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/r9k/ is so slow these days. What the fuck is happening? I need moar dopamine
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>>84474785
I try to make comfy threads sometimes but I haven't mastered the art of making comfy threads
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>>84474789
Well I'm a wagie sooo not much time to browse, interact, and wait for (You)s on every thread. Especially since with the spur.us I have to watch what I'm saying, and only post on another device and IP
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>>84474811
yeah, when I was a wagie I was barely posting but I was reading a lot more (during my lunch breaks)
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>>84474727
I don't care how dead 4chan is since I'm a infamous 4chan e-girl and people always show up to my posts to namedrop my alias no matter how dead the boards seem
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>>84474829
chickn?
>you have been muted by the gay faggot retard bot

I HATE FUTANARI!!!! YOU'RE RUINING MY EXPERIENCE ON RULE 34!!!!
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You can block it fag
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>>84474777
Same

>>84474830
The main problem is that lots of futanari also include shemales, so you'll be blocking stiff you might like.
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>>84474830

>look up character or good artist
>majority is futanari
>use -futanari
>barebones catalog

Yeah, I know how to use tags. That's not the point. I hit the trips of truth anyway, you're fake and gay.

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Don't do drugs, homie.

Antichrists will try to convince you to do drugs. Don't fall for their bullshit.

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1777643635869087.webm

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What makes this man so fucking gorgeous?
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>RDT_20260501_194636 (1).mp4
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>>84474810
perhaps it has something to do with your gayness?
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>>84474810
His eyes, his smile, and mostly his beautiful brown skin color. Oh how I would love to hold him in the morning and hug him.

if he starts to get suspicious

use the word scam

SCAM SCAM SCAM

and stop replying to him

If your penis is less than 5 inches long what is the point in even trying? No woman will ever be satisfied with such a small penis.
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>>84470871
i always think its funny anytime you see cuckold couples because the female is literally always unfuckable and ugly, and its even better in pics like this where the guy is actually very clearly cuter
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>>84470871
My penis is 7.5inches and i've never had sex at 25. I've also never tried.
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>>84474575
who are the guys behind calcsd and what motivations would they have to fairly represent across ethnicities?
what reason should i have to trust them?
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>>84474571
i can make you worse
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>>84474695
I'm liberating myself from lard.

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Its unfair, they dont even have to be hot or in shape to get prime white pussy. So unfair i wish i was them
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>>84473945
maybe you should date a nigger
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>>84474469
Its about the player field and backing anon, ugly blacks with the state and corporate buffs will do better than ugly whites and reach mid to high whites performances, now without it in neutral fields they may draw with ugly whites, being slightly better or worse, like in south america, or be worse in other places with debuffs. Op thinks being black is better because of the server he is in, but its not necessarily the case around the world.
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>>84473971
No maybe you should kys
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Youre all going to kill each other before then
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>>84474640
meanwhile foreigner hours posts are all bluepilled cucks talking about trying harder

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The job market is worse than the dating market. I have 13 GCSE's, 2 college diplomas, have been working since age 10 and I'm literally trapped at part-time minimum wage work since there is zero opportunity to advance career wise and rampant nepotism means if you aren't networking/can't network you are doomed. Every single boss I have ever had has been less qualified than me. School dropouts decide whether to give me a minimum wage job or not. Employers are literally beckies who only want gigachad master degrees to work a cashier job in walshart. I got turned down from McDonalds even though everyone there is a stoner school flunkee or criminal. It is fucking over. Managers refuse to consider me for promotion despite praising my work ethic above all of my peers. They expect you to be fully available to dedicate your existence to an 8 hour contract.
>muh degree
University in the current year is an actual clownfest filled with the most retarded mentally ill art/psych/humanities degree subhumans on the face of this earth, niggers are given scholarships from the taxpayer and the rates of admissions have quadroopled while overall standard for graduation have plummeted. The average IQ of university graduates has fallen with the global rate, while student loans have skyrocketed. Everyone and their dementia-ridden mother now has a uni degree so they are worthless. Everyone I know who graduated is now working in a supermarket stacking shelves. You must either conform or they want you dead. Even when you do get a job, they leverage this over you at every opportunity like some helicopter parent where they can micro-manage every single interaction in the real world and fire you at a moments notice because you said something they don't like, or god forbid you acted in a way that is (((socially problematic))) while these subhumans drink themselves into comas and slam STD infested whores on a weekly basis. Every single normalnigger needs to die.
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>>84473404

College is now the NORMIEZONE instead of being a place for intellectuals to build each other and broader society up.
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>>84473465
you're like 40-50 years late on that mate
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>>84473404
didnt read and wont read
just move out of america simple as that
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>>84473404
so which will be completely replaced first by AI, the dating market with maid sexbots, or the job market with suit sexbots?
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>>84473471

I didn't say anything about when it started. I'm not late on anything.

