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Is it weird that toothpaste gets on the edges of my mouth when I brush my teeth, and I have to wipe it off afterward?
How do I prevent this?
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it isn't possible

but what I want to know is how do you qtip your ear without choking?
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Accept being a fag and that you like mens cum on your lips
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>>68785173
Wtf bro its toothpaste.
Not everyone imagines about sucking dick all the time like you do.
You faggot.
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>>68785108
Don't use toothpaste
I don't
Its a meme
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so is ops thing normal or not? is he sped?

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Reminder that you'll never have an attractive girl to cuddle with in bed
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>>68783287
That's not the body of an attractive woman
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>>68783287
already had 2
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Picture unrelated to thread obviously
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>>68783308
Only us true robots can know this feel.
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>>68783287
Actually I will this evening. Looking forward to seeing her again bros, we've been apart for 15 days. And I'm autistic af, if I can make it so can you.

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If I'm cut and the only thing I have to give up to get a moderately trad, esoterically inclined gf is pork then I legit can't see any downsides.
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There's no guarantee she'll stay with you, though. In our hypergamous, gyno centric world, she'll probably cuck you for some arab
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>>68785295
ironic, that would be
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>>68785301
Yes indeed.

The dark dick brands the uncucked. And in this land, the uncucked are branded and lead to the north.

This is your fate.
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>>68785204
Pros:
>your children will get into good schools
>she'll have big tits
Cons:
>more nagging than usual
>her family won't like you
>your children will have no souls
>your children will have no foreskin
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You're going to have to convert and be religious if you want a "trad" wife and that's too much effort in my op.

But Israeli girls are pretty much easy game for Europeans

>gives you major schizophrenia disorder
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>>68785293
Weed is the safest drug imo. Even when you take caffeine, tobacco and alcohol into consideration.
Do I mean it's safe to mindlessly smoke that shit every day? No, you'll become a lazy degenerate. Is it okay to smoke every once in a while to have a bit more fun? Sure it is.
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>>68784593
BUT IT'S SO SAFE GUYS IT'S NOT ADDICTIVE AND IT EVEN CURES CANCER
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>>68785331
I'm not saying there's no plus but there's definitely a minus and that's being driven totally insane potentially
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>>68784593
>makes your heart race increasing your chance of a heart attack if you have an underlying condition
>Gives you withdrawals if you smoke too regularly and try to stop, killer headache plus chills and fever
>Can take you on an existential journey through hell if you are in a bad mood
>Munchies help cause weight gain
>Fast forwards your life about 3 hours each session

But conversely it will also help you relax and do better in social situations.
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>>68784836
What's the issue with DPDR, it's not even unpleasant

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what the fuck is this thing called
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I'm so glad you asked. Check my filename
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>>68783625
coal
unoriginally
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>>68783979
>wholesome
well at least it isn't based, saved thanks anon
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>>68783625
'assjak? good thread.
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>>68783625
Redjak or chugjuk, my good white man.

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I had sex with a girl from Tinder who told me she was 18 but after I had sex with her she revealed to me she was actually 17. Am I a bad guy? 17 is legal here so I won't go to jail but I felt pretty shitty after she told me.
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>>68784233
>one year age difference
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>>68784412
>Who the hell cares
The cops.
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>>68784233
>i had legal sex, is that bad?
It's bad that you're being such a pussy about getting prime pussy
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>>68784279
Boku no Pico seconds?
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>>68784233
no you got lied to but stop chasing girls that are barely 18 to begin with

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>astrology sign is virgo
>am a virgin
>girls instantly look disgusted after they ask me what sign i am
Whatever witch made this gay shit needs to burn at the stake
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>>68785141
ahahahhahahhahaha

me too dude. im 31 kv and a virgo. HAHAHAHAHHAHA

cucked before i was even born! cucked by god to suffer!

fuck this shitty world hahahahahahahahahahah. what a shitty meme

man, thats such bullshit, i hate all of you faggots and god and this shitty world. lol
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>>68785332
what's your moon sign and ascendant sign? also your true node indicates who you can become (my sun sign is taurus, but my true node is leo, meaning i need to transform from taurus to leo) you're not doomed to stay virgo forever
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>>68785340
how the fuck am i suppose to know that?

im just some autist who is cucked by stupid shit like astrology, apparently for something i dont remember doing

just cucked for no reason. what a meme. i dont even know how i can find out my sun sign or whatever

give me a link if u have one
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What does aquarius mean?
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>>68785350
i used this
>https://www.astro.com/cgi/chart.cgi
for better accuracy you'll need the hour and minutes of your birth

