>penis inspection day>forgot to bring my penis
that's why I always keep a spare in my glove compartment
>>84027684I thought penis inspection day was an real thing in some american schools until I googled it a few days ago
>>84027728maybe it's just not a widespread thing? the only thing i dreaded more than penis inspection day was butthole inspection day ngl, the 24 hour fast they expected you to do the day before was brutal.
>>84027684i unironically laughed wth
>>84027684Okay I chuckled.Your penis comes off???
When did you realize office jobs are all taken by women who do nothing except gossip and make tiktoks all day?
>>84026874>how the FUCK did anyone think giving them rights was a good ideaIt's literally jews it has been out in the open for decades nowhttps://youtu.be/zCpjmvaIgNA?si=WkEEppw4phy_FJ6s
>>84026888>None of the women in the op pic is earning less than $150k.The only one making any money is the one first one that owns the company. Nobody else in that video is making six figures, retard.
>>84026897>roasties take pride in producing wealth for mr shekelberg, they are natural born capitalist slave dronesIt's blackpilling but it's extremely accurate. I met a woman who was a self proclaimed communist yet was a workaholic wageslave and did nothing else but work all day never gave herself free time to enjoy anything. Yet she would always try to talk to me and just shit talk capitalism and the "system" lol they have zeeo self awareness or any respect for themselves.
>>84027371She's a rich "job creator" bitch, so her reported income is guaranteed to be approximately $0. She pays no taxes, and she probably gets a tax rebate for every dollar her parents send her in the form of arcane tax fraud instruments
>>84027371You're forgetting that roasties are also getting money off the table from simps and thier boyfriends. The average woman has way more income than most men nowadays, it's why they ignore 90% of the male population
I'm fat, but when I see a person fatter than me, I think "damn, what a fat fuck."
>>84027758im fat as shit but for some reason people at my height and closely around my weight look even fatter than me
>>8402780933. I'm in the obese category, and I definitely don't look good in the mirror, but I still judge other fat people.
>>84027827you might move around more than they do , and if so, you have more muscle mass
>>84027809>>84027837god damn you guys are fat wtf i thought this post was for me cause i was fat at like 25 bmi but youre proper obese
>>84027886Indeed, but other obese people look more obese than me.
>had a dream it was the apocalypse and kept raping a femoid in the ass
>anal>on a random woman>in a post apocalyptic world>presumably with no lubeyou're braver than I anon
>>84027599Dude, i also had a dream about raping a bitch, but i can't really recall the situation. After raping her i think i might've killed her, because i was riding around with this group and someone started shooting rockets at us. It's all in bits and pieces, really. But raping a bitch in a dream, yeah that was wild.Do you think you have free will in dreams or is it more like a movie playing?
I wish I lived in a world where we were all cute anime girl lesbians
>>84027639Man the domestic violence rate must be insane in that universe
>>84027639If we manage to cull jews and browns and save the white race, this is going to become reality in a few centuries.When gender transitions become actually possible, most men will turn into women, because nobody likes men.
>>84027670There would be no domestic violence. It would be a perfect lesbian world with a partner for everyone
>>84027639and who would impregnate all these women?
>>84027704They would get each other pregnant anon
my favorite coffee cup broke and I almost start crying, why do I get attached to inanimate objects? :,,(I feel like a friend died
>>84027803I'm sorry anon, I hope you get some loving people in your life at some point.
>>84027831it's ok anon, this is just what's normal to me.anyway thanks for listening to me cry about my coffee cup
>>84027719how bad is it? perhaps you could glue it back together and grow a plant in it.
>>84027719I too have a strange affinity for inanimate objects. I wish I didn't because on a logical level I know it is a completely retarded way to think.
>>84027871my mom threw it away already but it was pretty bad!>>84027878I also get attached to people way too easily it brings nothing but pain
How did millennials become cringe boomers so fast?
