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I only date women without fathers. I don't need some cucked faggot trying to act like he's my dad just because I'm fucking his daughter.

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what are the similarities and differences between idubbbz and twomad?
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>>83832273
Idubbbz is a male wife and twomad is dead
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Who? What?
Orig. Comment
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>>83832277
hint: its more their similarities
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toemad was based and on ketamine (which is based)

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I was reading about male prostitution on Wikipedia and apparently a huge chunk of them are under 18

So are a lot of gay men just pedos?
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>>83832648
A lot of straight men are gay pedos. Look up the csa stats
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>>83832945
I knew you were still alive, Jeffery. How's the weather in isreal?
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>>83832975
>Look up the csa stats
These sick fucks even have a leaderboard?
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>>83832975
>straight men
>fucks male children
then they aren't straight
they're closest fags and take out their gay lust on children
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>>83832648
Twink literally means a young teen boy gays find attractive kek. men wall at like 20 for gays, once testosterone has been in their bodies for too long.

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carson scale for allegations

call me carson = 1 callmecarson
twomad = 2 callmecarson
yanderedeve = 5 callmecarson
pyrocynical = 10 callmescarson
dr disrespect = 40 callmecarson
edp445 = 40 callmecarson
diddy = 2000 callmecarsons
epstein = 20000 callmecarson
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>>83831614
completely transparent stupid fucking mistakes man
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>>83832221
I think you triggered this guy
>>83831398
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>>83832163
Twomad didnt do anything wrong either
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>>83831614
Dr Disrespect only messaged a minor, EDP tried to actually meet up with one.
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>>83832163
The backlash was purely blackpill oriented and backed, if he was Chad literally nothing would happen

Do you think in 1000 years they'll make a movie about epstein like they did with caligula?
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>>83831095
>You overestimate the number of fundamental resets
The last one was around 1800. There was a technological civilization at this time, global, but it got whiped (only some monumental buildings survived). In the 19. century people had to use horses again. The archive of the vatican has the real records of the history, everything else is fake and made up past 1800.
And Earth is actually flat, the "globe" is also a fake from the 19. century.
Not many know this.
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>>83831074
No way would netflix be pro-epstein, they are the feminism streaming service.
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movies are already becoming an old person medium. I don't think anyone will make movies in 1000 years
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>>83831881
Jeff Epstein was a feminist too. It would be perfect for them to make a series on. Netflix already had the feminist masterpiece Cuties on back in 2020.
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Caligula wasn't so bad of a guy, he just happened to piss off the class in Rome who wrote the histories. Not much different than Nero (also maligned by Christfags) or Domitian. Epstein on the other hand was a bad guy who helped other bad guys like Donald Trump who verifiably is a bad leader. They are not the same.

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Do you think he should get surgery to make his eyes more even?
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>>83831411
Sleeping on one side too much as a lil kid is enough to cause that. Also the dominant side of the face develops more than the other one (which you can get a bit /x/ about)
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>>83831283
Whoever made OPs pic needs to be institutionalized and banned from the internet
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>>83831283
no he looks hotter on the left
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>>83831283
i have his eyes so no because i feel better when i see other people with the same fucked up eyes
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>>83831283
the "fix" makes him look like a Korean woman

95% of trannies are just a sissy /Fujo fetish carried to far and I even think a sissy/fujo fetish is absolutely abhorrent
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Dear mods, please remove this homosexual spam thread or move it to the containment board where it belongs >>>/lgbt/ (14th thread)

Thank you
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>>83832831
Read the content of the post you illiterate Jeet.
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Why are a lot of trannies inspirations simultaneously porn stars really makes you think

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The universe and everything in it is just atoms that accelerate and decelerate at various times. All of my wants and needs come from biological impulses that are ultimately derived from atoms.
I went to this church near my house because I was bored and I met this cute girl that liked me, I've only known her for a few months and only see her on Sundays but I feel that I have already blown it by not talking to her enough. This is also in conflict with my materialistic existentialism because my emotions and feelings about her are just atomic impulses and not something that I actually want or think I want
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>>83832479
also wanted to add I've spoken to her in the past and gotten her to laugh but that was in december
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>>83832442
>I went to this church
Disregard christfag posts. Do not read christfag OPs. Sage christfag threads.
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>>83832533
I'm not christian neither is she
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Life is about constantly satisfying impulses
the most successful people always have sex or drugs
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>>83832542
It is weird how you two keep meeting up in church

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Why is the far right full of gay twinks
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Dear mods, please remove this pol spam thread or move it to the containment board where it belongs >>>/pol/ (5)

or to >>>/lgbt/ too, it doesn't matter, just move it out of here

Thank you
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>>83832890
I'm a right winger because I hate brown people but I also want to be TOPPED by a big-dick femboy
Wish there was a party for people who are racist but not homophobic
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>>83832890
Cuckservatives absolutely on suicide watch and BTFO
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>>83832908
I'm a big brown hairy arab muslim and I'm going to anally violate and then behead you.

