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>sitting in my car eating wendys (baconator combo with a side of 8 nuggets)
>group of girls walking
>glance at them occasionally, they do the same to me
>cute girl walks up
>asks me to help her buy a game at gamestop teehee
>get out and walk with them to gamestop
>im wearing my hood so they ask if I have hair
>reply that I have a mohawk like the guy from guitar hero (not true)
>they all laugh
>get inside gamestop and everyone splits up
>cute girl is looking at the xbox games
>im standing in line when i notice gta 7 is out
>get excited
>wake up
even in my fucking dreams i cant be chad
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>>76834821
I had this happen but buying alcohol
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>>76834821
rare greentext where anon includes wake
the waking up part
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>>76834842
IM WAKING UP
TO ASH AND DUST
I WIPE MY BROW AND SWEAT MY RUST
IM BREATHING IN THE CHEMICALS
*inhales*
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>>76834821
I had a dream today about me kissing and warmly hugging loli, and then I also kissed gf of some rando thugs boss (he murdered me after that).
It was my first kiss in 25 years, bros... Spring always hits hard.

Crash Tag Team Racing was influenced by the comic opera The Pirates of Penzance.
Have a look:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dcFeF4TGiZs&pp=ygUhQ3Jhc2ggdGFnIHRlYW0gcmFjaW5nIHBpcmF0ZSBzb25n
1:59 timestamp
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WdJg6Duzzf4&pp=ygUfQ29tZSBmcmllbmRzIHdobyBwbG91Z2ggdGhlIHNlYQ%3D%3D
0:41 timestamp
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>>76834802
I loved this game when I was a kid.
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>>76834802
There is a part in the haruhi suzumiya https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5uGo7BhgtKE where the esper says: "We are just a bunch of clowns standing on our tiptoes at the edge of a great abyss" which if you know tarot cards is 100% a reference to the fool card.

if i use a name after i post will i still get filtered like if i make the thread without the name and then use the name for all my replies
i dont want people pretending to be me but i dont wanna be filtered either
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>>76832921
Ok you be a pussy 1ml is not going to do anything
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>>76832859
ok well hope it goes well
going 2 sleep now gn
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>>76826216
Smelly rapey buttsex with ame! pulling her underwear down and plunging my cock in her asshole making her shit all over my cock! fucking her brown eye until i cum and make it look like a chocolate sundae spreading her nuggets on her bed with every thrust!
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>>76826216
bruv you actin like a five year old fr no cap ong my nigga
just ignore their existence frfr
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Morning you all beautiful people on this thread!
>>76833168
except you, disgusting degen go kys

>>76831628
I spent 2 years learning just to drop it and forget it all, not that I did well while I was learning. But I did get somewhere, and if someone like me can do it, you can too. You just gotta interact w/ the language.

>>76832671
he's right, but I won't preach while I'm intentionally damaging my health for no good reason atst as well

Welp, now we wait. Hope you're safe ame and you're just having a good night's rest.

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>>76832600
>and this is Boston Man with some diet advice

>child in the background
lmao
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Bump
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https://voca.ro/1dk8Q4NqpLm9
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>>76834794
you'll ruin your lovely voice D:
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>>76833157
https://voca.ro/1bDD7oRFZ5zY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5LvhKbsHWU&t=2623s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRfAeD-wNcY&list=PLH80tnosTWc9l3V3uPqVobtPETbXCzoWL&index=1
most awkward moment on radio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqhwyYajCd4&t=320s
Old airforce training video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxf_6A7IT9E&lc=UgzRY69yjkfQSD3RtAF4AaABAg.A0-e2vh0_DDA0-ipMbmWZq

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trfB_0ycTp0&list=PL_9VobYoMHhBjLjSxq5vzNW_9b00VUxiE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd4JDF4kDY8
webshows that can be found on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTlAh0lT2Ko&list=PLHSbAz1hu9sQyepbp8sD6uytO1dPZ2NrE

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It makes me so happy there are people out there who truly care about other people, even about people they've never even met.
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>>76834703
wait until he finds out about everyone else
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>>76834731
Yes, other people our shit but that's what makes them unimportant.
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>>76834703
Me! Cheers anon
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>>76834703
You know members of your tribe after listening to them talk or reading their posts. :3 Our minds have already met and a meeting of our physical form won't change anything significant. Being able to hug someone would be nice tho. :D

