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Is anyone here actually productive? I have zero drive or discipline, back in school I never did my homework until the teachers got pissed. anyone have tips?

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Imagine thinking you need daddy government's permission to kill yourself, and patiently waiting years just so it can happen "the legal way", does it get anymore reddit than this?

Even when a person has nothing to lose, they still cannot help but be a pathetic little slave
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>>84003627
Assisted death should only be a thing for suffering people on their deathbeds otherwise there's no reason why you'd need the government to kys for you
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>>84003627
"To my wife's boyfriend, I loved how you were always there to be with my wife when I wasn't, to you I give my xbox x/s and ps5, and I was going to leave my inheritance to your son's school, but thought you would be more responsible with the money"
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>>84003663
>when i was planning to off myself i picked out a nice area i would want to die in and what time of year i would do it in to make it the most comfortable sendoff i could give myself
And yet you didn't do it.
That's the real benefit of assisted suicide: there won't be an out
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>>84003753
things got better for me, so i didnt feel the need anymore. i dont think you can be forced into assisted suicide anyways, they arent going to murder you if you decide last minute that you cant go through it
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>>84003720
In this scenario, think the wife's boyfriend would leave soon after? Without the cuck, the responsibility falls on him

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You call thugmaxxers low IQ but maybe that's not true

Thugmaxxing is a mating strategy that works. Simple as

Just saw a tall Tyronelite in McDonald's with three qt badbitchmaxxed black girls. Holllly fuck

Bout to stock up on some durags

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Why are there so many single moms? Many who have bruises on their faces. They're clearly not picking the right man. Here's a thought. Instead of picking these "players" and "chads" extroverts with 10 baby mamas and felonies. Pick a nerdy quiet incel introvert virgin instead. Oh no you can't do that because your friends will think your "weird". Enjoy your fucked up family then.
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>>84003640
Not smart enough to engage in dual mating strategy
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>>84003660
Men don't want that. Why can't women have a mating strategy they're happy with and men are also happy with?
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>>84003640
>Pick a nerdy quiet incel introvert virgin instead.
They do, but AFTER getting knocked up by someone with "sealed cases" and a 650 credit score
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They can just get a beta provider after

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I'm kinda tired of hearing Asian Americans, by far the most successful demographic in the US statistically surpassing even whites, complain as if they have any real problems. I have literally never seen a poor Asian. They're always upper-middle class or higher, no exceptions. On an aggregate, median, and household basis, Asian Americans generally have higher incomes per capita than white Americans in the U.S. and yet all of their art is always about "trauma" or "depression" or "racism," and most of them have the nerve to compare their lives to that of literal niggers as if their social statuses are at all similar. For such a notoriously disciplined race, Asians do a hell of a lot of complaining over nothing. Niggers complain a lot too but at least I can kinda sympathize there. They have real problems, originating both internally and externally. Some of it is racism aimed at them, some of it has to do with their culture, but they do face genuine problems that negatively impact their lives in tangible, meaningful, measurable ways. Asians get into Yale and complain that it's not Harvard.
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>>84002511
Lmao
Asian problems for sure

I knew a software developer who was very pretty, making 250k, driving a very expensive car and 30 white guys begging for a date (she only dated white guys) crying any racism.

Still of her trauma of course was from her psychotic Asian parents and whites loved her and took her in as one of them. But muh racism. Her life was like top elite wealth and success for a 24 year old - and that's white people's fault. But also my white rich guy boyfriend is totally like, not making me happy this week
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>>83998143
I want to think that there are poor Asians out there somewhere, BUT I've even seen Nepalese and Filipino families in my area that are probably richer than me! It's over.
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>>83998143
>Be Asian American
>Comfy house above your dad's laundromat
>Parents beat the shit out of you every day because you don't like math
>Grow up with infinite chances to become bilingual in a cool language that asians speak, not some faggot taco language
>Have a mediocre time of everything, just become sort of the average American but with an Asian face
>Get hired to some average job anyway because you have an Asian face
>While crying on your lunch break and wiping your tears with money, decide to check phone
>open [social media app]
>scroll through 100 videos
>scroll through 10,000 videos
>a video of a wmaf couple appears
>instantly fucking mindmelt
>SCRY into the black mirror trying to uncover the mystery
>algorithm now feeds you 10,000 wypipo bad videos

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>>84003673
Why do they always have parents that own a laundromat
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>>84003706
I don't know, I just got this from that fuckawful movie a while back with the fat asian american girl and that one woman from Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Her dad owns a laundromat in the movie.

