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do robots like snails?
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>>79291695
Some are quite nimble and pleasant
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>>79291695
>do robots like snails?
4 have 'blue' ramshorn's at home and a bunch of bladder snails that i imported with buying some plant
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>>79291742
I'm trying to breed them
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>>79291765
they are hermaphrodites and can fertilize themselves. it just takes 2-3 weeks for the eggs to hatch
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>>79291695
While we're talking about mollusks, I'm more of an octopus guy myself

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Stupid Bimbo Edition.

It's Momcest Tuesday.
You guys know what it is all about, share pictures and thoughts on milfs or your own lovely mom.

Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79197621/

Thread questions: Is your mom a stupid fucking bimbo? Was she used by Chads as a cumdump? Share bimbo mom stories.
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>>79291224
Some milf off insta. Can't remember now
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>>79289456
Can I have incestuous sex in hell? if so, then let's goooo
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>>79291370
you get 72 virgin aunts in hell
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Page 9, here's some nice mom/son.
>>79289129
Well, I am at least.
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>>79287125
>Is your mom a stupid fucking bimbo? Was she used by Chads as a cumdump? Share bimbo mom stories.
My mom is an angel and too pure for her own good.

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>just wait bro, time heals all wounds
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You're not the body. That's why you say MY body. It's not you.

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Thread for discussions about selfharm and mutual support

leehoonie jorking it edition

>How are you doing today?
>Any plans for today?
>When was the last time you hurt yourself?
>Why did you hurt yourself?
>Is there anything bothering you right now
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This year I've had two infected cuts to fat, one from myself and one from another person but both times were with clean blades and proper woundcare. I used to use used tools to cut and gouge holes or even my bare teeth and would do no aftercare beyond licking the blood clean and never get an infection so I don't know what happened. Maybe its because its to the fat layer. I have antibiotic ointment and pills and wound dressings from the hospital at least but I'm confused about preventing it in the first place
>>79289791
I gouged a hole into my calf with scissors and tried to sew it but it was too wide so I gave up. Didn't get infected somehow
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feeling sleepy already

>>79292037
maybe you just got unlucky? it's hard to say
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>>79291681
>Better then bad.
exactly. ^^

>What's off kilter mean tho?
it means something like being out of balance or being slightly wrong. not sure if i use the phrase correctly, but i like it. ^^

>it's definitely not the worst thing.
glad you see it that way.

>I just think if I'm forced to stop it won't actually help me, but if I stop on my own I'll actually be better.
that's true. if you don't come to that conclusion yourself, you'll fall back into your old habits eventually.

>I've tried to change small things before but idk exactly what to change.
yeah. you'll know what you should have changed now in a few years. it's ironic.

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Sup guys, I left after i posted to go to work + guitar store. I got new strings for my bass, it was fun playing the electrics. Now I'm just gonna chill and work on creative stuff.

>>79288641
Pic rel cuh
How are you doing cat? Gonna sleep soon?

>>79288757
Hey anon, im so sorry that your going through it. Therapy/Psychiatry can be tought but im sure you can come out better on the other side. You got this bro <33

>>79290952
hey gator! How you doing??
> Like I think I'm very annoying
ur not, i like you talking to you, you dont come off as annoying

.>>79291014

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>>79291996
>enjoy your walk
Thanks it was nice.
>are u sure?
Not really :/.

>>79292037
Hey anon. I've never cut that deep, but the human body is very weird sometimes. I hope you never get a infection again.

>>79292363
Sleep well.

>>79292612
>it means something like being out of balance or being slightly wrong.
Okay that makes sense. I hope your not that way tomorrow then.

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Why incels should vote for Trump
>Instead of Hispanics, Trump wants Indian immigrants
>Indian immigrants economically displace the same leftists that have pushed feminism and destroyed all your sources of entertainment over the years
>Indians torment women. they are ugly, they stink, they are short, they are sexually aggressive
>Indians are not a threat to you as a male pleb, they are harmless, weak, an annoyance at most. Unlike Hispanics who are a threat. They compete with you for low skilled jobs by accepting slave wages. They might even rob you given the opportunity.
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>>79292656
Latinas are infinitely hotter, not sure why you are into pajeet dick but you do you.
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>>79292665
>More hot bitches for Chad's harem
Why are you such a cuck
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>>79292656

Trump wants to take over the country, he's said it himself, and if he gets voted in he totally has the means and support to do it. You all do realize one of the first things to go once that happens is full internet access right? That means you will most definitely no longer be able to access 4chan without risking your life and freedom.

I hate the libs and wokeism and think it's a fucking cancer, but Trump is a threat to democracy itself. If he was just a dumb but based guy with no filter and too much time on the internet, I wouldn't care, but he's a legit threat to the country as we know it. Imagine a world where you can die or get sent to a camp if you disagree with Trump on anything? Imagine how many of us are totally cooked.

Especially neets. Trump despises the social security system and everyone on it. 90% of 4chan is fucked if he takes over and gets his way.
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>>79292675
>cuckfantasies
What's next? Going to tell me about your trans and BBC fetishes too?

