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Dont know whether to wear a mini skirt or a knee length skirt tomorrow...

Its gping to be 22 degrees
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More women should wear short skirts. All femanons should post pics of them wearing their skirts
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>>85604824
You can't mention a 2b cosplay and not immediately get my interest. Add my disc when you get a moment

turbogrixis222
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>>85603812
>Miniskirt
Filthy whore
Get molested by Lulumba
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>>85604824
>Hehe you can just say hi and talk to me, and walk with me if you want hehe, i dont mind that.
CAN YOU PLEASE ENCOURAGE ALL OTHER GIRLS YOU HAVE INFLUENCE OVER TO BE LIKE THIS?
It would be sooo nice
literally have had girls even from this board immediately assume i had a foot fetish and judge me for it just because of saying the most innocent comments btw so it's just really rough
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>>85605239
you mean one of the greatest Africans of all time, revolutionary socialist Patrice Lumumba?
At least spell his name right!

VR porn is fuckin crazy the first time you try it. It gets boring like everything does eventually but those first few times are amazing. It's like seeing a naked woman in real life (I've never seen one)
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>>85603317
>Jewish doomsday cult leader was a member of the religion that started 11 years after he died
Nope.
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Future VR + AI will create some amazing experiences. Can't wait to fuck all the chicks I've always wanted to fuck.
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>>85603043
>It's like seeing a naked woman in real life
I like VR porn, but it's not remotely similar. you should check if your city has a full nude strip club and get a private lap dance from a girl you like there.
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>>85605150
Now if you fuck an AI chick who's getting cucked? The bf having his gf plowed by incels in VR or the incels jerking off to a digital fantasy while the guy fucks the real thing?
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>>85605293
nobody is getting "cucked" because it's not real.

Something very strange happened to me today and I wanna know if anyone can explain it.
I've been trying nofap recently and been struggling a bit. I could never go more than 6 days without failing. Today is day 5, and I was on the toilet, scrolling. I saw someone cosplaying Seth from Deltarune, and felt a bit funny (not horny, just funny). Later, I saw a post that would normally make me VERY horny, but I felt nothing, not even a tickle. What the hell just happened to me? Did Seth Deltarune rewire my brain?
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>>85605004
deltarune
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>>85605004
Seth degoonerified you. Thank them now.
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>t. Berdly
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>>85605004
>I saw someone cosplaying Seth from Deltarune

Are you going to share with the rest of us?

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I was Uber jeating because I find it fun to do for some quick cash after work and I dropped off at a trap house

There were a bunch of white tweaker zombies smoking cigarettes in the back yard and it was boarded up

I pulled up and there was no number signed to indicate the house number but I assumed it was because of the place on the map

So I went up and I knocked on the door

No answer

I knocked again

I saw somebody peeking through the blinds and it's a black guy

He opened the door wearing some chains and he's said what

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>>85604940
thats not how danger works irl. everything is fine until it isnt and then you are fucked. its not a slow boil it just sweeps through like a whirlwind then leaves you confused and badly hurt. be ready to run and take your safety seriously
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>>85605001
none of what you said contradicts what i said.
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>>85605001
All you got to do is keep to yourself and have a concentrated sense of what you're doing and where you're going

So basically what you should be doing anywhere anyways
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>>85605020
But I mean part of it also comes from me being a male I don't think a female could do that and be safe especially at night
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>>85604935
Ambushing the guy who you called to your house to bring you food (using your credit card, through an app that has your address and phone number) is such a 0 IQ move that I don't think you're at much risk of anything happening

one day I will have this view
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>>85604949
Imagine the smell of your underwear after you've been out and about all day but didn't wipe your ass properly after taking a shit. And then mix that with sweat.
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>>85604944
And that's why doggy style is a meme. You have to smell the woman's ass, and very few clean themselves properly. Only niggers can put up with it.
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>>85605043
That's not true. I've rarely smelled a stinky asshole with other hookers or girlfriends.
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>>85605043
It's very funny to imagine a person stupid enough to believe this sincerely.
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>>85605043
>see woman's ass
>think of black men

MODS CAN YOU PLEASE BAN THE PEOPLE POSTING THE FUCKING KEK SHIT HOLY FUCKING CHRIST.
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>>85604709
KEKING. BAN THE NTR POSTERS.
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Why do you hate kek so much? It's 4chan culture.
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Just filter it bro

we're just the children of a monster
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkailb3xcTI
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gtod damn bro

