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Post stories, green texts, or images of anons doing gods work. Pic very fucking related
this guy is a hero who deserves a medal
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>be me
>super robot
>find out army chad is going to be deployed '
>gf is super hot and rejected me in high school
>spend hours writing letter about how he has died over sea
>send it to his gf
>messger her about how sad it is and that i miss him lmao
>spend the night with her
>leave into the night and delete facebook
only time i ever got laid and i had to work for it
You know this never happened, right?
A true original hero
>she fucked you basically as soon as she learned her bf was dead
What the fuck this has to be fake

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Will they ever release pictures of his dead body?
I dont know why you would want to see the dead body of a greasy trap but you do you anon

>Anon, are you okay? You look like you are about to cry
>I am good, just tired is all
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>What's up anon? You look like you're contemplating something
>"nah, I'm not the kind of person that does that sorta stuff"
heh, gotta make sure noone finds out how depressed I am
>Anon, you are really smart!
>Turns our I am stupid as fuck, but good at standardized tests
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Huh, I don't remember making this post
It is a common experience among the autism community

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Guys My first shift at mcDonalds starts in LITERALLY 5 minutes. Hiding in the bathroom hyperventilating. Pls help should I run out?
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Maybe the literal homosexual Asian McDonald's worker avatarfag can help you out. He might hit on you like he did that Vietnamese guy earlier, but he might have some good advice if you ignore his advances.
FINALLY you drop your avatar FUCK
>>47004266 (checked)
>starts in 5 minutes
>posted 8 minutes ago
It's a shit job but it'll be so easy for real. I worked there for a bit. I remember some of the older guys who had been there for years tried to give me shit if I didn't know every single thing on my shift shift, but they are just miserable and used to seeing employees come and go, so they'll assume you're a shit worked right away. Anyway within a few weeks I was already doing better work than them
all you do is stand at a register and push buttons your first day, you may not even do that.
you can't mess up. the computer tells you the change and you can just ask the manager for help.

the thing you want to look out for is neurotic psychopaths who need exact change, only paper currency, only pay in coins, tender nazis basically.
people like that will get upset at you because you can't/won't do math in your head and want to use the register for change, but the person wants 10$ instead of 9$ or some shit. people are fucking mentally ill.

Everything feels dull, nothing is enjoyable. This is the beginning of the end.
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Welcome to the void. Enjoy your stay.
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>tfw you watch your favorite movies and it's the equivalent of staring at test patterns for an unfathomable length of time
I'm at this stage. I never knew what real depression was until now. Literally nothing is even the slightest bit enjoyable.
how old are you OP. I'm just curious.

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What do you plan to do with your life?
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End it
Do you think 18 yo is too old to start learning game development?
I plan to get rich making an app and then spend the rest of my time landscaping my backyard, knitting, playing magic, and writing little bits of code for fun
Get a high-paying banking job and look at Excel spreadsheets all day. Not the most exciting of plans, but I don't hate doing it so I figured why not, it's honestly the easiest way through life.
end it
originally of course
I'm gonna master music production, then novel writing, then filmmaking, and then game design. I want to be a jack of all trades in art and self-expression.

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What can you do if you are of an undesirable race?
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Embrace it and go on with your life normally. This racial superiority thing is just delusional autism shit you''ll only see on this site.
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How many of you would unironically subscribe/torrent pic related if it was real?
Damn, Peruvians can be pretty ugly, I'm Peruvian myself but turned out alright and light skinned (5'8" manlet though) which is pretty much the most important thing when it comes to looks.

I remember back in high school some girls would ask me if I was European lol

I've been trying to get with this cute Peruvian girl who kind of looks like Kylie Jenner but she's a normie and she's one of those ghetto Peruvians, not the bad kind but you know, the ones who talk like niggers, she's pretty cool and kind but still, it's intimidating.
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>Getting mixed up for a European
Why the fuck are you even in this thread? Fuck off back to /britfeels/ or /soc/.
you have the jews promoting you

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Do you anons prefer your sodas or other drinks in plastic, glass or can? Think i prefer can or glass especially cold
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Whichever one has real sugar and not corn syrup
>such a brainlet that he actually expects people to "deny accusations" on the internet.
yeah, let me just respond to some random cunt, 'nuh-uh, i'm no cleetus. i'm just a normal person and i've been to many fancy restaurants.' you sure are quite the sub-human.

