I like lazy fat womenEspecially if they have hairy pussies and enjoy me pampering and doting upon themFucking them roughly into the mattress until they nearly pass out is also fun.
i just wanna suffocate on a soft fat belly
>>65841195are you tall? that's probably the reason I bet. blackpill
>>658413965'8, though i larp and say 5'10 and then show up for the first couple dates wearing work boots lol
God why am I so attracted to this?! I just wish I was fucking normal and not craving to squeeze, lick, and fuck a fat girls belly. agggggghhhh.
>>65841195Damn, I am just too ugly to even dream of that happening.
Wonder if I should cancel my iphone 13 order even though my galaxy s8 is shitting itself
>>65842310I have some $150 Motorola something-or-other that I got in 2017. Only thing on the market worth upgrading to is a Pinephone and those are cheap.
get a pixel 6 instead if youre spending unga bunga money on a phone you wont useplay store is infinitely easier to use than app shitore, google wont report you to the police and you get to take better dick pics
YOU HAVE NOT TUNED YOUR FRENULUM
Please forgive me
How can I tell if I am becoming a doomer?
>>65842399>how can I tell if I'm becoming -oomeryou can start by looking in your browse history for reddit
>>65842422does having the reddit app installed on m phone count
>>65842399When dooming becomes routine.
>>65842399>doomyzoomywoomy wiggiwiggiwoostfu already
>>65842399When you realize women are sociopathic whores who cannot feel love for anything apart from Chad.
how do i get a tall gf?
>>65839214Get a tranny. Trannies are taller than average and they'll settle for you <3
>>65839304Yes. Not the anon you replied to though.
Be rich and good looking.
>>65841921womanlets suck though
>>65839214go to scandinaviat. 6'1 foid
Anyone got the name and source of the Christian missionary who went to some tribe to convert them to Christianity but then ended up leaving Christianity himself. I remember once he told the people there about his dad who killed himself because he was sad and they laughed because they thought he was stupid for killing himself. This was one of the reasons why he left.
Why do NEETs parents keep feeding their pathetic kids in their basement? They are legally allowed to kick their asses out of the house if those "children" aren't contributing to rents after they pass the age of 18 right? What are their reasons? Guilt? Social consequences? Legal issues I'm not aware of? Or is it out of stupid parental love? If my son turned that way I would have at least dump the lil shit on the streets and maybe check up on him after a year or two whether he want to turn his life around or not
>>65841608We can tell you're childless
>>65841608it is support if they'd otherwise fall into a drug addiction, prison, or suicide. sometimes a kid being a physically healthy NEET is something to be proud of as a parent. not everyone had the same hand of cards to work with to end up in harvard.
>>65841153>>65841157wait really? NEETs seem more likely to kill themselves honestly
>>65841726when pushed into a corner even the most docile creature will fight back
>>65841129>forcing your kid to pay rent at 18he's never moving out if you do that>maybe check up on him after a year or two why bother? if you kick him out he's not going to talk to you again>>65841348the ones that kick their kids out don't really care in the first place
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You call me again, drunk in your BenzDrivin' home under the influenceYou scared me to death, but I'm wastin' my breath'Cause you only listen to your fuckin' friendsI don't relate to youI don't relate to you, no'Cause I'd never treat me this shittyYou made me hate this city
>government is willing to provide a gf to every robot and lonely man but she is the same age, same level of attractiveness and similar mental stateDescribe your gf and if you are willing to take her
>>65842312>>It's vital infrastructurethat's no excuse
>>65842359All ancaps are pedos. Subscribe to my newsletter to learn more.
>>65842391Anarco capitalism allows for the most individual freedom possible. Also it makes the individual responsible for their own actions instead of offloading them onto a government. I want an ancap society so I can live as an ancom.
>>65842391well I don't see any government working on genetically-engineered catgirls for domestic ownership, now, do I?
>>65840879Thanks, Hitler>Mid 20s>Quarter mongoloid>Frustrated perfectionist genetic cripple looking for self improvement, self sufficiency, saving ze world and interdependenceYes
>girl invotes me over "I need cuddles come over">"Lol ok">"ugh not tonight its too late!"Ive had some variation of this happen to me half a dozen timesI feel like charlie brown and the footballWTF is going on here fellas?
>>65839933/thread>>65839901Shes texting that to multiple people OP
She wanted the satisfaction of knowing she'd have you over instantly if she wanted. She takes that feeling of being valuable and calls it a day.
>>65839901>WTF is going on here fellas?You're such a boring faggot even girls give you the bait and switch
>>65839901You will find great success if you just go over anyways and cuddle. There is no such thing as "too late" in this world.
>>65839901a better looking guy took her offer, so you got benched
I won't settle for small tits.
>>65842025Boobs are so fun to play with but I mean it's pretty obvious since the developement time they took is so long.
>>65842025Same desu, I love huge tits, but at this point I'd settle for A cups as long as the girl loved me. It's pretty comical comparing my standards now compared to when I was 20. Desperation and loneliness has a way of bringing you to your knees.
>>65842120>fetishjesus christ its literally babys first week jerking off type fetish
>>65842249Exactly, it's so common that this is the view that people have of it. My fixations related to huge boobs are much more autistic and specific than that though to the point of being an actual fetish, as in an "abnormal sexual interest", but that doesn't actually matter because it's still an interest in huge boobs, which is extremely common and results in a lot of competition for girls with that feature and a cultural climate that makes you feel sleazy and predictable for having it.
>>65842048here's your free (You) and accompanying video
ask the vampire sage for his advices he is feeling benevolent
>>65842243im fancy af
Should I go on discord? I'm bored. I want attention. What should I do with my time
>>65842285yeah time for esex
>>65842295Bus discord is degenerate and I get obsessions with random ppl
>>65842337that sounds like a you problem you could talk about anything
Trans and femboy robots would you ever top a guy or let him suck your dick? Is topping too big a no go for a chaser like me to hope for?
>>65842361...why? you already have a hole?
>>65842174At this point I'd fuck a rotting animal corpse on the side of a busy highway.
>>65842378because it feels right for me. also more holes more fun
>>65842398Lol.>constantly open wound>funPick one troon.
>>65842448i picked a good surgeon and a good style of dick removal, so ill show you in a few months ;)
>be me>dislike smell of own shit>idea.jpg>bring small chocolate bar to bathroom>smell and eat it to distract from poop smell>hands are occupied holding the chocolate>forget to wipe because of itI have a crust going that's thicker than the Earth's. Ty chocolate.
>>65840983kek, i love to smell my own shit and farts. I dont know why but it smells so good and intensive and refreshing sometimes. But i hate other peopels feces and farts.
>>65841031What is wrong with us?
>>65841031everyone loves smelling their own brand kek
>>65840983>Screencapped>Posted on r/greentext and r/4chanThanks for the free internet points OP
>how did it affect your psyche? >did it affect your choice of women?>how much have you seen/heard about what she did? >were you bullied or teased for it >what is your moms attitude towards you? >is she settled down or does she still slut it up? t.Freud
