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When I lose weight and become a stacey, I'm going to be a benevolent stacey. I'm going to use my powers for good. I'm going to travel across the world deflowering incels.
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>not automatically stacy
>implying men can be 10/10's without being chads
Plz deflower me qt I won't be bitter. Arizona?
No you wont. I also said shit like that back then. But things are improving, and feel no desire to have anything to do with r9k anymore. When you find your way out, dont come back.
My oneitis used to say this as well.

Until literally the first and best Chad came and picked her up from a bar in town and now they are in a relationship on the 6th month
Most I know who have had a desire to become more aesthetically pleasing have rarely resisted the temptation to then fit in socially by being a malignant cunt.

It just doesn't happen because then they perceive their effort as self elevating and take on an attitude of "I could do it, why can't you?".

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Its all I think about
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pussies don't look very good from up close and it might smell bad, you only do it to please a woman
so so true.
They don't taste very nice.
i agree with you
my feromonious spam

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My dog was my only friend, the only thing keeping me sane in this clownworld and he passed away. Fuck me. What even is the point anymore.
>pic related isn't my dog but it's similar
get a new dog? sorry for your loss.
I've thought about it but it's just that I had a special connection with that bulldog. I got it when I was 10 and now that I am 20 it died. Honestly he lived a good life for his breed but still.
I mean what the fuck do you want people to say, this is like the easiest form of loss to get over. Its just a fucking dog, imagine when your mom dad or sibling is going to die, and what that will be like. realize that nobody cares.

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Anybody else too high IQ to not commit suicide?
>think about life
>contemplating purpose life creates several logic branches
>example branch would be like:
>life is about procreation
>must create fit high iq offspring
>must find fit high iq mate to procreate with
>ERROR: cannot find mate let alone high iq, fit mate
>okay... then must advance technology for society to contribe
>ERROR: current technology is so advance that your would need 50 years of effort to advance
>ERROR: government will silence you if you discover clever way to advance technolocy
>okay... so I can't live a fulfilling life having kids or contributing to society
>guess I'll just pleasure myself with shows, vidya, and porn
>ERROR: nihilist pleasure loses appeal and seems meaningless after awhile
So after exploring every logical branch (and trust me there are many more all with dead ends) the only conclusion is to kill yourself?

>this is an original reply, you racist mods. you can't force me to say the n word cause that's nigaphobic.
In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
if you can't find your own reason to live you're low iq
>if you can't find your own reason to live you're low iq
I have gone down this line of reasoning before. Everytime I go down a new line of reasoning as to how I could create a meaninful life I am met with an abrupt, impassable roadblock. After one trillion of these lines of thought I realize that many high IQ indivduals have already though through all of these possibilities. After this many attempts the only statistically probable outcome is that there is no possible route to a meaningful life for me. The only option for me is to follow suit and commit suicide like all other high IQ individuals.
Woah... so this is the power of high IQ philosophy...

>Sixk of breathing black mold
>Sick of being unemployed
>Want to find job even though Im on probation for being black
>Try to leave the house in my shitty small town
>Even though I will probably just get trailed by police in my shitty small town for being black
>See this

Fuck God why does he curse me? This is bullshit. Its fucking June and still here I am freezing inside a shitty house covered in snow.
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>be nigger
>do crime
>get caught
>blame it on racism

>get trailed by police
If you don't do anything illegal, they can't arrest you. Sure, it's slightly uncomfortable, but you don't have anything to worry about it. Right?
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Copz iz rayciss. Lawz iz rayciss. God iz rayciss. Errythang iz rayciss. I dindu nuffin. Sheeeeeiiiiiiit.
>if you dont do anything wrong they cant arrest you

You an adorable cinnamon bun, too pure and innocent for this world

What do guys get from jizzing on someone's face? What do people get from allowing guys to do this?
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>so desensitized to porn you think cum isn't disgusting
I'd just want to kiss her face and hold her close, I don't like how porn has injected all these semi-violent or degrading acts into people's idea of sex.
IDK but we're compelled to do it. Marking our territory I guess?
are you telling me that i'm not a man if i only want to be with a women that i like? wtf!
>have sexual organ that shoots goo
>not making a huge mess with it
its just fun i guess

