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I was curious how little people know about these subjects and this is one of the only safe sights for this type of curiosity. I also wanted to see if maybe your questions are ones my friends might have.
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You just try. It is diffocult and there is times when my partmer has to stay with me for hours to make me feel lovable.
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>>49406194
Don't you ever feel like you're getting tired of it, that you want something intense again? I'm sure you're really attached to your partner and you would feel like dying if you lost her but I also know there are plenty of times when you feel more attracted to other people. How do you keep yourself in check?
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Actually I do not get attracted to others. Also, I believe that if you truly care about someone it wont be a thought, just a know. And no, I do not get tired of it as my relationship is always fun, new, and exciting.
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>>49406250
Sounds like you have something good then and all things considered you're quiet stable for someone with all your issues. Good luck with everything.
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thankyou, that is very kind

What kind of YouTube videos do you usually watch?
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I only watch pure Youtube kino like this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7podU3I_vF8
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>>49402914
that image is one of the single family homes from sim city 2000, isn't it.
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>>49395767
Video game analysis/review videos (matthewmatosis, ggmanlives, ssethtzeentach, clemps)
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>>49395767
Swimsuit try on hauls.
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pewdiepie
h3h3productions
idubbbztv
douchebagchocolat
videogamedunkey
penguinz0
kripparrian
nyanners
lilypichu
dakooters
xyaro

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Motherfucking cunting whore I hate DELIVERY DRIVERS

>"Your package will be here between the hours of 6am and 8pm"
>Take a 10 minute shower at 9am
>I get out and there's a "sorry we missed you" note in my fucking letterbox

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING WAGIES

How fucking hard is it to give people a 3 hour time window for fucks sake
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>>49405711
it's good to know various carrier schedules so you can plan accordingly. ontrac likes to come to my house at night. usps is earlier. these don't vary too much.
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I have a delivery coming today and they gave me a 1 hour window, listening for the door anyway just in case desu. Just depends on the company though, 12 hours delivery windows are the fucking worst,
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>>49405711
Drivers have a lot of other shit to drop off, they're not your personal dumper. Blame companies and other autistic customers having a hissyfit that their items aren't arriving the very next day they order it.
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>>49406141
I'm not being unreasonable by asking for a 3 hour window you miserable piece of shit. I have a life, I'm a human being, it's not realistic to tell someone "Yeah we'll show up between 6am and 8pm" and expect people to be ok with that. They have one fucking job to do, deliver parcels, and they can't even do that properly.

Don't give me shit about "oh it's too hard", it's fucking not. A 3 hour window is incredibly generous.
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>>49405798

Perfect way to answer the door desu.

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>dump cum in her a third time
>just keep pounding and making as much noise as possible squishing cum into her
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>>49405761
Just remember to clean her afterwards before the mold gets to the silicone
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>>49405761
Um, good for you I guess, but why did you feel the need to share that?
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>>49405801
he happy he finally got gf
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>be 16 in hs
>15 year old gf tells me shes on the pill
>doubtful.jpg
>I knew it wasnt the best idea but wanted to feel it and I ran out of condoms
>fuckin her from behind and Im getting close
>push down on her back so her ass is higher up in the air
>edged a couple times leading up to it so its gonna be a fat nut
>buckets.jpg
>no halfway Creampie, Im going in as deep as I can
>greatest feeling Ive ever experienced
>no call later telling me Im a dad

Its hard to describe, the feeling of a tight pussy tightening up around your hard cock as its filling her with your seed, feels like you won the lottery or something honestly.
I can imagine its 100X better when youre doing it for the actual purpose of reproduction, looking deep into each others eyes knowing what youre doing.

