What type of guy would be able to attract a babe like this?
>>79291950Nigga you want a boyfriend
>>79291950>What type of guy would be able to attract a babe like this?rich ones
>>79291950She's muscular, so she's probably into guys whose hobby is also working out or sport.He'd probably have to be taller and stronger than her too.But you probably also need to have a personality outside of working out.And a good face...And a good job.....And to not be awkward...You get the point. Tough luck.
>>79291960Nigga don't talk like a coon.
>>79291950I pulled one by trying to get /fit/ at a gym where she was, she saw me and latched on
I've never seen a vagina IRL.I've now worked as a massage therapist for 7 years and all my life i have had this yearning to pleasure/caress/touch people physically to get a genuine positive reaction as a result of my expression.I didn't know that this is what i always deeply wanted. Many years of unknowingly coping with the lack of this expression when I was a teen and also in my 20s are what resulted instead.Now finally realizing that my highest joy in life would come from me giving my well meant touch and affection to anyone willing and open for it.It is only through my work I have gotten to know this about myself, even if the suspicion always were in the back of my mind.I have never been on a date, or had a gf, sex, kissed someone, etc. How could I have known?It was a shock the first time I worked as a massage therapist, how fulfilling it was and how fast the time flew by.Even though the work is catered to the customers different various needs that aren't all about pleasure in the classical sense. Many times its about the pain relief instead, stretching, certain amount of pressure, depth, and technique to accomplish goals.So at first it didn't hit me what was happening because I was so focused about doing my job. Now after 7 years I can however for sure say this is job hits that spot of what I wanted most of my life. Mostly when the customer is of the right mind and kind, open, receptive and values pleasure above everything else of the treatment. Especially women, because the act of being receptive and vulnerable in that way is a very feminine thing and it just fits in with my sexual orientation. I can only imagine what it is like when it's not a customer but an actual partner who values you as a man for what pleasure you bring combined with the fact that she is letting you be there for her, letting you protecting her and take care of her.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>79291208>>79291247I mean, probably. But autistic guys can still get gfs. And he doesn't look bad and can manage his autism well enough to be a massage therapist.
Nobody likes you. Please make a trip so we can filter you. You're painfully boring.
>>79291317Oh no doubt. But he needs to take the proper steps to learn how to socialize and talk to women which I'm guessing isn't something he's willing to do
>>79291330You fucking simp dipshit. You probably spam those femanon here threads to high heaven, because those are so much better
>>79291975>male anon begs for attention<omg yasss!! XDD>female anon begs for attention<NOOO REEEEBoth are subhuman.
Armpit poussey is so hot
foidsbe honesthow many babies have you sacrificed to your god, moloch
>>79291020got it open in another tab to read when my meds wear off an i can see straight again, but i also take your word on it. it definitely tracks with my own anecdotal experience
>>79291089I'll be very honest with you since you've been straight and I'll give you my honest opinion. I think that all of this is just a meta pattern of genetically hardwired misandry. I think this isn't even something that happens according to anyone's plan, it's something biologically predetermined in women. If they get into positions of power, they will abuse it for the furtherment of their in-group, which for them will always be, you guessed it, other women of their female circle.I think this pattern is responsible for the current hiring tendencies of corporations, the shift towards women being more educated, the rise of worthless degrees and men dropping out altogether. I think most guys can feel that something's off, but they would never point their fingers at women, not because they're intimidated, but because they could never accept this. The idea that they're viscerally hated because of genetic memory is not something that they're ever going to live down, so they'll just man up and look the other way.No matter what happens, what kind of societal changes will take place in the future, what kind of collapse-rebuild cycle we'll go through, this feeling will always be there, forever.
>>79289739>gets tricked by guy>gets pregnant>aborts>still hangs out with guy>It's Mens fault, I hate Men, Imma gonna LEZZ OUUT HUUUUUUUURRRGHHH I LOVE LICKING VAGSee this is why Men think Women are retardspoetry
>>79291571>LEZZ OUUT HUUUUUUUURRRGHHH I LOVE LICKING VAGI think she said that she doesn't do that, but I could be wrong. I think she's in a sexless relationship
>>79291571Develop reading comprehension before calling others retards.
