antigens. I have nothing to do with the donation process, although I am familiar with it. Thanks for donating. Not enough people do it, including myself because I get syncope from extended venipuncture. If you want to be even more valuable then given platelets instead of blood. You have to be hooked up to an apheresis instrument for like 1.5 hours though; the people who can tolerate that shit are heroes.
>the staff get worried and ask if I'm okay
They are required to stop if you say so. The gauge of the needle they put in your arm is basically a garden hose so no one will criticize you if you ever stop early.
>>81895850
What part is based? Based on what?
>>81895881
Drink adult woman saliva to become ultra heterosexual.
>>81895909
>hey man i had to get a few units transfused because chemo bonked my hemoglobin right outta me
Glad we could help, cancer bro. Oncology patients are really common for use because chemotherapy tanks your hematocrit and hemoglobin. Even worse if it's leukemia. We will have regular oncology patients on our whiteboard for months and then one day they'll just vanish... Is your cancer gone now?
>pretty wild seeing that shit going from a bag through tubes right into me
It freaks me the fuck out, personally, but I've learned to tolerate it.
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>>81896122
>Glad we could help, cancer bro. Oncology patients are really common for use because chemotherapy tanks your hematocrit and hemoglobin. Even worse if it's leukemia. We will have regular oncology patients on our whiteboard for months and then one day they'll just vanish... Is your cancer gone now?

well God willing it is, it was testicular cancer which isn't usually a big deal...besides being down a nut, of course. but the shit spread with a quickness, ended up stage 3B with the shit all in near every one of my lymph nodes. no spread to bone or brain, though. 48 bags of nuclear chemo later and i'm alright. it's still got me kinda fucked up, mostly feet and hands. but i'm pretty straight now. next scans are Wednesday, so we'll make sure then. but ya know it's "remission", not "gone" for at least 5 years.

i didn't really learn anything from the experience besides cancer sucks, ha. and boy, is it painful. after spread but before chemo, i was in fairly horrific pain in my kidneys, lower back, abdomen. had to be doped up real good. but after only 1-2 chemo treatments (not even cycle or round, but days) the pain was completely gone. real trip there. but with all the steroids they had to pump into me i couldn't sleep for shit, and i worked through the whole thing. only thing that put me to sleep was a couple vicodin. glad i didn't make it out with a habit. i guess being able to be on a little bit of dope was a silver lining or something. but no more of that for me, i like it too much. cheers man!
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>>81896315
I hope your single nut stays extra healthy and that a nice lady one day sucks upon it. Stay out of the hospital, retard. It's for stinky old people and fat diabetics, not kings like you.
>i didn't really learn anything from the experience besides cancer sucks, ha
That's all that matters. I regularly take my health for granted and then when I get a decent tummy ache I am instantly reminded that CONSTANTLY living with any sort of pain, even if it's like 2/10 pussy shit, is basically hell on Earth. Cheers indeed.
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>>81896468
hey man, i didn't see so much as a primary care physician for like 8 years before this shit. get an occasional cold or maybe-COVID (no test, much less shots)? stay home a few days, drink some OJ. ain't really a hospital or doctor kinda person. but didn't have a choice here lol, i asked the onco for the hell of it "hey, so hypothetically if i refused treatment, what am i looking at, couple years?" "oh no you're dead in 6 months or less that way" WELL SHIT

going out with a nice lady here quite soon to hang out innawoods for a bit. good luck indeed! it was sorta nice to try and cheer up the poor cunts in the chemo ward though when i was there, and be nice to the nurses. naturally depressing atmosphere, as much as they tried to make that not the case. youngest person there by a country mile, and i'm fucking 33. hey, at least my hairline is still relatively intact, i had 18+ inches of hair and of course it all fell out. no longer look like a cancer patient, but now i have to learn how to haircut because before i just let it grow for a decade without doing shit lol

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I'm trying to get into the dating scene. Where all the baggage-free people?
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>>81896358
You need a time machine. If you find one tell me. I need one too.
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>>81896358
>Where all the baggage-free people?
Unironically in academia and in the STEM fields. Incels fantasize constantly about women free of a sexual history even though it doesn't fucking matter and the reality is that the only women who delay getting fucked wild style are college chicks who are doing the career thing like men do. Basically the more college education and salary a woman has the closer she is to being a man.
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>>81896406
Women won't date anyone with less sexual experience than them, and even if they do, it doesn't last long because he doesn't have the experience needed to catch up to her past partners
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>>81896406
1. It matters.
2. Youre a cuck.
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>>81896358
You are the baggage. Contemplate that for a bit

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Post a pic of a woman resembling your ideal girlfriend

How would your life change if she magically appeared in your room and she was emotionally bonded to you?
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>>81894854
fat autistic fembot I have to basically take care of like a daughter for life
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>>81895182
>like a daughter
MODS
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>>81894854
She's stunning, OP, good choice.

I have extremely varied taste, but beautiful brunettes with either Eastern or Southern European phenotypes are among the top for me like pic related.

I love eastern bloc women, I love Mediterranean women.
Simple as.
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She would try to find me and murder me with a shovel in my sleep if I doxxed her.
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>>81895182
>fat autistic fembot
I can't take it anymor-

What is the absolutely weirdest habit of yours?
I don't mean "i watch cuck porn", give me things that'll make others question your sanity
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>>81896330
>question your sanity
i do out-of-pocket stuff all the time
my friends have told me, "you just have this aura of like, not giving a fuck about what everyone else say"

there was this one time me and my buddies hung out at this hilltop, barriers all over to stop folks from falling over
saw something shiny just right at the edge so i hopped over the barrier and picked it up - like one wrong move and i'm gone
my friends were all shouting "dude wtf come back!"

turns out it was a bottle of soju, threw it down the hill and i got back to my friends
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>>81896330
>What is the absolutely weirdest habit of yours?
I eat most of my meals sitting cross-legged on my bed with a large bathroom towel draped over my lap. Mother would serve me breakfast in bed every day until I was like 14. God fucking bless that woman I'll never be good enough. Eating at a table feels weird to me.
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>>81896330
I talk to myself a lot, as if I'm having a conversation with another person.
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>>81896330
After shaking somebody's hand I try my hardest to avoid touching any of my personal belongings before I can wash my hand. If I fail to avoid it, I then try to isolate and clean that "contaminated " thing. I guess it's really just a mental illness rather than a habit.
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>>81896503
How detailed are the convos?

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>tfw im getting heart issues from being lonely.

Finna die soon. RIP.
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>>81895359
>looks like a reddit basedbugman and wonders why he is lonely instead of hitting the gym getting contacts and shaving that retarded ass beard.
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>>81895359
You got those from the vax, stupid
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>>81896479
The cortisol from loneliness isn't helping
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>>81895359
>Fat
>Weird greasy beard
>Glasses
>Ugly hairline
>No haircut
>Ugly eyebrows
And has the nerve to complain about not being like by women lol
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>>81896497
>Fat
Also the reason he has heart issues. Every fat fuck I know already has high blood pressure in their mid 20s.

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Thank you for participating in this years /r9k/ polls. Leave your thoughts on the results.
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>>81896449
>normies
try bots
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>>81896419
The Indian one is wrong. I made a thread a few days ago racebaiting pajeets and it got 71 replies from guys complaining about anti indian racism these days lol
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>>81896480
That's just because a lot of people larp here as indian to piss of newfags and the real indians are terminally online. You know this board used to have a post counter right? Why do you think it got removed?
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>>81896419
>He left out the gender poll
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>>81896489
kek that was me who voted for trannies 40 times on 5g. If you go to airplane mode and reset it the ip resets.


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