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I'm going to cuddle with a teenage girl tonight. I'm really nervous, robots.
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Chris Hansen got arrested so he got away this time
She's coming in 20 minutes. Its happening bros, I'm excited, I'm tense as fuck.

If I end up on the news, I regret nothing. If I don't end up on the news, well shit.
Can we expect a thread in the morning about how it went?
If thats what you want. All I'm doing is cuddling with her and going to sleep so the update would be quite boring if all goes well.
tell us how the sex is

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I get really high legally. I order kratom and CBD hemp flower and I get really fucking high. people tell me cbd doesn't get them high but I feel kinda high off it maybe not like weed but definetely high but I smoked weed so much every day that I have felt permanently high since I quit

I pop a few kratom pills with a soda or something and then smoke a cbd joint and I am gone. like it feels stronger then if I drink a bunch of booze or something
I know that feel
I used to vape shatter every day, and even four months after quitting, my mind is ruined

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Lonely robots, what do you do to cope with your loneliness?
I enjoy watching videos of women doing every day things like washing their faces and eating. It feels intimate and something I wish to experience.
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But I'm not lonely.
I'm content in my solitude and have been for big long now.
I just come here
I talk to fembots and then realize how alone I truly am
This explains me well

>Originiality CEC Checksum
Talking to fembots is a horrible cope. They're shit.

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how do I find a porn addicted gf?
Probably a slut, so Tinder?
>not enjoying superior amateur
I met a Saudi girl on voice chat who was addicted to porn. She told me in great detail all about how she watched it and masturbated all day.

But I started voice chatting with people to work on my social skills and I never knew how to escalate it to phone sex. She told me she had phone sex with other people and told me it's a skill that if you don't have then don't bother trying..
it will ruin you even more than you are now
novelty seeking piece on trash

How do I find a NEET fembot gf who has a thing for obese mixed race bearded guys? Am I fucked or do I have to become a gym rat for a year just to earn the attention of any female?
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No soda or sugary drinks at all. Get sparkling water like LaCroix or Perrier if you really need something other than water.

Stop eating junk food altogether. No late night snacks, no cookies, no candy, no cake, nothing. Kick the shit cold turkey for at least a few months to prove you have the discipline to do it. You can start introducing small amounts here and there once you've proven you won't fall off the wagon.

Snack throughout the day to counter the urges, but you need to count calories. Even eating small bags of food can be upwards of like 600 calories. You want to try and keep it limited to like 200 calories max, maybe 300 if you don't plan on snacking much that day. Try to keep most of your days calories in that lunch-dinner time window.

This is probably not the best advice but it legitimately worked for me. It just takes a lot of time. It took me about 3x as long to drop the weight than it took me to gain it. That's why it takes discipline.

The gym is nice but it's not really going to do shit for you if your diet is still garbage.
this but aryan and no ahegao
fembots hate black and mixed guys. Only normalfags like us.
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wrong opinion m88
>fembots hate black and mixed guys
fembots aren't redpilled

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Does anyone know what happened to the anon that was meeting his friend from online? How did it go?

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I am a girl
completely original
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s-sorry anon. I'll let you post the bald eagle if you want
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a fucking fruit thinks he can talk to us like we're equals
don't stop post the cute birds you like, I like them too
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I sleep now. Goodnight anons!
sleep tight frog friend

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If you look at American society like a woman, you'll understand why blacks and Asians are where they are socially.

After slavery ended, black people spent almost 100 years trying to become Americans. After MLK's death, black prople realized that they would never be seen as real Americans so they went full on counter culture. They started wearing afros, turned their jive talk up to a 10, started movements like the Black Panthers, stopped the peaceful protests and started rioting. They made their own channels, had their own colleges, their own entertainment. Blacks are the Chads of America. They're mysterious, dangerous and cocky. But America will never accept them as Americans. That girl will never marry Chad, he was just for fun. She wishes she could just find a good guy with some of Chad's qualities but just not Chad because he was such an asshole.
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and theres that asian heretic vampire, that somehow was in America during the Civil War and met Damon, in the Vampire Diaries. i love them for that, obviously there were no asians during the Civil War. Oscar is his name
Whites run the show. Whites are Gods, theyre sandbagging us minorities. i used my high iq to figure this out.
>They almost always shun their Asian side and play up their whiteness for acceptance from mainstream white America.
Sounds like a perfect description of James Allsup 2bh.

i dont know if hapas can truly handle that red pill. they have White fathers and asian mothers and dont look White. but they want all the finer things in life, but the doors are closed to them so they hurt.

hapas are not like me. i can thrive in the shadow while they wither in it.
He already has buck teeth, retard.

