Yeah you should totally take mind altering pills and go to someone to reprogram your brain.
>>84968748Alcohol but ori
>>84968745That's right, and if they're real bad on the scale they should force those pills down their throats and lock them in a padded room.
>>84968748phenibut, but im pretty sure you can only get it in russia + its super addictive
>>84968748Alcohol or weed. Both have insane tradeoffs. Weed kinda barely helped me but also gave me crippling OCD.
>>84968735whats in it for me? huh??
Sending Doctor Congo back home on the plane edition
Fuming at these cocky USA players winning.
Not looking forward to it as a neet. Thoughts and prayers to wagies for the upcoming third heatwave.
Get me Deanos big willy right now x
>>84968817Not too bad up norf. I'd take 24 degrees over 32 any day of the week.
Last post from me today. Hope you all sleep well. Goodnight lads.
like i get making it to your early 20s without doing it, but like what are you even doing until 30? just by talking to random girls every so often, it'll happen eventually.
>>84968744>just by talking to random girls every so oftenI don't talk to girls IRL because I worry they'll think I'm hitting on them and feel insulted/disgusted because I'm an obese balding autistThe girls I talk to online all ghost me after a few days and never live nearby anyway
i got to first base by being a first chair in band class which made one of my underclassmen think i was totally kakkoii. never got any further than that. lips are very spongy and rubbery. it's amazing how plush a girl's lips are. if a girl can't contain herself, she will move in for the smooch or try to cuddle with you. cuddling is the single most wonderful thing and removes every ounce of tension from your body. it's resting at an inn in an RPG where it restores your health and other stats to 100%.
you have it the other way around op. under 20 its easy to kiss a girl because its not that serious. over 20 if a girl will kiss you she'll fuck you so you're basically asking how do you make it to 30 without getting laid, which is a different question.
Yeah I never talked to a girl
>>84968744I came close in highschool but after that I stopped going places and kept to myself my entire 20s. Me saying "hey" to a nurse last week who was here to talk to my grandmother was the first non-family girl I've spoken to in like 13 years if you don't count a random fembot online.
you are not an incel. you just have too high of standards
>>84968794I'm a fat guy and would gladly date an equally fat girl as long as her face still looked okay and her fat distribution wasn't super-unfortunate, but that's evidently too high a standard
>>84968794I like that color nail polish, wish I had some
>>84968794Correct, and I will not lower them
>>84968794I am an incel because the only use I could provide a woman is as a meat stick, and I am neither attractive enough nor experienced enough for that.My standards are tolerate me, and don't have a face that looks like you were dragged behind a car
>>84968794you can look like the guy in pic related and normies will gaslight you into thinking your looksmatch is a 2/10 whale, fuck that shit and go be a chad in LatAm or Asia
went to the hospital and came out worse again award
>>84967316The system would be truly broken if it coddled and bended over backwards to every retarded fuck like you.
>>84968749Why are you being cruel to the mentally ill? What do you gain?
>>84968749who pissed in your cornflakes? the system is completely broken and anyone who has gone through for any reason will tell you that.
>>84968741I have been inside, and you know what? I didn't walk away complaining about schizos and physcos. Of course you think it's all about you, you who is so smart as to critique the system, instead of being smart enough to realize there's a wide variety of people who can get stuck in these places and that not everything is catered to you, and that a smart person makes the most of their time. Of course it's easier to go and whine on the 4chan that they didn't make you better, you with your "oh so complex" issues. My mommy and daddy hit me, and I had a shitty partner, so now everything is awful and terrible and noooneee here can understand me. I've been in those hospitals with sputtering addicts, and its a giggle and a laugh afterward when a man's asking you to be his child wife. And then I move the fuck on.cope
>>84968833you are corroborating my point? these places are retard bins for people who fried the fuck out of their brain on drugs and other full-blown delusional psychotics who scream and rant every waking moment and make offers for strangers to be their child wife. it's built for the lowest common denominator, not for a spectrum. a smart person makes the most of your time? you burn your time doing nothing but staring at the ceiling while waiting for an underpaid, uncaring psych to come by and ask what drugs you are taking. you burn your time doing nothing because it's a drunktank for skitzos until their meds kick back in again, meanwhile your realworld prospects like your job, your education, and other obligations rot away.
