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Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)22:26:00 No.50466803

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Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)22:26:00 No.50466803 [Reply]

rate this man out of 10

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Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)22:38:28 No.50466983

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)22:38:28 No.50466983

no one gave a fuck out of ten

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:16:32 No.50467503

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:16:32 No.50467503

Toby turner with downs/10

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:21:33 No.50467594

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:21:33 No.50467594

>>50466803
Looks like the retarded stepchild of Ryan from The Office that someone dropped in a vat of olive oil

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:24:32 No.50467648

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:24:32 No.50467648

>>50466803
Thin, curly hair and probably has a big cock, so 8.5/10

Anonymous
/r9k/'s Favorite Snacks 01/16/19(Wed)23:09:15 No.50467418

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/r9k/'s Favorite Snacks Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:09:15 No.50467418 [Reply]

Add your favorite snack to the pic before you.

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Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:24:15 No.50467644

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:24:15 No.50467644

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origionaldiou

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:21:28 No.50467593

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Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:21:28 No.50467593 [Reply]

Any other robots like old tech? I'd be happy with a retro style computer that let me shitpost, play Tetris, and had a word processor. What's the best way to do this? Build my own simple computer?

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Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:23:48 No.50467631

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:23:48 No.50467631

>>50467593
I bought an old Dell Dimension 3000 on craigslist, restored and upraded it, and browsed the internet on it for like 3 months not too long ago. I love seeing old stuff keep up

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:29:59 No.50467710

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:29:59 No.50467710

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>>50467631
We used those at my high school or something close. ~~Ten years ago now~~

Anonymous
Band night 01/16/19(Wed)22:26:10 No.50466807

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Band night Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)22:26:10 No.50466807 [Reply]

>be me
>13
>8th grade winter concert
>screw around with the trumpet tubes
>sounds like tuba
>try to put it back together
>one of the tubes doesnt go in
>ask friend to do it
>warn friend not to push tube all the way because theres a dent in the trumpet that gets the tube stuck
>friend pushes it all the way in
>fuck.jpg
>yell at him for being an idiot
>try to remove tube
>tube doesnt come out of the trumpet anymore
>trumpet is off tune now

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Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:21:45 No.50467599

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:21:45 No.50467599

>>50466807
>be me
>13
>think r9k will help
shoot yourself

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)22:09:40 No.50466574

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Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)22:09:40 No.50466574 [Reply]

Fembots, whats the biggest thing youve ever put into your asshole? Do you ever finger yourself?

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Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:15:57 No.50467493

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:15:57 No.50467493

>>50467481
I get it, especially the reciprocal concept, but I'm not gonna take it.

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:17:52 No.50467525

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:17:52 No.50467525

>>50467493
I know, wasn't trying to force the fetish

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:18:28 No.50467542

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:18:28 No.50467542

>>50466630
>hairbrush handle

Hod id love to suck tjat after you fuck hour ass with it

>>50466758
Move to odessa texas and be my pure anal queen GF please

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:18:33 No.50467545

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:18:33 No.50467545

>>50467525
well I wish you luck with your future sexual escapades

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:21:41 No.50467598

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:21:41 No.50467598

>>50467545
Same to you Anon

Unoriginalli original

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:04:53 No.50467360

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Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:04:53 No.50467360 [Reply]

I tickled my little sister until she peed herself. Later, when nobody is looking, I'm going to get those peed panties from the laundry basket and have a good time.

Christmas came in January robots.

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Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:19:03 No.50467550

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:19:03 No.50467550

>>50467360
God this would be amazing

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:20:07 No.50467569

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:20:07 No.50467569

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>>50467360
how fucking old is she

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:20:11 No.50467572

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:20:11 No.50467572

>>50467360
>have a good time
W-What are you going to do?

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:21:28 No.50467591

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:21:28 No.50467591

>>50467360
Post pic of panties, OP. We believe in you.

