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I'm sick and tired of waiting for the next Hitler to appear. When the FUCK is he coming to save us?
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>While there are many similarities to pre-nazi Germany in the world right now,
there aren't lol this is just what armchair revolutionaries tell each other to justify believing in crackpot ideologies from 100 years ago. we live in some of the most stable prosperous times in human history.
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Firstly, the largest part of the commonality between the two settings are the extreme political divisiveness, and the low morale, and the presence of the violent anti-fascist action group.

Second, the stability is a farce and some people know it. The employment-population ratio is the lowest it's ever been. But unlike the 1920s, the government is paying people to not work. Many of the workforce can be laid off at any time. And much of that workforce are doing "non-jobs", or "blatantly non-contributory work". This "stability" is precarious at best.

Lastly, security and stability do not account for the entire hierarchy of needs. Although, common people aren't willing to give up security for conflict.
Yet people are more unhappy than ever
The suicide rate has never been higher
So maybe this "prosperous time" is actually not that good
> we live in some of the most stable prosperous times in human history

Yeah, only because of nuclear weapons you retard, we would have had WW3 decades ago if not.
Excellent observation. "Mutually Assured Destruction" is a staggeringly large factor in military strategy now. Any conflict between NATO and non-NATO countries is highly likely to end in total nuclear destruction.

In WWII, radar won the war. In WWIII, nuclear bombardment will win the war. Except winning is the same as losing. It's a stalemate until the next breakthrough

i am of the female gender.

>female gender.
>female gender.
>female gender.

i am a NEET. i do not use social media.
i am a lurker online, who fears people.
i am weak, people do not accept the weak into their herds. i am not alone. i am not a predator AMA
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I accept you just the way you are, queen. Add me if you need someone to talk to and who will make you feel safe in this scary world

Ever swallowed cum? If not wanna give it a try?
everyone has their own things they are comfortable with. no one is comfortable with just anything.
being gay doesn't make you're based. sexuality has nothing to do with being based. you can be gay and a faggot like yourself. or you can just be gay. being gay makes you feminine like you i also enjoy the aesthetics of males i am of no threat to you. don't let roasties social behavior affect your own.
it doesn't take a toll at all, i am not a tranny i do not long to BE the OTHER sex. everyone is unique in their own way. with their own strengths and weaknesses. i am a human being. i'd like to think they look sexually appealing to those who find my body type their ideal.
>Im a shut in. I rarely meet female shut ins. How did it start for you?

i did online schooling, i went to regular hs my last year and afterwards experienced several bad events [ie;deaths of close ones] however i have always been quite isolated.

>What made you a neet?

social conditioning and the inability to be accepted amoungst the public for what i am.

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I can relate I lost a lot of very close people and it also kinda drove me to isolate myself. You answer the questions very similar to how I would except the last. I would love to date a shut in girl because she would know my experience the best. I had a relationship with a girl who was the opposite of me and it made everything worse. I would like to try to find a shut in girl now. I think the whole opposite attracts is a cope. You sound like a nice girl tho.
we all die alone. we come into this world alone we leave only alone.
it's ironic figure it out.
i knew that was what was gonna happen. pay attention. look above. sucks doesn't it? if you're unhappy with it expand your mind. further than the cestpool.

What is anon's favorite Florida Man headline/story?
Pic related
the one where you go back to r*ddit
F*ck you anon, the least you could do is give me some gold
kek. fake but funny

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How do I make friends if I don't have popular interests?
You generally don't or will have a hard time. Gotta seek out these groups of people pertaining to your interests online through the power of the internet or in real life via meetups and yada yada yada.
Make friends that share your niche interests. Find them.
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Have you tried being funny or attractive?
None of my friends ever came through interests. That's an incredibly autistic way of making friends.

You make friends by being funny and charismatic. You be someone that people want to be around because they enjoy your company, whether that's in work/school/college whatever. Honestly I don't think I share any real common interests with any of my friends, yet here we are.
That's not a thing here

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Why don't you just get a cute Tibetan gf?
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There's actually people out there that live like this, my world is so small.
Tibetan women look like football head. So ugly, and gross. They aren't even real country. China has 5000 years of Chinese history. Tibet doesn't exist. It is Chinese property. Tibetan monks very rude and unreasonable. We run them over with tanks. Haha. I don't like brack people very much either. Are you neger?
Tho culture has not officially infected even the most isolated areas of the planet. Next we will see amazon tribal thots posting tik tok clips recorded by explorers of the jungle.
I want a Kazakh or Japanese wife

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>see videos of blm protesters asking random white women to kneel before them
>the white women actually do it
So can black guys get free blowies from random woke college white girls at any time now?
>So can black guys get free blowies from random woke college white girls at any time now?
I've lived in Portland for the last ten years, and that's been the case even before all this.
white women belong to minorities now, that's a fact

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Who /insomniac/ here? I've recently been suffering from terrible sleep. I wanted to talk to others who suffer so I don't feel so alone. Last night I laid awake Until 5AM. I even took 0.5mg Xanax and it didn't do shit. I'm dreading going to bed in a few hours.
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sometimes i'll go days without being able to sleep, makes me wanna kill myself
Damn anon. I really like this post. You seem very knowledgeable. I think last night my cortisol was high but I'm unsure why it was as I wasn't anxious by my thoughts initially. But as the hours went by I got stressed due to lack of sleep. I guess I need to experiment with some meds. Xanax doesn't help much which is odd...

