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I wanna kill and rape some foids so bad but its not legally allowed(
Why is our society so cruel to men?
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>>77272722
2024: Year of the 'goniac ,baybee
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>>77272722
include me in the screencap you fat retard
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>>77272722
crisp numerals
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>>77272722
Que es wumpagoniac?
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>>77271266
transgressive coitus

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My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do
I just fucking hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its corpus. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.
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>>77273003
Holy shit I forgot about Hatred
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>>77273025
I have no interest in playing it, but it's so retarded I can't help but have a soft spot for it. I giggle every time I hear that monologue.
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>>77272970
Have fun with the FBI knocking on your door and the interrogation.
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>>77273066
I fucking love that monolog. Seriously, the trailer was the best thing about that game.
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>>77273736
It perfectly captures the mindset of those exact kinds of megalomaniacal fags. Very true to life.

>Good morning, Miss Femanon? I'm Agent Chad from the Pussy Inspection Bureau, may I come in?
Your response?
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>>77273970
My name isn't Femanon and I have no pussy to inspect.
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>>77273970
the pib was disbanded in the 60s you creep, I own a gun and I will shoot you if you dont leave

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>80-85% of young men are sexually active
this is despite:
>80% being obese
>80% being below 6 foot
>80% being sub-5 facially
Seems like blaming not being chad is a bit of a cope
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I understand why I'm being sexually selected against and that's fine, I'm fine with that. I just wish I had some irl friends that understood me. No gf is one thing but no friends makes me question what I'm even doing here.
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>>77273723
When they are rated by women they are, objectivity be damned.
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>>77273414
where do people find these charts other than /r9k/?
we need some data from the last decade
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>>77273414
>>80-85% of young men are sexually active

did they say whether they paid?
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>>77274015
Obviously whoremongers are counted in the numbers. They are sexually active.

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Femanon standards.
Femoids, post your standards for your bf. Would you date someone you met here? Post the standards for a robot bf.
>height
>weight/build
>hair
>dick size
>interests
>personality
>extras (anything else you think is important).
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>>77274785
I laughed for a bit but it's actually just sad kek
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>>77274785
I've seen much more sincere people in /soc/ but the thought that someone I'm talking to is entertaining multiple anons at the same time makes me sick so I've never tried /soc/.
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>>77270942
Lately I've been listening to Drab Majesty, Steve Roach, and Devil Master a bunch. I did actually have a coworker tell me that she met people by volunteering at our local Wire-ish music venue and I've wanted to do something like that. Also just bought tickets to Roadburn even though I have zero friends to go with but I suppose I have a year to figure things out.
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>>77274827
/soc/ is normieland, both men and women there look good and are generally well adjusted, it also feels a lot more casual. Here at least for me it implies a bit more commitment i mean do you really think, in this board, we would be entertaining multiple anons? Idk about you but exchanging contacts with anons here has been very rare and i've been browsing this for quite a few years now.
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>>77273942
Anon, I literally described Heydrich as a joke kek
I posted my real standards somewhere

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>28
>male
>6'7"
>skinny
>neet atm
>planning to work 1 day a week
>mild agoraphobia
>own a van
>live in the small suburbs of a new zealand
>have worked only a few years total out of my whole adult life
>live very modestly, so still have 10,000s saved
>have gf, we're probably both on the spectrum
>currently wake up, read elon musk book, play games on new pc setup
>drink coffee, smoke weed every day
>cook health nutritious meals at home with all the free time

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>>77268827
>18
>156cm
>43kg
>bulimic
>no interest in any work or career or anything ever
>online relationships with old men
>love cooking and baking
>matcha mmmhhnngghhh
>ip banned from /ck/ and /fit/
>post perverted photos on 4chan
>think im having a midlife crisis
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>>77268827
>26 (27 in a few weeks)
>5'2
>underweight
>autistic/ADHD retard
>unemployed
>off and on college without a goal
>recovered agoraphobe
>developed a fear of (nonanonymous) online interaction
>trying to make friends offline but get cast out eventually
>live with brother in small shitty studio where i pay all the rent/bills with disability
>desperate to fall in love yet failing
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>>77268827
>37
>Male
>6'0
>slight overweight but strong
>NEET
>Severe agoraphobia
>Been mostly house bond for most of my life now
>Live in a Small town in eastern Canada
>Never worked except shovelling snow and cutting grass when youngling
>Live with parents in duplex apartment
>Lived in same place for so long, rent is very low compared to others trying to find place to rent
>Had 2 gf's when teenager. got hand jobs, fingered and oral sex, but never went all the way so technically still virgin
>Usually wake around 7am, get coffee play video games until lunch
>Make lunch and scroll through Twitter and YouTube feed

