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Dear Women

I hate you. I think you have a very reductive view of men. Universally. I think you have a very deluded view of yourself and women.

I think the idea that women deserve a sex union, and men must be intentionally atomized, alienated, slandered, surveilled and have their speech policed for the slightest hint of complaint or organizing is both wrong and not egalitarian. You have no moral basis for anything you say think and feel. You are a tyrannical, brat with no character, no foresight, and no charm. You rely on your sexual characteristics to a fault. None of this is redeemable because you do not love either. You're good for nothing vermin. You make everyone's souls sick. You are lost.

Anon
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>>85449619
>whats his deal?
went through a phase of no longer resenting them and I check these to see if it happens again
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>>85449593
Dear Men

I hate you. I think you have a very reductive view of women. Universally. I think you have a very deluded view of yourself and men.

I think the idea that men deserve a sex union, and women must be intentionally atomized, alienated, slandered, surveilled and have their speech policed for the slightest hint of complaint or organizing is both wrong and not egalitarian. You have no moral basis for anything you say think and feel. You are a tyrannical, brat with no character, no foresight, and no charm. You rely on your sexual characteristics to a fault. None of this is redeemable because you do not love either. You're good for nothing vermin. You make everyone's souls sick. You are lost.

Anon
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>>85449656
women proving once again that they can only bastardize what men have already created
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>>85449656
Swapping the sexes just doesn't work. The criticism is attuned too well at women. What woman would really say that men rely on their sexual characteristics? Women aren't alienated or atomized at all. You regularly see explicit and overt women only conspiracy groups for unfair advantages in terms of school and career advancement whereas any males co-interacting has been demolished through the legal system to be for both sexes, typically with special preference given to women within it by law.
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>>85449637
Me over there in the left.

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Why does this happen

Wake up extremely tired wish I could go back to sleep low on dopamine feeling groggy

Try and go to sleep super awake thinking about things lots of dopamine really happy
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>>85449650
Same issue. Heard its an ADHD thing. You know you're supposed to wake up so your body does the opposite and makes you feel super tired. You know you're supposed to sleep so your body makes you feel super awake.
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>sleep early
>wale up more tired than usual
make this make sense
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>go to sleep at any time regardless of habits, sleepiness, prior activity in the preceding day
>unable to sleep for more than 6.5 hours, always wake up tired
will it ever end
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>>85449650
Get your hormones checked and a blood panel. Test is supposed to peak in the morning.
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>>85449654
Yeah I'm thinking of getting some kind of melatonin gummies but apparently those are not good for us because it inhibits our natural release I don't know it sucks

I know the second I close 4chan to close my eyes how hot air balloons work or some shit and my brain will get super focused and won't let me feel tired until I figure out the answer so I never really have to figure out the answer by going on my phone and when I go on my phone it acts as a dopamine regulator and I feel tired again

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CPTSD/DTD is surreal at times. There are stretches of months at a time when I'm a blank faced, one word response giving robot. I'm fully aware of this fact, but at no point can I force myself to just act as I normally do. Long term friends and coworkers will react with 'oh neat, he's back to normal' and act super positively towards me when I finally shake it off, and then kind of shrug if I fall back into that state again.
Its been a very long time since I've been in a relationship, but they did keep me stable and prevent me from shutting down in the distant past but I can't help wonder if that would be true now. Its part of what prevents me from trying to approach anyone. I can't be relied upon to be me, or an effective provider between me being liable to go full silent child mode on them. I have no car and no interest in getting one. I'm working a job that doesn't pay well. I would be a liability and a poor partners objectively speaking, so its probably best I just don't put anyone through that. Inevitably, though, I have to wonder if that's just the CPTSD/DTD speaking.

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even this guy mogs me to death, now i know im a trucel
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>>85449545
It's tough coming up with a funny meme name for a guy named like a cartoon super villain whose name is ironic
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>>85449545
reminds me of jake davison

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should i post a tramuadumping video about my life on my otherwise completely unrelated minecraft channel?
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>>85449524
>there could be another minecraft channel youve gotten confused with me
nah. i know which channel you are. don't let the anons here know about it though.
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>>85449565
WHICH ONE IS IT THO??
I dont care tell them
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>>85449570
you tell them. i don't want to get blamed for what comes next. by the way, you should speak up more.
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>>85449575
ah whatever i need to sleep anyways
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>>85449579
good night. but maybe the way you talk now is part of what makes me so interested. kisses you on the elbow.

