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>low iq
>social anxiety
nobody cares fuck off retard
and yet you cared to fill in the captcha and write your niggerish prose and post

not even from the poser faggots who orbit the retarded sluts who wander here, there are just so many threads of retarded bitches talking about men sucking ass and how theyre evil and how they know none of the faggots here are smart enough to ignore the bait/actually own them even when theyre objectively wrong

everyone of you faggots are niggers who lie about their loneliness and just use this lifestyle as a fucking fad, hald the men here are just dickheads who abuse a girl the second theyre given to them and the women here just get mad at their men for not warming their tampons or watever stupid excuse they make to move onto some other nigger and be a whore i hope you all fucking die FUCK
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well we both are on r9k so we aren't normal to an extent but it's pathetic to constantly seethe about the opposite sex and this applies to femcels too you know. anyway hopefully you do find your fellow femcel gf lol

wait when is that? i always miss it lmao and i feel like there's no other women here besides tranny's
i liek how i literally shit on both retarded men and retarded women in my op but ur pathetic woman brain can only focus on when ur brought up thats rlly adorable how toadstruck u are :]
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shitposting on innerned was all i had left and not even that brings me joy cuz of all the dogshit posted....wheneevr i talk shit i dont even habe to try anymoar all i do is say somethig insanely basic and these newfaggots eat it up cuz theyre uninitiated normalfigs who dont know wat high quality bantz are...my world is ending...
yeah but you definitely still seethe more about women lmao but you sound sexy so lets get together
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modern niggers are so one note ZzZZzZzzZx its all "WAHH WOMEN THIS WOMEN THAT" stop ROUNDING ME UO WITH THE REST OF THESE FAGGOTS I HATE ALL OF YOU EQUALLY YOU ALL ARE FAGGOT JACKASSES WHO FUCKING EGG EACHOTHERS RETARDED BELIEFS ABOUT EAXHOTHER SHUT THE FUCK UP IM SO SICK OF YOU PEOPLE also i dont get with roasties who fall in love with catpics and words on a screen whatever u are behind ur screen is either a tranny or someone id probably just use NGL maybe if ur lucky u'll get to experiemce wat its like to get pwned by me face to face sweetie :D

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As someone who was molested for weeks and grew up poor

Growing up poor is far worse than being molested.

People will go on and on about killing pedophiles because it fucks kids heads up but nobody will go out and give poor people a fucking living wage so their kids don't grow up never going to events because they cost money. Never buying new clothes, never participating in sports because sports gear costs too much, not even going to prom. Never getting a car or license and this isn't Europe or Japan where you can take a bus or train to work no everything is dozens of miles out so if you don't have a car you are shit outta luck. Fuck I still cringe sometimes, I never wanted to go to birthday parties because my parents were too poor to afford presents, plus we only had 1 car (used and constantly breaking down) and my dad used that during work. I grew up in shit housing always renting because my parents couldn't afford an actual house. Even now my parents are renting so when they die I have nothing. Fuck growing up poor sucks like I just have violent thoughts every month or so about killing my neighbors because they have a nice fucking house and multiple cars and shit and I'm really fucking jealous nothing bad ever happened to them. I'm fat as shit and short because my parents just bought the cheapest shit and never cared about nutrition. Growing up poor is the equivalent of being raped until your asshole bleeds every day.
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You're poor because you didn't buy real estate in 2008
>>You were to busy fucking around in the fourth grade
Boohoo you got raped. Millions get raped. Daily. Shut up and stop being a bitch. Or kill yourself on tiktok
Are you stupid? 2008 home prices were sky high. Didn't drop till 2011ish
I hope you get raped, anon
Yeah and what we're you doing then
>Fucking around in grade 7
>Playing with Legos

title. i'm working on a content analysis for a college class and i'm collecting quotes from 4chan. your comments will be anonymously (obviously) included in my study.

