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The other thread died so I'm making a new one. Write a letter that won't find its destination.
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Feeling more normal every day. But yet again, I am at crossroads on what I want to do in life.
I miss and love you. I just wish you would actually reply.
One day I'm gonna fuck you up for the rest of your life. I'm sorry, you don't deserve this, but as much as I love you, I was never made to stay here. This is not your fault. I'm sorry I ever existed in your life and I'm sorry I can't leave you now. I'm being selfish by not removing myself from this relationship, but right now you don't realise this. Or maybe you do. Maybe you do, but since you can't deal with these things, you just continue to enjoy us and hope that you're wrong. This is fine. I'm enjoying it too. Sometimes you're annoying as fuck, but you're still the best thing that happened to me. I'm sorry, H. I kept telling you, but you didn't listen. This is nice.
Please let this be something good that lasts. I want to hold you and make you happy. I hope you really believe the things you say, because I don't say anything I don't believe, and what you and I have said is like we're echoing our thoughts to each other. You've used my exact words having never heard me say them before, and that must mean something perfect could crystallize between us. I'm getting attached to you. I hope you know I don't have anything impure in my intentions towards you. I want to build a trust that will last a lifetime.
Dear A.

You know, it was all my fault, I was the one who acted in a childish, intense and immature way with you, but even so I love you and I care about you a lot, but I have to realize that you no longer care or feel nothing for me. . I wish I could hug you even for a minute more, of all the people I have dated because you had to be the one to leave me as I am now, I know it was a short time but even so I loved spending time with you I did not care that it was 15 minutes or less, see your messages and notifications on my phone, I wanted to send you messages to ask how you are, but I am afraid that you simply ignore me and that hurts, I would like to have another opportunity with you.

But in the end I just want to be able to hug you and see you once again, have your messages and know how you are doing, fulfill the ideas we had for when the quarantine ended.

I love you A.

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I have nothing better to do so I'll greentext the story of how I almost lost my virginity at age 16 but fucked up pretty bad.
>Be me
>16 y/o
>every two years the school organises a really nice trip to a location students themselves can choose
>3rd and 4th of ESO (Spain)
>Be in 3rd of ESO so we're the smol ones
>This time we chose Italy
>Really fucking great
>The trip consist on ferry to and from Italy and caches and hotels to first Florence and then Venice
>Big day comes
>Not much happens at first, everyone's very excited
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>went on school trip
>was 2 years older than most others
>on ferry
>drinking age 18 bc Eurofag
>Told by teachers drinking = kicked from school
>Hit the bar right at the back of the boat
>Get fucking wasted
>Highly based, chill af teacher approaches
>"Anon WTF is this"
>"uh sir I can exp.."
>based teacher proceeds to drink my drink and asks for another, say's it's cool
>extremely sexy girls from class come down, one of them is dressed like a complete slut with her tits hanging out
>A couple of them join me
>Barman doesn't even ask for ID

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Man, you're only 18? Stop being such a fucking retard man, you're not even through a quarter of your life. You're just starting uni probly, that's literal years of experiences you haven't had yet. Fuck off with this bullshit.
Can you fags make like a decent story so these boomer retards can fucking leave this thread.
Yeah continue anon
>Proceed to get even more drunk together
>One girl in particular, the sexiest one by far gets the most drunk
>We end up all messing around and I keep on grabbing their waists saying I'm going to throw them overboard
>They're loving it
>The one with the tits hanging out literally has one fall out in front of me
>Go back to cabins
>end up in the girls cabin somehow
>3 girls + me
>they all get changed in front of me
>we end up fighting over something in our drunk state
>all 4 of us on one single bed with me at the bottom and all of them smothering me
>Snapped like of 5 their fingernails
>Tits girl is literally only wearing a bra at this point
>End up literally ripping it off her and she's now fighting me with her tits out lol

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>Traitors! Which of you stood against King Nigger when his troops burned your cities and raped your wives?

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America is sooner becoming a 3rd world shithole, now the average american will finally /feel/ 3rd world feels

Feels good man feels good
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I think you have an unrealistic stance of how bad materialism and consumerism are if you think they're worst than starving to death in war zones. I'm not saying you're wrong about the state of the US being bad, but... starving to death in a war zone.
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i would rather starve, in a warzone, than worship keanu reeves and buy funko pops. i mean this entirely unrionically.
Feels good to leave in a white neighborhood
Honestly being poor as fuck in america is the equivalent of living in a 3rd world country already.
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OK bitch where's my arab GF. I got a Quran an AK, I just need an Arab GF


This. I want to rip out the side panels of my toyota, grow a giant beard, slap women around and shit in a hole.

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Could you treat your girlfriend like this even tough you love her?
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She ghosted you because you got worried whilst choking her. She felt your weakness and therefore you weren't strong enough to fuck her any more. Do it without regret or remorse and they ALWAYS come back again. Chicks who like that sort of thing, I mean
Well yeah it was pretty obvious why she ghosted me. I'm saying it was unfortunate because I was almost choking her at the level she wanted. Just needed a bit more time.

