would u cheat on ur loyal fembot gf?
>>83119790if she wasnt a virgin when we started dating then yes. she had sex with others so i can do it too, its basically the same thing
>>83119790i would devote myself to a devoted wife and our children.
>>83119790Id fuck black women in front of her
>>83119790>loyal>fembotyeah thats not delusional at all lol
>>83119790Hot , but this is still an autogynephile freak thread
idk if this is illegal to ask but does anyone have like a reliable suicide method? european so no access to firearms or the sort.
>>83119384i don't intend to post about it, but i'll probably be filed as missing pretty quickly so they could do it again. I don't live alone that's why. I'll see what rope I can obtain. also should I write a will or something? I'm not sure who will inherit my stuff, but i'd like it to go to my friends and parents if I can. I looked some stuff up but I don't think I'll be able to get in contact with a lawyer soon enough
>>83119638yes, unless you write a will your friends will get nothing. i don't know about your country exactly but the default is that it goes to parents if you haven't got a wife or kids. i really can't say what formal stuff is required for a will to be effective under your jurisdiction but you'll likely need witnesses signing. google can probably tell you.
>>83119016Outer space. It's a vacuum and will 100% kill you.
>>83119016Take an ungodly amount of sleeping pills and a few muscle relaxers and get in the bath tub. Sweet dreams my fresh prince
>>83119016Slice both sides of neck to prevent bloodflow to brain, kills more efficiently than hanging.
any dexter fans
>>83119070this show is for women who like true crime
>>83119070I've never watched Dexter but I know the entire plot for some reasonI just can't prove it yet...
>>83119070They are miking this show so much kek
>>83119070i think i saw the first 3 seasons many years ago
Anyone here know about 'The com' Is it real?For those who don't it's a loosely connected group of nihilist and satanic organisations that encourage ppl to commit violent acts often using extortion or blackmail The groups include 764, No Lives Matter, Maniacs Murder Cult and Satanic Front
no you should stop wasting your time
Tbh I think most of these are run by feds with the odd real incident being falsely attributed to lend legitimacy to the glowies
>>83118799That's just glowies
>>83118799Those kids are like 25 now
Here are the most attractive things a female can do>be young>be white>have a high hip waist ratio >have a symmetrical face>have high gluteophermoral fat >have an innie>have smooth skin>have a light eye color>wear tight clothesFeel free to add your own anons
>>83119482larp. nobody cares about a femoid's personality
>>83119547an endearing or charming personality can make up for a whole lot. and unless you're just on a straight fuck-date or something, you're gonna have to tolerate one another. a girl that makes me smile and laugh also makes my dick harder : )
>>83119490>my face isnt fully symmetricala little asymmetry is fine if your other features are gud overall, face isn't as important for girl as long as you are average you are automatically hot to basically all males>i dont have high gluteophermoral fatwelp if your genes aren't trash you should be able to fix that if you gain weight>i dont have smooth skinhow as in not soft, acne or hairy? dont see how you could be mid even if you dont fix those flaws desu
>>83119301>kissing themwhy would you kiss them, that's not how you breed
>>83117265Spit on my mouth, slap my face, jump on me and trample me white wearing heels, leash me and make me kiss her feet, demand pampering all my attention/worship/money, act spoiled demanding me to spend hours eating her out...
I dont really desu. He says that scott pilgrim encouraged men to become submissive nerdy nice guys but I think that thats only true for failed normies. Like a confident chad(who saw scott pilgrim) would never even consider being a nice guy in the first place, the only way you could be a nice guy is if you already have the traits of being a loser(non Chad)Idk what do you think https://youtu.be/cJxgEHWGsfU?si=aXxCV-9YrX_GqJm4
>>83119460I didn't like the movie myself but boomers have been submissive to women long before scott pilgrim came out and millenials came out of the womb. They always say shit like "happy wife happy life" and deal with being in emotional abusive relationships because they believe a man should have to take it and let a woman walk all over you. Millenials just saw that in their homes and adopted that behavior. That being said all this red pill garbage and a return to traditional customs and Christianity that young zoomer males have been getting into on the internet is just a coping mechanism to the ongoing decay of our society. Yeah most woman being stupid spoiled sluts that have no concept of accountability is a massive problem. But most men are also faggots that just play video games, go to the gym and cant even wipe their own ass without mommy and daddy. Zoomer males hide behind self improvement and think that makes them masculine while also spouting some garbage they heard on a youtube short they they dont even practice themselves. And zoomer females just whore themselves out to get whatever they want. Zoomer males see this and get mad because one way of life is easier than the other. As a millenial myself its kind of funny but depressing at the same time. The outrage is justified, but people are going to go far to the extreme. Soon women's rights may be attacked because the backlash will be extreme. And I don't blame them. But all this is because the wealth gap created this inequality. If men and woman could just afford things easily there'd be happy zoomer families everywhere having babies and good memories. But instead we have men posting on YouTube and 4chan about how much they hate women and jacking off to porn. And women on Instagram, tiktok and only fans hating men and shoving every possible object they can find up their snatches and getting paid for it. All the while the government keeps importing immigrants to replace us because we're not good slaves.
