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>your daughter, pic related, becomes chubby after high school
>says she doesn't want to bother losing weight and will just call herself a BBW
How do you respond?

Men are against antidepressants because they cannot even comprehend how intense and debilitating emotions feel when you are a woman. Being a zombie is honestly preferable. If you cannot comprehend how so, then your life is on easymode btw
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>>82539561
i was never against antidepressant, but i've given in recently and started taking latuda again for good. i heavily relate to "Being a zombie is honestly preferable"
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i am a sensitive man and I agree, the world has way too much negative stimuli
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I take 10mg Lexapro every day and I don't even know wtf it is supposed to be doing. I don't feel any different after over half a year.
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>>82539561
can you post a graphic picture of your perky or sopping emotions????
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>>82539561
i love ssris but they're not strong enough. only thing that's ever worked for me was seroquel.

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The worst realization in life is that you MUST find a wife to fulfill you
And she MUST be the right one, people marry the wrong person and thats where shit goes wrong

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What's your emotional state right now?
How are you feeling?
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>>82539585
im depressed and have been considering suicide again
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My mood vacillates from amusement to apathy, then to existential dread and back again, sometimes within the same minute. I am never happy or sad.
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I'm depressed and worried because of money, i'm also horny, opening this board and seeing ass pics on the first thread triggers it for me, I miss the girls who would send me pics of themselves cutting. I feel guilty about that.

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Can mcdonalds in the USA bring this item back? Holy shit. It should be a permanent item.
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>>82537909
I remember this one new guy accidentally brought out a box of the spicy nuggets instead of the regular nuggets, so we just had a batch that we had to waste since we couldn't sell them. You could probably pay a guy to make a "mistake" like that, but for him to bring you a 20 piece out of his own wallet too? It'll cost you a pretty penny from the risks alone, let alone the price you have to reimburse him.
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>>82537871
Those were fucking horrible. Regular nuggets are a million times better.
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>>82537871
I hate McDonalds type chicken nuggets, it just tastes like shit, do they put Vegeta in it or something cause it tastes like that.
They should bring the McRib back, that one was awesome.
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>>82537871
i got my wish, snack wraps are back. i just wish they'd lay off the sauce a bit, fuck man. if i get them again i'm asking for no sauce at all. i don't want my shit drowned in ranch, i'm not a 450lb walmart american who has more ranch than blood in their system.
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>>82538091
I love them. It's a unique taste that no other restaurant provides. Even better without sauce. Use use a proper amount of salt

youre taking too long

come bounce
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>>82537980
Realistically, what would have been the best non-retarded response to this? "Y-you too!", or "NO WAY, FAG!" is all I can come up with.
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>>82537887
I'm guessing not single
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>>82537887
>YOUR TAKING TOO LONG
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>>82537887
Is she really fucking tall or is it just the angle?
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>>82538028
thats me and you, frankie

i know you want me

come to cali

need you so bad

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Morals are for the weak. Only people with no morals at all are the cool guys. You got any moral even a single moral then you is endangered, you is assailable to me and all the cool guys
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>>82537462
>Morals are for the weak.
All high and mighty sounding but still using the standard conventions of proper type...
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>>82538891
Standard is christcucks anon, not op
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Okay just stay the fuck away from me cool guy, I dont want a bat in the head
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>>82539091
moving over to new thread get in here
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I like morals because they imply the highest difficulty. Order of difficulty:
1. Immoral Retard 2. Moral retard 3. Immoral Powerful Person 4. Moral Powerful Person

4 Is way harder than 3, to the point where 4 could be even be said to not exist. Imagine having the burden of power and exerting it with principles and disinterest. It's the hardest possible way of life with the most burden.

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I really want a wife. I want to be a wonderful husband. I want a sweet woman to be mine forever and dump all of this love and care I've stored up into her. Why can't I have this?
It's truly a shame that women aren't real.
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>>82536301
download grinder to your phone. Get yourself a tranny. Then you can marry her. It is simple
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>>82539329
Trans women make the best girlfriends. Just do basic gentlemen stuff like opening doors or pulling out chairs for them to sit and acknowledge them as women and they will fall deeply in love with you. I learned to cook proper food with fancy sauces for my man and suck his dick shamelessly. We laugh and make out and play games together. I would actually die for him. I even watch him play hearts of iron and listen to him rant about history. No cis girl would do that. We are superior because we dont take our men for granted and are genuinely grateful.
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>>82539421
what a romantic story. If I weren't a lazy piece of shit, I'd have written an entire romantic novel about you two. It would probably end up as a bestseller, and eventually become a classic. A hundred yers from now, high school students would be forced to write essays about your story as homework
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>>82539329
>>82539421
>>82539557
I like real women, please fuck off
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>>82539557
We are all allowed to share our shitty stories here. Do you have a girlfriend that will read 900 page books about molecular gastronomy and listen to you talk about your hearts of iron mod? Do you guys cuddle up and play steam deck together? If not maybe you need a trans girlfriend. Im just making my point that as far as genuine love we are superior.

