[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/r9k/ - ROBOT9001

Name
Spoiler?[]
Options
Subject
Comment
Verification
4chan Pass users can bypass this verification. [Learn More] [Login]
File[]
  • Please read the Rules and FAQ before posting.

08/21/20New boards added: /vrpg/, /vmg/, /vst/ and /vm/
05/04/17New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random
10/04/16New board for 4chan Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts
[Hide] [Show All]


[Advertise on 4chan]

[Catalog] [Archive]

>degeneracy
>demoralization
>shill
>glowie
>controlled opposition
>divide and conquer
>psyop
>fedpost
>slide
>false flag
>antichrist
>satanic
>goy
>drone
>ZOGbot

Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

File: 10320 - SoyBooru.png (30 KB, 570x733)
30 KB
30 KB PNG
>Don't talk to me until I've had my COFFEE
>A real man drinks black COFFEE
>I love getting COFFEE at Starbucks with my friends
>For our first date, we should go get some COFFEE
>You don't drink COFFEE? What's wrong with you, you weirdo?
>I ran out of COFFEE and now I'm super tired and irritable all the time. No, I'm not going through withdrawals!
What is it with normies and being dependent on this stuff to even wake up in the morning? It's like the only drug that society actively encourages you do be addicted to besides alcohol.
10 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>84159096
>>A real man drinks black COFFEE
This is true thoughever
Creams are for bitches
>>
>>84159096
half of my mental breakdowns and anger outbursts stopped after i quit coffee, lol
>>
>>84159342
>Makes you have to shit yourself
?
>>
>>84159120
Gigabased. Tea is far superior to coffee.
>>
Real men drink Red Bull. I swear, after having a Red Bull only diet my life has been so much better. I'm productive, everything around me feels slowed down, it's such a treat.

Do any aspies want to be my slave?
>>
If you have Asperger's syndrome and want to be my slave, add me on Discord @melancholicoffins if interested.
>>
Maybe I'm dumb but are you looking for m or f
>>
>>84159673
Either. I am not necessarily looking for a relationship. I just want company. Social isolation is a higher predictor of early death than smoking and drinking.

File: brave_GrSHFvDb9H.png (372 KB, 344x567)
372 KB
372 KB PNG
>Come and fuck me Anon my Husband won't be here for about an hour

What do you even say?
>>
>>84159621
I need more than an hour to enjoy those brown milkies, no deal
>>
Defiling another man's wife is such a despicable and dishonorable act, that I'd rather deflower six virgin women instead
>>
>>84159621
she looks like a jeet
>>
In 2020 the CEO of Cross-Fit was investigated after claims of misconduct
On his office computer hard drive there were tons of pics of Salma lol
>>
>>84159621
>What do you even say?
You're not Japanese.

File: 1773631893470893.jpg (255 KB, 550x675)
255 KB
255 KB JPG
At The End of The Rainbow Edition

It's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other family you fancy. Whether it's your sister, brother, dad, aunt, cousin, etc go ahead and post about them. Discussion of the biology, poIitics, and psychology of consanguinamory (consensual incest relationships) is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, fetishspamming, simping, and schizophrenic spamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!

Previous: >>84099123 (part 1)
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84099123
>>84115838 (impromptu part 2)
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84115838

Story Library (needs updated): https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub
22 replies and 5 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>84159005
>what is the source for "there is a 98.75% chance of healthy children from sibling incest"?
I don't think there is a source for a number than high. The odds of a couple of siblings having a healthy child is still very in their favor but it's like 85-90% chance not 98.75%
>>
Poetbro, how are things going?
>>
>>84159031

FUCK
BREED
LOVE
KISS
MARRY
HUG
IMPREGNATE
SOULMATES
TRUE LOVE
BEST FRIENDS
>>84159052
>85-90
Not to be annoying but do you have a source for that?
>>
>>84159117
It's an estimate based on quadrupling the added birth defect risk of 3% for a birth between first cousins. (cousins share 12.5% of their genes, siblings share 4 times more of their genes)
>>
>>84154381
If a mom wears a wedding dress to her son's wedding does it mean she's emotionally possessive of him or sexually attracted to him?