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Girls when "personality" isn't a match
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>>84003662
basically means i didnt expect you to say that aka you said something that wasnt pre approved by the hivemind
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>>84003680
you know this is made up and people don't actually think like that
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>>84003686
It's not. I've talked to thousands of them. It means uninterested
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>>84003662
Basically means you shouldn't form connections over text. Meet them first and then it's ok to text.
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They usually just unmatch and block when they ask my height and I either don't respond or I tell them

This is much less of an issue if I *first* mention I own real estate in one of the most expensive areas in the country, but obviously those are gold digging whores and they won't see a dime from me

Are any other anons just have a natural well-defined physique?
>6'2
>giant thighs and calves
>broad shoulders
>proportionally smaller waist
>long arms
>barrel chest
I haven't worked out in 5 years but I try to maintain a healthy routine. Random people think I'm a college football player even though I've never played football. I feel like a dumbass for not working out again and taking advantage of my body.
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>>84002995
Only your right shoulder and arm are wide, because of compulsieve masturbation.
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>>84002053
im fully bodymaxxed due to genetics and my life
i would say take advantage of it while you have it anon
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>>84002995
Stop being fat please. You have to be like 290lbs for fucks sake
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>>84002053
I have a good frame but I am not willing to adhere to a strict diet so instead of having abs I just look like some dude.
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>>84002053
i have wide shoulders despite being a twig which is nice

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day 14
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i pray to be less retarded today
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gay fort teen

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there's a cat on my bed
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>>84003628
Please do not eat it anon. It is illegal.
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>>84003641
what did you say anon i wasn't listening
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>>84003628
>there's a cat on my bed
pet it

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There is something undefinable that is a deficit on my soul.
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>>84003404
Stop sinning. No drugs, no porn, no lying.
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>>84003440
No he should do the 5-htp method, it's cooler to have demons around you then to make believe you are possessed (that's gay).
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>>84003404
one time i took about a hundred grams of kratom and i thought my hands were trying to kill me and i mentally was swimming through whirlpools which were equal parts my emotions my memories my skills and the motel room
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>>84003638
kratom is good 4 u
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>>84003646
one hundred grams is too much i genuinely experienced psychosis

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i wish i was a schizoid, to not need some amount of social interaction would be such a blessing
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>>84000849
i kinda relate to this feeling, being sensitive and emotional has definitely been detrimental
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>>84000849
no you dont
t. schizoid
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>>84000849
yeah but being a schizoid is the result of trauma so... carefull what you wish for i guess
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>>84000849
I am schizoid and it's not great. I still want someone in my life. When I get someone I expect them to leave. Constantly expect it. It's not like bpd where it's externalized and you push and pull; it's this feeling of having the Sword of Damocles over your head all day. You know they'll leave. You know they don't really like you. You know there's nothing useful or interesting about yourself. And every little sign, real or not, that they display you warp into that worldview. All internally, this horrid twisting feeling and you wonder how you ever let them in in the first place. It was all meant to be walled off for your own good. And it's so rare to let anyone in you can never get used to it. You go years alone and you're fine alone. Or you think you are. And then someone comes in. And you're actually happy for once. Until you remember. Everyone leaves in the end.
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>>84001023
sometimes, sometimes no

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>be me (28M)
>senior mod for a Discord server with ~10,000 members
>a pair of teenagers, 14M and 15F have been edating for quite some time now and it's starting to annoy the fuck out of me; met on our server
>other mods don't seem to care, in fact some are supportive (fucking retarded lunatics, would expect no less)
>no sign of stopping
Should I go after them and try to split them up? I don't care what happens. If I get demoted or even banned I don't give a shit. So be it. I just want to inflict the maximum amount of pain as possible.
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>>84002567
I don't want to split them up but I do want to ruin their relationship. What's life w/o/ a little risk anyways?
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>>84003543
>I don't want to split them up but I do want to ruin their relationship. What's life w/o/ a little risk anyways?
>Split them up
Groom/coerce either of them*. JFC how did that get past. But yeah you don't know what a pedo is it seems
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>average powertripping tripfag piece of shit
Kys
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I have to say I'm not too keen on prioritizing the fee fees of teenagers, especially when it gets in the way of what I want to accomplish and what I believe.

