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oye vey goyim, das antisemitic
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>>51587088
Let's go a bit further, forget Jewish blood sacrifice rituals. You're a trash parent if you treat your children violently, or even think about doing so. The same with trying to warp their opinions and behavior with promised rewards and punishments. That makes you an extremely despicable person.

I actually think I'm not all that ugly, but I have glasses. That doesn't inherently make you ugly if you're Chad, but I feel like it doesn't mesh well with me. I don't think I look hideous with them, but it doesn't help either.
When I look at myself in the mirror without glasses I actually think I'm pretty average.
Can anyone relate?
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I don't get it, if you really feel that bad about glasses, why don't you get contacts?
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>>51587064
I'm ugly period, and there's no hope when you're ugly.
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>>51587116
Seems like a hassle.
Besides, it doesn't really matter how attractive I am anyway.
Even if I had the body of a Chad, I'm too autistic (I mean literally autistic) for it to make a difference

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>Females are the cause of all my problems!
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>>51587000
Kill yourself normalfaggot, do you even know where you are?
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>>51587071
lol imagine being a dude with dysmorphia. wtf....
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nigerius faggatatos is the cause of most of my problems.
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>>51587115
Yea haha, imagine being 160 cm tall as a male haha
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>>51587115
Sage the thread and move on, don't bump this cancer

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im home alone, its dark and i just spent 2 hours watching creepypasta videos on youtube
i want to go to the toilet badly but im scared
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>implying you dont have a poop sock
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>>51585954
Kill yourself, you dont feel fear when ure dead
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Just think, monday morning you will be sitting in your home room class of your jr highschool.

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>forgot to eat til 7pm again
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>>51585258
it's almost 7 pm here and idk whether i should stuff my anxiety and depression down to go to mcdonalds or just wallow in depression until tomrrow night when im absolutely starving
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>>51586806
The smell taste and feel of good food is amazing. The first bite youre salivating like an animal. Pure unadulterated pleasure
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>>51586777
I used to be obese when i was a kid but then i lost weight. No longer obese. But thats because i have to watch what i eat everyday and do an hour of cardio
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>>51586969
yeah good food is one of the reasons to live desu
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I forget to eat and have to rush out to the corner shop at about 10:30ish every night before it closes but normally just get high and fall asleep.
Think actually got a problem

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Is this real that persons make sex with each other? There are people which experiment genuine friendship and love? How is it possible?
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>>51586429
>above average looking
>no personality
Is this passable?
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>>51586429
true
t. ugly and boring robot
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>>51586448
yes, getting a gf is 2/3 looks and 1/3 personality. as long as you aren't completely autistic or too scared to talk to girls if you are above average looking u can easily get a gf.
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>>51586491
>as long as you aren't completely autistic or too scared to talk to girls
Well, there goes that
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>>51586401
It's a matter of F A C E

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How fo I get over the fear of failure?
I don't like failing at most things, but I am actually terrified of failing a relationship.
I'd say I did pretty good on the genetics lottery and get approached by several types, but nothing ever comes of it because I just do not want to see myself in the position of heartbreak, or if I am approaching, rejection.

Fucking hate it.
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>>51585872
The only way I'd say to get over that is to swallow your fears and just do it. I know that sounds like "Be yourself bro" shit, but honestly it is useful. For example, If you're in a position where a girl is leaning on you while watching tv alone or any situation where there's a green light for you to kiss. That fear sets in, but in order for anything to happen, you have to beat your fear and go for it. You're already in this far so you shouldn't back out. You'd be surprised how much changed when you aren't afraid, it makes you pretty alpha.

