Every time my boyfriend opens a door in our apartment, he yells "gentle fist" and uses his palm to push it open. It's starting to piss me off. I told him to stop the stupid ass quirky shit but he's not stopping. What do I do
>>84002639doing something this retarded as well as not stopping when first suggested means you guys should definitely break up. I can guarantee you this shit is like just the tip of the iceberg. You want to get away from this sped. Moving in was such a bad idea you should bow your head in shame.I feel embarrassed for you. Everyone who knows you irl does as well.
>>84002639Go complain on a non-incel board, sex haver
And yet you give him your bussy while I get nothing
>>84002639Based NejiCHAD.
>>84002639What does he say when he shoves his fist up your ass?
Sweater Weather EditionIt's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other family you fancy. Whether it's your sister, brother, dad, aunt, cousin, etc go ahead and post about them. Discussion of the biology, poIitics, and psychology of consanguinamory (consensual incest relationships) is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, fetishspamming, simping, and schizophrenic spamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!Previous: >>83933807https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83933807Story Library (needs updated): https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub
>do the dishes>mom walks in and say "Thank you son. You're the best. I love you.">hugs meWhat did she mean by this?
>>84003037you're the man of the house now
>>84003037>What did she mean by this?You got sonzoned.
My fellow /mcg/ericans, I come before you today to say the state of Mother-Son unions is STRONGER THAN EVER.
>>83997581Why do you have multiple vtuber webms saved?
>be me>play warframe all day, 0 online or irl frens to play with>join a mission instance>squad is full of rly nice n chatty ppl, ask them if i can join them>get invited to their group, introduces each other >get added by two of them, first online frens in months>run missions all day, lvl up gear>rly think i have a team to play the game with, yay frens>"brb">"okii!! dont rush urselves">suddenly they both unfriend me>blocked>back to square 1, 0 frenswhy am i hurt by random ghoostfags who ghoost everyone oooh im ghoosting everyone on my friends list ooohh,, fmstl
>>84003668sorry for being 3d i guess </3>>84003615fifth gap year so idk,, eventually ill get a job im just retarded desu
people suck>>84003693you have 3 dicks? that's crazy
>>84003668I hated it too when they would try and go "hehe I'm trans.. actually I'm not I was just trolling.. or AM I?" I've met like 3 guys do that to me. I think a lot of them have a fetish for tricking a regular woman into being their friend for like, "girl talk" as part of their fetish. Just very disappointing
>>84003019>>play warframe all dayI have no sympathy for you
>>84003992That's happened to me too. It's so fucking obnoxious. >>84003693Just stop pretending you're a girl online, you fucking gay weirdo. If you want to be a fagfag, there are plenty of resources to enable your faggotry without abusing the emotions of lonely nerds in the process. Fuck you.
How do I find an irl autistic friend who will only be friends with me and not be friends with other people?
I want to keep a clingy, friendless, high-IQ, autistic, STEMcel boy chained up in my basement.
>>84003343>I want to keep a clingy, friendless, high-IQ, autistic, STEMcel boy chained up in my basement.Same.
>>84003337hey autistic loser, you get a job yet?looolHope your mom kicks you out.
>>84004199>Hope your mom kicks you out.She is going to die soon so I will just move in with family members somewhere.
>>84003337You don't deserve friends. Put that leash and collar on yourself and take a hike.
WHERE ARE EULANON AND TAONON?!?!i miss them...
>>84002120in our hearts
>>84002120just use an ai chatbot instead of getting your heartbroken by avatarfags
where tf is manifest anon? ToT
i am always here in the shadows
>>84004239taonoooooooon!im sleepy now :c i just wanted to tell you how pathetic iam, i got some gov things i need to file and i got so stresed and hopeless that i relapsed, i hate everything in this shitty world and just want it to end
Durham Cathedral edish x
>>84004167https://chatgpt.com/
son of a nonce
>>84004179This is too important to trust to a robot. I have a feeling I've been massively miscalculating interest.
>>84004167a 25 percent apr means that the interest is calculated annually, not monthly. this means that if you borrowed money, you would pay 25 percent of the original amount in interest over the course of a year
>APR>annual percentage rate>annual>adjective>occurring once every year.>25 percent APR, is that 25 percent per month
I wish I had a Russian bf
>>84001874Im half Russian. Are you an at least semi attractive biological woman op?
>>84004024i can't tell anymore if it's you trolling me or i'm the one who's trolling you
>>84001874>I wish I had a Russian bfTranslation: I want Vasiliy Stepanov (Chad), not sminem (your Slaverage robot).
>>84002132The union of state and capital.
