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To those who will be working on my avatar movie

I fought every day for the past three years to get you a job

Youre welcome
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>>85862177
Another hater added to the list

Means nothing

I have family members who hate me, betrayed me, and ive done nothing to them
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>>85862168
What did you mean by this exactly?
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>>85862364
Theres nothing wrong with being a casting director

But never in my life did I ever want to be one
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>>85862420
Oh right you're a screenwriter right?
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>>85862499
Correct but its not for avatar 4

4 and 5 has already been written

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I did porn right out of high school because I needed the money and now my coworkers found it and they won't stop bullying me about it and playing clips from it
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Everyone's a closeted faggot these days especially your coworkers who looked up Uranus getting probed. they're probably gayer than you because they looked it up hoping to get a nut off (they totally got their nut off).
You should set boundaries and if they don't knock it off, tell HR.
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Fascinating. Fascinating. This is great shit.
God the dregs in here
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Okay I'm just gonna say it

link to vid?
It's the only way to see the damage
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in middle school someone made something like me sucking their dick. i kind of followed me. in 2013 a girl took a picture of my dick and face. i don't know why i told her how to spell my last name. idk why the girl even applied to be a cna to clean my butt. i have a traumatic brain injury from a car accident.
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>>85862407
what are you using to translate

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if you were actually attractive enough to get a gf a girl would have approached you by now right?
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I got approached by a woman telling me I had "amazing bone structure" on my way home from work but I thought it was weird and was running late for the bus so I just said thanks and kept walking
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>>85862680
This the second a female becomes aware that you dont have material wealth it's over.
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>>85862114
I get approached regularly. I've worked as a male model. My standards are just too high to ever find love.
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>>85862114
I always have a frown or blank stare. I never make eye contact with women. I treat them all neutrally. That's why I have no gf.
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>>85862275
Cope. You have to be giga autistic to counterbalance the positive feedback loop that is growing up attractive (and therefore popular)

Sunday Funday Edition

It's the Siscest general thread coming back on a Sunday, you guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely siblings. Because of the title, it's highly encouraged that you discuss about your sister, but sibling related could also be good, go ahead and post about them. Discussion of the biology, poIitics, and psychology of consanguinamory (consensual incest relationships) is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, fetishspamming, simping, and schizophrenic spamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!

Since many people have been asking about a thread like this, let's how good it actually does.
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>>85849035
Burger queen needs to come back and give her final verdict on TADC
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>>85783575
Just spent the last 3 hours plowing the shit out of my sis in a hotel room. I've never been so empty in my life. Who ever would have thought that a halloween weekend out of town would be so great.
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>>85861094
>>and she showed me how she could work her clit to orgasm with an electric toothbrush.
>kek, you must have had that burned into your memory

Yup, those were fun times. I'm glad I learned about how the clit works at such a young age. I used to feel kind of sorry for her for being born without a penis and having "nothing" down there, especially since she had penis envy for a while -- but after we realized that her clit was really just a small penis (which totally blew her mind when she first realized it), it made us feel like we were more equals.

Actually, her clit was superior to my penis in some ways -- for example, she could orgasm without shooting messy liquid all over, and she never got boners that were uncomfortable to keep confined in her pants, and she could do "stealth" masturbation a lot easier because she could do it just by squeezing her legs together to put rhythmic pressure on her clit, or slip a finger down there and wiggle it a tiny bit.
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>>85862397
When we travel, my sister always books a hotel with a single bed because she is dead convinced that they use cheaper mattresses for the two bed rooms. She is always holding onto me in the morning and that is kinda nice so I don't make a fuss.
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>>85861830
NO POMNI YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WORD

Are you a dog person? What's your favorite breed of dog?
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>>85862565
ah, an intellectual heavy hitter
i guess ill have to ask my wife's boyfriend to come up with a reply to your genius argument
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>>85862127
I prefer cats. Dogs are annoying.
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>>85862572
Here's a more genius argument:

https://www.29news.com/2026/10/21/he-didnt-deserve-this-family-remembers-4-year-old-killed-louisa-county-dog-attack/
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>>85862127
I think OP just wants to fuck dogs.
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When they don't bark and are fine with not doing much for extended periods of time

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I would like to have sex with fembot in wedding dress.
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>>85859730
Well hop on
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>>85861612
Not like that. But I like her dress and titties. Wish I could pull it up and take her from behind or her to get on top of me and ride me while hiding everything under her massive, white dress.
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i wish i could not have grown up as a girl at all and i could just be born one day as a full adult woman like the bride of frankenstein and just be told here this man loves you go get married immediately. i wish i could wake up a new person and immediately be married and start a family. god
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>>85859730
She wants to put you in a wedding dress
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>>85859930
Future reflections.

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Fembot shits her pants really fucking bad but starts to panic, not because there's shit in her pants, but because the feeling of shit in her pants is turning her on like crazy and she doesn't wanna be a scatfag
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the first thing a woman thinks of when she shits her pants is the impending UTI
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>>85862734
nigga just wanted a reason to post fetish art
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>>85862759
Hehehehyeeaaaaahhhh maybe...

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Do you think if I just made AI written books like these women would buy them?
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>buying books
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>>85862616
AI smut is honestly great. If you know how to do it (and can get off on the written word and your imagination) you basically have a holodeck with no rules.

