Ask a public buttcrack flasher anything.
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>>77260005I've started running & going to the gym for those very reasons
>>77259659Some women specifically target autists. Autists are, very pure being so our suffering is something of a delicacy, particularly to bpd who will very aggressively approach and pursue, then pull you into femgame of hot and cold. This results in two outcomes that drive, them insane with delight. It twists the poor autists guts, heart and soul into a knot causing extreme duress, and with coyness applied with a skillfully can induce limerence and stalker behavior. The hunter who secretly desires to be prey. She will not let up until she consumes every thought going through your mind. This is what bpds call the appetizer. Once appetite is sufficiently stimulated she will succumb to your tenacity(which she planted as a seed some time in the past). You thought hell was hot and cold? Nope. You're a narcissist. You are at the mercy of her capricious whims now. Do take responsibility, you were the one who tamed her into your gf of course. Remember how really you were the one who onesidedly pursued until she collapsed from exhaustion. Take responsibility. This is when the abuse starts. She had a dream about you, you fucking piece of shit how could dream you do that. She'll gaslight you into thinking maybe your tone of voice actually did differ from monotone and you're such a bad abuser. Guilty, shame, make it up to her. What the fuck duhe you're suffocating her. She fucks some random guy just to catch her breathe and live out from under your tyranny for one day. Feel guilty, you did this to her you're not the victim. Think you're on the ropes now? To, she'll forgive you for making her cheat on you. But you're not on the ropes, you're a worm on a hook. This is when the physical abuse starts. Yelling is a common occurrence. You're ashamed and have to cover the scars. Things are nice for a while. You weathered the storm. Tempest has cleared and sky is wide open. She's affectionate, hasn't hit you, yelled, or broken something in over three days. Happily ever after.
>>77259659>>77260261Wait. Your boss is texting you strange messages and sounds deeply troubled. Half your acquaintances have blocked you and the other half are sending threatening messages and hate mail. You have a ton of missed calls from your mother, sister, aunt, and cousins. You really should stop keeping your phone on sulent.It takes a while but eventually you put the pieces together. The reason you haven't seen your gf the last two days isn't because she's visiting her parents. She's in a woman's shelter for domestic violence victims. You've been beating, raping, and abusing this poor sweet angel for months now and only by the grace of you know who did she manage to defeat all odds and escape your clutches long enough to find safety.
>>77260261My first gf at 25 was a BPDemonBPD girls have the ability to make you feel like the manliest man who ever fucking livedIt can go on like this for weeks, monthsBut eventually the switch flipsThey become the most cruel fucking people. You feel like shit, like a total fucking faggotBut you remember the way it was before, its like a drug, and you chase itMine eventually left me to fuck her "abusive" ex, tried to come back to me after being pumped and dumped but my now wife had already moved on me
>>77260005I always had some low level hypermobility. Can fold fingers back over, double jointed thumbs. Lanklet. Only thing missing is the crystal ivs.One night of bad sleep and pain in ankles, knees, hips, and elbows. Just flexing and extending fingers by themselves they snap crackle and pop. Sitting in agura like a retarded weeb you go to reach for something and there's a sharp pain in the knee. It tried to dislocate, not from physical activity, from fucking sitting. Any small duration of standing or walking over an hour leads to lumbar pain. Go past 90 minutes and lower back feels OK, in comparison. It's still there only overshadowed by the pain in the shoulders. The sedentary life starts to catch up. Don't even have the skelly 130lb aesthetic going anymore. Big fat fucking pig 180lbs now and when you think about it that's another 50lbs on a fragile 6'4 frame. You don't even bother keeping the ibuprofen and Tylenol in the nightstand drawer. They now proudly sit on their thrown that is the top of the nightstand. "Don't worry", they mockingly feign empathy. "in less than fifteen years you'll check out following a dissecting aortic aneurysm." Your neck can't even pop even if you wanted it to. That cartilage has been worn down and the pleasant popping sensation is replaced with clicks and grinding.
