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>Tries to dig dirt on her husband
>Finds nothing
>Still seethes

wtf was her problem?
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>>83306573
> its not because I'm a frigid bitch, he must be cheating.

I've had women do this, they ignore the real explanation, that you repeatedly told them about and just assume you are cheating.
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>>83306573
>>83306582
>>83306659

bold of you to assume we know who this is OP
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>>83306659
What, like you stopped fucking them because they are cunts and they assume you are cheating?
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>>83306573
Rita rip two psycho husbands damaged goods so it be
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>>83306689
>like you stopped fucking them
99% of the time women stop fucking the men and still accuse them of cheating anyways

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isn't it funny how avatar and trip fags never stick around, like, where's that faggot ruby?
last time i checked it seemed as if he was having a mental breakdown and was trying to open an online store? lol
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>>83307642
>last time i checked it seemed as if he was having a mental breakdown and was trying to open an online store? lol
he's still doing that every single day? he just changed his name slightly
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>>83307642
Dont encourage them by giving them attention you triple nigger
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>>83307642
As far as I know he has never been mentally well, I only wish him the best though
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Retarded attempt at samefagging from the retarded troon tripfag.
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>>83307669
>he just changed his name slightly
i forgot his new name
>>83307655
link?
>>83307742
i'm too busy playing midnight club 2 to samefag right now

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hi guys it's meatie, i'm going to the dollar store later if anyone wants something
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>>83306168
You seem to think its like one guy who thinks you're an ingratiating simp faggot on here, its at least 3 people in this thread alone.
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>>83306285
my words are the same for all of them, really
these anons are inadvertently looking out for me and i appreciate them for it, simple as that
seriously, anons here have always kept me good company and i'm thankful for that, lol

i hope things have been going well for you, anon
treat yourself to something nice this weekend, aye?
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>>83306073
yes it's started snowing a couple weeks ago ~w~ winter is my least favorite season because i run cold (probably an anemia thing).,.....,., i got myself a pair of snow pants tho so it's much more manageable !!! :D
and no, no single public transport goes from my place to the dollar store, i'd have to catch multiple buses T^T i dislike busing
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>>83306082
I'm honestly inclined to agree my man why do you care what she does? Don't you talk to that Neptune chick who was also horny posting shit?
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>>83306767
underage midwest girl @_@

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I sucked a dick because I rolled dubs in a /b/ thread and enjoyed it

A Lot
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>>83302315
Geg many such cases.
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>>83302315
If only I wasn't a massive fucking pussy I'd be such a degen
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>>83305260
Just pb it. I'm sure someone won't mind you holding them down while you suck their soul out
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>>83306092
I don't know what pb is and I don't want to suck dick, I want my dick sucked.
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>>83302315
Nah diddy ahh blud is tweakin

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Why aren't you fit?
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>>83303931
I used to be bigger than the fuckboy on your picture and got no pussy whatsoever. I just practice actual sports nowadays.
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>>83304157
Wait do you look like the ripped guy? No reason...
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>>83306463
If you think you are not in control of your own body then you are schizophrenic or something go get treatment
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>>83303931
I got ran over once so I can't do a lot of lifting but I run and hike a lot. I like running it gets me high and seeing cool views in nature is nice, but I'll never really be muscular like a lifter and I have surgical scars anyway.
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I could never reach the point where it got me women, and it took too much effort and time.

I honestly don't give a fuck about my image, I can look like a monster for all I care. So if it doesn't get me the promise of a partner, I just won't do it.

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>due diligence
based

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What do you think on her perspective?
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i take what she says with a grain of salt, you should too. she's still dropping trou for chad after all
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>>83304726
>>83304817
They would have more interesting things to say

>what's your perspective on me, as a human?
>I WANT CARROTS CAN I HAVE A CARROT CAN I PLEASE HAVE CARROTS I LIKE CARROTS
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Women are really just very mentally ill people

I have experienced the feeling of women being attracted to me, crying over me, orgasming with my dick, but also completely despising me and seeing me as a walking wallet/utility

Just don't take anything they say seriously
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>>83307410
She becomes delusional and mispercieves to protect her heart from remembering her truth.
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>>83307410
I've always maintained the opinion that almost all women are schizo-affective to some extent

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I do not have any hobbies and I do not care to. I do not enjoy doing things that require effort why do I have to pretend I do? I do not enjoy learning things or doing work either. It is all fucking trash. It is not my fault I have a low processing speed I hate how my parents lecture and they rid excite me into thinking I am smart and it is my fault I am bad at things. Fuck them
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So are you just going to keep up the self pity and excuses the rest of your life instead of giving anything a try?
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>>83307563
I have given things a try
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>>83307379
It's comical how all baby boomers are delusional narcissists and think their kids are "gifted" smart people that'll be some big success super stars no matter how retarded they are or how much evidence piles up they're dumb losers. My cousin is a bald morbidly obese manlet that is slowly dying of alcoholism and my aunt was CONVINCED he would be a big shot lawyer or a doctor his entire life and said so repeatedly. Lead poisoning and television really made an entire generation detached from reality.

even in my dreams i can't get people to interact with me. the same nightmares of abandonment. berated, annoyed with, frustrated at. even in dreams i can control, that's all there is, all there's ever been.
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>>83306256
>but what
anything you say is pointless. no rebuttal works. if my ol frens wanted to talk to me, they would. they don't.

