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Would you tittyfuck your mom?
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no, her mouth is right there
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>would

try did

The forbidden technique edition

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>>85732176
Me too, I think we should each other one day what it is to love. Signs of affection. Feeling like a broken gay that can't imagine love, need another lonely gay man in my arms.
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>>85732177
Good luck anon. Barbers are rare, and hair stylists seem to only know how to do crewcuts or long hair. They also have no idea how to work with robots.
>No I don't want to talk about my day or what I do. I want to sit here in silence while you do your work.
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My hair is like a 10 year growth project at this point. I grew to resent it.
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>>85732280
My idea of love is watching old cartoons in bed with my future boyfriend and having sex inspired by yaoi novels. My brain is probably broken.

This could be you reading this, with me.
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>>85732323
you can shave it down to 1/8th and start over

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Why do curvy women fart so much?
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>>85731128
>you filthy fart fetishizing degenerate
Hngggggg. You clearly haven't watched the anime. She specifically DOESN'T bathe to build up her pheromones
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>>85731161
Die, but originally
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>>85731171
Tomoko will always be stinky, and there's nothing that you can do about it.
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Dear mods, please remove this fart fetish spam thread or move it to the >>>/trash/ where it belongs (2nd thread)

Thank you
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>>85730919
i love girl farts

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What's going on this community?can anyone who been here awhile now in this website can explain what's going here?
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>>85732026
/r9k/ sucks honestly. It's not the fun type of weird, just repetitive bullshit.
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>>85732287
The momcest thread is worse than the diaper thread
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>>85732026
This is where we all come together to worship Satan, if you don't know this board is an undercover death cult you're too much of a newfag.
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>>85732026
We watch gay porn a lot
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We love boy butts

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how is this fair?
what did he do to deserve to look like this?

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Today I found out my fetish is women who crossdress as men and I have gay sex with them
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>>85731256
trans men?
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Watched Mulan too many times as a child.

Something awakened.
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> gay sex with
Homosexual spam belongs in the homosexual containment board >>>/lgbt/
Fuck off to your containment board, homosexual aberration
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>>85731256
So like reverse trap or trans man?

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I grew up fat and I will always resent my parents for putting me in an environment that makes me fat that I'm still forced to live in today.
>Just move out bruh
Practically impossible in this shitty economy
>Just don't eat junk food bruh
Like telling an alcoholic to not drink alcohol when their retarded family keeps buying it despite you telling them not to. And then they get pissy when you throw their garbage away and refuse or are incapable to understand what addiction truly feels like.
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>>85732111
Buy your own groceries. A diet of rice or potatoes and a meat isn't that expensive.
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>>85732111
If they're willing to buy junk food for you, then it's possible you can convince them to buy something else. Don't bring up that you're trying to lose weight though. You'll be teased at best, deliberately sabotaged at worse.
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will power op. an alchoholic can quit if he really wants to dispite being tempted constantly. i used to be fat because i ate the food my mom bought which is just a bunch of useless carbs. i still live with her and she still buys the same stuff and doesn't see that it's an issue but i lost a lot of weight anyway from just not touching processed sugars and avoiding processed anything else. milk is a staple here for cereal i just drink a ton of milk. meat and eggs when i can and if there's no healthy options i go to the store. i used to have a sweet tooth but it gets easier over time and you stop craving that stuff the longer you go without eating it. seems like your family is obviously against helping you but that just means it's going to be a lot harder, not impossible.
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>>85732111
just be homeless and do crime
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>>85732111
if you're like me resentment towards your parents causes you to be more inclined for addictive vices. you need to figure out someway of leaving even if its months or a year into the future. take out a loan if you have to, figure out if theirs other family members or resources you can find for help in that process, get on disability benefits. theirs ways of making it happen if youre in north america even if you lack the ability to preform in a traditional work environment. it can take a while ngl theirs days where i have to much rage or exhaustion to really do much of anything but as long as its being worked on have faith itll eventually come to fruition.

>annoying girl on Discord spams me with messages all the time
>send her an unsolicited dick pic so that she'll think I'm a creep and block me
>now she likes me even more and her spam messages are becoming more obsessive
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you added a troon
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Get a picture of her dick. It's only fair.
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>>85731771
>tfw no discord girl to obsess over me and my 7 inch long, 6 1/2 inch thick penis

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retail is destroying my joints i tried so hard to preserve at 27 but my parents wont let me quit until i get another job. chronic pain in my legs stomach and brain.
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>>85731585
Post proof that you work
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>>85731585
Might be worth trying to make a lateral move, to some other shithole store, at least as a stopgap.
I don't know what the job market looks like in your area, but if you find any postings for positions that seem tolerable, apply. Apply for some that you wouldn't take in the first place so you can practice bullshitting your way through an interview.
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>>85731353
it's so odd seeing tee on here....
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>>85731353
>27
>retail
>parents don't let me quit
I often feel bad for being a 29 year old balding ass nigga with no house and no family, but I guess it could always be worse. Thank God I'm not OP
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Is that her natural brown hair?

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do any femanons here have experience with dating east asian men? are they actually better to date than white men? sweeter? less likely to have disgusting fetishes? less arrogant? they seem a lot more down to earth, i want to become a passport sis but there are no east asians in my country and i have never even spoken to one to know what theyre actually like
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>>85731944
I wouldnt mind if asian guy I like give me an STD.
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>>85731955
>east asian moids
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>>85731955
>white man thirsty for attention.
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>>85728803
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maybe if you're male

even then---Keanu Reeves
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>>85731955
>bobs and vegene saar

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FUCK i wish i was an ebony lesbian
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What a weird wish to have
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>>85732214
Men have to turn anything about women into a fetish...
AGPs need to rope
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>>85732214
I would rather be a white boy doing that.

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>so anon tell us about a weakness of yours
Well I think first of all every one has something they would change about themselves if they could. In fact I think a strength of myself is the ability to recognize that. And thats why the fact that I am willing to sit here and tell you about my constant, intrusive homosexual fantasies and urges. Btween two of us, you know as much as me it takes a hell of a man to bear that weight in this setting. And I will show you i can grit my teeth and take the brunt of that. And just know that I will use that tenacity to be as hard and unwavering as steel under any tensions that may arise

i'm going to buy and assemble this lego set this month
wish me luck

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Why can't western white people be more like slav niggers? If a guy did this in a western country, there would be millions of white knights, and somebody would either attack the guy or call the police on him. As much as I think slavniggers are low IQ subhumans, at least they don't have this cuck culture based around the females like the west does.
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>>85731595
brown indian hands typed this
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>>85732259
Tanx for the bump + mention <3 i thought my red pill was gonna get ignored.
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>>85732092
most of them wouldn't if they liked you.
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are you retarded? this is all consensual and scripted. it's a genre in slav streaming
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>>85732275
its not you moron

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A busty, chubby redhead witch gives you a choice. Either you:
>eat her red, unshaven pussy
or
>get turned into a ground hog for a year
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here's the bot https://janitorai.com/characters/016fac37-5241-409f-a22d-7c392a0dd02e_character-lydia-taking-shelter
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>>85729138
You're so stupid op and your thread is shit.
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I see you are enjoying your goonfuel AI girlfriend OP, consider feeding the image generator a real piece of artwork to target for the art style instead of using the gpt default slopstyle
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>>85729138
projecting yourself onto this ai generated?
indulging in your transgender fantasies, op?
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>>85729138
Groundhog. I get nothing out of eating pussy, being a groundhog is a new experience that could possibly kill me


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