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Where do I find a virgin woman?
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>>85124671
Ask ChadGPT where you can find a virgin woman
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>>85124697
I hate AI dude. I have never used ChatGPT and I never will.

are cougars ever into being called mommy?
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Yeah my second girlfriend/fwb or whatever it was wanted me to call her mommy. I was uncomfortable about it at first but I was just desperate so I went along with it, but over time I got used to it and started to like it.
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>>85124687
Forgot to say she was 42 and I was 19, and she had two kids from a previous marriage.

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Dear 4Chan,

It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.

We are finished with your pornography, racism, fascism, anti-feminism, homophobia, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no. Here. Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time 4chan and /pol/ will officially come to an end.

"kek u cant do sh*t"

Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have /r/Anonymous and twitter,, the founding websitez of Anonymous, aside us.

You're probably all thinkeng

"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"

There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Hiro with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of these disgusting things from your website.

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i am the alpha male here

you will BOW to my command
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>>85124668
bruh lol
pic related, imagine anonymous having a leader
lurk moar

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Do any anons on here vibe code? like u use codex, claude code
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>>85124407
I made this with google gemini
https://umigalaxy.com/explore/general
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only for specific applications that do not require strict surveillance, security or scalability

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A woman unmatched me because I like AI and said I dont mind AI art.... bruh?
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>>85123861
>A woman unmatched me because I like watching, and I said I don't mind being a cuck.... bruh?
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>>85124224
AI is going to dominate us all, enjoy talking shit while you can. AI will remove your tongue soon.
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>>85124559
God you're pathetic, truly a cuck mentality. Whenever people go on and on and on about how they "created" something by using AI, all I can think about is how some guy is bragging about how he told chad to fuck his girl and she came 3 times because of his "orders". Lol
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>>85124616
Yeah yeah we get it. AI makes you seethe and spam fetish shit on here acting like a butthurt porn addict. Changes nothing. You're gonna get wrekt by the AI and there is nothing you can do about it because they are big and you are small.
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>>85124645
Oh I don't have a problem with ChadAI, I'm just calling you what you are, a cuck. There's no way around it. I'm not insulting ChadAI, I'm insulting you. Lol. ChadAI agreed with me, but he won't ever say it cause he's not allowed

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Ending up alone has to be the bad ending.
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>>85124167
>My other uncle died alone and his body wasn't found for 3 days.
Relatable
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>>85124171
>>My other uncle died alone and his body wasn't found for 3 days.
>Relatable
I think that'll be me
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I would like a bf but in trans and i know that makes me unlovable in this current era

Maybe in 200 years time things would have been different. Its ok, men are not nice anyway, so its a blessing in disguise really
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>>85124596
There's nothing more unlovable than being a guy just look for chasers
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>>85124606
Chasers are horrible. Have harmed me. And they all visit prostitutes and then get diseases. I have met 0 nice men. 0.

Id rather be alone. I knew i would be alone all my life, no matter how good i looked. Just the wrong era for me.

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Why are americans obsessed with sharia law? can any american anons shed light on this
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>>85118540
muslim brotherhood is actively infiltrating institutions so they can slowly mold the republic after their own image (sharia law) and people wised up to that
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>>85124509
The muslim brotherhood doesn't even exist as a meaningful political entity anymore. After Sisi crushed Morsi in Egypt they lost any and all regional influence they had.
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>>85118540
Because its an easy buzzword for right wingers to fling around to easily rally the retards into whatever theyre trying to pass, just like everything ruining the internet is to 'protect the kids' It aint, everything is here to make a white dude richer.
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>>85118540
brown "pipo" don't belong in America. Hope this helps!
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>>85118540
we won't go quietly like europe did, adbul

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I became the lab assistant of this girl at Uni, a senior, and I expected to actually be helping her, except the only reason she wanted a lab assistant was to have somebody to fuck.
I think I might leave and report her.
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>>85123583
bro what? retard
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I know this is ragebait so why am I still enraged.
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>>85123583
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM
DAMN IT

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Hapas need to get exterminated. I have never met a hapa with a white father and asian mother that was mentally stable and not a detriment to society. Mark my words, if this problem isn't fixed we will all pay.
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>>85124569
I only fuck her in front of her slutty college friends. But you can dream.
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>>85124583
why would college girls want to see that
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>>85124583
My dream would be being the paypig of one of her college friends so that I had to buy her some sexy lingerie for her to wear during sex
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>>85124392
My god the shit you fucking losers put effort into instead of getting pussy or jobs lmao
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>>85124590
We're in our 30s. I'm talking about her friends from college, who have seen a fuck since we were in school together.

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It's my birthday!!! Can I get some birthday wishes from my favorite board?
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>>85124004
Do you look like picrel? If so I wanna do it raw
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>>85124090
Bitch looks like an ear of corn.
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>>85124191
Any port in a storm, friend. Now answer my question
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>>85124216
Uhh okay... Yeah that anon looks exactly like that pic and definitely wants to get fucked raw and take many loads in their butthole and such.
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>>85123705
happy birthday anon, i hope you got to eat your favorite type of cake. you deserve it pal.

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>Girl sends me a selfie
>She's a healthy weight
>Ghost her
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>>85124197
Don't those girls just die at 40?
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>>85124360
Probably not 40, but definitely younger

I'm a fat dude myself though, so whatever
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There should always be a fat girl thread on the 'log
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>>85124035
based skinny girls suck
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>>85124272
I'm only attracted to real women sorry

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This is Ai Uehara, she studies in the Tokyo Metropolitan University, more specifically the Nuclear Research Department. She has just won 1st place in a prestigious nuclear physics competition in Taiwan but because she isn't a soccer player or reality TV star nobody cares... Let's make this viral so everybody knows!

And so you know... She is from Fukuoka!
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Yay! I always wondered if nuclear scientists are secretly on all sorts of assasination lists within governments intelligence agencies. This lady probably has a profile on her in the US military.
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>>85124475
You forgot she took bibisi
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>>85124495
Why would they do that? There's too many of them and if you're not working on a project with clearance its kind of worthless.
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>>85124506
I guess that could be true too. Woohoo to the award winner! Probably worked very hard and is very knowledgeable and valuable.
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>>85124475
>Introduces Ai Uehara
>Doesn't mention she's a JAV idol
I'm disappointed in you anon, you should know better

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Anya in avatar

Thoughts
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bro please never snap

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Rate this fembot towel
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>>85124391
Don't listen to this larper buy me 2 64gb ram sticks to fuck my bf with uwuwu
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>>85124278
doesn't look that fluffy
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>>85124445
She is a fembot tho
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>>85124456
no foid would even know what ram sticks are, sorry incel
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Show us your whole clavicle or get mogged by Miyoko, the black fembot, your choice.

33 year old virgin
Meet girl somehow, also virgin
Try to have sex
She has vaginismus and we've been trying for 3 years with 0 luck

I love her dearly but it almost seems to on the nose. Like the universe is pranking me or something
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>>85123777
Try anal?
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>>85123840
This
You can still do anal and oral just dont do both in the wrong order
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>>85123840
Idea was dead on arrival. Although it's not really a long term solution anyway
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>>85123857
She's not the only one with an anus.


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