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woman on reddit made a thread how she lost her virginity to a drug dealer and all other women in the comments supported her and said they also lost virginities to or dated criminals holy shit
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>>85857484
I think I need to just be a genuinely worse person everything I read (and see irl) is women getting with drug dealers, felons, abusers etc it really makes me not want to try to be a good kind person anymore.
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>>85857487
funny enough we don't even know it's a real bitch or just some dude rage farming.

Hell I think that's how most these threads get made is some guy makes a shit account as a woman, says a lot of bullshit, to bring it here in hopes they troll people.
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>>85857484
At this point I kind of get it. Imagine if you were a woman, aren't drug dealers more interesting and fun? Don't know, it seems like it makes sense that they would fuck them over some boring NEET.
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I think women need to be taught mental coping strategies and to know the difference between inactive action and active action

Losing your virginity to your drug dealer dear God no shame. Then talking about it like you just held hands with your high school bf who sits next to you math class or something.

Lord above I weep for future generations of people
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>>85857484
Today you made me despise femoids a bit more.

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i jerk off every night so i don't go to bed sad at the end of every day
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Go to bed fappy
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>>85856144
Life is bullshit for most people. Those who seem happy are almost just acting, and they are not truly free to be what they want. Just know that you are not alone or unique

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Is there any hope for robots with bimbo sisters?
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>>85857222
Its not diet, its something else. I eat healthy. Theres something wrong, idk what it is.

I need a referall to a dermatologist
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>>85857059
>>85856982
she is a jungle asian those have better asses than the usual east asians
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>>85857266
no the fuck they dont lmao
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>>85856953
I get reminded why I dont want to be in a relationship every time I see the cat videos on Youtube.
>guy is eating food
>has a camera literally in his ear hole
>his gf is trying to record the silly cat being silly over by her BF
>bf looks at cam with food fully in his mouth, has to go along with it or else he's out of a GF
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>>85857023
east asians have shallow vaginas anyway, above a certain length you just bottom out and it hurts, width matters more

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guys I'm flying over to the bay area for a few days and im gonna have a ton of time at night, anyone know any cool spots i should visit or places with cool people i can chat with for a while (no techbros pls)
if anyone wants to hang out and walk around for a bit i'm also down :p
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>>85857067
>california
>cool people
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>>85857067
The rosacrucian museum is cool. They have talks as well which are like serious occult stuff which is fun
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dang, i would offer to hang out, but ill prolly be too far from wherever you stay
also, awkward

i guess i could recommend the russian river area and bodega bay, but thats also prolly too far lol
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>>85857067
Im gonna be camping with my friends this weekend, so I cant hang out. Also, I dont know you and wouldnt want to be beaten to death with a baseball bat o algo. But I had a few conferences and work trainings done in the Bay Area where they set up my hotel and everything. Very nice . If you like hiking and nature, a few of my friends and I have gone to this place called Hawk Hill. Its so beautiful and a pretty easy hike. People from all over the world were there when I went. They all came just to see the Hawks, just a ton of bird watchers. It was kind of cute. They were all speaking different languages like German or Russian sounding people. It was like the story of the tower of Babel. All the surrounding places of Hawk Hill are nice too like Kirby Cove, which is just a three mile hike away and gives you a pretty view of Golden Gate Bridge.
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>>85857180
where does one find cool people then :( i thought california was supposed to be a cultural hub or whatever idk im just a dumb canadian
>>85857181
that does look pretty awesome but im looking for more social stuff desu there's a few museums near where i live anyways
>>85857207
yeah unfortunately too far :/ but idk I've met up with a few people from here and it's never been too bad. obv we'd get to know each other first etc.
>>85857267
hike looks very pretty ty for the reccomendation

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Fembot, do you consider titfucking degrading?
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No it's just rather boring when you are the one giving but it feels good to men. I find cumming on face more degrading but even that I don't really care
I want to give a clothed titifucking but I am a weeb and would rather call a paizuri
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>>85857338
>clothed titifucking
So, under your bra?
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I don't have boobs big enough for it.
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>>85857356
Would you do paizuri?
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>>85857342
>Under your bra
Yeah like that

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Who are you voting for in the midterms? Are you voting for the sexiest President in American history?
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>>85857508
>Are you voting for the sexiest President in American history?
Lincoln?

What if the baddie demon living in the attic wanted to fuggg but you are not completely certain she wouldn't kill you up there?
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>>85857035
imagine her trying to kill you but you just start making out with her, fugggg
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When I was little I remember having a crush on the Grudge girl but I do have the yellow fever.
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>>85857035
I live in a furnished room above the garage. There's is 100% something in the attic here.
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>>85857035
For most of you, this is a win-win situation.
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>>85857035
What about in the basement?

