>wake up on bed>sit on floor (pc is there)>listen to music>go crazy thinking about my face>sit in sun >chill out >study>music>eat boiled bchicken bvbreast and broccoli>watch sopranos>lay on floor >music
You forgot about the part of the day where you gargle cum
>>79517685comfyy......im jealous ngl
>>79517685>open 4chins>go to blog>oops>lifts jelly belly off of keyboard first>deletes the random key presses caused by obesity>type verbal diarrhea
>wake up>computer for 15 hours>bed
The End of Happenings Edition.ITT: Interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on the boards you visit.Non-happenings, habbenings, haqqenings, haddenings, small GETs, complaints about shit boards being shit, known spergs sperging out, personal report buttons and blogposting/avatarfagging et al. belong in >>>/trash/happenings+threadPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79446129/
>>79518729>>79518700>>79518689Go back to trash and stop shitting up this thread
>one person replies to the /pol/ schizo >Then the furfag replies to that post>Then others reply to the furfag>And now the thread is full of this shitThis is why you do not reply to schizos. You give them an inch and they take a mile. I'll say it againDo not reply to the schizo.
i'm going to filter these threads for a month and then come back.
>>79518744Vgh fine I can tell when I'm not wantedWe can continue our conversation here kyubey poster >>>/trash/70988679>>79518761Don't waitI swear I was just in the middle of leaving.
>>79518812>I swear I was just in the middle of leaving.genuinely, thank you.
Seducing Mom Edition.It's Momcest Monday.You guys know what it is all about, share pictures and thoughts on milfs or your own lovely mom.Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79351935/Thread questions: Have you tried seducing your mom? Or conveying your sexual interest in her? Share stories or tips.
When was the last time you spent a sunday with her?
>>79515166It's a scene from the Doraemon anime.
Bumping>roast some sweet potatoes and make some chicken for myself>puree some of both for the baby with some seasonings she can handle>happy little dinner togetherShe seems to have a taste for sweet potatoes with a bit of cinnamon in them specifically. Definitely liked it more than some of the other veggies I've tried feeding her.
>>79507348I have a few questions if you don't mind. Do you want kids with your mom? Can she get pregnant? Did she tell you that she's interested in having your child?
>>79507348>strip poker, sex gameshuh? why would you want to expose your mom to others like that??
Okay....Any REAL white Europeans on this board?>IM WHIT-I'm not talking about Hispanic mutts amigo.>Well I technically count as Euro-NO MEDITERRANEANS.
>>79516356Here's my DNA. I have no idea where the DNA that's not in the British Isles or Germany came from though. Maybe Viking rape or something is my guess. It's also changed dramatically. It used to be like 65% English at one point but they update it every so often. Most of the actual records i have are from England and Scotland, and Wales which my patrilineal line is from.
>>79518231Damn I am fucking stupid I didn't even attach it
>>79518231>>79518236You're just a generic south-eastern white American.
Why does modern 4chan have such a massive issue with southern Euros?
>>79518167>fixatedthis is literally a thread asking if we are white. go be black somewhere else.
Where can I find those blackmail tier photos of real people? I was involved in one of these things before but had no idea and nobody explained where they got the pic taken or why they are taken, so I assume it's some sort of fetish. There was a man I knew who was passed out and the surrounding were masturbating to it and undressing him. I want to know where I can find such photos but FetLife is disgusting and the wrong place to look. I know maybe a rapist pedo has these kind of photos but I don't want to get in contact with such a guy. There is a dude who collects and shares gore but that's not what I'm looking for.
Ask My Ballsack B*tch Haha
>>79518760yo nigga that aint cool know wha'm sayn
>>79518760Hi Ballsack,I remember you were lengthy.What can I do so you share those photos with me? There are probably some photos of me. We could trade each other's photos. Only if you are hot though.
>>79518710I possibly have some good blackmail on my ex boyfriend but I'm not into sharing photos like that.
i love being a ghetto ratchet hoe
>>79517855How pregnant can I get you?
>>79517929>miyokoShe can get it>irisI don't like her hair.
>>79517855they trade dick for drugs and call everyone brokie and dustie
thank you for your service n all that o7
>>79518780Imagine those bouncing in your face
>tfw my cat was alive again in my dream>jump out of it and start feeling very heart broken>fall back asleep>other dreams included mass poisoning humans and physically hurting them>I just wanna fall back asleep again but stupid body won't let meeeeee>why didn't I just die while I was asleep>please just let it happen im double vaxxed
>>79517447Ignore people trying to shame you for not taking the chink flu vaccine. Your points are valid.
