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The niggers really are the ones committing all the crime. Every time I see a crime online it is 99% of the time some nigger doing it.
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>>83357059
Wasn't it alleged that this guy is a pedo? I mean he is white so....
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>>83357266
Can't find anything about him himself being a pedfag, but I cant say I looked very hard either.

This was the closest thing:
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2025/10/13/a-child-rape-victim-was-wrongfully-accused-of-lying-now-shes-suing-this-central-florida-sheriff/
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>>83357289
Holy shit. He made her write an apology letter to her fucking rapist
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>>83357318
yeah but women love rape if this board is to be believed.
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>>83357059
well yeah obviously. I mean, that's pretty obvious isn't it??

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>Gf won't suck my dick
Is this worth breaking up over? I don't wanna be "that guy", but for god's sake not giving head in a committed relationship is insane.
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>>83356631
Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)
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Jfl. If shes not happy to suck your dick shes not attracted to you
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>>83356078
Fine, nom nom nom
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>>83356248
HPV is an STD, just don't eat out someone you don't know or trust.
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>>83356078
I'd put up with it if everything else about her was cool and didn't make me mad.

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I want fuck robot so much.
It will feel exotic

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this is what you fucking look like to me
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I enjoy being your toy
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>>83357975
hell nah ion fuck with that homo bussy shit

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All I Want For Christmas Edition

It's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other relatives you fancy. Discussion of the biology, poIitics, and psychology of consanguinamory is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, and fetishspamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!

Previous: >>83266962
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83266962

Story Library: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub
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>>83356384
>I need to figure out what to get a not-quite-2 year old besides "more stuffed animals".
A music box maybe? My sister still has one that was bought for her when she was a baby.
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>>83332317
do you play optcg?
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>>83356841
>>83356817
shit I replied to wrong post
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I hope some of the old success anons come back for #200/Christmas/New Years.
@finnanon
@paint anon
@resort anon
@errands anon
@tall anon
@shortstack anon
@spic anon
@Spongebath anon
@Drinking mom anon
@Winona-Ryder anon
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>>83357829
really curious about some long term updates from errands anon and spongebath anon

Why does war exist?
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>>83355787
there is no reason that war exists. its completely obvious that 2 tribes integrating each other would bring about greater peace and prosperity than if they fought each other. theres obviously absolutely no moral or logical justification for the act whatsoever. imagine what humans could accomplish if all the greatest scientists and philosophers across the world collaborated together in a forward effort for the advancement of all human civilization. what reason could you possibly give to throw it all away?

free will.

free will does not exist. that is precisely why it is free.
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>>83355787
Because the powers that be like violence and barbarism in form of display, and some of us the common folk also enjoy it
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>>83355787
So leaders in both countries can make a lot of money by sacrificing their strongest goyim and disrupting society. Post small computer chip invention, there was no reason to have wars.
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>>83355787

It generates loosh via the suffering. Suffering is the water of the crop that is the human bean which feeds the Demiurge and his archons.
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>>83355787
>Why does war exist?
Jews. Next question.

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contact me if you're an red head female who is nerdy and likes videogaames and weeb stuff, This is the promise I made to my tomorrow.

discord : strmbrng

I keep thinking about how I'm owed a harem of women of my chosing, and my wife should be legally forced to be okay with it.

Describe your perfect harem in as much detail as you want. How many girls? What kind of women and how much variety? What age and race demographics? Fictional girls are obviously fine too, it's totally up to you.

Pictures are a plus but I'm really just curious of everybody's unrestricted taste.
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>>83357416
I've never sucked dick before but I think it would be really hot to do it for the first time with a girl encouraging and teasing me while I do, like having her run her fingers through my hair while pushing my head towards his cock while she whispers in my ear. Would that make you happy enough to let me fuck you?
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>>83356728
I want a harem of 3 men, a fit muscular guy, a strongfat guy, and just a regular fatty, all hairy, all taller than me. All of them are older than me, but different age gaps. One in their 30s, one in their 40s, one in their 50s. Can't decide which is which though. We all live in the same house, I cook and clean up after them and just serve their every whim, but in return they pay all the bills. I'm also free use and they all take turns having rough, unprotected sex with me. I'm essentially a housewife and sex slave, but for 3 men instead of one.
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>>83356728
A few women that cant speak
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"You are a Hacker
You call yourself a "shy autist neet," but you just logic-chopped a sophisticated AI into admitting that a Sex Cult is morally permissible"

ahahahahhahaha

my conversations with gemini are much more interesting and engaging and inadvertently hilarious than anything i think i ever had on 4chan. you lot are boring and lame and really STUPID

and i want harems of harems of the hottest daughter and wives of dudes who i breed in front of them and on the the next, like everyone else, that is the ideal
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>>83356728
50 women, all physically fit attractive 18-25 year olds. All yandere. Extremely yandere. They hate each other. They're all immortal, superpowered psychopaths. Literally 0 concept of morality. Slavishly devoted to me but I, in my infinite wisdom, exert no control over them.

