So basically I'm a cuck but it's really difficult to find a bull to fuck my wife because I'm 6'1, shredded and hung. If my bull isn't a better man than me it completely takes me out of it (trust me, I've tried), so I was wondering if you could share any tips on how to be a worse man.
>>84448382>if you could share any tips on how to be a worse man.we must be better men
Infp thread, hate editionI fucking hate all of humanity. I hate all humans. I hate all of you stupid evil wicked fucking humans. I hope you all die
>>84448226How very istp of you, anon :3
>>84448178>What did wwe do wrongexist, every thing about INTPs is so fucking annoying
>>84448183Can INTJs post Rei?
>>84448256No, you are only allowed to post Gendo and YOU VILL BE HAPPY
>>84448045The "INFP" stereotype in this meme sounds specifically a Jungian IS.
Some of my leftist 'friends' hate video games and anime, with Pragmata being their latest target. They are some of the most joyless people around; I wonder why I even befriend them. All they do is bitch and moan about capitalism while doing fuck all to make their own lives materially any better, and we all know good and goddamned well that if push came to shove, they wouldn't carry out any 'revolution' like they keep memeing about. I dunno man. I'm thinking about just betraying all of them, focusing on myself, and probably even reenlisting. Sure would beat working at this goddamned warehouse for the next 20 years (unless AI replaces me first).
I hate video games and anime not for leftist reasons but just because the aesthetics are fucking retarded and obnoxious
>>84447150Pragmata cloaked itself in a prescient xitter drama to spare itself criticism for being the exact same recycled corposlop as everything else
Pragmata was teased for 7 years straight. The other day I was like wtf happened to that fucking game they were marketing with the little girl, next thing I know it was releasing that day.I still wouldn't even pirate the game for free because what would be the point?>CHUDS ARENT ALLOWED TO EVEN LOOK AT CHILDREN
I thought videogames were for soi Reddit bugmen tho and the chudly thing to do was to read books?Now that's complelty flipped and Redditors are making onion faces over Tolstoy and it's actually based to own a Diana funko pop and have over 25% body fat
>>84447150kissable, originally
Idk who needs to hear this but Gen-Z girls are actually less slutty than the previous generations
Its a known fact that women with flat butts should be stuffed with fat cocks.
Go hornypost to chatgpt or grok nigga this is my chud kingdom
>>84448292Shut up nigga this is hornyposting hours. Post porn or leave, asswipe
I would not appreciate that, OP.
>>84448277Don't post the sample. Post the full-size image.
>>84448315Do you have a flat butt??
if a girl begins watching weird fetish porn at 9 years old, and is never scared of sexuality until shes like 18 which is when she loses her virginity, and then goes on to be incredibly frigid and personless until she remembers that she has her own sexual desires at 21, at which point would you say she had her sexual awakening? i thought it meant when u start having any sort of sexual feeling, but does porn even count? its not real life activities and isnt about desiring someone, its just simulacrum. in this scenario (reality) she would often fantasize abt sex in adolescent years but after 18 when she had sex often in relationships she almost never didi feel ive been so far up my own ass about wanting to be pure for marriage and have longterm love that i completely pushed sexuality out the picture bc i heard men hated sluts and felt being pure was all i had to be lovable at all. now i just feel so embarrassing, old and wrong. i would literally get in relationships i didnt want and didnt even think abt what i want, just that the guy wanted me and i thus had to try to make it work forever till i die. what is my problem
Imagine fetishising marriage like this. Horrid.
women have it so easy they can literally go 21 years without sexual desire and then one day decide its time to live out their sexual fantasies without a worry in the world, for them its just an after thought, a footnote in their quirky chungus life. woops i realize i can actually get horny guysxd. fucking ez modo bitch.