all my life i was focused on a career. No girlfriends, no jobs, just studying and some work. Now i dropped out of my physics degree and don't think i'll ever get it. should i kill myself? I want to do it tonight
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>>49405160
Those dubs are a sign he should tho...that's not how dubs work and you know it
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>>49406080
I spent so much time on this class both times i took it. I remember one other student in the class telling me he spent 22 hours per week outside of lecture, so 25 hours on this course alone. add 3 other classes and it gets tough quickly. I know how to study math. I've always understood it and excelled. Advanced math is a complete beast of its own. If the difficulty of subjects were plotted it would be an exponential with math and physics multiples of the others including low level math
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>>49406175
>>49406080
Take wkb theory
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WKB_approximation
The wiki definitions give just a starting point for solving problems with this method. A small change in the initial conditions leads to horrible complexities than can require solving additional equations that are formidable problems by themselves
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>killing yourself in 2018
lel

brev you will miss the singularity and the birth of ai if you do that. go check out my cool thread on the subject to get some of that prime INSPIRATION to live, u depressed cunt

then go to desuarchive and search for mushrooms on r9k, ive posted about how mushies are great for depression. the magic kind

heres the thread, ai is the reason to live, u shit cunt
>>49402470

k im outies. im gona snack a bit then pass out. bye
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>>49404277
>la muerte is the end of existence meme
Do as you wish. But you'll be in a world of shit if you end yourself.

>be me
>never had gf
>go to school and work, then home after, only hang out with friends maybe once ever other month
>no girls talk to me
>resort to trying to e-date, find cute girl that lives in my home state where my friend lives
>decide to just hook them up because my friend never had gf either
>friend becomes obsessed and stops facetiming me
>only calls me when he needs free therapy
>girl starts being distant towards him
>one day tells me she has a crush on me when shes drunk
>eventually breaks up with him because he acts like an orbiter
>tells me she likes me again and says i should transfer back home to the school she goes to (im currently going to city college in different state)
>tfw i like her back a lot
what do guys?? I like her a lot and she would be my first gf, but if I did my friend would never talk to me again, also I would have to move to a shitty flyover state and possibly get stuck there after I graduate. reeeeeee
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That is a tough one OP. Any other details? Don't risk your future prospects on some thot unless you're sure.

Be me working out for 10 weeks.
Look and feel bigger but haven't gained any weight.


What gives?
Should I eat more?
5'10 62kg. I was 57kg 10 weeks ago but went up to 62kg on the 4th week.
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If you want to gain more load up on some more carbs and proteins.
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>>49406052
Body builder I know eats 7 meals a day,mostly protein
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Target different muscle groups on different days so the muscle fibers build themselves back up more efficiently. Eats lots of protein, and make sure that you eat past the point of being full. Multivitamins are great for optimizing nutrition intake and muscle growth. Get a fuck load of sleep, as much as you can.

But most importantly, post this thread to /fit/. You're asking this in the wrong board.
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>>49406166
I'm banned on /fit/ for making a cute anime boys thread.
Got 1 more day to go. Can't reset ip cos I'm using college WiFi.

Do any robots want to play csgo? Im a low rank in comp but casuals fine
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>>49405887
Um, silver 1. Ive been practicing on my aim recently and made an autoexec. The new viewmodel has been helping
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>>49405906
drop steam id i'll add you and we can fuck around with novas in comp
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what region are you from anon?
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>>49405864
I will. But only if you bash my dong. hmu
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>>49406135
fuck im eu and I cant stand 120ping
sorry anon

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>about 815 million people of the 7.6 billion people in the world are suffering from chronic undernourishment; one in ten
>about 3.4 billion people - just over 70% of the global adult population - have wealth of less than $10,000
>Nearly 1/2 of the world's population - more than 3 billion people - live on less than $2.50 a day
>More than 1.3 billion live in extreme poverty - less than $1.25 a day
>1 billion children worldwide are living in poverty
>Most people in the world were either low income (56%) or poor (15%), and relatively few were upper-middle income (9%) or high income (7%)
>over 25 countries that are considered first world countries
>More than half (56%) of Americans were high income by the global standard, living on more than $50 per day in 2011
>The official poverty line in the U.S. was $23,021 for a family of four, or $15.77 per day per person (the precise poverty line varies by household size, composition)
>The global middle-income range translates to an annual income of $14,600 to $29,200 for a family of four*
>This means that many Americans who are poor by the U.S. standard would be middle income by the global standard, living on more than $10 per day
>Am American
>mfw
who else here won the location lottery of being born/living in US?

