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when did you start to hate white "people"
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>>63566700
Mid way into high school
My high school was almost entirely white people
Hated the fuck out of those cunts
And I hate myself for chasing white bitches instead of fucking this one Indian girl that became a model who was into me
Or this one dominican girl that was a thot who chased me all of HS
Getting to college and dealing with fratdouche normalfaggots further confirmed my hatred for whitoids
Honestly the college ones were worse in a way since they werent as much assholish as they were morons
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>>63566757
>I hate myself for chasing white bitches instead of fucking this one Indian girl that became a model who was into me
yeah im gonna smoke with a white girl and her black friend later but usually black gurls are hot but this "chick" looks like she could put me in a headlock but her personality is angelic

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Would you marry a muslim woman r9k?
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>>63566347
You could smoke all the weed in the world and you still wouldn't be as stoned as her
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>>63566483
that's a pretty pale cawk brah, she aint in no 3rd world shit hole.
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>>63566347
No, she would either have to become Christian, Buddhist, or atheist. I'm an atheist and those are the only 2 religions I can tolerate and I hate Islam the most out of any of them.
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>>63566445
Guessing it got deleted and banned quickly.
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>>63566347
Goddamn I would love to assfuck her so she's still a virgin on her wedding night

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Why are so many boys turning into girls?
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>>63566593
which toy do you use, cutie?
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>>63566600
pic rel is the exact toy that I use
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>>63562922
It's pretty obvious if they do this they can go on Grindr and get TOPPED repeatedly any time they want by DILFS
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>>63566692
was visting my mum, i was staying overnight so I had a shower. Got a new towel, and she literally had that but pink behind the towels
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>>63566692
good choice anon, very good choice.

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Yeah,i am attracted to anime girls between the ages of 15-18,so what?
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>>63564731
tHEY ALL LOOK THE SMAE
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>>63565879
You are actually fucking stupid. I am so sorry to break it to you like this.
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>>63564731
uh hello based department? did you call?
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>>63564731
15yo are legal in my country, so it is pretty based
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>>63564731
>so what?
They aren't real.

For the last week I've been spicing my life up by hitting on all the newly legal 16teen year old girls in my neighborhood through facebook or real life. And shit's ridiculous, the parents and their friends are literally fuming at me while I walk to the store. It feels like they want to lynch me, but they can't do shit lol.
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>>63566588
Teenage girls are for Redditors
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>>63566588
Her hands looks deformedly small what the fuck. Does she have some kind of Down syndrome?
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>>63566635
Oh I see, no the AOC has allways been 16 here, it's just that I've waited for 15 year olds to become 16 and immediately hit on them the day after.
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>>63566588
Can you explain in more detail what you mean for the autists here?

So you walk in a store and you see a teenage girl with her mom, and you tell the girl "you're really pretty."?

What happens then?
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>>63566689
Uh huh riiiignt so you go around knowing all their birthdays? You high inhibition pussy, stop LARPing. Like most pedos you are a coward and too scared to cold approach anyone.

Would any of you guys be willing to take care of a tranny if she was 100% loyal despite her not having a job or anything?
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>>63565960
>>63565977
Even worthless trannies ghost robots LmAo
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>>63565416
>her
I would personally take him out.
*bang*
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>>63565416
>Would any of you guys be willing to take care of a tranny

Do you mean "take care of" as in "execute with extreme prejudice and then bury in a shallow grave"?

If you do, then sure. I can "take care of" a tranny for you.
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>>63565416
Yes, but I want to be loved. Real love.
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>>63565416
Is the person taking care of the tranny going to get TOPPED by him? If yes then no way nothing gayer then being TOPPED by a chick with a dick

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>TFW you realize you are becoming an alcoholic
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It's better to smoke pot then drinking, if you can don't do either of them but i know that can be hard
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>>63566364
I know this feel. I've probably already got brain damage at this point...
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>>63566627
>It's better to smoke pot then drinking
Underage posters aren't allowed here. Weed is the more functional drug to use daily, but alcohol is far more euphoric, fun, less stupefying, and just the better drug.
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>>63566643
How much do you drink ? Every day? Have you tried to stop even for a single day?
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>>63566701
Was just talking about the downsides, being alcoholic is far worste then smoke weed every day

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ultimate sock puppet fighting championship ep. 2
post your sock puppet fighters anons
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>>63566286
i dislike this picture for reasons that i cannot put into words
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>>63566286
He's sad. Isn't that all that matters?
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I am left again, desolate and afraid. God take mercy on my soul.
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Nothing can stop me now.
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made a task force doomer version, kinda lost motivation while making it so some stuff is shit but looks fine enough

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My girlfriend sent me a meme when we haven't talked in 2 fucking hours and I accidentally clicked the notification and responded in 0.1 second like a little faggot when I didn't even mean to >FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKK
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>>63565572
Let me guess, she's not your girlfriend, and you're an underage zoomer.

