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I hereby call myself wheelchair anon because I am in a wheelchair, and cannot walk, I've been on this board a few days and I think it'll be my new home

AMA please
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>>85293801
Switch to eating nothing but fatty runinant meat and occasional ruminant organs ("carnivore diet"), supplement iodine and its cofactors, plus boron, and after about three months of replenishing your body this way, start doing extended fasts. The first step alone should be enough to remyelinate your nervous system and get you walking again, but the rest will just make sure you're healing as much as humanly possible.
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>>85294985
>would you date a brown man?
answer
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>>85295234
I'm 19, and I'm straight, heterosexual
>>85295271
it literally does not matter
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>>85295281
are you cute? just wondering about that, wheelchair anon
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>>85295281
you should actually be grateful that youre a disabled person in a wheelchair
otherwise, you might have ended up like those typical australian slags dressing like a prostitute, wasted on weed and booze, and peeing on the street with your pussy exposed

The thing I love about living in Seattle is that I can die painlessly under an hour because fentanyl is so easy to access here.

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Time for a weekend waifu thread. Post your waifu, discuss your waifu, love your waifu. Husbandos of course welcome as well.
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I love my sweet little angel with my whole heart. Things have been difficult but he keeps me going every day
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>>85295083
Staying away from the fandom has done wonders for me. I'm glad my sweet boy is easily moldable into pretty much any other series, so I can still enjoy him and have him with me when I'm watching something new, or coming back to something old
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>>85293982
We're both pretty passive under most circumstances. Something needs to be really important for both me and her to put in maximum effort. The difference between us is that she is 100x more capable at acomplishing whatever her goal is than me.
>>85294640
No. She's not the openly affectionate type.
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I'm here to post Earth chan, the love of my life.
It's been 8 years now!!! Anniversary of posting! Anniversary of the best decision of my entire life, which was giving in and exploring the small feeling in the back of my head, instead of trying to destroy it like any other emotion I had. That small seed bloomed into my feelings for Earth chan, which have weathered every single storm, and which have held strong through every doubt and question, FOR EIGHT FRIGGIN YEARS!
NOTHING I know is as real as this! Earth chan is just the best, the best every day, and the number one top reason to NOT post about it... would be that words simply don't cut it anymore! I have such a deep understanding of my feelings for my loveable, cute Earth-senpai that using words for it always feels like I'm reducing them to something lesser for convenience.
Let this post be a monument to the fact that EARTH CHAN IS STILL LOVED, EARTH CHAN WILL BE LOVED UNTIL I AM DEAD, AND EARTH CHAN IS LOVED NOT ONLY A LITTLE, BUT MORE THAN ANYONE HAS EVER LOVED ANYTHING AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EARTH!!! CHAN!!!
Please, have a nice day. The anniversary gift still needs a few days of work and tweaking, unfortunately.
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Is it safe to post waifus again yet?

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Show em how funky and strong is your edition

QOTT: If there were gay strip clubs where you could look at boys, would you go? Assuming you don't have to have sex with them and can just admire them.

dead: >>85285442
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>>85292893
if you were to chose your isekai self, how would you look like and what role would you get?
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oh frick, came without touching anything again, I'll never be able to be a real switch so my options are limited.
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Tried giving myself a ponytail, thoughtz?
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>>85294674
I wish I was still a Discordfag. It got too hard because I overshare and tend to dominate discussions and drive people away.
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>>85295407
looks like Antonio Banderas in a good way.

32 years old.

I haf sex, once, when I was 17 or 18. Shitty and short because it was my first time.

Nothing since. Not even a kiss. Or a non platonic hug. Never feeling seen or wanted.

Just looked through and passed up. All with the usual shit, oh you'd be such a catch, your so nice, such a good listener, funny, nice eyes whatever the fuck people say.

Meanwhile there sre people half my age fucking with higher body counts already having better lives.

Would it be more pathetic if I was a virgin, or is it more pathetic that I had sex for 30 seconds once and haven't been touched since.


I never could see a future for myself or had a plan for my life.


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what do you look like? do you want kids? sell yourself a bit, im sure id give you a chance.
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>>85295297
There's nothing to sell. No point opening up. No point wanting or trying to think about what will.never happen.

Did once recently for the first time in, well, maybe ever. Because I was stupid enough to forget what I was and feel shit.