I'd never sell my slop to normgroid foids though; it's all mine!
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>>85862627
>>buying books

tell them
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>>85862654
I have. Buying books in this age is dumb.
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>>85862616
what you do is have an ai read the books out loud and you put them on youtube. split them up into 2 hour segments and put in the description "X comments and next part drops" to farm engagement. Alternatively you put a story into several parts, put the first part up free and the rest of them behind a membership. new stories come out and you trickle feed the members locked parts to older stories out slowly to farm engagement from the free listeners.

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you don't realize how bad tall women have it, /r9k/.
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>tall woman
>6ft
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>>85861861
Its tall for a woman
6ft is tall for a guy as well
Anything above 5'9 is tall for men
Anything above 5'4 5'5 is tall for women
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>>85856056
She will never have kids because she would have to settle. She only wants someone her height or taller but she has an ugly face, they don't want her and can do better because they are tall
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>>85862022
>Anything above 5'4 5'5 is tall for women
you must be a spic or an Asian then
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>>85862100
Outside of northern europe it's true.

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Thread for discussions about selfharm and mutual support

hope you're enjoying the fall

hello
>How are you doing today?
>Any plans for today?
>When was the last time you hurt yourself?
>Why did you hurt yourself?
>Is there anything bothering you right now?
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bump-qmud
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>>85852511
Hallu /cat/. For halloween you should go as /rat/ :D
>>How are you doing today?
Mostly good. On the way to a rave this hallows eve, should he fun. Gonna spend some time at the arcade too.
>>Any plans for today?
See above. I'll probably try my go-to of 3rd strike and jubeat out again, maybe play some of the game consoles there of they're free. As for the rave its just 5 hours of dancing, not much to say on it. Also, I brought a birthday gift for the girl I'm gonna meet there, to reciprocate the one she got for my birthday.
>>When was the last time you hurt yourself?
About a week ago drinking and nearly 2 months cutting.
>>Why did you hurt yourself?
Drinking let me escape the nightmares and rumination that comes with the night... still its a bad solution. As for cutting I can't remember why, its been a while.
>>Is there anything bothering you right now?
My parents are on my back for going into the city late at night and are threatening to lock all the doors and change the locks while I'm gone. Don't care if they do, wouldn't miss this for the world.
>>85859317
Hallo Meow
>dressing up for halloween or doing anything fun?

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>>85861364
heo toga
>you should go as /rat/ :D
or maybe a /bat/ :3
>On the way to a rave
woaa have fun
don't get all bruised up
>reciprocate the one she got for my birthday
aw cute what is it?
>my back for going into the city late at night
sounds annoying to deal with
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Good news, I had a good interview with a new lab role.
>>85857766
hi cat
>I think today is going to be a good day
Was it?
>>85854404
hi yu
>make sure you rest enough before the actual test
thanks i had a good rest.
>i watched the second seasons of haunted hotel and edgerunners today. that's about it.
I haven't seen the new edgerunners yet. how is it?
>>85854404
>what costume? :0
>>85852739
>what your costume!!?? :o

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>>85853480
My day was good and chill.
>>85854404
>i watched the second seasons of haunted hotel
Glad you like it :>
>>85862071
>yeah but i don't wanna get accused of cheating by the state government.
The AI doesn't do the exam for me, but it does the tests I need to study for the exam with all the paragraphs. Unlike the tests I buy that don't give me all the paragraphs. It just changes some key words for each paragraph and then outputs the complete paragraph with the words it changes highlighted. So it feels fast just click and train the keywords. And I made that aws managed website.

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But. How would you react seeing a white girl bleeding from her neck after being stabbed?
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>>85862658
>I literally just saw a White bitch with a nigger 10 minutes ago
On your PC?
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>>85862655
Okay so you agree if a White woman fucks a nigger a White guy should be able to deck her in the face?
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Schizobro glowing real hard right now.
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>>85862673
I said yes you dumbass. But only if the white guy in question would do the same to white men who racemix
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>>85862665
There's no call to action. I'm not encouraging shit. I'm just saying are you okay with it.
>>85862683
You don't have to have empathy for a mudshark getting punched in the face. No one's saying you should do it but if it happened are you gonna cry about it or laugh in her face? I'd laugh. Just like we laugh when niggers punch mudsharks.
>>85862672
No at the supermarket cause White women are dirty fucking no-good whores.

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game time baby
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>>85862279
I miss this era. Chris is living metaphor of the decay of western civilization. Things just felt so much simpler back then. We had hope.

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Hearing normalfags talk about alcohol is so boring
>i got so fucked up dude!
So?
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>>85862508
>*stretches out my arms*
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>>85862389
I don't get it
original twice
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Yeah, just talking about how fucked up you got is the eqivalent of a NEET bragging about how many hours they spent doomscrolling or something. Getting wasted with friends was fun during my late teens very early 20s but now I feel like shit only hours after drinking even if I only had 2 beers. My extended family are big drinkers and its led to many sad nights.
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>>85862363
tfw im just a lightweight then :c
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I'm 32 years old and I've never been drunk

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>ex is going to be getting cracked by some dude this halloween weekend
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Her previous bf thinking the same
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the sufferings of normalfaggots
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>>85862588
if you're jealous, I bet you'd be able to get cracked by some dude too this weekend
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>>85862588
>cracked
That sounds violent. Maybe let the police know.
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>giving a fuck about who or what your ex has sex with

Guess who is gonna daydream about having a bf like sad little cunt before falling asleep today
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In need off (you)s I guess
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>>85862612
If female over 18 you can be my gf.
If male you are a fucking faggot.


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