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Who do you think killed this lovable guy?
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>>83107715
why is it always a sloppy job?
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>>83107731
They are simultaneously the most powerful people who are capable of mind-controlling billions of people, with limitless resources, but also always fuck up so badly that some random schizo on the internet can figure out their entire life's work.
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>>83107244
Israel because he was the most important figure on the right when it came to the younger demographics. He was beginning to push back against Israel First.
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>>83107285
You sound like a limp wrist faggot, just so you know
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>>83107752
They're just like the aliens that are capable of intergalactic travel at warp speed but always fuck up and crash into shit once they get here because flying suddenly gets too hard to do in our atmosphere.

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I've discovered that if I jerk off before bed, I will wake up about an hour later from having a nightmare.
So I got that going now. Great.
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Sometimes i'll edge for hours and orgasm before bed and then still wake up hard not that long after falling asleep

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Could I get a girlfriend or are my standards unreasonable?

>don't make fun of me for being a virgin
>be nice to me sometimes
>give me more time and attention than anyone else
>don't be far from my age (21)
>be at least half my race (white)
>don't have a recessed chin
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>>83107850
if you forgot to add
>don't be fat
then no.
If you are fine with a whale then maybe if you're lucky
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sadly i wouldnt want you unless ur standards were higher
i would never get with a guy who had been with a nonwhite or would consider a nonwhite :/
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>>83107850
well, the only way to find a girl that matches these criteria is to date her. the question is, can you get dates ?
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>>83107865
I'm healthy but I want to lose a bunch of weight to get hollow cheeks. I'd be willing to wait for her, too

>>83107879
half white isn't non white baka

>>83107883
I'll get back to you after I ask a girl out
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>>83107889
>half white isn't non white
cmon like italians are black we all know this

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Previous : desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83041327

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Ignore impolite moids

FAQ:
>What is this thread?
A place for biological women to talk about their lives.
>Why aren't you on Crystal Cafe?
It has been aggressively raided for years and is dead.
>Well, you're raiding my male safe space!
r9k is not a male board. https://wizchan.org/ is.
>I'm a man, can I post here?
Please don't, but if you are going to anyway, be polite and indicate your gender.

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any of you nonas have tips for what to do with my hair? don't worry, you can trust me. i'm a male feminist, hehe
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>>83107785
This post is an example of a nigger
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>>83107786
do you want to keep your hair long or?
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>>83107789
>she keeps spiraling
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>>83107786
It's no wonder women are dating men from Bharat if this their other option.

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This is the most nuclear blackpill I have ever seen kek.

Women aren't human.
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>>83105407
>>83105500
>I take my marriage vows seriously
if you're not religious it means nothing

what does marriage offer men? why the fuck would anyone not religious get married?
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It's worth mentioning that it's extremely likely that this guy has a lifelong health condition that's made him like this.
So she WILLINGLY chose to marry a vegetable, just to cuck him with another man.
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>>83106868
It's a vow that you will stay with your partner exclusively, no matter what, in sickness and in health, until one of you fucking dies. If you don't want to make that vow with your woman then you have the wrong woman. If you wouldn't make that vow ever, lmaoing@urlife
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>>83107227
so no better than a pinky promise, got it
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I hate this gay Earth so much sometimes

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dislocated my shoulder going down the stairs because some dickhead dropped their suit case, and while everybody was crowding around me somebody groped my chest and pussy
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I wonder if you're told I have aspergers. Im quite popular in my town, im a model, im 6'10 and I have a house at 22 . What do we have to discuss?
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>>83107137
>I wonder if you're told I have aspergers. Im quite popular in my town, im a model, im 6'10 and I have a house at 22 . What do we have to discuss?

are you having a stroke?
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>>83107131
aw that sucks, sorry to hear that fembot

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>reserved in a expensive restaurant famous for flavorful food this Saturday that costs at a minimum of 100 bucks
>got hyper flu and cant taste or even swallow shit comfortably
why fate? why?
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>>83107662
How do you feel about her getting plapped right now?
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>>83107691
that's what i'm saying. his sister's husband probably woke up mid sleep to slip it in her fucking little butthole
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>>83107691
>>83107710
I do not give a svit. I care more about my flu.
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>>83107637
why are you going to a restaurant with the flu retard don't you know you're contagious?
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>>83107790
i highly doubt you don't give a shit that your sister is receiving ropes of cum inside of her vaginal canal, i highly doubt that. her butthole getting licked regularly? yea... you aren't going to be able to ignore that

Why don't anons look like this instead of looking like basedjaks or uglier copies of Sam Hyde? Why can't you strive to be sweet looking like him?

Why are men inclined to kill their families?
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>>83107655
Family annihilators are a reoccuring phenomenon
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Why are women inclined towards this male personality. I mean, look, they even give them their bodies and give them families
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>>83107623
only coomer incels are
he got fit, a hotter woman offered her butthole, he killed his entire family for it
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Sigh... so this is why women chose the bear. I understand everything.
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Type of loser scrotes that just let life happen to them then get angry it didn't go the way they planned. Wahhh she made me get married wahhh she made me have kids wahhh she made me work a shitty job I hate I'm gonna kill myself but not before I kill her and those stupid fucking kids for making me a slave

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Life is unfair
Kill yourself, or get over it
Life is unfair
Kill yourself, or get over it
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>>83107759
>get over it
Meaningless phrase people say to feel superior to those suffering.

