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Why do women flood this board and say shit to us just to make us feel even worse/self concious about ourselves as if we can help who we are?
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i do, sorry if i come off as naive. people always reply to my posts saying that but i do mean everything i write
>he thinks you have to be a fag to poat trannies

Hey gramps, 18 century called. They want you back.
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You're like mother Theresa! You're amazing.

> being this fucking delusional
How old is she?
JFC there's gotta be something in the water
Why the fuck do you care about what women do? That's your first problem. Stop caring so much and stop entertaining them.

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How many credit cards do you have?

What is your credit score?
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Why would you ever want to buy a house?
I moved to Europe for a year, got a bunch of foreign cards under an assumed name, took out a bunch of money, then left the country and came to my home and that's the last i heard of it. My credit under that name is probably "kill on sight" tier but I have enough money now to live comfortably for decades in my home country.
cards give you cash back and other rewards. No reason not to use them to get 2-3% back on your routine spending. The reason they can offer this is because for every person who has your attitude, and never keeps a balance on their credit card, there's like 25 people who are dumb and pay thousands in credit card interest a year.

Right now, I spend my next paycheck with credit cards, but I'm almost saved up enough where I'm spending my previous paycheck with credit cards. The only reason I don't have more saved is because I just dropped my whole savings on a house and I'm opening a small business.
>If you only spend money you do have, why even bother using it?
There are cards with no annual fees that will offer cash back for using them. Literally free money if you pay it off every month. Also, it is much easier to reverse a transaction with a credit card then with a debit card or cash/check. This is helpful if you get scammed on something.
Altough, at least here, lots of banks now provide you for almost no costs a credit card (other than the debit card) with your cc, to make the whole transfer thing more immediate.

>If I want to buy a nice house for $500,000 +, I will have to save until I'm 60
Or just wait until the real estate values bubble explode.

Absolute madman

>bills overdue
>cut off water and electricity

this is it bros

phone has 30% battery left enough to say goodbye

its been a wild ride, time to end it
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I would say some people are just very unlucky

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Heres a picture anon. Make it last.

How you are doing it? Hanging? Good luck. See you.
this might be me some day, i hope you can find a nice welfare program
what's your paypal maybe I can chuck you some money when I get paid

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what is your opinion on memes like this?
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Being honest, this kind of "meme" would be funny if we were in /b/ 10 years ago, for it is really absurd and hard to explain, sadly, the Normal-fags have gotten their hands on all memes and specially this kind of shit, it's really sad how we have to see these things go away from our hands, the things that defined us are now Normie property, even saying the word Normie is bad, 'cause they to have used that word a lot.

I just want to say, if you come across any image like that with the name "MEME", then you should ignore it at all costs, we have lost the meme war against normies, cucks are dead, but the normal-fags are the Most powerful entities in here.
You should share this argument, I want everyone in r9k to know that we are not the maymay owners, farewell memes, you were good until you lasted.

Meme (internet)
199X - 2016
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It's just an argument bro
Not good due to lack of obscure references to make as purposely absurd/niche if it's sole attempt of humor is that. There's 2 gaming references and the basic format is a parody of those political image macros/memes shared on Facebook by alzheimer boomers, and it references a popular song.

It's interesting now that I brought up image macros. Over a decade ago they were standard stuff posted here and now they're dead. Only used by the boomers on Facebook mentioned or other boomers on twitter. I wonder if absurdist memes will ever find themselves in the same dead spot. Then again seeing how rage comics are completely dead and not even picked up by boomers...
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Okay, this is epic anon

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am i the only one who does not fucking even relate to this sports thing in the slightest? i have absolutely no idea what the fuck is going on with anything that remotely bears resemblance to sports, even "e-sports", all the normies are like "OOO DA WORL CUP 1ST WORLD COUNTRY VS SOME WAR TORN 3RD WORLD SHITHOLE WHOOSE DA BESS" and like specially in the u.s they ahve all these fucking teams and names and whatever and when i glance by the tv when people watch these matches of people kicking or throwing some chinese plastic ball with all these numbers and bars and graphs and them projecting this weird complex score system and blurting out their lingo and specially the narrator who doesn't even seem to be able to formulate clear, concise sentences i literally just zone out and stare into the corner because of how mind fuckingly boggling it is for them to turn something as simple as using your leg to move a ball from one place to another into some fucking bizzare systematic physical manifstetation of spam ad popups on fake porn sites
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kys failed normalscum
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>muh intellectualism
>muh subjectivity
Have you tried /SP/
i forgot that board even existed, isit even alive? is it dead? fucking normies using this site
I get playing sports, I don't get watching them. The only time I cared about watching something was when i played it myself and i wanted to learn from pro teams.

