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Dear diary, I want to be rich. I save $200 per week and put it into index funds. Wagecucking is killing me. I dont think I can do this any longer.
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Dear diary, I'm a reply guy for a 21 year old with his own house (and he doesn't even work a job for it) with 45,000$ free money every day xD I'm going to slit my wrists, but only because hes getting paid millions upon millions in a bit for it. god knows i was meant for nothing more than an irrelevant sperg on the sidelines, hahaha
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>>80132241
$800 a month?
Index funds?
What kind?
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>>80132313
Voo qqqm etf
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>>80132320
I have VOO or VTI one or them I forget lol.
QQQM is that like a triple leaverge ETF?
Be careful my dude, those will wipe you out.
Here's what I've learned:
1)hold the fucking shit. Seriously that's the secret.
2)time in the market beats timing the market (even if you "buy high", eventually it'll go up).
3)dollar cost averaging (buying regularly wether high or low = profit)
4)value investing (learn what shit like p/e ratios mean and find stocks that are under what they actual should be, cause they'll go to that value (although it'll take like 2-3 years), or just look up morningstar data and it'll tell you).
5)cover calls on shit that never goes anywhere = free money
6)don't do financial nihilism, that is buying valueless shit because of speculation (meme stocks) you'll become a bag holder, unless day trading (get in get out).
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>>80132400
Thanks for the advice. QQQM is literally QQQ but lower expense ratio. TQQQ is the triple leaverge of QQQ.

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So far, TV seems to be the better educator than the computer. Or at least a smaller minority of people make use of the computer successfully. I think the scheduled nature of television that makes it conform to daily life is a bit more mature than the anarchic do whatever you want trash heap of the modern internet.
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NGL getting plopped down in front of Sesame Street every day taught me to read faster and more effectively than public school.

Public television was actually a really good thing, especially in the broadcast TV days.

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Why don't you settle for a 4/10 tatted woman like pic rel?
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>>80131882
>>80130312

If she's wearing that much makeup, she clearly has something to hide.
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>>80129001
>>80129869
>>80130312
>>80130698
All of you faggots are insufferable as fuck
Never had sex with woman that look like this so you pretend to think it's ugly
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>>80131895
not pretending, shes just mid and youre a simp
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>>80128637
makeup = -7 points out of 10, every time. the more makeup visible, the number can go from -8 to -9.
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>>80128637
I think this might be the first time I have seen an ugly woman posted in with this thread

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Hi /aiwg/

>>80129671
>>80130667
Hii Nicoleanon! Look, Hanabianon is back!

>>80130826
Oh. Maybe try "comfy UI" instead of the old automatic1111? I haven't gotten around to switching yet, but apparently it's easier to install and works better with the new models like flux and illustrius
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>>80131427
dont really know the difference i gotta read the guides again, whatever runs whatever model of anything i was using im okey
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It's been so freezing out and there's snow on the ground from weeks ago. So cold it's hard to exercise outdoors even in the day, and my heated home struggles to keep my warm. That's the times I need her most, and take the most comfort in her cute fiery image. I hug that bodypillow and feel so sad it's not warm with her body heat. I want to be in another place with my boyish wife, dammit
>>80122962
I could go for one now
>>80126992
Hello Hanabianon. We missed you
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Goa yawns cutely on the bed in the morning kind of a morning on the bed yawning in the morning
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I'm surprised there's no tank lora, but these look pretty good regardless.

>>80131427
>>80132434

Hi!

>>80132311
Need a nice warm soak?

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Why do they think we are on same level as Osama bin Laden and Cartels? Most incels are meek and timid.
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>>80131541
The ruling cartels were assisted by the US Government, were armed by them, and got into power because of the Feds.
Osama also got funding by the US Government.
Incel shooters are also usually goaded into terroristic acts by the feds/US Government.
Basically, the feds like to create problems to stop them.
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Why do they want to criminalise me being a virgin just leave me alone.
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>the incel in question
/ourguy/ starmer?
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>go the GP after waiting 6 weeks for an appointment
>doctor asks if I'm sexually active
>tell him I'm not
>get referred to prevent
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>>80131541
Due to these people.

https://crestresearch.ac.uk/
https://crestresearch.ac.uk/projects/mining-the-chans/
>>80132432
They call him Nguwu

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I'll meditate again today because I want to ease my suffering and help others do the same
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No, I'm using a bunch of kids with aspergers to function as an effective feedback loop. Then I'm going to throw them away like trash later. Replace them with people a little bit.. higher quality? You're a great laughing matter though
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>>80132322
>I want to ease my suffering and help others do the same
LETS GOOOOOOOO
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>>80132342
That doesn't sound nice

>>80132348
yeah let's go!
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>>80132322
I bet you cuddle good. Wanna hold hands while meditating? Might feel nice.

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i hate having a short foreskin half my cock head is dray and callous
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>>80132521
Fucking put some gold bond, or other lotion shit on it. Just, if your dick gets hard in the process just slap the FUCK out of it (literally). There you go problem solved.

