How was your day today /r9k/ mine went well I have been relaxing well earlier I thought a cat was stuck in a tree but once I investigated it was just a bird that sounds identical to a meow sound
>woke up>went to university >took an exam>went back home (12pm)>watched youtube>played Persona>went to uni again (6:30pm)>saw that beautiful girl for the first time in 9 months>my heart pounded a bit>attended lecture>am now back home ready to sleep
>>84951810i fell asleep in my chair and woke up at 6 pm whole day gone and there is nothing to eat ):
>>84951827Noice! He looks extra cool because of the missing eye.
>>84951810I wanted to play some ghost trick Phantom detective, but instead I only watched the world cup and did a bunch of chores. I feel kinda sad when I don't play my games, hopefully tomorrow I will have more time for my games.
>>84952397It is a very cute cat I thought it was a pirate argh yeah cute cat and I really don't find cat pictures cute that often but this phone was this is just a cute cat but this phone was this is just a cute cat isn't it
Sometimes I wonder who I am actually talking to when browsing. How do they live? What are they like?
>>84950397If I could have one superpower it'd be to see who I'm talking to on the internet. Okay that's a lie, it'd be to freeze time, for rape.But if I could have two super powers then seeing the person behind the screen would be number 2 for sure.
>>84951473Basically perfectionism. Every time I whip out the back of a napkin and pen I make some minor improvement by as much as a whopping 0.00069%. It would be folly to waste time and money knowing there's a 0.001% better thing right around the corner that I might accidently lock myself out of.The breaking point is near, so lately the work has been that of convincing that good enough exists. There are people who are satisfied merely living in a house that costs $10,000,000, and they willingly chose such a shitty house just buying it not designing it. So it's probably possible to be happy with something only a few hundred times better than that.Part of the problem is that it's hard to really see an improvement. Better has to actually be an upgrade. I bought a camper thinking fuck yeah free toilet, but I actually hate it and stay in the cuckshed. The camper was a $6,000 port-a-potty. I like having a toilet to shit in but holy shit, people actually pay retail for campers? I want something cool. Earthbag or hyperadobe. There's no rush because I get paid every pay cycle. You can't enjoy life in any way before retirement anyway so there's no point in pretending.
>>84950397I ate a large pizza hut pan pizza and a free order of cinnamon sticks today then felt like shit for the rest of the day.
>>84952406I also had 2 diarrhea shits afterward.
>>84950397I try my best to hold myself to the same standards that the founding fathers held themselves to. As a result, everyone I know says I'm spiritually an old man "I'm 22"
A pale, porcelain skinned blue eye girl approached me as I was walking and smiled at me.She mesmerized me for 3 seconds before saying>Sorry I confused you for someonewe both laughed it off and kept walkingGOD FUCKING DAMMIT 2 SECONDS IN THE LIFE OF A STRANGER AND SLAMMED BACK IN THE MUDWHY DO YOU KICK ME WHILE IM HIGH?
>>84952339She was trying to flirt with you I would have said after pausing and looking a bit confused he must be really fucking ugly that would have probably made her laugh
>>84952410Well I would not say it as autistic as that it would be more like well he must be really fuckin ugly then huh you know neurotypicals indirect you know say one thing mean another oh well you still have the sexual market value band you'll have another opportunity I am going to bed now peace yo yo yo
I'M JEFFREY EPSTEIN, I A M N O T D E A D.AND WHEN I ENACT MY REVENGE,I'LL BECOME A N I G H T M A R E.
>Oooo. I'm SOOO scared. >Listen tough guy, the only thing you're worth is jack and shit. And jack left town.
I WILL BE BACK.IT IS ONLY A QUESTION OF TIME.
gaming editionretro >>84910388
>>84952209why would i be giving blowies to a nofun faggot who doesnt drink or smoke?
>Khaby Lame is the most-followed creator on TikTok, boasting over 162 million followers.I have literally never heard of or seen this person before in my life. It's amazing how normgroids live in an entirely different reality.
i cant stop thinking about my oneitis and the possibility of him being gay even though odds are virtually impossible. he smoothes his hair back often and said something something gay best friend once.. the gods are so cruel. he looks and sounds exactly like sebastian, i almost thought he was one of my stalkers
>>84952373anon he's a real person he doesn't look like a fucking anime character get a grip
>>84952382hes just that gorgeous, its almost like hes trying to look like sebastian with his dark hair, pale skin, sharp twinky features and hes tall af with an australian accent OH MY GOD
>26 year old KHVAm I the oldest virgin on the board
29 not origianal
>>84951802Nah, I've seen virgin anons into their fortiesI'm 33
>>84951802no way buddy plenty of wizards herewe got whole threads for them
>>84951802No, I paid for sex like a week before my 30th birthday. I fucked a hot 62-year-old Chinese women whom I thought was in her late 30s or early 40s. Incredible pussy and very aggressive during cowgirl, I was scared she'd break my dick.
>>84951802not by a long shot. i'm a 28 year old virgin
Do u have guts to dress like this
>>84952176it's just so played too what does this kid think he's just going to wear drug dealer from early 2000s shoes?
>>84951706That guy isn't old enough to vote. Pedofoids exposing themselves. He looks 5'3 though, so hopefuel for manlets?
White Boy Summer is here
>>84951706Ah Karlyn, haven't heard that name in a long while.
>>84952191all white supremacists end up marrying filipinos
why not just go to a place like kenya and get a harem of ebonies if youre a robot?
