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Why has every normie started making jokes about foot fetishes? Like no one respected feet fags before but now it seems like footfags are the butt of every joke. Like instead of mocking incels or cucks, the hahafunny thing is to make a "feet pics" joke or "*insert figure here* has a foot fetish" joke.
well actually, I dont know what youre talking about
It's hard to make jokes these days because you don't want to offend any oppressed people like racial minorities or transgenders, but it's okay to make fun of straight white men so footfag jokes are easily spreadable.
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because foot fetishists themselves are a JOKE.
who the fuck gets off to feet? they're disgusting. I guess that's the point, though.
Fuck off footfag

>tfw looking like a NEET while actually not being a NEET
What to do?
I hated her so much in the manga that I dropped it entirely.

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>What was that, anon?
>Global pandemic? Face masks? Riots? "Capitol" building?
>You're not going to finish in time for free time if you don't focus on your assignment

>doing the usual cooming before bed ritual
>pig an impreg audio
>feels really fucking good, start blushing, the actor is extremely good and makes it very loving
>he says a whole lot of shit about having a baby, kind of hot but nothing special
>cooming inside part comes
>actor does his cooming sounds, it literally sounds like he's holding a pillow or something, and pushing hard to get it all in while whispering "I love you"
>burst into tears

I realized all I've wanted all along was a man to truly desire impregnating me, like a man who would truly want a baby, with me specifically, and desire to start a family and such
Whenever men talk about it it sounds like a meh thing that they'd do to please their wife or because they have to
Not only that, but I feel so frustrated that I can't have a baby right now, I've got to finish my studies and get a job before that, it's really making me depressed, the other time I was holding a cute little lady old of 4 months and she was so precious and light, I felt jealous
Any other anon has baby fever, hates it and wants to vent?
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Yes but I'm male. I really really want a family.
All I ever wanted was a woman I could love, impregnate, and have a large happy family together.
I helped a lesbian couple have a kid, but I regret it. Going through the process of getting a girl pregnant, seeing her through the pregnancy, have the baby, raising it and more, with such love and joy.

All of these things, but not for a child or wife of my own. Fills me with such guilt and regret for not having it, only giving it away to someone else.

Dumb bitch.

I wanted a child so me and my wife started going unprotected. She got pregnant first try. Was hoping to try for ages but meh.

Now we have a cute little boy and I love him more than anything. He is my whole world.

Sucks to be you.
>I've got to finish my studies and get a job before that
youve been lied to by your society. pick a faithful man and be faithful to him.

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Bots, how do you learn to draw?
I decide what I want to draw. First I create basic structure and start building from there.
I can't really draw and my handwriting is bad, I could sketch if I practiced it more
First I start with a few circles. Then I add some lines. Soon enough I have a finished illustration. Simple as.

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>pre-arranged marriage doesn't exist in the western world anymore
I have no chance at having a life-long partner.
>well johnes your daugher grew up now who will she marry?
>chad with an astounding jawline and physicality who works as lawyer
>or autistic retard who posts pepes on 4chan.
Even in regions with arranged marriages, the father of the woman still wants the best for his daughter. You still need to have something to offer.

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You on any meds, anon?
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Ed? is that you ed boo?
i don't do anything, ssris are a kike scam and benzos would make mi addicted after first tablet, they seem to be created for people like me and shit's harder to withdraw than opiates
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perampanel for convulsions. I'm on 4mg and this shit knocks me right out sometimes, I have to lay down for 30 mins or else I'll be unresponsive and extremely dizzy. Can't even imagine what 12mg would feel like
they put me on ssris, wellbutrin, lithium, anti psychotics, mood stabilizers. I QUIT THEM ALL. HAJEJAHEHAHHEHAHEHAHEHABEHAHDHAHEJJHH. BIPOLARPILLED FOR LIFE
I used to be, started to feel less and less happiness, until I was completely empty, it was one of those "damn I didn't know how happy I was until now that I have all the happiness sapped out of me" made me go insane for 2 whole years, a continuous psychotic breakdown, violence, mania, insomnia, rudeness, sex addiction, alcohol abuse, it was kinda awesome but not worth it one bit.

>too autistic to work
>too normie to NEET
No, you're just too fucking lazy to put up with the least bit of effort.
I have been at the same job for coming up on three years and have been interviewing and doing take home assignments for other jobs for months.
Then keep it up until you die like the rest of us, good luck
Dying sooner seems better.