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foids have cheered on oppressive ruling classes for centuries. time to stop taking their cries about "LE PATWIARCHY OPWESSES ME" seriously
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>>85604354
man i just wanna eat my egg salad sandwich in peace leave me out of this
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>>85604941
Hi Neptune. How are you and junas doing? Hopefully well. Me and my boyfriend are broken up, it's a very long story.
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>>85604354
>I discovered even, by his conversation, when intoxicated that his favourites were wantons of the lowest class, who could by their vulgar, indecent mirth, which he called nature, rouse his sluggish spirits. Meretricious ornaments and manners were necessary to attract his attention. He seldom looked twice at a modest woman, and sat silent in their company; and the charms of youth and beauty had not the slightest effect on his senses, unless the possessors were initiated in vice. His intimacy with profligate women, and his habits of thinking, gave him a contempt for female endowments; and he would repeat, when wine had loosed his tongue, most of the common-place sarcasms levelled at them, by men who do not allow them to have minds, because mind would be an impediment to gross enjoyment. Men who are inferior to their fellow men, are always most anxious to establish their superiority over women.
the full quote is from a LITERAL cuckquean btw
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>>85604354
>pic rel
Swing and a miss. Both chad and incel are redpilled on women.
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>>85605160
"chad" is not superior to incels you retarded cuck

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There's always an article about a kid with a 180 IQ and they never go on to do shit
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>>85604969
Have sex and reproduce
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>>85604861
There are hundreds of researchers out there right now with equivalent IQs trying as hard as they can without any breakthroughs or revelations.

Genius + motivation + environment + a lot of luck. That's the formula for being IQ and remembered. Most high IQ people just focus on getting the most out of their life, mapping the universe is an obsession that's not fun and won't get you any pussy. You have to be both smart and driven to discover in order to create new mathematics or scientific theories.
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what's there for them to do?
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I remember some story of an asshole who named his kid something like winner and loser. The winner kid grew up to be a complete loser while the loser kid grew up to be super successful. make of that what you will
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>>85605084
I feel it's more so a fact that by process of elimination the core aspects of nature that are possible to reason out by just a single genius are dwindling especially in modern times. We need a whole fucking particle accelerator to advance many of the cutting edge theories of particle physics for instance.

What are we drinking tonight anons?

I'm drinking pic related.
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fuck bros I hate going outside by myself. I get nervous and turn red
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>>85604594
sorry to hear that anon. I hope you find a solution
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>>85604129
idk if i should, but i have some fireball in the fridge
i'm kinda full and dead tired though, maybe tomorrow...
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strawberry soju and modelo chelada for now (\/)
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im drinking peach tea bc booze is expensive and im broke and when j drink i get so sad i worry ill kill myself

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so many vidya so little money and time.

Go to a bar and talk to women.
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>>85604945
toeposting should be punishable by death
u can't blame me
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>>85604789
women seem to prefer when i do not talk much, actually. the more i talk the less interested they become.
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>>85604952
I said GOOD DAY, sir!
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I stopped after I pulled some chick onto my lap and got kicked out.
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>>85604789
Why? So they can ignore me? So they can insult me? So I can pay into a system designed to wring everything out of me for a void and her kid? Fuck that noise. Women have made their position on me painful clear and I intend to not waste any time trying to change that.

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Have one, they're free.
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>>85604677
Hurry up and finish the 1.7 update you lazy fuck
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>>85604677
Imagine being that fucking sorted for jackets.
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I love jackets but I live in a place where they're only useful for maybe two out of the year. It just feels so boring when you only get to wear tshirts most of the time because any more layers than that and I get too sweaty and overheated.
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I don't get any of the references itt, someone please spoonfeed.
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>>85605002
guy in OP pic is the stardew valley dev
he's know for wearing the same jacket
so he bought himself a lifetime supply of them

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he added me back, should i accept
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>>85605036
send him a picture of your penis
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full send nigga
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Nah you will feel worse at the end than you do now
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>>85605036
Cute rei, saved
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>>85605036
and this time voice chat, you coward.

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trans on trans porn is so hot

imagine being so much of a failed man you service other failed men
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>>85602116
so true the makeup is doing herculean lifting and even then he just looks strange
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>trans on trans porn
Homosexual spam belongs in the homosexual containment board >>>/lgbt/
Fuck off to your containment board, homosexual aberration
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>>85603478
Your [SAGE!] has been dispelled!

Greetings from England!
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>>85602808
asian femboys are nice until they take the makeup off and look like a typical chang you would see working in tech
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>>85603478
>aberration
abomination


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