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>Feel indifferent to white women, brown women, and black women

Will this help me?
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Take the 2D pill, it is the new nofap that lets you fap.
yeah i think the pic should be flipped around if anything. i don't do nofap but if i end up going a few days just by chance without, i go drooly over thicc moms shopping at dsw and shit
Africans who weren't part of any larger civilization or didn't have any real unifying culture, basically cavemen and savages, aka the stereotypical r9k African.
>makes you a cuck.
Where do you come up with these immature ideas?
Treating people like people doesn't make you "a cuck," it makes you a decent and likeable human being. Constantly thinking with your dick like a monkey or a nigger is not a good thing.
jesus that is fucking disgusting


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What are you guys eating? Here in CaliWali we call a bag of baked beans on the go a Hasty Henry. Usually eaten in a small ziplock bag with a plastic throwaway spoon so you don't have to deal with dishes wherever you're going.

What food traditions do you have in your country/ local areas?
>not eating BBQ roaches in Nevada summer

you must be one of those middle class beaners.

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Hate to repost /r/braincels content but damn
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fuck off normalshit. suck my unused dick
What are you trying to say with that picture?
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I've been posting this image for years on r9k in women hate threads. Probably before 2014 or 2015 i've been posting this. Not sure when it was made.

Braincels and incels is just a copy of r9k desu specifically r9k women hate threads which I have been cultivating and posting in since around 2012 although they xisted before then on r9k and even before then on /b/ all the way back to mid 2000's

I lurked braincels before out of curiosity. It literally is 70% reposts of images or talking points for the posts without images that i've seen posted on 4chan years ago.
and I mean the blue haired OP pic not the one I just posted.

Tbh the original credit shouldnt go to reddit or r9k but to the cartoonist who made it. It is a well made comic htat gets the point across.

Which brings me to a good point, the majority of memes you see on braincels originated from 4chan and especiall from r9k. Like pepe posting, wojak posting, roastie posting etc.
Most of the responses to that chick in the photo are all arabs lmao
Also she has fat tits

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>Go to do some grocery shopping
>Don't look at the price tags
Feels good not be poor.
Who also here /notpoor/
I don't have alot of money in the bank, but I am debt free so I guess that makes me /notpoor/
Good for you fren. I wish happiness and luck upon you.

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Why don't robots like their cock worshiped?
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Thats basically a cuckqueen anon...though i guess its ok if your both fine with it
fuck you stupid fucker
How much girth is necessary? I think I got a pretty fat cock.
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>poor erection quality
Not worthy of being worshiped. Why am I even alive

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Is it true what they say about if you don't have a gf?
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I spend far too much time here
oh it's like *to*be*fair* and desu isn't it
weirdest forced meme
It's true you cant get cucked if you dont have a gf
Kinda disappointed when I saw that he doesnt have a big dick
How are you supposed to be the most interesting man in the world when your dick is average

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Anybody here want to make a video game with me?
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Discord is unironically more detrimental to the quality of this board than reddit and shills combined.
I'll join it when I get back to my office
Well, I don't know enough about coding, so I can't contribute much there, but if you need a writer, I'm your guy.
Sounds good man

Works for me. Feel free to stop by
idk I could toss around ideas but I'd be useless for coding or designing much

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Autistic Kike Edition
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sadly, she is gone for good
all we have are memories
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agatha did not publicly endorse 4chan
privately she was an anon
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yfw you'll never stare down agatha
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aggy say what?
That's quite a lot of misapplied makeup there. She's experimenting with the artform to learn.

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Im scamming some arabs and I need to know what's the best way to receive payments.
>they can't be able see my legal name
>something that can preferably be paid through easily
>what im doing is in the grey part of being legal so the payment processing shouldn't be going through a major company
What do?
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He might get monitored but even that is a stretch
For starters fbi only looks for big happenings
Which is ironic if you look at Florida, kid had like 100 reports about him no?
This is what bitcoin is for. Duh.
>Steal videos, images, etc of amateur pornstars. That way it's less likely someone recognizes
>they like whites
>gain followers on insta or normiebook
>lure them in by talking to them for a while
>tell them that you don't give nudes for free

I usually steal pictures from their social media and then I send them videos from phub, taking those pornhub verified accounts, as they aren't well known and are less likely to be recognized. Sorry for typing this as an autist, ama anything else that you want to know or that I didn't explain well.
Monero, or crypto in general.

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I can get a nice trim but never smooth. Balls and taint are even worse. On top of that I have fordyce spots making everything harder. Should I just get it waxed?
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use a lighter bruh
yoru balls dont need to look like hard boiled eggs, just get them as clean as you can and youre good. you also dont need to shave everything off most girls prefer a little bit of hair
Jesus Christ imagine having a sunburnt ass for a head lmao
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It'll get you baby smooth just do a test area before going balls deep
Pull the skin tight and use a shaver rather than razor
>t. Femboy

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>tfw no gf
...well at least I'm uncuckable
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it just means you're being cucked everyone
Lol, I don't remember that one. Which is it?
This meme is so stupid. Incels are getting cucked by society and ALL women.
I'd have an easier time buying this meme if every single person spamming it wasn't unfuckable to begin with.
Damn somebody is butthurt

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Image limit reached on last one, if people still want to post use this thread.

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>actually comparing liking anime girls to wanting to fuck cartoon ponies in a show made for little girls
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mmmmm, Megu would agree if I take her out to a explosion practice place I can be lewd with her.
you mean like pic related
fuck off
at least satania IS lewd material...unlike a literal horse
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>wanting to fuck an anime girl is just as bad as fucking a literal horse for a kids show
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He is a normal fag, he probably faps to 3D porn.

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>tfw your favorite porn star has a thing for fucking niggers

Makes it real hard to find scenes where the dick doesnt look like a big piece of shit
Micropenis Asian "male" detected

>having a bad day cause I'm a kissless virgin robot with only one friend
>go outside to eat dinner
>visit a new restaurant my friend recommended
>wagecuck waiter brings me water
>too busy reading menu, I can be very indecisive
>drink 2 sips
>waiter comes back, refills glass
>I didn't even want more water
>realize he's just standing there, waiting
>I guess I looked at him funny cause he seemed annoyed as he walked away
>5 minutes later I'm ready to order but waiter is nowhere
>get some girl to place my order
>just wait in my seat waiting for the day to end
>after waiting forever I see the first waiter bringing my food
>he's smiling but with a weird look in his eyes

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this one goes on reddit
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op kill yourself you fucking hemorrhoid looking failure
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Hello Anon how are you todau
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.,...................l honestly don't know what to say
Well I mean good for you I guess

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Post stories, green texts, or images of anons doing gods work. Pic very fucking related
this guy is a hero who deserves a medal
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>be me
>super robot
>find out army chad is going to be deployed '
>gf is super hot and rejected me in high school
>spend hours writing letter about how he has died over sea
>send it to his gf
>messger her about how sad it is and that i miss him lmao
>spend the night with her
>leave into the night and delete facebook
only time i ever got laid and i had to work for it
You know this never happened, right?
A true original hero
>she fucked you basically as soon as she learned her bf was dead
What the fuck this has to be fake

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