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Does your mom have a nice butt?
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So you're saying you want to fuck everything in you immediate bloodline.
Maybe you should seek counseling about that.
i'm like a 5/10 so that sounds about right

>Maybe you should seek counseling about that.
sorry for not having a socially acceptable opinion. and no it's not every person.
What awful shit?
How was she a whore? And how did you know this?
It's from a porn video starring Remy Lacroix. The guy grabbing her ass is that famous jew male pornstar.

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so anon, which is it? 3D or 2D?
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I want to gently hug Takagi!
3D. I cant even get hard to a drawing unless the voice actress is S tier.
Ngl pretty close for me.
There is a line you know.
Why this bitch look both white and Japanese apart from pic 1.

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wouwwd uwu date a wacist twansgiww >///<
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no trannies deserve exile to saudi arabia
What color are your Pantsu?
JESUS FUCKSTAFF stop ejaculating on your keyboard and fingering your asshole so you can type correctly
>What color are your Pantsu?
red and brown
>red and brown
Mine dark blue shimapan white striped boibriefs.

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>wake up
>tfw still alive
>tfw going back home later today
big bleh
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I don't believe in waking u anymore, I am a wake up agnostic.
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What do you mean... i am in bed again but gotta get up soooon
Checkout is in a bit
>Did you spend too much time on yout phone or were there outside sources like the heavy wind for me yesterday
i stayed on my PC too long. i got too distracted playing vidya at midnight and it got too late
now i'm stalling because my brain doesn't want to go to bed
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hello do you have a life yet im still working on it
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I am watching the chinese cartoons instead of sleeping. That way I never have to wake up again. Feel free to give praise to my genius.

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Would you rather have to work 70 hour weeks your whole life, but have an 8/10, gold digging wife? Or work 50 hour weeks your whole life, with an average looking wife who genuinely loved you?
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>The clients of hedgefunds are all just rich people getting richer while the workers grind away their souls for them. At least if he was a medical researcher or something I could say that he did good for the world, but literally all he did was make already rich people even richer.
that is exactly what i mean. 60 hours a week of work is 12 hours of your life every day, day in and day out for a job that has no impact on the world. not to mention the toxic culture of high finance. money alone is hardly worth that much effort
many of the people that finance hires now tend to be engineers and researchers i.e. people with the potential to work on a real problem instead
It's mostly quant nowadays, but it's still a soulless industry, especially in hedgefunds. The amount of wasted potential that goes into finance is fucking mind blowing. The fact that countless Ivey league grads spend their best years making complicated algorithms to predict stock price movement is a fucking disaster and no one could convince me otherwise.
that's retarded I hate working. And even 50 hours is too much so obviously 50 hours with average wife
it's very low risk, ironically. when you don't really know what you want to do with your life it's pretty easy for you to kinda just pick money as the default
Yeah that's what's sort of happening to me. I'm not lucky enough to ever change the world. At least if I become rich I'll have a hot wife and better looking/happier kids to show for my effort at the end of the day instead of shooting a 1 in a million shot and missing.

I had to go to the er today but its okay all the nurses babied me and called me pet names all morning.
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>pet names
No they didn't, but nurses are so nice. I went hospital daily for few weeks and they were so nice it wasn't even that bad. Or maybe it was the medication I don't know.

I always get to hear those horror stories how nurses are rude and don't do their job properly and I met like 15 different nurses and I have no complaints.
i really really really doubt this kek
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i hope you die anon :)
I love when older women call me pet names.
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im not op but an ex nurse called me those kinds of names when i was in the psych ward. she was comforting me and saying my hair was cute and fluffy. she was cute and around 39 yrs old, but she looked a lot younger.

nurses actually do call some people pet names though. dunno if it's a good or bad thing, but it's happened with real nurses for me too desu.

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As a 32yo fembot would a zoomer robot (18-21) ever have sex with me? I've always fantasized about taking a young man's v-card but only old guys seem to show interest in me. All the zoomer guys I see are very much in relationships with girls around their age. The only thing is I'm a bit chubby. What do zoomer robots aim for?
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19 here
I do like girls older than me but I'd have to like you as a person to go that far
Would you take a 30 year old robot's virginity?
I am 22 yrs old and soon turning 23 yrs old KV.
I get looks from the older woman at work. Lewd thoughts happen desu...I am not really aiming for anyone really. Idk maybe any girl that just shows any interest in me.
If I had a friend of that age and she asked me, I would say yes
unless you're very ugly and chubbier than you let on
then that's on you. get on the treadmill.

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Write a letter someone and leave initials please

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What am I to you? That you would be so angry over this.
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I know.
Many thoughts and worldly experiences ago, it was you I loved and you that put me into the state of waking nirvana. I know you hated that, but for me it was an feeling of amazement and wonder. Magical. I felt that way, sublime and honored ultimately by your grace. Your gift and sentiment is all I needed in this world, for it grants the fruit we all desire. The dishonor I didn't and grew very unhappy over. I forgive you for the transgression - and though the nirvana has passed - the memory remains in my minds eye of all I wanted. And of you, of us and that sky so red and beautiful. Enchanted. Bless you. May your stars align and grant you serenity just the same, by the glory of our god
You can reach out and tell me you have problems. If nothing else I can distract you. Do you only hang out with friends when you have something specific to say then just leave? I doubt it, so treat me like that.
Which girl was trash talking me? I guess maybe it doesn't matter but what if she was my friend.
Probably not even for me but I'm playing pretend ig because my person won't talk to me.

My son started displaying typical symptoms of autism as a toddler, and was diagnosed at 4. He's always been a very quiet person and very akward, never showed any real emotions beyond anger, sadness or frustration, never made many friends in school, was never involved in sports or extracurricular activities, he even struggled with even asking for food at a restaurant.

