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every fucking day I wish I was born decades sooner
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For me it's wishing I had never been born at all
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>>84027500
Now is the time to start plotting how to make sure that the boomer wealth transfer doesn't just go to corporations.
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>>84027521
good luck my parents are paying hundreds on subscriptions rather than just buying a hard drive
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>>84027540
Install Plex and told them that you upgraded their Netflix
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>>84027500
>I wish I was born decades sooner
I was born in the 70s, and I miss the last century now. So it doesn't help a lot.

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porn is reddit
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>>84027711
I'm unironically bored of porn. after 20 years of jacking off, I feel like I have cycled through every fetish I will ever have and am bored of all of them.

It doesn't help that I finally broke my dry spell last year and had regular unprotected sex for a few months before I fucked it up.
I'm done with porn, I just want raw pussy from now on. And I have never creampied a girl in my life so that is my immediate goal right now.

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How do we solve the problem of bitter, vindictive, backstabbing, lying criminal females (but I repeat myself) forming private group chats to destroy men's lives? I don't just mean this one case with the NASA engineer, I mean like, Tea app, "Are we dating the same guy", etc.

It doesn't seem like lawsuits are enough. And why is half the US wasting all this energy freaking out about a troon using a toilet which is like a 1 in 1 million situation, and not men being dragged through the dirt by foids, which happens quite often and there are never any consequences?

"Believe all women" was a disaster for humanity, no wonder so many men have just completely checked out and spend every night looking at porn and fucking their fleshlights.
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Dear mods, please remove this homosexual spam thread or move it to the containment board where it belongs >>>/lgbt/ (131 thread)

Thank you
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>>84027154
Quran already set up reasonable standards for this sort of allegations.
Three men eye witnesses.
Islam was right.

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is 22 too old to go back to college or will the other students see me as too old and not want to be my friend.
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>>84027623
well im 23 and never went to begin with, so im really fucked. Pretty sure I would've been too autistic to cultivate a social life there anyway, so, oh well.
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>>84027623
you might get a young gf!
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>>84027685
and then get murdered by a hoard of zoomer zombies for muh age gap pedo
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>>84027623
I went to college at 18 and had no friends. So I don't think that matters.
I also knew no one else's age, or even considered anyone to be appreciably older or younger (except in grad school), so I don't think that matters either.
I'm replying with a larger version of OP's image so that my post will have at least performed a service if my words have not.
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>>84027623
they probably wouldn't even know if you don't tell tell them
There's hardly a difference in appearance within that age range. You might want to act a little retarded though

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All women's underwear should be high legged panties. Anything that doesn't fully expose the thigh and half the ass is incredibly gay and shouldn't be made.

Hipster briefs and boyshorts need to be eradicated.
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>>84027557
High legs emphasise feminimity. Low rise lower the thigh cut off height and echo a man's waistline. Ergo: you are gay.
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>>84027612
high waist creates the illusion of hips that aren't there, low rise shows off the actual shape of her body. in fact, the lower rise the better, women should wear panties like picrel.
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>>84027439
oh, i meant i had lost the weight and was finally looking into underwear that isn't 5-for-$10 and sold in a plastic package which i had bought since childhood. glad you like your gf and her panties, anon. :)
>>84027541
the love between a chaser and their trannoid is holy and sacred
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>>84027642
Just go commando at that point, brother.
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>>84027642
May aswell be nude. Panties should be there to enhance nudity fashionably. Plus something about them riding up high and tight shows a classy boss bitch but at the same time an owned, dominated little bitch.

Fat women obviously hate fat men and fit men don't want bones. Isn't this the perfect couple?
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Dear mods, please remove this namefag spam thread or move it to the containment board where it belongs >>>/soc/ (97 thread)

Thank you
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>>84027276
How do I get a fit boyfriend though? The only men who want me are either fat and or skinny.
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>>84027276
>Fat women obviously hate fat men
Says who? I see fat couples all the time.
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>>84027590
Young couples? Old people usually get fat, but were likely normal in their youth, so it doesn't count.

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why is it always *plap plap plap* GET PREGNANT FEMBOT GET PREGNANT!!! *PLAP PLAP PLAP*
we have feelings too
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>>84026868
>*plap plap plap*
Maybe I'm strange but I never did that with a fembot.
Or with any female.
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>>84026868
>we have feelings too

Not really tho. Being so changeable it's like you really don't have feelings, you just perform them to get things from the people you're performing them for.
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>>84026868
Because you don't respond to anything else.
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>>84026868
>we have feelings too
feel it fembot, feel it deep in your soul
look at the cute baby photos, imagine the feeling of playing with a little human like you that you can dress up and shape to fit your ideals.
Tickling their belly and hearing the laughter, calling out "mommy stop, stop, hahahaha stoooooppp".
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I'm over here providing emotional support I got love in my heart right now I'm just confronting your shit I'll be helpful as fuck man I'm your friend like forreal

