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Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it in this thread!
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I'm really trying to enjoy life but for some reason I can't seem to
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I continue to be an idiot to this day while I saw you as worse than others but I was wrong. I don't deserve your company nor do I deserve your love. I had treated you worse than anyone else I've dated and I'm sorry
I can't look at myself anymore. It's been really easy for me to idealize others but for some reason it just hurt to think about you. I'm sorry. You deserved better from the start.
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I'm telling Timbaland
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Dear B,

I should've made more erotic references to you. I didn't know about your disorders, I'm deeply sorry about them. Prof Patrick Haggard and PhD candidate Zheng Huang and the curly Hawk withtthe big jewish nose aren't good male partners. In fact, they are pathetic, if anything. I still prefer you and your rich bodybuilder friend, in a threeway, or just the two of us. Anyway.

TJ
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I like when she calls me sweet heart

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You ache for it, don't you?
To be the one pressing forward, to feel the resistance of another body yielding to your demand, to claim instead of being claimed. Your hips rock against thigh, your fingers dig into skin, but it's never enough because you can't. No matter how hard you grind, how desperately you want to, your body refuses you that final, cruel satisfaction. You can simulate it, tease it, wear a prosthetic, but you'll never have it. No thick, insistent length to split anything open, no way to fill a hole the way you crave to be filled. You're left with the hollow mockery of straps and prosthetics, the bitter knowledge that every thrust is a lie. You'll never fuck anything the way you need to.
And that's the worst part: the way your body betrays you, the way it forces you to beg for what others can simply take.
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wtf is OP going on about?
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>>84610908
The absolute inferiority of female genitals
How they're disabled for need to weak a prosthetic (aka strapon) to fuck
and many more!
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>>84608281
when did you make the jump to r9k nopenisanon?
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>>84611371
idk, a few month ago? I knew it existed for years though
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>>84610468
Like 99% of /r9k/ are not fetish threads already.
At least humiliating women is a constructive pursuit.

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I'm the living proof that personality does not matter

I'm not autistic, but I act worse than many autists. My social skills are horrendous. I don't think I've ever had a true conservation, even with my only friend and cousins, I talk a bit and stay 5 minutes silent. I can't maintain eye contact too
Yet many women and fags wanted my dick because I'm tall and handsome. Of course, I rejected them all because I'm also extremely purist and anything other than a virgin is trash to me
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>>84610028
Men do the same
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>>84610698
Only difference, men do so with 6 out of 10 women, while women, with 1/99 of men.
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>>84609553
And Im living proof that personality does matter

Im sub5 and have had girls into me due to le personality
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>>84610948
>The legendary 1/10 pajeet manlet janitor
kekw
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>>84609553
>introvert chad
Mysterious
>introvert incel
Creepy
>extrovert chad
Jock
>extrovert incel
Napoleon complex

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>Having a civil discussion about purity
>Say you don't consider non-virginal woman as a relationship candidate and even rejected several girls for this reason
>Random basedcuck inserts the following text
"Abusive incel aura from this conversation would dry up every woman on the planet"
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>>84611152
They probably still just want a "normal" man
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>>84611027
I NEED a big tiddy Sadako gf
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>>84611472
I've come buckets to Sadako, i have no idea what is it about japanese women with white skin and long, black hair that turns me on so much. I seriously envy the guys who manage to score one of those
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>>84611027
the only appropriate response is to ask for a viewing of the basedcuck's highschool diploma
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>>84611027
>Abusive
Yes, women love to be abused, more so if they aren't virgins.

Broke men with potential are better than rich men.

Not just any broke men. They need a plan and to be decently attractive.

But the guys that already have money? No, hard pass, unless they give a reason to still want them.
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>>84609881
In my opinion, the rich men were clingy to me, while the poor men were superficial fuckboys.
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>>84609855
>pic
woah
literallly me

i heard a thing about how guys who were fat and got fit turned "evil" lol
we just stopped with the "funny fat guy" personality desu
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>>84610903
Feel free to elaborate, anon. That was not my experience.
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>>84610934
Why would you stop being funny when you get fit?

I'm funnier when I'm more fit.
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>>84611617
The poor guys on Tinder were fuckboys, because they were hot. The rich guy I am married to right now is clingy. The rich guys from the strip club and my escorting jobs were WAY more respectful than the entitled and selfish Tinder boys.

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>she won't pay rent
>she is "tired of working"
>she wants to be a kept woman
>she doesn't want kids
>she wants to be a stay-at-home girlfriend/wife
>she doesn't like doing chores
>she screams about how she's not "a bangmaid"
>she expects you to "provide" so she can hang out at home all day
>tfw you're in a modern relationshit
what is the point of all this?
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>>84611381
>Even in the fog of war, a tank is still visible
Or whatever the quote is.
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>>84611381
for what purpose? what's her endgame?
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>>84607682
>she doesn't want kids
>she doesn't like doing chores
What's the point of involving yourself with a woman who won't give you kids and take care of your home?
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>>84607682
Because men accept it. Nobody is forcing you to get with a useless hoe that nags you all day and drains your bank account. But dudes do it anyway, for that crumb of mid pussy that she will withhold when she wants anyway. Could just be stable and beat yo meat instead.

