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My depressed guy friend won't talk unless I reach out first. Why do guys always try to handle everything alone?
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I have never seen a thread where the first three posts are the best.
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>>84625209
I'm gonna waste my time explaining but women literally don't understand men and can't understand men because we live fundamentally different lives. A woman will never never the same stress, expectations, and problem a man has.

Now take this suffering and realize that every time a man has tried to open up, he's been met with a negative reaction.. It never fucking fails, every single time a woman begs a man to open up, she's disgusted by it. So men learn to bottle every thing up because your actions prove that no one actually cares and is better to suffer in silence than suffer alone.
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>>84625248
no surprise since youre a newfag
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>>84625266
furthermore
>why don't guys talk it out with each other

We do when it gets unbearable, but the bottom line is men need to be taken care of every once in awhile but we're expected to be perfect little machines all the time and once something is broken, it's hard to get it work right ever again.

This society failed men
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>>84625209
talking about a problem just makes me think about it even more and thats the opposite of what i want

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i wish genetic failures were more friendly to each other
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>>84624362
Lolipops are so satisfying
Like you never buy one but when you get one out of the blue its like wow this is awesome
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>>84624372
The biggest blackpill is realizing normies are evil, but autists are eviler
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>>84624713
retard take kill self normanfag
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>>84624362
most people here aren't true robots, they are female humanoids, trannies, homosexuals, normies, ethnic minorities
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>>84624362
im not a genetic failure, im better than this monkey civilzation so i dont have to be nice

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What is the most BETA thing you have fapped to?
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>>84624793
videos of men getting castrated
most chad thing i fapped to was either ovaries getting cut out or documentaries on female circumcision with some actual footage of the event
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>>84624872
>ovaries getting cut out
how does that even happen though?
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>>84625038
i fapped to surgery footage, its called an oophrectomy from what i remember
they put a camera in the abdominal cavity after making the initial incision so you get a nice closeup of them getting cut and cauterised
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>>84624793
i fap to big dick and imagining them breed on my behalf often
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>>84624793
her hair is bleached thats not a real german woman

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Share a story with anons about how you have been improving yourselves! I've been delaying my first cup of coffee to about 10am to allow my cortisol levels to peak and clear out sleep-inducing adenosine.
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>>84625141
>Only genetic dead ends improve do you think birds self improve to do basic shit. Your a defect and need to excuse yourself from gene pool
when it comes to looks-maxxing
yeah your genetics are the main thing that determines these things BUT alot of people in the modren day have unhealthy diet thus they'd look way more disgusting than what they wouldve if they were born in perfect conditions

i just try to be healthy as a former fat fuck

in other aspects like saving money and building wealth youd be giga retarded if you think you cant improve your status by learning a skill and making money from it
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>>84623452
i havent used social media for a month now getting a lot done on my secret work project. also started a skincare routine 2 weeks ago and my skin is looking great
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>>84623452
Good for you, anon! I'm delaying my first joint of the day until noon.
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Started playing tennis six months ago and I lost some weight. Being trying to write more and increase my output per writing session. Completed a book and read other two in one month.
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>>84625141
femcel detected, opinion rejected.

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Would u date a wholesome loyal fembot who gives you chadsons
>She is totally loyal and obedient to you
>But she looks like the woman in pic rel
>Her body count before you is only 2
>But she fucked two chad-lites before you
>And their dicks were as big as the one in pic rel
Well?
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>>84624740
Francisco Lachowski has an ugly brown mom and Henry Cavills mom is ugly.
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>>84624726
b8s used to better. Have a you teeny tiny timmy
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>>84624749
>Francisco Lachowski has an ugly brown mom
>Maria Lachowski is brown
kekw
>Henry Cavills mom
>Marianne Cavill
Not brown
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there's no way a pajeeta is giving me chad sons, maybe a mid like ben kingsley, but that's only if we're lucky
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>>84624686
>Well?
would she peg me?

