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>tthe veronicas
I remember those Aussie goth sluts. They were cute.

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>You will never meet a woman who sees the potential in you and wants to support you and help build you up to be the best man you can be.
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>tfw you've met such a woman but are too afraid to approach her a second time
I wish I didn't decide on failure.
Phew, what a relief!
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Yes, its common knwolage that women are incapable of love, loyalty and honor. Why do you think majority of them cheat on their partner? Because they only seek security and protection, if sombody offers more, you are useless to her and she will cheat on you and dump you. Honestly, stick with prostitutes. Withe them you know what you are in for.
>Men are meant to be the strong ones in a relationship

I need a woman to be strong for.
>missing the point this hard
I'm not saying I expect a woman to hold my hand and make me into a better person. I just want a partner to accompany me on this long journey and we could mutually grow with one another and live happily ever after when the story's all said and done. Instead you have to get to the endgame all on your own and females are just postgame content that you still have to grind for and have a 0.01% drop rate with shitty random stats that you're stuck with.

This. It's all so tiresome going it alone.

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>literally ran out of women in my city range for dating apps
>its a big fucking city
>the few matches i do get all ghost or reject me
>all because im a FUCKING SPIC
/spicbot/ thread how are you amigos holding up?
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>He thinks Americans are uglyer than his women.

You're third world. Reality check you're all ugly short and stupid
>all because im a FUCKING SPIC
Earlier today I walked outside and say a pale ass good looking gringo with a hispanic guy. It's very common where I am. white women belong to la raza de nuevo mexico
1800s Mexico was based. late 1930s as well. Mexico at that particular time as going through a racial re-identification, It had found it's roots and a lot of south american liturature was born from Mexico city; It was a good time to be Mexican during Porfirio Diaz. South America up until then was largely ruled by people who emulated whites from Spain.

This was something most 'indios' never accepted and will never. But after in Peru in the late 1970s with Chinese and Jap shit were left wondering, who are we really? and we drew our inspiration from older Mexico, and that's what led to sendero luminoso which to an outsider might seem like communist shit, but was actually social nationalism for actual Peruvians.

My identity is my race, and I protect is as I live. That's more then most cucks in america I ever saw did, white or otherwise.
>Whats the point?
Am i wrong?
sorry to tell you jose, but it's probably because you're actually just ugly/weird. not because you're hispanic
>t. white hispanic

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Today i tired i cigarette for the first time and to be honest i loved
Im usually really stressed out or have my mind in a million different places but when i smoked that cigarette everything felt more clear i could concentrate and overall i felt significantly better
However i know how bad cigs can be for you and I'd rather not destroy my body but is there an alternative to nicotine that can produce comprable effects without giving me cancer and a whole mess of health issues or is there a safe way of getting nicotine ofc i know about vaping but from what I've seen it's still really harmful
>everything felt more clear i could concentrate and overall i felt significantly better
Pure placebo.
Instead of coping with your stress, try to remove its sources.
just vape or smoke, i mean you're going to die anyways right?
There's literally nothing wrong with smoking in moderation. All those scary health defects they tell you about happen to the idiots who smoke two packs a day. If you ate two boxes of twinkies a day, no shit you'd get diabetes. Is that going to make you never eat a twinkie in your life?
Wow bro I guess I'll just quit my job.
You'll have nigger lungs soon

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fembots, explain why your body doesn't Iook like this
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There is no such thing as a fembot. Women are not welcome here. Just because some SIMP used the word its not an invitation for all you cuntoid lurkers to come out of the woodwork.

Post your tits, then GTFO.
Not super skelly I guess but I dunno, I could stand to gain weight I suppose.
No one cares, not your personal blog. Fuck off.
You got a discord anon? I'd like to see how you are.
Faggot. You are not fembot.
You will die in the body you were born in and there is nothing your autistic fantasy can do to change that

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Does any cute (female) girl want a month of nitro? If you bully me hard enough i'll probably cough it up...
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This is adorable but I'd rather you donate money to a good cause.
Findom loser lmao, how about give your money to someone who actually needs it instead of some broad on Discord.
Yes, I know I am a huge loser. Then what?
How did men get to this point?
shut up you fucking faggot I hate men like you so much

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It should be more obvious but it isn't, sometimes you'll feel a bit of pity for them, falsely believing they are misunderstood lonely men that are just upset about being rejected. But years of bitter feelings DO NOT just vanish because you suck his penis or cook him a meal. He will CONTINUE TO SECRETLY RESENT YOU. Make no mistake if he ever harbored strong feelings of hate towards women, YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL, that hate will turn on you no matter how much love you show him. His insecurities will never go away no matter how hard you try to show him, he's always thinking in the back of his head that you will cuck him due to BILLION DOLLAR SUBVERSIVE PROPAGANDA that has POISONED HIS MIND.
If you are a male reading this, realize that your worldview is wrong, reprogram yourself, do the work to understand that WOMEN ARE NOT SATAN. After you've scrubbed your brain and no longer have ANY feelings of misogyny left,
You don't get your prize BEFORE you fix your SICK BRAIN.
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Two people that can't stand aren't better off if they lean on each other. It might feel nice at first but you're not going to get far that way. You need to learn to stand on your own with someone.