I have a foot fetish of my own, I want my future boyfriend to praise them, sniff them, lick them, etc all that, and when I was having a sleepover with my best friend (guy best friend, we were 14 so while on the bed we slept opposite directions) I couldn't get to sleep, it was maybe 2 AM and I wanted him to wake up so we can play some more gamesI put my feet on his feet but he didn't react, he was awake, and after a bit he started sniffing them, which I thought was disgusting (what a hypocrite) and after 10 minutes he got out of bed while I was pretending to sleep and he jerked off on the floor, and got back into bed3 years later we were talking about our own fetishes and he mentioned he has a foot fetish, when I asked him how he got it, he evaded the question, so it was probably me.
>>84968274Humiliation is fine, I just wouldn't talk down on him or something. I think it's cute when a guy is embarrassed about something he likes. It'd be cute if he was embarrassed by the praise
>>84966666>14yo girl having a sleepover with a boyWtf were your parents doing to allow this?
These tranny ERP threads suck
>>84966666Why are you a faggot? Nice quints btw, witnessed
>tfw will never have a fembot wife that makes me kiss her feet every night
I've been thinking about it for many years now and to me futa is entirely permissible if:>The character is canonically female>The character is nonhuman >The character's genitalia is nonhumanThere's nothing gay about futa when you look at it this way. However if the penis is human you are a degenerate.
Have fun before the Jewish carpenter that lived 2000 years ago gets you.
>>84968686Fucking a male animal is still gay anon
Just admit you're gay bro. The world is super accepting nowadays, you won't get hanged for that anymore.
>>84968686I am scared bros
>Talking to female friend that I have no romantic interest in>Literally told her multiple times that I'm not interested in her like that>Blocks me on everything because she has a boyfriend>She was literally the only friend I had irl and onlineAnyways I bought some alcohol probably just gonna drink that tonight and if anyone can explain the logic behind this that would be cool too.
>>84968195boyfriend forced her too probably. sometimes peoples partners do that because they are insecure. personally, i think its bullshit
>>84968633>because they are insecureChad commands his woman's friendships, betas like you don't get it
>>84968633i think this happened to me and i don't blame him particularly. she might be trapped in an abusive relationship but how an autistic retard living in another country supposed to help her anyway other than to be a shoulder to cry on?
>>84968719Chad is afraid his woman will fall for said beta
>>84968739Delusional coping, you must be indian
Give me a search term for the archives and I'll find the threads on /r9k/ that contain the most replies. This isn't a feature on desuarchive or the API so sometimes it can take a bit.
Jordan Peterson actually has good quality self help content but everyone ignores him now because he had some chuddy beliefs. Kind of sad
>>84968283He sadly had to go full israel shill and go crazy on medicine
People wanted to make him more than what he was. He was a thoughtful psych teacher with common sense, and people wanted him to be a modern Plato, and he fell for it and started thinking he needed to comment on every single culture war of the moment instead of just sticking to self-improvement.
>>84968283He was only ever popular because of his chuddy beliefs. Nobody cares about his opinions on psychology. He became famous for saying some Canadian bill about pronouns was going to destroy the country. Zero (0) people have been arrested for using the wrong pronouns in the 9 years since it past. The country got destroyed because of terrible economic/housing policy instead.>>84968320He did a Netanyahu glaze "interview" a year before 10/7. Insane work.
>>84968283People ignored him because he's a self-important narcissistic buffoon who behaves like what an idiot thinks a smart man sounds like and who can never, ever say anything concrete about what he actually believes. He liked to present himself as a well-read and intelligent man, but the debate with Zizek showed him to be intellectually incurious and unserious.Then after all his bluster and moralizing he gets hooked on benzos and his whore of a daughter puts him in a coma so she can go fuck half of eastern europe and get multiple abortions without having to take care of him. Dude never followed anything he told anyone and his family wants to make money off his name before they inevitably pull the plug on him. He is a bullshit artist who peddled in obfuscation and dogwhistles who finds himself in a world where subtlety no longer exists.His legacy is an empire of dirt.
>>84968283Anyone who takes Jung seriously is a retard.
Thread for discussions about selfharm and mutual supportfinally rain! :D hello>How are you doing today?>Any plans for today?>When was the last time you hurt yourself?>Why did you hurt yourself?>Is there anything bothering you right now?
