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Holy chit this song is so good

Listen to it or your mom will die in her sleep tonight

https://youtu.be/6MoRc1HnNys?si=CSFYS0iGN1J0ZP1d
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>>84158288
Sounds like the type of shit my gym plays
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>>84158288
shit sounds like ai slop
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>>84158288
>Listen to it or your mom will die in her sleep tonight

Thanks king.
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>>84159258
Based gym
>>84159303
Wrong
>>84159330
Youre welcome bud

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Why are more and more guys choosing to feminize themselves and turn themselves into goon material for other men instead of becoming real men? Is looking pretty that addicting?
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>>84159712
This could actually solve the demographic imbalance problem.
Promote hrt in Africa and India and promote being a bichad in the West.
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I want big white femboy cock to rape shiva until squirt!!! Sex!!
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>>84154034
I want to drink every drop mmmhmm
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Please someone tell me how to get ralixofione from the devil country china so i can be becoming the perfect exotic desi fucktoy for big girth penises
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I want every drops of hrts in the world to be putting in the river ganges to rape my people souls and bodys please vishna
They said being a indian faggot would get me nowhere but i am wanting the big white cocks rn

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Why are the women on porn so much hotter than women irl?
I have a gf that Ive been dating for about 2 years. Shes kind slim thick, but she honestly does nothing for me lookswise. Recently she bought some white lingerie and has been sending me pics in them, but she honestly just looks pathetic. Pic related was the first OnlyFans bitch I found wearing the same lingerie and she absolutely mogs my gf. What gives?
>hurr durr youre a coomer porn addict.
Nope, I only jerk off to porn about once a week or less. Most women are hags irl and chase Chad. If they chase Chad, why is it so bad for me to be more attracted to porn whores?
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>>84159731
have you considered not being a faggot op?
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>>84159745
I noticed you completely avoided my points. Simp or roastie? Call it.
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Just say you love men porn brain
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>>84159745
>>84159760
Something I noticed about roasties and their faggot simps is that anyone that finds their sub 5 irl hags repulsive, like any normal person would, is automatically deemed a homosexual.
A guy will call some obese landwhale an obese landwhale and youll have an army of simps calling that guy gay for not finding morbidly obese women curvy.
Sorry, roasties and faggot simps, I will never find your sub 5 hags attractive.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU ROASTIE
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>>84159623
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU ROASTIE
Shit thread
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>>84159623
>what foids imagine when asked why she doesn't date short men
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>>84159656
i have never hurt a fly but i'm also not that short
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>>84159623
This is why women don't trust 5'10" men.
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>>84159737
5'10"? That guy is at least a 5'11" king of manlets

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anybody here into og usernames? found a guy on a forum that sells the insta handle i want but i dont know how this shit works, he looks legit so prob not a scam but still
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>>84159720
Sort of?
I like to buy 4 letter username or 3 letter usernames, never been scammed before
Use a middleman or something and check if he got vouches

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I wanna kms bc i will never have any friends or a girlfriend
it's so over for me
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>>84158614
I had friends and they all had girlfriends and conversely that renders one friendless as well. Funny how life works.
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Kill yourself jew scum
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>>84158894
Yeah i will, don't worry
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>>84158925
How though, what's the best commonly available method?
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>>84158614
please dont hurt yourself buddy...
you can still find those relationships
do u play any online video games? using a microphone & having a shared interest to talk about is a great way to make connections

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Why aren't you schizoidmaxxing yet?
>not giving a fuck about bitches and friends
>no desire in expensive shit like traveling
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>>84158443
>Isolate yourself enough and you'll get there.
Ive been isolating myself for over 10 years now and im still avoidant and not schizoid. I still feel miserable and lonely
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Schzoid is derived from love and affection being unsafe, with the young child severing themself.
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>>84157750
So a retard?
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i am an officially diagnosed schizoid
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>>84157750
I have all those characteristics but the confident and no interest in sex part

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How many men have idea that their girl is cheating on them but are too scared to accuse them cause she might leave them? how common is this
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>>84159127
Yeah been there. My ex was cheating on me for about 3 years. I knew but i pretended i didn't. I was hoping she would just eventually stop. I didn't want her to leave, i loved her so much. Then she got pregnant and i knew it wasn't from me, because we didn't have sex in 4 months due to me being away for a uni networking workshop. I was willing to wait out her cheating and then marry her if she would stop, but i'm not going to be raising some other guys kid.

