I think the worst year to be born for a zoomer was 2004
>>84783172Why? I was born in 04. It would've been better to be born earlier so I could've recieved money from the government during COVID apart from that it's fine.
>>84783186All conscious childhood was post 2008 crash and adulthood was spawn killed by covid . Not to mention we are about to get sent to the sandbox again like boomers
>>84783172I was born in 2003 lmao
It's so fucking crazy that blacks in america are actually upset and find it unfair that a teen that murdered another teen was punished.Genuinely fucking crazy and they only care because the perpetrator was black. Why are they like this?
>>84783211Can I see your certified IQ test
>>84783220Likely low IQ and low EQ like most chuds. Explains why this thread is basically just a bunch of samefagging the same opinion over and over
>>84782324Nigger power. This shit wont end until we send em' all back to fucking africa en masse
>>84782532NIGGER ALERT. NIGGER ALERT.NIGGER ALERT.
>>84782324This is actual typical nigger shit. He was begging for trouble, while carrying a weapon, and people are surprised and upset at all? If I was black I would hate my fucking race at this point.
Kinda crazy to think Runescape has a growing player base and is breaking all time high player counts constantly. I bet a huge portion of the player base were born after the game's release at this point. Its like they perfected the MMO experience and no one has been able to replicate it.
>>84783212This unironically, we'd be better off
>>84783183I'm not a nostalgiafag, I like modern everything just fine. Quality-of-life standards have obviously improved a lot since the 90s overall - even 1999 games could be clunky and often had secrets so cryptic they were strategy guide bait - though there's still 90s games that were ahead of their time and aged well. But there's also a lot of unfair Sega Genesis slop that I only tolerated because I was 8.
>>84782843/vr/ will seethe, but nobody here in the UK really had an NES. 'retro' here was more e.g. Amigas and ZX Spectrums and all them. actual computer games.yet nowadays, every cunt has played Super Mario Bros. so we can casually rewrite history, pretend we had the Stranger Things 80s where 'arcade halls' existed over here.
>>84783164>>84783167i only know this one from Don't Copy that Floppy.i remember EverQuest being this amazing dream game, some movie even referenced it. then WoW came along and blew THAT out the water. RuneScape was just 1. free-to-play and 2. ran in a Java applet. perfect for 12-year-old me.
Dovydaddy is my friendHe is what a friend looks like
Your crush literally likes you back, believe it or not.
>>84782518This girl at work will show me signs but then I convince myself I'm overthinking and avoid her, then she gets all quiet until I muster up the courage to go up and talk to her again. Honestly she's so pretty I can't even look her in the face. It's like staring into the sun
I know but also don't care. Women are the scum of this world and endlessly use giving birth and menstural cycles as an excuse to dismiss men and their pain. I am destined to be someone great and I believe that women are sent right from hell to get in the way of anyone destined for greatness as well as I. When have women ever sufficiently contributed to society? I will not be naive and let a mere act of neurotransmitters firing in my brain get in the way of something greater. Remember women are evil anons.
>>84782518My crush once told me that she liked my earbuds. What mean?
>>84783190she liked your earbuds
>>84782518do people over 18 actually have crushes? lmao
>tfw I will never be murdered by a fat, hairy bulldyke to fulfill her patriarchy dismantling fantasyWhy is reality so cruel?
>>84781063i like when girls are lesbians
>>84782832I like when girls hate me
>tfw no girl will ever encourage you to spiral into depression>tfw no girl will ever stare down at you in disdain and spit on you while you cry into her lap>tfw no girl will ever stomp your balls flat for tear staining her jeansThe world is truly a disappointing place.
Is it better to be snuffed out as a way for her to vent out her anger and frustration, or snuffed out solely for her self pleasure, with her indifferent to your suffering?personally i want a woman built like gracie to snuff me out with her ass
>>84783229The border there can be a ltitle blurry, but definitely for her pleasure. She should get to enjoy it as much as she wants to
Is 6.88 inches long and 5.78 inches in circumference large? I know statistically it's remarkable it would be thicker than 99.7% of men but I don't know if it would be enough to impress girls, or for them to label me as "well endowed." What do you think?
>>84780632Do you dick size obsessed weirdos think people get girls by having big dicks? Do you think guys go around showing their erect cocks to girls and girls pick the biggest ones and thats that?
based on drug user content on youtube i believe that methamphetamines make you really focused on sexual objects ie intense states of worship. in the case of someone attracted to penises i would imagine seeing a 10 inch dick in person, high on meth, would be mind breaking to the brink of insanity. its the rarity of it and the fact that no 10 inch penis has ever been recorded. i can't find it anymore but i remember some women desperately trying to help each other porn id mandingo from a gif on a non porn vbulletin message board and specifically one saying how she had been thinking about it all day at work. pouring coffee while thinking about this mythical unicorn. thats the kinda dopamine i want others to experience. i cant really think of a higher state of power over another human being than that. can you? i think mandingo is estimated 9 inches. so thats pretty good but still it could be better. remember we want to make someone go insane. 10 inches plus meth should be enough to melt a brain permanently.
