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I'm going to use black magick against twitch streamers and someone's going to get really fucked. promise it ;)
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"you're so fucking gay twitch. gayer than the biggest homo aids infested pedo"
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I had a dream amouranth got merked in real life at twitch con...guys it was just a dream..

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I hate myself

I finally broke down crying saying "god why" over and over. Why can't I be normal. Why do I have to be a weak minded loser freak, a retarded who can't control himself. God why. It's like i can't win. Why was I even born. God why. The normies just want me to kms. I hate myself. My God I'm afraid and miserable I was trying to improve but I'm a failure. I'm an incel freak. I was a mistake. Now I'm under pressure to be normie and this cold world doesn't give a shit. God why...I guess I have to keep trying...im probably going to be incel my whole life. God why. I can't even formulate my thoughts well. Now I'm procrastinating. Torment. Failure. Despair
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OP, dude, it doesn't work like that.

Who deserves more respect, the people who were born just like everyone else and to whom everything came naturally almost without trying? Or people like you, me and us here, who have had to work for every single thing we have because we were born so different that nothing came easy?

Who deserves more praise, the women you've chased your entire life who have never done anything at all for you, and don't appreciate anything about you, and through their behavior have never done anything to deserve a single word or thought of praise from you? Or you, someone who has used countless hours of stress, effort, work, money, self improvement and introspection to try and prove yourself to these thankless people?

None of this is opinion. We're all born different, and the way we're born and raised determines who we become. Your failures aren't yours, that's just the hand you were dealt with in this game that is life. The success of those who got everyhing handed to them isn't theirs either, they just got lucky from the day they were born. That doesn't make us better or worse than anyone else. It just makes us different. So, too, are our challenges different, our goals, and our measures of success.

I'm an old fag with many reasons to feel shame or failure (lonely, never loved, not good with people), and many others through which I can feel extremely successful (late life academic bloomer, good career, complete financial independence). And if there's anything I've learned, it's to stop comparing yourself to others. Do what makes you happy. No-one of any significance is going to judge. And those people who do? They really don't matter jack shit.

We really do only get one life, try to accept and love yourself for who you are even if no-one else does, and do what makes you happy.
gay anime poster lole
been there. The waves come and go. Just try and hang on, the show might still get interesting
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this is reasonable

in theory i want to believe things like these, but in practice i hate myself and can't fathom how to take the first step towards change, so i'm stuck in a limbo, personally
You should kys on that edge of yours, pathetic lowlife.

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I'll never find a boyfriend...
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i'll be your bf ONLY if we can play some vidya together uwu
are you passable or at least a bit feminine in the face is so then you should at least be able to find a semi decent lookin dude into that fetish
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Are your feet super cute?
Hey dude is it ok if I report your post? Don't mean to be "that guy" but circumventing the originality filter is against the rules.

How often do you shave or trim your pubic hair?
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I shave once a week
any longer than that and my vag gets itchy
>Is that weird?
it's not weird, but it's somewhat unnecessary (the combing and conditioner)
shampooing is perfectly normal and a part of good hygiene
I like having my pp nestled cozy in its nest desu
I just shaved my pubes for the first time and I fucking regret it
I used to do it all the time. I hated having them so as a kid I shaved very often and kept trying to get rid of them. Now I don't really bother much, it takes too much work and I'm lazy.

Thanks to you the pure Agatha has become a degenerate.

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How did her friend die?
ALS or something similar
A Latin shanking.
>almost no followers
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If even a women like her gets like that, there is no point in getting a gf

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rate my lunch. i made it myself :)
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3/10. Looks edible but dry and unhealthy.
Looks could use some work, but I bet it tastes good. Keep up the good cooking, anon, I'm sure you'll get better if you keep trying.
Looks delicious, albeit it does look like you dropped a lotta logs at first glance. bon appetit anon
it was seasoned friend and i assure you not dry. but yes i would probably say unhealthy but i didnt buy it or else i wouldve bought something leaner if it were up to me
Plate looks like the streets where you are from, Indianon

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Post your experiences ITT. I'm going through some really rough shit right now with my ex and need some positive success stories. If you have sad ones that's fine too I guess..
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I know better than that, mate

Were not children. 2 years is a long time. Id rather be happy now with the man i love rather than be used up, lonely and bitter at 30 regretting letting my bf go bc "we were too young" and "i didnt truly know him"

Do you have any experience with this though? I could have some use for it, lets call it a cautionary tale
hey op, been dating my long distance gf for 6 months. shes manipulative and is pretty normie but shes also very loyal and sweet and as long as i dont make consistent mistakes shes happy. working out pretty well (always remember flaws aside from loyalty can be fixed, but if she is being disloyal, that will never change)
t.100% larper homo
Nah, those people are smart, no one can assure you if you're relationship is gonna fail or not, but at least if you think things well, it'll have more probabilities to last

And we'll we're on 2019 bro, that used to happen so many years ago, now people, young people and shit have different mindsets and relationships are not the way how they used to be in the past

I'll say it simple and clear again, everything in the world changes with the time. Never trust bitch life.

