Is it really true that girl parts smell like fish?
>>83635062ear wax doesn't have a smell
>>83635054My dick smells like fish if I don't wash it after I jack off.Maybe the fish smell is the uncut dick smell of the last guy that came inside?
>>83636083Once again virgin pussy is superior
>>83635054only if she had fish in the past 3 days
>>83636336So if a chain a woman in my basement and feed her strawberries the entire day, would her puss smell change? This could be revolutionary
What has the dating experience been like for anons over the age of thirty?
>>83636980>>83636987>>83637026I wish people would just be more open minded about the tism, but Mormons are genuinely impatient, angry, aggressive people. I've found that whenever anyone can indeed be patient we will often have very productive interactions, but the people who can or are willing to do this are few and far between. Even just getting into a conversation where someone can drop the normalfag social hierarchy shucking and jiving is rare, even when the other party has little reason to pretend (i.e. they're a loser). Does anyone else know what I mean?
>>83637054>but Mormons are genuinely impatient, angry, aggressive peoplenormies*
>>83636843It genuinely was quite cutesy. She was quite young in her ways, loved romance and little innocent displays of affection. When we first met it was like being a teenager or something.I just found it frustrating that I learned so much about her life, beliefs, family etc by asking questions while she rarely asked anything back. I remember after ~8 months of knowing each other she asked me what my last job (a pretty impressive job in a big city) had been and I found it so shocking that she had asked me something like that. When we first met she texted me that she was looking forward to learning more about me, but it kind of cooled off really quickly.Recently I went for a meal with some people including a girl I had crushed on a little last year, and this girl quietly asked me a couple of questions about my life etc and I felt so touched by that, and realized I needed that in a partner. This girl asked me and I felt that she was genuinely curious but not prying, just trying to have a pleasant conversation and treat me like a person. I miss the sex but I'm glad the relationship is over pretty much.
The "market" is getting better but the weigh of real life burdens and expectations takes away your silly romantic view of the magic of it all.At one point it becomes more about getting a supportive roomie and then see what happens than anything about your hopes and dreams and the future because that time of your life already passed for both of you anyway
>>83628297>dating experience???My life has been waking up, go to work, go to gym, come home, cook/shower/vidya, sleep. Every day. Until burnout. Now Im spiraling into insanity as I chug down the pills the psych gives me.
what actually is flirting instead of just being friendly men mix up so often?
It's more direct than just saying a situational complement. I think you can tell the difference in between something complimenting your outfit out of nowhere and a classmate encouraging you in your studiesLike there is more of an intention to get to know you more.
For some very odd reason the lie that you can pull a girl by "being autistic" is very prevalent among the users of this site.No one likes autists. They're unwashed, retarded, have atrocious attention spans, have no work ethic, are often in constant need of support, etc. etc. etc.Why would a girl want someone like that? Tell me.
>>83636476>Why would a girl want someone like that? Tell me.Because aspie dick slaps like none other. Once I fuck a bitch she's ruined for neurotypical men. Only animalistic retard sex gives women true satisfaction.
>>83636476this is retarded, women unironically love autists because they actually have a personality and ignore women like crazy, my autist friends all got pursued by women while my neurotypical(quasi) ass got left out
>>83636728>>83636749>They're unwashed, retarded, have atrocious attention spans, have no work ethic, are often in constant need of support, etc. etc. etc.Isn't what I said true though?
>>83636801Yes, and it's fortunate for me that none of that shit factors into female attraction.
>>83636801the constant need for support is very attractive for foids along with their retardation and attention spans
>those who can't make love, make warIs that why you're all so aggressive and lash out?
funny that you'd mention aggression since you are more passive-aggressive than a 13 year old girl with daddy issues
I can't put into words how pathetic and evil you are, punching down on incels like they're causing the literal war you normies are totally guilty of.
>>83637152It's a tranny. No one cares what it says.
Why do Western anons always portray Russia as this land of Traditionalism and Purity when the reality is literally the opposite?
