I wonder how many times I've said something sexual or mean to a 13 year old on 4chan.
>>84952784Seventeen times
>>84952784When I was underage on /b/ people asked me to post dick pics. I didn't do it.
Uncut guys, what does it feel like when a girl gives you head?
Keep this gay shit on /b/ you faggot
>>84952287not like much? mostly my foreskin slid way further back than usual - not necessarily bad, but not necessarily great eitherthe area on the underside of the glans is super sensitive though, cutcels can't compete with how good that feels on a pretty girl's tongue
>>84952556What does cumming in a girl's mouth feel like?
>>84952819like cumming i guess
>>84952819>>84952824Nah it's like 10x stronger than a masturbation nut
Is it too late to make close friends in your mid-20s?
yes those are made in childhood, you can make good friends though
>>84951028You can make acquaintances, maybe even regular friends. Close friends is a big ask though. Most people have a lot of obligations, and the ones that don't are usually hard to be friends with. The ones without obligations are varying levels of avoidant and live a life without obligations for a reason.
sad cause no frends? ;C
>>84951072>It's been significantly easier to make friends after 30.please tell me how
it gets harder because normies marry and their spouse is their close friend and they dont really open up to anyone else as much after that. but its still possible if you find a fellow non-normie. but they come with the chance of being crazy, which happened to be, had to cut them off.
A Sky Full of Stars EditionIt's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other family you fancy. Whether it's your sister, brother, dad, aunt, cousin, etc go ahead and post about them. Discussion of the biology, poIitics, and psychology of consanguinamory (consensual incest relationships) is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, fetishspamming, simping, and schizophrenic spamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!Previous: >>84885133https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84885133Story Library (needs updated): https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub
>>84952362>Like you want me to go get it? Or just like a pic of it from Googleeither or. im just curious to see what it looks like.
>>84952375this looks the most like the one I was most excited byShe had it paired with a matching black swim skirt. She looked incredible. I'm happy I had the confidence to tell her that Obviously this pic isn't her, so it doesn't get close to doing her justice
>>84952525it looks great. i was expecting something more exotic given that she has a whole wardrobe of them. at least your mom is still wearing them though. my mom probably hasnt worn one in decades.
Only reason I don't try anything is my dad is srill married to her, otherwise I would. I don't wanna cuck my dad, I love him.
My Turkish mother used to give me deep leg massages with warm olive oil after football and hockey practice. Still think about how good that used to feel while popping a chub that'd I'd try really hard to hide. It used to work out because I'd be laying on my stomach during our sessions.Someone on here once told me that Greek and Turkish mothers used to help relieve and take care of their sons throughout history.
thoughts on men with self harm scars?
>>84951335Are you a troll?Ill mention that this isnt me anymore, Im just sharing how I thought of it when I was 14-15 years old, I dont want to give others some joker justification for ruining their temple
>>84951354you did nt answer my question, dear. are you lonely?
>>84951710yes, I'm indeed lonely.
>>84951737>yes, I'm indeed lonely.yessssssssssssssssss
I've self harmed for a few years now. i would like the scars to go away and be able to show my arms again but I'm addicted to the whole process so I don't see that being a thing anytime soon unfortunately. Not many people have seen them but the reaction from girls is usually sympathetic (I don't think a guy has ever seen them now that I think about it not counting doctors.) When it comes to relationships it's always a big hurdle because I'm scared of how they're going to judge me but if you get to that point they tend to be caring. The last girl I was with last held me once and said "I'm sorry that people hurt you to the point that you hurt yourself" and I cried. And now I think about that moment every time I cut and it hurts even more because she ended up hurting me to the point that I hurt myself...
I'm so bored anyone wanna say anything to me siigh even tho my threads never get a large number of replies becuz I'm boring
>>84952484chickn I feel like I'm slowly turning into you I just want to add 100 people and talk to everyone all the time
>>84952484No. I don't have the time to say anything.
I like hunting all the rares in a zone daily in wow for a rare shsred mount
Kling AI - Offers a free tier with daily credits. You can animate an uploaded image into a short video. The free queue can be slow, but the quality is among the best.Pika - Has a free plan with limited monthly credits. Good for simple image-to-video animations.Luma Dream Machine - Offers a free tier with limited generations. Image-to-video support is available, though there may be wait times.Runway - Has a free plan, but it's quite limited. It works well if you only need to make a few videos.If your goal is simply to animate this meme image without paying, Kling AI is probably the best choice right now because its free tier is relatively generous and produces high-quality results.
>>84952178Can any of them produce pornography?
Us short guys only option now.... is MIDGETS
>>84952630where do I find the video for this?
>>84952699>where do I find the video for this?at the time, it was some guy leaking his private stash
>>84952723its crazy how much good stuff is being hoarded by people. A lot of stuff that I used to always go back to, was last viewable on the web at like 2015. Pornhub or Xhamster would delete it, and bam just like that its gone forever. Now I hear about motherless deleting videos, a lot of them being over a decade old. Whoever came up with the saying that anything that goes on the internet stays forever is a damn liar, sad state of things
>>84952786It's why you gotta start saving everything
>>84951851>arms too short to properly wash assnah im good
here's your mandated tinder gf
>>84950758I wish i had the same standards as dudes like you, my life would be so much easier. I'd probably be married to one of the ugly chicks who liked me that i turned down and would be happy instead of chasing pretty girls who won't fuck me. Maybe I'll work on being less shallow, i think hollywood or porn fucked my shit up.
