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AmI evil for this?
>match with girl on tinder
>looks really cute in the pics
>chat for 2 days and get her on snap
>ask her out for a date
>she tells me she got a little round during covid lookdown and looks different than on her tinder pics
>i ghost her

Rude or based?

If you are below 6'2 please explain yourself

Nowdays If you are not a boomer and still below 6'2, there is like 90% chance that you drunk lots of alcohol, smoked cigs, jad crappy diet, did no sport and got like 6 hours of sleep at night as a teenager
my dad was 5'7" and my mom is 4"10, everyone in my family is short
My spine turned gay at age 15
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i've stopped growing at 15 and stuck at 5'2
I'm 5'11 but had a great diet growing up due to strict parents. Also had shit sleep due to strict parents. If I got good sleep as a teen I probably could've been 6' or taller. Overall no complaints about my height though. Have never had a girl call me short in my adult life, and since as a kid my biggest insecurity was being short that's very nice.
i was mentally ill and suffered from eating disorders as a teenager. still taller than my younger brother who didn't suffer from eating disorders as a teenager, though. but not as tall as the bastard son my whore of a mother had before settling down with my beta provider father and shitting out me with him. she says she regrets having me. hope she rots in hell.

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Ok, I respect woman and they are smart. Where is my girlfriend?
>ewwww he's so desperate
Looks are ALL that matter
>Desperation is unattractive and makes women not feel special
you scared her away by being low test and beta
I look decent I think and have a good fashion sense. Maybe I don't carry enough heat ie made a name for myself

No, she was actually just a whore who couldn't stop sleeping with random people. I know because they guy she cheated on me with was a total fat slob weird freak although he did make more money than me.

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Post the song you'll listen to before ending it.

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why would I share that with randoms
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You call me again, drunk in your Benz
Drivin' home under the influence
You scared me to death, but I'm wastin' my breathe
'Cause you only listen to your fuckin' friends
I don't relate to you
I don't relate to you, no
'Cause I'd never treat me this shitty
You made me hate this city
radiohead - how to disappear completely
already have it planned too someday. gonna hang myself to this song
>killing yourself to an album dedicated to commie faggots
lol please do it so we have less commies in the world

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>whoops, sorry son i didn't know you were home while i'm changing
>can you hand me my panties over there?
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I can remember when I was a young boy my mom told me to get her a new pair of panties from her panties drawer.
God I wish I was adopted by a white mommy
>havent fapped in over a week, trying to avoid looking at porn
>suddenly start getting an attraction to milfs
What is happening to me? Am I evolving?
give it another week and you'll be on trannychan with 8 tabs open and pants down
That aint me anymore boss, I can feel it.

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Ice Cold Glass of Beer edition

Thread Q:
Is there any drug you would never try?

Useful resources:

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Hopefully ill receive my meth today.
What's the closest RC to cocaine I think I'm just gonna start trading coke for sex with girls done trying hard with them.
For me I'm always paranoid the package Will get yoinked, only happened to me once but yeah shit never turned up then a month later I got the empty envelope in a plastic bag saying "wow sorry your shit got damaged somehow"
Going to assume the police found it. Never heard back from them tho
well i ended up staying again for ages on this damn speed paste. 40 hours so fair. will I get crippling depression afterwards
I always do that, stay strong eurobro.

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take the absurdist pill
play life like it's GTA
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Any good tips that have the highest success rate among a large test group desu?
square lmoa
That would be exactly what the Jew wants me to do
I wish i gave less fucks back when i was in school because it was all a waste of time anyway
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I consider swallowing the trevorpill almost every day

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I'm trying to make youtube videos to pass the time. I want to make surreal schizo type videos by using editing. I have made a video about Mobility Mary.

Any anons know of any weird personalities on youtube that I can make videos about?
i dont have any suggestions but post a youtube link even if you haven't uploaded anything, cause it sounds like something i would like
wait you did upload im retarded

Here it is. It started out as like a Drive influenced type video but then I just added shit.
thats fucking sick and i suggest you look into daniel larson, from what i do know about him he seems utterly insane and a bit noncey
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Thanks for the rec anon.

