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>Ex wagie
>Applied for NEETbux
>Approved for NEETbux
>$1685.00 per month
>Literally zero reason to work
>Can finally quit job

Bros I made it
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>>65842540
>>65842579
Doesnt work that way shit larp. At least in the US. I have a actual disability and was denied for years and years until I had to lawyer up because niggers do the kind of shit you say and keep the system clogged up with appeals.

Stop being a faggot, people like me who actually cant work end up dead because of retards like you
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>>65842617
not op but just because you have a sob story about how you can't work doesn't mean you're not a worthless leech, I don't understand why society bothers keeping people like you around
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>>65842646
I ended finding work via connections with my county office retard. Still a crippled fuck but I make 100,000 a year so I have no issues these days, everytime I see niggers whine about muh welfare decreases I always end up wanting to shoot them dead because that's one person like myself who couldn't get work for years suffering because op is a nigger.
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>>65842680
Cry about it faggot

Originally Posted
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>>65842680
>i can't work fuck you i can't get disability check
>can work and does work
>still fucking complains
how about you just shoot yourself instead, you're the literal niggers that you're talking about, clogging up the system with appeals even though you can, by fact of the matter, work.
fuck you nigger

I just got salmonella
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>>65842649
I have a theory that if you keep exposing yourself you'll eventually become immune so please stop washing your hands after you wipe and report back, OP.
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Hey anon, have you ever seen Sam O'Nella Academy? I love Sam O'Nella. I wish he'd upload more though.

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Join my Google Meet class
Password:Gbandalo

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Face it, you robots wouldn't last two months in a fembot's shoes. You would end up raped or murdered or pregnant with some psychopaths kid or became an actual whore.
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>65841591
Why so many fags get in here and pretend to be women? You're not doing a horrible job either, but still.
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>>65841530
holy shit I wanna FUCK that wolf
now go back to /trash/
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Loona is so.fucking hot.
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>>65841530
stop daydreaming about rape you sick furry nigger fuck nobody would go to prison for you
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>>65841530
my fear of going out alone would be justified at least

Are they doomed to be batshit crazy or becoming part of the 43%? Consider Fact I learned that dyes can cause brain damage.
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>>65842624
just as gay as people who freak out about them. OMG DYE HAIR???????? yeah you're a fag. you make faggot threads.

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If I were a moderator on this board any "my girlfriend", "my friend group", "I was at this party"-posting would be grounds for instant permaban.

One can only dream...
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>>65841218
It's when you leave a space between paragraphs and statements

Like this

Supposedley its a style of formatting that originates/belongs on reddit and is a telltale sign someone has come from reddit
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>>65842305
>>65841218
you cant have paragraphs for easy reading because they said so
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>>65840303
I would personally ball all general threads, omegle, MBTI, brtifeel, r9gay, drugfeel.
All gone, and I'd go out of my way to bait Anons to post discord tags and ban them instantly, the FBI are scum for entrapment but it's a good strategy when you just want to get rid of a certain type of person.
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>>65840303
The threads/posts you're describing have been on r9k since it was made. I don't like them too but they're part of this board and there's no rule for them to be banned. You'd have to ask Hiromoot.

>>65842305
Reddit spacing is a meme that came from pol in 2016. Redditspacing has been a thing on 4chan since it's creation though.
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>>65840303
based
>>65840410
nigger
>>65840742
nigger
>>65842566
leave britfeel alone nigger
>>65842706
incorrect nigger

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The insane amount of effort you have to put in for a chance to insert yourself into a female's moist hole is not worth it. Even if you put in an insane amount of effort into improving yourself there is still a chance that no woman will ever want you inside her. So why waste the energy? I hate the pussy lottery.
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>>65842377
yeah and work is the reward, not the pay!
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>>65842390
This.
You're selling masochism as a virtue without any actual backing. You're a cop in an inner city black neighborhood asking for donations to this years policemen ball after your department just got it's 40th budget increase this year and it's 7th cop acquitted of police brutality.
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Shit sucks bruh. We guys find out pretty fast where we're at in the pecking order. Either you're a king or your a loser. There are the guys all the chicks lust after and then there's everyone else. If you're part of the everyone else crowd, you might as well just say fuck it and permanently quit. Every single piece of pussy will be had fought for, you will literally break your fucking back for every single piece of pussy, and the women know what they are doing, and that's why they are making it so hard for you. Cuz fuck you, normie. Cuz fuck you. That's why. If you manage to get a chick in your thirties, she'll be a used up fucking whore. She'll have given the chads her best years, while you get to have her worst. And often, they have a kid or two in tow, who will hate your ass for all time because they know, you're just the simp pussy ass loser who's fucking their mom. Their mom's new wallet. Because that's our punishment for being born average. We get to settle for some used up fucking whore roastie when we are in our thirties, because she gave up on waiting for her prince chad and decided to settle for a normie. But she will still have given the players of the world all of her best years, though.
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>>65841166
>How about you instead aim for a sexless relationship?
This is how you come off. The difference between a relationship and a friendship is sex.
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>>65841774
This is not my experience at bars.

