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>be me
>homeless
>sexual deviant
>it is so easy to molest Normies when you are homeless
>sometimes I run up to women and grab their boobies
>if I get chased I just run back to the encampment.
>normies panic when they see the encampment and turn back
>it was working until I did it to some bitch whose boyfriend was out of my periphery
> knocked my ass out and I woke up bleeding from my mouth
>I got some pity drugs from the neighbors so it all worked out
>such is life
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lovely thread
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>>68783839
Theres no way this hasnt been typed before. How
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>>68782557
Damn. What a perfect representation of modern humanity.
Napalm it.
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>>68783839
yeah, i was surprised that it actually went through
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>>68782557
How do you join a homeless fortress?

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>want to make same post again
>just add "uwu" to the end
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>>68782755
Kill yourself uwu
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>>68782755
Human evolution should have followed the Chad hyaena femdom path instead of the virgin lion path.
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>>68782755
Lions kill the absolute shit out of hyenas and leave them disabled, and then the hyenas cannibalize the dead hyena.

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>tfw no decisive gf
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>>68783791
Thanks for the music recommendation and from your post before I wonder if a duo of musically talented individuals couldn't just string up together their own orchestra(via editing each instrument's performance together). Would be neat to try out if you did find your musical gf. I've thought about learning how to play the trumpet before too, as part of a weird desire I have to try and play music to dolphins and/or whales. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3JRNvQi4Oc you might like this video.
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>>68783821
>I wonder if a duo of musically talented individuals couldn't just string up together their own orchestra
This would be absolutely fantastic. It might be good if they were able to play the violin since violin is one of my all time favorite instruments. I want to make the kind of music that Lullaby for the Working Class makes, with lots of strings and brass instruments and stuff.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3JRNvQi4Oc
Very cute video, thanks!
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I am 31 and I will kill myself.
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>>68783842
Glad you like it anon and now I hope to hear about a couple making great orchestral pieces in the future. You should also look into old instruments too, lots of weird "brass" and string instruments from antiquity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auR-lJfzTeY
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>>68781755
>tfw shy
>tfw no not shy girl to make me her bf

human reproduction
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>>68783582
Found the incels who will never have sex
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>>68783524
I wanna cum in a black girl
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>>68783524
thought the niggas were exaggerating when they said they get ashy but apparently not
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>>68783759
Here is me fucking a faggot buck bl*ck boy with my White Aryan cock
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>>68783866
>Here is me fucking a faggot
Disturbing

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hooman chez burg uwu coot? coot?

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>remove and ban the majority of women from the workforce
>remove immigrants from the workforce and ban immigratiom as a whole
>1/2 of the problems the US and Americans face is fixed
It's literally that simple
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you people make me start to feel like whites are just plain evil, incapable of empathy. holy fuck
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>>68783726
Oh fuck off, muslim shitstains have the rest of the goddamned planet.
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>>68783726
Yes. We're evil and covered in thousands of years of bloodshed and you should definitely stay in your own shit hole mud world. Thanks.
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>>68783519
>the Anglo-Saxon founding stock
>Random Englishmen that hopped on a deadly boat ride to the uncharted wilderness are the purest American stock.
>The 30m people that were already there and everyone who came after are shit humans that shouldn't be there.

So your paradise is like a New Hampshire fishing village that hasn't changed since 1692?
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>>68783859
Huh? No, I'm all for Pan-Europeanism. A Pan-European coalition is what made the United States a power house. I was merely responding to the other Anon and trying to figure out what he meant.

Desu, a New Hampshire fishing village is pretty comfy, Anon...Wanna go lobster fishing together? <3 No niggers or shitskins

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How many gangstalkers are you dealing with right now? What do they do to you?
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>>68783620
The more you keep trying, the worse it looks. You're not fooling anyone
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>>68783629
I'll stalk you, just let me know your home address anon and what day your trash goes out so I can beat the truck to it
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i wish i could be a gangstalker, presuming they wouldn't just kill me and my family afterwards. assuming i could be employed doing it, and genuinely retire that sounds like such a sick gig. all i gotta do is drive around in a red car and make specific hand symbols to people
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gang stalking is cringe
passive people watching is based
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>>68783620
god this is embarrassing. how old are you?

BROS THESE ADS THO
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>>68781963
I have tried to discuss the ads on this board a while ago in some threads. But jannies took it down and banned me.

My ads are full of niggers. Just nigger upon nigger upon nigger having sex. Dirty ape niggers. Originally I was asking how to get rid of them without using an ad-block. But I got sick of it and gave up.
I use an ad-blocker now. And now the board is free of nigger ads of niggers having nigger sex.
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>>68783340
https://infrequently.org/2021/04/progress-delayed/

Troll harder.
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>>68783420
Don't bother. iToddlers don't actually know anything about technology
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>>68783420
incorrect. look it up maybe
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>>68783409
You're not #FilledWithGlee4BBC? Cringe bigot.