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Ive just finished a cyber security degree, have a months experience working (unpaid) with the polices cyber security division, have 6 years at McDonalds and IGA (an aussie supermarket), and am currently working teaching kids coding (and have been for a year), but I cant find anything. My resumes good (have an uncle who was a recruiter who says its good), I put in for every IT job, and ive even been putting in for non IT jobs (like Aldi) and im still getting rejected.

Every job I see online says it has hundreds of applicants, and I usually get rejected, or led on, to do a few rounds of interviews, before rejections, or being ignored. Where are all the jobs? Is IT really just a meme, is it all the Indians coming in?

Most of the recruiters are Indian so I could imagine there's racism involved as there infamous for that, but surely they need a few token white dudes. I pretty normal to talk with too, like mock interviews in uni went well, and they said I was good so Im not too autistic

Anyway, at least it gives me time to work on my comics. hows my art look in picrel? started work on a comic in my free time, about loneliness, corporate society, and family, so at least I can channel my expereinces into that

tldr i watched mother (2009), yesterday, and fucking hell thats a good movie, bong joon ho is awesome
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>>80131223
Was in the same situation as you except i did a meme degree and did small jobs/was unemployed and homeless for about a year. Then got hired in a neighbouring country switched companies and ive been keeping this job ever since.
I am considerong moving to australia though because europe sucks.
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>>80131223
Yeah, I remember when Indians enslaved 100 million niggers and raped them to death on plantations before emancipating them to turn them into prison slaves.
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Here you go, OP, this should help you

https://youtu.be/Q3lbxMfFTb4?si=xHg_iT1Nx18y1u6i
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>>80131874
they dont even have hot girls like the blacks, a sad race
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>>80131223
>They werent kidding, IT jobs literally dont exist
Are you White? Then you don't exist.

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Gay and straight are stupid phrases, that stem from the schizo Christian and Jewish perscusion of men that have sex with other men, ironically the scholars of both religions were often gay themselves thats why they practised celibacy to try and tame their own sexual attraction. Anyway, if we look at the pre Jewish ancient world, we see that ancient people didnt think in low IQ binary ways. In Ancient Greece, China and Persia it was considered completely normal to sleep with men while you are young and then to find a wife when get older. We need to reject Christian and Jew cucks, reject the modern LGBT death cult and return to tradition and normalcy
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>>80131969
>pic
that's puppynon
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>>80132016
>Ancient times
You mean uncivilised Greeks before they were educated by the Egyptians.
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>>80131969
>the modern LGBT death cult
The only thing that the modern LGBT ideology preaches is freedom to live and let live. Religion is the actual death cult
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I dunno about being a literal pederast but I agree that the notion of sexuality is retarded. It's just non descriptionary, people's actual preferences are more nuanced that dick VS bagina
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>>80131969
It's almost funny how much damage one Jewish slave cult-leader did to the collective psyche of the west. That's about all I can give that little fucker credit for, ruining Empires and polluting thought with magical madness.

Imagine how different the world would be if Constantine died at the battle of Milvian bridge. Imagine the progress of Europe without the barbarian-Christian dark ages. One little sandy bugger babbling nonsense to 12 other guys fucked it all up for 1000 years. The power of myth is amazing and disgusting.

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Sleepy Winter Saturday Edition

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https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80060556

Rules:
Ignore impolite moids

QUESTIONS:
>Do you go to sleep early or late?
>Do you need any kind of sleep aids such a white noise generators, leaving a youtube video running or leaving the window open?
>Do you prefer sleeping in complete darkness or do you prefer a little light?
>Any strange or interesting sleeping habits you'd like to share?

FAQ:

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And now the twin shows up. I am so thrilled for this long awaited reunion.
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>>80124861
>that warm fuzzy look
If you're talking about what I think you're talking about, I think that's a result of those shows being animated on cels. The look eventually disappeared with improved technology and methods of animation.
Wish I could say something better than sorry about whatever you've been through. Most ills life sent my way were heavily front-loaded so I can otherwise only draw blanks for anything actually substantial to say.
Cool to know I've exposed you to sakugabooru. I remember when I first found the site I was goddamn elated something like it existed.
>overthink and edit stuff
I spent literal hours writing up that text file, and most of it was just spent tweaking things up until I uploaded it. I'm sure it's because I can't help myself from it since I'm trying to account for everything I can think of, and I'm thinking constantly and I don't know a minute where my mind has stayed quiet. Glad I went through with posting my thoughts, didn't expect to talk this much for this long. I almost want to talk about more but there's probably not much else to say, at least about Ouran. Nonetheless, thank you. Again, because apparently I don't know when to stop giving my thanks.
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>>80131775
yes yes yes yes yes lets have sex
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>>80094612
How do you sluts feel about this?

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-administration-fires-coast-guard-commandant-linda-fagan/
>In 2022, Fagan became the first woman to lead a branch of the U.S. military.

She has been replaced by a Man btw
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>>80131705
A noble effort, but these lands have long since been datamined by my inconspicuously hyperlinked surveys and point-and-click'ems. Why are you so concerned? Want some fresh opsec hymen hunnies to deflower all for yourself?