If it's that big a deal that you responded quick, then you shouldn't be with that thot
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>>63565572
Your e-gf on discord does not count and you should consider tying a rope desu
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>>63565572
why does this matter?
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>>63566403
not op but makes u look clingy/desperate
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Why are you with someone if you feel like you can't reply to them whenever you want to

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Waifu asking you how she looks in that new dress edition

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>>63566106
I pretty much act like one IRL though.
It's actually the main reason why most people can't really stand me in real life
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>>63566178
Mind sharing what you exactly do to come off as brattish and immature? Curious. I've very little experience with people irl so I don't quite know what you mean, all I can do is guess.
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>>63566326
I dunno really to be honest. Most of it is just related to not being able to read the room or something. I can't really list any particular situations or anything properly though. I just kind of make people uncomfortable or something by doing/saying weird shit, I think.
It mostly shows pretty deeper into friendships or whatever, so it's not really a bigger problem for me. I just switch around people when it comes to socialising and all quite a lot and it kind of just works for me.
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>>63566462
...uuugh that sounds more like you just being an autist, I don't see how that'd be considered brattish or immature. Anyway, I can relate (with what little irl social experience I have).
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>>63566606
Autists are considered to be pretty immature through all of these actions so it all comes down to the same thing though.
When you think about it, most of the characteristics that are considered to be typical for immature people are kind of related to some autistic traits

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what does your voice sound like? i've been told that I should be reading audio books or be on radio
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I get mistaken for my sister on the phone
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>>63565358
>what does your voice sound like? i've been told that I should be reading audio books or be on radio
Not as good as I want to sound like
I regret not taking choir courses
I regret eating dairy products
I like other people's voice depending how they sound
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>>63565378
https://voca.ro/1g85uWWKV1G5

one in finnish (my native language) just a random story I found on the net

https://voca.ro/1dSiQdLzGgna

and one in english these stories aren't connected
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>>63565723
oops forgot meme arrow(s)
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>>63565623
does taking choir actually make your voice better or is this a meme?

Why do I keep cooming I am so fucking disgusting

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i caught a model crying once. i thoroughly enjoyed it.
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>>63565613
that's what i was thinking, but her stream was kinda empty, no one was chatting or giving money
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>>63564880
>that image
why would you want to watch that
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>>63565781
>why would you want to watch that
she was crying
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>>63564880
Damn would cum inside of her and make mocha kids
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Perfect representation of whoredom.
Empty stream, no income, she keeps spreading her legs with the camera pointing right at her. Her only use is her body because she stopped to the level of a whore and wouldve never settled for being a wife to a nice robot.

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clingy edition

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>>63566386
i hope there are some like you neer me
>>63566460
>yeah, looks, mannerisms, the nice stuff
the mannerism part is a hurdle, i'm a super shy aspie
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>>63566542
are you gonna be caring though
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>like playing with my tits
>like wearing a chastity cage
>like being called a good girl
>not a tranny
I'm just kinky, calm down.
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>>63566391
Mainly mental health given you're up there. Down here people are more friendly, you could find yourself making a random friend in the street just because you two were exercising close to each other. I don't know if that's common there. I don't think so. Northerners are known for being unfriendly and closed off.
But even if you don't end up interacting with anyone, the excercise itself and the fresh air will be good for you.
>Rural area
That sucks, my boy. Cry all you want. I'll allow it. It's not your fault. You are one of the few who actually have a fair justification for being stuck here. Stuck in the middle of nowhere with no gay scene is tough. It's a valid excuse. I'll let you have it. And I have no idea how to change things without moving. How small is your city really? And don't you have a single friend to accompany you in an adventure? A former friend you could reach out and get closer again? Anybody? Nobody?
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>>63566548
no. im 22 and KHHV, i really want to change desu

> wake up
> stare at computer screen for 14 hours a day
at this point, I live on my computer and irl is just temporary
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>>63565268
same. uni is virtual now. job is virtual now. both are incredibly time consuming. result is that im fucking constantly on my laptop, wanting to die
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>>63565268
yeah, it's been that way for most of my life. I do get out and do stuff, but if its not on my schedule than I'm probably in my computer chair, and I work from home on my computer as well so it's a mixed bag. The key really is to just schedule fun outside of the house with others. My father always warned of this happening to me, but when i discovered video editing in highschool he stopped telling me to get off the PC, as he believed it to be a worthy skill to spend so much time on if I was editing videos.

What i do for work now is not too different from what I did for 'fun' on my computer in highschool so he wasn't wrong.

>>63565284
he's really talking more about how his life revolves around just being on his computer, not how he is forced to be on his computer by circumstance.
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Shrooms unironically helped me break out of the cycle
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>>63565268
Same
>log in to work at 8
>work til 5
>vidya/escapism til bed
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>wake up
>stay in bed for 5 hours on my phone
>get up, eat something
>go on pc
>sit in front of monitor or back to bed and look at phone till im exausted enough to fall asleep


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