What is the hottest brand of cigarettes a woman can smoke, and why is it Newport 100s?
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>>68783256
Nicotine is sexy as fuck and I want my house to smell that sexy all the time
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>>68783266
This is just a thread about sexy smoking girls.
Smoking Newports does not make someone low class.
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>>68783465
>How many kids?
Usually 2-3

>Still smokers?
A lot of them stopped doing all that stuff and tried to become tradwives for the year before their man left them. Once the man leaves, its back to the same old bullshit: wine, bars and ciggies.

>Do you know if they smoked through their pregnancies?
Some of them. I know one girl who lost the baby because of her drinking habit. But for the most part, they clean up during pregnancy and for a year or so afterwards. Depends how fast the guy takes a hike.
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>>68783192
if they smoke newport 100s it's because they are a coalburner and they boyfriend is too lazy to get his black ass up to get his cigs himself. 9 times out of 10 they'll also buy some grape swishers.

hottest women that buy cigarettes are 100% marlboro ultra lights or virginia slims or something.
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>>68783484
spoken like a true drug addict

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Why not just clownmaxxx?
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>>68783823
Why dont you just simmer down you stupid g*mer?!
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Woop woop. Clownmaxxin'

Some ugly middle aged fag sent me a message asking for company, (was posting tummy on leddit to find a mommy gf) I'm afraid he'll send me dick pics or something but he offered 600 a Week! I mean... should I?
Would /r9k/ take the offer?
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>>68782652
Two things. Firstly when someone wants "company" what they usually mean is sex. Secondly why would someone pay you 600$ a week to just talk? insert joke about therapists here.
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>>68782726
Oh, yeah really too good to be true :(
Guess I'll just ignore him.

Actually remembered I deleted the message so I don't have his contacts anymore lol. This thread was ultimately worthless, sorry everyone.
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how cute are you? idk if id be good enough for him, but if you want to pass, id happily get groomed, kidnapped, and possibly dismembered.
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>>68782278
DO. NOT. DO IT. I guarantee he WILL rape you and you will probably get AIDS. You're straight and looking for a mommy gf but he doesn't give a shit about that. Look at the comments on any femdom video on any porn website and you'll have shit tons of gay boomers lusting after the twink or asking the woman running the channel to "get him a real cock instead". I can't believe I'm saying this but you need to think like a woman in this scenario. If that man was straight and you were a girl, would you REALLY trust him enough to "keep him company"? I don't think so. You've been warned OP.
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>>68782946
Sorry was playing monster hunter and I doubt you'll see this (you)
I'm kinda cute I guess, 9/10 in body but idk about face :(
Don't have his contact so sorry.
>>68783426
I won't, ok?

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>anon calls me autistic
>get tested
>get IQ score of 133 and tested negative for autism
indubitably, with all due respect to you and your persons. i mean this with the utmost sincerity towards those who inhabit this board and site -- you individuals are, in fact, the autistic ones.
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>>68783638
I'm not trans and you retards are obsessed
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>>68783656
not trans *yet
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>>68783355
Good job anon, you showed them
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>>68783531
I've also been tested, kek! Although I have more symptoms of ADHD than anything, I've been repeatedly assured that I'm just eccentric.
You pulling my leg too, anon?
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>>68783717
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact"
welcome to 4chan newfren!

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>used to stay up til 2 or 3, sometimes pull all-nighters
>now I start getting tired at 8-9pm, struggle to keep eyes open
>have to be in bed by 12
what happened to me
I'm not THAT old
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it comes in waves for me
currently sleep at 1am
it fluctuates between 10pm and 5am
time is a social construct anyway
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Body still wants to stay awake until 2-3, have to wake up at 7, usually have an involuntary nap when I get home from work around 4

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I'm singing in the rain
just singing in the rain
what a glorious feeling im happy again
im laughing at clouds so dark up above
god im such a fucking loser why am i like this
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sad song thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDZnKWdvTUo

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Have you ever fallen in love? I don't think I have, it was all hormones.
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>>68778342
No I don't even feel something for my mother ,don't know why
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Love isnt actually real
I've never seen it or experienced it, so it cant be real
I refuse to believe that love isn't just something made for media entertainment and concepts
Love isn't real for people like me
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The more I get to know someone, the less I like them.

Love is indeed a trick of your hormones.
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Yes, her name was Ireland
Pretty sure she liked me back but I was too much an autistic 9th grade to do anything about it
still have feelings for her
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>>68778342
If you have a crush for over three months, congratulations, you're in love




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