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Anon, have you ever accidentality grabbed a woman's chest?
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Only purposefully
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>>84177766
No, if I did now I'd get an instant boner as a grown man. I already have to look away when I see a hot woman in public. Let alone touch one.
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>>84177766
>Would play "nervous game" with ginger emo girl in 9th
>We'd place a hand on an innocuous spot on each other's bodies and progressively move it towards an erogenous zone until someone said stop
>Game was just an excuse to molest each other so neither of us obviously never said stop
>Never had sex

>Flirt and playfight with a redskin mutt athlete with a perfect body in 11th and 12th grade
>Manhandle her, bearhug her from behind and press on her tits with my forearms, she'd smash her tits on me, we'd sit in each other's lap and in the same chairs, I'd put shit in her cleavage, felt her up for some scene from a play we had to act out in AP Literature and we'd tease each other and joke about it and we'd still do it to each other after well after were done with that skit
>Friendzoned me because I pussyfooted around asking me out and our flirting got more intense after she had a bf
>Tried to monkeybranch to me and drag me out of the friendzone years later and I spilled spaghetti and reminded her that we never dated because I'm an oblivious autistic retard who can't make first moves
>Never dated never had sex

>33 now haven't had any female attention at all in 5 years
>Never had sex


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>>84177766
I accidentally threw a haymaker at my middle school crushs chest in dodgeball once. It curved harder that I wanted it to.
At least we both laughed about it when it happened.
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i have touched them, not grabbed them. there was this other time where a very tall woman on the subway pressed her tits against my shoulders - neck area

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>this is the thing lecturing you about men and how they are "low quality"
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>>84178189
Literal rat physiognomy
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>>84178300
so fehking trew unorpnci;a;y66
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She talks about natural selection but 100% would have been accused of witchcraft and killed due to the witch physiognomy
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Wrong, I have never been lectured about men being low quality
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>>84178128
She is right, everyone is aware men are low quality
The manosphere knows it
normies know it
r9k users know it.

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I'm so fiuuucking bored guys
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>>84178427
N0o0
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>>84178516
You words say no but your image says yes
You know you want someone to watch, what if you go too deep and need an amberlamps called?
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this weekend is gonna be garbage
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>>84178523
>You words say no but your image says yes
I just like the image
>what if you go too deep
Then I die
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>>84178629
Anon be serious, no one dies it's a made up thing to scare babbies

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Say you wanna party, come over to my house
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>>84178604
You must give me a reason to do this

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How do I stay the same person? My self perception and perception of the world, people, life, society, always changes and then I'm a completely new person. I don't want to be this way. I don't want anything I could tell you about myself to be a lie because it will eventually change and every value will change with it. Why am I like this.
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>>84178105
Please watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTGvWdsY5Kg
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>>84178105
Whenever you sleep you die and a clone replaces you. Brb taking a nap.
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>>84178105
>Why am I like this.
You will be several different people throughout your lifetime. Depending on where you are, what you're doing, and how you cope with random problems that arise. You will have very little actual control over who these people are.

Just the fact you're noticing that you change means you're ahead of 80% of the populace who just go along with the flow. Remembering who you were and what you once valued is important, if you don't hold that deep in your mind it will fade away and you'll just be someone else who wouldn't recognize younger you.
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Stop faking who you are
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>>84178477
I don't fake who I am.

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why are women nice to me? I don't deserve it and it makes me blush

Pumped and dumped i am really sad and alone and old and un datable and female and stupid and alone and low iq and stupid and autistic
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>>84176857
You sure are all of those things
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lol fem""""""bots"""" keep getting pumped and dumped but its somehow never their fault
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>>84178286
>answers only one of my questions
You're not even old. You feel stupid because you're autistic.
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>>84178286
That's because you are retarded. The cutoff for being considered a human being is 130.
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>>84178295
they can't help it. They ignore all the obvious red flags because their delusional beings. Their brains will genuinely come up with anything to justify and delude themselves into getting what they want.

Reality always kicks in, the man is only there because the woman puts out easy, and he leaves because he sees the crazy

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what exactlystops fembots from looksmaxxing to look like this?
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>>84176150
Jose_bonn on X
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>>84171852
that's disgusting
what body dysmorphia does to a foid
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>>84176712
True.
They should just be eating a lot so they end up like OP pic
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>>84173339
would you gain weight if you had a bf and swallowed his semen every day multiple times per day?
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up bumpo

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I'm turning 33 soon and I never planned my life more than 24 hours in advance.