Men enable all of this behaviour. I'm not gonna cry for some betabuxxer that saddles himself with a shit relationship.
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>>84610926
>dumb idea. you'll regret it later in life
If you live in a developed cunt tree, being DINKs makes it stupidly easy to work very little and be set for life. You'll have a ton of discretionary income to throw into an index fund.

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if there were a pill that expunged your empathy altogether and rendered you a calculating scheming psychopath, would you take it?
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No steve brother you are not edgy, also being empathic is good for foids, bad for the business tho
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>>84611086

I would not. In this world, such a pill would have to take away your spirit and make you an empty vessel, no different than an NPC, in order to work.
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>>84611086
Who gave me this fucking pill growing up?!
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>>84611086
you know you can just choose to ignore your empathy, right? you dont have to give a shit about anything if you dont want to
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>>84611086
no empathy is a powerful tool

lacking it both disarms and unbinds ur weakened tool set

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any oldfags remember BBS from the 80s/90s? What were posters like then compared to now?
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>>84611711
No, but this website tries to document the BBS period.
http://textfiles.com/history/

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r9k what are your standards for a relationship partner?
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>>84611602
I know, just letting you know my headspace. Which seems similar to yours based on that last sentence.
>don't know if you would love me
Because I don't know you yet. But that's what I would want out of a relationship as well. A "you and me vs the rest of the world" thing, where nothing/no one else matters. But that requires a level of vulnerability
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>>84610971
>Chad
>rich so I don't ever need to work
>loyal
>likes the same things as me
pretty reasonable, right?
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>>84611647
music is my main interest for sure! i am a big rym user and i listen to lots of different artists and genres. my favourite genre is industrial and i like some /mu/core artists like death grips
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>>84610971
>wants marriage
>wants kids
Most of these are flexible, but my preferences are:
>White or maybe Northeast Asian
>At least 180cm or so
>23-33 years old
>Broke but has a plan to get out of it
>Manly and good-looking
>Minimal signs of aging
>Fit
>At least a bachelors degree
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>>84611708
Ok cool. Do you have disc or something? Do you wanna talk?

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To that guy asking why not balding
It's because women are not attracted to men they are attracted to beauty which is inherently a feminine trait
Women are only attracted to each other because they are naracist
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xddddd that's good form

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>republicans are gonna pass an amnesty bill for THIS
wtf I'm right wing now?
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>>84611687
GUHHH also what does that mean? is that good or bad for picrel
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>>84611712
Amnesty means giving citizenship to illegal Mexicans this guy is Mexican or some kind of south American or something
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>>84611720
Brown girls look so cute in snow

What would you of your girlfriend told you she was going out on a girls trip , but she was really getting railed by soccer players?
And the player posted pics with her on Instagram so everyone knows you got cucked
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>>84610036
Originally a basque name but second most common name in latin america. If she lives in madrid or sevilla you can almost be certain.
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>>84609986
Your dating pool is now 0. Congratulations.
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>>84609986
Same here. So I guess that fagot that replied to you, well, his comment applies to me as well I guess!
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>>84609745
>twitter screenshot
thread ignored. do better
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>>84609745
>your girlfriend told you she was going out on a girls trip
Cool, she's paying for my ticket as well.

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Foids, what are some fetishes you like to goon to?
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>>84606359
rough sex, vomit, throatfucking, ryona, guro
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>>84606404
You are the reason I see bug porn occasionally posted ]:< how could you do this to me
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>>84610767
someone likes it rough
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>>84606580
bonus points if you get really drunk to lace the milk with alcohol
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>>84606359
Anal only usually. Rape and monster stuff, sometimes romantic pairings if the characters are appealing. Gangbangs occasionally. Fpov blowjob stuff is hot too. I wish it was more mainstream, I want to see someone make an fpov blowbang video, it's an untapped market. Obscure the men's faces, the women don't want to see them anyway. Get a bunch of guys with nice enough builds and solid dicks and I think a lot of women would watch, especially if the camerawoman is skilled enough and the guys moan naturally throughout

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Any plans this weekend?
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>>84610741
I'm Filipino >_<

I'm ok with any kind of dick as long as it's not Indian.
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>>84611258
Mexican. 7 inch. 30yo.
Let me know my hotel is about 10 minutes.
Ofc we can meet at the con.
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>>84611482
Yay I'm at the Insignia right in front of Cesar Chavez park
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>>84611640
El primo se quiere chingar a unos trapitos ya valimos verga.
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Por ordenes de El Mencho la homosexualidad sera castigada con balazos. CNG

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Why do people hate freemasons? They seem to have had a lot of respectable people that joined them.
What does /r9k/ think of freemasons?


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