>Daniel larson moaning

I dont want to go out sadly
why not? that character went out doing what made him feel alive

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Anyone who has been groomed...why didn't you listen to your parents? Didn't they tell you not to give out your info to pedophiles online?
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It's what I mean. Whores are going to be whores, I have no sympathy for them. Throw themselves at older guys and then act the victim afterwards, it's gross.
>daughter gets abused
>you murder her (as if this is somehow better than whoever abused her and not abuse itself)

uhh yeah I hope you never have children at all
Dude, they want it. No manipulation needed.
Do you want to know how I can tell you're a woman, a man believes in putting an animal down if it's suffering rather than comforting it until it passes naturally.
Nta, but you seem too retarded. I too hope that you never procreate. Kys.

This was the one true period of happiness and splendor in my life. I had moments of actual euphoria during these 46 days and zen-like tranquility.
I will never be able to recreate these 46 days. I will never be able to relive them.
I will never be happy again.
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Don't you see how irrational the date ocd thing is you have though. It shouldn't be in the way of you trying to quit being a coomer doomer. Put yourself in the first place.
Doesnt matter whether its irrational or not, that isnt how OCD works, idiot. You cant just flick it off like a lightswitch (then on again 19 times over).
01/01/2022 it shall be. It is decided
There's lots of treatment for OCD and to break free from any obsession one might have, if you really have this disorder. I think the first way a therapist will try to help you (very simplified) is by trying to break down your irrational thoughts. They would ask you questions that direct you towards dispelling your irrational number fixation. For example, what if you start on 5-02-2022 or 28-12-2021? Why wouldn't it work?

If these questions make you uncomfortable or annoyed it's because your date fixation goes hand in hand with the control of your anxiety. Or you at least think you have control of it by hyper focusing on these specific dates. In reality is only perpetuating the anxiety at a different level.

Of course I'm not a therapist and on this Ukranian amber inconclusion mining message board it's hard to know what's really going on. From what country are you? Someone educated in these kind of disorders could really help you, if you have easy access to such a person it could mean something good for your life.
Im from the United Kingdom

Hello, whatre you up to right now
Trying to learn Magic The Gathering Arena but I'm so fucking retarded.
Fucked up my sleep cycle to finish some work the past few days
Now I'm trying to go to bed but I can't
So I'm here
Not sleeping bc im bored as fuck and have an exam tomorrow. I'm so bored and I hate studying and I want to give up college. School sux
play smash up, its a contained tgc

i love it

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why didn't you get to experience this?
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i did and she ruined my life
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I was recently called by a girl using a private number and it was similar to this but I'm pretty sure it was just a scammer.
I sort of looked like that guy in college, but I'd always study on the top floor in the corner with cubicles. Unironically the most isolated spot in the entire library. I probably went there 100+ times over the years and only one person ever talked to me, and it was a guy in the cubicle right in front of me who was leaving after we were the only ones left studying until 4am.
first best is the best post in this thread
looksmatch doesnt exist as a concept anymore in 2021

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im not into farts sexually, but i do fart regularly, so i figure getting a gf with a fart fetish wouldn't be that bad, it wouldn't get me turned on but if she sucked my dick after i farted or let me fart while we have sex or whatever that'd be cool
would you date a girl with a fart fetish, even if she made you do weird shit like fart on her face or something?

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I just want to have sex once in my life before I die is that too much to ask
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show proof that you're OP. pic of your screen. im in norcal
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uh sure i guess
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my discord is loveliesbleeding#8614

id be down to hang out if you want its always fun to meet other 4channers
This is a man who will murder you if you meet up irl. Post tits or gtfo so I can sleep knowing OP wont get his juglar violently ripped out
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glad you are concerned for my safety but

>either lose my virginity to a fembot or die in a freak accident to a serial murderer
there's only pros for me here

im in berkeley btw if you are still in the thread

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