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Reminder that if the tip of your chin doesn't extend to your lips then you're a dysgenic ugly freak.
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>>83355553
Dang
Wouldn't it be hard to tell if I got big lips though?
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>>83355553
what if i have big lips
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>>83355686
>Big lips
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>>83355553
I have a strong but butt chin, people either think I'm extremely handsome or ugly
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I have a sharp jawline so I'm not worried about that

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[Spoiler] so any hxsorz here just a quick IT question Facebook? How do I poke everyone on my Xmas list at once is there like a button or like something o can press can I like do that idk maybe send them a fun animal picture that's pretty cute xmas animal friends [/spoiler]
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>>83356197
Case sensitive spoiler bar fuckkng ellen degenerative on my auto correct mother fuckerrr what is this !11!!!

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does it feel like Asians are a lot more hostile to white people these days? I blame the explosion of r/asianmasculinity

Im old enough to remember a time when white guys and Asian guys got along like two peas in a pod, but nowadays it seems every Asian guy I run into is super smug and standoffish with me just because Im white


any other white guys notice this
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I don't know. Half of the dudes i've grown close to in real life have all been asians, albeit ones who grew up by naturalized citizens and had american accents

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all i want for christmas is a nice ftm boyfriend
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>>83355428
uuu that's a need....also hope /lgbt/ unbans you soon anon rest of us ftms need these posts on there
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>>83355428
all i want for christmas is a text from my crush
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>>83355428
Quick question, are you ftm or mtf? One of these answers will get you a ftm boyfriend
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>>83356002
i am... not either.
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>>83355428
all i want for christmas is bitches and testosterone
i hate my life

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I'm going to sleep with a woman who's had two vaginal births. What to expect? Will it even be different than vaginas that haven't had babys pushed out of them?
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>>83356156
Dude there's no difference. I fucked a 30 year old recently divorced fat chick I met on Bumble when I was 21 and it felt the same as all the other pussy I had in the past: good.

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Why exactly do people collect things and say "its going to go up in price"? Why not buy index funds instead of pokemon cards or figurines?
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>>83355979
it's not a logical financial argument about how they're going to make a profit, anon. they're just rationalizing their consoomption
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Alright robots and wizards, over the last 10 years of hard work I have doubled my income and am purchasing a home soon. What is the best way to prepare for an early as possible retirement without falling for the
>JEWISH IMAGINARY MONEY SCHEME
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>What is the best way to prepare for an early as possible retirement
Low cost broad market index funds such as VTI and VXUS. I hold about 15% of my net worth in a high yield savings account and then everything else is in those 2 funds. I've made like $13,000 since April.
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>>83356119
that sounds like jewish imaginary money scheme, but I'll bite - how much money do I need to put away into that to retire? I'm making about 40k a year now
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>how much money do I need to put away into that to retire?
Read this entire Wiki. It will you do you greater justice than I can. This plus the boglehead subreddit taught me everything you'll need to know.

https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Main_Page

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Dreaming edition

Q: what was the latest dream you had? what are some dream-related thoughts you hold? do you have any notable reoccuring ones?

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>last thread hit page10 with only 504 bumps
bleak
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>>83352040
you could have fun 2day though...i feel like i wouldnt have done literally anything if i stayed living at home. idk.
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had to report my youtuber friend for being a little racist. what is it about that place.
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can i convince any of the bottoms here to take estrogen and become my boywife? are there any trannies here?
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>>83356195
i'm quite fat butted and luscious already. any more would be grotesque.
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>>83356381
that's not an answer to any of my questions fat ass

Even if she had to do everything you said and be your perfect partner, you would be unable to bond with her or perform in bed. It would just be a humiliation ritual for you.
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Even if you got a (You) from me, you wouldn't stop being a faggot
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Why?
>I got nervous
Stop being a faggot
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>>83355915
If I got my dream girl we would lick each other's buttholes.

sucks being a guy with cptsd. therapy doesnt fucking help because most of the guys in my group already have a partner to help them recover. What the fuck do I have besides lying to myself like a castrated dog expected to behave by other peoples expectations. and here I get told not everyone is out to get you when no one makes you feel secure except for your own breathing exercises. so yeah, everyone is a conditional cold hearted prick until proven otherwise.
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>>83355879
>That's exactly the type of person she is, but I don't blame her for it. She has several mental illnesses as well, she has never degraded or hurt me at least though I wish she cared about me a bit more, but its a bit much to ask for a guy like me, its not like I've known her long or since she was a kid, and she has a big family unlike me and many friends

makes sense on the other hand she has her support group i assume, you'd think she would sort of be more giving besides a fake polite smile. But I cant get mad at that either. its just we are the ones who are expected to be stoic, and they well they just get to live for people to care. Us having needs = selfish and entitled while their needs are a priority. Im not mad this is a problem im mad that its hidden behind a moral facade and we are the ones made to look like the assholes from the assholes themselves.

