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HAHAHAHAHAHAH

I talked about reporting X accounts a few days ago

just to recap, if you report a post within 30min of it being posted, it KILLS it in the algorithm, regardless of the validity of the "offense"

if there's someone you hate on twitter, just follow them and enable notifications, and within 30 minutes of their posts, report them for any bullshit reason, to be more efficient pick a reason that doesn't need further elaboration.

do that for all their recent posts, and their account will lose all engagement very quick

do it while you can. the source code leaked and the algorithm so retarded they're actively working on updating it, so that won't last for long

also, reporting works. you will get smaller/medium accounts banned. as for big accounts, you won't get them banned but you will kill their algorithm and their relevance.
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>>83833621
ignore the "someone has made on your behalf" part. it's a glitch, I am the one who reported that post.
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>>83833621
I remember back in the day if someone typed the word kill you could report them for violence and it would instantly nuke their account
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>>83833621
you might think i'm a pussy for doing that.
but just picture what's going on here:

>groyper loser
>pays for a blue check in hopes of getting into the better algorithm
>anime profile picture that other groypers would approve
>inorganic style of typing, always the SAME 5 memes, cadence and tone to fit in with other groypers
>desperately hoping to go viral
>gets his account nuked by a random 4channer and can NEVER create new accounts (they get IP banned and it's an absolute headache to circumvent it and it completely kills any reasonable possibility of them becoming an influencer as they dreamed)

I for one think this is funny as fuck.
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>>83833640
haha that shit kills me bruh
>nuked

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Why the hell is Ryza so damn chunky and thicc? Why tf does it keep zooming into closeups of her thighs? I'm shaking so hard I can barely keep a solid grip on the joystick ... crapp it's drooling again
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Producer Junzo Hosoi stated in a 2025 interview that the characters' designs were influenced by the economic conditions of Japan during the Lost Decades. He cited a belief that during times of recession, people favor characters with "voluptuous body types" and "motherly characteristics".

>okay add mommy fetish to the list too
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>>83832952
Is the Atelier Ryza trilogy good?
I only played Atelier Rorona way back in 2013-2014 and I didnt really like it. The time limits on that game were very annoying and made me anxious.
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>>83833554
No idea, never tried it. I just started watching the anime and it seems obviously based upon a game. Lots of these another-world animes exist, but they rarely have the balance of game mechanics you'd expect from an actual game. Something normally feels "wrong" but this one is solidly designed and obviously based on an actual game.
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My standards as a gamer are a bit different, since I'm a programmer of complex dynamical systems. For example I'd love to see a MMORPG RTS game with a fractal world like a mini planet. Since the 1990s I've imagined a seed-based fractal object system, such as take a "rock" for example. The rock isn't merely a fixed object, but a precise sub fractured part of a mineral or combination of minerals. The object has a "seed value" for a PRNG to feed into a fractal to generate object properties such as fracture zones. So if you strike the rock with a hammer, where it splits is like glass, pre-defined based upon the seed value but unique for every object.

I haven't succeeded in implementing such a system but that sort of thing would be awesome for a game. Imagine growing forests yourself where every tree has a "seed". Makes sense, right? Then every bit of wood is unique.
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https://vocaroo.com/1kLlKYpdaHN1

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>meet 18yo egirl on discord
>tell her I'm 22
>actually 30
>we talk everyday
>today she tells me that she's into older guys
>tells me id be hotter if I was between 26 and 30 but it's fine that I'm 22
>jfl
>tell her I'm 30
>she thinks I'm just saying it cuz she says she's into that
>kek I can see that
>show her my id
>she's chill w it

Fuck yess, god has blessed me with prime pussy
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>>83833145
once you get to 52 on discord you kind of come out the other end of pathetic and you're back to being cool again.
we're not looking for pussy, just for bantz.
maybe that is just how genx rolls.
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>>83833145
I'm older than you and girls don't care
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>>83833145
I say it with pride, why the fuck would I give a shit about what some zoomzoom thinks
I'll tell you what I tell all the girls who try to shit on me
Bitch I've been using voip to vidya with the homies since you where a spermcell in your dads nutsack. your in MY world.
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>>83832913
I did the ol age reveal to a girl I was seeing. It did not go my way at all, even though I was only fibbing by a few years. Looking back I wish I kept lying. Good for you, though.
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>>83833186
Well that guy is tryna get pussy. Women aren't impressed by voip