>18-year-old virgin females don't exist

>30-year-old virgin men are a common sight

>"the dating game is equal to both genders"


All bitterness aside, it's sick how modern women can't keep their legs closed like back in the good ol' days.
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>>49405690
You sound like a normal, why are you even on our board?
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>>49405690
So you're saying that most women didn't get married then? OK... I'm amazed you don't see the flaw in what you're saying.
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>>49405999

This. Normies are often deluded as fuck about reality, because their starting point is the idea that they're alpha males and nobody else is.

I mean if you guys in this thread haven't figured it out already, normal and below average guys get sex, relationships and kids, too.
As a matter of fact, I've never met an ugly and dumb guy who didn't reproduce. Think about it.
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>>49405964
>virginity is the greatest gift
Spare me the treacly bullshit, when you actually have it happen there's really nothing special about breaking a hymen, it just makes that sexual stimulation weak and wishing you weren't tasked with the job of taking off the wrapper.
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>>49406061

Well technically this is true but I like the idea of monogamy.
There are birds and shit that mate for life and it's beautiful as fucc

>tfw when a fucking albatross can project deeper levels of spirituality into relationships than you

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Hey anon! How was your day? You mind if I sit here? I've been walking around all day. I just wanna kick back and relax and stretch my legs. You don't mind if I rest my feet here, do you?
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Ewww what reeks like this.

Take a bath you disgusting sow.
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I want to make Hotaru a mother!
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>>49405936
>Hotaru Shidare
>waifu queen of feet and pits
>"disgusting sow"
What's it like being a tasteless retard?
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Imagine the smell
Imagine the taste
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>>49405963
What's it like being a disgusting fetish retard who actually gets turned on by fucking cartoons and stinky feet.

Off yourself, famalam.

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What do you say to a 26 year old NEET sibling that lives with his parents and is telling everyone that they're pursuing a singing & acting career even though they know nothing of acting and have an awful singing voice?

It's so embarrassing that it made me delete my Facebook account because he'd go and tell everyone to like his Facebook page and post his tone deaf Smule videos where he'd do selfie lip sync songs with other people.

I mean I love the guy and I've tried to encourage him to be real about his prospects but he always "shuts down" whenever I try to have a serious conversation.
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Sounds low IQ. I don't know how to deal with people that are so vocally unrealistic.

Perhaps I'm unrealistic in some regards too but at least I have the awareness.

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>tfw no weed dealer bf

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> be me
>have a hard time waking up after staying up late to play vidya
> go into the local store to buy a can of monster
>ppl in the line and the cashier make fun of my purchase while the cashier is taking forever to give me my change

my day is ruined before it has even started
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Why the fuck would people care about your purchase?

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I miss being naive about relationships. That whole thing about people becoming more bitter and jaded towards relationships as they go on is true. It will never be as good as the first time, and you will never be as excited at new prospects. It's sad.
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>>49404610
The key difference is the concept of exclusivity dating brings into play. That's what makes it superior. You've been watching too many episodes of jersey shore, anon. Modern dating is a pure act and you're treating it like its somehow cheaper than (insert your genius method of testing relationships here)
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>>49404661
Thanks for confirming you don't know what courtship is. I'm gonna leave the thread since everyone in it is a retard.
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>>49404671
lol what a baby.
we don't want you here anyways. all you've done is take a shit on the floor and call everyone a retard. fuck off back to whatever circlejerk safespace you came from, asswipe
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You're supposed to date extensively before gf-ing and wifeing someone, dumb normalfag
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>>49404453
>as they go on
Or as they don't.




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