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expect to see more tomoko larping flood the board
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>>85593857
Buy an ad you fucking normalfaggot nigger
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>>85593857
I want to eat tomoko's stinky, unwashed pussy, while she sits on my face and gives me a clumsy blowjob/handjob
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>>85593857
Im also going to repost same exact thing I did in the last thread:

I used to be a big tomoko larper but recently stopped because the larping became too cringe and also I was made fun of having a tomoko pfp by my classmates
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>>85594205
Found the larper
Tomoko doesn't smell
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>>85594223
I don't watch anime dude, idk
that fact that she's not stinky makes her character less interesting to me

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I am:
6'3
White
175lbs
Homeowner
7-figure NW
26
Fit
Large dick
Educated (bachelors, looking towards masters)

Where is my state mandated girlfriend? I DESERVE picrel
Imagine having everything that I have and still being too socially stunted to have a girlfriend.
If I don't qualify as a robot, who does?
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>>85593995
What?
Source me up senpai
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>>85593891
id rather die alone than date a stupid american man
kys faggit
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>>85594054
Faggot coded post. Women would never ask for cock.
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>>85594167
Yeah no shit
There are no women here
Besides I've met girls on the internet before asking for cock pics
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>>85593891
>White
There's your problem.
Whites have been marked for death by the foid hivemind.

i finished watching code geass and i shed tears when she was holding him in her arms
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>>85592986
10 minutes later she had sex with BBC
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>>85592986
name something you ignored
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>>85592986
More recently I also shed tears when watching media. It means we are reconnecting to our real feelings. Im 30
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I don't know if I should watch it then.

I get way too emotional over media. I shed tears to emotional trailers like a Star Wars soijak. I was always like this. I remember a Disney Channel movie in 2001 did it to me and it stuck with me. It's just draining.

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Why do men think they're entitled to a woman's affection just by existing?
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>>85592183
why do women think they are entitled to millions of men dying for them to just exist minute by minute?
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>>85592251
newfag

the artist based the dude on the chudjak, and although the last panel isn't chud-coded, the characterization in the preceding panels is that of a boring autist

the thing is though that the protagonist isn't realizing she herself is a boring autist nobody wants to be around either
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>>85592251
>she
Yeah, not so fast there friend.
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Why do women think they are entitled to my attention?
If you want me to talk about you then try being interesting
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>>85592183
>Why do men think they're entitled to a woman's affection just by existing?
Because that's how we felt about women.

>I choose the bear- ACK!!!
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>>85593272

I wonder how well a determined man with a knife could do against a black bear. Or a brown bear.
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there's only like 7 people in this class explain yourself
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>>85593286
low diffs black bear 9/10 times
high diffs brown bear 3/10 times
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>>85593286
Black bears are wimps, and actually not huge by comparison to other bears. Imagine a big ass dog. A guy would have a solid chance in fighting off a black bear with a knife.
Brown bear are a degree larger than black bears, and would likely fuck a guy up badly.
>t. faggot that ran into black bears dozens of times on hikes and only had one dicey situation
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>>85593272
you see them every night now and they barely even try to hide. i love these fat retards, it's fun watching them knock over bins and try to figure out dumpsters.
feelsbad though they're starving and most of them are gonna die

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>Tfw I feel that my gaming friend is very likely to troon out
In the past year he's started constantly complaining about "antiwoke" people and offensive humor, told me his only friend IRL is a tranny coworker, and he constantly hangs out in a Discord server full of trannies where you are required to pick your pronouns to join. Is it over for him?
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>>85594111
>being a decent human being means that you want to become le trannie! Trannie trannie trannie trannie ACK
Why are bigoted chuds like this?
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>>85594111
>started constantly complaining about "antiwoke" people and offensive humor,
yup, it's over.
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>>85594111
You should be a supportive friend and troon out too.
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>>85594121
Do you think the people who lied and said the emperor was wearing fine clothes when he was naked were just decent human beings? That the kid who said the emperor is wearing no clothes was a bigoted chud?

>Find a song cover of a song I like with a genre for the cover I also like
>The entire song was done through AI
>I can hear it in the beats and instruments and the voice
>Thousands of views
>No comment ever calls out for being AI
>I check the channel
>The entire fucking profile is AI music
Fuck nigga we need to destroy AI already, this garbage is polluting my ears and seemingly nobody cares
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Pretty sure kiketube requires AI labelling so find a thing to do that
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>>85594175
Sounds dope. Write a song about it.

im jealous of the fembots who arent too scared to use dating apps. i am way too terrified i will get no real likes.
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>>85593673
>not getting likes and not using the apps at all is the same thing, what are you so scared of?
20 iq
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Same
I'm really not comfortable trying to talk to someone about myself and what I do in my freetime
It doesn't help that there's no way I would let anyone see my grotesque ugly body even though guys would just about fuck everything with a hole
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>>85593657
Id probably be able to use them by the time I'm 35
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>>85593714
I can pretty much guarantee you're not, but it's still better if you don't get your soul sapped by tinder
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>>85594096
well why don't you tell us what you do in your freetime?

