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What's your plan to lose your virginity?

You do have a plan, right anon?
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I am the same to a t. Every time I put myself out there I gain their attention for a short while but then just mess everything up. I have a friend that gets a lot of female attention too and honestly it feels shitty.
>the virgin sex strategy
>the Chad spontanefuck
None whatsoever. It's either a marriage between two chaste virgins and sex reserved for procreation or nothing at all.
Seeing that I'm way too broken to be around people anymore, which one I'm shooting for should be clear.
You fucks are all inferior to me I have had sex with MULTIPLE wo
I've never had sex before and i'm a turbo virgin, there's no way out of this.
She takes that long dick balls deep.....
I fucking hate my dicklet life

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Hey Wagie, have you done your part and signed the S.W.E.A.T pledge yet? I heard Mr. Shekelstien is bringing in copies for everyone tomorrow.
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i can smell the cope in this pic behind a monitor
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I hope sheklinstienburg doesn't pound my ass again
>page 10
Not enough wagecucks were mocked yet

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Has anyone here tried going to a Benedictine monastery and become a monk? I have nothing going for me - no friends, family hates me and lost my job. I figured if nothing else happens to my life I'd rather become a literal shut-in in some church. At least I will have something to do and be of service to God in whatever days remain in my bleak existence than sitting in front of a PC jerking off and doing nothing all day. What do you guys think?
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Are you this stupid? Anyone can become a monk, you just have to take a vow of celibacy and not be an ass to your superiors. You also have to work in Benedictine monks to provide upkeep for the Abbey, whether it's plumbing, cutting down trees, etc. There's nothing comfortable at all about being a monk.
Just join the army. At least there you get a gun and occasionally something interesting may happen.
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This all fucking day. Who wants to sit in a cold church when even the slightest semblance of intelligence defies religion.

Go kill some rag heads son!
I dont want to support western imperialism sorry
However, they will not accept you if you have any unpaid debt. I have student loan debt.

every single bone in my body wants to walk down a city street and allow myself to be abducted, raped and turned into a sex slave
there is nothing left for me in this society
i need mindlessness
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>tfw finishing nier:automata was about 2 years ago
>still haven't gotten over how great this game is
will there ever be another game that makes me feel like that? I have never felt such emptiness and I had my parents divorcing, women showing disgust towards me, leading me on, a hamster dying on me and even friends cutting contact to me. Gimme another one yoko, pls
Pics of yourself or LARP
unironically why don't you just do it, you could eaisly get raped by dressing slutty and hanging out in some dodgy area of town, though they probably wouldn't abduct you
think I'll give it a bump or so
You think you can't be more miserable than you are now, but you'd discover just how very wrong you were if you got your wish. Abandoning yourself never solves anything, no matter how right it might feel.

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How do I take the most out of stimulants, like aderall and such?
Should I take one every day as prescribed or should I take days off?

Drop links and bibliography to outside resources, if you can.

I want to be like pic related.


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His sad music helps the pain and loneliness of depression please listen to me
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The average age of the posters in this thread is probably somewhere around 13
He was better before when he made metal shit over the sad garbage he made now
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[audible kek] bloccccxxxxxxx

A sad song for the internet age.
Glad this mumbleshit is dead
Whiny rap nigger

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has anyone here tried CBD weed? I didn't think i'd use it but I got drug tested and cant smoke normal weed but can smoke this as long as its once in awhile. it fucking helps so much it helps with my migraines, depression, nausea, and sleep even.

its legal to order anywhere like literally anywhere. you just place an order and get it in 3-5 days in the mail no leaving the house. its cheaper than weed its like 80/ounce if you buy it in bulk and some sites have it for 4 dollars a gram.

this is a strain I bought
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the strains at treasure valley have less than .1% of thc just take two hits out of a bowl
It truly depends on who you are and what strain you try.
Much like tendie brand to autist - some like tyson and absolutely hate banquet.
Don't eat too many anon.
If passing a drug test is your concern, then just get some CBD oil that you can spritz into your mouth. Completely legal and won't show up on a drug test. If you get a CBD dominant strain of weed and smoke it, chances are that it'll still have enough traces of THC to fuck you over.
A cbd strain will pop on a drug test.
If it's CBD extract it MIGHT not.
I love this copypasta, good day to you Anon

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>Zoomers born in the late 90s-early 00s who don't remember 9/11 now run 4chan and pushed out many of the Millennial posters who they call "30 year old boomers"

>Those "if u remember iCarly, Johnny Test, Minecraft, and COD ur childhood was awesum1!!!!" shitposts from 2010 became reality

>Notice how the tone and tenor of 4chan and the Internet as a whole shifted around 2013-2014? That's when Gen Z was really taking over.

How do you feel about this?
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It's sad. I take walks and there's no kids outside in the afternoon other than when they get off the bus. Where the hell are they?
Playing fortnite and watching pewdiepie, obviously.
Inside playing fortnite. Even in small towns and ghetto neighborhoods they stay indoors. Everyone will be a neckbeard in the future.
Poor neighborhoods are the only places I see some kids. I wonder what this will mean for the future. Even the biggest nerds born in 1985 played outside more than the average person born in 2005. I have no idea what this means for the future.
30 year old boomers were huge faggots 10 years ago too.

