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I see half of this board is just losers lusting after women again.
How disappointing.
The most interesting thing here is the fact 4Chan has changed it's chaptchas slightly.

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Oh is there an election or something?
Ok sweetie don't care
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>>79292155
Based. Who the fuck cares who the president is. It doesn't affect me
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>>79292155
Your retarded fake country that is not a country but a big chunk of a continent that was colonized a hundred years ago by a bunch of lunatics who developed severe collective schizophrenia due to isolation in the gigantic desert that is your country is too big to be run by one very incompetent corrupted government.

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Anyone else get turned on by the thought of getting fat?
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>>79291297
Not really sure why, but it just does. The thought of just cramming more food into my face to make myself softer and bigger just does it for me.
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>>79291232
No but I like fattening up my partner.
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>>79291467
ugh get that stank foid outta here, can't you see this is a thread for MEN
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>>79291498
Boys*. The only fat men are ones with muscle who bearmaxx it.
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>>79291415
What do you think about ur friends and family noticing?

Why do Asians have such a cult mentality? In Japan they worship random celebrities as Gods.
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>>79291153
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck i want a tiny nihonjin girl to daberu my suji roll
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>>79292179
One of you will betray me
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>>79292179
>runs a cult for hot teen white girls to sleep with him
>most people who show up are ethnics and fatties

>>79292256
KEK
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>>79291153
Didn't these people used to be ruled by a God Emperor before McArthur sama taught them how to be civilized?

Probably some sort of genetic/cultural adaptation to that memory. The Nipponese people need a God Emperor to worship.

In a way it's actually kind of quaint. Imagine having near total loyalty to your ruler to the point that you would do anything even self sacrifice, for them.

That was the ultimate Idol worship.
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>>79291153
Why do Americans have such a cult mentality? In America they worship random celebrities as Gods.

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Japan are putting up flyers now for tourists
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>>79289897
Japan has to start forcing Anglosphere countries to apply for visas again, especially Weimerica.
Too many NIGGERS with passports and way too much credit available that makes them able to go to Japan and also travel on boomer cruises ruining things for everyone.
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>>79292217
Truly, unfamothably based.
>captcha: ASAHP
Yes, as soon as hecking possible.
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>>79289897
I dont care what they are doing I will go to Hokkaido and be as loud as possible
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>>79292226
weeb niggas are always based and respectful in japan though
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>>79289897
No they aren't, if they were it would be in english. Faglord.

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I seriously can't deal with the fact that my oneitis acts submissive and feminine for another man that's not me. It;s pure suicide fuel, she would never do any of those things for me because I was born unattractive and dumb.
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I feel you bro

theme song for this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C--J4PoZaDM&list=RDL_eZRivtYMU&index=9
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>>79291850
dude you gotta stop thinking about her... like what happens in your mind that makes you trickle down from a normal thought to "damn that girl i knew is getting her back blown out."

>>79292097
this has nothing to do with that song but im listening to mindless self indulgence currently.
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how do yall have oneitis with girls from the past. for me its always a coworker or smth. then she leaves and i lust for the next bitch in line, never fucking any of them...
i need pussy man. i bet most of them would want it if they knew im banging some other slut. dumb ass basic hoes. think they are the shit too.
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>>79291850
well anon, as i've been told time and time again over my life
>we can't always get what we want
>but if we try sometimes, we get what we need
don't lose hope, the more you torture yourself mentally like that, the more you blind yourself to your surroundings
might cause you to miss out on some opportunities
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Imagine him having her bent over in his bed and her asking for him to blast a load inside her puss

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found some liberty caps today
have no dehydrator and dont want to risk drying them in the oven
Would salt work?
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>>79292228
You know you can just eat them raw right, or if you dont plan on doing them today you can put them in an envelope and put it on a windowsill with sun or some shit
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>>79292228
eat all of them and meet god

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Why did you bastards lie to this woman? You told her guys would be fine with her being a sex worker. Now she is in her 30s and can't find a guy. Apologize right now. You guys need to step up and help women like this who can't find guys.
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>>79290274
>some normie breaking up over high bodycount in the 21st century is a joke.
I wouldn't discart it. People are growing a spine over lots of stuff compared to the last decades
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>>79288404
Women want a consequence free life.
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>>79288334
I won't judge actual hookers because some actually do need the money to survive, they're just degrading themselves and raping themselves to stay alive.

