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I'm a man who has been learning massages and want to delve in to sexual messages. How can I possibly get a woman who would allow me to do such massage to her? Not only is this very intimate, but getting naked at once would require so much trust. Paying them?
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>>84301066
Don't be rude now
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>>84301050
>How can I possibly get a woman who would allow me to do such massage to her?
Unironically, ask your mom.
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>>84301050
get a job, nigger
preferably an original one with massage work
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>>84301050
>massages
I doubt you have strong masculine hands require to adequately satisfy a client during massages.
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>>84301961
In other words show me your hands

>19 yo guy had sex with a girl younger than him by 4 yrs and gets thrown on offender list
>9 years later psycho Timmy murders you brutally after finding you on offender list while larping as Dexter
>Retarded normies praise your murderer online as your death goes viral and assume you are some sort of sick rapist fuck who deserved it and say your killer should be freed.
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>>84301705
False rape accusers should be tortured to death for weeks in public.
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>>84301798
Living in America now feels like living in Brazil. Crazy people everywhere. You have to live paranoid that someone is going to do something bad to you so you have to arm yourself with a knife or a gun and be ready to stab or shot anyone it at any moment
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>>84301539
nah he's just a narcissistic psychopath. he wants to kill people and get praise for it, and the moral outrage over sex offenders gives him a way to do it
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>>84302114
He wanted to be a serial killer but instead of prostitutes he choose men in sex register.
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>>84301756
Think of le children

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>men invent a bunch of appliances that cut down housework by 90%
>seethe when foids want to get education, jobs, etc
I dont get it, what were women supposed to do? Just vegetate all day? Once your small kids are not so small anymore there's nothing to fucking do.
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>Society invents wonderful machines and technology causing efficiency to skyrocket
>Society still wageslaving
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>>84301606
people want ever more baubles. so all the effiency went into that rather than giving people more time
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>>84301505
Women get stressed having to do any actual work and spend the rest of their day complaining about their job. So we say quit your job and find a hobby.
Men are problem solvers and women live to find problems. This is just how it is.

Been with my wife 12 years with no arguments. I feel like my understanding of this is good.
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>>84301505
Women should get educated and work but also accept equality in romance rather than still just wanting trad chads. Women want the benefits of modernity for themselves while also pushing men to give women the benefits of tradition too. Women want to have it both ways and it's not fair.
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>>84301606
Still gotta pay our jewish landlords anon

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What do you do if you wake up like this with an unquenchable thirst for human flesh and extreme sadism. You have superhuman strength like you can easily lift a car but it's likely people will get freaked out by you and possibly the government could try to abduct you for public safety or experimentation.
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>>84301652
I guess I will eat human flesh and make more of me
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>>84301652
I would immediately end my life as my existence has become an affront to the Emperor's Light.
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>>84301850
i still look disgusting id rather die
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>>84301867
You would embrace the grandfathers gifts because the alternative is not death but excruciating, unending pain.
Its kind of like tranq the painkiller that makes your flesh rot off its a brootal feedback loop you take it to escape the pain but the side effect causes more pain which papa nurgle negates for you
>>84301858
>worshipping a corpse
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>>84301858
Your corpse god can't hear you down here

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>18 yo Muslim bengali UK girl on disc I've known for a few months asked me if I'd meet up with her
>ask her if I can take her virginity
>shes like no but I can touch her
>Make out and handjob
>rub dick and pussy together with clothes on

I'm pretty sure she's just being a 'good girl' when she's saying this shit, she wants me to fuck her and will probably let me when it comes down to it, right?
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You NEED to kill yourself. Stat and ASAP.
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if shes serious about her virginity probably not but apparently muslim girls let you fuck them in the ass if they really like you
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>>84301176
i would be scared of her family in this situation
don't get acid thrown on you anon
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Wallahi she's a fake Muslim. If you got that far she'd probably let you hit.
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>>84301176
vile
leave the zoo animals alone

It's pretty fun. It feels like there's never enough time to do everything. I have about 5 hours played so far.
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>>84297372
I think its endearing when girls are into games like this.
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>>84297372
Get the findom mod. It's called "Goddess Haley". She has you fetching things for her and if you fail, she deletes your save file.
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>>84297372
Stardew is one of those games you play for a month every three years, but you play 10 hours each day during that month
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>>84300130
>harvest moon or rune factory
Do you think they're better?
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To me it's Bimbo Valley mod. I hope the mod author fleshes out the mod enough so that even male characters would be turned into bimbos.

i'm tired of it. every memory, every key date. every lived experience, every core moment. alone. i'm tired. i'm tired of the darkness and the silence. i don't know how anyone is meant to be strong and stable like this.
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>>84301250
A man of reason. The one to solve problems instead of causing them.
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>>84301457
No just a shit narc
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>>84300796
cute post and cute gif
cute anon
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>>84301257
that's the spirit anon

bottoms up pup
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>>84300768
The darkness you feel isn't an absolute truth. It can change. Even though your natural desire for loneliness certainly doesn't help. You need to win against the weight of the pain. At least some of it.

