It's hard being on most websites when you aren't a leftist or a fascist. I'm digitally homeless
>>79519055Same. 4chan is the only place I go to.
>>79519055I don't have any political ideology I just like saying the n word on /pol and /b (you get banned for it here)
I wanted to post something last thread but it died too fast edition
we just two lion pizza chicken fine shyts swimming in a toilet bowl!!!
inside me is a 12 year old boy(not literally)
ambassingwhich one u going withreese's cup reese's cup
damn the blacktaill's a chick gun, should've laser sighted the sg-09
>>79515211wow, this thread has almost no posts...i could write out something that would be so long that it would make everything so intense and gut-wrenchingbecause that's how i feelbut i guess, idk if that's for the best even
Fembots are all short, flat and infertile. Sucks that no titcows browse this board like in the old days.
>>79513240is that why you see them hate big boobs with unrelenting hatred?
>>79517834Yes. Most fembots are either trannies or chestlets so titcows make them seethe
>>79513449Modern women are all about chopping their breasts off these days
>>79513240>Fembots are all short, flatdear god that sounds wonderfulI want to carry my woman around and be able to move her however and do whatever I want to her and princess carry her around the house or give her piggyback rides when she's tired and other cute things
i wish you lived by your words and ignored flatties so they're all left for me~but lets be honest this is just envious bullying because you know you will settle for any girl that squints your waypersonally i love thin flat girls, be they tall or short, because they activate my "protect and care" instincts.
Leaf here, fuck canada post and their gay ass strike. GET BACK IN THE FUCKINJG CAGIE AND DELIVER MY PACKAGES. I'M WAITING.>DURRHRHRH BOOHOOOO WAAHHH LET'S KEK EVERYONE'S MAIL IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY AND FUCK SMALL BUSINESSES TOO BECAUSE WE DONT GET WHAT WE WANT WAAAAAAAHH WAH BOODEEHOOOO BLOOBLOOSo fuckin entitled, like just get another job instead of making it EVERYONE'S PROBLEM. THE NEET IS AWAITING HIS DELIVERY, WAGIE, ANY DAY NOW.
>>79518927do you know anyone around there?i've always thought banff sounded nice
>>79518985anywhere in alberta fucking sucksmatter of fact anywhere in canada fucking suckst. lives half an hour north of westlock
>>79518985no I dont know anyone actually living there because its expensive, but ive been there on family trips a dozen times
>>79518758lmao get fucked entitled faggot
>>79519000checking these based tripsoh okayis it a popular place for people to go then?but not too crowded hopefully?are you in alberta too?>>79518993canada's huge though, surely some parts are interesting
>your age>have you ever touched a girls boob>have you ever eaten pussy>have you ever had PIV sex
>>79517375>your age31, 32 tomorrow>have you ever touched a girls boobyes>have you ever eaten pussyyes>have you ever had PIV sexyesthe vast, vast majority of it paid for
>>7951737530YesNoYesI don't eat pussy on principle
>>79517375>24 >At 16 I sucked a girls boob, she was a classmate, it was awkward and dumb (yes) >Only a prostitute's (yes) >Only with a prostitute (affirmative)
>>79517375> I don't remember where I was on 9/11 but I was definitely alive.>Only by accident. Never naked.>No part of my tongue has ever touched a female atom.>Dick is the same as tongue in this respect.
>>79518546Happy birthday champ have a good one
I wish I had a bigger dick. My tiny 6 inch pecker couldnt even reach past those cheeks. Nobody told me that doggy is so hard when your dick is average.
>>79515397>>79515414>>79515417So fucking based. Wombs belong to black sperm.
>>79515354You have never had sex before. This is bait.
>>79515354just pull her ass apart with your hands
>>79515502>no tattoosso far so ok, for a 3dpigbut I need a full body inspection
>>79515763femcope about this is so hilarioustheir bodies dont meet perhaps 50% of requirements, they have so much more variation in sized and shapes99%+ of men are 5.5 inches, worldwide, even across racial linesyou know that fucks with the femgroid mind
I wish I was tall. At least 6'2".
>>79518717>the height thing is purely an american thingActually yes, but that's because in America it hasn't been acceptable for women to say they don't want to date brownlets, and so they just use height as a standin for dating white chads
>>79517850You piece of shit I was going to make a bait thread with that paper
>>79518969I'm the hater of bait. The bait hater if you will
I'm a 5'10 American and I've literally never felt like I was held back from anything because of my height. I really think 5'10 is the true cutoff for being tall "enough". I feel like if I was even one inch shorter I would be massively insecure about it. Though, I may not care about my height because I know 100% in my personal case that I am a facecel/personalitycel and I also am not interested in overweight women, so I have a lot of other problems.
