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How do I tell my r9k e-bf that him being sexualy into calling me his bitch and things of that sort and wanting to be rough makes me uncomfortable because I have a delicate autistic simple spirit
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>>82537237
um, is this smiggy? I didn't mean it, I was trying to flirt
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>>82537245
No way, are you the guy that saved my dog from a burning apartment? I was never able to thank you properly. I owe you my life dude
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>>82537245
Damn is this that catch who gave me his winning lottery ticket after I lied about having aids? I still feel bad about that contact me I'll give you and your next girlfriend a free trust fund because you were so nice.
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Hey nonnna
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>>82538480
Sup nonnychan

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Whiteboard is a site that allows people to draw/write together. On this thread we welcome artists and nonartists alike, anyone can come in and draw together. You can draw something complex, or just doodle. At the end of the day we're all just trying to hang out and have fun :^D
If you have any problems getting it to run, plz let me know, i want as many cool bros in here as possible. i'll be on for a few hours so let's draw :^D Here's the link!
https://webwhiteboard.com/board/uXjVJG0kQmc=/?boardAccessToken=RZBjCuTxd1N1d93ApNX9b0hnKygX12GF
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>>82538739
He's still here? Thought he would've ran off to a different board after all that shit
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>>82538753
no clue what that's about. what happened exactly >_>
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guy didn't even know what hit 'em
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that's the second of this character we've had drawn today. rpetty cool rpetty coo..l
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it's...beauitufl....

>links
erowid.org
getmonero.org
psychonautwiki.org
psychedelia.io (Canada ONLY)

Mescaline edition
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>gram of weed, might go for another gram
>600mg pregab
>4mg xanax
oooohh baby this is going to be nice
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>>82538133
hot water and salt rinse. sometimes i use a hydrogen peroxide soaked q-tip on it
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I was prescribed 20mg Vyvanse and I feel almost nothing, a bit of a higher heart rate but that's it. When I took Adderall it felt very stimmy, so is this just how Vyvanse is supposed to be like?
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Took what was supposed to be 400mg of codeine like 10 hours ago and now I've got chills and I'm puking and shit idk what this shit is but it's got me sick as a dog
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>>82525417
I like both and while they have some level of similarity like that other anon said, the overall experience and intended use-case for each is pretty different, but since it's also an amphetamine, albeit a different one, I think that if you like adderall, there's a pretty good chance you'll like MDMA too.

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>have 1 big friend group
>friend group implodes and splinters
>im not included in any of the splinters
welp. back to solo queue and oversleeping i go
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>>82538625
I feel that, just start doing solo shit outside and fall into alcoholism
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>>82538625
its been years since ive been in a friend group
*sips tea*
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>>82538625
I have like, 9 friend groups now based on grade - high school, college, and work
These things just happen man
At the very least, I still follow 'em on Instagram so I can just contact them whenever

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how do i become plappable?
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>>82538837
u have to date me and then woo me. you've got to make me feel so horny i want to breed you.
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start by not being an old fart
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Have a functional vagina.
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>>82538855
and how do we do that, nonny?
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>>82538917
usually a guy has to woo the girl, but if you're a desperate girl who needs to woo the guy, then just try to be interesting. go for broke so to speak. im not saying hop on the guys dick, but legit can get to that point if you know how to get there naturally.

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If you seriously are schizophrenic you should seriously kill yourself
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>>82537863
Why they did nothing to you
Their just trying to navigate the world while being different. I would never never cure them because their existence is special
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>>82537863
I'm sure Jim Henson would be very proud of you using one of his creations to push the mentally ill into killing themselves.
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>>82537863
Sorry, I only kill myself in an entirely inserious manner. Please go uwulate some place else. This is a NICE board!
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>>82537863
im schizotypal. its like being a little autistic and a little schizophrenic.
full on schizophrenics are hard to deal with because you'll treat them like a normal person until you get to an impasse in conversation because of their delusions and word-salad.
they do unbelievable damage to families, and are essentialy level 3 autists the way they can't be trusted to do anything
i understand the hate to be desu
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>>82537863
waka waka

obibinal

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I will NEVER settle for low value moid, I'd rather alone, I'd rather be a high value mans side piece then date a low value moid. I'd rather end myself then settle. Even the thought of settling is beyond despair.
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>>82538868
Im a white male, why does having standards for yourself mean you are a tranny or black fembot? Do you think you are beyond having standards for yourself and your life?
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>>82538727
Filipinas are trash, don't get uppity.
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>>82538680
The ACKening will be glorious and we will WIN SHARTY WILL WIN!
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>>82538838
My dad and mom will literally kill me. I still live with them
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>>82538680
Assuming this post isn't written by greasy male fingers to bait, what is a high vs low value man?