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>Initials are QT
>Isn't cute at all
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>if you give an auristic kid movies and not a computer than can turn out to be quentin tarantino

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Hope you aren't looking at anything too spicy, robots
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Euros anons should just leave for Argentina or something
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>>85851793
>no no no we arn't coming for your porn we are simply making sure kids arn't consuming it now give your ID
>the very next year

start archiving
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There are way worse fetishes out there but I guess those don't count.
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>>85853656
It's like those pov face sitting videos you see on social media where the final frame is her ass hitting your face
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>>85851793
Why is the list incomplete

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>report African-American classmates for bullying you
>they kill you in retaliation
Even Africans have the fatigue bro.
https://xcancel.com/pix11news/status/2115941353360326736
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The student should not have been racist and they wouldn't have bullied and killed him. Don't make this about race when he was literally asking for it.
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>>85856084
>>85856113
There was an African immigrant here (NYC) who got charged (but case was dismissed) because he caught a native PoC trying to rape a woman and beat him with a tire iron
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>>85856104
You still owe reparations
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>>85857353
Ive ben saying this for a while. African immigrants are usually cool like Nigerians and stuff. Its the somalis that give blacks a bad name
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>>85857366
been paid ten times over already

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guys i need story ideas for my bl fic of my OCs. thoughts on them? im trying to be explicit but tasteful. ive run out of ideas, and dont have ones fitting for them.
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>>85856328
when Near fantasizes about Collin, he refers him as "Far" because, you know, he is emotionally and physically distant
shit writes itself OP
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Collin and Near go to the beach and Collin gets stung by a pod of jelly fish from head to toe, Near offers to pee on him since urine is meant to stop the pain but when she does Collin gets a raging hard on and is embarresed. Plot twist Collin only pretended to get stung because he was too shy to confess to Near that geting pissed on turns him on
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>>85856328
Near becomes the first male to get pregnant, but realizes he's not ready for that and asks a doctor for an abortion. Before the doctor can complete the surgery, a violent religious cult bursts into the operating room with automatic weapons declaring that Near will birth their messiah into the world. Collin is forced to rescue Near from the cult, but ultimately witnesses him chained up in a cave birthing a horrible lovecraftian monster out of his penis. The slimy mass of gibbering mouths and writhing tentacles gives off an entropic ooze that begins to eat away at the fabric of reality itself, as Collin and Near are driven to insanity by its horrible incomprehensible form.
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>>85856328
Use AI. Watch one interesting YouTube video and discuss and expand the story in the video. Get new ideas and suggestions.
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it is the space between two thoughts
https://youtube.com/shorts/QtvEY3cB2qY

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My breath smells like shit. No really, it smells like feces.
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>>85857425
Nigha brush your teeth goddamn
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>>85857427
*breathes poop breath in your face*
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>>85857425
Same here. I brush my teeth, scrub my tongue, and drink plenty of water. No idea what else I can do.
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>>85857465
My breath smells like shit because I don't brush my teeth
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>>85857431
[screams] BRUSH YOUR TEETH NIGGA

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Does r9k have sex?
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I have it almost daily with my husband.
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>>85853997
if you do not have sex, then you are not human
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>>85856669
This, this why i will kms. To actually realize who i am.
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robot coitus
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>>85856619
Really? I thought women didn't enjoy sex. Tell me, does it feel good to get cummed inside or to swallow semen?

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>I got to drop off the kids at daycare, go to work, workout, go see my mother, go to a party, talk to my wife, talk to my kids, go pick up the kids, blah blah blah blah waaa waaa waa waaa I have no time to do ANYTHING!

I really hate these people, they choose to fill their day with voluntary stuff and then complain that they don't have time to do what they want. When you point this out to them they always get mad too, I really don't understand what causes this kind of special retardation.
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>>85856827
oh my goodness. i finished all my manga a few weeks ago so might as well. thank you for showing me the way. if i was gay i'd hug you.
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My favorite is what women complain about. Muh expensive daycare, schools, driving and picking up, gasoline, school supplies, extracurriculars, school lunches, new phone, tablet, laptop, and desktop each year per kid, babysitters,...
Like damn, if only they kids had a mom. At that point just duct tape a bottle of corn syrup and ticktock to a wire cage, exact same level of quality.
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Because they want to have a family and not be fat and broke maybe
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I don't get wanting to have a family. I think it's because I was shunned by my family and I grew up without my father and was an only child. Family is just bizarre to me, other people are bizarre, etc, etc.
>muh emotions and sentimentality
why? how? where does it come from? is it taught to want to have a family? Other people are just annoying.
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>>85856668
I have a few coworkers like this. I don't hate them, I just pity them for being stupid, because they never thought their decisions through. You'd think someone would sit down and make a list of pros and cons before jumping into a dificult-to-undo decision, like marriage and having kids. But it seems like most normies don't, which is why they later end up regretting. The way it usually seems to go is their long-term gf wants marriage and kids and they give in for whatever reason, probably fear of losing her and never finding another woman.

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The reason why this board is dead is because jannies allow one retard to take over the entire board with threads about black penis and surprise, most people don't give a shit about black penis. This has been the case for years now. Once you hide those threads, the board is absolutely dead. Why? Well check the time stamps. It is just one guy bumping his own thread every 10 minutes.
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>>85856352
every board has a handful of schizos making like 50% of the posts
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Protip: OP is the anon that it is complaining about.
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>black penis
>black penis
>black penis
>>85856857
some1carez
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>>85856352
>most people don't give a shit about black penis
Imagine complaining about this haha

Like the Lament of the Black Dick Lover lmao hahaha
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>>85856352
I always assumed it's just a lot of the internet has the same function as here but more curated to what anons would want.


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