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>oh no, I'm not six foot tall, and my face isn't handsome, I'll never experience love now, I guess I'll just lay down and rot
>t. baited brainrotted internet addict

Environments where 'chads' are exclusively sexually successful are artificial and don't matter, they only serve as a litmus test to filter out anyone who has ever participated in it in the future when you are actually trying to start a family.
Where's your proof that the artificial psyop environments matter? Where's your experience other than getting rejected by a few girls back in highschool or college? Where does your resolve come from to say with full confidence that "it's over" when you haven't even started?
>b-but I have a study here that says bald men all die alone and unfulfilled and I'm balding therefore waah

Get over the fact that you are not able to participate in the demoralizing side of the demoralization psyop and make something of yourself that will get the attention of an actual woman worthy of your ideals.
Get off of /r9k/, demoralizing threads, stop voluntarily demoralizing yourself and being negative. Stop ordering food and sitting around looking at porn all day. Stop saying "someday". Drink water, do a pushup, start re-learning everything you halfassed back in school and retry the whole thing.
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I get your optimism, but even millionaire athletes and actors struggle to hold down a woman. There are better things in life than girls.
>Lists only things that are of monetary value as "making something of themselves"

Yeah I can see where your problems are coming from. The problem is you are an insufferable cunt.
You aren't ever going to get it if you think the point is to be able to "hold down a woman", there's no "holding down" involved, when I said "make something of yourself" I didn't mean procure x and y and try and use it as leverage to softly coerce a whore into thinking you're the best option. I said the opposite, you're supposed to avoid whores
>my personality is youtube self improvement
>oh no, I'm not six foot tall, and my face isn't handsome, I'll never experience love now, I guess I'll just lay down and rot
You're right I am not 6' tall I am 6'4" and not super ugly but I never have experienced love and tend to rot alone most days. Guess I am lucky.

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ive come to the realization that what i love most is...

True, sex is only for chad.

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>gets cucked by a jew with a massive schlong
>becomes a nazi
>is already a christcuck
>is a magacuck
>finally acting like an autistic white person has made me a "nazi"
Now he is on meds again and his new girlfriend is just a handler. Don't look into the early life section of his personal trainer.

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Which of these lunchboxes should I get? I strongly believe that you get what you pay for. The lunchbox on the left seems way more versatile. However, I want a 100% guarantee that my food doesn't get cold.

>jest use a plastic ba-
Not interested in ghetto solutions. I'm blessed enough (and damn thankful) to have money, I just dont want to waste it
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real men used to use lunch boxes
this is probably you if you had a job which you dont
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>Carrying anything other than your beat up 30yo Igloo to a jobsite.

Fucking Kek.
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>food stays hot

What are you trying to keep hot besides like, soup maybe? Literally just this and a paper bag would be fine. Or you can get those little squat thermoses that you can reach the bottom with a spoon if you had like, casserole/rice/ whatever. I never liked carrying a bunch of shit to work that I was gonna have to wash out when I got home. I either carry a thermos for coffee and a cold foil wrapped sandwich or a protein shake in a big bottle. I don't like complicated or fussy morning routines and work lunches.

They have insulated bento box type shit that look really convenient and nice if you're any fussier than I am.
Hehe, my goypail will let me store so much goyslop! I'll never look at my lunch the same way again!
i worked with some south americans they would bring their yerbamate and whatever other thing they drank in those things

robots, at least you try to figure women out and try to understand them. women can't even be bothered trying to figure out men, they just copy what other women say about men and thats it. they don't give a flying fuck about trying to figure out men beyond that. the funniest thing is they will all claim men only care about looks but when we say women are exactly the same they go fucking crazy because they think their sexuality is so unbelievably complicated and special.
ive met women on here that really try to understand us, so they give me a little bit of hope (they were a few, but still)
>no women on this board
sure thing
they only want to understand us because they want to know how to avoid people like us. that is the only situation where women want to understand a guy

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How do women insist on dating chads if those guys have no intention of marrying them? What's the logic behind it?
"If I give him sex then he'll like me back"- some dumb bitch probably
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Slaves to their biology (i.e. hormones), particularly the release of oxytocin that results from a orgasm. Women literally can't NOT chase Chad.
They don't care and just want sex or they think they'll be able to win him over for longer term commitment are the two obvious explanations. Or as a third explanation their idea of normal is chad and they're underestimating how far out of her league he is for commitment purposes.
they all think their vagina has magical powers that will make those guys stay with her
Every woman thinks she's a 10 and deserves the top 1% of male.
Then once they get rejected their entire world crumbles blaming all men being assholes while only still chasing the top 1% of males.

