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Who's your favorite retro 4chan egirl (2003-2013)? For me it's plchan
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>>72145134
>2013 is retro now
kill me please
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>>72145147
Pear Chan was my fav btw
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>>72145134
I still laugh about Creepy-chan not only getting a modeling career because of anons shitposting l, but even got her in a TV series

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>had a good childhood
>had multiple chances to lose virginity and kiss girls
>didn't because I was oblivious or shy
>social retard around women and conversations about sex are akward as fuck
>feel I'll never have a normal life
who else /self-destructed/ early in life and is solely to blame for their own worthlessness now?
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>>72144640
I didn't and still don't have anything. You get used to it.
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>>72145046
I like small mouths. Why can't you jack off to small mouths anymore.
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>>72144640
>tfw no hyperactive social fembot gf who asks me out but is still supershy and awkward and cute about anyone closer to her than just friends
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>>72144731
I'm like OP, a couple years ago I had a chance with a pretty, sweet girl and I fucked it up by being shy. But the question sort of becomes should I be with a girl that's so oblivious to my problems? Whatever, she's gone from my life now.
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>>72144640
>she blinks
0/10 would not stalk

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How do I do valentines day with my bf if we are both autistic shutins? The normie ideas seem kinda weird to me like, have sex, do sth he likes with him, do a massage, share a meal etc since we do all of those little things all the time. On the other side since we are shutins doing extravagant stuff out seems kinda awkward, like we both wouldnt really enjoy it. Should I even bother with this day at all? I feel like my mom will nag and pity me about choosing the wrong guy again if we dont since she has a dinner out with dad every valentines. But I can expect my man to organise anything since he is submissive and struggles with social stuff anyways.
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>>72145359
you should both hang yourselves to be honest with you family. sage.
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>>72145396
Why? There is no reason to.
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>>72145446
because you are a mentally deficient """woman""" posting on this board. for his sake and yours it'd be better off if you both just offed yourselves at your earliest convenience.

its time for your dick crushing robot
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D0SJR
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>>72145299
>but then again, what's the point in thinking about that when I can just post it a fourth time? Now that's what's REALLY epic!
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Turns out you won't be a great hero
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Only a dead rotting corpse
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4RYWA

hiiii robots wren here i dont rlly post here often anymore n. im really sorry about that for the people that do recognise or care about me, when i was active here it really put me in a bad mindset. everyone here would bully me about my weight and face often and it made me so insecure that now 2 yrs later ive lost a fuckton of weight and i socially isolated from people in fear id be seen as ugly

honestly now i feel much better but r9k was how i met so many kind people, i still post here but its always on anon. people posting my face from years ago still make me feel quite confused. i think everyone here still has hope left in them to be better people.
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low effort pinterest pictures with female comments enrage me
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>>72143737
There are tons of pictures - she's an eHarem product so slutting herself out ifor attention is the bare minimum expected from that stable. Just seach the archive for fembot rate threads.
You can tell she is irrelevant because she has to tripfag and STILL announce "WREN HERE!" in her OP
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>>72143143
not reading that, you should kill yourself thought
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>>72145062
stop bumping your own thread wren
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>>72145097
i just came back
>>72143950
i dont care if im irrelevant i dont want to be relevant, i just like seeing how the board is doing. im barely active in eharem.
>>72143772
i send selfies to anyone who asks because i was very insecure about my old appearance but now i feel better about myself
>>72143739
holy attention seeking

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Whatever happened to Jay?

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How do I get a Slavic waifu as a 19-year-old (white) westoid?

Every Slavic e-girl I met stopped being interested in me after finding out I was still in college and couldn't financially support them or help them relocate to my country until after I graduate.

