has a family member ever caught you masturbationing
Friend Marry ("sister wives") Kick x2Friend: Rarity, Rainbow DashMarry: Fluttershy, Twilight SparkleKick: Earth Pony scum
>>76817231Yes. Sorta. I had that episode of the Simpsons where Edna is on stage naked but covered in balloons. I paused it at some point when she poses.My dad enters the room, sees my tv, gives me this sly grin and then leaves.
>>76817231I wish you would get caught
>>76834578just chill dude
>>76835298STAB YOURSELF IN THE FUCKING THROAT BRITISH SCUM
Why don't femcels with small chests try to grow larger boobs? It'd increase your SMV and make it easier to find men, you'd feel more attractive, and it'd be a decently cheap hobby that has positive benefits. Other women have done it: >https://www.breastnexus.com/showthread.php?tid=27469>https://www.reddit.com/r/nbe/comments/13jkci9/before_and_after_results_4_cup_sizes_noogleberry/>https://www.reddit.com/r/nbe/comments/1asjvta/excellent_results_with_bovine_mammary_4_cup_sizes/It's obviously a lot of work but it's not impossible. If I was a shy femcel, I'd do this until I had legit pair of DDs and then use online dating to get with a decent guy. Men hit the gym and take steroids to get bigger muscles, this is just the female equivalent.
>>76833986i have 28DD tits and can reliably not wear a bra without it being too noticeable if they got bigger id probably have to start wearing a bra for sure so no thank you
>>76833986I'm not interested, I've heard and seen both my mother and my older sister complain about being too busty, so I hope I don't end up with huge udders.
>>76834590You'd be hotter with huge udders
>>76834590>so I hope I don't end up with huge udders.????? They stopped growing long time ago
Not interested. I'm content with my AA's.
anybody else drunk and wanna talk about their relationship issues
I haven't spent time with a woman since 2016 or so. I don't consider it an issue because my real issue is comparing myself to everyone. My family life is okay. No friends. My relationship with myself is shit and I don't know how to fix it.I'm just coming down from being high though.
>>76835372I woke up the other day thinking about a girl who no longer exists. A 14 year old girl who threw her shoe at me in class, just as the teacher was opening the door. I ducked and her shoe hit the wall. Everyone went silent and watched her get up and retrieve her footwear, the teacher included. I'm 27 now, and that idiot girl was the only person I ever loved.
No relationship, no issues.It is that easy lads.
>>76835725Same. >>76835372This is now a cat thread. Talk about your cat.
Why is this myth so popular, despite existing data?
>>76834649If you can't get laid using dating apps you probably also can't get laid using real life encounters.If anything dating apps are saving guys with no friends by giving them access to women in spite of that. I wouldn't have had sex and relationships after leaving school if it weren't for dating apps.
>>76834376Ah this is true gaslighting. Not the feminist definition either
>>76835698>>76835198Provide alternative data, and not headline screenshots.
Trust me guys, women don't really like Chad. they just want an average 6ft5 blonde+blue eyed guy with landowning parents.
>>76834376Passport bros does that tell you something Mr. Ferdek?
Show R9K what your perfect waifu looks likehttps://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2003689
>>76834988my animegirlsona (i wish i was this cute irl)
>>76834988relatable and fuckable
>>76834988ultramixed tomboy gf
>>76835221ITS AIKO!!!
>>76835651Would you believe it if I said my oneitis from elementary was literally her? Maybe it's because of her that this phenotype stuck with me or maybe I was predisposed to be attracted to it. Huge parts of our collective unconscious are inherited so it's possible you like the same types of girls that your great grandfather did.
