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>Hi anon, welcome to prison. What were you saying about killing Nazis again?
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>>58495974
>If I am a skinny lanklet but I totally agree with them would they protect me from the negros?
bump desu
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>>58495879
No, you are blind and ignorant. Remember who the Jews are, where they truly originate. They are the racemixed descendants of what was a near-European people.
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I thought you fucking americunts fixed racism.
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>>58495974
They're not so much interested in political ideologies as survival in prison. If you want to belong just be down for your people and be useful. Knowing how to draw art or being a jailhouse lawyer will get you just as far as being a hulk.
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>claim to be superior
>in jail
>in jail with a bunch of subhuman scum
>in jail as white dudes when its hilariously easy to get away with crime as a white guy

Lmao theres a reason nazis got skull fucked by the USSR and the US

Fellas, is it gay to suck your own dick?
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>>58495382
No. Is jerking off gay?
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Fellas, how do I do this without injuring myself? I was thinking about using a rope and tightening it but I don't want to snap my neck.
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>>58496271
but if sucking your own dick or giving yourself a handjob is gay, and male-male sex with a different male than yourself is gay, then either all males are inherently gay or gay doesn't exist because it is the natural state for males and thus does need an "other sexuality" label of "gay" because its just "normal" because all men are gay by default.
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>>58496271
>It isn't necessarily gay to get a bj from a man
Explain you're self.
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>>58496540
Imagine you are blindfolded, and a person gives you a bj. Afterwards, you are told either a man or woman was selected at random to blow you. Is this gay? Perhaps; we're dealing with quantum homosexuality at this point because it's impossible to calculate how gay you are, only the odds that you are gay. In this case it's 1:1, meaning you're as likely to be gay as to be straight. Unless, of course, you collapse the system by observing it (removing the blindfold).

>>58496531
Masturbation isn't gay. Consider this: you cannot tickle yourself because your body cannot stimulate itself in the correct way to result in that reaction. The human body is designed to determine between itself and others, therefore -in a psychological sense- masturbation and handjobs are two completely different things. This is why putting your hand to sleep and then jerking off with it feels different (and why it's gay, by the way).

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ITT: fembot life goals

>Find rich old man with a beta son
>Marry him and become beta son's step mother (even though he's probably older than me)
>Wait for rich husband to die and inherit all his things
>Invite Chad to live with us (who I was cheating with from the start) and force beta stepson into calling Chad "dad"
>Now "parents" to a pathetic son who's older than both of us
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>>58496611
>find beta provider who is ugly but wealthy
>cuck him with Chad on the side
>get pregnant by Chad
>make the beta raise him
>cuck him with other Chads throughout our marriage
>divorce him and take half his stuff

The good old fashioned method works best.
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>>58496611
No one is gona marry any of you ugly whores.

Now get off my board.
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>>58496692
This is how society worked for thousands of years. I dont see anything wrong with it. Beta gets a wife, Chad gets sex, woman gets emotional/financial stability and hot sex with Chad on the side, and Chads kid is raised in a stable two parent home. Literally the optimum model for society.
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>>58496727
Yeah, sad that incels are refusing to fulfil their biological role as stepdads and cucks, and think they are somehow entitled to a cute untouched virgin wife.

Modern incels are literally causing civilization to crumble with their entitlement and stubbornness.
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>>58496611
Here's a story, partially a self insert but details were made fictional. Fembot life.

>be me
>dead
>living historians document my life
>they find text logs of my ebf breaking up with me
>historians question mark because who takes ldrs seriously

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Do autists get along better with other autists than normalfags? Or is two autists interacting like matter and antimatter meeting?
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>>58493214
In my experience it's the latter. Almost every person with known or obvious autism I've ever known I detested or could not stand.
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I generally don't like NTs because they are not the smartest bunch. You cannot have a good conversation with them, it's all about bullshit like sports and Kardasians but as soon as I mention one lousy technical concept they lose interest. They're really easy to offend too. They have good dope though.
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>>58493214
In my experience autists do get along better with other autists when they are kinda on the some lvl I feel. I see there is a mutual lack of care about structure and/or social masks. Those awkward silences become a moment of pease, no need for small talk, same logic, easy to follow each others abstract thoughts etc etc. I personally have way less social anxiety when being surrounded by others that are on the spectrum and my behaviour becomes more natural. The only thing that can go terrible wrong is when you both have a very different but strong opinion on something and can't let it go. I noticed some autists have a hard time with the whole "agree to disagree" thing. Including myself sometimes unfortunately. It's so ridiculous that it almost becomes funny
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>>58495074
Might wanna work on your EQ buddy
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>>58493214
autists dislike autists

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How can one man be so based? incredible
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>>58495338
this shit isn't fair why should jannies always get laid but imma khv 4life?
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>>58495338
Jannies are commies. Kill em' all
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>>58495338
The best post on this board right now. God speed you glorious bastard!
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>>58495338
how can a man be so fucking based

>just ate 3 TV dinners
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>>58496657

Kid's cuisine. Them shits were good.
Jk, I'm not OP.
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>>58496425
I just ate 3 tv's
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>>58496691
Did it hurt? How did it taste? What kind of TVs?
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>>58496425
Ive just bad bread with a glass of onions milk.
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>>58496705
>Did it hurt?
pic related
>How did it taste?
pic related

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Wtf?

