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I am very proud of my ps3 and DS collection. I still have to buy many more games but I am happy.

Tell me something you are proud of.
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good job I sold my original collection for some shekels
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>>84952057
I've always wanted to try learning old analog synths but alas, no money sigh
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>>84951576
Meanwhile Chad Thundercock is fertilizing the holes (yes all of them) of 15 foids every weekend
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>>84952111
1.) Acquire a firearm. Doesn't have to be loaded.
2.) Meet up with sellers of analog synths on eBay in public but remote locations.
3.) Present aforementioned firearm to seller.
4.) ???
5.) Return home with firearm, free synthesizer, and a complimentary wallet.
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The string >>84952161 occurs at position 15083979 in Pi. This string occurs 3 times in the first 200M digits of Pi,
counting from the first digit after the decimal point. The "3." is not counted.

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How do I find a discord gf that I can import to my costal elite city and cook food for me
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go on dating app and set your location to a third world country you will get much easier matches
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just remember that this is the kind of absolute loser that calls shit that's not jew york shitty or faggotfornia flyover country
sage goes in all fields

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Have your parents accepted they will never get grandkids anon?
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>>84952033
Luckily, I'm not an only child, so they have 3 grandkids already.
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I don't speak to my folks anymore.
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>>84952033
My mom tells me i shouldn't have kids because it's too much work. But I also feel like she secretly wants them
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>>84952033
I always told them I wasn't going to give them any
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>>84952033
My dad thinks I'm not ugly and will be able to get a girlfriend "somehow".

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Do European sleep naked right now due to the heatwave?
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>>84952029
I legit thought I was gonna die the other day, I swear it was so warm I could feel my heart giving out. Luckily downstairs wasn't as warm.

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wife's in the hospital for psychosis, i was at work and got calls from her and the police, she had the kids with her, saw a graffiti that said "trap" thought it was this guy from NYC that she's being talking to saying "I love you more than anything" to (i read all her emails with him last night) and thought he put a bomb in her car and my car, got the kids out of the car, went to 2 neighbors houses and bothered them, she was taking a fucking edible while i'm at work, I work every sat/sun inna psych ward, so I'm dealing with all this as i'm coming home from work, she's had permanent psychosis/delusions from edibles as well as cannabis hyperemesis syndrome from using it before so she knows she's absolutely not supposed to do this shit and she did it while i'm at work and she's supposed to be watching the kids, i'm fucking done man hahahaha
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>>84951348
>midwest

yes! she also has the cannabis hyperemesis syndrome where it makes them sick and throwing up like they're coming off heroin (pronounce hair-ron if you are cooL) and she knew this and did it anyway! and with our kids! lol!
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>>84951357
>kids
Well, at least it's not my ex then, lol.
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>>84951262
>people work in psychiatric facilities, it's a thing!
>people
anon, i...
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>>84951598
Yeah dude believe it or not, not everyone on here is unemployed
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>>84946982
>>84946988
Both of you should put a shotgun in your mouth

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Why do foids struggle so hard to accept they are designed for our comfort, pleasure, and satisfaction, as a support class spiritually built to worship us as lords by offering up their body and life as a sacrifice to us as we take care of them, which is to mimic our own relationship in worshipping God. I don't get what's so difficult about accepting your nature?

The entire point of sex is to make a man reach physical climactic pleasure and spray his seed in order to mark the female and store his genes in her so she can labour and generate offspring for him. And females receive pleasure simply seeing the man is happy as he climaxes. There's no real reason female orgasms exist other than to tempt and try women. It's a test to see if they will remain loyal to their subservient nature or seek to demonically pleasure themselves.
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>>84951996
IF that's all that men are good for, why was everything made by us and everything of actual use is still run by us?
Women literally are vessels for our jizz, that's how it is.

I don't know why you make it like it's a bad thing "You're projecting that--" Nothing in the OP is bad. Why is being female so offensive to you? Because you were raised in modern society in our education system telling you that you're a man too, well you're not. You're not a main character. You're a laundry folding foid.
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>>84951996
What is being implied with this picture? Is it that all the ugly autistic boys and girls are know that they have no value, and that's why they stick to masturbation in isolation?
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>>84952113
The difference is, the boys would do something if they were given a female to comfort them, it would encourage them to do more. Whereas the female in such a position will remain that way, or you know, jump from sucking one dick to the next to survive.
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>>84951686
Yes, 99% of civilisation had propaganda going for female inferiority. So what? The fact that foids still rebelled, always did, complained and cried over it endlessly clearly shows it is not in their nature. You need to constantly upkeep certain social institutions to keep them subservient. Once they have freedom, they won't do any of that shit. Because it is not their nature.
The nature of all human beings is absolutely the same, it is seeking autonomy, knowledge, self expression, and lots of resources. The only difference between sexes here is that men want to actually procreate while women don't really, they are fine being cucks and have someone else carry children for their tribe.
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>>84952123
Ooh yes, it was all just propaganda this whole time. Feminism is actually the natural way things should be. According to who?
And from a materialistic atheist view point there's never been ANY real argument for why men shouldn't just basically keep women as pets. Why not? Anything they can do we can do better.

