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Reminder that the vast majority of young men are actually doing pretty alright. None of your impotent seething and coping will change this fact. The only reason you deny this is because you're desperate to believe everyone is as much of a loser as you are.

https://nuancepill.com/has-the-sexlessness-epidemic-been-overstated/
https://nuancepill.com/is-the-2022-gss-sex-data-reliable/
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>>76942470
>hookups
Hookups are infinitely better than being a betabux for some expired roast
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Y'know how normie men think depression is a meme and not real? It's simply unfathomable for them, they have never been depressed even briefly.
Depression is a death sentence for a man.
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>>76942182
No one with a functioning brain genuinely believes that theres more celibate women than men
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>>76942182
>0% virginity rate at the age of the 30s for men and women

now this is where the lies starts...
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>>76942182
Yeah, stats like the most recent GSS ones and studies on the matter have just too much conflicting information for me to be convinced that men are going through a loneliness epidemic. On one hand it would help me be more at peace with myself, because I could point to society wide trends as a contributing factor to my repeated romantic/sexual failures. But in its absence it just leaves me with myself, and the realization that being a virgin at 23 (almost 24) is extremely abnormal. God I hate myself.

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Viagra is close to 100 years old why is it still so fucking expensive

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Tradcucks are afraid of big breast women, tradcucks are afraid of fit women, tradcucks are afraid of women with bikini...are tradcucks closet gay pedos or something?
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>>76942842
What a dumb fucking post devoid of any thought or purpose. Kill yourself nigger.
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>>76942842
Tsuki>yanagi> Hana
Good point though

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POW YOU MOFUCKINN BITCH NIGGA POW PPPPP POW
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>>76942794
I would fully support that. As long as they are locked in there and not allowed to leave until they prove they can function as a normal person
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>tfw you cant try for a taunt kill anymore without being recorded and posted on social media
;_;
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>>76942777
>>76942785
>and if we didnt shove lit dynamite up our ass the black people would win
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>>76942794
Funny part is that a plurality of homeless people are former veterans. Something like a third I think. So if the DVA wasn't complete underfunded and disorganized shit, the homeless population would easily be cut nearly in half. But woe upon ye that would require the dreaded public spending instead of le invisible hand of the seperatist alliance.
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>>76942838
Hopefully things change when the boomers die off and is millennials and gen z take over

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Would you live away from society in an alpine home, just grazing animals or working from home and rarely interacting with society?
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>>76942205
That's what the legion of sheep are for.
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>>76942196
You can start learning, then you will be fine.

>>76942205
There are food sources though, there are Chamois, Wild Goats, Red Dear, Fallow Deer, Wild Boars, Hares, Possum, Brown Trout, Salmon all living there, there is very little in terms of plant products though so you will probably have to grow you own.
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>>76942264
Where would someone even go to learn that kind of lifestyle from scratch?
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>>76942079
you're lucky you get to see such places. i wish a lot of the world could still have that sort of natural beauty.
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>alpine
No. I prefer forests

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Another day with waifu edition

Rules:
1. Talk about your waifu!
2. Be devoted to your one waifu for laifu!
3. Let waifuism guide you.
4. Don't feed drama or shitposters.
5. No 3DPD.
6. Most importantly, have fun!

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being about a month in of a new waifu is so weird.
i've been collecting a lot of art, but i still get all bashful and flustered when i see them in their show. it's a little embarrassing.. what if someone finds out? do i own it?
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>>76936890
I think that is the best thing to do, anon. Your feelings for Shinobu are only yours and the same can be said for other people who appreciate her in a similar way. What is really important is the fact that this character evoque happy feelings to you. I think that part of loving someone is not to think about the other person as someone that you "own" or expecting the other one to feel the same way. The best thing to do when loving someone is expressing these feelings in healthy ways.
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Dancing in the moonlight with waifu.
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>>76926034
Are you? Maybe I know who you are. But there were a few notable Blazebros there and I haven't been keeping up. You've probably guessed me, don't tell /shithg/, I'm hiding. But it's nice to have another Sonicfag here.
>>76929207
>I know there's a healthy population of organic (no dick) lesbians on /u/. Papika could be one of them.
It'd make sense if there were a group of lesbians on /u/. I just figured it's a predominantly male thing. Do you think Papika is exclusively into other girls? How do you deal with that?
>Poor Shadow
Mightiest of keks...!
>>76929984
Drawing waifu's portrait and posting it online. Somebody complains about how it's OOC because only you have seen that side of waifu before.
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Waifu eats your cooking and loves it

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Hey /r9k/, check out my gendum
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>>76941735
it's cool anon. i made a couple gundam models when i was twelve. they were the cheap 10 dollar ones though. i don't collect anything now but still think they're cool
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My best friend used to have a collection of those toys. He killed himself a few years ago.
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>>76941837
Oof I'm sorry to hear that anon, any particular reason why he killed himself or was depressed?
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>>76941735
That it very nice anon. Props to you for having a hobby. Remember to enjoy and take care of yourself.
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Love the psycho doga, excellent taste OP.

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How depraved are you now? Is that because of your internet addiction?
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Horse bf. It's from where/how I live though, not the internet.
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>>76942717
Farm girl. Body of a mack truck?
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>>76942730
Something like that yes, I can take a beating
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>>76942747
You'd need to able to given your desires. When I see a woman built like that I want to dom her hard.
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>>76942764
Well good luck with that, unless you a fitness lifestyle kind of guy. I do hard physical labor for a living and it shows.

