lobster scrappy doo dancing is a hyperstition.
>>82960779>>82960797they both understand
>>82960769>lobster scrappy doo dancing is a hyperstition.i dont get it?
>>82960850You shouldn't get it, you should only send it.
>>82960769This gif needs a Jordan Peterson soijack in front of it pointing
>>82960850all that matters is that it is.
What do you think of this femcel?
>>82960153>Ackchyually we both took each other's virginity.
>>82953747She looks like Cassie but without the blonde hair. Tbh if she got better glasses and did her eyebrows she wouldn't so bad. Not a model but definitely cute. Oh and found a way to get rid of whatver is on her chest.
>>82954545>>82959437>>82959473>WOMAN IS TOO STUPID TO NOTICE SHE'S CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE>AS SOON AS SHE REALIZES IT SHE SLUTS AROUND INSTANTLY>GETS FAT AFTER SLUTTING AROUND>STILL HAS SEX>GETS CONVINCED TO CHOP OFF HER BOOBS RATHER THAN ACTUALLY LOSE WEIGHTI'M FULLY CONVINCED LIKE 80% OF THE POPULATION IS COMPLETELY RETARDED. LIKE GENUINELY JUST BRAIN DRIBBLING OUT OF EARS RETARDED.
>>82960883A SAD TRVKE TURLES ANON>ASS CHUGS SOME OPIUMITS A GOOD THING SAIYANS LIKE US EXIST TO CONTROL THE POPULATION FROM BEHIND THE SCENES>SNORTS LINE OF COCAINE THROUGH EYELIDS
>>82952608I would do anything for her, she's perfect
how much of a level up is having a car?I just wanna get out there, man
>>82960544I suck at owning cars because I'm completely uninterested in maintenance and how they functionI will ignore issues until they've become a catastrophic failureThat's how I absolutely fucked the engine on my old car, I don't think I ever actually had an oil change, let it get really low and burnt out my enginePlus I'm poor so I can't just take it to a shop unless I want to give up eating for that month and let my electric get shut offNow I either walk or use my mom's car lmao
>>82960544If you're a neet, you level up 5 points to the driving neet. You can doordash for a quick buck and drive around to buy your weed or cigs. The next level up is an apartment.
>>82960544>how much of a level up is having a car?Depends on where you live. Some Euro place with trains everywhere? It's nice but not essential. In the USA? Lmao you can't do ANYTHING without a car. I got mine when I turned 16.
>>82960544Idk it was fun at first but now I want to kms every time I go the gas station
Get a motorcycle, fucking everyone has a car and it's not special
What goes through the minds of sons of pornstars when they inevitably witness mommy 'performing'?
For top tier pornstars like Eva it's not that unlikely that they will not even try to keep it a secret from their kids. It's pointless if you are that famous. What would be more brutal is if your mom did only one couch porn scene in her college years for money for a small agency and the video of it is kinda forgotten, but you somehow manage to stumble upon it.
>>82958315I was jerking it last night to some amateur porn and halfway through the video while this woman is just blasting her pussy with what looks to be a child's toy and moaning loudly, I see her fucking young child walk right past herLooked to be about 2 or 3I felt immediate disgust and cancelled the fapHow genuinely fucked up do you have to be to expose your child to that? What the fuck
>>82959498>For top tier pornstars like EvaI have no idea who that is.
>>82959498She is SO lucky
>>82958750That's hotter than most shitty mom/son doujins.
Why hasn't snapchat been banned?
>>82959763Post linkos
>>82959757>>82959763How could you not get blackpilled looking at this? Good lord, is it tiring. I don't want to be stuck in the same world as this evil.>>82959874Unironically, women getting rights has been a net negative>>82959871>Just stop noticing things!
>>82959763Pretty sure half of those are pedophiles pretending to make it look like it's what all the young girls are doing so they can prey on her by normalizing it
>>82959920Just stop (((nooticing))) or your face will become permanently distorted. Mr. Shekelberg will schedule a mandatory brow-lowering surgery on affected side
>>82959763And yet normies imply males have a crisis..
work would be more tolerable if I still had a gf, god I miss her so much, i still love you miss
What the hell is muzziemaxing?
>>82960841it's when you pretend to be virtuous by acting more Muslim (because you don't have to actually commit to it in any understandable or accountable way) in order to pretend to be better than other people.
