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Tinnitus bros get in here
Feeling extra trapped today might finally be pushed over the edge
What about you fags
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Bump there has gotta be at least one other mildly suicidal robot with EEEEEEEEEEEEE being blared into their head constantly lurking this board right now
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>>61952524
i only have mild. rarely, very rarely, i get woken up by sounds which didn't really happen. but not really a big issues. sucks for you bitch.
but i do have patulous eustachian tube (autophonia) which FUCKING SUCKS. so i'm always twitching my head in public and shit trying to rid it
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>>61952524
yup constant ringing. learned to live with it though. doesnt bother me much anymore
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>>61953022
Any real tips? Besides just not giving a fuck
If I ever figure this out I swear I will practically be a zen master
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>>61953047
i have had it as long as i remember. really started bothering me around 8-9. just got used to it, dont really know. sorry. hope you find peace.

Anyone have a recent pic of Erin Corwin?

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What was the best experience of your life?
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the day I realized I'm not really complex, I'm just some mental illnesses and interests. I think I became a lot less obsessed with crafting a fake personality that day. A lot more content with myself.

Also the first time I tasted cream soda. That shit rocks!
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>>61952900
>Summer 2019
>take LSD with friends in the park
>before peak buy some tickets for philharmonic the same evening
>directly after peak head to concert
>listen 3h to live classical music on calm down
I don't know why
But this was the happiest moment of my life
This day I realized how beautiful the world around us is
And that the small things make the best experiences
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The first time I had set with a girl who actually loved me.

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Why haven't you bought a steamer to clean your brap catcher /r9k/?

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ITT: Post the most depressing suicidefuel
As soul crushing as possible boys.
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>>61943676
nofap didn't reverse my hair loss at all

i went from norwood 1 to norwood 3-4 in a matter of 1 month, after getting off a cycle of what was supposed to be ligandrol but probably some shitty chinese prohormone
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>>61924299
my brother made it into the normie life, married relatively young, has already a one year old kid, has a decent job
he worked hard, im not gonna say he didnt
but what he got in life rn wasnt through hard work, because hard work didnt get him anywhere, he was stuck as a wage slave with short term relationships
what got him to making it was his exceptional social skills
everywhere he goes, he can make friends, no matter male or female, he always gets connections everywhere
he meet his wife through mutual friends, he got his job through networking in the field
im his complete opposite, wherever i go i leave no impressions, i just exist in the moment and fade away
i make no friends, i make no connections, even if i try
i very often talk to the same people just so they remember me, start small conversations, i get a one-off response and then it just ends
i cant make any lasting impression
im just not fit for social life and im never gonna make it in this field
ill just stick to numbers and drawings, middling with technicals is more engaging than trying to navigate social retardation anyway
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>>61938925
>the camp guy is also the bigger whore but it's easier to ignore that
Since the camp guy isn't the one the OP was dating and not the one who broke his heart. Who gives a shit about that asshole.
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>>61927130
No women are only good for baby makings
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>>61937102
try to ignore your primal instincts during sensory deprivation, outside of a controlled environment
lets see how far it can take you

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>>61952732
Hot take: they downvoted blue man for using the wrong word. It should be affect, not effect.
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>>61952732
bait. even reddit can't be that retarded.
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>>61952838
If someone is about to kill themself scolding them for using a naughty word should be way down on your list of priorities
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>>61953016
you are a class a certified retard
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>>61953184
and you're someone who purposefully displays that he had no interest in playing nice abs aren't worth trusting of your can't follow this simple standard
I hope saying these words is really that valuable to you

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Well it happened again..
I've been talking to a girl for 8 days straight. She seemed interested in me.
Then we go out to eat IRL for the first time and she looses interest.
Does this happen to anyone else here?
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>>61952379 Cant relate, im too pussy to talk to my matches
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>>61952379
Why'd it take you over a week to go on a real date?
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>>61952500
most girls I've talked to usually want to "get to know" someone before going on a date.

In this case she was busy and put it off later, making me waste 8 days thinking about it
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>>61952379
>You matched with a girl
>She actually talked to you (for 8 days)
>You got her to go on a date with you.
You're already doing better than 99% of the guys here. Yes, I've been on a couple first dates that don't go anywhere. You don't automatically meet your princess from your first match on tinder. This isn't a movie. There are a lot of boring whores out there. Welcome to the machine.

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i'm fuckin thick and tired of getting bullied for my lithp.
i've been thearching for help online for yearth now but i jutht can't get the tongue plathement right.

pleathe guyth, you are my latht rethort,
can thomeone give a clear ekthplanation for a literal retard like me
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>>61952728
funny how wikipedia is a better help than literally dozens over dozens of articles and videos by (((speech therapists))).

thanks bro, i'll just have to into my tongue's muscle memory from now on
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>>61953123
More money in the treatment than the cure
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I only learned in my 20s that lisp is not pronounced lithp.
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>>61953123
Glad I could help, I had the exact same problem and I thought of looking at Wikipedia from my interest in linguistics/phonetics, and it sort of hit me that there's tons of information on these sorts of sounds.
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>>61951926
I've heard that for some people going on intense psychedelic trips can solve it.

