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How do I respond bros?
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>>64708943
"fine, I guess I can show you the piss drawer when we're done"
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>>64710684
I flirt just fine in person, but without vocal and physical cues to go off of I got no way of discerning between me being creepy or cute.
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"Then we can play mario kart"
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>>64708943
Incels hitting on Stacy is so cringe
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>>64708943
then you can also slap my ass

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Fembots tell us about getting cucked by other women.

>Do you want to be cucked?
>What do you want your relationship to be with the vixen/other woman?
>Favorite cucking scenario?
>One normal thing about you?

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Is it okay to be happy about losing weight if you're still overweight? I'm a 5'10 male that started dieting and exercising at the beginning of April. This morning I weighed 199, the first time I've gotten under 200 in years. I was 250 at the beginning of April. I texted my older brother, who replied with "You're still a fatass pig. Let me know once you reach the 160s. You have nothing to be proud of. Nothing at all."
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Cut your brother out of your life
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>>64710997
>>64710997
50 lbs in 4 months is really great progress.
Wonder how fat people can burn so much fat despite being totally out of shape, are you starving yourself ?
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Your brother sounds like an edgy tard, but it's probably like >>64711020 said, tough love bullshit. Doesn't mean you can't be proud of what you've accomplished though. Keep it up brother.
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>>64710997
Hes just jealous lol thats amazing progress and nobody responds that angrily unless jealous. Sorry your brother is a bitch pussy
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>>64710997

Looooool. My brother is like this.

Guess who ostracizes himself in social situations and family get togethers? He actually MEANS well, which is why none of us have disowned him yet lol. He just... doesn't have a filter when it comes to any sort of criticism.

Your brother is being a cunt. Keep up the good work, and keep on keepin on

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Would you let a cute girl take your picture?
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>>64710985
Wtf are you doing here retard.
Get the fuck out and never come back. Stop being so fucking stupid you're 15
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>>64710576
>Wild anon ran away
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>>64710985
>im 15
what part of "zoomers get out" did you not understand?
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>>64710985
Kid, you need to leave and NEVER come back. I was 15, when I joined. I can't leave. RUN, ZOOMFAG, RUUUUUUUUUN!
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>>64710985
Fuck go back to r/teenagers

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my female coworker told me to give her a ride, i said no (her bf didnt pick her up for some reason), she was so mad, i might get fired idk
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>>64710246
>i might get fired
you people are called wagecucks for a reason lmao
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>>64710246
I dont think you will get fired for something like that dude. Its your total freedom, especially due to the pandemic.
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>>64710246
>told me to give her
yeah i'd tell her to go fuck herself
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>>64710246
>might get fired
Dog, back in the cage!
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>>64710246
Can't you just make up a lie as to why you weren't able to? (^ u ^)

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pulling a fembit's shirt to see her booba
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Would prefer to pull a normal and attractive girl's shirt to see her booba

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If you were a girl would you wear Make-up?
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>>64711086

Hell yeah. Not nearly enough becky's posted on here. I love brunettes
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Nope and I'd ditch sunbathing altogether.
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>>64711086
If I was a girl Id either be a cardio-bunny or weigh 500 pounds because those are really the two best types of female to be.
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>>64711086
No, as a guy, I find that makeup looks disgusting, so if my mind was transferred into a woman's body, I would still find it disgusting and wouldn't wear it. Considering women get plenty of attention as is, I don't think makeup would even be necessary desu.
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>>64711086
I wear makeup as a guy... Also I wonder what would it be like to smell some stinky girl armpits....

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I bought new underwear from Costco.


AMA.
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>>64710137
I can only wear 100% cotton classic boxers. Everything else feels wrong.
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>>64710159
Based
>>64710181
Boxer briefs are the best, try them. I love having the support on my balls.
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>>64710496
I've tried them but my balls feel itchy every time.
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>>64710097
anyone have the edit
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I'm wearing the same boxer briefs, they are very comfy

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Time to post some soulless cunts getting what they deserve.
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>>64709926
And they dont think about you... At all hahahahahaha. Except maybe massive diagust the rare moment you go outside
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>>64709320
This, I don't see how it's surprising at all. I'm a skinny manlet and I'm pretty confident I could demolish 99% of women on earth without much trouble. You ever play wrestle with a girl? They're weak as fuck. Nothing wrong with that but it is what it is.
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>>64709962
Yes? That's interest. Can you elaborate on your feelings of inadequacy and powerlessness?
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>>64709986
I mostly agree, but you're not taking into account the amount of fat and obese people that exist in some countries. The amount of strength they need to just lug their own bodyweight around should not be underestimated.
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>>64709404
this isn't really a woman moment this is just sad

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When a woman can't support a child, she gets a check from welfare.

