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Being a sigma female means being misunderstood by those who don't wish to understand
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>>85464382
Wanting to please your partner should be a desire throughout the marriage, and be present well *before* the bedroom dies.
Selfish marriages are how you get a high divorce rate
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>>85464349
>Do you think there's a benefit to minimalism and divorcing from most material things in ascending spiritually?

I think that goes together naturally.
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>>85464349
ultimately we cannot divorce ourselves completely from the physical plane but thats not gonna stop me from dedicating physical things towards larger purpose
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>>85464458
You make a good point.
Bit of a different style for picrel, may switch things up
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>>85464472
>dedicating physical things towards larger purpose
My goal is the same

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You can literally be a kissless virgin peatarian bio-feminist (noble) and radfems will still try to paint you as a rapist
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they compare not to your average bathroom wall shit smearer
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>>85464523
Strange comparison

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I find this particular poster (the one replying to OP's thread) to be quite bemusing. Thank you anon for making this hellhole of a board a bit more bearable
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>>85464377
>another dickriding thread

its all so tiresome.
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>>85464388
In a sea of despair it's nice to have some appreciation every once and a while
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may your bathroom walls be covered in shit
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>>85464388
shits in my hand and flings it at you

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>wake up
>open /r9k/
>90% of threads are shit
Guess today I can take a day off. Board's quality is already bad without me.
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>>85464437
>another namefag attention whoring thread

its all so tiresome.
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smearing shit on public forum thread reppies

>Now this may sound harsh to some of the posters on this board but I beleive everyone involved in this story should die
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>>85463638
quote is from Norm Macdonald methinks
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>>85463629
Ex seems like the type of guy that likes to watch them fuck
Also imagine the threesomes
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Never end up like the ex-husband, lads.
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>>85463629
Why do they all look like that?
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reddit innit

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Every decision I've ever made has been the wrong one
Now I'm 30, stupid, lonely, can't get a full tome stable job, have borderline high cholesterol, and this feeling of unease that never goes away
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>>85462985
I chose to eat the cheese though
And get an overly expensive apartment like a dumbass
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I have the solution, shoot yourself in the head, that one's on the house put it on my tab don't worry about it that one's on me fahgettt about itt
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>>85462778
>somehow someone's life is a catastrophic failure
>hmm maybe something is going on? Maybe we should investigate? Maybe it's something medical or spiritual?
Anyways ngmi demon worshippers and mkultraists, I don't care I'm not going to take responsibility for your actions.
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>>85462993
You are a dumb cheese freak. That is you. Embrace it. Devour the cheese. Waste money on dumb shit. That's your essence.

You were only ever going to be this. Your DNA, your environment, and random happenstance all combined to make you this. Appreciate it. You only get the one life, and this one is uniquely yours.
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I've made plenty sound decisions yet these normalfag cunts make sure i never succeed.

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Say NO edition.

https://erowid.org
https://psychonautwiki.org
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>>85462826
OP's image wasn't an anime girl, so we were doomed from the start
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There's nothing sweeter than scratching your nut sack on oxys and meth. I think I'm about to scratch a hole right through.
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>>85462826
a reply every couple hours saves the thread.
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>>85462169
every night my wigga

tonight i walked to the dispo even though i told myself no weed until the end of the semester. whoops. at least i can get high on my walk tomorrow
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>>85462826
iirc a lot of fags moved to a dicksword so the threads usually die really fast now
its a shame and it was very sudden too

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This board has legitimately become unusable. This isn't my main board, but I have regularly checked here since around 2015. The entire board has literally just become retards pretending that there are women and others pretending to be women.
>would moids date a chubby foid???????
Literally kill yourself immediately. The rest of the posts are people talking about their degenerate fetishes, like wanting to fuck their mom and diapers. What the fuck happened to /r9k/
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>>85464228
>retards pretending that there are women
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>>85464228
>The entire board has literally just become retards pretending that there are women and others pretending to be women.
The "no camwhoring go to /soc" rule really ruined this board inadvertently by disallowing the good 'ole "tits or gtfo" method.

Newfags and tourists don't realize that it was less about seeing tits, and more about proving someone claiming to have tits actually has them so that there isn't a massive wave of people pretending to have tits for attention online (this was the way /b/ was, before "tits or gtfo" started, too).

They should amend that rule so that posters are allowed 1 (one) selfie uploaded per thread, just for verification of tit-having-status.
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>>85464305
The problem is these whores would rather show tits than gtfo
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op is canadian XD
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4chan isn't bouncing back from the pandemic. Anyone worth a shit got chased off by the wojak kids. On top of that now the third world likes posting on English speaking forums.

This is just how the internet is. Anyone joining in now is likely a child who shouldn't even be here. This is reality and it's only going to get worse and more strange.

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Im an idiot for thinking that reality is something you can find
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>>85464417
>another porn addiction thread

its all so tiresome.
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>>85464417
That looks so much better than shaved pussy.

I found this post on Reddit.