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Why are men starting to become homosexuals?
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>>84473270
Imagine you have to win a man dressed as a woman in order to have sex.

So unnatural and shitty...
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>>84473270
i think there's something to the idea that masturbation is gay, like you're jerking off a dick, it just happens to be yours but it's really not that much different from doing it to another bloke
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>>84474601
>it's really not that much different from doing it to another bloke
But it is though. I like it more when I do it to another guy.
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>>84474608
yeah i'd imagine so, it usually feels good to help others & you're getting positive feedback from another living being, you brought another man to completion, like beating a video game level. It still speaks to my point though that so long as we accept masturbation (especially while watching porn [all porn is cuck porn]) we are already homosexual just from that alone, we would need to go full religious priest things to actually be straight
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>>84473270
Because young men watch way too much porn, obsess over dick and balls, eat onions and were raised with grooming media on YouTube and TV. The world doesn't even have any idea how fucked young men are today, a huge chunk of them don't even want to fuck physically and want to roleplay through text as their fetish as some unrealistic anime model made on blender by some horny russian with too much time on his hands. Women today are uglier, covered in disgusting tattoos and are so sociopathic that they can't even pretend to be attracted to anyone.

Also, that webm is a prime example of luring cumbrain nigger men into the tranny pipeline. I'll admit that I've done it, I went and got my dick sucked by a femboy at a bar one night and all I can think about that now is if he had any STD'S. But let's see if the anon's who read this focus on the first paragraph or the second.

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Anons I know most of you dont read but if I were to interest you in one novel to read it'd be Reverend insanity. Nothing in western literature canon matches up to it and you'll be a changed person after reading it. Take 30 minutes out of your life just to read it anons before you judge me
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>>84474204
i've read a few webnovels and this was painfuly mid compared to most. the only thing it had going for it was that it had a good translation.
that said, i'm 'only' like 500 chapters in. unless you mean that "it gets good 1000+ chapters in", it's nothing to write home about.
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>>84474531
at 500 you finished the 3 kings arc which is one of the highlights so if you're not drawn in by that point it's not for you. there are some super cool satisfying things that happen later tho. more interested in those other better novels you read im totally out of material
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>>84474531
In the end taste is from person to person and what they are like, if you like Twilight doesn't mean you will like RI and vice versa, it still don't change that both are popular, novel taste is more subjective as it taps into the iq range of the people who read it, meaning different people like different things and that similar people like similar things.
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>>84474204
Listen, I like the whole cliches in my webnovels and xianxia-isms but its not high literature. You just found today's equivalent of a pulp magazine. A solid eighth of the early novel is him doing basic arithmetic with how many stones he has. The prose is also in the gutter because it's amateur writing being translated by an amateur fan translator.
I enjoy it, but you're fellating it so hard i could've filtered this thread as porn spam.
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>>84474644
Sometimes simplicity is best sign of intelligence where you can break down complex ideas into such digestible format that normie scum like me can understand

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>"What you don't shave your ass?"
>All my friends laugh at me

Why are all my friends faggots? What kind of man shaves their ass?
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>>84473542
same thing used to happen to me in hs and then once i got out of it my austistic ass started shaving everything under my eyes
never get ashamed by what others tell you
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>>84474155
Nah I basically killed you bro
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>>84474668
no i killed you worse dumbass
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>>84473542
Why did they see your bare ass to begin with?
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>>84473542
My friends used to make fun of me for not shaving my pussy and now I see bush praise on instagram all the damn time

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I'm such a weirdo. I am so horny I started gazing at women asses. I will even twist my neck for it. I am starting to show negro behavior. God help me.
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>>84472742
wait you're saying that's not normal?
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Going to the mall is scary
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>>84472695
>>84471235
>>84470980
white girls are so fucking gorgeous
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>>84470980
i never understood why doing that is supposed to be a problem
like lets be honest im never going to touch a woman no matter the way it is so why cant i ever stare at them motherfucker
its not my problem you were born a chad and i got to avoid natural selection at birth and now have to still deal with it until the day i die
>>84474676
also this
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>>84473619
do white teen girls love asian men

Thread for discussions about selfharm and mutual support

posting since I'm hoping someone else is having fun right now

>How are you doing today?
>Any plans for today?
>When was the last time you hurt yourself?
>Why did you hurt yourself?
>Is there anything bothering you right now?
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Hello friends, hope you're all doing well.
Today I'm going on an adventure that I'm probably out of my depth for on not much sleep, but I should have some cool pictures to share. I'll try to get a power nap in before I go. If you don't hear from me tomorrow there's a non-zero chance I've been detained by immigration.

