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All i can think about every moment of every day is how much i miss my late girlfriend
Nothing really brings me any enjoy or distracts me for long, i feel completely hollowed out by the pain of her absence, she was everything to me, i have no life without her
The only thing that makes me feel briefly better is thinking of how i can join her eventually and don't need to be alive like this for that long
Sorry for blogposting idk what the point of it was really, i just feel so alone
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>>85855535
it's a noble thought. to kill yourself to join your dead girlfriend. who can argue against? life sucks anyway. what else are you gonna do? live long enough to meet another girl? then it's all meaningless.
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>>85855606
>it's a noble thought
Absolutely.
>who can argue against?
I wouldn't dare doing so. I'm rooting for him.
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>>85855574
I know, it really felt like fate

>>85855606
That's kinda how i feel
I'm sadly not religious but i cling to the idea that maybe there is something after death anyway, the thought that she's really gone completely is just too terrible
I plan on writing in my will that i want to be on the same cemetery as her, i want to be with her there at least
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>>85855518
I take it she wasn't. Then there's no point in crying over her.
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>>85855656
>I know, it really felt like fate
You should have impregnated her, really.

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Is Jason an incel? He has mommy issues and kills Chads and Stacies having sex.
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There are a worryingly high amount of women irl who want to fuck him
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>>85855768
>tall
>stoic
>murderer
They pant and hump the pillow like dogs to the fantasy of slasher antagonists, not just Jason.
Paleolithic headed bitches
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>>85855760
Michael Myers is. When they did the book adaptation for the movie they gave the full backstory for how and why he is
>Ancient celtics 3000 years ago during Samhein
>Deformed Celt asks out druid princess stacy
>She rejects him
>Later that night deformed celt finds her fucking ancient celtic chad in the woods
>Kills them both
>Ancient druid shaman king curses his soul to repeatedly come back and recommit his horrible crime of killing sex havers

>God will never leave me nor forsake me
In the day of prosperity be joyful, but in the day of adversity consider: God also hath set the one over against the other, to the end that man should find nothing after him.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRXDYvpA020
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>>85849390
To that one anon: I did not forget.
https://youtu.be/3FwAg_0_xDc

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Discussions about dating apps are genuinely surreal when women join in. They unironically claim that getting lots of likes and matches is just as bad, or even worse than getting no likes and matches.
>Oh no, I have so much food available, but I don't want most of that food, I only want the most yummy food so I have to choose, this is literally worse than starving to death
Seriously what the fuck
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>>85853332
I know plenty of women irl. But they're in long term relationship so they don't use dating apps and are far less retarded.
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>>85853905
Well I did, your hypothetical was too open.
Indian pajeeta harem for me. Scammers for you.
You lost.
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>>85854471
Wow, that's... just like I said, actual people who actually have sex don't discuss these things and only terminally online permavirgins do.
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>>85854606
Have fun with your theoretical victory. It doesn't change the point that women are inundated with literal shit choices for partners so they're only slightly better off with having the option to pick through shit if they want to try to find someone decent.
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>>85855875
>women blah blah blah women blah blah
Kek who on this board cares?
I have a gf I love. If foids can't get chad tough shit I guess why don't you crusade for women where it's not a waste of time?

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ive been writing smut about my friends and putting it into chatgpt. this is better than anything i got on booktok.
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that's why ai needs laws because men like you do disgusting things with it I hope there at least 18 but it's still disgusting and wrong it's basically creating revenge porn of them and it should be illegal
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>>85854815
>revenge porn
how is it revenge porn? im not generating images. and how is it any different than me just writing smut? people have been writing spicy fanfic for a long time.
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>>85855495
it's just disgusting to do to, especially when it comes to people you care about. they would hate that you're doing that. sure they'll never find out, but it shows a certain lack of respect of their autonomy. Imagine if some gross fat mexican faggot was doing the same thing to you, would that be okay, just because you didn't know about it?

