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AI IS MY MOTHER AI IS MY FRIEND AI IS MY BRAIN ALL MY THOUGHTS GO TROUGH AI

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his majesty still hasn't posted
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>>85142798
this is crazy, hjow the fuck do you people know about this guy.

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>TFW the girl you've been chatting with for 3 weeks turns out to be a niggress
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I never got to find a qt black fembot. I don't know where everyone finds them
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>>85141518
Blacks generally stay in their home area so they're not just gonna magically appear if you live in mexican town or something.
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>>85139030
lol fr
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>>85138959
Racist Hollywood media makes people subconsciously dislike black women by casting really ugly black women in roles they don't fit in.
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>>85142812
Sounds like even robots are NPCs then

I've never seen a pussy in person. I've only ever seen one through a screen.
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>>85142448
anon i will show you one
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>>85142448
Did you grow up in a rich area? In our non well off neighborhood seeing one was easier than one would imagine, either through wardrobe malfunction or because the horny one from your social circle would show it to you.
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>>85142690
>inb4 the mirror
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>>85142764
I grew up in a poor and conservative neighborhood, and I rarely left home to meet enough females for that to happen.
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>>85142448
I shared a bedroom with my sister and she'd be naked half of the time because she knew it made me mad. Only children with incest fantasies are delusional because that shit is fucking gross.

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I have massive ones and sometimes they get in the way.
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>>85142734
That's not a healthy horse.
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>>85142734
Picture is tripping me out man

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I woke up a bit too late to bump, again.
No eurofriends anymore on this site?
Whoever posted this, its rad.
Drawthread p3 post weekend blahs
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>>85139172
>>85135150
What movie is it from?
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>>85139626
The first sketches are from Secretary, the others from L'ennui.
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>>85139557
I've never heard of L'ennui but I'm just the right amount of emotionally distraught to escape into a new book so I will give it a shot.

>>85139626
The movie is secretary (2002)
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Are you drawing, son?
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Posted without much of a comment.

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Making this thread again, anon who wants to record themself getting rejected by foids irl. My life is at rock bottom and I want to be humiliated for the world to see. I bought a bunch of equipment and figured out how to use it I just need an audience now.
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>>85141978
Follow my kick i will make a video to prove im serious and yeah there will be another thread
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>>85141653
followed anon
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>>85141653
actually something maybe interesting on this godforsaken site
u better fucking deliver op you niggerfaggot
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now looking for nsfw but what anime character is the image you attached?
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>>85142766
tomoko from watemote

Thank God I don't have a sister. Imagine having a sister and knowing that one day some guy is going to fuck her. It's disgusting.
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that is why you fuck her first
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>>85142741
yeah i agree. i wish i had a white brother. i would let him fuck me so much
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>>85142730
my sisters boyfriend is this short chinese guy and ive fantasized about cucking him a few times and i felt bad because he's a nice guy and my sisters kinda beat now that shes in her 30s
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My sister left her panties in my room the other day by mistake. I fapped to it. My sister owes me sex

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I have never.
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>>85140383
i can't even comprehend how i'd even initiate having sex, much less getting a woman to see me that way to begin with
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yes a few times. the girl i had sex with told me she pregnant. she told her daughters we had sex with.
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>>85140383
A couple times with a dog.
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>>85142739
Did he buy you a drink afterwards?
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>>85142761
No but he licked his own cum out of my ass after he pulled out.

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Have any robots here successfully started an online business selling pictures of their hairy butts? I've always been told I have a nice butt but I'm not a tranny. Is there any way to capitalize on my hairy butt with other fags and still maintain my anonymity?
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>look how shitty I can be. I didn't produce anything of value in a long time. I chose to be a sorry arse loser. It is my choice and I know it
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im a drug addict.
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Findomme gay bottoms on /trash/ and twitter
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>>85142284
>thoughts of a burger-flipping high-school student
>most definitely a porn consumer

Thread for musicians to share their music and talk about music creation. Beat makers, instrumentalists, singers, composers, and music fans all welcome!

Thread question: What artists have been influencing your tastes as of late? For me, I've been listening to a lot of Morricone. A lot of his film scores are really driving the musical inspiration of a story I'm working on.
https://youtu.be/D4W17gTumi8
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>>85141711
Do they not like that song or something? Ive never gone in /mu/ I dont know what they dont like
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i get the feeling this thread's just gonna be a dick measuring contest instead of anything cool
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>>85141719
How much do you charge? Or were you a teacher/lecturer?
>>85141731
I don't really remember. They probably just called me a pseudointellectual or something. You can find the post on the archives and make your own judgement. Someone else found the post before when I told them
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Wrote this short piano piece some time ago
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>>85140392
Technically I am one but I can't get anything done

>It's too fucking hot right now
>Everything I make sounds like shit and I barely understand the software
>Nothing I do with it will ever really make any difference in my life

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Have any of you stayed at a hostel? Considering traveling and doing it for a night to meet people.
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>>85142262
Yeah, i am. I was a giga chad by all defintions, but it was transition or kms.

I made for a very handsome man, and now i am a beautiful woman. Some people just got dem genes
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>>85139802
I did in nyc. It was fine especially compared to how expensive a hotel would be. Only downside was sleeping with 5 smelly middle-age french people.
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>>85142365
>french people.

The rudest group of people I've ever come across
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>>85142365
Are the bathrooms sharer? And showers? How many beds a room?
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>>85139802
cute but not chubby enough

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Is it true that anons will go CRAZY if you post foxgirls to /r9k/??
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>>85142630
My sanity is declining, but it was also declining before the thread so Im not sure if it had any affect
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>>85142627
The have the instincts of a feline but the loyalty of canines. It's the best of both.
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>>85142636
Awwww there there
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>>85142714
fuuuuck i wish i was a cute little shota again shotadeath is brutal
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>>85142726
For a foxgirl that has lived for over a hundreds of years, you'll still be her little shota.

Well? What do Asian men do when they give up?
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>>85142384
it's fine you're some sort of seething brownoid who's never seen a white baby before.
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jerk off my tiny dih
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>when a white man gives up he marries an asian
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>>85140375
>Hopefully invent some kind of AI robot wife.
they are working on it
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I give up. Where is she? Let's go ice skating together. Lets go to the fair. Let's go play outside in the snow in the middle of night when everyone is asleep. Where is my Asian girlfriend?

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just noticed my ass is covered in stretch marks
>male
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>>85142500
be less gay, be less fat.
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>>85142522
oddly specific but very real
>>85142523
no thank you
>>85142525
man i am 6 foot 2 and165 lbs, theres not much left to lose
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trynna fugg bby ey?
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>>85142583
how did you get stretch marks if you're not gaining weight, were you 30 pounds lighter a month ago
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>>85142679
yeah. i got depressed and ate a fuck ton while doing almost no exercise
>>85142660
not particularly


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