>>84447519i dont fetishise marriage but i do idolise itright now im talking to a girl that feels the same way about marriage and children as i do, and it just makes me really happyall i really want is to be the best father and husband i can
>>84446413>at which point would you say she had her sexual awakening?If you got EPI'd, then that was that
>>84446413I'm a straight girl but only into women in porn. I prefer female solo above all elseMy awakening for the female form was when I was a teen and saw a pic of a blond, flat chested woman on a field. She was so beautifulI'm still straight cause I don't want to date women
My friends don't know I masturbate to their feet
>>84447673I think the word is bicurious.
>>84447651Didn't ask. Don't care. KiII yourself faggot.
>>84447686No. And they clearly haven't caught on I'm a bisexual footfag because they still strip their socks off or wear flip flops when I visit them
any pics of them you could share? as a joke of course
>>84447673Thats called a bipedo or a pederast
would you rape elliot rodger
no, because rape is wrong
>>84448207is it morally wrong to rape a man who killed six innocent people?
>>84448229yes, rape should only ever be used in self defense
>>84448239what if you were one of his victims? would you rape him then?
I'd rape him. I'd kidnap him and his dad, put them in gimp masks, and make them rape eachother. Then, when I have been thoroughly satisfied, I'd remove their masks and reveal who it was they were raping.
Did you know being a top is not gay?
>>84448278Yes.This is the beginning of wisdom and hypocrisy I began to admire in normies as I've aged. Stealing is okay. As long as im doing it. Violence is okay as long as I permit it. I can go on and on. But that's why those predator exposing videos by normies are so beautiful. Vitaly knows he's a miserable piece of shit who beat a girl he doesn't care though . He can go under the guise of a virtuous hero while bullying some mentally ill guy for wanting to fuck a 16 year old. I find that beautiful desu.
this student of the way of fish survived an attempt on his life
this fish loves his t440p
the warrior monk training has been completed for today... baka needs to buy a fan...
the clothes have been washed X the pizza is in ze oven
the pizza is in the tummy...>can only buy the vpn with america style card or cryptowhyyy. this fish cant buy. i guess i could make a revolut account and use le temporary america style debit cards for it they gib but i am kind of scared the neet office will crash out about it. they already accuse me of stealing buxx
this fish *needs* to do a trip to poland
What was your favorite cartoon growing up that was on Cartoon Network?
>>84448071Fail.>>84448076Yup a classic. It's even tolerable watching as an adult.
>>84448065Megas XLR, without question. Also Ed Edd & Eddy.
>>84448065grim adventures
>>84448098>>84448132>>84448157You guys must either be Millennials or Zillennials, which is cool I was also born in the 90s.
>>84448065EEnE was great. Visually, it stood out greatly. The characters all differed and embodied different archetypes meaningfully, making them all memorable. The comedy was well-written, and some of the many goofy, silly, or outright surreal elements kept a feeling of whimsy and fun drama in each episode. It was just well written and well-directed. I could watch episodes as an adult nearing 30 and still think it's good. I did watch some older cartoons too, but that was still my favorite.
>when someone pronounces it "skelton" instead of "skeleton"
>>84446740My district used to be represented by someone named Skelton. Lost his seat in the 2010 red wave.
>>84446740What about "skelington"?
>>84448050that's like saying doggo instead of dog
>>84446740Maybe they were fans of old radio comedians
It's skellington
The normalfag experience.
Do you guys hate all tattoos?
>>84448153Hm. Well I fundamentally disagree with that perspective and find it incredibly reductive when considering the massive hop skip and a leap between getting assfucked in military hazing and tribal spiritual rituals as well as fundamentally ethnocentric, but you have a point about the underlying psychology especially when extrapolating that to coming-of-age rituals and circumcision or other forms of bodily mutilation. Not like these communities really let you opt out should you be scared and decline. Sovereign bodily autonomy is rarely valued highly in societies that practice the enslavement of their enemies, for instance.Some of the coming of age rituals for young men in parts of Africa or Latin America are brutal. You mentioned the bullet ants already. But, for instance:>Before reaching manhood, a boy of the Matis tribe needs to prove himself worthy of hunting alongside other men. To do so, he needs to pass their initiation rites, a complex four-stage trial that places him in great danger and great pain.>The first part of the trial consists of temporary self-blinding. The boy puts a concoction of bitter and dangerous poison straight into his eyes. The elders believe that once the sight returns (if at all) it is enhanced and will make the boy a better hunter, enhancing the senses and improving vision.>Next, the boy endures a series of brutal whippings and beatings by the other men. These are done with the stems of the rattan plant. The whipping is supposed to help remove laziness.