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That's a lie btw. Normies fuck all the time.
> 38 yo wizard
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>Erika Lust wants to excite you
Talk about nominative determinism
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>>85855639
true. They want to convince incels that everyone is in the same boat
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>>85855812
A huge percentage of men are. You are delusional if you think most guys are having sex. Most women are, left and right, especially in college you won't meet a virgin woman unless she's fat/ugly, but most guys are virgins/not living that kind of life and struggling. Depending on the size of the campus, the number of girls getting fucked is probably 40k+, but the number of guys enjoying them is like 1-2k. There's a massive disproportion. All those guys think sex is normal and are essentially the Reddit normies.
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>>85855639
The consequences of sex are not worth the trouble. I'm having plenty of sex, with a sex doll. Warmed up to 105 degrees through and through. Super soft tpe. And it's so much better than biological pussy it's amazing
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everyone is alone in their room on their phone or computer scrolling the internet, it's not some big mystery

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Halloween is on Saturday. All the normies in my college town are going to dress up, have fun, go out, and probably share their genitalia with one another. And I'll be spending it alone. I'm so aggrieved at my isolation and social incompetence.
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i know that feel man
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>>85854408
But just imagine you go to the cemetery only to see a whore bent over a grave getting filled in by a man you'd be lucky to call yourself half than, realizing it's your eternal fate to be left out from the only thing that makes life work living. I think I'll stay in and kill a bottle of Jameson
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>>85854379
I usually go out for a night walk during the weekend because there is no one to be seen at night, but now I'm afraid there will be people.
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>>85854408
I wish that were possible. I really do.
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>>85854379
yep
i couldve had a girl this halloween but she was weird and boring and fucking retarded
i wish i could find someone normal near me who was actually into me as a person

I don't like games that require critical thinking skills
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>>85855852
i dont like critical thinking in general

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>mfw they make your college dorm mate the Asian stemcel
Why are they like that?
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Do you remember getting molested as a kid to make you gay?
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the guy is too short I can't fap to this

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The sound of somebody tapping their computer keyboard too hard

The sight of an Indian man or a fat ugly indian woman

When said Indians are talking on the phone, so I hear their awful disgusting accent

The shrill voice of a Chinese woman (I don't hate Chinese people)

When a stranger touches me

Annoying repetitive sounds when I'm trying focus on something

The sound of the Spanish language
(I don't hate Hispanics)

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Y'know I sort of went down a homosexual rabbit hole because sometimes gay people will declare that gayness is normal and cite ancient societies like athens or rome.

They never mention that it was always condemned as a vice of wealthy old men raping juvenile slave boys. Is this on purpose? Lowkey I think 90% of homosexuals are abusive predators who want to prey on little boys
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Not always, not even really often. The old dudes were sucking each other off in the symposiums and stuff with no boys around. You are just propogating a right wing psyop that isn't rooted in anything.
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>>85855826
Nah kids arent masculine enough for real faggots
Real faggots would prefer a grown man with body hair and a bigger dick fucking them in the ass
Pederasts are just bisexual pedos attracted to their lack of masculine development

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What is it about Indian men that makes them so attractive?
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>>85855736
oh great time for the reverse racebait. itd be funny if this was the same OP as the other thread
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op is so funny because he posts and then leaves the thread. like he doesn't even respond to anything. lol haha why even post here? lol haha wouldn't it be funny if a bullet went through op's head?
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>>85855749
why are you so mean? masturbate to this indian
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ofc the racebaiting guy masturbates to indian men, why am I suprised
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Oh no no no no...Jeetbros, not like this...

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But I bet midget porn is still legal. Curious.
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>>85852685
>Incest porn banned in the UK
Because incest is illegal and you can't post porn of illegal activities. What are you, 5?
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>>85854824
The british government do not care about families or communities, they're owned by legitimately evil people
If they're pushing anti incest laws then there's a very bad reason behind it they're using as a cover.
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I think it's probably illegal to cast a midget as a child although I have seen videos like that so maybe it isn't.
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It's not even incest porn, it's that gay stepbro/stepsis bullshit where they explicitly say "We're not blood related so it's okay"
The whole thing is completely fucking pointless.
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>>85854878
OP is retarded and didn't explain it properly, but the law states that even if they're just pretending to be related, it's still illegal.
Honestly the UK is such a fucking joke it's beyond parody.

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me building anon's house
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>>85855078
For ME? Thanks man!
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>>85855078
can i get mine with no holes innit? cheers m8
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>>85855099
not a windows man eh?
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Wow thanks bro I needed a new place.
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>>85855652
Only plebs use windows

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let's put the kibosh on this. does a man need superhero shit to be well rounded? you know, a career that benefits humanity; outreach or volunteering or philanthropy; personal bests in athleticism or intellect... you know, superhero shit
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Anything done to benefit humanity is deeply immoral. Hard for some to understand, but you'll have to take me at my word. Or if helping is indeed such a good thing then please hold these puppies restrained for me while I pull their claws out one at a time using pliers.
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Well rounded implies many strengths. People can be well rounded in a modest way. A good lad who can take care of himself is well rounded


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