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5 percent of men are having more sx then bottom 50% of men

How are men okay with this
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>>75676302
you source of the spicy pic?
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>>75675661
Because men are weaker and getting weaker. They like this reality, or they would have done something to prevent. Yes, I am victim blaming, I do it to women too. Fuck you.
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>>75675661
that 5% can beat the shit out of the bottom 50%
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Realistically what can I do about it?
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>>75675845
Imagine you're living in an apartment and some fatty like this femanon falls through the ceiling and crushes you to death with her beta loser mounted on top of this ham planet.

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London has fallen.
Falling down, falling down.
London has fallen.
My fair roastie.
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>>75676106
LONDON FALLING
IT WAS ONCE A NICE TOWN
EXTINCTION'S DECLARED, MY NEIGHBORS ARE BROWN
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>>75676106
Sirs London is doing well ok sirs please have some curry it's our national dish
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>>75676404
diversity built britain.
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It's so over for London t. Norway

Thread for discussions about self harm and mutual support

good evening edition

Hello
>How are you doing today?
>Any plans for today?
>When was the last time you hurt yourself?
>Why did you hurt yourself?
>Is there anything bothering you right now?
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>>75673755
>patch yourself up fren
i did! no need to worry about that.
>was it that bad?
yeah, it was liek reliving it all again. 0/10 wouldn't recomend.

>>75673883
>Hope it doesn't ruin your whole day
it mostly didn't. i'm surprised by this, but honestly? if i don't think about it it'll be ok.

>>75674521
seraa! it's been a while. i wondered where you went.
>i might share the demo i came up with today.
i'd love to listen to it!!!
>how are y'all ? what have you been up to as of lately ?

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>>75674133
>I'm good at english so I passed it ez pz
nicely done :> always impressed by people speaking other languages. Know that's a very american thing to say, but i can't even imagine how hard it is and I flopped the few I was motivated to learn (guess not enough though ha)
>do all of them celebrate christmas?
the person i want to shop for most i know doesn't really do it, but she's special case. Everyone else does, but they're the difficult ones.
> like a power bank,
aha might actually be a good one for a few people so i'll keep in mind, since it works, thanks :D

>>75674355
what you described sounds how it kinda works for me as well I suppose. A small thought causes me to get lost in the past, can't stop dwelling on things years ago, and i fall apart and get negative about the present. Miserable feeling and hope you don't feel like that again anytime soon

>>75674521
hey sera! Would be happy to check it out! Glad you're focusing on more positive things.
Me I'm just busy with work and side work like usual


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>>75675356
>did you get anything nice today?
ye, a little chocolate santa
I'm wondering witch end of his should I bite off first >:3
>boo! :/
well said
>we'll always have your back. (*^*)
^^
and I've got all of your backs as well :>
>they don't wanna get on my naughty list...
uh oh, I know at least one scoundrel that should be shaking in his boots rn

>>75675564
>no need to worry about that
good job

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>>75675564
>hiya yuanon!!! i'll listen to it when i can<3 thank you very much!!
anytime. (^-^)

>>75675673
>hey yuanon, how's your day going?
it's slowly coming to an end. just watching a stream rn. i'm pretty tired for some reason and have a hard time concentrating on the thread. it's gonna be one of those evenings... ^^'

>Idk who's worse. Shopping for someone I kinda know what to get, but wanna make a good impression, or shopping for people i don't care about, don't know well enough, but obligated to do so..
i'm just glad we don't do that anymore. if we have a good idea or something that we all can enjoy together, sure, but we don't buy stuff just to buy it. i guess it's easier to get stuff for people you don't care about. you can always get some tech or cosmetic products and be done with it. with someone you care for it's a bit different, i guess. it should have some sentimental value. if she cares for stuff like that, of course... don't wanna be in your shoes right now. ^^'

>>75675841
>a little chocolate santa
you've been a good boy all year, so that little santa is well earned.


