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>send money to cute girl on twitch
>regret it
i do this almost every single day
Send money to cute femboys on Twitter instead
I'm still amazed that there are people who literally donate to streamers I think that's the funniest shit imaginable.
there are really cute girls on twitch, and the beta in me can't help but send

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take that rubber off fuck that hoe meat to meat

if i'm cursed and going to kms, how am i supposed to not fear that i'll mess something up or go to "hell", since i'm cursed

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I've put down at least 4 girls this year.
One of them is still sending me nudes and asks weird questions.
I want none of that. Why are they doing this? We don't even have anything in common and we can't have a conversation about anything that interests me or at least semi related to my hobbies.
What should I do? I don't mind romance and platonic relationships, but not with some random hoes that have nothing to do with me.
I'm getting old and time is going by, so rejecting them feels like I'm flushing my only opportunities down the loo.

Wish we could shoot road ragers on the spot, robots, I really do. Had some faggot almost drive me off the road, wish I had my gun so I could put a couple rounds in his skull. Why are people so violent on the roads? It's supposed to be a peaceful activity.

This 14-year old boy soon-to-become-Chad died recently during a motorbike accident. How does this make you feel, /r9k/?
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Yeah I'm thinking he's the autistic one.
Don't care. Don't know the guy why should I feel anything more than nothing?
>How does this make you feel, /r9k/?
I went out on a ride with my Dad today and had a great time
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thanks for the good news
Die'ers gonna die. Now he's rerolling at getting created and may become a hot woman

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Reminder that /pol/niggers are wannabe normalfags. Anyone who encourages /pol/-like views here should go fuck off. Collectivism is our natural enemy. We are outsiders and loners. Any ideology that is pro-society/collectivism instead of pro-individualism is anti-robot. I don't want to belong to any bigger machine, whether it is communist or liberal or fascist society.

Can you turn from cyborg to normie after 3 months of reading social skills books and working out?
No that's fucking gay lmao
If you're a cyborg then chances are you're a really well adjusted person who's more in line with being a robot otherwise. You could fit in just fine if you hang out with normies but you'll regret it. They'll always see you as a bit of an eccentric but you won't be alienated.
Social skills and confidence don't just appear. You can learn most things by reading but those are not among them. Just go out with some colleagues or people from college and learn.

Unless you are fat, working out also does not really improve your odds with women, although it's a great way to build routine and confidence.
yo idk about you but I have been reading up on social skills and training my brain to be more sharp/witty/confident so that I can impress normies w my social skills. I think it works, to a point. Think of it as a supplement that you do on the side of the real thing, which is going out and actually being social w normies.

As of rn I read a social blog from David Morin about social skills and shit like that, I watch movies to get pop culture references, I do crosswords/brain games to get me to think faster and make unique connections which I think will help me in makingpuns/jokes/being a funnier person.

Will you get there in 3 months? Idk maybe not. For me it's been a year at least and I still have much progress to make.

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you finally get a fembot gf, where do you grope her first? ass, tits, stomach, hips, thighs
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Wherever she directly orders me to grope because I have no self confidence.
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For me, ass. Squeezing it while kissing is the best. Also, when she takes your hands and guides them onto her body, that's the hottest thing ever.
I would grope her personality.
Her butt
bro you can kiss her and grope her at the same time you cant grope titties and kiss. I agree tits are cooler but you need to be practical

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What is the religion of /r9k/?
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>I have my own religion.
Same. Once I started receiving revelations from God, it didn't make sense to keep following desert religions, and all the other ones seemed like cults-of-personality or just new age cringe.

Kind of a shame its going to die with me though.
Pussy and ass
Same, But i somewhat fall closer to Gnosticism.
Something about procreation and being made of flesh deeply disgusts me. I want to die so that I can be free of this body and its sinful urges.
Preach your religion anon, spread the wisdom, enlighten us.

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I'm going to jack my big dick off to this picture and if I can't I'm gay
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delete this nephew
How did it go kumquat
Her ass is fucking disgusting.

i think i might be developing schizophrenia. how can i make it stop?
stop posting here, go outside, go to the gym, get a job

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Suicide by seppuku. Bad or good idea? I want to end my life like a samurai.
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Bad idea. Actual samurai had a second to behead them before they bled out, seppuku hurts.
you're going to need someone else there to help with it for a proper seppuku
>amateur suicide
Yeah fucking right. I audibly laughed
Too painful and brutal, suicide should always be a mellow experience. Use barbital or fentanyl and just fade away peacefully.

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Did you realize...

that you were a champion?
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Man, I hope Donda turns out to be an amazing project when it finally gets released. I don't have that much high of expectations desu but I want something that can be better than TLOU in "New Kanye" standards.
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it was supposed to be TLOP, not tlou, been playing that game recently and my braind kinda cooked rn
Ye was so fucking bad by his standards. I hope he actually put effort into this one. I would jump for joy if it was just as good as TLOP which is like his sixth best album.
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Soon all will know
man i love this album so much
shame now i can barely listen to it now since it just reminds of just how much time passed since then and how shit my life turned out which makes me feel like utter dogshit

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What if you have a mentally stable alpha man to tell exactly what to text to girls? How much would it increase your chances with her?
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How can I text girls without their number first?
Is this the hard part for people? I can consistently get numbers from girls, but I always fuck it up after that.
I'm autistic but not ugly
Unironically helped a friend through his first dating problems. Just encouraging him when he became insecure was probably what helped him most. Even if it was lies at the time. Your own head is what's fucking you the worst.

But he was also 6'2 with a decent face and artistic talent so no idea if that would help an actual robot.

Also why do people worry that much about texting.

That only helps if your self is actually interesting and you have reasons to be confident.
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there is no hope if you aren't chad

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