This thread is where delicious thicc femboys and shemales cum here with big fine asses sext with alpha dominant males to sext one another and to have some delicious fun.So if your a thicc bitch then start sexting and sending nudes.
>>82742820Oh hey man I remember youSaw your thread over on that other board too hahaI'm feeling generous so here you goSee if you can talk to herhttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82732595/#82732852
>>82742853What's up anon! :DGood to have you family in this orgy sexting party. I just looked at the link and you may have the wrong anon coincidentally but I do post here though.Hey if your body is getting kinky might as well become a freak and post ;)
Pubes... also not buying her 2B set is one of the biggest regrets of my life
and maybe another
>>82742677>>82742682Is this really what OP was lamenting over? This looks like shit.
>>82742690True, this one's pretty hot tho
>>82741112what is his end game bros?
>>82742787Mockery to belittle anons. Quite funny to be honest.
SOMEBODYTHAT I USED TO KNOWNOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW
is the average penis size really only 5.1 inches?
>>82742692Is this information upsetting to you?
>>82742692Let's go over how averages actually work. The average isn't 5. It's 5-6-7.
>>82742692i think the average healthy weight male western penis is probably closer to 6"-7"x5"-5.5". i think that's a fair guess.
I've never seen a 4channer actually express what they think their enemy is. Gosh. This is pathetic.What a pathetic pathetic reality I am faced with. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8nbrjX2548That's the thing though, even if they give up, I wouldn't want to be around them it's awful, so it's awful either way.
>>82742730This thread is not to be replied to.
Some might say, "Technically isn't that just one type of the 4channer." Well yes that's true. But if you want me to start classifying the 4channers I won't do it.That makes me sick just thinking about it.
Digging up different prehistoric pieces of poop and having sex with them to put myself in the shoes of my ancestors.
>>82742745This thread is not for replying.
Breaking and entering into a piece of poop's home, hogtying it and making it wait while I do my entire nighttime routine inside it's house before I have sex with it.
My mom has been cooking and serving me foid for 30 years already.Did you really believe I'd accept you not cooking for me, foid?
>>82742460Your mother's been serving you foids? Damn, your mom's pretty cool I guess.
>>82742511yeah she's based I'm a proud momma's boy
>>82742460i wouldn't choose you if this was the case lmao
>>82742511>Your mother's been serving you foids? not OP by my mom is in her low 70s and whenever I go somewhere with her she points out chicks to me. This started 25 years ago or so, she was teaching me to drive, I pulled up at a stoplight behind some guy on a motorcycle with his girl hanging on behind him. And my mom made a point of telling 13yo me "Hey, look, she's not wearing a bra. See? Normally you'd be able to see the straps through the back of her white top; but there's nothing there, she's braless"I try to tell her that I appreciate her looking out for me, but I don't think she's really accepted (or even believes) that I'm a wizard.
Tell me if you can't hear this the same way either (It gives me chills) : https://youtu.be/VIIe2hCpac0?si=sXep_Ack4veq-waN
Is it normal for your dick to smell a little fishy?
>>82742016No. Apply soap and water to cock daily. Sometimes I think women's standards with men are ridiculous and then I remember like 60% of you ape subhumans have stinknuts and poopy buttcrack on a daily basis.
>>82742016Sometimes. Did you eat fish recently? I clean my cock everyday but when I've eaten fish it smells like that the next day. It's not a bad smell or anything.>>82742032Women dont know which way to wipe and dont wash their pussies because they believe it's self cleaning. Their fish smell is noticeable from a distance too.Basically, ur a fag
yeah its piss and smegma that causes itwash your dick after you piss thats what i do
>be 46 year old anon>be teen dad>have son at 16>things good until he's about 26>troons out and gets fat>becomes furry>was always autist but its worse now>in discords filled with other jobless mentally ill trannies>they talk about sex constantly despite none of them being with a natal woman>sex toys and furshit are always coming in the mail>never shuts up about Palestine, wife cries daily>got some stupid sticker from etsy about some teen troon that offed itself, put it on my car>refuses to work or interact with anyone outside home including social workersmy life is hell. I'd wish I die in my sleep like my parents
>>82742137Life is more fun if you bekieve in fairy tales
>>82742109>IM CUTTING IT DOWN RIGHT NOW>NO, DAD-NO!
>>82742158OP doesn't even bother to make his premise believable and he just lazily slapped his favorite fapbait e-girl on the post. People don't even fucking try anymore. I bet he'll still get the reddit screenshot he's trying for though.
>>82742143So he'll move out and start working?Baby steps
>>82742047Does it feel worse because you jerk off to troons? Why do you have this webm of one saved on your hard drive?
Heightpill is real. Height > face.
>>82742652Loling at you not knowing she's using that chink for his money. Lmao even.
>macfagshe apparently just has shit taste
>>82742665of course but he's till taller than her and if he wasn't, who knows man fuck idk
>>82742652>>82742684>tallerwhat?I know girlmath anon, guy's actually shorter than herLike, that? That is not tall
>>82742652I'm very happy to see beautiful women sink their future relationships. No self-respecting man is marrying that bitch knowing she fucked that dude on the left. And, yes they will break up. They always do.
I'm a fat man and been for as long as I can remember and if it's something that I have noticed it's how much fat girls treat me with disdain. They don't just reject me romantically but they are also rude to me and what not. Skinny girls are the complete opposite. They have treated me with kindness, They are not rude to me etc. Hell even my ex was skinny. Can any fat guy here relate?
Fat women know guys still want to fuck them
>>82742284Sick of you, faggot.
>>82742284They unconsciously hate themselves and seeing you is like looking into a mirror.
>>82742368>Fat women know guys still want to fuck themSo do skinny women. Yet they treat fat guys better.>>82742397Fat woman alert.
i swear, I'm gonna kill everyone one day and then we'll see who's laughing
>>82742482i always knew paimon was evil
>>82742482I-I was laughing w-w-with you, nonny...
>>82742482In Roblox, right anon??
>>82742482You aren't gonna do shit you ugly, simpering, pathetic pussy.
I'll be laughing because I don't have to deal with any of this anymore if I'm dead.
The divine told me that there is a race of alien reptiles with grey scales coming to earth in 2026 and I will lead the human coalition in the war against them.Also Grigori Rasputin has been reincarnated in Novgorod.
good times then
>>82741925Well if a TouhouGOD is leading us then I'm sure we'll be fine
>>82741925>schizo larp>tranimeYou're the fourth one this week I think.
>>82741925>the divineClosest other dimensional being in need of a laugh
What what point does having sex with a andriod (male robot) become gay? If sticking a dildo up your butt is self-pleasure, does that mean that a android has to have consciousness before it is gay?
>>82742604I feel like the Romans figured it out awhile backIf you're the one penetrating, it's not gayIf you're the one being penetrated, very gay
>>82742604>If sticking a dildo up your butt is self-pleasure,no, OP, that's already gay
>>82742653SELF-PLEASURE IS NOT GAY!
So a poor uber driver started LA fires in most richest part of LA out of resentment. Why are poor people so evil
AI sloppa pics as evidence, and "acting" US attorney because the regime can't be bothered to pick anyone competent.Without knowing anything about this case other than a twitter screenshot, I give it about a 30% chance that this suspect is even a person, and about a 5% chance that he did whatever they're accusing him of doingLike what kind of a mugshot is that anyway? Looks like what you'd get if you fed grok some instructions to generate a pic of an anteefuh
