brotip: girls can taste the stale cum on your peenor if you fapped and didn't wash it after. and most of them really don't like this
>>82871096>he was cleaning his penis in the public toilet and someone reported him1. Why didn't he simply say "I was cleaning my penis"?2. Why didn't he go into a stall with a toilet? I just use those instead of the urinals precisely to prevent anyone from finding it strange that I actually clean my dong. I take the paper towel with soap and water with me.
Tbh my penis really stinks and forcing a girl to tolerate it would really turn me on
>>82871096I had someone think that once when I was doing a drug test. I always wipe after pissing idk how people just shake their dick and leave I always get extra drops that need to be wiped although I am uncut so maybe that's why idk
>>82871180Put your finger on your perineum where you can feel the urethra and run it up along it between your balls and over your shaft, you'll push out the last droplets like emptying a toothpaste tube.
>>82871133Did you know that femoids have fluids constantly oozing out of the vaginas and soaking into their panties?Some men like to sniff the crustiness of a woman's underwear after she has worn it for a long time or after exercise.
Do you really think the tech elites and everyone interconnected with them will leave you alive when they don't need you anymore? Do people actually believe this delusional bs about UBI? There's a reason why these people built a bunker city and it's not for show.
>>82871905My experience from serving rich fag tables is that they get off on abusing plebs, a lot of these bullshit jobs could be automated and the owners of these businesses would earn more, but they don't do it because they need a steady supply of poorfags to humiliate and flex on to feel feel superior to and take their anger out on, but yes 90% of us are obsolete.
Why is it that ever girl seems to have been raped nowadays?
>>82871789>Most my male friends are gamers nerdsHuge redflag. A lot of those guys are legit psychopaths.
>>82871809so we went from abusers to psychopaths. Do you actually believe everything you're saying, or are you just trolling? I've been friends with these guys since elementary.
>>82871827>Do you actually believe everything you're sayingI don't believe anything. I observe the truth.
>>82871827It's either a troll or a retarded chick. The real answer I'm going to give you as a woman(yes, cis) is that you or your friends are likely not the men we're talking about. So we don't want you to do anything per se.
>CHAD didn't commit, that's rape>A sub-5 looked at me, that's stare rape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mVQlAvziGI&list=RD4mVQlAvziGI&start_radio=1I took a couple weeks off and freed myself from my self imposed burden of study. I do apologize for my absence. I have however returned.Today was a light but standard subjects. Math, science, and my personal anki deck I used to study a foreign language.I'd like to get back to programming again as well.I AM THE ENEMYI WILL SUCCEED
>>82870428Yes, at first. Studying science and mathematics, with a focus on engineering. Plus programming as a central skill. It also includes studying miscellaneous topics you enjoy, in Eggman's case a foreign language. Once you have gotten very good at it, you will use your skills for your schemes, whatever they may be.>>82869370Btw doctor, what are you studying exactly in math & science? I'm curious.
>>82870900World domination by the power of maths and science seems unlikely.What's he going to do? Get a job and fund a political campaign?
>>82870428Its the idea that although hes ugly, being bald and fat and having the face that he does, he's still able to have massive impact on the world around him. He is still able to amass power to influence the world thanks to his impressive intellect. Even to bring it to its knees. That, to me, is inspiring. And so I wish to be like him. Also, I have shaved my head and been growing a mustache and got myself a pair of subscription sunglasses that resemble his.>>82870900It begins with re-covering the bases. I have been a lazy /r9k/ neet for so long I feel my mind has atrophied a bit. So I have been thoroughly covering high school levels of these subjects. With the goal of reaching at minimum an undergraduates level of understanding in the sciences like physics, chemistry, and biology. Maths like linear algebra and multivariable calculus, and mechanical and electrical engineering. And pursuing some to an even more advanced level at my discretion.
>>82871848this is just a regular stage of neeting where you need to do stuff to not go mad.There sure are worse ways to spend your time. If you're serious you should get on a program where you get some certs for your efforts. Of course then you won't be neet anymore.
>>82871877Part of this is that I have a respect for higher education, but dislike the state that it has ended up in, in the US. Where-in you spend exorbitant amounts of money or go in debt to go to a school of marxist and communist demagogues attempting to radicalize you. All for a useless degree that doesn't actually increase your chances of getting a job.Having said that, it would be nice to have something tangible to prove that I studied the subjects I have, but I'm more concerned with pursuing the knowledge.
And this is why I don't want to desire anymore. Whenever I feel like I'm lacking womemes, I think of the ABSOLVTE FACT that is this image. I understand that we all pay for it and women hate men, but just pretend not to. Women are all demand and give nothing. To them, sex is "giving" even though it's supposed to be the whole point of mating, but their whole point is infinite narcissism. Man only exists to provide attention and resources to the foid. With hatred of womemes, you will learn peace from them.
>>82871420What do "loose whore prostitute SLUTS" have to do with ugly fatties? I fuck whores because that's all that's actually available. I'm still quite picky with them. A whore or two per month is less than paying for rent, which is a prerequisite to even date because womyn want nothing to do with you unless you're covering all the expenses.
>>82871420Also, can't you blame women for never being "hungry"? And if they are, they disguise it well because they refuse to show weakness to men, the kind they exist to exploit.
>>82870322No, it's women's fault for making men so desperate that we try to hold onto the first woman who shows even the slightest amount of interest in us forever.
