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I'm so desperate I'm going to fuck a cross dresser not even a tranny a cross dresser anons.
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>>85463125
Crossdressers are less mentally fucked than trannies to be fair. More honest.
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>>85463131
I knew a guy who almost tried it, but he said he had a religious experience before committing and took it as a sign from God not to be a booty bandit.
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>>85463125
thats fucking disgusting bro
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beautiful gay sex
the more sex you deny foids the less power they have
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I would a femboy probably not a crossdresser like that though, I guess the difference is fashion, cuteness and age

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Why don't you just become a lolcow?
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>>85463310
These guys have some natural charisma or else they wouldn't have enough views to be lolcows
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>>85463396
A lot of em just have schizophrenia
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>>85463280
I would never date a bitch with a leopard print tattoo. What a stupid cunt.
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NOW GUYS YOU ASKED FOR THIS THREAD
WHERE'S THE SUPPORT?
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>>85463280

Damn I need a guy with a build like that in my life

If only they would release a way to restore your youth
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its called adrenochrome and you arent getting any cuz ur a goyyyyy
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>>85463293
Then you would probably get molested let's be real
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>>85463293
Be the they that thou wanteth to thee
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The kids would eat you alive

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>made a twitter account
>'for you' feed ended up just porn from bot accounts and scammers
>made a pinterest account
>constantly fed half-naked images of fictional characters like Lara Croft & Ada Wong
>made a tiktok account
>women of dubious age dancing in revealing clothing

Being a porn addict is exhausting at times

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The nice thing about trans girls is they have a special surprise
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>>85462592
Do all of them juggle or does each one know a different trick?
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>>85462592
That actually is something nice about them. They actually have hobbies and interests, they can't just rely on having a pussy to get attention like foids can.
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>>85462592
id crawl 10 miles through broken glass to have her hand in marriage
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>>85462612
I wish I could have a long term monogamous relationship with a sweet trans girl
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>>85462592
no real woman knows how to juggle. troons need to realize they can't have any talents if they truly want to "transition"

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How do you pick what kind of girl you like? What if you choose wrong? I'm considering travel to see a girl, it's scary
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>>85462231
that is 100% a whore
i just talk to them and check for magnetic chemistry. if the feeling's there i ask them out. if they say no because theyre more comfy getting free validation from their simps i move on. sometimes thats just their excuse because i check all their boxes and still they dont wanna commit but if i ask them to just be friends and fuck occassionally i get xcom success rates until i start fucking them without rubber and they get freaky about it a week/month after cuz "thats not what friends do" as if having my cock all up your face or fucking your ass or kissing deeply while you scratch my back was you dumb fucking whore
i also filter by looks at first. if a girl is attactive but she dresses like a whore she is a whore. if shes ugly or mid she prolly just wants to feel pretty. i also stalk on socials to see what kind of ugly loser men they date or what the chances are that their beta orbiters are getting cuddles while shes drunk
on the whole
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>>85462231
if she gets your peepee hard she's your type
if no girls get your peepee hard you're gay
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Should I take a long plane ride or is that crazy? pic unrelated btw
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>>85462231
I wish my gf was thick with thigh gap
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>>85462231
>How do you pick what kind of girl you like?
I don't.

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A genie appears before you and gives you two choices
>the girl of your dreams appears before you and falls deeply in love with you and will never leave you BUT you die at age 40
or
>you get 1 billion dollars and will love a long healthy life however you're cursed to never find romantic love and you will die without ever getting a girlfriend
which do you choose?
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>>85461012
>you don't even see women as being as fully human as you, so how could you ever truly love one?
I don't love my dog, but I'd shoot someone if they tried to hurt it. (hypothetical, kill all dog owners)
And for everything else you blabbed on about it's irrelevant because much like the knights of yore men would fight and die for their princess of love and beauty. (I can't help it if you're an ugly ass femcel just die then kay?)
>Men just want a hole to fuck that also functions as a maid and personal assistant
And women want a vampire billionare CEO wearwolf quarterback with a 14 inch flared horsecock.
What of it?

I will now accept my (you), if not; consider your concession accepted.
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>>85461012
>it's really the opposite. men are the ones who can't love.
>>85462960
>men need to be like women and not love anything

I think the Saturday team of jews from the tranny raid server got their schedule mixed up with the Monday team of jews from the tranny raid server.
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>>85456383
I would choose neither. I already have a wife and children who I am very happy with. Option A means that my children won't even make it until adulthood before I die. Option B means that I lose everything I have for money. I guess I am really winning right now.
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>>85456383
I pick the first one and kill myself immediately to make the foid suffer and give her depression
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>>85463063
no no YOU are not supposed to be the monkeys paw

I want a moid who
>has a job
>has a driving license
>is not obese or disfigured
>doesn't have female """friends"""
>isn't illiterate
>can cook
>fucks like a sewing machine
Do I really ask for too much?
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>>85458133
A cunt that stinks so foul you'll puke!
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>>85461895
Bro on a scale of 24 to 79, how small are your boobs ?
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>>85461970
they should have said "scentsitive" in the subheading. missed opportunity.
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>>85461895
Men prefer to stick our dicks in crazy, that's why we need so many warnings about the consequences.
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>>85458127
I offer all that but I'm MGTOW. Good luck out there.

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just engaged in casual sex with a troon
i feel very upset with myself and i think i will drink a lot of svedka and decoy tonight
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>>85462289
today ive been smoking cheroots and painting warhammer miniatures treating myself a good bit
>>85462276
>How did that happen and what is it like
outside im smoking and thing led to another and i got a little handjob under my clothes, fucked in the bedroom later it was alright i guess, super toothy blowjob it sucked
wish it was a guy im used to fucking gay cowboys and lesbians
and m not trans, just a little bohemian.
>>85462625
went to da store bought some fishkies
>>85462265
bi i was trying to fuck this guy since before he transitioned back in school
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>>85462252
Fucking hell, i hate hearing stories like this.

