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Why is white girl music so good. Lady gaga, Taylor swift, Rihanna, Kesha, etc. The more of a crashout she is the better. There should be a scientific reason.
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>Why is white girl music so good
Ikr I cant help but OOOH OOOOOOH along to phoebe bridgers
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it's just western kpop for men. the songs are fun to listen to and put you in a fun mood. i don't think the lyrics are doing any good for anyone though. it makes me think about all of the immature women who thought it was acceptable to behave this way and lost themselves to a vicious cycle they could never sustain.
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They all have teams of the highest paid songwriters and producers in the industry
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>>80129373
Not a white girl but I also like Harry Styles. Similar energy
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>>80129373
Kek #We'reAllWhiteGirls

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Nothing would feel better than having a loving twink bf who dresses in girl clothes during sex...
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>>80129883
>>80130010
>when was the last time you saw one of these clips without an onlyfans watermark plastered over it
It's because you can't post porn on pornhub anymore without giving out the IDs of everyone involved. So nobody bothers to post legit amateur porn anymore.

But trust me this shit is still happening.
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>>80130059
there's a gazillion places besides pornhub to post your crossdresser porn
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>>80130039
You make a good point. If I knew them as as a twink and they lose that twink look, it would kind of ruin what made me attracted to them in the first place. Like if a woman had big boobs and decided to get reduction surgery but they decided to get a cups. Like, no thank you.
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>>80130065
Sure, but a ton of them require IDs now. Too much of a pain. Also people spam everything with OF in other spaces.
But still, doesn't mean it's not happening.
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Nothing would feel better than having a loving big muscular bf who manhandles me during sex...

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bedrotting with moid
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>>80129973
upping foid's meds
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>>80129973
Flatlander woman.
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>>80129973
>Schizo that needs glasses is gonna do surgery on me, and give me the Paz treatment..
I'm going to be dead before the bomb even gets in me.. Then you'll blow yourself up, guaranteed.. Also if you give me bed bugs I'm hosing you off out back in the snow. Stinky.
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There is a femcel foid who is the perfect fit for a robot moid browsing this board, maybe this very thread; Finding each other could make both of them the happiest they've ever been and they will never speak to each other.
It's like they're so close but infinitely far from each other at the same time.
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>>80129660
It's the rotational velocidensity changing the size of the file over time

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It's truly a cruel joke that the sexual appetite of the sexes are off balance. I'm convinced that if the average level male and female libidos switched overnight we'd have a utopia on earth for a year until things equalized again.
>The rampant sexualization and objectification of women
>mtf trannies pretending to be girls are much more common than pooners
>the greater internet is obsessed with cute anime girls.
>Males use female avatars in games or online
>never see women using male avatars or profile pictures for eyecandy
The male form is almost an afterthought, even the futa fetishists only care about cocks, crudely slapping them onto female characters.
Male sexualization is only reserved for gay guys, and even them most gay guys go for femboys and traps. Barafags are getting more rare by the day.
The male or masculine physique has truly fallen out of vogue and it hurts.
I need to find me a
fujoshi who actually cares. Also I don't speak for all guys, but the two times I've been catcalled my entire life have made my day each time. Foids this is a sign to go out and catcall a dude you find physically attractive.
This may be the desperation talking, but imo I think society needs more creepy and pervy women.
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i can understand that feeling entirely. i think that's pretty fair. a lot of women are raised to believe being beggars and relying on others for everything is okay. i don't think it is, but it is pretty common. however, as a point, i do not think women's inclination to to this is baked into the world on a base level. many women do not wish to rely on men for varied reasons. the same way many men do not sexually harass women. it's just invisible.

women are manipulative by nature. we have to connive to survive, exactly because we are not able to beat men with violence. the healthy expression of that is a conniving wife giving her husband plans within which he can use his brute force most efficiently. it's a resource to be used to defend and preserve, just like violence, and just like violence, it is misused. female manipulation is what allows a small tribe to pretend to surrender to a larger invading force then poison all their food and kill them in their sleep, saving their village. it's cowardly, but women must be in a world like this. that's why we say "i have a boyfriend" even if it's a lie, because it's the safest tactical move.

i hate modern society too. life is hell. people are convinced to torture each other for personal gain with no reason to do so other than to create weakness among our collective so a minority can rule us with an uncaring iron fist.
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>>80129770
Not any of those anons. Really good points. I'll just settle with I hate life. I'm too tired for nuance these days.
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>>80129770
Can you help me understand this:
MOST men do not abuse violence
MOST women abuse manipulation

