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Yoyo robobros it's time for a r9k omegle thread

tags: omegler9k r9k r9komegle
bumping for anons uwu

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I want some nice frens in this thread.

sorry for shouting I just want some frens who are nice to me.
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Yo whats poppin friend
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i hate niggers and everything else that lives on this filthy planet
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Maybe I do have something for frenly frens DTFJmM
Are you a Nazi?
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Nazis are not frenly

>recovering NEET
>wagekek who has built enough retail experience, want to move on

What's the easiest and quickest tech certification to get to make a resume look good? I'm good with computers but am terrible with networking, and would rather not get into all of that due to my anxiety.

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Why are normies so rude and hostile?

All I want to do is have fun and be good. But normies always ruin it. They have to bring in their posturing and drama in every fucking situation. They can't just be decent sane people who don't add any negativity. They'll always want to be the center of attention. They always want to treat others like shit to feel better about themselves. They always want to play petty social hierarchy games that destroy all trust and harmony. I fucking hate them all and their deficient lack of souls.

I wish I could say you can just avoid them but these people show up everywhere and shit on everything. The only way to avoid being a target is becoming a shit smearing asshole like them and I don't want to be lowered to that level.
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>angry asshole

Nope. Stop your normie projection and blaming.
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I wish i could reward you for being a real human.
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Wait a second
This board is also rude and hostile.
Only option is to isolate yourself like the rest of us and that doesnt seem to do any good
normies are essentially stuck in survival mode thus using their reptilian brain complex more. higher mind functioning shuts down. and its fight or flight 247, the just want things/ territorial. its best to just leave them and do not engage.

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I got in a relationship for the first time ever after bitching about it for 20 years.
Not a thing has changed, it did not fix me, now I just want to kill myself even more because before I still had the hope of "it'll be better when I get a gf"

I don't know what to do, I might just do it.
Is it a good relationship? Is she a good woman? If not, then that's your problem
Ye she's fine I guess, she's 17 tho so a bit immature

oh my fuck why am I so lonely why do people not respond when I try and talk to them why does this world hate us so much bros all I want is a meaningful relationship with people and they just fucking ignore and betray me

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also, what kind of threads do you like, and/or find interesting. j-just really curious

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These films were pretty good at first but got worse each installment, I still enjoyed watching them though.
based SAW poster, loved all the movies and i keep rewatching them every month, for no apparent reason of course
This comment is an offputting mixture of both plebeian and sadistic.
not really, i just like imagining putting people i hate in the traps Jigsaw created. I'd want to see them struggle, not for the pleasure, only for the revenge. Also the cinematography is pretty lit imo and so is the story. Maybe something's wrong with me for liking them so much, but i can't really tell

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>girl shows me a minuscule amount of attention
>immediately fall in love, start literally having dreams about her

How do I stop this
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We are just too lonely.

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I have noticed that a bunch of people on here are smokers. And I would like to ask a few questions.
1st: Why did you start?
2nd: How much do you smoke daily?
3rd: Why havent you quit yet?
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Damn, that sucks man. Have you tried those products that are supposed to help you lower your need for cigs or have you tried vaping?
I haven't tried nicotine patches or gum, probably should at some stage. I thought about vaping but I have a bit too much self-respect.
good way to strike up a conversation with girls outside of bars
peaked at half a pack a day
after 3 years, quit about 21 months ago
>1st: Why did you start?
I smoke cigars, I do like the taste but its more of a ritual.
>2nd: How much do you smoke daily?
Once a week, Sunday evening having a glass of scotch and a cigar with my father.
>3rd: Why havent you quit yet?
I don't think it's killing me quite yet.


>no fags
>no trannies
>no woman
>neets preferred
new, sizeable server for meeting other neets, hikkis and discussing things
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>no woman
dropped like a hot rock, have gay sex in your retarded sausage fest loser
lmao im all of these things and you cant do shit to me
Yes we do, how else are we going to play video games with online (not irl) friends?
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You're wrong
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>145 members
yeah, no. fuck off.

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What does it mean when a girl that hates you starts dating your best bro and now wants to hang out with you more than him
she's just trying to make your bro jealous by playing retarded games and put bad blood between you, fucking ignore that bitch


Bro's girl tried to fuck me when they split. Hard pass. She ended up sleeping with a different(several) mutual friends and ruined their friendship with him. She was a vindictive little cretin, then again, they always are.

Pussy isn't better than a strong friendship. Dude ended up being my best man.

12 months I lifted for her. Blood, sweat, and tears. All to see her choose a fucking nigger. Over me, a drilling engineer at Halliburton who makes 140k.

Makes no sense. eThots will doom the west.
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Prime breeding age, the real >>53073449
crime is that its not legal to pound prime teen pissy
Manlet detected unoriginally.
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Will she ever come back?

ngl i kinda miss her bros, any new ethots on the scene?
Get a motorbike. She'd have made you miserable anyway.

Be happy.
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>All these newfags replying to copypasta.

Just let me die already
>5'7 (170cm) manlet
>110lbs (50kg) and still looking CHUBBY
>3/10 Face
>Bpd,social anxiety and depression
>Failed uni
>A year of being a neet and being unable to find a job
Why am I even alive
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How do you think I got to 110
Yes, my stomach is flatter than before but I ati have that gross body shape
3/10 face is pretty harsh anon. Post a pic of yourself and you'll see you're not as bad as you think. Go ahead and post it, you're among friends.
good keep fasting till u reset ur body fat distribution
That would get me banned, already posted it on soc

How long do you think that will be?
see after a year or so body gets used to low food so better do work out and speed up metabolism

How do I ask my friend if she wants to be FWB without risking my friendship with her? I'm no chad, but she's uglier and older than me, and has been single for a long time. I also don't want to risk her actually wanting a relationship either, I just want to keep it at casual sex. She's asian and I'm white btw.

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