To Anons who live in Kiev- TAKE HIM OUT ALREADY!!!Hes on the verge of starting wwiii because he wants to play dress up as the new Stepan Bandera
>>83171399>Hes on the verge of starting wwiii because he won't just give 35% of Ukraine's land area to a hostile neighbor
>>83171399What website do you think you're on, retard? We love Hitler around these parts.
>>83171399Damn if zelensky is the new hitler i forgive him for being jewish.
Are you prepared to die a virgin?
No, it makes me miserable and even worse that I can't just pay to lose it without jumping through a million hoops
>>83171032yesim ready to die as a virgint. wizardhowever i need to be there to witness asi.maybe sexbots as well, well see
>>83171158She did give me a blowjob before i pounded her pussy, i don't know if it was the condom but i always thought sex would be way better. Also the bitch wanted me to give her validation or some shit becase she started asking me if she was thin after we were finished.
>>83171032I wish. Already been married and divorced.I want my fuckin virginity back from that nasty cunt.
can i accept it but simultaneously feel suffering?
are you good at math anon?
>>83171116Up to 8th grade maybe but no promises
>>83171242I know but I believe it, when I've had to learn math for practical reasons as an adult I have no issues.
>>83171238Because I want to work on STEM and the ability to analyze logical patterns, usually linked to high mathematical skills, is a sign of aptitude for these fields. However, I'm simply terrible at it, it's almost as if there's an invisible barrier preventing me from moving forward on math.
>>83171299What's stopping you?I am broke and I have been a private tutor for ages I would tutor you for free if you want.>Because I want to work on STEM and the ability to analyze logical patterns,That's pretty vague. But yeah I suppose that's like half of math but the other half is a language which is why so many people get demoralized.
>>83171320>What's stopping you?The other day I took a national college entrance exam where my brain was raped by the math section>That's pretty vagueWell, maybe, but that's just what I've heard.
i unironically spend 14 hours a day here
>>83171416Sames buddy, sames
Should I start taking adderall and start productivitymaxxing if I don't give a shit about appetite
>>83171329i drew her a hat cuz she looked cold
>>83171329you'll turn into a retarded addict unless you actually have some kind of attention disorder.
>>83171400Alright thanks for talking me out of it
>go outside>see female neighbor>she waves to me>I wave back>continuously think about having sex with her
>>83171350congratulations you're a heterosexual male
I don't even go outside.
Last thread went well, but it's still a long way to go.Yurm'd and dead meme horse are honorable mentions.
>>83170282new meme idea: 68cause its between 67 and 69
>>83170603Too normalcore.
the wumba
>waiting for a train in the subway>cute zoomergirl keeps staring at me from a distance>she's smiling and giggling a lot>holding an ipad and seems to be writing something>consider saying something to her>spend too much time mulling over what to say>right before I decide to walk over to her, she's springs up and sprints over to me>"hey! you look like a red panda! I drew you a fursona!!!">she shows me the image she drew of an anthropomorphic red panda wearing the same outfit I'm wearing>she is hopping up and down with a grin on her face while like a kid proudly holding up an etch-a-sketch>genuinely don't know what to say>"o-oh wow. yeah that does kinda look like me h-haha">train arrives>get on>she doesn't get on Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>83171263Anon, she wanted you. You should not have boarded the train. Learn from this. You don't get many chances with quirky chungus autists.
>>83171263>>cute zoomergirl keeps staring at me from a distance>>she's smiling and giggling a lotYeah, girls do this to me a bunch
>>83171263>I got out-autismed by a girl
>>83171263unironically wanted your dick.
cant untangle the knots no matter which string i tug or pull at..
>>83170426sometimes you meet very nice people. but most people seem to either not want to be bothered, or they have ulterior motives.i'd like to talk to people like you and i have done so before. but i have my own issues that make it very difficult. so just know that you are seen anon
>>83167467untangle deez nuts
>>83170917>so just know that you are seen anonI don't feel seen
>>83170426I don't know, anon. it's mostly a matter of luck and perseverance, really. join communities you like, seek out other people, dont give up if something doesn't work, and keep trying. i cant guarantee that you'll ever find that someone, but i hope you do. and i hope i do too.