>>82960881This fucking browns pig worshipers they are always everywhere.
form of antichrist maxing for arabs
how am i supposed to cope with the fact that my bf will masturbate to the thought of another woman?
women will post stuff like this but put in 0 effort into pleasing him. not even saying you have to fuck him at his beck and call, literally just randomly send him nudes without him asking for it. its not hard, you are walking eye candy. imagine being this retarded. its like being a walking friend chicken and saying "my boyfriend keeps eating other food?
>>82960567>You'll just get a liar if you do that.Not necessarily. And if you catch him doing that, then you have a stronger case for being upset, demanding change in his behavior, or breaking things off, since then it's not only you being upset about the activity itself, but also being upset over being lied to and violating a relationship agreement. It's definitely much harder to argue you're being unreasonable, when it's something the guy knew and agreed to.
>>82960604But why would you want to pick up that fight? Just let him know that he can jerk to porn sometimes and you won't force him to break your trust unnecessarily. If you want to have trust in a relationship you have to be reasonable about it.
>>82960644I'm not here to police people's values, rather to meet them where they're at.
>>82959453you fucked chad, you probably still do behind his backyou could try not getting fat too, feminists screech at this of course, but, it's bad for your health and, if you love a man, you want to be attractive for him, don't you? you don't because you are a horrible person
Imagine uncontrollably pissing yourself right now RIGHT THIS FUCKING INSTANT. How would that change your current situation? How would you feel? How would you act in response? How would you explain yourself to others? How would you react?
>>82959256I'd be terrified of having a neurological condition and would go to the emergency room immediately
>>82959256I'm literally shitting on a toilet as I write this post so I wouldn't mind.
>>82959256I shit and piss myself all the time. You get older, it happens. Such is life.
>>82959256im in a private room so it probably wouldnt bother me that much, even if i think its a bit cute to be peein urself
>>82959256i would be disgusted and think "of course i just pissed in my bed for no reason why the fuck did i ever expect anything else to happen?". maybe turn over the mattress or something. piss is also a stupid fetish so fuck u
Which body type do you find more attractive?
>>82958367Neither is ideal. The guy on left isn't the worst... it's just kinda weird how he looks like he has a 6 pack undershirt tummy despite having skinny arms. He has a nice face though.Moid on the right is cartoonishly muscular. Nothing wrong with hitting the gym and getting shredded, but I think only men here fantasise about that "chad" bod (basing this off how moids here often post about "chad" accompanied by men of a similar body type)
As a guy i feel this is the ideal male body(not some jacked guy or overly fat)
>>82959055I'd say his bf% is perfect but he could ideally have better shoulders and arms
>>82959055>pic>"not jacked"That's the body of someone who goes to the gym every day, women are just retarded and think that any man who doesn't look like he's blatantly doing steroids isn't muscular.
>>82958367Left face, right body. Is the one on the right wearing goth makeup or something...?
When I was about six years old, I used to act like a dog to get attention and affection from my mother that I wouldn't receive otherwise. I don't know why it worked, but it did, and I think about it a lot. I almost never talk to her these days.
>>82957924I'd kill you and you would die screaming wishing you were as noble as a dogPray with gratitude every day until you die worthlessly that you did not encounter me
>>82958574Oh, but Anon, why do you seethe so? What've I done to incur your wroth?
You prob have that kink where you pretend to be a puppy and act like someone's pet
>>82960481I thought maybe I do, but I don't.
>>82957550When I was 6 I build a giant wall of lego and put my dog in a "zoo". I miss him. He said he found it funny, though.
>she was outta cash, outta luck, and outta her mind. all she had to her name was a blouse that didn't fit and a nice set of gams>lucky for her, tonight, that was my asking price
I don't only hate women, I hate people. People are gay and annoying. I see everyone as an obstacle.
Dear Women, I don't resent you anymore, but you are the most superfluous, decadent, imbalanced anti-moral creature on earth all the time. I find it annoying that you nothing but disgusting and awful all the time and that anyone would have asked me to tolerate your behavior. It was a mistake to tolerate you, it was a mistake for elders to "celebrate" you. You're the utter worst, you've made a fucking disgusting mess and are still trying to pretend it isn't all your fault. You've been an awful bitch the whole time and feel wronged that someone wouldn't like you for it. You try to do harm, receive good, and still find it not enough for you, or maybe what you hate is seeing moral gestures at all.Anon>Last Thread:>>82957673
I want to do this to a guy is this gay am I actually gay and what do I do about it (no kmsing)
>>82959306You caught me OP here...
hellow, fujos :3
>>82960022hello anona :D
I'd like to suck Astolfo's cock
>>82960679How does his precum taste like?Salty white monster?
