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Men would rather do this than go to therapy.
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>>68784716
Yeah I think I'd rather go to therapy
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>>68784725
I would also much rather go to therapy than this shit.
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>>68784725
>>68784732
Low T faggot cocksuckers

>Weve noticed suspicious activity on your account please give us your phone number
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you need a phone number to even make a new twitter now
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>>68784035
does that make my old account worth more?
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>>68784035
You can use your email instead but 90% of the time your account will get locked within 5 minutes and it will ask you to verify your phone number
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>>68783995
post your twitter

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>be me
>short (5'5), skinny boy
>do shit like only wear womens underwear, exclusive bottom, wear crop tops during summer
>suddenly want to fuck girls

How do I defag myself and do this?
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>>68778979
I wear crop tops and I fuck girls. I always think of myself as very feminine but I don't think other people see me that way at all because I'm tall.
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>>68778979

You need to get a huge dose of HRT and estrogen asap.
Then become someones gf
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hit the gym and start becoming a muscle twink
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>>68780858
>brown nipples
EWW
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>>68778979
Why do whitebois be like this?
>www...well actually, niggers and chinks have a higher incidence of faggotry and trannyism!
And other copes you tell yourselves, but you don't see them coming online to advertise their faggotry/spread transgenderism and debase themselves like whitebois do. Goddamn, get a grip.

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I have $30k in savings account that I opened strictly for my future wedding that I will likely never have.
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have you ever even had a gf? origgla
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>>68784044
How long is the money locked up for
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>>68784007
Weddings are a waste of money, can u imagine 30 thousand and you wanna spend it all in one day? People gambling addictions spend their money slower than that. You could do so much oml. You could travel for fucking months but u wanna have a wedding with ur shitty family and ur aunt betty who smells like cat piss eating all the cheese cubes.
Americans baffle me, capitalism is truly something to have you all believing this nonsense.
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>>68784007
>Celebrating for when your wife invevitably becomes bloated and fat, starts arguing with you on a daily basis, takes your kids and makes you pay child support.

Ahhh, the good life.
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>saves money for a wedding
>posts on 4chan

You are retarded kys

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Why do you not have a job? How do you expect to get married without a job?
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>>68784224
Simple don't get married, fuck every whore in sight
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>>68784224
I have a job, it makes me want to kms
I'm also alone, not fit for bonds with other humans
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>>68784224
>muh jerb
Conformist cattle is natural born slave.
And why would you want to be married? Its literally dumbest thing man can do.
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to get married you first have to have a gf or something like that .. i think
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Despite everything, I managed to get a girl to like, I managed to find someone that loved me, found me attractive, and wanted to be around me and looked past my flaws. I thought was an ugly unlovable sperg before this.
And it all crumbled because I couldn't hold down a job.

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What are your thoughts on this image, moids?
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>>68780353
Makes me wish it was the 1970's so I could cut this bitch open and wrench out the wicciderm inside to take its magic but alas its just a fantasy for me
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>>68780353
Anal sex. That's really all I think of.
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>>68780353
need constellation gf
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>>68780353
>What are your thoughts on this image
i want to suck a fart out of that butt
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i like it. very nice. i love eating ass. i once had the INTENSE pleasure of having my ass eaten and now that i know what its like i want to give every pretty girl i can get my tongue on the treat of having her ass eaten.

Imagine dousing one of these fuckers in gasoline and setting them alight. I would trap them in the room too
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>>68784385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUeWWRn1Pho

a man can only dream, op
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>>68784484
Stop grooming children and exposing yourself in public you disgusting degenerate. You can't even have the decency to commit your degenerate acts in the privacy of your own home
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>>68784408
I wonder why people think 4chan is full of schizos and school shooters
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>>68784385
furfags like the ones you posted are disgusting because all they do are use conventions as a reason to have disgusting fag sex and all thye think about is sexsexsex and showing off their disgusting fetishes like its show and tell i hate pup play i hate diaper i hate everything about the furry fandom in its current state i wish it could go back to how it was in the 1980s or even early 1990s. Although a lot of newer art is still pretty nice.
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>>68784523
Made a reaction image out of a lady in the back, do with it what you will.