>i literally hate being indian i seriously think it ruins my life. its the most disrespected ethnicity ever and nobody cares. I get all these videos about these cool people from the caucus mountains like Georgia and Azerbaijan, central asia eastern europe all these people are so easily proud of their ethnicities but i literally just cant be. sometimes i go to these places and i am so exited because of the cool sights and things to see and end up wanting to go home just because im brown and its clear nobody wants me there by the looks they give me. And i dont really look very stereotypically indian i suppose to people mistake me for other places all the time, which i think they do just because they dont want to accept that im indian as well and honestly i let them it just makes life easier. all my friends from other countries ive visited have eventually made jokes about indians and it made me realize these people literally just dont know i am indian otherwise they never wouldve been friends with me. For example this girl i was friends with in georgia didnt know so she made a shitty joke, i told her im indian and shes like no way, you dont look indian though so your good like what do you mean im good it literally feels like a curse. and on top of that im sick while writing this and i hate being msick.
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>>85463106
It's funny how they can come into a foreign country and find themselves in the upper classes but yet still claim racism because some white girl didn't give them pussy. Meanwhile if you are a white man, any woman you date gets shamed and labelled a self hater for being with you.
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>>85463012
Every indian has a huge inferiority complex, and it shows. They're also insufferable, chaotic, and inept. They made internet a hellhole with their disgusting behavior. They're also by far the most racist, even the worse /pol/ chud is unironically more open minded than the average indian online.
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Benchod thread
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>>85462971
People in Caucasus looks just like Pajeets Lol.
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>>85462971
Sissyjeets love getting BLACKED

Would your survive the anti trans conversion therapy camp?

https://www.reddit.com/r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb/s/EJU0oOBjqd
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>>85463082
charge more for being "gentle"
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>>85462900
i just saw a documentary on the shit you do to each other and its fucking evil
youre nothing but psychopaths and sadists, lacking absolutely any humanity so you have no objection to murdering an entire village of civilians
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>>85462874
>i am a sissy and want to submit to other men
>well if that's the case we'll have to send you to a concentration camp where you'll be brutally tortured into submission by other men until you don't want to be a sissy who submits to other men anymore
retard logic
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>>85462874
Notice it's always manlets doing this shit?
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>same height as the kids he's yelling at

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Does today mark the first day we let a rinkle thread die?
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>>85464227
If she wanted me to
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>>85464270
Hot. Are you a diaper girl or into diaper girls?
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>>85464288
I'm a diaper girl and into other diaper girls
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>>85464307
Fucking unicorn. It's bad enough being a guy trying to find girls into this.
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>>85463958
I don't know why, but she's perfect

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So do any of you guys see a future for yourselves?
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>>85463006
Why do you claim to care , wtf is wrong with you?
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will be here until it's time to go. the world won't remember any of us, even the greatest in our times will be like ozymandias some day. none of this matters.
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>>85463006
I'm college educated and work in the medical field so I'm permanently middle class and comfortable at the very least. Now, will my future be filled with friends and a wife? Probably not.
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>>85463870
when you're older, life is pretty joyless, and the primary joy you experience is from watching your children do fun things. Going to Disneyland as an adult without kids is a pointless experience. But if you go with your kids, you can watch them have fun.
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>>85463006
i'm just waiting for the sweet release of death. i've had enough of this bullshit called life. the only reason i'm still alive is this annoying indomitable human will to survive. it wont let me rope. maybe there's a pill for that or something but my broke ass couldnt even afford it. I'm too poor to afford easy rope solutions (guns, drugs, hemlock) and too scared to use the cheap options (starvation, drowning, hanging, throwing myself under a train). God ignores my pleas every night to kill me in my sleep. He demands I suffer through life and not give up just because others dont have to try as hard as I do. He doesnt realise this blatant unfairness breeds so much resentment that even if i ascend i'd be too angry at how much more effort it took me. i just want to restart my playthough with a different build and character. this one sucks. how am i supposed to beat the final boss (have sex with literally one person) with a build this shit? Everyone is getting laid like it's supposed to be normal and easy or something, meanwhile i'm a 31-y-o truecel, and i'm not even allowed to complain about it because
>>Hurr sex isnt everything you know!
well if it's not then why is it everywhere? In every song. in every book. in every film. why is a lack of it an insult? and why is a lack of it driving me to suicide? i just want this pain to end. someone please come kill me

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According to my butt the time is butt-o clock in the buttnoon
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>>85464100
Your ass hair is interfering with the calculation, anon.
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butt o clock indicates its time to smear shit on public restroom walls
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>>85464100
>all those buttoning and unbuttoning
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>>85464100
https://voca.ro/1kHwkzcdDaSh

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>tfw the new semester begins tomorrow
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i finished my degree and now im back to being a NEET playing bibeo gaems all day lol. nobody will hire me
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>>85464327
it's the last day of neeting
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>>85463764
Sweet young innocence.
You don't really comprehend what does await you past college doors
>infinite semester forever
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>>85463764
Have you tried working? It's even more shitty considering you don't get spring/summer breaks ever again lol.
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>tfw classes don't start until the 2nd because of labour day
this is the one time it pays to be a leaf
what courses are you taking anon? im doing linear algebra and psychology, cant take any more because i failed a lot of courses due to severe mental illness which has only recently been diagnosed.


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