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Why can't short incels just get a stacy gf like this young man?
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>>84952007
LOOK AT HIS LITTLE SHORT LEGS
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>>84952007
>That face
She is fucking miserable. I guarantee if he was 6'2 she would have a massive grin on her face.
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>>84952007
can gen z please stop with this haircut?

what's the best way to break up with a girl that won't
>hurt her feelings
>cause me to lose my job

So something that makes her lose attraction or think less of me that isn't me screaming NIGGER in public
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>>84952344
Nah bro you don't wanna be an outcast, you're doing this out of mercy and if you keep your word and decide to start things again or remain seperated only after two weeks you'd be a stronger man
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>>84952324
Simulate 4chan arguments with her irl.
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>>84952324
The best thing to do is just slowly distance. Itll still hurt her but significantly less, especially if she is the one to get sick of your emotional absence and end the relationship
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>>84952324
>that isn't me screaming NIGGER in public
You lost me right there.
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You could handle it like a fucking adult. Like if your GF is such a loose cannon that you are going to lose your job, warn the people there. And then have a serious talk with the bitch after growing a pair

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this girl wants me to marry her

Thoughts
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>>84952421
erm... that's my gf dude
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>>84952340
she sucks at decorating. your house is going to look like a teenage girls bedroom.
i don't even want to get into the juxtaposition of the skull and crossbones sticker on her phone with the positive energy and you are so awesome stickers by the door.
or the overdone hair and makeup with lazy ass outfit.
she's going to drive you crazy by being "unpredictable" in an attempt to be "cute". you will be constantly exhausted with her bullshit.
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She wants your money anon, not your soul. Get yourself a nice bitch
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slurping on it like there's no tomorrow !!
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>>84952594
looks tasty af ngl

Just got to the part where 17 year old Palpatine murders his whole family with telekinesis for trying to stop him from being groomed by Darth Basedius
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The Trial by Kafka.
About 2/3 in, some interesting and funny/bizarre stuff but honestly a bit too tedious for me. There has be something exceptional happening soon if it's to beat out The Metamorphosis.
Also Josef K. is too chaddish and low inhib for me to sympathize with. I much preferred Gregor.
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>>84952212
Did you read In The Penal Colony? Ive read a few of his short stories and thats the one that stuck with me the most.
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>>84952085
>"Shadows of Amascut" - A RuneScape novel
>"Global Marxism" - Marxist-Leninist movements throughout the Global South
>"Ten Days That Shook The World" - Talking about the Russian Revolution throughout 1917
>"The First Man" - Albert Camus
>various manga
Can't say I'm bored, at least.
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>>84952258
No but perhaps I'll go for that one after The Trial. I wanna get hit again like The Metamorphosis hit me.
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>>84952297
Yes i highly recommend In The Penal Colony, for me it did hit similarly as Metamorphosis. But in a different way. It was a very effective story that I still think about a lot (more than Metamorphosis honestly)

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>failed my ged math test for the 3rd time

I literally told everyone I would be a lawyer. I'm already 30 and time is running out.
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>>84952071
>"Hey everyone I'm going to be a lawyer"
>Can't even get his GED
xD
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Thanks for the perspective, I'm gonna sleep easy tonight
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>>84952071
I got my Bachelor's degree in 2 months from a state school. I'm not joking.
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>>84952116
How does that work? I thought there were minimums that had to be met in order to prevent this exact situation
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>>84952089
I'm him but with a mech engineering degree

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Saw a hot girl working at the car dealership today when I went in to look at some damage. Like every time I see any half-attractive foid IRL, I internally monologue to myself that there is a 100% chance she already has a boyfriend. This is how I approach interactions with all foids. If they are attractive, they aren't single, and there's zero point of making any attempt to pursue them.
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>>84952468
this is a safe assumption
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>>84952488
It does lead me to wonder how they became in a relationship in the first place.
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>>84952468
I miss when I worked at a dealership it didn't pay as much but where I work now is just so serious but there I just had to not fuck up too much and then I could just talk to the clients as much as I wanted and the salesmen did basically all the work and I basically just said hi and get coffee and then talk to people and I'm really shy in my normal life but when I was working there I wasn't shy at all I was super friendly and everyone loved me
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Why are you considering talking to girls
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>>84952468
I work in a workplace of mostly women; some days, it can be just me and a whole bunch of women, though there's usually at least one other man present- though he has a completely different (and higher position) than all of the rest of us. I'm also the youngest man, and the only man who is both not married nor actively seeing anyone. (Luckily they all trust me well enough which I thank the Lord for every day.)

Most of the women there are older than me, but there's two that are around my age (18-25), and they know that I'm single. They both of course have boyfriends, but they also both like pointing out cute young women to me since the job is technically customer service and we get a good few that come in regularly. They will often make comments like "oh, she was smiling so much at you!" or "did you see the way she was enthusiastically nodding at you?" and think I should ask out that girl next time I see her. Every time, that lady usually comes in with her boyfriend at some other point. Without fail.