I cuddle my dog but I think I need a human gf

So it's 5am ish where you are at? How long you been in bed waiting for sleep?
So are spergs trying to make this made up illness seem real. If you cant sleep you must be severely retarded and its to bad natural selection could not take place on fags like yourself
>How long you been in bed waiting for sleep?
unironically two days soon.
haven't eaten or anything, just stayed in bed awake, waiting for it to happen.
Thoughts can cause the cortisol as much as cortisol can cause the thoughts. Hence, the tendency to get caught in a feedback loop. You're right that elevated cortisol can often be "felt". And "normal" amounts of cortisol often can't be. And that you need much less than normal in order to fall asleep effectively.

It bares mentioning that there are also many other causes for elevated cortisol. Some are syndromes originating locally in the adrenal cortex itself or a remote gland which effects the the adrenal cortex's metabolism.
If you suspect something is amiss, your general practitioner can (sometimes) order an adrenal panel. They are often limited by their willingness and evidence-based practices.

In the meantime, the lowering and eliminating psychosomatic cortisol is a skill that can be practiced. Even if you suffer from a panic disorder or an overstimulated amygdala. The Buddhists call it "samatha"(tranquility) meditation. Search around for some Theravada practitioners online. That should be a good starting place on your charge for better sleep.

Whew, that was a long post.

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Met a cute guy, we really like eachother.
He's a devout christian
I'm an atheist.
Does this work?
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Thanks, I try to be a good person everyday regardless of faith, I hope he can see that. I respect his position as a christian, in no way do i want to push my beliefs on him and i think he thinks the same of his. I hope it works out thank you.
Im Christian let me have him
yes but it requires you to grow the fuck up
Based hammer roger poster.
Are you that discord anon who ghosted me immediately after saying you're 21 year old atheist and a nonvirgin?
Because if so, I'm not interested. Any attraction is solely on your end.

Femanon here. Rate my dinner.
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If those are homemade tots then I would fuck you. If those came out of a bag then I would beat you.
Would you consider being my wife, fembot?
What's with women and tatertots lately?

No, seriously. This is a trend I've noticed with women recently. Even my mom is getting in on it.
I would marry you /10
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Girls are not welcome on r9k. Girls cannot be robots. Girls cannot be lonely. This hasnt and wont ever change.
Take your 'chad wont fuck me' bullshit and fuck off back to lolcow.

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who wouldn't want to murder someone this fucking ugly ?
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You know making fun of peoples looks Is a normalfag thing right?
i find him cute desu
>this board used to have plenty of fashionable men.

I dont think I need to repeat the relevant words in that sentence.
just remember this man fucked
i imagine myself making a racist joke to a friend and him over hearing it and confronting me about it, i tell him to "shut up and go away" and he walks closer to me i step back and feel myself press against a wall and i feel his bulge in his pants press against my stomach, i instantly feel inferior and he says "apologize", I'll pretend like I don't know what i said was wrong on some level he picks me up and makes me look him in the eye and I see a bit of hurt in his eye something breaks I feel a little guilty I suppose but i am too suborn to admit wrong doing. He presses his massive ape like lips against mine I feel utterly dominated I smell the Hennessy on his breath his forces his tongue into his mouth I am shocked and feel like the cavern of my mouth and taste buds overwhelmed and raped by a foreign prescience putting my tongue into submission it doesn't feel like its my mouth anymore I only have it when he will allow it back. He breaks the kiss again he says "apologize". I can tell i am about to drop my spaghetti just to ride his di-
We all know where this will go from here, I would want to murder him, in part because I think i have homoerotic thoughts and cannot bear the thought of being a gay twink and contributing to the degeneration of society.

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>leave discord because harassment was to the breaking point after years in sever.
>everyone insists they're your friend and its just bants
>not a single "friend" messages you at all.
>calm down a few days later
>try to rejoin
>you've been IP banned.

>mfw when you realize it was just once again cult like behavior and circlejerks and you never had any friends real life or online and all those years they just kept you around to save your content and make fun of you.

Why do people do this?
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Well... what vidya do you play, anon?
then how tf do you get friends
Maybe you made the wrong friends? Find some friends that really care about you and won't make you feel bad!
Discord is utter shit filled with faggots and retards who feel the need to interject themselves into every conversation.

"Oh is this a convo not involving me? Not for long! Hurr durr look at me!"
Play anything free for the most part, like TF2, CSGO, SCP, hell even fornite as much as I regret it, but downloaded it for a friend so anything works.
I got a few other games like 100%OJ, and Terraria too.