>see people for the transactional reality of what it is, the god of the universe being money/energy, not compassion or 'good'. That being said, it doesn't bother me that much as much as you, there's a certain beauty and tenacity to it, being disgusted by it is like being disgusted that humans and all predators need to consume other life to sustain their life. To me its not sickening, or a revelation it just is what it is.

I seen god as worse, a force of creation that doesnt care while programing us to see it as inherently out of the fear of its absence and self preservation. while Satan is the one pointing out the lies of god, satan unmasks the goodness of light we are blinded to. and thats what ive began to notice between religious people and the people that claim to hate religion. they follow that same mindset of utilitarianism while pointing fingers at one another to make us believe they are different from each other while blatantly gaslighting us.

the paradox of wanting you alive but neglected just gives them a sense of pride knowing they are above someone
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>>83355937
if being good is having a moral complexity and being a neglectful peice of shit then i dont want to be good if its nothing more than might = right. I dont want to meet your expectations while you slightly increase it before they even meet them. If im evil then good. I wont be binded to some double faced utilitarian moral/ethical expectations while you have life given to you on a silver platter as the only means for your obedience to it. but guess what. when the cosmoligical system fails to provide for you any longer let's see how far you are able to keep up your arrogant attitude. until then hop off my dick. you arsnt even feminine enough to be that appealing to get a pass, nigger.
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>>83356010
you're a neglectful piece of shit. do you have a wife and a lot of friends?
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>>83355688
You are a fucking asshole
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>>83356035
>no you
why am I? because im giving the same attitude? sorry lying is not my policy. if its yours go back so sucking yehwehs erectile dysfunctional dick like the christ cuck you are. who knows maybe if you do your whore of a wife might mysteriously get a virgin birth while he covers up her infidelity as another miraculous savior. seems like you are way to happy keeping a system like that alive. Then let me get my pride pride and arrogance too. you are cuck that uses your predicament for social status. its like watching a caged neutered dog acting high in mighty towards those who are abandoned, refuse to give in while still having their testicles intact. and I laugh at you for that. thats the greatest irony ever portrayed. a castrated dog laughing at those who still have their testicles intact. Like I said, hop off my dick. thanks.

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>tfw no cute sister to kiss under the mistletoe
It hurts...
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>>83356102
Lonely Christmas in West Virginia...

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9/11 is so sad bros
How could glowies do that to people
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>>83355692
We are cattle to generate revenue for our betters
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>>83355708
Shut your anus
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>>83355692
9/11 is nothing. I don't care about anything that has or will happen after Rome fell.
>>83355708
Nobody is human now.
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What you have caught mr. Glowie at airport security
https://youtu.be/Kq5sOxPo25w?si=hP63CcxzRoo3p93g
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>>83355692
It was a necessary sacrifice to defend Israel.

Zoomer moids cant even do this with their weewees due to low testosterone
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>>83355293
foids unironically save gay porn to their hard drives lol
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>>83355293
My dick kinda just goes straight out, it doesn't go up like that. How to fix?
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>>83355511
jork it and keep it horizontal and be gentle
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>>83355293
Honestly, Im happy that guys like this exist. I have 5 inches and when women see that and get disappointed i celebrate. I nut in a minute and then go home. Your disappointment brings me happiness. You wont use me to satisfy your own animal lust for horse penis. Think about yourself and your own mental illness while my nut is solidifying on your back. and to any anon with a big dick, thank you, you bring me happiness.
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That guy has one of the best dicks in porn.

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I don't read any of the threads. I just look at the pictures
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I don't look at any of the pictures. I just read the words
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>>83355869
That's pretty cool of you anon enjoy the funny pics.
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>>83355869
That's also how I used 4chan before I understood English.
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>>83355905
Pictures are the best. You're some kind of weird sperg, anon.

Plapping a pawg... a succulent slimthick pawg
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>>83352768
Looks used. Is this the kind of stuff you guys watch?
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>>83354384
meri-mouse
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>>83354578
I weigh less than her
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>>83354578
>>83354605

And here comes the molten cottage cheese enjoying niggers.
Some people just dont have a sweet spot to their tastes for some reason. Trying to find a name to call them. any ideas?
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>>83355300


Based dubs of truth.

Lilmisschanel

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Whitewashed black girls are the nicest people in the world
How do I find one to be my gf?
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>>83355861
She is not black. She is mulatto. They are the best women in the world. The cutest women.
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>whitewashed
became a leftist
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>>83355941
I mean it in a positive sense
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>>83355861
>listens to british retards play shittier blues rock
>Whitewashed
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>>83355978
no contradiction there


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