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Awaiting HuTao anon so I can love on him.
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>>82537649
Uhm I'm first in line to love on Taonon actually, you gotta wait your turn Anon!
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>>82537862
No he is MINE
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MIIIIINE
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>>82537880
Stealing him all for yourself is not nice Anon... everyone deserves a piece of Tao Anon!
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I want to watch him pound your ass or fuck your mouth and see how much it makes you glow in absolute bliss
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shit man, he's not just yours, give me a piece of tao anon as well

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>fat and short
>has a plant based diet
>hopeless romantic and imagines herself dating anyone she talks to long term
>always eating vegan junk food
>loves pumpkin flavor food
>loves jpn visual novels and loves the hololive visual novels
>autistic weeb
>parents control her day to day life but shes allowed freedom online

Would you be friends with me?
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>>82537453
>hopeless romantic and imagines herself dating anyone she talks to long term
you currently have a boyfriend don't you? Why are you such a whore?
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>>82537453
i dated a girl 90% like this except she didn't play visual novels and would never go on 4chan. i'd be friends with you for sure though
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>>82537453
How the fuck are you fat AND vegan. Go for a walk everyday fatty.
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>>82538392
ugly too tbqh
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>>82537453
>plant based diet
>weeb
fuck no
this is chickn isnt it?

>Be me
>Furry
What's even the point
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>>82538559
Thats because youre stupid
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>>82538466
That's not so bad if you're not retarded
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>>82538466
Hey man, can a nigga borrow $20
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>>82538466
same I want to fuck nick wilde from zootopia
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>>82538466
You being a furry really turns me on it shouldn't be but it does please be straight

Hey robots, knowing how desperate you all are (myself included) Would you bang hazel?

What kind of noises do you think hazel makes when having hot sex, specifically when hazel bottoming?
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>>82538513
no please, i see you enough on lgbt i dont need you here too
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>>82538523
>>82538534
Doesn't she pass?
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go back to lgbt hazelfucking slop
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>>82538571
better than most i guess?
typical tranny hair that looks unkempt and frizzy. Male attitude of "i don't have to do anything with my hair", but also "if i cut my hair then its shorter, and women have long hair!" like god damn, cut your bangs girl

i like her youtube content but her voice gets annoying
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>>82538513
Need to see her feet to decide

I think I have gotten quite proficient at Blackbird now! Today I spent some time correcting some errors and optimizing my fretting hand positions. There's still a lot of work to be done to perfect it but I'm pretty happy with it now! I think it's good enough to play in front of people, albeit with a few mistakes. I'm happy to have (somewhat) achieved my one month goal of getting good at one song!

I also continued to work on the chords for my simplified version of Let Down. At this point, I think I've figured out how I want my simplified chord progression to go. I just need to practice moving my fingers into position more quickly. After I memorize the lyrics and become more proficient with chord changes, that will be my second song learned! Maybe it's time for me to pick a third song?

I feel bad about my middle finger. That was the callus I tore off yesterday. The fingertip is soft now, but it doesn't hurt. I can't wait to grow another callus! Hopefully, this time I won't peel it off again.
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>>82538685
i play guitar too, ive been playing longer than him. it makes me like him even more.
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You must now harmonize with them in a grand guitar solo where it ends in the two of you touching tips and locking lips.
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>>82538691
Oh so you can even teach him
I'm rooting for you anon

>>82538696
I'd pay to see this
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>>82538696
i cant handle this anon.
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>>82538714
>Oh so you can even teach him
i would love to, ive already been fantasizing about it.

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>They cut off the water in my apartment
My dick probably stinks
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>>82538700
Pay the water bill NIGGER
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>>82538712
I'm gonna send my landlord a picture of my dick and tell him he forced me to this

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as the night goes on (1:AM is not late to me) i feel the urge to eat more. like i'm anxiously eating. I think i should go ride on my e scooter around the neighborhood. I could be a prime target for a cryptid attack.

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>"Please vent here"
>"I'll listen!"
>deletes thread
the one time i post in an explicit venting thread. i don't even fucking care anymore.
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>>82538643
Yeah, always used Hu Tao from genshin impact as the OP image and most of their replies

>>82538649
I saw take it easy thread get taken down too, maybe a new janny from the applications?
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>>82538646
>you should make your problems everyone else's problems more often.
i've done too much of that already.

>>82538650
may we scream into nothing.

