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Hope you aren't looking at anything too spicy, robots
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>>85851793
BAN ME FOOKIN COCK M8!!! BULLOCKS!!!
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>>85853656
>>85853908
>>85856848
>Does anyone have any cIue what butt drops are?
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>>85851793
>Hope you aren't looking at anything too spicy, robots
if you ar ein the Uk you are now all going to jail forever
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>>85860584
I would legit let a woman kill me like this.
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>>85860540
That's it? Why was this so horrible it had to be outlawed on the same level as 'p? What the fuck?

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>In this cohort study of 958150 adult inpatients in Ontario, Canada, those treated by female physicians had lower 30-day mortality and hospital readmission compared with those treated by male physicians. Higher proportion of in-hospital days managed by a female physician was associated with lower 30-day mortality and readmission.
https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamanetworkopen/fullarticle/2856025
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>give women the easy patients because they're incompetent whores
>give men the difficult cases otherwise roastoids will just fuck it up every time
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>>85861154
>Go to see female doctor for diabetes
>Get scheduled for maid 31 days from the visit

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I've decided to just "be confident bro" and approached a girl today
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>>85861144
bitch made the most disgusted expression, like she couldn't believe I dared to exist in her line of sight
and I was just asking where the closest ATM is
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>>85861156
It's alright anone
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A hot girl sat next to me today at the doctor's office, she got up to speak to the front desk and when she came back she chose to sit an extra seat away from me

Why??? I didn't even look at her. Why sit next to me the first time when there were other spots open? I hate women

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Why do I have to be a retarded autist who doesn't know how to meet people irl ?
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>>85860467
I ended up doing so and look for the various endings I missed online as well. I then had like a mid life crisis (I was 19 about to become 20 in a few days) because I started idolizing Andrew in my head as I played and I regret my whole life because I wanted to be more like him. And I think I was into him as well? He's really hot. I then got a really bad fever for almost a week, lost like four kilos and went on to have a month long shut in and depressive episode. So yeah really weird. t. straight guy
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>>85860479
I've been having my shut in episode for years now. Im now 21 and I always liked and Andrew and kinda saw myself in him, personality wise Im very much like him and lookswise too kinda Im a pale skinny guy with green eyes and a similar hairstyle the only difference is that my hair is dark brown instead of black.
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>>85860591
I'm not really like Andrew at all myself. I saw him more as a masculine role model rather than a relatable character. Not that I could or could've actually tried to emulate him. I spent the first half of my teen years distancing myself from physical and later on even online social relationships as much as I could and justified it by rationalizing it as a willful decision caused by my ability to exist properly without others and my superior intellect. I then spent the second half trying to fix that decision in an even more rationalized way. The character of Andrew made me go a little coocoo because he is a representation of a masculine person that I actually liked, whom I got into and didn't feel the need to be subversive about when thinking about him and what made him cool to me. He was a pretty brutal reality check specifically because idolizing him is such a teen-minded and retarded thing to do and I rationally understood that but I also understood that I emotionally did actually want to idolize him and I found that to be an abhorrent thing about myself. I think that was mostly caused by the timing of when I played, given all the cumulative hindsight he was like the last nail in the coffin. What made it worse was indeed also the daunting feeling of having wasted my youth, the effect of which made me only waste way more time in the first place. I know a lot of spergy people feel this way about their teenhood and want to relive it in their 20s and shit. Idk
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>>85860759
>the last nail in the coffin
P.S. lol pun not intended
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>>85859697
no clue. I dont even like other people.

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>death is the worst thing ever and MUST be avoided at all costs even doe it's inevitable
I don't get it
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>>85861220
Death is the end of potential. Even the bleakest of lives have the potential to improve, no matter how minuscule the chance is. It's true that there is a chance that it won't get better, but it might, you know?
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Hell is a scary idea. but if it doesn't real, i think we should be less superstitious about death. we make old people comfortable on actual heroin, but we won't let people comfortably end their lives like in Switzerland?

on the other hand, maybe we have some insane advances in medicine. reverse organ damage and dementia and shit, then it'll seem silly we DON'T cheat death.
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>>85861231
Not OP but that chance comes with the cost of continuing a gross and disgusting life (from a suicidal's point of view)

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>talking to my therapist and drinking something
>he asks me what I'm drinking
>I'm like strawberry lemonade, kinda gay but whatever
>hes like lemonade is gay?
>I'm like STRAWberry lemonade?
>he just laughs

Later

>hes asking me why I eat so much because I brought up me losing weight nd that I eat a shitton
>I'm like idk I have no self control, not to sound like a girl but I probably have an eating disorder
>he just laughs and jokes about me calling lemonade gay and saying not to sound like a girl before I say I might have an eating disorder

My question is do I come off as closeted behaving this way? I'm worried I do. I just see it as the way a normal guy speaks
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>>85860597
>talking to my therapist
You are Jewed.
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>>85860597
If you love a sweet drink try the costco branded sparkling waters, they're 5 calories and taste like a full sugar fruit soda.
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I wouldn't ever feel the need to be preemptively defensive for drinking a sweet drink, maybe your subconscious is thinking about cock
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therapy is like christian confession. the dude gets paid to listen to retards talk about how they've been mindraped so they never get frustrated enough to do something about it.
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>>85861202
>so they never get frustrated enough to do something about it.
What are you implying?

