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>God will never leave me nor forsake me
>he's focusing on what he doesn't have again.
God has already left you, all you have left is your faggot cult, dumb schizo
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I am very happy because the Lord has wrought miracles in my life, He has given life abundantly to me who never deserved to even be born once. Glory to the name of the Lord forever!
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Meme of the day 5/10/22
based christanon, thank you for lighting up my day

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This ugly fuck landed a 9/10 goth gf, What's your excuse?
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i'm not talking about dive bars lol. they are public businesses, these are not.
>If you're not into that kind of music
ill just pretend that i am like they do
ok thanks
>they are both ugly
And they are together. I thought ugly chicks only wanted Chad? r9k btfo'd
what score are you then?
"this ain't it chief" as they say

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>be me
>don't have a drinking problem
>sometimes drink half a beer and leave it on my office desk
>usually drink all a beer and leave it on the floor
>will come back the next night and finish the skunked beer
>anything older than that just sits there
>only come into my office to drink and game
>amassed a treasure trove of 8-ish cans, various flavours shapes and sizes
>get really drunk some nights, piss out my window in defiance
>never bother to close the bug screen, don't care plus the breeze feels nice
>get really sick, stuck in bed for a few days
>creep back into my office at night, resume the drinking and boot up max payne 3
>shoot brazilians for a few hours
>repeat until antibodies kick in
>back in the office at the crack of dawn, 2pm

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Include me in the screenshot for Twitter pls

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Nine portals open in front of you, each leading to a different parallel universe. You can live in one, and only one.
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I don't want my parents to pay more taxes for your stupid incel ass, retard
>None benefit me
>"What about the one that very obviously benefits you?"
Man, you sure are an uppity nigger, speak like a human being in the future, faggot, doubly so if you're actually white and speaking like a shitskin.
>porn is illegal
>except art porn
by far the stupidest one. where do you think porn artists get their references from?
Green or the yellow one appeal to me the most
Japans declining population is creating opportunities for all the people still there lower cost of living in houses etc with less demand
The yellow one is probably what I pick
Guaranteed income is basically what Im all about now use that build my life make some investments then when im stable or at least enjoyed life fly to the third world and have sex with Asian girls and enjoy life for a while

Why do my parents keep talking me up and praising me even though I am an abject failure at 27? They always talk about how smart I am and all these brains I got but I am miserable and dying inside
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Keep making excuses faggot.
It's not up to your parents to succeed for you.
They didn't even graduate high school, they're proud of you already.
Neither of my parents did either and my father didn't even care enough to be in my life.
Now, I'm making decent money as an engineer and moving up in society.
Stop wallowing and fuckign do something, I can only take this board in doses because of sadsacks like you.








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They taught me learned helplessness by refusing to teach me independence when i was 15 and now im 27 with no survival skills I went through so much debilating shit but now that im an adult I have to write that shit off like taxes because -you cant blame other people- but the worse thing that ever happened to me was the learned helplessness they gave me
You are literally a woman.
Have fun in this life when you have no spine to even stand for yourself
Parents are usually the last people that give up on you. Its normal, although sad.

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>her face when you ask her for her number

How do you escape this situation?
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I get really scared and cower before running away
let me kiss your stool please
Pretty sure a cop or two would be coming in 2 minutes, so hopefully they arrest me before this bitch stabs me or something

Yeah, I normally would complain about getting the cops called on me again, but she is scary enough to make me feel saved by being arrested, kek.
I wouldn't escape. I'd make her want to escape and have her bent over a table in no time.
I'd just laugh, compliment her appearance, then give her my number on a note, tell her to call me, and then I would walk off. As if some broad can get to me. She'd be begging me for cock if I tried. It's her loss, but I'm willing to give her a chance.