just woke upi have to go to the dentist today and ive been scared to go for days
>Moved for school>No PC cause I didn't bring it with me>Start frequenting an internet cafe in my area.It has a lot of gypsies, I don't have a problem with that. And their deals are cool. 5 euros for 5 hours plus free monster. Nobody does that. If anything they overcharge the monster to 2.50 euros So I'm cool. They occasionally put very loud music tho and I'm forced to leave. To be fair it's more of a social club than an internet cafe, they have a lot of board games, D&D that kind of stuff. I'm more interested in the computers though. Been going there for months with no problems untill yesterday night, when something weird happened. I was playing hoi4 alone and one guy goes up to me and asks for 40 cents so he can put some hours in. At first I was dumbfounded and my first reaction was to ask "uhhh do I know you." That clearly made him uncomfortable but not enough to leave so he asked me again. I had 50 euros, and 2 euros change on me so I go over to the counter and ask the person to brake the 2euro. I don't know if I'm saying this correctly. I go over to where him and his buddies are sitting and I gave him exactly 40. They introduced themselves to me and that's about it. My logic here is: It's not smart to make enemies where you frequent often. They know my name, it's in the database, and if I refuse to give something as inconsequential as 40 cents, rumors would spread that I'm an asshole. I don't know anyone there to begin with, nor to I go out of my way to meet anyone. Refusing to give 40 cents would drive my reputation to the ground. And that's no good.Obviously, this is an one time thing, and time will prove if they were really out of change that particular day, or they wanted to take advantage of me for the laughs.There have been more times than I'm willing to admit in the past when I was short on a couple of change and had to drive all that back to my house for it. So I understand, but it took some balls to ask a complete stranger for money.
>>76835048I don't understand half of what you said. How did internet cafes work where you live? Satellite signal? Downloading movies? Our internet cafes are strictly the "rent a PC" type. I don't think the internet speed is good enough to even begin to download movies. Some popular games and programs are pre-installed and that's good if you don't want to pay them yourself but that's about it. One even had AUTOCAD lol.
>>76835189Im op myself and im eslYes that's the first time someone asked me for change. Based.
>>76834983Im a burger and Im reading this rnThank you for the story anonOP. You are very wise. Having somewhere to go out to is very nice and will prevent insomnia
>>76835228Joe Biden wake up
>>76834950here's hoping a pack of gypsies rapes you and takes your belongings
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>>76791577We're so back Turbie I'm want to chew on your ears a little owoGood night mbti
Don't tell me to shut the fuck up, Lewis.
What type is each astrology?
>>76833328>where's the link for the serverSorry; I don't have it because I've never been on it.
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i have stretch marks on my thighs
>>76835371>>76835387Stretchmarks are a symptom of Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome.
>>76835371Same. A bit overweight but my fat is in my thighs and ass, so my widest part of my body are my hips and not my gut. It makes pants hard to fit.
>>76835395quite literally made for being bred
>>76835682wtf does having stretch marks have to do with that what>>76835545i don't think i have that idk>>76835547yeah my fat distribution is weird too
>>76835682Wait what?What the Hell is wrong with you
Seeing myself in the mirror or in pictures makes me want to kill myself.I look like a caveman. I'm so freakin ugly it's actually unreal.
Behold the pinnacle of human intellectualism: internet simps.
>>7683541619 is not a legal age to be getting drunk in the USA, and the implication is that he is raping them by removing their ability to consent by providing alcohol to under-21s.
>>7683543019 is legal drinking age in Canada
>>76835586Canadians are irrelevant
>>76835625No, the USA is quickly becoming the most culturally irrelevant place on Earth.
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Stop ingesting alcohol, it's destroying your life
>>76835567Thank you for the reminder to go buy alcohol
>>76835567What else should I spend my money on? There is no cunny bride awaiting my hard work.
>>76835687put it in a retardedment account for when u get retarded
>>76835687>What else should I spend my money onSomething that doesn't destroy your life
>>76835719Name one thing.
if i use a name after i post will i still get filtered like if i make the thread without the name and then use the name for all my replies i dont want people pretending to be me but i dont wanna be filtered either
Morning you all beautiful people on this thread!>>76833168except you, disgusting degen go kys>>76831628I spent 2 years learning just to drop it and forget it all, not that I did well while I was learning. But I did get somewhere, and if someone like me can do it, you can too. You just gotta interact w/ the language.>>76832671he's right, but I won't preach while I'm intentionally damaging my health for no good reason atst as wellWelp, now we wait. Hope you're safe ame and you're just having a good night's rest.