If I want to split them up I'll have to do it under the nose of the administrators and owner, obviously. But besides that I do have the means to do so. The question is if I should.
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>>84001745
teenage girls only exist for men over 30 so yes of course you should sabotage the entire server and pull the plug fry the servers do whatever you can and SHUT IT DOWN
some little 14 year old faggot pfffft lmao

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I think it's funny that people will claim that all incel talking points are nonsense while also saying things that directly align with what incels say.

Man says women hate virgins:
>ew wtf that's not true you incel
Woman says women hate virgins:
>well yeah that's obviously true

Why do they even hate incels when they agree with them most of the time?
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Culture war aside this movie is kind of flat. The music is great and there are some good scenes but it's not as deep and melancholic as it desperately wants to be. Nothing wrong with maleslop, this one just isn't as evocative as I wanted it to be.
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Women need to seriously stfu
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>>84003566
it's perfectly fine, though inferior to stuff like TLADILA, the french connection, harper, dodge city, heat, the last boy scout, marathon man, collateral, the killer elite, emperor of the north, hard times, the professionals and invasion USA
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>>84003490
I think the point she is making is that you are a virgin BECAUSE you are dislikeable not the opposite.
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>>84003625
her point was she loves fornicators because they're retards who do nothing but fuck dumb whores

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it seems like it only works if you're a turbo normie in a normie enviroment. Once you get into autism/ethnic/special interests or some other niche territory these things wont happen. I know this because while there is nothing wrong with my face (in fact I'm have a rather pretty one) I'm east asian and the enviroment I grew up consisted of country boys and basic girls. At one point I had more female friends than male ones yet no one ever tried to set me up with anyone because the uspoken rule was that asian men weren't even seen as sexual beings and the kpop thing was always a niche thing limited to preteen girls.
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>>84002514
In theory dating apps should be better, but people are too stupid and don't use them properly. Match and then talk irl asap.
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>>84003393
This probably isn't her not being interested so much as it is her being retarded. Suggest another date.
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>>84003433
Shit got nothing to lose anyway. Ill report back.
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Yes it obviously always happened. You need to be physically present and interactive to secure dates with strangers.

The problem for the past 10 years with dating apps and the dominance of social media apps is that men and women are now a "menu" of different flavors, and we have the option is getting a detailed account of each person before we meet them. Also the average person is a fucking narcissist anyways, and refuses to create any lane for improvement. It's rare to find a couple dating after 2020 that isn't in a long term relationship (3+ years) because their brains have not been trained to tolerate their partners. They can just find someone else.
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>>84001052
it's the same as a white guy, nobody tries to hook you up really
and country people are inbred retards scared of outsiders
once I saw women trying to steer girls away from me and older women doing the same out of jealousy I get well I'm now enraged

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Where did the FUTA/pegging thread go? We need more heterosexual threads in here
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>>84000862
>futa
>heterosexual
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>>84003188
>I understand the appeal of a dominant woman
>why would I let any woman have that kind of power over me?
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>>84003175
>tattoos
nah no nah
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>>84003482
I agree the ideal domme wouldn't have tattoos, but she also would be monogamous and not film her sexual escapades to upload to the internet. You need to develop a Madonna-whore complex and recognize the fact that any woman you see acting out these fantasizes are literal whores and should not be judged by marriageable standards because it's not as if you would ever wife one up anyway. It's like getting mad at McDonald's for not being fancy enough. Sure you'd rather go to a nice steakhouse, but you don't have the money for it.
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>>84003188
>I had a doctor finger my butthole to check for hemorrhoids and that was so uncomfortable
If your male doctor jerked you off it would feel gross and uncomfortable too. It's about who does it, how they do it, and the context.


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