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should school shootings be made legal?
i mean think about it
they probably did something really really bad in order for someone to shoot it up
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>>85141714
yea but not bad enough to shoot up a school over desu just beat them or stop going, coming from someone whose been bullied by normies my whole life for being a social outcast its not that srs lol
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no
origaminal & poopercraft
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>>85141433
No, are you dumb OP?
>Should mass murdering random kids be legal
You should be beaten in the head with a brick you fucking moron.
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>>85141894
erm ok brad or chad, go bully some more slightly spergish ppl and wonder why anyone would wanna shoot you
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>>85141433
Ban school. No more school shootings. Pretty fucking simple

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I just want to be 6'3, extremely handsome with a massive cock and ageless hairline and filthy rich, never working another day in my life. Is that too much to ask? I think if I kill myself I can re-roll life.
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>>85141920
I'm tall and never got laid. Idk, overrated skill tree.
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>>85141920
You would still find imaginary problems to cry about.

Anyone else attempting to make some big changes in their life? I decided to finally go for it and planning to quit my good paying job and move to Japan. I have never lived in a different country before. I decided to do this because I am getting tired of my current job and just bad experiences with trying to find someone to date.

Anyone else doing stuff to change their life?
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>>85140255
Have you wanted to live in Europe before?
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AAAA YOU'RE ALL FUCKING NORMIES
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>>85132830
Are you in the least bit concerned about the work culture there?
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>>85141170
a bit. I heard it not bad if you find a more western company
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Not really, I just need to think what I actually want to do first. Something like Japan doesn't really excite me, it's just another place where I'd likely feel more isolated.

I should just start living on my own soon, swallow the loneliness and see if that spurs me to do something.

Is it even possible for me to date a tall east asian guy? The only one I ever got close to was 5'9. Do east aasian cuties who are 5'10 or taller even exist?
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>>85141807
>The average height in China is roughly 169.7 cm (5 ft 7 in) for adult men
Average height in America is like 5'9
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>>85141766
ONLY 10% of ALL humans is over 6ft tall and everyone wants them. You're not finding one, sis, and even if you do why would he want the kind of girl who goes on 4chan of all places?
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>>85141828
But I'm not camwhoring here. It's just a thread.
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>>85141811
Did he get a lot of girls back then?
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This stupid bitch basically wants 6 foot changlite while being a fat cunt.

Twitter is just sharty lite now.
Is there any value to that entire website?
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Elon lets you say the no no word
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>>85141838
no and thats why you're here lol
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>>85141838
Same as 4chan. None... But x is constantly enforcing you to log into their shit ass attempt of app if you want to fully interact with embeded content. I spent around 10 years there until i got fed up with some bullshit. Now i just use ig because im talking to two married woman who send me nudes when their husbands are at work. Lifes good.

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Why can't you be that happy fully of positivity golden retriever type of white boy that everyone loves?
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>>85139217
i like sad emo white guys but Im mulatta
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>>85140543
Obviously she didnt if so many white boys these days are dating chinks, indians and other browns it must not be that hard to get one at all
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God it must be so euphoric having a girl around you that makes you smile like this. Bro can't stop smiling. Imagine how happy he is.
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>>85139217
>visible gums
you could not pay me enough to even speak to her, let alone put my penis inside her vagina for the sole purpose of reproduction
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>>85141888
relationships are SUPPOSED to make you happy. They should be a net benefit to your life. Not being in one should be as big of a red flag as not having friends.

That's how bad dating has gotten. People would rather be single than put up with the nonsense that is dating. That's like refusing to eat because food has made itself too much of a hassle to cook.

Will society every unfuck this situation? I'm not hopeful but it does need to happen

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Dont drink the cola, they put something in it. To make you forget. I dont even remember how I got here
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>>85140977
>Do a google image search for: generic product 1970
You don't tell me what to do.
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>>85140617
What is cola? What is it that makes it unique to any other gasified beverage? Most are just fruit juice-adjacent products with flavorings to make it resemble something that exist. But that's not the case with this "cola" thing.
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>>85140977
>Way way back
Back and back and back

>tfw work is over and its time to head back home
>fortunately it wasn't as exhausting as it could be
>I still need a shower
>and probably some foode
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>>85141715
Bugg the born again Christian virgin? For sure.
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>>85141730
it dont count if she regretted it chuddy gosh
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oge ninis aisu
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>>85141837
Sigh. I guess you koomed already. Night.
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Bugg singing voice will be mine one day.

how am I supposed to do woman ontop sex position?? I am a woman and have tried but the man's knees make it uncomfortable?? How do other women enjoy it??
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>>85141169
How would him being raised help the knee issue doe
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>>85141186
I guess it depends on exactly what problem he's having with his knees being uncomfortable. Are his knees in an awkward position? Or is there too much weight on his knees? I've never encountered that particular problem before, and since I don't exactly what the problem is with his knees, I can only guess at what might help. Basically, there needs to be some kind of change of position, and using pillows was the most obvious solution think I could think of.
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>>85141552
Quit replying sincerely to this retarded bullshit anon
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>>85141141
I read this in the thickest slavic accent.
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>>85141141
Have him put his leg up so you can lean on it like this