>>84026610I won't bother responding to this poppycock and hogwash. But here's my advice (and I promise I will seriously respond to every post you make if you follow it): take the time to map out your thoughts. Separate the topics you are thinking about discussing and work on them one at a time. As you do so, focus on expanding on the topic only, in light of the post you are replying to. Ensure it addresses the point and provides sufficient information to support your argument.Right now all you're posting is jumbled nonsense. A good chunk has nothing to do with the post you reply to, the rest is a disconnected mess that takes a lot of effort to connect into something semi-logical.Doing the exercise of trying to figure out what you're trying to say is the only reason I'm bothering with this extensive message: I think you might actually have something to say, you're just terrible at saying it. You also clearly have wrong ideas regarding the historical context of the time, but we can't discuss it if you're jumbling shit up as bad as you keep doing.
>>84026047Hitler 2 has a lot of work to do when he comes
>>84026611>>84026632>>84027277this made you this angry? i forgot i was even in here. lmao. i don't know why you think i read any of that middle one. if you can't follow a simple timeline or train of thought that isn't my problem, nor is the fact you are for some reason larping as a millennial without knowing what you're talking about at all and can only resort to 'didn't read, stupid, write better'. you could have just said the most millennial thing possible which is>tl;dr
>>84026484Ahh, it's that jumping-through-walls game from the half Life 2 makers. I never thought that game looked interesting enough to try it, and it seemed to attract the nerd gamer type who seemed to praise it which gave me the ick.
I feel bad for the younger generations. My generation (millennials) are going to be way worse than boomers when we get control of the world. We have way too many delusional ideologues.
Have you ever sniffed an Asian girl's asshole?
I never ever seen a girls ass; except in pictures.
Asians have a better idea of what my asshole smells like. They ALWAYS fingerbang me.
>>84026762>I never ever seen a girls ass; except in pictures.infraction: misuse of a semicolonpenalty: lurk moar
>>84023632>ave you ever sniffed an Asian girl's asshole?Nope.t. virgin
This is a man btw>leaning forward and tilting inwards to hide back>pushing other side of back outward to hide not only size but also lower face>notable masculine facial features on visible face>extremely high rise panties to give the illusion of a fatter ass
i just spent over $500 chatting with an OF girl who was probably just a bot. fml.
>>84026779Jesus, that's fucking atrociously down bad. I've got porn addiction and spent maybe a couple grand over the course of six or seven years on OF/ManyVids, but it's always for actual porn and it's shit I just leak online anyway to pay it forward. Paying to talk to the girls is a fucking scam and you really should just substitute that for either your own imagination or those F4M erotic/romantic audios. That's free and doesn't cost you two weeks wages to speak to an Indian guy pretending to be a woman and rate your dick pics.
>>84026945I probably spend less on a year's supply of Jameson.
>>84027174sure but why not spend 500 on a hooker instead?
>>84027498stds(organicalee)
>>84026779an indian bot.....sorry bro>>84026795ai pretty good latelyeither way that sucks, hopefully youu've learned
Man, I'm so fucking tired.
>>84027601don't kill yourself until the new evangelion comes out
>>84027698When will new Eva come out?
>>84027698There is more? Anno still isn't finished with eva?
>>84027714idk prob a few years>>84027725Yoko taro is writing this one
Every week I try to do a reset with her. Ill see her once or twice and we spend a lot of time together. Then I try to ignore her until she's back. Sometimes I cant resist temptation so I will dm her. Other times she dm's me first. When we see eachother again I try to be distant and she starts asking me what's wrong and tries being even closer to me. I want to ghost her but at this time there's no way around seeing her once or twice a week. It feels wrong to ghost her and I want to tell her we cant be friends because I like her and the situation is making life difficult in the office. Yet still I worry she wont have any friends at work since her whole team is remote and im one of the few people who arent native speakers of her language that she wants to hang out with. Thanks for reading my blog or not. Just venting. Nobody here will read it since it isnt about sex or politics.
>>84026547A language from Europe.>>84026905We work together. I want to quit but right now its decent pay, equity, benefits, lots of perks. You are the weak one if you would let a woman decide your life for you.
>>84027253>A language from Europenorthern europe, southern europe, central europe?
