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i dont do anything and will never have sex with a cosplay slut (let alone any women) and that makes me depressed
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>>83624453
Yeah I'm still here...hombre?
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I have spent over $3000 for a cosplay girl who has a husband. Sometimes she sends me feetpics.
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>>83619613
he's right though, you won't fuck anyone but yourself if all you do is post on 4chan all day, get a job and workout man, get your social reps in.
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>>83626899
For that much money she would need to send me videos of her bouncing on his dick.
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>>83619833
Add me waif_1_94441
Let's have cosplay creampie sex

Misandrist femcels, would you give a trans man a chance? I'm just as bad as all the other incels on this board, except I know what it's like to live as a girl and I can't get you pregnant (but we can still try).
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>>83627844
Peak polycule performance is
>misandrist mtf femcel
>misogynist ftm incel
>libshit cis woman (extremely submissive)
>hypersexual cis man (apolitical)
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>>83627923
I'm not a polyamorous person, but I'll take the libshit cis woman (extremely submissive), thank you
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>>83627923
>>hypersexual cis man (apolitical)
hey, it me

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what's easier to get, money or a gf?
I feel like I'll get rich before I'll get laid
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Most people are broke and most people have gfs
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>>83627791
For me, money was much easier to get. Basically got a job and kept living with parents. Getting a gf is impossible because I'm not Chad and I don't know how to talk to women non-professionally.
Getting a gf will actually be bad for your finances. Most normies I know are broke and the main reason they are broke is because they had to spend money to attract a woman and maintain a relationship. If they did stuff like me and didn't move out, they'd be pretty well-off.
I mean, consider how you need a place of your own and a car to attract a woman. That stuff alone is very expensive, wether you're gonna rent or get a mortgage.
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>>83627803
basically nobody in school or college I went to had a gf and especially my friends, apart from one who married a virgin church gf and one who had an asian. none of my siblings either, and I'm tallish, white, blue eyes, got money
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>>83627791
If you're autistic, money is orders of magnitude easier to get than a gf. If you're not autistic and are low IQ/low inhib, gf is orders of magnitude easier to get than money.

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>be black
>go on a date with an Asian nerd girl
>she casually mentions that she hates her dad and is bisexual
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>>83627814
>she hates her dad
I mean she was on a date with a black dude, this goes without saying.

Phew, almost dropped my liquid death.
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god im so insecure my friends are all drinking but i need to stay sober tonight wah wah quick lemme disguise my tap water as beer plz no one notice plz11!1
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>>83625677
>nigga is out here drinking liquid dick troon water
kek
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>>83624744
Why do people buy overpriced canned water?
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>>83624744
Millennial branding turning something mundane into an "experience." Repulsive.
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>>83627925
to hang out with friends who drink while you're still sober.

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I am manifesting millions of dollars. Make me wealthy and healthy. I have high luck when playing the lottery. Money is attracted to me. I am high value. I am rich forever. I never have to work again.

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Why is this board full of failed normalfag, moralfags from /pol/ recently?
Do they actually think they're welcome here?
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>>83627837
No, moralfaggots who say I need to get a wife and kids to be happy.
They give up everything in life for pussy. It's sad and pathetic.

>>83627838
based
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>>83627821
>recently
your newness is showing
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>>83627860
These normalfaggots weren't here 10 years ago
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>>83627821
Soulless cretins deserve to die and be erased
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>>83627821
CIA niggers want to influence you

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there's so much to do and yet i'm bored
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>>83627857
I just can't get into anime or videogames anymore. maybe if I was doing it with other people.
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>>83627907
i kind of feel the same way, I stopped finding anime interesting a long time ago, but it's more like TV in general really.

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why do so many people simp for a vtuber that left her husband to fuck actual BLACKED pornstars only to get HIV or w/e and pretend shes a victim for money?
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>>83625918
I follow Nyanners because we have a gentlemen's pact from the time back when she was an edgy shithead, pandering to 4channers for attention.
I leave her streams running on the background, sometimes on mute. I'm happy for her, in some way.
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>>83618752
So do you have anything to actually back that up or did the voices cause you to break /vt/ containment and post this dumb shit here?
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>>83618670
I have no idea who or what you are talking about and I dont care. But its rather pathetic that you know anything about this enough to want to discuss it.
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>>83624597
agreed, we need to see gg off the leash
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>>83625918
>why do people watch vtubers
It's the closest thing to hanging out with a woman minus all the baggage of real life. No shit testing, no games, no implicit hatred or fear of men, no ulterior motives. It also mogs 3d female streamers because there's no focus on being physically attractive (more ulterior bullshit). Vtubers are the only reason I'm not horribly misogynistic as khhv loser.

Why is every shitlib leftbug like this?
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>>83626620
Even if they were all like that, why does it concern you
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>>83626620
To make your own lack of testosteron more barebale.