Oh well, live and learn.
I couldn't suck up an uncircumcised guy
Tiny pp and lotsa pubes, poor girl needs a real nigga dick in her life
Easily, that's what I usually do.
However, aside from some bed activities I'm fucking insecure beta neet, feels bad ;_;

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i have noticed that most Anglo countries always seem to have higher rates of obesity than most other countries. as an American i see fat people everywhere but i have always been pretty skinny but i don't have a lot of English blood. and if you look at the south they are some of the highest rates of obesity in the country and it's predominantly Anglo. so do Anglos just have a slower metabolism compared to other Europeans? or is it something?
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>You probably just happen to have good metabolism.
yeah i'm thankful as fuck for it, being skinny does have it's down sides but it's better than being a ham-planet.
Anglos and Americans have reached the highest heights it therefore follows that they should reach the lowest lows of degeneration.
McDonald's doesn't even make you fat tho
It isnt so much that Anglos are fat, its that they tend to carry any extra weight horribly. You barely ever see a truly well proportioned anglo woman. They only really look good when sticc.
We drink LOTS of beer, and culturally our diets are high in carbs.

You do hate women and minorities right anon
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Idk your hand or something you filthy niglet
You get no pics. Have a good night.
Same, nobody realizes this.
federal agent detected
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I hate the priests in my temple.

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Do you remember when?
Things were really hummin'
is that key and peele?
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What can be universally accepted as truth?
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Yes, you and I know this, but this is not universally shared truth.
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Are you some kid thats gone to uni and trying to scramble robots brains??

Truth is subjective. But what is subjective? What is objectie? What perspective? What lens?Ultimatey, we can know nothing. We cant be sure of anything. We dont know the parameters, the rules, the codes of whatever 'existence' is. We have no idea
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I choose Chaos because I cannot envision a world in which progress occurs without conflict. It may well be infantile nihilism, or simply fatalism, but I cannot understand an idea of growth without some form of contention or resistance. It need not necessarily be malicious, but if the progress is to be significant, it seems as if it should be. From the flame and ashes emerged man, of hardened steel and reformed earth. It was not some inglorious rebirth, but rather the formation of something more from something less by way of chance, such as all positive evolution. By way of change, or rather, Chaos. Chaos is neither evil, nor righteous, it merely is.
Impartiality leads to justice, to fairness.
Chaos is impartial
Hail to Chaos
No, I am just asking,

"What can be universally accepted as truth?"

And then having a rather engaging and pleasant discussion about the question. Or, was having, as I think I will think for a while now. It has been very good, a good thread, and I mean it. I am thankful for it.
Depends on what you mean by univerally, because if you include all people you include dumb and crazy people as well who might not necessarily agree with a basic agreed upon truth for most people, or even if you ask a genius they may never settle on having one staunch outlook on an idea like truth. So it comes down to what I think is a reasonably acceptable truth that can be considered practically universal, personally I think 2+2=4 is agreeable enough, can't get more objective than that. I hate these muddy philosophical tangents about the nature of being and "can we really ever know anything"? Meaningless drivel, I know the word 'the' is the word 'the' for all intents and purposes, that's what truth is, the word truth starts to lose its usefulness when you dissect the notion of absolute correctness, getting into this weird territory where we let the fallibility of man define us, that kind of attitude serves no purpose other than the occasional need for humble sentimentality

why do you guys chase after egirls who think going to 4chan makes them so special and unique? she has 500 other orbiters guy, shes not gonna fuck you

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>the train was moving too slow
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it's time for robots to reject trains
they've taken too much from us
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tell us more anon, why did you try to kys in the first place
I miss Terry so much

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>talk about the niggers all you want but leave my heckin asian waifurinos out of it
>i will defend m'ladies at all costs
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Jannies are pure scum
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A racism ban on 4chan is fucking unheard of, I don't think you're telling the truth at all
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Well, I think you're retarded.
I got banned for 3 days for posting about war brides in the same thread. The whiteknighting from jannies is unreal.
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oh my someone touch a nerve

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I see so many people on here whining and complaining about how sad and pathetic their lives are every single fucking day over and over again. If you hate your life so much, make a change. Get off of this site and do something more productive with your life. Get a job, make a company, do something anything for Christs sake.

Do you realize that there's a lot of people here who have tried to do something? Gets many of us nowhere. Just what the fuck do you think someone can really do if they're born ugly, short, stupid, AND weak?
>make a company
I'm on board with everything but this.
Expecting someone to just go and make a company as a self-improvement choice is delusional.
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That's nurture, not nature. You can put so much work into something and try to get to a goal, and you could end up with jack shit. That's life anon, it's either you make a change, or you live in fear of others that decided to make a change.
>Why yes, the only thing these mentally disabled creatures do is complain and shift the blame to others.
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If you make a company on your own, you pay way less taxes because you pay other people. Find something you're good at, turn it from a hobby into something people will pay for. Do community events and make your name known . PR + Good business practice = profits. In life, you have to put on a mask to get through some of it and get profits, and that's fine.

Tomorrow is my birthday. What vidya should I get and what should I do to celebrate?
Happy Birthday anon. Maybe you could try getting celeste if you haven't? It's a fun game. You could celebrate by maybe having something to eat that you like!
fuck pigeons and cum inside

femanons what is the lewdest thing that happened at your slumber parties and dont lie ill fucking know youre lying
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maybe you were just wearing revealing clothing you goddamn whore
We took our bikini bottoms off in the hot tub.
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>We took our bikini bottoms off in the hot tub.
i am going to invent a time machine to go back in time and drink the water of that hot tub
nice larperino
Get off my board you unwelcome cuntoids.

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