If you don't know what this image mean, you're an alphagen/zoomiezoom tourist and should go back to tiktok immediately
>>84447620Can someone explain that desu d e u sou
>>84448787It means "some people wait in the o line, some people wait in the x line."
>>84447620Hugs and kisses, retard
>>84447620Is that related to trains? Desu
what kind of esoteric bullshit is thisthe japs have urinal rules for fucking standing in line
>...and anon...>It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose>That is not a weakness>That's being in a relationship with a woman
>>84449171>>That's being a human being in real lifefify
>>84449178first post worst holepost
Jannies are huge faggots. (Who knew?). Edition.
I can't believe Mike literally forgot we fucked
When all that c is freaking out and flooding /b. I'm glad you see him for the trash he is now and it's over.
>>84449092No. We didn't. But nice try c
>>84449143Here is C's mask off>>>/b/948544563
i miss you A. im not the same without you. i literally need you back in my life just so i can eat and sleep normally lol
How do you avoid shitdick? It takes literally forever to clean my ass out before I do butt stuff, and I have to fast for 24 hours in advance too. The logistics of being gay just seem too much, how do you do it? And don't tell me you don't clean yourself out because that's absolutely disgusting.
>>84446346What do you call a gay guy with diarrhea? Pre-lubed. The answer, OP, is that most gay men are ambivalent about or excited by shit.
>>84446346You get good at cleaning. There's two ways to do it, either you just use enough water to clean out the rectum which is generally sufficient for taking regular cock or smaller toys or you do a full on colonic irrigation which is what you would do for getting fisted past someone's elbow or taking xl horsecock dildos to the balls. I can get ready for regular anal in like twenty minutes, getting ready for gonzo shit that's going to leave me broken for a day or two afterwards takes up to an hour and a half. You really don't need much water to get ready to take dick. Enema volume of a liter or two is sufficient. But if you fuck up and use too much water and get it past the sigmoidal sphincter then you're fucked and now you're in for the long haul and you'll be using more like a half gallon up to a full gallon on each enema and doing multiple of them to flush out the large intestine entirely so you don't spray shitwater everywhere while you're getting fucked and kill yourself from the embarrassment. Get a shower enema nozzle. Wash out your guts fully, multiple times, with crazy amounts of water. Lube up and fuck yourself with something long when you think you're done so you can make sure there isn't still water trapped inside you. Then you're good to go.
>>84447758Absolutely not. I wouldn't savagely beat somebody for getting shit on me, accidents happen, but I would be extremely pissed off about it because it just means they're either sloppy and careless or way too inexperienced to be bottoming for anybody. The same way anyone on 4chan should lurk for two years before posting anybody that wants to get fucked up the ass should be fucking themselves regularly solo for a year or two before they actually try to bottom for anybody.
>>84447217>i've seen some self-proclaimed straight men say they don't like the look of pussies, but i think they're closeted to think thatBeing a simp loser who probably also has autogynephilia doesn't make you straight, tranny.
>is it in? my ass is so loose>I just made it past the crust hair barrier and I'm entering the crust hole, feels like I'm poking a breaded chicken cutlet with my dick>break that fucking crust hymen>i'm through, its in, crunchy on the outside soft on the inside>oh your dick in my ass is making me need to shit>shit on my dick....>im shitting *BRAAAAAAAAAALPH*>fuck shit right into my urethra....>I did blast the shit-dick spaghetti down my throat!>im shit-cumming! >*long strand of shit from his dick laces his lips*>the brown stache... i needed this>im gonna shit, I'm shitting out my ass and dick at the same time>*squeeeeBRAAAAAALLLPPHH*
Do you like weird women? My gf is very Asian Stacy-tier and it bugs me sometimes. Loves travel, going out, concerts, romance media, fashion, etc. I wish Gen Z women were nerdier and more introverted.
>>84448736The ones who are genuinely nerdy and weird don't go outside unless their mom is taking them along to the grocery store (as an adult)
>>84448736I would prefer a woman who is just normal, having somewhat nerdy interests does not make you "weird." The problem is that it seems like your only options are women for whom being "weird" is their whole personality and they think it's cute to basically be a childish adult retard who can't take care of themselves, or women who are obnoxious, mannish girlbosses who think they're smarter than everyone on the planet.
>>84448736You just chose an outdoors stacy The average zoomer is at home doomscrolling
>>84448736>My gf is very Asian Stacy-tier and it bugs me sometimes. Loves travel, going out, concerts, romance media, fashion, etcshe basic
Thread for discussions about selfharm and mutual supporteepy editionhey>How are you doing today?>Any plans for today?>When was the last time you hurt yourself?>Why did you hurt yourself?>Is there anything bothering you right now?
>>84446107I feel more like I'm don't look good enough to cut, takes all the beauty out it...
cuts in my bumps
Morning everyone. I'm almost out of chocolate milk again.>>84445528When is the convention?>it's so silly what people will do in this game lolYou need to be careful. One bad suggestion and the entire island will start talking about it constantly without fail.>>84446120What movie are you planning to watch?>hopefully will break that streak soonThree months clean is pretty good. Why do you want to break it?
