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Hello friends! How goes it? It is currently snowing where I'm at (Florida) what are you robots doing right now ? :3
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>>80129784
I was crying listening to music then I put on some news about Trump.
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>>80129784
cozy threads need more attendance, it's not difficult to keep the thread alive, all it takes is to people to reply for a bump.
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>>80129784
>Snowing in Florida.
God damn wtf? Hard to imagine, was raised down there and it snowing. Stay off the roads ffs lol.

>What are you doing right now?
Shit posting. Playing Oblivion. Uhhh watching videos on guitar/advertising. Just kinda bumming desu.

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I'm addicted to plapping my balls with a dildo and I can't fap any other way. I beat my balls for half an hour last night until they turned red and I came all over myself, I feel like a broken male. How do I fix this, robots?
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>>80130167
What's so funny
Captcha: R4XXX
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>>80130167
i'm gonna listen to this while plapping and pretend femanon is laughing at me for being such a beta faggot...
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>>80128468
I tried this once and even the lightest taps hurt like hell I genuinely don't know how people can get off on it but it's hot to watch at least
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>>80128468
just fuck another dude at this point jesus
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>>80130222
twos of bountiful mana harvest

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I am an extremely unphotogenic person, I've always hated how I look in photos and even my mother commented that I am unphotogenic. It's something I've also noticed about her before she commented on it as well, so I assume it's somehow genetic. If I take a normal selfie I look pretty fucking ugly but if I try to find the perfect angle, I think my selfies can go from me looking like I'm a 4/10 to a 7/10, I've even been complimented on it before on these apps but it feels like I'm cheating. I know you can't anglemaxx irl and I think if I ever go on a date with a girl from there she'll be pissed that I don't look like me in the photos.
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>>80130225
Considering selfies are usually warped in general due to the cameras lens I feel and with how close the camera is to you you don't look like your selfies regardless so finding the correct angle to make them look not like pure crap helps. Even a selfie stick helps quite a bit since it makes the camera be a little bit further away from you. I say this as someone who cannot take a picture to save his life I look ugly in every single one every single angle but if I look in the mirror I look fine I don't look like a hideous monster but in a selfie I look like I'm going to stalk and murder whoever messages me

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How do you rizz up a gyatt maxxer as a sigma?
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>>80130070
>How do you rizz up a gyatt maxxer as a sigma
Show her hard you're on your grind and tell her you have some free time next weekend.
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>>80130070
>>80130088
kill self now

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Will you let your gf beat you?
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Why would you defend yourself? It's okay if it's from her, she loves you.
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I let girls beat me in wrestling.
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>>80129965
like high school wrestling in the tight little onesies?
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>>80130009
Yes or PJs. It's pretty fun. You should try it sometime.
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>>80129917
yes i can
would you like to see?

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nothing gives me more melancholia than when the sun is down and the clouds are turning pink, especially if they are big cumulonimbus clouds and its hot. makes me go crazy with sadness
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>>80126436
Same, but just because it reminds me of this video I saw many years ago.
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>>80126436
>>80128221
Also this bootleg game I played when I was young. Look at the background, it's beautiful, seeing the shadows of the trees. Fascinating.
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>>80128221
whats that for a video?
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i like going on bike rides and catching the sunset at local parks. theres one park where they have an observation tower with a great view of the surrounding area. but whats interesting is sunsets are all different, some arent great at producing color and others produce insane colors
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>>80126436
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>>80126714
I love clouds so much bros
Life is beautiful

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Usually it is not incorrect to use contractions but sometimes it's
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>>80129434
I forgot the comma I'm going to rope now. :(
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>>80129415
Very good post, extremely clever. I also get that feel when british people use i've instead of I have. Like i've a small dick.
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>>80129415
that is the way it goes, it's what it's
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>>80129415
It may be hard to know when to use contractions, but it's what it's.
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>>80129415
You're all right OP. You're all right.

