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Images with a pink neon doomer aesthetic thread
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Another example of the aesthetic
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>>58494179
Let it be said
and it be known
He who is free-
Is never alone~
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These images are not appealing to me at all. Looks gaudy as all hell
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>>58494179
nigga think he bulletproof
i guess im have to show him these fuckin bullets do brra

Meeting my gf's parents went well. Thanks for your love and support /r9k/.
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>>58493776
I didn't help with shit, but I'm proud of you anon. Good work!
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>>58493776
How did their react to their son being a gay trap?
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>>58494376
Their son is still a baby, he cant talk yet.
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Fuck off normalfag gtfo REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>58493776
>Meeting my gf's parents went well. Thanks for your love and support /r9k/.
nice to hear, now go forth and cuddle

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I was playing my Adolescents record and my dad came into my room and said it sounded cool. COOL!!! Can you fucking believe it?! I'm so angry right now.

I want to be shrunken and eaten by a beautiful and voluptuous blasian woman, savoring my deliciously weak white boy taste as she slowly swallows me whole, groaning with sexual pleasure as I pass down her throat, and then licking her thick luscious lips.

She will smugly look down at my tiny white boy bones when she poops them out and then look at her mighty ass and laugh ferociously knowing I have joined where I belong, as part of her chocolate oriental ass.
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>>58493458
>Why yes I do want to be a tiny speck on the asshole ring of a chubby and gassy Latina gilf. How could you tell?
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>>58493458
>Why yes I do want to be the fart plug for a mid 30s sjw with colored hair and a massive cellulite ass, how could you tell?
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gigafetish
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>>58493946
What is it that thou means?
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>>58494236
a new word to describe a range of different fetishes developed through years of porn fapping all coming together to form a monstrous new gigafetish

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Ever want to be a part of a united hindustan? one where curries can live free of white opression? We are curryworld, a united amalgamation of hindu bulls looking to conquer white females. If you want to help us c onquer whites or if you are curry join us. We are the future.
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>>58494405

So sorry my brothas, this is our link

Jr85aUT

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Do you regret dropping out of college? I'm about to drop out because I hate every second of it but I'm afrad I will come to regret it later.
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>>58493243
Entrance exams were a fucking joke and so was HS. College is infinitely harder and there's no way I can make it. They would regret it if staying meant spending all their waking hours studying.
>>58493258
What are you doing anon?
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>>58493278
I was working in management making some decent money before the coronavirus stuff happened, ended up getting laid off because of the virus and I'm currently taking full advantage of unemployment benefits. I've already saved up an extra 2k since my monthly bills are pretty much one paycheck. Once my unemployment runs out I'll have a comfy cushion while I look for jobs which will be a lot easier from all the experience I got from my previous employer. I'm great at interviews too, so I'm not worried.
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>>58493339
Sounds pretty sweet good on you anon.
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>>58492607
College is the best time of your life, not because it doesn't suck, it's because other things suck more. I hated tough schedule, but I had a purpose in my life. I hated almost no sleep schedule, but when I look at it now, solving problems during the night in my small room, eating ramen and cheap rice... I'd go back anytime over what I have now.
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>>58494012
Getting a degree ain't a purpose for me anon. Nor do I enjoy sleepless nights spent doing an activity I absolutely despise.

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fuck you all. the lot of you
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>>58492732
Pretty spooky Mr.Skellington
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Based fuck you poster, but fuck you anyway you freak
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>>58492732
you could poke frisbees out of trees with that fucker
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>>58492806
>tfw the song of the steppes is how you express disgust
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>>58492732
>tfw alien anon will never finger you with his freakishly long fingers
Why live?

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>worried about work tomorrow
>drink myself into a stupor
>not worried about work anymore

thank you alcohol

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How is this fair?
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>>58492722
>8000 years ago rape and canibalism was rampant
it was more common but not 'rampant'
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>>58490884
It makes sense though, men used to have to be strong anyways to survive, and women were needed to raise children
It's not fair but that's how it was and why it is how it is. Working out didnt used to be a thing for aesthetics, you were just naturally strong due to day to day labor
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>>58490884
Take a leaf out of the Feminists book and shame women for not wanting fat men. If you can't be bothered improving yourself, why not change the beauty standards?
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>>58492242
i feel like right overdid himself and could look better if he lost some of that, being this shredded as a clearly short guy isnt that attractive
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>>58490884
It's not my fault women are simply more aesthetically pleasing in general and we can be attractive with minimal effort. I'm more attracted to women than I am to most men and I'm not even gay.

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How do I get a powerpissing gf?
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I like how she's recording this in her own backyard. Like, yo stupid bitch, your kids are gonna eventually wanna play on that slide
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>>58493971

This is nasty as fuck.
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I would say majority of females piss like that. The reason is the urethral tube is much shorter and has a much more direct route compared to the penis
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>>58493995
"THISE SLIDE SO SLIPPERY WEEEEEE "
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>>58493995
>tfw no dirty pissing gf to lube up the slide for our kids

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>"Hey, honey, I missed you... Long day at work?"

TFW no Allison Parker-esque girlfriend to cuddle with as she's topless and straddling you in jeans.

Someone hand me a pistol.

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>Anon we're having a stinky asshole competition and we need you to judge!
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>>58494324
I can tell the brownie would win from here.
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Post your fetish elsewhere loser

What age did you start noticing race and how if you remember.
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>>58484471
I was in kindergarten. I'm not black but I'm brown. When my parents came to this country, they moved to an all black neighborhood, so outside of my family, everyone I knew was black. My parents' friends and co workers were black, older sister's friends and boyfriends were black, all of the music that I heard was either from my country or it was black American music. When I started school, I had a few white kids in my class and I remember it confusing me a little bit. I remember telling my mom something about seeing white people, then I made mention of seeing myself as black and she laughed at me and told me that I'm not black.
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>>58492631
>italians, indians, blacks, arabs, and irish as a kid
Why are you pointing out their races? These ethnicities are all wildly different. It just seems like nobody liked you.
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when i was younger at school we only had one non-white in my entire school and she was black but we had a weirdly high special ed majority even though i went to catholic school and we didn't cater to them, but i remember having a fear of these things and if one came near me i'd beat the shit out of them for breathing near me cause i thought the air was tainted and that was before the medication lol
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>>58484471
11 1/2. I knew that we were cool cause we was niggas
the white kids was sqaure
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>>58484471
i used to get in trouble for saying a black kid had chocolate skin when i was 7, of the 2 black kids one of them told the teachers and the other would call me white chocolate in return

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I'm 27 and I was a virgin this time last year, now I've been cummed in by eight different guys.
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>>58494196
>If it was a man getting cummed in I'd call him a faggot
i lol'd
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>>58494166
If it was a (straight) guy it would be an achievement. If it was a woman its not.
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>>58493051
As long as you're happy. These virgin losers will never know that kind of happiness.
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>>58493051
K post your asshole then if you're a true coomer
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>>58494166
Because women are the sexual selectors in society, you're held to a higher standard when it comes to fucking

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One of the only people I talk to didn't invite me to his 25th birthday party.
Am I supposed to stop talking to him now or what?
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If you have some self respect yeah
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Did you fight or something?

People are shitheads, if you have few people in your life try to make things work dude




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