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If both an asian girl and a black girl wanted to date you, and they were on the same level in looks, intelligence and personality, who would you choose?
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Trick question

If they were the same in looks then it literally doesn't matter who i pick
Imagine not wanting to colonize a black qt and having the most stable couple according to marriage statistics

Imagine wanting to produce an Elliot Rogers
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The black queen of course.
Black girl for sure.. Idk why but i find black queens so sexy..
Black girls are high test so they fuck like crazy that's why they're always pregnant.

Asians are shy and meek and usually have flat asses
>Date and not necessarily marry
Asian. If it's marry, my answer might be black.

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what's your plans for tomorrow, robots?
i'm going to shower, shave, light up the furnace (recently i do it the ecological way) and then practice some bass as we have our weekly jams in saturday
good night

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What is /r9k/ approved animu?
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the guy in the centre looks really cute
Bam the 25th is awesome (guy in the center) but Khun Aguero Agnes is my favorite (Blue hair guy)

If you haven't seen it go watch the first episode here: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/tower-of-god/videos

It became my absolute favorite Anime and fantasy-verse in general after just the first few episodes; plus it gets even better as you delve deeper into the lore of the Tower.
Post Edit: idk how you like to watch your Anime, personally I am a Sub watcher most of the time, but the Dub for this was too good to watch the sub imo.
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Kaifuku Jutsushi no Yarinaoshi/Redo of Healer - Episode 2 (Uncensored)

Protagonist gets tortured by a princess, however one day he manages to go back in time and redo stuff, eventually managing to rape the one who tortured him (OP's pic).

Extremely based.
Bam is best lad

Prove me wrong. Pro tip, you can't

let's say some mad scientist synthesized a zombie virus and somehow you got it. it is basically like the movies (28 days later and all that) it's transmitted by fluids so if the zombie bites you and their saliva gets in your blood stream you become a zombie. also they are rabid and try to bite people

you have it suspended in a liquid and all you have to do is pour it in someone's drink or food and they will eat it and become a zombie in like 1 hour, and then start infecting people. would you do it?

i probably would. but i would buy a lot of food and stuff, stock up hard and make my place zombie-proof. i'd run up my credit card debt, rent a really nice truck and all that because it wouldn't even matter.
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what if the zombies use an axe?
First I'll make sure that the zombie virus really kills all people. Then I would release a strain first in Africa and then in my home country.
But only if I was prepared for it.
You know, nice bunker/fortified house, food for a year or more.
Then, yes, release it and see it all burn.

Depending on how fast tptb reacted to it, it could be pretty hard to deal with.
Think about it.
Person get bitten, goes to the hospital.
Bites someone else. This person stays in the hospital or goes home, depending on the severity of the wound.
Meanwhile the original zombie is still roaming around and biting people.
Another one gets bitten and goes to a different hospital.
Unlike what >>61953163 says, unless you were willing to kill a shitload of people you couldn't just nuke it.
Unless you got to the point that there were more zombies than survivors, but by then it probably wouldn't be so localized anymore.

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they are too stupid to use tools like that
I remember in December 2019 when the media first started talking about covid, they were calling it the zombie virus.

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How the fuck do I cure my depression and anxiety if it's caused by a complete lack of romance and sex in my life? No woman wants a short, depressed, below average, lvl 23 wizard's apprentice, so I'm stuck in this endless loop. I could go to an escort right fucking now though and at least get the sex part out of the way.

I already tried therapy and SSRIs btw and they didn't help one bit.
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Confidence comes from repeititve success. He has to hustle and go out and find a method where he is comfortable with every part of courstship. Then he needs to become adaptable enough to persevere the road it takes to regularly fuck women. Its not for the weak willed or unskilled. Both those traits have to be removed for him to move forward. Only he could take responsibilty for himself
The only blue pilled fucktard here is you. Once you learn women are dimwits it becomes much easier to talk to them and manipulate their fragile emotions. If you don't change this defeatists blue women will walk all over your emotional tampon ass. They love decisive men who know what they want. Men who are competent enough to fuck. Its clear your too dumb take advantage of our cultures dumbing down of women. Most are slobs like men, especially the pretty ones. They don't need a church altar boi like you. Step aside kid. This can only be shared with logical, brave men. Not emotional wretches like you.
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Go cry to your mommy numale cunt cuck. Dumb men get pussy, short men get pussy, fat man get pussy,ugly men get pussy. Why because women aren't logical. They are prone to making mistakes repeatedly. Culturally it is ok for them to fuck men left and right. Only a weak minded purists fuck like you will remain alone.
I'm sorry you didn't have a dad to teach you of women being simpletons who if given sufficient stimuli will fuck anything. We live in a country filled to the brim with sluts. Your mother was one. Bastard nigger
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Why do you think that it is this way anon

