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Hey retards,
Rate my taste in escorts.

I've had sex with 80% of women on this list.
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im seeing trannies on tryst too. god damn niggers and trannies cannot just back the fuck off and stay in their proper filter
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>>76833108
>>76833087
yeah its annoying seeing obvious non-asians in the asian section, but at least theres still plenty of actual asians
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>recognize some these women
i hate my self
(i jack off to tryst alot)
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>>76833934
which ones are your favorite anon?
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>>76831518
looks pricey, 1 hour 500 bucks + a plain flight frequently just for some softcore shit, i've never paid for sex because it seems like a waste of money. Maybe if i was richer i'd consider it.

is it normal if i'm 20 and still can't grow facial hair besides a couple hairs on my chin and upper lip
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>>76833573
It's a rare condition, had it since birth but I see it as normal, even if I have to ask the barber to make my eyebrows and scalp separate themselves every month or so lel
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>No facial hair
>Posting watameme pic
>On a Taiwanese ladyboy-maintenance forum
>Which is also 20 years old

OP, are you familiar with websites called "Grindr", "SissyUniversity", and "GetEstrogenFast"?
You need to start frequenting them (if you aren't already)
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>>76833624
yeah i've just never seen something like that.
>>76833653
nigger just because i can't grow facial hair doesn't mean i'm a fag. i still look like a guy.
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>>76833083
I'm in the same boat at 22. Can't grow hair anywhere except my sideburns and the front of my neck. Looking at pictures of the males in my family, they all had full facial hair, more body hair and muscle mass, and better jaws. There is no way I got all of the shit genetics and autism just by chance. It has to be micro plastics or chemicals in the water, food, and vaccines.
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>>76833829
>There is no way I got all of the shit genetics and autism just by chance. It has to be micro plastics or chemicals in the water, food, and vaccines.
yeah same no clue what the fuck else it could be. my male relatives aren't that great looking these days anyways though.

I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives (one with cheese), and a large soda.
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>>76833976
All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!
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>>76833976
The kind of deals that make you want to boogie

i got bored and decided to draw
i usually like drawing creature designs, but how do i work my brain to make unique and cool stuff?
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>>76834012
I did not draw OP pic btw, I wish I could draw like that

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>open my mouth irl as much as simple talk
>gets either mocked or rejected
>post something online
>gets ridiculised
>join a gc and do as little as say hi
>gets shoo'd
i'm genuinely gonna start believing in energy /x/ crap, no fucking way after all those tries and changes and adjustements i make everytime or sometimes just "being myself" do i keep getting the same feedback
i can barely ever remember doing anything and getting praised ever or even just appreciated or ignored
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>>76831666
The hell are you posting that everyone ridiculizes you? Or are you posting it on mainstream social media?
If the latter, no shit. Normalfags consider lowly anything that takes >100IQ to understand.
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>>76833770
Also, kino taste for posting the White Snow male protagonist btw.
>tfw no black swan witch gf to make love with
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>>76831666
kek have you not realized? Well i mean outside of 4chan the reason why is because you provide no value to anyone, nobody can extract anything of value from you. Make yourself needed make yourself USEFUL. You arent just loved for you, welcome to normiedom these behaviors can be seen on a scale and exhibited to a lesser degree by certain individuals but at the end of the day this is the main reason. Congratulations anon this is the answer you were looking for

/thread
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weird how this thread would've not made it past 5 replies if it weren't for the e-girl bait pic
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>>76833994
>girl bait pic
OP's pic is a boy, actually

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UK benzos are starting to get laced with "metonitazene" RC opioids. They're even faking the pharmacy strips/packaging. Anyone know about these? How dangerous are they?

Thankfully I don't like benzos... Pregabalin is better anyway
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Hamilton Morris documentaries.
You're welcome.
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can anyone advise me on what i can take to induce hypomania, or at least a state of mind similar to hypomania? caffeine kinda works but it just doesn't feel the same anymore.
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>>76833694
A bottle of Delsym and Gorilla Mind Preworkout worked for me last time. Sometimes I mix Pregabalin in there. Fun stuff.
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>>76833769
not really in to delsym because of the additives... but i hear you can extract it easily? i'll check out gorilla mind preworkout next time i stop by the supplement shop, thanks
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>>76833990
>it
meant to say DXM

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Why won't zoomers accept one of the many jobs employers are begging for them to take?
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>>76818529
you are honestly just as well off working there as on welfare.