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How's it going busty femanons? You doing alright?
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theres no femanons on this site except trannies and reddit larpers with onlyfans pages you fucking tripfag jewish shill
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im eating at subway right now

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I don't wanna give up on grils, but it does seem like nowadays you need to impress her, her friends, and her followers to even get a chance, eh?
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>>84301963
yes things are moving in that direction. girls are now upping the ante, not only do they need to approve of you but so do their friends. they are fucking niggers of the highest echelon
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>>84301963
her friends aren't your problem
if she likes you then she'll tell her friends about how much she likes you
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>>84302044
multi line posting self admitted incel with ed, please do not provide your input in these types of threads. girls listen to what their influential friends tell them and if they have to pick between you or their friends they are going to pick their friends. now get off my website now
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>>84302044
>if she likes you she'll shill you to her friends
>>84302102
>lolno she won't
Who do I believe?
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>>84301963
funny thing is, the less you give a fuck about them, the more they're into you

whiskey will never leave me nor forsake me
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>>84302010
>sample_
Please don't save or post the sample image.
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>>84302066
shut up autist retard, if you know how to use boorus then you can easily get the full image anyway
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What whiskey OP, I downed a whole bottle of Honey Jim Beam between yesterday and today.
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>>84302086
>shut up autist retard
Why do you need to be so rude to him?

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Would you date someone who had a very promiscuous past?
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>>84297385
Dogs are more worthy of respect and humanity than most men these desu
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>>84296299
she committed suicide. she was an extremely good dom in fart porn scenes
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>>84297598
>And then within a month, the sex goes down to two or three times a month
I swear its like a thing with NPD women.
They want tons of sex but as soon as you make it a real relationship and fall in love they get drier than the sahara.

They only want constant sex with a mysterious stranger, with a man who loves them they feel repulsed
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>>84296299
Yes but only if she kept being very slutty and sexual. If instead she wanted to do the whole "born again virgin" thing and wouldn't put out or be sexual, then I'm not into that crap
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>>84296299
probably wouldn't date and definitely not marry.

i feel like the more sex a man has the better and the less sex a woman has the better

also holy fucking captcha this shit is retarded

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how to get a gf as a 5'8 56 kg indian male?
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>>84302105
>56 kg
become a femboy and maybe a bisexual art hoe will top you. otherwise live a good life and maybe vishnu will reincarnate you as a chad or something
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Go to India. Simple as. With your savings from working in Canada you should be able to get a decent wife and wedding

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Is there a cure for melancholy?
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>>84302060
Damn
There has to be an easier way
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>>84302062
I wonder if people in the past got depressed in the same way as us. I bet it was harder to feel sad when you were working in the fields 24/7.
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>>84302063
nah, you'll unironically be melancholic, bored and lonely for a lifetime.
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>>84302072
Of course they did. It's part of the human condition. Life is suffering that's the way it is and will be for a long time. Even if we achieve utopia I still don't think we'll get rid of suffering since boredom is also a form of suffering. But it's true when you're working and focusing on work almost 24/7 you don't really have time or focus to be depressed. It's not really a solution since you're just distracting yourself. And then you end up having a kid or two and passing the hell that is existence onto them. Yay life.
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>Is there a cure for melancholy?
Getting regular willing pussy, I would assume.
Naturally, I have never had this myself. As a result, the misery continues unabated.

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Anyone else ever notice that women respect their own men the least and are willing to make the least compromises for them?
I am White and with Asian or brown women my options are that of a rockstar but with White women I am absolutely nobody to them. With migrant women even huge age gaps are not an issue, they dont even register while White women appear to literally be counting days. If it is one from a far-removed culture of Whites like say a Russian she is more tolerant again too.

Do women really just disrespect what they are accustomed to by default?

I am currently trying to pursue a woman from a Muslim country btw
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women want novelty not what they already know
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>>84302082
I am mainly interested in younger women and I noticed that if they see you as foreign and the least bit attractive they dont even register age. It is absolutely brutal. Meanwhile the same woman will refuse another man of her ethnic group for being "too old". It is unbelievable
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>>84302068
This is not universal. White men are objectively more attractive than any other race and this is why ethnic women love you. As for Russian women, they're poor and have lower expectations. That's it.
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>>84302098
idk a lot of Turkish guys mog too but I feel like this is still the best option treatment I am getting here

This really shows to me women are cattle
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>>84302107
>This really shows to me women are cattle
Why? Because they want better genes and in the current hoeflation they can snatch a lonely middling white boy at a discount? You go gurrl

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The same happened to me. My horniness is satiated with hentai. It is so much more superior than regular live-action porn even better than JAV.

Do you also think it's better?
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Yeah I did that. Eventually you'll wake up one day and realise how touchstarved you are.
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>>84301952
Yeah, although I still occasionally watch 3dpd because otherwise my imagination is lacking in the details, due to zero experience. I also prefer hentai manga because I need the narrative to get off. Hentai anime is so often such low quality plus the bad audio that I can't use it unless it the story or fetishes match mine.
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>>84301987
It doesn't matter for many of us turbovirgins what human good we lack since we are never going to have obtain it, not even with money, so we must merely adapt to the emptiness.
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>>84301952
>porn
>hentai
Let me know when you graduate to smut.
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>>84302003
That may be so but I still want to say it. I feel the need to try and push younger men away from my path.


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