Why do kikes cheerypick and can't ragebait worth shit? It's embarrassing. Was Russia promised to you 3000 years ago?
>>83637128>Was Russia promised to you 3000 years ago?Something something that one image macro explaining Khazaria so yes probably unironically
>>83636960Russians never called me an incel. Total hohol death
>Why do Western anons always portray Russia there's a lot of shills/literal kremlinfags online, anon, and the only ones bullshitting about "muh trad russia" are those guyspeople with functional braincells know russia's a shithole headed straight for demographic collapse thanks to glorious 3 day special military operation
>>83636960russshits are traditional, but in all the bad ways.
I was looking at cartel execution videos before I entered HS, never encountered any trouble. I think the vast majority of the people on /b/ during the early 2010s were kids too. How come society gives microphones to the 1 percent of people that are complete basedboys? No politician should be giving this guy the time of the day
>>83637097They actually already have a thing in mind and find people willing to repeat those topics.It's not as if it's an open debate where another guy says he didnt mind it
>>83637097Secondary trauma from seeing online gore is a real thing and it's something journos for example have to deal with. Mind you, life is also traumatic and if you think the existence of death means everyone should live in a sheltered hugbox, you're basically a contemptible weakling who hopefully exists as far from the reigns of power as possible.>I was looking at cartel execution videos before I entered HS, never encountered any trouble.Rotten.com in jr high for me and then Saddam's hanging and al-Qaeda beheadings in HS
>>83637097yeah, but I bet you're redpilled on the spic question
>>83637097Guy is a pussy. I've heard people burn alive on the internet and I am fine. Dude sees one suicide and 6 years later he looks like he saw a ghost lol.
>>83637097>ban remote controls because i tried to shove one up my ass when my parents cancelled my world of warcraft subscription.Ban dumb people.
i am a gay malei enjoy putting my penis inside the anus of other gay males for pleasurei do not enjoy the femalei find the female body utterly revolting in every aspecti only enjoy having sex with other people who also have penises because I find the penis extremely attractive and I find the male body extremely attractive and what I desire to put my seed inside of
>>83636092because the female is absolutely gross and just alien looking. males actually look human and normal.
>>83636019This is not in the Bible though
>>83636115lol I am an atheist (and also a scientist since I majored in biology) so I am everything bronze age sky fairy lovers hate lmao.
>>83636123Being an atheist is also a sin. You shouldn't do that.
>>83636019Being gay is awesome and holy, but being a sodomite is repulsive. Anal sex makes you much more likely to get an STI and anal cancer and incontinence. What you should do is be a gay side. Frotting and docking are the purest forms of faggotry for the following reasons:>lowest risk of STI infection of any sexual act>increased grip strength>increased intimacy due to eye-to-eye contact>synchronized and harmonized movement for maximum aestheticsTake the side pill
>only likes on dating apps are women who weight more then me>I am 190cm tall and have a normal weight and not balding>get zero likes on the big ones Never knew I was this ugly or are women really this super picky?
>>83636220dating apps are basically a meat menu, you're better off deleting them and attempting to date IRL before you get sucked down the incel pipeline
>>83636306I would not use them if I could, no idea how to date irl>inb4 just go to xy place and ask women out you know nothing about and don't have anything in common so they reject you and you are getting humiliated >inb4 they won't reject you and you can go to a place where women have the same interests as youThey will the few times I tried they all said no because I am shy with women (google love shy men).
>>83636420Just asking women out doesnt exist for regular guys.You get to know a woman through work, school, activity etc. If she expresses interest in you, then you can go ahead. Cold approaching is almost guaranteed to fail.
>>83636220They're just super picky, and even MORE picky on dating apps.