>girls
>desperate for a "hi" from that nice guy
>dreaming hopelessly of marriage and kids

>meanwhile guys
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>>82538344
tbbh being married sound fucking lame and boring. Imagine waking up every day seeing the face of the same person until you die.
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>>82538290
>desperate for a "hi" from that nice guy
Kek no they hate being talked to irl and especially not by an average or sub average guy
>dreaming hopelessly of marriage and kids
No theyre not. Thats an ick for them actually
Stop spamming
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>>82538410
Blackpill: the mirror
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>>82538290
I only say hi to cute guys, sorry
I'm afraid of women
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>>82538290
Why would you single out this poor guy? Bully one of those lonely whining bitches.

Today on my 21st birthday, I found my first love. We made out for 15 minutes straight and listened to her jazz cds. The family unit is restored.
Yeah, uni is expensive, but what the fuck else are you gonna do with your life? You might as well go, debt be damned. It will change your life I think. You can learn skills and be surrounded by people who also care about them deeply. It's kind of like how you can learn a language online, but it's pretty useless if you have nobody around who speaks it.
It felt so good to walk in there and buy my own damn cigs finally
Cheers anons
https://youtu.be/2RJH35aSf_8
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>>82538815
GTFO from this board you cringe normy faggot with your cringe nigger story

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If you're ass is under 50 inches. You are NOT a woman. You are a man.
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... and therefore if it is over 50 inches you are NOT a man. You are a woman.
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>>82538831
if you cum from getting fucked (hands-free) you're a woman, if not you're a man.
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https://youtu.be/z8rUoWXksXo
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>>82538864
What if you use your hands to slap her ass HARD and with each slap you slide your pointer finger further into her butthole which you feel clench along with her cunt on your dick as you thrust upward inside her powerfully nearly shaking her tits off her chest.
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>>82538883
log off nigga

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society: u gotta work to live
me: ok i will work
society: actually we've decided ur not allowed to work

???
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you have to beg for the opportunity to sell your body (labor) to Shekelberg for coins. Its part of the humiliation ritual proscribed by the torah to be inflicted upon shegetz and shiksa goyim.
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>have poor work ethics
>get your hours cut
wow how could that have happened
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>>82538554
>working
>no longer want to work

>not working
>want to work

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rest in piss 'arty, incredible gassy was the only gem and cobson was the most forced coal ever
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Good. The soijak meme lost it's appeal a long long time ago.
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Erischan won.
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>>82538806
I was thinking more like taking down 4chan, and you guys used to do this all the time
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>>82538810
>lost it's appeal
>implying it ever had appeal to anyone who isn't a mentally retarded middle schooler
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>>82536340
So that's why the quality of the board has gone down recently and the /pol/ posting gone crazy.

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>male hobbies are icky
meanwhile female hobbies
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Unironically where do I find more of this why does it make my dick hard
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When are americans going to move on from cocacola? that shit is the main reason they are all so obese
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gross. there was a very short period of time where i was so into blowjobs, i jerked off to this one video where a woman with glasses puked like crazy on the receiver's cock. i remember it being very chunky...

just a fun fact about myself.
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Every single female "hobby" is centered around getting male attention and approval. They simply are unable to enjoy any activity, if it does not bring them attention. This is why they feel confused, which leads to anger, when men get to entertain themselves with solitary/male exclusive hobbies like DnD or video games
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>>82538566
>male hobbies
I don't where I fucked up because my hobbies are unironically just cigarettes, alcohol, and music
I've had everything from local cigs to foreign cigs, cigars, cigarillos, RYO, been thinking of getting into zyns too
I've had a sip of spirits of dubious quality to Japanese whiskey and almost every flavour of Korean soju, my fav drink right now is London dry gins
For music, I basically listen to everything but I've been really into "brooding" music a lot these past few days, the vibes just fit me right now

Imagine if the middle east was Christian. I could probably have a brown gf by now.
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>>82538725
I want a Filipina gf.
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>>82538725
it wouldn't be all-christian, there'd be zoroastrians and buddhists there too. muzzies conquered a lot more than just christians.
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Literally just go to Lebanon.
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>>82538725
Indeed. I hate that muslimas are unattainable.

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They say Mississippi has a higher GDP than every major Chinese city. Would you rather live in Shanghai or the capital of Mississippi, bros? Also, what do you think leads to Americans being so delusional?

https://youtu.be/UOGclo5cFSE?si=KyUbcYdbMyo9sAs_
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>>82538623
Yup, our QoL sucks balls compared to Western Europe despite being by far the richest country on earth.
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>>82538620
for me, it's shenzhen
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>>82538620
So America has their own "ghost malls" now? lul
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>>82538702
>>82538623
GDP correlates to virtually every measure of success you can name
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Bro honestly, I would rather live in the SEA than live in niggerville cities.


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