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I have been depressed since I was 16. I am about to turn 22. I have no reason to think it will turn around, and I dont even know what could turn it around.
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>>65841023
I dont give a fuck about not being a loser
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>>65841037
Well until you get rid of that ideology then you're always going to be a depressed loser living with mumsy.
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>>65841051
Sorry dad but FUCK YOU
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Atlas Shrugged.
By Ayn Rand

read it, and grow a pair
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>>65841629
Boomer faggot ideology

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How badly has this place fucked you up? What's your plan now?

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Do fat/bald/elderly white men get to fuck young attractive white women in their college years free of charge or incentive? Just as sex buddies or attraction? Commonly? Just wondering
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>>65842818
It's about money. Always was, always will be.
Money DOES bring you happiness.
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>>65842830
It doesnt if you are young and refuse to tell women about your wealth (because they are gold digging whores)
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>>65842839
lol, yes, this

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Anyone else waste their youth? I feel so fucking old, I'm 24 and a virgin, never had a real gf. I could've sworn I was 18 yesterday. I'm watching a 19 y/o girl on twitch with a few dozen viewers. She reminds me of a few girls I used to talk to when I was younger, but I can't relate to this girl type anymore. Wtf happened bros, I got old and have nothing to show for it.
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>>65842354
Yeah, I've only ever talked to girls online since I've been 18 desu. Part of me wants to meet girls irl, but I feel like they'll be too normie for me. I read a lot of stories about online shit working out, but idk if I have the patience for that. Meeting irl for the first time months after meeting online seems like a lot of work for a relationship that could potentially go to shit. I'm honestly just lazy as fuck and am getting old enough where I simply don't have the time to burn 6 months on an online relationship that could end at any moment due to her ghosting because she met someone irl.
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>>65842495
Meeting women online and trying to maintain a romantic relationship online feels flawed, especially when you consider how demoralizing and dystopian it seems trying to use an avenue explicitly for online dating is as a man, and especially when as you said, it's easy to
>burn 6 months on an online relationship that could end at any moment due to her ghosting because she met someone irl
but that's still the only chance for me because avenues for meeting women in person outright do not exist outside of cold-approaching random women and hoping I am somehow against all odds compatible with them, which is a fucking terrible idea. Joining a club or hobby community to meet likeminded women is a better idea, but if you're a hopeless autist like me that's another thing you can only manage online.

Chances have always come so rarely for me that I genuinely wonder each time if it's my last because I can't even conceive of how I could get into contact with a girl again, let alone a remotely compatible girl. As I keep getting older and more undesirable by being so pathetic for my age and it being less and less acceptable to have no romantic experience, and the pool of girls in my age range who are about as inexperienced as me only shrinks and I get uglier and so on, I can very easily see myself flying through the rest of my twenties like this and not having any chance again at genuine love at all.
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>>65842707
Yeah I know that feeling man, I'm finally old enough where I'm getting uglier each year instead of better looking. I can officially say that I'm past my prime now despite still being a virgin and never having had a real gf. What a sad fucking life.
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oh man, everyday i realize more and more how much i squandered my youth. i guess i'll repost a bit from another thread i was in since i was pretty much talkin about the same thing;
'i never grew up because i never really had to, now im 24 and haven't worked more than 3 shit jobs for more than a collective 20 hours in total due to my drug abuse and lack of effort (stemming from a lifetime of escapism being my only way of coping).'

i just sat around bein a bum in my room, running away from anything and everything. since i was kid, wherever i was, just putting off shit, numbing myself, and chronically ignoring self-care, hygiene, or upkeep of my surroundings.
now im stuck with a rundown, shitty body/mind and a mountain of responsibilities and debts that finally caught up with me that i have no clue how to even begin dealing with.
it's comforting to know im not alone though haha
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>>65842821
Yeah I'm in a similar situation, I think mid 20s is the first age where shit gets real, and a lifetime of bad decisions and neglect starts to catch up to normal people. I've been chronically dehydrated my whole life and have wrinkles now that won't go away. I've put off finasteride for years and still won't go on it, but now my balding is noticeable unless I have my hair perfectly positioned to cover it. My breath smells like shit because my wisdom teeth and impacted but I never got them out. I have gyno since I drank out of plastic bottles and tap water for years since I figured it wouldn't catch up to me. Living like a degen feels fine as a teen, but the older I get the more I regret my younger decisions.