I got a STEM degree no work so worked shit jobs and now im doing a trade at college.

If a job doesnt pay me at least $25/hr leafbucks im not working it. i worked 2 minimum.wage jobs before one full time and one part time and still couldnt afford to eat.

Stay at home and be NEET than work. You cannot afford to eat, rent or have hobbies on minimum wage.
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>>76832741
leftists are such fucking faggots. Just say what you mean, holy shit you're retarded.
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>>76822335
Haha they actually send you emails letting you know they didn't pick you and to stop waiting on further news? Lucky.
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>>76826608
>romanian
Scamming people isnt a career gypsy scum.
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>>76833922
Its the only job hr whores do on the regular besides waste company resources.

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I wish people would stop claiming that all crossdressers are troons
>Be brown twink
>Like crossdressing but still recognise I'm male
>Hate the trannie ideology
>Just like wearing makeup, girly clothes and acting feminine (but only sometimes)
>Would never get a sex change
>Like to seduce straight nerdy European guys
>Love the idea of them using my mouth and bussy
>It's a dirty fetish but I would never force them
>Want to be used by nerdy white guys
>Would never hurt or abuse anyone
Yet why do both libtards and conservatards always assume I'm trans? I'M NOT A TRANNY! I JUST LIKE CROSSDRESSING AND SEDUCING WHITE NERDS! FUCK OFF WITH YOUR POLITICAL AGENDAS!
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why are fags obsessed with "tricking" or "seducing" straight guys

its fucking creepy and rapey
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>>76833538
fags reproduce by molesting kids, that's why
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>>76828204
>I'm not trans
>BUT
>most tranny thing ever
heh, classic
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>>76828204
Doesnt help that like 80% of you faggots do end up transitioning, if youre a crossdresser then good for you, but your looks wont last through your 20s and youll inevitably hit the wall and no straight man will want to fuck you
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>>76833775
Dude that only happens on 4chan, nobody does this outside of chronic internet use.

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>Be me, school fag.
>Not doing good in science class. (Chemistry is hard)
>Teach tells me to participate more in class of I want to boost my grades.
"Class, what organ is burned by acid reflux?"
>Oh I know this. I raise my hand
"Yes anon?"
>"The asparagus."
>Fuck. Too late.
>Whole close laughs, including teach.
"Yes, I assume you meant esophagus."
>whole class starts calling me asparagus boy.

Fml. Fml. Fml. I want to fucking die. Someone fucking shoot me in the fucking head.
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>>76831445
No no, that's the stuff that makes your piss smell
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>>76831445
this is good greentext, thanks OP.
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/r9k/ really is just a r/greentext and r/4chan farm now, huh?
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>>76833656
funny stories are forever
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>>76831445
Based, embrace it. They probably thought you went to class drunk like a chad

>teach tells me to participate more
This is true but only because the teacher always goes easier on people who they think are trying really hard.

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>be younger me
>youre average teenager
>meet this fatass at school
>i was stupid so i just play around and annoy him untill he knows me enough
>we become friends
>he always walked with me always had something to say always laughed at my jokes even if they were nonsense
>he meets this new short cunt
>they become friends.
>i dont mind him around so i be friends eith him as well
>the fatass starts to ignore me a little. still i had the short cunt and a another big headed nigger
>the short cunt starts to make the fatass beleive im mentally retarded because of my embarrassing nature to make him ditch me
>it works
>he also gets friends with this big nosed white guy
>he just goes with them and leaves me be
>one time i ask him "what changed?"

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>>76833933
This person is enlightened.
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You were stupid, stupid
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>>76833912
ummmm le lole arneinkay
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i'm average teenager?
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i shouldve shoot up the school

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How does it feel to be so grotesque, so repulsive, that being even slightly associated with you is enough to do incredible harm to a brand?
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>>76833747
However not liking being a woman/man has no cutoff whatsoever for making you choose to be "nonbinary" and every single one I've met is only transitioning into nothing because of this reason. It's unfortunate a fake "gender" got legalized in Canada.
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>>76833747
Tragic to think how many lives are hurt by this abuse, and then they get put in therapy where these psychos enable the children in their delusions.
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>>76832819
I'd kind of imagine the same.
They know they're repulsive manchildren in skirts and they love the fact that they're hated because they can get away with the most antisocial shit and still be seen as the victim.

