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Holy shit guys 2 girls just asked me to hangout what the fuck is going have I switched places with a chad.
How do I not fuck this up
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you'll fuck it up, because you're a fuck up and you will never change.
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it'll come naturally for you to fuck it up evidenced by the fact you're here on 4chan posting in r9k no less asking for advice on how not to fuck up, thus proving you're a total fuckup and a spaz too

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>wake up after 12 hours of sleep
>already tired and unmotivated
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>>51586636
Yah. We gonna need to get over this shit. Im sick an tired of being sick an tired
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>>51586636
sleeping too much ironically will make you tired and unmotivated, you need to cut down to about eight and half hours..
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You probably have an undiagnosed mental disorder. I had something similar. Turns out it was catatonia related to a disorder I had.
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YOU HAVE ZINC DEFICIENCY
Zinc deficiency is one of the most common nutritional deficiencies in the world, with over 2 billion people having it.


SYMPTOMS:
>Depression, anhedonia [hedonic tone]
>Lethargy
>Irritability
>Low test
>white tongue coating
>alopecia (thin and sparse hair)
>acne, xerosis (dry, scaling skin)
CAUSES:
>Jerking off (lowers zinc levels)
>High-phytate [phytic acid] foods, such as grains, nuts and legumes (robs your body of zinc)

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>>51587397
Are you serious pham? I have every one of those symptoms right now

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>Talking to a girl on tinder
>Everything is going fine.
>suddenly she unmatches randomly
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
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>>51586144
*stabs you'r neck*
Take that, newfag
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>>51586436
i have a stabproof neckbrace equipped retard. i counterattack and run you through with my Blessed Claymore of +1
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>>51585722
>Everything is going fine

Why are incels so oblivious? Are they even human?
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>>51586498
No, they are like the "proles" George Orwell warned us about in his seminal 1948 novel, Nineteen Eighty-Four.
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>>51585722
>Everything is going fine
lmao, obviously nothing was going fine, you fucking autist

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I really thought I wasn't just another orbiter to her. We shared so much personal stuff with each other and had so much in common.
What am I even supposed to reply to this??
>it doesn't even hurt, she said 'no offense'
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>>51578947
>There are girls that like romantic guys
Yeah they like daddies who make them eat their shit from their cocks and then they pat their heads as aftercare. This is romantic to your typical woman in current year.
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>>51582496
>unless you're like high value by just existing (some champion in something, high in her local hierarchy, rich, really good-looking or similar).
They get bored of that too, that's why it's completely pointless to chase looks/status/whatever if you're not a sociopath by nature so you can drop her when she gets bored and instantly replace her.

If you just want a normal equal relationship you're fucked no matter how high you are in any hierarchy.
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>>51576744
Is your name Ludwig? Ouch.
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>>51576744
lmaoing at your life right now Lucas
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>>51576744
oml. bro im sorry, just find a different girl shes obviously got some sort of mental disability if she only cares about public appereances instead of personality. you can find someone who likes you

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This is considered "Gamer Gurll xD" today.
Have luck ever finding, cute introvert kawaii Gam3r Grilll xD..
Bar is higher every day and you loser are not following pace with world.
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>>51583866
>Have luck ever finding, cute introvert kawaii Gam3r Grilll xD..
it was never possible, there was a 10:1 ratio of girls and most of those girls werent cute AND the cute ones always had normie boyfriends

trust me, the game was rigged from the start
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>>51583866
>browsing interpals in 2019
give up senpai
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>>51584724
This is the most retarded post I've read all month.
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>>51583866
>chess online
she's legit af senpai
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>>51583866
i fucking hate russians who play on euw like honestly fuck back of tio your own server stupid slavs

>be me
>autistic retard but somehow manage to get some acquiantances
>one of them insists I come celebrate his birthday with some other people at the beach
>drinking, weed, music all that stuff
>don't want to go but go anyway
>at some point all people are walking around dancing, talking, drinking and generally socializing
>i sit by myself sipping vodka straight from the bottle
>see some girl i recognized from school but didn't know her at all (i mean, she introduced herself to me slightly earlier but we weren't acquianted)
>tell her to sit next to me and we drink a little
>after we get drunk we start cuddling and holding hands
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>next day at school, lockers room
>she sees me and runs straight to me yelling my name and gives me a big ol hug
>soon we start a relationship
>feelsgood

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i was supposed to meet her this weekend but it seems like it's not gonna happen. haven't seen her in person since september. that was only ONCE in the past year and a half.