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Why does r9k love transgirls so much bit are mean to them?
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>ukraine hairpin
>tranny flag color scheme outfit
This shit was pozzed from the very beginning, bud.
>She is literally inspiring
no, she is not! :) but i don't really want to argue with you over this, because you usually fail at understanding what you read! this was even stated by your girlfriend once, wasn't it?
>posting a pic as a proof we're inspiring
well, i don't think i need to insult your intellect in order to make a point, because you and your girlfriend do so on a daily basis.
see you next time!
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I just don't like that these "transgirls" have inflated egos because many men on here haven't interacted with real women enough to know that typically women don't have

>big hands, big feet, 5'10+ height, squared knees, large heads, protuding brow bones, deep voices etc etc

They base their entire personality on being attractive to desperate incels who wouldn't be caught dead with them irl
Most of the posts I see on here are people who are genuinely concerned for their mental health and are supportive of transgirls getting help. I have pretty heavy filters so maybe I just don't see the mean ones.
Because I want to fuck them but I don't have any willing to fuck me

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who else wants a giant 15 inch cock up their tight assholes?
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I think I might make porn. Surely a 9 inch thing is marketable.
no no no i just wan wit my special robot
Not like I was offering to join you. Was just stating my intention XD
This would be the dream
If only I could have it
I want a moderately sized tranny pp up my butt

Special edition: ugly but cute.
long time no see. last time i did one of these threads one of you complained they could only sing out loud on weekends so here you go. rules are always the same, as long as is music in a vocaroo it's allowed. you can do covers with an instrument, karaokes, a capellas, whatever. you don't have to be good at it either.
heaven knows i'm miserable now
Bro pulled up the ukulele.
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you belong in broadway
it's an ukulele kind of day

the strokes - brooklyn bridge to chorus
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Welcome to McDonald's, what would you like?
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>I deducted a dollar because you're so nice
pretty sure thats illegal
i'll give you 5 dollars as a tip instead. make it two mcflurries instead! i hope you like the oreo one, too?
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"... This ... ok ... this is nothing personal, 'k? I just had a REALLY fucked up day, and THEY are responsible for this, 'k? Not me, not you, THEY are, 'k? ..."
let me get two mcdoubles with no buns. easy protein
Yeah I'd like a large BigMac with fries and a Coke. Thanks. Actually gimme x2 of those...for my friend.

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>be me
>finally meet qt asian girl in univesity
>she is takashi-kun only
What? Speak English.
tfw no takashi-kun bf....
what a splendid nation

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Got my hair bleached. Is it over or will I finally get a gf?
you need a BF
Those frames are gay. Harry Potter faggot
Looks better on the right.
The girl I lost my virginity to said that. My mum says it makes me look like john lenon. I like those glasses. Circle is pretty in right now, no?
I don't know, might have too many dark patches. Think I might buy some bleach and touch it up a tad
Lmao kys fake blond.

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>going through my hard drive for nostalgia
what a fucking loser i am that my nostalgia is tied to my computer. normal people have nostalgia for real things.
Umm your computer is a real thing we don't have quantum computing and holographic displays yet

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Women would rather adopt a black kid than having sex with a beta incel.
Even if you end up getting married you'll end up raising the child of another man, you can't escape your cucked life simply because you are a genetic failure. Once born a loser always a loser.
>women would rather be with a black normie than be with a mentally ill misogynistic white man who gets on the Internet and says some of the most outrageously fucked up shit imaginable for attention
Listen to yourself.

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Whats wrong with cuckholding?
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No cuckholding femanon gf
If you are not disgusted qnd enraged by your woman getting fucked by somebody else, i truly dont know what to tell you
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It's beta males coping/fetishizing with their sexual undesirability.

Straight from the cuck's mouth:
>all my girlfriend's used to cheat on me and I used to get mad about it but then I got used to it
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>It's one of the most emasculating activities you can possibly engage in.
That's the point anon. It's emotional masochism. They're so buckbroken they're getting off on women pointing out they're sexually inadequate beta orbiters.
Men take pride in sticking their dicks in holes. So when they let another man stick their dick in a hole that is supposed to be their property it's essentially the same as letting someone cut in front of you in line, or someone taking your parking spot.
Now, if a child comes of it then it it's a little bit more fucked. Instead of a person cutting in front of you in line, now it's someone having dibs always to cut in front of you. Instead of someone taking your parking spot, it's someone taking your reserved parking spot with your name on it.
Essentially for them it's free real estate.

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