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women love thread #1
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>>84796951
>HE COULD BE ANY ONE OF US!
>HE COULD BE YOU, HE COULD BE ME, HE COULD EVEN BE-
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>>84796882
Look at all the disgusting redditors trying to gang up on you. Like you don't have to be a certain kind of person to not only use reddit daily but to blog on it.
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more like Mikan love thread
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>>84796882
>My ass genuinely fucking clenches with dread
I thinks its because it is a tranny behind the post. No fucking way a woman in present year is that caring and has a bf sick fetish. Overall the post makes me uncomfortable too.
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>>84797104
>>84796845
Anyways, what I like about women the most is their tiny titties. They're extremely cute and I like it when they're smaller than my hand.
Bigger ones are nice too but I'm pretty sure I will not ever touch a pair of them again without paying for a premium escort IRL. I have a greater chance to feel a delicious flat chest by dating Asian women like Filipinas or so.

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The only person in the world I will always hate is myself. Everyone else can be forgiven. I was the first person I ever hated and the only one I don't even want to forgive.
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>>84796994
Why do you hate yourself anon?
Originalinalinal

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Post waifus and husbandos here!!!!!
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>>84795312
>Girls are stupid
Facts
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Anyway, Bill Dickey Anon again. Any other robots have a waifu Pinterest board?
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>>84795670
Probably just the girls
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>>84795670
I had one on my old account but had to stop updating it because it exposed me to so much rageworthy dykeshit
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I love shoving my dearest in random games
>>84795670
I don't use Pinterest but I do like to gather images that remind me of him, even if it's something as mundane and normal as a fancy book or a banana cake lol

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What do you think of her body? I think its incredible.
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>>84796687
As a fembot she looks like a 7/10
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>>84796956
You are just jealous.
Would you have lesbian sex with her?
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>>84797014
No she has no waist or boobs and her posture is shit (just like mine)
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>>84796687
an average white girl with a thin body
30 years ago? any average white guy would have this as a gf
today? CHAD ONLY NIGGER!

fucking hell I hate living in this timeline, man
and yea this specific girl probably isn't with a gigachad, but where I live that's how it is, you are NOT pulling an average thin white girl unless you're 6ft+ and handsome
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>>84797037
Her boobs are her biggest downside. And she has bad posture because her ass is so big she tends to lean backwards.
But she does have very good waist, you just cant see it on this picture.

i used to want to have 3 kids only 3-4 years ago, now i can't even imagine bringing life into this hellscape. the present is so bad for gen z compared to millennials and it's just getting worse and worse. i would only accept it if my husband was independently wealthy for life. otherwise i couldn't guarantee anything for my kids.
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>>84796776
You realize I'm not arguing that you're not an unhappy loser? I'm talking about why zoomers are especially fucked and what generally affects happiness the most. You obviously failed at a much easier point in history and are sad about it. That has nothing to do with my argument. I'm also talking about the US specifically. A decade ago a degree got you 100k salary right out of college. Every single stable, high-paying job still requires a degree but now zoomers have unbelievable levels of competition. If you got the degree and the job a decade ago as millennials largely did, your attitude is high because you're succeeding.
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>>84796890
Well, keep crying and competing in pity olympics where there is no reward then. I'll probably at some point move to the countryside, try to snag myself woman 10 years younger than me and have few kids.
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>>84796890
>A decade ago a degree got you 100k salary right out of college.
NTA but yeah... no... It (depending on the degree, so no bullshit like art history) got you access to a career that could, maybe in the future, be 100k a year. If you played your cards right.
Yes that is better than zoomers current situation, where there is no job security or career future. But they weren't handing out these jobs like candy outside of very specific fields. Or if you were a woman with a marketing degree, I guess. Or were able to take advantage of affirmative action.
>failed at a much easier point in history
easier doesn't mean easy. You really have no idea what it was like back then, do you? You are nipping at some millennials in the same situation as you, when you should be more irritated at Boomers and GenX
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>>84796970
Fuck Gen X for having me at all lmao
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>>84796997
That's the spirit!
But in all seriousness, as a millennial I actually envy the zoomers. As bad as it is, you guys are primed to be the Strong Men created by the Hard Times.

