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>eggs are now $12/dozen at the local Walmart
This is insane, people can't afford eggs, what even is our country anymore?
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>>80130137
Nobody under 30 uses this site
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Welcome to the third world my burguer friends. First the prices go up for no reason, then the quality of everything will go to the shitter and finally another rise in prices as a last fuck you
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>>80130412
I still get eggs from my layers even now because I put an artificial light source in their house. Nature btfo'd, I'm still eating four egg omelettes for breakfast for the cost of feed.
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>>80130387
That is what an 18yo would say
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>>80130559
Is this your first day here or something? All the kids are over on tiktok and facebook. All the gay retard nerds are on reddit. Here you will only find old weeaboos, old assburgers, and the government agents trying to trick the other two groups into becoming trannies and committing mass killings with firearms.

european snacks simply can't compete with an american staple. bow down to us, europoors. how does it feel?
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>>80130597
why are you afraid of bananas
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>>80130509
https://voca.ro/1ojJCJ9XNp8H
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It feels funny in my stomach when I get to see irrelevant kids like you talking to a wall. Hope you're on a payroll because you're the most efficient feedback loop there is (some might call it being an useful idiot)
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>>80130597
THE KING had banana slices in his sandwich
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>>80130609
>why are you afraid of bananas
it all started when i was a little child. my fear of bananas..

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I hope all the trannies die.
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Why do you want our brave jannies dead?
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>>80130175
I unironically hope they get genocided.
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>>80130256
We need better ones, nothing of value lost
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I don't care if grocery prices don't go down.
I don't care if housing prices don't go down.
I just want faggots, trannies and other freaks to suffer.
This is my unironic view.
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We let them get married and they've done nothing but shit on us and play the victim since. Let's see how they enjoy being the victim, but for real.

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Man I hate white people but boooy do I love pawging it out.

Steven your sister has some good pussy.
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>>80130637
Yeah, Jayquan, I know she does.

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where as when men justify rape should not be considered bait where as females that make bait posts should be banned. Why? because baits are trying to illicit emotional responses against an audience which is what females tend to do. Where as men do it to vent. How you can tell is how op of a thread keeps it alive by responding frequently opposed to op just posting and leaving. Therefore men saying women should be raped should not be considered a banned offense. Where as a females "venting" is considered a bait post.
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>>80130466
if I see one more meta post i am crashing this board with no survivors

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>decide to get a hobby
>been learning spanish for the last 2 weeks
>finally meet a girl that speaks spanish
>tell her i'm trying to learn in spanish
>she can't understand me because of my thick american accent
>mfw i suck at my only hobby
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>>80129526
>it will take a while
How fricking long?
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>>80129571
At least three.
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>>80129519
you sound like a submissive ass bitch you soft ass twink. imma jam my fingers up your bussy and tickle your boyspot til you spray boymilk everywhere
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>>80130565
>you sound like a submissive ass bitch you soft ass twink. imma jam my fingers up your bussy and tickle your boyspot til you spray boymilk everywhere
tryhard
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>>80130602
whatever you say buttboy

I literally screamed at god like a wild animal. hes not letting me relive my life or help me in any perceptible way. My life isn't salvage without divine intervention.
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>>80129647
OP I wholeheartedly agree. I want to believe in God so badly, but I've never heard God or felt God in my entire life. How do I get a message from Jesus? I watch Christian testimonies every single night, I want to have a testimony someday just like they do.

I have intense depression. I've wasted so much wealth, so much health, so much potential relationships. I have ruined all three. I have no potential for happiness. I was bitten my a tick at age six and got Lyme Disease twice around then, this permanently destroyed my life forever. I cannot believe in God. Why would God allow a tick to live for 24 hours longer by sucking my blood, yet in exchange it destroys my 77 years of life? 77 years utterly ruined in exchange for a simple mindless tick to live one more hour? There is no God. My timeline is permanently corrupted. My life has been 99% misery, loneliness, anguish and depression with 1% happiness at absolute most.
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>>80129647
>perceptible
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God will compensate you for your suffering in... le afterlife