Falling in love this hard is very dangerous, you let yourself be abused to absolute fuck
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>>84159415
That's brutal but I'm curious what happened to kid?
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>>84159586
I have absolutely no fucking clue lmao. It's not like she announced the pregnancy or anything, i just walked in on her taking a pregnancy test, and she tried to say it's mine, and i told her that i know about her cheating, and she started saying how i'm wrong and that this is me trying to get out of being a dad. And like i told her that she doesn't have to pretend because i knew for years, all those times when i came home and heard she was fucking inside, so i just left to pass the time, shit like that. Apartment was mine so i just told her to pack her stuff and move out or i would tell her family, and that made her quiet down real fast. She was gone quick. Never spoke to her again. I have no idea what she is up to, if she had the kid or aborted or gave up for adoption. No idea

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The destiny of the redditor is to be cucked.
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>>84159683
This is why you never get into relationships brah.
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OP posted this himself btw
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>>84159727
Yes, I can confirm I posted this thread myself to /r9k/.
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>>84159727
Redditfags posting shit here so they can post it on reddit, then posting shit on reddit so they can post here. What a circle of faggotry
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>>84159727
OP from original thread here. AMA.

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What exactly do normies have against listening to video game music? It definitely has more artistic merit than the popslop they listen to.
Whenever I put any on around people everyone looks at me like a fucking leper. A girl once broke up with me after finding out I listen to it.
I hate that I have to keep my taste in music more secret than the nuclear launch codes.
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>>84158006
If you're listening to "video game music" I'm assuming you're just listening to it because of its connection to a game and you have limited interest in music itself and exploring the medium in any kind of depth.
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Music is filled with pretentious retards OP, I wouldn't worry too much about it.
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>>84159480
Untrue, in fact sometimes it's the opposite. I mainly played Undertale because of the soundtrack.
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>>84158110
Right because the thousands of rap songs about getting money and bitches are so carefully made and deep. Or the countless whiny songs about love are SO meaningful and nuanced. That's some bullshit right there Anon.
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>>84159246
I don't know. I think some stuff about normies is retarded. They give some autists shit for stimming but then they flail their arms and legs autistically in a pattern and call it "dancing". Most dancing looks retarded as hell.

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I accidentally ran a red light two nights ago
It was a quiet town, dark. I didnt see a flash or notice any cameras but im paranoid ill still get fined

Is there a chance If theres no camera I am in the clear? Im worried even if no camera some fag might report me
Am I overthink it
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>>84159599
>neurotic

Its a very normal thing to worry about , and the ticket can take weeks to come
Imnot gonna sit around stressing for weeks
>>84159603
Getting caught I guess, I think im just paranoid because I rarely leave the house
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noone but a police officer can accuse you
if police saw you they'd chase and stop you on the spot
if there's no camera you are fine
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>>84159634
Worrying about running a red 2 days ago is not normal behavior either you get ticketed or you don't
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>gate keeping what normal behaviour is
>on a board for outcasts and robots
Lol
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>>84159539
Dude wtf you're gonna get arrested

Go to the nearest police station and turn yourself in

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a girl having casual sex once or twice ever would honestly mindbreak me more than her being a slut. the latter at least is easy to explain (they were molested), but the former would drive me mad. what imbued them with such lust that they were willing to engage in one of the most dangerous behaviors a woman can do?
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>>84157374
literally this
it makes me feel sick imagining her just randomly having sex with a guy one day
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>>84158310
Chad lives in a different reality.
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>>84159419
>>84158310
Lol her cuck boyfriend had to take her on a date and get to know her first. Meanwhile this unc just rapes her in his car.
Even women with low body counts are terminal whores
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>>84157374
Most of the time they are the same. It takes a fucked up upbringing for anyone to choose shallow connections for temporary dopamine release. It's so rare to have a "normal" upbringing nowadays so it keeps spiraling with every generation.
>>84157385
>>84157389
Samefagging sour grapes.
>>84158054
Yep. Hard to argue against the women are like children argument.
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>>84159423
>Lol her cuck boyfriend had to take her on a date and get to know her first
apparently not >>84157714

I can't take this shit anymore, I thought is as done this year with my fuckin ged-tier education as a soon to be 40yo, but turns out I will be late for finishing up studies in summer to apply for uni
Man I can't take this dog shit education anymore I need to move on with my life aka actually a real education not be stuck in hs level education
My mental state is deteriorating I also hate my education place
Man I need to get the fuck out, I thought it was over
I'm being tortured
One more fucking year?
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>>84159283
i know its hard, but u got this buddy!
just think of how satisfying itll be when its finally over

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Apparently people use drugs to have women addicted to them. Is this how ugly men get girls? They use drugs
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>>84159360
hentai is real?
ugly bastards truly won

How would you cheer up a depressed trans girl?
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>>84159620
That image smells bad like it smells really bad
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>>84159620
I wouldn't because I just know HE would want sex even though I'm just trying to be friendly
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transsexual have a 59% chance of not attempting suicide :D
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>>84159620
Be nice, episode or two of comfort tv, stroke her hair while she rests her head on my lap.

Dunno though, I generally prefer other guys and am kind of burnt out on comforting depressives.
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Maybe a hug? If they are cute. Otherwise I don't want them anywhere near me


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