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Got a gf but her tits not big enough. What to do bros?
Get her pregnant. It's easy to do if you have the gf already.
fpbp oreooreo
Get her fat
These, only options unless you want to convince her to get fake tits but thatll be hard to do if shes not already a massive whore, and nothing compares to the reaI thing
Appreciate what you have.

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Let me clarify this once again. Loneliness is a male attributed feeling that foids are not capable of feeling.
>see pic
This goblina had kept a man during this entire ordeal.
If this was a man, he'd be alone forever.
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Oh well, now that i see it, usually acid victims have eyes problem, her eyes look fine
More like this?
Ugly (Horrifying?) to cute.
i bet this girl became a total slut after the jaw inplant
She looked like Roger Ebert in the left, though if you cover her chin her upper face still looked attractive.
What's up with her eyes? They look like normal hazel eyes on the right but look like dirty marbles on the left.
explain it

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Females on the internet are so fucking retarded, it's like their brain has been rotted by twitter speak

XY chromosome logical response to "your music taste is weeb trash and you're a retard"
response from XY individuals: "lol stfu retard" or "yeah i like weeb music, how could you tell posts image of gigachad"
XX chromosome UNlogical response to "your music taste is weeb trash and you're a retard"
response from XX individuals: "uuuuhhhhmmm ackhtually, it's not trash a lot of work has been put into it, saying weeb trash is racist because it implies that it's bad because it's foreign, if you dont like it dont listen to it, it's very rude of you and you're being a dick, and I also really hope you can reclaim that R slur"
At this point in time, the phenomenon you describe isn't just on the internet. Women have such a low social standard, and they indulge in the retardation. Odds are that it'll only get worse.
>Females on the internet are so fucking retarded
did you also know that the sun is bright?

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13.8 billion years ago god created the universe, then 9.2 billion years later earth, then 4.5 billion years later he addresses some Jews and explain that he created all in 6 days 5779 years ago!
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>>how can you create everything from nothing
>Quantum physics.
Ok if youre do smart use your quatrom physicals to make me a sand which from nothing. What? Cant do it? Check mate lilbruls
Oh god is this real or fake?
Take a guess anon! you have a 50/50 chance of being correct!
why are you atheists are so autistic and anal about everything?
if he made everything why is it any sort of sacrifice that he sent jesus to earth
if he wanted he could have like a billion sons

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>your hobbies are anime and video games? yeah, I gotta go, sorry anon, goodbye

What do?
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filtered, thank you very much
why does this lady always seem so familiar?

>your hobbies are anime and video games? yeah, I gotta go, sorry anon, goodbye
I start kicking my foot on the ground back and forward and snorting like a bull, ready to charge
>I play children game's and watch some weird cartoons all day
>except people to be interested
she's liguamarina
I grab her by the hair and smash her head hard against the wall then floor and begin raping her.

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What's this "Bambi Sleep" thing my friends keep talking about?
Is it some type of hypnosis porn, i don't get it?
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Hypnosis is real, it's just not mind control. But it can be a lot of fun on a willing subject.
This guy's knows what's up, fuck sissy stuff though
I've tried hypnosis a bunch of times and it's never worked on me. I find it hard to believe any "science" where if it doesn't work on some people they just throw their hands up and go "ah i guess you're just not susceptible".
It works better on some people than others. Everyone also reacts to it differently. I have hypnotized a few girls and all of them reacted a bit differently.
ur friends are using a super dated meme. get new friends

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Wojak thread. Post your Wojaks
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ok tier i guess
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That's pretty much unironically me when I'm in my room. It's just like that except the walls aren't fucked up.

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>The /r9k/ adventure party looks back at their village for the final time, knowing they might never return from the great quest that awaits them

Whats your class and special skill, anon?
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class: subpar white man
skill: suicide (1x uses left)
i'd be the groups healslut cumdump teehee uwu
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White Mage
Tryhard loser
Tryhard loser skill turns into Healslut loser skill if Knight (female) is in the party.
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>VR won't be good enough in our lifetime for this to happen

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Why did nature give horses the best looking penises as well as the best looking vaginas and assholes.
Why do humans play second fiddle?
not that I'm saying you should fuck horses (you shouldn't)
replty to mey thiread.
Ok but I saged it

