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Waifu epic fart and toot edition!
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Waifu noticing you're tired and deciding to go to bed earlier with you
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Spent this day reading and writing a lot, and even as I focused on helping my parents and putting myself on a programmer's mindset and describing other people and characters I kept thinking of what Klonoa would like to read about.
I came with the conclusion that he's more of a doing person, but wouldn't mind to sit down for some comics or fantasy books.
Waifu wishing you a goodnight with her gentle relaxing and pleasant voice
>Turns out the moon is actually made of cheese
>Hana eats the moon
>Environmental disaster
>Whole world seethes as I make sure she's getting enough fiber.
Mooning people with your waifu

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I wish Martians were real.

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Now that the dust has settled, who mogs?
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Which one is Lima?
Top left, shes like 40 now
All these bitches look the same, model beauty is so generic.
second row 3rd down

Jennifer connelly, by a close margin with palvin.

If so, why are you still alive? Are you hoping your life will have some kind of plot twist?
There are other things in life that aren't sex.
I don't think so.
Sex is the only actual biological goal in life.

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My mother just received the Pfizer Covid-19 vaccine and I am not joking, the spot where she got it is now magnetic. I can put small magnetic objects on it and can feel a weak magnetic pull, it's not her arm being sticky from sweat or anything, there is literally a magnetic pull in her arm. This sounds like a joke, but I swear to God it's true, I hadn't even heard of this effect beforehand. All her friends who got vaccinated also have the same magnetism, literally everyone I know who had it has that same effect now that I've checked. I looked this up online and literally all the top results online were articles that say something along the lines of "Fact Check: No, The Covid Vaccine Does Not Make You Magnetic You Stupid Conspiracy Theorists".
I knew there was something really shady about these vaccines, but now I'm 100% sure. Furthermore, I got a TBE vaccine from Pfizer recently and it had no such effects.
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source: my penis and butthole
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I've stopped caring whether or not the vaccine will kill people

If they die, they die
I can't tell if this actual anti-vaxx disinfo or meta-disinfo meant to make anti-vaxxers look stupid.
I took the pfizer shot and there's no magnetism at all
>meta-disinfo meant to make anti-vaxxers look stupid.
They don't need to do that. Anti-vaxxers make themselves look dumb enough on their own.

Anyone else here given up on women?
>Be me 26, graduated from college with a degree in electrical and electronic engineering
> Currently working in a statutory board doing land system/def tech related engineering works earning low six fig
> Own my own place w/mortgage & stable financial life
> Exercise ocassionally jogging & cycling mostly.
> Have a couple of "friends" who are coworkers
Despite all this being accomplished, having my shit together and being stable I legit cant get a gf. Honestly after searching for a gf for 5 years (I've had dates but nothing translated to a long term RS). I've decided to give up and am considering but have yet to actually date guys thinking about maybe trying to go out with a twink or femboy.

Anyone on r9k can impart some wisdom please?
women are temporarily

bradley ifv is forever
How do you look?

>Grow taller
>Get a nicer jawline
>exercise until you have hunter eyes

I hate myself so much
The realization of it always makes me cry
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Even if it's a fleeting sense of happiness, surround yourself with it as much as you can.
You'll be surprised how much better things get when you go out and socialize.
But I can't go out and socialize
I am too retarded or something
at this point you sound like a kid or a larper
Why do you think that
I am just to embarrassed to talk to people

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how does it feel knowing you will never experience love in your lifetime?
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The series would have been much better if he fucking killed her.
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I've accepted that some people are just meant to observe in life, not to partake, and I'm an observer.
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Like most in this board I'm still in denial, but with each passing year I accept it more. I'll give up when I turn 30.
Fine, actually. I'm an introvert and my lovey-dovey ideals of what a relationship is supposed be like conveniently leave out how exhausting it would be to be to live with another person on a day-to-day basis.

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just tried some heroin
Fuck its so amazing, its unironically over for me... right?
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Suppose I've never been high. What does heroin feel like in terms I can understand.
You're on the fast track to addiction then.
Get me some I need an escape from life
You're going to get addicted, if you're not already.

You won't be able to live without it. Your body will punish you, it will try to kill you if you don't have heroin.
If you can moderate yourself and have resets when the resistance to it is too high it's fine. moderate addiction is acceptable but you should ensure you're resistance to it isn't ruining your enjoyment. Keep the will to quit for a couple months to regain enjoyment.

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Come share your creative works ideas and projects in this thread
We had a good run with the last one let's try get another banger
All welcome
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Sounds great. Love the IDM sound. how did you do it?
The 24 hours mark has been reached.
NP, glad I could help. I liked that game a lot, especially for something I randomly discovered in a thread on here.
I'll see you guys next week.
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I sit down, set a section on the grid to loop in Reaper and shove stuff in and fiddle with knobs until I like it lel

I use stuff like DSK SynthDrums for kicks, Serum and other synths for other low end noises, then bounce any stuff I come up with to audio so I can sample it. Put reverb on some smaller hi freq noises to fill out space, then I just keep going until it's time for melodic stuff over the top of it I guess. Hats come in, hats go away etc. (RPS is my cheat code lately, really easy to build hi hat sequences).

A lot of the time I give up and turn these things into rap beats by half timing the snares and pitching the project down because it's easier to finish lel, but they're fun to jam over at least.
Every one of these half finished things I do, I scrub through the project and save samples from it. That way I can go into the next project and have production elements ready to go, and I don't have to feel guilty about taking other people's stuff or anything. Speeds up workflow.

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U should exporse urself to more cute things so u can be more happy and cute. For example I recommend animes like precure, love live, k-on, etc, and also I like going on pinterest and looking at cute desserts nd dresses when im chilling because it makes me happy. That's all lol.
I agree anone
I watched the new Love Live you posted lately I really like Kanon, Keke is a little annoying though.
Is very pretty anime, Love Live always makes me happy I even made a new friend who also likes it !!
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I used to love SOLs and idol stuff as a teenager.
Now I can't get into them anymore.
As I grew up, I probably grew more cynical and depressed, this stuff doesn't appeal to me anymore.
I have started to like stuff like Fist of The North Star instead.

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>be me on airbnb place
>clog toilet
>no plunger
>pour dishwashing soap on toilet
>wait 30 minutes
>flush it down with hot but not boiling water
>it goes down

I might as well become a plumber now ^_^;

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Is it over for January6cels?
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it was a fed plot. someone outta teach these boomers what a fed poster is.
But that wouldn't be hilaritycel
Alright, grumpycel
This is just another manifestation of the left's inability to meme.
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This is a little delusional, considering every feminist/marx student out there is memeing the fuck out of themselves and try to do it to everyone around them. Doesn't matter if you like it or not, the retardation continues. On both sides.

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What are your thoughts on this?
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Bump it up for cute boy
This is how the story ends: >>64698076.
It happens indirectly. Don't worry.
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Not official lore. (Im not the creator of this I just saved this image from a thread)
That's so cute. I love it.

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>the whole pro-fiction/anti-censorship vs. pro-censorship/anti-lewd/shipping war on twitter

lmao, what the fuck is even happen
Where are you seeing this? Is this a new thing?
the tumblr ban was many months ago, like 1,5 maybe even 2 years already
OP is hallucinating correlation to two different events that much predate mass-media era and is called puritanism and moralfagging

Why any of you faggots think twitter is a source is beyond me. Every retard gets a megaphone and yells their shitty opinions across the internet and people take it as gospel.

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