>Maybe that's just a dead account or something.
i think you may have missed the part where i said getting tea, as in, real life. as in, there are multiple places means and ways to contact. heck, they even know where i live. don't fill my head with false hope and dreams, i really don't want that.
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>>83306287
I understand. I don't miss my old friends, I don't even understand/feel the need to "have" friends. The less people I have to deal with, the better... However it seems like you're the one who should be initiating hangouts because you sound like the glue.
What happened, anyways? Did you just drift apart?
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>>83306486
yeah that's me! i always propose ideas, hangouts, things to do. i make things happen. there was no drifting part, it was an explosive detonation because i tried to desperately pull people closer and the truth is there's no place for me in people's lives! and they're right! i don't belong. i'm an ugly, clingy, needy mess. i can be patient and accept only hearing from people every 2-4 weeks, as long as i know it will come. when that's ripped away, i explode.

>but
no, i have done absolutely everything, anything, literally all of it i will slam my mouse against the wall the next time i receive empty platitudes. i have exhausted every item, option, everything in life to find the connections i want and i always end up short.
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>>83306597
Well they just might not have been your people, you know? I hope you find people who treat you well fren.
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>>83307715
yes, cumulative decades of "not my people". no, unfortunately, i have found people who treat me well and give me the dopamine i crave, but i am not the same in their eyes and thus i do not get to be any closer at all. i am malformed and irreparable.

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Stop being gay and stop masturbating. You're destroying billions of years of lineage and evolution.
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>>83307021
>years of lineage and evolution.
hopefully
history of my family is just one mentally illness after another
sick people make more sick people
This should end
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>>83307411
I wish more people would be this compassionate
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>>83307021
I'll live my sorry life of degeneracy and then I'll leave everything to some ultra religious church that's against homosexuality and immigration
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>>83307021
You're right.
I'll have to speak to all those single, kind, generous young women who are virgins and are wanting to start families in a lifelong partnership with me.
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>>83307021
No, I don't think I will. The greatest revenge I can have against my father is to ensure his bloodline dies with me and boasting all the while about it. Feels good to have power. I get to remind him every time he asks when I'm going to get married that he is the reason I won't get married or have children.

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I want to watch my gf talk to a smarter man and see me struggle to chime into the convo.
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At least he's not a retarded troon tripfag that belongs on tumblr
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>>83307520
>never realized you spell Proust with a P
How the fuck did he think it was spelled?
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>>83307541
nah, i've talked to enough girls online and irl to know they don't want to talk shop with me, but will bend over backward to do it with other guys
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i still want to be in control though
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>>83307576
Broust :DDDDD

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the more you are know...
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your post makes me sleepy
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>>83306762
the kinda realism Project Zomboid needs

Wonderful Winter Waifus edition

>"You look cold, Anon. Let's warm up together."

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>>83307278
>"Maybe all you need is to have some sweaty cabin sex, it works for us"
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Man i miss the summer, wish it was summer already
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>>83307349
>"Well at least I have the sweaty part covered after this snow shovelling shit!"

>>83307403
same

Work now, laters /aiwg/
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>"Spring is in the air, time to make babies"
Oh no it's the season
>>83307421
have work at fun
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>"It is so comfy here in the cabin with you, warming each other up on this lovely winter day"

Nighty night thread got to sleep, might clean my room tomorrow

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I had an argument with my mom again today and I told her she doesn't know shit about my job market because she was making light of an English teaching position I found overseas, in Cambodia.

I got angry and told her to shut her damn mouth because those asian countries are where ESL teachers are mostly in demand but she just doesn't get it and thinks you will easily find a job as an English teacher in Europe or the US.

Which doesn't make fucking sense because these countries already have a high level of English proficiency or just hire directly natives since the UK is an hour away. Being a non-native bilingual speaker is almost a death sentence and I really hate that, so I have to try and get hired wherever I can to get started somewhere.

I still feel bad about overreacting, but as a 27 year old man I'm fucking tired of living with my parents.
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>>83307202
>you want to move to japan this is not the way man
Which other ways do I even have? Nobody is hiring me in this fucking shit hole because "no experience" and I can't make experience unless I work for schools for free. I'm not slaving for them when I have a master's degree and a CELTA and I've been learning English since I was 11 so I'm perfectly bilingual. I'm currently working on Native Camp in the hopes of building connections and using that experience to boost my cv but fucking recruiters will always find a way to discard me. Also being an ALT in Japan isn't easy if you're non-native unless you are very lucky and get hired by some shitty schools or have connections with eikaiwas.
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my mom had the weird idea of me being an ESL tutor in my local country too, she must think it's an in-demand job that only degree holders can choose rofl
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>>83307308
look i'm not going to gaslight you i don't know the answers to those questions i still have faith that you're gmi as an eng teacher in japan but if the job search goes awry there's always
>marry a jap woman
>work as a wagie (mcdonalds, train driver, etc)
looks a bit grim tho
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>>83307394
>look i'm not going to gaslight you i don't know the answers to those questions i still have faith that you're gmi as an eng teacher in japan but if the job search goes awry there's always
You know I could technically move to Japan and keep teaching online, eventually I will move to better paying platforms. However
>these online jobs are freelance and don't offer a stable contract, therefore no contributions for your retirement
>i have no idea how the japanese law works, but if you make more than 5000 euros as a freelancer in Italy you must open a business and pay taxes
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>>83305953
be nice to your mother anon. she loves you and only wants what is best for you. give her a hug.

Is asceticism the answer? I feel like completely giving up is the most productive thing I could do, but I am afraid
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>>83307565
Middle path is more gooder. Just chill and do barely enough to get by. Quiet quit on life.


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