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The waveform of a rude little buzzer noise
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>>85463711
it looka likea peenor
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>>85463716
>ikea

Anyone who insert "-" into words properly is either a bot or someone who used copied from an AI
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>>85463442
the only one thinking about homosexuals is you, gay boy
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>>85463626
Gayyyyyyyyyyyyy as hell, anon. Why would you even type that? I don't want to imagine you glucking on a hog. Get out of here.
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>>85463635
Your evil gay tricks will not work, I am thinking about women and boobs
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Your IQ is too high for this board, honseposter.
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No, this is a meme point, you're retarded, people who actually have a solid grasp of the English language and proper formatting shouldn't be punished just because you're paranoid and insecure about someone potentially taking credit for AI output

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More and more supposed robots are claiming that they have had sex before. This is an outrage.
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>>85463660
Yes that's what ChatGPT told me as well but I trust my intuition over canned lines
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>>85463660
Also giganigga rang me up and winked at me after I glanced at her meeting her gaze and he said with a toothy grin "she's all yourz hehehe"
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>>85463549
Sorry, but it wasn't the porno you're envisioning it was really awkward and stressful and I've only done it once.
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>>85463676
So, he was being a bro? You're too paranoid, anon.
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>>85463680
Perhaps, but weren't you the guy just telling me to be careful about where I put my dick? What do you want from me

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not sure if its just me but i seriously cant use the internet anymore. part of it is personal: if i see anyone post online, my inferiority complex kicks in for some reason. its like my brain registers everyone as a competitor or something. if i see a foid (<-- casual use non derogatory) online i basically flinch and have to close the window. havent seen a real woman in a while, not irl or on the internet. all of this is true for real life too but that would be gay to get into and etc

also it just feels like im playing a game of mental wack-a-mole trying to identify what is or is not a bot/psyop and what is. not sure if its just pure paranoia but it feels like most posts online whether on youtube or elsewhere are somewhat convoluted psyops of some sort. and etc.doesn't help that the internet is constantly scraping what you do, where you post from, etc. to create a profile of you. scary scary panopticon. and etc

nice chuunibyou or real and true? niggerlicious or divine intellect?
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>>85463650
>if i see anyone post online, my inferiority complex kicks in for some reason. its like my brain registers everyone as a competitor or something. if i see a foid (<-- casual use non derogatory) online i basically flinch and have to close the window.
start working out and take steroids
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namefags belong on tumblr
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you're describing mental illness, or at least crippling neuroticism. maybe borne out of excessive solitude.
and yeah, we're currently suffering from a flood of actually mentally disabled turboposting namefags. there are no cool ones anymore, it's not in, take it off.

classic virgo pluto convincing boomers if everyone else stays a fucking loser then they wont grow old and die

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>skipped working out for a week because I wanted to focus on my art
>feel like a pos sloth, whole body is achy and hurts
why are meatbags so maintenance-heavy? It feels like there's a thousand different things you need to be doing and providing yourself with or else your body degrades right away

It doesn't help that you're just expected to either spend 80% of your day at work or to just live poor and destitute
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>>85462590
Then become modern diogenes
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>>85462590
your body must be fueled by slop or you are 40+. i get feeling like shit if you miss a couple workout but cmon its not THAT bad
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>>85462653
I'm 30, aktually
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this is what awaits me in five years? fuuuuck
that said, spending too much time thinking about how i have to eat and drink and shit and exercise and wash and so on makes me want to kill myself out of revulsion to my body

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THEY DO IT FOR FREE! THEY DO IT FOR FREE! THEY DO IT FOR FUCKING FREE!

