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What do we think of Randy Stair? I find him kinda cool, minus the mass murder.
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>>85735709
Were the coworkers holes? That's natural selection
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>>85735728
Tbf he shot the place up too. Yes he thought that
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>>85735709
He proved once and for all that ghost girl pussy is indeed worth dying for. Couldn't aim for shit tho
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>>85735709
really interesting individual
it's kinda messed up that if not for the shooting nobody would care about him and he probably would have a not very happy life
in a way doing that shooting was worth it for him
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>>85735709
He's very tragic. Girls would have loved him if he didn't make the unfortunate choice to become autistic.

>be me
>2011, skyrim comes out
>my dad buys it for me but most of the time i'm watching him play because he's an autist for the elder scrolls
>we meet an argonian
>i'm instantly obsessed

>2016, discover furries and realize the term defines me
>keep it on the down low because middle school and high school
>start making actually unique ocs when the pandemic rolls around because i'm a tard who doesn't know how to socialize outside of talking about music, history, guitars, and video games
>look up unique furry species because i don't wanna be basic
>find a ref sheet for a mature/older anthro shark lady
>get a massive boner that doesn't go down for hours

>next 5 years consist of me making increasingly elaborate shark milfs
>latest one is vanessa, divorced and lonely alcoholic smoker shark lady with a daughter based on someone who bullied me in high school

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>>85733863
wow so you're 6'4 and all you had to do was stop being a morbidly obese freak to get laid IRL. You really clawed your way out of the gutter.
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>>85734176
no i had to drastically change my personality and stop being a literal faggot as vanessa would say. antidepressants are actual poison and they should be outlawed worldwide
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>>85735455
well you kinda skimmed over that part and made it seem like it was mostly weight loss. Congratulations.

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Have you tried not dressing like shit?
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>>85734620
>Personal appearance has zero effect on anything
Literally delusional, its probably the most important thing for first impressions and social relations. The halo effect is a all established phenomenon
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>>85734635
Implying that there are first impressions. Zero context exists in which to interact with other people outside of family.
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>>85731507
>why the collarbones?
This is why.
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>>85725729
I mean that's literally why many men grow a beard. I know because I'm one of those. My jawline and chin are nothing special, but a short, well-groomed beard does miracles, at least for me.
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>>85725215
>posting AI slop over the actual photo proving your point

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Lot of people's jobs really seem like they're not needed. I use to work at a university lab and they had staff who would manually enter data from paper to computer despite fact OCR exists. I work at a hospital now and most of non medical staff either do nothing or handle busy computer work that one person could take care of instead pf whole team. They essentially manually enter stuff on computer , fax it to pharmacies or other hospital departments and update patient information. They're getting paid 50-70k doing this work which could easily be done by AI.

So much of economy seems like adult daycare where boomers and women are given tasks that makes them feel important. Do we need these jobs?
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Apparently you don't do med records. I, for example, have to scan in MARs all the time, which are still commonly handwritten. Doctors, PAs, NPs etc still do handwritten notes, and since they're always in a hurry, their handwritting is sloppy to the point the OCR program cannot recognize the letters.
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>>85735333
>>85735260
>>85735333
People who think AI isn't good enough to read hand written notes when AI companies have essentially mastered it to point they can read papyrus papers that are sealed.
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>>85734809
Not saying useless meme jobs don't exist but some jobs might be more important than you realize. DOGE gutted a lot of critical jobs and we are seeing the repercussions of that.

Also in a world where income is necessary for survival, it is cruel to completely bar people from work opportunities. Which is what significant job cuts are leading to and eventually people can't simply find somewhere else to work because there isn't any work.
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I fucking wish my job was a meme...I am so fucking tired of working.
I want to stay home, play videogames/engage with my hobbies and pretend the rest of the world doesn't exist until I die.
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>>85735466
>good enough to read hand written notes
It is powered by AI. Maybe if yoy'd kniw about OCR technology, it already used AI far before the AI boom to learn what each letter is. The state that got the licence for the AI, hopefully to lessen errors. As I said: it still had a significant error rate.

>hand written notes
Dude, you have not seen how bad someone's handwriting can be. Even a very advanced AI like in Flock cameras have a 30-70% error rate just reading licence plates. In LLMs, the AI can often hallucinate, like the whole US almost starting WW3 against China several weeks ago. The US military has technology that is usually 5 years ahead than that is available to the public.

AI is nowhere as good as AIfags make it out to be. Yes, it is getting a lot better, but it still nowhere as good as AIfags make it out to be. The virus that AI created recently that boomed on all media outlets? In reality, it created 16 viable ones. That was out of 300 attempts. That is less than 20% success rate.

