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Dedicated Lesbian Thread 1

Fuck you, I get a thread, all for me
I'm a lesbian, and that's all there is for now
I'll be making posts in the thread, I'll be happily replying to any cunts who reply too
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>>84609328
what lego set will it be I wonder?
imma guess a cool castle ^-^
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>>84609227
Am lesbo (female) and femboys and mtfs are hot to me. Not your pic related though, cause I dont want to see dick
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>>84610851
HOWMUCHTOWATCH!?
sorry needed to ask :p
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>>84609175
>>84609195
I haven't coomed yet because you aren't being sexy :(
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gays suppprting lesbians

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One thing that helps me endure hardship, despite me being an ugly low iq woman, is it uplifts me when I see other people similar to me being positive therefore I want to do the same to uplift others

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As a child I've been completely friendless, and then later I had a tough time dating. The mainstream advice on the internet at the time was "improooov" so I improooooooved and battled depression as much as I could. I wasn't "sit at home and stare the wall" type of depressed, I was "here is a pic of me sad but in Japan" type of depressed.

Later I tried various advice to make friends, most of it boiling down to "go to places where there are people and start talking to them" and this advice is fucking bollocks unless you're 10/10 Chad because most social situations full of randoms really are "everyone wants to be friends with Chad".

What finally worked for me... well, "worked" because while the difference is night and day but I'm still very lonely, was hanging out with coworkers. I think the magic ingredient here is having common goals. When you have a common goal to work towards, then naturally cooperation makes sense, which means that you enjoy spending time with that person because it gives you benefits.

This ties back to me improooooooving my way out of loneliness and miserably failing - by becoming a more independent, higher-functioning person I actually lowered the number of people I could have common goals with, so I was sabotaging myself.

When you read women's bitching about men, it often boils down to "men behave differently from how I expect them to behave and I'd rather just do shit by myself" and when you think about it from the perspective of "women's life goals don't align with men's life goals" then it's no wonder nobody ain't dating. While it's true that women spread their legs like Moses spread water in the presence of Chad, the core complaint is "I'd rather be alone than with an average man", not "I want Chad and won't settle for anything less", and this is the issue.

Making it economically viable for people to survive single is what killed dating. Turns out, people just don't fucking like each other.
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>>84610492
>Making it economically viable for people to survive single is what killed dating.
that's harder than ever
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>>84610672
Romance is a modern concept. Friends have existed since the beginning of time, and the first book ever written was about mourning a friend. What common goal does a king have with a fucking caveman? None, they just had fun together.It is actually in the modern day that humans suddenly dont understand friendship at all. Friendship is great exactly because you dont need common goals, you dont share every single piece of life with each other, so you can afford to have a truly unconditional connection.
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>>84610492
common goals for women seem to be:
- man pays for everything including rent/mortgage
- man buys whatever she wants
- she has no responsibilities
- maybe there's sex
a sugar baby without any of the benefits. basically they expect the man to be a substitute parent so they can live in perpetual adolescence
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>>84610492
Women are affectionless and find men's affection repulsive. Men here figured that out and they lie to themselves constantly to cover for the simple fact that makes dating pointless. Why you need to find anything else, including that whole ass wall of text to cope with the dating landscape is beyond me.
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>>84610683
GTFO R9K is not for you
Take your mighty thundercock elsewhere

I wish to be reincarnated in a better world; I hate the real world so much and I am ill-suited to it.
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The real world is good, but you were too soft.

>your mbti type (take a test if you don't know)
>what do you think of GAY MEN?
>(Optional) What's a gay thing you've done?
>(Optional) Would you be open to doing something, slightly, incrementally gayer?

How to be gay - The Guardian
https://archive.ph/5yMSr
Why Freud and Jung Broke Up: Part II
https://archive.ph/VpDak
Freud and Jung in Paradise
https://forwardartsfoundation.org/poemday/two-black-boys-in-paradise/
Obligatory actual gay porn
https://iwf.gay/2017/
/r9gay/
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>>84609399
Its a type of plant but if your referring to the poster that frequents this little dinky DnD club that would be https://files.catbox.moe/zju5nm.mp4
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holy juicy mommies!!
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well well well would ya look at that
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>>84609399
A siren with the voice of an angel and the smile of a demon.
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Awwlright! Chapter 1 here we come!

THE PROBLEM OF TYPES IN THE
HISTORY OF CLASSICAL AND
MEDIEVAL THOUGHT
1. PSYCHOLOGY IN THE CLASSICAL AGE:
THE GNOSTICS, TERTULLIAN, ORIGEN

[8] So long as the historical world has existed there has
always been psychology, but an objective psychology is only
of recent growth. We could say of the science of former times
that in proportion to the lack of objective psychology there is
an increase in the rate of subjectivity. Hence, though the
works of the ancients are full of psychology, only little of it
can be described as objective psychology. This may be due in

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day unknown of nofap, having trauma and fetish dreams.I think I should stop coming to r9k and /pol/ they're bad, I'm supposed to be religiouscel. The dark side of the force is active.
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>>84609118
Please don't stop coming here, I want kind people like you to stay here.
>/pol/
Yeah, stay away from that trash.
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>>84609118
Day 8 for i
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>>84610471
fine I'll stay here but it's kind of lewd that's all, I will preach the good word.
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>>84609177
Would you mind sharing your filter?
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>>84610868
Sorry, but I filter all questions. j/k

/\?/i;boards:r9k;op:only

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My mom finally apologized for the time in middle school where she killed my cat as punishment for getting an F on my report card and threw her corpse at me in a fit of rage.
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>>84611378
Sure but did you apologizes to your dead cat for getting it killed by being a dumbass?
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>>84611399
This, if op didn't get an F the cat would have lived a longer life.
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>>84611378
I am really sorry OP.

