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When did you realize you liked fat girls r9k?
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>>50464247
when i lost my virginity to one 19 months ago
she ghosted me 16 months ago and i haven't had sex since, it's been driving me crazy and i have been lusting for another fat girl to cum inside of and cuddle ever since
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>>50464323
I don't necessarily like them in particular. They like me and I'm desperate as fuck.
They romanticize skinniness or something.
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>>50464247
when i realized they were the only ones that would fuck me
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>>50464247
'cuz dem hungry bitches got da cake in da pan, ya dig?
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>BBW fetish
>Fap to fat girls daily
>Have fucked multiple fat women
>Realize I hate their weak, soft personalities and lack of self control
>Bash, insult, and belittle fatties every chance I get online
>Still fuck them when I can

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How different would your life be if you looked like this?
How would that girl you crushed on see you?
How would your peers have treated you?
Would your parents have loved you more?
Would you have been given more opportunities to be successful in life?
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>>50467479
nope
I know an uber prettyboy like this in HS and it was ridiculous how girls fawned over him. They would literally turn their heads and stare at him for a good 10 seconds while he walked past
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>>50465570
Well of course it'd be better if that were me, but it's not.
Me is a mumbling autist.
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>>50466159
Just fuck bros
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>>50465611
I doubt desu
Origami
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>>50465737
MAJOR COPE
8char

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Anyone here taken the Asian pill yet? Please tell me about your experiences. Both western and foreign Asian girl experiences apply.
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>>50464966
I had a relationship with a girl from Hong Kong but had spent most of her life here.
She did still have a bit of a HK accent tho
I'll just say she was quite stereotypical. Greedy, materialistic, wanted everything done for her and would get upset if you asked her for something, even really small things
Hong kong girls are a bunch of immature princesses that should be avoided like the plague ... unless you just wanna hit it and quit it
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I fuck Asian girls all the time, the thing is it gets boring because basically, they all look the same with their clothes off. I fucked legit 10 asian girls last year and honestly in my memory it's like I basically just fucked one person.
They're also typically not that active in the sack. Also personality wise initially they are generally super submissive, so it's not that rewarding to bust on their face like with a white girl (especially white feminists), but once you get in a relationship with them, they become super demanding and jealous, especially when it comes to money which makes the relationships just tedious.
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>>50467244
I like your kind more than asians!
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Asian girls look super soft
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>>50468116
That's a fucking sex doll moron

Is it gay to suck your own dick? asking for personal reasons
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>>50468091
>asking for personal reasons

hm, expound
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if giving yourself a handjob isn't gay how can sucking your own dick be gay
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>>50468129
I agree with this guy just another way of masturbating but you shouldn't have to suck your own dick if it can reach to your mouth women should be flocking

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Here again. I got the requests done for the ones that asked from them yesterday. Sorry it took so long.
If you want a shitty doodle, just ask.
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>>50467961
but draw it like the little doodle bois
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>>50467906
gotcha
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>>50467961
I'll get on it.
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Did you draw Gundham Tanaka in the end? It's alright either way, I don't want to be pushy
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>>50468006
Thank you fren. Very good doodle
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>>50468049
Oh, shit. I completely forgot. I'll get on it. Sorry.

You knew the food you ate yesterday would be your dump today yet you still ate it. You ate your own dump. How can you ever hope to live with yourself knowing that you ate and will continue to eat your every dump until you pass away?
This is a big problem. Do you know what it means to eat a dump? To eat your dump is to become the antithesis of the very outcome you hoped would arise from your actions. You sat down today and said to yourself "Oh boy. Today's the day. My favorite meal of all." Before egregoriously devouring your hellacious big-boy treats in a slovenly manner. And as you tumbled over haggard and homely after a hard days work you sighed to your morally bankrupt and rotund self in satisfaction. "Ah tendies, the true test of a man's brawn" As you thought that was the end but in truth it was only the beginning. There is no end. The food you eat is your dump. You are eating your very dump. This is important anon, and the sooner you face the truth the quicke you can just move on from this and leave it behind you. But you just can't. Each meal you jiggle towards with delight and enthusiasm is the cause of vexation, the dump. The dump itself is the meal anon.
The dump itself is the meal.
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>>50467949
take a shot for every 'dump' in this post
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Sounds like what someone with stockholm syndrome towards his own dump would say.

You exist to judge. Literally the only difference between you and lobsters on one hand and plants and rocks on the other hand is that you judge. You exist to judge some things as preferable to other things. Some outcomes are better than other outcomes. If this was not true, there would be no reason for you to exist.

By suspending your own judgement, and deferring to the judgement of some external agency; or by deferring to the constraints imposed by nature and rejecting all judgement on a certain matter, you are simultaneously suspending your own reason for existence.

Dump is bad. Food is good. More food and less dump is preferable to the current amount of food and dump. This is the only reason why you exist.

