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>feminazis take over to subjugate the men
>at gunpoint you are lead to your new owners
>these two ladies forcibly bathe you every day (thrice per day)

Your reaction?
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What are they parameters of this? Are they the kind of feminists who hate sex?
Women would never do that because women are not into muh gentle femdom
Bathing 3 times a day isn't healthy.
you just earned yourself a fourth bath mister
Can't I have just one owner? Two makes it feel like I'm cheating.

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Lets get another creative thread.
Post your drawings, pictures, music, web projects or anything you like to do.
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One thing I cannot find,and had loads of fun with,are pads of storyboard templates. I could do short subjects like this and explore the single TV shaped panel and play around with the text box.
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And Teddy....went insane.
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Nice comiks hommie

Here's a little tune I threw together
>Here's a little tune I threw together
Forgot the link

Anyone else here actually glad they have Aspergers? Most robots dislike it but I find comfort in knowing that I do it makes me feel cute
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Ive got it but it basically has the opposite effect of what youd think a lot of the time, bc im always trying to overcompensate for the possibility that I would say some stupid shit or not pick up on social cues. By that, of course, I mean im terrified of all other people and their judgement and I dont have any friends because I dont want to embarrass myself
oh shit I didnt mean to greentext the tag, my internet was being slow so I tried to copy paste my post and did that by mistake, sorry frens
I am quite similar and stay rather quiet around people I don't know well because of fear of saying something offensive to them. Around people I know very well I can behave almost completely normal, which takes a lot of effort though because I process social interactions consciously.
Im literally the exact same way. Thats why Ive got some friends back home but I cannot meet anyone up here at uni
Idk i hate being an aspie

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TFW you have no place in life.

Nobody agrees with me on anything, not even on 4chan where I should potentially meet other losers like me. Humans generally disagree with everything I say, probably because I have no emotions as an autistic robot and people form their ideals around feelings. All my opinions are really unpopular, like I think pedos deserve more worship than homos. Everything I say I think I derive from my intellect which I consider to be supreme to most people. I haven't had an intellectual discussion with someone of my level in years. Not even online.
I will never get a job or a relationship, but I still have to survive and contribute. How? No idea. I have no idea what I'll do with my life.

I'm pretty sure I'm a psychopath or something. First off, I don't enjoy anything. I'm incapable of feeling good. This allows me to see things enjoyfags can't. I feel like I see the entire human kind and life so clearly that only one in a million can do this. I look around and see these machines, you guys, and nothing you do makes sense to me, and nothing I do makes sense to you.
Fuck man. I'd ask for help but it's like asking aliens for help. There's no way you could ever understand me.

>u have le Dunning-Kugger
Nice meme, but I honestly don't. I'm not the smartest guy on Earth and whoever is, I pity that guy. Must feel even lonelier than me. Or maybe I'm just insane.
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I've always wondered, how do psychologists deal with IQ 160 psychopaths? Psychologists are generally quite dumb and normal, how would they have any idea what a being more complex than them is going through.
>I haven't had an intellectual discussion with someone of my level in years. Not even online

you should post in my vegan thread, here! >>54051470

i would adore to speak to a distinguished logical intellectual such as yourself as to your thoughts on veganism and the ethics of eating meat

>I'm pretty sure I'm a psychopath or something
nah psychos are usually extraverted and get into real trouble with the law and get laid early, etc. you should like you just have plain old aspergers. most real robots have aspergers
>i would adore to speak to a distinguished logical intellectual such as yourself as to your thoughts on veganism and the ethics of eating meat

Why is veganism such a big issue to many such as yourself and other vegans?
Like, aren't there bigger things in life? Humans eating animals isn't the greatest crime in history since all biological life is based on that principle.
Sure we can survive without it, but what I just said makes veganism/non-veganism just a minute detail in human life.

As to the question itself, I think it's immoral to eat something that doesn't want to be eaten.
It's as simple as that.

Do I eat meat? Yes.
The big issue is that you're just a sperg. This guy is genuinely autistic and in turn is blessed with divine intellect. You're a robot, he's an advanced AI from the distant future. He shouldn't post in your vegan thread because that utterly inane bullshit is beneath him.

