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>I see women in swimming suits and I think fish smell and STDs
>I see the vagina and my first thought is how slimy it looks

Women are gross. Why do I want them.
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men smell worse because you never wash especially guys with foreskins it's disgusting
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>>85597088
I have foreskin snd i wash. Are vaginas self cleaning?

Are there any older poasters who have been here for a while still about? I'm 28 now, I first started using this board back in 2013 entirely for entertainment purposes but stuck around a lot and made several friends from those kageshi/tc/skype rooms.
My life is sort of stale and boring now. I just go to work, come home, read books and go to sleep. I was a hiki up until last year pretty much but then landed my first Amazon warehouse job. I also travelled abroad to Thailand and Japan for the first time a few months back.
I don't come here anymore but I still every now and then try to come back to see if that one anon who kept making 25+ threads is still about but it seems like he disappeared. I feel nostalgic for 2015-2018 a lot now.
Anyway, how is everyone else doing now?
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I am almost 30 and have been here since 2010. 4chan is garbage now overrun by mama's boys and their desire for chicken tendies. 4chan used to be edgy and do shit.
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>37
>normie with wife, career, friends
>Was neet/virgin for a long time, don't miss it at all
>Still play video games/be into weird shit but also take care of myself/do more beneficial things
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>>85597016
fuck you piece of SHIT
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>>85595864
I found a femcel gf
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>>85596436
Oh do I miss this. Omegle was my main platform to talk to robots. I did try discord for a little while but it never scratched the same itch. There was something unique about omegle. It was like going to a bar alone, except the whole bar had a singles only no groups or cliques allowed policy, so everyone had no choice but to interact with each other. Most of the time it resulted in awkward short interactions, but once in a while you would have a spontaneous 5 hour conversation with someone and that was so rewarding.

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IS any form of tattoo ever acceptable on a woman?
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They are convenient, tattoo women let the world know that they are trash of the lowest quality imaginable in a highly visible way. One of the most reliable ways to tell if a person is subhuman shit is the presence of tattoos.
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>>85596779
A girl at work bent over the other day and I saw she has the word "unforgettable" tattooed here. Can I just like hand her some money and I get sex? How does that work?
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>>85596779
This and some womb tattoos make my pp hard. Theyre saying `breed me`
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>>85594929
I don't care in general.
>>85596657
This is probably too much.
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I could not see myself marrying one
Imagine your mother has something like that
actually disgraceful

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Normalgroids don't mind dating nonvirgins but who you voted for is a deal breaker kek
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>>85595944
The worst people I know and seen were sexhavers. Even the most schizo "socially stunted" incel that doesn't shower for a month is far from the degeneracy that those people are capable of
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>>85596999
I'm not going to argue for an extrapolation you've made that I didn't state and that doesn't follow from anything I said. Nobody has said that but you. They don't have to be equal for you to be inferior to even the worst of them by every metric for the rest of your life. You will die having achieved nothing, and your genes will die with you. There will be no remnant of your existence after you are gone.
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>>85597100
I didn't claim to superior to them. You did claim to be superior to virgins, and Newton was a virgin, btfoing your argument
But since normalfags are all ass blasted narcissists, it's physically impossible for you to admit it
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>>85597258
The only thing I claimed was that if you are a virgin, mostly past college age, you are almost definitely socially inept. Then you brought up Newton for some reason, as if he were relevant in any way to what I was saying. I don't know how that even pops into your head unless you're using him as some sort of cope in your brain for why it's actually okay that you're socially inept.
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>>85597366
The point is that being socially inept is actually a quality if that makes one closer to Newton than to you and normalfags

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If I looked like this I would have precisely zero problems in life
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>>85595190
I'll give that kid some cred, for putting ANY muscle on the skinniest, weakest frame I've ever seen.
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Why do anons here act like jacked gym rats whenever they see an attractive lean guy kek we all know you niggas are fat as fuck
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>>85595190
if i piut on some more weight i can achieve thiss
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>>85595190
I was like that but 6 pack wasn't as defined, but I'm hairy af. All over, it's a massive turn off for girls. I'm sometimes a bit flirty but can't back it up. It gets to a certain point and I just don't know what to do. I'm old as fuck and skinny fat now. Still get attention, but then the scared child takes over.
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>>85595190
I'm still fucked in the head and chicken shit when talking to alt chicks&chicks I am attractive to.

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A thread for robots to discuss their interest in wearing diapers, ABDL and age regressing.

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TQ: How far would you go with your fantasies if money and time were no issue?
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>>85596052
Wow, I've made the world better now
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There is nothing like wearing jammies and a diaper
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>>85594302
It's a fucking fetish, man. I wish I could have so few problems in life that I have time to feel guilty for being attracted to absorbent underwear.
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>>85595322
Is that picture AI?
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>>85596982
I'm glad this interest does not distress or impact your life to the extent it does others, namely the original anon who was struggling

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Masculinity copers are insufferable .

JUST GRIND GRIND GRIND BROOO , WOMEN LIKE HIGH STATUS MAN BROOO , MAN THESE DAYS ARE PUSSIES BROO , THEYRE TOO SCARED TO TALK CONFIDENTLY TO WOMEN BROO
It is even sadder to see how most men that claim to be blackpilled these days are just masculinity copers in disguise .


They create retarded ratios and analyze every aspect of the body on hopes of improving your attractiveness.


They are essentially contradictory to the bp cause bp 101 states that you cannot improve your looks because you are limited by your genes .


This space has been invaded by normies that diluted it and turned it into a tik tok meme .
I wish incel shooters targeted these retarded faggots instead of killing foids.