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:23:40 No.50467624

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:23:40 No.50467624

>>50467360
shut the fuck up FAGGOT
no one cares what your incel ass does other than the FBI who's watching you

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:16:34 No.50467505

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Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:16:34 No.50467505 [Reply]

BLACK GF QUEST UPDATE
>day 15
>still no black gf

Giv
Pls

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Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:18:17 No.50467537

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:18:17 No.50467537

>>50467505
I can't wait to see
>day 678

brooke !OfSZlkREpY
01/16/19(Wed)23:18:21 No.50467538

brooke !OfSZlkREpY 01/16/19(Wed)23:18:21 No.50467538

>>50467505
y do guys have racial fetishes.. weird

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:19:20 No.50467557

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:19:20 No.50467557

>>50467538
come on now brooke...
you prefer azn...

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:19:58 No.50467567

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:19:58 No.50467567

>>50467538
Don't you have one too?

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:08:38 No.50467412

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Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:08:38 No.50467412 [Reply]

>Tfw we are all going to die
I am not brave enough for this.

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Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:16:42 No.50467507

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:16:42 No.50467507

>>50467475
I am the bald guy from Breaking Bad but I sell illegal hentai.
If there is an afterlife, I am going to hell for sure.

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:18:09 No.50467532

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:18:09 No.50467532

>>50467412
We've all been dead for immeasurably longer than we've been alive.

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:18:45 No.50467547

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:18:45 No.50467547

>>50467507
Try thinking of death in a positive light. You finally get to rest. After years and years of hard work, you finally get to sleep. No more arthritus, no more headaches, just pure bliss.

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:19:55 No.50467566

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:19:55 No.50467566

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>>50467412
>>Tfw we are all going to die
This is the only thing that helps me sleep at night.

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:21:03 No.50467585

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:21:03 No.50467585

>>50467566
So fuck off mate.
Or listen to some Mobb Deep with me.

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)22:27:52 No.50466831

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Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)22:27:52 No.50466831 [Reply]

>tfw been wishing for my dad to die for the past couple months and he's actually dying of cancer now

I did it

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Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:09:55 No.50467426

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:09:55 No.50467426

>>50467331
*school spellcaster

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:13:00 No.50467462

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:13:00 No.50467462

>>50467352
>Stefan Molyneux
I'm actually extremely left leaning, so I listen to guys like Destiny Hasan Three Arrows, and anactualjoke. Stefan Molyneux is cancer for people with low IQ

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:14:52 No.50467485

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:14:52 No.50467485

>>50467274
Payback for him deciding to circumcise you huh?

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:17:24 No.50467519

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:17:24 No.50467519

>>50467462
>duuuuuuuuh the other side has low IQ
You're also an apetard who believes he can cause cancer with his mind.

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:19:48 No.50467563

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:19:48 No.50467563

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>>50467462
>is lefty
>can only conjure curses so uses only his hatred of himself and others
By the book OP
The other possibility of that archetype is a new age hippy doing nothing but smoking weed, taking shrooms and in general sitting around doing nothing and talking shit.

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)21:56:53 No.50466424

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Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)21:56:53 No.50466424 [Reply]

Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.
It is by grace you have been saved, through faith-- and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God--
not by works, so that no one can boast.
We have all become like one who is unclean, and all our righteous deeds are like a polluted garment. We all fade like a leaf, and our iniquities, like the wind, take us away.
But God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life.
Matthew 7:7, Ephesians 2:8-9, Isaiah 64:6, John 3:16

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Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)22:32:52 No.50466901

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)22:32:52 No.50466901

>>50466885
>source plz
+Bible
+Any saying of Jesus then compared to to the Talmud / Tanakh

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)22:33:41 No.50466910

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)22:33:41 No.50466910

>>50466901
Can you point to actual verses?

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)22:40:54 No.50467022

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)22:40:54 No.50467022

>>50466910
Nothing really comes to mind, since you aren't being specific. It's like you're asking me, "why is this value the inverse of the other value?" Uh, because it is? We're talking about a religion that is universalist and committed to an end goal versus a "religion" that is tribalist and committed to continuing things as they are now.

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)22:57:06 No.50467263

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)22:57:06 No.50467263

Jesus is a lie. Praise the flying spaghetti monster and raptor jesus

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:19:26 No.50467559

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:19:26 No.50467559

>>50467022
Not even a half-assed web search for some crackpot that is describing what you're talking about?

