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I wish I had an unrequited female oneitis so that at least suicide could be tragic and romanticI wish there was a woman other than my mother who would care if I diedHonestly the misery of seeing friends I had feelings for choose other men is nothing compared to the misery of being isolated with no friends and knowing no women
>>63565315You could easily get a fembot gf but you wont settle for less than a 7-8/10
>>63565315You could easily get TOPPED but you need to go on Grindr
>>63565468>You could easily get a fembot gf but you wont settle for less than a 7-8/10Not OP but I doubt that considering my mental condition even if nothing else
>>63565468There are no women on r9kAnd a so called gf you never meet is just LARP
>parents think i'm good with / know literally anything at all about computers because i spend my time on one
>>63565527Lots of networking guys swear by CBT Nuggets on youtube. a good way to learn is also just to mess around trying new things and taking the time to read. A good portion of computing is reading. a lot of IT stuff on youtube blows and you will eventually have to read. you should also take note of the history of computers as everything is built on top of old stuff.https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQVJk9oC5JKp_8F9LPa3Pv67boA80KLm1 is a tutorial on networking that might be useful.good luck.
>>63565865Thanks brobot! Being a NEET gives a lot of time to gain knowledge, so I might aswell seek it.
Why not cut down on ur time shitposting and learn a skill? like programming or graphic design or learning howt o draw stuff on coreldraw. Did you know south park chracters are made on coreldraw then aniamted in maya? give that a go. Just anything that can develop a skillset
I wish boomers were as good with computers as they are with TVs and smartphones.
>parents think i'm a computer genius>actually am naturally skilled with anything that has to do with computers>have extreme patience listening to old people badly explain what is pissing them off (ex: "all of a sudden this screen goddamn popped up and i clicked something, now it's all weird... is it a virus?")>fully understand how programming and logic works but know very little of actual programming languages without constantly looking stuff up>fix software/hardware issues all the time for coworkers, who also call me a "whiz" and other shit>...>don't have the degree or the required 4-5 year experience in a dedicated IT or programming jobWhoops! Can't get a job with all this experience and knowledge because it DOESN'T COUNT!Doesn't matter if I can easily pick up on anything by just doing it once or twice and not need to ask for help... I don't have the objective factual proof of my skills by paying $120K for a degree and interning for no money for years.Too bad, huh?
>"You sound really angry and frustrated anon, can you tell me why that is?"
>>63564802For one thing, I get really angry at the number of people who ask stupid fucking obvious questions.
>>63564802I'm not drunk right now
I am the cat here.
>>63565961Even if. Do you think a gf would magically fix all your problems?
>>63566038it would fix the problem of not having a gf. What kind of hyperbolic question is this, and why do dumb people keep asking it?
Your mother shat on your head when she gave birth to you.
i heard women often get enemas before giving birth so it's not that obvious, OP
>>63564527no t. tumor baby
>>63564527Imagine being a natural born shitheadt.C-section gang
>>63566053my mom fucking had her's on april 21st!!!! god should've been the day before, it's no fair
yes and she continued to make my life shitty throughout my childhood
Reminder about the two factor theory of emotion. Basically women feel a physical arousal, cognitively label it, then the result is the emotion they feel. That's why Chads are considered mysterious and losers are considered creepy.
the redpill is propaganda made by right wingers to lower your morale, you would be surprised at how what you consider truth is just a psychological attack that manifested in your mind in order to ruin your life because it was made by social Darwinist sociopaths
I'll start>virgin at 20 years and 2 months
>>63564571I haven't had sex in 8 years. I know I'm gonna get hate but it hurts. I'm sorry I fail at whatever I do.
>>63564571>virgin at 20 years and two monthswe are the same
>>63564571>virgin for 29years and6 months>never seen a naked women>never hold experienced hand holding>never got hugged>never kissedAt this point I can't even imagine myself being intimate with a woman.
>>63564571I lost my virginity two years ago>virgin until 18 years and 7 monthsI was convinced I was gonna be an incel until I got off my ass, fixed my hygiene, fixed my acne, started dressing nice, began looks-maxxing after winter ended in 2019 then a girl noticed me and we've been together ever since. It turns out being a teenager in USA means you're stuck in high school, can't have your own money, can't live your life. My HS cucked me from getting a driver's license. On the day I passed my driver's license driving test, I had my first date ever. Under-20 robots, know this. You can do it, no-one is stopping you. We will all be proud of you!
>>63564571I lost it at 21 years and 9 months but I got a blowjob from a beautiful woman when I was 18 and 6 monthsIDK you guys can literally pay for that shit it's not a big deal stop defining your life by the fact you havent rubbed your sex stick inside a swamp slit it's not even the best feeling I've ever felt (which was unironically listening to music)
"Cho was an Asian-American man whose depression and rage appeared to be tied to his misogyny and his experience of being rejected by women. " - https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/07/books/review/wesley-yang-souls-of-yellow-folk.htmlWTF? I didn't know that nytimes was describing Cho this way.
>>63565279Mmmm, I like your obsession with him :) should post more appreciation
Cho was trained by Anarchos Angelos Deuces
>>63565367i'm not obsessed. I just think it's funny. Plus I don't have a lot of stuff in regards to non digital things about cho. I'm gonna put the manifesto on a floppy disk or a hard drive soon so idk I'll expand my collection of dumb shit. But I did write his short stories/plays down in this notebook I was just going to print it, but now I figured writing it I'd remember it a lot better. But I'm not obsessed!
>>63565828Did you make that shirt yourself or is there a place I can buy it?
