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rate this man out of 10
no one gave a fuck out of ten
Toby turner with downs/10
Looks like the retarded stepchild of Ryan from The Office that someone dropped in a vat of olive oil
Thin, curly hair and probably has a big cock, so 8.5/10

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Add your favorite snack to the pic before you.

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Any other robots like old tech? I'd be happy with a retro style computer that let me shitpost, play Tetris, and had a word processor. What's the best way to do this? Build my own simple computer?
I bought an old Dell Dimension 3000 on craigslist, restored and upraded it, and browsed the internet on it for like 3 months not too long ago. I love seeing old stuff keep up
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We used those at my high school or something close. Ten years ago now

>be me
>8th grade winter concert
>screw around with the trumpet tubes
>sounds like tuba
>try to put it back together
>one of the tubes doesnt go in
>ask friend to do it
>warn friend not to push tube all the way because theres a dent in the trumpet that gets the tube stuck
>friend pushes it all the way in
>yell at him for being an idiot
>try to remove tube
>tube doesnt come out of the trumpet anymore
>trumpet is off tune now

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>be me
>think r9k will help
shoot yourself

Fembots, whats the biggest thing youve ever put into your asshole? Do you ever finger yourself?
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I get it, especially the reciprocal concept, but I'm not gonna take it.
I know, wasn't trying to force the fetish
>hairbrush handle

Hod id love to suck tjat after you fuck hour ass with it

Move to odessa texas and be my pure anal queen GF please
well I wish you luck with your future sexual escapades
Same to you Anon

Unoriginalli original

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I tickled my little sister until she peed herself. Later, when nobody is looking, I'm going to get those peed panties from the laundry basket and have a good time.

Christmas came in January robots.
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God this would be amazing
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how fucking old is she
>have a good time
W-What are you going to do?
Post pic of panties, OP. We believe in you.
shut the fuck up FAGGOT
no one cares what your incel ass does other than the FBI who's watching you

>day 15
>still no black gf

I can't wait to see
>day 678
y do guys have racial fetishes.. weird
come on now brooke...
you prefer azn...
Don't you have one too?

>Tfw we are all going to die
I am not brave enough for this.
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I am the bald guy from Breaking Bad but I sell illegal hentai.
If there is an afterlife, I am going to hell for sure.
We've all been dead for immeasurably longer than we've been alive.
Try thinking of death in a positive light. You finally get to rest. After years and years of hard work, you finally get to sleep. No more arthritus, no more headaches, just pure bliss.
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>>Tfw we are all going to die
This is the only thing that helps me sleep at night.
So fuck off mate.
Or listen to some Mobb Deep with me.

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>tfw been wishing for my dad to die for the past couple months and he's actually dying of cancer now

I did it
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*school spellcaster
>Stefan Molyneux
I'm actually extremely left leaning, so I listen to guys like Destiny Hasan Three Arrows, and anactualjoke. Stefan Molyneux is cancer for people with low IQ
Payback for him deciding to circumcise you huh?
>duuuuuuuuh the other side has low IQ
You're also an apetard who believes he can cause cancer with his mind.
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>is lefty
>can only conjure curses so uses only his hatred of himself and others
By the book OP
The other possibility of that archetype is a new age hippy doing nothing but smoking weed, taking shrooms and in general sitting around doing nothing and talking shit.

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Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.
It is by grace you have been saved, through faith-- and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God--
not by works, so that no one can boast.
We have all become like one who is unclean, and all our righteous deeds are like a polluted garment. We all fade like a leaf, and our iniquities, like the wind, take us away.
But God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life.
Matthew 7:7, Ephesians 2:8-9, Isaiah 64:6, John 3:16
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>source plz
+Any saying of Jesus then compared to to the Talmud / Tanakh
Can you point to actual verses?
Nothing really comes to mind, since you aren't being specific. It's like you're asking me, "why is this value the inverse of the other value?" Uh, because it is? We're talking about a religion that is universalist and committed to an end goal versus a "religion" that is tribalist and committed to continuing things as they are now.
Jesus is a lie. Praise the flying spaghetti monster and raptor jesus
Not even a half-assed web search for some crackpot that is describing what you're talking about?

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I fucked a girl and im a loser who cant leave his house and mentally ill.
you cant get laid and make out you have it worse than me kek

fucking kill yourselves incels
Where'd you meet this girl? Teach me your ways!
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/r9k/ btfo'd

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I could get laid easily but it would mean nothing to me if I didn't care for the girl.

I can't just meet some girl I know nothing about and be willing to fuck her after a brief and likely superficial conversation. I'm not programmed that way. That's why I'm a weirdo in the first place.

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>be me
>been single for a while, kinda want a waman
>friend tries to hook me up with his gf's friend
>we talk all night making plenty of conversation
>next day she doesnt text me all day
>today she texts "sorry I've been at work"
>doesnt text me after that
>instagram says she's active
>still doesnt text me

We didnt really even talk long enough for her to get to know me and decide if I'm too autistic or not and she's already ghosting me. What do anons? I liked where our conversation was going
>expecting the woman to do all the work

You need to be the one making the moves, anon. You have to be active, not passive. If you're unemployed, you can't just sit at home hoping for someone to call you with a job offer. You have to go out there and put in work.
>for a while

get out

Ginger Bimbo is cute
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look at these digits, 100 apart. spectacular
I'll tear your asshole 100 leagues apart, faggot.
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ha ha le instant karma rekt feminist pwned 360 noscoped
She looks like if Taylor Swift and Laci Green did a fusion dance...

those videos are pure fucking reddit and half the reason for the downfall of the western civilization

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I really want a relationship. I don't think I'm too irredeemable and I'm not picky in terms of looks if I am but I don't want to pass on my genes.

Should I even bother pursuing a good, long-term relationship with a woman if I don't want to have anything to do with passing on my genes? I would want a woman who feels the same way so no donors or "donors", adoption would be fine. I don't hate kids.

Pic unrelated, it's an alien.

Which body type does r9k prefer
personally always liked titcows
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I've always wanted a goth girl but at this point all the normal girls saw being goth as "quirky" and so it's almost impossible to find an actual goth girl these days that isn't just a billie eilish fan with bangs. I hate it. The one group I actually felt comfortable around had it's culture tore inside out and flung to the ground. Why is everything I love ruined?
>tfw no kinda goth neo-folk gf
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I find everything attractive except the morbidly obese. I care way more about her interests and how passionate she is about them than looks.

No I don't care about boob size either, all sizes are attractive in their own way.
Short white or light brown girls. Short to medium-length brown hair. Somewhat thicc. Doesnt dress like a whore.
I meant in pic related

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