I fucked pic related bout two weeks ago in Tijuana

She choked me, scratched me, and bit me

She also sucked on my nipples

Either way, really clicked with this one, calls herself an otaku but shes just a normie girl that happens to like anime

Anyway, I'll be seeing her this week too

This shit can get you hooked
Life is short tho, right

For her it was 185 for 90 mins
I pounded for about 40 minutes and the rest we talked then we did a BJ and she sucked me off and then I jerked myself off while she was biting my ears and kissing my neck area

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My dad was flying around Korea and Thailand in the 70's.
He doesn't ask me about what I did in Tijuana, and I won't ask him what he did on "shore leave".
$2000/hr is a megastacy in Ottawa with all natural pawg ass, breasts, has an onlyfans, only fucks white men, and is full service. I considered once out of curiosity but stopped myself. I'm just giving an example. I wouldn't spend even $5 on the best hooker south america has to offer
>Only fucks white men

How much do you make to be able to afford 2k/hr? Hello a young leaf out.
I work 60-80 hours a week in East Asia as a manager of an engineering department and head engineer for a big company

I hate my life, want to leave my job every single day, get yelled at constantly by executive faggots who do nothing, and I'm addicted to taking opiates and amphetamines on the weekends, but being rich solves every other problem in life that I have and I know that the world is only going to get poorer and more fucked so trying to be prepared until then.

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Didn't wanna post here for years cuz I thought I could "make it", now I don't have much to live for. also rate ig
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I wonder what >>37842102 is about
I'm sorry... I was in a bad mood.
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/soc/ is for coomers
We all are fren
These are the people calling me nigger and faggot on my computer
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I mostly lurk so it wasn't me.

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>date fat girl with brown gums and a gut with walrus cheeks
>I'm a 8.5 /fit/ autist
>way out of her league
>wasnt into her at first and turned off having sex with her looking like fat guy with man tits when shes laying on her back
>and a fat sweat pussy
>her pussy was tight for a women that's "been around"
>keeps squeezing me out which pissed me off
>hard time cumming
>but she loved it
>she kept love bombing me the next day after with some comfy night chats
>keeps asking me to move in with her keeps talking about forever and I'm not going anywhere
>move in
>couple months in she becomes distant
>sex becomes non existant
>shes always angry picking arguements with me

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Dude, since you're 8.5 /fit/bro, fuck a decent woman. She will ruin your life too, but at least she doesn't have a fat skunk pussy + diabetes.
When I gave her covid shes tripled vax by the way she ended up in the hospital getting IV's because she doesnt have her vitamins or proper hydration. Shes a very picky eater and only likes chicken strips cheese burgers and fries was real repetitive cooking for her
>not supposed to feed 'em after midnight
cute post
>ITT fat fembot LARPs as desirable
Can hambeasts get chad?

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3 weeks in shes never coming back

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To Women,

I resent you because you deliberately, intentionally, overtly, and systemically tried to stigmatize and isolate young men, and you say that it has nothing to do with you and is not your problem to help fix. Kill yourself. You are shameless poison.


>Last Thread:
>Song of The Day:
>Haiku of The Night:
You're not even close
to realizing the wrongs
let alone right them

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l'm hideous

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Stuff that was 150 bucks before corona is now 500 bucks.
No matter what it is.
Absolutely everything you had in 2019 is now tripled in value.
That's fucked up man. My paycheck surely didnt triple and I cant buy these cool items.
What are the coolest keyboards + mice I could get?

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Anyone else depressed by how good Dan Salvato is at making video games?

You'd think coders are idiots but he created a video game that is legit alive and it even has amazing music.
The story goes so deep it keeps me up at night. Like, did Sayuri become sentient in the end but then Monaka killed her?
I wanna put Dan Salvato in a room with me FOREVER and talk to him about DOCKY DOCKY
Ddlc was shit, good thing it was free
How does Dan Salvato make money if he gives it for free and there are no ads?
DDLC was like:"nice, some youtubers are playing it so I don't have to..." and then "WTFFF IS THIS SHIT". Then, when the shock factor fades out, it's just an edgy dating sim.

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I keep jacking off to old nudes my ex sent me
Protip, never delete them or you'll regret it forever. You can get rid of everything in an attempt to forget someone, but you'll always end up regretting pitching the nudes.
>Share her nudes to some guys
>She finds out and gets pissed
>Breaks up with me
I will never get her back

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