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The dead internet theory is just another way for simps to protect women
>see all those retarded women? They're bots, don't worry about it. Irl women are sugoi!

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hello talk to me please thanks
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>>85730912
cute retarded autist
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>>85729881
have you tried roping?
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>>85730993
no i haven't ever tried killing myself the closest thing i did to that was putting a fork in an electric outlet once but nothing happened
i have some years before i need to do it so it's fine for now
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>>85731011
stay safe
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>>85731014
you too ano

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To the anons who hate gacha games. Do you hate capitalism too?
>Dailies = mandatory job hours
>Events = office activities
>Rng grinding = chance of getting a promotion for each project realized
You log in everyday, doing the same thing, to get a small amount of currency that you will eventually spend to get something that will be used to make the whole process slightly less dreadful
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Yes, I do, but I think the comparison is dumb. Abitrarily stupid working conditions is not what capitalism means to me.

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Dubito, ergo sum, vel, quod idem est, cogito, ergo sum.
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>>85730834
>Why does Yahweh hide his existence?
All part of his divine 4D chess or something, maybe YHWH is the Demiurge.
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>>85730877
It just seems like such a obvious hole in the whole thing, in the Bible he's much more present, then faith becomes important.
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>>85730882
That's because the messiah already came or something, I think this is what a christian would say as an answer to that.
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>>85730941
For something that demands everything it doesn't inspire much faith, it puts it on the victim to do that for it. Then it punishes heresy. It's insane.
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>>85730976
>For something that demands everything it doesn't inspire much faith
How dare you say that!? Infinite suffering for you right now, my friend. General Shirou Ishii who was part of unity 731? He converted himself before dying so he goes to heaven.

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>Top executives at Anthropic, OpenAI and other AI companies are privately gaming out scenarios for a public and political revolt after a catastrophic AI event, and they assume one in 2027
What are these nerds planning man I'm getting scared mang.
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>>85730858
Chat is this true??? Can any anon confirm?
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Claude gutted jeeted software companies over night.
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>>85730858
the next revolution is when i can put technology in my ass
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>>85730900
ai is going to design a pill which i can eat in a coffin to melt my body and turn into a psychic alien that can breathe in space like a cool space butterfly
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>>85730858
They know what's coming.

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A thread for robots to discuss their interest in wearing diapers, ABDL and age regressing.

Happy 1st of locktober to anyone celebrating.

Old, stinky, and filled: >>85581548

TQ: If you could, would you want to have a nursery room? What would you put inside it?
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Bedtime. Having some Ben & Jerry's first though. Ni ni frens. Hope everyone has/had a great Friday.
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>>85726833
based only on the Wellington Weta, you hop on a guided tour through the place, you are only allowed to take pictures and actually touch some of the stuff in one single room everything else is not allowed due to copyright stuff (apparently the Auckland place is more lenient on that?) you walk around get information about all the kind of special effects they do for different movies, some of the stuff is pretty insane honestly, from forging real swords to displayed robotic/mech suits, or futuristic rifles, they had a Halo Warthog for a Halo series that never got made (this is loooong before the last Halo series) Anyways its a cool visit and the gift shop has some pretty cool shit as well
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>>85725699
>Like what?
I just want to live comfortably. It feels like the whole world has just been fucked since 2008 and things only get worse. I would love to have lived in a generation where actually affording a house or starting a business was a realistic prospect instead of having to scrape by all the time
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>>85729401
what the frick!!! who is stealing paws this criminal must be stopped!
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>>85730299
>Having some Ben & Jerry's
Get it all over your face like a messy babbu

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Why don't girls use capitals?
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saving my energy.
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>>85729908
capitals are part of the patriarchal heirarchy
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>>85729908
Women hate capitalism
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>>85729973
Females probably trip all over their retarded anti incel rules
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>>85730956
Kek, best post in the thread

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Why do ghosts like to move chairs or furniture to scare people? Seems a bit shit.

>"Ooooo I'm slightly moving your car ooooo."

???
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Probably because it was easy to fake that kind of footage before everyone had access to video editing
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>>85730354
Those are more the actions of a poltergeist, which are notorious trolls.

