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after years of being an invisible khhv i finally got a boyfriend. from years of rubbing my clit alone i cant cum from sex anymore. im not even useful for my sole purpose of pleasing him and getting pregnant when he doesnt enjoy fucking me for that reason. i was defective from conception. jfl
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>>85309966
So teach him how you like to jerk it. Using your own hand like an idiot.
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>>85309966
Not being able to come from vaginal stimulation alone is not all that uncommon with women. It doesn't have anything to do with how much you gooned before.

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So one of my roommates is a 21yo amab who is beginning the process of transitioning. (I've seen her receiving hormones as well as heard her discussing this with her online therapist). Still she already has a perky and somewhat prominent butt, a cute face and cute mannerisms (being 5'2 helps). How do I approach her without scaring her? (am male 28 yo, very masc, we study at the same uni but I'm in a graduate program.) I really want to pound her cute ass.
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>>85308257
tell her you can massage her to help the estrogen distribute
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>>85308276
Bro called him an aberration lmao
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>>85308257
what is an amab someone needs to make a chart or something explaining all these tranny terms
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>>85308257
call her a faggot it works every time
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>>85308257
Imao stupid faggot

people cant handle mentally ill bitches because they go "omg i want muh histrionic jirai attentionwhore so freaking bad!!!" then they GET the histrionic landmine girl attention whore and she's ACTUALLY mentally ill after being abused as a child. soooo fucking ANNOYIIIINGGGGUHHH. i cant hold down a JOB but at least no one can hold me down as a girlfriend desuuuu

STAY UP SEE ME IN THE STRIP CLUBS YALL
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>>85309341
>traumatized stripper
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>>85309341
Women can't handle mentally ill men. You're not special.
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>>85309341
Please translate this bizzare vernacular into more refined and clear English.

>Certainly, Sir. Rendered into clearer, more refined English while preserving the rather chaotic sentiment:
People often romanticize mentally ill women, imagining that they want a dramatic, attention-seeking "jirai-kei" girlfriend. Then, when they actually enter a relationship with a histrionic and emotionally unstable woman--whose behavior may stem from genuine childhood abuse--they discover that the reality of serious mental illness is considerably less charming than the fantasy.
>>I find this attitude profoundly irritating. I may be unable to maintain steady employment, but apparently no one can maintain a steady relationship with me either.
>>In any event, I remain awake, and you may find me at the strip clubs.

>The original is essentially self-deprecating gallows humor: "People fetishize the aesthetic and behavior associated with troubled women, but cannot cope when the woman actually has the psychological problems they supposedly found attractive." The final two lines abruptly turn this into a boast/joke about her own instability and nightlife.
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>>85309373
I mean nudes are always acceptable
s1chuansucc@gmail.com
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Dear mods, please remove this konpyu troon spam thread or move it to the >>>/trash/ where it belongs (1)

Thank you

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What are your thoughts on this orange man and his associates?
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>>85306350
Feel his energy. It is the contrary of this: https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1782752978561796.webm
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>>85309617
>and also ban H1B
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He can just raise tariffs to pay for the war reperrations to Iran
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>>85309639
>>85309646
https://www.brookings.edu/articles/macroeconomic-implications-of-immigration-flows-in-2025-and-2026-january-2026-update/
>We conclude that net migration was likely close to zero or negative over calendar year 2025 for the first time in at least half a century. Specifically, we estimate that net migration was between -295,000 and -10,000 for the year. For 2026, we project net migration is likely to remain in negative territory.
I don't think any other president has been able to deliver that
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>>85306350
He's the nation's first real black president

>Obese
>Loves KFC
>Smells like shit
>Talks like a literal gorilla
>Berates women
>Starts fights with black people
>Appeals to low IQ retards
>Rapist
>Loves violence (UFC)
>Obsessed with making everything look like gold (bling bling)
>Has never read a book in his life

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how to speak to low iq foids
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Talk to them about love island
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>>85308227
you don't; you take action
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>>85308227
Please to be getting the fuck off the internet until you learn english.

>>85308593
Dunning Kruger.
Low IQ foids are unironically the ones that think they're the smartest. But they're not. So they are easily placated by saying shit like
>Wow you're really smart huh?
Over stupid normal shit everyone can do.
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>>85308227
I asked one about her hobbies and she said idk
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Wheres battur

im trying to call him out

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am i marrying the right girl
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Well anon
How would we know?
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>>85309280
If you are asking that question then the answer is no
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gotta catchem all

yep
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>>85309280
if a woman is outside around with a tank top like that during summer time I should legally be allowed to lift up her arm and smell and lick her armpit whenever I want

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>going on a date with a guy
>my mom texts me asking if i remembered to shave my pussy
mom i'm not a slut!!!
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>>85308905
kinda but it's not like that. she is just really strict about grooming.>>85308905
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>>85308852
You're a retarded man. So how did you get the idea for this bait thread bro
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>>85308852
>>85308914
Tell her the shaving meme is over. Boys like bushes again.
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>>85309545
Maybe OPs mom is trying to make her fail and have a bad time.
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>>85308852
>thinks you're going to fuck on the first date
says more about you than it does about her no offense

From old times, when there was people in here.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1786303420068938.webm
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>>85309919
she isnt gonna fuck you originally nigga
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>>85309950
Nigga, I made more sex in this lifetime than you ever will. Sorry to inform you. Not really.
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streamer advertising spam
belongs on >>>/trash/
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If you know streamers you're fucking gay.
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>>85309927
So tell to us short story

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Fucking stupid fucking cat shitted in my backyard and I stepped in it. Now I gotta clean my shoes before bed.
Imagine owning a catgirl and she shits in your backyard? Imagine how hot that would be

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what would happen if a woman had no socks?
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>>85309858
>women with no socks
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>>85309858
her feet would be exposed to the elements
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horny thread
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what would happen if a woman had socks and sandals?