>>84027596Himitsu
>>84024261i'm more intrigued by the picrel, what the fuck is that
>>84027710german, french, italian, or spanish? any of these?
passed my driving test today
amerimutt lol
>>84027036In America a 16 year old can get their license and start driving right away and it costs almost nothing.
>>84027010thanks anon. i've been looking on facebook marketplace for cars desu. i want a mini cooper>>84027036what? im a britbong
>>84027003How do you feel about a nice curry to celebrate?
>>84027036>amerimutt>right hand drive car
today is the fateful day i'm getting my 30+ 5'5+ manic pixie dream gf. watch and learn guys.
>>84027364>>84027364>OP, did you just watch Scott Pilgrim or something?NOO, i did grow up reading the original comic however. i still consider Kim Pine to be THE ideal woman for me. everything from her looks to her constantly bitchy, fed up personality makes me go feral. i want her to call me a desperate, pathetic loser perv while i nibble on her neck. >Why is your dream girl a high bodycount, disloyal older woman?i didn't mention disloyalty or bodycount anywhere in the original post. you're just projecting these things onto my poor imaginary dream woman because you assume that all older women are like that. in reality, i just have a hyper specific preference for girls who're both older AND taller than me (i'm 24 and 5'4 for reference) everything else doesn't matter that much for me, especially something as superfluous as bodycount.
>>84027476>constantly bitchy, fed up personality makes me go feralyou know someone's doing the safehorny thing when they say this>being miserable turns me onIRL it results in a dead bedroom, financial ruin, all sorts of shit. You kids with your imaginary mommy dommy meanwife gf have really been lead astray
>>84027476>i just have a hyper specific preference for girls who're both older AND taller than me (i'm 24 and 5'4 for reference) everything else doesn't matter that much for me, especially something as superfluous as bodycount.sounds like you are just insecure and have convinced yourself that your ultra low standards gf is something to aspire to because it's safe/doesn't trip whatever cognitive safety mechanisms we're supposed to have as menbodycount isn't superfluous, having a high bodycount, man or woman, degrades your soul/personality/everythingthere's even data on it
>>84026559>every relationshipmind telling us more? How many times have you met such women? How long did they last? What went wrong?
>>84027499>you know someone's doing the safehorny thing when they say thismy tastes are extremelyyy versatile. just because i like the idea of Kim from Scott Pilgrim being mean to me, that doesn't mean it's *all* i'm into. i usually play off the other person's energy. if she's really good at putting me in my place, then i'll listen to her. if i sense that she's a pushover, then i bully her into submission and so on. i don't like sticking to just one thing or one dynamic. the switch life is the life for me. >IRL it results in a dead bedroom, financial ruin, all sorts of shitagain, you're just assuming and projecting things based on made up ideas in your head. there's 8 billion, completely unique people on earth and yet you assume that this sort of situation is *always* going to go exactly as you describe as if you're some kind of Nostradamus. i just think it's silly to look at things with such tunnel vision. >>84027512how are my standards ultra low.... if anything, it's a constant uphill battle considering there's not a lot of old, tall girls to go around. >bodycount isn't superfluousthat still doesn't make me personally care about it. i'm a KHHV so at this point i might as well get with someone who could be patient with me and teach me the ropes since my only notion of sex comes from reading doujins.>>84027583>mind telling us more? ask away and i'll tell you anything you wanna know >How many times have you met such women? i've been here since 2013 so if i had to count all the girls i've talked to off board, it'd probably be in the hundreds now. i still remember the old r9k skype groups>How long did they last?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
The more "normal" I get the more I'm attracted to fat slobs and so I return to places like thisAm I cursed
Inceldom has broken me, bros. I think I'm starting to like femboys because of it. So, where do you find tomboys and femboys with this phenotype and aesthetic?
>>84026765Everyone wants Chad anyway
>>84026591this looks like a fag
>>84026591>im not like the other girls in 2026Shut up faggot
>>84020520You can't because these are drawings you retarded ass nigga
>>8402669899% of hot femboys are literal afab. They get constantly exposed