>>84004063Good. It means reading glowie books paid off.
would you nonas leave your boyfriend/husband/partner if brad pitt (real) came knocking on your door and confesses his love to you?
no he's walled
>>84004031my waifu is my gf, she'd show up at the door again
>>84004031I had something like this happen to me, I said no but looking back I should've said yes.
>>84004013I wouldn't leave my husband for anyone
>>84004013>would you nonas leave your boyfriendtfw no bf
Had a dream I was in an IRL boomer shooter with a gothic setting and a vampiric BBW chick that walk around with her ass and pussy out
>>84003783>whites say fat women only like black men>fat women start loving black men>all of a sudden whites want fat womenSorry, they're Black men only. This is your consequence.
>>84003783>Had a dream I was in an IRL boomer shooterLearn how to develop games and make it. with or without the vampire BBW. trust me bro
i dont know how to relief stress without gooning
>>84004086taking a walk in nature, light exercise, yoga or meditation are all nice :)
>>84004086i know there is a sparxie version of this but i cant find it rn
>>84004256>taking a walk in naturetoo many people outside>light exerciseonly stresses me more>yoga or meditationtoo much noise at home
Am I perverted and degenerate according to normie standards if I would actually rim a slim girls asshole?
Snap into a slim rim!
you think theyll get along under one roof while being married to the same guy
>>84003907Guys do you think Rad is going to kill himself or commit a mass shooting once he realizes he's not getting funding for his avatar movie?
rad is gonna get MILLIONS for first filmMILLIONS
Overpriced gimmicky bullshit and it was disgusting. Guess how much these 6 pieces cost me? Threw most of it out too, yuck.
>>84003541Fake fruit? Are you supposed to eat it or is it soap?
>>84003541I wanna say 35 eurodollars
>>84004153It has a candy shell, and a bunch of cream with a jellied fruit center, minus the banana which was chocolate>>84004168More than that. Also I'm American
>>84004172Then im gonna double it and immediately jump to 80 dollaridoos. >It has a candy shell, and a bunch of cream with a jellied fruit center, minus the banana which was chocolateThat sounds terrible. I randomly came across a video of a couple doing a challenge with these and it seemed like a waste then too.
>>84004194Close, 70 fucking dollars. Disgusting slop. Never listening to a recommendation again. Literally felt sick to my stomach eating that garbage. Only ones that weren't completely disgusting was the pear and banana. Even then the pear had way too much cream so I just dumped it all. Not worth sharing with anyone either
>see skinny woman>NOOOOOOOOOO SHE MUST BE ANOREXIC, SOCIETY IS BAD NOM NOM NOMFoid cope is hilarious
>>84003809>6+ feet, have abs, have chisseled jawline, have 7+ inch dick, etcevery single one of these standards aside from maybe dick size are imposed by men onto other men.
>>84003826Again with this gaslighting "looks don't matter" bullshit. It's so fucking worn out already can't you let go? It was believable the first hundred times you were seen exclusively fucking 6'5" gigachads on tinder but the millionth time seeing "6ft minimum" starts to wear the credibility a little thin.
>>84003684Too skinny. She was never overweight either, also she bogged her face
>>84003826This has to be bait right? You can't honestly believe this.
>>84003684>emaciation is propaganda Ooh, we got some real intellectual geniuses up in this bitch. Is it really so hard to wrap your head around some people having thinner frames and being at a healthy weight? I indirectly blame black women and fat white women for this. Fat white women are still white women, black women have rebranded being obese as thick.
Those who were born 2000-2004 got the perfect mix of old school and modern, it's the greatest generation of all time
>>84001867As someone born in 94 with siblings born in the early 80s, they definitely got the best of both worlds. I grew up using a lot of older tech, but as soon as I became a teenager, everything changed to smart phones and social media. My time with the old world was pretty short-lived, whereas they pretty much lived it through their childhoods up to their early twenties.
everyone born after 97 grew up with console shooter slop like call of duty
i have the same monitor
>>84003617>You faggots want to be accepted so bad KEKi think its the opposite way around, millennials just want to lord all their experiences over us just to be cool because you xoomer/boomer parents neglected you/helicoptered you so hardi never cared about the fact you had all this old janky tech, you didn't even have a hand in making itthe only cool thing from that time period is the fallout games but all millennials like troon vegas
>>84002346Fellow 1990 bro here. You stated this very well anon. >young enough to have a 90's childhood free of the internet while becoming teens just in time for it to become a staple of day to day life.It was just the right amount of technology, although I never capitalized on it. Should have used aim/gotten a cell sooner to text girls and ask them out. I also missed out on peak stickam.