>A mind is a terrible thing to waste
>>83831528Dahmer was wise
>>83831528That's why people should stop turning to LLMs and genAI for help. They need to know how to bullshit until they're good at things.
>>83831528Existence is a waste, we're all just food thats been shit out eating other food that we shit out so other shit can eat that shit until one day we're consumed and our atoms get shit out into other beings/objectsIts shit all the way down and i just want to flush it all down
do you find picrel attractive? or do you prefer for the thighs to be touching?
>>83833620this is perfect! I love skinny girls
>>83833620my gf is pretty skinnyshes a model
>>83833620>do you find picrel attractive? or do you prefer for the thighs to be touching?It does not matter that much, but yes, I prefer thicker. Women are still cute regardless, unless they're deathly frail or morbidly obese.
>>83833620I like thin and tight. Huge thigh gap. Perky ass
thinspo type images are attractive, until their faces take on the Skeletor look.
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>>83833743I already do some walking and hiking with a light weight vest. I was doing that darebee thing some have mentioned itt in the past. I just find calisthenics with that weight vest more enjoyable.
>>83833777Weight vests are great, turn already enjoyable walks into an adjustable cardio machine. Darebee's a nice resource, I use it too, but if you really dislike straight weightlifting more fun forms of growing muscle exist.
>>83833795I really enjoy going on hikes on trails with it. The hills really get my heart rate up. There are some here where I live, but they're not much. I cannot go on the trails right now because it's just dangerous from all the ice and snow. I may have to try a backpack later since I've read it helps with our core. Though I am limited on income at the moment thanks to beginning of the year stuff. What other forms are there? I've tried standard gym equipment when I had a gym membership for a short period. I didn't like that at all. I bought a used treadmill off someone for around $50 when I had some extra income to make up for that. It's just that doing the basics like push-ups and squats are just what I enjoy the most, but I don't really enjoy it.I thought about boxing since it sounds like it's fun, and I know someone who does it. The high cost of the membership is what sets most of it back. She says it's $100 per month for it, even more for personal training. The reason they do it is for self-defense, which is what I would want to do. I don't have the income for it. She also mentioned there's a lot more work involved than what most people think like proper form, foot work, proper punching mechanics, etc.
>>83833842Boxing is great but like 50% of that budget is going to the whole experience and gear while the other 50% is just having a good trainer a nice group of people to do it with. If you want to do at least the bodyweight exercises your trainer would make you do alone look on youtube, focusing mainly on core strength exercises and proper bodyweight squats. Don't worry about punching form yet if you don't have something to punch into. If you eventually do sign up for a close you'd probably mog most beginners by just being able to squat so often alone.Leaning into that, a lot of Pilates exercise routines are up for free on youtube too and don't require anything special. Just be more careful not to injure yourself but you'll likely be fine.Youtube is the craziest free resource right now, while having equipment and proper teachers is extra helpful you can make do without it so well without them. If you can afford something you maybe don't already have though, it should be resistance bands.
>something like 97% of porn stars and cam girls were sexually abused in childhood, no fathers, just holes to make money for the jewish (((producers))), blue dyed hair liberal feminists say it's (((empowering))) to see young girls fucked on camera, men are obviously not going to want to have a relationship with such a damaged woman, most male and female porn stars commit suicide and regret everything>The drugs, the tattoos, the coke, the dissociation>The trauma, mental scars, and nightmares from porn can't ever be healed. The money doesn't fix anything Why is the sex industry completely fucked?
it's a satanic cult what do you expect?we all took part in it is what's messed up feeling innocent?
>>83832601They'll never do that. Porn is all PsyOps. It's propaganda to give you stupid ideas like every other form of media. Why is there so much BBC cuck porn and like zero lesbian cuck porn? Angry lesbians should be sitting in the cuck chair being mocked for having a no dick. See? It's anti-male. SJW Frankfurt school communism.
I have 0 empathy for rape victims. Half of them turn into rapists themselves
>>83833889Actually, the lesbians should be crying. I'm sorry. I don't watch enough cuck porn. They should be crying while flicking their bean saying penis envy stuff.
>>83832584Why do all these guys look like Kevin Hart?
it's so fucking over. i fucked everything up. i ruined the one good thing i had. so fucking OVER.anyways what's up
>>83833586yeah but at a great cost
>>83833595What's the cost? And what prompted your breakdown, and why might you get arrested for it?
>>83833682what prompted my breakdown? having to deal with other peoplewhy i might get arrested? complicated
>>83833702I understand you probably can't say too much. Hopefully things work out.
Do you want to explain what I did wrong?
Waking up half way through the night with only like 3 or 4 hours sleep and just unable to fall back asleep...it doesn't get worse than that. Very cringe.
>>83833882>Waking up half way through the night with only like 3 or 4 hours sleep and just unable to fall back asleep...it doesn't get worse than that. Very cringe.#relatable
hello. does anyone here want a wife? a free one? i am 20 years old and white. also moderately ugly, apologies in advance. my only condition is that we must begin having babbys within the next 2 years because i want a lot of them. and please be white yourself. i feel very strongly that this is what i was born to do.
>>83833845just face ugly! my body is kind of weird as well but it isn't fat.
>>83833831I'd have to leave my girlfriend who refuses to have children and sex. Sound good?
>>83833854Alright deal, message me doublemint9
>>83833854>>83833831>Apologies in advance for being uglyI feel bad and would like to give you a hug
>>83833831Where do you liveOriginalle
Another thing zoomers ruined: friend groups
>>83831778No we just genuinely wanted different things in life. Don't worry about him he always had a fetish for asian girls and is with an asian now also his youtube had vids of him with different friends last time I snooped.
