Why can't short incels just get a stacy gf like this young man?
>>84952007LOOK AT HIS LITTLE SHORT LEGS
>>84952007>That faceShe is fucking miserable. I guarantee if he was 6'2 she would have a massive grin on her face.
>>84952007can gen z please stop with this haircut?
what's the best way to break up with a girl that won't >hurt her feelings>cause me to lose my jobSo something that makes her lose attraction or think less of me that isn't me screaming NIGGER in public
>>84952344Nah bro you don't wanna be an outcast, you're doing this out of mercy and if you keep your word and decide to start things again or remain seperated only after two weeks you'd be a stronger man
>>84952324Simulate 4chan arguments with her irl.
>>84952324The best thing to do is just slowly distance. Itll still hurt her but significantly less, especially if she is the one to get sick of your emotional absence and end the relationship
>>84952324>that isn't me screaming NIGGER in publicYou lost me right there.
You could handle it like a fucking adult. Like if your GF is such a loose cannon that you are going to lose your job, warn the people there. And then have a serious talk with the bitch after growing a pair
this girl wants me to marry herThoughts
>>84952421erm... that's my gf dude
>>84952340she sucks at decorating. your house is going to look like a teenage girls bedroom. i don't even want to get into the juxtaposition of the skull and crossbones sticker on her phone with the positive energy and you are so awesome stickers by the door.or the overdone hair and makeup with lazy ass outfit.she's going to drive you crazy by being "unpredictable" in an attempt to be "cute". you will be constantly exhausted with her bullshit.
She wants your money anon, not your soul. Get yourself a nice bitch
slurping on it like there's no tomorrow !!
>>84952594looks tasty af ngl
Just got to the part where 17 year old Palpatine murders his whole family with telekinesis for trying to stop him from being groomed by Darth Basedius
The Trial by Kafka.About 2/3 in, some interesting and funny/bizarre stuff but honestly a bit too tedious for me. There has be something exceptional happening soon if it's to beat out The Metamorphosis.Also Josef K. is too chaddish and low inhib for me to sympathize with. I much preferred Gregor.
>>84952212Did you read In The Penal Colony? Ive read a few of his short stories and thats the one that stuck with me the most.
>>84952085>"Shadows of Amascut" - A RuneScape novel>"Global Marxism" - Marxist-Leninist movements throughout the Global South>"Ten Days That Shook The World" - Talking about the Russian Revolution throughout 1917>"The First Man" - Albert Camus>various mangaCan't say I'm bored, at least.
>>84952258No but perhaps I'll go for that one after The Trial. I wanna get hit again like The Metamorphosis hit me.
>>84952297Yes i highly recommend In The Penal Colony, for me it did hit similarly as Metamorphosis. But in a different way. It was a very effective story that I still think about a lot (more than Metamorphosis honestly)
>failed my ged math test for the 3rd timeI literally told everyone I would be a lawyer. I'm already 30 and time is running out.
>>84952071>"Hey everyone I'm going to be a lawyer">Can't even get his GEDxD
Thanks for the perspective, I'm gonna sleep easy tonight
>>84952071I got my Bachelor's degree in 2 months from a state school. I'm not joking.
>>84952116How does that work? I thought there were minimums that had to be met in order to prevent this exact situation
>>84952089I'm him but with a mech engineering degree
Saw a hot girl working at the car dealership today when I went in to look at some damage. Like every time I see any half-attractive foid IRL, I internally monologue to myself that there is a 100% chance she already has a boyfriend. This is how I approach interactions with all foids. If they are attractive, they aren't single, and there's zero point of making any attempt to pursue them.
>>84952468this is a safe assumption
>>84952488It does lead me to wonder how they became in a relationship in the first place.
>>84952468I miss when I worked at a dealership it didn't pay as much but where I work now is just so serious but there I just had to not fuck up too much and then I could just talk to the clients as much as I wanted and the salesmen did basically all the work and I basically just said hi and get coffee and then talk to people and I'm really shy in my normal life but when I was working there I wasn't shy at all I was super friendly and everyone loved me
Why are you considering talking to girls
>>84952468I work in a workplace of mostly women; some days, it can be just me and a whole bunch of women, though there's usually at least one other man present- though he has a completely different (and higher position) than all of the rest of us. I'm also the youngest man, and the only man who is both not married nor actively seeing anyone. (Luckily they all trust me well enough which I thank the Lord for every day.)Most of the women there are older than me, but there's two that are around my age (18-25), and they know that I'm single. They both of course have boyfriends, but they also both like pointing out cute young women to me since the job is technically customer service and we get a good few that come in regularly. They will often make comments like "oh, she was smiling so much at you!" or "did you see the way she was enthusiastically nodding at you?" and think I should ask out that girl next time I see her. Every time, that lady usually comes in with her boyfriend at some other point. Without fail.Of course not 100% of them are star-strikingly beautiful, but almost all of the ones my coworkers try to tease me about do have genuinely nice personalities that I would have loved to get to know better. But I'm short, skinny but fit (not much muscle mass but almost no fat), and I already pay for both my deadbeat parents (because the housing market is so bad that I'm better off paying their mortgage than finding my own place by multiple hundreds of dollars a month).If my coworkers find me a good woman, I'll gladly take it. But every single one of their suggestions has been a dud. I'm glad I don't ask if those women who come in are single because I could very quickly jeopardise my job if I did.So, yea. I get your statement perfectly. Weird world out there.
