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When was the last time you were told to
>shut the fuck up
And, what was your response? Mine was something along the lines of,
>yes, Drill Sergeant!
followed by a series of numbers afterwards. That was almost 20 years ago.
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>>85605491
Who cares dummy.
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>>85605506
>cared enough to repIy
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>>85605491
thank you for your service, zogbot.

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Femoids... you're planning on taking your husband's last name, right?
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>>85606145
Just when I think you couldn't say anything more cucked you say something more cucked
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>>85606177
Lol when I love someone, I'll love them forever desu. It's not cucked, it's life.
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>>85605982
My wife didn't take my name and I didn't force her to either.
Our kids did take my name though
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>>85606181
You must love a whole lot of people
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>>85606200
Not really lol. I haven't had that many loves throughout my life. Most of my loves have been friends, and yes, I still love them and think of them constantly. A platonic kind of love

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Are you telling me there is a group of police and FBI investigators whose job is to sit around watching literal super illegal CP to verify it? Do they like check these people and invade their private life to make sure theyre not just a pedo trying to get a free universal pass because much like boy scout leaders, teachers or priests that seems like a position they would aim for
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>>85606174
they do get busted for jerking it to their work material frogposter.
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>>85606174
from what I heard even they get traumatized due to the often violent nature of the material

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"but doctor, I am pagliacci". The few who get this post will appreciate it.
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Was never a Carrot Top fan. I always preferred Gallagher.
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>>85606133
You are part of the problem then.
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>>85606080
I felt bad at first but then it was dropped he was being sued for sexual exploitation. not really a good look to attempt suicide in the face of sexual allegations. lesson learned brobots, always use multiple VPNs, delete browser history frequently, have a destroyable drive, and never, NEVER interact with someone, either via chat or irl. keep your fantasies in your head and the hardware you can easily destroy. always make sure plausible deniability is there for you to cop out on if some normie goes on a crusade to cancel you and ruin your life

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findom is an even faker fetish than femdom
you might find a woman who is sexually dominant
but youll never find a woman who gets sexual gratification from getting money
its so obviously a fake fetish
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>>85604859
I'm just saying, it's easy to say "I wanna serve you" but it's another to actually give something a tangible resource that directly improves their life.
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>>85604865
yea, that's a fair clarification. but even if we are talking online femdom only things like tips and monetary expressions of service are common and expected without it being findom.
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>>85604552

I wouldn't want her to get bad attention or any hate messages.
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>>85604899
fair enough, but if she has presence on those sites she's dealing with a bunch of shitty subs regardless lol
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>>85603660
No, it doesn't to me because I still have a functioning rationality part of my brain. What I don't get is that others don't. It seems to be that they are purely driven by instinct. Like they're unable to separate how they're feeling from what is actually beneficial.

>purchase of $0.00
>"declined, insufficient funds"
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capital one blowing up my droid to tell me im impoverished bruh i can afford 200 texts per moth and they done went and stoled 1 from the boy
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>>85604766
you have to have at least $1 so they can verify the card dumbass
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>>85605328
>having a positive balance of $1 in this economy
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>>85604766
Nigga cant even afford free shit
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>>85605328
>you need $1 to purchase this $0 thing, dumb idiot!

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Whats the point of reality?f
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>>85605804
>Unless you have an IQ over 130
What did I do? Leave me out of this, Godjak.
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>>85605995
>if you eat your vegetables and say your prayers for 90 years until you die shitting yourself, you'll go to another dimension where a super wizards waits to reward you with nonsense

Extra-dimensional bullshit is a sci-fi notion that didn't exist in the human lexicon until the late 19th century.
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>>85605804
the answer depends on what you mean with your question. reality as totality cannot have a point as there is nothing outside of it to supply it. but there can be and seem to be "directions" within reality which you could call a point
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>>85606025
That doesn't describe me at all, I don't follow Christ. I meant exactly as I said. Morals are subjective, and the most important thing is to do what your soul tells you is right, without excess or deficit. I'm not a law abiding citizen either because I believe am aware that laws are made by imperfect men. If you practice zazen, you will arrive closer to the truth, and you will gain more freedom. Just be careful not to fall for spiritual dogma, which is no different from organised religion. Personally I follow a syncretic approach to spirituality.
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>>85606025
Interesting book though, it's probably bullshit but I am interested in these archaic texts. I've been trawling through a book about numbers that goes into Pythagoreanism and kabbalah, it's very interesting even though I only read several pages a week. The post you replied to was inspired by Pythagorean concepts, they viewed even numbers as either deficit, perfect, or superperfect (excess) and they thought that all of reality was composed of numbers, and associated various numbers to the different aspects of reality. Kabbalah gets a bit weirder in some aspects, it ties the mystical view of numbers to language itself.