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>pre-arranged marriage doesn't exist in the western world anymore
I have no chance at having a life-long partner.
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>>61950827
>well johnes your daugher grew up now who will she marry?
>chad with an astounding jawline and physicality who works as lawyer
>or autistic retard who posts pepes on 4chan.
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>>61950827
Even in regions with arranged marriages, the father of the woman still wants the best for his daughter. You still need to have something to offer.
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>>61952054
my family would have more goats to trade, fuck the lawyer. he would probably move and get a foreign woman anyway.
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>>61950827
boo hoo hoo write a song about it

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>tfw english is your second language
>tfw constantly nervous about my short vocabulary and making different kind of errors in my posts
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>constantly nervous
>short vocabulary
>kind of errors
lol
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>>61952667
>bad, worse, worst
It's a mistery to most native speakers...don't worry
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>>61952734
What is wrong with constantly nervous?
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>>61953150
it sounds off to say it like that. you could say things like "regularly nervous", "often nervous", "routinely nervous", etc. but "constantly nervous" doesn't sound correct, people don't speak like that. I think it's because the adverb "constantly" is of a static nature, while "nervous" is inherently more dynamic or something, I dunno.
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>>61952667
If you were a girl then I would find it cute and endearing. I would study your native language and then you would tease me about how bad I am in it. We would be equal, it would be fun.

Sorry for the unhelpful response.

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Every time I decide to be myself and make some friends, I end up being mocked and hated.
I don't like this one bit.
Why do I keep trying to reach out to people? Why can't I just spend my free time in isolation for the rest of my life?
That would be less painful.
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>>61952143
Don't be a pain in the arse to others and seek spiritualized people. Materialist people are shit.
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>Why can't I just spend my free time in isolation for the rest of my life?

You can, it just hurts
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>>61952143
They can probably sense your loneliness. Your desperation. Your neediness.

>Why do I keep trying to reach out to people? Why can't I just spend my free time in isolation for the rest of my life?
Humans are social. We need social interaction. We need friends, we need a girl. It is the toughest black pill of them all to swallow. Trying to deny your needs and acting like you are above them is nothing more than a pathetic cope.

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I want to give a small tip about managing insecurity and anxiety with my fellows on /r9k/. Basically, realize that the people judging you (or potentially judging you)

>Do not pay your bills
>Aren't helping you to advance your life in any meaningful way
>Would rather see you fail or stagnate than succeed (or be totally neutral towards your success)

This doesn't cure every situation, I for example am still extremely scared of speaking to my professors because of the weight they play in my future, but for my peers and coworkers this has definitely been helping. ZOOM is fucking retarded by the way.
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>>61952287
Dosent work when your parents are the ones judging you, unfortunately

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>tfw no stupid tripfag bf
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>>61952541
Are you a woman or nah?
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im a gay faggot and want to suck dick please be my bf UwU
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>>61952541
That honestly would have been great if you'd got trips when you said it.
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>>61952812
Yes
You are very stupid tripfag

I'M TOO FUCKING GOOD WITH EGIRLS AT THIS FUCKING POINT I'M UNSTOPPABLE. EVERY SINGLE ONE I TALK TO WANTS MY COCK. JUST FINISHED TALKING TO ONE, 2 MINS INTO THE CALL SHE'S CALLING HER SKIN CARE THING HER "VIBRATOR" (SHOWS SHE SEES ME SEXUALLY, SHE WOULDN'T SAY THAT TO A MALE SHE WAS SEXUALLY REPULSED BY)

10 MINS LATER SHE'S TELLING ME HER WEIGHT AND SHE'S SAYING SHE'S NOT SURE AND I TELL HER TO SEND ME A PIC AND I'LL TELL HER, SHE THEN ASKS IF I HAVE SNAP KEK

BRO LET'S GOOOOOOOO

I'VE IMPROVED MY SKILLS WITH WOMEN SO MUCH OVER THE PAST YEAR BY TALKING TO TONS OF EGIRLS IN VC. ONCE COVID IS OVER I'M GOING TO A MEETUP OR SOME SHIT AND TALKING TO GIRLS. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
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im really happy for you but why the caps, are you really that excited to meet discord whores offline? youre just going to pump and dump them like the average tinder girl because theyre anything but girlfriend material. if youre going that far for some action, why didnt you just get TOPPED on GRINDR instead
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Nice, however if a girl is sexting you within a day of meeting you she probably is like that with any man who is charming enough, ie a slut
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>>61952253
nice going anon, nice to know some of us make it.
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>>61952305
>>61952321
>>61952339
Thanks boys
Most women are sluts, who cares lol
I just wanna conquer women by pureeing their insides with my throbbing dick
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>>61952933
based.

originally made of original oregano

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>It's not about if a girl is attractive enough or how good she makes you feel, it's about the investment you put in and the mutual compatibility that a couple figure out together.

So this is what normies think? Why can't I just have a lot of options while putting in minimal effort? It's not fair. Girls get to. I deserve an average to above average girl who loves me for who I am, but I shouldn't have to try harder than usual. If she doesn't like that, there should be a fallback plan B, C, and D until I find the right one. Then and only then will I improve myself because I'm not a simp.




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