>>63565890I didn't make it, but the FUCKING GUY WHO DID took it down. He makes great music but does shitty things like that. I bought it here https://www.negativexp.com/ and the shirt for the album black ops is pretty similar, it has a person with a gun on it I guess
Ask for advice, share stories, give advice, the usual. Keep it generally family-related and stuff.Archive(still not updated)-https://pastebin.com/3G5CJ4xZPrevious Thread-https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/63429515#top
>>63551554>>63552888>Almost trips, god damn it.Just noticed my prayers were answeredPage 10 againnn
Waiting on friend to respondWaiting on parents to leaveWaiting on computer to loadWaiting for sister to tell me when her graduation ceremony will beSo, thread, what are you waiting for today?
>>63563864Question is if I can land more in this thread. Probably not because my dubs/trips luck has been super shit lately.
>>63564384Waiting for the day to be over
>>63564384lockdown to end.magic mushroom capsules i got for free to show upreplacement glasses frames to come in because mine brokea reason to keep living
>banned again from all 4chan (not 4channel) boards fro posting a single soijakhow is this even allowed? it just keeps happening, are we infested with reddit tier mods now? like is it just me or has moderation on this site gotten much stricter over the last few years? you can get banned so easily for "ironic shitposting" or "trolling" nowshare your ban stories and things like that
ive never been banned even for trolling or arguing youre probs not being honest about what you postedare you the schizo poster? i recognise this image from yesterday
i post soijaks but to be fair they are on topic post mods just hate soijaks for some reason and treat it as something like ponies where they instaban you if you post it on certain boards, even though it doesnt say that you cant post them anywwhere in the rules
>>63565962>post soijak>how is this even allowed?Low quality post.
Why do I like dick so much even though I'm not attracted to anything else about men?
>>63564782I used to suck myself off in the sauna (the heat made me flexible) until i popped a disk. Now my back is forever fucked just because i was a coomer fuck
>>63565736>its just dick i'm the most sexually attracted to. i've never felt raw sexual attraction for anything else like i do for dick. makes me cum so hard like nothing else.Yeah I know people take offense to the idea but for me it really does feel like a fetish. I don't feel the same range of attraction for men that I do for women. You remove the dick from a man and there is nothing left for me to be attracted to, while I could do a lot with a vaginaless women. I try watching gay porn sometimes and even the voice of a man turns me off, but I like seeing the dick in action.
>>63562813It's porn, if you stop cooming, it goes away.
>>63565847like i said i dislike male on male gay porn but male vocalizations during amateur solo stuff and amateur straight porn do turn me on a lot. i actually really like hearing men grunt and moan in pleasure, especially when they're close to cumming or cumming, it's so hot. can't say the same for women, they're usually faking it or sound annoying. men are typically actually feeling pleasure and vocalizing it.
>>63565900Well its not a problem, I don't mind fapping to some fag shit, I just always found it weird.
Big Smoke should be the role model of all robots here!
>>63564343What? Smoke is a traitor nigger
>>63564343Why is he a role model
>>63564343>A lot of people say gangster rap is misogynistic posturing by fake-ass idiots who spend more time in drama school then they ever did pimping or hustling dope. Well I assure you, OG Loc is the real thing. He's hated women all his life, he sold drugs to school children, he's murdered innocent people just for kicks, but he rhymes like an angel.The funniest line in all of video game historyAnyways Big Smoke is a straight busta and real robots identify more with Zero or The Truth than they do with a guy like Smoke
how bad is your paranoia? I'm having a weird episode the last few days. It feels weird.
When people invite me places I immediately assume it's because of pity or because they like fucking with me. I am constantly worried I am on the verge of being fired from my job. I have no evidence for either of these beliefs. It's not as bad as some people's paranoia but I'm not happy with it.
>>63565530i just think my friends are all going out of town together this weekend without me, and that we all may have been brain damaged by covid tests designed to make us gullible and submissive.>>63565530Not that kind of paranoia i guess.>>63565538damn dude, they havent broken me but the thought of it all is terrifying.
>>63565426It's not paranoia if everyone really is plotting against you
>>63565426My paranoia has been terrible lately. I like to watch hair youtube to distract myself. I know you pride yourself on yours but honestly anon you would benefit from a short cut. I know you feel comfortable with your length but it's not doing you any favors. Brown hair looks best short on men.
>>63565426>immediate fight or flight if I hear someone whisper or laugh in public>have poor peripheral vision and regularly check to see if someone is following me wherever I go>have regular nightmares of loosing my livelihood>think almost every compliment and nice gesture has an alterior motive>avoid women outside of family or professional situations for fear of ruining my life>on edge unless I am alone
FulI of fags
>>63565616And yet you browse it everyday. Curious!
>>63565616And yet you browse it everyday. Intriguing!
>>63565616filter them out.It's the best thing I did.
Too lazy to die, too lazy to live.
>>63565425I relate to this, OP. Maybe some other anons will come by and give us some productivity tips.Study with me videos don't seem to be working for me.
>>63565425Dying to live, I'm undeaddd
Bots are honestly just kind of pathetic. Your literally here just because girls didnt like you in school. Where as most fembots lurk these threads because they endured some sort of trauma or neglect.
>>63564190Are you one of those entitled chuds? Ive been coming here for like 10 years and ive had enoughThis place used to be sad robots, now its narcissistic geeks.
How many trophies do you have? How can I improve this chart?
>>63563336Nah most "fembots" don't have endured any of those things, they just make stories for (you)s
>>63564281No one that uses such a forced meme has been here for more than a year, fuck off back to Plebbit
>>63564549the chart is great anon :)17 trophies
