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>the rapepill and dark triad pill disguised as activism

Women just love opening the gates to the barbarians.

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Big Lottery Today
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>>83474126
this is the life right here
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I've already won the lottery by being born male in the jewnited states.
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going for huge jackpots is retarded
all that unwanted attention
its better to go for smaller lotteries
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>>83474155
this is true in economics so i believe it but i'm still going to molest this $20 bill like a good goy
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>>83474155
someone a week or two ago asked what we would do with a billion dollars... I would genuinely not want to have that much. A wise man once said once rich people get money they realize what they really wanted was power.

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The reason why no one will date you has nothing to do with looks, status. It has to do with missing key things in your personality that others are looking for. This can happen for several reasons:
>You were excessively molly coddled
>You grew up in a strict household that limited your perspective of the outside world
>You have unresolved emotional trauma
>You grew up around undesirable/uncultured parents
All of these things can lead to huge personal turn offs that you are not even remotely aware of being there. The best thing to do is search for a niche group of people with similar attributes. Good luck to you all
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>>83473377
no it's because i'm obese
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>>83473426
Keep telling yourself that, fatso.
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I believe similar things
My personality and the way i feel is aids
But lazy incels base everything on looks
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>>83474050
Dont blame your retardness on others, its true that high levels of drooling retard can sabotage even Chad, but its extremely rare, I doubt you are as good looking as you think you are and that all of what is holding you back is your retardness, youre likely just unattracive with mild retardness in the end of the day, you just cant bring yourself to accept it and cope shifting the blame.

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ill be 40 soon
still virgin
life is good
why are you unhappy?
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>>83471297
the guy is an entertainer and a good marketer
he is not wrong about some things

> healthy mind is important
> healthy body is important
> time is important
> money is important
> nobody but you will help you reach the top

he offers entry for $50 teaching shit if you are clueless

you can invest those $50 into any teacher
from what ive seen if you are confused about making money online his $50 investment might worth a try


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>>83471172
im guessing AI is more interesting than anyone on r9k

good for u anon

happy holidays
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I asked ChatGPT how to become a millionaire and I'm not one yet
Shit as robot
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>>83471297
>i will never understand
You get all your information about Andrew Tate from the mainstream media. Of course you don't understand it.
>>83469441
Assuming this isn't bait, what do you do for a living, do you own your own home, and what do you do for fun?
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>>83469873
The worst part is that my boomer parents ignore all my advice about nutrition and fitness, even though I've spent literal years investigating and experimenting with this stuff. If they followed my advice, they could reverse all their diseases, but instead they take 20 pills a day and their bodies and minds continue to deteriorate.

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What's it like having an Asian girl's ass in your face?
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>>83473914
Kind of annoying desu. I have trouble seeing my monitor, I needed special accommodations to take tests in uni because it disrupted other students. Eating or brushing my teeth is kind of inconvenient and I got rejected from a couple food service jobs due to it being a health hazard apparently. Oh and don't even get me started on driving, that's the worst
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>>83473914
>What's it like having an Asian girl's ass in your face?
Interlinked.
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Not bad. Like 3.6/10. There are better ones, like my oneitis.
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>>83474159
Oh you'll never have a driving license let alone a $100.000 car but whatever. I got liver failure XDXDxdxdxdxd

alright no more beating around the bush

what the FUCK do you want in life, /r9k/er?
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>>83474093
Peace of Mind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edwk-8KJ1Js
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I seek wisdom

Now that I am no longer talking about gender garbage on r9k. I wonder what else I could use this board, my blog, for. I have to keep going. If I ever stop posting online, it'll be like when Gandalf dies, everyone will be so sad and without a leader. I can't leave my homies alone like that. But what happens when it's my time? I don't think the internet is ready to go on without me.

I'm suppose to go somewhere today but there's a blizzard, but I'm sure to go I think. Oh. Not good agies, bah, not good.
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I finally recorded all the music from Sainthood, some of it. I am now the only person in the world with the music. Aside from the creator who just doesn't want to release it I guess.
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Are you a tranny? I have been very obsessed with having a relationship with a trans girl, extreme FOMO
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>>83473448
Years of worth of audio. for free XDDXDXxdxdxdxd
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>>83474149
Yeah it's clearly another troon spammer. He's successfully keeping like 5 threads at the time on the catalog because due to lack of moderation the userbase will just keep on declining.
Report and move on, hopefully one day the incompetent mods do something
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>>83474161
WE MUST BAN MINT!
/r9k/ is only for giving teenage girls attention. We must protect!

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campfire edition
ashen >>83445423
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Merry christmas r9gay. I haven't pooped in 3 days and I'm worried that today might be a rough one.
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i meant shot
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>>83473954
I love milk. I drink it every day, eat cereal, eat cookies with milk, drink it with coffee, I feel fine.
But those starbucks frappuccino that you can buy in vending machines must be a laxative. Clears me right out. I like to have one in the fridge just in case
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>>83473951
Which anon is your anon? There is at least 5 anons here maybe.
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Me mum died in a holly

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I've been home from college for crimmy break for a couple of weeks, so that means I haven't had any access to booze or weed. I think that's the reason I've been having such vivid dreams as of late, but most of them are total nonsense. Last night was different though, I was standing in a long empty hallway with her and I felt totally carefree. I still remember her voice and her autistic laugh perfectly and we just went back and forth telling each other the same jokes and laughing at the same stupid little things until I woke up. I thought my heart was pure and my intentions were good, so why does my mind have to show me these things? It kind of hurts man.

