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Ummm, I will not love you long time.

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Why didnt you protect her? She needed your help.
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>>82896001
Not my GF, not my problem.
>>82896038
she sounds like shes fucked in the head.
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Uh because NP, NW. You know this OP.
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>>82897991
I wish, but nothing will ever happen to these people. Manipulative people have protection. They manipulate people to take bullet from them with a little bit of money. Fucking hate seeing things like pokiman with her fake cookies drama. It's so evil when you're intelligent enough to see that you're being manipulated. Can you imagine how much money she made from those after calling all her fanbase broke boys? and no consequences whatsoever. fucking disgusting

>>82899234
yea its fucking patethic
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>>82896001
Nahhh, I would just rape Emiru instead
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>>82896001
She's a greedy thirst trap. She had opportunity to say no, to bring her own security (saw her moaning about "urgh can't bring MY security coz he banned". Ok, then get another security guard. She wanted paying, didn't think of consequences or safe guarding herself.
Remember Adriana Chechik? Twitchcon, another daft woman not taking her own safety seriously. Who jumps into ankle deep "foam pit"?

>work 12 hour shift after being unable to fall asleep out of sadness from learning about ex moving on
>want to find somewhere to park to smoke
>gas stations covered in homeless people
>streets have homeless people
>see well lit school parking lot, park in the middle under a light
>have a smoke standing around my truck
>lady walking her dog starts screaming at me "what the FUCK buddy do I have to call the fucking cops move on"
>start yelling at her to take her meds and I'm allowed to have a smoke.
>TURNS OUT I'M NOT AND IT'S ILLEGAL

I was already having a bad night now I'm angry again, it never ends
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>>82899873
Youre living the perfect Doomer life. Almost like a satire. Simply incredible
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>>82899873
Why don't you just have a smoke while driving around dude
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>>82899873
>parking at a school
>as an childless adult man
OP you're just retarded. Go find a walmart to park at or something

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>God will never leave me nor forsake me
Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRXDYvpA020
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>>82900512
>lust provoking
bro?
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>>82900512
Because they're not wearing hijabs? You either have terminal yellow-fever, or should be locked up
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>>82900547
you're right on the first
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>>82900550
understandable desu
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>>82900487
>submit to nothingness
lol ok

I only fuck women in the ass. The vagina is disgusting. I cannot enjoy sex if the female does not fully submit to me and allow me to use her body as an orifice for my own carnal pleasure. The pussy does not give me enough friction to coom. There is nothing the feeling of forcing your erect fallus into a womans anus, feeling it come apart, thrusting and then emptying your calls inside her anal cavity.

Every single chick has done anal. Every girl you like or date has had another guys dick INSIDE HER ASS. Just think about that.
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>>82900592
Nah a real man ass rapes women AND hates them LOL
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>>82900643
>Says you shouldn't be fucking women
>Mind immediately jumps to homosexuality instead
Something you want to tell us Anon?
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>>82900579
No, that was one of your minotaur threads yesterday where you inadvertently revealed you were into bestiality. Let's not forget all the ones that you say you are not samefagging, yet all your posts replying to each other get nuked at the same exact time. Your dad needs to stop enabling you. A bf is not going to magically appear out of nowhere in your room.
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>I only fuck women in the ass. The vagina is disgusting.
You tell 'em, queen.
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>>82900643
So true, Mr. Grunblatt is seething right now because our generational poster prefers anal sex(theoretically).

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When did you realize that Working Class, Latina, celluite jiggly asses are the best?
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>>82899584
I'll leave my disc if anyone wants to passionately talk about big latina asses that are Working class
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>>82899634
No offense but I'm gonna go jerk off to her TikTok videos instead.
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>>82899437
when i got a latina girlfriend and realized the ass is perfect and the pussy is magnificent.
viet girls are a close second (buttery smooth) and punjabi are like mexicans, but looser
god i miss college
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>>82899437
This look so good but the thing is woman are so small that even a big ass is still small. I wish there was a 8foot tall latina to sit on my face
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Would you promise to always vote democrat and accept the browning of america if in return you got to experience pic rel from your immigrant latina wife?