I was content to reject the world, hide in my room, live off escapism and hedonism and for a very very long time I genuinely enjoyed that life. But lately it's been nagging at me more and more, that my time is running out, that I should I dunno...do ANYTHING with myself while I'm still young-ish. I don't wanna be a normalfaggot with a mortgage and wife but like...if I live the rest of my life like I have up to this point, I think I'd be disappointed in myself. Anyone know what I mean?
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>>84178047
Just accept that you're one of the lucky ones who can neet and live forever like that.
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>>84178047
Do you have any dreams, OP?
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>>84178047
I know what you mean
I'm a couple years younger than you but the same feeling creeps in more and more with every passing year.

In my teens and early 20s I though
>surely there is enough art and entertainment in the world to last multiple lifetimes, who needs anything else?

But who knew that games, anime, movies, books etc just start to eventually feel like they are sort of decaying?
Every new thing you consume feels a little less new

I'm not sure wtf you're supposed to do about it. Immersing myself in media has left me socially retarded and aimless in life so there is pretty much no going back. If a time comes, and i feel like it's not that far away, where i just can't stomach another derivative game or movie, it might be rope time.
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>>84178222
>I'm not sure wtf you're supposed to do about it. Immersing myself in media has left me socially retarded and aimless in life so there is pretty much no going back. If a time comes, and i feel like it's not that far away, where i just can't stomach another derivative game or movie, it might be rope time.
This is it really, summed up.

I'm telling myself this summer I'm gonna try to shake things up, go outside more, think positively but...I dunno. Unless a miracle happens, I think my time is coming to an end. I enjoyed my 20's more than most people do but I think the price I pay for that is not getting to enjoy my 30's, 40's or anything beyond that. I don't really see a path forward for someone like me. It's like I stood there and gave the middle finger to the world while they pelted me with stones and now I'm ready to keel over, I've had enough, I made my point and there's nothing more to say.
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>>84178047
younger than you but i felt the same way and did the same thing for a very long time. the thing that got me out of it was somehow finding a partner who cared about the trajectory of my life far more than i do and now i think im transitioning into a more normal adult life somehow with her.

I got lobster bisque and it was so sweet
is it supposed to be this sweet?
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What is lobster bisque
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>>84178354
a soup
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>>84178480
Ah! Fancy lobster soup. It's like the word depression for feeling bummed out

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It's crazy how much better this world could be if people weren't so fucked up in the head.
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It'd be better if we locked up all the autists and BPDs and narcissists on Alcatraz island and gave them their own local internet to use. You might need a bigger island though, there's a shit ton of narcs.
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>>84178285
I don't know what type of person you are but whatever it is they need to holocausted post haste
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>>84178285
>autists
Autists did more for the world than any other demographic in history. The midwits with average brain development are the threat. They're the dumb majority that keeps hijacking everything and turning it to shit. lol
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>>84178461
autists make things that should be or could be fun complete fucking hell, at work, on the internet, etc.
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>>84178484
Without autists there wouldn't be anything to ruin at all. As soon as anything gets into the hands of the normies it turns to shit whether that be games, movies, or anything of value whatsoever. The biggest threat to society is the average person. Not the smart people nor the dumb people.

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you should lose your boyfriend he looks photoshopped

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im nothing but performative
im just a larp larp sahur
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>>84178445
i have to prove to them im a cool guy
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>>84178416
He actually does kinda look like that cat

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>"Trick or treat, smell my f-"

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I wish I was mentally strong enough to trip balls, but I know I'd end up in the hospital or crazy.
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I've been doing Ayahuasca even though I have BPD and it's brutal. I have been to Hell I think
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>>84177197
it's not worth it. there's nothing there, only trauma and thoughts. it's just revelations about ideas that you don't need to have, you can just ponder the ideas without fully believing them. it's not special or helpful knowledge. a lot of time it's just pure delusion. If anything positive came from me experiencing trips, it's being thankful that the trip ended, because i thought it'd last forever, and even that thankfulness largely goes away and you forget about it. only largely though.
>>84177219
sorry man. i hope you stop doing that. there's better things to focus on.
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I tripped balls on edibles had had DPDR for years.
Still to this day I have anxiety issues because of it.

It's really not worth it.


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