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any robots here working in the call center? how many calls do youtake per day
>tfw 99% of calls are normal nice people
>the 1% of bitch niggers causing trouble and then call again to report me
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>>84782594
I worked from home during COVID
It was like 100 customers a day, they kept upping the call volume, and my work computer was completely locked down, I couldn't do anything else on the work computer
But they couldn't see me. So I could use my phone, or a nintendo switch, or a laptop or something else
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>>84782594
I wroked in one for a month. It was horrible and some foreigner threatened to sue me for telling him that his problem was with the bank and not ours.
I got yelled at a lot.

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i lost interest in femdom after findom became the most popular type
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>>84782400
you must be a girl, cause letting other people influence what you like is girloid behavior

if you dont' like findom, don't do it. simpleasbro
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>>84782552
If you truly loved women you would love being insulted by them
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>>84782562
so much of the space is now findom, cucking, and straight up gay conversion shit. i just like gentle femdom and role reversal, thats it.
>>84782564
its hot if affection comes with it or if its during sex, losing money and getting disparaging messages is a lose lose thing.
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>>84782640
>and role reversal, thats it.
the problem is that if you take role reversal to it's logical outcome, you do end up with cucky stuff.

so you'd have to find a partner and both of you have certain boundaries I guess
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>>84782660
everyone has boundaries, thats a given

I've ignored all my responsibilities for the past 7 years or so and now they all come crashing down on me at once. im havign strong panic attacks and im at the verge of tears.
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>>84782174
That shit happened to me as well, realizing I was in my thirties but not too far from how things were for me financially when I graduated from high school.
Don't panic. You can still move forward as long as you don't dwell on the past.
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>>84782174
I guess you cannot run away from your problems anymore and need to face them

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>be ariana
>fuck with taken men
>make songs about how you love fucking taken men
>sleep with your costar while he is married with a loving wife and has a newborn baby
>announce "divorce" and publicise relationship a week later
>women rush to defend you online and claim you just happened to fall for a freshly divorced husband
the ability of normie women to switch between helpless victim of misogyny and strong girlboss needs to be studied
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>>84781377
Not even your OP image is pro Ariana, it is just shitting more on him.
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>celebrity twitter drama
it's not normal or natural for a man to care about something like this, no less get this emotional about it
next time you get a checkup get you testosterone checked
seriously, you might have a hormonal
imbalance
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>>84781172
She outed a cheater? based
I wish more pretty young women would but instead of sleeping with them they just snitch
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once a donut licker, always a donut licker
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>>84781172
youre stupid as fuck if you think like this. this guy dated for years, married, and impregnated her then successfully had a healthy child and then left her for celebussy. shes wrong but shes not even in the same universe of him being fucked up.

like let me get this straight youre gonna get married one day, have a bouncing beautiful baby boy, and your wife get the shit fucked out of her pussy, and your gonna look at the dude and say "how could you do this? :(" retarded ass

Have you ever been attracted to one of your teachers?
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>>84777286
When I was 10 years old we went rock climbing for an excursion.
The rock climbing harness rode up my legs and emphasised my bulge, as they tend to do.
My teacher commented "I didn't realise you were so big," and gestured to my bulge.
Scared and confused, I responded with silence. I made some excuse to go the bathroom, taking the harness off and hiding there for as long as I could. This moment was traumatic.

No, I was never attracted to her or any other teacher. I saw them all as old women.
Although, I do remember an English tutor whose boobs stared at. Maybe I only remember because she called me out.
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>>84779645
Maybe you misunderstood and she just thought you were a fatass
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>>84777286
Yes, English teacher. We ended up marrying actually
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>>84780843
>Yes, English teacher. We ended up marrying actually
doubt
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>>84782114
As soon as I came of legal age we did. Got a family together, kids and everything

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Why do women mock religion when feminism is infinitely less rational?

And I'm not even religious. God existing is WAY WAY more likely than men and women being equals
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Yawn. I'm a feminist it's not about equality in the sense of we are the same. It's about dissolving male oppression. We are unequal in body and goals but deserve equal rights. Not, oh women should have to be drafted too! How about.. no draft. I'm not like you I'm smarter with a vagina
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>>84781260
Not her but radfems have nothing to do with trans stuff. I know this will piss you off but a lot of feminism has nothing to do with men or men in dresses it's about helping women
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>>84780301
>a jewish psy-op
Sounds familiar.
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>>84778022
>Why do women mock religion when feminism is infinitely less rational?
checkmate feminists
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>>84781300
So "The Man" is keeping you down?

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this zesty buck's getting GAPED
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>>84781672
I literally posted a graph ITT showing that whites are not biased.

This is replicated in other countries, too. Uniformly whites are the least biased.
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>>84781349
The incels here would kill for that treatment
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>>84781690
Austin would have been a law abiding citizen like most white folks.
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>>84781950
He would have raped drunk white girls in college
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>>84781392
>The most violent prison gang in America btw.
To each other. Woods mostly police other whites. With murder.

