In the right light you can faintly make out my ab muscles
>>84949861I am going to lick them
>>84949861Keep going on and get that six pack you deserve it
>>84949861Same but with the right amount of dead skin and lint buildup on my fake obliques
>>84949861I am 20lbs overweight and you can still make out some of my ab muscles
Only if you believe you're entitled to own a home in a coastal elite city. Plenty of fantastic cheap homes in middle America. Settle down with your union plumbing job making 60k/yr and you can pay off your home and pump out kids with your wife from the local church like there's no tomorrow.
>>84951499But /r9k/ is so full of them that it's the entire catalog. I don't come here often, but this board seems to have some of the lowest average number of replies to threads on 4chan. At a certain point, it makes you wonder what the point is, like /b/ where there's just spambots and no anons left to bait.
I wish I could filter threads by if the picture posted is a screen cap of something else. This will be the best use of AI, to filter out retards from existence, not literally, but I mean make it to where they're invisible to everyone forever.
>>84951428great now middle America raised prices due to higher demand, what next?
>>84951428Every time someone posts one of these threads, the houses they post are always either in ghettos, or in the middle of nowhere where the nearest store is an hour's drive away
>>84951606>the middle of nowhere where the nearest store is an hour's drive awayWhy do you think you're entitled to live in the downtown?
i got an arts degree not caring that it would be hard to find a job at the end of it and now im at the end of it and its hard to find a job and it sucks. how could this be
>>84951525i mean arts like history not visual art. i dont need recognition i need to be paid
>>84951497Art school is meant for networking, you can learn everything art related at homeYou're a robot so i assume you failed at the socialising partYou wasted money and years of your life, good luck finding a job
>>84951551Write interesting books about history. Get to work. Don't be someone else's pawn.
>>84951497become an art history tuber, make it politically abrasive ofc for the algorithm
>>84951538>>84951578i had fun you are mad i had fun you are gay and also jealous>>84951602i dont want to that sounds like it sucks i dont care about politics
Foid, why aren't you a permanently nude denamed piece of fuckmeat? How are you going to fix this?
>>84951397>my knots always fall apartHave you learned the bowline and square knots? Also add a safety overhand knot with the excess to secure it.
>>84951421seriously? I haven't been working out at all>>84951430I mean I don't want to look even half as bulky as her>>84951432no I never talked about that>>84951443no I don't know any of those I just know the basic knot and the shoelace knot and bows if that counts
>>84951526>half as bulkyIt takes 3 plus years of intense training to look like her. That plus some body fat makes most muscles stay hidden.Google: BowlineGoogle: Square KnotThat will solve 90% of knot problems.Now you're afraid that I'll enslave you and make you exercise.
>>84951557ok thanks for the recommendations you seem really smart you know about knots and flexibility and probably a lot of other thingsand I sometimes fantasize about being forced to exercise but it's mostly about making sure I look good and don't get fat not about getting strong
>>84951585>I sometimes fantasize about being forced to exercise but it's mostly about making sure I look good and don't get fatThat gives me a fun harem idea. Using them for exercise experiments. Besides getting transformations and testing ideas, I could also fuck their tired holes after the workouts.
Would you be able to tell this girl was an escort? You never know with asian girls.
>>84950909>>84951075>>84951098asians look so fucking lifeless holy shit
>>84951098of course, Disney's Alice in wonderland where Kathryn Beaumont helped to guide animators and create realistic "girly" movements, it fascinated Japan, the UK and US were their enemies only 6 years earlier yet here was one of their completely fanciful and charming fairy tales with an eerily lifelike yellow haired character, it spurred on their own animation industry and they soon sought to create their own versions of alice which developed into the anime girls we are familiar with today
>>84951075i remember seeing her once when I was in Brisbane. she was a good fuck
>>84951128you're an obese woman aren't you?
>>84951098I didn't realize until recently, the ugly hikki looking guys in anime resemble real guys
When was the last time you were outside and saw a remarkably beautiful girl? What did you do after? I like to follow them and catch more looks, maybe snap a picture.
I see beautiful women with nice big butts everyday during the summer and it hurts because I will never date/fuck them. I'm an ugly skinny blackcel with a weak jawline, chin and thin mustache
I work with two incredibly beautiful mixed girls. I'm too old for them so I just enjoy their company.
>>84951002Yeah, from your perspective I 100% sound nuts, I agree eith that. Though, I really do not give a shit about people outside normally (because I hate the whole city and the people living in it), but for some reason my brain won't let me forget about her. I don't know why.Of course, I don't actively try to find her or anything like that, cause that's absolutely retarded. Her hair just stayed in my mind.
>>84950489Yesterday whenever I drove by the elementary school and the kids were on the playground
>>84950489 Plenty of attractive women at the gym, or working in restaurants, or anywhere near a beach during this time of year. It's a daily occurrence for me, maybe my standards are low or my libido too high.
anons how often do you wash your desk chair?
>>84950132I put a towel on mine that gets washed.
>>84950132Why the fuck would you wash your desk chair? Do you sit in it for 12 hours straight? Take a fucking shower.
>>84950576I should've brought the fuckin carbon fiber version. It would've been sick. Oh well, at least its sturdy. https://a.co/d/0euirMVS
>>84950132https://youtube.com/shorts/uaqSSPjDUBkCool!Thank you for your thread, bro!
I have a butt cushion on mine with a tshirt i put over it and I just wash the t shirt. I recently got a new chair though and it has a netting back, I can just do a quick wipe with a clorox wipe and its good.The problem with my last chair wasn't just the stench, it was so old it was literally deteriorating and creating a fucking dust pile in my room that was never ending. Shit is disgusting.