TL;DR You shouldn't be afraid of failure. Failure just makes you better and more aware. Or that's what I think at least. Good luck with your situation OP.
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>>51585872
you just make a choice.

do you want a relationship
or
do you want to be less scared for like a few years maybe

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Is Louie still here? He posted about 3 years ago a recording of his moms boyfriend shouting and kicking his door in and shit. I hope hes in a better place now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4
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>>51586550
I watched this again just the other week, it was lit

Some guy commented on the video that he has a job and doing better. The stepdad sounded like a complete prick, hope he became an alcoholic
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You can't do that Louie you've gotta CUM

>life is without objective meaning, purpose, or intrinsic value

Why or how do (You) keep playing the life game?
Specially if your stats (genetics) are shit tier and only mediocrity and sorrow awaits
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Pure intertia
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>>51586313
>>life is without objective meaning, purpose, or intrinsic value
but this is wrong
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>>51586373
how is it wrong dechu
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Suicide is uncertain and drastic, much risk involved. Anxiety won't allow me to turn off like a literal robot and rust/ rot to dirt. I guess hot sex and perversion is the only thing that excites the losers who dont want to be alive. Too bad there is so much porn for whores to be making money doing, and no easily attainable whores to pay for sex in brothel houses.
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>>51586313
Fear to phyisical pain
Inertia

>be me
>talking to gril
>be autistic faggot
>ask her out
>she says she hasnt known me long enough to date me (known her for 4 months)
>says she does have a crush on me or did
What do anons?
(i recognize reddit fagness)
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>>51587026
>What do anons?
I don't care.

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stop paying autistic e-girls for lewd and shit, you retards.
source: https://www.deviantart.com/sawftie/journal/boring-790582303
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>>51586489
>called fucking a 17 year-old pedophilia
What a retard.
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>>51586489
>a bloo bloo abusive relationship
every. time.
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>>51586489
i as all ears until
>i've only meet 2 people irl

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Missed out on the last thread so posting this one
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>>51578606
Don't bully me.
origenialallayinao
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vidya and cartoons are mainly nostalgia
i haven't done anything new for a few years now
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>>51579807
Peep...
A degen but I miss him
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Here you go, took too long to make on shitty phone editor
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>>51578606
TF2fags rise up
Originaloooooo

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>there are robots that dislike the taste of alcohol so much that they avoid anything with alcohol

"I tried cheap beer once as a kid and I didn't like it!"
"I tried a shot of Kirkland vodka and didn't like it!"
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>>51586887
See, I can understand this excuse far more than the I dun wanna be addicted excuse. Its alcohol, not crystal meth.
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>>51586708
not a virgin lol. i never mentioned anywhere that i didnt drink either. you have some serious issues pal.
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>>51586923
If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're a Miller Lite employee trying to convince incels on the Internet to drink.
Expanding your target demographic here?
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>>51586948
I bet you feel real special, dont you?
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>>51586967
Next time try adding some better bait to the hooks, chump.

>had my first gf
>relationship lasted almost a year
>had kinky sex with her on a regular basis
>she leaves me because "I didn't put enough effort into the relationship" obviously real reason was a chad
>fast foward 3 months
>still depressed as fuck
>can't fap to regular porn anymore I just don't find it exciting at all
>tried with the most obscure kinkiest shit online and still NOTHING
>be horny as fuck with constant erections to the point is painful

What do? Anybody experienced something similar?
Yes I know about whores, but where I live they are ridiculous expensive, "illegal" and mostly old, dirty and ugly.

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Alright guys, it has come so far.
You've dragged me down to your level.
>be me about 1h ago
>living in shared appartment/house with around 8 people around my age
>have to piss
>friend comes to my room to talk
[ye I've got some friends "blabla no real robot" fuck off, I've been through all of that no friends/depression already & been here for more than a couple years by now]
>wait it out & about 25min pass
>after she leaves wait a couple minutes and go to the bathroom
>hear shower
>fuck, have to hold it
>return 10min later, still shower
>by now it has gotten to the point where it's painful to hold in
>hear noise of door opening
>return 5min later, hear nothing from bathroom

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can't you pour out the piss into your toilet when it's free and then throw the empty carton in the bin.
maybe rinse it out if it smells bad and it should be fine right?




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