If you can't get laid, why don't you just date a single mom?

Most of them are desperate since no man with options wants them and no woman with options wants you, so isn't this a match made in heaven?
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>>65841664
I am not that desperate. Other anons, though. . .
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>>65841664
I want sex, not the opportunity to raise someone else's kid
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>>65841664
Depends, do they like fixer upping stinky neets?
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>>65842061
this anon said it better and more concisely than I could
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>>65841664
They want guys with jobs, not neet man child that would just be like a another baby to take care of, not to mention the fact that the neet loser dad would have profound effects on the childs mental development.

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I'm 18 and 5'8"
Can I make it to 5'9"? I was kind of a late bloomer
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>>65841102
I was 5'10 when i was 15, 6'2" now
Just bragging
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>>65841102
Was 5'10" at 18
5'11" now at 20
I am also a late bloomer like you so a 1, maybe 2 inch boost might happen to you too.
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>>65841102
It's possible, I went from 5'10 to 5'11 while I was 18.
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>>65841102
You can but it won't make a difference. Your destiny is already chosen, you will either be a provider male or a blackpilled loner.

t. 5'9" manlet
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>>65841102
>Can I make it to 5'9"? I was kind of a late bloomer
i don't know, and with all due respect, i do not care.

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I need to get out of here...
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>>65842642
Cute monke

originalcode#3527848
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>>65842642
This is no place for a monkey.
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>>65842642
looking for a nigger pass. can i have the nigger pass please. i have four chan premium.
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>>65842669
That's actually a gibbon or "lesser ape" (as opposed to great apes), so part of the superfamily of Hominoidea which includes the families "Hylobatidae" (gibbons) and "Hominidae" (great apes incl. us). That little fella in particular is a lar gibbon, which i believe is the smallest of the 18 (iirc) gibbon species. Its also among the most well known gibbon species (and in my opinion cutest). All gibbon species are threatened, with most being seriously endangered and some being critically endangered. This is mainly due to their habitat (the forests of S.E. Asia) being cleared at a rapid rate for agriculture, usually palm oil, and logging. If you'd like you should try and learn more about these adorable little fellas and maybe even consider supporting some sort of gibbon conservation foundation, anything to help them out.
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>>65842747
I enjoy watching these creatures getting tortured though. Lots of vids that online. Its hi-larious

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>Anon...

>Please don't...

>It's starting to hurt.

What do?
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>>65842513
>What do?
pull out and start masturbating cuse that would turn me on so fuckign much.
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>>65842513
>What do?
ask myself why my dick is in her pooper and then blow my brains out
sodomy is a sin and you're going to hell
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>>65842655
>Oh noes I'm committing a sin.
>Better commit another sin to make it right.
NGMI.
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>>65842682
2 negatives equal a positive, just make sure the amount of your sins is an even number and you're good

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>you go home with a girl after a date
>things start getting hot and handsy
>you pull up her skirt to finger her
>picrel.jpg
wwyd in this situation? go home?
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>>65841587
he likely fucks his own ass with his dick
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anyone have the webm of another onlyfans trap(not the one in OP pic) where the camera is pointed up from below the dick and they smack the shit out of the camera?
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>>65840408
>wwyd in this situation? go home?
I'd get on my knees and start sucking it, then I'd strip and bend over to get fucked.
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>>65841587
I've seen him in a few vids. It's definitely big, but I'm pretty sure he's a manlet or something since it doesn't look any bigger when next to a girl, when usually it would.
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>>65840442
>tumblr
Go back fatty.