Chuds need the most extreame faggots to be their mortal enemies so they can feel like turbochads in realty both the commies and you dont do shit but post online.
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>>83626620
>This is the retard calling you a nazi online
Grim
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>>83627418
When your ops are ridiculous the best thing is to mock them and show how pathetic they are, anon.
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>>83626620
It's not 2016 anymore anon

how the fuck did they manage to brainwash men to believe they can actually successfully "transition" into the opposite sex convincingly to other people?

and why are some fanbases/circles so prone to it?

crash bandicoot/spyro speedrunning, clone hero, dragon ball z content creation and persona are infested with nerds that went troon

I remember watching this extremely nerdy youtuber in the DBZ community back in the day, during the DBZ renaissance around 2015/2016, he went by HailZeon. he was the stereotypical tabletop-rpg nerd, one of those dudes who look legit, like he is TRULY a nerd dedicated to the hobby, neckbeard and all

he disappears for a while, i went to check his channel, he goes tranny. unbelieavable. he was not a feminine-looking guy, and it obviously got him a sad transition result

same thing with this crash bandicoot speedrunner that went by Riko_RSB or something. I used to watch him weekly. another fat neckbeard, legit dude. first he changed his pronouns, went "non-binary", his voice got more and more high-pitched, then suddenly troons out and stops using a facecam, now using a vtuber avatar and goes by KylieKyubi or something like that

I wish I was exaggerating, but these are real cases I've followed against my will. I would have never expected them to go troon, never crossed my mind cuz they were just hardcore gamers.

and this keeps happening and it's usually in those gaming communities.

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>>83626144
my guess is femboy tranime.
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>>83626167
Autists also have very low eQ, making them very easily susceptible to being manipulated.
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>how the fuck did they manage to brainwash men to believe they can actually successfully "transition" into the opposite sex convincingly to other people?
>my ass being stopped at customs for having a guy on my passport (again)
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charlieissocoollike
dude has the worst voice of all time
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>>83626144
Asian men can. CUTE CUTE, HE IS CUTE

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you think you're so fucking smart, so tell me

which is the shadow?
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>>83627662
even without that you can tell by the tile lines it wouldn't make sense for the top one to be the shadow
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>>83627688
>you can tell by the tile lines
what the fuck is that supposed to mean
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>>83627688
The tile lines make it look like the bottom is the cat
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>>83627688
turn the image upsode down and you'll see
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clockwise or counter-clockwise?

i feel like enough time has passed here i can tell you the shadow/reflection of the outer foot only makes sense one way around.

10 days into new year and I feel worse than before
Another low mood episode coming on, no energy to to anything no motivation just feel completely chemically disregulated
It literally can't be normal to be like this on routine
I wonder what's wrong with me, terminal ADHD or something else low t, bipolar
Idk man this is not how life should be
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>>83627836
Stop frogposting and take LSD.
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>>83627836
yeah, it's not going great this year so far. I'm still being an overemotional retard myself...

I sort of asked out a girl on a date who I already told that we were just friends because I was fantasizing about having her as my gf or fwb, and it seems like it made her uncomfortable.

Now I'm depressed about that and feel like a fucking idiot, but I'm also still grieving my last relationship so really I'm just a wreck and need to get my shit together.

>I am a sad boring faggot, here is some sad boring faggot shit about my life.

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>cute indian co worker but im too scared to talk to her

what do i do
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>>83627850
Offer her some curry
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>>83627850
>>cute indian co worker
Imma stop you right there before you make the same mistake that doomed an entire civilisation

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It drives me insane that I'll never have a skinny girlfriend with huge perky tits and small nipples. I know its ridiculous, goonerish, and immature.. but its all I want. I talked to chat gpt about it and it estimated that about 1/4500 women have breasts that large with a BMI comparable to this girl or lower. That doesnt even take into account the perkiness or areola aesthetics. The VAST majority of girls with big boobs look nasty with their shirt off, they sag weirdly, have an odd asymmetrical shape, or have huge pancake nipples.
I have a fetish for big, perfect, anime-tier boobs. They are so rare, and the girls that have that are so hot that I could never dream of having one as a girlfriend. I hate it.
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>>83626240
I was B cups, now I'm DD cups

they're still a pretty average size
>>83626243
what? where are you getting HRT from?
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>>83626251
it seems anon fell into the "every woman on 4chan is a tranny" line of thinking
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>>83626116
In actually the opposite. I cant stand when girls have a elaborate pieces or sleeves. Little DIY patchwork doodles looks artistic and cutesy to me though. Feminine
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>>83625456
You're posting pictures of women laying down.

I've been with many Tim would with big tits, they all sag. The best case is someone like Gianna Michaels but they are only going to look like that in your early 20s
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>>83625604
>no tattoos
You should be my gf right away


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