>>84465312
>i find it crazy on the other side of the world, there's really that much demand for cheesecake factory...
Me too. Weirdly we were able to get a table last night which confuses me even more. Wednesday is primetime there, apparently.
It was pretty good. About $20 each after splitting a main and a cheesecake.
>I'm torn between trying to bulk and cut quickly before cosplaying Toji or maintaining my lead physique
How buff do you need to be for that?
I'll need to stay pretty lean for mine so I should probably try to eat better...
>Know lots of kids who can't handle loose file installs. But I guess older people can't either
It's kind of weird how there's about a 20 year period where the masses learned how to use computers but it just kind of ended. I feel like the economy will just collapse once I'm retired.
Incidentally my grandad could use a PC much better than my father. But he was a big nerd.

>>84466575

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>>84472662
Best of luck with your finals!

>>84472719
>I think you and discanon are the others who drop in early sometimes
It's quiet evening hours for me, so it's nice to have people to talk to.

>>84472721
Got anything fun planned in Stockholm?

>>84473881
>thinking about moving countries at this point. The job market has just gotten that rough.
I ended up doing this and it was pretty good decision. Where are you thinking of moving?
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>>84473881
>trying to find a job sponsership overseas
what places you looking?
> job market has just gotten that rough.
I've heard it's rough all over though too sadly... Hope you get something better. It's disheartening to see people study and work in areas that were supposed to be in demand to find things this hard

>>84474113
>i used this one.
that looks amazing and is exactly the type of thing I had in mind when saying this
> i feel like the chili is too watery if you don't add some sort of ground meat
never made it without it, good to keep in mind. Most chili recipes I've followed I used because were simple and didn't need a whole lot of ingredients I didn't already have around
> overly complex or a test of your skills.
agreed, real life is doing enough of that
>not like that game didn't already have a very active porn community
never even played the game but some well aware of this

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how do i cut beyond the surface/skin level
can any of you do it on demand or basically only on impulse?
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>>84474223
>Wednesday is primetime there, apparently.
guess it's a nice break in the middle of the week, but not something you'd want to do on the weekend?
>splitting a main
I may be one of the few people alive who can finish those main dishes...
>How buff do you need to be for that?
Sorry, i forget not everyone has seen jjk, but picrelated is the character. I'm muscular lean and feel like I just wanted to get bigger, but I'm probably in good shape because I'm not skinny and I get the ab pop effect wearing a compression shirt (kinda awkward wearing one if you don't get that since it looks bad otherwise) so i'm probably overthinking.
Of course you can also be stick thin and still do, since that's just cosplay in general, but i refuse to do characters that are too much of a stretch
> should probably try to eat better...
how long till you do that anyway?
>feel like the economy will just collapse once I'm retired.
as much as I feel near term potential of AI is a bit exaggerated, it's not going away and it's already making people dumber
> my grandad could use a PC much better than my father.
pretty neat, always outliers


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I don't even feel sad anymore I feel a burning anger
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>>84474625
>"I miss the comfort in being sad"
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>>84474625
Are you sure that's just not your ass, after I deliver this sweet burn to it? Seems like that's where you talk a lot from, so let me deliver it right to your fa-ace.

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It's crazy how low of a correlation there can be between having a degree and being in touch with reality.

Fuck this zipperhead bitch.
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what is the video about?
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>>84474440
Yeah what did she say OP? I'm not going to watch a podcast, especially of she's a retard like you say.
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>>84474452
>>84474460

Rehab Room clipped some segments of her. I'd seen her videos before Rehab's and knew she was full of crap.

https://youtu.be/p-ygglpjsok?t=843
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i watched that. she just blames porn. dont think she mentioned once how social media has inflated the egos of women to absurdity and beyond. if you take porn away from men theyll jerk off to their imagination. if you take social media with all the attention and validation away from women they will literally go insane and end up in a psych ward
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>>84474440
Every attractive female already has a masculine partner. We're competing for scraps as sub 5 men. I'm sticking with porn. I am the 60%.


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