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>A clumsy fairy NEET has decided to shack up on your couch
What do?
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>>84448720
So long as its an empty chip bag she can handle it, a sock or pair of underwear would be more difficult
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>>84447885
She is still visible, best you could do is hide her under your clothes
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>>84448124
And if she does not, anon?
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>>84446082
Pour hot water over her.
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>>84449256
Why anon? That is very mean

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Having a gf is just trading your issues for more crippling ones
Loneliness leads to suicidal urges, socialization leads to suicidal urges and deep hurt
The only thing that helps misanthropy is stimulants and the only thing that makes life worthwhile is alcohol
Bad and unlikeable people won't get better
Love is not a good thing
There's nothing

Did you know there's a Norse Myth where Loki had to subject himself to CBT in order to make an angry giantess smile?
I wrote a story inspired by it, about a super tall femcel discovering she's really into ballbusting. Would love to hear what anyone thinks.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/79637526/chapters/208967496
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>I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT! LITERALLY ANYTHING, JUST STOOOOOPPPP
im really interested in this being the specific thing that makes her climax and overlook you completely excluding any of the physical stimulation that could have been detailed by you here to make her do it (guess she can cum on command if you say those magic words) not a big fan of touching yourself, are you then? or is it just others who you want to touch?
but if its those words she wanted to hear then it wasn't really ever about his body anyway.
you want a man to beg to you?
when i was in jail my prison identification number that i wore on my wrist was: BEG9***
as if i had to beg that many times in order to be able to open my eyes and leave that place.
i guess i would like to hear some begging too.
whats your favorite?
begging for forgiveness?
did someone wrong you : (
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>>84448851
I'm confused, you want a more detailed summary?
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>>84446874
I think all cucks should be deported to third world countries. I don't want the population to accidentally fuck one of their cuck babies and dirty the gene pool.
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>>84449189
no i want YOUR summary. why did YOU make this?
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>>84446874
I think that mental illness is a much bigger problem than people make it out to be, and I am currently fighting the urge to puke. How am I supposed to tell you apart from a mentally well person?

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Do you like being called a good girl, or is it cringy? What are some other phrases you like?
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>>84449216
>chuds enter
>fun leaves
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>>84449187
I want to be your dog, bark bark!
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>>84449013
Silence, poseur. A General Secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea, Chairman of the Central Military Commission of the Workers' Party of Korea, President of the State Affairs of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, and Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is speaking.
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gay guy really likes future
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>>84449225
>>fun leaves
I'm having fun

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one of the things that tells me femcels aren't real is the fact that self proclaimed femcels are always teenagers. 90% of the time it's some 18-19 year old that claims she's femcel because she's still virgin. The oldest ones are 20. Meanwhile incels tend to be in their 20s and 30s. There are no femcels in their 20s and 30s
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I'm not picky. you can send the 19-20 year old sad female virgins my way
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>>84448940
Femcels aren't real because even the nerdy, shy, ugly ones have boyfriends.
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>>84448975
You can make a thread asking for them.
>>84448981
trvke
But you still have those claiming to be femcel for some reason

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>try to approach a group of single ladies on vacation
>ew you're literally 30 and still chasing girls gross
>try to approach a 30something woman at the bar
>my fiancee will beat the shit out of you if you try that again
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>>84448855
This. I was homeschooled and never met girls growing up so never built any confidence with them and then gotten thrown into a world people had been fucking and touching each other since they were 13.
People tell me women should be eager to talk to me(I'm tall, in good shape, and stable), but I'm a late adult virgin who has never once really gotten much interest from women no matter what I do.
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>America problems
Stop playing on that server, it's gotten horribly unbalanced since the Smartphone DLC released.

I am a 29-year-old white guy in Japan and I have a date with a 21-year-old Japanese girl on the 5th.
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>>84448917
what are your stats? I've always wondered about Japan, but I heard it's hard if you don't get girls at all in the US
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>>84448821
i had my first kiss at 12 and was approached by girls during my adolescent years. This left me with a sense of entitlement, zero game and fragile ego. I have no clue how to approach women without them already having a silly high school crush on me. And since Im outside the school system this is 100x harder
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>>84448714
simple answer:
1. lie about your age
2. be capable of beating the shit out of the opposition

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If everyone has a purpose in this world, what's the purpose of the aborted?
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>>84449223
free stem cells
not that an aborted fetus is a person
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>>84449230
Ok so now we're dealing with opaque definitions. Is personhood the same as the definition of human for you?