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Thread for discussions about selfharm and mutual support

heyya :D
>How are you doing today?
>Any plans for today?
>When was the last time you hurt yourself?
>Why did you hurt yourself?
>Is there anything bothering you right now?
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>>83831507
noo :c
stay strong

>>83831574
hello
>interview tomorrow morning
please watch out okay
>alright cat sweaters
nope no cat sweaters but I have cat beanie
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bumper :D
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why does it hurt so much the day after and not when im actually cutting oh my god so much pain ow ow ow my leg. my skin feels raw jesus christ. i know its self harm but what the hell
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>>83830758
>hope you had fun, what did you watch?
Just came out the theater for Marty Supreme, it's kino. The MC is a conman asshole that plays table tennis, incredibly fun to watch. I don't even want to write about the movie since you really should watch it yourself.
>should check out more from that band
Listen to their album Natur it's really really good, downloaded and played the whole thing last night. The production is amazing, the wind sounds like I'm being skinned by a tornado. It's an album of hate.
>>83831507
Hallo
>>83830539
>first I wanna know who wants to play and whendo you guys have time to play
When is not for a while (still need a dedicated monitor instead of hooking up to the TV), but I'll let you know when I can get on.
>>83832449
>why does it hurt so much the day after and not when im actually cutting
Adrenalines gone or something I dunno
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look that square white thing is thatmy tendonn i got to go deeper ig im so pathetic but good for first attempt?

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>what a thrill...
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>>83832452
I GIVE MY LIIIIIIIFE
NOT FOR HONOUR
BUT FOR YOUUU (SNAAAAKE EAAAAAATER)
IN MY TIIIIIIIIME
THERE'LL BE NO ONE ELSEEE
I love this song. Played this game on my PS2 when I was too young to understand a goddamn thing. I need to replay it and the first two as an adult.
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>>83832723
>deeply flawed
name one deep flaw. just one (1).
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>>83833471
Shits boring
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>>83832452
Wait a second, hang on a minute...
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>>83832452
I give my life not for honor but for based points.

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Anon be honest, would you have sex with a girl under 18 if you could get away with it? Are there age ranges you would choose (14-17, 13-10, 9-6, etc.) to have sex with? You're anonymous after all, don't be afraid to share your true feelings.
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>>83832879
>Women peak at 23.
>If they go to the gym they'll be good looking enough until their 50s
Dumbest bullshit I've ever read
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>>83832967
>>a good looking girl that loves you and cares for you that's been in 2 relationships in her whole life is low standards and "sloppy seconds"
Yes. Cope however you want, words don't change meaning because you're assblasted
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>>83833330
how about one relationship, anon? is one okay? ;__;
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>>83833404
NTA, but I'd date them/you if it's only one.
Not because it's "okay", but because I am also damaged goods.
With some caveats. I don't want you to still be associating with them, and I would prefer not to hear about them.
But yes it would be better if you did not have them in your past, but oh well.
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>>83833435
am i damaged goods, too?
>yes it would be better if you did not have them in your past
is that because having an ex says something about me? that i wasn't good enough at being a girlfriend to keep him around?

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The Cartel wants to redact my dad because he refuses to sell them his land.
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so 4chan is basically all 3rd world spics and indians now?
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>>83833509
why don't you just redact them anon
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>>83833519
Don't forget arabs and southeast asians
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>>83833509
Hey Dad, The Cartel here. Frankly, this is not the case! We would love to discuss this some more. Please look to the black escalade parked under your fire escape! Come say hi!!!