>>79518979I understand where you're coming from but there's nothing we can do to help them. But seeing their reaction when I talk about a date I went on or something is really funny.
Do you guys think there could ever be a woman who actually prefers a shy nerdy guy over Chad? Or is that just a silly childish fairy tale? Is it truly the case that even if I do get married, I will never be the one she wanted, just the one that stayed? If you're not Chad Thundercock, what is even the point? You can get any girl you want, the perfect girl for you... but you know she's still thinking of the Chad who got away... you're just the broke chore boy version that she had to settle for.Idk man. Hurts. HURTS!
have you ever tried being good at fortnite instead of being such a goober?
>>79517231I could as long as he shared similar interests with me. Or at least a couple similar
>>79517231They exist, but they're extremely rare. Also you have to be really damn good looking (chad-lite) to have a chance with them
>>79517341>you may not think so but the most successful people in life actually have put a lot of work into their appearancYou cannot be this retarded my dear anon. There is no amount of work that will make you look like Henry Cavill if you don't have his genetics.
>>79517231these girls are out there for sure>>79517479well yeah, naturallybut the problem is... if you actually hit it off so well with him... *too* well... and then you end up just totally devastating him by avoiding him and vanishing from his life...
Bad Boys II
>bigger cock than 99% of men>always masturbate with both hands>hurts gf but she also loves it>get mogged constantly on 4chanwhy are there so many ultrahung guys here? you're all making me suicidal
Can I suck it op?
>>79519026lmao why do u care bitch nigga
>>79519026autism correlates with giant dick
>>79519026dont worry anon i have a 3.5 incher with like a girth of like 3 inches
>>79519026H-how big is it?8, 9 10 inches?
Where do you guys get your hoodiesI'm looking for some good hoodies for this winter
>>79519010Cheap hoodies that look neat?Redbubble.Expensive hoodies that actually keep you warm?Just get a windbreaker or two
Can you swallow your pride and admit you need a woman in your life? A man going his own way is a man going nowhere.
>>79516267if I literally say thisand then I orient my entire life around said womanand then she... right at the vital momentpulls the rug out from under mein a matter of just a few minutes, just sending a couple messages, without any closure whatsoever, just basically 'have a nice life, it's for the best'...what does that mean? what am i even supposed to do?
>>79518912You only get women if you don't desire them I'm afraid.
>>79516267Women are just going to slow me down mang
>>79518919this doesn't make sense either because for many periods in my life i was aloof and totally uncaring
>>79516267things are fine until i start randomly stressing out and yearning for one. but those episodes usually only last like 20 minutes before i am reminded of the futility of it all.
Dad, what's a femcel?
>>79518626that's a fine lady like your mum
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>>79518626This meme stinks
>serve fried chicken, waffles, collard green during February>school gets in trouble >serve dim sum, fortune cookies, fried rice during February>no one complains
I don't know what the implications are for either of these scenarios
>>79518972All this food is delicious
How old are you, anon? How big is the time you wasted?Porn, anime, video games, conspiracy theories... The clock is ticking and you're ignoring it. You're wasting resources, swallow a fucking bullet.
>>79516583You're the idiot for thinking that'll do anything.>>79516624I'm getting it tomorrow. Looking forward to it>>79516647>insufferably awful moodHave a (pity) hug.>maybe come up with something newNo.
>>79515943Soon to be 19. I haven't accomplished anything. I don't even know what to do>>79515970Better to die young than old
>>79515943I'm 18, very soon to be 19. Not gonna try to make this a super entertaining science schizo post because I'm not smart, but let's even those numbers up. There are 166,440 hours in 19 years. I'd say at least 4,000 of those hours have been spent on gaming, ~2,000 hours on porn, maybe 10 hours on conspiracies. I'm one of those losers with a MyAnimeList account and have 153 anime there marked as completed. Even though that's not true, let's say every single one of them had 12 episodes meaning they each took a little under 5 hours to complete, so I have around 756 hours of anime viewing. That means I have successfully wasted 6766 hours of my life on media consumption. That's only 4%; for now.
>>7951594325I gave up on life years ago, I will continue to waste resources and be a leech on society
>>79516022I do, and you shouldn't