Of course not 100% of them are star-strikingly beautiful, but almost all of the ones my coworkers try to tease me about do have genuinely nice personalities that I would have loved to get to know better. But I'm short, skinny but fit (not much muscle mass but almost no fat), and I already pay for both my deadbeat parents (because the housing market is so bad that I'm better off paying their mortgage than finding my own place by multiple hundreds of dollars a month).

If my coworkers find me a good woman, I'll gladly take it. But every single one of their suggestions has been a dud. I'm glad I don't ask if those women who come in are single because I could very quickly jeopardise my job if I did.

So, yea. I get your statement perfectly. Weird world out there.

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How many of you are misunderstood geniuses?


Tell r9k an idea /concept that most of r9k doesn't have capacity to understand
>there's no self
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>>84952455
>What we call things aren't things just objects
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>>84952477
Sorry for being verblet but here's an example

>You exist and maybe your name is mat
>from day your born to now you were called mat by people
>but what part of body is mat actually?


All of your cells for few exceptions have been changed. Your brain is constantly changing due to environment, your values and beliefs change with age. But what makes mar actually? For everything he has changed, and everything he mostly identifies with him aren't of his isn't idea
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>>84952310
I dunno I think Heisenberg's uncertainty principles and plank length/plank time is probably an example of something hard to explain.
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>>84952502
well if the answer to your questions is "there is no sense of self" then refer to my earlier reply

>>84952409

we're just back where we started
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>>84952576
sorry I misquoted I didn't mean "there is no sense of self" I meant "there is no self"

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I keep getting crushes on anons to the point where I can recognise them from their typing style. Sometimes I find the chance to talk in a thread with them for a bit, but eventually they stop replying and it breaks my heart. I dont want to be the attention whore fembot to ask them for discord, so I just admire from afar. Is this a common robot problem or is it just fully over for me? I dont know if it can get worse than this
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When will a femanon fall in love with my typing
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>>84947647
>I keep getting crushes on anons to the point where I can recognise them from their typing style.
I have a distinctive typing style and yet I strongly doubt I've ever been recognized by you or anyone else.
It's not all bad, of course. It's almost a superpower to perpetually be this irrelevant to everyone while still deviating from the norm.
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>>84950692
I already replied here
>>84947667
and yes I have not been using r9k today
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>>84947647
This is obvious attention bait. Please disappear foid
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>>84952493
Have you decided if youre ready for immediate marriage yet anon? Ive been waiting for you but I know youre in demand so ill wait for my turn

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the only positive trait i naturally have is my hair on account of being greek
i have nice clear skin but thats not natural to me and ive only had that since trooning out
im well read and come of smart but who really cares about if i can explain soviet history in excruciating detail
i hate my height especially since trooning bcuz im 6 1 and its a reminder of the moid that was there before
how about you guys
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>>84952286
>i dont rlly have any long term goals
you should get some, like ASAP. doesn't mean today, or in the next week, but you'd be better off doing it sooner or later. things are already stacked against you, being trans and the rest. should your parents die (knock on wood), what options would you have? you don't have to answer that, but it's meant to get you to genuinely think of an answer. you just said yourself you'd want to move to OR, so you have some sense of what a better life would be. it's very easy to squander your time and smoke the weeds when you're 20, but a decade comes by sooner than you know it. ask yourself: would you be happy to be 30, still living with your parents, with no job?
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>>84952314
>would you be happy to be 30, still living with your parents, with no job?
no not at all
im not even happy living like this now
i want work i want friends i want to live but i live in a tiny tiny town of 1800 people and everything is family owned here and i have never been welcomed

sounds like larp but im serious since childhood when we moved here the people never eased up on my family or anything
theres one actual corporation here and its a dairy queen and i worked there but they let me go cuz of overstaffing and im basically fucked in a corner
my somewhat plan if my parents died was just rope but i dont want that i genuinely want to do things i have stuff i want to do and see like my interest in politics but its essentially a no use case as long as im here
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>>84952359
well you would obviously know better than me what immediate local options are available, but if there's legitimately nothing, the next best thing would be to find an entry-level job online. though your chances of finding such a job would be better if you had a GED. I don't really have that much knowledge in that regard, but perhaps there are GED programs which are good at also getting people jobs immediately following certification. perhaps you could look into such a program. and perhaps there are such or similar programs which can help you with housing and the like. again, if you are trans, perhaps there are particular funds you could get for exactly that.
but whatever you do in the short term, base it on your long-term goals. you're interested in politics, you have a knack for talking about it, consider and look into what you could do with that. but with that - as with anything, if I could further give you unsolicited advice - I would also say try to be optimistic. things don't have to be "perfect", you don't have to find the "perfect" career where you're 100% always fulfilled - and perhaps none such exists - but, even you've said, something in that direction would be better than being, say, 30, living with your parents, in your small town, with no job. there are also different methods/activities you can do to clearly map out, say, a 5-10 year plan, so perhaps look into that too.
>my somewhat plan if my parents died was just rope but i dont want that
yeah please never do that. obv I'm some random guy to whom you have no relation and we probably don't have much in common anyways, but no one in their right mind kills themselves. I hope you never do that.
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>>84952424
my family always nags me to look into ged stuff and i might idk
im good at doing things once i start but starting is really scary