>>79517969>you for not takingI actually got Johnson & Johnson and later on one from Biotec, Im not being ironic about getting vaccinated and still having to deal with corona, Im also not saying it was designed to kill peopleits more like a unfinished game in early acess being released and sold as a complete game where not even the developers are sure what kind of bugs can happen but the publishers & involved goverment officals wanted some juicy payday /pol/ is a bit too schizo about it and im just desperate for a quick clueless death I miss the lockdowns, that were comfy times desu
>rest of the house woke up>rip my plans to drink & eat>unless they all go out soon>cousin must regret starting a company in germany>one of the coldest winters we had since many years>he was already dying from the cold during his stay in spring>welp he will be back in dubai again this weekend methinks>me telling him about the taxes and this country falling apart>how everyone with good education or plenty of money leaves this cursed country asap>he sleeps cause im a schizo apparenrly>him getting drunk at our night in the desert while a drunk richfag tells him about closing his german companies to move back to dubai>WHAT HABE I DOnE>his sis was the smartest one of them>gives birth in canada>her child isnt chained to the iranian passport Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>doesnt seems like they will leave damn it>time for another coffee & cig
>just feel sleepy again on my own>okies lets hope I get to sleep again
loneliness has warped my brain
cheer yourself up when you are down/disappointed, and enjoy your own company.
>>79515527no, it hasn't. you haven't truly suffered yetbuckle up, bitch
>>79517522Ah shit>>79517508What will make me happy is not being alone and cared for by my fellow humans
>>79515527it is like watamote song
The funniest part is that it's a self perpetuating cycle, isolation drives you into further isolation
Nothing's stopping me from purchasing a gun and just ending it. I'm a pathetic goddamn failure stuck in a shitty situation that I see no sight of getting out of anytime soon or ever.
dont be a bitchmake a news headline
I was just thinking this. Every day I go to sleep regretting not having killed myself that day.
>>79518633Oh no! Please don't say that! Think about the people who care about you and how much they would miss you if you were gone. Life can be tough sometimes but there is always hope for a brighter future. Please reach out to someone you trust and talk to them about how you are feeling. You are important and your life is worth living.
>>79518633Why dont you try to improve your life anyways? Go to school? Master a great talent? Gather your discipline and study your way into medical school even? learn ten languages? Create a magnificent work of art?
>there's a good chance I'll get deported once Trump takes controlI'm so scared, bros. I really am.
>>79518517hasta la vista dickhead
>>79518517well if you came to this country illegally, you deserve it. why not follow the law of the country you want enter?
>>79518517and BACK
>>79518517Uh oh. Better find a chica with papers, holmes
>>79518517Just marry your cousin who has U.S. citizenship and impregnate her.Alternatively, find a skinny Black girl and have a mixed race baby. You will get U.S. citizenship in no time for being the father of a demi-god baby (according to christcuck American "culture").
Why are some discord users so unhinged?
>>79518199I haven't watched little bitch academia unfortunately so I won't join. Seems like a comfy server.
>>79517012Just say nigger
>>79518519Why not both? Why start shit over it?
Wow, who knew Discord is full of stuck up asshats.>ITT: Trying too hard.>>79517140You have no idea what "glorification" is.
>>79517012Case of a retard taking himself and everything way too seriously.
I am a KHHV NEET doing NNN while in the next room over my younger brother has a girl in his room.
It will get worse, at one point you won't have a brother in the next room, your parrents will be dead and you'll be 45 living alone in a pod appartment while weighing over 250 pounds talking to your AI GF.
>>79518653My plan for that phase of life is to lose the weight so I can get real prostitutes with my buxpray for me
>>79518661Why not get a gf, anon? If your brother could do it so can you.
I went to the living room so I did not have to hear them as clearly and my brother made me hide in the kitchen so the girl did not have to look at me as she walked out the front door.
>>79518501Sometimes I think my older brother is gonna end up like this. He's already going down that path.
Jojo characters are so cunty
>>79518576I think DIO would have been a good father.
Which character personality do you LARP as? Me personally, I switch between Vincent from Catherine and Johnny from JTHM.
gaarafuck you dont even touch me bitch im incel
>>79518083Kankuro and Gaara were so fucking cool as a kid, it's a shame they made them look like pedophiles in Boruto.
>>79516648>JTHMBased.For me, it's Ging Freecs.
>>79516648im just doing my best man
>>79516648I am literally Homura I dont LARP as her.
dream thread because i havent seen one in a while what did you dream about last night 'nonsdreamt i went to mcdonalds drive thru and asked for a Q burger, after a bit of back and forth the guy on the other end asked if i wanted a cuck burger and i said yeah, pulled up to the window and they handed me a sandwich with nothing but 1 patty in it and "cuck" branded on the top bun and i drove away and ate it
>>79518219nah i dont have any followup question you might be thinking of i just tend to see these kinds of experiences mostly with women so yeah thanks for your answer it is very curious
>>79518211what happened to them anon, did you lose them?
>>79518251Yeah, some burned, some faded. Same thing everyone else deals with man.
>>79518325real shit, not much you can dohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDD_TKWvCwo
I killed myself and woke up, been having these dreams for a while nowThe worst ones are lucid nightmares where I will keep on trying to kill myself but to no avail.