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I don't understand the foid obsession with straight hair. Isn't wavy hair just way better? Straight is so boring.
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>>85734247
Straight hair filters out a good portion of the minorities.
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>>85735365
Objectively:
Straight hair wins
Pale skin wins
Skinny wins
Blue eyes win

Blonde/brunette toss up (dark hair looks better with pale skin and blue eyes imo)
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>>85735136
jeet-coded as fuck (gross)
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>>85735417
>Straight hair wins
subjective
>Pale skin wins
subjective. some men like tans
>Skinny wins
subjective. some men like em THICC
>Blue eyes win
mostly true but a small handful like green eyes (on redheads)
>Blonde/brunette toss up (dark hair looks better with pale skin and blue eyes imo)
yeah that's true
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>>85734247
I love wavy and curly hair, but thats probably because I am Asian so straight hair is kinda boring to me

>New strategy for arguing with foids on the internet just dropped
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>>85734739
Lmao I wish this was the new debate tactic just fling the bloody lump of shit from the toilet.
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>>85734558
I'll never understand why people get upset about miscarriages just try again and if you cant get pregnant adopt
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>>85734558
"You'd be such a shitty mother that even your child knew it and self aborted."
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>>85735429
Yeah this, life is pretty much valueless because you can produce it easily at anytime but people don't want to think like that
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>>85734615
Just mad she couldn't kill it first

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Do you think you will die before you get the chance to fall in love with someone beautiful?
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>>85735512
Wow she's pretty. I want to smell her butthole.
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I already fell in love with someone beautiful. The problem is that they didn't fall in love with me.
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>>85735512
>Do you think you will die before you get the chance to fall in love with someone beautiful?
tf do you mean? I've fallen in love with plenty in my time. Unless you mean have those feeling returned? In which, not in this life. Maybe when I reincarnate
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>>85735539
oh you're probably 6'3 thats just weird

What is your most degenerate fetish?
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>>85733014
based bisexual sociopath
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I really wanted to be gang raped, killed and then eaten by imperial japan soldiers or be a test subject to unit 731, be a subject on fertility experiments
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>>85732097
Watching a horse anally rape a woman all the way through. But without actually seriously harming her. So basically something impossible
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penile bisection
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>>85732097
>What is your most degenerate fetish?
that i'm legally allowed to admit? pokemon porn. not just the pokemon. but the humans too

False accusers should get an automatic death penalty.
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>>85735229
Those txts are terrible.
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>>85735177
agreed.

>>85735229
you don't live in reality.
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>>85735229
Spoken Mike a false accuser
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>>85735177
so the scrotes who are lying should get the death penalty for making up the most absurd shit?
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>UHHHH AKSHUALLY MEN CAN CONSENT UNDER THE INFLUENCE BUT WOMEN CAN'T, IT'S REDDIT LOGIC 101

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How's everybody's Saturday going so far the weather is finally getting chilly and I'm really enjoying it

I'm about to cook up some food and then probably jack off and hit the hay like everyday

I'm thinking probably some homemade meal thing
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>>85734746
Did you do the grind for the point of a romantic female relationship and having friends or did you think that was just something that was expected

What did you do before the grind and is that comparable to where you're at now

And I don't mean that in some Reddit oh you shouldn't expect to have a friend or a girlfriend you're not entitled to any of that blah blah blah like oh come on like 90% of people go through their entire lives happen different friends and different relationships all the time you should be expected to at least have a sliver of a slice of that pie too
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>>85734768
>Did you do the grind for the point of a romantic female relationship and having friends or did you think that was just something that was expected
I can't function all alone ffs I never was invited to a party or something in my entire life. Not even family gatherings because I was adopted. I lived like Harry Potter kek
>What did you do before the grind and is that comparable to where you're at now
I was 15 and lived with my abusive foster mom.
I started a trade very early. Now I have a flat for rent and some free time at least.
>And I don't mean that in some Reddit oh you shouldn't expect to have a friend or a girlfriend you're not entitled to any of that blah blah blah like oh come on like 90% of people go through their entire lives happen different friends and different relationships all the time you should be expected to at least have a sliver of a slice of that pie too
Best I can do is hire a prostitute but this feels so empty and makes me sad
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>>85734798
You're in the timeline where Harry Potter didn't go to wizard School to become a wizard

Post wizardry you have ascended to nietzschedom via prostitution

A trades pretty cool that stuff take skill and knowledge

If you want you could probably step up the game too and cross train or expand your knowledge on it maybe it could be fun doing your free time

If not then screw it just keep doing what you like doing which is probably something we both have in common browsing the internet and laughing at stupid shit
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>>85734453
That sounds nice OP, a good comfy Saturday.

