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>be me
>the "positive" everyones friend you can always go to
>always trying to make sure everyone is okay
>always making sure people are included
>always make sure people know I don't think of them negatively
>ffw like 10 years or some shit
>world actively going to shit
>all the info in the palm of my hand about how shit the world is now
>the main top of media is how fucked up everything is
>stuff the wouldn't make the news or an article is one of the big topics that get to people

And I can't do shit. Every fucking day countless crimes are happening, billipns of people can't get or recieve help, the world is actively killing itself and running its own resources dry, and I can't do shit. This is exact reason Im always stoned, I'd rather be a high retard than live with the knowledge that the world is a fuck and I have no power at all in helping.
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It's not your job to save anyone or fix anything. Get off your white savior complex you dumb shitlib. It's getting pathetic.

Fix your life. That's your one task. Never kill yourself.
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>>84301893
Im not a white savior complex i genuinely just want to help people like my friends but I can't. But thanks for the advice anon.
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>>84301871
For lots of people, you getting stoned is what makes the world so shit. Being a nice guy doesn't make up for it either and you can't chicken or egg it saying you smoke BECAUSE the world is shit. No, the world is shit BECAUSE you smoke. It's all perspective, and so long as one still has a choice they may as well take the perspective of the mighty and righteous.

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The more you accept you're not a good person the better
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I keep trying to gaslight myself into thinking I'm a good person, but fuck it niechze was right and I'm not humble or benevolent, but just in a predicament that holds me back.
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>>84301568
the problem is i am actually too good of a person and i keep getting fucked over in life because of it
i need to become bad
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>>84301568
>think you're a good person
>realize you're actually just afraid of being punished by a higher authority (parents, government, God etc.)
>realize you're just extremely inhibited

My life is dominated by fear but at least I don't get deluded into thinking that I'm an angel for not even daring to act out the thoughts in my head. at least im le self aware xd
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>>84301568
I don't care if I'm good or bad, I just want to die already...it's ridiculous that life goes for so long, I had my fill like 5 years ago and this shit keeps going on...
I'm not healthy, so I'm sure I will have a heart attack eventually, let's hope it happens sooner rather than later.
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>>84301568
Being good or realizing you're not changes nothing. I've had every goal in my life beaten out of me and ripped away one by one. And why did I want those things in the first place? Because I was told to? Or is it a natural instinct? I've done many things because I thought I was supposed to and many because I wanted to, but in the end my punishment is all the same. There is no reason to keep going and every day feels like torture. Yet I'm still here.

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>literally only the 2nd night of my 2 week nofap and I already need to cum so fucking bad

God this shit sucks
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get a bowl of ice water and dip your junk in it if its that bad
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>>84301556
OP is horny lol.
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I'm so glad I didn't fall for the nofap meme. In fact, I'm going to go jerk off right now. Good luck in life OP.
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>>84301556
The first week is always rough.

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Would you date a girl that's Indian?
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>>84301088
No, unironically your entire race should be wiped out because it would make the world better
>>84301090
>>84301114
TRVKE
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>>84301093
>>are you hot?
No, its an indian man with a humiliation fetish or a paki with a hateboner, >>84301107
Their food is shit, eat real asian food, >>84301124
... no comment
>>84301149
Based
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>>84301088
would you let me cum on and frot my cock on your nipples? if not fuck off ew
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>>84301088
I want to date an indian foid
I think they're really pretty
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>>84301088
>Would you date a girl that's Indian?
I'd rather just regularly fuck one on the downlow.

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Women are all evil people,
therefore you can do no evil to them.
Food for thought.
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>>84301636
By evil I mean kidnapping and raping them btw
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>>84301636
Cool style.
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>>84301636
>Women are all evil people
what did I do

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Genuinely what do I do as a 35yo khv
I'm just gonna get made fun of for posting this but w/e
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>>84301830
I am consequently going to Thailand in the summer but I have 0 interest in sex tourism

>>84301866
>Are you mentally sane and healthy?
I think so, and yes I am trying. I am completing my high school diploma in around 9 months (it sucks, I have to study 8 hours a day on top of needing to work 5 hours a day to keep up with my share of expenses so I do 13 hours of productivity, it's brutal) and then will apply to university, but it will be kinda shit that I'll be in my early 40s before I am actually steady in any career :(
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I'm the same, 35 khhv, no friend since I was 20, low paying job, very anxious and lazy, never lived on my own. I have money saved up from being a leech but idk what to do. I had one 2 month erelationship at the end of last year which is the extent of my romantic experience.
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>>84301888
You are living life and improving bro, far ahead than many others.
Give it your all, hope you succeed in all you want!
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>>84301526
time to stabilitymax and bag a nice woman
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>>84301526
yea well youre not the only one. im a mid 30s virgin, no friends, no job, live with parents. had multiple girls who i could have had sex with years ago but i dont know how to be sexual with women

I want to get my balls sucked like I really really really want to get my balls sucked by a girl
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>>84301701
I need to get my balls sucked bruh

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>32 yo
>found 2nd grade yearbook in old box
>looked up what everyone who was in my class is doing now
>most have shit jobs
>half the chicks are fat now
>very few have kids
Shit's bleak...
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>>84301785
Part of me is too lazy to keep up with maintaining a chrome dome. I will trim facial hair just so im not eating pubes, but otherwise i get a full haircut and facial shave twice a year.
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>>84301799
yea shaving your head is kind of high maintenance. most people dont know that, some bald guys shave their head every day because their hair grows fast
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>>84301841
luckily i have hair so i just have to shave my face every day but that's a pain in the ass to do because i make sure i do it perfectly since i'm an 8.5/10 or so
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>>84301847
i have an 8.5/10 personality i win
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>>84301863
then we're both very smooth talkers because i'm probably no 8.5 personality wise once they know me but maybe 7.5, ehh, sure you got me beat there