File: IMG_7133.jpg (60 KB, 1024x1004)
60 KB
60 KB JPG
>video on "roughing it" in the wilderness, larping like pioneers of old
>uses a bunch of polyester clothing and tents and shit
>uses giga processed industrial slop food where you just add water like astronauts use
>uses a lighter to start the fires
>nothing about it is roughing it at all and its nothing at all like how pioneers lived on the frontier
>>
File: jontron.jpg (17 KB, 757x221)
17 KB
17 KB JPG
>>84158829
did you ever watch this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuRYaTVSuhs
>>
there are shitton of yt faggots doing primitivist larps. you're freely choosing to watch pansies instead and then you go here to complain that the people you're watching are pansies.

File: Sexy 90's cat girls.jpg (48 KB, 640x480)
48 KB
48 KB JPG
>trying to stay sober and lose weight
>get worked up thinking about my ex and crack a beer then pour a whiskey to calm down
>dad says he wants to order food instead of having me cook (healthy) dinner
>I oblige because I'm honestly depressed and don't feel like cooking anyways

Fuck man, I need to get my own place, a new gf (to forget about the old one), and electroshock therapy.
I feel like I am a subhuman slave to my environment, memories, regrets, and desires.
1 reply omitted. Click here to view.
>>
I am also trying to be sober and healthy. Im succeeding but at what cost. My life has not improved in any meaningful way. At least when I was high I could ignore my problems.
>>
>>84158961
I swapped alcohol for pills for this reason
>dad says he wants to order food instead of having me cook (healthy) dinner
This is one of the hardest parts of losing weight that no-one talks about. The people you live with are usually totally unsupportive, encouraging your to eat takeaways with them and complaining whenever you cook healthy food.
>>
>>84159460
I fucking love pills but I don't know where to get non-designer ones; even then I have a bad habit of mixing them with alcohol and weed.

But yeah, my dad is a very bad influence, he's an alcoholic and keeps copious amounts of booze in the house at all times and gets all sad sack cry bitch whenever I talk about moving out. He never got over my mom divorcing him. And yeah I was gonna cook salmon and brussel sprouts for dinner but instead we have subs and pasta and wings. Thankful, but still.

>>84159448
I just want to be in shape so I can post thirst trap pics to easily pull mid girls and stop giving a fuck about my manipulative ex who made me feel unloved while extractive resources since she knew I had nothing else, emotionally speaking
>>
>>84158961
>>84159435
glad ur allowing yourself to enjoy it instead of being hard on urself
tomorrows a new day, u can still continue your self-improvement journey then
>>
File: Comfy Pepe.gif (1.98 MB, 571x380)
1.98 MB
1.98 MB GIF
>>84159577
thanks, anon. It's just that sometimes a slip turns into a fall, and when you're slipping, it feels like you're falling.

but falling is fun, before you crash

File: 1747449509494388.mp4 (1.11 MB, 1280x720)
1.11 MB
1.11 MB MP4
You could had been a drug dealer to get a woman like the one on Breaking Bad.
>>
Do I get half of my body blown off like Gus as well?
>>
File: 1736119741961632.webm (2.14 MB, 480x480)
2.14 MB
2.14 MB WEBM
>>84159589
dealing drugs is dangerous hombre
>>
>>84159589
no I don't want to date a drug addict

I need a nose job my nose is giving me issues and it looks like shit but saving money is so hard ugh
6 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>84159325
>One doc said deviated septum and nasal valve collapse and it looks uneven,
as someone who got the insides of his nose fixed that stuff usually doesn't change how your nose looks on the outside, though it will make breathing easier which is pretty nice
>>
>>84159492
The other anon wasn't me I am sorry can you sketch it I am retarded I believe just have issues picturing
>>
>>84159302
Plastic surgery is the ultimate blackpill.
>>
File: 5r6rv8kchf991.jpg (62 KB, 563x752)
62 KB
62 KB JPG
>>84159503
>>84159511
This one might be easier than understand, and mine is even worse. It's basically a very obvious scar that doesn't connect cleanly, and that looks bulky and round (because of scar tissue).
>>
If biofoid and single we can talk and maybe I'll pay for it in exchange for feet

File: ou.jpg (781 KB, 3000x4000)
781 KB
781 KB JPG
why do piercings make incels seethe so much?
19 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>84158484
high correlation with slutiness
>>
>>84158484
I like chicks with piercings though and tattoos though.
>>
File: emily.png (763 KB, 900x787)
763 KB
763 KB PNG
>>84158484
>>84158498
FPBP
OP foid btfo
>>
>>84158484
i strongly suspect it's younger people who are puritan brained retards
that or unironic forever alone khhv trannies who resent tattoos and piercings because they associate it with other trannies, like half the posts in this thread
literal chuds on estrogen
>>
>>84159543
>younger people who are puritan brained retards
The founders of this country would get those women hanged alongside all the simps(You too)
Do you think you've more testosterone than literal conquistadors?

