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How do you deal with liars?
Even if it's obvious they're making shit up, it's irritating to watch them try to lie about me still.
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>>76832023
A Liar is easy to spot, Just ask them for details and when they switch the topic or seem to deviate their eyes or try to show confidence then he's lying.
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>>76832056
You're probably just lying about this to cover your own behaviors. Your perspective is disjointedly unreliable.
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>>76832056
>Just ask them for details
this is why the best lies are wrapped in mostly truth
>seem to deviate their eyes or try to show confidence then he's lying.
you have to be more autistic and not affect
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>>76832085
You're saying the best lies are wrapped in truth? Take your medicine with a slice of cheese, please?
and do share the "medication"
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>>76832023
Usually I just ignored their stories, but I have a good memory for remembering conversations so when they contradict themselves I point it out.

But I usually just let it go, I don't plan to waste energy discussing their fantasies.

Didn't know what board to start this thread on. I'm a good size and I get complimented a lot but I'm porn-brained and want a bigger dick that hurts the people I have sex with and causes fear. Google doesn't have any good results besides surgery and penis pumps which are both out of the question because they're scary and can cause damage. Anybody have any advice? I've seen pics of plastic surgeons in LA injecting porn cocks with stuff before (not sure what) and I know there's those twitter accounts of guys who increase the thickness and size to monsterous preportions using injections (synthol?) not sure what
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>>76832049
proportions*
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>>76832049
angion method maybe, there's a subreddit about people who hurt their dicks permantly using "big dick methods" like jelqing, and a few of them have hurt themselves using angion methods but it's always because of some mistake they did using it.
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>>76832133
>>76832049

found it it's /r/PE_Injuries

you should take a look through there before you look more at this kind of thing.

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What is your greatest footprint on the internet?

A meme you created, a youtube video you made with lots of views, a social media account with many followers, etc. Anything.
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>>76832009(me)
Also Soundcloud followers, Ahah
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a vid of me and my friends trying moetv
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>>76828559
somebody screenshat my post on /g/and it got 30k likes on twitter. my friend sampled my voice in a song with 200k plays on spotify. and I'm in the background of a news video with 14 million views, that's about it
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>>76828559
The popularity of minor memes and phrases is all I can take credit for. I can't think of any words or talking points but for example my most recent one was posting this as a reaction image and over the course of the next few months seeing him getting posted as a reaction image by other anons.

Maybe I'm delusional but before I posted it I had never seen it posted on 4chan before.
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>>76828559
A 3 second long youtube video that somehow got 264k views

Why are white boys so cute?
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>>76831880
Because white women are super hypergamous and they have had sexual freedom the longest.
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>>76831909
Suddenly I'm a lot more proud of being white. I literally hold the sum of the world's beauty in me
Not that I use it for anything, but yeah.
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>>76831880
Because my genetics are cute
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>>76831880
Love that ai image OP really says a whole bunch of nothing

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Do you wear pajamas
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I sleep fully clothed, sometimes in my boots. I don't like anyone to see my get too comfy, part of the internalized shame I feel from living "at home".
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>>76831878
Not only no, but FUCK no faggot ass nigga. This nigga puttin on clothes to go to sleep lmao
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>>76832029
I have more hair on my back than my head. I don't want to feel it while lying in bed
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>>76832044
Ole sasquatch lookin ass nigga, dont even need a bed just lay on the ground with all that fur
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>>76831878
I wear PJ's and I cum inside them every night >.<
PS I don't clean them

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I have noticed from watching my Fuck Boy brother and friends that they don't treat women as human beings with their own needs and experiences as individuals, and all that philosophical stuff, etc... they are just objects that will serve a specific purpose(mainly sex) then fuck off, just like a GPU that will play you some games for a while then die, to get replaced by another one. not much feelings or expectations to make an overburden on your back, it's just a business

not gonna lie, this is a wrong way to go, if it's the only way, then I'm installing Grindr
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>>76831958
Basically when you treat other people like that, you're subconsciously signaling to them that you don't need them, which will make them think you're high value. It's a very simple and easy way to be attractive to women, but certainly not the only way. Alternatively you can just develop high self esteem, which will have the same effect.
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>>76831958
I've got bad news for you little buddy, Your Brother doesn't view them as objects but he naturally unconsciously views them like that, That's why he gets bitches, It's not about knowing the facts but about appliance

