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>tfw ywn have a wide-hipped fat-assed femboy bf to mpreg relentlessly
Why even bother?
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mpreg femboys....got it.
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>>78868993
Oh look, another blackwhiplash clone
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>>78869037
no, this is impossibru.
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>>78869599
I'm convinced that it's less copycat behaviour, and more that these femboy artists get more interactions when they make them more bottom-heavy, so they gradually get more and more extreme until they're drawing men that have individual thighs bigger than their torsos.
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You're addicted to porn, there is not one single human being who is like this in real life. Log off the internet.

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Coming home to an empty apartment after work has the power to ruin my entire day.
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>>78868478
I'm a girl but I'm kind of a faggot too because I'm non binary
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>>78868603
You will never be a man, you have no penis...
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>>78867435
same, that's why I started going to bars and being an alcoholic
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>>78868603
I'm sorry your friend killed himself do you think you will have those good feelings again with another?
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that's when you tapped into the spirit realm

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Honestly, it is kind of cool to see that some right-wingers' days are numbered
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>start saving any money you can
nice to see alimony is not so popular these days
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>>78869906
It kinda isn't though. Liberals aren't having any children. IQ and birthrates are falling harder in educated, liberal circles by a long shot. If anything. From a Darwinian perspective, antinatalism and low birthrates among liberals might be a sign that such political temperaments are maladaptive.
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>save money
Only possible because her husband is providing for her.
>don't make it known that you're planning to leave him
Because her husband should intuitively know you're unhappy.
>leave while he's working
Again, he provides, she does... what exactly? The laundry?
>your husband will pick up your kids from school
Well if you suddenly disappear to who knows where, of course he's going to pick up his kids to bring them to a known safe location (their home).
>do not engage
Do not answer his questions about what happened, because they might somehow cause self-reflection which should be avoided at ALL COSTS.
>throw your phone away because it might be bugged
Cut yourself off from all your friends, they'd probably side with him anyway.
>keep your plan to yourself
Because that way when it all goes wrong, you can blame others for not realizing your unhappiness!
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>>78869906
lol whipped

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roastie bros, why come we always wasting money tho?
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>>78868626
Anon is probably a teen from r/wsb and has never actually invested in stocks.
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>>78868513
250k today is unironically like what 50k used to be 10 years ago. you can easily blow through 250k in 1 to 2 years if you're not saving it.
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>>78868439
Maybe not retire, but you can buy property with that.
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>>78868675
you'll have so much money when you can legally take it out
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the 250k is whatever, it's not landing a beta bux before she turned 30 thats the real brainrot. women would rather live paycheck to paycheck in a asbestos infested tiny apartment than have to sleep next to a beta in a 4000 square foot house. all she had to do was go on bumble sometime 10 years ago and like the first fat programmer bro she saw.

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any other robots rock the shiesty
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>>78868502
Idk what that is but the man you posted has the most beautiful eyes no homo
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its called a balaclava if you're not a nigger
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I don't like that one.
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like it's outer heaven and 9/11 nawmean
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>>78868502
That niggas been on my mind lately

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just trust me you'll be fine
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>>78869320
u got some schmutz on ur face
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thank u fendot
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>>78869320
just change diet and start using these
it's not that hard

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femcels. how does it feel knowing you literally cannot compete?
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>>78869226
>another of she
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>>78867730
is that guts from berserk I keep hearing so much of
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>>78867730
i miss when she was like this. she's all obese and shit now and looks super gross
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>>78869754
what she still makes vids?
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>>78867715
I'm not straight and I like the chubby one more. So that's either a lie or your into men

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Dont tell me you havent started...
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being a cat?

Looks matter a lot.

I just ordered my bratfast at uber eats and the man who brought my order was an ugly (very ugly) arab and he had a bad raiting but the delivery was ok. At the end he asked me to give him positive review. But he was so ugly...
Idk why but I instinctively gave him a negative review and said there were two idems mising in the order (they weren't). Fuck, it sucks but looks matter.
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GOOD. Gulf arabs are ugly as fuck. Someone who looks like that doesn't deserve anything good in life.

I knew a girl in my first year of highschool on snapchat who would occasionally send me vids of herself farting. I thought it was the hottest thing ever, I probably jerked off more that year having her on snapchat than any other year of my life. My question is, how can I find another girl like this?? I've been looking for my whole life, both irl and online in places like snapchat and discord, and I've never found another lady quite like her. Sure their are content sellers and stuff, but that's kind of different than just having some cute lady you text that sends you her farts because she thinks it's funny. Any advice would be appreciated, I have been chasing this fantasy ever since I stopped talking to that girl.

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Honestly... HONESTLY... If there WAS a vajajay between those legs... and that's a BIG if... I'd still hit. And I mean a real vajajay, not a poop-smelling fake one.

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Autist men, why don't you settle for autistic women? You give the ick to normal women because they can sense your autism (your lack in spontaneity in social interaction n shiet)
Maybe if you're very wealthy or that your autism is exceptionally low, there's a low chance but I think you'll have to settle for your mindsmatch.
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because she's an elf and has lived so long that everything I do would bore her
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autistic men outnumber women 4:1. if you think dating site odds are bad....
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>>78869932
okay fine. autistic women, come get this dick
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>>78869932
Forgot to filter "ick", thanks for the reminder

Why do manlets often look angry and bitter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha7smLPz2GY&ab_channel=BillMac
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>>78869852
WHO THE FUK AH YU
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Everyone should start performing in front of the Holocaust memorial. Show them we're not afraid.

why the fuck wasn't I born rich and happy. I don't give a fuck about heaven or God.
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>>78867971
cute

>>78868005
this tard deserves to be trolled, waaaaahhhh I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth so it's so hecking over!!!!!
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>>78868773
I'll give you my address over discord if you wanna do something. I don't call cops either.
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>>78867971
I would bet actual money you still don't have them
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>>78868846
I was being hyperbolic... I didn't expect you to even respond to any of my posts. I don't actually care that much, I just think your post is gay. You have to admit, you are being pretty gay right now. This is 4chan, I'm not coming to your house. I'm not Frank Hassle and you're not Boogie.

I'll admit I was being mean if you'll admit you were being homosexual and we can call a truce. Whaddyasay?
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>>78867720
I'm rich and have no friends, its cool bcz i don't have to work but then I meet even less people and have basically no hope of meeting new people

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What would happen if a robot dated a foreign latina? Would she completely demolish the robot?
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>>78868768
>in control
Explain to me, an autist, what this entails. In control of what, what are the logistics of being in control
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>>78868768
That doesn't sound too bad. I'm not one for drama, but I need a little help bringing out that natural male aggression outside of the bedroom.
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>>78868880
You call the shots, but have to do everything too.
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I'd be cool w/ a Latina if they would balloon up once they hit 25.
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ofc latinas are much more social


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