ive got a few beers tho right now so im either gonna turn my brain off or freak out n maybe change something idk lel
thanks for all the advice anon
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>>84952507
no worries. all the best anon

I think modern mainstream social media social media was a major mistake I think it is causing widespread psychological distress in levels we have never seen before in society because of how fast information is communicated people are addicted to this distress the algorithms are curated to keep you engaged and addicted for profit for as long as possible and the way they do that and they figured out how is by keeping you addicted to negativity in creating new negativity social media I think could have been an amazing thing an amazing tool but it isn't it is causing so much harm to people to their minds to their well-being and it should be stopped but it won't so I stay here on this forum because I like it it is crappy and dead as it is at least it isn't an algorithm trying to keep me engaged at least there are real people on here that can share their thoughts freely and present themselves in an authentic manner behind anonymity
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once you are enlightened everything is an afterthought like it takes society years to catch up to some bs from your enlightened mind
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>>84952153
it's all because of normies, smartphones ruined everything

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My future wife will be subjected to daily butthole inspections. She will be required to spread her stinky foid hole for me to sniff and play with.
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>>84952055
>gay buttsex is homosexual
Uh yeah thats kinda redundant you fucking retard. Good thing we are discussing girl butt in this thread.
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>>84952289
>you are probably gay buttsex is strictly homosexual
Holy fuck learn to read retard
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>>84952298
Learnt to write retard. Your run on sentence is ambiguous. There is nothing gay about liking girl butt.
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>>84950816
yes. it would help if she was visibly wet and aroused/puffy.
but seeing this gives me a very primitive urge to push my cock inside
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>>84950918
>some other girls have told me or just talked about trying anal as some horrible crime or something inhumanly painful and sometimes they only do as a favour to their man
women say a lot of stupid shit.
my ex enjoyed anal, especially being double stuffed with a dildo in her ass and me fucking her pussy. she said it was the most intense and satisfying sex she ever had. she wistfully talked about that night even years later and told me she would get wet just thinking about it.
after i broke up with her she went around saying i basically coerced and assaulted her and she never liked any of it

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do you want to fall in love and be with a girl because you idolize romance or do you want that just because your life is boring
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>>84952072
The latter, and for moral support and economic efficiency.
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>>84952072
It's because I'm selfish
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>>84952072
I guess boredom to a large extent. I don't see anything wrong with that though. It's fun to do stuff together.
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>>84952072
I idealize romance and have severe abandonment issues having a girl to simp for make me feel safe and gives my life meaning (something to think about 24/7)
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>>84952072
>fall in love
I dont recommend it desu, its kinda messed up to have em hold your heart hostage

give me sex/lust everytim

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>mom is hogging the only TV in the fucking house to watch a 7-hour-long YouTube video of AI generated talking babies telling lame ass jokes accompanied by canned sitcom laughter again
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>>84952104
AI videos on YouTube playing in the living room tv and boomers go together like peanut butter and jelly.
Seriously though.
How do old fags watch this shit.
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>>84952104
>mom is hogging the only TV in the fucking house to watch a 7-hour-long kendrick lamar music video compilation again
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>>84952402
white people never cease to fascinate me
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>>84952399
for my mom it's hour-long videos about Barack Obama where an ai voice narrates a ChatGPT-generated story that Definitely Happened while a slideshow of photos of Barack Obama plays
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>>84952439
Lol my boomer dad plays shit like this.

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Well, how did you spend your summer robots? Did you also go to Paris with your cute Chinese wife, or were you busy getting rejected by women?
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>>84952326
I hate the world, and I hate women, because I'm somehow getting mogged by a 4' Indian dwarf, who deserves nothing but the same as himself. I'll always resent women for this.
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Their child will say
>watchu tarkin abouto wirris

How do I tell if something is a real concern or a (undiagnosed) OCD thought
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>>84951767
check out cognitive behavioral therapy. It's good at providing methods to examine thoughts and understand how bad they really are.
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>>84951841
Isn't the same for normal thoughts of concern?
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>>84951812
I don't see it really it all feels the same
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>>84951767
This thread made me realize I might have OCD kek.

I'll literally stay up all night thinking I'm having a heart attack even though I know it's just acid reflux
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It is sad and anxiety inducing


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