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>Be me, last year
>My Dad and Sister are gone for the night
>Have the house to myself
>My sister invited her friends and a couple of Chads over the night before
>Actually got along with them quite well, they thought I was funny and liked my guitar playing
>I normally watch anime on my phone in my bedroom so no one walks in on me
>Watching Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid on my Xbox in the spare room with my earphones on(I don't have enough space for my setup in my bedroom)
>The door to my spare room is a sliding one with no lock on it
>Casually watching until I suddenly here a knock on my door and it opens
>Chad walks into the literally a millisecond after I frantically boot up Titanfall 2 on my Xbox
>"Hey anon, I just came to get my jacket from last night. We should catch up some more, yeah"
>"Y-yeah that would be cool, how did you get in?"
>"Your sister gave the code to the garage door, so I came in through there. See ya, bro"
>"S-see ya later, man"

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I don't get why people value intellect nowadays. I understand for music, as the possible combinations of compositions are near infinite. But mathematics and physics is closing in, is it not?
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>But mathematics and physics is closing in, is it not?
>I don't get why people value intellect nowadays.
Get mad brainlet
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Don't worry about it you wouldn't even understand anyways.
Sphinx looks a lot smaller than I imagined.
Intellect is power.

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Male virgins beyond the age of 18 should be executed
>Not a cuck
Pick one

>papa perused the poopoo pickle
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>mom found my bottle full of cum
>Dad found my booger wall
Crazy uncle Bradley found the fart factorium. For fuck sake!
>Grandma found the cum corpse
Little brother found the shit jar

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What does nutting from a handjob feel like?
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Once a week, and when I do,it's completely raw, no cream, lube or stuff like that.
feels like a less experienced hand jerking you off. great thread
damn, that's it? usually people with your problem are serial masturbators. If you're uncut I would say refrain from squashing your foreskin over your head to jerk off, instead tugging on the shaft and letting the frenulum do the work. If you're cut, then stop stroking your head all the time and just jerk the shaft
I would sometimes just finish with a handy into the toilet. Was better than jerking off because I didnt feel so alone.
>no regrats
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There's nutting quite like it

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What are you bringing to the table that she isn't getting from literally every other pasty white nice guy that crosses her line of sight? Why should she give a shit about you? More specifically, what can you give her that no other man can? Let's start there.

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How hard is it to create an image board? I wanna make one thats more chill and less vile and hostile
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Just make a board on 2+2+2+2ch.net. The real problem isn't the technical stuff anyway, it's getting people to use it, since most people only show up for the crowd. And if you want something like that to be successful, you have to basically branch off something established, whether it's an imageboard or a gang or a cartoon horse fetish subculture. And if you're too similar to something bigger, people drift off to there (as opposed to just drifting off to nowhere like normal).
>majority of the communties you can find on 4ch
I haven't used 8ch too much, but even the /pol/ communities between the 2 sites are different.
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I can't believe I'm only now noticing why big players like 4chan, 8ch and Reddit are allowed to exist. Interesting how the same mechanics are repeated all over the world in as much things as possible.
>tfw paranoid af again
fuuuug man
are you high, my dude?

You can't go back to pre-2012 internet. There's simply too many retards with internet access now. Maybe if you lock it down to first world IPs, but even then you'd be dealing with thousands of subhumans if you got traffic. There's no saving any of this. Burn it down and start over.

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>he tries to flirt with me by asking me questions
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Tell me something I don't already know, like how to write an original comment.
>I'm not a comedian.
Then you're never going to find a girlfriend, Sorry.
Consider trannies or stick to 2D images.
you mean to say that you're not a clown that bends over backwards for a fucking stale whore
Chad makes her laugh all the time, dummy
No he doesn't. Chad is fuckign stale, but has an attracitve face and is willing to aggressively pursue her.

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>be depressed
>try playing vidya to make myself happy
>i'm bad vidya
>tfw it makes me more depressed

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