>hot girl (pic related) asks me to book an Airbnb for the weekend
>we can neither find a suitable one nor a hotel (the good hotels are closed due to COVID and she wants us in bathing suits for an interior hot tub as an airbnb amenity which we can't find)
>she seems tentative to go out at all and mentions getting her period again and feeling lackadaisical
>i say okay, i grant her bail
>fast forward now
>i tell her I'm getting mixed messages and I've already fattened myself up with noodles so I can't go
>pic related is her answer
what do I say? Sorry I'm retarded.
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>>58496367
Post more of her poosay
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>>58496395
>>58496396
I have no idea what she sees in me but what's the best way to say not this weekend, but the next one is fine?
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>>58496114
Get massages and drink wine at 11
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>>58496367
ok so whats the problem here? Take the opportunity to go or fucking dont if you dont want to like why are you making a post about such a stupid question? Dont even answer that just go with her dummy.
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>>58496250
If you don't take the lifeline she is throwing you this thing is over. Most women are very low patience and will bail if the first time for a date lapses. This means she REALLY likes you.

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>Upstairs neighbors hosting what sounds like a pick-up basketball game/impromptu grape-stomping session
>Car parked right outside my window playing loud trap music with the doors open
>Roommate waltzing around the house on speakerphone talking to his landwhale girlfriend
>Edm party in the bar a block away
>Someone's mowing their lawn across the street in the dark
>Next door neighbor blasting herself singing Whitney Houston covers over a PA system for several hours now, same three songs over and over,
Midnight Thursday night.

Supposedly "noise-canceling" headphones aren't working at all, god it sucks to be poor

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What's your biggest, most specific fear in life? And how has it effected you so far?
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I'm afraid of the combination of strong winds and structural failure.
Good examples would be being in a tall building during a storm or plane being caught in crosswinds. Very irrational.
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>>58496391
Most irrational fears are very grounded in very rational fears, but they get projected onto facets of our lives where they seem irrational.
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>>58495712
I'm terrified of going blind, drawing is my one hobby.
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>>58495712
>What's your biggest, most specific fear in life? And how has it effected you so far?
needles
which is weird since i'm afraid of nothing else but sea creatures
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Fear of failure. Specifically failure within academia.

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>Just hire an escort bro
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>>58496001
Imagine falling for this scam. Regular escorts are not that expensive, this is an onlyfan-tier whore that preys on simps
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>>58496120
Bianca lives?
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>>58496001
If you're this retarded then maybe you don't even deserve a whore.
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>>58496001
There's a difference between an escort and a prostitute.
You're paying an escort for their time and company, which doesn't always have to mean sex.
A prostitute is who you pay to have sex with, and usually it's just sex.

Quite frankly, it's probably best NOT to drop a grand on someone who's terms and conditions are "up in the air" when it comes to the sex part, and it's probably best NOT to drop a grand if you aren't filthy rich.
Escort services are usually purchased by wealthier classes, sometimes for image, sometimes for company, and sometimes it leads to sex, but other times not even the client looks for that, they might just be purchasing services to bring them to a fancy dinner party.
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>>58496291
I don't recall her having tits that big, lol.

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What's been the highlight of your life so far?
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>>58495299
also vouch

everyday texted, called and ft me and was so cute

then one day got bored and found someone new i guess and told me to fuck off basically

what i would still do to spoon her
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>>58495200
diving a 1970s warship
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>>58495200
It's been a while since i had one...
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I had a gf for a little while. She pretended to love me. I finally felt loved, accepted, like I belonged somewhere, like I finally had a purpose. Then she broke up with me and left like it was nothing at all.
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>>58495200
Fucking a bitch in public lol

Is smoking weed based or degenerate?
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>>58493976
It's the only thing that stops me from killing myself so I would have to say it's pretty degenerate
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>>58494625
Basically this, same as drinking alcohol. Smoking once in a while as a social activity = based. Smoking alone on a regular basis because you're a depressed loser = degenerate
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>>58494359
Nah hard drugs are for the REAL robots
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>>58494400
>psychedelic if you take enough...
i didnt know this until i took too much and it was one hellish ride. once i started tripping i noticed i couldnt feel my diaphragm moving (it was, i was just really numb from the massive dab rip) and i started to manually breath for at least 2 hours before i realized how much of a retard i was being.
4/10 would probably do it again some day though.
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its based but only if you do it with some awareness of what your actually doing.

THC is an stimulant. its actually a lot like coffee but it effects your conscious mind more.

cbd is a psychodelic but a very weak one. it basically has to be used with THC to have an affect.

psychodelics are based because they generate information in the brain. as long as you don't latch on to a stupid idea and let that be reinforced by the psychodelic, it is very insightful

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<- My liberal gf is getting redpilled. There is still hope to form a family with her.
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2/2 of the redpill(dot)
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>>58496647
>>58496660
you're both braindead, >>>/pol/ and KYS
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>>58496668
why are you like that anon? don't have any friends?
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>>58496636
Ah! So your sister finally caved.
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>>58496715
>your brain on jewish incest porn

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I'm scared to be honest.
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>>58496693
What are you currently scared of anon?
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>>58496693
You can be honest with me.

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Throw the jannie down the well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQyheZxZurs&t=6s




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