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It really was a simpler time, wasn't it?
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I really like these old ads
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not simpler just less gay and retarded
No. You were just younger.

That's not to say the world / media isn't getting worse and isn't dogshit now. It absolutely is. But you have to work hard to separate nostalgia from entropy
Try Thug2pro
I found the old thps2 better than any other game of tony hawk, even the remaster.
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I remember being excited for Quake 3

and for Team Fortress 2 before Valve delayed it for over half a decade. I never did get into it because the cartoony aesthetic was very much not what I was promised when I first heard about it.

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>how could you love a women whos had another mans cum on her face

>also robots
>just got done swallowing the load of my black FWB that I met on grindr
Its funny how niggers are the only ones who think they have big dicks.
very pretty I wish I had a fag like that to use
Do you have a big dick?

This comment is very original
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>>how could you love a women whos had another mans cum on her face
>>also robots
>>just got done swallowing the load of my black FWB that I met on grindr
Reminder to never bump nog threads.

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I just got kicked out of my internet friend group for the last 3 years and they refuse to tell me the reason for kicking and blocking me everywhere. I have no idea what I did.
I invested so much time into these friendships and now all that time was wasted.
How do you make new friends from the ground up online nowadays?
I met all of them through TF2 competitive back when we all used to play
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I suspect that they had wanted you out for a while and needed some bullshit reason to kick you out of the group. So no wonder you can't even tell what you did to deserve such awful treatment.
>>61953484 is 100% right. Internet friendships never last long and one way or another you'll end up being heartbroken
This. How do you not even have any idea as to why your friends of 3 years ghosted you? I suspect you are withholding some info about your behavior towards them in order to present yourself more sympathetically to internet strangers.
OP here
Forgot to tell you about the server.
It wasn't, most people there were actually pretty chill and knew the difference between jokes and actual hate speech.
They seemed to be pretty ok with gay/jew/political jokes. I personally am not into that type of humor so I refrained from it.
I doubt it, but it may be a possibility. There were other people in our friend group that were way more toxic and annoying than me, yet everyone seemed to get along just fine.
There people blocked me too, so I expect they're still there.
Fair enough. I will try to summarize my activity on our discord server/what'sapp group over the last few months here.
So, I started playing a lot of CSGO with the guys in the server, we'd play mostly wingman as there wasn't enough people online to get a 3 man squad most of the time. At this time I've gotten a little bit closer to our server admin, let's call him Tyler (he's the one I suspect kicked me). We'd play cs for a few matches every day, everything seemed to be going well.
Then some members of our server did a raid on our server and we abandoned it, made a new one, invited everyone that wasn't involved with the raid and made it so only admins can make invites. The admins consisted of the oldest members of our friend group, these being Tyler, me, his online GF and this other guy named Colin.
For a while not much happens, other than we just don't have as much time as we used to have for games, I have a lot of college stuff to do, Tyler has a job now, everyone else is busy with school stuff too.
For a while me and Tyler didn't game at all, mainly because he didn't get on at all for like 2 months and when he did I was already asleep due to the timezone difference. Every now and then we'd manage to talk for 15 minutes and I still texted him on snapchat here and then.
So for the time being I played mostly with the other guys at the discord, with this dude named Bobby and with Colin.
Around 1 month ago, Tyter invites this guy he knows from back in high school. Let's call him Hank, he'd just join our call, be loud as fuck, play some cringe earrape 10h song on the music bot or repeat the same my name jeff joke for 3 hours straight.
I server muted/deafened him a few times over the course of 2 weeks and threatened to kick him if he didn't stop being so annoying.
Then, 3 days later, next thing I know the server was gone, and everyone had blocked me.

I think he may have gotten Tyler to kick me, I can't think of anything else.
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goddamn it OP I don't even know what to say to you. I feel genuinely sorry for your loss, you try to hang in there, the pain will eventually pass. I've been where you are and I know how shitty you feel right now

>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original
yes, very unoriginal

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>you will never gently fall asleep by the fire while a Grand Wizard rambles on about ancient lore with his soothing voice
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>family of orcs
My ultimate dream is to build a big ass cob house slightly out of way of civilization and live a wizard lifestyle, reading tomes, growing shrooms, building fancy wooden clocks and staves and other cool stuff, etc... Maybe not INNAwoods since I'm not an off the grid kind of guy but I don't want to be close enough to a main road to hear traffic.
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thanks biden
God this sounds comfy. I wonder if in a thousand years from now when civilization collapses, people will be like "you will never work to develop the magic CuMpewTer chips that gave man all the knowledge of our world."

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>"haha lets do late-stage capitalism bro"
>everyone refuses to breed and just kills themselves
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Anyone who ever unironically uses the term "late-stage capitalism" is a mouthbreathing pseud
Anyone who goes around saying using the terms "unironically" and "pseud" is a fucking retard and gets their entire vocabulary and way of thinking from 4chan
Contrarianpilled post but hes not wrong. There is never a situation where saying late stage makes sense
Then get the fuck out to wherever you came fro you retarded faggot
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>fucking retard
go back

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It honestly kinda feels like men online have such warped taste in women. Like I could show a chick I think is a 10/10 and somehow you guys will call it a 4 or 5
I would still breed them unless they are fat or anorexically thin. If they have ugly faces they could just wear paper bags over their head.
We tend to overrate our types, and men have very varied taste. My 9/10 was a cute black girl with a huge ass, but most crackerbots here would just see her a fat sheboon.
When people never develop love, they will view everything from a distance.
I choose to rank it on motherliness. A supermodel wouldn't make a good mother but a woman who invokes the feelings of a mother would
It's all about personal taste

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Fembots why not just get a pet robot bf?
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you can defeat everything, but whats the point
same, locking porn sites for me would be hot as well
In letting Trump take over, the Jew once again overplayed his hand and damaged his plans more than he advanced them. Hence the amount of damage control ZOG media is doing for Biden and Harris.
>and made people lose their trust in the mainstream media completely
but instead of implicitly trusting mainstream media now they implicitly trust people with literally no evidence of any claim
it didn't make these fucking dumbasses any more critical of their surroundings they just moved their faith from an institution who wants to control them to people who want to control them and those people are all becoming interconnected with the same goals and becoming another institution anyway
it's like saying that "at least the serial killer isn't targeting kids in red shirts anymore" when he's targeting kids in blue shirts now
nothing changed
Just make sure he isn't gay
he said he wasn't, but never trust a slut.