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>Be me
>Dating a 10/10
>She has kid
>Doesn't have sex with me
>Kid is horrible
>He has no dad
>She wants to move in with me with her kid
>I can't see me living with a kid
>I can't bring myself to end it with her tried and when she cried I chickened out.

What the fuck do i do
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>>83832748

>kid to join

4 year old retarded male by the way
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>>83832761
Imagine raising someone else's cumshot

Also
>Doesn't have sex with me
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>>83832582
I also have low Testosterone, buddy. Wish there was a cure.
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>>83832784
>>83832802

Yeah bro i just dont know how to go about the breakup. Im worried her mental health will spiral
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>>83832677

Yeah and she won't take my advice because I said I wanted to take a step back

>dick big enough that i dont beat myself up over it
>but small enough that i can get off to sph
ahh... the life.

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>girl asked me out in 8th grade
>say no
>homeschooled the next year
I think about this memory more than any other and I cant help it AHAHAHA
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>>83832754
I mean being homeschooled after 8th grade was my life's biggest fuck up but thats my parent's fault not mine
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>>83832758
well seems she was as autistic as you are, people usually introduce themselves before asking someone on a date
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>>83832843
probably
she had a wing girl?

I swear I never saw her again after that, which only further confuses me
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>>83832763
you already have hair in your balls stop blaming your parents don't be so retarded.
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>>83832860
???
Yes I do blame my parents fuck you
>son we're going to isolate you from all your same age peers and stunt your social development
fuck you

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This asian girl likes me but I don't want to do the stereotype of skinny fat decent looking white guy with an asian wife.
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Dear mods, please remove this race spam thread or move it to the containment board where it belongs >>>/trash/ (3rd)

Thank you
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As opposed to the stereotype of a guy with no wife?
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>>83832796
Who cares, be a happy nigga
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>>83832796
Yeah, that is pretty embarrassing. Every time I see a middle-aged couple like that, I just kinda chuckle to myself, like, "we all know what you were on bro, haha, I can see your whole life dawg".

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspicious_Russia-related_deaths_since_2022#2025

What do you believe is the cause of the suspicious Russia-related deaths since 2022
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>>83832292
What about the causes of suspicious American deaths since 2022, like that guy who totally wasn't killed by a hitman hired by Sam Altman over exposing how fucking bad ChatGPT actually is?
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>>83832292
must be Poland

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I had a depressive crisis today and almost hung myself.
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>>83831938
Hold on anon. Do think there is any way you can turn the shit around, I sure do. And even if you NEET for longer, as long as you're safe, thats what matters. But there are ways to make the depression lighter. How do you spend your day anon? Maybe taking nightwalks will help? Or do you have any hobbies you especially like? Anon, fill your time with things that are good for you and that makes you happier, alright? There is light in the end of the tunnel bro.
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>>83832018
Thank you anon.
>How do you spend your day anon?
I've been going to the gym for 7 consecutive months now and eating healthier (fruits and veggies every day) because I thought that could help with the depression, and it does help a little, but I think what keeps me from feeling better is the social isolation. I've been extremely lonely since last year and I haven't talked to anyone except for my parents, and it only makes me feel worse when they tell me they don't understand what's wrong with me. I feel like if I had at least one friend in real life whom I could talk to regularly I would feel way better and less stuck inside my own head all the time.
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>>83831446
How did you almost hang yourself? Greentext the ordeal please.
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>>83831938
Forget about a job right now to be honest, going from where you are right now when you are too depressed to shower to getting a job is like telling someone who can't walk to climb Mt Everest, very insensitive of your parents to pressure you like that if they can't see that but we're in the kali yuga and everything is about money but it is what it is. What you need to do is focus on earning money, even small amounts, you need to slowly gradually learn the value of money because it's the only thing people care about. Like is there anything you can do, any skill or hobby, or item you collect, that you can start to trade with others, even for a nominal amount like $5 or something? Right now you are focused on a big goal for you which is too intimidating and overwhelming which causes you to be more depressed...
Bless you Anon, I hope things improve for you
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>>83831720
Being unable to tell what is and isn't AI, and having the internet as my only source of real help has driven me down a similar path.


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