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I made some calculations and I'm pretty sure smoking does most damage to smokers wallet. This year alone I have spent over 400e on tobacco products.
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>>68783410
>30g LD tobacco bag costs over 5eu here
>it takes less than a month to finish it at my smoking rate
regular ciggies are a scam
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>>68784397
>>68783410
+ this is a smoking general nao
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Starting smoking was the stupidest fucking thing I've ever done in my life. Quit sooner than later
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>>68784740
quitting is easy lol, I hae already quit like 5 times.
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>>68783410
It's not like you were going to spend the money on something important anyway

How can you possibly expect to meet an honest women now that social media exists. It ruined life literally
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>>68784999
You have to expand your horizons. no matter what complaints you have about our society, other countries view a marriage to an American citizen as a golden ticket to a better life, a green card
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>>68784999
MMMMMmpppfffff mmmmmmmmmmmmMfbmmmmffffff
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>>68785345
That picture was great, nice read.

r9k was never meant to be a haven for incels, we were just taken over by angsty frog posters. what we WERE was a comfy community of Arcane mentlegen. naturally this attracted lonely incels due to the community that was built up.

Slim thicc Jinx to catch attention
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>>68783902
>r9k was a arcane hangout
I'm guessing this is a joke, or a delusion?
R9k is like over 10 years old, arcane show came out in the last year.
That's at least about a 9(+more) year period of r9k without arcane.

Go back to /a/.
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>>68785250
tthis post gave me cancer
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>>68783902
This place used to be /b/ with the filter. I remember when numale incels used to just have a couple of threads. I don't know why these idiots decided this meant they were the board.
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>>68783902
>slim thicc jinx
Heresy, jinx is skinny and petite. At that point what you have is a cosplay of her
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It all went downhill when the porn ads came in and the discord trannies made this site their home

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i just want to have wholesome, intimate vanilla sex. is that so much to ask?

can we discuss this?
like will this happen for me in college (as an average emo liberal arts hoe female) or is intimacy just not a thing in current year even for us sex havers? is good sex seriously gone forever because of pornbrain and hookup culture?
this is why i'm unironically considering reconnecting with catholicism and practicing chastity as a lefty atheist.
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>>68784592
no fuck that lame crabcore shit. play the mentors instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG5iGd7qLgc
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>>68785012
Explanation of how or why she's a virgin?
>there's a middle ground between virgin and hoe
Not on r9k, not for lot of guys.

I assume surface dwellers you mean to point out the difference between "normal" people who often go outside, and "incels" who might often stay inside?
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>>68785198
No breakdowns, not music
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>>68784584
so how many dicks did you suck at your drugged out college parties, you worthless whore?

>coked out whores who blow sports players and chads talks about what she wants

the sheer entitlement of these whores
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>>68784584
i just know your body count is above 5 already
now post your feet soles

What's with the massive uptick of posts telling white men to racemix with black women and that keep bashing white women?
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>>68785234
What's with all the bots spamming race bait designed to make white male incels angry at anyone who isn't white?
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>>68785096
Some autist trying to counter Blacked posting most likely, unaware that Blacked posters are white also.
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>>68785245
Bot detected
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>>68785339
What's with all the bots detecting bots?
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>>68785342
This is how the White Identity Extremist echo chamber works.
When they shill propaganda and lies they call it "based" and "red pilled".
When anyone disagrees with them they call it "bot" "shills" "(((them)))".
Their disinformation pipeline depends on emotional reactions, made up inforgraphics, massive samefagging and the denial of facts.

Are video game/anime conventions an easy place to get an easy lay from cosplay chicks? If cringe compilations are anything to go by I would be a gigachad around there.
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>>68782504
The last few AN parties I went they all get cancelled or some shit due to noise complaints
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>>68782560
It's kinda funny when you recognize some of these people, especially that bald guy
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>>68781834
What do cons smell like?
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>>68783496
Holy fuck. This picture is insanity for a weeb autist meetup.

It's a 1:1 ratio of men to women. 5 men, 5 women. Insane.
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>>68783566
it was from 2017 I think

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need feet and butthole gf - day 21
throwback noa pic edition
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>>68781932
bumping for feet and butthole gf (female) originally
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I too want PEET, spammerfriend
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Beat PEET
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Hail PEET POOT
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Pootie peetie

how do I get more girls and even men to catcall/hit on me more? I'm a skinny tall white male btw
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>>68784945
I would wear that ironically and unironically at the same time
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>>68784959
yeah very interesting, now post tummy u fag
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>>68785001
I'm not really gay but every girl I've dated wants me to be bi and is into sissification stuff

I hope I don't get banned for this lol
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Heres how: take your shitty normalfag questions to reddit and ask them
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>>68784959
Irionically and unironically based




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