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Spill the beans, robots. Also /hustle/ thread
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>>49400186
Bar superviser
8 pound/hr
I hate it and I want to quit, so I can focus on my degree. But I need the money to live in the city I do my degree, but I have no spare time AAAA
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Work in retail
1k a month
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>>49400186
I'm a CAD monkey, and I currently make no money because I am unemployed. Gonna start looking for another job over the holidays.
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Bus Driver making 13.22/hr part-time. Gonna interview to be a trainer next week and make 15.11/hr part-time.
I like working for this transit company, just wish I could go fulltime since they'll cover benefits 100% since technically government agency.
I guess we'll see. Still got a couple years left on my parents insurance unless orange man fucks up the healthcare system even further.
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Work in a car parts factory . Basically I work a couple of machines that test for leaks in fuel pumps. Pic related.8 hours /day of standing up. 460$ /month fml.

Age, Sex, current situation, and plan to get out of current situation. Go.
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>24 years old
>male
>born in shitty small town
>try to leave for years
>finally get money to leave
>I fuck up and get arrested
>because I live in ny I automatically get hit the worst punishments in the world
>get put on probation like 5x longer than the rest of the world does
>stuck here for years and cant do anything fun literally or even live my hick town
>nothing around for miles
>literally nothing near me except other small towns that take all day to drive to
>cant even drive anymore
>nothing here at all
>no one outside nothing to do nothing to see
>no beaches amusement parks or fun

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>>49406935
>girls who say "faggot"
nauseating.

*BLAM*
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>>49407028
Sad note is, due to my mental illness I lost all of my connections and friendships. And no girl seems to want a fat guy. I have no plan to make friends again, but I hope it happens.
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>>49407032
Get mcwagie job and start an online retail business/learn to program. That's waht I did when I was on papers.
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>27 M
>53k/year do nothing gov job
>still live at home
>no gf
I hope moving out will improve my personal well being.

>tfw my asian gf used to make naruto amvs when she was a kid

What are some cute quirky things your asian gfs do?
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>>49406871
nice save
>>49406869
she's really cute and likes calling me mommy
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>>49405973
>Not exist
that's pretty quirky haha
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My asian boyfriend loves going camping!
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i wonder if my qt asian gf (male) knows how much i love her
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>>49407123
I love you so much baby :3

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What are your reasons for living? Do you have one?
I don't. I just keep going through day to day with no purpose or goal. I wonder how common this. I always feel empty.
I think it's more common than people let on.
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>>49405559
They do.
You make a small difference on a global scale, but on an individual base if you genuinely serve others you can help many people. Nothing that will change the world, but I can think of at least 4 people who made my life better by helping me.
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>>49406419
That isn't individual effort at all. One person can do nothing.
>>49406448
I've never had someone make a huge impact on my life. I don't think I know anyone that has had that experience. I suppose it is possible
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>>49405254
This
I don't even need sleeping pills these days. Wake up at 5 pm and shitpost till 4 am.
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>>49406908
L-livin the dream haha I really want things go stop.
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>>49404901
My brother is the most important things in my life. I wouldn't want to ruin him.
I also still have my curiosity too. So when I find some random video game with a lot of exploring in it, or a random compsci problem, I at least have something to keep me interested.
If I ever burn out (which happens), I just sleep/masturbate for 2 days and I'm good to go back to class again.

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What's the most number of times you've jerked off in one day?
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>>49406911
probably 10 i think
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7. The first nut is usually pretty unsatisfying and lacking in volume. The second one obviously takes longer, but has a much bigger emission. The ones after that are mere dribbles that are painful to milk out: however, the soreness and chafing add to the experience, like a hot spice to a meal, and are no less pleasurable.
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>>49406911
I don't count but 5-6?
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>>49406911
My high score is 9 times in 6 hours.

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Just how do you guys cope up with debilitating depression? Lost my job, my closest friends have turned on me, family is against me and I'm always feeling down whenever I'm alone or by myself. The only consolation in all of this is my girlfriend who has stuck with me through it all but it hurts to be like this when I haven't done anything wrong. I've been browsing /pol/ as a means of outlet but at the end of the day, you just reflect that you've wasted your time doing nothing. What do you guys do to battle such things as depression and degeneracy of the world at the same time? Feels hopeless.