Think how lonely, and how low her self esteem must have been to have sex with an incel. We live in a horrible timeline, i hope she is ok
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>>85462252

I wish the sexual revolution never happened.
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>>85462252
This is why I only engage in competitive ranked sex with troons
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>>85463246
>I wish the sexual revolution never happened.
what makes you say that nonny?

How do you get an Asian gf where you live?
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>>85462063
>Average asian girls' taste in white guys is basically the same as a gay man's
... so... black with a big dick?
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>>85460866
>lives in japan
idk go outside probably
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>>85460866
I live in Thailand. It's extremely easy here if you're financially stable and not Indian.

My gf is from Laos and looks similar to OP's pic.
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>>85460866
Just be white. I live in the bay area and if you're white that's literally all it takes.
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>>85463134
>My gf is from Laos and looks similar to OP's pic.
She's Laotian

Dat Boi is BACK
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was a shit-tier faggot meme back then used exclusively by dysgenic band kids who were gay and had AIDS
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>>85463284
Someone clearly cant ride a unicycle
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>>85463277
Dat boi be rolling down the street like ya ya ya yeet little brother jakey trya roast me ya yeet fresh avocado number 15 Burger King foot lettuce what's 9 + 10 21 Rucka Rucka Ali leafy is here and PewDiePie OG Mr beast and Pokemon cards damn the good old days
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>>85463333
incredible quads
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>>85463284
nah big dog this is vintage minted Facebook era millinealcore meme shit post style , check the cortisol

I haven't cut my hair for 4 months
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>>85463180
and i havent cut mine in 9 years
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>>85463187
are you.. bald by any chance ...????
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>>85463188
no i have very long hair
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>>85463180
Can't fucking blame you. Ever since the chink virus, these barbers have been fucking insane with their prices. 50 bucks for a fucking cut? Like they really think I'm made of money.
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i haven't cut mine in close to a year. i usually buzz it, but that makes me insecure and i don't really know what to do with it. high hairline, strong cowlick, i dunno, it just seems to look wrong whatever i do.

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Tell me about some interesting neurotypical interactions that became an important memory for whatever reason
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>>85463094
I wasnt diagnosed as a child (as far as i know) so ive been spending a lot of time during these last few years hyperfocusing on abnormal psychology and my own personality and the way other people perceive me. All i've got on paper is a rather rushed and unprofessional adhd diagnosis. i cant rule out the possibility of autism because i would have to ignore a lot of childhood memories that point to some form of neurodivergence.
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>>85463142
I was diagnosed with ADHD as a child too and I think if I did have autism they would have noticed it early

I didn't display any of the signs and childhood and that's usually a major indicator

I never had any intense hyperfixations growing up I can never recall feeling overstimulated I can always recall interacting with humans quite seamlessly

What I do think the lines with it though is that I have do have to do manual facial expressions sometimes or if I do a facial expression I immediately think about what it was that I just did

I can't multitask at all it's basically impossible for me to or I'll forget crucial stuff to each task and mess it all up and I also don't like forced small talk but I do think it's a good way to gauge somebody's vibe

I do tend to take things very literally and I can definitely tell apart someone that has ADHD and somebody that has autism

I don't act like those guys that do all the robotic movements and that don't understand the vibe of the room or when people don't want to talk to them or about stuff


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>>85463170
I do also wonder though if the social adaptation has been similar to why females with autism are more socially in tune because I am extremely conventionally attractive and that does lead to the majority of social interactions going well and there was a study that was done that females who are diagnosed with autism are like much much more socially in tune than their male counterparts and Chad treatment is very similar to female treatment so I wonder if the experiences I had growing up from people giving me social leniency due to how I look has altered autism symptoms in any way that has made me more understanding of social stuff
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>>85463170
I doubt that most of the people who think adhd is a meme disorder are autistic. More like ignorant normalfags who think they know better than the experts and buy all kinds of bullshit detox supplements and whatnot. Same kind of people who think adderall is a ploy to get "normal" kids hooked on meth.

>>85463185
Well i read somewhere that both autism and adhd are underdiagnosed in girls because they're better at masking and socializing than boys. I've read quite a few stories from women as old as 50 who were recently diagnosed with autism after a lifetime of dealing with social anxiety and panic attacks. Boys and girls socialize differently with one another so that's another factor to consider.
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>>85463275
We need to live in a world where either neurodivergency is eliminated or what is the standard for neurotypicality is also eliminated alongside neurodivergency to create something new and better through genetic engineering I truly believe we have it in our own power to create our own biology for the better of personal well-being and the well-being of everybody else

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I have genital herpes at 21. How will the rest of my life be affected?
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>>85463023
Buddy...Do you have herpes are you a spreader? Thats disgusting. Then again, people should stop having sex altogether.
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>>85463085
i don't have herpes, but if i did, i would be an apocalyptic giga-spreader because the risk of getting herpes is the only thing that puts any kind of brake on my whoring
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>>85458752
No it can't. That's not how it works, anon. Just look it up.
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>>85459147
Were you tested for herpes and did you get an official diagnosis for the virus? If you didn't then you don't have concrete evidence and proof of your having the disease, only speculation
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>>85462635
sure, buddy. you can lie to yourself all you want, but its absolutely possible and has happened. keep lying to yourself and enjoy your cockwarts

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I only want your bussy if you're fighting it


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