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Give me songs that make you feel the way this song makes me feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi5sCVlO4zU
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>>65842319
sounds like john maus
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>>65842319
I listen to plenty of music like this but I'll post them if you ask so I know you didn't just abandoned this thread.
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>>65842319
yeah this one, bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkHP0661TiA
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>>65842502
Post them, I am asking, I didn't abandon thread.
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>>65842502
you lied dawg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOI7G2KTqA0

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Would you date a girl who's taller and stronger than you?
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>be manlet that is into tall women
>tall women dont like short men
>average height women dont like short men
>short women absolutely despise short men
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>>65839699
The question should be:
>Would a girl who's taller and stronger date you?
If yes, then yes.
I'd even have children with her so her genes don't die with her.
Otherwise I'll just live and die childless with another genetic cripple, I guess.
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>>65841422
sucks doesn't it? while plenty of women are taller than us, making this fetish slightly less of a fantasy, we'll still never get anyone, firmly making it a fantasy regardless
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>>65841823
>we'll still never get anyone
Then why do I see manlets with GFs daily? Do you go outside bro?
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>>65839699
Women can't be stronger than men. The world's "strongest" woman got btfo by some average skinny guy in an arm wrestling contest.
Also she would've been hot without the tattoos, ruined.

Why dont femcels and incel touch their genitals together and make babies
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>OH BOY SEX IS SO IMPORTANT IF YOU JUST HAVE SEX YOU'LL BE HAPPY
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>>65842505
>are you sexually active?
active? oh boy don't get me started. i mean this morning i had... what, four? no five times already before i got to your office for this appointment! it would've been six if i hadn't sprained my wrist!
>have you been sexually active with ANOTHER PERSON?
oh.
... no.
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>>65842539
>I CAN'T GET SEX AAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>65842573
MY LIFE FEELS LIKE A BEAUTIFUL BUSTY WOMAN TRYING TO WALK A TIGHT-ROPE WITH ONLY ONE TIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>femcels
ahahahahahahahahhhahhHahhahahahhHahah

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f23WGWyk28

can i get a nigger pass from a blackmen

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Will you fellas be joining the rest of the internet in participating in "No Nut November"
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>>65842532
it's a retarded meme and deep down you know it
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>>65842532
Don't have the self control or will power to do it anymore. Used to intermittedly do no fap for a few days to keep my cock hard for my future wife, but idgaf anymore. Women have hurt me way too much for me to give a shit if my future wife gets a hard cock or not.
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>>65842532
nah
i have been trying to take a day or two off a week, it's honestly pretty great
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>>65842532
>will I deny myself the any semblance of pleasure in life

Why would I even consider it? I'm cucked enough as it is

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Help the depression is winning again. My best friend was my strongest fighter but I don't have her anymore. I had a dream about her the other night in which she sent me a letter with something she knew I'd need (idk what it was my dreams are weird) and I almost cried after I woke up. I don't feel like doing anything anymore. I just want to be somewhere else and find happiness. Everything sucks. I need someone to help me. I don't know if I can keep doing this alone.
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Hey OP, quick weird question. Are you dissociative?
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>>65842511
Why do you ask taht?
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>>65842568
Let's just say I'm curious.
Are you though?
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>>65842511
No, why? I have a few mental bads but that's not one of them
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>>65842595
Might just be me imagining things then, sorry.

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When I watched this movie as a kid, it was truly one of the most horrific experiences I have ever had. I watched this when I was six years old. Here are some notable scenes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHTjcIbKSxQ
sad, high moment of a child being torn away by reality
AC Freakout scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUcuHUvI1UI
uplifting song about hope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbBEfZ8fK9Y
Good B-Movie Musical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOeK0Ig-H9g
existential dread: the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UfsEj7AOGI

watched this when i was six years old. all things said, i love the movie. it taught me about sadness and hope, and how life can throw you away no matter what you intend. life's fickle nature.


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>>65839286
Remember princess mononoke? Watched that shit as a kid. that fucked me up man
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>>65839286
Yeah OP, this movie fucked me up as a kid. I watched it when I was like 6 and for the next 4-5 years I thought that inanimate objects had feelings and if I threw them away or broke them I would be literally torturing or murdering them. It also made me realize how I and everyone else was going to end up dying one day. Honestly one of the most terrifying movies ever since it introduced an existential dread I had never felt before.
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>>65839286
I love this movie so much
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>>65839308
I loved this movie as a kid. The really adult themes didn't hit me until I was older. Which honestly gave me a greater appreciation for it.
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>Brave Little Toaster
>The Iron Giant
>The Never Ending Story
>All Dogs Go to Heaven
>Casper
>Return to Oz
>Flubber
what else can be added into the existentialist childhood list?

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I like lazy fat women
Especially if they have hairy pussies and enjoy me pampering and doting upon them
Fucking them roughly into the mattress until they nearly pass out is also fun.
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i just wanna suffocate on a soft fat belly
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>>65841195
are you tall? that's probably the reason I bet. blackpill
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>>65841396
5'8, though i larp and say 5'10 and then show up for the first couple dates wearing work boots lol
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God why am I so attracted to this?! I just wish I was fucking normal and not craving to squeeze, lick, and fuck a fat girls belly. agggggghhhh.
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>>65841195
Damn, I am just too ugly to even dream of that happening.




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