Since he was about 13 or 14 he'd just come home from school and go up into his room, and I only really saw him at dinner time where I could hardly get a word out of him, even if something was wrong he'd hardly ever let us know until it was too late for us to help. I also believe he struggles with depression and anxiety, we have put him in special classes and sent him to specialists but never saw any real changes in behavior.

He went off to college 2 years ago but was sent home due to covid and has been doing online classes since. He seems even more isolated than before. He just wakes up, does school work, goes to his job, comes home and seems angry, and goes upstairs and doesn't come down unless there is food. Anywhere he goes he just brings a very negative energy and unfortunately I have to admit he was the least favorite of my kids to be around.

With his 21st birthday coming up he asked if he could go to this bar with a bunch of arcade machines, and I was happy to oblige because at least he'd be getting out of the house.

I let him order whatever he wanted this evening and after a few cocktails his mood seemed to change. Suddenly he was talking in full sentences, cracking jokes with us and even smiling. A few more drinks in him and he was out socializing with other people his age and even talking to girls. I think he got the numbers of a few people and he's supposed to be going out with them later this week.

Seeing my son drunk was like seeing a while different person, I actually liked being around him and had a good time.
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When i had mine pulled they needed to find a french interpreter because i wasn't speaking English and some Haitian nurse came up and got pissed because i only spoke high school french
Honestly a good question becuase I had the same experience as him, transforming into a much improved person while drunk. Eventually I learned so socialize and all that soberly etc and I've got it together pretty well now. But I am a drunk still lol.
was your son ever bullied in school? this feels like a larp desu
Yes, particularly bad in middle school
4-AcO-DMT > shrooms

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I want to look like an anime character
how do I do that /r9k/?
Lose weight and become white
Kill women and bathe in their blood.
Get a cheap black suit and dye your hair dark blue also get some fake vampire teeth
Hair is 99.999% of the aesthetic
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>tfw balding and will never even get a shot at an anime boy aesthetic
I guess this is the closest thing, but I don't feel good about it.

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>wagie, neet, student
>live with parents?
>do you have your driver license?
>are you in a relationship

This should be interesting....
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How is your husbands dick
>A country that deserves its entire nuclear arsenal to explode in their silos
>good mix of all 3
>$3k ish i have skills that would make it go up but I don't know how to use them in a professional setting
down under
>>wagie, neet, student
student :(
>>live with parents?
nope by myself in an appt
>>do you have your driver license?
yes but i hate driving
>>are you in a relationship
yeh, boyfriend
like, 5 bucks?
>a poor baltic country
>mom lives with me
>working on it
>no, khhv
>about 6000eur
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How rich is your bf and what are you studyin

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Rei is running late for school: Day 808

We live life like it's the 808th day of school
So do what you wanna do
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i want to kneel

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>be me
>in a particular bad mood and feel agitated
>browsing 4chan at 2am
>a moth keeps flying in my face
>keep slapping it away but it keeps coming back
>get pissed off
>see it settle down on the wall next to me
>take off my shirt and smack it with my shirt
>it falls to the ground
>its still alive and struggling in pain
>guilt comes over me
>feel terrible as i watch it suffer
>what have i done
>realise that i have to put it out of its misery

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Jesus Christ how horrifying
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sort of reminds me of when I left a bunch of fruit peels and apple cores in my trashcan for a week or so and put a lid over it
Opened it a week later and a giant army of hundreds to thousands of fruit flies just spawned out of the trash can
How did they get there?
It's interesting, back in the day they actually theorized that maggots, gnats, etc were spontaneously generated by old food and other garbage. They asked themselves the same question, and came to the conclusion there was no other way.
he seemed like he was a good husband and father
it was terrifying and i'm still shaken up

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I've got nothing. I'm fresh out of highschool, can't find a job, I'm on the last of my savings, my girlfriend broke up with me, my roommate is threatening to kick me out because I spend so much time in my room. I'm not eating, drinking, or using the bathroom. I haven't changed clothes in a week.

My life is ruined and I literally have nothing to look forward to. I have no hope and no future and I'm literally just going to kill myself lol. I should have done this 6 years ago but I pussied out.

Idk why I came back to r9k to talk about this but I just feel like I have to tell SOMEONE. When I hit the last dollar in my bank account I'm just gonna drive my car off the bridge with the windows open.
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I've applied everywhere, I'm literally so fucking unlucky right now. I have no idea
go to college
clown ass nigga baka
Your life is most likely gonna suck ass the next five-ten years, while you try and find a job/career thingy that you can actually stand being in. I was in the same boat. Pro-tip: The best careers are the ones were you build up some kind of experience, so you'll be able to do your job in peace and without some cunt boss breathing down your neck every ten minutes and constantly berates you for being measly 3 minutes late. Being powerless is one thing when you are a teenager or in your twenties, but being treated like a powerless slave in your thirties and forties just sucks fucking ass and is pure poison for one's ego/self-esteem. Also, women suck. Women love waiting at the finish line for their guys. In a just world, they would run alongside us and help us grow, but that's not the case anymore. Now, they just chill at the finish line and get themselves their alpha dude and think no more of it. The trials through life are his own, unfortunately.
literally just get your life together and fo to college and get a part time in the mean time
nigga just pirate it
you can pirate Spotify premium what?

I have been depressed since I was 16. I am about to turn 22. I have no reason to think it will turn around, and I dont even know what could turn it around.
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I dont give a fuck about not being a loser
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Well until you get rid of that ideology then you're always going to be a depressed loser living with mumsy.
Sorry dad but FUCK YOU
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Atlas Shrugged.
By Ayn Rand

read it, and grow a pair
Boomer faggot ideology

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