>>82539566
Trans women are real women silly.

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since physical attraction is real. If ugly men are so upset they should get genioplasty/ hair implants/nose job/lose weight
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>>82539038
I am correct ugly moid
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>>82539042
>Moid
Guess again
>Pick me
No
I just want a non bait filled r9k thank you
If you want to talk politics you go to /pol
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biology is evil
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>>82539051
Bruh they spam the opposite all the time
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>>82539011
why would you feel bad for it? do moids apologize for wanting flawless 10/10 supermodels and pornstars? why should we be gaslit into feeling guilty about wanting men we are attracted to exactly? i hope everyone who even suggests i should endure a relationship where i will be miserable burns in hell. these are the same people who will blame women for not putting out btw. they don't know anything. they are retarded. who cares what they think? never let them shame you for having completely normal preferences as a straight woman like wanting a man who is taller, fit and handsome. you just know the same moid will argue his attraction is biological but ours is bad because it makes him feel bad. like just kys.

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The reason why chads treat women like disposable fleshlights is the same reason why chuds hate women.
Once you know women too well it's impossible to respect them.
Only difference being that chads knowledge came through real life experiences while chuds knowledge is purely theoretical.
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>>82539612
Cum receptable
- Sheldon Cooper

>desperate for friendship and connection
>dm 3 people from a discord i'm in
>told one guy i like him and wanted to talk to him - no answer despite replying to my initial greeting, this was the person i thought would be most likely to be open to me
>woman seems to be shooting me down, probably thinks i'm hitting on her
>third guy, actually old friend, didn't seem interested
it's so over lol, now i can't even partake in the activity the discord is about without it being awkward or reminding me of this shit
>just talk to people bro
ahahahahah
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>>82539201
Anon, haven't you heard? People past 18 shouldn't be making friends...
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>>82539175

You are so fucking stupid.

It's not hard to explain it in plain words, you are just an idiot. And the idea you were trying to put into words is stupid anyway.

It keeps baffling me how simple normie minds are. You seriously just can't grasp things. You see someone talk about trying to make friends and being ignored, and since that's something teens talk about, your reaction is "oh, that's something teens say! that means it's childish! bro you shouldn't bother with that!", can't you see the underlying idea, you dense piece of shit? can't you see that he is trying to connect with people and feels like an outcast?
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>>82539419
Are you his mom or something? I didn't say he is an outcast or something. More likely very autistic.
If you haven't figured out how to find friends by the time you're in your 30s, then it's pretty much over. You shouldn't bother with such topics. Just move on
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>>82539473
No, I just relate to him and understand him.

You are still saying things that reveal a very simple mind. You probably can't do better.

Making friends is not like tying a knot or fixing an engine, the other person has free will and has to want to be your friend, there's therefore no way to reliably "figure out how to make friends".

You should bother with such topics because connecting with other people is important at any age.

You don't know the simplest things and keep acting like he is the stupid one kek.
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>>82539481
op here, thank you
it's just so fucked, had my hopes up, thought that overcoming the barrier of messaging someone was the challenge and everything would get better after - it just got worse

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Are their schizophrenics who have ended up taming their mental illness into a super power? You can essentially create a whole new world from having a fake gf, making yourself attractive or what ever you want.
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>>82538532
Schizophrenics believe they are being targeted by the government
https://youtu.be/oB38DgR0-0Q?
They call themselves TIs targeted individuals. It's an unfalsifiable pattern of belief caused by their physical pain and condition
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>>82538532
No it just makes me believe that people know my thoughts before I even thought about it
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>>82539069
What do you do if someone has a delusion you cant fit into a box, and they actually think for themselves? Just guesswork?

like if instead of trying to attribute their experiences to an already outlined conspiracy they make their own?
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>>82538532
Youre inbred not mentally ill
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>>82538532
I'm going to let you in on elite villainous ball knowledge. It is incredibly easy to gather henchmen on reddit and get them to do anything you need IRL. You basically just go on schizophrenia subreddits like ones about gangstalking, conspiracies, religion, and demons. You DM them, RP with them, build up some grand mythos, and make them think they've been chosen for some great task. Start off by giving them small tasks like taking pictures of the license plates of red cars in their local Walmart's parking lot. Once they get used to doing missions, you can tell them to do whatever the fuck you want. Within two weeks, I could have a sleeper agent anywhere in the world waiting to do my bidding. When I say they will do anything I mean ANYTHING.