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Why not date someone on the spectrum like yourself?
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>>80130467
dubs and ill ask the first girl out i find on a bookstore manga section
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>>80130472
She's attractive as a sex object but as a person she'd bad for faking autism (and not even trying to be convincing about it).
In what way is someone that socially adept and able to use her own body and voice flawlessly possibly supposed to be autistic? Because she brough up that she makes velociraptor screeches when she's nervous? That isn't autism. It's just being self-consciously silly.
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>>80130349
I'm not on the spectrum and hate autists.
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>>80130593
How often are you encountering autistic people?
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>>80130601
I used to a lot in school, but now that I'm in a job that requires good communication, a lot less.

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>read ironic schizopost
>play along with a putinbot copypasta mock
>a mod read this and legitimately thought it was a real complaint
i'd appeal it on IRC but i don't think the rest of the staff would let him live it down
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>>80129908
they're already in here lmao
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>>80129436
He's done. It's better this way.
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>emailed moot 30 minutes ago begging him to come back and post itt and he didn't
it's so fucking over
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Trying to contribute to this thread made me realize /co/ is 95% weekly threads and nothing new ever gets posted.

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>my heart beats like a drum like a drum dumm dum dum dum
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>>80130239
are you the guy that started the thread about wanting to humiliate and abuse your bf a few days ago and if so, is it too late to apply for the job
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJvatGfD9Pg&pp=ygUfZmVsaXggZGEgaG91c2VjYXQgc2lsdmVyIHNjcmVlbg%3D%3D

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>go on the internet
>see white women being whores
Why are they like this? Do white men not feel embarrassed their women are constantly displaying themselves for the world? There are tribal men out there who's first sighting of a white woman is her getting blacked on pornhub. Wtf.
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What tribal man is going on the internet?
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>>80130534
Yeah I don't like it but what am I supposed to do about it?
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I hope to get a Muslim gf Tbh
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>>80130539
elon gave internet to an amazonian tribe and the men stopped hunting to watch porn so they had to add time limits

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I didn't pursue girls in school because I was insecure about my penis(4.5 inches).
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ook . that sucks man maybe like ... don't be insecure about your ... dick
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look here, shrimp dick. by the time she sees your shit the deal is sealed, dont take no for an answer.
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>pepe
>dumbest insecurity
such poetry
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>>80129744
Dumb to you since you have a massive one.
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>>80129707
If you get smaller and skinnier it might look bigger proportionally

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>want to take a short nap
>ends up taking up too many hours
>at least the dream was kinda interesting
>one of my favorite cousins is here
>so my mood isn't that grumpy
>I still need a cig & coffe to boot up fr
>and I still miss my cat bleh
>deal with some digital paperwork for cousins company
>there are some physical papers I prepared for him that he needs to sign
>great I can't find them
>mom probably put them somewhere
>dad asks me to take over the nightshift for our family business tonight
>be like don't I need to accompany my cousin to a appointment tomorrow?
>nope that was on thursday fucku
>I guess I have to deal with it tonight

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>>80129253
I HATE YOU ASSHOLE I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR ETERNITY
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>>80129253
>Picrel
he is very cute I like his eyes
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>>80129288
>mom tended to say he did not just copy my traits while I raised him
>he also had to have the same eyes as me
>to be desu I would say his were a bit more blue
>mine go rather a little into the greenish area
damn it I miss him so much
>>80129278
Ur being a ironic memelord like always, go back to ur wife krikikppp
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>less than 2h left yay
>I need a shower & sleep
>I also feel rather blue
>inb4 I stay awake for too long once im back home
>can I please hab a time skip for a couple of months desu
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>around half a hour left to finish things and start to head back home
>I should stop looking at old pics of my cat
>probably not helping with the emotional mess inside of me desu

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shark edition

share nice art, talk about your day, be cozy and chill. there is no test so don't even ask.
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>>80130336
dolphin shorts are the sexiest shit women can wear
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>>80130354
they're so sporty.
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anyone watching the medalist? is it good?

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>tfw you remember something from the past and you are filled with happysadness
Ah being alive is such a gift.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2bEEn36d2s


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