Vienetta edition

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>>85579249
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>>85593816
Won't be replying in the paedophile incel thread, lad. Nice to see you did though.
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>>85593831
On a scale of 1-10 how mad are you right now?
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>>85593854
Zero, but one if you must. You?
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>>85593905
10, i bet you feel good about that dont you faggot
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Gaped arse oozing with creamy spunk

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Just realized that I've been ripping myself off for years. This is the phone plan I've been using since 2016 and I've never changed it. Even though 50 dollars a month with the same company gives me 12.5x more data
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>>85593990
I don't know what you're trying to say tbqh
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>>85594066
Nowadays, mobile providers just give you 100GB of data pretty easily. Back in the 2010s, if you went to one of those budget providers you would be very limited on the data they gave you before throttling it to unusable status.

Thats what I did when I was in university, I had this cheap 50 plan for bare minimum unlimited talk and text with almost no useable data allotment. I just never updated it or got on a new plan and the provider never updated it for automatically.

This is what 50/month gets you now which is insanely better. I could have been paying the same amount for this, but instead I was paying 50 a month for 10 years for some trash
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>>85594089
Is this a different company?
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>>85594102
Same company. I just spent like 30 minutes on the phone with them to update it to what I should be getting
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>>85594145
175gb unthrottled is pretty good desu

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Guys!!! Are you ready for another day of doing nothing and playing vidya!? Get your energy drinks ready because it's funday! Lets talk about our HERO shredded nerd, the goat of r9k celebrities! And also, neetdom.
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Dear mods, please remove this homosexual shredded nerd spam thread or move it to the >>>/trash/ where it belongs

Thank you

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>spent 10 years trying to make my dick longer
>tried various methods
>they all didn't do anything significant
>would sometimes give up on the pursuit for a stretch of time, believing that it really is impossible
>finally after years of trial and error, I discovered the proper technique and equipment required to do it
>already grew an entire inch since last fall
>gonna continue doing this just to see how big it can get
and I won't be teaching anyone how it's done or revealing that my dick is unnaturally large. I'm taking this to my grave. I bet others have discovered the secret and never taught it to anyone.
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>don't heed your warning
>well look where i am now
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>lose weight
>spam vitamin D (and selenium if still growing)
>jelq
And yet people still fuck this up. No dick-breaking ED-inducing equipment required
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>>85593244
Done all these and my dick now hurts my gf
Heed my warning oooooo0OooOOOOO
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How do I make my dick lighter colored?
It's gross brown despite the rest of my body being pale
>>85593244
I didn't know Vitamin D makes your dick bigger
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>>85592481
Why is his dick coinciding with his sad face like an animal when their tails go down?

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I can't even sue a hospital after they inserted an unnecessary catheter without my consent and hurt my foreskin

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Why don't people value hard work anymore? You fucking guys just sit around and REFUSE to work while things deteriorate. China gets stronger and you guys just want to collect social assistance. Do you have any pride?
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>>85593440
i mean he's right, but it's not necessarily the workers who don't value hard work
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>>85593440
If you value hard work in the information/automation age you are just a retard. The only work worth doing is automating away hard work. This is why gymceling is actually a good thing to do. There is no reason good reason to use your body otherwise unless out of necessity.
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>>85593453
I'm going to lift some artificial gym implements right now just to spite this pretentious grifting faggot.
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because we are in the age of demoralization
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>>85593440
The previous material conditions were ones that made such an ideological environment propitious.
Entry-level work was abundant, and an employee would work hard and be rewarded for it in the form of stable employment with a possibility of career advancement. Today, however, entry-level work is scarce, and it is such that, even for experienced workers, employment is unstable, with companies not hesitating to lay off people. To add insult to injury, employees often find that the only possibility for a raise or career advancement is to transfer companies, as employees are not rewarded for their loyalty.
TL;DR: Companies don't value employees, so employees don't value working hard for the company.

Would you have sex with a man like this?
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I look like that and women have sex with me so
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>>85594090
Based fatbastardmaxxer


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