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Existence is a humiliation ritual
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This is a public shaming of me.
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>>80130875
Why the fuck is sheldon always spammed on r9k? It is only an r9k thing. Also, coitus
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Warriors, we must become, that we may trample the earth and make it for us.
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Yeah we have to succumb to the truth and it's not a liberating and beautiful thing more like a harsh and humiliating tribute.
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>>80130908
Bazinga coitus genitals

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>part-time job
>in uni
>no debt
>not balding
>in relationship
why do i still feel unhappy with my life? people always said that these sort of things would help enrich my life, but once i got these things life just feels mundane. is this the life normalfags are happy with?
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>>80130242
>no job
>failed uni multiple times
>debt to my overpriced car
>starting to bald
>no relationship ever
I'm 29
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>graduated college
>work full time
>have gf
>not balding
>no college debt
>only debt is new car (low monthly bc fat down payment)
still feel unfulfilled. I dont know why anon but i feel the same way. Ive been seriously considering volunteering at an elderly home or cleaning parks or some shit because there must be more to life

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how do i get someone to like me and care about me
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>>80130624
>you can just pretend i'm a girl ehehh~
>I don't post gay
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>>80130381
>You need to have something to offer.
It didn't used to be this way, boomers (30+) remember
You wouldn't go to these people's weddings or help them move, but they'd say "where's anon?" when you weren't online for a couple days
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>>80130369
i tried but you just talked about visiting the sonic headquarters or something
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>>80130919
sorry for being worthless and wasting your time
i'll kill myself soon
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>>80130966
i mean it just wasn't much to go off of
>i'll kill myself soon
hey i doubt it

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Have you considered a mina punjabi?
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>>80130416
built for taking in my semen
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I hate Muslims. Savage, evil religion.
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>>80130416
>eyeliner
>lipstick
That whore isn't Muslim.
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>>80130483
If you want her to stay loyal you need that Muslim exit clause to keep her there
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>>80130416
IVE COMSIDERED THEM ALL YOU MORONIC AREOGANT SPAMING SHIT STAIN, HAVE YOU CONSIDERED NON OF THEM HAVE CONSIDERED ME?
NO?????
BOY AM I FUCKING SUPPRISED

I made myself comfortable in being a "loser". I have given up and will be collecting NEETbux like the rest of the lostboys. I was uppercutted by all the demotivators and got knocked out of life. Happy NEETing.
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>>80130622
You sound like a schizo retard. They always think they're the king of the world, but it's all in their own heads. You can tell it by the way they talk and the slightly abnormal wording they use.

>>80130535
How'd you get the NEETbux, do you live in the USA?
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>>80130812
>How'd you get the NEETbux
OP siphons money off his senile grandparents
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>>80130812
>How'd you get the NEETbux, do you live in the USA?
Disabilities from a couple of psychotic episodes, and no.
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>>80130812
>You sound like a schizo retard.
because he is, filter "reply guy" because he always says that
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>>80130893
>>desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/r9k.desu.meta/text/%22reply%20guy%22/
Damn dude you're right

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i got involuntarily committed and they gave me a BAL test, is this normal?
i was like awake, i don't have any lung conditions. standard procedure?
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its always the lain posters
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They let you use your phone?

Lover, if you haven't condemned me for my loss of virginity, how could I for your porn. We know we can lift one another and two threads make a cord. And every year we thought was wasted, every night we cried alone; all will be a passing moment in our Saviour's victory song.
How could I do anything but follow your lead and seek to give you comfort. Who knows the depth of a man's lust? Who can search out the depth and breadth and height of another? Or who can judge another man's servant. Notwithstanding I am yours and you are mine. Your end I share. I have arrayed myself as one of the foolish women. You have despised my whole sex. Why worry that I should ever leave off? When I have placed my trust and my life in your hands? The lines have fallen pleasantly. But to those who fly to other kinds of women, all their sorrows multiple. Let us make it to that end together, whatever the cost may be, money is nothing, worldly pleasures are vain. Only, take me and use me. Have mercy on me, I give you my mercy: I am no better. A plundered woman is all that is given to you.
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And the silence hurts more. I just wish it'd work... That's all it has to do. Fuck my life
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>>80130756
then why did you reply to me you fool
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>>80130889
>fool
Hope?
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>>80130171
Fuck off slag, go rot in your STDs
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>>80130897
:D there's you your hope buddy, rubbed into the dirt like the worthless shit it is. Congrats on being stupid enough to think that your heart is even capable of being accepted. You will fall. Just as the rest. Dead. Correctly.

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Why do women take pride in being unpleasant?
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>>80128025
Chad does not steal all women. It's women that have a nearly parasocial relationship with Chad and should get real instead
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>>80126734
on god skibidi pajeets rizz ohio sigma? fr fr no cap
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>>80126336
>They hate men
>They see these "Toxic Traits" as manly
>Masculine is also a synonym of strong
>There is a cultural mindset of man strong woman weak
>They don't want to be weak
>They want to be strong
>They adopt "Masculine traits" as they see them to become "strong"
>They pick up these toxic masculine traits that they hate because they want to be strong
>They reject their "weak femininity" for a "Strong masculinity"
>And they inadvertently become the same type of "toxic masculinity that they hate, but through the eyes of a misandrist woman.

