>10 seconds away from laying down in bed and watch porn>relatives knock on the door and let themselves inThere is no God
You vill eat ze goy rations.
>>84611229i guess they got cheaper. i don't go grocery shopping much anymore
>>84611268>I'm expecting a mass genesis of white peopledo you mean a mass exodus lmao, yeah it's one of those books in the bible uhhhhh which one's the first one again??? lmao
>>84609619>just stop buying lunch broremember what happened the last time people stopped buying lunch?
>>84611329No a mass Genesis. They'll create gardens of Eden there where they fuck like rabbits and make millions of children.
>>84611252>Comparing the ruthlessness and unchangeable nature of Mother Earth to the decision of shitty goy politicians who could be executed if more sensible people united against themI bet you're eating ze bugs and living in your pod like good little cattle
Does teen pussy actually feel better or is it a meme?
>>84611351That maybe true, but remember that once she finds the one tall hot guy with the 8 inch boner sticking out of his pants, she'll likely have a new primary goal then, won't she? Or maybe not, maybe I'm just projecting what I would do if I was her IDK.
>>84611581>she'll likely have a new primary goal then, won't she?Nope, the primary goal once she's attracted the attention and secured the loyalty of Chad remains the same: to show off her position in the female hierarchy and make other women mad with envy.>here's Chad wrapped around my little finger>here's Chad taking me on my dream vacation>here's Chad giving me my dream weddingetc.
>>84611272Close, but to publically signal "I'm a sex object." Every female alive did or does that by the way
>>84611581To put this another way: why do you think women put up with getting pumped and dumped? So that in those 10 minutes or less, he's not fucking another girl instead.
>>84611634>"publical"So at 34 I am either still learning words I spell wrong that no one else spells wrong or I am progressively forgetting things at an alarming rate. Feels like bothholy fuck i hate myselfniggodniggodniggodnig. niggodniggodnig
Mastorbation has robbed me of the will to succeed in life.
>>84610460yeah i'm like this too. i just hooked up w someone the other day and the second time she sucked me off i came in 30 seconds but when i fap it's like i'm trying to extract blood from a stone
>>84610648Yup I get bored and go totally soft over and over when jerking off. I need the sight, smells, feeling, taste, and sounds of an actual woman. I need the conscious and unconscious reactions of a girl and her body. I need to dominate and play with her. And fap orgasms aren't anywhere near the same level of pleasure or ejaculate volume of sex orgasms. Not even remotely.
>>84610697>I need to dominate and play with heryeah u get it i think some people don't have the same intensity of sex and end up thinking the whole affair's a waste
>>84609824Shrooms killed my ambition personally
>>84610388Are you cut or uncut? And what did it heal?
Why is every sexually dimorphic trait like muscularity, deep voice, beard growth, height, and so on considered a pro EXCEPT balding? I can't think of anything else like this.
>>84610102Because baldness makes you ugly unlike the other sexually dimorphic traits you mentioned.
>>84610519I think nowadays it's mostly bait. I imagine the person posting this is the same loser obsessed with internet lolcows for some reason.
>>84610126>>84610275>t. retarded
>>84610121>Literally the inverse of realityBut you believed I was being serious.
>>84611033That's the question retard. Why does it make one ugly instead of attractive
>be me >In the middle of jerking off>Woman starts speaking>Annoyed at how dumb she sounds>Stop jerking off.
>>84611208this nigga watches porn with the sound on. lmao. did sasha grey teach you nothing?Calling porn stars "actors" is an insult to the art
Gayanons, why are you here instead of living your best LGBT out with some other guy having some good, gay, fun?
>>84611175same but i am a ytoid so i have to take estrogen
>>84605708Meeting up with guys was the first time I felt like a normal human being, I didn't have to worry about saying the wrong thing, giving others the ick, oversharing, none of that, but I know damn well it's because I'm attractive enough that people can look past that.I keep wondering what will happen when I inevitably age, will I get proven wrong or will I be right?I guess I'm lucky enough to have a window of time where I can chill and not worry about sperging out, but it also made my view of people that much more bleak because people could've been kind to me, there just wasn't an immediate benefit to it like there is for now.
>>84610673>in diapers by age 21yjk this dude was getting gaped by massive dildos for 12 hours a day
>>84605708that's nani right?or am I getting my gay pornstars mixed up?
>>84605745>intelligent feministsthis nigga man...
I need this in my life, is that too much to ask?
>>84611575Well we would still have to trick a girl into going sub8 which is impossible but if you can fuck a fat black woman with 5" a normal sized girl should be much better.
>>84611558big dick white boi with a black wife herei dont care about hair, women all fake what theirs actually looks like anyways and no actual pretty woman would ever actually want me, so I settled for the fattest juiciest ass attached to a woman that is actually attracted to me. she cums exclusively from penetration and wants to have sex more than I do, typically gets upset and violent if we don't fuck twice. shes unstable and whiny like all women. I've been with a lot of pretty faced women, and they all lose their luster pretty quickly once you realize they expect to be treated like royalty for existing. A homely busted bitch with a fat ass and swollen knockers has way better long term value. Been with her 5 years and I still don't get tired of the ass. Don't think I even look at her face most days.
>>84611651Is this you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6Kp7KKMAm0
>>84611630>Well we would still have to trick a girl into going sub8 which is impossible but if you can fuck a fat black woman with 5" a normal sized girl should be much better.okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk thankkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkssssssssssssssssssss
>>84611651How hard do you cum?
