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I haven't made eye contact with a girl since October.
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Same. I avoid it though, I don't want to validate woman at all.

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I never know what to do with my arms and hands. if I'm walking around and it's too warm to put them in jacket pockets they feel so weird swinging around
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Swing them in measure with the opposite leg op
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>>51586239
Grab your belt with at least one hand, it looks super badass
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>>51586239
Put your right arm at a 30 degree angle upwards and keep your hand flat pointing it in the same direction as arm
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Do the Nazi march and heil mein furher salute with each step.
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Just do what ever feels comfortable.
No one cares how your arms are moving when you walk.

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>March 22
Almost 1/4 of the year all gone already.
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>>51587692
still have not had a single decent happening

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For me it's
L>C>A>H>D>G>I>K>E>J>B>F
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K>C>A>E
Why are there so few tattoos. Need more for instasmash.
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L, I and H are best girls. The others are too masculine or chubby
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C>H>E>A>K>L>I
The rest is getting into no thanks territory.
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>>51586894
B, F, and J. Don't care about the rest.
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>>51586894
God tier: B, F
High tier: G, I, L
Mid tier: A, C, D, H
Low tier: E, J
Shit tier: K

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How you doing this Friday night?
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>>51586798
I might buy premium cuz I have 20bucks from Google survey. But I know it will be a big mistake
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>>51587286
Might be worth it to go all out for a month and just swipe right on everyone
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My ferrets won't use their litter at all.
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I'm...alright. At least I hope I'm going to be alright. Met with an Army recruiter and I have to fill out a 25 page packet later...I'll do it maybe Monday. As of now I'm just chilling watching Almighty Tevun, playing DQXI
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>>51586510
I come here for threads like this. it feels better knowing I'm not the only one with these problems/feelings

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>tfw want to play with some neighborhood cats but they keep running
>tfw start thinking of ways to hurt them
>whenever I do manage to sneak up on one I hold it down and forcefully pet it

Wtf is wrong with me. Mind you I haven't actually done anything yet but I keep thinking about it
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>say that again you piece of shit
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One can argue it's abuse, I suppose. Why do we, as a society, look down on people who abuse animals anyways? We've down it for centuries, the Chinese can dogs and cats by the thousands yet nobody gives a shit.
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>>51587516
skin dogs and cats*
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>>51587472
>>tfw want to play with some neighborhood cats but they keep running
Same, but I'm thinking of feeding the ones in my neighborhood.
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>>51587516
Well, typically we wait for the animal to die before we skin them. We also develop quicker and less painful ways to kill them. Like captive bolt guns or whatever they're called. The chinese just throw dogs into boiling water and hold them down.

post movies/games that women will never understand
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>>51587281
He uses eb*nics, did you really expect him to comperhend your post?
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>>51587160
Nobody in their right mind would be willing to read even a single page of the utter shite that Ayn Rand wrote. That bitch was nuts.
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inb4 the new blade runner movie with that guy who was in Drive
>>51586465
whoa.......there is no god......damn......women...cannot......fathom.......this.....
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>>51586375
They are vampires, anon...
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>>51587432
No. No she wasnt . Just because you dont understand the book doesnt mean she was crazy. You just lack the common sense to understand it.

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what's worse?
never experiencing love from a woman?
or experiencing it once and then losing it forever?
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>>51587475
you miss my point. what i mean is that women are incapable of correct reasoning and moral judgement without being influenced by a man (love falls into this category imo)
read evola man
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>>51587008
Option C: thinking either of those matter.
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>>51587541
Interesting thesis but the women I've known have been too selfish and greedy to even be worth wasting the time on. But I respect your opinion and am glad that your circumstances were different.
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>>51587459
agree, but after eight years it probably isn't happening for me
don't lose heart
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>>51587008
It's hard to miss something you've never experienced.
As a wizard i have no desire for companionship.
It's a trap!

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Keep yourself armed and dangerous sissies!