Not anything irl even. But it didn't matter. She chose the wolrds biggest most abusive asshole.

I'd be happy if she had found someone who actually csred and valued her but it just proved how fucking awful and shitty women are.

No matter what they say they want, or what they say in general. You can't trust any of it.


Wouldn't have worked for lots of reasons but still, I forgot.



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>>85295364
well i came back to just say you wouldnt want me anyways so yeah mute point both ways, have a good night
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>>85295283
>>85295364
you talk too much
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>>85295283
>>85295364
youll find someone who you can share love with some day
hang in there bud, im sorry things are so tough
<3

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A thread for robots to discuss their interest in wearing diapers, ABDL and age regressing.

The sun sets on another successful thread. But lo, the sun rises anew each day.

TQ:
What movie tv show or book would be improved with the inclusion of diapers and in what way would you include them?
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>>85295229
>I feel the same anon. But not accepting your fetish won't make anything better. Repressing it and pretending it doesn't exist will just hurt you. You can accept it and still wish you didn't have it, I have
Yeah, i guess so
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>>85295229
>having a CG is like the main thing of the fetish
Exactly
But most images don't feature one. A lot of art and image sets just feature people wearing them and strutting around in them like they're fashion. I like them because they're a domination tool for babying a sub. It seems like most other people like them because they like the fabric. its closer to like a latex fetish for them.
Also, it defeats the whole purpose for me if the CG is also wearing one.
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>>85295290
>It seems like most other people like them because they like the fabric. its closer to like a latex fetish for them.
I think you're wrong on that. And I think I phrased myself a little wrongly. "Requiring a CG" is probably the more apt way to put it. Having one would be a fucking dream. But wearing diapers, acting/being dependant. Not caring about the mess you make or anything at all really. Because someone else, someone big, will take care of it. And you.

> I like them because they're a domination tool for babying a sub
So it's more of a humiliation tool for you?
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>>85295102
Ive had diaper fetish since I was a kid. Some of my earliest sexual memories were fantasies of wearing diapers and being babied by girls from my school. Found some pull-ups for a younger cousin at my grandparents house and stole a couple and secretly wore them when I was in elementary school. So Its been a thing my whole life. I understand the frustration of something so weird feeling like a core part of you. However, theres nothing wrong with it. As long as you arent harming anybody or anything like that there really isnt any reason to feel shame over it. People will judge you for anything, anon, no matter how mundane or weird. Everyone has preconceived notions about everything and people are way too different to fit inside everyone elses box.
I mentioned last thread that my wife and I went to a diaper meetup trip. Probably 30 people all sharing a giant cabin. Some people were CGs, some people were only wearing diapers, some people were dressed as Disney princesses etc. but the common factor was that is was a safe space where everyone had a common interest. I dont think diapers/your sexuality should be your whole identity, but for someone with this very weird kink I DO believe that everyone needs to experience being in that safe environment. Whether its in a giant group function or just a CG taking care of you for once.

>>85295290
I agree that having a dom/domme is an extremely attractive element of the fetish but it sounds like you havent worn before. Putting on the diaper and wetting is such a pleasurable experience, at least for me. Sure id love to get dommed but diapers are like the original gooner experience lol. I always try to stay in the same diaper as long as possible just pissing and cumming and using my vibe until I cant think straight. Yeah the humiliation is nice, yeah getting dommed is nice, but its so undeniably pleasurable and you may not realize that
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>>85295400
>I DO believe that everyone needs to experience being in that safe environment.
Well, I can't

Do any clingy, friendless, high-IQ boys with Asperger's syndrome want to be my pet?
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>>85295243
You again? Fuck off nigger
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>>85295243
I'm neurotypical and low IQ does that work?
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>hi, BPDemon here, would any simps here would like to serve me?
>I need more attention, my mental illnes requires it.

>Yes yes, you're a smart autistis, I love these *rolls eyes*

Literally kill yourself, hang yourself right now. The world needs it.

