>light up a cig>smoke it all in under 30 secondsWhat the fuck? I see people smoking the same cig for minutes at a time. How do I make mine last longer? Am I smoking it wrong? How the hell am I supposed to enjoy a smoke when it's gone so fast? Are "smoke breaks" over that quick?
>>82690942There is no control group thougheverbeit. Perchance they meant "likeable".
>>82690981I, ah, actually don't smoke. Before this, the last time I smoked was two months ago when someone offered, and before that, a year. I only have tolerance because the army gave me nicotine addiction through nicotine pouches.
>>82690697Do you smoke the cheap ones? They burn fasterGet some American Spirits, they burn slow
>>82690697maybe beacause they reduce the amount of tobacco inthe cig to save cost or government regulation. I heard they have been doing it for a while
>>82690697sounds like youre sucking them down like your mom does the landlord when the rents due
I hate my body and my life. Why can't I be cute? Why is life do unfair?Why do others can be happy with their blessed bodies?
>>82690791Hair is shit. Face if full of beard. I'm somewhat fatty, can't be skinny. I'm manly and it's sad. Just wish I could be cute, life isn't fair. While everyone is enjoying life with their blessed bodies, living on easy mode. I'm stuck here being sad. No one cares about me, if I was cute enough, everyone would love me. "I'm a weird guy, but I was a twink/femboy or even a girl, everyone would find me funny, cool and cute"
>5'6>been hit on by women and men>long hurly hair>pale skin>big brown eyesit's a special kind of heavenI'm gonna drop more weight soon
>>82690870I have the same stats but no one has hit on me. This is due to the fact than I am Han Chinese.
>>82690714You do get harassed if your twink or femboy and everyone thinks your some lust demon but I just want to go to the bar without some fat English dude to come up to me and hit on me and not taking no for a answer
>>82690764Why is everyone so sad like why
reminderdo not reply to threads/posts written by womenmost of the time they are pretending to be womeneven worse some of the time they are actual women
Does using sex toys make you a slut?I'm really curious because i got into a big argument about it with a friend on discord when i told her about the stuff i do when she brought up her sexual experiences.moids, do you view a girl who uses sex toys a lot as a slut, even if she is a virgin?Last year i started to wear a vibe to school that i bought from lovense because its really quiet, and the feeling was amazing, so soon i bought the hush buttplug and started wearing both. It feels so good because you have to not look weird and you have to try to "fight" against it to keep focus during the lectures and also not make any sounds or faces, but at the same time the stimulation just comes and comes and never stops.I think i might genuinely have a bit of a problem because on the days where i don't wear them, i feel like the minutes stretch into hours. I can focus much more clearer and i think that is the problem, that edge is just not there and the time just goes insanely slow because i'm just focusing normally.My friend called me a slut for this, but like i'm literally a virgin and never even had a bf, only made out with 2 guys but never had sex or even sucked dick, so its literally just a hobby of sorts. Does it really make someone a slut to just fucking masturbate? Like i'm pretty sure everyone does it in their own way, so what everyone is a massive slut for existing?
>>82691167The definition of slut is a sexually promiscuous womanPromiscuous is defined by a sexual relationshipYou're retarded, retard
>>82691121yes i did say somewhere in the thread that i was 20, not a minor lol i know the site rules no worries. But honestly if i knew about this when i was in high school... i mean... would is all imma say lol >>82691167but no one knows, its only a turn on for me because im the one with 2 vibrating toys inside me under my clothes, so why is it slutty lol>>82691099i mean, people have told me here that im a degenerate gooner and i absolutely do feel at least somewhat degenish when im walking around the campus soaking wet with 2 vibes running for 8 hours, so yeah it did kinda turn me into a gooner i guess, so valid concern. But tell her its really really fucking fun and feels good, a random girl from 4chan you never met vouches for it>>82690974>>82691042thanks desu
>>82691227just accept you're a slut and be my slot on discord
>>82690955Would you ever let someone remotely control a vibe?
