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It is all a dream.
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>>84474542
Looks like Eddie from Iron Maiden.
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>>84474542
https://youtu.be/_JZom_gVfuw?si=rnHKjdobOnDwmek4

https://strawpoll.com/bVg8BkD4VyY
Well?

For me, it's mid-thigh. I love long hair and thigh-length seems to be the longest hair can get before it starts becoming a legitimate tripping hazard, although it might be possible to get away with knee-length or even calf-length.
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>>84474569
Just below the nipples.

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Is going for younger women a good strategy for incels?
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>>84474472
only younger womeon like asian men so i don't even have a choice
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>>84474536
now if it were a tall white pedochad she'd take the flowers immediately giggling n shit and looking at him dreamily
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>>84474472
depends on your looks

I look younger than my age (got mocked for it relentlessly) but now have a 16 Y/ o GF at the age of 24

I love her with all my heard and can't wait for us to move together once she turns 18
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>>84474547
Lmao muh experience muh imaginary money because some jew in hollywood said so. Completely from reality.
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if girls didnt like you when you were younger they will never like you

https://youtu.be/VFuh0a7zZYk?si=D1mwEw9_PNHQ57So

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Im 28 and my hair is already all gray and Im starting to go bald.
More than enough reason to kill myself.
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>>84473262
>>84473283
>Just roll with it, its all on* your head
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>>84474342
I am going to ejaculate in your underwear tonight for this.
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>>84473258
Looks cool with Chad face*, not with balding non Chad.
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>>84474351
I already beat you to it
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>>84473249
Here's how to fix it anon.

- topically applied 50/50 blend of oleic and palmitoleic acid in some kind of penetrator solution(ie alcohol/water blend) to stimulate eHFSC activation in hair follicles (https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/41130201/)
- Minoxidil to increase bloodflow in the scalp to follicles
- topically applied Clascoterone to block DHT from binding to androgen receptors
- biotin, vitamin A, zinc, and collagen supplementation to support keratin synthesis.

you can throw in topical progesterone as well as a 5-AR inhibitor if you want but it's not strictly necessary. I'd recommend progesterone over finasteride because it doesn't go systemic as easily.
Also make sure you eat healthy so that your metabolism can support hair growth.

you can thank me later.

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>constantly self replicating human cells
>has triple amount of chromosomes
>we don't understand how it can replicate forever

How is this not byproduct of alien experimenting on humans?
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>>84474128
I don't doubt that it's complex and likely even impossible, but the existence of these immortal cell lines at least implies that it's possible. That's all I'm saying.
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>>84474151
These cell lines aren't viable organism.
They are literally opposite.
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>>84474166
No shit it's not an organism, all I'm saying is that it implies the possibility of engineering similar characteristics in a viable organism.
Scientists and engineers synthesize stuff that can't exist in nature all the time by studying and repurposing natural processes.
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>>84473377
>>84473679
lol its well known why hela cells are "immortal". did they really not talk about that in your yt slop videos?
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>>84473679
Watching isn't the problem, the problem is

>watches slop on youtube
>immediately runs to make a thread on /r9k/ about it

you dumb cunt

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I love you Aisu *Kisses you on the lips*
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>make posca out of leftover Polish snacc veggie vinegar
>now all my water tastes like vegetables
This better hit one of them 2020 UN sustainabikty goals I dropped out of uni over.
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Still, chudcels win cause women will sift through posts like these for months for the 1% chance of encountering their chad crush.
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>drop my slice of watermelone on the floor cause of shaky alcoholic hands
>will still eat it because spent the day meticulously cleaning my authentic oak floors by hand
NPD boys win in the end.
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Girls owe me a tiny bit of pity. Even contempt will do.
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>>84474335
Senpai, why do anons call you aisu/aistold?

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How do I get an Indian gf as a white guy with blonde hair and blue eyes? What websites or apps do I use if I live in the New York metropolitan area?
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>>84474523
lol gross

no thanks bro
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>>84474523
Idk man I cannot help you good luck

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And my family fren still asks about my old boyfriend as if he's still relevant in my life. Why can't people mind their own business? It's very annoying. Also my parents trusted my ex boyfriend alone with me almost immediately but won't trust my current boyfriend. That's also annoying

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China used to cripple a quarter of it's own population. For 1000 years they just broke the feet of girls. (properly broken, like lifelong disability).

Despite this they build a lasting empire. Are women rights a mistake? Or dispensable?
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>>84474271
It's like circumcision but instead the feet are circumcised.
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>>84474271
Well I for one hate wallets so I just have a stack of cards that has like my id, my VA health card, Wounded Warrior card, College id, a credit card and two debit cards and I just kind of put them in a pocket whenever I walk out the door. I'm thinking about getting a rubber band to put around them. If you're wondering, your topic is stupid so I'm just going to talk about what I want to talk about
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>>84474357
Ok then let's talk wallets.
Tell me more about them.

> your topic is stupid
I think it's incredible they built a lasting empire despite crippling a quarter of their population. That should've been quite literally a handicap.

Though i bet once they crippled women so hard they could barely walk they no longer struggled with feminism nor low fertility.

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but I was different :(

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common bharat win
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>>84471447
This looks like it was made up by a high schooler
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>>84472740

1 point for men to 100000000 points already for women in that regard.
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>>84471447
Everyone should have known it was false as no women lust after fecaloids.
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Will she sue that guy for defamation?
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>>84471447
are you high on cow poo?

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im short, timid, easily startled and the world wants to hurt me.
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>>84474451
>tfw your mom and I use a photo booth
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>>84474485
kek ok that got me
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>>84474485
You're asian?

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i'm a fatass but i have to let you all know that i love dipping my bread in soup.
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>>84473414
i do love bread and butter.
i'll have to try some walmart ones, i didn't know they had em.
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Bread and soup are god tier. Bonus points for sourdough in tomato basil soup.
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>>84473714
sourdough is awesome
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>eating
>there is soup
>there is bread
you know i gotta dip it
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>>84473405
I have never seen it spelled any other way. Is the gay way "bred bowels"?

You will always be a nigger lmao
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>>84473171
trvke
blacks and mulattos are disgusting
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>>84473171
>*tuba starts playing*
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Lmao lmao lol lel
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>learns about wonka
>calls the cops
fuck you too
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Go get yourself a queen

Do you consume tea ? How often and what brand ?
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>>84474400
i wonder if he knows how to suck his own dick or not
anyway, i'm not really much of a tea person. but i generally like chamomile
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>>84474400
My ex was really into tea for some reason. It tastes like shit I don't get the appeal


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