Resources:
>Hypno: Melt your brain and become the sissy little slut you are!
Blank, Mindless DOLL https://archive.org/search.php?query=Bambi%20Sleeps
https://www.xvideos.com/video21119967/invasion_of_the_sluts
https://www.xvideos.com/video28808881/sissy_slut_bbc_hypno_transformation

>Makeup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quqPiEJ-cKo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJWvI_T2yVQ

>Body feminization
Hips, thighs, bum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGmPbahWNSI&list=PLQBnxzO1owGb1qu0Av2gpGnec3R3nwQw-
Booty exercises for girls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDv2nDtCn6M&list=PLN8fAGaC2PGR1AuJ4RSrE5dW5HMSmHgfz

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>>51587065
>but hate niggers and bbc
that's what makes it hot tho, it's another level of degradation
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>>51587080
maybe for you amerimutts personally
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>>51583116
That's more than short enough guys don't care as long as your cute. Most Asianbois can pass before even taking hormones
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Been on pills for a few months now. Switching to injections from Lena. Any tips on how to hide a box of syringes and 2 vials of injectable estrogen?
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>tfw no bf to feminize me and arm me
reeeeeee

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Man being black and fucking white girls is easy

>be me
>be 18
>just graduated high school
>senior week at a beach town
>driving there with a few friends, an Asian chick and white dude
>two other girls get in the car, don't know them
>one Asian girl, one white girl
>we drive to the beach town
>ride is mildly enjoyable but nothing too eventful
>get to the beach town
>go to this other white girls house who I've known since 5th grade because my friends were being lame
>hang out there for a bit
>probably coulda got my dick sucked

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>>51585945
Lul stay mad
When we got back from the beach town we would all meet up and it was always me and the white chick. Fucking lol she wanted me to fuck her in a public bathroom hahahahahahah

Then we madeout in her kitchen while her friends were upstairs hahahaha so cash
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>>51586255
Bite the curb bitch
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>>51586255
fascinating how a man with such a thriving social life can be bragging to the most socially inept board on 4chan on a friday night
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>>51585819
Fuck you nigger, I hope you suffer and die horribly.
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bait harder nigs and nigronis

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You know what, guys? I actually don't want a GF. Hear me out...

The idea of getting a GF, and introducing her to my parents, is very awkward. Like, I can't imagine bringing a GF home and eating dinner with the family. I don't want my parents to see me that way, when I'm still an innocent neckbeard goodboy

They would probably let me have secks with a GF in my bedroom in their house. But then they might randomly bring up an awkward conversation like "Son, you're using a condom right? Don't get her pregnant or your life is gonna be a BIG mess..."
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>>51587243
>cares about expectations of other people
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>>51587243
So what you mean is you don't want a gf until you move out?
That's fair enough I suppose. I haven't downloaded Bumble yet because at my age I think it would be futile before get my own place.
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>>51587243
I agree. This always seemed oafish to me, but normies dont have relationships with their parents anyway so it doesnt matter
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>>51587243
See I'm the opposite. I doubt I'd have a problem introducing her to my parents, but I really don't want to have sex. Unless it's femdom, but femdom girls are just a myth so I don't want a real gf.

What would you do in the invent of a school shooting?
Please no edgelords.
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>>51585763
Hiding, away from the group so not under the desk in a classroom with 15 people crammed into it, but the safest bet would be to probably destroy a window and jump out
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wonder why I'm in school, if not I usually have a knife on me(too poor for a gun) and I know how to throw it so I'd probably try to nail it in him and when he was reacting in pain I'd bum rush him and knock his lights out. even if I didn't hit him it might throw him off for a second.
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Ask shooter to aim for my head so I can die quickly.
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I would have sex with a dead Stacy, you either get found before you find a dead hot Chick, I want to die, I'm happy. Or I find one and fuck her, in this situation I either die a non virgin or survive and don't need to worry about losing virginity, thats like a win win win
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>>51585763
Probably shoot back since I used to carry when I was in school 10 years ago.