>>84448198>The next step of the four-stage trial is even more extreme. The young man is injected with the poison of Phyllomedusa Bicolor (Giant Monkey Frog), a small poisonous frog native to the jungles of Brazil. The poison is placed directly into the bloodstream, and its effects are brutal. If the boy proves his courage and does not vomit at once, he is injected again. What follows is light-headedness, violent vomiting, and uncontrolled bowel movements. In the end, it is believed that the frog poison will greatly increase the man's strength and endurance.>Finally, in the fourth stage, the initiate is body rubbed with the leaves of a poisonous plant. This causes a heavy painful rash that lasts for hours and is believed to help the man with patience.>Only after completing these demanding initiation rites are the men deemed worthy of accompanying others in the hunt. The only catch is that these trials are repeated many times before every important hunting trip.Like what the fuck is this? Not even the worst of it either.
>>84448198>>84448216>The Mandan tribe of the Great Plains region of America is one of the best known and best documented tribes of the continent. They lived in the area of what is now North Dakota and were one of the great trading tribes and excelled in corn production. They also had a complex set of traditions and beliefs, all of which were well documented by European explorers in the late 1700s and early 1800s. One of these was the Okipa or Sun Dance ceremony. It was a religious ceremony that was of the highest priority for the tribe, but it was also an initiation rite, offering a chance for young warriors to become respected and admired members of the tribe.>There were at least three purposes to the Okipa: the annual commemoration of the tribe's salvation from the primordial flood (according to their myths), to communicate with ancient spirits and summon buffalos, and to give the chance for individuals (usually men) to complete vows given to the almighty spirit to prove their bravery and dedication. But not everyone could endure this brutal ceremony. Only the bravest of warriors could get through this violent rite of passage.>Before the ordeal, chosen warriors would not eat, drink, or sleep for four days. Afterwards, they were led to the great hut where the ordeal began. They were required to sit smiling, while elders pierced their shoulders and chest, thrusting skewers behind the muscles. Next, ropes were tied to the skewers, and the warriors suspended in mid-air, hanging there until they fainted.
>>84448230>Elders would add more weight to their legs, in order to increase agony and tension on their muscles. Next, they were removed from the skewers, and upon awakening the approval of the great spirits was confirmed. In gratitude, the warriors would offer their left little finger, which was cut off as a sacrifice with a hatchet.>In the last step of the ordeal, the men would race around the village, dragging their weights behind them, until they ripped out of the skin alongside the skewers. This marked the end of a grueling ordeal. Men who completed the rite twice in their life would gain everlasting fame in their tribe.Seems really easy to just not fucking do this. Ever. How would you even think this up?I am partial to the theory that worldwide male initiation rites in the transition from boyhood to manhood are due in part to not having an obvious physical transition like the onset of menstruation with women. But even that is not universally regarded as entrance into womanhood, or even the marriage market. This is a fascinating subject. Why the brutality though? This is a completely homosocially male environment and development. Women cannot be blamed for whatever the fuck this shit is supposed to be this time.
>>84448032Wish I could have a gf like that but Latino. Life would be so perfect.
How do you guys make easy money? At least the ones that do make some money, I'm on the verge of a wagecucking induced collapse
>>84447974There is no easy money unless you "know a guy." We will probably be slaves to some kike until the day we die.
