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I just get like this high when I think about this. It feels like a drug, Ill have so much control in the moment. Why am I like this? What is it?
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>>83357260
Do you also larp as an airline pilot?
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>>83357260
Is there any particular reason why you people are glowing so bright tonight?
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>>83357274
No? I do not . Never have
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you yourself can see how so much is built on chaos but really you need a psychologist

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Do FFM relationships really work or do women inevitably become jealous and hate each other?
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>>83357302
this is a turn off

both of them talk in a very masculine way
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>>83357312
How so, nonny?
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>>83357302
when does this even happen irl, except for maybe mormons?
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>>83357359
unironically chads can easily obtain this
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>>83357364
but even then it's more like chad having multiple side pieces rather than multiple women in a single relationship. only weirdo bpd women are in poly relationships and usually it's one women with multiple men, not the other way around.

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Post ms paint swastikas I'm bored edition

Kill your land lord
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Last general

>>83348658

Women would call their looksmatch ugly incels
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>>83356118
Hi everyooone
Weycome to souped up recipes
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>>83356110
...Is that an asian basedtan pfp?
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>>83355538
The male version looks better.
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>>83357182
I forgot about the wordfilter, basedtan
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>>83356457
based mandy viewer

>be me
>psychologically dependent on ozempic

> as in I lost the weight on my own but got on the compounded crap anyway because I heard it helps with food preoccupation and discovered that there is a different version of me that has an unreal zest for life

>Fuck

>Miss a week

>Become a literal crazy person, unable to sleep, blow off priorities to fantasize about various vices, mostly food

>Feel like a starving prisoner of war and hate everything and everyone. Constantly shaking, stomach pains, weirdly cold, sensitive to tastes in my mouth

>Crave Adderall for the first time in months


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>>83357351
retatrutide is better
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>>83357370
i use sema because I have no weight to lose anymore and the chinks sell it at very stash-friendly prices

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anon sama im 35 and ready to settle down will you be my husbant?
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>>83356765
its not they are literally the easiest women in the world you just have to be in asia
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>>83356780
How easy are we talking? I am getting into the field of zoology and can see myself going to Asia for research
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Made for getting drunk and slamming her against the bedboard
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>>83356604
I can't tell if this is a spic, a prairie n*gger or a slanty eye
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>>83356604
Would. She's not even bad looking

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>People have ALWAYS been sexual degenerates just like they are today!
>Prostitution is the oldest profession!
>People have made porn since the beginning of time!
>These ancient artifacts are actually all sex toys!
>Shakespeare's figurative language was actually all just sex jokes!
>Benjamin Franklin loved MILFs!
>Look at these old texts full of dirty language! They're full of anachronisms? uhhh... no they aren't! There's no record of their existence prior to the sexual revolution? Uhhh... yes there is!
>Look at these totally real letters from James Joyce to his wife that definitely weren't written in 1997 by some weirdo with a fart fetish!
>Movie makers in the 1930s wanted to fill their movies with gay sex scenes but the Hays Code wouldn't let them!
>Everyone constantly took cocks up the ass for thousands of years until the puritans made everyone prudes, then the sexual revolution came along and saved everyone from this horrible chastity!
>You WILL NOT argue against this, you prudish religious extremist!
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>>83352652
The Book of Wisdom also advises men to go see a prostitute rather than having sex with another man's wife. OP's just a retard.
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>>83354618
>>83353427
The only reason is because porn is easier to distribute and consume thanks to technology, numbnuts.

3000 years ago you had to visit a brothel or jack off to a titty shaped rock
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>>83356948
No one said sex was evil or gross. Nice pilpul though.
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>>83357074
This retard really thinks cavemen were jacking off to proto-porn. No, they were having sex.
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>>83357227
Sex IS gross, that's why it's called bumping uglies.

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tfw no femboy to play around with in various ways with cuddling after

Lol, lmao, perhaps even kekaroo
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>>83357096
>his door was closed when she arrived.
I've heard this but never saw the footage. I mean I hate this girl but I probably hate that guy just as much
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>>83357246
I just read a news story about an off duty cop who punched a civilian for no reason and did "accelerated rehabilitation" and got the case thrown out and charges off his record. Women get the same treatment.
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>>83357283
Why do you hate the guy exactly?
Because he didn't post his side of the story for you to watch online like the vapid little cunt you are?
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>>83357306
>Why do you hate the guy exactly
Mainly because he doordashes instead of cooking a two am totinos with no pants on with his door partially open. Where's his ring cam footage?
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>>83357337
Don't worry about where the footage is, nigger, it's being used as evidence as we speak.

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doing my course work and trying to take it easy
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>>83355213
>Y can't u take it easy?
Got bronchitis or laryngitis. My voice is shot and I have a presentation on Friday at uni that I need to prepare for so I can't even rest properly. Also worried that it might progress to pneumonia.
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My sleep is all messed up. My body doesn't know what day it is.

>>83355213
>I do love it when my internet decides 2 kill itself...
Maybe someone dug through a fibre line going under their garden.
>Have u ever wrestled, eiki?
No, have you?
>Maybe she should gib u a back rub?
Don't joke about that, please.
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gotta get the school assignments finished, yup
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>>83356552
Good luck with your assignments, anon
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>>83341779
Finals are already over for me lol.

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Why can't something interesting happen around my town for once?
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>>83356377
life's what you make it

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you do NOT wanna know what they'd do to you in prison
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>>83357267
he's not a whiteboy
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>>83357273
He's a fat autistic nerdy pedophile, doe. Not some giganigga.
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>>83357278
>heavyweight
>black
yeah i'm thinking he wasn't the one on the receiving end. in all seriousness though he was in PC that's why he had a fun time there sucking and fucking trannies
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>>83357243
I've watched plenty of prison movies, prisoner reels, and used to regularly watch "Lock-Up." I know exactly what goes on in la pinta, and have no intention of ever going. But please, indulge us OP.
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>>83357243
i'm a short frail semi-feminine looking man
i already know they'd do to me

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What do you guys do to deal with testing anxiety? Also why the fuck do licensing exams take 1 month before you get the results back?
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>>83357300
You're getting testing anxiety?
If you studied, aren't a fucking retard, and know your stuff there shouldn't anxiety.
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>>83357300
>testing anxiety
Literally nothing. Fuck dealing with that shit. I try to avoid any possible situation in which it overwhelms me.

Plapping a pawg... a succulent slimthick pawg
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>>83354578
>>83354605

And here comes the molten cottage cheese enjoying niggers.
Some people just dont have a sweet spot to their tastes for some reason. Trying to find a name to call them. any ideas?
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>>83355300


Based dubs of truth.

Lilmisschanel
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>>83352768
How fat is too fat?
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>>83352768
That ass probably has a seriously strong odor.
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If all the women posted in this thread were locked in a hot room together and a tube vented all the odor out to your face, what would it smell like?

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I've recently come to terms with the fact that there's a 99% chance I will stay an incel for life which is fine but I do struggle to picture a life that is worth living to old age in that doesn't involve a wife and children, how did you oldfags find peace with this or do you just cope through the misery until you die
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Im 39 and Ive been struggling with it lately too. But I must admit Im not a complete virgin I had a string of girlfriends in my 20s. Like maybe Ill get laid here and there if Im lucky but finding an actual woman to marry at this age and my location (nyc) is mission impossible. Idk how to cope with it honestly it makes me really angry lll grow old and alone and without children


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