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How come you never see white incels creating side by side images of big white porn dick next to small black cocks
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>>85462723
To be fair that's less because indians care about American race shit and more because the two dollars you earn by race-baiting Americans only means something if you live in a developing country
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>>85462700
I don't need to give a shit about that, I'm white
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>>85462700
The entire world beefs with white men for a reason. They all want what white men already have.
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>>85462700
Indian men want to talk about their small dick problems. So they use white men as their vehicle to do so.
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>>85462700
Muh dick and prison rape is all non-whites post about on this board anymore

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How can I get a gf that looks like Brittany Venti?
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>>85463544
This is honestly such hopefuel. Venti is so damn gorgeous in my opinion. Maybe I'll get a cute mulatta or quadroon.
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>>85463544
i mog this faggot to oblivion but i was doomed to be a brainlet, terrified of speaking to anyone, men or women. one day ill get the courage to kill myself
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>>85463591
That might not be a good thing. As I said, she could get chads but she likes dweebish looking white guys. She has a type just looking at all her boyfriends.

>>85463572
There are a lot of Mulattas out there nowadays. Quadroons will be hard to find.
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>>85463544
she likes other ecelebs she can clout chase you brainlet
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>>85463591
>brainlet
Why do you think you are a brainlet?

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resistance to tyranny is obedience to god

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It's scary how fast time passes by. Life is so short.
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>>85463274
But you chopped that off, tranny
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>>85463409
You will barely remember them in a couple years. The brain constantly discards shit it doesn't need anymore. Everything you did in your 20s will be condensed into a couple big moments, and you'll forget the rest. Just like how it is now with your childhood.
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>>85463457
>discards shit it doesn't need
Then tell my brain to discard all the shit I didn't like from high school that I still remember
Hell, discard the shit I liked too
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I'm displeased with how long my wait for death is taking. When will it end?
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>>85463165
Start suffering 24/7 and you'll see how slow time can pass

Does anyone ever just take a second to truly appreciate the design of their handheld computer device and its display

It's just such a powerful piece of technology it's unfathomably powerful it has the potential to make billions of dollars from me using it the right way somehow and it has access to almost all the information we have gathered throughout all of human history and you have near light speed human interaction and communication
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>>85463263
i wish jailbreaking iphones was easy and safe. it's a powerful computer and fully POSIX compatible. i need terminal access but dealing with android slop is a no-go
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Everything comes together so I can type fuck niggers on a Chinese cartoon website
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reminder every electronic device is made of sigils etched into special components which channel energy. much like water, it reflects what is projected onto it. be wise with what you do with them.
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Yes, my life is vastly improved by my pocket jew.
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>>85463263
I don't want to have a phone at all. The only reason I do is because it's an obligation. I hate smartphones. The battery should last two weeks, not a day and a half at most. It's loaded with spyware. Even without a smartphone, cell phones in general are so insecure that having one can be a death sentence for the wrong person.


I said, using the internet. I am very smart.

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imagine Iiterally seriously unironically

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You are using 180 degree adapters to hide the 24 pin connector cable on your motherboard, aren't you anon? Anon... oh no... ah, I guess just put the side panel on and hope nobody notices.
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>>85462660
This is mentally ill obsessive troon behavior.
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>>85462660
I am not scared of seeing cables in my computer, so i don't waste money on zoomzoom accessories like that.
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>>85462860
Okay, I ordered some adapters and cable ties for you
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>>85462660
>his case is made from heavy and fragile glass
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>>85462660
This sounds like some tranny shit. Go back to /g/.

>Your Mbti type (test https://www.idrlabs.com/test.php )
>What two types would you choose to be lost at sea with on a hyper awesome luxury boat for 9 months?
>(Optional) Do any types consistently make you feel down?

Turbie-Wurbie's Cutesy Test Link Compilation! UwU
https://pastebin.com/vedM4v6r

Pretty Patchv's Rundown on Depth Psychology
https://pastebin.com/1PYUQTpP

Reading Jung
https://jungiancenter.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Vol-6-psychological-types.pdf
https://www.wikisocion.net/en/index.php?title=Psychological_Types

Exploration into Enneagram

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Or was it ENFJ? ENFP? Shit, it's been a while, and letters don't like to letter for me.
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Playing with ENFJ-senpai is fine if you don't mind being ignored while she spends 90% of her time texting her lovies on discord, Snapchat, etc
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>>85463140
>>85463178
When's the last time enfj posted here? Stop speaking of the dead.
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>>85463054
>edgeslop
Please explain why people like this person.
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Where's the mbti?


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