Why do anons get upset when I say I want a bf with blonde hair and blue eyes?
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>>83107798
>are you white
Ye
Oregon Trail
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>>83107768
I get upset because I'm a dirty mick and I have black hair and brown eyes and I know that every foid who says she wants a white bf wants a blonde haired blue eyed bf.
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>>83107777
Sorry anon. I will broad my horizons then. I also think grey eyes and green eyes are fine too
I guess gingers and light brown haired ones too, if they are cute
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>>83107822
no dark hair and dark eyed white guys are cutie too, as long as theyre pale
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>>83107854
nta but that's me exactly so tyy

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>but it's complicated!
And you're a pedophile.
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>>83107196
>Diddy territory
Fuck I almost feel bad for Diddy. Nigga was on top of the world for decades and is now reduced to one step above Epstein.
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>>83102357
Robots now are either 17 or 35.
You can guess which case it is for OP.
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>>83107528
>they're at very different stages in life
They're both in school and don't know anything. 5 years is a bit much but 3-4 is fine
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>>83102336
Subhuman handwriting physiognomy
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>>83102336
>muh preferences!
well my preference is legal dating age

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Is shyness what causes men to become virgins?
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the complicated hell we're in, I can't explain why I'm shy
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>>83107315
Not necessarily. Shyness is just something that may discourage social ambitiousness and comfort. Being anxious about social acceptance and letting it control who you talk to or convey a sense of unease or low confidence will turn people away from you because it becomes awkward, which nobody enjoys. They may even take advantage of you, which is also unattractive because that signals weakness/vulnerability. You can be shy, but actively choosing to indulge and feed it makes you weaker and reduces the contact with others you'll have in the first place. It's arguably not that different from the kind of people who freak out at others when they don't validate their egoistic delusions. Like the flip side of the same shit coin: low self-image and fear of not meeting up to other's standards for acceptance.
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shy wouldn't

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Some daddy kink girls don't understand that Dad>daddy>dada>papa>father>pa
Who else agrees?
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>>83106286
I DO NOT want girls younger than me call me PA!
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>>83106286
all of these are gay except for daddy, which is what my gf calls me. She is also a masochist.
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>>83106286
accidentally..not rly an accident ..calling bf dad >
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>>83106286
calling a guy "dad" just feels wrong
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>>83106286
Swap papa and dada, put daddy below papa and I agree. Dad is by far the best. Pa is cute.

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28 years old failure here, retreated myself inside the walls of my room 8-9 years ago, time around me kept flowing, my body aged, but i never seeked mental maturity, i wasnt able to, i consider myself the same i was 10 years ago, maybe more patient and tollerant. I got the occasional job a couple of times, but it didnt last more than a month on the average, i got pretty lucky previous year with a decebt blue collar job, my medical condition stepped in, i had a collapse on the way to work and lost that job. It was a good feel having money at your disposal i cant deny it, the offset was having to keep everything in check (healthwise) and having to interact with other people, most of which i didnt like, and even with the one i could tolerate it was hard to keep it easy. I like being by myself, and occasionaly chat with the few friends i have left, i enjoy smoking weed, however i started to realize it is a waste of money, time and health, it makes me anxious. Lately, more often than ever, my body developed needs i couldnt realize i ignored for the past 10-15 years. When i was younger i had my share of interaction with girls, at some point i thought a few of them might like me, and i was not wrong. i had a run down with a girl who liked me a lot, but i didnt like her. When it came up the intent of having sex, we tried without success, i wasn able to insert myself in her, firstly i was kinda scared of hurting her therefore i did not want to see any blood, secondly, i didnt like the sensation of the condom, thirdly i could feel inhibition in the air, also she wore sandals which made me rethink the idea of licking and cuming on her feet (it was a big turn off seeing her with those dirty shoes). Back to my bodily needs, at this point the curiosity of how sex would feel, and what love is, are so callously engraved in my personality, that i feel stunted, maybe what scrrwed me was thinking too much, and not enough acting considering there are a lot of people (cont.)
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(cont) there are a lot of people who i consider uglier, and dumber (heres my mental maturity btw) which have sex on the daily, they sell themselves to the nastiest form of pleasure, and they probably dont search for more, and think that is what love is.
This life i'm experiencing is coming to its brink, my emotions are too encrusted, my estrus is fading, and with it my curiosity. Dont think too much anons, follow your will, understand fear and anxiety as organic, get to their roots, and dont think to estirpate them, instead treat them with cure and see your weakness as part of your pure self, we are machines blessed by the knowledge and consciousness of ourselves, some would call it god, others would say it's the coincidence of life. Either cases dont treat yourself with hate, or you will end up like me, don't overthink, try to be as pragmatic as you could, remember nothing is granted, life can be a gift if you dont bury yourself beofre being born.
My final message, goodbye.
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>>83107707
t'is a tragic life, anon. should you die, your story will be remembered by me
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>>83107784
I wouldnt call it tragic, there's much more tragedy to the world than there will be in my whole existence, i'd consider it a waste, socially speaking im not bringing nothing to the people around me, i've only been taking and taking, without giving. I dont have the courage to die, also my dad would feel really bad about it, i bet. Im not that scornful toward myself
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Time to get into video generation and turn your life around as an artist

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