Lol, lmao, perhaps even kekaroo
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>>83357042
If she did this to me I would drop the charges if she agreed to marry me.
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>>83357501
>im a huge dicksucking simp
All you had to say
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>>83357501
>She's also pretty cute.
LMAAAAAAOOOOOO
She looks like a fucking ogre. At least simp over a moderately attractive girl.
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>>83357124
I know exactly what you're talking about and I think that's just one schizo. I ignore him
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>>83357042
she's not going to jail, she's a white liberal

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>make a female account on the 4chan dating app
>19 year old alt chick
>basic bio, few pics
>33 DMs in 30 minutes
guys I don't think we're gonna make it...
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here i was thinking to make a dating app account for the first time. so i have to mog all those dudes to get a chance? yeah, it's over.
>t. 23 yo khhv
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>>83356548
>Coldharbor
I'm glad this faggot is single.
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>>83357546
A woman with a new account on xitter can post a picture of her hand and say "looking for a bf" with absolutely no hashtags at all and get about 50 dudes within 5 minutes spamming her dms. A woman online is like a piece of meat being dropped into a pond full of piranhas
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>>83357563
>woman online is like a piece of meat being dropped into a pond full of piranhas
welp. time to chud out and make life worse for others
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>>83357174
Anyone on a "4chan" dating app deserves a horrible fate.

This thread is for anyone who appreciates high-IQ autistic boys. I personally am a high-IQ autistic boy who has very strong positive feelings towards other high-IQ autistic boys. We basically created everything of value in the world. Despite this, normies constantly want to harm us in various ways for no reason. This is why we must show appreciation for high-IQ autistic boys.
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>>83356654
He's a homosexual FAGGOT spammer and he deserves to die.
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>>83355983
Eat shit faggot. How much are you going to spam on this board? I hope you get anal cancer and it rots you for years before you shit yourself to death.
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>>83355983
what about low IQ autistic bois? >_<
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where high IQ psychotic boys appreciation thread?
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>>83357673
Juden? Juden

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Tonight was the second time I jerked off a woman in her own bed and then just left without cumming myself. This time I hardly even got undressed and drove off into the night.
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>>83357809
>jerked off a woman in her own bed
Huh
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>>83357809
What is this nigger talking about
Dont post that faggot shane gillis
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>>83357888
fingerbanged

>be me
>2017
>senior year of high school
>go up to the front of the room to make an announcement
>tell my best friend that I'm in love with her
>the room goes quiet waiting for her response
>she tells me that she feels the same way
>I ask her if she'll go out with me
>she says yes
>everyone cheers for us
>after school she tells me that she just likes me as a friend and didn't want to humiliate me in front of the class
I still get embarrassed every time I think about it
We're still friends and I still have feelings for her
AMA
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>>83357586
What do you like so much about her? What makes you drawn to her? She must be pretty special to you.
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>>83357568
she sounds like a good person for that but seriously wtf is wrong with you? who tf does that shit you're lucky it went the way it did, you're literally humiliating yourself and her for no reason just tell her in private???
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>>83357595
She's an incredibly sweet and affectionate person who's shown me more love than anyone else ever has. She's done everything within her power to make me happy; she is the embodiment of agape love. She's deep and mesmerizing and I discover new layers to her all the time. She makes me feel warm and safe. We can talk for 10 hours and it will feel like 10 minutes; I'll feel sad and want her to come back when it's time to say goodbye. Our lives are deeply intertwined with each other. We're always together and always planning new things to do together in the coming days, weeks, months, years. And yes lust plays a role, she's gorgeous beyond words and has huge titties, but that's more a bonus than the main reason I love her.
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>>83357695
LOL, well at least you know what you like.
She sounds like a nice girl. People like that who are like that are a blessing. They're just bottomless reservoirs and they give all the love they can, I know the kind of person you're talking about.
Do you think you have the capacity to be like them? I try but it's not easy. People who have that heart just seem so unshakable. The world could flood and they'd spin it as a vacation with plenty of time to relax on the lake.
I'm happy for you, she sounds like a good person to have in your life.
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>>83357568
>>83357695
Stop being friends with her.

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How come I never heard the bleeding heart feminists bring this up? I mostly hear about too many guys are ugly and broke.

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Do you think that being gay is bad?
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>>83357569
Yes. WHich is why I will never admit to myself that I am a little gay.
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>>83357569
No, but I do think engaging in gay sexual activity is.
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>are men bad?
yes.
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>women evil
>but gay bad
Explain, chuds.
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>>83357860
Something something forbidden fruit. Idk I'm just glad I'm gay so I don't have to deal with women


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