these quotes can be anything, from philosophers to posts on here, etc. anything that you remember and refer to on occasion.

please can you guys be serious lol. like im genuinely curious about what resonates with you all. i've been posting on this board since 2018 so im not some randomfag trying to make a spectacle out of you guys

in full transparency my goal is like 50 quotes. if you guys could help me out i would really appreciate it
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just bumping again.
"title. i'm working on a content analysis for a college class and i'm collecting quotes from 4chan. your comments will be anonymously (obviously) included in my study.

these quotes can be anything, from philosophers to posts on here, etc. anything that you remember and refer to on occasion.

please can you guys be serious lol. like im genuinely curious about what resonates with you all. i've been posting on this board since 2018 so im not some randomfag trying to make a spectacle out of you guys

in full transparency my goal is like 50 quotes. if you guys could help me out i would really appreciate it"
"What do you use internet explorer for on Windows? To download Firefox."
-Terry Davis
"I turned a little boy's ass into a japanese flag"
-Lil Weenie
"Don't try" - Bukowski

As I interpret this quote it means that you wouldn't have to try if whatever you are trying to do was for you. You have to love the struggle, the grind, all the process, not just the ending goal, if you don't, if you feel like you have to force yourself, then you're on a path that's not for you and you are doomed to fail.
"Oh, dark silence... you are the only one for me." - Art Fine
"The only things I perceive in this world are all the ways it perceives me." - Aiste
"I wasn't meant for reality, but life came and found me." - Fernando Pessoa
"People label themselves with all sorts of adjectives. I can only pronounce myself as 'nauseatingly miserable beyond repair'."
Franz Kafka

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I'd like to try an experiment, and I'm most interested in how well it'd work on /r9k/

How long can we keep a thread up? Every time you post, the thread goes from whatever rank it's on to #1, so the best time to bump it would be as low in the catalog as possible. One person alone could do that, but it's lame, so I won't reply to this after the OP post.

Feel free to post whatever garbage you have, just don't reply when it's high and reply when it's low
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I'm making coffee
Bump bump bump bump nigger
I wish to breed the precious maiden knows as Misaki Nakahara
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i'm range banned from creating new threads. it's so over, misaki bros.. U_U

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I feel lonely, really lonely, and I'm sure a lot of you can relate. I just want someone who can be a friend to me, I'm sure a lot of you can relate to that, too. I hope you all know that your life is worth something. Even if you're struggling right now. I don't know any of you, not at all, but what you're giving right now is enough. No matter how little you think you're doing, no matter how insignificant your impact, you're enough. You're doing just fine, and you're enough for this world. You don't need to make a world changing impact to be worth something in this world. What you're doing is enough justification for you to be here. This world can be so intimidating. I hope you all have something that makes you feel good and grounded, like a hobby, a pet, or anything else that has value to you. Things can be really hard, but you're here. You're breathing and existing. You're you, and that's something truly beautiful.
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i would never be within 10m near you
You could walk by me on the street and you wouldn't even know. You could have been within 10m near me just within the past month. You're with me on this Earth whether you like it or not, Anon. Forever and ever!
i live in hell so that's unlikely
Hell is everywhere if you look hard enough UN2XK8
Why did I type the captcha thing in my reply dear god that's embarrassing as fuck

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Why not just find a mommy gf
There is no way kek
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IDK I live in a methy town
i'm not joking this is literally my aunt.
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I actually do like some grannies https://tubesafari.com/video?id=xv53302567

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My best friend developed "Schizophrenia" after being hospitalized and drugged and now literally thinks he's Ginji Amano from Get Backers Anime. He also literally believes he can turn electrical devices on and off with his mind and use telepathy and dyed his hair blonde.