How many of you are misunderstood geniuses?Tell r9k an idea /concept that most of r9k doesn't have capacity to understand >there's no self
>>84952455>What we call things aren't things just objects
>>84952477Sorry for being verblet but here's an example >You exist and maybe your name is mat>from day your born to now you were called mat by people >but what part of body is mat actually?All of your cells for few exceptions have been changed. Your brain is constantly changing due to environment, your values and beliefs change with age. But what makes mar actually? For everything he has changed, and everything he mostly identifies with him aren't of his isn't idea
>>84952310I dunno I think Heisenberg's uncertainty principles and plank length/plank time is probably an example of something hard to explain.
>>84952502well if the answer to your questions is "there is no sense of self" then refer to my earlier reply>>84952409we're just back where we started
>>84952576sorry I misquoted I didn't mean "there is no sense of self" I meant "there is no self"
I keep getting crushes on anons to the point where I can recognise them from their typing style. Sometimes I find the chance to talk in a thread with them for a bit, but eventually they stop replying and it breaks my heart. I dont want to be the attention whore fembot to ask them for discord, so I just admire from afar. Is this a common robot problem or is it just fully over for me? I dont know if it can get worse than this
When will a femanon fall in love with my typing
>>84947647>I keep getting crushes on anons to the point where I can recognise them from their typing style.I have a distinctive typing style and yet I strongly doubt I've ever been recognized by you or anyone else.It's not all bad, of course. It's almost a superpower to perpetually be this irrelevant to everyone while still deviating from the norm.
>>84950692I already replied here>>84947667and yes I have not been using r9k today
>>84947647This is obvious attention bait. Please disappear foid
>>84952493Have you decided if youre ready for immediate marriage yet anon? Ive been waiting for you but I know youre in demand so ill wait for my turn
the only positive trait i naturally have is my hair on account of being greeki have nice clear skin but thats not natural to me and ive only had that since trooning outim well read and come of smart but who really cares about if i can explain soviet history in excruciating detaili hate my height especially since trooning bcuz im 6 1 and its a reminder of the moid that was there beforehow about you guys
>>84952286>i dont rlly have any long term goalsyou should get some, like ASAP. doesn't mean today, or in the next week, but you'd be better off doing it sooner or later. things are already stacked against you, being trans and the rest. should your parents die (knock on wood), what options would you have? you don't have to answer that, but it's meant to get you to genuinely think of an answer. you just said yourself you'd want to move to OR, so you have some sense of what a better life would be. it's very easy to squander your time and smoke the weeds when you're 20, but a decade comes by sooner than you know it. ask yourself: would you be happy to be 30, still living with your parents, with no job?
>>84952314>would you be happy to be 30, still living with your parents, with no job?no not at allim not even happy living like this nowi want work i want friends i want to live but i live in a tiny tiny town of 1800 people and everything is family owned here and i have never been welcomedsounds like larp but im serious since childhood when we moved here the people never eased up on my family or anythingtheres one actual corporation here and its a dairy queen and i worked there but they let me go cuz of overstaffing and im basically fucked in a cornermy somewhat plan if my parents died was just rope but i dont want that i genuinely want to do things i have stuff i want to do and see like my interest in politics but its essentially a no use case as long as im here
>>84952359well you would obviously know better than me what immediate local options are available, but if there's legitimately nothing, the next best thing would be to find an entry-level job online. though your chances of finding such a job would be better if you had a GED. I don't really have that much knowledge in that regard, but perhaps there are GED programs which are good at also getting people jobs immediately following certification. perhaps you could look into such a program. and perhaps there are such or similar programs which can help you with housing and the like. again, if you are trans, perhaps there are particular funds you could get for exactly that.but whatever you do in the short term, base it on your long-term goals. you're interested in politics, you have a knack for talking about it, consider and look into what you could do with that. but with that - as with anything, if I could further give you unsolicited advice - I would also say try to be optimistic. things don't have to be "perfect", you don't have to find the "perfect" career where you're 100% always fulfilled - and perhaps none such exists - but, even you've said, something in that direction would be better than being, say, 30, living with your parents, in your small town, with no job. there are also different methods/activities you can do to clearly map out, say, a 5-10 year plan, so perhaps look into that too.>my somewhat plan if my parents died was just rope but i dont want thatyeah please never do that. obv I'm some random guy to whom you have no relation and we probably don't have much in common anyways, but no one in their right mind kills themselves. I hope you never do that.