fembots with small tits and big asses, how do you feel about your body type, are you happy with your fat distribution or do you get insecure, do you wear baggy pants all the time, do you do squats
34 replies omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>84158533
>Fembots never seem to have big asses
Fembots are lazy fucks that don't work out
>>
>>84159301
I could never be that bold ahaha
>>
Another 70 iq meets tranny thread
>>
>>84159356
u seem like u have low self esteem, what do u think would cheer u up
>>
>>84158533
u are right anon, maybe the thread was a little too coomery

File: 1773700642636429.jpg (233 KB, 1125x2019)
233 KB
233 KB JPG
you think anya will say yes to be in rads avatar spin off movie

File: IMG_4628.jpg (406 KB, 965x1600)
406 KB
406 KB JPG
If an alien empire invaded wouldn't we be so vulnerable?


>Take out satellites
>EMP electronics
>Power grid destroyed

Society would instantly fall apart and we wouldn't know who , what or why is happening.


So why doesn't US do
This to Iran?
1 reply omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>84159279
Like the other anon says, emps are overrated. It would take a ton of energy (like a nuke) to emp a city. But that would only be temporary. It would have no more effect than a temporary blackout with electronic devices having to be restarted.
>>Power grid destroyed
An emp is especially bad at destroying the power grid. At best, you cause a widespread blackout requiring a black start, similar to what happened in Spain last year. You would knock out the power for a couple days at most.
And with our technology, this would require detonating a nuke over every city. You would be better off just bombing the power plants.
>>
>>84159279
We already have that capacity by detonating a nuke in space; America even did just that in the 60s, I think it was called operation fishbowl or starfish, and it fried a couple of satellites and interrupted some radio broadcasting over Hawaii. Also as other anons said that's the least of our worries for such a scenario; space is the ultimate high ground and we can maybe hit something in medium earth orbit with an ICBM if the aliens are stupid and took no evasive maneuvers at all against a launch. If an alien spacecraft wanted to fight, they can just sit in high Earth orbit and drop their version of a rod from god or asteroids on the planet with utter impunity for as long as they want to.
>>
>>84159562
If aliens wanted a fight they would launch our moon into the planet
>>
>>84159581
That's overkill, and if a civilization is capable of such feat, they could probably achieve much the same effect with an asteroid accelerated to a significant fraction of the speed of light and still save energy compared to moving the borderline planet sized moon; would be a hell of a flex though to send to moon into the earth
>>
>>84159631
If they are spending the energy needed to come to earth then I wouldn't be surprised if they wanted to flex a lil on us

File: 1752861963498812.png (337 KB, 600x565)
337 KB
337 KB PNG
Non-virgin girls genuinely think they deserve to live
65 replies and 3 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>84159384
Let me know her thoughts!
>>
>>84159276
It's not bullshit and you're supposed to only have sex with your forever guy. If you fear a life commitment that's just a flaw you need to fix. It's funny that men are supposedly the fuck around and spread their seed gender but it's women who love to whore around and "find themselves". It's extremely hard to find a girl past 20 that's a virgin. I can walk into any university's stem department and find a wide array of men of all ages that are virgins.
>>
>>84159402
I don't look like this but I say this.
>>
>>84159276
Just stop being a virgin slut and I'll marry you
>>
>>84159594
I don't fucking fear commitment that's my life fuel for me

File: IMG_0490.jpg (16 KB, 300x400)
16 KB
16 KB JPG
IM FINNA CUM
22 replies and 15 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
File: 141004 112656.png (32 KB, 1057x152)
32 KB
32 KB PNG
That you decided to
>>
File: 140917 120718.png (51 KB, 986x171)
51 KB
51 KB PNG
Do this shit and
>>
File: 140811 121208.png (43 KB, 1756x177)
43 KB
43 KB PNG
Believed that people would
>>
File: 140810 114922.png (38 KB, 1129x120)
38 KB
38 KB PNG
Like you for it
>>
File: 140730 113229.png (21 KB, 1494x102)
21 KB
21 KB PNG
This is your wake


[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10]
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10]
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.