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Have you ever masturbated to climax while looking at yourself in a mirror?
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ya several times, it was pretty good
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I work with a guy who looks exactly like this. We are convinced it's him and he's escaped desu
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>>50467581
Whoa weird I was just reading about Nilssen this afternoon.
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>>50467581
No, but if I get dubs I will try
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seeing myself in the mirror would probably kill my boner

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In this world, you're either ugly or shallow.
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>>50467739
I unironically believe that. The better a person's looks, the worse their personality. This is especially prevalent with women. If she's a 5/10 or above I can pretty much guarantee she's a bitch who thinks she's better than me.
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>>50467739
I am shallow as fuck.
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>tfw both ugly and shallow
Truly fucking enlightened.
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Based Harden playing better than prime MJ right now
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>>50467775
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQqY45_OvhA

NPC's folks.

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Why do some men prefer shooting their load outside?
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>>50467544
No not really, the first week she had it in was painful but now it's not noticeable because it's just always there so the penis currently entering her vagina is more of what she notices. I'm actually supposed to check to see it's still in and hasn't moved around or whatever once in a while because she can't even tell
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mouth everytime.
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>>50467770
unless its like that good in her.. especially ass. well. actually better in pussy. but ass it good too. id rather cum in ass then pull out of ass. but id rather pull out of anywhere and cum in mouth unless the vagina is that good.
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If a girl is real independent and strong, especially if she's feminist, I just love to get her on her knees and bust all over her face with her mouth and tongue out, it's a domination thing, I then drag her to the bed by the hair and get her to start sucking me off for round two. You'll be surprised by how many "strong independent" women love to basically be treated as nothing more than a pleasure hole in the bedroom.
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>>50466722
No idea. Why would someone want to finish by jerking when they can just do some extra hard thrusts on a superior surface?

who else /scratch off addict/?

these are all losers.
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you spent 290 for useless sheets
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I actually bought 3 scratch tickets earlier today.
Not gonna buy any more until a month has passed probably.
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>>50467883
Well I won $300 twice the last two days on $30. Id rather win big than win only like $100 max on a $10 one
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>>50467939
All really depends on how much money you make and which game/risk you're willing to take and lose.
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Bought a few over Christmas and won about $80

The odds seem to be a lot better than most gambling but I probs won't make it regular.

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How can I kick my degenerate trap porn addiction? Help a fellow robot out.
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>>50465217

i know that feel anon

i'm still going to go through with it eventually
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>>50458385
I know half this thread has been about giant balls but those balls seem actually tiny by any normal measure
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>>50463066
criminally underrated postt
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>>50442675
damn she has nice feminine balls
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Testing to see

There is literally nothing wrong with my background. Fuck these normies
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>>50467623
Mmmff! Those aesthetics
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>>50466601
This but cropped to fit the screen correctly.
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>>50466704
Im a successful person and I like this photo.
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That is terrible
This is terrible
Everything is fuckin' terrible
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>>50466475
fucking kill yourself normalfag go back to fucking reddit

is twitch a website for normals. it seems like everyday i watch some random streamer they are the same in every way. ie: doesnt curse, no racial slurs. i cant even make a single joke (that i find funny) without getting permabanned. should i blame myself or complain about it to you robots
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Find some extremely niche streamers. They are more personable and not in it for the money
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>>50467376
Yes. In case you haven't noticed, gaming is a norman pastime now. The age of the basement dwelling computer nerd dominating the gaming community has ended. You've basically been gentrified.
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They have to make it advertiser friendly
Twitch is not about video games it is about profit
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>>50467376
i miss fucking around with the people on twitch when the site security was lax every once and a while their was some good lulz

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You guys know the drill! Vent! Get stuff off of your chest! Write a cathartic letter to feel better!
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I cannot forgive you. I believed only you. But you have been betraying me. You ruined my life.

I am going to do what you did to me. We would never meet in real life. I never forgive you.
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>>50467489
I mean you already have me added. Just send your pet name for me and I'll answer.
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>>50467705
Geez what did they do, and are you sure they actually did it or did someone tell you they did?
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You manipulative fucking bitch. This is how you treat me after all that I've done for you? You pretended to love me to boost your fucking ego. You tell me how important I am to you just to make yourself feel better. I was there when no one else was. I carried you through your fucking depression and loneliness only for you to toss me aside like a used condom the second you get better. You abandon me for some piece of shit, then get an attitude when I get upset. You lie to my face, and say it was just something casual. You say you'll stay close and still be my friend but ignore me for weeks. You goddamn whore. When he inevitably breaks your heart you better beg for my fucking forgiveness after what you've done to me. If you think I'll take you back if you just ask nice then you can go fuck yourself. You coldhearted bitch.
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>>50467954
you're a real gayboy aren't you

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>be me, 22
>last semester of college
>take creative writing class because i like writing
>realize I have to share my writings with strangers and they will read them and judge them and make suggestions
>all my writings are extremely personal and im afraid to show them
what do lads?
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>>50467217
eat less carbs and do muscle exercises not cardio
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>>50467186
Try intermittent fasting anon, I swear it works.
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>>50467186
Fasting works no joke. I lost 10 pounds within 2 weeks by only eating tiny meals at 12pm and 6pm.
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>>50467262
why even write that, obviously you knew you were going to have to show it to someone.
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>>50467842
I wrote it months ago before I was planning on taking this class because I had read Hemingway for the first time and I loved it.

