>wake up through my alarm>why am I still alive>just to suffer>get out of bed for coffee n cigs>breakfast some cereals >make my bed>change into work clothes>hoping for a car accident that sends me into the hospital during our drive to our worksite >or that I get too sick while working outside in this cold
Sobriety and niceness not making me any friends. K.
wow it must be hard working 5 hours a day for your dad
Inebriation and niceness doesn't either. >>83168666Be nice, Satan. Far more sinister people out there.
>its getting late>I better get ready2sleep very soon>I dont want to continue anymore >>83168666its with my dad so yea its devilish at timeslike ur get xd>>83168212The K stands for The Cunt (You) arestay sober faggot
>smoke a last ciggy>ready2sleep >pls dont let me wake up ever again
>we need a war to cull the useless malesWho the fuck is getting paid to shill this line? Even in the WW2 days, it was nowhere near a meat grinder for the US (euros on the other hand). America hasn't experienced such a "culling" since the Civil WarAre people really so scared of confronting modern dating problems that they'd rather commit genocide?Maybe there wouldn't be muh surplus if we didn't import men en masse
>>83168658Beta guy friend
>>83168658does anyone have the destination edit where it's her saying 'i want friends'?
>>83168658It's hard to believe that someone took the time to draw this and thought this looks positive and inspiring. The mental gymnastics must be something to behold.
>>83168658It's funny how 10 years ago, the guy on the boat would be the "loser" and the other one the "winner". But now, the first one is the chad that used up the foid and the last one is the betabux who gets in a dead bedroom marriage
4chan is a tiny irrelevant shithole. Nobody would waste their money on shilling here.
One day I will have sex from behind with a girl with a big butt wearing a thong pulled to the side.
>>83170339hmm yes nice indeed. i hope you experience that soon.
>>83170339smelly buttholetell her to take a shower first
>>83170339i want that tooBUT i also wanna look like her and get plapped too
>game about sexual abuse>trans flag reactionthe jokes write themselves
i tried to stalk this girl i know but there's literally no information on her at all. i even looked her up full first and last name. what am i overlooking here
>>83170702hackerman here, brush up on ur osint skills
>>83170747You don't talk to this girl?Then you're out of luck you need some way to probe info where did you find her, anyways you need something to work with its like Sudoku eventually it all falls into place
>>83170702I thought stalking was a meme no one does that
>>83170776i try to talk to her but she's very tight lipped, that's why i want to find out more about her so i know what topics to bring up.>>83170779i just want to know her likes and interests, where she went to college. i don't want to know her address.
>>83170792>i just want to know her likes and interests, where she went to collegeomg twin
I love her so much bros..I've had an obsession with Karen Carpenter for nearly 8 years now. And it's just growing day by day. I cannot last a single day without her voice, and often fantasize about her as well as how I could save her in some kind of time machine like Jeff Mangum with Anne Frank. I genuinely am in love with her, her angelic voice, her movement, her manners, her life story etc. I cry to her voice at least once a week, and look at her pics on a regular basis.fuck I've never fallen in love with anyone as much as her and I've had my fair share girlfriends. I just couldn't help but compare them to Karen. The painful fact remains that she passed away well before my time and I will have to cope with the fact that I will NEVER meet her in this lifetime. I just want to give her a hug and tell her how beautiful she is and how she has a once in a lifetime voice as well as her extraordinary drumming skills.
>>83170030I listened to one of their albums on cassette so much the tape fucking broke. What an incredible band, what incredible talent, what a tragic end.
>>83170288Seconding the shrine idea. Just make it classy, like a Greo-Roman or East Asian one. Not a nightmarish poojeet one.
>>83170619How can you not possibly fall in love with her anon? The most angelic, purest voice I've ever heard in my life whose life was tragic. One of the greatest drummers ever who could give John Bonham a run for his money. AND she could sing and drum at the same time.And boy was she beautiful, in a girl next door way but also very energetic and tomboyish. She wasn't sexual, but oh so alluring. A real life pixie dream girl. The Karen the world didn't deserve. https://www.reddit.com/r/drums/comments/lwmxpb/karen_carpenter_killing_it_on_drums/
>>83170634Ikr? Shame that The Carpenters were not more highly regarded because they were considered too poppy at the time. The critics can go fuck themselves.
>she wanted to be a housewifeSo fucking based also.
Do moids really live like that? Don't you feel any shame?
>>83163794I wish I lived like that. If I lived in a space any bigger than a studio apartment the whole place would be bare except for the kitchen and my room
I've been living in my room at my parents for over 30 years so when I moved to a 50m2 house it felt like a palace. I don't need more.
>>83164044INCREDIBLY NEGATIVE FENG SHUIYOU NEED TO CHANGE THE LAYOUT TO OPTIMIZE CULTIVATION AND HEALTHSWAP DRESSER AND BED AND ROTATE BED TO FACE THE SOUTH END OF THE ROOM (TOWARDS DOOR)
>>83164306>posts a brand on death's doorstep as an example of men consoomingShouldn't they be doing great if that were the case?