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can i still get taller if i'm 20 and still barely 5'4"?
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>>76834737
no
learn to embrace the single live like the rest of us
>>76834748
cope
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>>76834737
no but you can be my boywife anon
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>>76834737
Probably not. Certainly not more than an inch, and that's if you're lucky, which you clearly aren't. Give up this thought or give up period!
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>>76834737
You can grow to 6'6 if you take cold showers everyday and do nofap.
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Who knows? Maybe one of those esoteric methods will work. Like listening to affirmations and whatnot. Alternatively, you could try this for me and tell me if it works:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gDK_NPaqKXnafAhsUyvIkJaNLKCeYPen/view

>>76834789
I know you're memeing, but I've never been able to stick to cold showers for more than a month. The benefits seem too small compared to how much it drains your willpower.

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Would you rather correct a brat...
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>>76834135
Or get corrected by one?
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Flip a coin. Damn female kids have too much power over me.
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Where's the part where I get to beat up 12 year old girls?

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The absolute state of white men.

Their ancestors conquered and colonized pretty much all of the world and now they're doing this kek
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>>76834531
read "against timarchus". tl;dr athenian statesman Aeschines made a speech against athenian statesman Timarchus. Says Timarchus should be expelled from government because Timarchus engaged in prostitution, embezzlement and squandering inheritance. Aeschines says something like "to be clear, I'm not attacking Timarchus because he is a man-lover. I myself have been an erastes and an eromanos. I have even written poetry to them. I can name several man-lovers who I deem noble. There are several man-lovers in the audience who I deem noble."

In Plato's Symposium, Alcibiades is talking to a crowd. Alcibiades recounts how he attempted to seduce Socrates, and he says "all of this can be told to you without shame".

https://www.josephbronski.com/p/classical-athenians-tolerated-homosexuality
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>>76834797
You realize Aristotle in Politics Book 2 calls Plato and Socrates faggots for creating a government that would permit only sexual interactions between brothers and fathers. Aristophanes, similarly, orated about the cynical homosexual, who lingers around the gymnasium looking for koros and ephebi to molest. Alcibaldes was also not a well liked figure in Athens, and is the reason why Socrates is put to death.
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>>76834146
Lmao, you have no clue what you're talking about.
Smell and skin are the first things that change, super consistently too, this isn't like a "some trannies dont" type thing.
>>76834280
You haven't left your gooncave in a while have you? Trannies are rare.
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>>76832639
Average r9k poster
>I'm so touch starved I hate that women won't even look at me
>no this random collection of people indiscriminately cuddling is sickening, look at the state of le white race
You are all pathetic and wish you gained a smidgen of this level of intimacy
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>>76832639
wrong bro niggaz got bored in the cavez and started giving each other gobbies, even the ass has evolved slightly for sex, basically you are built for BBC

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>want to watch documentary about a specific tragedy
>the only documentaries that exist are conspiratard bullshit
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>>76834814
don't care sir kike
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>>76834814
what tragedy is that?
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>>76834814
>>76834839
https://youtu.be/nYCRY3ePwng?t=1m03s

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Why won't zoomers accept one of the many jobs employers are begging for them to take?
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>>76826608
>romanian
Scamming people isnt a career gypsy scum.
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>>76833922
Its the only job hr whores do on the regular besides waste company resources.
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>>76819420
you are my hero anon. we need more workers like you. i would do anything to have a good worker like you.
whenever you feel down, remember that atleast you are helping your boss and your boss's boss have a nice comfy life
our greatest economic system yet wasnt built in a day so keep up the good grind
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>>76818478
>Crazy requirements for trivial stuff that can be learned on the spot
>Underpaid jobs+increasing cost of living
>Poor and toxic work environments
>Jobs being overall soul draining
I wonder...
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>>76833780
>25 leaves = 18.42 usd
Very reasonable anon, personally I'm not working for anything under 20

How easy it is? As a guy searching for cute femboys but preferably women.
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>>76834843
i dont get the appeal of sexting
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>>76834843
>>76834849
the duality of reimu
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>>76834849
because you've never done it before
>>76834843
>cute femboys
FAG
>preferably women
less fag.

the best answer that i can give you is that any site that supports instant messaging and caters to a wide array of people can be used for sexting. i found someone on telegram who's very sweet and just a bit crazy, she's great. that being said it would never have happened if i were looking in a different place.

so, just ask around and talk to people. be natural with it. if you're looking to sext, you'll find desperate people in a desperate mindset who just want to wank and get offline.