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A thread for adults in diapers and adults into adults in diapers to come and hang out, discuss their interest in wearing diapers, ABDL and age regressing.

Old thread died in the night. 2nd one we've had die without filling up. And both times it's been on a Sunday.

TQ: What does being an ABDL actually do for you mentally? Is it comfort, escapism, regression, a fetish, or something else entirely? Has the reason changed since you first got into it?
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>>85860758
I have enough money to justify it, but instead I have barely any desire to wear usually. Padded up this morning but went back to undies when I changed.

Are you doing anything special for Halloween fren?
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>>85860778
not really; might just play Dead Rising or something
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>>85860877
Never played it. Seen some vids back in the day though, looks pretty fun.
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Bedtime. Hope everyone has a good night. Sleep well frens. Ni ni
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Favorite (free) ABDL story writers? Looking for new blood.

Most of my faves have moved behind subscription paywalls, which, great, get that bag, but

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Do deathnicels hate it when other deathnicels ascend?
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>>85861085
Holy shit man Sydney is such a cutie

Also this video seems like ai
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I recognize the girl but idk what a deathnicel is or who the Indian guy is though. It says nice in it so maybe it's good
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>>85861105
A deathnicel is an incel who is nonwhite. Nonwhite referred to colloquially with "ethnic," combined phonetically with 'death" to make "deathnic."

They are truly the funniest people because they not only manage to screw up their lives in their colony of their host nation, but they can't even leverage the fact that they're exotic to ascend, nor does it occur to them that they can just make their way back to their home country, which is an ethnostate unto itself, with his material plunder from the colony and find a wife there.

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I kinda support cloning of women with good genetic traits
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Just so we're clear, please provide examples on what "good genetic traits" encompass.
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I drove by an irl malfoid today and almost crashed my car into the intersection so i could goon to her up close and smell her malfoid smell but like irl
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>>85860600
good girls don't have pixels instead of body cells

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>kills a child for being shy
>why does no one want to live around us? this is racist
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>>85858686
This is sad but it didn't need a second thread.
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>>85858993
you created some monsters
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normalfags will justify nigger behavior anything to oppress betas hitler was a beta to them
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>>85859267
Javits Frimpong shot by glup shitto, last words believed to be "Mukglunky!"
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>>85859111
I could understand that viewpoint but this kid was a straight fob he had no understanding of hood code retardism

Lol
Lmao even
You're not getting shit back, paco. Go back before you get replaced by jeets. Your jewish president would love your powerlessness. How's those white liberals that STILL "gentrify" mexico city? You got a small dose of what we we've been dealing with for half a century and you cry like a bitch. Cope.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-RvupUh76X4&pp=ygUdTWV4aWNvIGFudGkgZ2VudHJpZnkgcHJvdHN0c3k%3D
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La Raza bros...no mas taco bell

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that was the hottest thing i've watched.
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>death gripping his tiny white penis even during thrusting
yikes
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Nice penis but the clip isn't my favorite I think because the toy doesn't look the most pleasurable and the moaning is a bit performative
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>>85860902
not to be gay about it, but I'd swallow that
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>>85860902
Op is a faggot. Wow
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>>85860902
nice thick load, easy 9/10

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Think I'll stop reading whatever people write here and just look at the image they post alongside their reply to judge whether it's worth to read and engage with. Same goes for threads. Too many low quality threads and posts.

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saw a bunch of girls in cute and sexy outfits and two of three chads accompanying them going to a halloween party apparently

feel like shit. how can i cope with the feel that I won't ever experience this? the youth, the partying, the feel when you pick up a cute girl, dance with her, and then you go home and have drunk sex

t. almost 30yo short fat autist
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my cope is that even if I could make it I would never truly be happy humoring all these people. ive always been uncomfortable around other people.
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Early thirties is still young. Diet + gym starting tomorrow and you will have a couple years of unwanted youth to enjoy.

30% of college girls say they know someone who has made a false rape accusation. 40% of college girls say they would consider making a false rape accusation in the future. 7% say they have already made a false rape accusation.
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I am not going to lie to you senpai, men take SA allegations more seriously than men, men are the ones empowering these women, women are at fault too, but men usually create their own demise. I think blaming society as a whole is more important.
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>>85860245
>men take SA allegations more seriously than women*
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>>85860162
What's the study source?
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Something like over 80% of rape allegations turned out to be false, and that's just based on police statistics. Most false rapes are only told online or to university/work settings. This is why it's important to never believe women. Especially when they are obviously crying rape in hopes of getting money, promotion, fame, clout, or a get out of jail free card for something bad she did to someone.
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doi or gtfo


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