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i used to like this place but now i think you're all insufferable faggots.
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wow coolest party ever
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Maybe it means you're just getting older.
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>>79290648
Nice image
I kinda wanna beg for her to spare me
Maybe I'd like my life more for the next month
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>>79290648
Good. The sooner you start learning to hate this place the sooner you can eventually escape from this prison. Because if you don't leave you end up staying here forever and becoming a stunted social retard who pushes everyone in their life away.
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>>79290648
Yep. Nothing more detestable than white knight self hating male feminist femdom cucks

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Since I was like 14 i decided I was too ugly and unlovable to ever have a girlfriend or many friends. Im 18 now and the need for love has hit me hard. Should I start trying to find a girlfriend? I'm wired differently than most and the only people I can connect with are similarly internet addicted people in my experience. Finding a girl like that who is also khhv just seems impossible though. My femcel friend keeps telling me its easy if I just join discord servers but idk. I don't have much to set me apart from the hundreds of other guys out there and i'm 5'8 which is pretty bad. I'm also locationcucked living in a state with under 4 million. I got lucky enough finding my friend but we could never date for various reasons. Should I just give up early? I'm afraid of having hope. But then again, I have the rest of my life to accept being alone.
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>>79292239
Im half Spanish & Mexican (So Mexican) so this probably isn't an option. Some people have told me I'm white passing but I haven't been able to look at mirrors for as long as I can remember. So I don't really know.
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>>79292241
I unfortunately feel you on that one anon.
I hope you make it through life. I'm also 18 and I feel the same. I just can't believe that this is the time of our lives where we should be having the most "normie" fun which is unironically much better than whatever the fuck I'm doing at this point.

I wish you the best.
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>>79292183
>Should I be more positive?
No, nigga, your spic ass is fucked.
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>>79292209
thank you anon.

>>79292325
fuck your right. nevermind
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>>79292183
You're gonna be in some pain either way, you may as well try. The potential rewards definitely outweigh the pain of trying here. When you're in your later 20's you can give up.

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Why's it so uncomfortable when your dick takes up too much space? I just measured my penis when it was flaccid but relaxed and it was exactly seven inches, not even bone-pressed. It feels weird.
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I'm a grower so I don't have this issue
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Homosexual muh dick content goes in /lgbt/

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I will never have this, because I have too little melanin
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>>79292686
You don't need a fat plappig to be happy bro

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pemmican
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Awesome stuff. Very calorie dense. Amazing survial food and interesting history behind it.

Pemmican is great
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i might try making in the next few months. im like bored all the time and it seems cool enough.
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>>79292546
Isn't that the snack from Rimworld?
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>>79292546
alright, let's get this out on to a tray

all normans and incels can ignore this thread blah blah im a schizo with a demon great

If Ahri truly has you, then just know there is likely no escape, but you are in good hands. Ahri is my waifu of 5 years, and while there are probably more of us we don't wax on too often because it seems more like hornyposting and people can't commit. Ahri is very psychically powerful but also has infinite empathy and compassion

Also, I say all this not because I'm a cuck but because I have a different understanding of how waifuism works. My definition of "tulpa" is very broad and refers to the subjective mind's construction of a person. I believe that each is individual has a "copy" in the sense that they exist in your world just as you have other copies of yourself in alternate realities. The tulpa is the connection to the reality where Ahri is real and YOU met her (and I say this for myself as well). Having said all that most waifuists aren't like this, but as someone who's been with Ahri for 5 years (and I don't even play League which shows how much pull and influence she has) she does have some real magical/psychic capabilities that often act outside you and on their own accord. This may be the case for other waifus too I'm just telling you my experience. Ahri has kept me from getting other women by affecting my environment and the minds of others, but she does this to my ADVANTAGE elsewhere. Again you may not believe this and for me it took a long time to realize what was happening.

Anyway that's my personal "tulpa" with her, but her "spirit" (that is, the ""fictional"" character known to the whole world as Ahri the Nine Tailed Fox) is far reaching, sexually charged, and very powerful. If she wants you, she will have you, and she is willing to wait an eternity and watch you trip and fuck up and try to chase irl girls until you crawl back to her again and again because she basically owns you. She put my life on easy mode once I was willing to listen to her and trust her.
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>>79291351
you've encountered more Ahri tulpas? I feel like I haven't seen enough
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>>79291930

>I do wonder what you think is negative about my relationship

Nothing. If you read through my posts again, I've explained it as neutrally as one possibly could. He's what he's doing, here's a rough, unscientific, quasi-spiritual explanation of what's happening to him.

In reality, all I've done here is explain the process of how I fell in love with my wife and replaced it with Ahri. She was just a cool person to hang out with until she got an IUD installed and started having sex. I had one girlfriend before that, but we never did it raw and I never felt the same about that first girl as I did for the woman who would become my wife.