>Nobody agrees with me on anything, not even on 4chan where I should potentially meet other losers like me
Most losers don't have your IQ. People who post on 4chan are intellectually on par with absolute normans and oftentimes worse. Don't let yourself be fooled.
>I think pedos deserve more worship than homos
Neither deserve any worship. The very problem with today's outspoken parading faggots ruining society is that they receive way too much worship, and now imagine if there were pedos in their stead. I think we can agree that fucking kids is wrong (and I'm not talking about 17-year-olds here). Things are shit as they are right now, but they could be worse.
>Everything I say I think I derive from my intellect which I consider to be supreme to most people
How do you know this? How do you know which wave in the Earth's oceans is the highest of them all, at any given point in time?
>I will never get a job or a relationship
If you're truly intelligent, you can. Not saying it'd be easy, but you could come up with a solution if you wanted to.
>I'm pretty sure I'm a psychopath or something. I'm incapable of feeling good.
That's terrible and I'm sad to hear that.
>This allows me to see things enjoyfags can't. I feel like I see the entire human kind and life so clearly that only one in a million can do this.

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Who the fuck actually WANTS a gf in this kind of sexual economy?

Women literally have no reason to care about you or stay with you nowadays, if this was about any other field dedicating yourself to a relationship would be seen as madness.
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The wall exists. Any woman can get laid of course, but once women are over 30 and single they start to realize that they will probably never have a family and kids
Lad, If I get a stacey then I will feel more powerful than all other men trying to get her ass.
>Why are you so willing to call 99% of men trash just to justify women's shallowness and dishonesty? You'll do anything just to avoid blaming women, it's pathetic.
preach brother. we need way more cuck-shaming before this hotwife/polyamory stuff reaches critical mass. once that happens, society is done for
this makes me sad, why do women grow up thinking that this is acceptable?
>6 figure income
Guys making that probably understand ROI and a 5/10 azn slut probably not worth much investment.

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Pic unrelated. I actually have crippling anxiety.
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Pic related i'm a cute dapper boy.
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pic related, i have a learning disability
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Pic related, I think I have a big cock.
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pic related. me peeing at wagies job bathroom

daily reminder that eric harris and dylan klebold dindu nuffin dey wuz good bois mkay

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please logically explain why you eat meat. theres not a single argument for eating meat besides "its immoral but i still do it because its fun and i dont care". hundred of millions of animal die every year for our collective taste pleasure. we dont need any animal products to be healthy, we just eat them because its tasty and we prefer our temporary taste pleasure over a lifetime of an animal's suffering

animals like pigs and cows dont want to die for your taste preferences. strictly speaking, humans dont need any animal products to survive. theres not a single nutrient that cant be gotten from a vegan diet thats exclusively found in meat. and going vegan is great for your health. going vegan reduces your chances for diabetes, being overweight, cancer and heart attacks. vegans live the longest and consistently have the lowest rates of disease and cancers

all real robots should go vegan, because its hypocritical of your to complain about the suffering you endure in life, the pain you feel due to being a virgin and bullied by chad, normies and your unloving parents, yet inflict much more suffering unto innocent animals for your taste pleasure and "yummy in my tummy tum tum"

try a 22 day vegan diet challenge and see for yourself

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you being educated about food isn't a point. we are talking about demographic here.
poor people are uneducated about food, don't give a shit about preparing it, and would rather eat at mc donalds....
eating is cheap as dirt, even if you eat meat. but people don't want to prepare it. so you go either to fast or to cheap restaurant (which are not vegan).
>poor people are uneducated about food, don't give a shit about preparing it, and would rather eat at mc donalds....
do you have any statistics to back that up? or any science or any studies that deal with poor people and cooking food and food literacy and a vegan diet? because im pretty sure poor people understand how to cook food. they may be stupid as a brick, but they understand the concept of cooking.


they may not understand which food are the healthiest, but neither do most people. most people still contest the health detriments of eating meat. literally most people think that bacon and eggs are healthy, regardless of income bracket

but poor people are not financially restricted from being vegan, they know how to cook. its just that most are too stupid to go vegan in the first place
i d say they are too lazy to cook. they d rather buy something and microwave it. and they buy meat because meat tastes good (ow shit humans are animals and follow their instincts, who would have know?!)

and a lot of people don't know anything about food, else there would not be so many whales.