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Make yourself and your ideal partner. Feel free to describe yourself and then your ideal partner.
https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2279033 (OP)
https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/165901
https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2079341
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>>76834604
Are you british or
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>>76834609
Nope. I'm from continental Europe though.
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my and my cousinwife (soon to be married)
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This is the first one I did
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Second one I did

I don't know how every human deals with it. I'm 26 and failing college that I should have been done with years ago, have no job, no friends, and no future. I think that's a pretty common experience here, but beyond that, even the simpler things are difficult. I struggle with my hygiene, with chores, can't drive, small tasks that my parents expect me to do for them feel insurmountable.

I feel like a subhuman that is forced to live in a human's world. I've always been a curious person, but every time I try to get beyond the surface level of any topic, I get filtered. I've tried to learn about anthropology, religion, history, politics, it's all so endless, especially stem or even the trades. And once I dig even a little, I become frustrated on how a human being can even understand any of this stuff, I feel like they all made it up, and I'm being lied to. The world is gaslighting me and every other person is capable of receiving divine wisdom or worshipping a devil for their knowledges.

And all of this frustration has led me to stress and poor copes, I feel like my body is being destroyed finally. My heart hurts and it feels like my body goes numb from lack of blood. I'm always giving myself headaches, I'm sure my brain is in poor health. Jfl, I'm even losing hair. The world is too difficult and it's only getting harder for me, soon I won't even be able to get away with rotting anymore, and all of this is making me dumber and uglier. There is no plan or cope for me anymore, I need to rope, but I'm too cowardly for something like that. Anyways, I doubt people here will read this blogpost but I really want to be heard...
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>>76834561
Civilization is thousands of years old now, there is too much knowledge and technology for anyone to master. Smart people know to specialize and stay in their own lane and work with other smart people; stupid people turn to religion and conspiracy theories that tell them everything is fake, experts don't know anything and to trust their gut/other idiots. Anyway you sound like you have a serious mental problem since you have trouble with hygiene and chores, that's not a very good sign, you should get help.
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>>76834615
But even with specialization, technology keeps evolving so fast, and you still need sufficient levels of knowledge on tangential topics that can spread out pretty quickly. I don't think I have a chance. I would struggle with even writing something like a highschool essay or report, the 90-IQ midwit who writes braindead articles about current culture has better prose than I do.
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>>76834561
I think you are smart, you just need to read more ( especially world literature).
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>>76834561
If you are in the dark zone of yugio gaslighting hades then you have a soul too sm0l maybe it seems and so you forgot you lost the soul you were born with? im sorry the kids the dog everybody dyin
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>>76834561
Why did they have to censor the cards?
is nipponese offensive?

Day 469 of manifesting cute gf that has cool interests
I want a good night's rest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-zPY0vrpjQ
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>>76834219
>I made more progress cleaning my room.
thats good. the way you say it makes it sound like you have alot of work to do until its fully clean, how bad is it?
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>>76834382
Pretty bad as of now. I've been organizing my drawers and clothes so there is a couple of piles of clothes all over.
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>>76833177
Hi!!
>I want a good night's rest.
You and me both!! I wish I was one of those people who can just fall asleep within minutes. Also, good on you for cleaning your room. A clean room is a good room. It does wonders for mental health, at least I think so lol. Make sure to make your bed too!!
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>>76834551
HiHi!!
Aww what has you tired? I wish the same. To quickly doze off into a peaceful rest rather than to be stuck wondering. mm Thank you. I think it has me feeling better. I'll make sure to not forget the bed as well.
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>>76834065
it's almost as if some people struggle with these things and threads like these help them discuss the topic and receive advice from others in similar positions

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>your type?
>your type
>what are your results for the 'tism test?
>do you think your type has influenced your results?
>what is the most autistic type?
>test
https://embrace-autism.com/raads-r/

>do animal noises tend to bother you?

Don't know your type? Take a test here:
https://sakinorva.net/functions
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
https://www.michaelcaloz.com/personality/


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>>76834053
until you are mine
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>>76834059
Where I rest, shadows decline
In the darkness, a whispered sign
Down the path, unconfined
There is what you will find.
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>>76834152
Soul, body, and mind.
I am inclined
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>>76834243
Are you sure though?
you can't for sure know.
You know not what you see.
The darkness hides its glee.
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>>76831790
I'd lose on purpose there


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