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mommy never loved me, she never breastfed me either :(
is this why I have mommy issues?
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>>83831648
It's the lipase. When breastmilk is pumped it immediately begins digesting itself, which throws the taste off. Rapid cooling only goes so far as the enzyme is active across a broad range of temperatures. It is stable even at -70c, needless to say even home model deep freezers don't get that cold. It does this when suckled too, but the bad taste is not noticeable then because the dwell time between tiddy to tummy is effectively zero.
Scalding can denature lipase, but to avoid cooked notes this becomes challenging, not to mention it also hurts the immunogoblins.
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Maybe, that's part of it.

I have mommy kink as well and my relationship with my biological has always been problematic, to say the least. But I also suffered a lot in other aspects of life, and being this wounded guy influnced a lot my taste towards women who take care of me. I feel like that only a woman with motherly love would satisfy me.
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>>83833533
on top of my mom not breastfeeding me apparently for medical reasons she didn't held me until like a week after I was born and growing up she would neglect me and ignore me a lot.
yeah my relationship with her is not the best.

sometimes I like motherly women but also for some reason I like women who are mean to me I guess it's because the only women that ever gave me attention growing up were mean idk
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>>83833546
Your mom is a millenial isn't her? If so, that looks like a gerational problem. They tend to be more negligent and materialist. Most of my (Invonlutary) misogyny also comes from my mother, who incarnated the most problematic aspects of women. She used to say that men are only good for their money. Nowadays she tries to be nicer to me but I can't like her.

Anyway, good thing is, I don't fall in love to random women. Women have to give me a proof that they are really my MOMMY if they really want me.

But I admit all of it is a mess.
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>>83833590
I don't know if she's a millenial she's in her 50s so maybe? I don't really know about this stuff
and yeah these days she is trying to be nice but come on I think it's a bit too late for that, the damage is already done.

I sadly fall in love with any woman that's nice to me even if she's mean sometimes as long as she's nice every now and then I fall in love, I hate being like this
yeah it's a mess

I will remain a virgin until I die, just like the virgin mother Mary. Either involuntarily or by choice.
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>>83833480
Does masturbation count against you
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>>83833488
Yes I have masturbated before but I gave that up.
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>>83833480
Speaking on virginity, have you met people who believe that Jesus didn't die a virgin? That he had sex? It's difficult for normal people to believe that God in flesh decided to live as a humble virgin, that's been my experience.

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Trying to find a white virgin girl who is nerdy, not a brainwashed feminists and without tattos in the year 2026 is like playing the lottery.
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>>83831242
I'm not trying to be a downer but those legitimately don't exist. There are no virgin women over the age of 15 let alone the other stuff
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>>83833092
gotta get past that. No fear, no gains.
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>>83833099
I have met multiple adult virgin women, but they never stay virgins past 22. They eventually hop on the cock of the first decently attractive guy to give them attention, who then spurns them (100% of the time) and they turn into massive degenerates and fuck everyone and everything they see as a form of compensation/"revenge".
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>>83833503
Okay I suppose but what's the point once you're older? I already missed out on teen love.
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I'm looking at one right now. She's pale with reddish brown hair wearing Mary Janes.

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Tell me I'll be okay
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>>83829463
u will be fine anon, take care of urself and have a good week
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>>83829463
This is a very cute cat. This is a good post. Everything will be okay.
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>>83829463
You'll be ok
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>>83832045
Listen mike I'll rip your guts out of your fucking asshole and wrap them around your goddamn neck.
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>>83829682
I feel it anooon

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Why are the rich pedo elites afraid of China?
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>>83833211
They are jews, and jews don't blend in with Han Chinese the way they do with whites.
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>>83833211
Because China isn't owned by the Kikes like America and Europe
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>>83833411
>>83833434
>the founders of Amazon and Facebook are decent people by the standards of the average elite
this world is beyond fucked
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The Jew fears the samurai, as they say.
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>>83833434
>On average, psychopaths are not cool, collected, intelligent manipulators, they are dumber than the general population and generally act like petulant children
even high IQ psychopaths/malignant narcissists act like retards, it's a miracle any of them are functional enough to become successful surgeons or high ranking military officials, most of them are losers even by r9k standards