>inb4 kill urself
>inb4 an hero

I'm not at that stage yet. I'm not taking meds because it doesn't solve the real issues plaguing me.
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>>49407018
Probably because I would spend so much time as a kid, just in the living room while Link stood in the Temple of Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlMWSAcQce4
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>>49407040
Crazy how such small things can have that impact

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTWGgXvJZl0
This is quite nice I think. Only reminded of it because Spotify recommended the artist after I played the Chaos Chaos song
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>>49406950

Nothing planned. Just another day of work, I work night shift though so that will be quite a ways away. Enjoy your drink and walk. I'll probably be asleep by the time you get back. Take care, have a good life.

>>49406950

Thanks for the recommends, first one definitely got me sleepy and feeling somber. Second one I'll listen to when I have more energy, seems a bit more upbeat but didn't listen to close to the lyrics before going back to the first. Definitely matching my state of mind right now and I feel the vibes.

>>49406959

I can relate to everything you said except the seeking validation. It's nice to feel acknowledged for doing well, but I don't feel the desire to go out and do things to impress others. Rather I like to do things to prove to myself I can do them, but I wallow in failure if I am not performing well compared to others so starting new things is often a private and slow process.

Sorry that your mom gave you that impression. My parents got divorced, and when I lived with either of them they would constantly compared the negative things I did to the other which gave me some negative associations to my own behavior and a desire to be different from them both. Can relate to how parental influence can lead you astray.

I am curious about the connection between your lonliness and validation seeking but I'm too tired to follow up so thanks for your responses and I hope things turn out better for you.

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>>49407103
Thanks for the chats man. Only half way through it but enjoying this song
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>>49407083
excellent recommendation anon
Thank you

>>49407103
It was good spending time with you Anon

Have a peaceful sleep

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Do you hate trannies or women more? If only one could exist, which would you choose?
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I would rather want a real woman. Not a guy playing dress up.
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>>49406704
Trannies are women, so I hate them both with an equal passion.
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Trannies are delusional and society is too lenient on their mental illnesses

Im scared to think whats gonna be accepted next.
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>>49406761
oh boi i laughed. death to jannies! death to trannies! shut up roasties or you get my *BLAMMIES*!
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>>49406704
I don't really hate either, but women annoy me and trannies make me uncomfortable.

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Letters.
With letters.
Maybe the letters even make words.
Sometimes the letters are the initials of that special someone.
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Goodnight!!!!! Enjoy waking up early.
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J&L

You are the best friends I could hope to have.
Just going to the mall with you guys for an hour and a bit after work yesterday made my day. You don't know this but it kept me from drinking myself to sleep again.

I am so glad I got you.

-L
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>>49405991
is this written for an a?
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J
I want you to hurt like you hurt me. I think about hexing you, but I probably won't.
Karma is real. You're an insecure Asian boy with a small dick and daddy issues who will never have anyone, that alone gives me peace.
p.s daddy should have hit harder
L
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>>49406300
Maybe...
originaaa

>be psychopathic roaste devoid of any emotions other than hedonistic impulsive urges to party, drink and fuck
>have daughter
>realize you don't want to be a mom anymore, and your kid is holding you back from doing whatever you want
>kill her
>dispose of body
>go out and party
>get indicted for murder after people begin asking questions
>jury feels sorry for you because you're a woman, and were "abused" when you were younger so you can't possibly be held accountable for your actions
>"Not Guilty"
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>>49405913
Implying she would let you, fucking permavirgin
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>>49405929
for me she would need to have a gigantic, HUMONGOUS pair of tits.

I am a simple man.
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>>49405687
How can the guy who married her not tell she's a psycho? I've looked at pictures of many killers male and some female and she has the classic psycho expression.
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>>49406039
during her police interrogation she didn't seem the least bit phased by anything they were telling her.
She was even laughing. Even a moron could tell she's a psycho without even marrying her.
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despise the roastie

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These threads are comfy and entertaining to watch

Here's something for the Polish Aliceganger, and a song to raise yer spirits in the morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvU2Vj100ko
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>>49404876
Goodmorning lads.

Since i fell asleep yesterday ill answer some questions from last thread

>how would your waifus parents react to you

Shyvanas parents are dead unfortunately and both were dragons so even if they werent dead i dont really know how communication would work.

>what kind of a parent would your waifu be?

Really protective and caring maybe a little strict.

>How would your waifu be seen by your family and friends?