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you people are so fucking illiterate, jesus christ
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Sorry but Im confused on what your point is desu. Can you explain?
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>>85309857
i think that is we women don't live in his ideal world, which he considers the "true" bluepill to him, i guess.
aside from that, "women aren't attracted to men" isn't a substantiated claim, as women do experience attraction to men, but they experience sexuality differently. context heavily changes their arousal, where it doesn't for us. just because women are the prettier gender, and women don't experience intial attraction the same way the vast majority of the time, women are still capable of being attracted to men.
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>>85309833
I'm happy that the original thread got filtered for me.
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screenshots from social media sites should be banned, including 4chan. People have just taken the liberty lately to respam their failed threads/comments.

Send this shit to >>>/trash/, where the fuck are the mods

Why do people become weird when they haven't had sex?
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>>85309419
https://vocaroo.com/1nHS29YrOFOh
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>>85309419
>you're not worthy
>by the way you're a bad person if that offends you
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Whats weird is what niggas will do for pussy
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>>85309419
because as a man having sex is the only way to cure mental illness
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It's a symptom of bigger issues, which are what make you weird

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How would I go about finding lonely, horny women in their 30s to sext with casually? I mostly wanna show off my muscles/abs and feel slutty.
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airtalk
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>>85305834
what is airtalk
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>>85304290
curious to know this too desu
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I wish I could find a nice hagbot
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>>85307079
omegle with only audio

I'm an autistic female, so I become friends, almost accidentally, with other female autists, just to always find out they're trans men. I don't have anything wrong with it but what causes this? I have thoughts about being a man, but I'd never transition and I don't even actually want to be a man, I just want to fill a male type role in a relationship. Is this just something that's happening to me? Am I just attracting this type of person somehow? I always attract lgbtq+ people to me just by existing, I get told I look lesbian, I'm not. I wonder if that's what's happening and this isn't actually some kind of pipeline. Or maybe we're just susceptible for transitioning?
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weaponised porn and propaganda
autists, especially young autists, are almost all unconfertable in thier own skin so fuckers have an easier time convincing them that being trans is an empowering identity. Regular women fall under that spell once it becomes mainstream
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>>85309007
i am going to anwser you in the most genuine way i can:

because autistic women have dificulties entablishing relationships with males, they usually go deep down into yaoi and homosexual erotica, wich is basically is equal to porn/hentai for cis men. autistic women have a hard time at flirting because they dont know the etiquette or social cues very well so they catalyze their sexuality into the yaoi subculture and internalize their attaction to male into their own self, developing autoandrophilia or AAP (the atraction of oneself as the male gender). autistic people both men and women are by all means people unable to get into normal relationships, so the fantasy of being the desired gender not only is exciting because the sexual innuendo but basically it gives you a fantasy to live the exact opposite of what society expects you to be, wich is liberating, specially on women in wich historically have lived on a profound self-hate due them being aware that men only recognize them as sexual objects and not intelectual equals (this awareness exist both in autistic and neurotypical woman). you mix this kind of psychological result with a society that basically tells you that your whole notion of self is fluid, and a agressive market that basically weaponized young women into a liberal mindset of being a self-determinate and auto-substained individual and you get the pooners. young women are usually very much easier to lure, adult woman have a strong sense of self, though both zoomers and milenials seem to be existing on some kind of meta-regression of some sorts. of course there is a lot of more nuance and everything i say it can be extrapolated to trans woman as well. god knows how many incels from /r9k/ transitioned because their lack of sexual life made them inverse their sexuality
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>>85309453
Orkz don't even have wonen, ya git.

>>85309649
>because autistic women have dificulties entablishing relationships with males, they usually go deep down into yaoi and homosexual erotica, wich is basically is equal to porn/hentai for cis men. autistic women have a hard time at flirting because they dont know the etiquette or social cues
Clearly you've never met an autistic woman.
Every single one I know, their problem is they can't connect with men on any deeper level (because they're trying to connect with NT men, who obviously do not understand their feelings or struggles.)
None of them have a problem getting dates or bfs, their problems are finding a real, meaningful relationship that makes them feel seen/heard/loved instead of something superficial or transactional.
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Homosexual spam about trans pipelines belongs in the containment board >>>/lgbt/

Fuck off to your containment board, homosexual aberration
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>>85309733
>clearly you've never met an autistic woman

yeah i have

>Every single one I know, their problem is they can't connect with men on any deeper level

no woman can connect with a man in profoundity because all women lack profoundity

>none of them have a problem getting dates or bfs, their problems are finding a real, meaningful relationship that makes them feel seen/heard/loved instead of something superficial or transactional

true, maybe i wasn't right about that, but regardless i think the main point is that they are more exploitable

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Is ovulation really as intense as women describe it?
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>>85308154
>>85308550
>>85308693
Only virgins get b8ed this easily
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>>85308044
I literally don't even notice it
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>>85308729
>Short cited
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>>85308044
it clearly is on some level. women fuck men they wouldnt even dream of when "ovulating" so something is rewiring their brain in some way
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>>85308044
It's different for different women. Really bad for me, seen other women say they don't notice anything at all.


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