Personally I just find it fun to single them out and bully them and occasionally be the reason one ends up in the psyche ward or attempts suicide (Only a few successfully)

I think the problem with modern trolls, especially in regards to trannies, is that they forgot the most important part of trolling is that you're having fun. Most modern trolls just do it as a way to cope with their own shitty lives.
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>>76833679
>The Mtf trannies are a different matter.
No, they're not, they're faggots with a new social paradigm wherein faggots are actually women. All faggots are created through molestation and trauma.
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>>76832800
What happens when they cannot even give it away with extra steps?

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https://voca.ro/1b8ss5RZwAA2
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>>76833213
https://voca.ro/1izEKU9Gtnaz
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>>76833213
https://voca.ro/12GxHvQdywc0
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>>76833040
About self improvement
https://voca.ro/1dvn15zjdbuy

>>76833071
Anon's depression episode
https://voca.ro/1cqzp4HBl1Ur
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Bumperoni if anyone still wants to talk. Can't really sleep

https://voca.ro/1geG4DSnXBil
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>>76832600
>and this is Boston Man with some diet advice

>child in the background
lmao

>mom volunteering me for shit again to punish me
>says I dont do enough
I work 30 something hours for a retail thing, have a side hustle, buy my own food and gas, pay all my bills except rent since I live at home. what the fuck does she want from me?
i told her im not doing that shit. fucking hate her
wish she would die and give me an insurance payout already
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>>76832714
>what the fuck does she want from me?
she wants you to leave you dumb nigger hahaha it isn't obvious? not even a reading women thing, you're an actual retard who can't pick up social cues
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>>76832714
>what the fuck does she want from me?

why the fuck do you care what she wants?
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>>76833828
Thats not even true.
see >>76833264

She would be overjoyed to support me for the rest of my life if she could and is annoyed that Im becoming more independent
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>>76833264
>She even explicitly told me she would sabotage any relationships I had.
OP...
She doesn't want you gone, but YOU have to get out ASAP when you graduate from college. She is literally making you an incel herself, AND is using your free labor for dumb shit.
Get the fuck out of your mom's and live your own life. If you don't, you'll be 40 years old and your bitch mom will still make you do dumb shit.
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>>76832714
>what the fuck does she want from me?
For you to leave the nest.

This is just how white women operate and in this day and age when men are faggots like your father assuming he's even around she will get away with it.

Basically she doesn't love you anymore, she see's you as a fat hobo stranger living in her house. You could cook gourmet meals every day, message her feet in the morning, listen to her ramble about retarded shit for hours while smiling and saying "yes mom you're right" and it wouldn't matter. You're still just some fat potential rapist wandering around her house when she just wants to be alone and fantasize about chad cock. In her mind, even if you take care of her you're preventing her from achieving her retarded female dreams about some kind of Pixar movie life.

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This could be us. Wouldn't it be nice?
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>>76832129
What do you expect? fat man with skinny woman is almost as gay as a straight couple can get, just being beaten by cuck fetishists.
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>>76830511
Beyond grim. They're both so gross. The fat fuck is one thing but it's also remarkable how shapeless she is.
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>>76832339
im currently 385. pick me up before i decide to lose it all.
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>>76832339
>He'd probably work
KEK
these types never, ever work
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>>76833925
Gotta be 450+ to get these chicks.

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People who will only hate men or only hate women are insanely out of touch. Both are horrible in different ways but horrible nonetheless, both to their own kind and each other. You are free to try and debate me on this.
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>>76832729
South Korea is full of men who hate women and women who hate men and it has a super high depression and suicide rate doesn't it. I don't want the world to be like South Korea, it sucks.
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Nothing to debate here.
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>>76832729
Male female wars never work because everyone is sleeping with the enemy
Life sucks.


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