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All you had to do was be good at sports when you were a teenager, and this would've been every weekend for you.

Instead you were inside playing games and watching people stream.
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>>82957829
I don't think playing sports guarantees a big cock.
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>>82961236
Sure, but two sports is just because they can pick the one they're better at later. Double the chance of success. All successful athletes started like this.
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>>82957829
Megan Sage and Lily Rader, two of my favourite porn stars.
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>>82957829
I got this for being into Anime. I mean sure, not cheerleaders, but still multiple weeb girls
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>>82957829

You don't even have to be good. There is no roster cap for high school football. Unless you're in Texas you're all but guaranteed to make varsity if you show up. You can't make a team out of 1% talent when your varsity roster is 10-20% the Junior/Senior males.

>>82961236

You don't need to be an outlier to make varsity. The varsity letter itself is a glorified participation trophy, except it gets your dick sucked. 7% of high school players get a D1 offer. It's around 1 in 400 to make the NFL, so you'll need a little bit of good fortune there.

>>82961281

You only need (American) football. The genetic advantages are too significant in other sports, and the rosters are too small. It's also the only sport with a worthwhile social advantage in the US.

STOP PICKING YOUR FUCKING BELLYBUTTON
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>>82961637
But there's a scab that tastes really good

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If the Buddhists are right and each life shapes the quality of your next one through karma and rebirth, then it's pretty clear we've all failed miserably in every life we've been given, and now we're failing this one too
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Not all Buddhism believes in rebirth/reincarnation. The original Buddhism didn't, iirc.
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>>82961342
that's the stupidest fucking thing i've ever read on this entire website, please leave and just fuck off entirely
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what's with all the Ellie posting lately?
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>>82960043
I would very much like to have sex with Ellie. I image that she would be very timid on account of her professed lesbianism. Maybe she wouldn't, and would instead put on a brave face and dive into it, eager to prove that she's not the type to get worked up over these things. Whatever the case may be, I imagine that it would be a heavenly experience, even though in all likelihood my performance would be lacking on account of my inexperience. I'd try my best to make the experience as accommodating for her as possible - ample washing and grooming beforehand, reassuring her, and perhaps even performing cunnilingus even though I find the act utterly repulsive. All in all, this is a major goal of mine, in fact it's really the only thing that drives me to keep going. Not sure about Buddha.
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>>82961319
You can actually earn naraka for many sins including theft or homosexuality, although it differs between specific sects. In Mahayana, it is understood that doing the ghay results in unfathomable tortures.
Interestingly, the wikipedia article for naraka avoids saying this an ignores the reputable Matsunaga source solely for this one statement:
>Another hell is the Region of Many Suffering and Anguish where men who committed homosexual rape are reborn. These men are embraced by figures of the people who they molested. After being incinerated in this manner, they revive and in fear they attempt to flee just to fall off a cliff, ending up being consumed by birds with flaming beaks and foxes.
Both names (Hell of Many Pains and Region of Many Suffering and Anguish are translations of the same). See pic related for the source the Wikipedia article avoids quoting for this one passage despite quoting Matsunaga right before and after.

Anyway there's a lot you can do to be tormented for unfathomable times.

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Why is their a religious revival
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>>82961284
>A bunch of people fell for the "you can get a gf at church" meme
soillennials actually got a gf/wife at church
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>>82961276
Read properly, that's among the people who go to church in the first place. It's not showing which generation attends more in total numbers, just the churchgoing habits of the ones who attend. You can easily have a much larger amount of boomers than zoomers going to church while having those fewer zoomers attend more regularly.
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>>82960658
This is a 100% made-up clickbait article.

Zoomers are not becoming Christcucks.
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>>82960814
>uneducated rural poorfags
I guarantee you those rural tards are smarter than most people with PhD, unironically. At least those tards know how to plant stuff, meanwhile most intelectuals are massive retards that are wrong about their own field of expertise
t. someone that visited farms quite a lot and went to "highbrow" college
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>>82960658
Because the zoomer's cultural landscape is virtual, sterile, and barren. No real substance or novelty. Thus they dress in the aesthetics of times gone by. It's fashion. You ever talk to a zoomer? They reflect the emptiness they were raised in in everything. Very few of these Christian tradcath types actually care about the divine or have any concept of mystical experiences or having a direct relationship with God. It's just a means to feel superior morally to others. A means to be higher in the social hierarchy. This is all they know and understand having been raised in the age of social media presence. The character they play in social media needs a reason for its condescension to other social media characters.

