>>49403770
I am the same to a t. Every time I put myself out there I gain their attention for a short while but then just mess everything up. I have a friend that gets a lot of female attention too and honestly it feels shitty.

>>49403608
>>49403635
This.
>the virgin sex strategy
>the Chad spontanefuck

>>49403608
None whatsoever. It's either a marriage between two chaste virgins and sex reserved for procreation or nothing at all.
Seeing that I'm way too broken to be around people anymore, which one I'm shooting for should be clear.

You fucks are all inferior to me I have had sex with MULTIPLE wo
I've never had sex before and i'm a turbo virgin, there's no way out of this.

>>49403608
She takes that long dick balls deep.....
I fucking hate my dicklet life

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i can smell the cope in this pic behind a monitor

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>>49404757
FUUUUUCK I FORGOT

I hope sheklinstienburg doesn't pound my ass again

>page 10
Not enough wagecucks were mocked yet

>>49404172
Are you this stupid? Anyone can become a monk, you just have to take a vow of celibacy and not be an ass to your superiors. You also have to work in Benedictine monks to provide upkeep for the Abbey, whether it's plumbing, cutting down trees, etc. There's nothing comfortable at all about being a monk.

Just join the army. At least there you get a gun and occasionally something interesting may happen.

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>>49405020
This all fucking day. Who wants to sit in a cold church when even the slightest semblance of intelligence defies religion.

Go kill some rag heads son!

>>49405020
I dont want to support western imperialism sorry

Yes.
However, they will not accept you if you have any unpaid debt. I have student loan debt.

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>tfw finishing nier:automata was about 2 years ago
>still haven't gotten over how great this game is
will there ever be another game that makes me feel like that? I have never felt such emptiness and I had my parents divorcing, women showing disgust towards me, leading me on, a hamster dying on me and even friends cutting contact to me. Gimme another one yoko, pls

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>>49404313
Pics of yourself or LARP

>>49404313
unironically why don't you just do it, you could eaisly get raped by dressing slutty and hanging out in some dodgy area of town, though they probably wouldn't abduct you

think I'll give it a bump or so

>>49404313
You think you can't be more miserable than you are now, but you'd discover just how very wrong you were if you got your wish. Abandoning yourself never solves anything, no matter how right it might feel.

The average age of the posters in this thread is probably somewhere around 13

He was better before when he made metal shit over the sad garbage he made now

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>>49404827
[audible kek] bloccccxxxxxxx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h48GraaisI

A sad song for the internet age.

>>49403996
Glad this mumbleshit is dead
Whiny rap nigger

>>49403993
the strains at treasure valley have less than .1% of thc just take two hits out of a bowl

>>49403766
It truly depends on who you are and what strain you try.
Much like tendie brand to autist - some like tyson and absolutely hate banquet.
Don't eat too many anon.

If passing a drug test is your concern, then just get some CBD oil that you can spritz into your mouth. Completely legal and won't show up on a drug test. If you get a CBD dominant strain of weed and smoke it, chances are that it'll still have enough traces of THC to fuck you over.

>>49405009
A cbd strain will pop on a drug test.
If it's CBD extract it MIGHT not.

>>49403743
I love this copypasta, good day to you Anon

>>49405451
It's sad. I take walks and there's no kids outside in the afternoon other than when they get off the bus. Where the hell are they?

>>49405494
Playing fortnite and watching pewdiepie, obviously.

>>49405494
Inside playing fortnite. Even in small towns and ghetto neighborhoods they stay indoors. Everyone will be a neckbeard in the future.

>>49405531
Poor neighborhoods are the only places I see some kids. I wonder what this will mean for the future. Even the biggest nerds born in 1985 played outside more than the average person born in 2005. I have no idea what this means for the future.

30 year old boomers were huge faggots 10 years ago too.

Nothing changes.