>>82869894I took the gay pill and have never been happier
>>82871420So do you also view 90% of women to be subhuman and unfuckable like you do men? And how do you rate yourself? As an exception I'm sure, but you all think that about yourselves when it can't possibly be true if you're holding yourselves to the same standards as you hold men to.
This is literally me :3Thoughts?
>>82870682You jerk off to yourself?
>>82870830Oki let's talk!azurs3
>>82870986I jerk off to what people comment about me
>>82871662Then that isn't literally you
>>82870682Please marry me NOW
I don't even want sex anymoreI want a fantasy tier romance with a cute NEET girl where we game and watch anime together We wouldn't even have sex because it destroys the magic, but we would cuddle and kiss
>>82871439yeah it'll stay as a fantasy unfortunately
>>82871439same, brother, same.... oregonally
>>82871439honestly I agree, still a virgin but can't see an appeal in sex
I just walked out from my job.
>>82870964sounds comfy, how are you going to spend your newfound time?
>>82871075> be me> internship> unpaid, no sick days, no vacation days> just gotta make them hours> I hate it> I can't connect with my coworkers.> the work itself is criminally boring> worse than that is I don't feel all that qualified to actually do the job properly> today I have problem with finishing an assignment> both my boss and manager are not in> I walk over to a coworker and ask him for advise on how to finish the task> he gives me this huge mumbo-jumbo jargon story on what he would do and I barely comprehend what he's saying (this is why I feel like I'm not qualified)> he even shows me examples but I still don't get what he means.> when he's finished I just reply with 'Okay, I'll have a look. Thanks.'Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>82871595I just wok up from a nap. Feels good.
>>82871786>got scammed into providing free labor under the pretense of maybe getting a job thereOuchHow much time did they extract from you?
>>82871822Well it's part of a semester I'm taking in college. But I need to give them 800 hours. I'm about halfway.
>oy vey Jennifer, you cannot keep treating this goy mr Soprano. he tried to snip the penis off one of my fellow jews and he will go on the blacklist for visiting Tel Aviv and will never get to put pictures of Adin Ross in the wall for his crimes>now let me tell you all about why my fat troon child is better than yours. shalom>also i paid 7 shekels for that guy to rape you
>>82869699>Fuck you Elliot, you smarmy jew rat.>You think I can't see what you're doing? Trying to turn me against my own countrymen? What the fuck am I doing here anyway, I'm still paying my student loans and you talked me into coming in here when I know all of this already? I wish Hitler had finished the job Elliot, I really do.Do you think Chase went a bit too far here? I know the 2000s were a bit more free spirited but still.
>>82870534Jesus Rossi didn't last long, so it must feel great.Lorraine Bracco has been sexy and fuckable for decades. Even today with the grey hair, I'd give her a pounding.>>82870633Her saying to him>Fuck you. You think this is funny! You smug cocksucker, fuck you!is one of her hottest moments, IMO. That, and when she ready to fight the woman at the restaurant, and when she necked that full glass of Vodka and self-consciously wiped her mouth. FUUUCK!!! HNNG!!! TFW no hot middle aged Italian GF to pound every damned night.
>Page nine>TFW this didn't turn into a Dr. MILFi coomer thread
>>82871704sopranos threads are for eloquent men with refined humor and unique takes
>>82871831Indeed. Which is why I lament that I rarely see them around.Even on that miserable cocksucker /tv/. Some butthurt anons love disrupting the threads, or there's not enough anons posting in the thread.
How do you top this?
will it take you closer to God or away from Him?
>>82871818If this is his Grindr profile, then by using Grindr
Philippines offers you 5x better women for 1/10th of the effort, it's the best play you can make as a white incel. Unironically JBW applies here
>>82871590Go Jap if you want the best tap.
>>82871561>having to look at this jungle monkey every daythe women would have to pay me
>>82871699Turn the lights out.
>>82871708i can cum into my own hand by myself if I have to turn the lights off already
I fucked an Asian girl yesterday and desu what I learned is that I strongly prefer latinas and desu I'm low key racist against East Asians. I don't like the way they look or speak. I find it really annoying. I guess I do like Indonesian girls and skinny Vietnamese girls, and I love Japanese culture and food, but those are the exceptions
Getting a girlfriend is literally luck. You don't have to do anything. I go out practically every day and see obese, ugly, short, bald guys with girlfriends who are my age. Either you get a girlfriend or you don't, it's as simple as that. It's not your personality, or your height, or how funny you are, etc. It doesn't matter. Some people just have something about them that means they'll never be desired romantically or sexually.
>>82871688>I go out practically every day and see obese, ugly, short, bald guys with girlfriends who are my ageAre you 40 or a third worlder? Because I'm from Western Europe and I don't see this at all. Every guy with a gf is skinny or in good shape, presentable with decent facial features and a full head of hair
1.) Can losing a significant about of fat (40-50lbs of pure fat) lower the pitch of your voice? 2.) Is there actual voice training out there that permanently alters your voice and makes it more baritone? Thanks!
>>82871738yes, search for ftm tranny voice training
anyone here ever run the gauntlet of whatever the fuckif so how bad is it i wanna see if it's still up and try to run it myself
the gauntlet of what
>>82870712i spelled it wrong i meant or shhhhh
its okay some of the stuff made me cringe i think its still up i dont really remember much of what was on there i just know there was a cat with a weird eyeball involved at one point but yea. also i want to rape chop top
I studied, i passed the exams, i got the degree, now i can just get a well paying and respected job, start a family, buy a house and follow my dreams, right?
>>82871702Not yet grasshopper, first you must build your community.
