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i love women so much its unreal
they make life worth living
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babs is the cutest
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i dont believe you desu
i think you're lying
Women are unfortunately a luxury I can't afford because I am ugly and retarded, but I did make a girl laugh out loud with her head back once while I held her, I still think about how good it felt, chad feels like that 24/7 for the rest of his life LMAO
You don't love women you love makeup. Go shove a crayon up your arse if you are that desperate
yo, what's her name. I swear I've seen her somewhere before?

My 14 yr old brother who just started highschool has already gotten a girlfriend and is bringing her over on Friday . Afterwards hell be spending homecoming night with her . He also mentioned he got invited to some upper class men parties and to not tell mom. I on other hand just started college and am having a mental breakdown . Ive never been invited to a party, asked out or go to any social events . I just have this urge to snitch on him and ruin his Friday homecoming night so I can feel better about my loser life
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Don't snitch man, that's fucked up.
Sex outside of marriage is a sin that leads to eternity in hellfire. Fornicators will not inherit the kingdom of God.

Your parents will have to give an account on judgement day for letting your brother have sex outside of marriage. There is no boyfriend and girlfriend in the bible. Either you are a married, or you don't have sex.

Ground yourself in the word of God and you will start to see how everyone is living incorrect, and you will begin to understand why 99% of mankind will burn in hell forever.

Revelation 21:8
New International Version

>8 But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars-they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death."
Don't do this you could either be known as
>The cool bro that has a kind heart, keeps his word but has a bit of trouble with women
>The fucking loser retard snitch that's a virgin faggot
God is dead lol lmao
Anon, I have a little brother and I love him to death. You know you don't want to hurt him, you're just so angry and upset that he got to live the life you wanted, and it wasn't through your own fault or his fault you missed out on that. Your parents raised you entirely differently, you should be thinking about how your mom beat you and never laid a finger on him. Why aren't you angry with your mother? Let him enjoy life so he doesn't end up where you are now.

I wish for an ever more friendly world for all.

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I can never get good sleep. What do I do god please
figure out the underlying cause and fix it doofus

Trazadone works well for me. It's prescription though. Have you ever tried taking benadryl? It's taken off label as a sleep aid in the same dosage.

Trazadone, Benadryl or Seroquel (low dose) all work.

Are (You) a girl's type?
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Go get you inmunosupresants big bro, dont go cyberpsychotic.
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>I'm short, broad-shouldered, and bearded
Hey sexy.
no, the only "type" women have is the generic cookie-cutter chad, and i am not chad
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I get hit on regularly. So, yes, I guess...

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Any of you niggas learning new skills? Learning to code, to draw, to play music, to speak a new language? Anything at all?
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Yeah. I started learning html yesterday. Once I finish that I'll learn CSS and then some languages like JS or Python, maybe C after that or C++. I don't know where I'll go with all of this though. Maybe just start off doing web development and work my way up I guess. The hardest part is motivating myself and not getting sidetracked. Been thinking about trying to learn how to catfish well so I could pull off scams too or whatever, but I don't know how I'd feel about it morally in the end. There's a lot more skills or other things I want to try but I feel like I have too many ideas and I have to try and narrow it all down.
I'm learning web dev. I want to make a video hosting website.
what don't the existing solutions do right
I haven't thought too deeply about it. I guess I should think about the features I want before I start, because then it won't have any focus or goal. To be honest, I just think it would be fun to build a community on the internet.
>play music
Yes. Sitting at my drum kit right now

I play guitar and bass too

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Anyone else dropped out of College and chose to be homeless to avoid the shame you'd get from family? I've been homeless for a month with a ton of missed calls and unanswered texts.
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yeah i bought my house with coding money but i'm not coding anymore, i'm paying my bills with normal wagie work. I kinda realized that what I was coding is not good for people and society, and that most consumer facing computer applications are a waste of time or downright predatory, and I think that people spending less of their lives on their computers is a good thing.
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You won't hear it from most people but for me you are incredibly based. The shame of being a literal loser and disappointment is so huge that the second I ended HS I left home without telling anyone and went on the streets.

I'm still practically homeless since I sleep in the camera room in a store I work in.
I spilled the beans, it was nerve-racking but they accepted me. Wish I wasn't completely crushed emotionally and still wanted to make something of myself though
I don't get how a lot of these NEETs just shamelessly live with their parents still while contributing nothing. I may be a college dropout but I'm not a fucking leech.
>went to college
>has shame
You're a better man than I am anon.

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Hey guys it's Dead. Hope yalls having a good one. What's everyone doing, got any plans for today?
Asian nigga no longer suicidal when i gave him his 200 dollars back
Native nigga could fuck your dumbass up
you look happy, you get sum good pussy or something? Keep the smile, you look better with it:).