>>82690452>I think i might genuinely have a bit of a problemYeah, you're a horny gooner slut. It doesn't matter if you're technically a virgin or not, your mentality is totally slutty. Take that as you will. Some men like sluts and want to marry a permanently wet and horny gooner slut.
after a week of nofap I had a dream that my cock turned into a nub that was leaking precum like a faucet, I tried to make it stop but touching it made the precum just flow out like an endless stream of piss everywhere What the fuck
>>82691164yes i have faggot brain unfortunatelythough i do look at chad males and think damn, that thing is biologically the same thing as mekind of brutal desu, but whatever, being a white tall twink isnt so bad
>>82691184>tall whitecel living life on easy mode for a man wants to troon outMany such cases
>>82691213lol im a permaneet but yes i could be some manlet indian that would be rope tier
>>82691253>i dont have to wageslave uwu i svffer>can only think of jeets having it worse than himFunny! Last (You) though, good day.
>>82691277i will have to wageslave though and by then it will be too late to recover
>tfw learning life lessons in my 30s that other people learned from their parents 20 years agoIt really was over before it even began
>>82689895NTA but wtf are you talking about retard? Im an incel and a lot of that stuff is/was helpful for me.None of that has to do with being unattractive to women. It has nothing to do with women. Period.Even when Im horny and wish I were good looking enough to be worth a date I wouldnt stoop to your level of shoehorning blackpill shit into everything
>>82689143This is actually a great post.>The blackpill stuff is somewhat trueIt is if the guy is a little fag
>>82689987The blackpill is always true.You just dont experience the short end of it because you're not ugly
>>82689143Long story short, human mating is not random. Unlike other non-human animals, you don't randomly show a courtship display to atrract the opposite sex. Imagine confessing a love to woman that you never socialize with, it just gives them creep. The best way to increase your luck is to improve social skills and mantain body odor (this one is important).
>>82689430>Life is empty and meaningless without a sense of love and family in your lifemaybe if you're a faggot
Discrimination against asexuals needs to stop.
if youre asexual then why are you such a fag
>>82690084You're not asexual, retard
no you are abnormal abomination that needs rape correction
>>82690084What the fuck is this like why here
>>82690084Are we really gonna make a cotton ceiling situation for people who don't even fuck? People who like sex and need sexual relationships don't wanna date people who don't desire sex.
How come nothing bad ever happens in finland?The world is going down but Finns still only have good news. They accept refugees and russian alcoholics and still suffer no consequences. They attempt electrotherapy and schools without rules and it never backfires. Is Finland legitimately the paradise on earth or something? How do they do that?
>>8269072110% unemployment is low and when Finland was previously against Russia they only lost a single town and everything and everyone else were completely unbothered
>>82690643>Nigger can't even into grammar>We wuz kangzIt would be funny.
>>82690643black americans are like thirty percent white on average
>>82690652Only if you have XX chromosomes.
>>82690674>Why doesnt it work in Sweden?Shitty politicians who just want power.
Ya'll. Tell me why, when I just went to Dunkin Donuts for my weekly egg croissants with no cheese, and while the Indian workers were there (as expected), there was a FUCKING CHILD in the back/kitchen area as well? A little girl, just walking about and seemingly 'helping' [sic]? Is this legal? Should I report them? It's the only Dunkin that's open 24/7 near me. Pic somewhat related.
>>82689928what part of "no way those are real" did you miss you "retard"?
>>82688459are you sure she's working there or hanging out at her parent's job. i suppose it doesnt matter, kitchens can be dangerous so yes, call the cops. tell them you're worried about the child's safety.
>>82688535your post is even more retarded. not being able to find a baby sitter is no excuse for child endangerment. either one person stays at home to watch the kid, or dont have kids at all
>>82688459business idea: immigrants from india but females only
>>82688459>Pic somewhat related.TFW no big-titted pajeeta fuckslave.
how is it possible that r9k is so slow and has so few unique posters but the daily repeated bait threads that have been posted thousands of times already still consistently get replies?
>>82691197she's a fox RETARD
https://youtu.be/UNNoI0b9flo
>>82691210>she's a fox RETARDA rare zero tailed fox? I don't take mine with any less than nine.
>>82691223yes cause her tail turned into a katana DUH RETARD
>>82691226>yes cause her tail turned into a katana DUH RETARDThey use "tail" as a euphemism for penis in German. You're gay.