I genuinely can't imagine a woman getting wet because of me.
>>84951298okay yes if you do not have discord you may send your requests to bonnieblueflag@protonmail.combe advised, all former rules apply and i will not whisper sweet erotic nothings into your ear off the jump regardless of stated sex-gender
>>84951378I was just gonna ask if you could say "you're such a good girl, darlin"Is that too much?
>>84950853Yeah same and it's okay because my life was determined long before I had the ability to change my life. Genes are everything, you either have good ones or you don't.
>>84950853I fucking hate manchildren. I see minecraft shit, i see pokemon shit, I see mario shit. Grow the fuck up already.
>>84951410oh certainly that ain't it, just shoot me an inquiry there and i will catch up with you. got shit 2 do before i gotta git up for work in the morning. i want to get some microphone practice in, damnit. not just a throwaway YER A REAL GUD GURL DARLIN kinda shitcatch ya later or never either one cheers
>be me>lowkey day at work, get done early>lazyafternoon.gif>start watching some Xena, one of my favorite shows>Xena and Gabriel need to get over a high wall>Xena pulls out her gargantuan futa donger>Gabriel takes her top off and starts playing with her boobs to make it hard>she pulls the futa cock way down and uses it like a catapult to launch herself over the wall>literally can't stop LOL'ing, classic Xena>Xena puts her cock through a big hole in the wall>Gabriel starts sucking it as best she can>gets blasted with seven gallons of futa splooge, goes flying offscreen>Joxer appears out of nowhere>forgot Ted Raimi had some cameos in the show>"They're going to start calling you Glory Hole Gabriel!"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I remember that episode
There is no way that's a real fucking show that ever aired on TV youre fucking with me anon
>>84950388That's not canon
Can we post more about Happy stuff on this Thread? why do we always bitch and complain?
>>84949775I just returned to 4chan today after a long break of staying off the site. I still really enjoy the boards despite all the bullshit.I am hoping to draw tonight and take requests.
>>84949775Remember: you've asked for it.https://youtube.com/shorts/gJqoUPtPUZw
>>84949775A coustomer called me pretty today :)
Dipshits here want to be miserable, that's why I found this thread at page 10. Sad!!!
>>84949775My muscles hurt in my face from smiling
Boomer hatred is so fakeYeah, boomers are degenerates without a soul, but that's the same for the majority in every generation
>>84950290Young people will always dislike some of the old people the old people will always dislike some of the old people it is how things go it is how things went one day we will be old too
Boomer hatred is the natural result if you've ever thought about getting a job or moving out of your parents' house. Boomers are why the economy is a dumpster fire. Boomers are why homes are so unaffordable. Boomers are why there isn't upwards social mobility anymore. Boomers are fast tracking doomsday scenarios for the west. Boomers fear mongered nuclear energy. Boomers hollowed out unions. Boomers gutted pensions. Boomers made city development purely for glorified retirement villages. Boomers inherited the greatest economic expansion in all of history, paid pennies for college, a few bucks for their starter homes, and are getting full retirement benefits that you mathematically will never see.
TOTAL BOOMER DEATHthey are the jews of the generations, and yes i DO want grandma to diefuck those cunts
>>84950629Killing god and sacrificing the earth and our future to Mammon for a Cheesecake Factory and AI dog videos.
Sometimes I wonder if some girl has ever had a crush on me and I didn't realize it.
>>84950403me too. i think it has happened. i work with students (adult students) and today i was told by a student that not only him, but a few other students in his class wanna talk to me 1 on 1. i have been in hundreds of classes by now over the years. sure, most of this will just be to practice their english, but it they are this shy to even ask to meet to practice english, they would be too shy to tell me they had a crush, if any did. i reckon there have probably been many girls who liked me and would have gone on a date with me if i asked. i mean i have only asked 2 or 3 times to go for a walk with a female student, and 1 said yes and we hung out a handful of times. a lot of the girls really like talking to me and are desperate to ask me questions about myself, surely some would be into me and wanted to hang out. neither of us ask tho. so yeah probably there have been girls in your life who liked you but were too shy to say so. i mean guys are usually to shy to tell a girl he likes her, girls are even more shy
>>84950403Maybe. When I was in school I had a crush on this autistic guy from my science class that sat next to me and would tell me about the books he bought to school.
>>84950403I don't have to wonder, I know. They literally told me and I did nothing because I'm a dumb ass retarded nigger faggot piece of shit stupid bastard bitch.
>>84950649Well that is so sad she's probably taking BBC from Tyrone right now anal gangbang and having sex with men who are more attractive than you will ever be. That was probably your only chance and she was a perfect anime girlfriend but you ruined it cuz you're pathetic KEK! VERY SAD!
If something seems too good to be true, it probably is. Have you ever found a case where this was not true?
No, objectively nobody ever has and anyone who says yes is lying or is mistaken.
almost thought I found one but was proven wrong eventually
I though I found one but it really is too good to be true.
This happened to me a couple years back with a coworker. Had no idea what her age was at first, but we started forming a bond, then she randomly asked me how old I was, then we both found out our ages, then it was dead after that.Really sucks, I think I could have had a positive impact on her life.
where was that bitch what was her name. foidangel or some shit what happened to her
gonna go to target and leer at high school girls in revealing clothes I love when they're on summer break
It's creepmaxxing.I'm a creepmaxxer myself.
>>84948620I'm back. Girls weren't all that great today. Some days are better than others.
>>84949403girl on the left with the beeg ol tiddies would absolutely become queen of the porno industry in japan. not only does she have yuuuge badonkadonks, she's also got the anime eyes already
>>84948620All women are whores regardless of age
>>84950622I'm only in it for the high school girls personally
