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all the nazi sluts wants this dick
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>>77598836
WE LOVE OUR SCHIZO FREAK RUBY!!!!!!!! (sarcasm)
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i cant date a nazi girl im black
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ejejejjejeje

Day 535 of manifesting cute gf that has cool interests
Sink or swim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3se-ntr45A
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>>77598790
day thirty six of believing
ermmm picrel?
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>>77598982
Thank you for your support once again.
The pic is related to what I desire. Being with my cute gf in her adorable sundress. With us together in flower field or perhaps a beach. One day I'll experience such a thing and it will be peak.

What is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to you?

I once had my teacher making me play soccer against the kindergarden kids because I was so bad at it.
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>>77591814
Got growled at work for being slow and wandered around the production floor looking for a team to join, no one wanted me so I swept floors for the rest of the day. Got a call from the temp agency during break that it was my last day. Came home and mom was angry that I didn't close the garage before leaving, she called me worthless then kicked me out for the night. Parked outside my highschool when it got dark and thought about how long I've been a dumbass for. Tbh it weighs on me still and I've denied myself opportunities because I don't wanna fuck up like that again.
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>>77591814
When I was more active on chan discords I had a very public romantic fail with a teenage hapa girl.
All my internet friends made fun of me for it and some of them still do.
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>>77596193
What would you have done if they didn't leave the room and started chanting in hebrew while the head doctor took out a pair of scissors?
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>>77591814
>I once had my teacher making me play soccer against the kindergarden kids because I was so bad at it.

Those kindergarten kids don't even want to know how fucking hard I would have run them over if a teacher had done that to me.

His literal experiment would have lasted about thirty seconds and then they would have had to call for an ambulance for some 5 year old with two broken legs and a fractured skull.
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>>77598700
>No wonder she left me kek.
There should be more to relationships than one cringe sex experience.

Why didn't anyone teach incels how to get women while they were still young?
>you need to initiate, as women usually won't explicitly state that they like you. All they'll do is look at you, maybe laugh at your jokes, but they will almost never tell you directly. .
>you need to take risks. Just go for it. There's a chance you can be rejected but it's worth trying. What's the worst that can happen? If they say no, there's tons of others out there.
>You need to use sly implications and innuendo
>You need to demonstrate value
>You need to be somewhat stoic, avoid being too silly or effeminate
>You need to eat more and lift weights and look as strong as possible
>You need to never show insecurity or self doubt, always act confident even if you're not
It's neglect on a massive scale. I bet 80+% of them just never got any help or advice at all from parents or siblings or anyone. I know that's how it was for me. My mother's solution for everything when I was a teenager was just "go to a therapist and take medication". Sure, there are some that may be very physically unattractive, or have severe mental disabilities, but most probably just never learned how to fit into the male gender role because nobody gave a shit about teaching them. Everyone around them just assumed they would automatically figure everything out with no role models or guidance.
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Humans are complex and awesome, stop searching for manuals for something that doesn't exist.
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>>77598981
Being instructed about how females work by a relative or older friend is much better than being left to your devices defenseless against mind viruses like inceldom.
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>>77598973
I get that when you're older it seems like it's fucking impossible to follow and not specific enough. But obviously if you're a parent or role model of some kind you would give specific examples and encourage the kid to try it out. That's another part of the problem. Lack of encouragement and positive reinforcement. If you get none of that, why would you have confidence or believe that you can succeed? And when you're a teenager, there's room for error. You have time to practice and girls are more lenient. When you get older, they expect you to be a perfect normalfag with years of experience.
>>77598981
No. Humans are just another species of animal. If you went into any high school or college campus, you can reliably predict that the guys with no friends or girlfriends are going to be the ones that are risk avoidant, shy, weak looking, outwardly insecure. There are types of behavior that will generally produce a successful outcome and there are those that won't.
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>>77598849
If only girls were taught to be kind and respectful to boys
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>>77598981
>b-but there's no manual
>already making excuses
>t. will be a terrible parent

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My life would legitimately improve with the addition of a gf

>reason to get out of bed
>someone to talk to
>someone to protect
>would know at least one person cares about me
>would not be alone after work
>improved health and mental state from decreased isolation

