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Fear the incel
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It's funny how incels are literally just ugly angry virgins venting about shit on plebbit, and normalfags are literally shaking at the thought of their existence. Go on twitter and look up "incel" as a keyword, shit's a goldmine. They're genuinely afraid for their lives lmao
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I don't have to fear anything because I know their awful genes won't produce anything other than a stain on a rag/chair/floor/etc.

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Have you ever tried a cum cocktail?
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No, unless I was with someone who wanted me to and I actually liked them.
>this is journalism
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vice is one of those websites that is entertaining almost solely for the comment sections. every comment section is basically 100% negative towards the writer. it's like nobody actually enjoys any of their articles and, on the contrary, actively despise what they do and are unabashed in calling them garbage writing

jezebel is similar.
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no fucking way this is real, the world is doomed
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this gave me boner
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>>47002849
These guys get more sex than me

I've heard that when you go to a club in sweden the girls come to you, any swede anon's that can confirm this?
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>>47004652
good luck, i know how tough it can be to gather up the courage to take that first step
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>>47004700
Thanks anon. She's one of the few students that still go to class, so I'm hoping I can catch her and just start a simple conversation with her.
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>>47004318
If you're hot yes it can happen. Won't be the 9/10 Staceys doing it though, and you will still need to do most of the work. Basically girls will come sit next to you on a couch and expect you to take it from there, or walk up to you and talk a bit and give you the chance to woo them or whatever. Not really much different from approaching yourself.
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>>47004373
what do you gain from roleplaying on an anonymous forum?
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>>47004329
Wrong. Middle eastern and other asian muslim country descent (no dilution).

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How did Brian pull this off?
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>>47004940
>>>9fag
ori

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What biscuits do you like?
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>>47004808
The "Chicken in a" kind.
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>>47004850
Those are biscuits. Cookies are a type of biscuit.
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>>47004850
Those are biscuits, these are cookies.
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>>47004863
Thanks for the lesson Muhammad!
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>>47004863
THOSE ARE COOKIES
THESE ARE FUCKING BISCUITS

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Why are redheads so cute
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>>47004745
Freckles my nigga and asuka is top teir wafui
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>3dpd
>Cute
You normalniggers disgust me.

>he fell for the therapist / psychiatrist / psychologist meme
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>>47004722
>get paid to sit on your ass and say
>but how does that make you feel
>just bee yourself :^)
>here take these pills goy
I need to get the fuck on this gravy train
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>>47004792
It takes a large amount of work in college (Not hard, just lots of it) but you make bank, at least as a psychiatrist. Been working in the same place for 6 years and I make 193k a year. Shit's rad.
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>>47004908

>Been working in the same place for 6 years and I make 193k a year. Shit's rad.
Chef at Wendys?

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>Become a MAN, bucko
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Is this guy getting rich and famous off the sad guys who grew up without fathers so they buy his books to feel like he's their dad?
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>>47004147
I don't think intentionally but it's definitely a large portion of his income.

He's getting more famous off of centrists who finally have a bigger brain big brain to leed them.

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poor hannah...

why didn't you save her
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>>47004584
how would i be able to save her? the whore is genuinely retarded and she brought it all on herself. this is not /r9k/, why are you ironic faggots promoting this stupid bitch again? let her rot
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Wait what is this all about? Who is she and what happened?
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>ywn kidnap Hannah and drive her back to her parents house in Texas
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>>47004746
its r9k nu waifu, she replaced Ziara Whorean last week. look her up on google reverse image search. very popular already.
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>>47004584
>r9k worshipping a literal blown out pornstar thot
Every day I question why I still come here

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why is that that robots dont just find a 5/10 to settle for?
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>>47003568
Switch around "robots" with "a 5/10" and you have your answer.
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>young, healthy looking, clean and light skinned girl

