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Opinions on wrestling?
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kiss my ass fagg
I thought this was a women in the catalog holy kek
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Wrestling is a sport for MEN
Im from Minnesota

and ive seen this guy
Story? How do you know him?

How much is bussy worth per kilogram?
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He could be bald and still damn near perfect desu.
dude will commit suicide once he hits twink death
Stupid sexy white boys.
Griffith was athletic, not some sort of skinny twink.
so called heroin chic.

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men & women who shave are removing that which definitively marks puberty; pubic hair.

people who're into shaved opposed to hairy are especially pedophiles.
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As a pedophile, this is definitely accurate. Closely related is the fat outer labia small inner labia pussy obsession. They'll ignore that said pussy happens to be waxed clean like a child's and looks closest to tanner stage 3 genital development. They legitimately pretend it's just coincidence that their preferred genital look most closely matches that of a young teenager. The pedos of the world know the truth, though, and I genuinely think this is one of the pathways that will be taken by them to normalize it. Shaving your genitals literally started out because of "legal teen" porn. That entered the public sphere so much so that people insist you should shave your genitals now.
Kek no hair looks bad because the the color and shape contrast compare to the rest of the body
On the head it looks fine because it's thick and covers the entire surface area but on other parts it looks bad especially the armpits it's tiny, scattered and looks like small spikes
similar to spiders and cockroaches we despise those insects because they look spiky and dangerous
That's because you're a male
Yeah, probably. I swear half of gay men are pedos
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...Wait, who gives a shit?

I'm in love with a girl that's fucking retarded
The only time she made a sound was when her pussy farted

Heart starting to do weird things now
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make sure youre not dehydrated. severe dehydration gave me muscle twitches my arms and legs would punch and kick everytime i closed my eyes to sleep and it wouldnt stop id have to fall asleep in my chair sitting on my hands and feet indian style
i have a buzzing in my head and a supreme headache and i think i dont feel touch anymore other than increased mumbling in my head when i lay down its pretty ok
make sure this, make sure that
Will you queers fuck up and let me starve how i want to starve
weird things like shut down?
no just alot of acid reflux and palpitations

KHV Fembots who never get male attention, do you hate or resent "Stacies" or women who are successful with women in general?
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>spoiled for choice.
Not her but why does it feel like I see copies of the same person over and over on all the dating apps then?
i would rather blow my head to smithereens with a shotgun than live even a single minute in the patriarchal dystopias you degenerates fantasize about
The only "femcels" are those too picky to take the dick they can get. Niggers, randy old fucks, abusers, etc. I used to live in a trailer with three women; one was a hideously fat, short, and ugly nymphomaniac. One time she parked outside the local adult "bookstore" and stripped naked. The police busted her that time, but that didn't stop her, no way! After bringing home multiple guys in a night, the owner (an old lady) kicked her out. She's basically just walk up to a guy and stare until he got the hint, then ask him to come with her. She did have a nice voice. No, I turned her down.
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you described literally me....
No I don't hate them, I just wish I was like them.

>be me
>see a cute girl at the bus station
>don't talk to her. Don't wanna bither her after all.
>still don't talk to her on the bus because that would be awkward
>instead give her occasional glances like a creep
Yet another day where I'm too scared to talk to girls.
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Definitely, rejection is not the issue for me either when it comes to talking to girls, rather it's the potentially awkward encounter that might happen if she's not interested in talking that I'm fearful of. Awkward situations are quite painful to sit through and not talking to anyone is a great way to never have and awkward moment in public. Of course that also means that I'm quite lonely.

Deal with what, seeing cute girls as bus stations? It's nice to not have to ride transit, I guess.
>Deal with what, seeing cute girls as bus stations?
Honestly yes. I would never be allowed to speak to them and just seeing them made me miserable
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Why don't you say nice things to guys instead
Who cares if they think you're gay not like you're gonna see them again
bampin dis tred

She doesn't have the wrong idea tho does she. If a random guy approaches her she already knows he's trying to get her in bed. Daygame cold approaching in unsocial situations is a meme and may land you on tik tok.

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Post covers
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I like the way you say September.
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I want you to sing me to sleep
I'd let you fuck me.

>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

The things I do for drugs! edition
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Stop smoking weed
Start dry herb vaping it
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>Been taking it daily for 6 months now
>Maybe its because im pretty much unable to get addicted to such stuff
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I stop being a wagie so stopped having access to drugs, and cash as well. Also seems like all the old posters have OD or just moved on.
if youre not making butter youre doing it wrong
that sucks
whats your poison?

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So, up until recently, I worked full time and lifted religiously, making relatively consistent progress. I have now switched to part time, and have started going out more in order to improve my social skills. I still gymmaxx, but I've started taking more days off due to going out more. As a result, my gym performance suffers. I still make progress, but it's slower.

Furthermore, I need to start looking for another job because the project I work at is shutting down. The job hunting process is mentally draining, and so is lifting weights. I know I have to find a new job quickly, but I don't want to sacrifice my gains any further because I want to find a gf asap and for that I need to look my best.

So how does one improve in all three areas, without significantly sacrificing any of them? To me, it would be very mentally exhausting to improve all three at the same time. I can only do two at most.
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And then the good goys wonder why they start to get bald/ have the first crow's feet coming at 27
why do people keep saying the word "social skills"? i am very confused at what you people believe social interaction actually is. you are living in some funky dream world built upon the lies that you've read online and in music and movies. its not real.
>So how does one improve in all three areas, without significantly sacrificing any of them?