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I have all that including being tall with a big dick but I'm bald and poor so I get 0 pussy

you're gay
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>>85597287
That isn't masculinity though, it's literally gynocentric. Redpillers and blackpillers are both gynocentric pussy worshippers.
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>>85597294
I'm not bald hage a pretty face and poor and I have a lovely gf I met when I was homeless
Got gud gitgud
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>>85597301
tsar trutha

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Please talk to me. Tell me how you're feeling and what's on your mind, please
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>>85596676
That's pretty cool honestly. What kind of flying would you do? Commercial or freight stuff? I know Amazon does delivery planes and shit. That'd be pretty cool, yeah?
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>>85596676
Sorry I didn't read that far lmao. Firefighting in a plane sounds cool as hell. Flying those old planes would be sweet too. I had a couple buddies way back who went into flying
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It's hard when you have nothing to talk about
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Some past bad memories resurface
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>>85597311
I'm just chilling. Been pretty stabilized lately, for lack of a better word. Finally medicated so you know, that's been a long time coming. Grateful for it though.
>>85597328
You wanna talk about it?

I've been stress-masturbating for the past five years or so. soul and dick completely destroyed and impotent
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>>85596646
i can't fap when i'm stressed because fapping is something i LIKE doing
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>>85596646
can you actually still fix that?

Can you rehab if you try and have a good startegy?
in a similar situation
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just don't touch it for a week or two and you will have boners

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I wish I had stuff to talk about so I could have an internet girlfriend
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I wish I didn't have to be lonely
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>>85596430
I wish I had a gf to spend time with. The one friends tried to set me up with keeps flaking on me.
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>>85596430
I wish I had a gf so I could talk about stuff.
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>>85597297
Why don't you just get one, it seems like it would be easy if you can talk about stuff.
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>>85597323
, he asked on incelworld.biz
They don't like that, at all. They want to get rammed by Chad's big fat dick. They're all like this.

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Have you guys noticed that women don't even like 90% of the attention they receive from men? They literally dread all but a few men showing interest in them. Every time I asked a girl out I could sense a deep disgust and annoyed vibe, even though she tried her best to conceal it.
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>>85596297
I'm in fantastic shape, its all the same if they don't find you attractive though.
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>>85595987
This isn't news. >>85595987

Just Be Chad and you can do what you want with women. If you have to try then it's over.
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>>85596317
>I'm perfect, it's the women around that are all bad
I think I heard fat bitches talk like that when they complain that they can't get a man. Be objective
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>>85596768
I think its funny still because people love to push men to be active in approaching women, but never talk about how much girls hate it.
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>>85596306
In my case that's exactly what happened she cooks cleans larps as a mommy gf and is into femdom and tickles my balls

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How do I isolate an autistic male from all of his friends?
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>>85596405
thanks, i was wondering how to differentiate them.
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>>85596046
>How do I isolate an autistic male from all of his friends?
If he has friends, then he's probably not autistic, and he has other prospects.
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>>85596046
a truly autistic male has no friends because no one likes him.
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>>85596312
>Only a matter of time.
Until what?
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>>85596046
Hi I don't have any friends so I would be very easy to isolate.

pls i need a gf

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I'm 35y/o and still too afraid to drive. I have my license, but I hate every second of being in a car. How did Anons get over their fear of driving? I feel like when I'm behind the wheel - I'll kill someone.
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>>85596996
Just imagining a 50yo oldcel posting anime girls lulz
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>>85596820
same, but it's pretty simple. drive on empty country roads with little people till you're comfortable with it and move up from there. The nature will inherently calm you down.
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>>85596820
>How did Anons get over their fear of driving?
my dad was piss drunk and wanted Subway. This was before doordash was a thing. He screamed at me to drive him despite only haven gotten my permit like a week before and had a total of 15 minutes behind the wheel.

I had to back out of the driveway, it was too narrow to turn around. not to mention the driveway was uphill from where I was and upaved gravel. then I took the highway to our beloved shitslop shop. he would also make comments during my driving like
>anon, we're going at 60mph. if we crash into that other car over there, we would surely die. Isn't that scary?

so yeah after a few lessons like that I got less anxious. got my license first try too.
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>>85596820
I'm 32 years old and in the process of getting my license, so I feel you. I had the same anxiety around driving that you had and lived in a big city so I didn't need to learn how to drive, but now unfortunately I do.

I'm enjoying it a lot and I regret not getting it done sooner. My advice is to learn in an automatic - they tried teaching me in a manual several times and I hated it because it was too much to focus on at once as I was driving to drive.
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>>85597065
>50yo oldcel
Anon I meant OP was +10 years older than me and not the other way around

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these 2 trashy strippers are getting ready for pole dance.
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>>85597017
they soak in murky water beforehand or is that the grime coming off of their seemingly stinky asses?
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>>85597045
they rub fruity essential oils, made for private areas,so you won't smell the murky water and stank

still they look like cheap trash whores, you would think that men would want to see a proper model escort dance near the pole but


fucking no standards what so ever for npcs
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>>85597017
these girls bully the princess strippers out of town thats where i swoop in like a knight in shining armor
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>>85597017
Gamer girl bath water *heavy breathing*
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>>85597017
>can't even shower without looking at their phone

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There is nothing worse than a hyper sexual autistic man
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>>85596022
I do notice on the rare occasion I skip, the next day the orgasm is a lot stronger. But like, I don't want to skip. I prefer more frequent orgasms even if they feel worse.
>>85596192
I would rather not have my life revolve around women and porn is a good way to opt out. Being a permavirgin is peaceful.
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>>85594972
this is a man behind the screen saying purposefully provocative stuff so the monkey-raging autists who browse the bored get mad and engage

keep it up anon
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>>85596346
*board
i deserve to be hung
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>>85594972
Might as well jerk off all day if im disgusting and unlovable anyway
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>>85595076
but what if I'm a hypersexual asexual autistic man and only attracted to furry/r34 art?


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