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Guys balls are hotter and more interesting than their dicks and its a shame you all act like bitches when one wants to play with them.
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>>51587314
>wanting low test betas
Gay confirmed.
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>>51587126
Not me, but she contacted a friend who had left her his discord on here since they were from the same country. This a looong while after he gave her the data. She got added to a server and was there for a week or so before leaving. Lately I dont see her on discord too often but posts like these are far too easy to recognize.

>fantasies
The one I remember the most was about having to select fertile guys by smelling their chests, armpits, and then balls, and some shit about cumming on condoms. A real pervert and pretty cool with us despite me being a furry which is normally shat upon.
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>>51584124
Anon if you're okay with it we'd love to see your balls and dick together please
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>>51583808
>I think no anon is left here that could recognize her, so give up.

lmao, you silly silly man. Literally no way of you knowing that
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can you guys tell me if my cock and balls are good too because i'm not sure

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Friday night is here :)
Let's have a comfy thread and maybe a good chat too

Now with a copy paste format :D

>How has your day been going?

>How has your week been so far?

>What are your weekend plans?

>Do you have any aspirations?

>What are they?


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>>51587377
man i don't know where to start haha, i'll just give you one time that really fucked me up
>about 5-6 months into the relationship
>madly obsessed and attached to her
>she tells me she's been having problems with her heart and shit blahblahblah
>she mentioned it when we first got together
>makes it out like it could be fatal
>was pretty dumb at the time and shocked so i took it in and it fucked me up for days, couldn't get out of bed
turns out she was just lying about it, looking back it horrifies me when i think about how i felt
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>>51581954
>>How has your day been going?
It is 10am and I have been awake for about twenty minutes, and it is good so far.
>>How has your week been so far?
Difficult, interesting, fun. Did some shit with ESXI I have never done before. It was good to get a real project knocked out.
>>What are your weekend plans?
Masturbate a lot, go to gym, read some books, and do some OSCP study.
>>Do you have any aspirations?
To become a professional penetration tester and literally get paid to hack shit.
>>Are you drinking anything?
A very bad cup of coffee I made. It is better than no coffee.
>>Feeling comfy?
Yes, my arm chair is very very comfy indeed. I will get up after this post and go and open one pack of yugioh cards. I keep hundreds of boosters in the house so I can always have a pack to crack when I feel like it.

Here is a nice comfy picture I took on New Years Eve when I was in japan, and edited up when I got back.
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>>51587377
A strange wave of depression made me feel a strange disliking to others. I found out others didnt like me so I simply isolated myself to keep them happy.
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>How has your day been going?
Slowly but i got to talk to an old friend so thats cool i guess.
>How has your week been so far?
underwhelming and rather bland.
>What are your weekend plans?
None.
>Do you have any aspirations?
Yes.
>What are they?
I want to inspire people or find some form of a creative outlet that is consistent and that i dont suck at.
>Are you drinking anything?
No but i wish i was.
>Maybe smoking something?
John Player cigs.
>Eating maybe?

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>>51587426
damn, lying about that is a huge dick move, seriously, would be glad if i was simply told she wants to break up, no need to lie like that...

>>51587453
>I keep hundreds of boosters in the house so I can always have a pack to crack when I feel like it.
hahaha, that line made my night, dont know why, just did :)

>>51587463
eh, i just dont give a shit if people like me or not, its mostly my fault anyway, its not bad to grab a friend here and there, try to find people that are like you :)
sorry for the shitty afvice, ive had a drink

>>51587490
>I don't know why I am typing this.
awh dont be like that :)
youre always welcome, just like everyone else

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hey /r9k/ i have some choccy milk, please dont do anything while im gone
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>>51585087
Doesn't this shit belong on /b/
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Just a sippppp

*Schluuuuuuuuuuuuurp*
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>>51585087
I'ma cum in a circle around the milk
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>>51585254
lmao that picture is fucking hilarious, that guy looks smug af
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>>51585140
Do it faggot. End my suffering.




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