I never watched it OP, either Scott Pilgrim or this faggot's video
>>83119599zoomer, never watched it too busy learning combos on Godhand>BALLBUSTA!!!
>>83119746>But all this is because the wealth gap created this inequality. If men and woman could just afford things easily there'd be happy zoomer families everywhere having babies and good memories.I agree. The biggest issue is that the government manipulates society to keep people broke sick and stupid.
>>83119460These types of guys were prevalent well before Scott Pilgrim existed.
I bought a new tablet to switch to pc drawing and it's so..beautiful.....
>>83119303Not really, at least until I git gutenough to actually make a quality art, thanks tho>>83119311Thank you, but I spent all my credit buying this tablet, so I would have to stick with keyboard for a few months. I like to play games from Paradox like eu5 or vic and I started playing Stalker a few days ago, having a blast
>>83119353Stalker Shadow of Chernobyl is my favorite game. I play it once a year. Are you playing stalker 2 or Shadow of Chernobyl?
>>83119503Stalker Anomaly, Gamma modpack, more specifically. It suprised me how pretty a game that old can look.
>>83119540I've never gone through anomaly. I want to play it pretty badly. Agreed, the asthetic is incredible. I've never been so comfy playing a game then Shadow of Chernobyl. I think you would really like the Metro series. Start with Metro 2033. I play on the hardest difficulty, I've heard anomaly is difficult as well. What mouse are you using? I found a mouse with macros on the side is best for shortcuts like healing, map, switching ammo type, weapon quick swap
>>83117687What tablet did you buy?Do you play osu?
>bro just be more confident>you need a better mindset bro>they're not all like that bro don't let it get you down>one rejection isn't the end of the world>don't give up bro just be yourself>it gets better bro trust me
>>83119545Join my army bro, take things by force and dont ever humiliate yourself doing peacock stuff for some inferior being bro, only peacocks care about mating dances and impressing females peacocks bro, and look where it got them bro, the punching bag of the jungle, a lion just takes what is his and doesnt give a shit what the lionesses wants, bro, thats why they are the king of the jungle bro.
>>83119545if your intuition say no then don't do it. it's that simple really.
The whole point of this thread is that normie "advice" is less than useless. They're setting you up to fail so they can laugh at your suffering. All part of the humiliation ritual that is existence.>>83119620
>>83119545>you just have to be kind!
>>83119757>you miss every shot you don't take>worst she can say is no
I've be THANKING... about doing a sui
can u give me ur money if u do? id like some robux thank u very much
contact me if you're an red head female who is nerdy and likes videogaames and weeb stuff. That is what im questing fordiscord : strmbrng
>>83118851redheads dont actually brwose r9k
anyone else notice the violent fantasies older males (30+) have towards younger guys? old resentment is not just a female thing I am beginning to realize. Old males are constantly fantasizing about punching, raping, younger guys. and gleefully share these fantasies with the internet. Why?
>>83119496I'm 37 and I like zoomzooms
I work with 2 zoomers and they're cool as long as they stay off their phones. Idc that they're looking things up on their phones but if the higher ups see it i'm expected to yell at them. I've already talked to them about it so I just slap the phones out of their hands if they don't listen. That works better than yelling at them because the risk of the phone breaking is a bigger deterrent than being yelled at. And no I would not be liable to pay for the broken phone and they know it lmao
i'm nicer to my zoomer cousins than to my fellow millenial cousins. I feel so sorry for them. They didn't have an actual childhood where they could run amuck outside with their friends the way we did. The younger ones get tablet videos, at 4yo, to shut them up; and stay on that until they are weaned onto a smartphone addiction as tweens. The gender-war for them is so much worse; with boys and girls hating each others guts for tribal reasons; and mostly dating in purely transactional ways. It seems awful.I'd also say that genX had it better than us, and boomers had it better than genX. Boomers had it the best, and its all been downhill from there.
Its so funny seeing all these millenials and etc. chimp out about zoomers saying they are soft and retarded and they will ruin the west while it was them who voted for importing a gazillion niggers while zoomers were too young to vote, it was them who started worshipping and enabling whores, it is them who groomed zoomers in school with faggotry and selfhating because of race and the list goes on. The average zoomer hater is a fat guy with ed who sucks jewish cocks 5 days a week for pennies and is married to a woman who whored herself out to every guy in her 20s so yeah they are just bunch of spineless pathetic faggots.
>>83119509yo grok analyze ts
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>>83119572Every woman has been cheated on because porn counts as cheating.
There are no such thing as a woman in 4chan. TTD
>>83119611I think watching porn, without talking about it first, is a form of emotional cheating.But anyway, I was asking that femanon.
>>83119611porn is better than women nowadays anyway
>>83117457Hello,Will you be my wife and have 3+ kids with me?
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Proud to be an American, a nation for the bank revenue, of the bank revenue and by the bank revenue
>>83118506But pretty much every country has a Rothschild backed central bank and many countries use debt to inflate their economy
>>83118506Would you vote for Uncle Ruckus OP?
>>83118737>Wuncler pawn
>>83118506That's antisemetc! Delet dis
>>83118871I don't care about Uncle Ruckus's backers (no relation).I care about his values.He holds the kind of views the founders held!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8YWUp9rzd8
You need to stop getting so stressed out and just chill out and be comfy