>>84966906>what happened?battery started to swell>is is because of the heatwave?well that and i had started a new medication took it for 1 day and quit because the side effects triggered my panic attacks. ive been having those side effects for the past like week.when i go to sleep i almost always have a panic attack because i get some side effects while my heartrate is lowering. that and the fact i have no phone rn means i cant take my mind of anything before going to sleep and i have to rawdog it. it has been meaning i either stay up the full night and get so tired i will just fall asleep as soon as in bed or try to sleep. and last night when i tried to sleep i only slept for 2 hours... i have been trying to stay up so i can sleep good this night.>why not just jerk off then?i have been multiple times a day but its not enough. ><
>>84966977>battery started to swellnoooooalthough it might not be accurate last year I got a new phone because I think that happened to my old one but like last week I opened the old phone and it turned out it wasn't swollen the back cover just unglued it's and it sticked out a little it the middle and I think it was the battery swell>having those side effects for the past like week.man that's rough and the old meds didn't do that?>have been trying to stay up so i can sleep good this night.I really hope the side effect stop for u :<>multiple times a daymaybe it's because you don't have anything else to do because of the phone?
>>84967271>although it might not be accurateyeah i didnt take a closer look but the phone is at its end anyway since the battery lifetime is horrible, starting to get slower and overheat a lot. it was a oneplus but they stopped production in europe so im getting a realme since its really similiar. its only 230e and my parents will pay for it so fuck it we ball.>and the old meds didn't do that?they had almost the same side effects but these new ones had a extra new sudden shortness of breath paired with sharp chest pain first time it happened i thought i was dying :S>I really hope the side effect stop for u :<almost :3>maybe it's because you don't have anything else to do because of the phone?not really i have been very active making music and following jynxzis lol marathon. i think i just sometimes like once or twice a year have an excessive amount of loneliness and horniness. also i dont feel like playing games right now so im just scrolling 4chan.oh and i hope youre doing well too btw!!
sorry frens but I'm very sleepy so goodnight byey
Hey gamers, hope you're all doing well.I spent the last couple of days working to get everything in ship shape. I sent everything off just now, so I just have to wait an see if I lose my job or not. I certainly hope I don't.I might treat myself and go to an anime exhibition later after a snooze.>>84958262>definitely the kind of thought-pattern some kind of secret police goons would be trained inWith a ThinkPad I'm either on business or a /g/ autist. I'd keep an eye on the latter, honestly.>is just typical dev-behaviorThe UI guys need to justify their employment, unfortunately. Same reason the YouTube layout keeps changing for no reason.>companies making everything worse for their customers again? what are the odds...Gotta get that ad money. Can't have people install an OS that isn't filled to the brim with adware.Is it really that hard to just make a good product and then sell it?>extreme inequality was the norm and thats what people with influence want to create again. it's sad to see.We had a good run. At least we got the internet and Jurassic Park before things went south.Incidentally, I found out that regional inequality in the UK is somehow much worse than it is in East and West Germany. There's no excuse mismanaging things that badly.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I wish I knew a fembot who would tease and make fun of me...
>>84968680i wish i knew a fembot period
All I want is a non-obese fembot that cares about me romantically.
I'm back with some bullshit. I need to build up my portfolio and my skills, so I'll draw your request if I like it.I probably wont draw anything nsfw.
>>84966220I would also like this thread to stay up but I have a bit more time to sleep. If it dies I'll just make a new one sometime though
>>84961035could u give me some shading tips draw anon?
>>84967058Must be a timezone difference.
Sleep sleepa.
Your thread is not dying.
How can l make her my wife?
find a priest.
>>84968606I'm assuming she takes smelly dumps
>>84968606she's dead fyi, she died 2 months ago, anybody spreading her images are NOT her
>>84968606Unfortunately pale girls like this only take Big Black Cock because they have melanin receptors.
She is a blond. Blonds are easy on weed. Just touch her bottom after drinks, smoking, flirting and flair sparks and you'll have yourself a coomer. Be cunning about clit and simpish about mutual funds but mysterious, gay in act and dominant about plans you want but not in an unflattering way where you creep like me or demean them from their wants. Get a shot for poke on dating now her bf she is belating as well. Poke pussy good and often, visits are shit nit wins of money or they can't eat if she is into others. Be vandal of her bad feelings. Bitches love knights.
Why when I jerk it to women with fat asses the next day I spot more women with fat asses in public? What's going on here?
>>84968405It's called the O method anon. Look it up.
>>84968416Not scientifically backed.
Your reticular activating system stores that info as something important, then you start noticing it more. Brain stuff.