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I like to touch myself on my face and arms i like to imagine the warm embrace of a person
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i prefer ride the lightning

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I don't want to date women who activate my mate guarding instincts. I don't want to "work" to "earn" her.

I don't want to date a woman who thinks a man being "insecure" is automatically a red flag.

I just want to be comfortable with someone who I vibe with and we each like each other's company far more than anyone else's.
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>>83092173
Most normiebabble post ITT. You don't get it.
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>>83092580
If you love him, why do you call yourself lonely and complain about the lack of good men? Also, be honest, is your "boyfriend" a drawing?
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>attentionwhoring retard actively trying to ruin the thread
at least 1 of these subhumans in each active thread
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>>83092277
yare, yare daze
I'm hope you're right anon
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>>83092585
Nice psychological projection. Sorry you can't have your mommy dommy fantasy.

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Being a sub 8 man means women don't even see you as a human with feelings, thought or wishes and only as a disposable worker bee to ruthless exploit. No gf, no smile, no hug or anything that resembles any form of comfort, even being close to a sub 8 man will repulse women.
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>>83092058
>Just hide the thread if it bothers you
Will do, but it's the third time I see it and I get sad every time
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Listening to somewhat melancholic music and seeing the OP pic (again) nearly made me burst into tears. Fuck my obnoxiously empathetic being. Anyways, what is a "sub 8 man"? I'm pretty short and ugly myself.
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>>83092206
>>83092262
nta
but making you sad is the point of it
It shows really well how unfair life is
Whoever left that puppy there probably wished it the best but life doesn't care about wishes
You can even relate to it at some level, a good example could be the contrast between what people hoped your life would be like when you were a happy, smiling kid and how it actually turned out
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>>83092058
>Just hide the thread if it bothers you.
Hiding it doesn't prevent me from seeing it you cocksucking faggot.
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>>83092132
It is the same, since both outcomes lead to the same thing, death. There is a reason men kill themselves in far greater numbers than women. You know that being lonely is worse than smoking one pack of cigs per day health wise. A man can also not be not lonely and love on himself but nobody gives a fuck. Read about love shy men they cannot help themselves it is impossible unless a woman helps him.
>why sub8?
Sub 8 is the new sub 5, women become more and more ruthless.
>>83092206
That is the point the picture is a metaphor but posting a lonely man will get zero pity from anyone since he is not cute and "innocent" i.e. it is all his fault, this anon said what everyone is thinking >>83092132
>>83092262
A man who is under 8/10 lookswise.
>>83092367
It does.
>>83092329
Yep this is how it is, that is the whole point of a shocking img people care more about it.

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I cant be miffed, nothing feels worth working for. Wading endlessly toward stagnation
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4 reals?

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Give me one (1) good reason we shouldn't just legalize murder. It would solve all of society's problems.
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hurting people is bad
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>>83092201
The threat of danger on a collective level is good actually.

Nakam

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Trying a new thing here.

Are you too weird for normal people but not quite weird enough to be a robot or a wizard?

Do you have at least one IRL friend?

Have you had sex at some point in the past or are currently in a relationship?

Do you have a job, a car, and maybe even your own place to stay?

Come bum around in the thread and talk to other cyborgs. Full robots are welcome too, just please don't screech "normie" at us.
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>>83092383
These aren't bad, but they might be a little too close to pure mage. But then again, sometimes a guy who otherwise wouldn't be able to attract a girl or have any friends can get them if he has substantial musical talent, so Bard should probably be admitted.
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>>83084246
>2 friends
>Wizard. Probably could've had sex since some women try to flirt with me sometimes, but I used to be too shy and now I'm mostly just not interested. Women are too much trouble and expense for too little reward. And most of them eventually want to marry and have kids, both of which would destroy my life.
>Job in engineering. No car because walkable European city and hate driving. Live with parents because it allows me to save/invest a lot of money. Will probably retire early.
I suspect I am schizoid because I'm way too comfortable in solitude. Most of the times, my friends are the ones who reach out to me and at home I mostly sit in my room procrastinating, playing vidya or exercising. I also masturbate every day and have a high libido, but no desire for sex because of the risk, effort and spending required. I much prefer masturbation.
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>>83084246
I have frequent sex and am moderately well off in life, but also quite nuts and also posted on here most of my life and my brain is someone rotted.
I think I'd be much better off if I wasn't completely fucked in the head.
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>>83084246
Couple of friends, rarely hang out though
Own a basic car and an apartment in a big city
Master's degree, stable job, developing career
6'0 skinny-fit, even have a large dick.
ZERO attention from girls after high school
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>>83084246
>Are you too weird for normal people but not quite weird enough to be a robot or a wizard?
I dont know i guess
>Do you have at least one IRL friend?
2 i consider best friends and 3 i consider friends but we all moved out into different countries and only talk over the phone/messages/mail so i guess i dont have any real relationships anymore everybody else no matter how much i hangout with them i consider "associates"
>Have you had sex at some point in the past or are currently in a relationship?
3 times
>Do you have a job, a car, and maybe even your own place to stay?
i do small jobs and college,i own a bike(a Honda CMX 250 Rebel) and a commie block in my name.