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Austin Metcalf's father got redpilled by a year of racial harassment. It's over for normal black people, fucking hell.
https://xcancel.com/donatpov/status/2064918762352988379
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>>84796979
Reddit ass bitch, his son is a chad, who the fuck is going to abuse him? Raging niggers? Who gives a fuck.
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>>84797031
>chad
His twin brother literally got stabbed by a black manlet. Texas is an open carry state and black men are not afraid of prison. It's not reddit it's just true.
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>>84797030
>>84796954
Turns out he didn't do it and the purported video is AI.
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>>84797057
It's not. It's from a 3 hour podcast.
https://xcancel.com/JinxedRealityX/status/2064874568834322529
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>>84797057
There's no fucking way he didn't do it when the feds confiscated phones and then didn't release the footage

>be intersex
>no one knows what that is
>everyone hurls transphobia at me even though I'm not trans

when will this fucking bullshit end? I'm not trans IM JUST A MAN WITH BIG TITS
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man with tits = trans

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Is it unusual that I feel like a stranger in my own country?

I don't feel attracted to pretty much any aspect of the current culture. Not the folk or the modern pop music, nothing on TV, not the people and their outlook on things, not the beauty standards, not the villages, not the modern cities.

I admire the east asian and the (older) germanic culture of valuing intelligence, work ethic, meritocracy, respect.
Here it's kind of a nigger-like society(value placed on intimidation, extreme extroversion bordering on lack of shame, love of criminals) combined with the worst aspects of the Godfather movies(favour/bribery and nepotism based society).

Also, while I have 2 male friends who are similar to me, I never agreed on anything with a woman from here, so dating is pretty painful. The best time of my life in terms of dating was when I had a remote job and geomaxxed.

On the flip side, I do think the language sounds pretty good, and the nature is nice.
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what country do you feel like a stranger in
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>>84796559
I'm not gonna deny the pleasure of an advanced racist to guess it just yet
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>>84796614
Its finland innit

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Femanons, if hypothetically you were dating a guy and then found out that he had slept with another guy before, would whether he was top or bottom have any affect on how much of an ick that would be?
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>>84796205
So you would be icked out the same for both?
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>>84796195 (me)
And would you expect the man youre dating to let you peg him or is it no biggie?
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>>84796223
I'm not a woman. But faggotry is objectively disgusting.
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>>84794539
>>84794551
where u frum? plz saar
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>>84796381
Theres no way your ass is so good that someone would fly out just to peg you bro.
Also thought Id add that I got hard looking for picrel online

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>if you're already beating a seemingly impossible statistic by being alive right now, why don't you think you could beat dating statistics? why wouldn't you try to up your odds, versus deciding you're fucked? what is there to lose if you're already suffering?

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im getting eye surgery next week, any robots who have done it? what was it like?
>inb4 random "i know a guy" horror stories
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>>84796842
Ascending is heavenly op.
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>>84796842
Eye surgery for what dude, Ik you're baiting for this reply
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>>84796935
hypermetropia and astigmatism
>everything i see is bait award
lol

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holy shit what did this nigga do
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>>84796229
He usually has makeup on
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>>84796229
he still looks decent just has a flat midface which makes him look asian
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>>84796475
nigga looking like the dream face reveal kek
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>>84796229
This is why getting surgery is not a fix to the problem of feeing/being ugly. You will always want more. The ugliness you feel will never go away, even if you see it fade. Confidence and attractiveness are related, but are two separate systems to train. Confidence matters way more.
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side profile looks great, like a classical statue. the front looks odd though i agree

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The U.S. population is like a verbal, aggressive power-bottom. We claim to be the 'most rebellious' people on earth, while still bending over and taking it like a champ.
>fold yourself, fuck-face; I'm going in dry
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>>84796512
I wish the trannies on grindr were this attractive
they all ugo
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Is that ray ray sugarbutt? Been following him since tumblr was NSFW

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this fucking bitch scared the shit out of me. i've been studying hypnosis for a few months and decided to try it. i opened the video, followed the instructions and when she snapped her fingers and told me to sleep i instantly passed out. it's crazy.

hypnosis is the hidden key. it will make you LOWINHIB and i'm not joking.

it made me able to eat bananas for the first time in 28 years, and I have been repulsed by bananas my whole life.

this shit is the ultimate hack to RETARDMAXX and become the sociopath that feels NOTHING when talking to pretty women

it's a shame that most "become seductive" hypnosis is made by males, that's why I use Pinokio to use those A.I. voice cloning tools to convert them to a female voice desu
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>>84795531
Yeah hypnosis is a hack

>>84795814
This
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hypnosis is good for femdom JOI videos and that's about it
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>>84795531
can she hypnotize me into being 6ft tall?
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>>84796652
It might be possible to hypnotize your body to grow and your growth plates to open. dunno
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This bitch has Mistress T vibes desu, I can dig it

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You can't watch any other porn stars because they don't fuel your niche weird fucking fetish. They don't have the same personality. You need in depth writing from some kike chick who was exceptional at literature from an early age and used that ammo to become a whore. Trucel trait.


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