happy birthday CindyI hope you're happy with whatever guy you're with now
wish we could have at least fucked
>>51586874is this an r9k girl
>>51587357and /soc/ and various other boardsp. sure she's had at least 40 different guys from 4chan inside her over the past 5 years
>been with her for around 14 months>she's been faithful and loving and caring and generous>cute>really fucking stupid. literally doesn't understand blatant sarcasm and most jokes.>5'2>higher sex drive than me. at least twice a day when we are together.>her entire life is revolved around me.>she always talks about marriage>every fucking day>i realised recently that i don't want her to be the mother to my children, or my wife>i realised i've been losing feelings for her>i realised keeping her with me would be cruel.>i need to break up with her. i am sure about this, anonsMy only question is this:How the fuck do I do it?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>51585401And you're a needy bitch who cries at even the slightest bit of discomfort. (I'm just guessing what she would day about you).Truth is that both of you deserve each other. And you're an entitled shit.
>>51585401Do it. I've recently gone through a cute dumb gf situation too and the relationship dragged on much longer than necessary becausa I just couldn't bring myself to break her heart. It will feel bad at first but then you won't have to worry anymore.
>find a fat girl who is obssessed with me>just want to use her as a slampig (thanks to the anon who taught me this word)>she refuses to let me into her pants>HJ's whenever though>she clearly wants a relationship>all I want is to fuck her sometimesis this what chads feel like except with actually hot girls instead of ogres?
>>51585401Bro, she is just a drawing. It doesn't matter.
>>51585401Don't make it into a big thing. You may feel like you owe her a massive long novel about your dopey feelings but doing so will only lead to nothing.Your feelings are temporary anon you will find someone better soon.
You WILL fail and you WILL end up suffering immensely. Do yourself a favor and just live out your shitty life to the best of your ability.
>>51587205you have inspired me to reincarnate
>>51587221I hope not. It's horrible as it is. I hope I'll just overdose on painkillers an stop existing.I absolutely destroyed any chance left at having a good life. I'll stay in pain for the rest of my life. That's what I get for being an attention-whoring schizo tranny.
>>51587274>an stop existingthat sounds lovely and you're a man, right? it's what you deserve for being a rapist.
Energy doesn't just disappear, you're going to reincarnate into a Japanese girl in your next life and live an anime.
>>51587320this is true, the gods will see how miserable you were and turn you into the opposite of that. if you're unhappy you just have to kill yourself until you are happy.
>EY WITEBOI
>>51586714>notices musclesYou wboy cute
Oh fuck please don't rob me, I barely have any money
>>51586714Blacks should've never been enslaved, help spread awareness and ship them back home.
>>51586714Yuck black women are so fucking ugly. The bottom of the barrel trash women thank god for white women
>>51586714Why are these hypothetical cock hungry black and/or Hispanic girls always so racist? Why can't you post one where they politely ask for access to the bwc?
>main fetish is dick humiliation>have six and a half inchesIs my cock small enough to have sluts make fun of it to my face?
This is my fetish, specifically the guy having a tiny dick and cumming a lot in a very pathethic way with little to no stimulation.
>>51584395>have this fetish>don't have a small dickwhy
>>51577413This is the reason why being cut is better.
>>51575205As a 30 year old with a 4.5 inch dick, I would gladly trade with you bigger guys that have this fetish!
>>51580775>be really small and feminine looking>tiny dick, fuck being asian>physically weak and pretty much an absolute failure>weak genetics>not submissive at allI'm you but opposite
It's fucking over for me. It never even began.
The OVER and never began meme is literally a reddit meme. Fuck off and die.
>>51586596>warrior skullaka brachycephalic skull. usually low IQ, typical for slavs and niggers>"gay alien skull"aka dolichocephalic skullpopular among nordic ubermenschen
I get so incredibly fucking aroused by midriffs and tummiesNot fatties or thicc memeshit, like sometimes fit but usually slim tummies get me so unbelievably hard2D or 3DHow do I stop this? I just wanna be normal. Tummies arouse me more than tids and ass
>>51587090just beneath the skin are intestines and those intestines are filled with feces.
I'm 25 and you expect me to settle down with this? I'd rather be alone.
>>51587280HOW DARE YOU USE ELENA FOR YOUR SEXIST THREAD YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>51587305YOUR TIME IS UP ROASTIEYOUR MARKET VALUE IS DECREASING!