>>8478256910 inches is not rare lmao. Any average zoomie is packing a monster dong hence the seerhe from balding millennials with baby dicks.
>>84782706oh OKAY and thats FINE!I jus want to learn how to cookk. THATS ALL. thats all.>https://foolproofliving.com/category/international-recipes/turkish-cuisine/
>>84782468Yes, I've thought about that. Apparently, they like me for my face, although so far that doesn't seem to be enough. If you want, I can share some anecdotes about it.
How many robots know what they like?https://youtu.be/ROea9YecqBQ?si=R4KZ7xr1R7eIfQ80
If I can resist the urge to go on my phone all day then I'll have energy to do other things with my life. Simple right... why do I struggle so much with it...
MOTHER FUCKER I sure hope I can find a copy of this damn textbook online because I don't want to fucking buy it!!
>>84783048go go go!!!!>>84783065dont let that keep you from getting work done miooooooo
>>84783165No like the homework questions are from the textbook so I'd have to buy it if I can't find it elsewhere. Fucking shitttttttttttt
>>84783165Wait I mean I guess that doesn't actually stop me from doing my homework, just... sigh I don't wanna pay ugh
>>84783181>>84783187hopefully its not too expensive if you do have to buy it. maybe in your schools database
how do you even meet women when 99% of girls irl are turbo-normies or in relationships, and the ones on dating apps are almost certainly not going to swipe on an ugly autist like me?are single women even real?
>>84783077Work, anon. Most women you will meet will be through employment. Otherwise, social hobbies are the best bet. Video games, porn, and anime don't count. Unless you go to conventions consistently.
McDonald's is so fucking shit nowLook how ugly this isAnd it's not fastIt's not cheapWhy the fuck do people eat this garbage?
>>84782838>>84782910McDonald's no longer appeals to children. It appeals to young to middle-aged adults. The buildings can also be much more easily repurposed if the franchise owner fucks up. A KFC building could become a McDonald's or a Taco Bell, so every building looks the same outside and in except some paint and finishings.Also, the sausage McMuffin is fucking delicious. The burgers are ass but the nuggets are good. The ice cream is also good and pretty cheap. It's very cheap if you use the app.>>84782920The McDouble is $2.50 for 400 calories. That's not bad considering ground beef has exploded in price in the past couple years.
>>84782838They're everywhere. It is still fast relative to a sit down restaurant or cooking food yourself. If you're a trucker or you're going on a road trip, McDonalds is an option anywhere you decide to stop for food and a piss. Sometimes it's the only option. I don't think most people actually go to their local McDonalds regularly and enjoy it unless they're subhuman.
>>84782838Its literally just psychological manipulation and dependency. You see its a patter of behavior for people to get fast food. Rather than do the "mentally taxing" effort of finding a decent independent burger place that will give you a superior experience and product for the same price they go straight to McDonald. Its what they know, its what they ate for a quick meal all their lives. It will take another 30 years for them to eventually realize the business has run down and even then people like >>84782851 will return every other year or so just out of nostalgia for the times they were starving at 2am, got a mea and went home to stuff their faces while playing split screen cod black ops zombies.
It's because people are retarded, lol. I work at one, for now. In the Golden State you can get paid $20/hr doing jack shit doing the "work" at this place. Everything is frozen. The stuff there really isn't good for you. But you already know that.But hey I sneak out 2 double qt lbrs (no salt, no condiments, no cheese) each shift cause, free bulking meal? Fuck it, why not. Just gotta drink a lot of water and pray to god that this job works out so I can find a real skill to get good at.
>>84782910>colorful heart disease:)>grey heart disease:(
>Sat around a group of guys >They joked about me having a baby face and looking too young for my age (21 who's 168cm long)>They asked me how would I flirt with a girl if I was interested in her >Jokingly said: "I've looked endlessly trying to find a flower/gift that matches your beauty but I was unable to find any, so would you accept this as an apology">They laugh and ask me to say another line>I say:"I've existed for 21 years but only truly started living when you've entered into my life, I would love to make your life happier and brighter the same way your presence have done to mine">They don't laugh >They say in unison "bro, do not marry a woman from here (as in my country)"Odd, but I guess I over did it considering my only reference for love are romcoms because I never really loved or even tried to flirt with a real woman.