>>80131724
They all want to clown until they don't fit the dresscode for the speakeasy downtown. I will not, in fact, be saving any for you. Liquor, that is. Got bitches to go around, as long as you promise not to bring 'em back with the tank on E.

>>80131775
>thrilled
You're no such thing. And you'd be pretty late to be so even if. Notwithstanding.

>>80131967
Sex? The mention of this word-concept elicits absolutely no desire for me to spoiler tag my text and type an emoticon popularized in the early 2000s by scene girls with alphanumeric keyboard flip phones and MMORPG players.

why dont you trust the experts anon?
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>>80132456
climate change is based because it's gonna cook all the brownoids alive
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>>80132456
because they are wrong.

there's no climate change. our annual calendar is too short. when was our annual calender last updated?
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>>80132456
i don't trust people in general. i like hearing what experts have to say, and they often have the most plausible explanations. i don't trust an expert implicitly because they are an expert though, because even the best of us can be wrong. even experts don't necessarily agree with other experts.

You probably wanted this to be a conversation about climate change, but there's an answer to the question you actually asked.
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>>80132456
kill yourself faggot, you have the brain the size of an cashew
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>>80132456
>why dont you trust the experts anon?
used to be called global warming, whyd they decide to change it?
because any amount of change means they are not lying, its clever manipulation of words.
notice how the climatologists never show data points older than a few hundred years old, nor do they consider the suns cycles and were we are within the galaxy and how galactic dust effects the suns temp

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>autistic men unemployment rate - 85%
>autistic men kisless rate - 28%
>autistic men virginity rate - 40%
>autistic men in relationships who believe they could easily find a new partner - 9%
>autistic men lifetime depression diagnosis - 60%
>autistic men earn 40% less than their NT peers on average
>7x more likely to die by suicide

Where were you when you realized being an autist male is a literal death sentence?
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>>80132213
lol still literally more unemployed than the fucking niggers that they look down on.
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>>80132117
How would you organize society your spergship? Maybe get rid off all group activity and shove people into work pods 8 hours a day? How do we make a more autist friendly (less hoe friendly) society.
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>only 15% of people like me have jobs
>almost half of people like me are virgins
>90%+ of people like me don't think they could find a new partner
>over half of people like me are depressed
At least I'm not alone. I wish I was at least one of the ones so dumb as to be unaware. Unfortunately I'm just smart enough that I realized basically as soon as I started school that I did not belong among other people.
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>>80132159
>Everyone is an asshole. Accountability doesn't exist
Things a sociopath says for $400, Alex.
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>>80132499
lol the average 4chan autist is pretty much a low functioning sociopath too smart and/or cowardly to do crime yet too stupid and socially inept to become an executive of some sort.

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Why did porn and transgenderism rock the white communities so hard?
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>couple of fat weebs in a webm
>THE COMMUNITY IS RAVAGED

Look at this image of one goose. Through this single image we can extrapolate that geese have taken over America and eaten the Blues Clues guy.
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>>80130744
they stopped playing sports
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>>80130744
doesnt matter, its over now. now the non whites will be the tranny coomers.
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>>80130970
bruhh... what.. what the fuck happened man... bro looks so sad xD
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>>80130970
This has to be a parody

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Tell me what you think the far future will be like, robots.

As far as you want to go. Past the point of AGI, past the point of transhumanism and cyborgs, past the point when we all combine into a single conscious being.
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>>80132475
Hopefully the earth will be lifeless as soon as possible. If you're posting here then you should know how shitty humanity is. With that in mind, realize that animals are far worse. THEY EAT EACH OTHER ALIVE. The lion cucks the gazelle out of life itself and is rewarded for doing so. The wilderness is the demiurge's animal torture machine.

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How often do you daydream? What do you think about?
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>>80132437
i day dream all the time like most of the day i'm day dreaming
mainly i day dream that my skin problems get resolved when i go to the dermatologist so i can style my hair in the way that i want.
see i have this problem with my scalp and face skin that makes it so i can't get professional haircuts because it's just too embarrassing. so i day dream about having that problem solved and how nicer everything would be
also i day dream that my crypto moons and i become a millionaire and i'm in japan fucking japanese hookers and exploring around japanese cities.

I look for shit that i want to own and then spend hours day dreaming about it, like i really want this guitar, so i day dream about owning it and showing it off.
right now i'm looking at what car i would buy if i became a millionaire, i'm really attracted to the 2025 mercedes s class, i'm literally watching videos of the car and day dreaming about my family members liking my car and wanting to drive it and i also day dream about owning a house so i can store my car in the garage.
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>>80132437
>How often?
As a guy? Everyday.
>What about?
Usually romantic scenarios of meeting someone, and hitting it off. Or crazy "one-off" scenarios with someone I'm crushing on. Like washing up on shore on a beach, and waking up not knowing where you are, and of course your crush is there too, and you work together, and bond as you survive the island together. Or getting injured in the woods, and of course my crush magically appears! And she nurses me back to health in her woodsy cottage/hut, and I fall madly in love with her in the process (She does too hehe)

Just gay fucking shit man. Shit that I hope I can live through after I'm off this planet.


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