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>>49403907
>tfw 5'3"

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>49405558
Not me. This is someone I would instantly swipe left on. Why cant men grow some fucking standards

>>49405502
>wont cook for you
Is chad really that desperate? That slut is shit tier.

>>49403764
I have matches but almost all aren't responding or the conversations end after a few messages because either I don't know what to say or the girls are boring af. There's also a few that literally ummatch me out of nowhere in the middle of the conversation.

I feel like this app became total dogshit over the past year.

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I put NEET as my job description. I swipe like only on one in 50 people. I had a few other matches, 2 that were sorta cute but my anxiety killed me responding to anyone.

>>49403801
>swiping right on everyone

>>49405212
How the fuck is this related to necrophilia?

>>49405212
why are russian girls so fucking hot

>>49405162
>if you wont let me fuck your deceased family member, you're an npc!!

>>49405212
Based and redpilled Russia whoring out their young daughters

fucking corpses is not acceptable behavior Anon.
Let us show you the way of normal...

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>>49404546
>>49404605
I'd like to point out that nobody developed a stable society for the first 300,000 years of modern humanity's existence
Seems a bit silly to feel superior because your race did it a few centuries earlier

>>49405038
Niggers still haven't done it even with the help of whites.

>>49404180
>Its kind of ironic how 4chan atracts both the lowest and highest iq people together
No it isn't, being too smart or too stupid is a recipe for social outcast. It makes perfect sense, if you're hi IQ not that that actually means anything, people will just seem like vain foolish animals. You'll never truly belong and always seem awkward and too self aware. If you're stupid, you'll just make an ass out of yourself and everything will seem overwhelming and people will look down on you.
So it makes perfect sense that both retards and geniuses would turn to the internet to fufill third social desires.

>>49404180
107

I diserve to be shot (or live the life of a vidya playing moron)

>>49404180
148 properly tested in grade 8. I skipped a grade too. I'm a lazy cunt with ADHD and depression though so I'm not about to achieve anything great but at least I can cruise through life with minimal effort.

>>49404775

Do you have to force your brain to keep moving on? Whenever I try my brain does the same autismo worldbuilding it always does.

>I use meditation to distance myself from all the stimulation technology provides. I can actually have original thoughts and don't have the desire to spend more time mindlessly browsing the internet.

That sounds pretty cool anon, I used to use my time taking the subway every day in middle and highschool to do that but now that I don't take the subway I don't do that anymore.

Thanks for taking the time by the way, I feel like my threads aren't provocative enough to get any attention.

>>49404450
The concept of it is relaxing. Close your eyes, and focus only on your breathing. Thoughts come in and out, but you have no obligation to focus on them. Just focus on breathing in and out. When I was in high school I used it to block out intrusive thoughts

Ive noticed if I breathe too deeply for too long my face goes numb, and I cant move the muscles in the face very well. Its actually a little disturbing.

>>49404450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSdtb8MD8fQ&t=5285s

This guy has it down pretty good, ask him maybe

>>49404450
Meditation is supposed to be a means to an end, that end is mindfullness. The point of meditation is to teach you meta-cognition, which is basically awareness of the fact that you are having thoughts/feelings. Once you become mindfull it allows you to avoid getting lost in thoughts by taking a step back from them.

>>49405348
How can I practice mindfulness?

>>49405571
I must say OP, at least you're consistent with these constant >no bf threads

>>49405571
Have you thought you would get chased too if you had something to offer?

>>49405571
i don't chase anyone

I really like Beckie though.

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>>49405571
shut up thot. can't you see I'm trying to /feel/

>>49405021

Pack a backpack with the basic essentials and as much money as you can get your hands on and start hitching towards wherever it is you want to go.

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>>49405479
Plenty recognize this time but the truth is /r9k/ has a large number of posters that are really just tourists.

>>49405528
imagine all the normie girls that come to laugh at us. The horror

>>49405021

Join the military. Literally your only hope for a non-shit life fren.

>>49405570
im trapped in my town with shitty legal problems