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>KILL ALL AUTISTS
>TOTAL NEURODIVERGENT GENOCIDE
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>>80130280
>KILL ALL MOOMINS
>TOTAL MOOMIN GENOCIDE

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man I wish I had a gf but that will never happen
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>>80129842
how do I become okay with it?
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>>80129897
Only with time. Also, don't think about how things could have been, think that from the beginning things would have turned out the way they did. In the same way that you don't blame yourself for not invading a country but a general blames himself, don't blame yourself for not being able to do what normies can.
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>>80130055
how do i do that when I am bombarded by normies being happy and together every day?
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>>80130144
they're not actually that happy all the time. They just play it up for attention in public
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>>80130230
but they're still more happy than I am

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ai is helping me make a rts game
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knew you weren't dead bro
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>>80129532
he just ate a lil too much burgy king
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>>80129532
i posted in the thread
>>80129611
ami is just jealous otehr egirls are talking to me since she is behaving like a toddler
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>>80129530
Wrong. It's helping you think you're making an rts game.
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>>80129783
i didn't check back in on the thread after i made the post asking for proof

>I gave ai my tripcode and now it's helping me fool /r9k/ into believing i'm still alive

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The True Story of the Penis Envy Mushroom edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRArM5Ev4EE
>resources
erowid.org
psychonautwiki.org
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hi, would 100mg of tramadol make me feel better emotionally? i have never been so close to killing myself in my life but i still have shit to do
i dont often do hard drugs and i only tried 50mg a month ago and it did jack shit
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>>80130087
try 150, thats my ideal dose, might make you nauseated tho
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>>80130099
>might make you nauseated tho
i see, considering my body it probably would to me
i also read in erowid that it might give seizures, im alone and although i dont give a shit im pretty sure that only happens in big doses (400mg for example)
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>>80130141
take some dramamine after the trams to mitigate the nausea, and yes it can be dangerous but only at high doses and if you have preexisting conditions
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Just played through P.T. for the first time on a massive edible and I have to say it was a lovely experience. I had always wanted to check it out and I'm glad I finally got the chance.

I feel nothing except constant anxiety, I don't care about anything in particular, the dating/sex/relationships/loneliness discourse, whatever, I guess I'm technically affected but I'm over it. I just want the anxiety to stop. I've accepted everything but this constant unpleasant feeling is pretty annoying, sleep is my only escape.
Have meds helped you with anxiety, specifically? I don't mean social anxiety, more like a feeling of impending doom no matter what. Are meds the only way?
I used to drink 3 cups of picrel daily but have quit (I feel no difference)
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First of all, if you struggle with depression or anxiety, you have to completely cut out caffeine/coffee. Yes, it sucks, and I'm a hypocrite since I drink decaf coffee to function each morning, but caffeine/coffee absolutely increases depression and anxiety.

Secondly, you might want to try supplements. Lion's Mane didn't work for me, but I wonder if it could work for you. Magnesium will definitely reduce anxiety, two to take at least two magnesium tablets an hour before bed each night, it's a total game changer. 1000mg magnesium 1hr before sleep. You could go up to 2000mg but any more and you'll get the laxative effect.

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The new American Dream is to escape America.
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>>80130071
this is correct. Remember to pay your masters over seas!
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>>80130071
no it's to escape to a state with no negroes
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>>80130080
Imagine there's no negroes...
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I'm not American but what was the original "American Dream"?
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>>80130201
nuclear family. two kids. own home. one income. no nigger neigborhoods.

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Why is white girl music so good. Lady gaga, Taylor swift, Rihanna, Kesha, etc. The more of a crashout she is the better. There should be a scientific reason.
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>Why is white girl music so good
Ikr I cant help but OOOH OOOOOOH along to phoebe bridgers
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it's just western kpop for men. the songs are fun to listen to and put you in a fun mood. i don't think the lyrics are doing any good for anyone though. it makes me think about all of the immature women who thought it was acceptable to behave this way and lost themselves to a vicious cycle they could never sustain.
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They all have teams of the highest paid songwriters and producers in the industry
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>>80129373
Not a white girl but I also like Harry Styles. Similar energy
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>>80129373
Kek #We'reAllWhiteGirls

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Nothing would feel better than having a loving twink bf who dresses in girl clothes during sex...
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>>80130010
>when was the last time you saw one of these clips without an onlyfans watermark plastered over it
It's because you can't post porn on pornhub anymore without giving out the IDs of everyone involved. So nobody bothers to post legit amateur porn anymore.

But trust me this shit is still happening.
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>>80130059
there's a gazillion places besides pornhub to post your crossdresser porn
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>>80130039
You make a good point. If I knew them as as a twink and they lose that twink look, it would kind of ruin what made me attracted to them in the first place. Like if a woman had big boobs and decided to get reduction surgery but they decided to get a cups. Like, no thank you.
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>>80130065
Sure, but a ton of them require IDs now. Too much of a pain. Also people spam everything with OF in other spaces.
But still, doesn't mean it's not happening.
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Nothing would feel better than having a loving big muscular bf who manhandles me during sex...


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