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Remember when MFs thought they could look like this guy if they ate raw liver and stood in the sunlight?
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He's a dwarf. And on roids.
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>>85599535
Do you think all the toxins in the liver fucked him up?
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>>85599535
Hee was a meme, I don't think people wanted to look like him, exactly. His gut's bloated, for one.

The whole raw food shit is a common parasite on a lot of diets. Vegans also have raw fooders. It's an attention grab strat. They're never numerically significant tho.
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after I got assaulted and jumped last year, apparently this faggot tried to stalk Joe rogan IRL and tried to get him to fight him.

this guy is psycho from all the bullying.

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These creatures are real btw and you're designed to need them. Unfortunately they've grown so pompous that it's basically impossible to have sexo with one.

I wish girls were humble and obedient, I wanna redo my childhood but with an obedient female best friend
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Idc man I'm gonna get isekai'd, get cheat skills for my suffering, and slay wizard pussy
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>>85599379
They're not even men in relationships aren't. The status quo for males is being unhappy. The bare minimum to be happy is a wife and a mistress.

>>85599406
Wow what a moody boner throb throb I guess I can see how that would be rude how can I make it up to you anon?

>>85599421
That can't be the problem

>>85599449
Inseminating a proud level 333 wizard who lived for hundreds of years without losing her virginity just honing her craft
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>>85599524
>The status quo for males is being unhappy.
such is life, men survived worse things than being unhappy
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>>85599524
Make it up to me by replying to my dms baka preferably with more pics like that
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>>85599369
>hip dips
nasty

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Another typical weekend of weekenders shitting up /r9k/ more than usual. See you all Monday.
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>>85598803
>weekenders
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>>85598803
I work two out of three weekends anon, grab it while you can.
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>>85599434
>grab it while you can
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>>85599459
Fucks sake merrt. Put it away.

do we really need freedom anymore? it seems like everyone's chimping out for no reason
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>>85599539
You don't even know true freedom.

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>meet foid
>she convinces you that she's your soulmate
>move in together
>turns out all she wanted was a free ride and money
>break up
>years of life wasted
grim.
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>>85599142
Seems kind of strange that the relationship went so long without you realizing she had fundementally different values to you.
There is something you aren't telling us
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>>85599237
>without you realizing she had fundementally different values to you
because she was good at lying/deflecting/creating other problems as distractions and i'm autistic
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>>85599240
Except this was someone you were around for years, and somehow you didn't notice any of this?
Why would I believe this over the more likely scenario that it was just a typical messy breakup with bad blood?
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>>85599268
she dragged things out, pretended to go to college, hid the fact that she got put on academic suspension, etc.
it was pretty elaborate
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>>85598932
The OP post is equally terrible.

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are women even attracted to the way cocks look or is their attraction to it purely based on it's function?
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>>85597148
I think that when it comes to girth it's actually a functional thing i.e., the girl actually wants to fill stretched up and "full"
when it comes to length it's just aesthetical attraction

pic related, ayumii's bf is not only super long, but also extremely thick, he can only put half of it inside her, yet she loves it every single time
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>>85597148
Most cocks are repulsive. There are studies about it and women are more turned on by a sight of a pussy than a cock.
The allure of cock is that it tells me that the cock ownet finds me attractive, thats the only positive thing about it
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>>85599469
>women in charge of shit taste as always
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>>85599433
>7 inch girth
Yah nah.
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>>85599530
look closer, it's actually 6.5"
still pretty damn impressive, if you ask me

Man up, go to the gym and start approaching women.
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I'm tired of this though, so I'm going bavk to the AI images thread. Enjoy your pity party, moids.
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I'm gonna say it, i'm not going along with this there can't be femcels stuff just because they have options. I think if they're mentally ill I can totally sympathize with not wanting desperate men that merely are willing to put up with their mental illness, that sounds horrible
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>>85599475
I'm betting she's AT WORST a 4 on the scale of the pic I posted.
Bitches are always exaggerating how ugly they think they are and like I said, she could easily have hundreds of adds within a week on any major dating app.
You know how many an average or just mildly ugly man would have?
FUCKING ZERO
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>>85599333
Nope, there isnt. Nice lie though faggot.
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>>85594264
In all fairness to male incels, women can smell autism/weirdo very quickly. Hideously ugly Impoverished obese retarded men and women can fuck. Autism is a different ball game. Something about shit social skills just repulsed and disgusts women in an extraordinary way.

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Why do foids still pretend they're oppressed when they're clearly the upper class of society?
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>>85599188
>from a man's perspective, this is extreme entitlement.
No, from an objective standpoint, they have advantges and thwart them, this does not deny their privilage because they are too stupid to use it.

>>85599223
>You live in a patriarchy
[citation needed]
>men are clearly the upper class of society
[citation needed]

Yes yes just spew ""feminist"" unscientific, deluded fringe theories and claim them as ultimate truth.
Majority of homeless are men.
Majority of disadvantaged are men.

Majority of upper 50% of society are women.

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>>85599223
If you genuinely believe in something as low IQ as patriarchy, look up your cities industrial zone, where the hardest jobs are being done and look at the gender of people there and hard jobs they do.

Many people there, if you ask nicely, will show you around.