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The AmeriKKKan empire is collapsing. They cant even afford to pay their own child killer veterans LOL

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Did you ever have a really attractive schoolteacher?
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>>82957820
yes, a really hot petite spanish teacher who looked like she just graduated teaching school yesterday and found immediate work, not like the other teachers who were all hags (and not in the hot zoomer way). One day i was so busy imagining being all up in them guts that a little precum seaped out. thankfully not so much as to stain my pants. that's when i learnt to save thoughts for bed :>
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>>82957820
My first grade or 2nd grade teacher always wore short skirts and tight shirts to school and would flash us.

I loved it as a kid but now that I'm an adult, it's really funny how many women get to get away with being pedophiles
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>>82960023
Every "Christian" girl I've met has been the biggest turbo slut in the world.

It feels like we exist just to suffer sometimes
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>>82960399
>AAAAHHH THIS HOT CHICK IS FLASHING HER TITS AND THIGHS AAAAAAA I AM GOING INSANEEE
you so fucking stupid that there are no words to describe it in its entirety
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>>82957820
Yes, probably part of the reason I've always been attracted to older women.

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This is why Asian girls have bangs
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>>82961338
i wish i had a asian gf like that
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>>82961338
Bitches will hyperfocus on one perceived flaw that no one else cares about and let it depress them
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>>82961338
>This is why Asian girls have bangs
since when do asians have a widows peak?
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>I... I have a hairline with the slightest flaw.... I'm such an unlovable femcel...
>by the way, h-here's my patreon, onlyfans and throne account incel-kun... nobody friggin' loves me...
>uhmm what was it, oh yeah, it's so over for me...
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>>82961467
She's sad about the small bald spat.

I wish I lived in a drug free community. There's nothing worse than stepping outside and having these mfs shouting at you for no reason. They act like such victims too when people don't put up with them.
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Adding to my op, casinos and nicotine / weed are also harmful, but the effects take longer to harm you. They are equally as negative as drug abuse.

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It's just so horrific that it's almost comically nightmarish. What the fuck is this? You get one life and it had to be this. Everything that gives people meaning is automatically off the table. "Happiness is only real when shared", well guess what lol you've been assigned to lifelong isolation. No matter how much you try masking it, people will always be able to tell there's something wrong with you and they hate you for it. And unlike women you're granted no sympathy, no one finds it "cute" when a man is socially awkward nor if he's socially anxious from lifelong abuse. Instead you're seen as inherently disgusting and creepy, someone worthy of further abuse.
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>>82961453
It isn't about being a nerd, but about social status and how it hinders you.

There some autists who manage to get friends and even gfs, and there are also some neurotypicals who manage to get none.
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>>82961551
I mean getting no bitches did nothing to prevent me from having nerd friends, many of which also didn't get laid, and even some of the ones who did were painfully aware that they were fuckups nonetheless. If you're around people who even think in terms of "social status" with other dorks then you're either doing it wrong or got unlucky.
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>>82961570
Social status is a thing for everyone, unless everyone is in the same boat as you (which it isn't my case, I've never met another khhv in real life), at that point they only stop caring only because they never stood a chance.

Give them a little taste of being socially desirable and anyone would succumb.
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>>82961216
Same, but AvPD
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>>82961216
Ya life as a man is hard your suffering isn't unique. Autism is just the dysfunction from having abusive dumb parents. Either try to do something about it or get used to the suffering it's no different for you than any other man. Only females get enabled and carried through life that's why you faggots keep trying to troon out and pretend to be a girl.

