What do you think of judges, prosecutors, and bailiffs?
>judgesDepends. Some of them are really based, but some are just assholes.>prosecutorsAll assholes. I never met one single one that was nice.>bailiffsAll failed cops and security guards who are also assholes.
Kill all judges and prosecutorsI have no beef with bailiffs
>>83833753I just think shit would look way cooler on tv if it was anything like my ace attorney vidya. That's how I learn about the real world, through video games.
>>83833788>>83833802>t. nigger criminals
>>83833818No, I'm white and have a clean record other than a speeding ticket. I know plenty of them because I used work in a field of substance abuse where I talked to them and sometimes appear in court to testify.
I'm a mtf trans cunt who started 2 months ago. I think I transitioned cuz of sissy and forced feminization/humiliation hentai. Either way, yea I still love it tho and I'm much happier
Hey I'm op, I. Gonna get out of my night shift in like 45 mins. Pretty excited to hop back on the board and see what y'all are talking abt. Also yes when I get home imma post myself a bit
>>83833029meta attracted award
To all the people that said I don't got a real ass or that I was just lying and shit
>>83833568All my toys as well :3 fuck all y'all who said I wasn't shit
>>83833568erm gross bro
Cute Indian girls deserve to be kissed and mating pressed.
South East Asian women >>>>>>>>>>> snelly hairy disgusting jeeters
Reminder that jeetas are foids all the same and they want Chad, not Chud.
>>83833400How do you get one like this?
>>83833587be a giant polish guy apparently
>>83833686I really don't get white guys going for Asians instead of Indian women. Indian women in the West look so much better.
>Calls you a nigger on a COD lobby in 2012
Still find it funny that /pol/ is still coping over this knowing they fell into Israel's psyop the entire time.
Imagine fucking herAnd the smell
>HEY BILL UNBAN ME YOU CUNT
Jeff might be the coolest pedo to exist of all time right next to robert plant
>>83832360>>83832368Reminder they introduced SBMM after MW2
Do any big dicked (8+ inches) virgins here realize that if you ever told anyone what your dick size is irl that you now probably have a reputation for having a small penis
I just post a picture of it and let it circulate among the salivating foids, like lambs to the slaughter
>>83832814every so called "big dick" anon on here always is barely 7 inches and usually a huge bush of pubes, looks unwashed and not even that big. There arent any big dicks, no one will post any pics either
>>83832918>no one will post any pics eitherBecause no one wants to get banned, faggot
>>83832958This is a red board xir, they can post their cocks if they want
>>83833252I've been tempted to post my bulge, because let's be honest, bulge looks better than raw dick. I still wouldn't want anyone saving it regardless.
i love when i forget that this website exists. i genuinely hope i never come across any of you
>>83832921don't get me wrong, but you're still here
>>83832921If I ever meet a 4chan user in real life I'll rape them immediately. Be warned.
>>83832921one of us, gooble gobble, one of us, we accept them, one of us
I'd like the idea of meeting someone from this site, but I don't want to ever meet the kind of person who would let their guard down and tell others they use this site, or would browse this site in public to where I would accidentally catch them on it
>>83832921>i genuinely hope i never come across any of youI'm nice though. Just a little fucked up
Groundhog Day EditionIt's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other family you fancy. Discussion of the biology, poIitics, and psychology of consanguinamory (consensual incest relationships) is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, and fetishspamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!Previous: >>83763005https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83763005Story Library: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub
>>83833037kiss her on the cheek or forehead for us
>>83832852>daughter never grows out of annoying the cat>twin sons end up wanting to annoy the catMrowhiss' worst nightmare
>>83823841should be him hugging suguha
>>83830561Milana wore it better
>>83819360He should ask his sister if she wants to go to saw con
>be me>have charge-based vibrator>decide to stop using and charging it for lazy reasons>months pass>randomly decide to try using it again after extreme horniness spike>cum under 10 seconds Why did i stop using her when she does a better job than anything else that ever existed
>>83833136>random extreme horniness spike:3
Why is the sight of a male from this angle enough to turn the straightest man gay for a bit /r9k?
>>83833172pussies look disgusting so this is more aesthetically pleasing
What if it's some kind of ancestral memory from the times when older men would fuck younger men, like in ancient Greece?
>>83833172twinks seem like a direct upgrade over women, after you fuck them you can can hang out and do bro stuff together.