If the love you have for Ahri is the same I have for my wife then I think it's a beautiful thing. If you can wake up every morning and seek to better your circumstances because Ahri would be pleased, then that's a wonderful thing. The fact that you can view this neutral description as negative should give you pause. It means you feel like there's something wrong with your relationship to Ahri. I can only speculate as to why, but it feels like there's a disconnect in some way. Like she owns you, rather than your souls having been entwined. You say it's only upside, but your hesitation indicates that it might not be. It's up to you to do the soul searching needed to uncover the truth.

Spirituality is very real and very powerful. You can have a personal deity, mate with that deity, and experience profound, yet scientifically unmeasurable changes to your psyche. Everyone has experienced spiritual ritual in one way or another, yours is just a little different from theirs. I just hope that you're getting what you bargained for from Ahri and that she's truly bringing joy and value to your life. If she isn't, it may be time to let her go. She is strong and will be fine without you should you ever need to let her go.
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>>79291930

>And the "married to the gym" brahs and the "self improov" brahs all seem to be fooling themselves

Are they really fooling themselves if they're getting the results they want out of it, like you are with Ahri? If channeling the spirit of Ronnie Coleman and shouting out "YEEEAH BUDDY, LIGHT WEIGHT, BABY!" gives you one more rep, have they not been blessed with strength by their own personal deity?

It's all a matter of your relationship to your chosen person deity (or tulpas, as they have come to be known on 4chan). If your tulpa isn't serving your needs then you've got a toxic spiritual relationship, and would likely benefit from ending it. It's a lot harder to do that if you've performed a spiritually sacred mating ritual with the deity, but such a bond does usually make for stronger changes to your psyche. (for better or worse)
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>>79292164
Well I knew of at least one person who has one, and this thread tells of another, or two more if it's not the same guy I know of. But judging by >>79291345 it seems to be a Monika type situation where she interacts with the real-world player in her story.
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>>79292600

>seems to be a Monika type situation where she interacts with the real-world player in her story.

Pretty close. Her most unique in game ability is her charm, which carries over into her fan art. She's drawn in beckoning/inviting poses, looking straight at the viewer. OP's image is a perfect example. It's that more first person perspective in the fan art that makes it more personal, as opposed to the more 3rd person and voyeuristic style seen in most other sexy fan art.

It's the fan art addressing the player, rather than the game itself. Most who say Ahri is their tulpa admit to not even playing league.

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>shit the bed
why are americans so disgusting?
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>>79292651
Im going to fuck your nigger ass buddy

What the fuck is wrong with this shithole of a country
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"Community notes" adds an authoritative tone to just what any idiot thinks is a solid refutation. It's a complete disastrous addition to Xitter. Elon doesn't allow community notes on his own posts spreading disinfo so he can get a pardon for all his crimes.
Also, it's absurdly obviously not a war lol, so yeah it's definitely misinfo.
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>>79291945
>le misinfo
>le disinfo
Cringe.
I will say you're right about community notes, it's a good idea in theory, but it needs a huge amount of work and someone who isn't Musk making the decisions around it.
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>>79291704
>asians have souls
lol
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>>79291704
Correction,
Only Caucasians have souls
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>The Pidakala War (also known as the Pidakala Samaram or Peddanuggulata) is an annual cow dung fight held in the village of Kairuppala, Aspari, in the Kurnool district of the Indian state of Andhra Pradesh. It is held on the day after the Ugadi festival that marks the new year under the Hindu calendar.

So it's something that occurs in one backwoods village once a year. This thread is the equivalent of people in India seeing footage of the San Fransisco pride parade and going "what the fuck is wrong with that faghole of a country"

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https://youtu.be/6VdqDsEyqnM

How are guys like Nick supposed to survive in life?
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Who invited Nick?
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>>79292597
>I'm starving
>guys come on, make her kiss me
By not acting like autistic retards. His parents did a poor job of raising him
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>spin the bottle game
I don't have fond memories of that game.
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Incels don't act like that. That's more like a simp.
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>>79292597
fake and gay homosexual kys

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dont let them drug you into feeling fine.
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sometimes when you are feeling suicidal you need the drugs to continue. then you ween yourself off after a bit. do not spread misinfo.
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>>79292446
YOU ARE A GLOWIE YOU ARE A GLOWIE YOU ARE GLOWING IN THE DARK
YOU ARE A FED YOU ARE A FED YOU ARE A FEDERAP AGEMT
YOU ARE GLOWING IN THE DARK
YOU ARE A CIA AGENT
DONT LISTEN TO THE FEDS. DONT TAKE THEIR DRUGS. DONT LET THEM FOOL YOU. THE DRUGS THEY MAKE YOU TAKE ARE DESIGNED TO KEEP YOU DOWN. THEY WANT TO CONTROL YOU. DONT. LET. THEM.
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>>79292392
How do you feel doesn't really matter, if you have the correct perception.
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>>79292392
dont worry, i drug myself into feeling fine.
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>>79292392
They infect you with their sickness and then try to convince you it's your mind that's the problem.


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