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how do I find a gf without going through "dating" humiliation rituals?

Ideally I'd find her online, we'd talk a bunch then we'd meet up either I'd go over to her house or she'd come over to mine and we'd just live together.
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>>84301123
youre so real
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>>84301166
thats because autistic men are coddled since birth and treat autistic women as subhuman
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>>84301406
>autistic men are coddled since birth
a post so insanely divorced from reality i don't even know where to start
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>>84301011
>how do I find a gf without going through "dating" humiliation rituals?
I'm almost 40, and I wish I knew this.
I just want to hang out and fuck a lot. I hate going out, and I could not afford a social life, in any case.
Intimacy and sex is everything that is worthwhile. Going outside? Wearing clothes? Fuck that.
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>>84301041
>women like this exist
They don't.
Female "autism" is a completely different condition from male autism.

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my wives

plus anya

and youre all jealous
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fuck it

might as well post it here

in the secret thread

page 1 (for recap)
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page 2 wip

dis how it be

im so based

no other director can do what i can do
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yall cant hang

imma get my shit

and these girls all belong to me

simple as
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yall know where my power level is at

yall ants

accept it

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Question for foids
Should I shave my twink ass?
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>>84302187
Im going to touch you with my man hands anyway
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>>84302019
Even the trannies pretending to be foids arent engaging. Sad.
Anyway no, foids dont like zesty feminine men.
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>>84302234
Meh it's just late
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>>84302265
I couldnt sleep well with an itchy shaved ass
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>>84302279
Well that's one reason not to do it

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My life has been an endless attempt to escape from reality because I'm a pussy essentially.
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>>84301438
You've already crashed out and big pharma isnt going to help
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>>84301438
the funny thing though is that none of those even matter. that's the issue with retarded societies in every single country. none of that even matters. you're on your own path in life and that's that.
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>>84301384
are you also into sissy hypno?
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>>84301384
what do Nietzsche, Liberty Leading the People and a statue of Venus have to do with being a "neet degenerate"?
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>>84302285
Its about ops retarded faggot life before he trooned out and his retarded faggot life after he trooned out
Most of the shit here could be moved to either side and i wouldnt notice

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do fembots play video games? what video games do fembots play? will fembots play video games with me?
what games are robots playign?
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Any australian foid wanna play over*atch, dead by daylight or friendslop
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>>84301818
Mostly older games, I don't really play any right now or pay attention to recent games.

Lost Planet 2
Dead Rising 2
Dying Light
Terraria
Fallout 76
Any Monster Hunter
Earth Defense Force
Nioh 2
Plus a billion emulated games.

No I'm not a fembot.
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>>84302017
Stop posting in the female gamer thread.
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>>84301875
is that you paws?
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>>84301875
Rip another damaged faggot
Oh well

People blame dating apps, feminism, or economic struggles, but I think one of the biggest reasons is modern entertainment especially anime. It creates completely unrealistic expectations about relationships, women, and life itself, leaving men disillusioned and unmotivated to engage with reality.

Anime idealizes everything. Female characters are loyal, devoted unconditionally, and somehow fall in love with the protagonist for doing next to nothing. The fantasy they sell is that some perfect, angelic woman will magically appear, love you because youre nice loving and kind, and dedicate her entire existence to you.

Heres the problem: thats not how reality works. Real women are human beings with their own flaws, boundaries, and expectations. Relationships take work, compromise, and effort from mens sides. But when men raised on this idealized media meet real women, they feel let down. The world doesnt match their weird fantasy. And instead of adapting and putting in the effort, many give up entirely.

These men retreat to their rooms, drowning in escapism. They spend their time watching anime, playing video games, or scrolling online instead of engaging with the real world. Their finite lives and even more finite youth are wasted chasing a dream that doesnt exist. And the longer they stay in this cycle, the harder it becomes to break out of it.

Whats the end result going to be? An entire generation of men opting out of relationships, family, and even personal growth. Theyre giving up on life because it doesnt meet the exaggerated standards fed to them by entertainment. What happens to society when nearly half of men stop trying? How do we recover? Is there even a way back?
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>>84301213
Nevada Police Department can't stop winning
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I got treated like a real person by a girl recently, now I'm in absolute limerence. It has made me aware of how lonely and empty my life is. I can't go back to how it was I need to change.
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>>84298434
I've seen this post before.
Please respect the robot and only post original content.
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>>84300590
His post is not low IQ, it's just bait.
I regret to inform you that the actual low IQ posters are the ones in this thread falling for some of the most obvious bait I've ever seen.
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>>84300294
Its the mans job to go out there and approach. If you cant even do the bare minimum then you failed as a man and deserve not getting a partner.