Had to struggle through everything in life alone. Can only imagine how much better things couldve been if just had someone in my corner for once. Gf havers downplay the benefits
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>>77598713
>>reason to get out of bed
>>someone to talk to
>>someone to protect
>>would know at least one person cares about me
>>would not be alone after work
>>improved health and mental state from decreased isolation
this is basically the cure for 80% of male ailments. loneliness, isolation, unemployment, whatever. we still have caveman software.
>if man has no reason to spend energy, stay in energy saving mode
>if man has reason to spend energy, spend energy for reason
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All the dudes with failed relationships will just tell you this is impossible and to give up. Ignore them and keep trying. I've seen literal drug addicted dudes get their lives put together after they found their woman for fucks sake.
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naw i've realized that dating just isn't for me and have completely given up. it's sucks having to accept that you'll be alone for the rest of your life but i know i have to do that for the sake of my own sanity
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>>77598713
normies try to gaslight you into thinking that you dont need a relationship and should "focus yourself" because they want you to be alone and not try to get girls
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>>77598713
lmao NT brainer is bound to his monke desires SEXOO SEXOOOOO WAHHHHHH NO HECKIN PARTNER keepcseething

literally all I want is someone to hug and cuddle and who cares about my feelings and loves me and wants me to be happy.
is this so much to ask for? does this shit even exist?
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>>77598777
hi chickn
not being poly might help
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>>77598786
I don't know who you're mistaking me for or what poly means sorry
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>>77598777
Why don't you just cuddle with some big ugly fat man uwu
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>>77598777
It is too much to ask for apparently. It was not meant for us
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>>77598777
does the gender of said person matter?

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why would any straight man ask for anal when the puss is cleaner and feels better?
it just doesn't make any sense.
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>>77595796
I've never had sex but I imagine the anus is tighter. And you have to switch things up sometimes.
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>>77597950
are you mohammed? because how do you know that
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>>77597950
anon....explain yourself
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>>77595796
An ass this big is begging for some anal though
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>>77598910
she's 14 sicko

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how do people like this not kill themselves? i look just SLIGHTLY weird and get picked on by strangers EVERY TIME i go outside and it makes me want to kill myself. but this guy has a smile on? i am permanently in sadness/fear mode every time i go outside because i know what i'll have to deal with from evil strangers
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>>77598912
dude has great personality
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He looks like he could be a world class wumpagoniac
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>>77598912
for example, yesterday i got picked on by 3 random men on motorcycles while i was just sitting on a park bench minding my own business. (btw im a man, 6'4, lanklet) they started calling me "little timmy" and say "aw is little timmy going to beat us up you think if we go over there?" (they were contemplating going over to me to start trouble), so i started death staring them to hopefully make them not come over to me, they said "AWW what's little timmy gonna do?" and one started to come over to me, but his friend touched his shoulder and said nah and they got on their bikes and drove off
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>>77598946
btw i look like an alien thats why i get picked on. 6'4 lanklet with alien shaped skull and features
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>>77598912
That retard seems to enjoy life quite a lot. Munching on a bag of peanuts or whatever the fuck it was in that one webm, never see people that happy

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I am the loneliest anon on the board, prove me wrong
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>>77598871
No one ever replies to me so I am lonelier than OP :(
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>>77598885
WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHpHxLZReiI
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>>77598885
joker or the onsie? what's in the box? proof?
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>>77598871
>>77598902
(you) happy now?
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>>77598929
I want more... But I know I shouldn't

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How do Asian men even cope with this? I mean jesus christ, look at the size of that thing. Tiny chang dicklets just can't compete. No wonder Asian babes love white men so much. Taller, more masculine, bigger cocks. Sorry Asian boys, but your women belong to white men.
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man that's so hot
then they're just forced to feel envy arousal and blow their load and be angry rewiring their brain for ww3
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>>77598516
The reality is white men have 4 inch penises mostly
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>>77598716
Can confirm, most men have 4 inch penises
>t. 6 1/2 inch white man
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>>77598583
The prevalence of hyper-wide fisheyes in JAV has irritated me for many years, I'm very glad I'm not alone on having this piss me off
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>>77598516
I don't know why but this gif gives me the impression that her pussy still nos like hell and god do I want a sniff.