Nothing changes.

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How's tinder going for you fellas

Who else on that 0 match grind
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>tfw 5'3"

Not me. This is someone I would instantly swipe left on. Why cant men grow some fucking standards
>wont cook for you
Is chad really that desperate? That slut is shit tier.
I have matches but almost all aren't responding or the conversations end after a few messages because either I don't know what to say or the girls are boring af. There's also a few that literally ummatch me out of nowhere in the middle of the conversation.

I feel like this app became total dogshit over the past year.
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I put NEET as my job description. I swipe like only on one in 50 people. I had a few other matches, 2 that were sorta cute but my anxiety killed me responding to anyone.

>swiping right on everyone

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Necrophilia is wrong.
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How the fuck is this related to necrophilia?
why are russian girls so fucking hot
>if you wont let me fuck your deceased family member, you're an npc!!
Based and redpilled Russia whoring out their young daughters
fucking corpses is not acceptable behavior Anon.
Let us show you the way of normal...

Its kind of ironic how 4chan atracts both the lowest and highest iq people together. I think that coupled with the anonymity has made it so infamous and interesting. Fucking UI though, its so bad.
>im 132 iq top 2%
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I'd like to point out that nobody developed a stable society for the first 300,000 years of modern humanity's existence
Seems a bit silly to feel superior because your race did it a few centuries earlier
Niggers still haven't done it even with the help of whites.
>Its kind of ironic how 4chan atracts both the lowest and highest iq people together
No it isn't, being too smart or too stupid is a recipe for social outcast. It makes perfect sense, if you're hi IQ not that that actually means anything, people will just seem like vain foolish animals. You'll never truly belong and always seem awkward and too self aware. If you're stupid, you'll just make an ass out of yourself and everything will seem overwhelming and people will look down on you.
So it makes perfect sense that both retards and geniuses would turn to the internet to fufill third social desires.

I diserve to be shot (or live the life of a vidya playing moron)
148 properly tested in grade 8. I skipped a grade too. I'm a lazy cunt with ADHD and depression though so I'm not about to achieve anything great but at least I can cruise through life with minimal effort.

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Have any of you guys been in any way successful with meditation? There's a lot of studies to back it up but I just can't seem to pull it off so it all seems fake or placebo to me.

It seems like some kike shill that you can just be happier if you chill and think for a couple minutes every day.
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Do you have to force your brain to keep moving on? Whenever I try my brain does the same autismo worldbuilding it always does.

>I use meditation to distance myself from all the stimulation technology provides. I can actually have original thoughts and don't have the desire to spend more time mindlessly browsing the internet.

That sounds pretty cool anon, I used to use my time taking the subway every day in middle and highschool to do that but now that I don't take the subway I don't do that anymore.

Thanks for taking the time by the way, I feel like my threads aren't provocative enough to get any attention.
The concept of it is relaxing. Close your eyes, and focus only on your breathing. Thoughts come in and out, but you have no obligation to focus on them. Just focus on breathing in and out. When I was in high school I used it to block out intrusive thoughts

Ive noticed if I breathe too deeply for too long my face goes numb, and I cant move the muscles in the face very well. Its actually a little disturbing.

This guy has it down pretty good, ask him maybe
Meditation is supposed to be a means to an end, that end is mindfullness. The point of meditation is to teach you meta-cognition, which is basically awareness of the fact that you are having thoughts/feelings. Once you become mindfull it allows you to avoid getting lost in thoughts by taking a step back from them.
How can I practice mindfulness?

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I hate
I hate

maybe youd have an easier time getting a gf if you simply just stopped chasing after Stacies and Beckies. Ever thought of that?
I must say OP, at least you're consistent with these constant >no bf threads
Have you thought you would get chased too if you had something to offer?
i don't chase anyone
I really like Beckie though.
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shut up thot. can't you see I'm trying to /feel/

what do I do if my life is ruined because im always trapped in a small town no matter what I do

>no point in living
>will never become successful
>have to work 10x harder than the rest of the world for less
>no people around for hundreds of miles
>didnt get to have a group of friends forced to grow up alone
>no racial diversity only white girls around
>no girls around for miles and miles
>everyone is white trash and poor as fuck
>everyone literally just works and buys a truck and waits to die in loneliness all day
>all people do is get drunk
>you cant leave until you're at least 18 and by then you would have missed out on your childhood and teen years and its still impossible to leave
>if you want to move to a big city like important people you need to save up thousands of dollars in the middle of fucking NOWHERE with nothing but shit jobs
>need a car to do fucking anythingbecause everything is 20-40 miles away and you need a car just to get the fucking job

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Pack a backpack with the basic essentials and as much money as you can get your hands on and start hitching towards wherever it is you want to go.
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Plenty recognize this time but the truth is /r9k/ has a large number of posters that are really just tourists.
imagine all the normie girls that come to laugh at us. The horror

Join the military. Literally your only hope for a non-shit life fren.
im trapped in my town with shitty legal problems

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