Why the disparity?
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>>80130012
the men who made the world made laws to control fellow men. violence is power. law is power, enforced by violence. it's fighting fire with fire.

women have been dealt with using socially entrenched manipulation. further, the nepotistic jewish billionaire pedophiles who run the world view women as playthings. we are to be toyed with. that's why women's fashion always varies insanely widely year to year, why the female ideal is always at the front of society, why women are always somehow in charge of social movements ever since we got rights. this was a grand plan. women have been lied to, made paranoid and isolated. the same way a manipulative man would isolate and undermine a woman to control her, it's happening on a grand scale. now we're meant to be so individualistic we are completely alone. ripe for the plucking. men are not playthings for those in power, unless you're manipulated too, thus faggots.

tldr; they want to be the ones to abuse their power over women, not the common man. it's a grand level cuck-rape. like berserk.
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>>80129770
this is a really interesting read femanon thanks for sharing. this puts a lot of things into perspective the way other schizo rants i've seen really can't.

frankly one of the worst things I glean from that post and what I see is this: The most vulgar and despicable men are the ones who often approach women the most, they're the ones who manage to still have the most sex and have the least respect for any higher ideals, but because they socialize the most due to having no actual sense of introspection and barely being ""human"" at any base level THEY'RE the ones that form social culture. When women think of men they think of the lowest-caste most disgusting brownoid lobotomized rapist because THAT'S who's approaching people the most in an age where most men who have sense and something to lose get paralyzed due to the permanence of ANY kind of approach these days.

Sorry for going on a tangent about that in particular, you said a lot of other valid things, but lately I've just been thinking about how the people who push the most change these days are the people who care the least. And it's infuriating to see that the men who get picked the most and who form women's views of men the most almost always tend to be people who don't even have a capacity for basic reasoning let alone seeing women as human, same way it's infuriating to know the richest people in the world these days aren't the ones who are the most intuitive and savvy like they would've been 100 years ago, instead millionaires are born every day from pretenders who beg for money and deliver nothing.

It makes me so, so angry. This modern world is a miracle, it's given us comfort, wealth, and choice beyond anything KINGS could've imagined just a couple hundred years ago, and it's wasted on a culture driven by people who want to leech off it from above and below and erode everything that made this age great. We're in a spiritual hell. I am full of wrath when all I ever desired was love.

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What if you got a gf but she forces you to fuck her three time a day and your dick gets really sore?
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its very difficult for me to jerk just 2 times a day
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>>80130146
If you turn down sex she'll cut off your dick with a Sukenari.
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>>80130132
id fuck her SIX times a day plus once anally
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>>80130173
I wish I was circumcised so I could do that.
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>>80130132
I'm multi-orgasmic, have dated girls like this and my gf is like this most of the time. It's pretty great. Ultimately though they usually get sore before me.

>>80130185
I'm uncut, it's not an issue.

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Anyone have a female dentist? Last time it felt like she literally finger fucked my mouth.
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>>80130106
that duck kind of looks like a banana
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>>80130106
that banana kind of looks like a duck
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>>80130160
>>80130192
banana peels used to be a genuine hazard

Ill start; The legend of the Cheese Bandit

>Be me, year 11
>Class of 2016
>A cheese single would appear in random places every now and then
>You'd open the bathroom door and there would be a cheese single there
>Nobody thought much of it until it started happening more frequently
>There was a cheese story nearly every day
>In the bathroom
>On the ceiling
>Often under the tables
>Text books with "you've been cheesed" written next to it
>Some were chucked onto a skylight
>Windshields in the car park
>The cheesing got so bad that they took all the Behaviourally Disabled children (I was one of them) into a room and searched all our bags

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>>80125315
Not exactly high school, but fuck it
>grade 9
>early for school one morning
>meet my teacher outside, she wanted to talk to me about something
>as we're standing there we hear yelling from around the corner
>"STOP! Hey-"
>6th grade boy sprints around the corner, blood all over his face and his hoodie
>wtf
>he runs straight into the arts teacher who just came out of the other building who grabs him and asks him what is going on
>"please let me go please let me go please let me go"
>female cop runs around the corner
>"Why are you running kid? I told you you're not in trouble"
>my teacher walks over to see what's happening
>cop asks for his name

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https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1i6oqwh/world_war_cheese/
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>>80129734
Those niggers always find a way to ruin things. I bet they're already leaking in here as we speak.
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>>80125315
The hookhanded teacher tried to fuck a girl when they took the senior trip to Germany
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>>80125415
So, jews then.