>>84950758>More for me I guess.you think she's gonna settle for you? lmao she wants chad
wont workshe is 10 years older than me and most women kill themselves at the thought of dating a guy just 2 years younger
>>84950621I wish I could have her as my gf but she would be drowning in matches
>>84950621>skin:white>eyes:blueIf she is ok with having kids rn, I would, honestly.
You will never find love. You will never have sex. Your struggles will be in vain. You will die alone and miserable with nothing to show for it. Kill yourself right now to not prolong the suffering, there's no light at the end of the tunnel.
>>84950837>You will never find love.True, I am a narcissist, I can only love myself.>You will never have sex. True, I don't care about this gay shit.>Your struggles will be in vain.Struggles? My life is great.>You will die alone True, I kinda like it >and miserable What? I am never truly miserable >with nothing to show for it.I have cool video games though. I bought Xenosaga 3 last year for 190 dollars, it is already worth 270 dollars now.
in this moment I understand the buddha and yahshua
>>84950837bizarre projectiontake your own advice
jokes on you i already have plans to kill myself very soon
>>84950837i had a thought at work today. imagine having a little girl, with a girl you love, you create a life with this woman and you create a little girl that is the cutest thing in the world to you and you love her so much and want the best life for her and will do anything you can for her. but i will never get a gf so i will never get a daughter and i can never experince that, i can never look at my little girl in the face and say in my head i made that and i love her
I hope you're practicing to be a good wife fembot
>>84949552Society tells people that pornstars are attractive and that women aren't submissive and graceful and more skin is hotter. And so society-type people like that, whereas outcasts will go with whatever makes more sense outside of society, which is going to be more natural and logical.
>>84949534Tbf women aren't much different only instead of sex it's attention and validation
>>84949663Well hello there, if you want small dicks you came to the right place. Finally my moment to shine
>>84947884Bimbofication, the desire to be transformed into a sexy dumb doll made for pleasure and nothing else.I wish I had money for silicone implants
>>84947833it helps slightly. nothing beats daily training
Why won't more young men and women give up being single and give each other a chance? There's no good reason to be lonely with so many people to reach out to and form an emotional connection with.
It's actually a liability
>>84952549>>84952591>>84952579>BarsWomen just want to be with her friends. Don't approach her you creep>ClubsThey just wants to party without men harassing them. Stop it>HobbiesMen only learn hobbies to get into a woman panties. >WorkStop doing that, you are being inconvenientThe list goes on. They made any form a approaching or expression of male sexuality akin to rape and then gets perplexed when men are too timid or fearful to even show an iota of desire to the opposite sex. I still didn't forgot the "staring" campaign made by UK that compared staring to sexual harassment. Now they together with other countries are worried about le birthrates. Fuck soiciety and fuck women>male loneliness epidemicIt is a cope women use to pretend they aren't lonely too or to bash men. Almost no man use this term any unironic way anymore.
Actually there are many good reasons. One of them is that people are fucking insane.
>>84952579>bars>clubsThese avenues also largely select for hedonistic types who are only interested in hooking up/short term pleasure.You are unlikely to find a girl or guy who is intent on dating or marriage and is spouse-material at the club lmao.
>>84952549I tried but women aren't attracted to mesource: autistic, fat
Sometimes I think life would be better if I were some kind of doll or advanced gynoid, with no primary sexual organs, or nipples. These parts irk me in a strange way. If I was a barbie, I'd go out in the sun naked sometimes and not feel ashamed.
>>84951839Imagine how awesome it would be to capture a barbie doll, install sexual organs and them fuck her silly. I bet her first orgasm would reset her mind and make her imprint into you.
>>84951864I didn't know you could capture barbie dolls like pokemon.
>>84951757>doll body fetish
Not tranny but having a biofem body feels so foreign I just want to replace everything with plastic so I have no purpose in society other than to wander around and be completely alone
>>84951757Ember's Ghost Squad can take your butthole away.
wife's in the hospital for psychosis, i was at work and got calls from her and the police, she had the kids with her, saw a graffiti that said "trap" thought it was this guy from NYC that she's being talking to saying "I love you more than anything" to (i read all her emails with him last night) and thought he put a bomb in her car and my car, got the kids out of the car, went to 2 neighbors houses and bothered them, she was taking a fucking edible while i'm at work, I work every sat/sun inna psych ward, so I'm dealing with all this as i'm coming home from work, she's had permanent psychosis/delusions from edibles as well as cannabis hyperemesis syndrome from using it before so she knows she's absolutely not supposed to do this shit and she did it while i'm at work and she's supposed to be watching the kids, i'm fucking done man hahahaha
>>84951598Yeah dude believe it or not, not everyone on here is unemployed
>>84946982>>84946988Both of you should put a shotgun in your mouth
>>84952109lizards aren't people
So... you work "inna psych ward", and your wife is also "inna psych ward"?Are you sure you work there, and not just yourself inna psych ward, hallucinating?
>>84946948fuck off glowie faggot