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>really cute woman kissed me last night then messaged me today saying that it won't be going anywhere

Why do they do this?
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>>65839876
I dunno, some of them are retard and literally don't know what they want until after they have it. Don't let it get you down, pretty chad to kiss a girl you're not in a relationship with.
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>>65839876
You should think of every romantic interaction with a woman as temporary.
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>>65839934
lmao i'm not chad at all i'm a virgin
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>>65840763
dreams aren't real bro rofl

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Some days, some nights
Some Iive some die
ln the way of the samurai
Some fight, some bleed
Sun up to sundown
The sons of a battlecry

A battlecry
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>>65841389
Thank you, I hope they met up again someday and caught up and had a drink, maybe even finish that duel.
A battlecry...

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Love really is a wonderful thing. It can make couples behave like good friends, and friends behave like a good couple.
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>>65839897
Successful friendships and relationships are things that only happen in movies. People IRL are too treacherous and shallow for that comic to be real.
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>>65839897
These comics are still godawful
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>>65839986
Reactions like this are exactly why these are posted here. I don't buy the idea that normies have fully invaded r9k, because no normie would ever stay here long enough to get a feel for the community, to know to post these.
In reality, people post these to get reactions out of people they see as even sadder than they are, as some form of catharsis.
Good luck with your struggles btw
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>>65839897
I wish posting these beta comics was grounds for a permaban.
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>>65839897
Posting these comic shoukd be punished by death penalty

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/NhFTagnm join for chill no trans no femb
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Please join frenz

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>tfw day by day losing my chance of having young homosexual experiences while I'm still cute because I'm too scared of disappointing my parents
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>>65840024
>scared of disappointing your parents
Faggot, you should be scared of getting AIDS
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>>65840024
Kill yourself, tranny nigger.
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just post location already gay bitch
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>>65840024
in my 30s here

get that dick while you can, OP. fuck your parents. you're their fault.
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>>65840024
You wouldn't have to be scared of your parents in my basement.

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>got limp dick tonight
what the fuck? How embarrassing, and also I at pussy for 15 minutes with nothing in return
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>>65840795
Don't drink before having sex retard
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>>65840795
Happens to the best of us. It's probably psychosomatic.
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>>65840795
You should have ate her for at least half an hour if you weren't gonna dick her.
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You've programmed your dick to only enjoy your hand/porn. Basically you fucked up with long term reliance on masturbation and porn.

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I got a fat girlfriend. thoughts? it's the best I could do
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>>65840223
if this is the case, i will willingly weaken myself to ward them off. true strength comes from within, and women are nothing but mindless bodies. also, a lot of women hate it when you show weakness - white women at least. they want you to be submissive and feel ashamed of yourself so they can punish and torture you. i'm not joking. they're malicious and evil, power-hungry beasts. women who expect strength from men at all times are stupid and retarded and i want absolutely nothing to do with them. fuck their infantile animuses, their elektra complexes, their penis envy, and their resentment. a woman who just instinctively reacts to the strength or weakness of men instead of empathizing is a subhuman beast who should be slaughtered. if a woman shamed me for showing weakness, i would beat the shit out of the bitch. see how strong the fucking hypocritical cunt fucking is.

>>65840290
my parents are rich but they fucked me up so much that i turned out poor. life fucking sucks. and the older i get the more the harassment and abuse i've endured my entire life gets to me and drives me insane. i can't believe what horrible monsters most people are. it's like they're not even human, like they're manifestations of satan himself
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>>65839028
>thoughts?
Gross. I've had sex with a handful of fat women but would never date one.
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>>65840872
so u believe women have the capacity to empathize with ur weaknesses? u got any reason to believe that?
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>>65841229
not every woman is lizard-like and subhuman. some women are smart and capable of empathy. i hate it when people sympathize with me though, it pisses me off. i don't need their fucking sympathy.
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>>65839708
I second this, OP. Do as anon says.

I will never love anyone as much as I love my mother
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>>65841307
If you want to do that then go ahead. Personally I'd rather avoid it

I liked this discussion on the topic a lot
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>>65841342
Yes. I tried and failed

not OP
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>>65841371
What went wrong? Care to greentext your story?
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>>65837427
i feel like my mom is too toxic sometimes and cares too much about only herself
she says that she is strict and highly involved because she cares but really i feel like she just wants to tell someone what to do so she feels better about herself
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>>65841379
I did something stupid then confessed. She told me no but after a while I still tried to get closer to her for some months, then she told me to stop

Honestly found out she's no good anyway though. She's done some really fucked up stuff to my aunt and probably many other people. In my mind I still wish I could have my idealized relationship with her and probably will never get over it

My friend complains about how people at work think shes 33. So to make her feel worse I brag about how guys ask me for my ID and how everyone thinks Im jailbait. Feels good
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>>65841439
Six words
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>>65841619
Show cock or gtfo
How about that anon

are you too boring or too over-the-top and cringe
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>>65840479
>>65840549
>share the same board with people with the same taste in ASMR
Not sure if based or cringe
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>>65840570
I start vocal and cringe but it's all larp, i'm actually a shy faggot nerd, so if somebody makes the mistake of talking to me for too long they find out i'm boring
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>>65840825
but if i'm cringe in a sexual or desperate way i don't think being attractive helps there
>>65840826
i mean she's pretty popular, this website just doesn't talk about asmr period
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>>65840479
Boring, I suppose. I feel like I have to tone done my 'tism when I talk to girls but I end up coming across apathetic or disinterested. Or just boring. You'd expect the girls of this board to be more sympathetic but I've been ghosted a dozen times or more by them, all for being "boring."
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over the top and cringe, my favorite stories to tell to cooworkers is how a guy blinded me in with black ash tray sand in vegas and how i beat his ass and how a kid wooped me long ago in muay thai and broke my rib and i didnt even feel it and still won the match

I hate women so much I think I'm becoming prison gay
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Liking trannies isn't gay
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Same

Less

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You're not a cuck
You're a voyeur

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Do you guys never think it's weird how hungry for sex men are?

Like even the men in my own family double take at me and I'm not even special looking.
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>>65841254
i dont suck cock bitch
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>>65841301
You do now
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>>65841191
Mentally ill tranny faggot mistakes his family's looks of disgust for incestuous lust. You literally can't make this shit up.
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>>65841324
Unfathomably, unmistakably based
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>>65841191
>Like even the men in my own family double take at me
kill yourself you delusional tranny

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should boys aim to keep their chastity and only reveal their bussy to their husbands, or should they be servicing as many sweaty, lonely NEETs as possible, become Slut Saints?
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>>65841054
the only sweaty, lonely NEET they should be servicing is me
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>>65841054
Can you stop being such a faggot for one second?
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I can't be openly gay, so I'm going to say the second option
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>>65841147
Are you from a super Christian family or something?

Are you working hard to eat lots of stiff dicks regularly?

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NEET here. Have never moved my ass to work nor gained my own money whatsoever. Therefore I don't know how much is too much.

Would you say 9000 US dollars is a lot of money?
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I made about 800 in 2 weeks so I would say yes.
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>>65841272
If a minimun wage job gives you 30k a year. Would saving at least 10k a year be reasonable while living with my parents?




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