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>be me
>wants to embody and make something divine/superanimal
>things like music, art, engineering, science, all things that animals cannot fathom I consider divine
>tries music but is too boring after a while of not being able to sight read pieces instantly like some can
>tries drawing but is bad at it and constantly debating whether to do music instead
>tries le meditation but does not accomplish anything apart from sitting like a retard trying to let go of control. Also no cool prophantasia visuals.
>too brainlet and lazy to do engineering or math.
How the fuck anons? How do I find my one autistic interest to latch unto and study the hell out of? Full fledged autists have it too good.
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I don't know what to choose. I like them all equally, but there is not enough time in life to become perfect in all of them. Its better to be perfect at one thing than average at most things.
the anxiety of choice will ruin your life, break it down into smaller components, so you like them all equally then ask what else can you use to stratify them, is there one you think could lead to a career or making more friends or even just the order in which you became interested in them, the important thing is to use your time actually doing something other than deliberating
Brah I basically almost did nothing at 21 it just takes time
what are you doing rn?
Idk man seems kinda gay to me

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fortnite ninja
>zoomer faggot dances like a dumbass
>people laugh
what the fuck did he expect honestly

porn has destroyed the incel mind.

this is why everyone here is a blithering retard unable to form any coherent thoughts and repeating the same thing every day. you have made all of yourselves special education students but even they might be smarter than you.
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It is not porn that destroys your mind. Imagine thinking that it is sexy when you are poor...
I don't even enjoy porn, man. I only jerk off because otherwise I'll be frustrated with sexual thoughts all day. It's a chore more than anything.
this is one of the worst infographics I've seen in a while, I wonder (((who))) made this
I don't even watch or look at porn and I'm still mentally fucked in the head.
I highly recommend this. Otherwise you'll go insane. Men are not supposed to keep their nut in their body. The less nut the better.

Now with subject included, the editittyon

https://rentry dot co/waifu-colab-guide

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I'll make a few Hanas before bed.
Chibi Goa with the art supplies, what are you drawing?
>"Porno :>"
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hihi Hana :))

ha goa betcha cant draw me having a happy and fulfilling life, its pretty hard after all
I don't think she'll be drawing anything now, I put on the digimon movie and she's glued to the screen

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Man it's late, time for sleep.

Sorry I can't stay.

>Ukrainian men die on the front fighting for their homeland and their women
>meanwhile Ukrainian women in Europe
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She lives in Canada like a lot of Ukro women live in the West now. Here in Germany they are getting fucked mainly by Russian men but also by Germans and Middle Eastern motherfuckers
All non russian slavs want to return to their ancestral roots of getting fucked by german and russian men.
Yeah I am sure Ukrainian women want to fuck the men that are currently invading their country sure cope harder Kremlincuck
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they are
women are absolutely shameless whores
men are cuckolds simps

i hate this world, and i hate the normies that inhabit it
its actually worse than you can really appreciate
their men are literally dying by the tens of thousands, while they are getting ran thru by chad in another country
just lol
first of all, most women are whores. but ukrainians actually have some of the most patriotic and nationalistic women compared to most countries. i visited ukraine in 2016 long before the war. lots and lots of trad and right wing girls despite their country being so fucked. anyway this is something of a bad faith argument because only ukraine is going through this situation right now. if you were to take every country and put them in the same scenario then you would see the difference. then we could really talk about which countries women are the least faithful and most down to abandon their country and be whores for foreign cock.

obviously every country would have many women who would do this. however, i actually think in that situation, overall ukraine would be quite low on the list.

also there is another point that's worth mentioning. ukraine is incredibly poor and that is the reason for the majority of the whoring. culturally ukraine does not have an environment that's conductive to producing whores (orthodox christian). however, poverty is a powerful hammer that smashes culture and turns women into whores regardless of their background, upbringing, and community.

it says a lot about the culture of the wect that despite having wealth and opportunity for women, we still produce an abhorrent amount of whores. that's because our godless culture is extremely conductive to producing whores. if ukraine was to become rich, they would have significantly less whores. however, if the wect was to become poor we would likely have more whores than ukraine could ever hope to match.

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Special meme update. What do we think?
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Men are called incels/menchilds "when they have other priorities"
prostitutes and bisexuals
by the way, its literally impossible for men to have all this sex and females not to. the math doesnt work out
and it has been shown females lie all the time
Left is for women in their teens and 20s. Right if for 30+ year old women.
This data has to be from like 20 years ago

Cuddling with fbf edition

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What's anons favorite food? I like ramen and bibimmen.
no dykes allowed
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Penis duh but only with foreskin
i gotta be honest non-whites are right
i hate spicy food
anyone who says they do are either dudes trying to be harder and more badasser than you or non whites who think it is an insult to their ancestors to not want to eat disgusting shit. I don't want my mouth to be on fire while I'm eating. I want yummy food.
No anon, not like that.

the average reddit user

>has a good job
>college educated
>married with kids
>has hobbies
>home owner
>well groomed
>has intelligent conversations

average 4chan user

>has never had a job cant even get hired at burger king

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You are a loser zoomer kicked away from Reddit
Back to plebbit retard, your kind is what made all the oldfag migrate from r9k to any 4chan ripoff.
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>the average reddit user
The "average" reddit user is just some normie that browses his subreddits for 10 minutes every other day.