I honestly don't know if I should message her again and hope she won't ghost me this time or just drink myself to death or live the rest of my life in misery

she was literally the only person that ever seemed to understand me. i felt really comfortable around her. now most of my acquiantances i acquired by pretending to be a normie cunt DUDE WEED LMAO

anyone else in a similiar situation?
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>>51587250
Have u tried not being gay
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>>51587366
no, never had a chance to try it
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What kind of mental retardation do you have?
>>/adv/
You fucking normie.
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>>51587471
having slightly more than no social interaction doesn't make me a normie you retard
adv has shit advice i just wanted to whine here

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>Remember anon, it takes fewer muscles to smile than it does to frown!
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>>51585425
this level of wageslavery blows my mind
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>>51587091
>>51587263
Or say "Jeez, what an asshole" while he's right there.
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>>51587263
>Jeez, what an asshole.
>Ill have the chicken tenders please
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It takes fewer muscles to pull the trigger than it does to come to work.
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>>51583877
i used to work for walmart and it drove me up the wall that i wasn't emphasizing 'smiling and making eye contact' enough

who gives a shit

How come I can get erections when I masturbate but never when i'm with a girl?

Someone help I'm only 23. Is their like a psychological trick to make it work? Also I never get random boners anymore or morning wood.

Has anyone else beat this?
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>>51585659
You could be low T.

Have you ever taken antidepressants? They also kill your libido and it can take a long time to come back or never does.
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>guy who couldnt stay hard with girl more than once
>guy who hasnt came during sex
Is...this guy..a virgin still? Asking..for a uhh friend. Also, would you do the do with your own mother? Ofcourse, a friend wants to know, so I'm asking on his behalf.
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Could get hard with girls but it didn't feel pleasurable here
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>masturbate
there's your problem right there. break the addiction and only masturbate every two weeks.
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>>51585659
Porn. When your first sexual experiences were fapping in your room to porn, it shapes your sexuality in a way.

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EURO QT FEET GF
EURO QT FEET GF

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>office dress code says I have to wear shirts with collars
>wear t-shirts with hoodies
>no one dares speak to me about it
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>>51587437
Is that motherfucking Kyle Bosman?!
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>pretending you have a job
The absolute state of neets
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>>51587437
good job setting the management against you lol

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I haven't showered in 4 days

Who else here /stinky/?
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>>51587171
I don't want to put on dirty clothes after I shower.
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>>51587195
The way you worded it seemed like you rarely shower.
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>>51586992
>>51587121
>>51587174
How do you guys do it? My head gets terribly itchy after a week and I can't stand it.
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>>51586973
Yeah I've lost track.
>>51587257
Sometimes I can't go for too long for this reason. Depends on climate and hair length.
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i used to go two or more months at a time with barely any hygiene whatsoever

barely started brushing my teeth once shit got serious (lost one, and some bone loss on my upper jaw, my gums are probably going but they've still held out over the lats decade or so)

i'm better at it now though but
eh

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Feels good right? Gotta help those poor migrants, you have had your chance already and failed according to them, they would rather invest in muslim scum than in you.

How can you go on r9k and not be against MENA migration? Do you enjoy living in third world slums? Because that's where you will end up, that's where your governments want you.

What do you have to say for yourselves, I'm talking to people here who don't see how our countries are being infiltrated by scum and who allow it to happen.
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>>51587076
Anon, our home is in Heaven not earth.

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They ruined my dream and hooked me on drugs. What about you?
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>>51586906
Tell me the story, anon. I don't have much to do anymore anyways.
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>>51586492
Did you read his past threads? He was gonna kill himself to reincarnate as a girl, which is his "dream"

>>51586906
Is she BPD? We just got one of them saying shell kill herself and say her ex raped her in her goodbye note.
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>>51587202
no she didn't kill herself
she just made up all kinds of rumors and stories about me
didn't say i raped her or did any depraved shit
but the rumors still turned alot of people against me but she did blame her mental illnesses for her toxic manipulative whorish degenerate
behavior
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I can't wait till weed is legal here, having to go through scummy cunts and being fucked around sux.
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I was overshadowed by my "friend", made out to be a depressed loser/freak and then made fun of for being edgy and depressed.

Fun, I know.

OH NO NO
OH NO
NO NO NO
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>>51586958
Why would you warn people before doing something mister Logic?

It is venting.
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>>51583216
Wow. Only took 2 days, yet they let that Christchurch thing just happen.
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>>51583371
>There'd be no more white girls....
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>>51587106
He was emulating that guy who announced his shooting at that community college. Most likely trying to make an epic meme of himself like that guy did, too.

Why are you trying to make excuses for this little bastard?
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>>51581169
this so fucking much. We might as well move to Yuropooria, back it up boys, freedom is over.

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Posting a Woomy everyday until i get good at Splatoon 2
Day 38
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im going to complain every day until i get a woomy GF
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>nintendo
enjoy being a virgin manchild forever
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>>51587374
most nintendo owners are parents with children actually. you can believe whatever helps your insecurity though.
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>>51587398
>source: my ass
As if you are a parent. Hahahahahaha. Lmao.




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