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Have you tried installing grindr and having sex with men?
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Unlike women, gay men

1. actually like men
2. are capable of empathy
3. appreciate penises of all sizes
4. don't cover their face in makeup like a clown
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I have it installed with a tummy pic on my profile but I have never replied to a single message
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>>85451544
are you telling me that being gay is a choice
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>>85451598
only when it benefits his narrative
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>>85451606
the leftist mind is truly a fascinating thing eh? it's no wonder they're all so pissy all the time with the millions of contradictions living in their heads at all times

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women be like
>Waaaah life so hard for us wimmin
also women
>enjoys preferential treatment, societal biases and privileges
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>>85451574
what if even if they don't suck

its still hard?
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>>85451581
you're making it sexual you faggot. How is what you're asking possible exactly?
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>>85451590
we never ask why

that's one of those unanswerable life questions
c:
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>>85451596
you think you're being smart and deep and clever. Everyone reading this thread just saw you avoid answering a clear question.
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>>85451607
okay then u answer it

c:

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I know I am a big deal now but it is very rude to take my picture in public without asking first.
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>>85448823
They probably thought he was having some sort of allergic reaction
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>>85448835
>Damn I really need to stop talking like a nigger on here
lmao i like taking niggerspeak for a spin here and there too. do it until you no longer feel fancy free, anon
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>>85448857
Probably thought he was kim jong. ugly fat cunt
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>>85448823
.... But he's correct, it is rude.
It's legal, but it's rude
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>>85448857
He's pretty fucking popular especially among the anime circles. He's even got some professional VA work in famous titles

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Happy Misaki Friday anons! I hope you've been working on changing your hikikomori ways.
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>>85447979
I keep a notepad in my desk drawer. It feels good to write things down and cross them off and my pen and paper will physically sit on my desk all week so I won't forget about it. Everybody should have a notepad.
>>85447925
Part of the reason this is going to work well for me is that I don't want to share the list which means I'm probably going to end up doing everything
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>>85442868
I'm going to become a NEET pretty soon, but I'm not going to let that affect me!
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>>85447640
Not everyone is like that anon
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>>85448230
I'm screenshoting your faggotry so everyone knows you're not one of us.
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>>85449817
>Not everyone is like that anon
back to plebbit

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You can pull it down under the condition he gets one round with your gf
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>>85450476
But isn't he gay
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>>85450476
>child-bearing hips
That's a "he"?!
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I don't have a gf and never will unfortunately. If I did it would be fun to share her with a cute femboy and get to play with his penis, I imagine.

Thread for discussions about selfharm and mutual support

no cathursday today, there's no new yani neko episode this week

hey
>How are you doing today?
>Any plans for today?
>When was the last time you hurt yourself?
>Why did you hurt yourself?
>Is there anything bothering you right now?
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>>85451443


Try with this:

https://s.team/p/vtw-rjvc/RNVFDPBG
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>>85451443
If you feel it is safer my steam friend code is 249546465
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>>85451443
Also my profile name is ardillofrito
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>How are you doing today?
Just woke up after getting blackout drunk.
>Any plans for today?
To get as fucked up as possible, like every day.
>When was the last time you hurt yourself?
Decided to drink a mouthful of bleach, no hospital visit. Threw it all up the instant I swallowed. Would've had to have been the most foul tasting thing I ever tried.
>Why did you hurt yourself?
Too many bad memories, too long a torment. Won't go into too much details.
>Is there anything bothering you right now?
Not really, like I said I just woke up.
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hey guys, sorry i dropped off the face of the planet again, I should be back now that summer is ending and stuff. Didn't really do much ig, went to a festival beginning this month. Today is also my birthday, gonna go spend that with my parents and maybe ask my girlfriend along too, but I'm not sure.

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Then? Another day, another conversation about drugs.

More info here:

>Community-driven substance encyclopedia:
psychonautwiki.org
>Virtual tripsitting and drug combo information:
tripsit.me
>Drug discussion board, trip report, library, and other informational index:
erowid.org
>Non-profit org for drug discussion, research, and harm reduction:
bluelight.org
>Mushroom (and other substance) discussion, cultivation, trip reports, and identification:
shroomery.org
>DMT (and other substance) discussion, cultivation, and trip reports:

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>>85449443
I'm tied
redpill me on microdosing shrooms and lions mane
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>>85449443
I'm thinking of getting into downers now that I quit stimulants, you guys have any recommendations?
ODSMT is the only one I've ever tried.
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>>85449443
Does Lunesta have the capacity to be fun or is it just for sleep?
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>>85449443
look, you want a cute anime pic as the op if you want these threads to reach the greatest heights and everyone on r9k to be taking drugs. the cuter the better
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It was only after using drugs for two years that I realized: the first few times are always the best.
A few weeks ago, I started trying phenobarbital, and the initial experiences were really good; but now I feel absolutely nothing, even without a tolerance. I used to feel a sense of relaxation similar to that of benzodiazepines, but now I feel absolutely nothing.

