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>Get weather alert
>Go inside
>Lightning outside
>Hits a spot I walked
>I dodged lightning
>Am faster than lightning
>Literally travel AT LEAST mach 870000

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What is your fav vidya of all time /r9k/?
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>>84781910
WHAT DO U MEAN
i just love origins :[
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>>84781930
There were many girls who said "tehee I'm not like the other girl I got really horny playing Dragon Age because of the romance options" Pick me energy.
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>>84782106
i just said i enjoy dragon age and nothing else
nvm ur schizo carry on diva
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>>84781830
I'm sorry to hear, your response also feels like something I could've written. Though I have to give myself credit. I'm keeping things held up while also hating every single fiber of myself and feeling crushed. I've got friends I talk to and can rely on along with a boyfriend who is extremely impressive and makes me feel very loved. I don't really see a point in chatting about my innate disinterest and such much due to a lack of a solution. Tried a wide variety of therapy, meds, drugs, etc. I find I feel better leaving this issue unsaid. I talk about others that pile up making me overflow though, and while it's more common than most people, I've got good friends.

I hope you've got good friends and, if you truly do relate... Are able to find your solution and escape. I hope to see you around so to speak. <3
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>>84780494
I always liked Ratchet and Clank more than Spyro
Why is 3 your favorite?

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>black women when their murderous pookie gets punished
Why does no one talk about how the abuseChad meme applies 100x more to this demographic of women than any other
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>>84782048
Black women make up 10% of the world
population, only slightly lower than white people of both genders.
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>>84782016
I don't care what their skin color is. The less bullies on earth, the better.
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>>84782144
This is an American issue, you really think Ziwe in Kenya gives a shit about this?
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>>84781949
I thought they built another meth lab underneath the prison that they were going to make Walter White work at
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>>84782305
africans actually hate black americans. they are intensely racist

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Is this balding or normal?
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>>84780918
Cant reply to everyone I am at work
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>>84780905

I am the rain man of hair loss.

Some people's crowns just look like that, that being said I would be SLIGHTLY concerned with your current crown density. It's too early to say for sure from a picture alone if you are losing hair but your crown density to mid part density is a little too off for my liking.

The only way for you to tell at this stage is to go to a dermatologist that specialises in alopecia and have them diagnose you. They can use a trichoscope to to see if the changes are occurring (at the follicle level) long before they become readily apparent to the naked eye. If you value your hair go do this asap.

Catching hair loss at this stage is basically the best possible outcome anyone with the slaphead curse can hope for. If you are diagnosed with androgenetic alopecia do not, DO NOT, be a bitch and pussy foot around taking finasteride. You will end up taking finasteride eventually, you'll just be balder when you do if you delay it.
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>>84780922
it unironically ravaged my sanity and broke me down to the point i was willing to take estrogen to solve it. the norwood reaper is the worst thing that ever happened to me.
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>>84780905
Visit a doctor and ask them. You might have started thinning. Also >>>/adv/
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>>84781516
Op here. I have been on fin for 2 years and 0.5mg of dut once a week for 1 year now. So my hair isn't getting better than this. I have not noticed any progression in my receding temples since starting fin though

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tfw brown male and can only goon to bleached at this point.
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>>84781863
I talked a brown boy from here the other week who wanted me to rape him it was pretty sweet.
Keep up the good work fag you probably shouldn't breed anyways
>>84781994
Probably hoping someone will tell them how much they want to rape him desu
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>>84781960
well what is your fetish exactly? do you self insert as these cute brown bois? or perhaps you're just the...viewer? with your comfy chair hah.

>the thought of being a girl turns me on too but doubt i could ever commit to that desu
you don't have to commit to anything (yet)
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>>84781863
You will sex your own kind and you will like it
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>>84782027
definitely self insert but i love seeing nonwhite women worship white man too

>>84782012
ty anon
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I wish I could dress a cute brown boy up in panties and take his ass virginity (losing my virginity in the process)

>Girl kisses you
>Bites your tongue off

How do you react?
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>>84782306
I thought his big ass head was her cock pointing directly at me
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>>84782323
>>Big ass head
>HOLY SHIT THAT MAN IS A GIANT!
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>>84782306
I'd probably try to tell her to keep going and choke because my tongue is gone
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>>84782306
thank her and offer more of my flesh

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i hate my life and i wish i were dead
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>>84782273
And what's got you wanting to do that as well?
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>>84782254
i have no friends
i am retarded
i have no girlfriend
i have no future
>>84782273
I would rope if there was a guaranteed way
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>>84782283
I think some people are just destined to live bad lives, I certainly am living one. How young are you? You should at least continue trying until you're 30 I feel.
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>>84782292
>How young are you?
25
>You should at least continue trying until you're 30 I feel.
not much i can do really
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>>84782311
I'm only a year older than you and if my life doesn't improve by the time I'm 30 I'm gone. It's essentially just over at that point, I'm in the same position as you. Before that, there is still hope.