>woke up several times>didn't got a long sleep ((((again))))>just decide to get out of bed now>pretty moody and feel like ass>aunt is breakfasting befor she leaves for their business>pay her some company>gonna get my breakfast & snickers milkshake from outside soon
>oh n0>they remember me from last week>I prefer to not be remembered>I dont want any chit chat>just let me order n eat without much social interactions>we need roboter waiters like in japan>wait n eat while watching/listening to>https://youtu.be/moGqiY8jxb0?si=3o2WxNZ8ByFB0ExY>they thought im someone local and asked me if I have this app for loyalty points>ate everything up>even the bread, peanuts n potato peal xd>grandma would always say dont ever leave leftofers be it a single piece of rice>more like she wouldnt allow to lmao>cant always follow that rule>stack everything so my table is quick to clean up for themComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>cousin picks me>tells me to pick a day where I wanna go to the museum with the future theme >to plan dropping me off>big awwwww>its booked out until after im back home>damn he kept telling me its currently one of the most popular attractions>and to book it much earlier to avoid this scenario>that building is like vapoware to me>have seen it be under construction since 2018>was still not open during my last visit like 2 - 3 years ago>I can keep checking the website to see if im maybe lucky>I guess next time I will book it as soon as I habe my plane ticket>parents want to travel over here for chrismas if things work out>specially mom since its cousins son bday >she was the one who cut his umbilical cord in the hospitalComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>what do I plan now>https://thesmashroom.com/city/>what>so you can book some themed room with items in it>they give you a baseballbat n crowbar>so you can play out ur violent phantasies to destroy stuff without getting in trouble with the law>I assume the targeted audience are tourist wagies who hate their job>none of them intress me so pass methinks>cant even think of a room that would want for a violent larp >there is a karaoke room>Im gonna assume that one targerts japanese hosts/hostess who hate it
>aunt says she and her frens just went there and got a ticket at the site>but it was during summer where its not recommended to visit this country>lots of places also close during around noon until the heat calms down>if its possible at all the waiting line is gonna be crazy>im just stunned she didnt speedrun that place>welp her frens slowed her down>she and dad do not rly care for such places and are known to speedrun them>they both went to madame tussauds in amsterdam>came out after like 10 minutes>mom was like w h a t did you guys even do anything there?>Yes.>shows pictures with every waxfigure>to be desu I also dont get the appeal of that place>dad goes into the louvre in paris >comes out after like 20 minutesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>the new waterpark perhaps>I evem came prepared for one with a waterproof phonecase to carry mine around dis time>they seems like they downgraded the old one to draw people over to the new placr>the waterpark was the most fun with cousins and parents and other relatives years ago>was also during off peak season >cousin was like oh wow this place is ours for today>cousins wont hab time>the new one seems interesting>>>they are the ones who offer you to swim with a dolphin if you are ready to pay more>the dolphins are most likely caught from taiji>the place where japs have a passion to kill dolphins>I mean I would still travel to japan>not a fan of my money ending up in that industry or to seaworld like places>can I ignore that fact or will be autism about it idk im sleepy atm
Are you justified to kill them?
force them to recant their slander by challenging them to a yugi oh duel
>>79291015No, so i raped his younger sibling instead.
They were kustofied ruinimg ypur reputation if you kill themBest revenge is living well
>>79291015No. Imagine being triggered so hard by caring what other people think. If you've been slandered of crimes that's another story, and even then you can take the accuser to the court for defamation.
>>79291015only if it was a pedophilia or rape accusation
Being single at this point in my life is really enjoyable now. Im doing cooler shit by the day and making a name for myself. When i was in school i was very shy and heavily bullied but now im doing insane things atleast twice a week thats getting me worldwide attention. Not sure how this makes me sound but i know there are women that want to get with me, but i enjoy staying single. Part of me has that sadistic side where i reject girls as revenge for early life but part of me just doesnt want anyone ruining my winning streak. I overcame a lot including the need to goon so theres really nothing i can extract from most women. I am free !
>>79291784Hell yeah anon! Sounds like you've made yourself into a high value male. Good on you for some spite rejections too, so long as there's no more malice than that, its good to give people some perspective. Alotta bitches will drag you down, some of them will do it just because they can. Unless you prefer to be on your own though I'd recommend you keep looking for someone on your level, but never stop prioritizing yourself!
>>79291844Definitly no malice. Just showing women their own game they have run on undesirables since the dawn of time. Some of them couldnt take the rejection kek
Why would you as a woman do this to your kid? This is legitimately so disgusting and unfair to the child on so many levels.
>>79290255If a random kid was able to find her only fans and recognize her as their friends mom. She must be fairly popular and making big bucks. I think that outweighs the downsides of the situation.
>>79291607>If a random kid was able to find her only fans and recognize her as their friends mom. She must be fairly popular and making big bucksOr her son is helping her make the videos and he heard from him
>>79291161You are a perverse freak. Seek help.
>>79290338Wondering if this is the cope all the eastern euro sluts I've been fucking use to justify to themselves why they're letting a stranger fuck their buttholes for money
>>79291897There was that vid of that guy who drove up and tried to pick up a hooker and said he'd pay for her to cook dinner, she said noSucking strange smelly dick is easier
Was 2002 more similar to 2000 or 2007?