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Is it worth masturbating to fat women if you are a kissless virgin and most likely won't ever get sex?
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>>80129928
It's best to never jerk off.
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as long as they have large areolas, I'm in
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>>80129928
Yes fat women are hot
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>>80129968
Satanism is not.

Why are liberals so ableist? An autistic man makes an awkward gesture and they bully him for it.
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>>80128708
grimes was just as autistic as him
any autistic girls in the chat?
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>>80128559
>waving is alt-right
jfc the state of america these days...
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>MAGA is now trying to say your own eyes are lying to you rather than admit they were scammed
Cowards and rats
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>>80128559
>awkward gesture
He knew what he was doing.
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>>80128559
Nah he just thought he was slick. Real proof is in the ADL running to the defense of this pseudonigger because he's a big donor of theirs. Like always, jews get bought for actual elites to gain some semblance of "minority support".

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>Get first gf at 25 a few days ago
>Text daily
>Go 2-3 hours without hearing from her
>Panic
>Think she's ghosting me
>Start telling myself how it's better this way and i'm better off alone and shit like that
>She eventually texts
>Repeat
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It's called separation anxiety and it happens to me too. I can't give you any advice on it, and I'm pretty sure some of my relationships have been blown up because of it.

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Engaging/enchanting __awesome__ __imagination__!

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Ruby ate his fatass to death
This board is finally free
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>>80129157
Was he jewish?
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>>80129368
im going to date ami
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>>80129368
never had any abusive relationship like this when I started dating twink autistic men. get with the drift
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>>80129540
jewish + filipino
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>>80129823
how is it an abusive relationship when we are not dating

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PLEASE

STOP GASLIGHTING ME

please...
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>>80129839
keep your clothes on and go have a nice cup of tea. Do not read any further replies
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>so impervious to gaslighting the opps had to resort to "lying" to a bunch of online randos who can't even technically be lied to, convinced, brought to their side etc. because most people would take such tryhard LARPing at face value without the context that it's a sociopathic faggot weaponizing the exploits of anonymity and anonymous interactions with retarded easily impressionable zoomers and/or coomers
can't rel8

just don't get gaslighted and 'av a giggle at their desperation to sway others to their fragile false reality. It's literally that simple as
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>>80129839
you'd really enjoy my company and it would be worth the travel to visit me and it wouldn't be worth the travel to go back to where you came from.
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>>80129839
You are now madly in love with me.
>>80129837
Good morning gorgeous! Are you drinking water today? You were in my dreams again.
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>>80130077
>Good morning gorgeous! Are you drinking water today? You were in my dreams again.
u-uwu?!?

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Gained 15 kg in a year. In my defense it was a shit year and my parents basically engraved a food addiction in me. Feelsbadman
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go to bed hungry, wake up skinny
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>>80129880
>no one to blame but yourself
but there are other people involved, even though it is his responsibility. almost as if it is his responsibility but not his fault!
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>>80129964
So he's a faggot, akin to a woman or a child, looking for someone to blame for why he is choosing to eat like shit in the present day because his parents made him eat like shit when he was a kid. Is he the same 9 year old kid who has to depend on his parents to feed him?
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>>80129472
how'd you do that? I've lost 25 lbs since jan 1st by fasting.
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>get drunk
>eat steak and eggs
>???
>profit

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What's your favorite type of food? It's Mediterranean for me. I had dolmas, gyros, and falafel for dinner last night.
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>>80128020
Cold soups kinda hit so I fuck with that. Are you ruski, anon?
>>80129132
Faggot :^)
>>80129147
I differentiate pasta and kalamari from Mediterranean for sure but I also love that, good shit.
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>>80126694
Hard one to pick. I don't really have a certain kind of food i'd eat everyday. I'd probably go with mexican. Real mexican food as well, not just the phony watered down fast food. Mole, birria, arroz con frijoles, tamales, that kind of stuff.
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>>80126830
It looks like you can't spell
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>>80129522
I was born in Belarus, but have lived in the U.S for most of my life.
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I prefer meat instead of Indian food, which is just any food that contains plants. It's not for people!


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