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Cute short guys > tall average guys

I recently realised height isn't a factor for me when I saw this cute cashier at the market today, he had to have been about 5'6 max.
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>>84782252
YES. He actually looked kind of similar to this
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>>84782212
>just be Chad

Brooootal
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>>84782281
would u consider talking to a nerdy moid who looked like this, do u want to ruffle his hair
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>>84782231
The proper term is Chadlet
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>>84782267
What's wrong with you being average male height?

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coffee and chocolate makes me happy :)
what makes you happy anon?
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>>84782147
>Good boy anon
thanks, I like being called a good boy
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>>84781538
Thread update: laid a fat steamy one and now I am comfy
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>>84782198
Thats because you are a good boy
>>84782223
Thats cool dude
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>>84782223
glad you're feeling better anon
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>>84782223
I am proud of you, anon.

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Im so scared of my cognitive decline. Isolation and addiciton have had major effects on my cognitive abilities. I was already pretty scatterbrained my whole life, maybe undiagnosed adhd. But being mute and not interacting with people for year after year has altered my mind so much. I eat well, I exercise (which makes me feel good for the day) and try to regulate my technology use but it feels so futile when youre all alone with no social routine. I think I will join a hobby club just to be around people and force myself to talk.
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>>84780774
flee
you will not find connection here
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>>84780774
i've got an idea. begin learning japanese. if there isn't any other immense mental undertaking you need, learning japanese is a TON of fun, and it's very rewarding once you're good enough to talk a little bit with people online. Then, play vrchat and join the english/jp language exchange world and talk to people there. it's very nice, and certainly will unretard you, to some degree.
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>>84780785
tried multiple times already, when my life is shit i return. i have to create a life worth living and then not coming here will happen automatically. if im not here to distract myself from my shitty life i instead binge watch porn or youtube, it's not really better. this place is hell though, no doubt.
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>>84780817
fuck you man respond to the one i said, the one i said was way cooler

I BLEW UP SO MANY SNAILS TODAY
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>>84781021
we should organize nuremberg trials again and kill you
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>>84781021
Snaust is deeply disappointed in you, anon.
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>>84781221
I will blow a load in Snaust. Shell be able to flex with that on the austcord.
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>>84781021
You blew up snails! Nice anon! I used to blow up frogs.

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WHY WONT YOU DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOUR BLOOD IS MINEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>84781723
You will never vampire demon aaliyah
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>>84781723
Fuck off demonfag, nothing of mine is yours and you will get punished and exterminated for trying to do this kind of thing to me.
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>>84781932
>Fuck off demon
okay, damn.
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>>84781723
No don't suck my cock tier

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I beat gradius 2!!! are you guys proud of me!? :D
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>>84781294
>gradius 2
Damn, in my opinion shmups are the hardest single player games, I suck at them so I just try to enjoy the visuals.

Congrats on your achievement, I am jelly.
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>>84781784
oh yeah I could tell from what little I played, apparently gradius 4 is also not very good.
anyway next I will try to beat gradius gaiden which funnily enough is what I was going to play in the first place but then got distracted with the first 2 games
>>84781846
yeah they are pretty tough, way way way harder than ninja gaiden on nes.

but there are some easy shmups out there!
gradius 3 on snes is a bit more forgiving, also gradius 1 and 2 on easy are perfectly beatable I think, I mean I beat it on normal but easy mode is a good way to practice those games I think
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>>84781951
Gradius Gaiden is easily the best in the series imo.
Also play Parodius series if you haven't already. Except the MSX one, they are all gud.
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>>84782028
I played one of the parodius games the one on snes but didn't finish it, it was fun though

gradius 5 also looks pretty cool
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poof that I beat gradius 2 without dying :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddi_aR3V4kY

>Goon for 2 hours
>Cum
Then what? I'm back to my depressed life. Nothing makes me happier than gooning I want to goon 24/7, everything else is just BORING
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>>84782053
you must perpetually edge. it's the final boss of semen retention
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>>84782053
ruined orgasm or keep edging
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>>84782053
Now imagine having a losermaxxed lifestyle like this and not having foreskin
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>>84782242
ruined feels so pog under the right conditions
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i used to be able to goon for hours, but as i got older i just want my quick nut, then go to sleep.

>tfw wake up too early
>get out of bed for coffee & cigs
>give our cats their breakfast
>make my bed
>change into work clothes
>be ready for work
>it's time to clean around in some factory
>here we go again
>I wish I was dead already
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>its too late for a coffee
>still get a coffee
>cause I want one while I smoke the black marker strain
Welp at least I can't complain about the weed
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>eat some iranian cheetos from iran
>parents should come back with persian lamb kebab for me
>the sun is going down
>roll more black marker to smoke
>its also 4:20am in nihon now xd
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>>84775789
You're brown and gay and addicted to drugs.
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>parents arrive back home
>they hab persian lamb kebab with saffron rice for me
>also some olive thingy
>watch the new one piece episode while I eat
>dad tells me I can stay at home tomorrow
>to take care of some paperwork
>he actually needs it to be done asap
>and he can tell that im too grumpy
>not happy with that either
>its just shit caused by lil bro that I have to clean up
>can't even count on that happening
>it's getting late
I need to get ready4bed
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>go smoke for the last time today
>get ready2sleep
>praying for that I don't wake up ever again
>or wake up on a pile of cash
Goodnights


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