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astrology thread.
2001 snake girls: I love them, they look nice, but inside they're totally depressed.
2003 goat girls (born in the year of the goat): they're too nice. too kind. maybe somewhat cute and wholesome looking, but they're boring. I just don't like the way they look.
2004 wood monkey girls: I like them. they're pretty good looking. outgoing. friendly. upbeat.
2005 wood rooster girls: I love them. they look very feminine and beautiful and cute. but they're totally broken inside. they're so hopelessly depressed. but I realized something, I love girls who are broken and dead inside. I want to cure her depression or something. even though it's basically impossible. there's this one rooster girl I love, she won't even look me in the eye. fucking hurts so much.
2006 fire dogs: they're fired-up hyper angry intellectuals, barking and barking, looking for a fight. appearance: they're often extremely thin, turbo anorexic, eugenia cooney level.
any opinions on these signs?
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>>82900367
>2005 rooster girl
>read desc
>literally me
i dont even believe in this stuff man
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>>82900367
>2006 intellectuals
dude are you for real
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>>82900378
>literally me
literally every girl and "girl" thinks that about themselves, soo damaged and broken and depressed, because you retarded zoomers made this attitude into a fashion piece
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>>82900378
literally every time I see a 2005 rooster girl, I go talk to her. I love them so much. I guess their signs almost every time. they kinda look like birds

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I drew a cat on me wrist
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>>82900626
Yeah but these types go extra far to make sure you know it
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>>82900636
Thats kind of a rude question to ask..
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>>82900385
cute cat
here is my waifu, she is only temporary until i find a real wife.
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>>82900647
Not sure what you're even saying, regardless I'm closing the thread because I don't promote this kind of behavior
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>>82900672
Basically its a attention whore baby me please type of thing, and yeah im hiding it too

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foids, is it true that taking big poops is arousing?
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foids, just open up and share
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foids, we're all waiting to hear from you on this matter
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foids, im just curious, thats all
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foids, there's no reason to be shy
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foids, it's natural

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Another sleepless night so why not? Create your ideal partner and post your mbti + theirs (bonus points for enneagram)
https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/2676157
Find your favorite picrew here:
https://picrew.me/ja/discovery

>Me
INFJ 4w5
>Hers
ENFP 7w6
No matter how much I try to force my mind into volcelmaxxing, if I ever got to meet a girl with a personality like that, I'd fold immediately. Damn these instincts that no longer have a place in this world
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i didn't realize we were supposed to be making partners so here she is, enfj
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>>82898534
>Me
INTP
>Hers
i have no clue but im pretty sure she just ate a bird
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>>82900200
FUCK forgot to attach the picture
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>>82898534
>>Me
INFP 6w7

meeting my brown burgerking crown soulmate at the aquarium uwu
originally
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>>82898534
>intj
>mbyc

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I fucking HATE being a "black" guy (white but melanated skin due to reviltiligo) and having yellow fever, tf do i do
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>>82900576
I was briefly the reverse cow
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>nice boondocks reference btw
sorry for your loss anon
maybe try skin bleaching and taking estrogen blockers
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>>82900493
So you dance black but look like you can barter at a corporate level?
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>>82900604
Im not a girl but if i were i would be naked right now
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>>82900596
kek thanks for noticing

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I spent my 20s alone in my room not getting a job or talking to anyone and now I deeply regret it
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>>82899542
>I spent my 20s alone in my room not getting a job or talking to anyone
Um, based?
>now I deeply regret it
Gay
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I did that too. I turned 29 this year and I've never tried to get a job, get welfare, have sex, get a driver's license, or anything. I'm a friendless khhv who hasn't left my parents' property since 2019 when I renewed my ID. I was able to renew it online the next time I had to do it. I don't think things could have gone any other way for me, so I'm not bothered by any of my actions up to this point. I rightfully blame everything on my parents and the people who brainwashed them
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>>82899542
>>82899786
based
soon you'll be 40, still frog posting here
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>>82899542
same... why do things when I can get insta pleasure by staying home playing vidya. The thing is 10 years later everything you didn't get weight on you. We couldn't know that. We were the first generation with crazy entertainement in the confort of our home. I guess the best we can do is get those things here and now and heal part of what's missing.
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>>82899542
That's why I gotta kill myself before I ruin my life even further

What do you think of joining the army? Is it worth it fighting for the American government (and Israel)?
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>fight for the people making everyone else's lives worse
if you do that you're a traitor and I hope you're killed in action
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I wouldn't recommend it for everyone. I'd probably try to tell you not to if you don't have to.
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It is worth it to fight for Israel 100%. America? Forget it.
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When I was a little kid, I wanted to be a soldier, as many little boys do. Now that I'm older, my feelings have changed. Not in a million years. As our god king says, veterans are "suckers"
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>>82899637
I was already conscripted but got rejected because of mental illness and suicide attempt record. it would probably be a bad idea to give me a weapon, lmao.

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>spent the entire night watching bodycam footage of drunk foids getting arrested again
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>>82899470
what a cutie, shawty innocent let her go

Just came to this pic
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>>82900463
Millennial on the left and Gen Z on the right
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Is this the "last thing you fapped to" thread
Shot ropes so hard I hit my eye today. I love sub/dom stuff so much


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