>>83636420>no idea how to date irlThe key is to stop looking to date and just be friendly.There is a lot here I won't take the time to explain, but just assume every woman you see is already taken, and start brief casual conversations with them rather than hitting on them or asking them out.
this lack of fatty foods in the house sucks, im going to have to be creative in maintaining my weight. vyvanse making me forget to eat is annoying too
they're gonna put a piece of cheese under a big box propped up with a stick and if you take it you get trapped in the box and they carry you away to fat camp
>>83636999im happy that me being fat makes you seethe
I'm a little surprised that you're as big as you are and forget to eat. I have that problem but only because I have been trying to get fatter for years by doing dumb things like $100 McD's trips or oil shakes.
I am a terrible person. Low-quality. I have nothing. There is nothing for me to have. I am not able to really believe in any kind of purpose or moral. I do not care for the world, nor for myself, nor for man in general. I don't want to be here. Despite my trying, every encounter I have with other people is bad (or at best mediocre) for them and they'd be better off not meeting me. I love, but I cannot make somebody feel loved nor otherwise help them or be good to them.I need to die. I have needed to die for a long time. I am still alive only through sheer apathy for what becomes of me, and through (unfortunately) having been given false hope when I've been at my breaking point. Please, I need to be encouraged to kill myself. Or direct me to a forum or a page with that sort of writing. Please. The only thing I need is a bit of motivation, a temporary emotional kick, a push to action. I don't know how to ask any better, but, can you help me?
I guess I am sorry for being so whiny and bloggy. But I am completely genuine. I want help
>>83636242At least do drugs before that those save a lot suicidal people
>>83636401I'm not really interested in trying to save myself any more, but sure, I'm willing to do that. I've only tried stimulantia. What are you thinking of?
>>83636411Forget about saving yourself doing drugs is just plain fun and probably better than what you're doing especially if your long term well being isn't important. Ig start with legal stuff, alcohol, caffeine, whatever your pharmacies hands out without prescriptions then look into what interests you, the psychonaut wiki is a good place to start.
honestly i did expect something. maybe this is its own kind. first last bump.
>be me decide today is gym self improvement arc >put on oversized hoodie headphones on no music playing >walk in immediately feel watched >see girl at squat rack >internal monologue do not look normal human behavior only >accidentally make eye contact >brain says she noticed my aura >start warmup curls with way too much weight >arms shake like phone on vibrate >drop dumbbell loud enough to reset the timeline >everyone looks >girl glances over for 0.2 seconds >internal monologue she is impressed by raw power >try to play it cool switch to treadmill >hit wrong button treadmill jumps to sprint speed Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
You're a narcissist. Work on that too
omg is this psyop?
homeboi felt safer castling kingside
>>83636492Chess is a 2d autism puzzle memorization game for indians. Inject it as you will with your fake ebonic affectation to try and breathe some gen z meme life into it. Two daycare students playing pat-a-cake is more dynamic and interesting than a game of chess
>>83636492Why do people still play this garbage game?only reason it was so popular once was because the soviet union was obsessed with getting a one up over the americans.why does anybody still care about this after their 100th match?
We dream of love And sleep without dream is life without love The moon - the dreaming star - hangs nightly over this sleep See yond that setting sun - that is where I hang my dreams
Silence is golden, my friend. And words are cheap. Put your words away like lesser coppers and spend them when you have something to say. Otherwise, drink up the golden nectar of the Olympians. Silence is golden, tis true. Does your silver tongue lap up the golden nectar all the same - by some alchemy? Mince not your words, friend. Tis the meat between the teeth that is my interest. My silver tongue picks it carefully, as it does with words.
she goes on her period and suddenly she's really mad at me but i didn't do anything so I'm apologizing for some strange overarching relationship meta crap that I don't actually understand
>>83636133yep. I'm not even ashamed. she's got a perfect body and a great face.
>>83636145>she's got a perfect body and a great face.the absolute state of coombrains lmfao
>>83635976>You don't have to lose temper in every case. She is being cold? Leave for 24-48 hours, no contact don't say a word. See how she reacts when you come back. She'll shower you with love and affection.if I leave like that then she'll choose that as the justification for her anger and she'll say that I leave her all the time
>>83636133Uhh we need asian pussy for our white wieners, sorry
>>83636133ALL LOOK SAME huh