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If it weren't for drugs and week
You wouldn't be here
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>>84780026
Scenario A was propped up when Crimea was annexed by Russia. We never got an independent Crimean state. Then they did the same in Donbas. Then they made a rush to Kyiv. Appeasement never worked and the rural folk in these regions are on the side who has military control over their villages. Let's not pretend these separatist movements are anything but Russian integrationists.
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>>84780299
all should be under finnic rule and we would be better off
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>>84780026
Retards all of you.
The war was planned and pushed by the United States, the plan since early 2000 was to isolate Russia and threaten it, eventually making it impossible for it to trade and make it collapse with this prolonged war.

The US has been training Ukrainian soldiers since they ran a coloured revolution there placing their puppets.
Everyone knew what was going to happen, and Russia prepared too.
Ukraine in the EU also is a direct threat to Russia due to how close to Moscow it is, and the threat of it automatically joining NATO.

Ukraine in the EU is a direct threat to Russia and both our European leaders and the US knew, yet the war was the plan all along (which failed)
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>>84780026
>>84780047
The people saying Russia's victory is inevitable are delusional
The people saying Ukraine's victory is inevitable just 2 weeks away are delusional
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>>84780245
Didn't Palestine attack Israel, meaning it was entirely Palestine's fault the war was going on?

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I only have a few hours to myself each day, I want to end my nigger wagie life already.
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Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life.

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there is no economic opportunity. there are no housing opportunities. there are almost no opportunities to make friends or talk to girls in-person. the future is continually promised to be far worse made worse by the most powerful people on earth who are openly ultra-corrupt.
who would even want to bring a child into this timeline? barring you make a shit ton of money, gen alpha/beta adulthood is straight up going to be apocalyptic.
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>>84781973
I really don't feel any sympathy to anyone who is politically or economically influential that gets assassinated. Doesn't even matter which side of the partisan line they're on.
The world we are living in has your name on it. All the homeless, the decay, the deaths, the chronic lack of a vision for this country's future. You looked at all of that and said "how dare people hate the institutions that caused this!"
I don't actively want it to happen either but I also just don't care. Despite my contempt for the chosen people, anti-jew terrorism even pisses me off more than dead rich, powerful, and influential
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>>84781973
Many gen z men chose tiktok and microtransactions rather than the higher path

They chose this timeline
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Do yhe fortnite dance
Floss
Dab

Jajajajaja

Hype beasts too
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>>84782456
what is the higher path? there aren't any good jobs anymore
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>>84782584
Higher path = using materials without materials using you. Not wasting money on status games and hedonistic bullshit.
The higher path is almost spiritual. It is remobong yourself from thw drama and games of the common life and involving yourself in things that bring quality to this world. Unfortunately most people choose drama and bullshit.


I feel compassion for you as you came in late after all this shit went down.

You are right, there are not many good jobs.

Honestly I think a UBI will be released in the near future.

You could seek out a commune. Or start one.

I know my suggestions probably seem weak or nonpractical. I understand. As i said i have compassion for you.


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I want to make something. But not just make something in the way usually meant, i want to literally like completely grow a tree and cut it down after 20 years and use the wood for something, or find some raw ore and smelt it myself and make something from that, even if the thing ends up sucking the idea of 100% fully start to finish making something with your own 2 hands has always seemed so cool. Not as like a way of living but just to show the world and yourself that you can
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>>84782293
go forage some clay from a stream/lake and make a pot. lots of tutorials for this on youtube
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OP is just looking for an excuse to do nothing for the next 20 years while his tree grows
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Have you ever grown a tree before?

After taking care of it for such a long time you'd not want to cut it down.It turns into one of your children. You seem bored. Go browse /out/ or diy and build or grow something else

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this thing makes every female species scream and scared globally
name this power
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>>84782574
baguette i guess

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Wait... why can't women pee standing up?
THIS is how they have to do it?
Being a... "squat-pisser"???
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>>84782239
>a girl's penis-less crotch, it could be a vivid reminder of how awful it would be if he ever lost his penis, like she did
Even after all these years, it still freaks me out when I see between a girl's legs that she doesn't have a penis, for exactly this reason. I'm always like "oh fuck, I'm so lucky that I still have my penis". I still think their pussies are super cute, though.
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>>84781891
oh huh. okay!!!
i don't get it myself but theoretically i can see how someone can like it
thank u for explaining :] intriguing.......
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>>84782279
hey, whatever works. there's no reason why girls can't pee standing up if they just learn the technique, which looks pretty easy.

>>84782243
i just noticed that she just suddenly cut off her stream at the end, like an absolute pro.
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>>84782243
My ex used to piss on my dick in the shower standing up, she would just angle and spray
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>>84782451
My gf and I have had pissing contests, and she can usually out-piss me in distance. Probably because she has a much shorter urethra than I do, so her stream doesn't have as much of a chance to get slowed down.

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>socially isolate from extroverted coworkers
>their solution is to ridicule me behind my back
>further isolate
>theyre bitchy and confused as to why Im further isolating
Why are normgroids like this?
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>>84779853
They hate any perceived threat to the social balance
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Sometimes people confuse introversion with being snobby or cold, it's not right but that's what it is
I keep having to remind myself to say "hi" and "good morning" to mine

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just learned it's jojolion like evangelion instead of like the animal lion
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Why is this board being slowly overtaken by snails?
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>>84782488
Such an odd forecast for the board, I think I'll have to check the Weather Report
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>>84782525
There is no need. Snaust already knows it to be true.
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>>84782485
>snail
>cat
>snat


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