Ill start; The legend of the Cheese Bandit>Be me, year 11>Class of 2016>A cheese single would appear in random places every now and then>You'd open the bathroom door and there would be a cheese single there>Nobody thought much of it until it started happening more frequently>There was a cheese story nearly every day>In the bathroom>On the ceiling>Often under the tables>Text books with "you've been cheesed" written next to it>Some were chucked onto a skylight>Windshields in the car park>The cheesing got so bad that they took all the Behaviourally Disabled children (I was one of them) into a room and searched all our bags>The originally suspected me for it, but the worst thing I do is write the N word (Nigger) in the bathroom stalls>No contraband found other than vapes and a csgo knife in a year 7s bag>It was fucking funny he cried when they told him the police were coming>Kek>The cheesing continued for weeks>The faculty, desperate to find this bandit performed a search of all our bags in the sports hall before lunch, looking for fucking cheese this time>No cheese, just drugs and weapons.>Later that lunch time, three unopened 10-packs of cheese singles was found in the year 11 locker area, on a chair underneath a table.>World war cheese>Cheese flying everywhere>On the roof>Second floor windows>Doors>Janitors BTFO>The faculty, in a blind fit of seethe called year 11 for assembly>They knew it was one of us>The head teacher told us her plan to catch the bandit>They were going to call every supermarket in town and ask them to flag any teenagers buying a suspicious amount of cheese singles>They even put up a facebook post asking the local Karen brigade for help>To much of their effort, the cheesing wouldnt stop it only got worse.They never found the cheese bandit, he orders his cheese online, information of which cannot be disclosed due to GDPR regulations that the cheese bandit learned about in cyber safety week.Yeah, it was me.
go ahead, post it to r/greentext and get your upvotes you retarded faggot
>>80125315a guy got shot
>>80125315some redneck threatened me with a knife in class once, i react because i 100% knew he had way too much to lose by stabbing me
>>80125330im banned from reddit for so called "hate speech"
>>80125374Let me guess, you upset the jews?
>>80125371*didn't reactsorry, sleep deprived
>>80125376more like the troons.but yeah.
>>80125315a guy ran through a window because he thought it would be funny and bled half to death
>>80125315I wouldn't know because I was too cool for skool
>>80125315did you do it all with writing a greentext in mind
Officially here before plebbit
>What was the incident at your Highschool?one of the girls killed herself
>>80125472>one of the girls killed herselfOk and? What was the aftermath or the context?
>Be me, wasn't at the school yet but happened the year before>School sends kids out of class when they get a detention>Maths teacher lady>Nobody respects her, keeps threatening detentions, never follows through>One day, normal class>Gets locked in storage closet while back is turned>Told to sing alphabet backwards to get outMight have been recorded, people from other schools heard about it too.There was also a guy who stabbed someone but that was outside of school, plus a bunch of minor silly things.
>>80125489There really was no context or aftermath. Just happened out of nowhere.
>>80125315One of the girls started dating her drug dealer who was a decade older than her. He cheated on her so she stole his truck and started doing donuts in the school parking lot. She ended up crashing into a dozen students cars then rammed into a tree. Cops arrested her and then we all had to attend a bunch of anti pedophilia talks and lessons because the school blamed her boyfriend even though she was always insane.
>>80125315PE teacher was fucking students in the ass.
>>80125336Same lolwasn't even on purpose, a retard just brought a loaded gun to brag
>>80125315Not exactly high school, but fuck it>grade 9>early for school one morning>meet my teacher outside, she wanted to talk to me about something>as we're standing there we hear yelling from around the corner>"STOP! Hey-">6th grade boy sprints around the corner, blood all over his face and his hoodie>wtf>he runs straight into the arts teacher who just came out of the other building who grabs him and asks him what is going on>"please let me go please let me go please let me go">female cop runs around the corner>"Why are you running kid? I told you you're not in trouble">my teacher walks over to see what's happening>cop asks for his name>refuses to say a word>my teacher gives her his name>he breaks silence>"Don't! You don't know what you're doing, don't tell her anything!!">cop once again states that he is not in trouble>"If I'm not in trouble, then just let me go">blood is all but pouring down his face, he is panicking about being let go>they take his eyes off him for 1 second>breaks free and bolts again>cop doesn't even bother giving chase, calls it out over radio>teachers ask what happened>he was pulled out of a car (already bleeding) by an adult male who started beating the shit out of him (middle of the street, rush hour traffic, multiple witnesses around) and the cops had literally just turned in behind them when it happened>suspect and kid had both started running as soon as they heard "Police!">"why did he run?">"no idea">takes them about 45 minutes to find him and bring him into the ER
https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1i6oqwh/world_war_cheese/
>>80129734Those niggers always find a way to ruin things. I bet they're already leaking in here as we speak.
>>80125315The hookhanded teacher tried to fuck a girl when they took the senior trip to Germany
>>80125415So, jews then.