When leaders do this, it's on some "I dare one of you niggas to touch me" type shit.
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>Africa is 20% (too poor to buy western media)
This is so insanely untrue lol Africans consume a shit ton of western and Asian media. Korean dramas and anime are immensely popular in Africa and every person there under the age of 40 imitates black American or Caribbean culture in some way, especially places that have a strong cultural connection to the Americas like South Africa and Nigeria's connection to Black America and Angola's connection to Brazil.
Not too sure about Xi and Kim and their interests, I'd say it's the indoctrination but the rest of what you said is true.
>he doesn't think Africans had kingdoms
Why do you guys like to pretend that civilizations didn't exist there? Like yeah I get it, you're racist. But when you have a densely populated region, these populations start to organize themselves and work together. Eventually a civilization is formed. It's not the hardest thing to do. The only people who weren't able to develop advanced societies were people from sparsely populated regions.

Admitting that sub Saharan, non Muslim Africans had kingdoms doesn't take anything away from Europe's achievements.
Xi and Kim are objectively better leaders than the ones we have in the western world. Sure there's indoctrination going on but all governments indoctrinate the people to some extent. The only difference is that China and NK can back their indoctrination up with results. Xi can go around telling people that they can't sail the seas without the helmsman, and he can point to the rapidly declining poverty rate in the country to show that he's the helmsman.
>Xi and Kim are objectively better leaders than the ones we have in the western world
Not that hard to achieve.
>Sure there's indoctrination going on but all governments indoctrinate the people to some extent.
>Sure there's indoctrination going on but all governments indoctrinate the people to some extent.
While also oppressing his people. No respect for leaders who treat their people like shit.

Cosmetic surgery can be free via the slightest reduction in military spending.
Genetic modification can make everyone immortal in THIS lifetime instead of all wealth being burned.

Do all in the spirit of love, growth, progress, idealism, true utopia, immortality, goodness, and true heaven for all. . .

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Boy, if you know how really cute the sea is...

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What the fuck is wrong with you people? All of you need therapy
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Does absolutely nothing. I've tried it. What I need is a genuine human connection
yikes! it sounds like you are the one that could benefit from this therapy, fren. you need to calm down.
>society is broken! there's nothing good about it!
also everyone:
>you don't fit in with society, you should go to therapy so you conform to society!

anyone who says "you need to go to therapy" is like a drowning person telling you should come join them for a swim.
>Therapy is a meme. Therapists are only helpful for narcissistic white women who need someone to bitch to
honestly man, i really wish i could just hold your hand and say "THANK YOU". honestly. its always such a pleasure to listen to someone genuinely talk shit and expose therapists. its like getting your back cracked. this is how i feel when i see ppl shit on therapists

> If someone who has an actual problem comes in, their solution is to drug their brain into a pulp and if that doesn't passify them, lock them away from society forever
actually, its even worse. therapists IMMEDIATELY all the police or get your right to consent revoked if you say anything that they arbitrarily feel is dangerous. if you say "i sometimes feel suicidal", therapists have the legal right to put you into a mental hospital that you cant leave otherwise you will be jailed

you cant trust them with anything. if you tell you've done ANYTHING illegal, therapist can and almost always do call the police, especially if you're male. if you tell them you're a deviant of ANY sort, expect dealing with police. its not uncommon for men to be put on the criminal sex list despite not having been convicted of any crime, because they told on themselves to therapists. thats how dangerous they are

>Therapists are systemic control against people who think differently
yes, and normie retards will gaslight you into thinking you should go to one the second you have a problem. its actually unreal

i consider psychologists and therapists to be the same thing
I'm having a bout of meth psychosis. It's not so bad but I do seem to be taking things a bit too seriously. Including your post ironic cookie cutter redditnigger shitpost.

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Fembots that look like this (skinnier is fine too) how does one go about dating you?
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Well, if we dont have kids she will stay chubby beautiful, i can deal with that.
For real, you are kind of female me. I have this sociopathic/narcisitic worldview of Getou: i hate the monkeys yet i want to save them in way, and living in the shit country i live i know firsthand how monstrous can monkeys get when engaged in pack mentality. Well, i just to say i like your chubby physique, your vegetal motives and your misanthropy. You sound really hot and i hope you get what you need and what you want.
>You sound really hot

Careful, she's going to tell you you don't know what she looks like as if 90% of attractiveness isn't related to mental archetypes and we haven't been trained by society to seek the loner misanthrope artist chick.
>how does one go about dating you?
You don't. Like, you specifically
Well, at least deep down she gets the compliment.

Fembot, do you ever dream about being a dumb slut maid?

Femanons, why don't you just work out to get a hot body? It's THAT easy to be more attractive!
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>Are you kidding? Or are you new here? Do you know how many people on here claim they have IQs higher than Feynman? Or that they earn six figure salaries? Or that they did anything at all after
Those aren't for dating though, are they? I don't mean you don't meet them irl though.
>I dont get how preferring to meet and date people in real life is a catch
Cuz it's hard to find people who are compatible irl.
Working out wont make my tits more perky or symmetrical though and im already pretty ugly facially. Clothes I am a normal weight big titty hourglass so I do not think working out will be of much benefit to me. Though I would like to be fit
>Working out wont make my tits more perky or symmetrical though
Who really cares about that? Not even people on r9k.
>Clothes I am a normal weight big titty hourglass so I do not think working out will be of much benefit to me.
You can be a fit, big titty, hourglass woman instead. Also you get to be fit! Even you want to be fit yourself.
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Hmmm no I don't think I will. Too lazy and I dislike being sweaty

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