But women who fucked a lot of guys and then want to settle down? They should be judged and shamed. They're evil. They cucked their future husbands and think everyone should still love them
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>>79290317
I highly doubt some slut that was in porn tried to commit suicide because YOU broke up with her. Sounds too specific and made up.
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>>79288850
> mean how delusional is she
Shes a) a woman, and b) made a living off of simps. The delusionality is off the charts

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>man is autistic
>becomes the fattest ugly man in existence

>girl is autistic
>is the faeriest skinny girl you ever meet

why does this happen
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You don't get out much do you anon?
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There was a fat ugly autist girl spamming this board with her fat whale nudes and autistic drivel for weeks
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>>79291533
>many man is of autism, many man is fat, ???
>faeriest skinny girl decides she's got autism for extra upboats
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>>79291550
>>79291542
whatever happened to that spermwhale?

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riff raff edition

prev >>79269678
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>>79292845
Nya id put a hand on your head and neutralize all your attacks nya
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>>79292864
Meow
>>79292865
But you just did? Also *thembo meow I don't have to earn my mentally ill yapping fuck you bitch
>>79292870
Fuck you I'll kill you I hate you die
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>>79292817
You can't even reach my face lol. How adorable ^_^
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>>79292888
Die die die die fuck you die die
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>>79292883
Nya why do you lash out at ppl who want to love you nya

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Sex? Yes, its sex.
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>>79291901
even if she isnt his gf, why not film her with a white man instead? why black her? why destroy beauty? sick world.
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>>79291842
the fact she never does hardcore is a sin against humanity. what a waste what a shame. wish i could've seen her swallow a load
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>>79291894
ironically the best content she ever made
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>>79291842
great body but hideous retarded face
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>>79292208
bait or mentally ill

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god I want to reproduce and pump a girl full with my babies so bad
the urge is overwhelming
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>>79290782
I was already into inflation and breast expansion
when I learned pregnancy causes both in real life it was over
I'm obsessed with it it's just so hot how girls literally swell with life and it's what you're literally designed to do
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>>79291320
>into inflation and breast expansion
Mah nigga.
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>>79288804
tfw no moid to do this
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>>79291816
If you could prove you are a woman I'll pay to come out to you (or you to me idc), pay for any meal you want that night regardless of price and send you back with cash to cover it.
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>>79288804
Same but with 2D women since I don't want to bring a soul from the void so he ends up becoming another slave for TPTB.

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This man somehow managed to score a 32-year-old woman as a 24-year-old. I'm 24 years old myself. I want a 32-year-old girlfriend. How do I get a woman in her early to mid 30s?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaO-kdlRS44
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>>79289976
This is livebombing now?
How the fuck am I supposed to have genuine interactions with someone I am excited to get to know?

Do women seriously just think all male interaction over than "wanna fuck" is some form of manipulation and psychological warfare?
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>>79290826
>But the age gap really does mean different life priorities.
Maybe if you're a dumb teen. If you've got money, none of this stuff matters anymore.
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>>79290880
Yes, everything Women do is about their percieved social power/ranking, so they project that behavior upon Men
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I really want an older woman.
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I need older lady pussy.

How do you make online friends in 2024? Like just for playing videogames together in voice calls and stuff. Discord seems really hard, as most servers have a preestablished friend group, and bigger ones are full of normies.

Social skills or whatever is not a problem though. I just struggle to find a group of people whom i can connect with
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>>79292147
Finding friends within the games you already play is best IMO
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>>79292147
Don't build anything online
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>>79292147
Discord/forums/whatever place that can accept your invitations to play games, after that is easy.

>most servers have a preestablished friend group
That doesn't matter does it? you just need someone to accept the invitation and you can make friends

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>Her: So you're a worthless slime that's waiting for someone to step into you? Yeah, that checks out.
>Me: I did get stepped into. Twice. One of them even got engulfed pretty deep.
Actual exchange I had with a woman irl
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Don't discuss your slime fetish irl like that, it's creepy
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Do you think it would be possible to set yourself inside jello?
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>>79291895
I mean yeah that's obviously possible, but you'd definitely suffocate.
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>>79291880
She's just a dyke that likes teasing everyone harshly. No fetish involved, except I get a boner sometimes when she insults me.
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>>79291895
Yeah there's hundreds of zoomers on YouTube who have done this


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