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Based on how do Americans make it sound I thought 6 feet is like 200 or 210 cm tall but FREAKING 182!?
Why do you make it sound so tall like ooooooh 182 cm holy shit~~~.
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>>85141519
coping and seething this much at the mere mention of height. Projection, Freud talks about this ;3333333
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>>85141488
6 foot is meant to be the bare minimum, no longer the ideal. Since the average height for men aged 18 - 24 in the US is 177cm, that's 5 - 6 centimeters above average. The equivalent in EU would be 185 - 186, as the average height for men that age is 180cm.

>>85141498
180/181 is 5'11". 182 is closer to 6 foot than 5'11". It crosses over the half-way mark, hence rounding it up to 6 foot, in the same way being below the half-way mark would round it down.
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>>85141814
Right, don't know what you're talking about, but like I said I'm 6ft. Any other formulated response to me will be written off as hooligan antics.
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>>85141503
That anime girl doesn't even have fingers to cut off you fucking idiot dipshit, laugh at the retard everyone!
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100 ft is just 30m that's so funny

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ITT sub 5s post
too many bitchful people on this board where are my uglies at

talk about your experience being sub 5

people give me stares and don't want to associate with me because of how weird i look. they change their tune around me and they seem less happy to talk to me
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>>85139200
I live in western europe. I am the scrawniest and most cowardly person you've ever met too. But as my friends say, i give sexual offender or nutjob vibes so people run away from me. One good thing is that ive been to dangerous countries and people left me alone there.
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>>85139220
I'm in the US so there's a lot of nutjobs lol so no wonder they don't care about me. I'm broad shouldered but really short, I probably look like a dwarf so maybe I just look comical.
Still got the cops called on me for walking around different neighborhoods.
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>>85139266
Is it because you were walking around and its weird? Or just hoa madness?
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>>85139982
Well, it's actually because I was working in door2door sales like only an autistic madman could. Still, it's not like I was trying to coerce anyone into buying; just being wierd and ineffective.
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Invisible to women and it sucks I'm 6'1"

Post what youre watching on Judetube

https://youtu.be/02h3-djWSgQ?si=8UyFlmK8_yQmsHCy
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DEAD MF WE ARE BACK AGAIN

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z-dy9StqfT0&pp=ygUWdGhlIHByaXNvbiBjYWxsZWQgbGlmZQ%3D%3D
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Tired of youtube being used here as an advertising vehicle. Youtube links should be banned until the userbase learns to behave

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My boyfriend swears at me in arguments. And won't apologise. Even though I always try to be calm and apologize if I say anything rude
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>>85141258
Fuck you = personal attack
You're delusional = aggressive communication
You keep getting shittier and shittier = whatever the opposite of constructive criticism is
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>>85141459
If he loved you or cared it would be more like "What's going on babe? I feel confused. It seems like we keep moving backwards. I thought you said that you/we were gonna yadda yadda yadda"
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>>85141459
typical bitch with npd "he just started saying this with no reason idk whats wrong with him :((((" "all he says is insults and im in a relationship trust me this is real!!!!". Youre a manipulative cunt behind the scenes you'll gaslight everyone around you into thinking he's a manic psycho when he was a totally normal dude before you entered his life. He'll probably beat the fuck out of you without even knowing why because you under value his achievements his, get jealous of his accomplishments, isnt codependent on you, and over react for the smallest problems saying it has underlying factors when he forgets his fucking keys. I feel bad for him because he should really just dump you and leave, not that youd want that.
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>>85141567
The way I see it, if you have to start swearing at someone and call them delusional, you don't like the person any more. Time to end things.
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>>85141789
yeah confused you with op im not stupid girl boss i think shes done cuz i bruised her ego

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I'm not like the other girls
I have IBS (irritable bowel syndrome)
And I shit and fart all over the place
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>>85140390
Can be cured by eating raw neat and fruit and drinks blood and raw milk. I had those issues before the primal diet
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>>85140390
What do ya know.... That's my fetish
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>>85140390
Can hedgehogs really have that?
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>>85140390
do you wear diapers? if not are you opposed to wearing diapers?
when is the last time you pooped your pants?
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>>85140390
>I'm not like the other girls
Jokes on you, I genuinely want you to be like the other girls.

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THE NIGHT FEELS BETTER WITH YOU

https://voca.ro/1gtXGsOm99FU
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>>85141666
I feel like you kinda blueballed me there anon, I expected to hear your voice ):
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>>85141679
Getting blueballed is just a part of life, son
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>>85141740
Thats true, cant argue with that
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