>5/10

lol this is why you guys are having trouble. That girl would make you cum like a fountain
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Robots will never settle down because despite being absolute shit tier we're the pickiest bunch of males around due to the fact that we see any girl who has ever had any sort of interaction with another male as "used goods" and "impure". Finding a "pure" girl in this day and age is like trying to find a diamond in a mountain of cow shit and it's due to this pickiness that we are destined to be alone forever unless we one day grow up and get over the fact that girls have sex.
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>>47004791
How is "light skinned" an attractive trait?
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>>47004830
To be honest I have no preference for skin color, but you shouldn't be surprised to know there's a lot of white racist neckbeards on r9k who think they're the most oppressed demographic in the world.

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Who here is a nightguard? Starting this Thursday night. Gonna watch SOOOO much anime.
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>>47004415
You just need to say your only availability is night shift.
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>>47003036
Do I need to go to the gym to be a night guard?
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aw shit nigga this is my thread.
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it gets depressing as fuck after awhile
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>>47004610
I'm 6'0 and around 125 lbs so no.
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>>47004486
What if they ask you why are you available only at night?

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Pic of the 17 year old whose heart I received for my heart transplant in 1998.
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>>47001755
Did you gain his memories too? I heard that happens
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>>47004237
Was he a spic? Do you like tacos now?
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Wonder how he'd feel like, knowing that his promising young life ended to keep a miserable incel who probably hates his life alive.
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>>47001755

really you should both be dead.
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>>47004814
Why do you say that, robot?

Wakey wakey wagie wagie. Dont want to be late for work. Mr Shekelstein expects you there 30 minutes early to have you work the first half hour for free. Ive heard rumors you are going to be replaced soon if you keep up your lackluster performance. We cant have that now can we? After all someone has to provide for us NEETs.
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>>47004311
I do exactly what you do except I: make a great living, have friends, have a hot French girlfriend, and contribute to society like a man is supposed to.
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>>47004394
So uh... what're you up to on /r9k/ bud?
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>>47004424
I'm 30 years old and been on 4chan since it's first years. r9k was never designed to accommodate permavirgin college-baby rejects. I even banged a couple sluts I met off this board.
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>>47004717
Wow thats cool you're like a legend dude I wish I was that cool
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>>47004717
>30 years old
>Gloating about having sex

Sure bud :^)

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>fighting with my girl
>say it's better if I left now and go
>she shouts at me as I get out the door and into my car
>receive text when I get home
>"You're so fucking frustrating"
>read but don't reply
>next day
>write her and tell her that I understand if she's angry with me
>says she is
>ask her if we can make amends somehow
>she doesn't respond

I fucked up, didn't I?
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What happened? It sounds like you two love eacother, you'll make up
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>>47003885

baka i thought you were going to be an alpha and ignore her until she begged you to come back because of the picture. baka cuck
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>>47003901
Hesistance regarding feelings.

>>47003912
I knew that'd probably work, but I wanted to show her that I care, no matter the outcome. Actually, if she doesn't want me anymore now, that's okay.
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this happened a few times with my gf when you'll extend an olive branch like that and they'll just not respond and assume it's over and that you're coming over later and just do other shit acting like it's all normal and expecting you to come over that night when really they haven't even responded to the text.

i would text again like, "should i come over?" or something
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>>47004810
>>47003885

just take control
go and see her if that's what you want to do
if she acts bitchy just leave again and let her call/text you

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I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters and a black teenager shouted "This nigga eating beans!" and the room erupted in laughter.
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>>47004528
No that's not me

>>47004538
see
>>47004556

I just really like them. Here in CaliWali we call a bag of baked beans a Hasty Henry. It's more common than you think
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I swear to god the original greentext was about green beans not baked beans. But then normies got ahold of it and corrupted it to shit as usual
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>>47004618
The original is from Twitter
Guy posted pic with beans spilled everywhere in a theater
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>>47004643
Impossible. O don't believe it for a second.
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>>47004446
>being that nibba who be eating beans


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