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>4 beers and 2 glasses of whiskey the night before work
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>>65842367
that's not that much anon
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>>65842367
Drink more anon, 6 beers atm and its going to be my monday for work today.
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>>65842367
>im a lightweight
Ok?

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I finished my drawing desu I will now draw more art of her !!!
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>>65842767
I want her boobs to be 5 times the size of her head
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>>65842788
i want her to fill her head with lolikyonyu ero until it inflates so much it explodes but we don't always all get what we want
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>>65842788
I'm looking forward to your tiddy drawings, anon
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>>65842792
I get what I want !!!!! desu
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>>65842586
>>65842743
Damn, girls with big tits are the best.

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Guys we want only the essential business to be open
Guys the only business that are essential are the ones that have enough money to lobby in Congress to say they're essential there's nothing wrong with the political system
If you don't like the current political system you are a racist!!!!
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>>65842722
>Guys the only business that are essential are the ones that have enough money to lobby in Congress to say they're essential there's nothing wrong with the political system
>If you don't like the current political system you are a racist!!!!
Maybe the most essential are the most profitable because they are essential.
I'd rather fund those big businesses that produce the best quality product on the market than increase production for cheaper goods.
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>>65842722
The way to reduce the undue influence of business lobbyists is to reduce the authority of Congress to regulate.
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>>65842738
>Amazon is quality
>Walmart is quality
>Apple is quality
>McDonald's is quality

>Local artisans are not quality
>Restaurants aren't quality
>Festivals are not quality
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>>65842770
>>>Local artisans are not quality
not him but they often aren't
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>>65842770
local is fake everything is on the internet

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A distress signal
when will the war end?
https://youtu.be/JCeOf2q6_TA
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>>65842790
They're not "normies" anymore they're normalniggers
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>>65842790
https://youtu.be/d0YVNimYUlg
this was the last thing heard before the robot race went extinct

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Its actually over, Im gonna be femcel forever
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>>65840714
anon..i understand how you feel as i used to have the same mindset that you currently have. once i stopped blaming my race for my struggles with dating and started focusing on self-improvement i realized that i'm just a socially inept volcel.

sooner or later black "femcels" will realize that it's not their skin color that's preventing them from finding a relationship or engaging in s*x. oh what a merciful day that will be.

don't be so hard on yourself.
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>>65842130
What the hell are you doing on my site, did Elon finally give you faggots free Internet?
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If men like black women the least, and women like asian men the least, why don't asian men and black women pair off exclusively?
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>>65842417
Asian and black mixed girls are exceptionally pretty, I second this, let's get a movement going.
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>>65842417
i would rather be an asian guy than a black girl, at least women dont constantly talk about how much they hate asian guys like men do about black women

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>Ex wagie
>Applied for NEETbux
>Approved for NEETbux
>$1685.00 per month
>Literally zero reason to work
>Can finally quit job

Bros I made it
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>>65842540
>>65842579
Doesnt work that way shit larp. At least in the US. I have a actual disability and was denied for years and years until I had to lawyer up because niggers do the kind of shit you say and keep the system clogged up with appeals.

Stop being a faggot, people like me who actually cant work end up dead because of retards like you
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>>65842617
not op but just because you have a sob story about how you can't work doesn't mean you're not a worthless leech, I don't understand why society bothers keeping people like you around
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>>65842646
I ended finding work via connections with my county office retard. Still a crippled fuck but I make 100,000 a year so I have no issues these days, everytime I see niggers whine about muh welfare decreases I always end up wanting to shoot them dead because that's one person like myself who couldn't get work for years suffering because op is a nigger.
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>>65842680
Cry about it faggot

Originally Posted
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>>65842680
>i can't work fuck you i can't get disability check
>can work and does work
>still fucking complains
how about you just shoot yourself instead, you're the literal niggers that you're talking about, clogging up the system with appeals even though you can, by fact of the matter, work.
fuck you nigger




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