>can't even smoke my cigarettes because i have neighbours
>don't want to drive for 20 minutes to somewhere peaceful
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>>84449038
I can't smoke my cigs cuz my esophagus is probably inflamed. I hope I get better soon.
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what does your neighbors have to do with you not being able to smoke cigs?
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>>84449038
You want to put a shaft in your mouth and suck on it to make yourself feel good.


LOL
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>>84449237
act your height nigga

>giving me tons of attention
>isolating me by having issues with other people and justifying herself to me until i take her side and get away from those people
>understanding me
>opening more and more personal topics
>hinting at not being a good person
>testing what my boundaries are
yet i'm still here not the least bit worried. i'm sure it will stop being so benign in a short while, but i wonder if i feel comfortable because i am really not in danger of falling for it or because she's playing me that well.
what does she want? me to tell her she's an angel from the sky i imagine, once i've done that, it's over. she's only human though, she doesn't have superpowers of deceit-detection, what are some ways to have some fun with a woman who wants to be someone's muse?
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Man, she isnt the one. I know, I know, cheap thrills. Feelings. Do your thing king. I just want to put it out there for you that a kinder albeit autistic but not evil woman could provide that and more.
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nope not again. in fact never again. the most I'll put with is bipolar and even then she needs to be medicated or at least in therapy. no bpd, no npd, no poop fingernails disorder, nothing. fuck that shit. thats like jumping off a bridge for a second of an mdma high falling down before you dont die and just become paralyzed.
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>>84448553
>a kinder albeit autistic but not evil woman could provide that and more
yes, a perfect woman is perfect, the problem is finding one, and one who likes me
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>>84448466
Its supposed to be a lion and a lamb. WTF is this shit?
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>>84449148
you see many sheep in africa, tardbot?

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how did they even do this?
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>>84449123
>Don't try to understand women, women understand women and they hate each other.
~some guy
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pulled it out of their arse? who cares who the retard is lmao
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>>84449123
this was debunked IIRC, most of those were replies to "misogynistic" comments and so they included the original text which made it flawed data

Female in-group preference is so insane that they preferred the opinions of these people over their fathers.
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>>84449141
they are so ugly it's unbelievable

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Why is nobody actively preparing for the incoming economic depression? Everyone just seems to go on as if everything is fine and that shit won't get bad.
It's been obvious since 2020 that this was going to be happening.
Do they just not care? I'm just shocked that so many American adults seem to refuse to do anything to cushion their upcoming fall. They'll start screaming when you tell them about what's going to come.
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>>84448171
Isolationism and nationalism are also scams
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>>84448746
All that money and theyre not bulletproof, poison immune, or blast-resistant, though
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>>84448746
depends on what you mean by wealthy. the top 10% of people do like 99% of all the productive work that matters. the problem is that a lot of them don't have any connection to the local or even national community. wealthy families created and built new york with their wealth, these days they just move around
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Genuinely tell me what to do
I have nothing to save and too many important bills to cut
My job won't give me any form of insurance benefits or fulltime hours
I'm barely surviving while living in a DINC relationship
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>>84447104
>just start a revolution vro, simple as that vro
Where does spending 12 hours a day masturbating to a fat guy pretending to be an anime character factor into that, champ?

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Frustrated Edition

It's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other family you fancy. Whether it's your sister, brother, dad, aunt, cousin, etc go ahead and post about them. Discussion of the biology, poIitics, and psychology of consanguinamory (consensual incest relationships) is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, fetishspamming, simping, and schizophrenic spamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!

Previous: >>84391665
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84391665

Story Library (needs updated): https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub
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>>84445591
gaea?
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>>84447917
>>84448536
The consanguinamory types collect research and sometimes do surveys, but they're activists afraid of blog/site shutdown so they mostly promote 18+, highly romantic LTRs people can feel sympathetic to. The reality is closer to consensual positive relationships starting before 18, lasting for a few years, and remaining purely sexual. Rarely is there romance/overpowering love except for GSA cases (pic related). Best support for this are 3 lines of research I've found from the 70s/80s looking at incest from a neutral perspective. So far I've acquired papers from 2 of them.

