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The only black woman r9k would date. https://twitter.com/itsnylasan/status/1581373178093326336?s=46&t=mQPCsh3Z9TQlMmcSUWjYPg
I ain't unlocked her yet

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My fetishes:

>straight shota
>gentle femdom
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First and last are really basic, rimming's probably the weirdest one on your list and straight shota is less weird than rimming but also borderline pedophilia.
So you're like a 3 maybe.
Instant 10 for momcest which is irredeemable degeneracy in my eyes. Without that I'd give you a 6.
>borderline pedophilia
What if you're self-inserting?
Most guys who get off on imagining themselves as a girl are also attracted to girls.
Most guys who get off on imagining themselves as a child...
I've masturbated to the shota alone but I can masturbate to the milf alone with no problems so I really don't think I'm into kids

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finally gave in to the urge to bottom and I feel broken
heheeheheh well soon you will have to find a prupose in life anyways hahahaha
good broken or bad broken?
Just accept you've been permanently demoted to female now.
Everyone will smell your turned out pheromones and recognize you instinctively that you are no longer a man, and if you ever go to prison you will be passed around like a communal sex doll.

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I decided to splurge and get a "Super Big Gulp" from my local 7 Eleven.
If this is my last post, assume I died trying to finish it in one sitting.
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Dr. Pepper. My taste in soda isn't very good.
I love you too, Anon. I should say that more.
> My taste in soda isn't very good
>Dr. Pepper
Dr. Pepper is tasty and delicious, Charlie Brown Poster. I hope the carbonated goodness tickles your nose
Also, what`s your favorite soda?
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The aforementioned Dr. Pepper. Most people I know can't stand it, so I assumed it wasn't all that popular.
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>The aforementioned Dr. Pepper.
I`m sorry for what I said OP, I hope you don`t have your nose tickled by the fizz.
>Most people I know can't stand it, so I assumed it wasn't all that popular.
OP, gods like us care little for the opinions of ants. How are you holding up? Halfway to the bottom?
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Y... yeah. How have I already drank so much?
I am going to keel over.

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How to get a bf that looks like pic related? I want to cuddle and spoon with a cute boy
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cute hairless uncut hands free cum is pretty god tier
Damn, that looks painful and makes me glad I was circumcized.
Also I don't know, probably grindr or some other lgbt friendly hookup app regardless of if you're female or male since a guy like that is probably something adjacent to gay or trans.
It's not painful, it feels good. But whatever makes you feel better, goyim.
Isn't that pretty close to phimosis? That looks way too tight like it's strangling his dick.
how does one get foreskin this soft looking

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>be me
>wanting to post on 4chan
>see that there is a captcha that I have to do before posting
>no problem, I can do this
>try to solve captcha
>try again
>still can't fucking solve it

Are the captchas on this site hard or am I just retarded?
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no hes right this shit is hard
lt took me a couple days to get used to when they changed them but it's not bad. I like it way more than the super slow select all squares that dissappear and take over a second to reappear or having solve six select all squares back to back before a post goes through.
captchas are a pretty good retard filter. keeps the tourists and redditfags out. modern zoomers cant even fill out a captcha that doesnt involve clicking squares.
even still, new captcha is way better than that Jewgle REEEEEEcaptcha shit that fails you no matter what and always takes 5 tries with super slow grainy images
OP here. Between this and some other things that have happened lately I'm starting to worry that I might actually be mentally retarded. Should I take an IQ test if I'm worried about it?
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I gave up posting for months until I figured out the new captchas

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it's another night, here I am back again posting. still a neet. life still sucks. still feeling like shit. still getting chest pains.

I feel like there's no hope for me and probably there isn't anything that can be done anyways. there's no way a college dropout like me to get a decent job. there's no way someone as shy as me to get a gf. there's no way someone as unlucky as me to get a good life. I've no reason to live.

tell me anons, why aren't there any way for me to get better life?

previous thread: >>73460419
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>i'm making plans for the summer...
I hope you'll have a good summer.
>just because we're hopeless, educationless NEETs doesn't mean we should be sad 24/7
I can't stop feeling sad. I can't stop this chest pains. nothing get better, things only get worse.

>why do neets think life would be better with a job?
a job wouldn't make life better, but a good job would be nice. idk maybe it wouldn't.
>You can go for a nice walk in the parc.
sometimes I go out for walking.

>i just need money to do some things....
we all need money.
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look up things to do in your city in the summer, maybe there's some cool stuff going on...
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Hi, :( Anon.
There might be a job open somewhere. I know of high school dropouts with pretty nice jobs. There's gotta be something out there.
I wish you nothing but happiness, as always.
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>look up things to do in your city in the summer
there isn't much for me to do, other than becoming a wagie. I don't wanna become a wagie. I already hate my life so much.

>I know of high school dropouts with pretty nice jobs.
lucky them.
>There's gotta be something out there.
maybe there's, maybe there isn't. I don't know what to do really. also this depression and thalassaemia doesn't leave me any energy to do anything.
>I wish you nothing but happiness, as always.
I wish you the same, as always.
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>here isn't much for me to do
mayhaps there's an anime convention you could attend...

