Mechanic? Could be stressful unless you get good at it. Someone's gotta maintain those robutts.

>>50466247
The following jobs won't exist within 5 years:
>Taxi driver
>Truck driver
>Limo driver
>Food delivery driver
>Cashier
>Data entry

The following won't exist within 10 years:
>Waiter/waitress
>Stocker
>Bank tellers
>Accountants
>Financal Analysts

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>>50467678
These are the jobs you should be looking at if you want your job to exist in 25 years:
>Politicans(Politicians will never allow themselves to be replaced.)
>Police only because people would be enraged if robots replaced them.
>Firemen
>Mechanic
>Architect
>Actor
>Nurse
>Dentist
>Doctor
>Athlete
>Gardener
>Fashion designer
>Teacher

>>50467723
Additional jobs that will be around:
>Scientists
>College Professors
>Business management executive
>Film and tv director
>Film producer
>Electriician
>Plumber
>Pornstar(There will always be need even if sexbots replace prostitutes.)

>>50466247
Politician. No seriously. I got elected to city council unopposed in a small town because no one else wanted to run. We just meet up twice a week for a couple hours(one of those meetups is the town hall meeting.) and get paid $1500 every 2 weeks. Easy as fuck plus its not very stressful unless you count pissed off soccermoms and the elderly coming to the town hall meetings once in a while pissed off over something trivial.

>>50467337
Natural variance in humanity. Some are born with weaker DNA. No pills for anyone. It ends up in the water. End of story.

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Serena best girl.

>>50467907
You want to put amphetamines in the water?

How the fuck are we supposed to be able to tell with just picture of your body you stupid faggot.

I mean if you've got a nice body but the face of the fucking elephant man then the body is kind of irrelevant isn't it.

>>50466364
>autism chad
that doesn't exist and never will. all chads are stupid as fuck and the ones that rolled the lottery of being smart with above average iq and chad looks, they aren't called chads, they're called gods.
>>50467136
fuck off back to >>>/soc/ normalfag

>>50466364
You're posting on R9K so no, you aren't a chad in the least.

>>50466364
Weird jannies haven't took this one out yet

>>50467664
You act like normal fags haven't invaded this board for the last 3-4 years

>>50467459
Hey my birthday is next week and I'm turning 28 too, what date?

I turn 30 in exactly one week. Not sure what to think about it desu

but my wife and i are thinking about trying to have a kid and i'm looking at buying a family car. crazy times ahead

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>>50441275
Oh, not bad, as long as I'm high or drunk or not thinking about my mess of a "life".

t. 34

I should have a baby soon. If I wait too long my baby will have downs or something.

>>50444267
Move to America bro. As a foreigner, you will have a much easier time finding a woman, and financially you'll be better off.

How does it feel? to be.....the cock of the walk

>>50464613
bump fr discussions

>>50464613
bumpsps

>>50464613
bumping Iadds

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>>50464613
No crack for you.

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>>50464613
I order heroin from the darknet myself

>>50467790
Your email name is the pseudonym then.

>>50467859
this, and if they come after you; you're the victim

You ever see the show better call saul? The white guy who legally changes his name to a jewish name saul goodman. He changes it to get the other lawyers to respect him since most lawyers are jews. So you need to get a legal name change to succeed in the writing world.

>>50467719
>/r9k/ real quick can you be arrested and more for pretending you're jewish to a publishing company and having them find out and overreact in a real and very scary way? please respond asap
WhaT? No.

>>50467767
You sound like some short little uneducated nigger glutton. I want to watch you kill yourself.

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>>50467554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9vRkFnroUw

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Borderline
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQYSb3lw8xo

>>50466484
it could be other factors, I was shit liquid and black for ages.
fee health care you could get check up.

how much you drink?

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>>50466442
Did I tell you or did I not tell you. I'm in control here I control this reality

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>>50464414
>what are you up to?
trying not to fall asleep, I'm pooped after work, but I gotta squeeze in at least 2 hours of study time before I fuck off to sleep.

>>50467330
>trying not to fall asleep
same, I have been drinking and im on valium and I got hot food to eat
fuck study and work

>>50467204
done care enough
drink 70cl to a litre a day
>>50467249
uhhhhhh it ws on page ten

>>50466896
This sounds like that fucking thing they did in high school with the fake baby.
Glad I didn't have to do one of those.

>Education plan:
Anything but Public School, that shit is hell
>Quality of Food:
I'm a Chef, so anything she wants to eat
>Clothing quality:
Don't know, what do kids even wear?
>Hopes for child:
To grow up undamaged and unperturbed by her forceful adoption
>Amount of love willing to be given:
All of it
>Things you plan on teaching her yourself:
Anything school won't help with
>Types of punishments:
Don't know, punishing kids doesn't really work anyway
>Internet Supervision Intensity:

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>>50466896
>>50467643
>>50467695
>>50467729
>Education plan:
None/Homeschool.
>Quality of Food:
Anything and everything that's sludgy. Like porridge
>Clothing quality:
Poor. Thrift store quality at best.
>Hopes for child:
That they move out at 18 and never speak to me again.
>Amount of love willing to be given:
None.
>Things you plan on teaching her yourself:

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>>50466896
Wow i'd jump in instantly and fulfill everything as best as i could, who the fuck wants to work if you could just sit at home while caring for a kid?

>/r9k/ creates an entitled roastie: the thread
just judging by these responses alone good lord people

You are wrong retard. Stop eating so fucking much.

On another note
>tfw can't do squats because knees face inward

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my suggestion is to go vegan, you will be able to eat as much as you eat now, but everything will be processed fast because there is no complex protains or heavy fats to delay it

if you do that in 3 months you wont be able to smell a piece of pork without feeling full

>>50466893
We love you, anon, but you only want Stacey.

>>50466966
Fucking this.
Some advice for OP: actually try to study how women behave in public. Turn your dick off and watch what boring, unintelligent, degenerate people they are. They only thing they offer is something you can provide yourself with 5 minutes in the shower

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>>50467046
I've gotten to 3rd base twice, and I loved how cute they were and acted but I never look back on it or miss it. Sure it was nice but I don't care if it ever happens again. I've mostly given up relationships anyway as they prevent me from doing what I wanna do.

>>50466893

Because you touch yourself at night

Origigigigi

>>50467338
fuck stacey, I just want an ugly fembot gf with mental issues

>>50466927
Wow I have so much hair but not ever one on my back hands
gee wowee

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>>50466927
>tfw hair is now growing on top of your shoulders

Sayonara, shoulder pads.

>>50466927
I got scared when hair started growing on my toes

>hair literally everywhere, even toe knuckles
>but my beard and stache don't connect

>>50467784
mr frodo pls
youre just becoming a young man