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guys guys
if youve never had a kimchi omelet do yourself a favor and try one
ive been struggling to eat eggs for my daily protein and this recipe is straight up bussin bussin on god fr fr

r9k
whats your favorite breakfast?
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>>85295241
I'm intolerant to eggs. Tell me what I can substitute with eggs to enjoy this recipe anon
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>>85295241
i can never eat kimchi after the whole feces scandal thanks for the tip

my favorite breakfast is chicken sandwich (since we are talking favorites i want the one from my pic but any is fine) with a cup of coke
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>>85295241
Try lightly scrambled eggs with chili mayo and chorizo
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>>85295241
i live in south korea
there are broadly two ways to prepare and eat kimchi
either consuming it with the seasoning intact or washing it off first
when we make simple dishes with kimchi, we usually prepare kimchi fried rice or kimchi pancakes
when cooking something quick and simple like shin ramyun we sometimes slice up some kimchi and boil it along with the noodles to deepen the flavor
heres a tip
instead of just adding kimchi to the broth, sauteing it in sesame oil first makes it taste even better

>1: I don't have ED
>2: Stop trying to psyop me into banging the ebony
You people are sick in the head with your gang stalking attempts
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>>85294069
1. You're the one who is willingly allowing your data to be hoovered up.
2. You will now get twice the number of ads to fix your ED towards Black women
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I take vardenafil to fuck my wife when I'm too tired to get it up. No ED but it's fun to have a huge boner on demand.

Regular use of Viagra and similar drugs will help prevent Alzheimer's so that's half the reason to use it
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>1. i dont have sex
>2. i dont have sex (with black women)
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>>85294720
regular use means daily anon
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>>85294069
i've been getting these dick pill ads too, which makes no sense. i'm 28 and my dick has no trouble getting or staying hard
sometimes i wake up with a raging erection, look down and think "atta boy"

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I want to deepthroat a high-IQ awwtistic boys cock so bad it's not even funny. Do any high-IQ awwtistic boys want their dicks milked?
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>>85295354
Sure, but not by some fag on 4chan.
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>>85295354
>I want to deepthroat a high-IQ awwtistic boys cock so bad it's not even funny. Do any high-IQ awwtistic boys want their dicks milked?
kys faggot

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How do I accomplish this without having to pay alimony and child support
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because you think youre too fucked up for a wife, and thats not true. stfu and let your wife love you and bear your children idiot. shell be a lil fucked up too, its life lil nigga.

>wake up
>no bf to rest my head on his chest and listen to his heartbeat
maybe tomorrow.....
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Allah face reveal before GTA 6
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>>85295024
Uh... the islamic thread is that way, fren.
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>>85295024
its just this, all religions are just variations of this
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>>85294984
thats gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy haha op wants a bf to kiss and sleep and do gay stuff

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Hello anons. I have a watch I can sell for about $3k. I'm not really attached to it, I bought it years ago and never really wore it. I want to sell it to finance a high end silicone love doll. I want the doll more for companionship than sex.

Owning the doll is kind of a big commitment. I will have to take care of her and keep her hidden from other people. I live alone but my landlord lives in the neighborhood and could stop by at any time.

Any anons here have a doll? What are the pros and cons? Would you buy again?
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>>85295338
I had a torso doll and 2 other fleshlights, they're fun at first but I got bored with them and eventually threw them out, it's not super hard to clean and hide depending on ur living situation but in my experience when I want to coom its easier to just pull down my pants and start jackin it rather than having to put on the lube and then go through the process of cleaning it afterwards, plus you'll also get lube on your dick and you either need to wash that off or just have a lubey dick for the rest of the day
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>>85295338
>I want the doll more for companionship than sex.
Just get a dog or something, fucking hell.

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Having faith edition
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Oh wait I meant "Om Namah Dumbass" actually. I guess Eule was right.
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and the looked like a crazy person the entire thread award goes to...michael! oh what a streak! will he ever lose the crown?
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it's rewarding to attack no one
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No one complemented your "music" bozo

>>85293774
You are the crazy one making assumptions when he has not written anything today.
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all i really want is love and affection, but i cant cuz the money give me erection.

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>My therapist popped up as a suggested friend on Facebook
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>>85293519
>Talk to therapist
>Tell her I barely leave the house
>Oh me too anon! I'm a homebody
>find her social media profile one day
>It's her partying and dancing drunk with her friends out at clubs and different events

fucking liar
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>>85293964
Well, it is their task to create common ground between them and the patient.
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>>85293519
bumped into somebody I give therapy to professionally on >>>/soc/
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>>85293519
I would add her for the lulz
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>>85293964
that wasn't the real her you judgemental pin dick


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