>girl told me i have a dad dick
what means? is it something like dad shoes?
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>>76941611
It means your dick is big. But whoever says that has issues. Fuck her in the ass and immediatly ghost her
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>>76941611
Maybe a bad attempt at sexy talk? i.e. she thinks your dick is good enough to creampie her, therefore making you a dad?
idk it's a weird thing to say any way you spin it
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>>76941649
>idk it's a weird thing to say any way you spin it
She just watches a lot of porn and is as retarded as a porn addicted incel. There is no problem. The majority of human reproduction is simply a side-effect of pleasure seeking. People have sex, and as a result unintended pregnancies occur. That's life!

Here's my advice:
Do whatever the fuck you want because no matter what you do, it won't make a difference to anyone or anything. Nobody will care and shit will always be the same. So, just do whatever the fuck you want and get the fuck out of my face, kid.
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>>76941611
I've had 2 femanons say mine is too big to suck.
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idk sounds good enough
better than boyfriend dick for sure

Will you give him what he wants?

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Will getting a fat frumpy girl save me from being an incel?
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>>76942564
I'm a below average male, wouldn't i have better chances with a below average woman?
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>>76942576
No cause even the below average woman thinks she deserves the above average man.
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>>76942339
true, most of the time you see some bitch that walks all over her bf/husband in public she is fat lol
idk how that works but it does
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>>76942576
No. Most women recieve so much bootlicking and worshipping from faggots, retards and other women that they have no idea how to carry themselves and act accordingly to who they are. I've seen the ugliest, cockroach phenotype creatures act like they're hot shit when they are, in fact, completely repulsive. If you're lucky enough to find one that hasn't been gaslit on the internet and by her retarded friends, most likely she'll have a partner already because of low self esteem and standards. I belueve in you anon, althoughever.
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>>76942313
Frumpy sounds like some sort of food in chowder that's actually just scrumpy but it cycles through the color spectrum and turns you whatever color it was when you drank it.

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In moege, any girl is romantically interested in me and ready to give me her virginity at the drop of a hat.
In real life, no girl has ever shown such interest in me.
Why?
I've always considered myself a nice guy. Is that worth nothing?
Why do I have to be left out, ridiculed even, while worse people get to have all the fun and money?
...If this world doesn't appreciate me, maybe I should stop playing nice altogether.
This wretched society has broken me... and I'm about to break it right back.
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>>76942644
You ever consider its because you talk like a whiny faggot who plays anime games all day?
>b-but I'm such a nice guyyyyyy!!
Plenty of people are nice, that doesn't set you apart and doesn't mean you're entitled to sex.

You're not some broken misunderstood hapless romantic, you're a gormless faggot who should grow up
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>in moege
>in real life
>Why?

>I've always considered myself a nice guy. Is that worth nothing?
Very little. Increasing interconnectedness online means that what was once novel is instead stale. If you are serious, try to perfect one of the historical ways men have gotten with women. Either be a provider (betabux), spruce yourself up and have a valued social sphere (normalfag), or simply be the funniest man in the room at all times.

Weep, and you weep alone. Laugh, and the world laughs with you.
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Women want to fuck guys who are interesting and exciting, and being "nice" is kind of like the bare minimum of being a decent human (ignore nigfricans who fuck murderers and shit I'm talking about white girls).

Just put yourself in their shows I know you're raised on Disney movies where looks don't matter and it's all about soul mates and romance but in the real world women want passably attractive men who are taller than them, interesting, not braindead retarded fuckups, have a car and some money and a job. Being "nice" doesn't get them hot and wanting to fuck.

You really think some young girl is thinking hmm I sure do want a nice sensible man who is a pussy and a stable provider for our future children and has a good credit score and does accounting! She wants fun, excitement, things to do. Being "nice" isn't sexual.
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>>76942644
By the slim chance that this is not a troll post, rizzing up a computer doesn't translate well into rizzing up a girl irl or even online

I noticed a lot of these communities I grew up in like wow D&D anime etc have become full of troons and to a lesser extent incels and I just have to say wtf happened?

Maybe I am to autistic to go down these pipelines myself but I noticed almost everyone I knew is some form on the gay spectrum or blackpilled.
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>>76942135
Keep in mind that most of these guys are terribly lonely. Their lives fucking suck objectively.
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>>76940889
>some niggas switch teams.

>Asperger male: living joke, free to abuse/ridicule, unlovable

>Asperger female: quirky, cute, endearing
>Trans female (2024): heroic, brave, stunning, can do no wrong

Gee, I wonder what drives them to make the switch. Hmm.
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>>76940640
Crazy isn't it? We was boys damn it. It's like the early 90s and 80s when people openly were nerds and getting beat up and stuff but now it makes sense because we have more fags then usual. We wuz just losers and perverts who were on average ugly and always had fags but not like whats been going on for the past 8-9yrs
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>>76942135
>You like to dress up and feel like a girl from time to time when youre alone/with your gf?
You're a faggot and will probably end up cutting your own dick off, but you have unconsciously hit on a good point.
The underlying cause of trooning out is not having any contact with women.
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>>76942335
you left out
>trans "female" (2034): a statistic

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Any of you have the video of a jap getting a blow from a vacuumcleaner and screamed? Girlfriends dad just got a kidney stone removed and i want to make her laugh.

Suck my original comment jannies.
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>>>/r/ will assist you
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>>76942133
>gfs dad in hospital
>i know, better send him a video of someone's dick
great idea
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>>76942347
I found it and she lol'd so fuck you
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>>76942591
>she
kek
i thought you were going to send the video to her DAD who's in hostpital
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>>76942653
lmfao please do this now OP

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The more I interact with women, the more I understand why so many men cheat and treat them like shit. They actively push men into becoming players. If you arent treating women like options, dating multiple of them at once and liking them more sexually than as a person, they will punish you.
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>>76942687
>If you aren't treating women like options
what's the grill equivalent of selling uncovered calls?


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