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>have tranny fetish
>want to be one
>take estrogen
>lose interest in women
>want to get fucked and pretend im a girl
god im so fucked up, how do you stop being degenerate?
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>50466615
>take estrogen
Too late
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>>50466615
>Posting Evangelion in the year 2019
You're like a breathing living fossil lmao
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>>50467240
>I no longer get turned on randomly but I still have a good libido.
well at least that's somewhat good, any Penile Atrophy?
>I'm a neet and didn't want to come out to my parents
Well if you didn't want your parents to notice you probably shouldn't have taken something that makes huge lumps grow on one of the most up-front parts of the body
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>>50466615
you could not be a slut and be a nice loyal bf instead
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>>50467334
>well at least that's somewhat good, any Penile Atrophy?
no, I think that only happens if you stop using your penis. My testosterone is 21 ng/dl and don't have erectile dysfunction or shrinking.
>>50467986
I only want pure relationships but im too autistic for that.

what are some quintessential robot core movies.

Starting with nightcrawler
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donny darko except for the teen love and having a higher purpose
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>>50468035
but donny was smart, no smart people exist on this repetitive shit place
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Lol someone said City of God.

Anyway "Pie" was goat tier
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>>50468035
Ah fuck that's a great robot movie, don't know how I didn't mention that one. Apparently the Director's Cut is better?
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>>50466864
Here is a list that might help
https://pastebin.com/z6x0SyJm

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Why is everyone here so down? Sure life sucks and relationships are hard but why let it get you down? Why not do and enjoy shit you wanna do? Take the blackpill and accept that life is meaningless so you mine as well fuck around in it
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Most people here are just depressed failed normies, personally I've been this way my entire life so being an outcast is something of a default state for me, it's normal, so I'm not the kind of person to be sad about it.
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>autistic
>trans
>no friends
>family that doesn't love me
>cripplingly low sense of self worth
>inept in any social situation
My life is a mess and it makes me depressed. Loneliness and self hatred has taken a substantial toll on me. I don't know why I wake up in the morning.
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>>50467473
I enjoy nothing because you guys used to bully me for my interest. Now all I do is learn about philosophy and politics so that one day I destroy you with my bring brain gains. This epoch of pain has just begun normal fags
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>>50467473
The blackpill eventually wears off.
No matter what.
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Past of childhood ostracism has destroyed my ability to effectively socialize. Sure I can improve, but every new social situation makes me panic and I blow it. Progress is so slow that I might be an old man by the time I learn how to socialize well enough to the point where I can actually have close friends and romantic partners.

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Let's have a women hate thread, haven't seen one in in a long time.
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>>50466100
Either b8 or based retardism, congrats anon, you're mentally inferior.
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>>50465019
I have done none of that. Where are my rape benefits and tax cuts?
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>>50467617
I remember when we used to have /losingit/ threads too, where anons would post about their sanity slipping away. They were some of the most disturbing threads on this board but they were great.
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>>50462450
I want a big dick goth gf
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>>50465019
Blacks commit more crime than whites. Does that mean blacks are the problem?

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I want to blow my fucking head off every single day
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It hurts forever.
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>>50467839

She's probably happy
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>>50467680
It's ok anon, you should probably just do it, right? Doesn't that quiet and painless void that you were taken from sound so pleasant? No more worries, no expectations, no sadness, just a fade into nothing. Absolutely nothing. This place is all around you, its right in front of your face, one bullet or one handful of pills can show you how superfluous and arbitrary existence really is. All you or anyone else ever were was a flesh-bag of blood and biochemicals, meandering through some measly life that has no reward, always chasing at the heels of time but never really seeing one moment. All that holds you back is that cell you are locked in that keeps you from seeing how beautiful it is outside. You'll love it anon.
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>>50467680
Blade Runner was a shitty movie and he overreacted in that scene like a bitch. Someone who can relate to this movie would be unable to even commit suicide successfully.


KYS zoomer trash
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>>50468086
>posting fresco
>calling other people zoomers

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post vids and gifs and pics of grills that make you wanna throw a chair across the room after screaming GODDAMNIT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVWhJCMWNhQ
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ok

i like a lot of girls but the cutest are the ones who smile. Genuine emotions are the cutest, presumably due to my incapability of emotional expression and forming any meaningful interpersonal attachment with other people.

GODDAMNIT
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GPDDAMNIT ELIZA WHY
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can somebody post that pic of the naked girl holding the guy while watching Netflix
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74qQFvHyvdE
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>>50467889
irene is tastefully thicc

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What do you think about these girls, /r9k?
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>>50467940
are they siamese twins or some shit
i have a feeling the picture is small and not good for a reason
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>>50467940

i think they would like to be left alone, they look apprehensive.
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>>50467940
they've damaged their anuses from practicing triple cock in butt to impress Chad, Brad and Vince

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>room smells like piss and cum
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Smells like piss because his piss in a bottle #393 was overflowing
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>>50467343
post benis op
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>>50467491
I piss in my wastepaper bin actually
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>>50467343
How fucked am I?
>Have 2 piss bottles
>Use a cum towel that I wash every 2 weeks
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my room smells the same, i have a back door in my room that goes outside and i use it every night to piss in the garden directly next to my room, so the smell of piss wafts through into my room. I also have a bin with so many cum tissues in it when i try to close the lid it feels like im drowning a small child.

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Do girls ever actually get off on this, or is it something that whores do 100% for the audience?
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Arousal=/=getting off
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>>50467025
She gets off on people paying her money for doing this.
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>>50467025

A girl gave me a blowjob in bed once. When I finished, there was a gigantic wet spot where her pussy was while she was laying down. It wasn't piss. I hadn't ate her out yet.

Now if girls can leak grool on command, I really don't know, I'm the one with a dick. Some femanon can confirm or deny.




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