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Unironically, the Trump years were the best years of my life. I couldn't stop crying when I watched his farewell speech. It feels like I lost my father. He was my inspiration for everything.
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Gsy and fagpilled
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I know OP. I miss his inspiring Pizza Hut commercials and getting stunnered by Stone-Cold Steve Austin. Truly an embarrassing idiot for the ages. Just like us.
What the fuck? What kind of man bites into a pizza from the other side?
not with that massive dumpy
Have you never had Pizza Hut stuffed crust?

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Am I going to make it anons?

Am I finally going to have a life that is worth living?
i have an essay due in tmrw which i dont know wtf im doing on
good luck with that anon. hope you make it. I fucking hate writing essays. luckily I won't have philosophy when I get out of high school
University will not give you happiness.

Can any white guys on this site tell me how you treat other white guys? I am a black girl and I am really curious how your friend groups work like. Like
>is it true that you would betray each other faster for some pussy than black guys?
>do you feel some sort of brotherhood because you are of the same race like black guys?
>do you discuss and thirst for women of other races like black guys?
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>is it true that you would betray each other faster for some pussy than black guys?
it's the same speed, that's a guy thing, rather than a race thing. Although, the less I hung out with room temperature IQ retards, the less these things happened.
>do you feel some sort of brotherhood because you are of the same race like black guys?
I live in a country with no other races except white(we got gypsies, but they do their own thing), so there's none of that race camaraderie. It's all about the clique.
>do you discuss and thirst for women of other races like black guys?
Discuss, yes. Thirst, that's a bit harder to pull off logistically.
>>is it true that you would betray each other faster for some pussy than black guys?
all guys do this, shit happens
>>do you feel some sort of brotherhood because you are of the same race like black guys?
no, i really don't understand people who do this. i barely even get into this type of 'mindset' with my family... people who do this are extremely low iq wannabe tribal losers
>>do you discuss and thirst for women of other races like black guys?
i don't think i've ever talked about this kind of stuff with my friends, this is some type of frat boy normie thing i think
>do you discuss thirst for women of other races
I don't discuss race with anyone in person because I want black genocide.
it depends massively on class and background here in the uk at least the richer they are the more likely they are to be horrible scum
>not any more
>do you feel some sort of brotherhood because you are of the same race like black guys?
White people are not allowed to show any kind of racial solidarity with one another

Only blacks are the true robots.
Stop this fucking "only one race can be true robots" bullshit. I'm tired of seeing this garbage day in and day out. You're not a robot anyway and you don't even belong here. Shove your retarded racebaiting crap right back up your ass and skedaddle the fuck out of here.
He has a tiktok where he talks like a normal average nigger, he said the whole cyborg shtick was for clout so he could build a following to spread his music
Literally just another nigger rapper
This, only whites can be true robots. niggers cant be anything but thieves
You're part of the exact problem I just posted about, faggot. Don't pretend you're on my side.
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Black robots exist, they just aren't as common.

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>be me
>live in a town with an 84% white population, 10% hispanic, 4.5% other and 1.5% black
>work at a local coffee shop
>life is good
>white girl comes in with a black guy
Oh God. it's real isn't it?
>town with an 84% white population,
Do you live in New England?
Lots of leftist college whores with their transfer students there
not really, the black dude had no other choice
I dont get it
the nigger has to fuck a white girl because it's the only thing there is in that town
I live in west/central USA. furthest you can get from a college town
Imagine having so few problem that interracial relationships bother you. Fucky ou

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Anyone else prefers big mommy saggers over perky boobs?
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>depends on what you mean by saggers?
milkers like these
would make an elliot with right
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Please tell me she does porn.

Please provide me with sauce, anon.
Do you see the watermark that is literally in the fucking picture? God fucking damn you are stupid.
It depends on the degree of sagginess.

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My dad is forcing me to take medication, if I don't take it he threatens to call the police. Can he do that? Can he track me down if I live on my own?
not only can he do that, he will probably kill you if you dont. i suggest you beat him to the punch
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you have been visited by Tyrone
thats cool hi tyrone
What illness do you have?
>he threatens to call the police
It's so sad when families cross the red line with police stuff, you need to be smart and not let it build up to that point

I would calmly have a conversation and try to cool off tempers.

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