>>84952424my family always nags me to look into ged stuff and i might idkim good at doing things once i start but starting is really scaryive got a few beers tho right now so im either gonna turn my brain off or freak out n maybe change something idk lelthanks for all the advice anon
>>84952507no worries. all the best anon
I think modern mainstream social media social media was a major mistake I think it is causing widespread psychological distress in levels we have never seen before in society because of how fast information is communicated people are addicted to this distress the algorithms are curated to keep you engaged and addicted for profit for as long as possible and the way they do that and they figured out how is by keeping you addicted to negativity in creating new negativity social media I think could have been an amazing thing an amazing tool but it isn't it is causing so much harm to people to their minds to their well-being and it should be stopped but it won't so I stay here on this forum because I like it it is crappy and dead as it is at least it isn't an algorithm trying to keep me engaged at least there are real people on here that can share their thoughts freely and present themselves in an authentic manner behind anonymity
once you are enlightened everything is an afterthought like it takes society years to catch up to some bs from your enlightened mind
>>84952153it's all because of normies, smartphones ruined everything
My future wife will be subjected to daily butthole inspections. She will be required to spread her stinky foid hole for me to sniff and play with.
>>84952055>gay buttsex is homosexual Uh yeah thats kinda redundant you fucking retard. Good thing we are discussing girl butt in this thread.
>>84952289>you are probably gay buttsex is strictly homosexualHoly fuck learn to read retard
>>84952298Learnt to write retard. Your run on sentence is ambiguous. There is nothing gay about liking girl butt.
>>84950816yes. it would help if she was visibly wet and aroused/puffy. but seeing this gives me a very primitive urge to push my cock inside
>>84950918>some other girls have told me or just talked about trying anal as some horrible crime or something inhumanly painful and sometimes they only do as a favour to their manwomen say a lot of stupid shit. my ex enjoyed anal, especially being double stuffed with a dildo in her ass and me fucking her pussy. she said it was the most intense and satisfying sex she ever had. she wistfully talked about that night even years later and told me she would get wet just thinking about it. after i broke up with her she went around saying i basically coerced and assaulted her and she never liked any of it
do you want to fall in love and be with a girl because you idolize romance or do you want that just because your life is boring
>>84952072The latter, and for moral support and economic efficiency.
>>84952072It's because I'm selfish
>>84952072I guess boredom to a large extent. I don't see anything wrong with that though. It's fun to do stuff together.
>>84952072I idealize romance and have severe abandonment issues having a girl to simp for make me feel safe and gives my life meaning (something to think about 24/7)
>>84952072>fall in loveI dont recommend it desu, its kinda messed up to have em hold your heart hostagegive me sex/lust everytim
>mom is hogging the only TV in the fucking house to watch a 7-hour-long YouTube video of AI generated talking babies telling lame ass jokes accompanied by canned sitcom laughter again
>>84952104AI videos on YouTube playing in the living room tv and boomers go together like peanut butter and jelly.Seriously though.How do old fags watch this shit.
>>84952104>mom is hogging the only TV in the fucking house to watch a 7-hour-long kendrick lamar music video compilation again
>>84952402white people never cease to fascinate me
>>84952399for my mom it's hour-long videos about Barack Obama where an ai voice narrates a ChatGPT-generated story that Definitely Happened while a slideshow of photos of Barack Obama plays
>>84952439Lol my boomer dad plays shit like this.
Well, how did you spend your summer robots? Did you also go to Paris with your cute Chinese wife, or were you busy getting rejected by women?
>>84952326I hate the world, and I hate women, because I'm somehow getting mogged by a 4' Indian dwarf, who deserves nothing but the same as himself. I'll always resent women for this.
Their child will say>watchu tarkin abouto wirris
How do I tell if something is a real concern or a (undiagnosed) OCD thought
>>84951767check out cognitive behavioral therapy. It's good at providing methods to examine thoughts and understand how bad they really are.
>>84951841Isn't the same for normal thoughts of concern?
>>84951812I don't see it really it all feels the same
>>84951767This thread made me realize I might have OCD kek.I'll literally stay up all night thinking I'm having a heart attack even though I know it's just acid reflux
It is sad and anxiety inducing