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im experiercing a severe neurological reaction from a tick bite i got a week ago. every day it gets worse, its making something control me, like making me insane and angry and less sentient and i physically shake, like uncontrollable rage like not myself. i feel big brain damage too, its hard to type. i can barely solve the captcha because i cant remember the starting symbol
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>>85605930
god I am so lucky I can drink heavily every day and not develop delusions like this. poor fuckers don't even do drugs and think up this crazy shit. my mind may be a prison but at least it has a solid foundation
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>get tick bite
>gets worst, including neurological symptoms
>"I'm going to post on /r9k/ instead of going to the hospital
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>>85606104
not the end of the human race but if he's not lying he almost certainly has powassan virus. peak season right now, symptoms and timeline line up pretty well.

>>85606094
ebola isn't spread by insects
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>ticks
>many tick-borne diseases suchnas Lyme and Bourbon
>doesn't seek medical care when things get worse
Moron.
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if you get medical help within 2-3 weeks, boreliosis can be beaten with drugs

but I guess that's too much to ask. Also doesn't look like the typical mark

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do you judge people for liking or taking candid voyeur peeping tom creepshots
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>>85605681
>masterbating
you mean masturbating
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>>85606031
who were you cosplaying as? post the vid
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>>85606028
>You're out in public, bitch, you have no right of privacy
Ah, a fellow flock camera supporter.
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>>85606102
do people goon to flock footage
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>>85606076
Widowmaker from Overwatch

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So I'm almost biting the bullet and paying money for a Dakimakura/sexdoll/AI chatbot/ generic GF substitute product. What should I be prepared for? I know that the majority of foids are worse than what capitalism has to offer, so why I should not enjoy my desires for companionship with a high end product?
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>>85603595
>I'd rather die trying

Be careful of what you wish for.
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Don't consoom. Create your own waifu like Pygmalion.
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yes obviously you fucking gay moron
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>>85603404
I guess you'll have to clean your splooge out of its hole.
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>>85603404
end of the day it's just an expensive cumsock

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canned tuna and mac and cheese for dinner
made some bad drawings and bad music and smoked half a pack of american spirit turquoise.
ive only left my room to smoke.
i hope theres more to life than just this.
ask me for a tarot reading if you want one, i havent done any in a while.
song of the day is moonage daydream by david bowie. put your raygun to my head please.
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Share your creations if possible!
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>>85605782
ask a question and ill try my best at a one card reading.
i dont listen to a lot of screamo but i like most music so if you have any suggestions i will will listenn
>>85605795
fortuna gave me a little kiss on the cheek tonight..
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>>85605869
Is Mischief Makers the greatest game evar?
https://youtu.be/Hrv_gBljVdA?si=XuicHWulM0Ee_2GF
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>>85605939
the empress.
feminine game i guess
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>>85605777
Do my tarot reading please. Will he ever like me back?

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Being an adult means being a diminished version of your teenage seIf. It is only during adolescence that we are truly alive. Your entire body declines after the age of 25-30, and you really think your soul is spared?

How do people with actual small dicks feel confident outside
like my dick is not small and not big its like above average but damn like some of you on here got some actual small dicks how tf do you guys not get self conscious about it
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>>85605841
after posting this ive realized that this was a pretty gay thing to post but still im actually curious about this
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>>85605841
life is about more than just how big your dick is, if all i had to worry about was the size of my penis i would consider myself lucky
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>guys i dont have a small dick but how do i cope with having one but i DONT have a small dick btw
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>>85605841
cuz I don't go outside naked you monkey brained fuckwit
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>>85605841
If I had a boyfriend with a small dick, I'd make him feel more confident about it by constantly sucking on it all the time like it was my favorite thing ever, it would be my favorite thing ever.

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>can't date
>can't get a job
>can't do social hobbies
at least i have fucking neetbux?
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>>85605931
>neetbux
how tho
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>>85606059
i'm black so they just gave it to me
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reliance on government gibs for money and AI for thought is just modern day enslavement
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>>85606078
based reparations receiver

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women are beautifuI
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>>85605956
>built to feel as pleasurable as possible for your penis
yup, it's perfect
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>>85605956
> big clit readily stimulated
> lots of hair to hold scents/flavours
> visibly wet entrance, easily admits penis
High-T women are simply better.


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