Yeah I do, not only me, just look at this thread and you'll realise, or ask r9k about it. Anyway, greetings
Okay so i should never trust bitch life, and thus pass up on the opportunities that life gives me to be happy, because i could get my heart broken but i could also experience love.
If it doesnt work out then its sad but its not the end of the world. Im not going to kill myself if it ends bc thats just retarded. Id rather take my chances at happiness and risk sadness rather than pass it up and slowly get only depressed bc i have an empty life.
Thats what life is for. Living, taking chances. Its dumb to shut yourself off for fear of things going bad.

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>Jesus is the son of the trinity >Jesus is God in the flesh
>He's the way the truth and the life
>Repentance and Turning away from sin gets you closer to him.
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Can't they? News to me. Well, whatever. I'm tired of other people. Honestly. If Jesus didn't insist on caring about others I'd be all for him. But no. Gotta love people and shit. No. I won't do it.
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Non nobis Domine
(Original as fuck edition)
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>the trinity
>Jesus is God
So you're having trouble loving others anon?
The road we're commanded to walk isn't an easy one anon. Many Christians find themselves, irritated that they can't forgive their enemies. I too suffer from this sin anon, you're not alone. I can recommend you to read the Parable of the unforgiving servant.(Matthew 18:21)
What's you point anon?

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>spend a solid 10 minutes carefully peeling off a skin flake from my feet just now
>finally get a nice looking morsel
>thick, dry, and scabby, a hint of dried blood
>can tell it will be perfectly chewy, a delicacy for my teeth
>drooling in anticipation of that first bite before it becomes too moist
>slips out of my fingers and falls into the sea of garbage on my floor
>lost forever
top kek bump

hehehe HI BOTS! im back! i havent been on this comfy board in a week or so and i wanna say i missed u guyz :-)
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Welcome back, Miku~! :3
i want to lick mikers footy!
provide shapely toes pls!
hello friend welcome back to the board
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I want to shoot niggers with mikke.
goddammit where'd she go.
can you atleast send rin my regards?

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I was on the first date in my life and wonder if she enjoyed it
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anons tell me something nice..
Wait a day then ask if she wants to go out again. If so, great. If not, still good to take the step, now it will be easier next time.

The question you should be asking yourself is:

Did you enjoy the date with her
Obviously not because he was too stressed out worrying about screwing up.
Yes op I am a professional mindreader.
I agree, wait a day and ask if she would like to do it again.
You're worth it, that's why she went on a date with you!

Have you donated to President Yang today robots?
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If you will kill yourself, I will pay for the gun, incel
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Why? what's he got going for you? Anti immigrant sentiments?
No way, my dude!

I support The Trans Ban, he stands against political correctness, stands up to the EU and, despite being blocked by the media and the Democrats from building The Wall, he is the only candidate who will do something about the illegals. Everyone else is open borders, anti wall, or both!
What wall? The one that still hasn't been built and can't possibly be completed before the end of his term?
No. I'm not going to take a 1,000$ bribe in exchange from my rights.

Whats with all the Chads becoming Stacies these days??
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>he views them as lesser beings
Because we are lessen beings
Chad existence must be celebrated and his 10 inches cock worshipped
Case in point.
You are a pathetic specimen.
- Kikes
Most probable solution to OP's question
heres another picture of this man. i think without the black and white the masculine features are more obvious, but i have to say, this is one of the more dubious ones ive seen. if i wasnt told beforehand or already alert for something suspicious, i might not immediately notice anything wrong with the picture on the right
that's brad you're thinking of
chad is at the absolute top of the food chain and so has no reason to put robots down

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I haven't made eye contact with a girl since October.
Same. I avoid it though, I don't want to validate woman at all.

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I never know what to do with my arms and hands. if I'm walking around and it's too warm to put them in jacket pockets they feel so weird swinging around
Swing them in measure with the opposite leg op
Grab your belt with at least one hand, it looks super badass
Put your right arm at a 30 degree angle upwards and keep your hand flat pointing it in the same direction as arm
Do the Nazi march and heil mein furher salute with each step.
Just do what ever feels comfortable.
No one cares how your arms are moving when you walk.

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