>>83833774Faggots are annoying though
>>83833784It wouldn't have to be a flamboyant flamer
the very few people that i call friends and i do relate to are mentally ill. Not in the gay way of "i got le depresion" but actual childhood trauma that makes their lives insufarable.Other friends are too normies which i relate nothing at all, but they have no one else, so they talk to me. The moment they get to know new people they will stop talking to me enterally (im not being self pity, this already happened)I hate that the few like minded people i know are so unreliable friends, but i cant blame them
if they can read and write then yes, it's in the gay way of i got le depression
Sometimes when I'm watching a movie or something I'll feel connected to people. Other than that I don't have friends as I have nothing in common with them.
>>83833723Whats your child hood trauma? That makes a big difference.
Your pure and chaste tradwife, sir
>>83833632My mum did cocaine but she still thinks modern women are sluts and hates them. We have a good laugh mocking all the hoes walking around in yoga pants with their ass cheeks hanging out when we're on a drive together
why would you think a tradwife use social media
>>83833696You mom probably rode the entire dick carousel ten times over.
>>83833705It's just a relationship dynamic. Nothing about being a conservative homemaker wife implies you can't use new technology.
Good evening my dysfunctional e-f@mily
>>83833617yeah I've tried both online and in person, no luck sadly :(was that book any good?
>>83833656Sucks, I'm sorry. Well, don't stop trying. You really have to dig your heels in sometimes.Yes :) it's a great book. Eckharte Tolle has always been a favorite of mine, even if that's considered basic.
>>83833710maybe I'm not lowering my standards enough.nothing wrong with liking "basic" stuff anon.do you read fiction? I love PKDs books he is the guy that wrote the book bladerunner is based on (also love bladerunner, one of my favorite movies of all time)
>>83833396I have to get up for school tomorrow.I dont know what Im gonna do when I have to go back home and move out of dorms, makes me kinda miserable there.
>>83833742Maybe not. You have to really scrape the barrel if you want in. I got my job by lowballing their hiring pay by a dollar. I know what I did, lol.I used to read fiction, but now not so much. I read Maze Runner and some other series like Alex Ryder, Fablehaven etc as a kid. Eragorn? I can't recall all the books I've read. >>83833746Staying at dorms can be freeing. You're lucky if you're at that age. Enjoy everything before you turn 25 lol.
My fucking retarded sister
hi. if i had sex in 2010 and i havnt had sex since, am i still an incel?
you just need to cry like an incel, nothing else is needed
>>83833717You got pounded
>>83833717No. Gtfo fakecel faggot you don't belong here.
>>838337172010 is a pretty long time ago now, but if you had sex back then obviously it would make more sense to bet on you being able to do it again than it would to bet on some same aged guy who never had it back then and also doesn't have sex in current times.
How to fembots feel about the fact that literally any man could kill them with his bare hands in like 12 seconds, at any time, like the only reason they even get to see another day is because all the men they encountered were like, "nah, not worth the effort", and in their infinite mercy she gets to experience another day of life, like in a state of nature she would literally be dead or owned property or something, and that's just how her whole life goes, just completely at the mercy of beings that are naturally stronger than youIdk, that's pretty wild, because I don't have to think about this stuff because I could always, like, defend myself, but you literally can't because you're naturally small and weak. Anyway so you girls ever think about these facts, it's really wild to me. Like what would you even do if you're just going about your day and some random guy just decides he's gonna kill or rape you, how would you even cope?
>>83833016>all the men they encountered were like, "nah, not worth the effort",some of them are like "cute"probably including (you) not that i f with that "femboy" word, its kinda a gross word for a cute guy to begin with and now its fully tranny piller coded.but cute guys are forever op, sometimes theyre even king cause theyre too damn cute
WHOOPS i thought you said femboyswhateverwell i knew a lot of chicks who kept knives in their boots so still and all its not exactly how you make it out to be
men have some deranged fantasies where they greatly overrate their own strength and power
>>83833045I don't think I'm trannypilled enough to understand this post
>>83833052If anything it's the opposite and people of modern times have learned to greatly underestimate the strength difference between the sexes since kids nowadays are raised to believe men and women are basically the same and that any perceived differences are just social constructs of sexism and a sassy female action heroine can beat up grown men twice her size by using karate.
