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Prettany says that people, especially guys who use emojis give her the ick. What are your thoughts on emojis?
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>>84951549
Depends on the woman I suppose, I've met many that hate it
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>>84951826
Might be an age thing, I'm an older zoomer so it felt unnatural at first but I felt like I had to start using them
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>>84950653
I think when girls do it that it's sign they are fucking stupid but when guys do it its even fucking dumber.
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>>84950653
I had a woman gifting me discord nitro for few years because she hated that i didn't use her cutesy server emotes and i had to learn how to use and respond to them correctly.
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>>84950653
theres one or two that i use but im not really a fan in general, i like emoticons far better

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time keeps on slippin slippin slippin
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into the future...
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>so I stay a moocher
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>>84951957
I enjoy the passage of time and try my best to appreciate every moment

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like that seems so small lol like i've never been with a guy that small and i know the avg size has increased. i feel like for zoomers it's def at least 6'' maybe close to 6.5''. i've only dated like 3 guys tho so idk for sure.
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>>84951885
timestamped tits or fuck off with this bait

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some people are just joking with the hip dips thing but i genuinely find them unnattractive. plus despite what online atricles say they are a sign of poor genetics.
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so this whole thing was to expose retards who bought into it? am I getting that right?
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>>84949418
If you like women with hip dips like this you admitted that you like the shape of a mans ass, because men have asses like this, specifically chubby men.
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>>84951076
Real. This nigga spitting facts. If you like broads with big butts then it means you're gay because gay niggas love ass since that is the only way they can have sex and shit. Real niggas love they bitches with big tits because only bitches can have tits and pussy is the main course
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Pathetic mutant should lift weights before she hits the wall
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>>84949418
Its a good balance patch.
Gotta remind them chad deserves better.

It's kind of crazy that in the US, people who are caught with child phonography are given significantly longer sentence's than actual rapists or abusers. Men who rape adult women are often given fully suspended sentences, or are just sentenced to a couple of years. Child rapists get longer sentences, but still generally don't spend more than ten years in prison. Compare that to child phonography offences, where it's not unheard of to be sentenced to ten or even twenty years in prison. I'm not even talking about people who have abused children and produced child pornography, these are people whose only crime is looking at a picture and have never actually abused a child. Americans are proud of there justice system though, so I guess they asked for it.
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That should clue you in to how severe they think this offense is against morality.
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>>84950903
looking at a picture is worse than raping someone?
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>>84950309
these things never go backwards because you can't be the guy that suggests it
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>>84950309
You're over generalizing how people get sentenced. So many factors play in. Did you get charge federally ? What is your criminal history? How severe was the crime? How many victims or pictures?
If you raped someone was it with some one else? Are you willing to snitch on the person ? If you had illegal child material, were you working in a ring or distributing it? Or were you just caught on a simple catfish and only had 1 thing lurking around? Or did you get caught with 2 TB?

In general, the worst the case is the more heavier the sentence. You can get lawyers and talk down on getting things changed around. Overall, when you got a few exploitation photos laying around, you wouldn't get hit with much especially if its your first and you have a good background. Rape? Same shit applies . If it was so bad, yeah you will probably hit with some heavy shit. You just got a girl drunk and slept with her or you were playing with her clit ? Yeah the judge will probably look into that.
Different shit happens in crimes its not all equal.
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>>84950309
I don't know if this is true but if so it's probably weirder to like kids then to rape some lady so perhaps that could explain it. Not why actual child abusers would get off easier though

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Really want to fuck some tits right now just for the validation but I know if I did that, I would just be deeper in the hole I'm in. I need to make money and fix my life and get out of all this fake shit. How do ya'lls stay focused out here and dodge all the noise?

goodnight anons, it's getting late here and i'm kinda tired. might game some before i go to sleep. please take care of yourselves- go get some water and try to take a 10 minute walk at least. it'll help clear your mind.

we need to stick together, the normies don't understand us
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>>84951862
Good night anon I hope you sleep well soon I will drink warm milk get a few push ups in and drift off to sleep

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Whats your favorite thing about being autistic
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>>84951136
Existing outside of group-think has its ups and downs.

Group thinkers will hate you, which makes life tough; but you can live a life outside of slavish obedience to "what you're supposed to do".

Also being an autistic teen with an anime collection? Fucking awesome. I was young during the heyday of anime and fighting games and was utterly obsessed with both. I miss being that focused. Obsessions can be a lot of fun.
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>>84950506
Why the Brazilian flag though?
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>>84950612
Anon, I wish it weren't true but the reality of these jobs is not quite as good as its made out to be. Aerospace engineering is mostly completing regulatory paperwork or doing a test for the 90th time because some government body needs the legal assurance but won't accept the exact sr test you did a week ago for a different government body. Even new designs have no freedom in it because the company has a procedure for everything.