>God will never leave me nor forsake me
And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters;
https://youtu.be/SApM-HaFo60?si=MrpgwAinlseltylC
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>Thread verse continued:
And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter.
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Now the word "Chernobyl", of that famous nuclear meltdown site means "Wormwood" in Ukranian.
As this sculpture in the OP image dedicated to the site references with the passage in revelation.
According to the bible, many natural disasters (asteroids hitting the earth, extreme earthquakes, wildfires that cover a third of the earth's trees.) will occur in the end times, which will most likely set off any and all nuclear power facilities on the planet, most likely the cause of a third of the earth's drinking water becoming polluted to a fatal degree.
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>>82539580
To be clear I don't think Chernobyl was a biblical fulfillment of end times prophecy, just that it's beneficial to understanding how such a foretold event could come to pass.

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Let me explain to it you, which I don't actually want to do right now as I have shit to do, as a lot of you don't seem to understand. Whether you don't understand because you're neurodivergent or for some other reason (possibly you have never pondered it?), I don't know, as anyone could be reading this, all of you with various issues.

It all starts in childhood, giving modernity, school. In this case possibly nursery (kindergarten to Americans) or primary school.

You enter a room. Another young child is alone. You greet each other kindly, politely, you share an authentic moment. The beginning to a connection/relationship.

Now a bigger group enters. The bigger group has standing with one another, they have matured together and even some sort or internal tradition has formed.

They want to see if you two will fit in. They start throwing rocks at cars, insulting people arbitrarily, whatever it may be (I don't fucking know, it's been a long time since I was a child).

You feel a sense of moral disgust, your conscious tell you it's wrong. Maybe you resist the urge to conform completely but go ahead somewhat to survive the situation.

The other child you met earlier seem to have no such problems. He goes ahead and is rewarded thus for the conformity.

This happens time and time ago throughout childhood, into adulthood. Until... Until the person you were able to meet on equal grounds is no loner associable to you. Whether this all be through nature, or nurture... I don't believe it entirely matters. Yes the other boys mother may have taught them differently on how to associate before he ever went to school. Or maybe he just has naturally different inclinations?

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>My point being through reinforcements one has moulded themselves so capably of fitting in whereas the other is unable to to.
>They fit in, you do not. The reasons to them are superfluous. You had your chance, time and time again, and you blew it. It's too late now.
>Go ahead, blame anyone but yourself. Reject your responsibility. You have done it non-stop up till now. Why stop? Surely it makes you happy
I think grandma's basically saying you are an high IQ retard that thinks she's always in the right and will never change which sounds about right. I like the part where she says you had your chances and blew them over and over.
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>>82538951
I think you misunderstand, but i don't really care enough to say why.
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Okay I think I finally got what is the meaning of this faggots word salad
>le individuality bad
>yuo must conform
>NO BEING ANY KIND OF MORAL IS BAD ACTUALLY!!!! DO NOT CONFORM TO IT!!!!!!
>wait no now youre an adult now you have
>what do you mean you were conforming to greater susciety and not our little group of gay faggots? Haha youre so retarded every wrong that happened to you is your fault
>everything wrong in your life is all because of you and I in my might old faggots wisdom will not explain mysefl because to me everyone is the same inside (stupid retard faggot) and everyone different is wrong because noone can't be smart - I never was so noone will be
Did I do good job mr. Old Retard?
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>>82538924
yea, it's a painful lesson. taking responsibility for your actions. morphing into a person who can change himself and his environment. it takes consistent action and it's hard. but in the end, it's worth it.
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>>82539528
My brother. Lobotomies were performed in France till the 1980s. In Japan children received them.

Th creator received a Nobel prize. He would have widely be considered an intellectual (a very deep, rational and logical thinker). Academia would have supported him thoroughly with countless studies. People made money off of this.

Many of these people would have denounced Nazism. They would vehemently opposed the Nazi ideology. They would have been able to give multiple justifications as to why Nazism is wrong and probably why they themselves would never be involved in such an evil ideology.

And yet... they performed what is essentially a torturous medical procedure that causes a debilitating disability, all under the guise of the greater good.

Do you think these people just disappeared? No my brother. They are all around us, in positions of power. The boomer grandparents who taught your parents, your teachers.

Even in 200 years these people will still exist, for it is human nature.

Yet we have the 17 year old autist, absolutely ready to jump off a 12 story building because he doesn't fit in...


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Why are gamers so hateful?
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>>82539541
BF1 > BF4 faggot


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