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>thicc mommies are now signaling that average PPs are the best
Ignore toasty roasties, teenage e-girls, and trannies. We're winning boys.

WAGMI.
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>>77597926
At least you have roasties eager to maim themselves just to feel your male presence inside them, most dicklets would kill their family just to have your life.
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>>77597913
Yes; rolling friction
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>>77597032
>>77597101
damn, robots really are retarded. how bout you suck my cock instead of pretending shills aren't shills
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>>77596876
Who is this? The only name being Bella isn't helping
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>>77596876
wonder if all her Of videos are average dick man as stellars

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Imagine that mental illnesses were easy to fix like going to the doctor, they scan your brain and give you a medication that cures it.

How much suffering would be ended in this world. Including myself.
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>>77598110
most mental illnesses develop as a protective mechanism from shit you don't even remember but affected you as a small child
shit like hoarding disorder being caused by someone who's parents move a bunch so they would constantly lose toys and friends, and they hold onto even worthless shit just to hold onto it and keep it.
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>Be a good person and God will help you!

I always tried to be a good person and all of that and be responsible, etc. And what did I get in return from God, fate, karma or whatever you want to call it? Suffering, loneliness and nothing more.
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>>77598678

I would say that applies more to the "disorders". The proper mental illnesses like schizophrenia are wild as fuck.
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>>77598802

You've got to pray.
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>>77598074
I've actually been thinking about this a lot. We know so little about the brain.

Imagine that instead of doctors just checking your blood pressure, heart rate or taking a CT scan of your heart and telling you exactly what's going on and what pills to take or what procedure to get done, they just sat you down, numbed you out with drugs and asked you questions about how you feel about your heart heart, give you 'coping strategies' and then sent you home.

That's what's happening now with brains. A lot of my hopes lies in the advance of neuroscience the following decades.

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>dm oneitis
>ignored
>have dream where she hugs me from behind and buys us ice cream cones

Thank you brain for reminding me of what I will never have
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>>77597633
I dm mine once in a while and she answers half of the times
I mostly say cute shit about her selfies
she also has me in close friends, helps my imagination and fuels my desire
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>>77598449
Post link to selfies so I can cuck masturbate to her.

Life hasn't been the same since omegle left. What have you guys been doing to fill it's void
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>>77598640
imagine not being far too anxious to even consider using such a website. also best place to start, if you want to get screenrecording by zoomer succubi and get into "creepy guy compilation number 783736"
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>>77598640
Omegle was for normies too lazy to go outside. Good riddance.
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>>77598651
I only ever used the text chat I could never use the video chat.
>>77598677
I liked getting conversations
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>>77598640
Watching Paul "Gypsycrusader" Miller go on monkey and ometv and call for total death on niggers, jews, faggots and trannies and other degenerates of this world. Heil Hitler and go back to africa nigger.

Is it just me or do people nowadays build their entire personality and character around the type of media they consume?
>Inb4 those are only fandoms on the internet
I thought that too but from my interactions with people irl they also seem to only have interest in pop culture shit like movies and popular video games and oh boy don't let me start on zoomers and their entire "belonging to a fandom" culture, like seriously even their memes, speak and ideas can only come from whatever type of media is popular at the moment.
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>>77598549
>>77598558
Someone actually published an Elvish-Klingon bilingual dictionary, the only human language or letters in it are on the copyright page. I'm sure he'd be spinning in his grave if he found out
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>>77598670
None of that is goyslop and I care about my family and culture.
This attitude is the problem, you're essentially severing yourself from the real world and the only thing left is media consumption. That's why people just live in marvel inside their heads all day because they have rejected everything else.
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>>77598709
Family, culture, and all those other things will always be a part of someone's identity. It's those things + goyslop, not just gotslop even if that's what they enjoy talking about most
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this is my favorite song, i haven't used cocaine and don't plan to. what does this say about my personality?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypyECoZjuhc
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>>77598670
>No one cares about your family or culture.
Spoken like a true mutt...


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