There are strong men and strong women just as there are weak men and weak women. The problem is women who both A) think that masculinity is inherently toxic and B) women who think that in order to be a strong woman, they need to reject their femininity.
These women are the ones who become the same sort of hateful misandrist that we all know and hate.
They're they same odd combination of self-hating woman and spiteful hatred towards men that constantly ruins things for BOTH parties, all because of their own self destructive and hateful ego.
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>>80126317
While I hate women, this seems based, and I hope people experience the same with me
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>>80128089
No it's somewhere in the south

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Why does this happen? i thought they kept images forever? Images from the same thread work but others dont?
Is there a workaround?

I like holding a cup of hot tea against my acne until it pops oldtroons could never
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>>80130592
Nigger, what? Originally, of course.
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>>80130592
Be a man and do what I did, sewing needle those joints, use a lighter to disinfect the needle first of course.
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>>80130692
Why though? You literally just don't fuck with it and it goes away.
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Mine are all really hard and dont ever pop they just get larger and larger until I pick at something else.

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I would not be able to handle being hot. I am not built for it.
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>>80130848
why? please explain yourself. i'm actually curious
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>>80130848
this is photoshop btw

i want to go to hawaii for a week and date ami there but she REFUSES to pay five hundred dollars for her own airplane and room and food
a whole week with the sexiest eboy on earth and she cannot even avoid buying weed ONE time so we can hang out in feburary

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i hate how reality uses pain as a tool to control and manipulate us
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>>80130793
doesnt fucking seem like it, seems like reality just fucking does whatever it wants to us and we dont even have much of a choice other then shit or worse shit
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>>80130804
FUCK GOD, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I THINK ABOUT GOD? INCOMPETENT, THATS WHAT! LOOK WHAT THEY FUCKING DID TO US, THEY STUFFED US IN FUCKING FLESH SUITS GOD FUCKING DAMN IT FUCK
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>>80130811
You are the flesh suit, the miracle is your experience of living.
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>>80130819
please make it stop it hurts so much
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>>80130819
>You are a suit
Moron comment.

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Why don't you just pay for sex, anon? It's not a big deal
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>>80130735
>I get overwhelmed going to the grocery store
How old are you because I remember being like that when I was younger. And I have some good news because it may be that you can prevent that from happening by changing the way you think, or by using some tricks.
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>>80130781
I'm in my 30s with diagnosed autism and social anxiety, have been through CBT and benzos, barely makes a difference
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>>80130787
Get a job and suffer through it until you can handle it.
t. in my 30s, autistic, and used to basically be unable to go to the grocery story at all
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>>80130787
>CBT
I've never done that. What's it like? Did you learn anything of value or was it just crap? Did they say anything about how to think about stuff or teach you any tricks?
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>>80130111
First post best post also it's illegal for some reason in weimarmica even though everything else is basically legal. Actually I know the reason why (it's niggers it's always them)

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Have any of you managed to escape inceldom?
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Nigga I cant even get a full time job
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never escaped. just accepted the volcel route. never really considered myself an incel, though am by def. people attach a strawman caricature to the label, rather than taking the term for what it actually means - involuntarily celibate. some like to argue that a person must exhaust all options or put in extraordinary effort to rule out the involuntary aspect. worthless argument, considering the nature of a relationship involves mutual attraction. you cannot make other people give you a chance.

i was a khhv until around ~33/34. still am a virgin. never tried - thought it'd happen by chance. i watched everyone i know seemingly get married/have kids while I had yet to even hold a woman's hand. comparing to peers, they weren't better looking or more successful. i was more fit/etc. i had a decent career. simultaneously, i am plagued by a sense of impostor syndrome and a feeling that the grass is always greener elsewhere. perpetuated feelings of inadequacy. I simultaneously viewed something being fundamentally wrong with me while never being able to identify what it was. my own introspection was the issue. the depression and over self-consciousness were. I don't have a warped self-perception, but I acknowledge I ruminate and introspect more than others. That holds me to inaction and avoidance.

I waited for years for a relationship to seemingly happen by chance. thought if i met the right girl, things would click. never happened. i was always too passive, and the societal expectation is on the guy to make the first move. not going to happen when i view myself negatively. the closest I got was a female coworker (who likes me) ended up making out w/ me (we went out for drinks). she had made the move - i was trying to console her at the time (she was upset over something). I let it happen - instincts took over.

My mental side ruled her out though. I didn't want to complicate job. I didn't think I vibe with her well enough to date. i'm afraid to put myself out there.
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>>80130849
>the closest I got was a female coworker (who likes me) ended up making out w/ me
how old was she? if you had to rate her out of 10 in the looks department what would you give her?
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>>80125159
I'm in incel purgatory where i'm still incel and weird to be repugnant to women, but I've paid for sex so i've cheated my way into fucking a woman and over time I'd say it has calmed me down. I'm still weird and unsuccessful with women, but i am not angry, I don't hate them, I just am incapable of attracting one and nowadays they are men to me. If I don't fuck with you, it is as simple as that. If you don't fuck with me, it is as simple as that. Only difference is they have a pussy.
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I just started calling myself celibate and moved on. Ill never be rich either its no reason to call myself involuntary poor. You just don't always get the things you want.


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