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> be me
> post on some dating forum where I don't have to post a photo
> woman messages me
> have a long, positive conversation
> ask to see what she looks like
>she tells me to do it first
> send a pic
> she immediately deletes her entire account

It really never began for sub5s bros

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Many of the world's problems would be solved if women could love men the same way men love women.
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>>85449816
Your theory would only make sense if women also were not passing along their shit genes. Also if people were getting smarter when in fact they are getting dumber. Look up the reverse Flynn effect.
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>>85451015
I'd already made it clear that it's our wombs that make us infinitely more valuable than you, so you're in no position to be dictating terms as it's us women who act as the gatekeepers of reproduction and by extension evolution.
>Muh artificial wombs
Yeah pal, 2 moar weeks right? lmao.
What's even worse is that as more women get redpilled on their innate superiority and men's innate inferiority, the faster would be the decline in areas like the supply side of the surrogate industry simply because a lot of us aren't even obliged to help men. We can easily jack up prices anytime we want and get even more richer and accelerate the already brutal wealth gap between men & women. So long subhuman incels as your days are numbered. This does not even factor in the demographic decline that'll make things even worse. The future is unironically female. Our genes will survive, yours will get wiped within this generation. You will be lonely, and you will be sad without having any ability to resist it. No amount of betabuxxing can save you.
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>>85451247
Are you a retard or something? Do you understand what genes are and that you carry genes from both your mother and father and that a large number of women carry inferior genes from their fathers and would continue passing those genes on in your little foid brain fantasy. Eugenics only works if you control both the male and female selection of genes. What will happen instead is a social collapse because the social contract between men and women has broken which will either lead to a civilizational collapse which will bring back patriarchy or we will be conquered by an outside civilization that has figured out how to reward and incentivize low status and average men to contribute. Either that or technological conditions get so good that womens monopoly on sex and reproduction will be a thing of the past.
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>>85451303
Eugenics does work unidirectionally i.e. selecting for best traits in one gender. The amount of "good genes" is going to increase with such mode of selection, because chad fuxx not only stacey, but also becky and femcel as well. You'll get pure blooded chads and half bred chads, but the amount of chad genes within the genepool is going to increase across the whole genepool. Tough luck incel, but this beautiful system is here to stay. You're already seeing this play out in places like denmark where 1% of all births happened due to chad's donated sperm
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>>85451427
It is not enough to offset all the bad genes being passed down. You would literally have to engineer a totalitarian state with breeding camps and Chad harems to get the effect you are looking for at scale and even then you would need to make sure some women dont reproduce. You are coming up with copes to justify some sort of weird sexual fantasy you have. It would be better just to admit it

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women are the upper class of society
you can't lose as a woman
as a man you're basically a slave
how do i cope with this?
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>>85451489
i gave you an answer on how to cope, and you choose to disregard it
have fun being miserable i guess
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I can remember when McDonalds had ashtrays on the tables and served their food in polystyrene containers. I used to open the clamshell polystyrene container and tip my fries into the lid. Then I could comfortably eat my burger and fries out of the one container.
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>>85451497
I disregarded it because your answer was bad and impossible to implememt
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>>85451505
how is it impossible to implement? if making a bit of money and devoting most of your free time to a few solitary hobbies is beyond your reach then you have my condolences
its over for you
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>>85451516
because poor fags have to devote most of their waking hours to working shitty minimum wage jobs?

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i'm taller than all my girl friends and even taller or the same height as most guys.

how do i stop feeling like an ogre?
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>>85447772
Stop eating nigga
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>>85448832
Everyone is getting taller because of hypergamy
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how tall are you nonny
if youre like 5'8 or taller its understandable
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>>85448832
its crazy, im 5'10 and in my office there are more taller women than short, I swear there are multiple 6'4 women its retarded, I feel like a teeny weeny little dwarf boy whenever I have to go into the office. They all frame mog as well its terrible, despite having a wide set frame for my height but because they are taller they end up more broad.
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>>85450459
>I swear there are multiple 6'4 women its retarded
It is. I dont know what the goal is honestly. The more tall girls appear the harder it would be for foids to date tall men because she will always go for a guy taller than her.
Which would mean they would have to settle for guys shorter than them. Honestly that's a win for me lol

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I want a fembot Iike pic related
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>>85451459
I look like the first one but I will make your life hell.
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Idk I'm leaner and paler and more neotenous
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>>85451473
ok my jewish latina queen
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I want a 5'0 JAV model who forces me to have sex with her.