When a man can't support a child, he goes to jail.

https://youtu.be/u8RWzw98f-8
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>>64708433
This, fuck that fat piece of shit. You just know he guilt-trips his son constantly so he can have someone to take care of him.

Anyone know how Richard is doing these days?
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>>64705588
it's kinda weird to see him care about someone
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/HASSLE SQUAD/ ASSEMBLE
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>>64705588
It should be legal to shoot people who stray into your property like that and refuse to leave.
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>>64710859
I know right? Hassle usually is a huge dick but he genuinenly didn't mean harm to richard he just wanted to interview him and help him get out of the situation.

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I'm not a virgin. Although watching a few anime, I understood why most of you robots hate women. I wish I could meet you and help you get revenge on women that made you that way. I'm a multi-millionaire and maybe someday I could meet a robot and help them in their predicament. I have enough resources to make a woman's life worse. Don't worry, I have tons of connections and won't let the media even sympathize with women.
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>>64711055
on the off chance this isn't a complete larp or maybe you'll be rich some day
make a website to record all the things women do to whore themselves out, so they can't just delete them later
no guy deserves a skank of a woman who's been a whore her whole life then decides it's time to settle down
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>>64711055
Any chance you're gay? I like your subversive tendencies.

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Brazil says: hello incelinos!
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why is mia malkova sucking milk from pitbull's teat
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>>64710562
Good taste, anon. I approve.
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>>64710495
nice stretch marks and fake teeth, roidhead
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>>64710495
He do have nice titties tho..
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>>64710495
Girls fucking love bald guys. I wish I were losing my hair so I could have a reason to go for this look.

i think i might be developing schizophrenia. how can i make it stop?
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>>64709397
stop posting here, go outside, go to the gym, get a job
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>>64709397
Smoke a lot of meth and weed, keep all lights off in your house, turn every device on at a low volume, and research the correlation between locations of missing children and underground tunnel systems and see where that takes you.
Also browse here /pol/ and /x/
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>>64709397
what symptoms are you experiencing? i feel like i have it too, but i dont want to see a doctor about it because i dont want people to think im crazy or lock me away
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>>64709397
The first thing that a schizophrenic starts to experience is the lack of self-awareness.
I.e if you were developing it you wouldn't notice it and as a result wouldn't have made this post in the first place

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I have no real friends to turn to or confide in with anything, just a bunch of acquaintances that don't give a fuck and never invite me out to stuff, even when I invite them to stuff half the time they say they're busy or whatever
Thought it was gonna get better after high school but I'm two years into uni and still fucking hate life and being an autistic piece of shit and am where I was 3-5 years ago except that instead of being 16, I'm nearly 21 and have wasted 5 years just doing internet and not working on my goals
Don't even get me started on being a fucking khhv man, girls don't like passive hurt people like me but reading all this redpill stuff about being alpha and dominant is fucking soul crushing and I don't want anything to do with it, I just want to be able to be myself and be loved for that
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Damn, that sounds rough. I met my life-long friends around 20-24, they made the rest of the decade well worth it. My advice despite that? Do not give up hope OP. One of my friends at the time was in his late 20s, just figuring out life, and now he is in his early 30s rocking it to the point that it has become a running joke amongst my friends. High-school is the worst time to find likeminded people, and your BA / undergrad is like high-school 2.0. Keep going until you find an area that is your own and a group of people who are your own.
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>>64710886
Thanks for the kind words anon, I'm glad you and your friends made it
Sorry for sounding like a little bitch but I'm just really tired of feeling alone and depressed, and my head is telling me that it's only gonna get worse from here on out, what with wagecucking after uni is done and all
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>>64710833
You need to find a way to persist despite having your soul crushed in the meanwhile. Let loose.




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