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How do I learn how cars work?
I got my learner's permit without ever getting behind the wheel and the only thing I know is the asshole of the car is the exhaust pipe
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>>76831018
If it's automatic just get in and go.
If it's manual, good luck and have fun jerking the stick all the time.
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>>76831119
>Only person would be my dad and uncle but they are like the worst people in the world to try and teach you something
Sounds like you don't have a choice. As long as they're willing to let you get behind the wheel of a car they have, then take the chance cause you won't get a better option for free. My basic advice that won't make sense until you start driving is to lightly press the pedals until you have a feel for the accelerator and the brake. Also, with power steering (which all modern cars have) you are probably going to over-steer so practice in a wide open space until you get the hang of that.
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>>76831128
I still don't even get the automatic and manual stuff because I still see that little stick on the right of every sedan car

>>76831186
I'll give them a chance but if it takes 3 hours to get through an oil change, I'll just let the damage happen to my bank account
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go to mechanic school dumbfuck
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>>76831985
If you look at the stick and there is a P, N, D and R on it its automatic as those signify Park, Neutral, Drive and Reverse respectively. If theres nothing or just numbers then its probably a manual as each number would correlate to which respective gear on the drive shaft is engaged. Im half a tard but i picked some of this stuff up over the years and could explain to a nigga if a nigga please

How many other girls should your husband have? Should he love them? Would you like them to be other races or hair colors?
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It's beautiful if he gets to impregnate them too.
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She's making his dick feel so good even though she's nothing to him.

Opinions on rising country star Brayden Lape?

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All of you are more powerful than you could realize and want you to know that you can do it.

So many people here are distraught by the overwhelming feelings of modernity and the unfairness of the game, but that awareness that flogs you everyday is an asset that can help you go further than the vast majority of the population.

How many normal people will go through their life never being able to understand their own unhappiness? How many people that arent you will let themselves be subject to things that are clearly in their own control. You feel misery because you know so much, but they will only ever know misery because they cant understand what it means to be happy.

All of you who come here everyday to post about how you will never achieve anything or never get a gf are limiting yourselves despite everything you know and the nuances of life you have acquired. Each and all of your minds holds an incomprehensible infinity that can feel for everyone and better yet understand how to fix the things that cause their ills.

There are thousands of people who you let be deprived of your perspectives of life. We need to stop feeling such hatred for ourselves and instead go out and give pieces of ourselves to everyone we can find. And if they give most of it back, ask them to help you find more people to give yourself too. So many will love you, if only you would find yourself willing to take the pain in strides.
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wow anon that's a surprisingly uplifiting and kind take, thank you, i hope everything goes well for you too. here's to trying
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>>76831217

Reminder: We should remember to always be kind and honest. Kindness and honesty will lead to our words being considered more significantly.

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your people are in despair
what message have you for them?
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>>76830887
>what message have you for them?
suck my dick, free duck dinners for the whole country
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>>76830887
WE ARE GOING TO KILL ALL THE FUCKING NIGGERS, WE WILL WIN THE RACE WAR, WE WILL BE THE ONLY ONES LEFT STANDING
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>>76830887
Is it hedonism to take pleasure in the the minimal of things?
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>>76830887
These aren't my people, they are degenerates and traitors
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>>76831272
whoever your people are

has a family member ever caught you masturbationing
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And unable to live anymore
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I'm pretty sure my mom did
>be me
>16 at the time
>came home from school, mom wasn't home yet
>yes.jpg
>puts on that one go to video I have
>nut.mp3
>didn't feel like cleaning up, falls asleep with dick in hand and lotion on bed (bad move)
>wake up about 30 minutes later idk
>door to my room is closed
>mind you, when I came in from school I left my door open
>mfw
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You would only die forevermore
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>>76817231
Shit like that can happen when you're a dumb kid who doesn't take the necessary safety precautions but one day when you're old you won't care anymore.
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With no hope for you

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I wet the bed unintentionally for the first time in over a decade in my boyfriend's bed yesterday. I woke up immediately, went to the bathroom, and then tried to absorb the pee from the bed with my pajamas. If he noticed he didn't say anything.
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>>76831872
Are you retarded? Is this bait? you should have woken him up and told him then changed the sheets. It's nasty as hell only if you aren't going to deal with it like an adult.
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>>76831872
So there were other times you wet it intentionally?
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>>76831889
It doesn't smell bad or anything.
>>76831893
No.
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>>76831872
he is lucky bastard.

Where do I meet majestic women like this?
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>>76831799
my gf looks like the middle one and I'm not sexually attracted to her at all
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>>76831936
A belly that big? Based if true.

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patrick I think the lsd is kicking in


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