And this idea of "foids have always rebelled! OOOOH the struggle throughout history, throughout HERstory! The countless bodies of subjugated women! They fought and died at the hands of evil men and their propaganda."
Nonsense. how many feminism rebellions have their been in history? You say it's "ALWAYS" happening, idiot, lying to yourself, do you believe your own lies? Feminism for the most part was accomplished in a few decades, if feminism was "constantly" "always" being pushed then why wasn't it common at all before the early 1900s. Hmm.

>Your MBTI type
>What is something from the last month you are proud of?
>(Optional) Is there anything you're not proud of in the same period of time?
>(Optional) Are you already feeling nostalgic for anything that isn't over?
>(Optional) Are you comfortable around INFJs?
>Secret: Have you seen a lovely sunset or sunrise recently?

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Anon's Guide to Jungian Typology
https://pastebin.com/XJvFYQzT

Easy Patcheezie's Rundown on Jung's Depth Psychology
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>>84944179
>for no reason.
lmao what a weird fucking cope.
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>>84951331
how is it a cope
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>>84950947
https://youtube.com/shorts/tgpxmuUFN3I
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>>84950851
Happy birthday in advance.
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>>84951820
>Happy birthday in advance
Thanks whipper snapper.

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Us short guys only option now.... is MIDGETS
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dick in mouth
feet in mouth
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>>84951851
>Us short guys only option now.... is MIDGETS
not enough midgets to go round
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>>84951851
she's considers a 6'5" man to be the bare minimum (and she WILL get him)
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>>84951851
Is sex with a dwarf girl that looks like this as hot and amazing as I imagine it

Gen Z tends to fall into vanity, idleness, hopelessness, and obsession with nostalgia because we recognize the crumbling rubble of the world falling around us.
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Nah, nigga. It is just a misinterpretation.

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Sorry KHHV, but this is real life. The sheltered offline guy gets the femanon.
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>>84952132
What about the sheltered online guy?

Getting into lolcow culture makes you realize that maybe Americans deserve to live in constant terror all while being oppressed by billionaires who hate them.

Any country that allows online retards to collectively harass and break down the mentally ill all while portraying themselves as heroes does not deserve to exist, let alone exist comfortably.
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It's good to have rich people to tax, I see no problem with it. I'm a practical nigger.
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>>84952100
Retard the rich don't pay anything
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>>84952115
The rich pay a lot, you can't be a nigger that sees things as class warfare you have to think like a roman governor you want things to go well for all the classes like in Caesar 3.
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>>84952091
I think lolcows are good because retards don't matter and torturing them provides catharsis to those of us who do.
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>>84952091
Americans do not concern ourselves with whatever you thirdies think of us

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>failed my ged math test for the 3rd time

I literally told everyone I would be a lawyer. I'm already 30 and time is running out.
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>I did not study properly and somehow I was trying to pass the test
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>>84952071
>"Hey everyone I'm going to be a lawyer"
>Can't even get his GED
xD
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Thanks for the perspective, I'm gonna sleep easy tonight
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>>84952071
I got my Bachelor's degree in 2 months from a state school. I'm not joking.
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>>84952116
How does that work? I thought there were minimums that had to be met in order to prevent this exact situation

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they are not liking the hip dip discourse kek
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>>84948679
Btw for anyone curious there were way more examples, these were just the first that came up minus a few satirical ones i left out. They are extremely mad.
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>>84948966
Uh oh the hiplet is sneeding
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>>84948679
I don't associate with women who use the Internet, problem solved
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>>84948797
I just thought those were out of shape fat femcels
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You lazy, evil bitches can easily cope with your misshapen hips by packing on muscle and being at the right bodyfat percentage on top of that, it's very easy. But you're too lazy and evil.

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>>you're so cute
>>you're such an amazing guy
>>you deserve so much
>>I like you a lot
>>I care about you
>>you're such an amazing guy
>>no other guy talks like you
>>I love it when you rant about things
>>I want to make you happy
>>you're such an amazing guy
>>you're so sweet
women start saying these things after about a week of talking to them but I can't tell if they just like giving compliments a lot.
I assumed they wanted to be friends because they never initiated anything or asked to be closer or anything.
usually they start off pretty friendly, almost like talking to a dude then after a few days to a week they start saying odd things like that.
femanons do you say stuff like this to your friends?

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>>84951916
lol wtf where did you find these guys
>>84951877
Women live in the present, they don't really stop to think about the future. So when they act committed it means they don't currently see a reason to leave. They also often just say things to feel good or avoid conflict without concern for the future revelation.
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>>84952070
One I met on discord, the other I met at a friends wedding.
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>>84952047
Yeah that just sounds like conflict avoidance to me
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>>84952065
well but there's people who are helpful and nice to me like you though
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>>84952108
I try my best like the rest of the few nice people on this board, but we are still all a bit jaded from the realities of life, whether femanon or anon, and make quite unreliable narrators. You seem like a nice guy anon so I hope you have more luck soon, finding the right person is the hardest part of it all


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