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Which of these handsome young men would you rather spend the day with? Why?
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Dear mods, please remove this homosexual spam thread or move it to the containment board where it belongs >>>/lgbt/ (134 thread)

Thank you

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Don't waste your time with the gym
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>>84025746
Tom Brady probably thought that before his wife cheated on him
You absolutely should get your ass in the gym
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>>84025837
I'm disabled, asshole
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>>84025746
>he thinks I lift for girls
Lol, lmao even.
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>>84026913
i assume most do at least at the start
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>>84025746
don't lift for other people, i love feeling the pump in my muscles and the feeling of not being flabby

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Fembrown, what is stopping you from having picrel in your life?
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>>84026228
buttfucking a brown beautiful baddie
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>>84023573
>>84024825
my husband would never call me nigger either, ur disgusting. kys niggerlover
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White women ITT: Jealous?
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Ive been in the south for almost a month and haven't fucked one n*gro yet. I did have an older toothless black woman mumble something about sex or prostitution while she was bumming my cigarettes yesterday
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>>84021792
i wasn't into any kind of black girls until i went clubbing with a cute mulatta, would desu

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How will the patriarchy recover from this mental assault?
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>>84026027
>If your value comes from the utility you provide, then what's your use case after they find cheaper labor for the same purpose?
that's what society thinks, not me
that's what most women and most other humans will evaluate you on if you are male. Almost all of them. pretty much nobody cares how good of a person you are or that you are very respectable or any other shit, it's just whatever you can produce or add to the equation and you must make a show of it too or it may as well not be happening
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>>84027457
>, not me
well, not many men, at least not initially
I assume a lot of guys out there think they might be considered something other than a mere resource unit for a period of their lives before reality sinks in
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>>84025971
i dont want to watch fucking 1 min long VIDEOS on this fucking board if you want to do your daily shitty ass patriarchy discourse atleast post a tweet or a reddit post dumbass faggot
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>>84025971
She needs her daily does of Big Black Cock and SSRIs to calm down.
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Anyone who thinks they're superior is huffing their own farts

I felt jealous of a book, I'm thinking a lot

I think reading a book is like making love to a person
I don't know what making love is like, but I think it's similar to reading a book.
I came to this conclusion because I was reading a novel that made me feel many things, and I couldn't live with the idea that someone else had read it and felt the same.
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>>84027544
She cute but she ain't the hapa girl I'm pining form
...and isn't that like getting offended by the fact somebody has the same waifu you have?
I personally couldn't care less if other people love the same fictional woman I love. Picrelated. I'm posting this particular pic only because I can't find a picture of her being perplexed right now.
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>>84027600
I forgot to attach the picture I meant to post, how silly of me.

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how far would you go to find a gf? pic rel is literally me. if you have a problem with this get out of my thread
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>>84026488
>if you are the kind to brainrot in bed all day and are unable to take care of children, for example.
You really think someone that disgusting would be doing anything else? You're retarded, also someone that gross should not be around children
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>>84026525
in my experience, most women are disgusting, leaving open rotting food containers all over the place and shit like that. But they still prioritize and take care of important things sometimes. I don't know what goes through their mind over this, but it is how it is. So yes, I believe it is possible. Another thing is habit. It's possible she's nasty due to habit forming. Maybe she has a full wfh job and plays vidya, never going out or talking to people, so why bother with cleanliness.
I didn't say it was highly likely, just possible.
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>>84026488
>>84026525
>>84026548
i'm not op and op only made this to post wordle. i was just pointing out this is the board for not camwhoring and theoretically for people who do not like camwhores. and yet every single day someone is posting something like this about there not being any excuse to not camwhore. just say tits or gtfo man
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>>84027395
Imagine if they actually did the wordle instead of.. whate er it is they do
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>>84027395
I'm >>84026525 why did you include my post?

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My parents screwed me over so badly.

When I was a baby, my dad would purposely starve me because he thought I was too fat and ate too much, not knowing that this would stunt my growth and overall development. It was bad enough that I was often the shortest kid in school and even shorter than the girls.

And it wasn't any better with my mom, she would feed me low-nutrition food and placed me on a vegan. I was so malnourished growing up that I developed telogen effluvium, which is basically when your hair starts to fall out everywhere. My nails were brittle and there were times when it would just fall off from running around or kicking a soccer ball.

Things got better as I grew older as I began to have more control over my diet. Most of the issues relating to being malnourished are gone now, but I never really fully recovered from it. I've been underweight my whole life and gaining weight is a struggle.