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hair cut and manicure

are you good at fights? or you make a fool of yourself when you go to fight
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>>68783444
I'm a big bearmode type and I'm crazy and scream a lot and tackle them and it really surprises most people, but if they actually know BJJ or some shit like that I'm fucked. I've been in a lot of schoolyard fights and two fist fights in my 20's
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>>68783444
Haha, fat kid looks funny on the floor like that.
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>>68783502
Thanks for sharing your experience bro
>>68783444
death trips
i dont know anon
are you expecting an answer from us
do you just wnat to make fun of someone
will you show up if challenged
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>>68783444
>be ralph
>walk outside
>immediately get your ass kicked
to be ralph is to know true svffering
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Only fought with my Dad a couple times and he wouldn't even strike back. I'd let him try shit like shoving me or picking me up by the legs so I could get a good shot at his temple but he's not a fighter. He's a bullshit musician that doesn't know what a tonic is.

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I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really want the universe to kill me. Possibly with lightning, a car, a meteor, I'll even take a heart attack. I am so goddamn lonely.
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>>68784648
the true dream

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So if this is my dinner then what am I?
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>>68783210
Fuck that pedo bullshit.
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>>68782397
a based as fuck king
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>>68782397
>what am I?
a retard for eating ice cream with a fork, though you definitely just put it there to try and look funny.
teehee! just kidding.
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>>68784629
Not cool my dude, you take that back.
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All I ate today was 2 spicy chicken deluxe from Chickfila

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>big boob swipe right
>small boob swipe left
it's just that simple
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>>68784481
most men can't control their height either yet you see plenty of whores swipe left the second they know the guy isnt tall enough
also its whether, faggot
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>>68784505
you're not wrong but I still am insecure desu
>>68784509
sorry I'm stupid ESL
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>>68784547
This thread is not about you, you stupid 3dpd attention whore.
I COMMAND you to leave immediately
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>>68784481
sure you control it, you DID get implants when you got the snip, right tranny? also ywnbaw and all that
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>>68784547
that's fair, we're all insecure about things we can't change
though if it's any consolation, I'm pretty sure it is very possible to make one's boobs bigger through pregnancy and estrogen intake, as well as regular massaging
the same cannot be said for the cause of many male insecurities, such as height and pp size
pls understand if most male anons are not particularly understanding of your own insecurities

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lmao, you guys are not like him right?
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>>68781169
No, I don't have a job or work out.
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>>68781169
no im only 25
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>>68781169
I got divorced at 38 at the start of the scamdemic and really wondered if i was ever going to get laid again.
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>>68781201
This. This always fucking annoyed me because he lived well but was still looked down on for not fucking
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>watch movie for the first time
>guy is living off way better than I ever had my entire life
Reminder that movies are completely unrealistic fiction

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>anon, listen to me
>STOP
>FARTING
>METHANE
wat do?
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>>68784445
this but greta is the one doing the farting
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Stop farting for my waifu and the planet
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>>68784422
shut da FUCK up white BITCH
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>>68784422
fart on her
foids fear the incel fart
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>>68784422
Put a baby inside of her

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>>68782136
That's definitely a girl dude. I'm 100% sure because if it was a boy I wouldn't find it hot lol. Since I'm straight and don't feel attracted to cute boys.
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>>68782197
slut chest
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test
sed7ruftyighujio
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>>68782107
>Making a boy lean hard into a feminine appearance because they have a tiny penis and are much shorter than you.
>Knowing how unfair it is that they innately want to be a man but are instead cursed by their genetics
>I get to have my cock sucked by a cute "girl" while they're resigned to touch themselves at the expense of their own self-respect.
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>>68783602
cute boy. would rape him too.




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