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Forget wanting a mommy or little sister type.... the one thing I've always wanted and will continue to yearn for all my life is a huggable, squeezable, fuckable little boy. I'm a 22 year old femanon and there's nothing that turns me on more than boys younger than me. Later on, I suspect I'll grow to have a mommy fetish too (in fact, I can already endorse this at only 22 and childless). I've always wanted to be the reliable big sister that loves you and supports you no matter what, holds you as you cry and beg me to never leave you, the one you live for and want to marry when you grow up, no matter what. I honestly feel like this is the most widely appreciated dynamic of all, even more so than milfs or little sisters, but no one talks about it. This is all I want, really.
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>>85450470
It's ok, I believe that you're still cute. Just take better care of yourself. The hair thinning and greying may be due to hormonal imbalances from poor lifestyle habits, so try not to stay up so late and also improve your diet. A beautiful Slavic onee-chan will still come find you and love you for you. Are you a KHHV?
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>>85450470
>>85450553
Oh wait haha you already got hugs before from that oneechan from summer camp
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>>85450553
>The hair thinning and greying may be due to hormonal imbalances from poor lifestyle habits, so try not to stay up so late and also improve your diet
Yeah, good sleep is something I pretty much don't get at all. I sleep like 5-6 hours on an average night. But staying up late feels so good, though...
My diet is actually pretty good. I basically live off fruit and veggies, nice whole foods and fish, with very little meat. So I got this one in the bag! Thanks for being considerate, though. It's much appreciated.
>A beautiful Slavic onee-chan will still come find you and love you for you
Thanks, Femanon! This gives me a little bit of hope.
Maybe I'll continue hoping for another year or so and then tuck this fantasy of mine away forever. I'm just too old for this...
>Are you a KHHV?
Pretty much this >>85450573. A KHV.
I do still get approached quite often (by girls like 5-6 years younger than me, oddly enough), although I always end up purposely ignoring them/self-sabotaging because I'm that immature and terrified of being in a relationship.
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>>85449748
It's difficult to see you say you want my ideal and then mention that your preference is also who I am. I dislike the simp competitive stuff with other anons here. I'd rather be chosen.

I'd like her to love me and I could be held in her arms against her chest and have her touch me gently and tell me that I don't have to think right now
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Is this the gentle femdom thread in disguise?
Please?

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>jerk off to something gross
>cum
>'that was disgusting I'm never gonna do that again'
>hour later
>jerk off to it again
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>>85451393
If you're young, you need to get your test levels checked.
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>>85451412
don't listen to this wannabe andrew tate retard, op
that shit's nasty tbf, but there's a lot worse you could be getting your rocks off to
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I've done this before while watching weird gore. That day was bizarre.
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>>85451352
heres a small tip:
if you want to reduce the amount of times you masturbate per day/week, don't go on social medias where you have easy access to porn. Such as this one. Trust me your r9k friends wont miss you, they don't even know your name
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>>85451412
I'm young, healthy and exercise frequently, but keep my masturbation at 3 times a week maximum. I'd rather binge drink 7 days in a row than masturbate 7 days in a row. I don't know how to explain it, but masturbating has a terrible effect on your mind. The worst part is how subtle it is. You don't realize the masturbation is what's causing the problem until you reduce your frequency.

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>just learn to talk to women bro
What the fuck does this actually mean? Are women an alien species with non-human interests? How come you can't talk to them like a human being and be fine as-is? With guys I sure as fuck shoot a lot of shit and censor myself with m'ladies, but I don't think this is what people mean. Does anyone have any idea what the fuck this actually means? Especially anyone who likes to dole out this cliche, explain yourselves.
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>>85451454
>Does anyone have any idea what the fuck this actually means?
It's about autism. It makes reality and social interaction...different.
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>>85451462
It's like, the way autists interact with the world and the people feels alien to "neurotypicals". It's not how the autists look and maybe not even what they says, it's the way they interact. For normies this is so off, it can even feel like a threat. The autist doesn't behave agressive, but the normie finds it so strage to talk with him, or even be in the same room, that he tries to avoid it. And with normie women this effect is even stronger.


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