Is there any coming back from this for him? This started like 2 years ago and has only gotten progressively worse. He's pushing 30 now too. Keep in mind, he was pretty much normal before his hospitalization. What the fuck do they do to people in these psych wards? Would him stopping his meds bring him back to normal? The meds he's on is called Haloperidol, and is known to cause permanent brain changes. How long can you be on this stuff before the damage is irreversible?
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Nice trips but my uncle was perfectly fine with just a Kuato sized mole on his throat until he went to the hospital. Absolutely no problem Then bing bang two weeks later, hamburger time.
Is it wrong of me to want to visit the psych ward to meet potential peers? Only thing holding me back is not wanting them to chemically castrate me mentally. Seems like a dope place to journal, do some arts and crafts, and socialize with fellow crazies.
That's so deep, just make it madness now it has power.
dont go expecting that, some places will be nice like that. when i went it was kinda fun like adult daycare but only because there was people to talk to and qts there with me.

the other time was terrible and very boring because the people there were more severely mentally ill and they were hard to talk to.

if you need it, sure, but its not a vacation
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When I needed it, I didn't want it. Now that I don't need it I want it. That's life I guess.

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>one shot at life
>have premature ejaculation
>one chance
It's over
Looks like you'll just have to shoot early then. Aim well anon.

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>girl I used to know in college
>Was basically her emotional tampon
>Would always complain about how her bf is in ass etc etc

>One time she breaks up with her bf and invites me over
>She cancelled last minute saying she's on her period
>Later find out it's cus she linked back up with her bf
>Was pissed at the time
>At college casually mention how my legs and ass was sore (just stared going gym)
>"My ass is sore too lol"
>"Cause I got fucked in it last night haha"
>I flip my shit and man the fuck up
>Turn to her say "Don't ever FUCKING talk to me, EVER AGAIN!"

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when measuring your height, do you include shoes?
>when you're measuring your cock, do you include an inch or two of thin air just for fun?
aren't you wearing shoes when you're measured in any official capacity such as hospitals & jail?
no, are you stupid?
hey, there's no reason to have an autistic meltdown over this; I'm asking a question
so they make you take off your shoes when they photograph you for a mugshot?
They usually tell you to take your shoes off and have only your socks on

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Theres a drug that makes people easily controlled in essence a mind control drug anons

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This seems like it would be easy enough to set up a scientific experiment. I guess maybe there's ethical concerns, or the drug is otherwise harmful?
I was thinking of the refining chemical and selling it on dark market as love pill maybe even have extended release at last im not smart enough
something like that, dragon's breath. It's more of a myth than anything because you have to get enough of it in the air up their nose.
Well they're wrong, sure you can rob someone if you dose them with a sufficient dose of scopolamine but it's an awful choice of intoxicant if that's your goal; you'll be dealing with an unpredictable loon in most cases.
hypothetically, in a vacuum, what would happen if a guy made me take that drug and told me to suck him off

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The black man's seed is more virile than the white man. Coupled with the larger penis of the black man, this lets the black man shoot sperm right into the womb of the white woman, which immediately impregnates her.
That doesn't make sense since dark skin is inherently feminine
White boy copium ahahaha lmao
shoot yourself in the head you annoying stupid fucking faggot
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It's more about degeneracy. The ugly bastard makes himself dark skinned just to show how much more disgusting he is.
It's kind of reverse bestiality.

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I possibly lost my best friend over petty bullshit because we are both autistic bpd bitches
I would simply not have been an autistic bpd bitch
also your friend is probably hotter than you
then apologize and make up.
I did too but am male. We're both male and autistic.
Also that pic made me lol
just lick each other's pussies and everything will be ok again

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5 percent of men are having more sx then bottom 50% of men

How are men okay with this
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you source of the spicy pic?
Because men are weaker and getting weaker. They like this reality, or they would have done something to prevent. Yes, I am victim blaming, I do it to women too. Fuck you.
that 5% can beat the shit out of the bottom 50%
Realistically what can I do about it?
Imagine you're living in an apartment and some fatty like this femanon falls through the ceiling and crushes you to death with her beta loser mounted on top of this ham planet.

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