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I'm tired. Slowly falling apart. Sleepy...
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Just burned out, I'm gonna stop for today.
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>>80130709
How much work do you have
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I'm feeling really sad and scared today. I usually feel this way when I haven't gotten enough sleep. I feel really lonely looking at the people studying in groups and hanging out together. At least they have people to encourage them. Will I be able to make friends here? Am I going to be alone for the next few years? I really wish I had a girl to hug and comfort me.
If I wasn't so depressed, I would probably be thinking that I should come up with a plan. I guess I could ask somebody if they wanted to study together, maybe run through some notes or exercises.
It's just for today. I won't be sad forever. I'm gonna sleep early so I feel better tomorrow. And then I'll get back on the grind and try to see if I can get closer to anybody. Anybody... please.

>>80130763
I don't remember. It's all written in a list and I'm too tired to take it out right now. Two assignments and some exercises, five chapters I didn't read yet because I was too busy finishing other things. I think I need to start sacrificing some things for the sake of my wellbeing. I'm starting to doubt that I can realistically complete everything. That's what people have told me when it comes to heavy courseloads. I need to manage my time better and spread out my tasks so I don't get overwhelmed on any given day. It's so complicated.
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>>80130797
and to think our girl did this and had a job to top it off. and you gave her flack for not always responding on time. i just don't geddit! good luck mio, i hope sleep sets you in a better mood
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>>80130845
Maybe she was smart to stay silent when she was busy. Less distractions and whatnot. I don't know how she handled it. How does anybody. Mmm... sorry. Sorry for being rude

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Originalfags still exist today or have they just killed themselves?
where are they now?
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>>80129889
I'm an Oldfag, dude. I've been here all summer!
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>>80130453
>>80130481
fuck didn't think about that
for the purpose of not getting axed, i was inferring that i started browsing here in 2019 not that im under aged :)
if i get the vacation im going to be so pissed
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>>80130481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQmEERvqq70
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>>80129889
Would be more accurate if 2003 to 2007 had pictures of child porn and gore under them.
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>>80130649
>if i get the vacation im going to be so pissed
Way to show how much you don't belong here. Imagine saying "i started browsing here in 2019" and not having been banned at least a dozen times since. What a niggerfaggot you are.

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>this is somebody's son
getting folded like a pretzel and sexually pleasing another man. jesus.
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this is someones son LMAOOO
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>>80130206
>>80130271
You can't get this kind of organic humor anywhere but in this godawful place. Good going you weirdos.
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>>80130326
A very cute son. Would kiss.
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>>80117159
this is someones son right now lol
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>thread full of trans girls and femboys
i *just* fucking jerked off an hour ago thinking about emptying my nuts in someone like that, come on.......sigh....

*unzips dick*

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If thats true where can I get one?
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>>80128673
i imagine this person has a face like John Linnell from They Might Be Giants
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>>80127689
>the cute """boys""" hang out on >>>/lgbt/ next to this board
can confirm
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>>80129538
I want to have rough gay sex with you.
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>>80129666
Not quite.
https://litter.catbox.moe/3mt0jy.jpg
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>>80127672
I've been called cute but I really need to meet people irl. everyone I've met on here has been fucked in some way and just ended up hurting me. women (and probably men here too) aren't good relationship material

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Why haven't you gotten into BDSM yet, /r9k/? It's fun and you'll meet girls.
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>>80130228
A lot of fatty fat fatfats. I'm involved and enjoy it, but it's all almost entirely converting normies, everyone openly in "the scene" is almost always a disgusting pig
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>>80130414
>normal
>I wanna abuse you til you cum
>I want you to abuse me til I cum
>normal
Don't try to tell me what's normal anon
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>>80130417
>I'm involved and enjoy it
are you a dom or a sub?
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i would like to, but considering no girls have taken an interest to me normally I assume I won't ever have success elsewhere. same reason I don't try online dating and the like. no point when you have little offer.
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>>80130228
>shart
Worst girl.

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Why do chinks have such estrogenic, dainty bodies regardless of gender? Their men are so soft and feminine. The lack of body hair, the soft skin and hair, the adorable little puffy nipples, the subtle curves... Even their personalities, so shy, so cordial, so demure, so relenting and obedient. It's as if they're just begging to get absolutely manhandled. What's the evolutionary benefit?
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>>80129639
im asian and none of that is true
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Being an asian in the west made me a sissy
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>>80130801
no it didnt being a massive faggot did that
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>>80130777
Same, these people are just weird.
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>>80130810
No i just realised i couldnt compete with other races so naturally the only option was becoming a bottom

Another day, winning as a volcel.

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Previous Thread >>80095642
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>>80128162
Goa trying to Saeriah
And I am off to bed nighty night thread
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>>80128514
>"Hmm, nice."