>>83170130The gods of taoism would have no interest in me, I am a hyperborean
>burn bible>burn torah>burn bagavad ghita>burn guru granth sahib>no one bats an eye>burn quran>have worldwide death order put against youExplain why we dont literally wipe islam out as a thing. China found out you cant have more than 0 muslims AND have cohesion, the world cried but they simply stamped out their retarded muslim populace and forced them to assimilate. Russia tried reeling in their southern retard muslims but couldnt so they just use them as mindless meatwave infantry
>>83170197Maybe i should buy one then and cover it in pitch
>>83170166CopeYour churches are empty because you don't careSay it loud and proud, YOU DON'T CAREAND BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T CARE, YOUR ENTIRE WAY OF LIFE IS NOW THREATENED
>>83170212I'm not Christian, Anon. The world is too ugly and chaotic to see beauty in anything.
>>83170268>The world is too ugly and chaotic to see beauty in anything.Our fault :^]
>>83170197>hindu nationalists would burn and skin you aliveBeen needing a solution like this, thanks.
He Regressed at Age 2 and Lost All Language (Profound Autism)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_ziZRHOTrYThis nigga is BOPPING on Christopher's dick
Um, do men and women really have this much resentment towards each other or is it only something online? Feels like a psyop
This is how virgin women see men btw. She lies about getting laid onceThat is so literally me before I had sex tBut also I still think men hobbies are shit and everything they say is inherently boring
>>83169158>Feels like a psyopDo women offer any sort of charity or kindness to men in real life? The internet is the place where people are honest, in real life they are simply restrained by fear of immediate consequences.
>>83169845You're coping hard. Social media didn't change anything, it merely revealed what was already there since time immemorial.
>>83169158If the West was better, millions of bitches alive right now would get tons of beatings
>>83169265>this advice on r9k of all placesWTF happened to the normie net
>this is what counts as difficulty in life to normgroid sexhaversI literally had to close the thread and pace around my room I was so mad. FUCK normies and sexhavers FUCK ALL OF YOU
>>83170789that's poorly made bait. like wal mart level bait.
>>83170789>sex is all I care about. sex is all that matters. sex is the only thing.Your life sounds so boring and depressing.So you didn't get to slap ham with some bitch?Ohhh nooo...Too bad there's only a million amazing things to see and do in the world.Perhaps if there were a million and one, things would be better.
Thinking Hat EditionIt's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other relatives you fancy. Discussion of the biology, politics, and psychology of consanguinamory is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, and fetishspamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!Previous: >>83069039https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83069039Story Library: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub
>>83164956Rain always comes back eventually.
>>83165514>I'm just not ready to be pregnant yet, and these were like 2-3 years ago.Yeah, the idea of having a kid that young is pretty overwhelming, I can't imagine it would be much fun while young.>I'm so sorry that you lost a son, i cant imagine how painful that has to be. I hope the emotional scars don't hurt too muchGets easier, but it can still ruin a day if I let it occupy my mind too much. Grim as it is it could have been worse.>>83166837Most days, at least in passing. I feel I have let down my daughter by not letting her older brother be here with her. He would be turning 4 pretty soon and my mind's been on that a lot this year. Would have been the year he started school, too. Things like that can eat at me if I let them. Something about the dreams has instilled me with a little big of spirituality since they started, so I do feel, at least a little bit, that he's watching his sister from the next life
>>83164363One of my first wet dreams involved fucking my mom in the back of her minivan. She's been a staple in my dreams ever since
>>83168883>I feel I have let down my daughter by not letting her older brother be here with herBeing a big sis can be just a rewarding for her. I'm sure she'd be ecstatic about any siblings she may have.
>>83170374I'm sure it will be, I wish I'd gotten to grow up with a younger sibling, I love spoiling my nieces when I get the chance.
take me to the hospital
TAKE ME TO THE RIVERPUT ME IN THE WATER
>>83170757walk it off broc:
>>83170757Welcome to the hospital, anon!
im activating a r9k virus that only affects people with BPDif u wake up tomorrow sweating or coughing know ur days are numbered
I don't use the word hero very often, but OP is the greatest hero in /r9k/ history.
>>83170659hey dont get too excited i dont know if the virus is lethal in humans yet
I'm activating a r9k vaccine that protects all bpd bots from your virusIf you wake up tomorrow feeling loved know it's coming from me :)
>>83170628can you make virus to kill all the fucking normalniggercattle?
>>83170628jokes on you I only have SPD
everytime i open my mouth, people think im weird or schizo. no one wants to take me seriously. this is getting tiring.
>>83170710Okay weirdo
>>83170710shut up crazy person, the moon isnt made out of cheese
>>83170721Ok but what if it is