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What is something you have done which has guaranteed you a place in hell?
>Despite growin up tradcath
>I was always a turbo coomer and glutton
>Used to steal food and supplies from school
>Despite my family being upper middle class in Portugal
>Jerked off in a condom to my aunt's feet while she slept
I'm pretty fucked up
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>>84300423
Sin even once.
>James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
Thankfully God sent his Son, that anyone could make to heaven, because he saw that all men had sinned, and had compassion on us.
>Romans 10:13 For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.
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>>84301053
>>84301069
>>84301081
goddamn based grudgeposter
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>>84300423
>What
Lying since i learned to talk
Violent since i could raise my arms
Kicked out of Sunday school when i was 6 for asking too many questions
Stole everything not bolted down since i was 9
I drove a stolen bright orange Golf around an entire summer just for fun to see if i could
Threw my first house party at 11
Did drugs from 12
Meth until i got severely psychotic that ended with a spider eating it`s way trough my eyeball when i was 31 where i simply just stopped and started to turn things around
Fucked anything that could walk and a couple with paralegics for good measure
Been legally dead twice
Shot at, stabbed and electrocuted and paid them back in full with interests
Sentenced 4 times, spent 5 years 11 months and 4 days behind bars
but i`ve also saved the life of 3 people, a drowning, an mc accident where his leg was torn off and a gang rape attempt where i beat them to a pulp and did 3 years inside for "excessive use of force"

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>>84301157
Based Christcuck sharing on Good Friday. God bless thread!
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>What is something you have done which has guaranteed you a place in hell?
I've gotten serviced by a transvestite a few times.

Fueled in cosmic chaos. Thinking about a super promise.
At the speed of starlight, she descends, wings blazing, fists of empathy.
This isn't a fight it's a prophecy of victory
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>>84301530
Well that didn't answer anything
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>>84301547
im not a sissy
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>>84301584
Are you a foid or moid Ruby?
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>>84301592
moidr moid
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>>84301620
I assume not ftm

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Happi insobriated easter kind of day.
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>>84301623
this may sound like a weird question but have you ever hugged an anon irl?
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>>84301702
yeah how did you know
235578
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>>84301744
>how did you know
Intuition. Just kidding, I'm the OP who made the thread about ghosting on /soc/ once, seeing you posting Ame in a similar art style made me remember your story. How did you 2 end up meeting? Did you manage to start talking with him again? It was a straight hug btw, right?
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It seems like reading your story will have to wait some hours of sleep, since I'm going to sleep soon.
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If you don't post the entire story, you're gay.

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I'll be gooning to AsianBunnyX if anyone needs me.
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>>84301697
Softcore porn on twitch
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cute gooner threaf
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>>84301497
I don't know who this is.
Does she show anything or is she just a tease?
If she's just a tease link me to a hot video I can jonk my blonker to, and it better not be hours long bullshit with her thanking her paypigs the whole time.
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>>84301497
That's a good frame, I don't even want to see the eyes.
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>>84301497
I'm literally pooping right now as I type this. Just wanted you to know.

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this is pretty much how i see the lighting in my avatar movie

yep
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>>84301349
Dumbass. The whole point of Avatar movies is to be bright and visually brilliant. Your pic is way too dark and shadowy. Why the fuck would you want an Avatar movie to be so dark. Also now that Landau's dead, there probably won't be any more Avatar movies, Cameron seems to have stopped caring and is increasingly talking about how he probably isn't going to finish the main series.
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>>84301362
you dont know the story

also, your mouth and butthole are designated AIDS siphoners
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anyas gonna be my female mc
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i changed my mind

i dont want anya
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i like how i can say the most awful things

and know ill get away with it

because im not being stalked by the people im talking shit about

yep

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Porn has me jerking off to weird bdsm shit while the lifestyle itself creeps me out and I find it weird as shit and want nothing to do with those people.

Isn't that weird? I've fallen into a kink I don't actually have because porn keeps it at a comfortable distance. Am I just sexually repressed? or is there a difference between what you want for yourself in the world of flesh vs net
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>>84298608
what does that thing on the pic even do? you can't reasonably have sex with that on
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>>84298608
I have thought on this conundrum myself for quite a while, and I've concluded that my notions of sexual excitement are very idealized in the hypothetical space. To execute them necessarily asks for much muddier waters, many more half-measures and compromises, which I believe would disappoint me greatly after I have set my own expectations so high purely fantasizing. I am also rather terrified of people, so I never expect to have to face the contrast, fortunately. I will just enjoy my solitary ventures into bondage and the vividness of my daydreams, and be content to the extent I am able.
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>>84298608
I would never fuck a tranny but used to like trannies in porn. Maybe I would try it but the idea of poop dick and the fact i'm literally seeing a cock makes it not as enticing as in porn.
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Wow, someone who knows the difference between fantasy and reality. You are a rarity, OP. If only most men would knoe the difference and stop pushing this degenerare shit on us thinking it's normal.

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A real man accepts his fate
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>>84301455
He doesnt play by your rules
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>>84301273
you guys make fun of guys like him but I bet you look just like him, only difference is he is smug about it.
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>>84301767
Fortunately, I look better than him by a noticeable margin.
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>>84301273
okay im not a real man then.
now what?
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>>84301767
No, I took finasteride and minoxidil.


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