>"tell me anon, why are you interested in this position? what makes you so passionate about [insert random fucking shit here nobody cares about"
>"Anon, why do you have a gap in your resume? What do you mean there was a pandemic, shouldn't you have been slaving away? Surely you had connections to give you a job during that time!"
I want normalfaggots to fucking die a painful death
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then what's the expected answer? I've tried a bunch of variants but none of them work
>oh I really like this thing about company
>oh I love the food/insert product that you guys make
>oh I just need money lol
what kind of sperg would say "I want you to fucking die" right at the start of a phone interview? like i'd get it if they were being a piece of shit and the interview was going poorly like they were trying to pay you peanuts and abuse a bunch of shit, but goddamn

i genuinely cannot remember when exactly my last proper interview was; it was at least a year ago, and I think it was around march?
this was the first phone interview/actual fucking callback that I've gotten from an application in months though
I've been interviewing a lot recently and you just become desensitized to the grift. An interviewer that was interviewing me recently made an among us reference and I forgot to even pretend to laugh.
holy shit what
i'm gonna need more context than that anon; was was the job for, and why was the quirky reference made?
You can lie. Or try the honest route if you think the guy will empathize.
Last interview I had the guy asked "Why'd you leave your last job?"
It took me about 5 seconds to answer and I was just honest "I uhhhh... I guess I didn't like it.."
"Heh heh heh you didn't like it huh? What did you like about it?"
"I liked... idk you know man I just- I'm just nearing that age where I'm about to leave the house and I need to change."
"Yeah man I got a son that's 22 and I let him stay at the house blah blah blah"

I start tomorrow. I got lucky I guess.
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>warehouse job grills the fuck out of you with an IQ test and asking questions about your personal life
>"Do you see yourself working here in 1 years time?"
Nigger you know the answer to that already, I'm shocked you don't have ex-cons from the staffing agencies working in your place.

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You ready for young man summer, /r9k/?
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were already in covid year, pretty much a year long summer
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I didn't mean young man as in underage summerfags, anon.
yes, a white one
What's a young man summer OP?
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milf hunting time, bro.

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Do you get to the cloud district very often?...

Oh what am i saying.. Of course YOU dont.

Incels arent welcome in Whiterun.
Goddamn it nazeem didn't I burn you to death?
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Do you get to the mages guild very often?...

Oh what am i saying.. Of course YOU dont.

Redguards have less racial intelligence
*decapitates you and then rampages through all of the guards*
I play with a gorillion coomer mods so I can cuck this faggot in the market square and I use the console commands to move him to a wagie-cagie so he has to watch although I doubt he cares because I'm pretty sure his wife is just a beard

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You DO have a plan for when your parents kick you out, right anon?
At least enough to stay off the streets until you get a McJob, right?
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ive done it and i can sort anyonme else out who needs a place to go at least two times over actully 3 anywhere around the world so dont worry
soon to be 4 and these arnt locations but complete life styles of the highest variety all rent free
Yeah I rented an apartment alone since I was 18. Ez. Just ask your grandpa/dad/uncle to hook you up with a job with their connections, if one of them doesn't have their own company, they probably know a guy who does.

Even if you just have a high school education, you'll get a recommendation of being a "hardworking and capable guy" if you mowned a couple lawns or maybe cut down a tree once with your relatives.
My plan is to take a nosedive off the George Washington bridge.
My mum loves me, she's never going to kick me out. When she dies, however, then I'm fucked.

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do girls REALLY masturbate to words?
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sorry im just speaking from personal experience
1. They barely masturbate at all.
2. Most men are repulsive to females, the rest are neutral. Only the top 1% actually make them feel something. Imagine trying to watch porn except 99% of the videos have hideous females - you'd just give up and read erotica to imagine your perfect woman instead.
3. There are no girls on the internet.
Yeah. Most porn sucks ass/is made for and by men (and thus sucks ass), reading smut and fantasizing is just superior.
I actually really like the idea of those .gifs that have a captioned backstory but 99% of them are written by some fucking autist with zero subtelty like "oohh shit stepsis I can't believe you let me FUCK you", like they almost come off as a joke. Plus the subject matter is always cuckshit or incest. Where's all the classic plotlines like being a poolboy for the neighborhood MILF or something.

The characters don't even need to have a backstory, you can create tension and intensity with just a creampie gif and some vague sentence about how you weren't supposed to do that. It's just rare to find any where it isn't some NTRfag slipping in a "oh NOOOOO that's my wife" crap that ruins the mood.
Plenty of guys do too. But it's like toys, it's something of a taboo so people don't admit to it. To me laughing at "words" is literally the same as all those normies laughing at how someone can possibly jerk off to a comic book or vidya character. That used to be a thing, people actually wondering how you can get turned on by something that isn't even a real woman.

Literotica among many other sites is filled with great verbose stories that make my dick diamonds. I mean hell, text based hentai games are one of the biggest type of H-games due to how cheap and easy they are - comparatively speaking -, and all they have is words. Like CoC1&2, TiTS, DoL, etc.

>my face when I can hear daddy touching my sister

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