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>bf ignoring my texts and calls after I told him I won't lend him my money
broke ass niggas
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Am I supposed to care? Dating him is your shitty decision, kill yourself attention whore
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>>84610867
Bitch give him money for crack
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>>84610887
>>84610901
he's going to use it for a boys day out... without me
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>>84610918
That is hilarious that you was somebody so selfish, I have heard countless stories of girls who are very much prime girls in terms of how good they look and how their life is going, and they get with the shittiest people and it makes me laugh
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>Dates Chad for his massive juicy throbbing fuck tube Thundercock
>Oh no how could this have possibly hapoen

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What negative thoughts from the past, present, and future pop into your mind out of nowhere?
What do you think about when you lay your head on the pillow before going to sleep?
Do you wake up feeling unmotivated? If so, why?

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I like sniffing my bfs used undies because they smell like piss and cum.
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>>84611220
nta but getting off on someone's piss is already bottom of the barrel degeneracy just admit you like poop too you wont get juged that much harder
you're brown too it has to be expected I guess
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>>84611326
Its musky. Yall dont understand the pee smell that musk
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>>84611387
no I literally have a piss fetish, I get it. It just dudes normally don't piss themselves. You're probably thinking of his ball smell, because the balls just oooze their own smell
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>>84611384
>psychosexual ramblings
Moids made I like to sniff my man.
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>>84611077
I hope I get a gf who appreciates my smells.

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Is it actually possible to get a gf as a social outcast? Or is it the biggest ick possible in a woman
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>>84611393
i'm well aware, i give myself the ick sometimes. being a weird disturbed boy is infinitely preferable to being a weird disturbed man.
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>>84611365
It's not that if youre a social outcast but how much of an effort you make to be social despite it. If you're a weirdo who avoids people or is always antisocial then yeah it's icky.
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>>84611365
Simple answer: are you Chad Thundercock? Considering you're posting here then no.
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>>84611373
>>84611413
Alright I'll just stick to porn then, I'll never try to get a gf thanks
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Im chad thundercock and I stick to porn, its the most logical by far

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moids like to say women hit the wall early but moids do too.
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>>84610791
It's what happened to his facial hair. I thought blonde hairs as you age go darking? What in the absolute sigma!?
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>>84610771
She has some kind of disease or medication that made her get really fat. Not a fair comparison
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>>84610725
This nigga hit the wall at 20. Dude looked 40 when he was 20 and 50 when he was 30. Standards change changed. Boomer women accepted that they and their men aged like cum covered socks. Sean would never be a sex icon now, even if you transported his 20s self into the modern day. He'd be seen as an old looking unc and his chauvanism would get him cancelled.

Zoomer girls like prettyboys and youthful guys. Looking younger than you are is the standard for attractiveness. Tom Holland is what zoomer girls want to bang, not some guy with a face like a leather bag.
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>>84611092
When did Clint Eastwood wall?
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Post the blowjob webm

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I will finish all my chores today despite being a low iq ugly female
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Ugh I got distracted by r9k
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>>84611116
Yes yes stay here, be my gf
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>>84611149
But I don't know you anon
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>>84611385
Well, what do you wanna know about me. You call the shots.
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>>84610828
yes you are totally a femoid, unless you are that one fat Argentinian

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This what the average sex haver is LUCKY to see a few times a week
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>>84611248
That is fucking fat, man. Have you ever seen a normal body in your life? Americans are insane.
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SHE CALL ME DADDY ION EEN KNOW HER MOMMA
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>>84611334
>Have you ever seen a normal body in your life? Americans are insane.
we're drowning in corn syrup and endocrine disruptors.
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>>84611320
Decent but they are obviously medium sized.

It's okay though that waist to hip ratio is high tier
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>>84609833
You are acting like just because it is over with Chad, she will give it up to anybody.

What you don't seem to understand that there is a fierce competition to also be a beta provider.

So even if she chooses you, you are the best of the loosers, but a win is a win.

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>first woman to do x
>first african american to do y
Who gives a shit? Do women and niggers really want participation trophies? Its not even you guys doing it, its that woman or that nigger. Neil Armstrong being a honkey doesnt reflect on me, im no austronaut
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>>84611296
All niggers are geniuses and also better than you by default. Murica.
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>>84611296
This shit pisses me off, especially with all the retard leftists retards screeching for "mUh rEpReSenTaTIoN" in all kinds of media. I don't get why they feel like they need to see themselves in every single fucking thing. The last thing i want when diving into a good story is having to accompany the trajectory of a character that reminds me of myself. And you're right, this shit doesn't even reflect on men. Einstein came up with his Theory of Relativity and Oppenheimer made the atomic bomb, doesn't mean i would ever do the fucking same as either of them. Leftists should all rope
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>>84611296
They were gatekept out of some areas so being the first in those categories is somewhat meaningful.
I dunno why you can't just view this in good faith instead of distorting reality and trying to be pointlessly mean about something harmless like memorializing progress.


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