You can't be realistic about incest with mainstream "consent begins at 18" type of thinking. So there's definitely value in someone else collecting docs. But is /mcg/ the best place for it? Some of the research might be even more blackpilling. Some might just prefer the LARPs posted here.
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>>84448807
/mcg/ is a brutal place, plenty of tortured souls and rejects.
Just don't sign it as mcg so people don't come snooping here.
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>>84443846
Sounds hot, any other identifiers so I can find the video?
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>>84448530
God FVARKING damn incienso por toda la parte, puta madre.

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One of the most depressing sights imaginable is two ugly people dating. It's so depressing. You just know they aren't really happy with each other.

Pic related is fucking terrifying to me. It looks exactly like my sister and her ex boyfriend.
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>>84448547
Bro... I mean, if that's what you like, all yours...
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>>84448549
well, i don't know what to tell you. You must be retarded if you think all chubby girls are obese
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>>84446866
>happiness is based on whether your partner looks as good as Elon Musk or Brad Pitt
nah, most people aren't superficial. your argument is the same as saying video gaymers and tranime watchers can't be happy because their life is not as cool as Call of Duty or Spongebob.

>>84448166
>Porn stars are notoriusly butterfaces
People watch porn because the women in porn are attractive and the producers make them look even better in porn than in real life. Porn brain has nothing to do with porn stars.
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>>84448568
>>Porn stars are notoriusly butterfaces
>People watch porn because the women in porn are attractive and the producers make them look even better in porn than in real life. Porn brain has nothing to do with porn stars.
And slathered in makeup. And have fake tits. The top porn stars might have nice bodies, but nothing special in terms of looks. It's so primal, it's oogabooha tier attraction. You porn addicts are so blind, I pity you. I'm not even being mean to them, just realistic. Your perception is warped by your "mood" and the conditioning your brain undergoes.
>qrd: real life average women have better looks than porn stars
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>>84446809
You sound very superficial lacking morals, inteligence and any kind of depth.

I prefer an ugly disabled Stephen Hawking than some low iq narcissist with zero redeeming qualities like you.

At least you will burn in hell for eternity so I can sleep happily.

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Is being lonely better than having a mid bitch?
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>>84446244
The Asians that Westerners get are always the ugly as fuck ones by Asian standards and unwanted by their fellow Asians. Whites just don't know it.
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>>84445514
the ugliest man at my local chinese restaurant has more feminine facial features than this woman. This guy looks like 7 different kinds of sex offenders though, so its a typical pairing.

I don't really get lonely and overall would prefer being in my own company 99% of the time, but being with a woman that isn't attractive enough for you to feel any hormonal sway or make you feel irrational, there's no point at all. A woman that doesn't trigger that part of you will only come off as a grating, perpetually unhappy child that can't communicate directly and expects you to read their mind. This is tolerable when you value them on a physiological level, but if its not there, you're wasting your time. Unless, of course, you're attractive enough or a good enough liar to trick stupid ugly women into paying your bills.
its not a glamorous life but i have enjoyed it more than having a job.

She asked me if I thought she was pretty the other day, and I told her that she had a good personality. She's wanted to have sex 3 times more than usual since then. Somethings wrong with women.
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>>84445514
That isn't mid that is below mid. Also not sure why I am surprised he has a wife since he has a successful youtube channel but somehow I am still surprised he has a wife.
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>>84445514
Yes, just for the sake of peace and saving money. The kids will be dysgenic anyway, assuming you will even haveany.
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>>84445523
>>84445514
He mogs her into oblivion, I see guys like this with normal looking white gfs on the street every day. She looks like a chinese boy with a combover

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If you don't know what this image mean, you're an alphagen/zoomiezoom tourist and should go back to tiktok immediately
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>>84447620
Can someone explain that desu d e u sou
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>>84448787
It means "some people wait in the o line, some people wait in the x line."
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>>84447620
Hugs and kisses, retard
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>>84447620
Is that related to trains? Desu
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what kind of esoteric bullshit is this
the japs have urinal rules for fucking standing in line


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