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:14:36 No.50467480

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Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:14:36 No.50467480 [Reply]

I fucked a girl and im a loser who cant leave his house and mentally ill.
you cant get laid and make out you have it worse than me kek

fucking kill yourselves incels

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Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:15:51 No.50467492

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:15:51 No.50467492

>>50467480
Where'd you meet this girl? Teach me your ways!

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:17:13 No.50467514

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:17:13 No.50467514

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>>50467480
/r9k/ btfo'd

>OriginalityAvoidanceSystem.bat

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:18:02 No.50467529

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:18:02 No.50467529

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I could get laid easily but it would mean nothing to me if I didn't care for the girl.

I can't just meet some girl I know nothing about and be willing to fuck her after a brief and likely superficial conversation. I'm not programmed that way. That's why I'm a weirdo in the first place.

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:13:01 No.50467463

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Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:13:01 No.50467463 [Reply]

>be me
>been single for a while, kinda want a waman
>friend tries to hook me up with his gf's friend
>we talk all night making plenty of conversation
>next day she doesnt text me all day
>today she texts "sorry I've been at work"
>doesnt text me after that
>instagram says she's active
>still doesnt text me

We didnt really even talk long enough for her to get to know me and decide if I'm too autistic or not and she's already ghosting me. What do anons? I liked where our conversation was going

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Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:14:53 No.50467487

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:14:53 No.50467487

>>50467463
>expecting the woman to do all the work

You need to be the one making the moves, anon. You have to be active, not passive. If you're unemployed, you can't just sit at home hoping for someone to call you with a job offer. You have to go out there and put in work.

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:15:27 No.50467490

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:15:27 No.50467490

>for a while

get out

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)21:55:19 No.50466404

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Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)21:55:19 No.50466404 [Reply]

Ginger Bimbo is cute

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Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)22:15:07 No.50466638

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)22:15:07 No.50466638

>>50466624
>>50466524
look at these digits, 100 apart. spectacular

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)22:25:17 No.50466787

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)22:25:17 No.50466787

>>50466638
I'll tear your asshole 100 leagues apart, faggot.

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)22:28:04 No.50466835

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)22:28:04 No.50466835

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ha ha le instant karma rekt feminist pwned 360 noscoped

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)22:52:10 No.50467193

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)22:52:10 No.50467193

>>50466404
She looks like if Taylor Swift and Laci Green did a fusion dance...

oregano

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:14:18 No.50467476

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:14:18 No.50467476

>>50466835
those videos are pure fucking reddit and half the reason for the downfall of the western civilization

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:12:55 No.50467460

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Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:12:55 No.50467460 [Reply]

I really want a relationship. I don't think I'm too irredeemable and I'm not picky in terms of looks if I am but I don't want to pass on my genes.

Should I even bother pursuing a good, long-term relationship with a woman if I don't want to have anything to do with passing on my genes? I would want a woman who feels the same way so no donors or "donors", adoption would be fine. I don't hate kids.

Pic unrelated, it's an alien.

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Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)21:36:26 No.50466144

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Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)21:36:26 No.50466144 [Reply]

Which body type does r9k prefer
personally always liked titcows

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Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)22:57:15 No.50467266

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)22:57:15 No.50467266

I've always wanted a goth girl but at this point all the normal girls saw being goth as "quirky" and so it's almost impossible to find an actual goth girl these days that isn't just a billie eilish fan with bangs. I hate it. The one group I actually felt comfortable around had it's culture tore inside out and flung to the ground. Why is everything I love ruined?

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:00:49 No.50467314

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:00:49 No.50467314

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>>50467266
>tfw no kinda goth neo-folk gf

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:03:26 No.50467342

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I find everything attractive except the morbidly obese. I care way more about her interests and how passionate she is about them than looks.

~~No I don't care about boob size either, all sizes are attractive in their own way.~~

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:03:44 No.50467347

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:03:44 No.50467347

>>50466144
Short white or light brown girls. Short to medium-length brown hair. Somewhat thicc. Doesnt dress like a whore.

Anonymous
01/16/19(Wed)23:11:49 No.50467449

Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)23:11:49 No.50467449

>>50466173
>>50466388
>>50467347
I meant in pic related

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