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I'm waiting for your answer anon..
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i'm uggo :(
I do and i might change that soon
Fucking based as shit, never change
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Because i'm an incel no one wants me and in turn i hate everybody because if it.
Your shit waifu reaction avatar isn't a gf, get some help.

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I want to rub my face against anon's cock
I want to pant and drool against it while anon presses my face against it more
And then I will just whimper and beg that I get to lick and clean it for anon
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I would love to have a cute little slut like you at my disposal. Imagine all the lewd stuff I'd ask you to do. I want you to moan softly and gently while you are on your knees sucking on my dick and look up in my eyes. Then after I can't hold it anymore and unload in your cute mouth I will lovingly rub your head and tell you I love you and you're such a good little slut.
Its fun to see you get off on being called a slut. You must have been born to take cock. What a faggot. I'd love to paint your face with cum and slap you around afterwards. Something your father should have done, then maybe you wouldn't be calling any ol big cock on your face 'daddy'. Too late now. You're fuckin busted. Whore.
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Y-You are forcing me to do it again...
Mean anon...
I love you...

>I wouldn't mind cleaning it for anon...
Well, aren't you a good girl! You'd lick it all over, make it squeaky clean yes?
Goodbye slut

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Suicide notes
ye or nay
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Simple formal note that you are committi g sudoku and not getting murdered.
holy shit. never thought about this.
>that guy who wrote all that shit
>wasn't even good shit
>hate him more with each page
>it crosses your mind that you are glad he's dead
Lost all respect right there. Looking forward to you offing yourself so we have one less normie in this shithole.
do whatever you want its your death
I would just tie a USB around my neck with my diary on it. It's full of entries like "Ah fuck that taco i had made my anus bleed"

Does the average typical liberal girl hate white men now?
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No in-group preference is a hell of a thing and a lot of girls deep down want to get fucked by somebody who looks like their daddy.
They hate the idea of white men because it's trendy but will still fuck white Chads, black Chads, colored Chads all the same. It's all about status and appearance.
Only the most deranged and brain damaged individuals date outside their race. It's pretty rare, just gross to see when it pops up, like bestiality.
the average typical liberal girl likes women
Not really though tbhonky

This place is not a monoculture- share & assist
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My anxiety is worst than when I interact in real life.
We don't really text much since moving in together, just shit like grocery lists and "hey where are you", "come in the room", etc.
Fuck lad that's brutal
>you do you
>it also felt good doing you
Absolute chad
don't do it man, you'll only end up heartbroken.

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h*tshits: how can you fuck where shit comes out?!
also h*tshits: uses place where piss comes out to fuck
Piss is more palatable than shit anyway. I think porn actress Asa Akira said in an interview (The Eric Andre Show, I believe?) that she can do piss scenes just fine, but she refuses to do scenes with shit. Not that you don't have a point anon, you do, it's just that there are some arguments you could make that support their point of view.
Something's wrong with your radio bro.
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>Mentally ill
Says the anime avatar faggot.
wtf I love pinworms now!

What makes her so perfect?
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Because she's cheating on you with me. Sorry to break it to you OP...
aqua is very cute and I want to drink her pee

Aqua :
-is a healer
-repels evil
-purifies water
-a better romantic partner than Darkness and Megumin
dumb and hot
konosuba is trash and so are you

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I just want a slightly chubby weeb girlfriend to watch anime with while hugging on the couch and eat pizza and drink hot choco

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no penis either.
That's scary as hell dude
Why do you blur out their navels?
OP is mortally terrified of them.
No holes.
I sense a theme here.

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I'm going to a festival (alone) tomorrow for the first time. I wanna have a good time and try to socialize a bit, but i'm still in a depressed shitty mood as usual.. How do i get in the proper mindset for tomorrow? I wanna at least try and feel good...

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>even rich and famous commit suicide

How the fuck would I even have a chance to live a happy life when my life is dogshit in comparison?

>b-but muh depression
I've been depressed all my fucking life, I've lived in complete misery, yet I'm still alive somehow
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The commitee of people with actual depression.
Just by the contents of your original post, one can tell you're just a filthy normiescum with memedepression because your friends didn't invite you to the party.
Just look at Layne Staley. Guy became a recluse and died completely alone as a NEET after being a rockstar for years.
This is a meme.
You can have depression brought on by chemicals and you can have depression brought on by having a shitty life.
I don't care how many drugs you take, they won't make you happy because everything you're going to have to face the facts
babby realized that being a whore on television wont make him happy
>Depression is a chemical imbalance that can be measured.
imagine being this retarded
depression is a mental condition, there's no "chemical test" to diagnose it. you talk to a doctor about your symptoms and they diagnose it based on those.

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Can we get a /cyborg/ thread?
>med student
>good grades, good career prospects
>friends with people in my class, get along with them, get invited to study
>live away from home, have room mates I'm friends with, frequently eat out with them

>feel lonely
>no gf

I feel like I'm so close to making it but there's some barrier I just can't get over. Like the only way I'll get any affection is if I graduate and become a sugar daddy or something.
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is a bullshit category to make failed normies feel better about being rejected from normiedom despite putting in the effort. real robots never had a chance.
What? Is beating up homeless people your job or something? Not judging if it is, I support the idea of a government task force to go out and beat up homeless people, I just didn't think it actually existed.
What are you?
Don't define yourself by negatives (as in what you're not).
I wish "non-whites" would stop comparing everything to us.
It seems to me that non-whites are more obsessed over race than white people.
You can be ugly and still get everything you want. Focus on the things you can change, like being fit and in shape, eating well, dressing well, and grooming yourself properly.
>decently smart
>have a decent amount of friends, go out fairly frequently
>have a job and always a good amount of money
>good fashion taste

>get stared at constantly everywhere I go
>convinced most everyone hates me
>convinced I'm ugly
>suspect that my friends are all just taking advantage of me and dont actually care about me
>poor relationship with most of my family
>use apathy as a defense mechanism, worry that its turning me into a sociopath
>constantly worry that I'm either boring or annoying in social situations

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I miss my childhood so much
good that you had a good childhood. be glad it happened.
Seriously, it's only been downhill from there.

Iktf bro so fucking much...
childhood is the worst part of life because you have to rely on your elders to educate and cultivate you. This being the reason why I'm here.
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>childhood was shit
>teenage years were shit
>adulthood is shit

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>Wait... did you actually think you were fuckable? Is that why you thought I was talking to you?

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my god i wish that were my gf...
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a nigger philosopher
Thats a dude. You can see one blurry nut hanging out from jamals hand
Feel free to project whatever online persona makes you feel good niglet

Won't change reality tho
and you feel free to be triggered by these posts
Do you have any STDs? Would you be willing to poz my fat white GF?

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