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If you had to choose: would you rather be tall but have a small dick or be short and have a big dick?
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little with big dick.
but only if I'm cute regardless
I'm tall with a small dick and hate existing.
If the small dick is 4-5 inches, then tall.
If the small dick is under 4 inches, then short with a big dick.
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Make me full shota with a giant monster cock.
short with cute feminine penis please

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Why is 4chan more obsessed with schizophrenia than any other internet place I've been to?
more than 30% of us have it
You mean the spiritual condition that sets you free form this shitty world, and allows you to jump timelines and fall in love with inter-dimensional angels?

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what do bots think of the 1993 Geo Metro?
>fag ass american hatchbacks
>not picking the superior anglo Vauxhall Corsa or Ford Fiesta

Im thinking of asking every 9/10 I come across You want to be my girlfriend? Even if only 1/100 or 1/1000 say yes it would be worth it right? Instead of just not saying anything to girls ever.
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Nah dont want to get trapped by some 7/10. Would be easy cause I even got trapped by a 0/10 Asian girl.
double bag it even if she says she's on birth control or get snipped then?
Nah I mean trapped into a relationship. Its hard to dump a girl when it means you are then going to go years without pussy. Havent got pussy in over 3 years and even then it was an ugly Asian girl.
>if only 1/100 or 1/1000 say yes it would be worth it right?
Thats a big if.
Do it. And if you get a yes keep going. See how many you can stack up

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>day 7226
>still no shota robot bf that won't run away from me and will let me pamper and care for him in exchange for sloppy kisses and handholding
How do I go on anons?
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>tfw you are the shota bf of OPs dreams

im leaving the thread now goodbye
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No be more slutty and alluring learn how to flirt with your body.
>How do I go on anons?
If by shota you mean a 6'5 giga nigga, there's a possibility there.
I mean, compared to mountains I'm still tiny.
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Please live in Europe I will love you until the end of time
But I am a little chubby and have B cups, my body isn't alluring

do they get together or is Dagashi kashi just a shitty show where nothing happens

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I want to fuck a man in the ass.
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are you a girl yes or no
No sorry, Im craving cock in eastern eu
i want a big mcburger with fries without salt with a small root beer can you hook me up bro
if its not sex in the trash heap its not true bro sex
baka, there are no girls on the internet

Im so happy, life actually feels worth living again now that I dont need to fucking deal with the college scam.
Mommies gonna yell at me though, but fuck it.
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You should try being a firefighter or something.
I'm in firefighter academy and it's just tedious more than anything. Plus I get to go home everyday and once my actual real job starts I only work 10 days a month and get paid to sleep during that time.
>say you're immune to propaganda
>sign up for warmachine
this is legit and i mean textbook definition literally an oxymoron
Never thought about that, maybe when I flunk out of basic I can try that
There are so many jobs that are in the same vein as the military, but simply better.
I was once in the exact same position as you, but instead of joining the military I just powered through a got my associates degree. Look into it, the military should be a last resort for any somewhat intelligent man. It's certainly NOT the only path.
Also, if you do try and become a firefighter, apply for a position in a place you'll actually want to live. Don't feel the need to only apply in the place you currently live. Like 1/3rd of the people in my academy are from out of state.
How many years strong are my fellow NEETs?

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why do my parents blame me for failing college when covid ruined the whole fucking thing? I was cruising with a 3.7 doing good and then I dropped my classes to C's while failing biology. Apparently it's my fault for finding no purpose in giving thousands of dollars a month to sit in a joke of a zoom call daily.
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In God I trust
The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

I love you devilkun

Basedth and SNEEDedth Pilled


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The buttocks are formed by the masses of the gluteal muscles or "glutes" (the gluteus maximus muscle and the gluteus medius muscle) superimposed by a layer of fat. The superior aspect of the buttock ends at the iliac crest, and the lower aspect is outlined by the horizontal gluteal crease. The gluteus maximus has two insertion points: 13 superior portion of the linea aspera of the femur, and the superior portion of the iliotibial tractus. The masses of the gluteus maximus muscle are separated by an intermediate intergluteal cleft or "crack" in which the anus is situated.
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Sounds like a sore bussy
fat by a mile because it jiggly and squeezable
If you're a guy, a large muscley ass, if you're a girl, a large fat ass
A big muscley ass that is also shapely like the one in op picture.
Lets settle this for once and for all, ass or boobs

For me 100% the ass.
Boobs are for babies

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