Why are moids so cute and loveable?
>>77260027disgusting creatuire never respond to me again
>>77260027been that way for 12 years at least, foul beast.
>>77260051Haha funny but yes, that too
>>77259217>moids so cuteNot me, I'm just unfortunate.
>>77259953Bro, you have no reason to be so fat.It shows you're either too stupid or too lazy to take care of yourself.I know there are niche cases like boogie's "muh fatness is due to my psychological coping mechanisms" but that just means you're literally unable to cope with whatever.I'm not saying this to be mean, but you need to start (or continue) losing some weight pronto. >>>/fit/fastYou're still worthy of love regardless of how fat you are, this is me showing said love. Get better soon.
Anons who have ever been in a serious potentially life threatening fight where your opponent was stronger than you, what did you do to win it if you managed to?
>>77259854this dude really?you'd live off that?
turned 360 degrees and walked away
>>77259834I shot the fucking nigger and his spic friend. And I'd do it again.
>>77259876I would live off a graduate student being told New Girl is a problem, in current age
>>77259834I want to shove my fat cock down her throat.
>opening a beer bottle with a pill bottle
>opening a beer bottle with a driver side door latch
>>77260078>>77260238>opening a beer bottle with a cockpit door latch
>using both to open both at the same time and getting pills and beer everywhere
i hate everyone including (YOU) everyone deserves to die for how mean they are to me
>>77260276>Goofy ahh tranimelol ok normoid. why don't you just GTFO? btw 4ch is a anime website retard, the mascot is literally an anime girl >>77260287you probably were i just know anon
>>77260308Tranimetard can you answer the question?
>>77260319can you gtfo newfaggot?
>>77260308im never mean to anyone
>>77260333Boring retard. Get some new content instead of bringing the same old tiktok tranime shit here, p3d0 trash.
Theres a guy at my job who makes fun of me and calls me fat so , man tits and in general is an asshole and makes me feel bad about my self Why ?
>>77258122Report him to HR. Ignore whatever loser here is on his side.
>>77257963Why don't you just kill him?
>>77257963Just get jacked and then he will be threatened by you and he will not say anything. This takes at least 3 years to achieve though
>>77259033>>77259228duality of r9k could never been more stark
>>77258523>would reporting not just make me a bigger targetMany companies have anti-retaliation policies, so you can report retaliation for reports.
YOU INCELS
>>77258825consume the black pill so we can become one onions boy beta cuck lmao who writes this shit
>>77259024damn you're right lmao
that's the funniest shit ive seen in days
>>77258825I've never felt so validated and seen by a TV character until this show
>>77258825>front page instead of your home boards catalogNGMI
dear autists: the more we talk about accepting you, the further we will go out of our way to exclude and hurt you.
>>77260222It bothers me that they are incapable of feeling any empathy. Autism seems dangerous, especially when they are stimming
>>77260243My stim is shoving my cock down OPs throat, which would be dangerous considering that my cock is of an incredibly large length of girth, and may and up damaging his sensitive mouthparts.
they said the same thing about the gays and trans and look at them nowits only a matter of time before our time comes tism brothersRISE UP!
>>77260271Autistic people literally are trans
>>77260289woah thats deep i didnt think of it like thatlike sometimes i think a thing should work one way and thats the way it is in because my head but for trans people its their genitals for that
Dressed up EditionIt's Momcest Tuesday. You guys know what it is all about, share pictures and thoughts on milfs or your own lovely mom.Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77152873/Thread questions: Does your mom look stunning when dressing up for events? When's the last time you saw her like that?
>>77254377why does he have a camera in his room? his mom is a serious pervert, isn't she
Anyone else have a very controlling, intrusive and possesssive mom?
>>77259992Cameras around the house and in your son's bedroom are normalWhat's not "normal" is the mom sleeping naked with him>>77260226Yeah, me. What up?
>>77260297and who is watching those cameras? his mom wants to watch him masturbate?