>>82538661
>I saw take it easy thread get taken down too
fuck.
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>>82538650
be sure to give up immediately and hold it in forever
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>>82538661
I miss take it easy anon already I like him deep down
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>>82538641
If they keep cleaning this shithole up then I'm in full support of giving Jannies pay

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I pledge allegiance to Donald Trump and Charlie Kirk.
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>>82538499
With 100s of millions of dollars I'd straight up sui too. Must've been hard
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I hate rightoids but lefties are being hypocritical. They say celebrating Charlie Kirk's death is just an expression of free speech, but really Kirk was killed for his speech, so celebrating his death is antagonistic to free speech. Secondly, Kimmel pushed a lie that MAGA was behind Kirk's death when it was most likely a lefty dating a troon (unless the feds are lying which is possible).
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>>82538499
>hot blonde bimbo wife
>kids
>millions of dollars
honestly i'd just retire, change my name and get plastic surgery and live as an anon with my millions and family
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>>82538511
Believing in free speech doesn't mean liking their speech, mouthbreather. It's his opinion that Tyler was MAGA. There's nothing definitive whatsoever as of yet, and nobody is pretending Kimmel was cancelled because they thought he was spreading misinformation. He supposedly extremely offensive when he made a joke about Trump being a-okay after the death and immediately talking about building a huge ball room.
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>>82538545
>Trump getting super giddy about a $200m ballroom in the wake of his close 'friend' getting shot
Holy moly this is peak narcissism.

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>Call of Duty
>NBA 2K, FIFA, Madden NFL, or any other EA sports game

How much of a turbonormie do you need to be to buy these every year?
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>>82538006
I mean they're all gacha now so they don't have to worry about making money. But the player base outlook is probably dire for all those games.
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>>82538006
Quality of life would improve tenfold if you removed the normalfaggot teenagers that consumed this slop. IQ would go up, crime would decrease, taxpayer burden would ease.
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>>82538006
>doesn't keep up with normie popularity score boards.
They need the flex to have a higher score on the popularity board or else Jason will be the #1 baller in town owning the latest everything so he is allowed to call eveyone else poor its rule #3 please read the manual loser!
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>>82538006
lol cod isn't normie in the slightest for anyone over the age of 22. Once you enter the white collar workforce, pretty much the only acceptable games to play are animal crossing and minecraft since they have no conflict unlike stwessfull real life abloobloobloo. Hell, there are even increasing moves against the idea of plots storytelling element for you dumdums in video games in these circles.
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Pretty much any multiplayer game or big budget game is for turbonormies. Buying games within a year of release date is for turbonormies.

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CHOKE CUTE BOYS
CHOKE CUTE BOYS
CHOKE CUTE BOYS
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>>82538460
No.

[Spoiler] Maybe [/spoiler]
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>>82538579
this nigga fucked up a spoiler tag
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>>82538589
Indeed I did. Am retarded and also slightly drunk
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If only women were real
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>>82538460
God, that's a man???? My dick is hard af.

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Guys, do I have a chance of success?
https://youtu.be/idNmMRDHE_0?si=Su8KHCEvYkh2i5Kk
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>>82538342
It was not easy
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>>82538425
Tough guy
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>>82538342
saw it in under 5 seconds, are you blind

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Why do women hate nice guys?
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>>82538297
>Listen, protecting women isn't a bad thing
WRONG
You should only defend women from your family and your gf/wife (assuming they're decent people)
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>>82538297
>wipe off the stupid fingernail paint
It's called nail polish.
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>>82537734
i hate them cus they are boring and are 9 times out of ten a massive cuck
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>>82538115
No, because it fosters dependance rather than independence in the child. Why take risks when Mommy and Daddy take care of everything for you?
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>>82537734
Imagine that person recording this in their room doing several takes to make it just right.

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as a bi girl i literally want to fuck like 5 girls every time me and my bf go out. i would also fuck his sister. too bad i only fall in love with guys lol
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>>82537969
>idk i've fucked my fair share of women to not be considered straight
Yet you ended up with a guy. Don't fool yourself calling yourself bi, you just had a coochie phase.
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>>82537888
Guys prefer having someone they love and trust, rather than another wet hole to fuck. Most pussies feel the same and a lot of girls are boring to be around.

Would you adopt every kitten you see walking around? Probably not, you only need one or maybe two and after that it's a bad idea.
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>>82538123
Who said just casual sex? You find a wife there and can ship her in asap with your wealth.
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>>82538027
>i don't think it's the worst thing ever. if my bf cheated on me i could forgive him if i got to fuck the same girl
If monogamy doesnt matter to either of you then go ahead. most people arent like that.
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>>82537888
lack of options, any man who Can cheat does
>>82537912
this

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when i see an anime character die quickly, even if theyre a villain being slain by the hero, i realize theyre the true winners, because death is the real victory.
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>>82538248
>quickly
>>82538248
>victory
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>>82538248
I got shunned by my classmates in high school when we were debating the death penalty after I argued that death was "the easy way out"
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>>82538248
Why? How come? I don't like thinking about death


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