Got broadband internet like in 2006 so more similar to 2000
I feel so fucked up and guilty.I write erotica for myself, and this time I just got super horny and wrote an extended piece about a guy who volunteers to be tortured and killed by a girl as a birthday present to her.I'm male btw so I didn't fantasise about killing anyone, just BEING killed by a girl.Now I'm in post-nut clarity and I feel awful, like an absolute freak. I think I need to kick this addiction to writing.Does anyone have experience with ridding yourself of fucked-up fantasies, or stopping an erotica addiction?
why does everyone on this board want to be tortured by a foid. i hate femdom faggots so much
>>79290679you unironically have woman sexuality if you get off to erotica and avatarfag as a woman and act like a woman
>>79291262I'm not even mad, I've always related more to female sexuality desu. Male sexaulity is just talking about bazoingas and being anxious about your penis size. No thanks
>>79291363Male sexuality also includes lolis and rape have some respect
>>79291363>being anxious about your penis sizehey sph is actually hot though
>Be me>Making breakfast>Decide to have eggs, and toast>Finish cooking the eggs>Drop the plate on the ground by accident and there is porcelain everywhere>Plate was made in the 1960s and belonged to my grandmaIs it over for me?
Yeah, pack your bags
So, how is everyone tonight? I'll share, I lost my job recently, ot fired for being an all around jackass. Instead of malding and seething, I'm going to get my autism bux and welfare, and dedicate my life to my kickboxing career. I know I'm only 20, 21 in December, but it's really the only thing I've felt truly good at while loving it, I'm still gonna do music on the side.
>>79291470so far so good. got boba on the way home from uni. i tried this thai tea one and it was really good. we discussed pokemon in class today and the teacher gave out trick or trade boosters. i got a fezandipiti :3
>>79291470I took a few days off work to detox from alcohol. Got like 2 hours of sleep last night and have been dealing with the shakes, cold sweats and an overwhelming, ever-present feeling of pure fear. It's fun.
>>79291521That's great man, keep at it, cutting down booze did great things for my body.
>>79291470i'm boutta jerk my shit
Why do right wingers always push for "civil debates", and complain about the lack of them "these days", even though they routinely like to argue subjects that inevitably lead to that very same "lack of civility"?We had something like this happen just the other day. People with right leaning views wanting to talk about how "impossible" it is to have any discussions with anybody without someone getting heated about it. But it didn't take long before they started debating about topics like abortions (with largely pro-life stances), LGBT rights, and even claiming that programs like affirmative action were "discriminatory" against white men, etc. And the results were pretty much how you expected them to play out, even though some of these arguments are inherently "uncivil", and encroach on civil rights, which is why they're difficult to approach in any fair and balanced way.It sometimes seems like "civil debates" or "peaceful discussions", as concepts, are more often used as bad faith attempts to engage in vitriolic rhetoric without risk at being held accountable for them, or even argued against, which is ironically against discourse as an overarching principle. Some subjects can't be broached "peacefully", and require more active means of arguing.
>>79290422it was always self evident to me that right wingers were people who actually love their country while leftist were just the violent mob not of peasants, but privileged upper middle class scrawny white kids.i am on the right side. though i hate both. humans always think principles are the way to guide society instead of what is necessary. abordtion is fine in such a populated country. in an underpopulated country abortion is not fine. immigrants are fine if they are from developed nations, immigrants are not fine if they are from brutal backwaters where they have been fighting eachother for 6000 years.the right are almost just as big of moralfaggots as the left when it comes to certain things.
>>79290709>You're the idiots that elevate him to god-hood and we can't figure out why.they elevate him to god-hood because he is a strong male figure in a world of limp wristed, cowardly, fake, dishonest politicians.
All leftists should be deported to Africa. Except for AOC. She can stay
>>79291411That was satire right?>cowardly, fake, dishonest politiciansI assume it has to be, but in this day and age you can't be sure.
>>79290422To be honest with you... I hope you destroy each other. I'll come down from the mountains when you morons are done failing at your wars. I mean hey, on the bright side, America gets to defeat itself a second time. That's exciting, but they will never learn their lessons. You retards want to be ruled over, but cannot decide which shithead to put in charge over you, so how do you decide which slavemaster gets to whip you? You kill each other. rofl
which board is the most robot, by /r9k/ standards?
>>79291294/v/, /int/, /bant/
>>79291294even though people will tell you that /r9k/ is for normalfags its probably still the board with the most NEETs/robots/hikkis, maybe /jp/ would be a good candidate too? probably things like /vrpg/ and /vr/ but i dont visit those
/vr/Because you are stuck in the past with old garbage
/jp/ if you ignore the generals. On the whole they're a good bunch of people but of the many Touhou fans I've interacted with, every single one has had some kind of mental disorder.
/int/ is r9k with flags and banter.
how were whites so easily conquered by porn
>>79291483cant you keep your predatory humiliation fetish to yourself for just two seconds
>>79291520I honestly don't know what you mean, I don't feel humiliated by acknowledging the simple wisdom of blacks
Right now let's have a look at the studies
>why do people have a natural sex drive
>>79288182>presumptive assumptive begging the question question threadAlready discarded as authentic but I'll humor your large language model machine gun psyop. It's suburbia and lack of third places. There's nothing to do so people get bored. Read a book about the psychological effects of suburban wasteland and lack of third spaces retard.