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>have to go back to wagecucking in an hour after having 2 weeks off
why didn't i kill myself on my vacation
Just become a NEET dude wagekekery isn't worth it

How does it feel to know that Europe is importing thousands of migrants that'll impregnate your daughters and mothers ? I can guarantee you those guys are the furthest from robots you can ever find.

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>dad found the dung developer
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>[relative] found the [embarrassing thing]
It's often an alliteration.
What's this thread about?

>inb4 lurk moar newfag
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>Fbi confiscated the homosexual hybrid homunculus
>uncle found the bunghole bunk

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Not even thinking about them naked just looking at a girls face has anyone gotten hard? I have it's a weird as fuck feel.
I thought everyone originally did
if i do nofap that happens but my sex drive is slowly dying and i will never be a teen again to feel what it's like to have sex in my prime unlike other people.
yeah a week ago I was studying with my only aquired female friend after 20 years of life and I got a raging fucking hardon when we looked eachother in the eyes for more than 5 seconds, I'd even fapped that morning. Wierd af.
Yeah, if a girl smiles at me or look at me for more than two seconds, I will be instantly hard.

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who here has only a couple of friends, but they are all shitty to you and only talk to you when they are having a bad day?
>you're always there for me when I need you
so why do you never bother to respond when I need someone unless you're getting cucked or fighting with someone from home?
So they're not really your friends, are they?
it's not like shitty friends are an uncommon thing, it's just less common to have *only* shitty friends

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How do i find an american gf to marry and then get a green card? I wouldn't want to marry her just for the sake of getting a green card, our feelings should be mutual and i would like to continue living and being with her. I've been to the US several times and have the money to travel and relocate there as well as to sustain myself until i find a job.

What do i do? Are there any dating sites or other websites for this? Are there any american fembots here who would want a european bf who would be willing to relocate?
Location in the US doesn't matter, I'm white and non fat.

Pic unrelated
we have enough non whites in the US, they are making this place more sjw and cancerous

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>got asked where I see myself in 5 years
>realize I've never considered the future that far because I just assumed I'd have killed myself by then
Any other robots know this feel?

>"women are strong and beautiful >:("
>"omg you got beat up by a girl xddd"
Make up your mind!
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it's amazing how you don't want to hit women so much you dodge

>it's amazing how you don't want to hit women so much you dodge
its not that I don't want to, I can't without having the whole world against me if I do, believe me its not worth the hassle but...outside the school is different, you can beat them up bad enough so they don't fuck with you again and besides no one believed it was me who eventually fucked them up in the street since I voiced my "code of honor".
>"Women are strong and beautiful"
>gets called fat on twitter
>"omf i cant take this society any more. stupid fatshaming sexist assholes. YOU. DONT. CALL. A. WOMAN. FAT."
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>just dodging
>not following up with a sick counter
Never gonna make it

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What would you look for in a LDR?
And what are your requirements?
Not a fembot, but I see no point in LDR if the other person lives in another country. Like why would you just want to bring yourself that kind of pain, of not being able to meet the person you like/love?
maleanon here

>stable income, own car and house
>good relationship with family
>helpful and neighborly to my peers in town
>occasionally volunteers
>starting as an entrepreneur on the side
>likes vidya and mtg though doesn't play too often
>healthy, white, average height
>good listener, positive attitude
>wants to be a family man

inb4 all male robots are worthless scum
Im moving in a year because of college. So I will meet her eventually. This is ideal for me.
>Im moving in a year because of college. So I will meet her eventually. This is ideal for me.
What if she lives in fucking Singapore or Australia? You gonna move there?
I'll move anywhere that has a good college.

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put r9k, ROBOT9001 as interests and meet other shitbots and feel less shit
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fo i saw her tits
cmon anons, come talk to your fellow brothers

C'mon, don't delude yourself
Yeah guys can get Got a, especially if they start taking estrogen.

That is a guy.
Clear manface, lol

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