I'm a decent looking guy, I have interesting hobbies, and people say I'm really friendly.
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>>72143335
I live in maryland

Wanderingsoul#6758
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Wish the sanrio poster was still around. If I stick my dick in crazy ir should have been her.
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OP, you need to talk to slavs on instagram and in real like (day game cold approach). You wont find girls on 4chan or discord. I am from Germany and living in Brazil. I will be in Europe in Jun.
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>>72143536
what a retarded comparison. one dollar is 130 yen, does it mean Japan is poor as fuck? Poland is just a cheap country, there's poor people, normal and rich people. in some ways they're better off than people in my country (Netherlands) cause you can still afford a house in poland with land to grow food, roam around , visit nature.
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>>72143536
Retard anon has poor grasp of economics

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Imagine a distant future where you can edit your face and body like you can edit your characters in videogames today. Facial structure, height, muscle size, skin color, gender - anything can be edited within hours, if not minutes. Also assume that there are no health complications and that such surgery is dirt-cheap.
What will beauty standards be like when anyone can look in any way they want, barring something insane like being 200 feet tall? What will be considered a "Chad" when anyone can look like a Chad?
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>>72145213
It won't happen. We will live in our own tailored alternate realities before that
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>>72145213
>Facial structure, height, muscle size, skin color, gender - anything can be edited within hours, if not minutes
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>>72145221
Nigger, it's a hypothetical scenario. Do you know what "hypothetical" means?
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>>72145213
I think when that happens we'll realize a lot of people confuse what they want with what they want to be. We already see that today with incels becoming trannies, imagine how bad it'll get, the better we get at playing god.

How do I forget all the beta cringe-worthy things I've done all over the years that I'm ashamed of /r9k/?

>Whenever I played soccer as a kid I would break down into tears whenever I got the ball taken off me or lost a game when I was 12
>Got into fights and spammed the guild chat with edgy shit on WoW until I got /gkicked from the best guild on the server when I was 13
>Fucked up with a 9/10 qt 3.14 by spouting all this emo and beta attention-seeking bullshit until she got sick of me when I was 15
>Wasted all my money on new clothes which made me look like a massive aspie that I had to wear for years when I was 15
>Did nothing but hit on girls on Yahoo Answers and Omegle all day for an entire year when I was 15
>Had to do a presentation in front of my entire year and chose to do it on the Illuminati or some BS when I was 16
>Got bullied and beat up by kids 3 years younger than me in high school when I was 16
>Screwed up a job interview to my dream part-time job by trying to be funny and witty when I was 17

I'm 36 now and haven't had any major screw ups yet but I can't get over all these things I did when I was a teenager, the above is just all I can think of off the top of my head, I can't even enjoy myself anymore because I'll remember all the shit I did when I was a teenager and just hate myself and want to die.
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>>72141250
Before finally disappearing
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>>72142089
Into the air
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>>72142800
are you not done yet ?
bhenchod thread misser
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>>72142800
Being where you disappear
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>>72143572
YOU'LL BE FUCKING SUFFOCATED SO YOU DIE

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I've tried Valium and Klonopin in high doses and felt absolutely nothing
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>>72144491
you have to mix it wth alcohol duh
the high isnt very similar to of opioids or weed or anything, its just calmness, not giving a shit, being sleepy and forgetfulness
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>>72144491
I tried clonazepam once, I became really sad like almost suicidal, then I passed out. Not doing it again
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>>72144491
You probably got high then forgot
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bumpirty
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>>72144491
Whats the big pill for?

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Since I can't sleep, I ask you, What keeps you awake at night? I think the thing that keeps me awake at night is how I'm going to go on tomorrow. I think that tomorrow is gonna be the same. Is it possible to break a cycle? I think it is but it's really hard to when it's all you know. Another day goes by and I feel like I'm drifting apart. How do you keep on waking up? or have the sense to wake up? Is there motivations on why you have to wake up? What if I stay as sleep forever? Why do we dream? Is the perfect world inside my head?
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>>72144157
everyone is cringe just stop caring about cringe and become........... free v_v
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>>72144024
>Since I can't sleep, I ask you, What keeps you awake at night?
Waifu generators
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>>72144172
not really but I do enjoy the little things like being online? and having a space I guess? but it's not like if I lose these things I'll die. it's just there. but outside the online world I feel like there's not much for me to do or live for I think. my brain is mapped weirdly. I don't know how to explain it well.
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>>72144175
generate a perfect waifu with a flat chest pl0x
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>>72144024
The part of the brain that intentionally fucks you over, right now my brain knows I have to get up early tomorrow so it purposefully fucks over any chance I have at falling asleep so I'll look like a complete fag tomorrow, thanks brain.