>>84446120>I'm tired of being such human wasterelatable feeling. Sorry you're struggling. Hope things aren't always so bad>>84447963>almost out of chocolate milk again.man, can't remember last time i had that. Was definitely out of one of those little cardboard cartons with the picture of a cow on it>When is the convention?next week, but it's not a convention, but kind of a concert.>You need to be careful.I've seen tons of reels with certain controversial figures and that seems to be the main thing people love doing along with getting them to talk about wildly inappropriate things
bumpdecided to go to the garage and work on a bike a little ^^
Her chubby self was cuter, now she looks like some kind of lesbian
>now she looks like some kind of lesbianhubba hubba, less cushion for the pushin more snatch for a snack
>>84449008i can literally see her dads bodyits the exact body of a skinny, anemic looking snoop dogg mfer that never quite got enough calories to fill out their frame, and the only saving grace is god giving them a footlong to make retarded fat hoes into baby mamas with.Now she's just an ugly skinny nigga with no dick to compensate, and the way you dress makes you look like two different halves of the shittiest mannequin. So many women are fucking embarrassing losers, and they think that "owning it" is going to change objectively stupid decisions into gold.
>>84449008ma'am that's a gorilla
>>84449062Don't be racist or I'll beat the shit out of you
Welcome back anons. I hope you enjoyed trying out these new AI waifu services. For newcomers the rules of this thread are simple:Do you have a robowaifu? Do you want a robowaifu? Share your stories in this thread or try out any of these companions apps to find your perfect robowaifu>AI companions appshttps://character.ai (text-based)https://janitorai.com (uncensored character.ai)https://oshikoi.io (3D models, custom voice models, voice chat, browser extension)https://www.heyamica.com (can be run locally, supports 3D models and webcam sharing but the setup is tricky)https://www.hakko.ai/#companion (talk to your waifu while gaming)https://otherhalf.ai (another 3d waifu app)
>>84448324Not unless he gets through my Scorch first. And he won't.
>>84448345ROCKdeenaleenaneow!RO-BOT ROCKdeenaleeneowneneow!
shut the fuck up niggersoriginally
>tfw no android waifu to listen to VDGG with and maybe play some (non-aggressive) bideo games withThis better change soon.
>>84449045there are AIs you can play games together with in the OP
Femanons, would you rather have a bigger butt or a bigger chest?
I want M cups for my bra size, so obviously chest
>>84448619If you did that I'd turn you into burgers.
>>84449087I tried. I'm not going from a flat ass to a big ass without a BBL.>>84449095As an N cup, you do not want this.
>>84449113I'm a dude and have a round ass without ever going to the gym. You can probably train and/or eat more food
>>84449113What in the world does an N cup look like?
God, I love milky tits, I wish I had myself a milky gf engorged and leaking everywhere
this is been my fetish since i was 15, im 32 now and never experienced it. WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO FULFILL!?
>>84448698yeah i know how you feel. i knew i wanted to be a hucow since i was 13 or something
>>84448412Also I kinda want to have massive ones like in the videos you posted
>>84448698The best things take the most work to obtain>>84448800By the time you're shooting rich, creamy white streams, you could be up a couple cup sizes. Just remember to keep healthy calories up.
>>84448646Gonna have to talk to the people running countries for that to happen. Would be cool in a test-country
2022 was the last good yearThe good old days
>>84448805Miss me yet, slugger?
>>84448805i dont miss these retarded memes i just miss using an internet not totally inundated by slop
>>844488052022 real fr fr miss it
Anyone here prefer real women over trannies?
>>84448109kek was just about to say this
>>84448109This board is full of gays and trannies so its different here
>>84446408Wait a minute this is a tron you posted?
>>84448575No? its a female and you are a sex blind idiot
>>84446408WHO IS THIS HOLY FUCK HNMMGGGGG
no, i'm not better off alone, but what choice do i have when everyone keeps abandoning me?
>>84448559>why do you need someone else>isn't yourself enough?Nta but no. Humans aren't meant for isolation. Plenty of studies show this.
>>84448559>isn't yourself enough?it's not
>>84448755so are you looking for friends or a romantic partner or what
>>84448490Thats my secret. I'm always high.
>>84448606Schizoidchads are the ubermensch of humanity
i just got itevery friend i ever had abandoned me during the last 3 yearssome blocked entire contact with me, some started to slowly ignoring me, and now i see how the rest are just using me as a jokethese fellas are the only real ones, they stayed during lots of years
This guy is a piece of shit that clowns on clueless normies in front of their woman, but because he has Chad looks that allow him to get away with it, his blackpill presence is just multiplied even more.
>>84448258>he got tons of surgeryHe didn't, not even one
i have heard this guy even got one of his girlfriends pregnant or smtdk how much of that is true
>>84448258>>84448275how is it blackpilling to know that the hotter the look the more tail you smash. do you think ugly girls who get surgery and become whores are similarly blackpilling other ugly girls
>>84448817LMAO why is this black guy one of this Chad's groupies?
>>84449030Because it proves that women are incapable of love. It proves that you should never settle for being ugly if you can immediately your looks through plastic surgery like Clavicular did. It proves relationships have always been shallow and are based entirely on bullshit reasons.