Sounds cheesy but I've found going after normie girls is more reasonable and makes you happier. The illusion of the robot gf comes from not wanting to have to change yourself.
No one here should call themselves that, its welcoming reddit/normalfag influence
i don't go after women, but not because i hate them. If I was a woman, I wouldn't date me either, so I don't want to waste my time and hers.
Can we please stop mixing robot and incels together.
That's just stupid and insulting.
I've spent my whole life as a robot but I never blamed or hated women and I'm not the only one in this situation here.
Who says I need to go far? Just drift quietly to see with your head on he lap, gently sleeping, as the waves caress on each other and you know they will never end (both of you exist in the deepest state of meditation, meditation upon each other) - thats my perfect idea of a relationship. Quite, warm, comforting and still like being protected in a womb- nothing can harm you.

I believe in relationships for love and comforts sake

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Bros there are protesters a block away from me mommy is armed and dangeroue she said she will protect her baby. That's me.

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If all of my outgoing calls get intercepted (they do), and if every woman who contacts me on the internet is a mutant alien (they are), then isn't it likely that the reason they harp so hard on the "get her number" meme is so that they they can intercept my call to her, have me get mocked by by some AI doing her voice, and then either (i) dispatch a mutant alien and let the woman I tried to call think (correctly) that I never called her, or (ii) have the AI tell me that it doesn't go out with dudes who don't spend at least 350 phone hours begging for the pussy while getting mocked by their AI?

On the other hand, when I just meet a random woman around town, at least there is a decent chance that it is not a mutant alien even though the "random" woman quite often is a mutant alien due to the priests' ability to steal unlimited money from me to fund their conspiracy of mockery and cuckoldry. I think the reason they harp so hard on the "don't ask for the pussy you want, just ask for the phone number you don't want and actually despise" meme is specifically so they can intercept the call and mock me. For years, literally 100% of my outgoing calls have been intercepted by some federal nigger who's going to drop gangstalker memes while also giving me terrible customer service and running through the list of the top ten things they know piss me off the most on the phone.

Like... even if I did get a woman's number, what would be the reason why they would let me call her when they don't let me call my bank, my internet company, best buy, walmart, or any other number I try to call? I think the real story is that they are going to shit in my cheerios no matter what I do and it is merely convenient for them to say, "We're shitting in his cheerios this way because he's not forcing us to shit in his cheerios the other way."

You know?
A lot of banging on the walls in this hotel while I make this thread.

Also, the new wriggler implanted in my penis went off a short while ago and there is a nasty lingering sensation of sexual discomfort associated with this ongoing rape. I am glad the electroshock in my penis has lessened but it is infuriating to me to think that someone would come to remove the electroshock implants but then say, "Haha, let's leave these other sexual torture implants in his dick. That will teach him to stop pursing heterosexual relations."

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>lived in small town for 24 straight years
>loser all my life, few friends that faded to no friends, never had a gf, graduated uni a virgin
>spent most of my time on the internet
>finally feel like a change is being made
>moving across country to a decent sized city in 24 days to start graduate school
>feel like this is my chance for a new beginning, to actually feel like I'm living
I can't shake the feeling that I'm going to die before then though. Either on the plane ride there, or shot in my house, or have an aneurysm or something. It seems so perfect as a suffering in hell for an eternal loop. Trudge along in misery for 24 straight years, raise hope that was thought to no longer exist, then exterminate right before the possible new beginning. Then I continue this cycle for all of eternity because of some awful thing I did in my initial existence. I can't shake the feeling, I'm really scared to get on a plane. I feel it in my bones that I'm going to die somehow.

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lmao you are all dumb normies.
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incredibly, and dare i say it, originally based op

Anon describe your idea of a perfect crime.
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This. IT doesn't matter if you get caught. people are fucking idiots and don't check their sources.
Having kids and lying about loving them even when they tun into a fuck up and letting them know they are failures when you die and then donating all your money to planned parent hood so other people don't have to make mistakes.
Killing myself since it's technically murder.
>take bitch to mexico
>rape her
>kill her
>dump her in the desert or the jungle
>mexican police wont even look for her
>US police cant do shit because jurisdiction
>cant be tried for anything until her fate is known
If you wanted to get rid of your wife or something
Bad bait, no (you) for (you)

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>"Come on bro it's your turn, you gotta piss in her mouth"

What do?
Piss in her mouth. Obviously. Duh.
I love the GGG videos but I'm not a fan of watching people get pissed on.
I have crippling shy bladder, so I'd stand there doing nothing.
How did such an unthinkable situation arise? This world can't be real.
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pissing when hard is difficult though

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Run Simulation.exe
You are now manually breathing
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thanks op you cleared my mind
i am now focusing on breathing
Run S1mulation.exe, you are now schlumping manually.

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vocaroo thread
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