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>AI makes third rated "artists" seethe
>AI makes anime EN dub/sub fags seethe
>AI makes greentards seethe because of muh water
>AI is better than most retards that call themselves artists
Why should I be against it again?
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>>83471278
Trannies, hippies, bad artists, and weeaboos also tend to hate drinking anti-freeze. It would probably really piss them off if you started doing that.
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>>83471278
i'm all for it because it makes the people i hate extremely upset
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>>83472782
Thay have the most hr tier meme jobs that will be the first and easier ones to be taken over by ai, anon. Imagine how scared the furry hentai they/them artists that make money out of other fool they/them gooners commissions must feel right now.
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>>83471278
seriously... its only deviantart fags and soundcloud rappers that are scared of AI

these tumbrinas having so much fucking power and influence is a problem, and AI is probably the only thing that can fix it

furries, bronies, troons, and weebs. art gooners who actually use their images to groom people online can all get roped as far as I care. literally nobody in those communities has good intentions and the pedo rate in all four groups is 10x national average
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i cant believe giving billions of dollars to some retarded faggot jew has been made into a political issue and is now celebrated because it "owns the libs"
no one even likes ai slop, they just hate the peope doing non ai art and want to do the equivalent of importing a million jeets to replace them

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Let's be real, whats the point of success if your life passed you by before you can enjoy it? Nothing, NOTHING compares to having your shit together from young.

Playing catch up ain't it senpai. On the bright side I've had enough experiences to understand how life goes by now so nothing impresses or surprises me anymore. Especially when the people who know you look down or distance themselves from you because It haven't reached the stability or milestones they have.

After a certain point, when the young ones start lapping you up and making more than you ever have, it's devastating. But still glad to see people NOT make the same mistakes I did. There's a small sense of envy, very small but it's overshadowed by relief.
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Fuck you oldfag. Yeah I almost got millionaire at 16 n fucked young stacywife, but you again come with money. I can get that anytime and massive wealth desu, also stacies dont go anywhere, i kinda look good too

the arsenal of mistakes youve did is still impressive youre basically legally disabled and blind its a shitshow but also a hand of cards
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>>83473746
i mean, i'm bored as hell for the most part, i'm starting to think it's due to a lack of intelligence
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the worst is how preventable all badshit was, but u get extreme inteligence , also sadly bad overthink n ultimately never do shi despite having best ideas before anyone else yeah

whats the next steps tho, im not fucking 27 neither 43 but young
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what's stability? inherited property, $50k in the bank and a salary of $1500? that's much lower than my standards. ok, other jews might have it, while mine is uncertain yet, I dont look to settle for a stability like THAT.

what are milkstones? is it teen love? in my class 4-5 people had it out of 42. is it anything sexual? i ticked everything in that list in 5 minutes. is it having friends who arent even real ones? dont need those.
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yeah I'd be wildly successful but It was too eager being a torment kid for a trucel

. / thread

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someone just told me crabs are spiders so now what
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Maybe there's a ton of money in a crab man franchise then
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>>83474116
i'm bringing a true problematic and your thinking about money? selfish PRICK
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no, spiders and crabs are pretty distinct arthropods.

however, insects are nested within crustacea and thus are all crabs

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>pussy on a platter, a beautiful virginal slave, and a total guarantee that society will help him keep his chattel

Is this enough to satiate incels or is pic-related anon right?
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>>83474088
It'd be enough to satiate me.
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>>83474088
I want billions to die. Thoughbiet I am a volcel.
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>>83474088
Picrel is mostly true. There are basically no true incels, just lots of mentalcels who refuse to try
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>>83474088
I'm too old for any of that, he's right.
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There are some unsaveable stuff in this.

*Sniff* *Sniff* Sniff*
You're so cute Lina, and you're all mine, mine mine. I want you to make me Lasagna.

I'm somewhat glad today so far I haven't talked about anything that might induce rage or females. I think that's pretty good. I kind of want to download Andor again and rewatch it because Andor is so good. Wish these things were just movies though. NO ONE is ever goign to rewatch Rings of Power, so what's the point just make it a movie, oooh right becau-- aah see I was about to talk about something upsetting, wont' do it. Me and Lina have big plans, got big plans for my loveslave that I juggle, I am Harry potter boy, you are a muggle.
"Me and my suitvest are destined for great things." I still haven't found the "Ignored" origin yet.
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>im dying to hear a cry audio from may 2021

yeah we had big plans to ascend and fuck stacy
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I've actually never smelled a female, but Lina would smell like berries. And her skin is plump and soft vanilla flesh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0SOx1_nf4U
One of the best songs to play on violin.
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This one too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCt4aLirnrk
Top anime violins or what? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0h_OMH8hCs
What up.

I did deleted all my stuff, but I want to remember the name of the song that sounds straight out of that children's bear cartoon hahaha. Yes... Little Bear, yes. That kind of music, I think I'd be able to find what I'm thinking of, but do I care THAT much? No, not at all.
I've got a feeling to listen to something, don't wanna post it. bum bababa bum bum

> Incel

Ah. The reason he can't get laid is that he can't get laid. Very insightful
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If whats required to attract women using your personality is to be a sadistic criminal or a dark traid type, then I refuse to ever be with a woman.
I will not compromise my morals for the lustful attention of a woman
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>>83465384
epically trolled the 'k award
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>>83465763
>If you change your level of attraction to fat girls, you will have many more dating opportunities. Why don't you do that?
lol foids arent' this good at bait, you're a troon faggot
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>>83470073
Are you not aware of Jeffrey Epstein and the latest scandal? Feds don't care about pedophiles.
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>>83465384
If getting laid is your only goal, being physically attractive is way more important than personality


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