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Here i go again on my own.
I didnt want to do it again so soon but everything is so boring.
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>third puke
What the fuvk is wrong with rakia, this shit didnt happend qitb cogbac and rum sure tret were lower percentage but fucking hell and hwre qw go back to fucking hiccups
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My cats are looking at me like im a retard, clearly they are right
Made myself some meat in the oven, having a cup of gin with it, as well as some bread and a fresh cucumber. I have classes in 5 hours, fuck.
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>4th puke
Oh my fucking gods thankfully its mostly water
Anon it's time to stop at least for today, you finish your drink i finish my gin and lets call it a night, broski.

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When I get angry or frustrated or anxious I yell at myself and smack myself in the head.

I have done this since childhood.

Does anyone know whats wrong with me?
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could be autism? I haven't heard about that occurring with any other disorders
You're mentally ill, but alas I lack the means to give you a conclusive diagnosis.
Ok, thank you man
I am sure i do
I just say random phrases to myself when I'm anxious. Like "I want to destroy the world" over and over. But only when im alone.
Just looking for a guesstimate

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how much an affect does the lack of any paternal or male figure/role-model have on guys?
Probably depends on a lot of different factors, but it's probably negative overall. I imagine a lot of people who grew up without father figures got into trouble because their moms might not have kept them in line when they got in trouble. I guess mothers and fathers have the equal ability to discipline misbehaving children, though. I'm pretty sure many kids without father figures also join gangs because the gang members are kinda father figures to those kids. On the flipside, some guys who grew up without father figures might be more "beta" because they didn't have a father who taught them how to be a man.

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Can we have a /comfy/ dump?

Ideally reach the image limit with pure comf.
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This is a comfy violin piece
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And now for the most comfy car image ever produced
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And here's a bonus
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My goodness its been a while since i've been in one of these threads. We need more of them, thanks OP
Thanks anons, I just took a dump and you guys made it way comfier.

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a decent cope for ugliness: attractive people tend to lack personalities or interests because their life of social approval, friendships and, yes, I am jealous of this fact, sex, hasn't driven them to find any other meaning from life. attractive men tend to be hollow.
>a decent cope for ugliness: attractive people tend to lack personalities

I find this to be quite untrue. The reality is depressed weirdos are the boring ones

Almost all of the attractive people ive ever been freinds with tend to be bubbly, engaging, well mannered, positive and welcoming.
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Personality is a fucking cope.

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>second week of uni classes
>already missed 2 days because I couldn't be bothered getting out of bed

So it's going to be one of these semesters again
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>doing partially online classes
>almost everything is online, but the tests are on campus
>last year covid hits
>university cancels the tests to avoid crowds
>instead you just have to answer a few questions and that's your grade for the semester
>just look the answers online and cheat the whole year without studying
>this year is also going to be like this (at least the first semester)
>I have about 3 months to study what I should have studied in a whole year
I don't care about it at all, I only started this to get my parents off my back
eventually this whole thing will blow up in my face, my parents will find out and I'll be fucked
RIP me
I told everyone I was graduating this year but I still have 2 years of study left lm ao
You're doing better than me I have to write my thesis and I'm not bothered to write. On the bright side I have 2000 words from the references and introduction so far.
I miss uni days when i could sit in cafe and smoke all day. Ahh good times
>7 weeks into semester
>gave up entirely one class 5 weeks ago
>currently procrastinating on 4 overdue assignments
I don't even care. My fate is suicide or to rot away in a dead end job anyway.

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>>be me make sauce and make patatos
>>have sausage want to give to kitty
>>kitty looks mad at me and meows
>>like saying nooo i try to pusch my sausage
>>in her face she gets mad and walks off
>>five minutes later she eats dry food
>>put my sausage on her head she,s MadAgaing.jpg
>>i run to couch sit down kitty has sausage in >>her mouth and drops it to me she is now >>under the bed because i slapped her with >>my sausage because she refuse to eat it

>>Help what can i do
>> pic semi-related
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pls never change
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I wish I had a cat that liked my sausage
That's because your cat is fortunately not gay.
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It's okay, OP. My catsu doesn't like sausage either.

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hey fembot, I'm going to fuck you from the back and stick my thumb in your ass and you're gonna take it.

>be me
>20 years old
>balding heavily
>beard greying
>exhausted frequently despite getting enough sleep
>tons of food allergies, seasonal allergies as well
>terrible eyesight, need glasses
I am genetic trash. Something is wrong with my body and I don't know how to fix it. Even if there was a fix all this damage has been done. I am lonely and know I will die alone and I cannot even blame anyone. It just is what it is. I feel like I have lived 10 lives in my 20 years.
>got in shape
>got nice haircuts
>was okay looking
>wore fresh clothes with cologne every day
>had girlfriends and friends

>lost it all
>gave up on life
>got fat
>always smell like sweat
>just eat and lay in bed
>too tired to move
Yep, balding was the beginning of the end for me too. Feels like everything has gone to shit since I started losing it. Wish I tried harder my teen years when I had a chance
You sound like my brother minus the greying beard.