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do any other anons live here?
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>>85449384
i'm just going to imagine you as a hot anime woman. anyway, let's tap each other's dic- let me hit.
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>>85449501
>Queens what's up
what are you doing this weekend
>>85449504
no i'm straight
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>>85449523
>no i'm straight
nah. you're not. you're one of those secret gay guys, right? trust.
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>>85449188
Only faggot posers live in NYC
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>>85449536
>you're one of those secret gay guys, right? trust.
i'm not. go check out some lgbt thread on soc if you wanna fuck dudes kek
>>85449540
poser for what?

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I don't remember much from highschool other than the weekends were always with the bros skating. Those were great times.

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as a fella from the outside looking in I've never seen a lady like feet, which sucks imo as I'd love a girl to give me a foot rub after my construction work or playfully tickle em while we watch something on TV so I have to restrain her to leave my dogs alone.
IDK, the lovely ladies of this board seem a bit screwy so I thought it best to ask something like this here as I think if there where to be one of em it'd be here.
thank you and have a nice day
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>>85449434
makes sense that it's a more bisexual lady thing but I only say that thinking about how few ladies like it compaired to fellas.
you see memes about footjobs everywhere but stimulating the clitoris with socked up feet? rarer than a steak still bleeding.
then again that's meme bias. if I where to believe everything that gets a meme is popular I'd be scared about how many people are putting things in their P holes or how many "the quiet kids" are easily felled by "The autistic kid thinking we're playing tag" in American schools
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>>85449003
I want a woman to step on my clit/labia with her bare feet. Or to step on my breasts.
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>>85449437
i don't really have a hand fetish, but i understand girls who do. i think there's something about having a big hand on your face, like someone's caressing you or petting you
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>>85449003
They do exist, I know one (spaniard) who likes feet, she prefers looking at female feet over male ones, but she have made a few lewd comments over male feet mainly in flip-flops.

As long as they're well taken cared of and moisturised, like no hardness or dry heels, she was kinda into them. Never asked about specifics other than as a whole
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>>85449003
My wife loves feet more than me. I'm not into it but she's always taking feet pictures for me. She wants me to do foot jobs and cum on her feet but I'd rather have sex other ways

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I have 0 (zero) libido at 22 years of age.
All the smoking and opioids killed my sex drive.

The funny part is that while I used to be an incel, now I have women constantly interested in me (I lost fat and got muscle + have a mature, intelligent personality) but I don't fuck them because I don't get aroused. I'm turbo cucked.
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>>85448193
0 libido gang
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You are in an ascended state of consciousness.
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>>85448354
Owner of a lonely heart
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>>85448193
Sounds like gen alpha girls are gonna have to share my fat old millenial cock with the zoomettes then
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>>85448193
Why do you need libido?

Is becoming a millionaire the only way that I can have enough social leverage to be able to isolate an Aspie from their support network? I heard that if you are a male who has a house, a car, and a job, you can literally just pick up homeless women off the street and they will effectively act like your slaves. I wonder if the same principle applies to autistic NEETs. You guys have no idea how badly I want to treat a high-IQ autistic person like they are my de-facto property. It's pretty much all I think about all day.
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>>85448869
>not jewish enough
you're a half black faggot alcoholic who spends all day whining on an anonymous image board about how much he wants to "own" an autistic man. you're literature a lolcow on the level of ch*ckn and rad. you are pathetic. you will never amount to anything.
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>>85448869
>I am simply not Jewish enough to have the right business connections.
However, "muh connekshunz" only matter if you are trying to become a billionaire which I am not. Becoming a self-made billionaire requires you to deal with so many people that you won't even have time for your pet clingy, friendless, high-IQ, autistic, catboy.

