Do you hate yourself enough to give 40+ yo bouncy mommies a chance?
>>85125481i mean thats women my age?ive fucked all kinds of women throughout my lifethough at 40 i get way more 20year old women wanting the dick. as soon as some gray started showing up in my beard they started running me down.
>>85125500I think I remember your thread like almost a year ago
>>85125481>small moldy room>no ac, no fan>fat sweaty 44 yo mom of 3>30 yo unwashed neetI bet it smells crazy in there
my life is a river. there's a waterfall ahead. i've given up, so i drift. as the sound of the waterfall gets louder, i panic and scramble, and swim upstream. then i am tired, and drift back down the river again, with less and less energy every time. it's inevitable.
>>85124074Damn that's crazy... have you ever considered just...letting the river take you and savoring what little time you have actually being in the river? https://youtu.be/K3JGxj2rvAs
>>85124435Nah I get it. The joke for me is that if there is a God I must be a nigger to him becuz shie ion be knowin how 2 swim damn
>>85124074I wonder why you would use water as a metaphor when you hate it. It must represent your life really well, constantly clinging to your clothes and holding you down with your feet never touching the ground. There must be no rest whatsoever if you're constantly drifting.
it do go down
>>85124074life is a waterfallwe're one in the river andone again after the fallswimming through the void we hear the wooordwe lose ourselves, but we find it aaaall
im ashamed to call myself a fembot because of the rep bad fembots gave
>>85125514then call yourself an anonette, duh
>>85125514what sets yourself apart from other fembots on here
>>85125514Alright, well keep me posted on any future developments.
It's litteraly impossible to be an incel in 2026. Just go outside and put yourself out there.
>>85125266Been there, done that, still a khhv incel
>>85125492Well said anon. If only things were more clear earlier on. Then again, I really enjoyed the illusion of a just world, as short as it lasted.
>>85125266>go outside >get mogged by Chad, again>now in Church
>>85125351Hmm, yes, just get a high paying job, be uber successful, get surgery to look like a super model, hit the gym and get mega buff, and in no time you'll be rich, fit, and crushing pussy. Yes, it is literally that easy. The reason you aren't earning 500k is because you literally aren't even trying to. Hey guys, just do a few pushups, lose a few pounds, and you'll be fucking Margot Robbie and the like in no time.
>>85125266None of that shit fixes autism. I am fit, moisturize, nice hair and clothes, etc, still cant talk to people to save my life despite constant effort throughout my teens and early 20s. I get more attention acting like a total sociopath instead of my usual self, and Im not talking about an autistic persons interpretation of sociopathy, im talking picking fights and constantly insulting people are the only things that attract women to me. And of course they are all human garbage so who cares. I would trade it all to be a normie
Rare my incel dinner
>>85124122looks better than what the raw-meat-fag eats.that bacon would probably throw him into a conniption. looks overcooked.
>>85124249Aren't you bothered by youtube tv ads? Nice feet btw
>>85124122>>85124185>>85124205I wish I could afford food. I basically just live off peanut butter sandwiches and ramen.
>>851251542 pb&j's and a litre of milk a day + whatever extra meal I want (optional) its good food
>>851241229/10>>851241858/10>>851242057.5/10>>851242498.5/10 please trim your toenails
>Heres your icon of masculinity broHow did so many zoomers fall for this morons grift?
>>85124514Top tier comedian Nigga was a living breathing GTA supporting character.He always looked like if pitbull fucked himself and laid an egg.
>>85124575>Nigga was a living breathing GTA supporting character.>He always looked like if pitbull fucked himself and laid an egg.You got good way with words, anon.
>>85124575>Top tier comedianTate during the covid era was peak contentniggas act like that wasnt funny
>>85124575Like if Pitbull spew out all of his negativity and it became a seperate being called Evilbull.
>>85124571sorry gramps. you're on r9k as someone whos a generation or more above us. nothing else to do on a sunday night but hop on 4chan, especially r9k?honestly more of a beta male fag than us lol.
please delete the board i can't bear to see my home overrun by tiktok children it needs to burn
>>85125543Join us or be left behind old man.
don't worry they'll all congregate into their discord channels soon
/r9k/ is a lot of things, but its mainly become a hub for people from tiktok, reddit or twitter to discuss screenshots and posts from those sites because this is a better place to discuss them without getting banned.Sorry if you don't like it, but there are a lot of other forums out there for you to browse./r9k/ is the tiktok/reddit/twitter discussion board now, and those threads always get the most replies.
What are some classic YouTube videos you haven't seen posted in a while
This shit used to be peak internet, can you believe that? Like holy fuck we've really fried out braincells huh? Or maybe the bar just used to be that low for entertainment cause the Internet was mostly autists finding out there were other autistic like themhttps://youtu.be/cAA7F7CDEIw
>>85125417was reminded of this a few days ago for no reason in particularhttps://youtu.be/dgUbRpdUN1w
>>85125417https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5UqgizM268
>>85125427I mean that started as an /f/ animation. If flash counts here's a few oldies I haven't seen posted in a while.https://youtu.be/2NNMHxqJp6A?si=7ronAklq4UnVhDPc(turn off auto dubbing or it will try to sing the song in English)https://youtu.be/ergxf2I_ilM?si=WTGsgjCVlP_kaAbJhttps://youtu.be/qItugh-fFgg?si=7w3_AyXr4BU1GW6_
>whats up crew
dopamine wise, is it actually better to be chad?
what the fuck do you mean "dopamine wise"?