>>84783008oh well nevermind about the country I guess, hope you will stay out of Europe
>>84783015>hope you will stay out of EuropeI shall, and thank you anon, wish you the best of luck in your future.And remember, western excellence is a facade, that only those rich enough can truly live it, and if you can't make it in your country you'll never make it anywhere else.
>>84783023I wish you the sameYour point about western excellence is fortunately wrong for the most part, it has been tarnished but it shall be restored
>>84783079>it has been tarnished but it shall be restoredSay Inshallah, because you guys been saying that as early as the third crusade, so I guess, good luck still?Anyways can you do a paganism or greek mythology run this time? Little dark ages edits have gotten out of fashion and I've finished hades 2 recently and let me tell you I will follow Athena to the end of the world to bring a civilization from the teeth of barbarism and deviancy.
>>84783117I am sure that you felt smart writing this. There is no need to dream or resort to religion or mysticismslop to find it, one just needs to look at a few decades in the past.But anyway, night night
Mulatto copper lasses editionccccoooooorrrrr
Slimy rat bastard. Can't really be overstated how scummy that was. All just a joke to him.
is everyone having a pleasant evening
Final post. Shout out to the few good lads who aren't betraying narcissist rats. Remember: he is not talking to you as a human, he's sizing you up as a lolcow. Around rats never relax. Cheers.
>>84783069aye, got this stop-motion kino playing. v. comfy film tbqh.how about yourself laddington?
>>84783144sat on 4chan telling myself ill sleep in 5 minutes for the past 3 hoursif im not feeling tired in an hour ill open some beersno good films out lately
If you think that loli should be banned, you deserve to be raped and executed. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>84782032>it's more appropriate for their size for girls with big boobs it just looks kinda comicalThat's not it. It's not about the appropriateness of it, because if anything it looks lewder to me when flat chested girls wear micro bikinis.Maybe it's a sort of diminishing returns thing. Like when a busty girl wears a bra or bikini that's a little too small, you get to see more delicious breast meat but eventually it reaches a point where you're seeing so much breast meat it doesn't make a difference if you see more.But when a flatty wears a micro bikini it highlights that she really has nothing except for the slightest mosquito bites.
>>84781941>(drawings)drawings of what
>>84781941what about when theyre perfectly drawn with perfect anatomy? then should they be banned?
Because I don't want pedophilia I deserve to be raped and killed.
I just think it's degenerate desu, liking petite women is one thing but loli isn't that
Not guilty! Lets go!
>>84782672for zoomers it is. Zoomer guys are tall as hell because the women have been selecting for height the past 30-40 years.
>>84782672The other kid was a typical white jockWhite kids on the football team aren't known for being small
>>84782689No.>>84782696I never said he bullied the kid he murdered i said he isn't that small for a high schooler. And there is no height requirement for bullying given it generally plays off of peer reinforcement.
>>84782689>women have been selecting for heightNah, height is purely nutrition, iodine and flouride are in everything from tap water to fast food which is why zoomies are 6+ foot on average
this little black twink is going to get his ass raped every single day in prison until he gets shanked by some nazi prison gang member. The little niglet is gonna sit in a puddle of his own blood, shit, and piss just like the old days LMAO niggers cant do SHIT either
>*jumps out at you from under the covers*>BOO>ha anon you should have seen the look on your face>I'm sleeping in your bed tonight honey>...because I've been lonely since the divorce and I want someone to cuddle with>come on anon, it's been soooo long since we cuddled>I'm your mother and it's my apartment, I can sleep wherever I want>what, you're too cool to sleep with mommy now? after all those nights you would sneak into my bed after a nightmare when you were little, I think you owe me>do you really want your mommy to spend another night sad and alone, don't you love me?>oh baby, you're so sweet>so anon how's it going with what's-her-name are you still seeing her?>it is too my business! you're young, naive, impulsive, and horny, and girls can take advantage of that, as your mother I just want to protect you *giggle*>no, I can't sleep with a shirt pants or a bra, it chafes me>on no, a woman's bare chest, oh the horror! grow up anon>are my big saggy old boobs that gross to you anon? how could you say that to your own motherComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Disappointing mommy she should've teased anon with the memories of nursing him as a baby and actually do it.
>mother, you are making me very uncomfortable and I would appreciate it if you respected my boundaries
>>84778658Lorna Morgan BTW
these scenarios are only hot when the mom is hot and not some walled dumpy old hag like 99.9% of middle aged foids
>>84778658Damn bro did you really write all that?