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How the fuck can people tolerate "experienced" women? How can someone kiss a person whose had maybe 5 different cocks in her mouth?

Do normgroids just not even consider this? It's fucking nasty once you realize it. Even one dick, if she succ'd it 50 times a year, and was with that dude for ~3 years, that's 150 times a cock that isn't yours has been in and around the face you're about to kiss.

God damn. Reasons to stay alone are just piling up by the day.
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>>50467785
Then don't shake hands with anyone ever, you anon probably have indirectly touched more dicks than any woman. Why would anyone touch you?
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>>50467873
A dick isn't a hand you stupid kike; don't try to equate the two with your elementary-tier false equivalency.

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>pretend gf cheats on you
Haha, jokes on her, r-right guys?
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>fall in love with practice gf
>am still considered the practice bf
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>practise gf brings up marriage
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>>50467513
I know this feel
Fucking hurts because I actually fell in love with her
I would have rather just stayed alone and never met her
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>>50467764
Tell me your story anon
Originalio

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When did you first become a shut-in?
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>>50467879
14 nigga that shit sucks balls
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>>50467879
When I realised the vast worlds inside my computer were so much better than the real world. It's not even funny, it's just ridiculous. Nothing in reality can compare.
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Always wanted to just go home to play WoW from grade 5 onwards, after finishing high school went full hikki. The outside world has nothing for me and I dont fit in.
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>>50467879
when i dropped out of school at the age of 13
i'm now 25
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>>50467927
Can you just take one second to see what you're doing? You're so fucking cringe. This reminds me of 2005 fedora culture

I love manipulating ugly and desperate women. It's like they're literal pawns made to be played with. The anger and sadness in their eyes when they figure out I never loved them, and they were just entertainment for me is the most addictive drug. Crushing them completely and leaving them with psychological problems for life is just so satisfying.

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What is your most controversial belief about women?
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>>50464749
Life wouldn't be worth living without women. All driving force is for women and society would collapse without them.
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>>50464749
That they aren't men
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>>50464749
I hate seeing them in pain and I derive no joy from their suffering. In fact, it's the exact opposite. It makes me sick how this board revels in women's misery and celebrates when they're murdered.
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>>50464749
Seems to be feminism, these days. Marxism-Feminism, specifically material-feminism, is the most scientific explanation for what we see around us in the capitalist world in my opinion. Silvia Federici deserves special mention.
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>>50464749
They're their own biggest problem.

They're obsessed with looks and think it's the be all end all of whether they have merit as people. This makes them extremely insecure and anxious by default, and they think that everything comes down to whether they measure up to an imaginary perfect woman.

They spend far more energy encouraging and pushing this state of affairs rather than fixing it. I think this is the biggest issue for women today.

Whats the least stressful way to make money that will also still be relevant in 20 years when robots take over millions of jobs?
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Mechanic? Could be stressful unless you get good at it. Someone's gotta maintain those robutts.
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>>50466247
The following jobs won't exist within 5 years:
>Taxi driver
>Truck driver
>Limo driver
>Food delivery driver
>Cashier
>Data entry

The following won't exist within 10 years:
>Waiter/waitress
>Stocker
>Bank tellers
>Accountants
>Financal Analysts

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>>50467678
These are the jobs you should be looking at if you want your job to exist in 25 years:
>Politicans(Politicians will never allow themselves to be replaced.)
>Police only because people would be enraged if robots replaced them.
>Firemen
>Mechanic
>Architect
>Actor
>Nurse
>Dentist
>Doctor
>Athlete
>Gardener
>Fashion designer
>Teacher
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>>50467723
Additional jobs that will be around:
>Scientists
>College Professors
>Business management executive
>Film and tv director
>Film producer
>Electriician
>Plumber
>Pornstar(There will always be need even if sexbots replace prostitutes.)
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>>50466247
Politician. No seriously. I got elected to city council unopposed in a small town because no one else wanted to run. We just meet up twice a week for a couple hours(one of those meetups is the town hall meeting.) and get paid $1500 every 2 weeks. Easy as fuck plus its not very stressful unless you count pissed off soccermoms and the elderly coming to the town hall meetings once in a while pissed off over something trivial.




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