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This is mens problem.
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This board is like an amazon worshipping board. Men don't care at all, it's women who hate short men. but this is obviously bait so whatever
that post is a fantasy
>Not wanting an amazonian qt who will hug you akwardly
Cartoon Guy is gay
Yeah, if only women were tall irl, instead we got all these tater thots who think they're a national treasure and every man must bow to their will
amazon world when?

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can i have a feels thread? feeling down today.

How are some people so effortlessly cool?
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'cool' is supposed to look effortless. You never see someone trying really hard to look cool and think 'damn that guy looks cool'.
skin color mainly
>unlit cigarette in mouth

confirmed smol dik
Is the guy in the picture supposed to be an example?

You're a moron /fa/tard
Heroin addict shopping for fastfood.

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Is sleep the best way to escape the pain?
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they are expensive as fuck and require huge amounts to constantly stay in a haze. i guess acid is cheap enough and you go to wonderland for a day but tolerance is insane
i dont get bux
doing acid alone while deep in depression isn't something i recommend, i saw some pretty disturbing shit
I don't like sleep, I always feel like ive wasted time. I just want to be someone who is comfortable with themselves and can achieve something, anything. the pain never goes away, anon, it never does.
Have you literally ever tried a single drug? Even the obvious ones like alcohol and weed work pretty good in the long run
the best way is to get opium induced dream states. literally dreaming while awake. visiting vast landscapes and huge castles with NOTHING on your mind. ive been there a few times and it is the great escape from reality. only downside is respiratory depression if u over do it. and it's addictive

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>genuinely interesting/fun threads
>5 replies at best before dying
>complete shit (you) magnet threads BUT WAIT! there's a picture/gif/webm of a thot attached so you must reply
>hundreds of replies, constantly on the first page
every fucking time
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What do you expect?
We,re a board full of virgins.
just use catalog view, then your shitty thread will always be on the first page too
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I am an alpha blogger that has no time to waste proofreading. You have nothing better to do than make meta threads about me

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You wake up (in our real world) and have sangoku super powers. Your powers are permanent and the only downside to them is if you misuse them I guess.

What would you do?
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Why would a really be able to do with the power the effortlessly wipe out a multiverse?
just with a mastersd kaioken (doesn't kill or damage you) in my normal body i have now i'd be very very powerful
Seeing as Goku moves massively faster than light, I'd zoom into a bank with a mask on, annihilate everyone almost instantly with a shockwave, take all the money and dip.

And then when I need money I would do it again
>annihilate everyone almost instantly
why would that be necessary
and you could easily make clean money with those powers
Destroy this planet and end everyone's suffering
try to solve global warming by using my powers as a energy source

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>you will always be stunted in your development as a person
>you will always idealize sex
>you will never be comfortable being naked around a significant other
>you will never know what it is like to have your less than alpha body accepted and desired by an equally average woman
>you will never have a few less than perfect partners that you will be gracious with and accept just as willingly
>you think sex is two shaved perfectly augmented humans on drugs fucking like pistons in machinery
>your brain is fried on porn
>you will never have several practice partners that will help you undo this and realize face frame hairline height and all that is utter bullshit for most girls
>you are retarded and delayed and stuck at this stage of development forever
>most people have/are moving beyond this obsession with sex to have fulfilling lives that may or may not have sex in them
>your lack and inexperience is obvious and bleeds out into everything including hobbies, interaction with peers/superiors/subordinates/family/friends, temperament, tolerance, drive and how you handle adversity
>yours will always be inferior, made more so each year by a warped sexuality feeding itself into fantasy and idealisation

After my second practice gf I just realized this. Broke u with her yesterday and feel like a real person in a long time. Do everything in your power (including lowering your standards) to get a gf even just for practice. You needs to see beyond the horizon
I don't really need to. I lost my virginity to a Kim K look a like escort and realized how overrated that chit is. Had an existential crisis for a bit then got over it.
story desu ooriganly??

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I mean, newfags seem to be getting memes *they make* and reality mixed up with regularity now.