Heard about you losers on Instagram lollll. What's y'all's deal again? You can't get girls?Look bro it's not that hard. First you'll have to get out of your mom's basement and stop playing video games though, no girl wants that. And stop calling them foids. Get in the shower, clean your room, shave, get a haircut, and wear some real fucking clothes you losers.Why am I helping you you ask? The bitches are too easy now that there's no competition. I don't even have to approach them now and they're ready to breed with me. I like the chase, I like fighting for girls and winning because I'm better.Apparently there's bitches on this site too? Ladies, come on now, you can do so much better. Come here, come stay the night with Chad and let me show you what you're missing.Lolll alright gotta go incels, take my advice if you wanna snag some gash tonight
>>85125377>Get in the shower, clean your room, shave, get a haircut, and wear some real fucking clothes you losers.I do all of this. Still an incel
>>85125510Come barhopping with me and the other chads incel, you'll be chest deep in dykes by the time we go home
>>85125527Already done that back when i was working at an hostel. Still an incel
How do I get that cute nerdy girl who happens to have blonde hair and who happens to be reading this post?
>>85125532Hey it's all in the mindset brother. Keep making excuses for yourself, and you'll keep failing without consequences
Thread for discussions about selfharm and mutual supportsunday? yeah whatever more like catday!! meow moew meow hello>How are you doing today?>Any plans for today?>When was the last time you hurt yourself?>Why did you hurt yourself?>Is there anything bothering you right now?
>>85121118>in his worksahainterestingbut wow did he have a lot to talk about? cuz that was too long lol>so long huhyup!>places usuallyreally interesting>colored sand on the ground and dim lightingyou know these might be true some memories from childhood stick upi remember something when i was very young, but people around you might forget it because it's simpleso you start asking yourself did that really happen?>when you were sleepingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>85122535I'm sleepy so I'll be going to sleegodnight>did he have a lot to talk about?yep the secrets are elaborate m>keeps me from feeling a bit better these dayswhy?hope you dream about something nice tonight btw
Bump bupn bump
>>85121686I am using a part of a Gillete fusion 5 Razor, by opening the shaving head i took out on razor, i cant be close to them mostly because i have started drinking again and because i am afraid to mentally hurt them
>>85124612>because i am afraid to mentally hurt themdid you tell them about how you feel?
Tell a biofembot about ur parasocial crush as she awaits her sleepytime tea :34chan? Youtube? Tiktok?
>>85124462Does it count as parasocial if it's someone I talk to all the time in a certain thread?What about if we dm each other occasionally?
>>85125452how do you identify each other? do you have a secret code?
>>85125487Idk she is pretty good at identifying my posting style. She basically signs her posts. I haven't seen her post in weeks though.
>>85125283oh yeah it makes sense a huge city like NYC has a bunch. I wear everything except for ott sweet but my favorite brand is baby the stars shine bright. I think I look kind of goofy in sweet lolita but I can pull off classic and subtler gothic coords. I've been learning to sew my own dresses/accessories lately since I'm a tallfag who has trouble finding anything that fits properly. taoism is cool I like watching videos about it and hope to visit Taiwan eventually. enochian makes no sense to me I tried it out and had no idea wtf I was doing. did you get any results from it? yeah I've been doing some of the rituals from different gallery of magick books lately, and doing baneful magic to mess up an abusive ex who was bothering me. I think it's actually working lmao his life has gone down the shitter since I started my magick attacks on him. going to order some tarot cards this week too cuz I want to start doing readings for people.>>85125296aha it's kind of embarrassing to say...well I can give a hint. he has posted his kars cosplay before and his guts cosplay gets a lot of attention. he's been posted in the cute cosplay guys thread.
>>85125501>kars cosplay before and his guts cosplayYou should be embarrassed nona. Very embarrassing
he usually makes me cum in bed, but last night he came early and went to bed, and then he got angry when I tried to finish myself offfuck's his problem?
>>85124734If it was me I'd always give your girlcock attention even after I cum
>>85125301Nta but hi hello hi hi
>>85124734>came early and went to bedSo weird. Whenever my ex wanted more after I came I'd finish her with my fingers, she loved it. I don't get only having sex for yourself, it's not really fun if the other person isn't enjoying it
>>85124734Women can't "finish", in fact you can't orgasm at all, it's a meme.
>>85125511>t. has never had sex in his life
Women are more attractive purely based on their gender, which women confuse with effort and moral superiority.
>>85125363Men have lower standards. If you want male attraction as a man, get on Grindr. When I'm desperate I have no issues finding some random bottom to fuck.
>>85125363>SJNigger>StefanoSlouched retard whose face you can barely see but looks like a chud>DevinAutist stance, fat>FemiJeet>SteveBaldcel creep>TrevorWhat the fuck is with those feet>Mike4/10 FilipinoComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>85125422This just proves our point, most men are not human to women. And there is nothing we can do to fix that .
>>85125363yes but they also suffer from a failed endgame that creeps up on them.we get our despair fed to us at the start to adapt.they get their despair fed to them after the point of no return to suffer.
>>85125363Unless you're a black woman of course
my gf nat wont let me hitis she gay or something
You expect me to just let you hit it?But will you still respect me if you get it?
>>85125078I never disrespected youme making fun of you and your family is me saying I love you guys
she wont let me eat her pussy or asshole she wont let me suck her tits, or lick her entire bodyShe wont let me kiss her in a nasty wayshe wont let me do gross sexual stuff with hershe wont let me do public display of affection with heryeah I think shes GAY
bryn wont let me lick her pussy either I think theyre both gay
>>85125073She probably has some dude on the side, that be hitting her hard.