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to start things off, i would like to apologise for replying so late to all of you, i spent the past few hours preparing a meal, eating and taking my time with showering and such, im unsure if there's anybody on the thread anymore but i think it's worth replying to yall.
>>75674978
hey yuanon, im real glad you've been doing rather well as of recently.
>any plans for the week?
i don't think i have any solid ones apart from trying to work on music and perhaps work on shooting a music video or something along those lines, nothing too fancy, ill try to make an art type clip to go with it.
>>75674982
hello cat, im sorry you've been quite tired and busy but i believe it'll be worth it in the end, try to take care of yourself as much as you can and push through the days. i hope everything goes well with the exams.
>>75675564
hey lavender, i understand you, being quite in the middle and not knowing whether to feel good or bad about it. try to pass the days without thinking much about it, try keeping yourself entertained somehow. i hope it gets better for you soon.
>>75675673
hey officeanon, i understand you're quite busy and that's not a bad thing yet i hope it's mot too harsh and tiring for you. take good care of yourself, mentally and physically, it's important.

ps. i uploaded the demo on vocaroo, ill attach it yet i'll probably delete it in a few hours.
https://voca.ro/18NdA31mOXKI

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hikki edition

rusted >>75657011
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>>75675556
NTA he just needs to do his research on soijaks
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gonna make shaving legs a regular occurrence
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>>75676143
i want him to be inside me
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>>75676143
Too brown. You have bad taste
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boop a de boyfie
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>>75674394
plans changed, spend the evening playing lethal company again. Now a little bit more knowledgeable than the first time haha. Been progressing in ys?
>Seems like you got your eye on sb
yeah true, but havent downloaded it yet. want to play it around christmass i think :3
>ys 8
the one was on a greek looking island right? great you are liking it
>music
true enough. youtube also creates mixes of music, great for discovering new things, works very well actually
agreed with 3am, the melody sounds kinda funny. do you also have a song to share? :3
>inuyasha
i see, you mentioned that before about some genres.
>You buying second hand gucci or something? :O
hahaha yes, gucci and supreme underwear :P
>Good thinking, lmk how that goes
have contacted them, am kind of waiting for what address to send it back. So hopefully i can send them back tomorrow...

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Then join our this cord server

>SJk4efDCpN

All losers r welcome
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>>75674377
cmon man you gotta give me some motivation to join it. whats so cool about it huh
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>>75675098
Nothing. If you're not a loser go away

Reee
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>>75675098
We have autism, depression, suicide, incels, egirls and coomers. We are so cool
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>>75675756
yeah I'm not going to join a retarded simp fest of subhuman normies worshipping around a few egirl whores get teh fuck off this board and kill yourself faggot also get banned
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>>75674377
Why is this server so good?

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I WAS GOING TO EAT INSTANT RAMEN BUT IT TURNS OUT SOMEONE ATE MY LAST PACKET. WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS IT?!?!?!? OWN UP AND YOUR PUNISHMENT WILL BE LESS SEVERE!!!! I TRUST I DONT NEED TO REMIND YOU THAT I AM THE FUTURE QUEEN OF HELL AS WELL!!!!! YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER NOT TO MESS WITH ME BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>75675338
Is ramen all you eat these days? What about those melon pan thingies you're so fond of?
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>>75675660
they arent really enough for a full meal baka..... but they're still good for a breakfast snack!!!!
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>>75675747
I'm sure the dog agrees.
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>>75675985
hmph... that baka dog always stealing my melonpan even after i made him my familiar....
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>>75675338
H-hold on, you mean this n-new ramen wasn't for me? HAHAHAHAAHAH WHAT A SILLY MISTAKE OF COURSE

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>When an overweight guy walks into the gym

Uhhm like, go to mcdonalds instead fatass lol we don't want you here
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>haha fatso just go to the gym
>yikes what is he doing at the gym
Foids are mentally ill and deserve all the violence.
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>>75676462
I as a fat ass can lift more than any woman or old man, who make up the majority of gym goers. I can even out lift some zoom zooms with their broccoli hair
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>>75676480
this, i hate woman for this like you wouldnt believe

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Adventures with waifu edition

Rules:
1. Talk about your waifu!
2. Be devoted to your one waifu for laifu!
3. Let waifuism guide you.
4. Don't feed drama or shitposters.
5. NO 3DPD!
6. Most importantly, have fun!