Let's get a titcow thread going! post pics of titcows or personal stories
>>51586693at least she's got those huge sausage nipples
>>51586746I think she was spic or half spic she said. Worse part about me not fucking those tits. About a week ago she was telling people that she is pregnant with her second kid (which would make her tits grow even more and lactate again) and she hesitantly asked me via text what would be the best way to tell her husband that he doesn't last that long when fucking and just rolls back to sleep after he cums.Meanwhile I am here fapping at the idea that I would go crazy with those tits lactating but being some states away so that is not feasible for me to go there. Life is not always fair
>>51586985I'd say it's worth it for the chance to be with an unsatisfied milf and get a titfuck lubed with milk
>>51586985I mean road trips are always worth it as long as you have other shit you are going to do
>>51587089>>51587027My mind doesn't want to destroy a crumbling marriage, but my dick tells me: Go and drain your balls all over those tits as much as humanly possible.
Hey losers,If you're like me with nothing to do but sit at home and drink like a sadboi, at least do it with strangers online.ITT:>what are you drinking?>favorite drinks?>any recommendations?>what are you listening to? And any other topic you care to think ofComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>51586998>2019>drinking alcoholJust man up and start doing xanax
>>51586998Drinking some homemade Fitzgeralds tonight. Tasty drink, pic related. I use a double shot of gin on ice, mix with lemon juice, tonic, and syrup. Top with some bitters and drop a cherry in the tumbler.
>>51587072fuck me that sounds amazing, i have to try that
>>51586998Laphroaig baby, Quarter Cask tonight but I love 10 too. If anybody's tried the other kinds please tell me if they're good, I'm too cheap to buy them otherwise>>51587028First of all, Xanax isn't tasty. Second benzos don't really do anything for me but make me black out.
>>51587081It really is, one of my favorites for sure. Has taken the edge off many a long day.
>The Flintstone House is a free-form, single-family residence in Hillsborough, California overlooking and easily seen from the Doran Memorial Bridge carrying Interstate 280 over San Mateo Creek.>In late 2017, new owners installed large oxidized steel sculptures of dinosaurs, a woolly mammoth, a giraffe, and Fred Flintstone in the yard.>The house was unpopular with some neighbors, and inspired the formation of a local architectural review board. In March 2019, the town of Hillsborough filed a complaint against the current owner of the house. The complaint alledges that the current owner's modifications are a "public nuisance" and that she did not receive the proper permits for her modifications.Someone can sue you in "the land of the free" if they think your house is too ugly.
>>51584988I hope your shitty house falls down with you inside it
>>51582817We are talking about the design of someone's house not whether they run a pre-tween fight club in the basement.
I wish I lived in this house.
>>51581661Depends on where you live. I lived in apartment where the average electric bill was only $50 and I had central air.
>>51582817Why don't you just move to north korea where big daddy government makes all the mean people conform to moralfaggotry.
>Be NEET>Like cutting>Get a little too into it, enjoy watching my own blood spatter everywhere>Parents find some of it and the knife>They stash all the knives away>Mfw after months of convincing they've brought them back out and I just finished dripping my own blood all over my legs
>>51587161Stop, you tard.
post pics or homosex and gay, very
I cut myself by accident once and I have never felt such a better rushI'm trying my very hardest to avoid feeling depressive for long so I'm not temptedcutting is bad, please don't hurt yourself :(
>>51587177But it's fun>>51587191Just finished cleaning up the blood sadly, I have to be quick about it these days. I would show the cuts but they're not that impressive, deep but slim. It was gloriously thick today though, like long goopy strands as it fell from my arms.
>see co-worker pass by>"what's up stacy?">don't remember how she replied but i remember it didn't make any sense>pointed her fingers at me kinda like pic relateddid she sperg out or is she fucking with me?
Is anyone else exclusively attracted to:>Girls who browse /r9k/>And play video games (for the story)>And watch anime >And like extreme rape fantasies>And have mental illnesses >With emotionally absent fathersI can't be the only one, surely.
>>51585223Wow, she's incredibly cute. If you've got more like this, dump them.
>>51584807Who gives a shit about who you are attracted to, you demented incel? Damn, you retards suffer from some kind of narcissistic disorder
i just want to piss on every femanon that posts here
Everyone post fembot folders, even just a screenshot. I want to get an overview of lesser known girls over the years
>>51586812Fuck off fem"bot". This isn't your board.
oye vey goyim, das antisemitic
>>51587088Let's go a bit further, forget Jewish blood sacrifice rituals. You're a trash parent if you treat your children violently, or even think about doing so. The same with trying to warp their opinions and behavior with promised rewards and punishments. That makes you an extremely despicable person.