Pick 4 and only 4

I am cut from a different cloth. I am rank 1 in all my classes, have a 4.0, work 30 hours a week, am fit, and have a girlfriend, but I have basically no friends. I work so hard every day, ive optimized every part of my life to do what I do. I know that I've basically reached the human limit.

>you have to make trade offs
not OP but I can confirm socialising is actually a skill you can grind on. once you've had hundreds of small talk conversations with strangers you eventually get kind of good at it, learn a few questions or jokes that always work, become charismatic, etc
Im going to be kinda blunt right now, but I don't understand how you cant balance what you have right now.

You only work 8 hours a day 5 days a week (probably). And you only work out for an hour a day 5 days a week. You don't have a girlfriend either and lets assume you sleep 8 hours a day.

You literally have 67 free waking hours per week (9.5 hours per day). What the fuck could you possibly be doing for 10 hours a day that you aren't accounting for? You probably are just lazy.

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The days go by so fast Edition
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No, I'm not coming back. No need to block either.

I will be anticipating your text Friday morning im in much better spirits now so you can expect no more cold play there is no deception here and there hasnt been for 24 years.

Your fortune cookie,
Abdullah Ibn-Mohammad Akbar

I've ruined too much to know who you are sorry.

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You niggers have really got to stop falling for the "nerdy girl/fembot" archetype.

These girls are orders of magnitude sluttier, trashier, more dishonest and more fucked up than normal girls. They make the girls I knew who used to go to clubs underage look like nuns.

I mean for fuck sake /r9k/. Some of you have been on this board for 10+ years. You should know damn well by now that girls who come to places like this, whose hobbies are things like video games and anime and cosplay, are extremely slutty, deceitful, borderline etc.

All women are whores. Life is just a way of finding out this immortal truth.
Women are pretty bad in general, but 4chan girls are on a whole other level.

Rate my rizz boys. Does she want me?
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Dude you realize most people admit they hate small talk once you actually get to know them? Its just social grease to get to the real meat of interactions. NTs are pussies who always need grease to get the wheel rolling. And you're not greasing at all, you're genuinely void of any sense of self
I actually pity you, and this is on R9K of all places. Go back to watching youtube videos of people doing things, you missed "how to speak 101"

and i pity you as well. youre a cringey pretentious faggot. kek. how do i not know how to speak yet she wants to talk to me on the phone. kek, make it make sense my bro. holy fuck you niggers are retarded.
Because you are all retarded
Your entire generation grew up in a dysfunctional household, raised on the internet, and raised on benzos
It would surprise me more if you weren't getting whores with daddy issues going after your broccoli cut
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So if you're not a zoomer then you must be either a xenial or a millenial.
I know you can't be a boomer because boomers don't know how to use the fucking internet.
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lol thats on wakie , i remember her pfp , she send me vns of her moaning my name and send me bunch of nudes , what a slut

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>Be me 23yo fag
>neet in government housing
>pay mum to clean my place every week
> mum over yesterday
>"Anon theres something in the bathroom you need to deal with"
>walk into bathroom

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where are real from?

I beg you to share a video of you taking it
God, im hard as fuck now. Be my roommate NOW
how many stds do you have so far
If i was your mum i would be more upset that the dildo is black you fucking nigger lover.

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>can only eat 1450 calories a day cause I'm trying to not be fat
>already ate all of it
>only 3:40 pm

why the fuck do foods have to have so many calories? like peanut butter for example I love so much and it's fucking 200 kcals a serving. I'm in hell.
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>masturbation, a completely voluntary action, is exactly the same as eating, something you have to do or else you will die
truly the biggest brain epic 4channer

And for others they smoke and that day old slice of pizza in the fridge tastes magical and it becomes the only thing they can think of.
Yeah I've seen it mentioned before that insulin sensitivity is THE predictor of body composition and it's 100% true. Worrying about calories is retarded, you need to change the way your body processes calories. With high insulin sensitivity sugar gets sucked up instantly by the brain and muscles. Helpfully, the ways you improve insulin sensitivity(exercise and water fasts) also burn a shit ton of weight. Anyone can lose fat extremely fast if they really want to, but you need to actually commit to changing your epigenetics, try to hold on to your old ways and it won't work because you're still reinforcing the same biological pathways that got you fat in the first place
>fat judges saying it's yer fault, no self-control, hurr durr
I have spent the last three months lazing around and stuffing myself with rich, tasty Mexican food every day, but I've gained barely any weight. Why? My gut only digests the calories I burn. When I don't burn enough calories, I stay feeling full...for hours. Eating more when full makes me feel yucky and bloated, no fun there.

But it's different for fat people. Their gut is stuck in survival mode, constantly converting food to fat. So their gut processes food faster than they burn calories, in order to store fat. Hell, 50% or more of the calories they eat may get turned straight into blubber. Like all of us, they feel hungry when their gut is empty, and they eat more. Their eating habits are identical. But fat people gain weight and we don't.
I will agree as well. Most of my weight lost has had nothing to do with calorie tracking. Went from prediabetic to no signs of diabetes and lost 20kg just by having an occasional 36 hour fast

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