(studies about self diagnosed cooking skills are funny as hell)

as for the MEAT IS EVIL, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isIw2AN_-XU
>It's not just about the money you fucking moron. Crops need arable land to be grown, animals don't
it's still more inefficient and wasteful compared to just feeding ourselves a plant-based diet. do you have any arguments on the morality of eating meat beside the fact some people don't have access to enough plant foods for their survival?
>For every person you successfully convince to go vegan there's a thousand people who will just tell you to fuck off
people are actually more open than that from what i've found. i've never had anyone tell me to fuck off for being vegan irl but that's because i only ever really talk about it if someone asks me or brings it up. and besides that's much better than not convincing anyone. even just getting 1 person to go vegan will prevent thousands of animals from being brought into this existence only to suffer and have their life taken against their will. i'd say that's very worth it.
>All you're really accomplishing is making your side look like a bunch of annoying cunts with nothing better to do than whine and pissing everyone off.
if you can't handle someone trying to have an open and honest debate free of any immaturity then that's your own problem.

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How do robots take care of their skin?

My face, hands, and back have been getting progressively worse since I started university and it's honestly pretty embarrassing. The skin problems were almost gone too, but they came back with full force, almost like my skin knew I was going to be meeting new people and wanted to spite me. The problems range from everything, including dry skin, acne, red spots, etc. I've tried everything except Accutane but I don't think I could take that due to my already dry skin.
You lack animal fat (cholesterol) in your diet.

You also probably eat way too much onions and plant/wheat products which are toxic.

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My sister [12F] got suspended from school for mooning a thot who called her a dyke. How do I stop her from showing her buttocks at school again so she can graduate?
Give me her kik, I will make her my girlfriend and tell her to only get naked for me.
provide some evidence OP
Anon if she's 12 years old she should know better than to strip for a bully, you got a dumbass for a sister

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Why don't robots and fembots just date each other?
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Thank you! That warms my heart! I hope the same will happen to me
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I dont think there are fembots in western part of germanistan
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>but I'm out of her league
Clearly she likes you and enjoys spending time with you.
Stop being so hard on yourself!
There are no fembots in Germany and all fembots are afraid of robots
I love how Americans are stealing our women, can't go for an ordinary Eurobot can you, gotta get that fancy American lifestyle upgrade. Fucking whore.

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>mfw I've finally outgrown racism
When did you realise that normans and foids are the problem?
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I wish I was this enlightened and centrist.

The races are unequal. This is demonstrable and provable. Calling denial of objective fact 'idealism' is not a false dichotomy.
I grew out of being right wing. Kek looking back at myself when I was an edgy 16 year old capitalist rightist makes me mega cringe.

Take the socialist, left pill.
is hard to stop being racist with blacks. when you think they are cool people. one of them acts up and makes you hate them again. some black guy made threats against my company and now my company is in high alert.
Centrism is more rational than your neo nazi bullshit
Being alive is the problem

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lets have /suicide general/ thread

are you considering it?
are you afraid to die?
how do you plan on doing it?
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>How do you know how it feels? Recently I was thinking about this.
Put a wet towel over your face and keep running water over it like the americans waterboard their prisoners.
After 1 minute of this tell me this ain't twisted sick fucked up shit.
The only reason I would kill myself would be to escape my shitty situation not to leave this world. So I would probably just fake my death and try to live a different life somewhere else
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I'm going to commit suicide sometime this weekend. Going to jump off a bridge. I don't care if it's a bad way to go. I just want it all to be over.
>So I would probably just fake my death and try to live a different life somewhere else
How are you going to get the money?
who the fuck is gonna let you jump off of a building in Chernobyl?

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Why do women like gay looking pretty boys more than masculine men?
It doesn't make sense at all.
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I just wanna be greek statue-tier chad. I cannot due to physical limitations. I dont care if women dont like it, but it would be better if i looked like that.
More testosterone = less impulse control and more likely to not commit.
I'm scared of masculinity (even in women)
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I don't. Pic related seriously repels and perhaps even disgusts me a bit. Op what do you keep re posting the same thread over and over again?
>Cringe /pol/ shit
You're not a women lol

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how 2 get over fear of offending people? I have lots I could say in a given situation, I'm just scared people won't get what I'm saying. Usually when people don't get what I'm saying, they give me a certain look and start talking slowly

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