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AIEEEEEEEEEEE THE CIA IS AFTER ME

This is exactly me, besides that I don't have a grandma

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hate it all you want, this is what the ideal relationship looks like

Why do girls unironically always go for the bullies? I know it's such a repeated thing that's been said over like thousands of times but at this point I'm so tired of this being true everywhere I go. Being genuinely someone that cares about other people I've found out that that's the worst image you can put up to a woman. The moment I stopped doing that one girl was sexually interested in me and not because I cared about her, I genuinely saw her as a disposable being and looked down on her. I even degraded her and insulted her father while she was having sex with me and I slapped her and left bite marks on her neck. But somehow after I ghosted her she tried really hard to get back with me. I hate this world, I hate that I had to do that and I hate that this is the kind of world we live in,

Then I met another girl and this time I actually treated he'd so kindly. I literally thought of her as wife material and treated her like an actual queen. She dumped me and started fucking with somebody else behind my back even though she never had sex with me. Fuck. I'm fucking done with this
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>>82960457
>I literally had my ex girlfriend send me some Instagram reel on how guys that have a distant relationship with their moms make bad boyfriends, she unironically sent that shit to me and I was obviously like wtf? That's why I regret ever opening up about anything
It was her avoiding accountability. Think of the kid with cookie crumbs all over his face saying he didn't eat the cookies from the cookie jar. Women HATE HATE HATE accountability. She is not responsible for anything shes done, it was you. Blaming oneself would require reflection, and that turns women into suicidal mode.
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>>82960495
>Every woman I've been with has had zero personality and hobbies, and just absorb mine while doing it terribly.
It's crazy when you look up your ex and in her playlist is the songs you used to play all the time. When she had literally no interest in that before.... im like wtf
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>>82960051
I love how women always deny this lmao.

Bitch, if being a good person would get you pussy, everyone would be a good person lol. Instead we have laws to oblige people to be good.
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>>82959755
Women aren't people. Good of you to differentiate between the two.
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>>82959869
>Just from this thread I can tell you don't see women as people
They really aren't. They're parasitic leeches that only get attached when they have something to gain.

it's kind of funny how offended people get when you call yourself attractive
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>>82961168
People don't get offended if you say that, they will however say

"ok."
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>>82961188
based on a real thread mate
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>>82961181
I understand that it would make you seethe but to me it's hysterical to see people lose their shit when they're finally confronted with reality
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calling yourself ugly when people find you attractive is also funny
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>>82961204
not everything is a fight bud

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Have you ever tried streaming? Still doing it, or did you call it quits?
I'm a Hikikomori so its just to keep me busy but already feeling burnout a bit from it
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>>82960720
I streamed pretty regularly from around 2020 to 2024, not so much this year
I made online friends for the first time, it was cool I guess
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>>82961356
>10 years ago I would also watch star craft matches live
You missed out on the golden age of the FGC. I can't go back to wasting my time with livestreams because there will never be any as good as NLBC/WNF were. And they were back to back on Wednesday nights, fuck. It felt like a super special event but happened every week. Now the scene has died out due to COVID and not having any good new games
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i used to be jealous of streamers, but now looking at what happen to mizkid dud has been on it for more than 10 years. ever since helping ice with a camera to making content himself.
All could be over if you try to make a girl more trad and get "cancelled" XD many such cases
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>>82960720
My voice is weird and would not fit the streaming vibe.
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>>82961565
>iron mouse has a weird voice
>emiru weird voice bc of house fire or some shit
a lot of ppl have weird voices, and sometimes might be even good bc it makes you stand out anon

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I just gooned for 6 hours and I think im about to go again
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>>82959190
You know a lot of people do that shit and they get erectile dysfunction right?
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>>82959210
Nothing a bit of nofap can't fix
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>>82959208
that's kinda normal from just fapping, it's like taking a shit, you take excess stuff out of your body
like what's to stay erect for or fap again to? your hand? and pixels on your screen? the images in your mind? there's no reason to go again, although i have "seasons" where i must fap several times a day, but otherwise i do it only once a day

if you lost all desire after 1 ejaculation while having sex with a hot chick however, then yeah, you might have a problem then
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>>82959190
nothing else to do in your spare time when you have no partner.
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>>82960189
facts, if im not working then its gooning and scroolling


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