>>83831762Why the fuck is a friend haver and sex haver like you posting on our virgin board?
>>83831683"Hierarchy" is so fucking gay. I struggle to maintain and participate in friend groups because I just refuse to acknowledge it. It's not that I place myself at the top, it's that I place everyone at the exact same level. This always leads to friction almost immediately, because some dipshit thinks that he should be given a handjob and a pat on the ass for existing in a certain way.
>>83831683Damn I gathered all the outcasts in elementary school and we had a large friend group butting heads with another group of jocks who hated us. We were getting in fights everyday, my best friend who was fat at the time ran like a jaguar on that open field putting belt to ass on Jacob. The old class of nerds were more violent for sure.
>>83831683This is true though it's better to have no friends than to be the loser of the group
An Epstein thread is worth 10000 roastoid threads
I've been starting to like jeffrey he was a cool charasmatic guy. I almost have no doubt people were jealous enough of him that they started rumors hes a pedo. All this shit they released and absolutely 0 concrete proof he was diddling kids. Judging by his emails he spent most of his time playing call of duty and invited celebrities to dinner
one time i... one time... one time i put a sock under my underwear and took a picture to make a girl think i had a big dick.now it's your turn.
>>83833775Damn that really sucks anon, I am sowwy. :( maybe if you were uncircumcised, you wouldn't have to resort to extreme measures of self pleasure. I hope the soda bottle was ok.
>>83833789I am uncircumcised I have 3 inches of foreskin and 2 inches of dick it's embarrassing. The soda bottle was covered in shit but otherwise unharmed. Cleaned it up and refilled it at Burger King when the staff wasn't looking. Free soda tastes the best.
>>83833799I think you're lying. I was with a Hung uncircuncised white guy before and I could stroke him all day literally and it wouldn't make his penis chafed.
>>83833817You're not doing it how I did it. I grab that little fucker and throttle it. I'm not stroking I'm killing it. I jerk so hard sometimes I think the frenulum will tear. I am not nice to my penis and it is not nice to me. It gets hard when I tell it not to. In anger I hit it I slap it I scratch it I jam it into things it does not want to be in. I hate my penis except when it cums because cumming feels good.
>>83828718A nice girl added me on discord from here once and I ended up sperging out and deleting her like 67 times. She kept adding me back but I don't think shes going to do it again. I don't know why I have so many trust issues, but I've completely fucked myself now. I never knew I was this fucking mentally ill until I started talking to her and quickly ruined it.
You guys always call foidposts larps but the average foidpost is "I'm ugly and a bit lonely :(" and the average moidpost is "heh yeah so I'm a 30 year old incel but I'm also fucking sexy 18 year old alt bitches every day and just bought my 3rd vacation house in Cali"
what is this schizo blabbering again
Real women make excellent threads, when it's "I'm ugly and lonely" you know it's a homosexual larping because there's nothing behind the attention whore attempt.
>>83833377It's complicated. I did in fact fuck an 18yo recently but she dropped me after I fell for her. The only prospects I've had since have been fat. I'm in my early 40s and can't settle for a practice tier slampig gf. It's now or never for me. I hope to at least get one more skinny woman in her 20s before I eat buckshot in my late 40s/early 50s. I knew the 18yo was flying too close to the sun.
>>83833850weird sexual fantasy larpers arriving right on cue
According to the all the posts I see, you would think all white men are tall and hung, but I can't seem to find even one...
Why would someone have sex with someone they dont intend to or at least are ok to have a kid with?>it feelz good mangSo youre a dumb nigger who cant beat off or something? And so you just abort the baby, or worse yet shirk your parental status and just let everyone else deal with the fallout? Why wouldnt we execute such a person?
Ideally, a man and woman having sex would produce a baby, but we have modern amenities like condoms, birth control etc. So sex =/= baby all the time nowadays.
>>83833800Nobody should be having kids these days anyway
>>83833819I wish a white guy would put hapa babies in me :(
>>83833773We have preventative measures so babys aren't born from sex.
>>83833773I have a mate who would say the same thing. it gives off real mad cause bad vibes.Just because you arn't having fun with sex dosn't mean no one should be allowed to. grow up the only reason I havn't 'your body my choice' my misses is because she is/was Christian and takes pride in being the only sex having girl in her family that hasn't aborted. But lord give me streangth for she is tempting me on purpose.
Why do I find self-inflicted cuts so cute
>>83831913People who do like a million shallow thin cuts are just so fascinating to me cause it genuinely looks like they don't actually want to SHGenuinely why bother then?
>>83831913Have you considered the following gentleman: >>83832028
>>83832002huge red flag, i do it and i consider it a red flag.
https://www.psyke.org/warning.htmla gift to you OP, from a better time in the internet. download the big ZIP file for easier browsing. there are some "artistic" and "artistic nude" photos in there.
>>83833843Want a bf who will be nice to you and only slightly weird about the cuts (I will try to make you stop)
After watching multifandom edits all day on youtube I feel a little better
>>83833822What is a multi fandom edit?
>women online tell me I'm great at sexting/ERP >complete khhv because I'm a friendless shut-in How do I translate this to irl success? I can't just walk up to random women at the supermarket and start reciting sexual fantasies. Should I make an insta account, find girls nearby, and just message and start flirting?
>>83833840Use a language exchange app, message girls in other countries in a sexy way, ask for them to host you when you visit their country
Walk up behind a girl, MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T SEE YOU. Lean in close and whisper "I cast spell of seduction +2". She'll gasp, having lost the saving throw (of course). By then it's a sure thing as long as you play your cards correctly. "Hey bbycakes, how about you let me show you my wand under my wizard's robe?"It's so easy I fail to understand why magic is dying out these days.