>>77260318Some moms can be extra controlling, see above.
>2019>Edgy middle schooler that watched gore daily>2024>Tgirl that cries over sad kitten videos
>>77259410i wish i could cry, the last time i remember crying was 10 years agoi endure hardships everyday, im fucking tired of everything but is kinda funny how shit keeps happening in my life, im not even able to cry i just do the clint eastwood face
>>77260182Except when you do it you look like picrel
>>77260198im not fat thank god
>>77259410>middle schooler in 2019fucking hell man
>>77259410>TgirlMam you are a grown adult, you are not a girl.
Do you smoke weed alone?
>>77258335My self is cringing at you how can you even behave like that bro
I've only ever smoked weed alone. I don't do it anymore because I'm too smart and with great intelligence comes great anxiety.
kali cush aint no joike man
>>77256840I prefer to not do any drug alone, as its a sign of addiction, though I'd rather smoke alone than drink alone.>>77257443Clean that shit man, hit it with the isopropyl and salt and give it a shake.
>>77257443Use alcohol 99% and salt. AND CLEAN THAT FUCKING THING YOU LAZY CUNT.>t.exstoner
men of /r9k/ how do you cope with this?
>>77258806those could be the same erect size thoughbeit
>>77258806I'd rather be the guy on the right. Nothing to cope about. Have you never seen a grower?
>>77258806Cope with the fact guys have dicks? Why did you legit post two pictures of uncensored penises and ask how we'd cope?
nice thing about experienced women is they know about growers
>>77258806>men of /r9k/ how do you cope with this?Cope with my big shlong? Most of the time i have to tuck it into my waist band because it just keep flopping around everywhere, makes it a bit awkward especially when i wear looser pants.
Another failed day because I'm a failure. Haha, maybe tomorrow will be better?
My wife and I recently have had sex maybe once or twice a month max. I would prefer it was more and I've mentioned it in the past. We've been together 7 years. We are both early 30's. No children (yet?).The sex we do have is not great. I feel she is not very into it, despite my best efforts. A while back she wanted to put something on the TV while we had sex???? I was not on board with that.Today I tried to have sex but she said she wasn't in the mood. She said she would buy me whatever porn I wanted. She said this completely seriously. I don't usually watch porn and I have really no clue why she thinks this is something that I'd be down for. It's not that I never have, it's just that I'd rather have sex with my wife. I told her that I don't want porn, I want to be intimate with the woman I love. She acknowledged this and said she'd think about things.What would cause this? It feels very out of left field. Is it over? Notes: No, she is not on birth control. No, I didn't get fat. No, she isn't cheating.
>>77257815Can you see if she'll buy you Bullying Messy Puke Slut by ero hime? And share it with me?
>>77257873>>77258544>nature>nature>unnatural>natureNaturally kill yourself, you faggot retard.>>77259613>just create more nigger slavecattleMight hebrew of you!This anon >>77258688 is also correct. Just get fucked you feebleminded tradlarper. Bet you worship the jew on a stick, too.
>>77259871Lol, try something less extreme and it might happen!
>>77259769>Need is present. Need is disregarded. She still loves me she just doesn't want to have sex with me even just a little to take care of my needs.Very good point. I feel like there's probably a bit of TikTok/HR dominated world brainwashing in here too though - this is the one male need, where if a female compromises in fulfilling that need even though it's not her top preference, the guy is effectively deemed a rapist if this ever comes out as knowledge. What I'm trying to say is that society doesn't treat this need in the same way as it treats other needs in a relationship, and I expect my wife thinks along the same lines - I don't think "I look after you by doing X, you should be looking after me by having enthusiastic sex with me!" is logic that would get me anywhere.>There could be a cultural element at play here.I will have a look further into this.
It may be her nature, she's less sexual than other women. She may be depressed which is very common.She may have fallen out of love for you, in which case you really have to search out there for an answer. Your relationship needs a major upset.What kind of sex do you have as a couple? Have you done it outside the bedroom?