>>85448889
Smells too bad.
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>>85448895
LMAO the scummy little jewboy is mad. Shouldn't you be monitoring your stock portfolio or molesting underage boys Dr. Moshe Shekelbergensteinbaumbergowitz? Stahp wasting your time on 4chan. You've got money to make pally!
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>>85448915
>imagining jews everywhere
take your meds schizo
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>>85448702
What you want is fucking stupid. It's exhausting and unfulfilling and the dream of it is more fruitful than ever actually doing so.
>I heard that if you are a male who has a house, a car, and a job, you can literally just pick up homeless women off the street and they will effectively act like your slaves.
A car and job no. Maybe you mean a high status career. A house today implies significant wealth, so maybe.

im going to make approximately fifty eps billet cabinet cubes in my free time so my sailboat doesnt sink
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>>85449486
Are the bags full of dead bodies?
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>>85449490
they are salvage bags which float a shipwreck to the air
no bodies
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>>85449496
Best predictor of future behavior is past behavior. Settling for a shipwrecked ship is like settling for a nonvirgin woman. You can make it work, but it won't work that good and it will end badly.
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>>85449509
i would have a sailboat and go shipwreck diving i could even have a submarine drone put the interesting stuff in a net and then pump the air down to the bag to retrieve with a small winch and pully
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>>85449467
tripfags belong on tumblr, so it just looks like a tumblr post with either shitty ai slop or that other avatarfag shit he does
We need competent moderation.

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what's it called when you're not an alcoholic but you really like drinking and drink all the time but you can stop whenever you want? i'd stop immediately if my doctor told me to
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>>85448220
Alcohol deficiency
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>>85448220
called being an alcoholic... just admit it
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>"i CaN qUiT aNyTiMe I wAnT!"
Says countless alcoholics.
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I think the term is drinker. I drink all the time except while at work. Addicts are weak and addiction is probably made up, all in their head. They just use it as an excuse to be a bad person.
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>>85449371
It's true though. Nobody is forcing them to keep drinking. They want to continue drinking. If they didn't want to drink then they would quit drinking.

Take care of what you share online because otherwise I WILL stalk you and I WILL osint you.
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>I have multiple reasons.
Why are you so secretive, you could even just lie to me. At least that was what I was expecting.

>You should try doing this IRL
I can see the appeal here. If I was a better actor, and knew how to speak nonsense I would that sounds both exciting and beneficial. But how is it either of those things on the internet. There is nothing to lose if you are caught, and very little to gain.
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>>85448445
im nothing interesting, youll have wasted your time
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>>85449366
>Why are you so secretive
We have fun around here.
>you could even just lie to me
I'm quite relaxed at the moment. Getting involved is fun.
>But how is it either of those things on the internet.
I'll likely be forever alone because of this habit I picked up but it's cool being able to just hop into anything if you get what I'm sayinnnn. If this doesn't suffice as an answer, apologies. As you may have noticed, I'm not good at articulation.
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>>85449387
Have you ever watched Catch me if you can or read the book, it might be your style. It also might sink you further down the hole of chronic lying :D. I can see the appeal of it all, being able to fit in to any community, and be anyone. Sometimes I will go into an incel thread and larp about how I am a khhv who has yearns for a mentally ill foid. (Only the second half of that is true).
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>>85449382
sex with ancient computer

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Donald Trump won as a fuck you to the experts, wokeness and the direction Democrats were taking the country.
Democrats have no interest in defending the 4 years they were in charge. They want to memory hole the Biden years and focus on shitting on Trump
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>>85448453
They can't stop illegal immigration too much damage has been done there are hundreds of millions of illegals according to some sources half your nation is Mexican already the Dems won, they successfully engineered the collapse of America. Trump raids and ice are largely symbolic you'll realize and there's evidence he's getting lax on immigration as well. Illegals are fucking up everything too, driving up costs, using our natural resources.
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>>85448614
That is a viable explanation but it would also show the limits of their power, and the form of their retaliation.
You can also view it from a party politics thing. It wasn't Jews who conspired but democrats, knowing that by making the covid lockdowns more punitive in their state they would ruin the economy and make people miserable, and they could blame that on Trump
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>>85448453
>as a fuck you to the experts
How dare they improve lives! People prefer to remain retarded.
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>>85449282
The experts need to plead the fifth 111 times when you ask them questions about the science
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>>85449398
The people asking the questions deserve to be killed, ackshually. The reason for this is the Paradox of Tolerance. So, simply not answering their questions is under-reacting.


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