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How do people even end up having sex. do they just ask, like we like each other so do you wanna have sex?
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>>85730435
Imagine genuinely getting upset because the file name isn't a random string of numbers
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>>85730427
>do they just ask, like we like each other so do you wanna have sex?
Lots of flirting to see if the feeling is mutual then at one point one party suggests the idea of sex. So yeah basically but not in such an autistic way. This is why when feminists were going on about direct consent everyone who knew anything about sex called bullshit. No one is so direct about it, and some concent needs to be implied. If that means a lot of frustrated people being led on because someone doesn't know the difference between playful flirting and suggestive flirting then so be it
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>>85730763
meanwhile on Second Life I can just get sex cause i look attractive
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>>85730427
normies speak with telepathy. this is why they don't like you because they try to speak to you telepathically and you don't answer.
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>>85730808
That old boomer game? Are you 55?

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Is filming yourself acting out your degenerate fetishes and uploading them for the world to see bold and courageous or retarded?
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Why are Black guys seemingly the first to sign up for gay shit?
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>>85729982
Have you seen our women? With such absurd obesity rates banging a mentally ill salaryman in a cow bikini is an upgrade.
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>>85730321
BBC in your pants?

I've met up with a couple black bear types and they're so fun to bottom for

Also Jenny is just being satisfied. Her clitty wouldn't satisfy anybody
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>>85729065
Brain so addicted to porn I didn't saw it was a faggot

>Mfw
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>>85730375
you're M/F?

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A busty, chubby redhead witch gives you a choice. Either you:
>eat her red, unshaven pussy
or
>get turned into a ground hog for a year
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>>85729138
I need to see the pussy first before agreeing. Lets see it.
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Dear mods, please remove this ai slop girl avatarfag spam thread or move it to the containment board where it belongs >>>/trash/ (2nd thread)

Thank you
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here's the bot https://janitorai.com/characters/016fac37-5241-409f-a22d-7c392a0dd02e_character-lydia-taking-shelter
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>>85729138
You're so stupid op and your thread is shit.
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I see you are enjoying your goonfuel AI girlfriend OP, consider feeding the image generator a real piece of artwork to target for the art style instead of using the gpt default slopstyle

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Why can't I find a 6ft muscle mommy that will fuck me in amazon position?!

I don't want to be pegged...

I want my balls drained, I want her to treat me like I'm her personal dildo, I want her to carry me Like I'm baby, I want her to lay my head on her jacked chest and tell me how much she will protect me

I want her to be older than me by 15 or 20 years

I want her to tell me what to do and give me orders

I only want to be raped by her in either amazon position or cowgirl

I'm 5'4 and me wanting that doesn't make me less of a man.
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>>85730923
I met mine off /fit/, maybe you'll get lucky tooo
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>>85730923
If you're not attractive (you're not because you're 5'4 like me) or charismatic, just give up on having these kinds of "types". You have to take what you can get, if there is anything.
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>>85730947
Middle aged 6ft muscle mommies love young 5'4 cute guys like me

You're just spreading doomer blackpill bullshit just like usual

Don't forget to tell me that I'm "coping" too, since y'all seem to like spamming this word a lot when you can't argue

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What is this board about? No robots?
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This is board exists exclusively to post tomoko
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>>85730917
I know.
get out of my fucking head.
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>>85730917
This board is about you guys making me feel bad about myself :(
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original content
Is a bit shit due to incompetent moderation

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One day I didn't actually have to have friends, so I told them I didn't like them and not to talk to me again. When I moved out I realized I didn't have to talk to my family, so I did the same.

I'm now friendless and without a family. I don't want a girlfriend either, really seems like a pain. I'm not even interested in sex, its just videa and books for me. I do still beat my meat to hentai though.
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I am religious now so I can't look at porn but I miss it, giving up real women at least you have beautiful hentai not a bad trade.
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>>85730552
hentai is good for the soul. remember to stay away from 3d porn anon.
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>>85730552
nothing wrong with being a schizoid if youre happy
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>>85730552
nothing wrong with it, just stay in good health so you don't need to rely on anyone
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>>85730552
I'm you from the future. All these decisions will make you later regret things in life. Go fix this and also check yourself for autism. No more time to explain things. Bye.

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Do you really believe AI is gonna lead to universal high income or a more equitable existence?
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>>85728330
i believe ai will lead to my balls rhythmically slapping your buttcheeks
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>>85730379
The world is in the brink of collapse and you're still shitposting.
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pitch me an ai future that isn't dystopian
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>>85728330
In theory it should, the whole point of technological advancement was to make life easier
In practice it won't and it will actually create the exact problem it should have solved
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If it solves hunger we don't really need equality whatsoever. The old money system goes away once you have something to eat.


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