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Robots... I can't do this anymore. How do I cope with the soulcrushing loneliness?
Do something productive with your time. Plant a garden, read a book, do human things instead of spending all your free time in front of screen whining on a korean basket weaving forum.

You already knew this tho
Thats the thing though, I have hobbies outside of staring at a screen and consuming products, but ive just felt no enjoyment in anything anymore. I think I just want to be loved man.

Of course ill never have this though.
Go talk to women then.
That's not a very good way of feeling loved, assuming your genetics are not correct.

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you sound fucking retarded hahahhaha
>>73472761 was for >>73472706

I got so flustered I lost track of who I was replying to. That's enough for me today
sorry 4 shit accent


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I want to make love to my cute cute cute cute ex boyfriend
He was so cute
I miss him

but I need to remember he's also a cunt

but damn he's so cute sometimes :(
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Anything you want. I gotta stop lurking these threads.
Having me yearning for something I'll never have.
I do not know if this will help...but at least give it a read. Perhaps this (or something else on the website) will help you channel your yearning

antivirus told me to fuck off, so I did.
you gotta better source?
I will try to fall asleep thinking about him
cute cute cute

I can forget you're a cunt, as long as I don't talk to you again, I can just reminisce of how cute you were
Incel pretending to be a female on /r9k/:
>all lower case
>highly retarded language
>omg omg i love chads why did chad leave me
>kawaii-desu ne *-* ^-^
>need bf

Just transition already, at least you'll be one step closer to killing yourself

Hi anons
Share your favorite piece of art, literature, music or anything at all.
Post something that makes you happy or melancholic, doesnt matter. All art is beautiful
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Pushkin's last moments
Toshifumi hinata's hikari to mizu and end of the summer, little rascal is great too but the latter has a more easy and vicarious vibe whereas the formers give off this great melancholic feeling, i wish they made more albums like this one since their new one has been really off :(
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Beksinski's paintings are the most beautiful ones to me. Both his wife and his son died under tragic circumstances, but despite all the shit that happened to him, he would still continue to paint everyday, because art was all he had left. He never went to any of his own exhibitions and he rarely left his home. He was only interested in making art, not selling it.
May he rest in peace.
i played the mass effect series recently. there is a long dialogue scene on a planet where you interact with a virtual intelligence called vigil. vigil was created by a race of aliens called the protheans, tldr they basically controlled the entire galaxy 50,000+ years ago. then came the reapers, the reapers are like machine gods and they harvested the entire prothean species. so you're talking to this thing and it's detailing how the protheans lost, and theres this theme playing over the whole scene. to me it perfectly encapsulates the final death song of a species

one of the greatest albums of all time. An actual masterpiece

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Posting again due to lack of responses

I was lucky and won a 3 day / 2 night all inclusive holiday for free at the end of the year. What should I do with it?

>Go there with a friend
>Go there with older woman who's into me
>Try finding a Zoomer girl to go there with me to have fun
>Actually try finding a gf in the next few weeks and offer her the trip as a surprise at the end of the year
>Other ideas?
bumping this dead thread because i feel bad for op
Depends where the holiday is, there might be girls there so in that case you can go with a friend and wingman each other.
My second choice would be the older woman coz I'm lazy and that seems easy.
Older woman. Good chance of sex and she might actually want to do stuff, even if that just means going out to eat. Zoomer girls just want to stay in the room the whole time and do facebook or whatever. They actually want room service which is insane to me. Boring as fuck.
True, good point.

Post folk songs of your own nation ( or folk songs you enjoy in general, doesnt matter)
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not mongolian but
>Khaluun elgen nutag is a popular Mongolian patriotic song.
found someone's translation

The Warmth Of The Land

This friendly heart's bound to
My beloved Mongolian land
Mom and Dad are so fortunate
My homeland is a golden gem

Such trembling happiness
A pleasure to visit in spring
The grand rivers sing a song

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I cant leave, boredom tells me to visit and post in this board

I have a lot more Latin American folk music I can add. But Ill just start posting some Arany Zoltan, Ross Daly, and Afropentatonism stuff.

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He's a pain to look at, extremely annoying and has the trashiest takes ever. He's a hypocritical two-faced retard that deserves to get his estate bombed.
lmao hes so ugly

Is self-awareness a blessing or a curse?
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Blessing. originaliarinos
>Foid advice
Aint reading it
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>all narcicists are evil and cruel and deserve what they get

anon, you do understand, if we use this logic, then anyone who suffers deserve it?
children who get raped and killed would deserve it
millions of animals being tortuerd and killed in farms and slaughterhouses deserve it
women getting raped, kidnapped and acid faced deserve it
blacks during slavery would deserve it

i dont think you want to walk that way, anon, you hypocritical fucking retard
honestly, you shitting on innocent people because some chad treated you badly, is honestly, so pathetic
your vacous thoughts are PATHETIC. you just post these pictures, and cant defend the poisition you claim
its LITERALLY claims without evidence

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Lol. I read the whole thing thinking "wow this sure sounds a lot like women" and then noticed the quote came from a female and I went
helly bby :)) post bobs
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I think it depends. I know for a fact I'm dumb as a brick, and that's certainly dented my self-confidence.
I'm sure there's some merit to being self-aware, but I haven't a clue what it would be

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