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Why are the retards who screenshot shit from here and put it on r/greentext such ginormous faggots who say retarded shit

>fake and gay lole
>Im gonna post this and get 3 karma lole
>they all look like pic related when they do this shit

Reddit is such a fucking cesspool it isnt even funny
put me in the screencap hehehehehehehehehe
just ignore them whatever
they had my pity

comedy gold xddddddddd

absolute pinnacle of humor el oh el
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literally a karmafarm to karmawhore your new and alt accounts for sockpuppeting or other purposes, many subs don't allow you to create threads without a certain karma threshold. They still put effort into concealing it and making it look legit and post/screencap usually at the expense of enraging incels on /r9k/ (ie this thread)/...reddit has basically beaten 4chan at it's own game lol

we ha secs, but specifically positive memories that you kept quite cuz you don't want people to think you're even more of an autistfag

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All NEETs and robots are welcome.
Normies and roasties will be banned on sight.
Misaki lewds will result in a ban
I'm a retard I forgot the invite
Misaki was made for lewd purposes.
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>Normies and roasties will be banned on sight.
Based Misakinigger
You're already a normalfag for using Discord.

I can stop lusting after women, feeling envy, feeling insecure and suffering in humiliation and confusion if i would just work up the courage to kms.
i can't even work up the courage to make a phonecall

What are your thoughts on this place?

Is it really as bad as people say it is?

I'm in it and other than pedos and literal lolis its not too bad
>other than pedos and literal lolis
>literal lolis
Nyc anon here if someone needs a friend
worse than it used to be. ever since elliott it's been getting worse

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Come on in here and tell me what ails you on this cool September morning, whether it be saddening or infuriating. I may or may not reply, but I'll read everything and sympathize.
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>Why do stupid HR cunts think this is the best way to do it?
Normalfags prioritize emotion over truth, it's sickening
>I'm not salty, I thought about quitting every day. But that smug fucking HR cunt gives me homicidal urges.
Ohhh, I can empathize with that. Once I got kicked out of a game dev project that I utterly despised, and I felt the same way.
You get me. I was outright waiting to get fired for weeks now. Don't know if I'll get unemployment but frankly anything is better than forcing yourself to wake up an hour and a half before dawn to sit on a computer in a different building and be uncomfortable all day. I have enough money to cover my expenses so it's summer vacation for me.
Taking this time off to work on side hustles and try to set up passive income flows. Hopefully I'll have some success.
Why do normies obsess over muh feelings and emotion shit all the time? We're adults, say what you mean and let's get a move on. And they care so much about names. I didn't know the names of more than 6 people in the entire company.
And why do I have to say hello to everyone all the time? What difference does it make? I don't care about you, you don't give a fuck about me, but if I don't greet you as enthusiastically as a long lost brother it's a second holocaust and I'm good morning Hitler.
I don't think any of the cunts in a typical office actually do work. Every time I saw them they were just flitting around gossiping or talking, yet again, about their stupid kid or how "whacky" their dog is for acting like a fucking dog. I'd rather blow my brains out than participate in that. Even the men do this shit.
We have protections against discrimination against faggots, trannies, niggers, and retards. Where are social autist defense groups? Where is our protective legislation that we can't be fired on the basis of not wanting to smalltalk with you?
>Every time I saw them they were just flitting around gossiping or talking, yet again, about their stupid kid or how "whacky" their dog is for acting like a fucking dog.
fuck that
You strike me as a real piece of shit Anon, I bet if you were less of an asshole, you'd find normalfags more receptive to you.
Gotta learn to appeal to the idiots if you want to survive. I'd recommend just neeting because you're clearly a depressed loser.
I heard from a lot of colleagues that they hate this kind of shit.
But I could never relate to that. It's fun to go around and gossip.
You gossip with group A about group B, and with group B about group A.
It creates friction, friction is potential, and you can use it to your advantage. It's all like in game of thrones, it's fun.
Just make sure, that you are on good terms with everyone so that when someone from group A gets fired for something, you can move up to his position, because both group A who's mate was fired, and group B who got him fired like you.

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>be me
>family takes dna test
>find out im 10% east asian
>explains why some people in family look asian like Bjork
>tfw dont look asian because italian genes from dad

anyone else get btfo by dna?

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