Go to a seaport. Go to a local water treatment facility, a power station, warehouse, anything to do with important infrastructure. Look who does the most dangerous jobs which endanger and damage heath. If you see even one woman there, that'd be quite impressive. Then go take look at the gender ratio in the offices, where people mostly drink coffee and socialize, and real, easy, nontaxing works takes an hour at most.

The only women who even believe in "patriarchy" are usually particular dumb and easily manipulable, middle/higher class women coming from a place of immense privilege in society. They have no idea what the real world looks like and create a bunch of make-believe written works which have no reflection to reality, and which will be forgotten within less than 50 years as a make-believe idiocy.
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>>85599223
no. women have it way better and easier in life than ever before. you're privileged now. there's a reason why people prefer daughters way more than ever. it's lowkey better to have a daughter than a son.
Better treatment in school, more access to scholarships, more likely to get success into STEM fields. That's just education. Don't let me get started on the 1 advantage women get. You get to control the dating market AND get the luxury of settling.
All else fails because you screwed up on becoming successful? Well you're a woman! you get the luxury of being taken care of!

There's literally no rights a woman has besides men in the USA. abortion is something voted by the state. i mean shit get more women to even it out the votes. you literally get the right to do it.
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>>85599223
On a board where women aren't that rare, this was the best counter they came up with. Really speaks for itself.
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>>85598255
Their steak is too juicy and their lobster is too buttery but that's not enough. They're pissed off that they have to lift the fork to their mouths in order to have a bite. And if Chad lifted the fork for her, she would bitch that she had to chew so many times.

Foids are designed to be perpetually unsatisfied. A hole that can never be filled. An equation that can never be balanced. *Some* post menopausal grannies can be content and nice.

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im a conventionally attractive woman who spends my freetime visiting this forum. ask me some questions! it'd be lovely to talk about my daily life and why im here. (also to clarify, i am not a complete normie, as i am on the autism spectrum, but i am on the lower side.)

if u dont wanna believe me then just don't u can scroll past this buh bye
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>>85597854
why don't you just fuck off and die already?
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Have you ever had sex with a dead body?
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>>85597854
Why do you browse this board
What do you think of nerdy robot types
Would you ever help one find a relationship or give one female perspective and advice on improving their looks or themselves
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>>85597854
One of my wives legitimately looks like her
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Holy fuck you simps need death. This thread should have died with zero replies

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Remember wives, the money is there

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is there such thing as a woman who wants to adopt boyfailures
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>>85599294
ozempic and makeup
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>>85599300
Ozempic doesn't turn you into the 6'5 lanklet body you need to pull this off.
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>>85599311
wouldn't make you less of an insufferable faggot either. You're right, you should just kill yourself
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>>85599325
>wrong answers only tag is applied
oh sorry i'll leave the subreddit now
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>>85598132
This only works if you're a brownoid and activate her messiah complex/rebellious nature, or you're an infinitely charming cult leader tier motherfucker. I've never had a woman offer to take care of me.

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Well robutts? Is your body ready?
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>>85599160
There is no route to conscription or a draft in Western countries. It's completely infeasible and would instantly lead to collapse.
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>>85599149
You are Chinese, schizo.
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>>85599175
Oh no I wasnt arguing about the draft that would basically never happen in the us unless its the end of the world, but I do think Taiwan could pop off
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>>85599039
>giving a weapon to mentally unstable man
lets see how it goes
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>>85599061
>do wonder how they're going to sell WW3 to normies.
WWIII is already going since 2022. it's just ain't called like that, similar as German and USSR joint invasion of Poland in 1939 wasn't called in the morning papers "world war two started!" It was called like that years after retroactively.

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I'd rather be dead than work a job where I have to interact with people.
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>>85598820
>I'd rather be dead than work a job where I have to interact with people.
then die you fucking pussy
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>>85599001
>Procedural interactions with suppliers and medical examiners are not exactly in-your-face customer service like retail hell.
OP said "interact with people". Yes, all people can be pains in the asses. And again there isn't just guy working at a morgue without a boss.
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>>85598820
Every day I go to work with a useless team lead that fucks around all night with his girlfriend and irl friend he hired while he has a target on my back. I fucking hate normies
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It's not that bad, the amount of anecdotes you get makes you feel human
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>>85598820
i feel the same way. i eventually went insane i guess. i didnt enough off-time to equalize the friction that accumulated

I'm 24 and I can t stand my relationship anymore. My girlfriend is 38.

At first she was affectionate and I felt wanted, but that faded over time.

i m no longer attracted to her and I don't love the relationship anymore.

The problem is I feel guilty leaving because I convinced her to rent an apartment, promising I'd help with the rent. Now I have no job or money, so I can't contribute.
The lease is in her name, but I still feel responsible for putting her in this situation.

I don t want to stay out of guilt, but I'm still attached to her and know I ll be heartbroken if I leave.

What should I do?
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>>85599488
you know you have to end it

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>What... le... FUCK?!?!
>Adam Ragusea can't make an epic foodie video essay about how lobster mac cheeseburgers are racist because of my prohibitions on shellfish and mixing meat with cheese?!
>This is not fucking poggers!!! Paul, you lazy fuck, I need you to tell everyone they can eat whatever they want or something!
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Opee what if I just don't care
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>>85598022
>it's OK guys, you don't have to cut the tip of your dick off anymore, cuz Jesus or something
>2000 years later
>still cutting the tips off babies' dicks.
god fucking damn
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>>85598456
Jesus was circumcised


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