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Waifu bathing with you
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>>75670939
Comfier than the police morgue.
>>75671141
This is pretty much their situation in the whole series. I always imagine being the one to take them in and provide them with a home.
>>75673257
I would imagine that would be quite nice, although it might be difficult given since they are both quite tall.
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Husbando is cuuute!
Husbando is sooo cuuuute! <3
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Waifu going hiking with you
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>>75674780
Even when they are just in the background of panels or scenes, Anna and Yuni are adorable.

Just switch teams anon. Trooning out will just get rid of your inceldom. If you pass the transition obviously
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So you're acknowledging troons are the opposite of incels? Incels aren't troons. Troons hate incels and are trying to humiliate/insult them by making them troons themselves.

This troon shit needs to stop.

Incels want women, just get rejected, the solution to that is not chopping their balls off so you dumb evil faggots can have yourselves a giggle.

The solution to you dumb evil faggots is to let you bleed out of your axewound and die, or just encourage your inevitable suicide.
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not a troon but I am starting to realize my inceldom is really just me being a sexuality repressed homo. I always assumed that I was just a prison gay from being lonely. looking back on my life I had hundreds of opportunities to hook up with a girl and I sabotaged every single one. I always thought of it as spilling my spaghetti and fucking everything up because I'm a fuckup loser, but I think I'm actually just gay and have been lying to myself about being bisexual this whole time.
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>>75675252
Do you know more art like that? That ender pearl thing is hilarious

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what if u had a vagina instead of penis balls
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>>75676234
I'd immediately fuck Chad, of course.
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>>75676234
Thankfully I don't. Vaginas are for bitches to get fucked up
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>>75676234
can i also have female skeleton and boobs and clitoris and ovaries

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>asian femanon tells me men only want stacies
>tell her she is lying and even she doesnt believe that
>conversation goes well
>ignores me afterwards
so why do women invent lies like that men only want "stacy" but always do this
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>>75675789
im a massive loser, and I basically only ever fell in love with the Asian girls. they're always my oneitis and crushes. only time I fell in love with a white girl was when I moved to a white only neighborhood with literally zero Asian girls in the entire school. one drop of an Asian girl makes an entire room full of white girls completely invisible to me

I don't know how to feel about this
take it for what you will. I'm autistic and low status
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>>75675919
they're not worth it unless you have an humiliation fetish
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>>75675967
why do you mention that i don see the correlation
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>>75676434
Cuz they cheat like crazy especially Japanese girls and to a slightly lesser extent Chinese girls
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>>75673777
Because women, especially teens and young women are just virtue signaling. They just say what they think sounds good and virtuous. But in reality they're just bad people

>be me
>have a brother
>calls everything he doesn't like gay
>calls everyone he doesn't like a faggot
>sleeps on the couch in the living room
>plays vidya with his friends with xbox hooked up to tv
>all day every day all i can hear is just him shouting over a mic
>makes studying in the same house impossible
>makes LIVING in the same house impossible
>leaves the living room a mess
>leaves the kitchen a trash heap
>and the toilet... ough the toilet
>he constantly gets on the nerves of others and even when they buckle down and arrange a fight or something or other, he pussies out and tells on them
>get into an argument with him one day
>he calls me tubby

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No sometimes you need to smack a bitch
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>>75676453
How could you have changed it? I'm running into similar issues.
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>>75676476
he's my little brother
he copied a lot of my and my other siblings' habits and i think if i were maybe a little nicer myself growing up, he could have followed closely behind
there's no undoing what's been done, of course
but i still wish there were a way

My dad's really immature. I feel like I'm dealing with a teenager. Pic unrelated.
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>>75675680
how is he immature?

do girls find 5'3 guys cute or is it only trannies? i want to kill everyone
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Kind of. Being this short is a bit of a novelty as a guy. Women see you as non threatening mostly. But not attractive.

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just woke up
feel really sad
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same god really hates me
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>>75675864
it's ok OP, you will feel better soon. No sadness lasts forever.


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