>>76834902>I spent 2 years learning just to drop it and forget it allHow were you learning?
>>76835170Signed up for an online class twice a week on weekends. Basically old school style - you got a grammar book, a translation book with words from every lesson, a kanji book with extra vocab for each kanji. That got pretty dull pretty fast and I was slacking off like hell. I was lucky I understood things quickly in class, so it wasn't as obvious I wasn't putting much effort in, but I knew I couldn't speak for shit, my vocab was so poor.I did some wanikani for a while and that helped. After the second year I decided to take things into my own hands, set up an anki deck (at this point I had cancelled my wanikani subscription), did that for a while until I started skipping a few days and it all went downhill from there. I tried going down the "learn by reading VNs" route but my vocab wasn't even close to entry level, so I had to stop and check pretty much every word of every sentence, so my motivation died after a day or two. I also remember watching curedolly grammar lessons, I liked those a lot. It honestly helped me understand grammar way better than I did in class, despite the teacher in the second year being Japanese. We had a bit of a language barrier and I barely passed the test after year 1, so it was kind of intimidating for her to only speak in japanese and seldom in my native tongue brokenly.What I plan on doing differently? The anki deck is a must, so I'll keep that. I'll probably start a serious kanji study as well, like, studying the kanji meaning, cuz I remember being so frustrated on not being able to differentiate between the kanji and had to guess most of the time, while I was doing anki . I could go to wanikani again. I should probably check on some guide again, like the moeway or tofugu. I'm thinking - I should get to the stage where I can consume content asap, like reading manga / novels, watching podcasts / movies, playing games all in japanese, cuz up to that point it's all just rote memorization of words, grammar points.
>>76835253>The anki deck is a mustYes, but how you use it is also important. It's more efficient to focus on the meaning of words and see them used in appropriate contexts.>studying the kanji meaningYou should do this sparingly. Don't waste too much time on it. Things will start making more sense as you go.What worked for me at the very beginning was to get to around 200-300 words of vocab and then start consuming content. At first I'd watch an anime episode with EN subs, then I'd rewatch the same episode with JP subs. The beginning is very tedious but it gets easier.
>>76835346my deck had example sentences, i learned a good amount of words, but I think I was going too fast, I was doing 20 new words /day, and sometimes I'd rock up to 100 reviews or so, if I skipped a day, they'd go even higher>Things will start making more sense as you go.I dunno, I feel like it's so much easier to forget words made up of kanji i have never seen, also it took me some time to realizie some words I knew were comprised of the same kanjis. Back when I was going to class, we studied the brush strokes, the readings of each kanji and a couple words for each one.all in all, I suppose i just gotta stick with it. I'm worried about pronunciation though. I never practiced that with my english and it sucks fucking balls.
Be honest, is this you?
>>76835550It's lame and /fa/ has or at least had terrible taste with all black fits.
>>76827432Yes, absolutely. I'm a bland, boring person and I always go after wild, interesting looking girls.
>>76827432no. i dress likea metal guy (cuz i am one) and i've actually dated goth girls. (they have bpd and extreme insecurities. not worth it.)
>>76827432yeah im boring as fuckit's why i just stay home
>>76827432I think that's totally fine as long as you know what goth truly is, which is a musical and literary style, not just hot girls dressing in blackGoth music gets completely mogged by metal and industrial though, I can still get down with it from time to time, I would enjoy a goth gf
What is your greatest footprint on the internet? A meme you created, a youtube video you made with lots of views, a social media account with many followers, etc. Anything.
>>76828559I spammed /tv with nazi trannies for a couple of days until the jidfbot picked it up. Weep at the calamity I have unleashed
>>76828559I got a video with 11 likes and almost 1000 views on YouTube.
>>76828738It's the logman isn't it?
>>76832136Never seen this image in my life. You ok buddy?
>>76834468You're like if Antoly Dyatlov viewed his actions as an accomplishment