Reddit's real fanbase are the narwhal bacon heckin' pupperino Keanu chungus volunteer subreddit moderators that control who posts what and take down the subreddit in a tantrum if you say the wrong thing.

The average 4chan user in 2023 is just some kid that shouldn't be here looking to get away with posting rotten shit and trying to piss people off posting from his phone. The neckbeard archetype is from like 15 years ago, those guys are still here but they're outnumbered 10:1 by the kids and tourists.
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why does this bitch keep talking about taking showers and porn addiction? Who hurt you?
You got 3 things wrong about Rebbit.
>Are not intelligent
>Are not intelligent regardless of education.
>Can only give asspats and can only say things that can get them asspats as well.

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Just asking bc I'm curious
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look at this devilish ass mf

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>Meanwhile, in the evil dimension
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Stomped three cats to death today and it was almost enough to get me to cum
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I did not return my shopping cart
Im usually just being ironic or sarcastic, I don't have any sincere malicious agendas and motivations other than you know righting wrongs and getting damaged fixed
evil r9k be like
>it is my own fault women won't fuck me
>i should probably change my unhealthy outlook on life
>i can and should improve myself
>the internet is no substitute for human connection
>i should entertain different viewpoints then my own
>i will NOT obsessively spam fembot and racebait threads! Muhahahaha! I WILL post high-effort threads! No one can stop me!

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i just spent 12 hours straight binge watching anime, for the past 60 days in a row, without leaving my room. i have completely lost touch with reality and when i step outside my house tomorrow i expect it to be an anime world out there.
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>waking up and not knowing what day or what hour it is
>going to sleep two hours after waking up
>fapping for 36 hours straight
>having a cockroach blanket on your desk and in your kitchen
>missing the last seven appointments you made with the few people who still want to talk to you
>having social workers show up at your house because people were worried you might have died
>waiting for the store to almost close so that when you get groceries there will be less people there, buying as much groceries as possible to minimize the number of trips
>growing your hair and beard to ooga booga level
>reusing underwear because you ran out of clean ones
>showering once every 1-2 weeks
>never going in a store again once the cashier tries to talk to you. 20 stores blacklisted so far
one day i woke up and it was 7am but pitch black so i thought the sun went out, i woke up my mom and told her the world must be ending and it will be eternal night. thats when i knew i was retarded
im kind of jealous of dudes who could watch anime for that long, and enjoy it
seriously. i never could get into anime. my younger brother was a big fan, but i never actually could get into anime
i play lots of videogames, but i never really liked anime

only anime's ive seen were eva, cowboy bebop, samurai champoo, welcome to the nhk. thats it. i couldnt stand even to see serial experiments lain. i dont like anime, but i love anime meme culture
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the ones you said you seen dont appeal to me either. i actually even hate samurai champloo and serial experiments lain.

im bad at pulling lists of things out of my head but i can think of a few anime i saw recently which i think is much more enjoyable than any of those. Summertime Rendering. Combatants Will Be Dispatched. The Legendary Hero is Dead! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_nNo-J7hok). Redo of Healer. Mostly anything with a perverted main character with no morals. Yeah they're not "masterpieces" that will be remembered for decades like the ones normies always watch but idc about that
Is there any realistic media out there that would brainwash you to fit into society? I find movies with real life people are more healthy because cartoons make you get used to simplified faces, bright colors and unrealistic scenarios. It's easy to tell how characters in a cartoons feel because with animation they can show emotion clearly. It induces autism. If all you watch is anime you will start to look for patterns of it irl. You get too used to the anime faces so the real human face becomes cold and too complicated to read.

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day 170 of manifesting nothing
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I have no idea. They've been doing it for years now, posting something different to bypass the filter. Peak autism.
idk, seems kinda based to me
just make a tulpa retard
day 4643 of manifesting hello kitty bf
Thx once again 4 manifesting nkthing ilya poster
Sk i can keep geting drunk and suffering :)))))

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I have imminent problems, therefore I have to kill myself quick
Kill me kill me shot me in the head
Kill me kill me shot me in the head
Kill me kill me shot me in the head
plis no lo hagas
i once thought how simply moving far far away and abandoning your previous life is equivalent to killing yourself in most cases.
Don't do it anon I love you.
Some mistake cannot be undone, problems will haunt you forever.

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Every single time I leave my house, I am one (1) poor interaction away from taking a life. I am consistently disgusted with the creatures I see in person and actively want harm to befall their miserable lives. I used to be fairly level-headed and amicable in public, however as we drag into the next Yuga I find myself becoming less forgiving and less merciful. I am frightened of what I may do.

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has anyone actually had any online friends for a long time and how?
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Met a couple of online friends on PlayStation years ago when I was in junior high and made a group chat with them that was literally b-tier. Probably some of the most fun I had ever had in online gaming. Lasted up until I was a senior in high school. The group chat still exists and I still have everyone on my friends list, but we all kind of grew up and stopped talking to each other.
No, I had one good one around 2019 but only for 6 months and this is years ago
Kinda pathetic that I still think about this
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Yeah. They were part of a guild of an online game I played like 10 years ago. I really miss those times.. I think we used to play together pretty much daily for like 3 years
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Pretty much only talk to the people I met in middle school/high school on discord, I wouldn't be caught dead socializing with all of the dipshits and autists I see in online games that I interact with, let alone anyone on 4chan
>I wouldn't be caught dead socializing with all of the dipshits and autists I see in online games that I interact with, let alone anyone on 4chan
Why are you here then?

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