>>83171303good luck to the both of us
I work as an administrative assistant at an office where most of the employees are male, so I am friendly to all of them in order to not be alone. Maybe some of them think this is flirtation.A guy just said he would like to get dinner with me sometime and I said "Why not" because I don't want to be mean but I would only do it if it is a friendly thing, not a date. I should have clarified that. The other guy is also always doing gentleman things for me like bringing me coffee, holding the door, carrying my stuff and it is making me feel overwhelmed.I really do like them as coworkers and we see each other every day, I don't want our relationship in the office to get awkward by rejecting them but I also don't want to date them. What should I do so no one's upset? I don't want any drama.
>>83170662Seriously considering this route
>>83170185Try to hook them up with each other.
>>83170185No, anonette, dinnerguy thinks it's a date. Look, you've not made it awkward, you didn't initiate.People have to live and work with people who have turned them down. I've tried to sleep with most of my coworkers. I've hit on many managers. That's life. They don't care, I don't care. Shoot them down a bs move on
>>83170185>What should I do so no one's upset?Just be honest. "Hey, I appreciate you as a coworker and a friend, but I'm not interested in dating."Wham, bam, done.
>>83170662I worked with a lassie that did this. She told me she wore it so that creeps wouldn't hit on her. I guess she never got creep vibes from me. I fully intended to hit on her, she was beautiful and intelligent and I hoped to get to know her more.
Ive been lurking for five years. When do I start to fit in with 4chan culture?
>>83170744Arroooo use apostrophes
>>83170744Lurking for five years? You aren't Thanos, Anon, wait......or are you?
>>83170744You in particular? Never.
never lurk moar dingdong
After the lobotomy, once you become irreversibly retarded you can speak
Standard male swimwear has always just been a pair of shorts, but standard female swimwear just gets smaller and smaller. Do girls feel pressure to conform? These days it's normal for girls to go to the beach with almost their whole asses exposed. If I was a girl I'd feel like that's a little unfair.
>>83170831Don't think, I get weird looks but I don't care
>>83170913Do you ever wish other girls would wear more modest swimwear so you wouldn't stick out?
>>83170694Holy fucking shit, this passes for being a newspaper comic? What a piece of shit comic that is
>>83170926Sure but only in as much as I think a lot of common swim wear for women are basically 99% naked, that's too much
>>83171246Yeah that doesn't seem fair to me. Men's swimwear is just shorts about as long as what you'd usually wear, and just without a shirt. You could walk around town like that if you wanted to. But girls go to the beach wearing less than underwear.
I recently came out of a depression period and I feel better than I have in months. Anyone else experienced something similar?
>>83171013Actually the opposite for me, i've been quite down for sometime, don't know if i can call it depression though, i function normally, talk to people, do the chores, lift weights and eat well. Still feel like shit. What being GFless does to a motherfucker.
>>83171121Even on my best day, I don't talk to people. When I'm around people, I feel lonely and sad. I'll never get a GF.
I got real dizzy and idk what that was
I'm feeling the opposite, I'm easily at the nadir of my emotional state. This is probably the worst I've ever felt.
>>83171013It's gradual but I'm starting to feel better and better, quit drinking 10 months ago and I've been megadosing niacin to induce a mental reset/cleanse and it seems to be working, my anxiety is subsiding and I'm moderating my caffeine intake such that I'm finally not operating with a baseline level of paranoia tainting my experience, just finished Prison School and went for a refreshing walk to the park, grandmother's funeral is on Saturday which is a bummer but at least I'll get to touch base with family members I haven't seen in many years, a bit nervous about that but whatever I need a change of scenery anyway I'm going stir crazy just sitting inside shitposting on messageboards and discord letting my brain rot
do we live in a cyberpunk dystopia?
Yes. We are. Unfortunately
>>83170974Not yet.We can't replace flesh with chrome anymore, but I wager we might in a bit.
>>83170974No, we still need to achieve holographic advertisements everywhere
>>83171163Ok but we're close! We have AI now.
why i feel so bad? it's not just me, right?
>>83170575You're not alone brother. Some of us are right there with you. God forgives eventually as long as you just believe in him and do your best.