The answer is racism/miscegenation, simple as. There's no other option, it's the logical way. Unless you drank too much disney juice and believe in muh love
>>84950791>>84950814She looks so lickable I need one like this
https://youtu.be/-KT-r2vHeMM?si=zgs8cQNfJWVNs0fR
>>84950824Bro if you can't get a woman here then you need to forget about a woman "liking you for you". If the woman on your level pass you by, it means at baseline you aren't lovable "as you are" so you need to be lovable as a provider.
>>84952376life only works one way, i too learned this from reddit!
Why don't girls Iike us?
>>84951888Girls like me just not the girls I like want to like me.
>>84951888Lol I thought that leaf was some guy furiously blasting cum into frame at first
>>84951888they like me so I don't know what you're talking about
>>84951922green cum?
>>84951888Because you're not her best option, it's that simple. Women give all their attention and time to the guys that are their best option and ignore the rest.
This was my first true intro to PC gaming. It was mostly demos and shareware, but it made owning a crappy Windows 98 absolutely worth it between 1999-2002. The system unit had a big red off/on switch, a turbo button, a 5-inch floppy drive, the whole works. God how I miss that time.
In their original form, according to Parsons, drives consist of libidinal impulses that only take shape and "direction" during the process of socialization. Aggression is therefore not a drive, but a consequence of failed object relations.
when is your transition?
>>84952146failed object relation nigga
>>84952144add me back on discord you little bitch ass little fuck
Sofern manvon einem Aggressionstrieb bei Parsons sprechen kann, ist er sekundar, das heisst einTrieb, der wahrend der Sozialisation entsteht und Kinder durch eine Teilbefriedigungihrer libidinosen Triebe zu einer aktiven Beteiligung an ihrer eigenen Erziehungbewegt.
Do you know any vidya cheat codes off the top of your head?
>>84952296>Are you the anon who took the screenshot of the cow in Link's house and the 4th bottle?negative
>>84950924R1 r2 l1 l2 left down right up left down right up.
>>84950924I remember the "Old Man Trick" to get Mew in Pokemon Red and Green/Blue. Then of course, there's the Missingno. Glitch.
>>84950924IDDQDimpulse 101sv_cheats 1
>>84951323fuck i remember this game, i played the multiplayer demo for like 200hrs as a poorfag.
Minimum effort required to be attractive as a woman>Don't eat like a pigMinimum effort required to be attractive as a man:>Gym every single day>Be at least 6'2">Have muscle definition>Have body hair>Have a deep, booming voice>Don't be autistic>Don't have any mental illnesses whatsoever>Don't have a single unusual hobby or interest>Be smart but not a nerd>Be hypersocial and hypersexual>Have lots of money>Have a talent but don't invest too much time into itComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Oh no, men have to feel a fraction of the anxiety and insecurity that women have felt for centuries!Boo fucking hoo. The blackpill is the greatest thing that has ever been invented. It keeps men quiet and docile, and its nice to not be bothered by them for a change.
>>84950854Women have never felt anxiety or insecurity that wasn't completely self-imposed.
>>84946795why are lesbians posting here
>>84950854All imposed via intrasexual selection for Chad.
>>84950913Their "anxiety" and "insecurity" is the feeling that they might not be good enough for Chad
Who do hot women actually show their affection to? Who are they dating?
>>84950338Well on tinder they get like 500 likes every hour so figure it out, probably some goofy caricature of success and then they get bored of them after a few days
>>84950338>hot women Pic not related I guess. Have you seen her nudes? Floppy granny tits
>>84950338>Hi, I'm here for a tattoo that accentuates my beautiful body and draws attention to my spectacular breasts.Uh sure, I can make those. I know, what about a big spider web all over one tit?>That sounds perfect. Have you ever seen a spider web before?I think I saw one once in a cartoon. They're like a lot of lines and loops and shit right?>Exactly. Now before we begin I only have about $12, is that ok?Sure. That's more than I expected to be honest. Whip out that titty and let me permanently scribble on it.
>>84950338>assumes hot women are capable of feeling or showing affectionkek
>>84950541>nipples are a bit better in this one, I told it not to expose the nipples at all but it ignored meI struggle with how wan prompts some BS. Typically it's okay
KHVs of /r9k/, why didnt you approach the girls who showed interest in you
>>84948784>picrelFeminists thought men are just animals who would bend backwards just for a crumb of female attention. They didnt even think for a second that men are individualistic creatures who just do their own thing. Men are logical thinkers, if X gives them pain, they will put all their efforts into avoiding X. Women thought they could milk the cow forever, but most men either dont give a shit or they prefer to be alone if they cant find a good woman. Feminists were totally delusional when they thought they were raising the bar for men, but they instead rose it for themselves, because no sane man tries if the juice isnt worth the squeeze. I was borderline suicidal about the fucking nightmarish women i encountered in my life until i found my current gf. She wants me as her leader, she loves me unconditionally, she gives me all the sex i want, she wants a family, she knows when to shut the fuck up, shes fun to talk to and to be with. Thats all men want, and women failed to understand the fucking basic first of all point: men are also human and can make their own choices. Gen Z and millenial women are a lost cause, they cannot be fixed, and humanity will pay the price. Hell, even in my leftist shithole the big brother stopped talking about feminism 24/7, even they knew they fucked up by giving those fucking demons a voice. If i ever have to stop dating current gf, i wont bother anymore. Shits too fucked to even try.
>>84949844I hope you don't have to stop dating your current gf, reading that made me a bit happier. To me though, Anglosphere women are just fatter manlets who speak with a falsetto with mid to long length hair and don't have adams apples. This is an open-air prison and I am in solitary confinement. I like hearing whispers about escapees in the yard, though
>>84948772>why didnt you approach the girls who showed interest in youno such thing
>>84948784women do need 2 b raped though....
>>84948772One was fat and all the others happened while I was already in relationships