>against homosexuality, transgender, bi, etc
>against same sex marriage and 'equality'
>labeled a bigot, fundie, homophobe, transphobe, racist, etc
>mfw

Why do people who claim to be tolerant people so intolerant?
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>>72144906
you've seen more of the show than most bronies have, and definitely more than me
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>>72141103
Fucktarded Leftists
>"Can you believe it? Atheists, Catholics, Jews, Queers, Blacks, Italians, Irish, Asians, Pacifists, Communists, and others used to be MARGINILIZED! No, its true! If you didn't hold the majority belief then you could lose your job, be denied access to education, even be beaten or killed - it was SO HORRIBLE! Some of these groups are still ostracized today, to our shame!"
Same fucking people in the next breath
>"You're PRO-LIFE?!?!?! You don't deserve to go to university, or to have a job! You don't champion gay marriage?!?! I will *DESTROY* you and ruin your entire fucking LIFE! You don't feel comfortable with your 3 year old around a convicted child molester dressed as a woman?!?! BIGOT! I am calling your boss RIGHT NOW to get you FIRED!"
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>>72144955
Nobody buys that, ausfreak. NOBODY.
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>>72140067
For you people that went through public school, let me explain bigotry.
Bigots honestly, truly, and firmly believe they are not just correct but that they are good people for holding their beliefs.
They aren't *pretending* to be bigots.
They are not playing a role. They don't secretly think that they are totally wrong but talk like a bigot.
All bigots well and truly mean what they believe and think it is right, good, and correct. THAT is why they are bigots.
So when a self-righteous fuckwit demands that all Catholics be barred from office, chased from decent society, and forbidden from working good jobs they might be a 17th Century Brit, a 19th century American, or a 21st Century American, but the bigotry is the same, they are all just as convinced that destroying Catholics for the crime of being Catholic is just and proper, and if you disagree with them you are a fool or evil, like Catholics.
Plug in any other group, there, it works the same.
So when a Wokester moron is pissed off at, oh, Black Methodists for refusing to support gay marriage she is part of a proud tradition of hating Blacks for disagreeing with educated, wealthy Whites. And she is ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY positive she is good and the Black Methodists are evil, just like her great-great-grandma who owned a Black maid.
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>>72145034
you've gone to a theater, alone, to see every spinoff movie

most bronies haven't seen any of them, not even my friend who has a whole shelf full of ponies

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Why don't you have a white bf already?
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>>72143811
Girl have I got a bf for you haha
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>>72142582
fpbp
/thread
hope OP becomes the next Tyre Nichols
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>>72143827
That's a pretty nice deal.
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>>72143785
>noooo! NOOOO! how could this happen
Whitebros, not like this....
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I wish europe had more Asians. God I love tiny Asian bodies they're so cute. and they have to be hypersexual and clingy too.

Hey guys I'm locked up for my gf
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She doesn't deserve you, you need a big strong man to take care of you and treat you better.

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>be me
>not an incel, doesn't blame women for being a virgin, etc
>everytime I see an attractive woman, I think to myself
>"I fucking hate women"
why?
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>>72145125

most beautiful girls get raped or molested at least once in their life so there's that at least.
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>>72144998
Just because you know its your own fault that youre a virgin doesnt mean that you arent aware of womens "inferiority" and the social artifice weaved around their perception. A womens greatest trait is how she can make a man feel with whom she becomes intimate and as youve never experienced that you will obviously just see all the negative aspects of women.
Women are unjust, dishonest, selfish, manipulative, irrational. Thats a fact, and if you dont get any of the good stuff they have to offer, its a natural reaction to feel negative
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>>72144998
i'm not a virgin and even i have come to dislike most women.
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>>72145143

nailed it. if I could become gay I would. AI girlfriends are going to be legit.
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>>72144998
If you're sub5, you're an incel by default no matter what.


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