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>>84611012>Mom threw me for a loop when I touched upon her being upset over me going to a bachelor party and then she threw me for another loop with the solution I proposedWhat'd she do?
>>84611037I assumed she was angry and jealous because I gawked at a bunch of young women shaking ass and I tackled the problem from that angle, but what was actually going through her mind was guilt over "robbing me" of having my own bachelor party or a normal wedding or a normal life. So I channeled my inner Chad like when I tossed out her toys and gave her my credit card, told her if it really was eating away at her that badly then she should throw me a bachelor party with herself as the entertainment and that it would happen next weekend.She didn't understand the assignment at all, she got her hair and nails done and bought herself a fake silk pajama set that was on sale because she didn't want to put too much of a strain on my finances.
>>84611154>guilt over "robbing me" of having my own bachelor party or a normal wedding or a normal lifeMichelle is delulu about the current state of marriages. loyal momwife >>>>> average normie wife
>>84609470Biggest disappointment on this site. I feel blue balled.
>>84611257>i'm a huge cuckoldwhat did anon mean by this?
i have been drawing all my life and i still suck im doomed
>>84610096I just draw for fun so I don't mind that I'm not getting better, also I only draw like once a week.
>>84610101true but its stressing sometimes when i see a tiktok and a 4 year old is drawing like a total pro
>>84610244oh yeah I once went to pinterest and saw a bunch of drawings similar to mine but like way way better and it was a bit demoralizing.but other than that I just have fun drawing my strange dream worlds
I want to learn to draw better be more consistent at it but I feel so lost and no idea what I am doing. I do objects more than anything right now.
>>84610096Seriously don't get how others just seem to... "Improve" the more they draw. I've been drawing for years and mine haven't changed much. Worst part is that when i actually try to learn stuff like better anatomy, shading and lighting it just looks even worse than when i wasn't drawing based on those criteria. I don't know, maybe some people are destined to just be "okay" at things
i'm absolutely not doing alcohol, not a chance. it scared the shit out of me when my mother got drunk as a kid (and i didn't know what was going on). plus i'm worried i might harm myself on accident due to my low weight. so i think tobacco would be... less horrible. maybe a nice cigar or a pack of cigs. at least those won't make me incapacitated. and if i don't like it, it's not a big deal. i really didn't think i was going to live this long, so i believe i'm entitled to buy a small "reward" for myself.do you have any recommendations?
>>84610331I'm turning 21 soon myself and my advice is don't fucking start on the smoking, I was a little kid when I started and it messed up my ability to even speak because of how much I smoked, just imagine a 12 year old kid chain smoking a whole pack and that was me for nearly a decade, I started try to quit a year ago but the urge is always there, I'm a couple months clean and I wish I didn't start at allI get why you'll want something to distract your mind but it always fucks you over in the end, I have close to no friends irl due to how hard it is for me to speak
>I'm starting to be older than some 4chan posterswhat the fuck I didnt sign up for this
>>84610331>do you have any recommendations?Skip alcohol/tobacco and go straight into abusing prescriptions, it's much better.
>>84611584As you're here longer you get seniority over newer posters, which you discursively enforce through relegating them to subordinate positions by calling them fags. This is how it works, frogposter
>>84611584what part of "you're here forever" didn't you understand?
These characters are not only ugly, but entirely pedophilic by nature. Their voices sound so annoying, it's like forks scratching on a plate. I grew to hate them, and only feel like punching them when I see one on screen
>>84608277>goon>posts 'jak>lolicons are heckin pedophiles<reddit spaceYou're on the wrong website xhir>>>/sharty/
I genuinely wish I could have a discussion on why guys get off to it but oh my god that discussion would nuclear grade cringe
>>84608277You have to go back to the sharty.
Why is she licking us?
>>84608277>>why do people like things i do not like?
How do you plan on meeting women next month?
>>84610823Other than the guy that looks like he has down syndrome, every one of them ranges from average to attractive. Just that the men have bad haircuts/are balding. The girls are indeed all cute.
>>84610732I'd go to cons but I have no friends
>>84610829Snapchat nudes? I know about it
>>84610974Umm sweetie, donwloading isn't the same as meeting. I will smash the foid with dog >those who know
>>84610829Why did you have yo specify they were legal?
i legitimately just shat myself. it came out of nowhere. i thought it was just a fart, but my asshole exploded and i emptied out a ton of liquidy shit into my underwear. what the fuck man. im typing this from the toilet btw im trying to get the last of the shit out of my ass.
thanks for letting us know this very important part of your life mister anonymous
>>84611293DIABOLICAL to put an anime girl in the picrel of this post.
my oneitis left class for 8 minutes idk if she sharted herself or mastorbated but it was a good time anywa
>>84611293Shitting, farting, eating, peeing, all these other bodily processes are a Demiurgic humiliation ritual.
oh my god anons, that was the most horrifying thing i have ever experienced.>just chilling watching youtube on computer>suddenly feel a REGULAR, NORMAL FART coming>just let it happen like usual>ohno.png>feel a sea of shit violently shoot out of my asshole>it goes all the way up my underwear and ass crack>quickly run to the bathroom>wrap underwear up so none of the shit gets on the floor, sit down on toilet and start wiping>clog the toilet cuz i had to use so much toilet paper just to get remotely clean>stand up when i think im finally finished>turn around to flush chain and see a huge pile of watery shit at the back of the toilet seat>clean it up as best i can but it fell inbetween the seat and the toilet and i cant get to it>decide to leave it for now and wash my handsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
my mic broke guysi cant stream :<
what's your stream?