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How do you deal with people staring and laughing at you while you're in public?

im a NEET with no sense of fashion nor am i very good looking, prime target for normiefags to mock.

makes me think i should just hikikomori, but i like going outside.
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>>83091721
Perhaps nobody is laughing at you and you have paranoia issues
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>>83091721
Get buff.
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>How do you deal with people staring and laughing at you while you're in public?
Vulnerable narcissist moment
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>>83091721
people are nice to me outside usually. i think they pity me a little, the circles undee my eyes and my paleness makes it clear im not too well.
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>>83091721
assuming you're past school, i kind of doubt this is happening, at least with any regularity. perhaps you think they're laughing at you, but it's actually at something else. maybe when you think they're staring at you, you stare back and that sets off their "awkward" senses and they laugh? whatever the case, don't let it stop you going outside, and if it is really happening just ignore them

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Caring is a cruelty beyond evil.
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>>83092096
people just take advantage of you when you're nice, especially as a woman
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>>83092096
caring is fine but you inevitably be burned

no one is immune to being fucked over

you just pick the peices and move on
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>>83092518
I'm not a woman, but I know. I'm done.
>>83092547
Not before I break their pieces so I can leave on my own terms.

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part of the reason i dont do it. it would be really fucking embarrassing for them.
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Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes and see that life is beautiful
Will you swear on your life
That no one will cry at my funeral?
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>>83092298
Donate your organs so they can't have one stupid. That's what I plan to do. Either that or maybe I could leave a note for the coroner to cremate me?
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You know they can just cremate you and throw the ashes down the toilet
It's not required by law to have a funeral or obituary or grave
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>>83092533
Like maybe if I donate my body to science they can actually study it hmm
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>>83092533
But I suppose I want them to study my brain the most so they can help autists in the future. Where am I supposed to shoot myself then? Obviously I have to do it in public so they can collect my organs

anon!! reminder that sometimes people pass by you in the grocery store and think "they're cute"
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>>83090689
It makes me sick to know that this is true, and that some foids have wanted to fuck me.
BUT THEY NEVER FUCKING TOLD ME.
So I continue to rot as an incel anyway, and I am 40 next year. I can't even get a granny cocksucker. I want to die.
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>>83090689
I'm not articulate enough to properly explain to you that has never happened to me and that this a fact.
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>>83090689
well i would prefer if they stopped and said it to me instead and maybe asked me on a date or something
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Yes I have noticed girls giving me a look sometimes, even doing a double take a couple times, I am a 34 khhv though and I'll never make it. Oh well..
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>>83090729
Is that a shocker? do yall not know this?

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how do you meet people off tiktok
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And you want to do that because?
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>>83092471
Post a video of you telling everyone your home address and they'll come to you.
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look at their reposts and dm them if you see a lot related to something interesting you can carry a conversation about
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>>83092511
i joined this program a couple of weeks ago one of the friend groups there met before the program on tiktok, so it got me interested

Hey, anon! Why don't you look like this? Why moids don't look like this?
A tall guy to give great hugs
Blonde soft hair so I can brush with my fingers
Sweet blue eyes like the blue sky
Germanic blood so it makes you belong to centuries of greatness
A nice athletic body
You should be like this
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>>83091612
Okay, Harry Potter, do they call you the chosen one too?
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>>83091637
Never read the books but I was told once I look like him. I have black hair, pale skin and bright green eyes.
Most of the compliments are more like "I like your eyes" or "you have pretty eyes, like a cat"
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>>83089345
I'm trying foid, I've been going to the gym for 3.5 months 4x a week. Maybe in another 6 months :)
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>>83091674
Do you live in a cupboard under the stairs too?
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>>83089355
I have bright green eyes. Foids usually love em

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Is life really worth living? What keeps you going? Give me some hope. I really need it today.
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I live for curiosity and find great pleasure in utilizing my mental capacity. The best of all, is that this is a resource that is with you, always unwavering, loyal and does not depend on other people. When I am especially sad and tired I can go to sleep and continue enjoying my brainworks through dreams. I have very cool dreams.
Basically I conceptualize my life as adventure. I'm not narcissistic in general, but is my narcissistic streak.
If you want great deep things from life like meaning, riches or love, they will all betray you. They exist mind you, but are temporary. Hope is something you craft for yourself. I always hope I can learn something new and see something cool next day/week/year. That is what's keeping me going. If I die I won't be able to know what's next. Happiness or suffering don't matter because they will all fade, they are not an end to anything
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>Is life really worth living?
Nope.
>What keeps you going?
The 'bux.
>Give me some hope. I really need it today.
Not possible, tripfag.
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>>83090738
Anon covered it but life is pretty much one long brutal miserable experience and the only real cope is to keep busy. Try to find activities that bring you the least pain and suffering.
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>>83090378
I don't think it is but I'm gonna live anyway
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Getting young pussy, cumming inside teen bitches.

Why is this board a bunch of penises?
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>>83092417
what the fuck is that thing? why does it look evil?
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>>83092429
Koalaroo
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I'm straight but they are fun to look at


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