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>inherit old apartment from relative
>move into it
>live there for 5 years, never had any issues
>get a gf
>apartment is too small, rent a larger one
>start looking for tenants for my old apartment
>GF recommends two former roommates
>first two months go well
>then suddenly...
>"This electricity bill is INSANE! (roughly $500) This can't be right, there's no way we can pay this! there's something WRONG with the wiring in this apartment! We're writing it off this month's rent until you send an electrician!"
>send electrician, he tells me the wiring is fine and that they're probably just being wasteful, also warns me the apartment is a fucking mess
>"No way! Send another guy, we KNOW there's something wrong with the wiring!"
>send two more electricians, they tell me the exact same thing
>they refuse to budge and keep writing the electricity bill off the rent
>"we ALMOST DIED last night! there's a MASSIVE GAS LEAK! We had to get an ambulance ride to the ER and it costed a ton of money! Btw we lost the receipt! We're writing it off this months rent!"

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>>83833391
Pay a management company to deal with all that stuff. Being a landlord is a bitch otherwise.
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most private landlords are now hiring out to property managers to deal with it, and they just automate their stuff
>rent not paid on time?
>letter goes out to the court the next day to start eviction process
>send them the bill for the unpaid rent + lease break fee
>not paid on time? sold to debt collector
they don't give a crap
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>>83833391
Like >>83833413 said
Anyone with enough knowledge of the law or bravado to test your mettle can take you for a ride to hell as a tenant. Get that company and ensure you get normal tenants that pay when it's due and leave when you tell them you need your house back
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>>83833391
I hate people like this so much. This is why most landlords have 0 patience and you need to be EXTREMELY selective who you rent out to. Or just use a management company that will deal with the scumbags for you. Idk your country but here in USA there is a massive underclass of proles who are basically total subhumans. Don't fall for the lies that they're poor helpless victims. Most of them are huge degenerates who will lie, cheat, and steal at every opportunity. I hate them so much because all the systems are designed around their shitty antics and malicious petty attempts at taking advantage of others, and as a result now nearly every system is merciless and unforgiving for everyone, due to them needing strict policies. Basically people like them are why we can't have nice things. No one will respect your property like you would, no one cares about your belongings and will happily trash them. Just an FYI. Even people who seem otherwise respectable you'd be surprised. I've had friends I give a ride and find out the next day they trashed my car, spilling shit all over my seats and leaving trash everywhere. Fuck.

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>Be black
>Grow up in ghetto
>Go to school
>Have friends who are also good people
>Act like good kids
>Stay out of trouble
>Graduate
>Join national guard
>Get stable civilian side career
>Go to college
>Bachelors degree in business admin
>Doing extremely well for my age
>Buying a house next year after saving
>See countless white faggots online claiming minorities skirt by on DEI
>See countless white faggots bitching about how white men are oppressed

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>>83831703
They're mad and being dismissive because you're right. In truth, nothing gets them angrier than a black person who is competent and successful because it makes them painfully aware that someone who's supposed to be beneath them on all accounts still made it and beat the odds. Even if DEI or affirmative action never existed they'd use something else as an excuse for why you're better than them. You shouldn't be on here btw, find a better use for your time. 4chan has been proven to be a Jewish psychological operation to make white men losers who hate women
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>>83832330
It's really American blacks that are this way. They are the archetypal "niggers" everyone keeps mentioning. The blacks from Africa are pretty fucking chill thoughbeit.
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>>83831703
Didn't read and I don't care to read your blog post.
Just came to say race mixing is a sin against nature and that includes WMAF relationships.
Have a good day.
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>>83831818
Go easy on him next time. Jesus.
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>>83833296
Then tell your party to stop bitching about African immigrants lmao

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Do you still pray like when you were little? Do you still believe? Image unrelated.
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>>83833281
No, but I still do in moments of deep desperation. Even to demons, offering my soul, whoever's listening and can make something I desperately want happen. It never works.
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Life is too painful to pray, so I type out a letter to God. I hope it works the same.
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>>83833281
Is you pic Blade Runner? I love action movies.
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>>83833490
Minuet from Star Wars.
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No, praying now is more personal and more terrified of God instead of just going through the our father prayer.


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