/r9k/ is like a big, dysfunctional family. You guys are both the best and worst at the same time, thanks for being here, love you frens.
No matter how rough things get, let's all keep on going. Don't give up just yet, hold together and march on.
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r9k is stupid gay shit but i like this picture of renko and merry so i'm bumping it!

Anyone else piss of a girl today?

>have a particularly close friend
>somewhat like a little sister
>meet her at thing today
>she knows tons of people there but instead heads straight for me
>is unusually touchy
>practically leaning on me
>goes out of her way to bump me and push me around disguising it as play
>got embarrassed when I called her out for putting so much effort into remembering stuff about me and what I say
>have to bail because I literally piss my pants
>she's obviously upset about it
>she has a short temper
>you need to tread lightly with her at times
>text her promising I had good reason to leave

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Told a roastie I work with that was hitting on me that I don't take sloppy seconds and now I'm being moved to another department

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>been on a binge of a liter of vodka a day followed by some beer
>work normal office job
>constant paranoia and anxiety
>coworkers definitely notice but I can't be fired
>packages keep arriving that I can't remember ordering
>dreams are blending in with reality
>starting to actually enjoy this cursed state of being
Anyone else here going through surreal hell?
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Get on naltrexone. I fell into alcoholism for a 2 year period. Started off with a 2-3 beers after bad days at work to drinking beers everyday, to having 1 and half bottles of vodka each day. Finally saw an addiction specialist, he prescribed me naltrexone and the desire to drink went away immediately. I've been sober for 6 months and counting now.
You'll die soon. I'll miss you.
Do you ever get the infamous 'sense of impending doom'?
I can't escape it
Death means nothing to me, I'm gonna fuck around until I do inevitably die. I just learn new shit for fun now to keep me from doing the work for the Grim Reaper.

I do and I realized how fucked I and basically the rest of the world is. I'm more of a doomer in acceptance stage. I basically "float" through life now.
I'm also super nostalgic and can't stop thinking about how much I miss my past but oh well

Who here wants to go back? Got a few stories
>Be me
>Beta fag 13 year old
>Just picked up COD4
>Holy fuck
>Think this is the most awesome game ever
>Use my nerf gun to recreate the training course
>Shoot my cousin in the eye
>He is bleeding
>Say "Are you daft?" in a Captian MacMillian voice
>His eye is actually fucked
>Oh well.jpg
>Playing gta SAMP

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>miss the mid-2000s
>when I was 8
This post made me feel old
Never played GRAW but my brother did own it. He also introduced me to all the "emo" shit and I thought it was so fucking cool... Man time really does fly. In 2006 he as 20 and now hes 32 and has a child and a wife and a house and a kid and I never see him anymore... I had the same problem on Gears 1. I wanted to talk on the mic but everyone was like FUCKING FAGGOT WAIT TIL YOUR BALLS DROP YOU BITCH HAHAHA. Good times man...
>retarded post
Im pretty sure rest is just a guideline/method for how http should be used. Its not a protocol and is not replacing http. Nor is there a "web 3.0" yet.
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Just like XML was derived from the structure of HTML, REST was derived from the transfer protocol of HTML. You can create HTTP servers using RESTful verbs, but REST is technically a superset of HTTP, just like XML is a superset of HTML 5.
this has nothing to do with late 00 feels. this is just you telling a story about what a fucking piece of garbage you were, and still seem to be. fucking remorseless scumbag...

im beginning to realize that life is fucked. I was optimistic for months but depression is kicking back after a somewhat traumatizing situation.
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I might start taking long walks to get rid of this depression. I have no idea or direction anymore.
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what trauma.
ls that a dog?
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no dog's drive cars.
booo post more cats

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Who else prefers masturbation over sex?
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>Never had sex
Me either. I'm going to kms in 2021.
Don't, im certainly biased cause im cut and masturbated furiously since I was 5 years old, but I didn't feel almost anything while having sex and it's hard for me to like it, also you may end up feeling insecure that you're not good/attractive enough during the act and that's a major bonerkill
>implying a faggot like you has ever had sex to compare masturbation to
But I did otherwise I wouldn't know, brainlet.
Not me, a girl's mouth feels better than my manly hand, don't even make me talk about vaginas.

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