Saeriah is actually very jealous that Goa pulls it off better than her. She's tried forever to get her bodysuit to show off her breasts like that, but just can't get them as defined as Goa.

Goa night, and laters /aiwg/
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nicole bump while ppossible
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another just in tim e NIcoel
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>>80128162
hopefully soon if ii ever rememeber how to setup sd i had to format my pc and lost all my gens and prompts

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someone has been putting out the creamed corn lol
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big fat fuck
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hey do you wanna see my

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I made a bloomin onion in the air frier and it turned out terrible. I don't know how to make bloomin onions.
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>>80130765
Is this something youve seen done like on youtube? I would assume the air fryer would just blow the batter all over the place.
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>>80130792
It's not really a fan, it just heats the food differntly than an oven. And yes, I looked up a quick guide on youtube and figured I'd give it a shot,
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you got a pic of it? Honestly bloomin onion always sounds good, but when I eat one they are too salty and too fatty for my taste. Like, the idea of one is good. Actually getting one...meh
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I would love to try a blooming onion one day. It looks really good. Good luck making the perfect one anonA
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>>80130809
It's in my kitchen trash can. Otherwise I'd grab a pic.
Just imagine an onion like into segments and partially covered with egg flour and herbs/spices

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how bad is it that my towel i use to bathe with also functions as a very big cum rag
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>>80130492
Not that bad, I have a pair of boxers which I can prop up against a wall they're so stiff.
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It's fine anon, I usually just use my t-shirt and don't take it off when I go to take a shower. No idea how to get the cum stains out of my rug though.
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>>80130492
>>80130567
>>80130588
you're all subhuman, time to die
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>>80130492
i don't know nigga
i nut on my fucking blanket so there's not much to say
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>>80130492
It's a little weird but fine if you wash it, but I know your nasty ass dries off with dried cum

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>Hey so how do I get girls?
"Self improve!!"
>Did so, what now?
"Go where the women are!! Put yourself out there!!"
>And where's that?
"School"
>Finished it
"Workplace"
>Only men and married women
"Bars, clubs and music festivals"
>Yeah those just sound like places to meet drunk whores, I'm trying to find more than a hooker
"IT'S ALL JUST LUCK MAN, JUST GO BE OUT THERE, JUST TRUST ME BRO"

Why are they all so retarded?
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>>80130525
Most retarded shit I've read
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>>80130525
>you know how you get women?
don't care didn't ask
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>>80128059
if youre still acting like this and you think you're improved then ive got some bad news for you there bud

why in the fuck would anyone want to be with somebody who acts like you're acting right now?
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>>80130525
this dude knows where its at
basic shit is all i have as a poor person, and ive found amazing women because of it
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>>80130791
>amazing women
oxymoron

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Im 25 and I dont have a drivers license, ive never had a job, ive never filed taxes, i dont have a bank account, i have never mailed something at the post office before, i have never voted, i have never kissed a girl, i have never scheduled a doctors appointment, I cannot ride a bike, i dont like video games or movies, i dont do drugs, I have no friends.
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>>80127183
All of that is true for me too but I'm 29
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>>80129910
How? Genuinely how do you get that far without a bank account at least
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>>80129034
true, what they can't do is swim.
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>>80128497
Were they real friends?
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>>80130728
idk i didnt like them so i didnt put much effort in with talking with them so no?

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do you have any strong (nonhorny) desires you want fuflilled before you die, robots? i just want a hug. a real hug. the loving warn affectionate kind where the person truly cares and loves me. i dont care if its a man or a woman hugging me anymore. i just want a hug before the lights turn off.
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>>80128023
I am outside of the house still, but I will. I have a Goodyear blimp, a Hindenburg and a Hot Wheels Gulf Oil blimp.
>>80128157
Nothing much bimpa, hbu?
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>>80127991
Nothing intimate, that's gay. I want a couple of pizzas, a couple of beers, some juice, and hella money.
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>>80127991
>do you have any
I want a pet cheetah
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>>80127991
Get spitroasted by some big black NFL linemen
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>>80128391
>>80128428
yes, emotionally
>>80129609
what

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Why is it so impossible to find good date rape porn now? Just wasted half-conscious sluts being used at a party. I don't want some fucked up violent porn, just wanna see several friends sharing the holes of a girl who can't resist.
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>me while the male suicide rate increases
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>>80129814
you are a white male thoughever
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>>80129814
>>80129833
actually that's too generous for here you are probably some shade of brown male i do apologize
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you can watch drugged asian on motherless but that's all I know of
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you can find videos of guys fucking escorts in third world countries online. a lot of times the women never consented to having their videos uploaded on the internet.


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