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>tfw martians are more friendly than human females
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I probably have more in common with pic related than the average woman.

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>no Michelle Branch hapa gf
She was on the tail end of the 90s female empowerment.
The final hurra before social justice movements got all peverted into whatever the fuck it is today.

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Anyone want my collection of naked martin reaction images?
who is martin?
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a fucking legend


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Your life is meaningless if you're ugly. No, I don't want to find happiness with myself. No, I am not going to lower my standards. No, I am not going to sit there and pretend that this is normal and okay.

I have every right in the world to be angry.
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>if molecules exist, and we can make fire, then....
I didn't ask for a word salad, I asked for a deterministic forecasting model for the stock market. I can provide you with many probabilistic models of real phenomena in the universe.
Jesus fucking christ, was your mom abusive to you?
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Don't listen to these faggots OP.

You can only have value if you work at it, every day, little by little. I was in your spot just a year ago, then I started eating healthier, socializing, and exercising, I'm far from where I want to be, but I am happier today than the year before. And before you search for another, you must work on yourself first. You cannot be angry at what you can't control, you must take what you have, be a man, and better yourself into being the person you want to be. And for gods sake OP, get off the computer, stop watching porn, and stop listening to political drivel, it all doesn't matter, it really doesn't. All that matters in your life is your own, and your families wellbeing.

Carry the torch forward my friend, and do so with determination and confidence, not anger and doubt.
And you are in yet another thread. Get a trip so I can filter you fucking faggot
Dude I literally explained it to you multiple times you're being disingenuous right now. and like I said probability is us trying to understand the universe that we currently don't have all the information for none of what I'm saying is word salad it's factual. And I came up with deterministic models which we have which we base pretty much all of science off of.

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IMPORTANT: I am a CIS, heterosexual male. I have only ever had sex with women. I have only ever wanted women. In truth, I don't even like trannies. I still accept them and treat them normally, but they still make me uncomfortable deep down. I'm also not white, above average height, and a decently built dude who works out enough to not look sick. This is important to the story.

>Recently took a picture of myself with the girl filter on Snapchat
>Actually look hot. What the fuck
>Put it out of my mind for months
>When I jerk it, my mind wanders to different scenarios. Eventually, settle on one.

>It's girl me from Snapchat walking down a college dorm hallway
>Knock on a door and wait for an answer.
>A pasty white nerd with curly hair and circle glasses answers. Stick figure, no more than 5'7".
>"Hey, you're William right"? (This person does not exist).
>Female me is also a sperg
>"Are you seeing anyone"?

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>Get down to business.
>He's super nervous about taking off his pants for obvious reasons.
>It's shorter and thinner than average. Look excited anyways to not kill the mood
> Regular-sized condoms I keep are too big for him. Poor guy
>Get into missionary because I assume it's easier.
>He gets over me but his arms are shaking.
>Look him in the eyes and smile, reassure him that he's doing great
>He gets in
>Strokes for a minute and cums almost immediately. He looks like he's about to cry
>"Hey, almost every guy either cums right away or they can't come at all their first time. You did good. Throw that one away and we can get another one when you're ready.
>Cuddle and kiss him until he gets hard again.
>This time he lasts much longer
>Understand that he's not going to get laid often so let him try a bunch of different positions

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stop whackin it
more you do it the more perverse you become
take a break and thing usually go back to normal
if they dont congrats you're a tranny and/or gay lol
could also be the aspie gf meme
Looks like constant sissy hypno from this place is finally making it's way into your brain.
I'd suggest leaving while you can still have some masculinity left in you, before it's too late.

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I've been thinking about them again recently, we talked a few weeks ago it was nice but it'll never be the same as it was before.
They told me I didnt do anything wrong but I know thats a lie I just wish they could tell me what I did wrong
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I've known him personally for a while granted most of this happened online because of covid but there's more shit there plus I still have to see him at social gatherings etc
which avatarfag
Joining the rejection thread

>can we meet up? maybe some other time
>can we meet up? I'm a bit tired
>can we meet up? maybe some other time
>can we meet up? Not sure it's a bit late
>can we meet up? maybe some other time

Oh I'm sorry is a no too inconvenient for you?
>>can we meet up? Not sure it's a bit late
Yes take a hint retard and move on, jesus.
Jesus! I am moving on retard. Doesn't change the fact that rejection sucks now does it. The mixed signals at the time and my inability to read them were also not helpful nor is the fact that I'm stubborn as fuck.

Go find an other thread this one is about feels not judgement.

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