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>>77271530
i need you are you cute desu
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>>77273894
>OMG a slightly shy normie.
What has this board become?

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I really want to quit drugs
>https://youtu.be/pw3PQEw6O4U?si=A1l2n-eUXv3Kw_KL
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>>77273513
if you wanted to, you would
believe me anon, I'm on the other side from this and it only takes that constant reminder that these substances fucking suck
I think proper social interaction makes all the difference if you dont have that already, the drug pales in comparison to an enjoyable conversation for example

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Female genitals are fascinating.
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>>77273225
Clitorisma
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Semination
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>>77273225
Labia majora

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I just need a laptop and I'll be grinding

Day 507 of manifesting cute gf that has cool interests
Waiting for the weekend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7GTLIhNO1g
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>>77272205
hello anon
how was your day?
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>>77273247
Hi anon!
My day was alright I would say. I got a very good night's rest. I was bored for most of the day. I'm just procrastinating on studies.
How was your's?
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>>77273365
sadly its a boring day with nothing to talk about again
pretty similar to what you described but i replaced the good sleep with energy drinks which i really should stop doing
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>>77273643
Yeah the energy drinks can only go so far. I'm gonna need some to help me clutch up tomorrow for a test. T_T
Anything that's been on your mind lately?
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>Anything that's been on your mind lately?
i would have alot to say to this normally & would like to answer but my brains fucked up rigth now and i cant think of a single thing and i shouild probably getting to sleep about now so i think i will
good night anon

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Do foids actually feel pleasure from anal?
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>>77272285
Why you got an anal fetish? Surely you've taken dumps bigger than a finger.
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>>77272615
That's because it feels nothing like pooping.
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>>77272258
My ex grooled from it, so I would have to assume yes
But she also had a bit of an anal fixation, so
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some do and some do it wrong
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>>77272285
Out of curiosity can you describe your ideal bf?

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Men are the disposable gender.
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>>77273786
So what you're saying is you think legs are important? Let me tell you buddy, you haven't lived long enough. Once you grow older you'll see things the way they really are.
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>>77273744
I sure did dispose of my male gender in exchange for a female one... Concerning
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>>77273744
What a Goddess, does she have a throne?
She was smarter than dwarfy there who fought for his "country" lol
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>>77273853
Women are, on average, smarter than men. This is due to the distribution of IQ in a bell curve, where women are the main character while men go off in either direction dying for sweet righteousness and justice.
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>>77273866
>main character

Retarded zoomer detected

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i hate stupid moids
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>>77273822
What do I get out of it THO?
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>>77273831
i can show you my weird tits if you want
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>>77273835
mmm, be my friend. That's better I think.
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>>77273845
well friend what do you want to do?
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>>77273874
I will sleep now lainfriend, it was nice knowing you

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>have some kind of rush on my dick
>go to a doctor
>"when did you have last time unprotected sex anon"
>I didn't have at all
>looks at me with a smug face
>"Ok I got used to it that people lie to me."
Why can't normies believe that somebody can't have sex?

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>Didn't want to use Tinder
>Use Turn Up since it's based around music taste
>Modern-ish rock and metal, hopefully one or two will notice
>Two weeks later
>Nope

>Try again as a catfishing, obviously fake Chad
>Music taste as "Anythin reli"
>Check a few hours later
>14 women message me
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>>77272221
>women like hot guys

its so over bros, time to re-subscribe to onlyfans egirl
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Find your way to cope. Most humans never bred, which means that never had a partner.
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>>77272298
What a way to twist things. Professional copester here.
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>>77272221
is that the picture you used? did you build a whole chadfish profile or just use one pic?


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