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Everyday seems to get worse, it's impressive
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>>63566234
My life has been snowballing uphill for the past 14 months. It just keeps getting better and better.
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>>63566234
I had a really good three weeks and then BANG no reason heavy depressive episode out of nowhere going for days now. Shit fucking sucks when will I ever get the balls to kms
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>>63566406
the problem with depression is that it's for "no reason" until it provides a reason you should really take care of your mental state shinji
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>>63566459
i already am doing it but shit never STAYS better. i can have a good >insert amount of time but inevitably it will get bad to the point where im suicidal FUCK
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>>63566493
unfulfilled dreams perhaps?

can somebody scientifically explain why i wanna have hot sloppy sex this little cartoon dog so fucking bad
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>>63566251
That's an explanation only a psychiatrist can give, please go to one.

lets not forget I do own both the brier and the brave

so do your little dance

Read from a book, tell us about your day, sing a song, or whatever. Just let yourself be heard.

https://voca.ro/1dKr9fk3hqBZ
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>>63564992
The coomer and the first reply anon are two examples.
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https://voca.ro/1ku4ceGcXjqN
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>>63565040
https://vocaroo.com/1admAdEtAx9y
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>>63563785
https://vocaroo.com/1d9Lo3JzIZfX
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>>63563785
b-based and tedpilled!!!

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How do I get a job when my resume is devoid of anything?
Is it going to be thrown out every single time because I didn't intern while I wanted to kill myself in college?
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>>63566243
create projects. web apps are easy and can look impressive.
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>>63566243
>get a job

why would you do that to yourself??
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>>63566341
Not him, but it feels very good to have a specific skillset and get money for using it.
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>>63566243
>How do I get a job when my resume is devoid of anything?
Welcome to the catch 22; need experience to get experience.
The best bet would be have contacts or study something which gives a job or spam the shit out of employers until someone hires you.
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>>63566243
what kind of job do you want?
if you have relatives that will allow you to use them as a reference, say you worked under the table for them
if you want to get scummy with it, there are things like fake reference companies that will pick up the phone from them

Would you rather have sex with Pokimane or Elsa Jean?
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>>63564980
Pokimane, could probably sell some "Ugly Bastard fucks Pokimane" porn copies to some of her cucks
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>>63565982
Good one, anon. I'm sure they would buy, they're cucks
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>>63564980
Elsa Jean.
Pokimane looks like she smells rancid.
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>>63564980
the one I haven't seen get sexual with other men :)
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>>63566171
not yet :) anon

Most men seem to think that it's legal to talk lewds with a minor on Omegle just as long as you don't plan to meet and fuck her.

I've pretended to be a minor on Omegle and almost everyone there takes the bait.

In many countries one single lewd message to a minor constitutes as child abuse. You get sentenced and doxxed if you do this. And when this happens, you can't start screaming "I didn't know! I wasn't even planning to fuck her!"
Nobody will care, and nobody will admit they've done the same without getting caught.
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>>63560247
>In many countries one single lewd message to a minor constitutes as child abuse.
Aka your country doesn't have freedom of speech.
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>>63561599
Super based with extra cheese
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>>63561969
Got abused obviously
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>>63566346
Yeah being abused didntturn me into a tranny tho
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>>63566366
Did you know that sometimes people have conversations that are not about transsexuals?

>a new style
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>>63565162
Can't get behind why Gen Z is so obsessed with the "I'm dead inside uwu" thing
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>>63563002
She creeps me out every time I see her.
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she went from edgy to sexy
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>>63566186
Fetal alcohol syndrome or some shit?
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>>63563002
MK Ultra eyes

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>Be me, fell for STEM meme
>Doing physics midterm, circuit analysis shit
>Online, can see whether I am getting the wrong answers as soon as I attempt each question
>Have only gotten the first question, and part of the last question done 10 minutes before the end of the test
>Camera is on, only face showing
>Stressed as fuck, know I am gonna fail the midterm
>Stress boner at full mast

>Suddenly, ejaculate directly into my pants, no hands involved, just stress and involuntary leg movements
>Camera on ohshitohshitohshit
>Remember it only shows my neck up
>Collect my failing midterm grade

Ended up passing the class because the thought of that happening again made me stress study into acing the final more or less, but still.


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>be me
>have frontal lisp when i was 11
>have it for many years
>lisp finally decided to fix itself naturally
>say my s the way youre supposed to
>mfw now i say sh not s
>mfw not technically a lisp

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I kinda started a sort of journal I guess, I just write my thoughts instead of revolving around them for hours while I should be getting shit done. Have any of you ever done this? Does it help you to better understand your reality?
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>>63565362
yes, writing down thoughts good or bad and then laying in bed thinking about them.
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>>63565362
I started keeping some thoughts in a text document. I usually don't put anything in it unless I think it's interesting to me.

There is an even bigger loser site then /r9k/ called r/waifuism. Seriously the most sad shit I have seen in a while.
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This is unhealthy
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Fuck off faggot. There's nothing wrong with having a waifu
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you do realize that r9k has its own waifuism threads right?
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>>63566150
Of course there isnt something wrong. Do you harm anybody? Do you break anyones freedoms? Do you harm any property? No. Dont let normies and moralfaggots, or even entitled faggots tell you how you should live your own life.

>go to r9k omegle
>have a nice conversation with this black person
>jokingly call him a nigger
>gets pissed and calls me a racist and other names
>skips me

whats wrong with americans? t: euro
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T: op.

Is nigger unironical thing there? Do People actually get triggered from it.
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>>63566126
Yes OP, here in burgerland the best way to trigger a black person is to call them nigger. Did you use soft A (nigga) or hard r (nigger)? The latter is more offensive and a guaranteed trigger word. Don't ever come to the US and call a black person nigger to your face, they will let out their bonobos cry and single other chimps to flock to the area and they'll murder you
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>>63565801
lmao op youre autistic. how do you jokingly call someone a nigger. especially if you arent friends yet, i wouldnt call someone a faggot after just meeting them, thats dumb
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>>63566252
yeah i called him a nigger and then laughed and said its just a joke bro. he was still triggered. holy shit you guys are fucked.
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>>63566314
i dont know :D. is it like a no go word there? here just say neekeri (nigger) if we want.

>sisters friend with huge knockers offers me a quicky
>jokingly turn it down
>because I have a 3 inch penis


I hate myself for reasons beyond my control.
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>>63565564
Its about shame and embarrassment.
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>the listened to hard-core sph and premature encouragement hypno again
Saddd
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>>63565536
relatable feel
kek
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Who is this. Origignitnanalkah
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>>63565726
she still would have fucked you i mean she offered she is in too deep

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What would you do if your older brother took female hormones to look like a girl but he still identified as a guy and kept his regular name and voice?




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