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foid coitus
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foitus
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Easter erection

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Im still reminiscing about childhood crushes and failed romances due to chronic loneliness. Still virgin at 24.
Does this happen to you?
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>>84300004
over my entire life i have had 1 huge crush, 2 big ones, and a little one
i'm 30
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go pick up a fat chick at a bar or hire a hooker or something. There's something about getting pussy for the first time that really changes ur outlook on all this. I was a virgin till i was almost 23.
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>>84300004
look buddy, don't even worry about it. even men that get sex go on long dry spells. women are looking up everything and aren't giving anyone anything. just take my word on that buddy. all men are in the same position as you and are suffering from chronic loneliness. don't think you have it worse just because you haven't experienced it, it's those that are on long dry spells that have it the worst because they know what it's like
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>>84302207
locking up*
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>Does this happen to you?
Thankfully not. I'd KMS. I had some 'missed chances' in my teens, and got friend-zoned once.
Never at the time did I think I'd end up a perma-incel that has NEETed over 7,000 days. Though just as well, without sex.
I was a shy kid, who got past some of that. But as an autist, I am still a social retard who is more comfy as a hermit.
It really annoys me that I was never at the level where foids were very direct with me, sexually.
I don't talk to strangers, yet I go to the park each week. I wish women wanted me.

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Welp, if I'm lucky, I'll be able to make 40 hours again this week. I wonder if SIsyphus ever stopped to think about how much time had passed since he was condemned.
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I'll be lucky if I make it to 40 years
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>>84302169
I've made it to 37. Not entirely sure why or how. There's a guy who has been at this job since the 90s.

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I took a redpill in Ibiza

To show Avicii that I'm based
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>>84301885
>Avicii
He wasnt based, he was a bluepill Swede

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girl I was talking to for two months ghosted me some weeks ago unexpectedly, she had a throwaway account so I didn't think I'd ever be able to find her again until I realized a screenshot she sent me had a friends notification and that's how i found her, she's matching pfps with someone so I guess that's that
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>>84302083
Post her account. Fuck it.
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>>84302094
My dumbass is still trying to salvage the situation, I don't get why she'd do this
We had nearly identical interests and we both liked talking to each other
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>>84302097
>My dumbass is still trying to salvage the situation
What situation? She cheated. There is no longer anything to salvage.
I'm all for trying until there's absolutely no chance, but you are already there.
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There's nothing to salvage, if she likes the other dude more theres nothing you can do. It sucks but thats just how it goes
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>>84302097
>We had nearly identical interests and we both liked talking to each other
For some people, talking is tiresome even if it's with someone similar to you.

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What do you do if you wake up like this with an unquenchable thirst for human flesh and extreme sadism. You have superhuman strength like you can easily lift a car but it's likely people will get freaked out by you and possibly the government could try to abduct you for public safety or experimentation.
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>>84301652
I guess I will eat human flesh and make more of me
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>>84301652
I would immediately end my life as my existence has become an affront to the Emperor's Light.
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>>84301850
i still look disgusting id rather die
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>>84301867
You would embrace the grandfathers gifts because the alternative is not death but excruciating, unending pain.
Its kind of like tranq the painkiller that makes your flesh rot off its a brootal feedback loop you take it to escape the pain but the side effect causes more pain which papa nurgle negates for you
>>84301858
>worshipping a corpse
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>>84301858
Your corpse god can't hear you down here

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>18 yo Muslim bengali UK girl on disc I've known for a few months asked me if I'd meet up with her
>ask her if I can take her virginity
>shes like no but I can touch her
>Make out and handjob
>rub dick and pussy together with clothes on

I'm pretty sure she's just being a 'good girl' when she's saying this shit, she wants me to fuck her and will probably let me when it comes down to it, right?
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You NEED to kill yourself. Stat and ASAP.
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if shes serious about her virginity probably not but apparently muslim girls let you fuck them in the ass if they really like you
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>>84301176
i would be scared of her family in this situation
don't get acid thrown on you anon
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Wallahi she's a fake Muslim. If you got that far she'd probably let you hit.
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>>84301176
vile
leave the zoo animals alone

i'm tired of it. every memory, every key date. every lived experience, every core moment. alone. i'm tired. i'm tired of the darkness and the silence. i don't know how anyone is meant to be strong and stable like this.
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>>84301250
A man of reason. The one to solve problems instead of causing them.
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>>84301457
No just a shit narc
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>>84300796
cute post and cute gif
cute anon
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>>84301257
that's the spirit anon

bottoms up pup
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>>84300768
The darkness you feel isn't an absolute truth. It can change. Even though your natural desire for loneliness certainly doesn't help. You need to win against the weight of the pain. At least some of it.

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How's it going busty femanons? You doing alright?
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theres no femanons on this site except trannies and reddit larpers with onlyfans pages you fucking tripfag jewish shill
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im eating at subway right now


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