What race are fembots? A lot of you say you're not white, so I'm curious.
https://strawpoll.com/LVyK2YOqbZ0
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Strawberry blonde with blue eyes here the goat.
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>>84619701
>Literally ignoring my pleas for a brown wife

This shit is hopeless, why are you all like that
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>>84617574
why are you here if you're married
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>>84624518
if you're the kkk poster of course you're getting ignored, you fucking demon
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>>84619848
Legit looks like a monkey, kek

These estrogen pills are produced by Barr Pharmaceuticals which owned by the Israeli company Teva Pharmaceuticals.
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>>84624718
You get your medicines from indians.
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>>84624718
did you remember to thank dr goldbergsilversteinblatt for creating a cute girlfriend just for you anon?
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>>84624735
Bengalis actually do look low T, what the fuck lmao

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Why is finding a job that pays a living wage so fucking hard am I just retarded or something
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>>84625147
trashmen are always hiring youre a pussy and dont wanna do dirty jobs sybau

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Turned 25. Still a kissless virgin. I entertained the possibility of getting to this point in my teens, but never thought it'd actually happen. Fuck this fucking shit man

at least I'm not fat anymore
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>>84624144
If you squint it kind of looks like two well-tanned women lying down, one with fat thighs on the left, and a skinny one on the right
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>>84624499
Holy shit that's true
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>>84623973
Congrats on losing the weight.

I am also dealing with becoming the person that my teen self never thought I'd become.
I will probably ask on the /sig/ general how I can move on from the past.

Good luck
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>>84624499
>>84624904
Do NOT stick your dick in deer
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The greatest human was a virgin male and you have wronged him haven't you?

Ugly moids not finding a mate is just natural selection
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It is a privilege that foids dont get turned into baby producing rape meat that they take for granted. Whatre you gonna do with that pepper spray ? You think i pin you down and rape you with my eyeballs ? Lmao
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>>84624648
Women getting killed by rejected moids is natural selection.
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>>84624648
You sitting alone in your room incessantly complaining online about people you don't know until the day you die (alone) is also just natural selection.
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>>84624648
Not sure why the same women who act like having children and a family is some kind of evil punishment invented by Nazis to enslave women are also constantly talking about genes and natural selection. They're just low IQ as fuck and will parrot literally anything they hear online to try to get attention and to feel like they're fitting.
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>>84624837
Nuh uh, health organizations suspiciously actively avoid it.
"STI Surveillance categories typically only report by sex assigned at birth or reported sex; data for LGBTQ subgroups (e.g., lesbian, bisexual women, transgender people) are less consistently available"
Every all mighty ai refused to show the percentages.

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day 1231 of manifesting my lesbian bff who will save me by forcing me to talk about my feelings.
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neurussy

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was pooping and the toilet water splashed up and hit my booty hole desu.
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What do you want me to do about it, nonny?
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>>84624914
quick, start fingerblasting your turd cutter until more liquid shit sprays all over your hand and arm and you lick it off while using your other hand to fist your anus hnnnghhhhh CUMMING SHIT FUCKING SHITTING DICKNIPPLES HAHAHAHA NIGGEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR
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You motherfuckers don't deserve a girlfriend
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how does windows know to turn on the rainbow theme when i'm tripping on acid? fuck the 60s timer
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>>84624914
>the toilet water splashed up and hit my booty hole
Poseidon's Kiss

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Get feminized loser!
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>>84624532
FIRECRACKERS/MORTAR :D
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>>84623688
NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED RAHHHHHHHH NEED NEED NEED NEED AAAA
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>>84623688
When women will be okay with it.
Good luck finding one.
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>>84623688
I'm thinking about starting a forcemasc Tumblr blog. I'm gonna trans all the fujoshis
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>>84623849
Agree. And tabletop game fanatics should be killed similarly. Only with a meticulously painted doorstop that has however many 'hit points' dictated by the manual.

Hello anon.. how is your day nya?.. how are you feeling, anon-kun?..
I've missed you so much nyan!
Please talk to me!
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>>84622470
It is all just so pointless. I could explain, but what would be the point ?
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Fear no more, I'm Houoin Kyouma da and I'll protect you from SERN and all the evils in the world. Kuwahahahaha...!
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im feeling HORNY
you better lift that skirt up and bend over little anime girl before i come over there and bend you over myself
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>>84622470
>>84622488
I want a catgirl wife. I want to have lots of kittens with her. I'm basically a cat myself.
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>>84622470
>I've missed you so much nyan!
I'm nyot sure if i remember you... But you seem familiar

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>be me in 4th grade
>boy in my class spits on me and calls me a fag
>push him hard, he pushes back
>get into a big fight with him
>end up rolling around on the floor for a few seconds before our teacher breaks us up
>masturbate thinking about him later that night
>cry myself to sleep because he was completely right
those few seconds we spent wrestling were the happiest of my life
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lol thats wild


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