Congrats! You get to spend a night with these 3 BU swimmers, but you have to find a distinct role for each of them. What roles do you assign each of them?
>>84179238animation meme makeranimation meme watcheranimation meme reviewer
>>84179238Cleric, warrior, mage
Pissjug exploded under bed. room smells like hell and pain. GF coming over in 3 hours.anons halp
go to the pet store and get natures miracle
>>84178627Nobody with a piss jug has a gf
>>84178643thanks anon. this helped :)
>>84179270don't mention it slick i piss all over my apartment constantly
>no prospect of becoming a rocket engineer because I am too poor
You can do it OP. I believe in you. Just excel.
>>84179218are you american? i'm so poor I got a full ride scholarship because of it
>>84179218You could go to Iran or North Korea. But they'll probably want someone who already has a lot of knowledge.
>fembots spend their whole day farting and being messy and still think they deserve a bf
>>84178821What other foods should they avoid besides milk and beans if they want to stop farting? No I do not plan to kidnap one and forcefeed fart material to them.
>>84178741>>84178751haha farts lol
>>84178717femcels are used to living alone and farting whenever they want, thats why a relationship couldnt work with them. meanwhile stacy never farts
>>84178717>fembots spend their whole day pissing in the toilet and not in my mouthgrim
>>84179226haha arts lol
Guys I am having a crisis.>be me >just turned 20 >want to teach internationally >most in demand subjects are STEM>am terrible at math >its okay I will study it on my own to become better >head hurts doing basic algebra >cope by saying I will just get an English degree even though non stem degrees are worthless and for women.What do I do? I am very insecure at being bad at math but I dont think I have the drive to learn it. Will an English degree let me teach internationally?
>>84179225>though non stem degrees are worthless and for women.who told you this and why did you let them fool you
>>84179251stem degrees are hard and are for men so anything that isn't stem is automatically seen as easier and less important. I know women get gender studies degrees but I feel lumped in when I am very knowledgeable in english and history.
>>84179302you could just teach english in other countries then, seems better for what your goal is
>>84179343I guess. China pays like 40-50k a year for native english teachers, which is pretty good considering the cost of living.
What time of year invokes the greatest melancholy for you?
summer because everyones out having fun and i dont go anywhere because i dont fit in anywhere. I like winter the most because at least everyone is inside and i dont have to see the fun they have
>>84179062summergod i fucking hate summer
>>84179179>>84179182i feel the same way about summer and for that reason april/may is the saddest, when you realize the comfy part of the year is over and you have to trudge through 8 months of 16 hour 110 degree days before it's october again.
spring. it's strange, i suppose, but i always get apathetic and sucidally depressed during spring. always. no clear reason.
>>84179062I'm depressed from december all the way to mid march, the spring comes and I'm miserable because of allergies and then summer comes and it makes me want to kill myself, I'm only happy in october and november
Why do women rub amputated foreskin on their face?
Because the default for women is being evil.It's really nothing more complicated than that.
>>84178658I use foreskin cells in lab experiments They do work, thats why they use them
>>84178658Because it makes them pretty
>>84178778what if they didn't know?
>>84178658they are spiritual jews
Just a reminder for all 18/19 year olds of /r9k/ that I will only have sex with you but will not consider dating you as that is only for women around my age range of 25-40.Thankyou for your attention to this matter
idk why i hold out hope for anythingmy body is broken, my mind is ruined, and my opportunities are burnt
if you're under 30 you're full of shit
>>84178829im 22 but its still over, i got no more chances
>>84178887You're not even fully brained yet you fucking zomby
>>84178887>zoomer "problems"unless you have a deadly illness your problems are not real until you hit 30 or even 35
>>84178808please dont give up buddyyou still got some fight left in you<3
I showered for the first time this month today
>>84179129good for you op!keep it up
How's it going busty femanons?Hooe this thursday is treating you well
I wish I was busty so fucking badly. Its not fair other girls get to have big boobs but not me. Fuck genetics
>>84179079>makes men act retarded around yoube careful what you wish for
>>84179033OP "abandons his thread" because he's too busy being the fetishposter.
>>84179079im imagining you have big boobs right now
>>84178323Chestlet cope
I WILL eat raw swordfish and top sirloin steak (again)
eat a raw heart
>>84178989I've eaten a few before. I ordered 7 raw lamb hearts a few days ago. They should be arriving tomorrow. I also ordered goat testicles, rabbit liver, beef suet, and lamb suet
>>84178026i thought you had a farm or somethingi've tried raw meat but it's just so watery and the texture was awful too i couldnt even chew it properlyi dont relaly have access to quality meat i guess i'm kind of inspired to try it again>>84178632where
>>84178856the larp is acting like raw meat is better. like I said, I'm glad this diet works for you, but I'm almost positive that all the changes you made around how you prepare your meat made a bigger impact. like, you're just eating better because you're paying attention and taking it seriously.
>>84179094>preparingI went from cooked meat with butter to raw meat with butter. The difference is the superior nutrition and lesser toxicity of raw meat. It's not a matter of meat quality either because most of the raw meat I've eaten has been the cheapest raw pork loin available at Walmart ($1.87 per pound). Most of my health improvements came while eating that raw pork in the first year. What does "paying attention and taking it seriously" mean? I was already trying hard to improve my health and cover all bases before I ever ate raw meat. I would consider that "paying attention and taking it seriously". All my research and personal experiences eventually lead me to raw meat. I would progress to the next best thing if it existed, but currently I have no reason to believe there's anything better.
i farted in the shower this morning and said really loud "oh mein gott who turned on ze gas" and my mom walked by and wont talk to me for the rest of the day
>>84177626I really laughed out loud at this post. Thanks anon, I needed it after the day I've had.
>>84177626You talk out loud with yourself or did your mom walk into the bathroom while your were showering?
>>84177626In my house nobody would bat an eye.
>>84177638oh mein gott who turned on ze laughing gas
my parents named me nigga. im white. then they sent me to a primarily black school. i didnt know that nigga was a word for black people back then, so when i introduced myself, i said "hi, my names nigga. nice to meet you." everyone thought i was being racist and then i got jumped by almost everyone in the class the same day and bullied everyday i was there.
>>84178646You could've lied and said your name was Jacob or some shit
is that piss?
>>84179161I have been summoned, finally a good thread
what is the point of putting effort in doing things when i still feel absolutely nothing when the reward arrivesjustemptinessall the time
yea even when i accomplish something i barely feel anything. i think i perma fucked my brain with all the drugs and alcohol i used to do, and being addicted to a couple games probably also helped fry my brain even more
It takes time anon to recover anons. To regrow, or grow, the parts of your brain that are needed.
the thrill and high of a task recently done does last an instant yes, but the rewards do add up in the long term into something way more satisfying when you happen to look back.That's why you keep going. Because deep down you know it does make a tangible difference
>>84178165What if anything? What if a bomb drops ova ya head 'uh?!
>>84178165I hate emptiness