It angers me so much whenever I hear my mom criticize me for eating too much meat and not enough vegetables or my dad complaining about why I'm so short, not knowing that they caused all of this. They refuse to take any responsibilities for what they did and believe that it's all my fault for the way I ended up.
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>>84021325
Penis size? I was really skinny my whole childhood, ended up at 5'4 and 3.8 inches. At least I have a small fat pad so it's all visible :/
Pretty sure my dad's cock is average but idk
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>>84023417
Yeah, I'm trying to do that but it'll take a while and it's just really tough. I'm currently in college now and I'm hoping to get a job immediately after I graduate

>>84024783
> should pay for ruining their children's lives. Especially the parents who deny what they've done and place the blame on their children
I definitely agree. My parents are genuine assholes now that I keep thinking about it.

>>84024823
> how bad has it has to be to be 5'3??
I don't know, but I was also in and out the hospital frequently due to my overall environment. I remember a portion of my childhood being spent in the hospital and there was even an instance where I needed to be injected with a IV needle to get by. It wasn't a bag, but more like a big needle that just stayed on my hand to feed me nutrients

>>84025512
> severely malnourished to stunt your growth
I would say I somewhat was. But another thing that contributed to me being so short is that I was constantly sick also. Between those two issues, it likely stunted my growth heavily


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>>84025512
I

You probably just had really good nutrition as a baby though
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>>84021280
>as a boo-hoo for me I boo-hoo for me
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>>84027367
It's more complicated than that. He's still underdeveloped; just not in height specifically. He likely has a narrow skull, shoulders, etc. Probably "needed" his wisdom teeth removed as a child or braces or something

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what is the point of living after age 27 or 30? what is there to do? your body starts to age and can do nothing but just work work work and work. what do you anons plan to do when you get around that age, if suicide wasnt an option?
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>>84024333
A normal person usually has something they want to live for at that point like something they're passionate for, or someone they want to work for but yeah, otherwise it's just redundant work work work.
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>>84024333
>what is the point of living
Unless you've lived a 1% life, none. It's all inertia and irrational attachment to this world.

>your body starts to age and can do nothing but just work
Trueeeeeeee. But some people have lived such miserable unhealthy young adulthoods that our older years can become better in comparison. It's not that you're wrong, a man in his prime will always beat the same guy but older.

>what do you anons plan to do when you get around that age, if suicide wasnt an option?
I'm already that age, broski. Ahhhhh, idk man I never planned getting this old either. Generally speaking there are two meaningful directions your life can take past 30, there is route A. which means connections, love, growing network and social circle, etc and then there is route B. which is basically the opposite.

When a person becomes older and got route A, everything naturally becomes enhanced by that despite the undeniable cons of ageing, so it's all fine and you can live comfortably till death. The problem is nowadays more and more people are getting route B. Lack of connection and consequently "purpose" and "meaning" (im putting it in quotes because it is ultimately illusory, but for those who do end up killing themselves that doesn't matter, neither for those who live and die surrounded by loved ones). From B you have roughly speaking 3, maybe 4 subroutes. You've seen the meme of "guys only have 4 ways out of depression" and they're: B1 - God/Monk mode B2 - Fit/Self-improover B3 - Army and B4 - Le GF

I think in general, a man who went into B can turn do either of 3 things:
>internalize everything and seek wisdom and religiosity
>externalize pain and isolation through selfhatred and becoming what can only be thought of as a servant, the kind of people who live "to help others" for free lmao

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Sorry for the late reply, I ended up falling asleep. God I feel fucking miserable now though. Why the fuck did I give in to sleepiness. Urghh. I think I had a fever dream or something too, felt like I was in a different universe for a while. Wish I could have stayed there forever.

>>84024701
>around that age
Oh... right you did say 27 and 30. I guess fair enough then.

>people start to see you differently
Doesn't feel like that's a big deal to me since I'm pretty sure everyone sees me as a loser already... I guess there's a loser with potential vs. a permanent loser though. Still, you can at least try not to let other people's perception affect you I think. It really doesn't define what you can and can't do. Yes, even when it comes to social stuff.

>the same opportunities
I guess you don't but... what opportunities do you even want to have? To make friends? Yeah there's less, but they are still there. To find a good job? Again, you can always go back to school and learn something else and find a different job. Everything gets harder yes but nothing is out of reach I feel, though maybe I'm just a hopeless retard. And at least all the opportunities I find important are still there regardless of age I think. Stuff like creative expression, spiritual exploration, appreciating nature, engrossing yourself in various media, none of that has an age limit. Well, that last one maybe does start to get boring with time but I still think it's more about my/your depression than getting older itself, necessarily.
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Bumping this awesome thread hell yeah imageboards
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>what is the point of living after age 27 or 30?
The way I see it, there is no real reason to live, but people still live because they are searching for something. A solution, a state-of-being, a sensation, a reason or whatever. And if there's just work to one's life, even then he will be searching for something, for better days or happiness or something, unless he kill himself. I live under the impression that even some people who are suicidal are looking for something.
>what is there to do?
If there's absolutely nothing to do, then there's at least one thing: wait.


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