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>talk with robot met on r9k
>he falls in love with me
>turns out he's ugly
it happened again
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It's possible. I'm too chad for robots and too robot for chads.
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sounds pretty cyborg to me
I am the same anon. 6'4 and good looking according to girls but my only problem is i don't know how to fucking speak like a normal and am not interested in changing the that degenerate i am for an average 5-7/10 girl
Are you really going to simp and spam your discord in every thread where someone claims to be female? Kys you desperate fuck

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You find a magic lamp.

It will grant you three wishes, however there are rules that must be followed.

>Each wish has to be something meaningful to you specifically
>Wishes cannot be used to 'game the system' (wishing for more wishes, wishing for infinite money, wishing to be all powerful)
>You cannot wish for a particular person to give you romantic love

The point of these wishes is to not make you find more creative ways to wish for those things, as the point of this game is not to 'win', but rather to examine what is REALLY important or fantastical to you in particular, with the rule about love being added on to avoid the cop out answer almost every person has of making someone they loved love them back.

Assume also that the rules of convenience apply as, again, this isn't a win or lose game. If you wish that you can fly then you will be able to do so conveniently and comfortably without dying from the cold or whatever, if you wish for invisibility than your clothes would too, if you wish for time travel than its going to work the way you want it to, with in reason.

What are your three wishes?
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1. Live as long as I want
2. Be very attractive/desirable to opposite sex
3. Be very smart
>1. Live as long as I want
That would be immortality.

>2. Be very attractive/desirable to opposite sex
That would fall under the making people love you.

Again, i made it pretty clear that you weren't supposed to find ways around this.
Then you can't wish for anything
As any wish could potentially "make someone love you"
Did you disallow immortality? Also I'm not trying to make a specific person fall in love with me I'm just insecure about my appearance. If I can't change my appearance or lifespan there's really nothing else I want.

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I hate myself so much. My brain will not stop assuming the worst about everything. I do not know how to control it. I am always depressed and on edge and everyone's starting to see through me. I've never been more anxious in my life and I have no one to talk to. I do not think I can handle this anymore.
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kill yourself retard omega.
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Hope you get that 1000 karma by the end of the month! I know you've been working hard for it.
that picture is funny enough that i will actually try to help you, anon.

i used to be anxious like you until i started taking 5000iu of d3. that got rid of the intrusive thoughts. the depression didn't lift until i took some cephalexin for the severe persistent diarrhea i was having, and i truly became myself again after reintroducing health restorative fermented / room temp foods from my mother's traditional culture back into my diet.

some other things that helped: NOT eating a low fat diet. introducing animal fats back into my diet caused a massive boost to my mood and energy levels. vitamin k2, taken separately from the d3, makes me feel like i'm young again, and bone broth / oleic acid / omega 3 fatty acids / keto makes my joints feel good enough for pulse pounding exercise. learn to love the sweat, anon, and you will be rewarded. other things that may have helped include taking magnesium and vitamin c to take advantage of all the animal collagen i was consuming.
>>58496274 cont.

mentally, what worked even before i fixed my gut issues was three things: first, assume that every terrible belief you have about the world is true. what changes? the answer is probably, not much.

next, take the most irritating of those beliefs and fears and take it to the brutal, bitter end. don't just skim on the surface and jump to another annoying thought, take that ONE to its logical conclusion. what you ought to discover before you get there is that there are numerous unfounded assumptions and untrue beliefs that have somehow become habit that have no basis in truth. once you realize this, those habits should become easier to undo.

the final thing is to acknowledge that failure is an acceptable step that everyone takes on the way to success. even the famous narcissist donald trump can't pretend that he didn't fail bigly a number of times. everyone successful has failed more times than they can remember. failure is acceptable. wallowing is not, unless you let it be.

one more thing is to be your own parent and best friend. don't let your environment shape how you feel or what you do; learn to recognize what is good for you and do that. do what makes you feel good both now and later.

if you love yourself, you will never be truly alone or truly miserable because you love you. if you hate yoruself, it doesn't matter if you're in heaven and all the nignogs are dead or whatever, but you'll still feel miserable and alone and needy like a motherfucker.

there you go, that's what worked for me. don't be such a cunt all your life anon, and help someone else who needs it.
>>58496466 correction:
take the most irritating and personally relevant of those beliefs and take it to the bitter end

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how do you chill someone out when they're having a bad trip while everybody else is trippin
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>lie to him then remove him like a deficient object
holy shit you suck
Put them in a bed and put on some relaxing music, don't leave them to their thoughts or they'll freak out more
I wasn't being serious about the backyard kek. Lying to someone and sparing them a bad trip is much better than the alternative.
Who's got valium? I gave my tripping friends mead and told them it would give them viking power if they drank it. Between the alcohol and the subconscious suggestion that they would be filled with power, it turned their trips around.
>put on helment
>grab buddies arm like
>pour water on his head

usually does the trick

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