There's a program society has for you if you fucked up and ended up in jail, there's a program for you if you're retarded, there's a program if you get your shit alp fucked up on drugs but there's no program to help you if you sat in your room a bit too much and can't talkl to people
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>>84951491
i miss being able to autistically fixate on fighting games for 20 hours a day
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>>84950506
The Chinese spy Gfs or the Glowie Fed GF you can get if you go to far to the rabbit hole

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Just realized her username means tres leches :| im a dummy o algo
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>>84951442
she is cute but uh does she know you're posting her face in here?
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>>84951450
>does she know you're posting her face in here
Nigga you lost?
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>>84951561
that was over a decade ago right
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>>84951758
yes this was over a decade ago
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>>84951791
I think marky and ciara are ugly. For me it's Kennedi (yes I know how she looks like fairly recently now) and Aggy.

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Thread for discussions about selfharm and mutual support

soo hoooootttt

hello
>How are you doing today?
>Any plans for today?
>When was the last time you hurt yourself?
>Why did you hurt yourself?
>Is there anything bothering you right now?
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>>84950474
ya know I will take a little nap
I am feeling a bit tired
>had long day.
wanna say what happened?
>heading out with your friend or on your own?
with a fren \o/
>would recommend to set 2-3 alarms if you try.
okay ^^
though I usually don't have much problems waking up
just getting out of my bad is sometimes a challenge
>sauna at work
D
just a day or two more!
>should do that more often

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>>84950641
>I will take a little nap I am feeling a bit tired
same. just a little nap... (~.~)

>wanna say what happened?
just worked the whole day. coworker even a had to call me in an hour early.

>with a fren \o/
cool. hope you have a nice trip.

>don't have much problems waking up
just getting out of my bad is sometimes a challenge
feel you on that. i need to set my alarm earlier, so i have time to snooze 2 or 3 times.

>just a day or two more!

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>>84944978
>how did that go?
It didn't really work. I got sleepy and woke up at like 10pm.
But I did get a lot of work done after that. Swings and roundabouts, you know?

>>84945120
>i'm a trainee at a big airline
Very cool! Are you training to be a pilot or something else?

>>84950393
>wonder what does.
I'm not really sure either. I think you have to do it gradually, or let it get so bad that it loops back around and becomes normal. Yesterday I went to bed at 2pm so I should be alright if I keep it up.
>maybe that just makes you more suspicious
That's true. Someone going around with a decade old ThinkPad must be up to something.
>some thing annoyed me so much that i looked into a lot of options before settling on what i have now

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>>84950474
>i think they found the bag somewhere, but that's about it.
That's a shame...
>i'm pretty sure most other nations would pile up on them, regardless of alliances
For a while I was completely convinced that Putin was going to be assassinated by someone if he tried to fire one.
>can't say i did. should i?
Yes! It's one of my favourite movies.
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>>84950752
I took a lil nap it was okay
hope your "little" nap is good

>>84951513
hey hey

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I want to give a trans woman a stress free life by making her my housewife but I find that many trans women are afraid of long term commitment and flake/disappear when you want to be with them long term. It's such a shame
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>>84950525
housewives are a scam in $CURRENT_YEAR.
we have so many labor-saving devices and conveniences that housework for two people without kids is trivial.
foids act like they're fetching pails of water from a stream and milking the cow to make butter for the day.
ironically the women who DO live like that in third world countries perform all those duties without complaint
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I haven't met a normal one yet, maybe it's selection bias since anyone normal wouldn't like me
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>>84950525
>trans woman
are you homosexual or just that desperate?
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>>84950525
mental illness and trauma make you kind of bad at anything 'long term' tbqh
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>>84950525
part of me would have sex with a trans woman (man), though I would perhaps regret it. certainly wouldn't marry one.

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Day 73 of manifesting a painful and deadly car crash for my upstairs neighbours, especially their noisy children who stomp across their unit every day.

Lord Jesus, please hasten these sociopaths' journey to Hell.
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Careful before the genies spell makes you responsible for the crash that ends their lives.

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>*blows up your house*
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>>84951688
please just fucking kill me
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>>84951688
Sorry who is that?
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>>84951688
this pics leg proportions get funnier the more I look at them. She has the longest fucking ass ever.

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Are slavic women more loyal? Is it worth moving to Eastern Europe or Asia?
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>>84940403
i'm a serb and i can tell you they're all caci, it's not a normal thing here, we're just under occupation by a lowly educated government like you can see in the image i posted above, they killed 16 people and made 1 permanently disabled
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>>84937747
>Are slavic women more loyal?

Anon please, my fucking sides
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we also had a school shooting in 2023 because of our government, 10 people died
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and another mass murder the day after that where 8 people died
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>>84951748
>a mentally ill did a school shooting "because of the government"
>a canopy renovated by a chinese company collapsed and killed 16 people, this is somehow the government's fault
>the government is so heckin evil they built a spongebob playground

do le students really?

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God hates brown "people"
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>>84951705
dude that building was not up to code holy shit
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>>84951705
Imagine knowing one of your gf was in that building you just watched collapse.
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>>84951705
Notice how they all have loved ones and you don't troonoid


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