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>At the beach
>These men keep laughing at you and calling you a fag
What do you do?
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those kind of dudes usually just keep to themselves lol unless its women then they might drug your drink with a little qb sneak
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>>83558674
well they just did. what now?

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Why are Slavic men so much less desirable than Western and Southern European men especially considering that Slavic women are generally considered very desirable?

You often see girls into Western or Southern Euro men but very rarely do you see girls into Slavic men.
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>>83558400
this, get your hair long and see how it goes. maybe you will look like a cute twink CS player like
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>>83558459
totally would
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>>83558442
>Because women don't want to live in Slavic countries
Slavs born in Western countries don't have it any easier
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>>83558192
I like Slavic men. But I am a Slav myself so
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>>83558192
cuz they are all the same, scared of social pressure, they become aggressive alcoholics or doomers, narrow mindedness doesn't attract

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What are your weirdest traits?
>Be guy from an Arabic family in Canada with weirdo old religious parents
>Always had a libertarian outlook and values
>6'3 and handsome but autistic and really shy
>Have equinophobia and clowns piss me off
>Always hated bodyhair and beards so I obsessively shave
>Obsessed with conan the barbarian and city builder games
>As a kid I won medals for table tennis and almost won a place in a go kart champsionship
>But in the qualifier race a guy crashed into me and my kart flipped so hard that I broke my arm and was covered in fuel
>I still have nightmares about it to this day
>I have a 7.5 inch boner but I often fap hard to sph stuff and want to be pegged/sissified by a pale white woman
>I have a really sexy Iraqi aunt who looks like Miss Lexa (I wish I could fuck her)
>I want an Arabic wife who is willingly to sleep with my German best friend (I'm a tiny bit bi)
>I would also love if she was knotpilled and would get knotted by a huge red rocket
Unfortunately I doubt I could get an Arabic wife who would be willing to share the love with my irl friends. It would be even harder to get a knotpilled Arab lady. Am I the weirdest r9k guy?

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You WILL do historically accurate roleplays with your cute autistic history buff gf, anon.
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>>83557989
>midterm election year
>[glowbait intensifies]
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>>83558447
>so weird they dont allow photos
Proably because it is operated by the local militia there.
>Sorry anon.
It is okay not your fault but everytime I meet a girl I like she lives so far away.
>Germany has such interesting history though
I know one of the reasons I even started liking history in the first place, we have so many castles you can visit but I don't have a gf to take with me to one.
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>>83558055
Woah there, you messed up friendo! Thinking history is a linear process is actually GOOD and PROGRESSIVE, history only moves FORWARDS towards the END OF HISTORY and UTOPIA. Chuds think history is cyclical (and they're wrong, y'all)
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>>83558055
I actually bothered to take enough actual history classes in college to get a minor. I saw the chudjak types flunk out left and right. That said, I wouldn't admit to holding the degree or interest in polite company since the historical field in general is so associated with them at this point that everyone else would just lump you in with them.
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>>83558113
im here. just promise our wedding will look like this, nonnie.

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> moids complain about hypergamy
> moids only posting threads of stacys or women with insane body halo
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>>83558620
none of them can provide an answer . proves the subhuman iq of men.
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>>83558635
just stop replying too. it makes them big mad
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>>83558460
Men are hilarious hypocrites.
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Okay and women are fat and tarded, would rather be a hypocrite. Thanks for playing, now go kill yourself.
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It has to be a man baiting I refuse to believe any woman is on this dogshit board

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sniff sniff i-is that a BOY I smell? sniff sniff mmm yes i smell it! BOYSMELL!!! I smell a boy! W-what is a BOY doing here?!?! ohmygosh what am i gonna do?!??! THER"S A BOY HERE!!! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe.. sniff sniff It smells so godo! I love bowsmell so much!!! it makes me feel so amazing. Im getting tingles all over from the delicious boyscent!! Its driving me boyCRAZY!!!! if u are a boy and u are reading this, i just wanted to say hiii cute boy!!! i love you!

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Uh oh, it looks like the manlets have finally learned
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thats kinda cute if thats a real woman
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>>83558640
I wouldn't mind having a small boyfriend if he was this much cute

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bottom of picrel is how I feel as a T-let

I can do whatever the fuck I want - eat ginger, eat garlic, work out, fast ... whatever
it's all pointless and will do little (if anything at all) because being close to obesity until age 17 fucked up my body and hormones for good
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My grandfather took finasteride I think it was for something related to his cancer not hair and he had a full head of hair when he died. He would get a haircut every 2 weeks lol
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>>83558554
Imagine having such a strong feeling about some hair or some medicine when neither way you had teen love or even a gf right now
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>>83558573
>>83558631
didn't read ops post award
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>>83558638
No I read it I just didn't respond to it because it's...eh?
The image is more interesting. But what I said applies still. I don't care about your body dismorphia. What does exercise, common cooking vegetables, not eating, etc have to do with anything

holidays continued edition!
>>83504863
just a few days left in this year


threadly question: what do you think will be the most memorable thing about this holiday season?
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I uploaded some important documents for a job and I had nudes at the bottom of the screen on the thing where you pick the files to upload and now I'm freaking out that I might have accidentally uploaded one of them even though I'm almost certain I didn't and uploaded the right ones because I checked they all said "2026" at the start of the file name (taken today) but the inch of doubt is making me have a panic attack
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>>83558437
a good lesson to keep work (and taxes) in a separate folder
>the inch of doubt is making me have a panic attack
it's not that small, right?
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>>83558514
They were butt pics, I'm legit freaking out about this
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My reassuring logic is that of all the years I've uploaded image files on 4chan I've never uploaded the wrong image so I have 100% success rate of uploading the right file so it's extremely unlikely that I would upload the wrong one now
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>>83558543
why don't you drink a mug of warm milk and take some deep breaths, there's no way it went out if you checked the file names
>inch of doubt
I was aiming for a dick joke there
>>83558628
thoughbiet I've unintentionally attached unrelated pics many times after drafting and deleting a reply to something else

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He rapes me, he rapes me not.

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this video literally destroyed me when i saw it

i am never talking to a girl ever again

and i say this as someone who's had 3 gfs

never more
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>>83557675
Why did she do it bros? I just wanted someone new to joke and shitpost with. Was I really that uninteresting? Why not just delete me? I DON'T GET IT!!!!
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>>83557675
i want my 16 seconds back, op is turbo faggot
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>>83557675
>this video literally destroyed me when i saw i
i am never talking to a girl ever again

Damn yall are sensitive
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>>83557960
because we've been lied to about women

recognizing it is the first step towards liberation
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>>83557675
this is literally happening to everyone tho, ive been ghosted by countless guys too and yeah it sucks but its life

girl can look at penis. this is confirmed by god, law.

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Women of r9k, who is your favorite waifu and/or husbando?

Yoko is probably top tier for me, shame everyone she kisses dies :(

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why do her lips look like that im scared
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>>83558490
Looking at women online can't be good for you.
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>>83558579

Thats why i look at naked women only. It's a shame theres no 200 pound pot belly milfs on chaturbate.

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In 2026 you will get a girlfriend that looks like this
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>>83558225
>Pedoposter
Are you sure he is one? The girl he posted looks like she is about to hit the wall in a year or two
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This will be your girlfriend in 2026 inshalla
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>>83558056
why do so many egirls do porn nowadays shits crazy
>>83558174
cute but don't think me and a commie would get along
>>83558105
so... who is she?
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>>83558288
That's Sonya. She was the queen of /b/, once upon a time
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>>83558519
why's that? can't be good if it was on /b/


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