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Sorry about missing threads the last few days I got busy
The good news is I had an accidental lucid dream last night and it made me think
maybe sleep quality is far more important than any technique for lucid dreaming
I did a reality check right when I woke up in the middle of the night because of multiple false awakenings and I think immediately after falling asleep again I got a lucid dream
maybe brief reality checks when you wake up in the middle of the night help
I'll try to at least post the Lucid Dreaming threads before I fall asleep so you can discuss among yourselves even if I miss a day
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i had one lucid dream this week
all i did was turn myself into a girl

after that my other dreams were kinda interesting, nothing lucid. hope i get another one soon though
I don't want to wake up though. I want to go lucid
Had my first and only lucid dream, that I remember, a few months ago. As soon as I realized it, I tried really hard to not think about it and wake myself up. I had a tough time controlling myself too.
>went to guitar center
>flew a little bit
>went to a beautiful sunny historic looking South American city
>woke up
glad it happened. what a treat
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I've been practicing image streaming and my visualization skills are gradually improving. This morning I was able to visualize my bedroom and have a dream starting in it but I didn't become lucid. I just learned what I'm trying to do is a variant of the WILD technique called visually-induced lucid dreaming (VILD) and that it helps to include a reality check so I will try that tomorrow.

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My entire 2020 was characterized by finding (and violently jerking off to) videos of latinas not caring if their ass becomes dirty after they anally toy themselves

I will change absolutely nothing this year

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New year new projects and work.

Watcha workin on? Any big school projects? Work? Etc? What's the grind looking like?

I'm working on a big 50+ page essay.
desu im just trying to get fit. im not a gross pig or anything but i think i should prioritize my health and well being this year
Same. I'm at 20-25% body fat, and I want to get that down. Trying really hard to eat veggies and go to gym.

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>born with a shitty ass and pussy
life is hell
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Doubt it. Just flaunt and watch yourself instantly get popular with men
it's been a lot longer than 3 days. I miss the mouthbreather thread poster.
The mouthbreather guy still posts. I saw one of his threads yesterday.
I never miss any of those and glad hes always there to confirm Ive ruined my life from the start
I feel bad for him. maybe mewing could help him out, but perhaps it's just a meme.

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last year I went from being poor all my life, to making more than both of my parents combined (while still being in uni). If you can, learn web dev (ignore the hate), tech money can change your life
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I'm in school for IT. Is that good shit? School is painfully easy and I'll be done by the end of 22. I just need my foot in the door then I can rape shit.
Give us a point where we can start, where did you learn it? Any book reccomendation? What about pre-requisite knowledge?
To the op, were the mad stacks due to entrepreneurial or just a job
I.. want money
I also did this, money is great bite full time work makes me suicidal. How do you not constantly fantasize about killing yourself to make the idiotic schedule stop? I fucking hate life
Same m80! I landed my first job in big tech at 115k. It's WFH too so I get to chill w/ my parents while I pay off my 105k student loans in

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>Previous thread died for our sins
How's life druggies?
What drug experience made you puke the most?

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Just fuck us, fembots. Let us robots fill your pussies up.

t. Not a Coomer
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I had sex with someone I met from here once and it was awful.
who cares about fembots
I'm fine with jacking it
damn, i must be the most unluckiest guy ever or its a government conspiracy cause all the girls i meet are lesbo bitches. I flirt nd ask out but, LESBO BITCHES.
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>who cares about fembots

im a virgin (inb4 obviously), but i have a theory that lonely pussy squeezes the tightest.
>tfw no fembot girl to fill up with seed whenever i need to cum

The past is over. Gone forever.
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Did you guys at least do something decent in your past? Any girlfriends, parties, friends and just general good memories? Like the rest of the world did?
I'm sorry op but I'm pretty sure that the past is gone forever. Yes we could hurt ourselves thinking about the time that will never come back, but it's also a good opportunity to understand how much the present is importanr
In experience some of the past at least twice, so no it is not gone it is just in a different space in time
Am I living all of these realities at once while I'm subconsciously choosing to process this world or do these all occur in a life-timeline where each subsequent death results in a complete erase of the mind?
I would love to live happily in a time where I don't remember who I was, oblivious to whatever cycle is going on. It sounds very peaceful to live with immortality beyond "never dying".
>Am I living all of these realities at once while I'm subconsciously choosing to process this world?
The power of subconscious reality picking can only be attributed to gods

>do these all occur in a life-timeline where each subsequent death results in a complete erase of the mind?
That's what i believe, and this is the best form of existence. Thanks to memory deletion, you won't remember those lives where they tortured you, or you were born in famines seeing your family die before you. But sadly, that life where you experienced the most pure love will also be forgotten.

>I would love to live happily in a time where I don't remember who I was
Childhood, paleolithic era. We both enjoyed those times of pure illogical action and freedom.

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