How crucial to the male's psychological health is that he experienced this in highschool/first year of college?Seems like men who didn't grow up broken.
>>82690912I often find that a firm slap on the ass is a good way to get their attention. That or just go up to a girl and say that she's pretty and say you wanna talk/dance or something. Almost always works.
>>82689963saw this video as a teenager and it rewired my brain. I only crave this now.
>>82689963I never experienced this in high school but I got to experience it after, whats the big deal?
>>82691132Was it a BWC or BBC?
>>82691141My cock is small and white.
/r9k/ Diaper Girls Thread
I wish it was more popular
bambinodiapers.com
abuniverse.com
oscar stern ahh thread
>>82689456How to get my wife to wear diapers?
>be me, bored at a housewarming party>mostly couples, scrolling on my phone in the kitchen>guy shows up, seems cool, we get talking>he's into the same niche stuff: modding old Game Boys, that obscure synthwave artist, we're both rewatching The Wire>conversation flows easy, no awkward pauses. Actually laughing.>exchange discords, he hits me up a few days later to play Deep Rock Galactic>we have a blast, he's a good teammate>he suggests grabbing boba next weekend>casually drop "Yeah, for sure, my boyfriend loves that place too, I'll see if he's free">radio silence for a day>then: "hey sorry, got swamped with work, maybe another time">seen him online in Discord every day since, playing DRG with other peopleWhat's the deal? I thought we had a legit friend vibe going. Is the unspoken rule really that any guy who's nice to you is just waiting in queue? I Just wanted a new gaming buddy.
This is one of my favorite bait threads
>>82690867why would a man want to be friends with women? either we bang or gtfoalso maybe you just sucked at DRG
>>82690867damn i had you filtered don't go changing your formula on me
>>82690867 >What's the deal?The deal is that you are a time waster and lead him on to think you might be interested in more than friendship I'll explain, Parties are usually a place when people meet new partners >mostly couples, scrolling on my phone in the kitchen Why would you go to a mostly couples party without your bf? It makes it look like you are single, also not bringing up your bf while talking to other guys makes it look like you're single,If you would've made your intentions clear instead or letting him build expectations.There's a chance that if you were clear that you wanted just a gaming buddy he would've been a gaming buddy but instead you let him look forward to something and then disappointed him.You also had a chance to bring up the boyfriend earlier while texting.People don't like time wasters
>>82691162>lead him onHow is having a normal human conversation "leading on"? We talked about soldering capacitors and Stringer Bell. Where was the secret code for "I want to bear your children" in that?>Why would you go to a mostly couples party without your bf?He was out of town for work. Are you my fucking social secretary? Do I need to provide a signed permission slip and his itinerary to anyone I make small talk with?>not bringing up your bf... makes it look like you're singleSo the first thing I'm supposed to do when a potential friend mentions a video game is to interject with "BY THE WAY I AM SEXUALLY UNAVAILABLE"? How fucking autistic are you? It's not the opening line of every interaction. It comes up organically, like when making future plans.>let him build expectationsHis expectations are his own problem. I was just being a person. If a guy being nice and sharing interests automatically means he's in the "fuck zone," then that's a him problem, not a "me being a time waster" problem.>People don't like time wastersI wasn't wasting his time, I was trying to be his friend. He's the one who wasted *my* time by pretending to want a friendship he had zero actual interest in. I just lost a potential gaming buddy. He lost nothing but the effort of a few texts.The mental gymnastics to blame me for his hurt fee-fees are Olympic-level.
femanon is gonna have to be a bit more feminine to me if she wanna suck on my juicy thick cock
i had a bad nosebleed last night and now my dick is covered in blood since it got all over my hands and i just jerked off
>>82691158That's hot have your blood over your body
I feel like you're already dead when your teen days are over. That's when that childlike joy ends.I think I could enjoy anime around 19 at max.Completely and utterly devoid of life by 23.
>>82690780*I think I could still enjoy anime till around 19 at max.
>>82690780I think I could enjoy anime around 19 at max.Completely and utterly devoid of life by 23.You have no sense of wonder because you give yourself nothing new to wonder about, anon