I instead went outside (bad idea) to an event where there were a lot of young people, especially women.
I know I am getting old, but seeing all these cute women talking about stuff I didn't know, dressing in fashion styles I didn't consider that popular...idk, I just felt like a bag of bones.
It must be so nice to be young, surrounded with cute girls and knowing your whole life is ahead of you.
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>>85735320
>It must be so nice to be young, surrounded with cute girls and knowing your whole life is ahead of you.
I wish my life was like that

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They have porn and hentai shops out in the open yet still have a clean and orderly society meanwhile in the west degenerates will use it as an opportunity to spread it everywhere
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>>85735381
this. japanese porn is 20x more degenerate than the west
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>>85735407
>japan SUPER degenerate to the point they have sex bars and brothels everywhere
Those are private venues and outside of them things are normal. can't say the same for the west where degeneracy spills out in public
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>>85735400
And yet they work fewer hours than the average american. They get more days off and are much less productive per hour. Im sorry you got brainbroken into defending your boss.
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>>85735035
>Don't have degeneracy
Literally pedophiles
They have troons and gay moids with prolapsed assholes. We are talking about the Rape of Nanking country
But
>Degeneracy
>Degeneracy, Japan.
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>>85735327
They shouldn't have to live around dumb clean quiet good people like me. They should live somewhere smart, dirty, loud, and crimey like they belong, Africa, India, Mexico, basically anywhere but America, Europe, or Japan.

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You're in your room playing games. You can hear your parents downstairs yelling at each other, again. They've been screaming at each other for a half hour.
Give me some snippets of that dialog.
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>>85733655
>YOU'RE A FUCKING ALCOHOLIC!
>I WORK TEN HOURS A DAY SO YOU CAN SIT AT HOME AND FUCK UP MY DINNER EVERY NIGHT! I DESERVE A DRINK!
>YOU DON'T DO SHIT FOR THIS FAMILY!
>YOU DON'T DO SHIT FOR ME!
>OH IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO THAT, DOESN'T IT YOU FUCKING PERVERT!?
>WHY THE FUCK AM I EVEN MARRIED TO YOU IF WE HAVEN'T SLEPT IN THE SAME BED FOR HALF A FUCKING DECADE?
etc.
Genuinely cannot wait until both of them die so I can talk shit at the funerals. They're divorced now, they stayed together just long enough to ruin every single year of my childhood before I moved out.
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why do all parents do this? do they just not give a shit or tell that their children can hear everything?
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>reading the packaging of the cereal because parents are arguing again
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>YOU ALWAYS SPEND YOUR TIME DRINKING WHEN HAVE YOU EVER GIVEN ME ANY MONEY?
>YOU JUST PISS ALL THE MONEY AWAY I'M THE ONE FUCKING WORKING ALL THE TIME AND YOU DON'T GIVE ME ONE CENT

my memory is really bad but that's the type of things my mom would say to my dead beat father.
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>>85734511
Most "humans" are sub-sentient lumps of flesh with barely enough consciousness to balance seeking pleasure with staying alive. All things about this species in a general that are exceptional are near-automatic, self-awareness is a hinderance to its average member. Parents like this, in particular, are below most animals in their level of moral/spiritual advancement, as they are not even capable of love or acting responsibly. In the wild, both they and their children would not survive, but civilization allows them to continue to exist, further degrading the human genome.

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describe your ideal girlfriend anon
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brown
a big overweight
cute eyes
thick wavy hair
kind
smart
kinky
talks to me all day
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necessary
>has good luck
>ambitious
>has some sort of blessing or ability
>believes in angels and fairies (ideally has seen one or knows how to communicate with them)

personal preference
>5/10 or 6/10 but in a cute, little bit sick way
>long hair
>moderately underweight
>pale skin
>low libido
>mid 20s
>no friends, but can live with parents
>likes stargazing, cloud watching and naps

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someone i love that loves me back.
someone i can "tolerate" that tolerates me back.
someone i understand that understands me back.

it's shrimple.
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Under 30, no kids but wants them, big boobs, doting and cuddly. Isn't unemployed. Does something creative or artistic as a hobby, and goes to the gym with me.
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>>85732930
>white (or asian)
>petite
>straight hair
>cute in the face
>cup size irrelevant
>round smackable butt
>low iq
>let's me buy her lingerie
>okay with doing butt stuff

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Shes mad at me (atj)

I can feel it

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what do you think about mentally ill girls who
>smoke
>are alcoholics
>drink energies
>watch anime
>are online a lot
>and have little to no friends
?
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>>85734855
>what do you think about mentally ill girls who
imma stop you right there. not interested. dont stick your dicc in crazy. I know many of you are so touched starved that it's worth it, but once yo ascend to normie status (as if) and can regularly get normal pussy you'll stop caring about crazy pussy
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>>85735383
I don't know why anyone would want normal pussy. My crazy dick belongs in a crazy pussy and our crazy brains should be all over the place, my world, her world, simultaneously existant and non-existant and forever pulsating with disco lights
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>>85735305
>What's your reason for having no friends? Be honest.
we all know the reason. these bitches are real life picrels. they hate popular people, make no attempt to be like them, yet resent them for their popularity. tomoko may be a cute anime girl but irl she'd be a short, flat, stinky weirdo that would be annoying to be around and the only reason anyone wants to fuck her is because men will fuck anything and you think you wont have to compete for her because no one else wants her, dispite how many of you admit to wanting her
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>>85735415
gee i wonder why. nigga like you are no different than the ones who think their marriage wont end in divorce. it may not always happen, but it can happen. go ahead, roll that dice. just dont say we didnt warn you. some lessons must be learnt the hard way
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>>85734855
ideal


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