>prefers fountain drink
>brags on r9k about being "rich"
>drinks soda and thinks he's above some redneck named Cleetus
you know you can just buy soda in glass bottles and pour it in a cup? did this not occur to your chimp brain?
"or other drinks" ffs read
I can confirm that the freestyle/fountain machine is not cleaned often and is watered down, especially when the syrup is running low
>t. Wendy's worker
Can confirm this as well. Half the time their not restocked for awhile as well, so the soda can get flat.
>t. another Wendy's Worker

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Hi there. Any bots play OSRS here? I do but my membership expired today and I don't have any money to get another month. So... who here wants to give me a bond?
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thanks man
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If you're above level 100, then I might.
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all yours anon, enjoy!
Im sorry but I don't give my email to anons. The fags posting theirs are NOT me.
Come on bro I can pay you back in a month
kek saw that coming

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This board is atrocious for your mind's well-being.
It's filled with mean-spirited people who are spending their free time trying to push you over the edge and apply salt on your wounds.
You might think it's just healthy banter lacking the usual sugarcoat and you would be tempted to salute rhe honesty of your fellow "robots" but make no mistake : no one's friendly here. You're surrounded by hateful bastards preying on weak-minded people.
No one here wants you to get better. No one's having a laugh with you.
You need to leave this place and never return.
I'm not commanding you to leave 4chan, feel free to emigrate to any other board, even /b/ would genuinely be a better pick. In 12 years of browsing I've never witnessed anything as horrendous as the r9k of 2018. If you have any concern at all about your mental health, learn to shrink your allocated time per day to eventually completely cut off any tie you may have with this poisonous swamp.

And to the people who will arrogantly laugh it off, covering by a thick veil of putrid humor these embarrassing facts, know well that your sins lay heavy upon your souls and that eventually you'll suffer a fit and cruel punishment. I curse you all. Be damned.
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where do i go though to browse instead
That is more reason to go anon-kun.

Shut up faggot. Everyone needs to leave this board.
I can't leave, I know this board is horrible but I just can't stop coming here every day.
How do I leave this place?
Start calling /r9gay/ with no "no homo" at the end. You are now a fag for coming here.
induce a small electric shock on yourself every time you type out / click on r9k

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How do I stop wanting to be a girl? Does this mean I'm a faggot? What made me like this?
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Shut your computer off and throw your phone away kid, you sound like a shithead.
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That unironically sounds really fucking hot
>Shut your computer off and throw your phone away kid, you sound like a shithead.
Jesus christ you sound so old. Are you actually mad that the old gods aren't going to turn you into a woman? Get over it they now only exist in a collection of fanfics that is Christianity
You should look up norse mythology. Loki literally turns into women and at one point gives birth to a horse after taking a stud's cock
That and Tireseas got turned into a woman for cucking some snakes

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I honestly don't see how I'm gonna make it. I already got fired from one job and quit another. After college is over when I need to go off on my own, I don't think I'm gonna be able to hold a job.
I don't remotely care about any of that, but the banana fan made me laugh my ass off. Hilarious.
It is funny, isn't it?
You're not alone, I see threads like this all the time. Basically, the answer for all of them is the same: You need a plan. Do some research and come up with something that'll work for you. May not work the first try, in fact it probably won't, but keep at it and try different things.
Starts with an and ends with hero

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I could have, since I know their irl friends, but they ruined their own life. [Still love him though] What about you guys? gone full yandere yet?
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Did you take screenshots of the conversations?
Do you have the intention to post it?
Well knowing how this shit goes, will delete all accounts anyway.
The closest I've ever come is considering pretending to be okay with their desire for an open relationship so i could sabotage their medication and ruin their life for betraying me like that
OP here
I don't even want him back, I'm just upset that I broke up with him and let him go out with other people. [ironically enough I now understand we're incompatible in a financial way but uhh STILL UPSET because I'm a dumb yandere]

I am now considering it since my oneitis who has previously said she liked me and would go out with me (I was too beta to make a move) just got a boyfriend in another state. How would I go about sabotaging or breaking up their relationship so that I could move in?
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I want to indirectly ruin a girl's relationship with her passive "nice guy" boyfriend so my chance of being with her increases slightly.
She's been with him for 8 years. I've known her for a few months.

wat do?

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Why are men enraged by threads that mock women?

I've never understood this. When I read critique on the modern unfeminine roasties, I give the poster a thumbs up, not call him a bitter virgin.
Confused bitter virgin detected.
I'm sure your critique is intelligent and on point. Give examples.
Original reminder that whiteknighting won't get you laid
I always take contrary position to the OP on principle, I think this makes for a more interesting discussion as you actually have to justify your argument.

If just you want a thumbs up and to be agreed with go to Reddit

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Post your shit anons. All pictures will get put up on the fridge and all music/videos will get plays. All criticism will be constructive. We don't need any more negativity than we already have in our lives.
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Pilotredsun is the animator who made Garfeilf and Pringles Advert. I wanted to add some sort of music to my animation, and one of his songs really clicked. I contacted him, and he said I could use part of it in the video.

The software I use is animate CC. It only took me about a month and a half to learn, but it takes much longer learn how to make animations look realistic.
That was pretty cool.


probs my most simple song

No bully, please...
>mfw Ive got 400k downloads on my app store apps
Guess Ive won this thread better luck next time guys

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