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>>49405452
>that the last thread died. I thought I have bumped it.
faggot mods desu
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>>49406368
Why would the mods delete a thread that was about to die?
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>>49406818
because tehy make it so the thread is auto saged AKA cannot be bumpoede
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>>49406280
I know. I had the exact same feelings. I have completed her game months ago and I still think about her everyday. She is just so perfect. I wish she was real and I could protect her.

>>49406368
>>49406818
>>49406900
It could be due to me posting literally one second before it got archived.

>>49406102
>>49406368
Haven't seen you in a while in these threads Meguposter. They have been greatly improved and are very comfy.
Why aren't you posting in waifu threads lately? Are you still in love with your waifu?

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Statistically it's almost impossible that you haven't had at least one girl have feelings for you. So why aren't you with her now? Why did you ignore her advances or not make a move?
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depression, anxiety issues.

I few girls liked me in the past but whenever they got physically close my body would get very anxious and I often started shaking while making out.
emotionally I was scared they would leave me, ridicule me if they got to know me beter and in turn whenever someone got too close my anxiety would shut off any emotion I had towards them and distanced myself.
also I was often depressed and didnt think I deserved a relationship + didnt want them to suffer because of me.

my parents fucked up.
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Because I'm a mentally ill fucking mess that nobody should have to be subjected to a relationship with.
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>>49405375
She was a mental case, didn't want to deal with it as I wanted to pursue an army career
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>>49405375
When they don't come up and ask you out it's harder to tell I guess.
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Because it's usually people less attractive that have feelings for someone more attractive. Anons are fucking hypocritical, shallow pieces of shit that are convinced that girls are only capable of being attracted to a 10/10 chad.
As for me, I am a misanthrope and I have little to no empathy making it hard to connect to other people and actually love somebody, but there have been girls that fell in love with me.

Going to classes gives me homicidal urges because my teacher compels me to socialize with normans
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>>49406953
Then why are you worried about getting in a fight? It's not as if they can physically harm you in any meaningful way.
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>>49406961
Because it gets my goat all the fucking time how predictable normans are
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>>49406972
If they're so predictable, start calling their actions before they do it. Like I said in my first post, just fuck around with them and enjoy yourself.
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>>49406987
Eh I'd rather save all that breath for more pressing matters, plus if i fuck up without catching their eyes i can always dismiss it since i never knew them in the first place
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Fucking normie I get homocidal urges over Thomas the tank engine

apparently my life is easy mode because im a woman.
Well, did you know that:
>91% of victims of rape and sexual assault are female, while only 9% are male
>88% of women in the US is not eligible for paid maternity leave
>Women above 65 are more likely to live in poverty than men
>Women are more likely than men to experience physical and mental health problems in addition to depression
>70% of antidepressant prescriptions are given to women in the US.
>Women are actually more likely to try to kill themselves, three to four times more likely.
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>>49406193
Imagine all that stuff
Now imagine having it worse than that by a huge margin
That's the life of a man
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>>49406193
Jesus this self absorbed retard has to be joking.
>Did you know wahmen lives actually hard??
>Because muh vagina.
>Vagina vagina vagina
You misrible cunts are so dense and unselfaware, that's the real reason I always lead you on and use you for sex only to break your heart when it find better girls to fuck.
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>>49406193
>91% of victims of rape and sexual assault are female, while only 9% are male
That's because you're not counting the amount of men raped in prison. If you did, men would be more.
>88% of women in the US is not eligible for paid maternity leave
Imagine being such a fucking woman that you think you're entitled to join a company, LEAVE AND NOT DO ANYTHING WORK RELATED, and still expect to be paid.
>Women above 65 are more likely to live in poverty than men
Who gives a fuck
>Women are more likely than men to experience physical and mental health problems in addition to depression
>physical problems.
Wrong. Men experience FAR MORE work related accidents than women.
>mental problems
It's almost as if that since the beginning of civil rights movement, rampant promiscuity has rendered women less fucking happy. Nothing that's out of their control.
>70% of antidepressant prescriptions are given to women in the US.
That's because men don't want anti depressants.
>Women are actually more likely to try to kill themselves, three to four times more likely.

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Yel, thats why our goal as men is to pay the bills and keep our wives safe at home. Why would women want to go through both girl problems and guy problems?
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>>49406193
I wish I was raped by a qt. I would pretend to struggle but be happy internally

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What do I tell my mom when she asks how I'm doing?

I like a guy with an edgy sense of humor




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