Kemi monkey edition
Reckon there have been between 3-5 million /britfeel/ posts in total. That's only 1-2 threads a day on average since it started. Could be even more than 5 million
Evening britfeelchat
Ruthmong you had a good sleep?
That's the webab ordered x
>>80126389I woke up at 3pm. Sleeping isn't too much of an issue as I sleep whenever I feel tired.
>>80126407Have you made your claim for PIP yet lad?
gear makes me a bit happier, must admit.
>>80126422Police wouldn't like you.https://youtu.be/F_XnO0PMwSw
>>80126407I always have trouble falling asleep. Too many thoughts in my head.
>>80126435oh shit nigger. at least the postal service is sound
>>80126420No need ID I think to attach to the application form.
>>80126445have a valium lad
>>80126445Get that a lot too. Usually anger and sadness. Horrible feels.
cokeanon here. anyone have any questions? shit makes me really sharp and sociable.
am here till cut and repackage
>>80126389Haven't been asleep yet I'm too depressed.
its indian night indian night
>>80126465>anyone have any questionsNot really, you sound like a mong
>>80126475why are you depressed?xaxa
Arrested and criminal record for larping as a monkey. His career prospects are ruined. They won't let him go abroad either to watch football. That's fucking ridiculous. https://youtu.be/rtspskCNJi0
>>80126484one would think that, but people can get tangled on all sorts of things mate.
>>80126472Yeah dont miss that shit at all, so glad i stopped
I have defeated many of my enemies. Not all though
Hafta head out in three fiddy to do the other thang real quick, no way around it reallyckin ell
>>80126491it opened a few doors for me mate, as long as you can keep it recreational, which is difficult, many connections with people can be built.
>>80126489kek good, what a fucking mong. can see him snivelling whilst he gets arrested too.
>>80126328>Kemi badcock. Kek. The tories really thought this fuckin wog would bring in voters. Absolute state of that. Never vote for a black me.
>>80126503Hello fellow BAME. There are a lot worse crimes happening but thousands of quid would've been wasted dealing with something like this.
doubled up lads
>>80126523ah yes I'm sure the two are mutually exclusive. just read the comments on that video to see the type of low IQ company you keep, seething wee racist.
Gonna opt for the catapult seat option with the brown lass once i get back too, way too unstable this one what with her flipflopping on shagging with each other. The other day she tells me she totally wants to shag and now she's LARPing as a prude all of a sudden. BPD out the wazoo really. Even her ex called her out on the attention-seeking thing (for some reason she showed me his farewell message lol)Shan't be getting roped back in for 2nd time either by this one, no sire. Need my womfy peace of mind without having a crazed roastaloid in me life shidding over everything i've worked for
>thread themehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=6vYnas6q3Sg
>>80126535 Most cimments agree this is a waste of police time. The lad is only 19 and now he will struggle to gain employment for the rest of his life.
>>80126540are you soundspackermong?
>>80126540>flipflopping>ex mentionedstay away mate, it can only end badly but your willy might feel good at the time. pass from me.
>>80126552he'd most likely be claiming benefits whilst living in sheltered accommodation anyway lad
Chad doesn't have any "hot/cold" games being played on him. He's the one playing games with these roasties.
>>80126570correct. women are followers, a masculine man leads. they all say the same corny shit anyways.
>>80126586low IQ women, yes
>>80126602the same patterns are relevant amongst the vast majority of women. their biology dictates it. unless you're arguing about outliers.
Show is over, going to bed now, early shift tomorrow morning. I work so NEETs don't have to. Good night x
>>80126422Lad, you had to do long addition to add 600 and 291.Come on now.
>>80126650He's gotta double check It
some real incel vibes ITT
>>80126657Makes sense. I'm glad he's keeping track of the numbers.
>>80126663yeahbest to leave this place i reckon
Proper bossy pig this one. Muh bylaws. You're wasting tax payers money. You're making me angry.https://youtu.be/y2Gvp3GmzB0
>>80126650>>80126657gimme a break you wankers
watching auditing videos is a massive waste of time
>>80126520(((They))) brought her in deliberately to help Farage win in 2029.
>>80126688Nah they are entertaining seeing these thugs think they can push members of the public around. Different story when you got the camera out on them.
Ruthmong loves auditing videos
>>80126683Narcotics on a Tuesday night. Madman
wonder what laura thinks about auditing videos
>>80126737you should ask her when she next does a q&a video
fisshuandochippusu
>>80126737Isn't that the 23yo soon to be wife of Veitch? Expect she doesn't watch them but he definitely does.
>>80126683Sad you're down to petty coke dealing swanster
Occasional reminder that the primary purpose of women is bearing sprogs.
>>80126520Most people aren't racist so I don't think her ethnicity is a big issue
>>8012686022% in latest poll
>>80126860Most people are racist, you're just projecting
>>80126737Women don't want to watch that stuff. It's depressing and it doesn't affect them. They don't even have news apps installed on their phones when they show what's on their phone. I guess it's better to be ignorant and enjoy life.
I reckon about 20% of the population would kill me if they could get away with it without anyone finding out
>>80126886I'm not. I doubt many others here are either
>>80126960I am, it's a spectrum that everyone is on
>>80126683Sorry lad, enjoy your lucky dip.
It's a shame Laura is unlikely to have any sprogs.
Life is such a slow painful death>>80126987
5 months since I last had sex, losing my fucking mind here lods
Women get away with so much. Almost like their immune. Even when they sleep with teenage boys, they get a slap on the wrist.
>no available driving tests within 8 monthswhy does this country hate young people?
>>80127115post links to videos of these two instances and lets have a proper lookfor real though - the mental gymnastics trying to say elon didnt do the salute. gay.
>>80127208gwan, get yourself a non white sprog lad
>>80127208Wiv them tits lad you would be a fool to miss out
>>80127239could fit my whole head under one of those monsters
>>80127239Really don't get big boobs. Nice handful is all you need. Genuinely find big boobs unattractive
why didn't they play "Live & Learn" in its entirety?they played 1-2 verses and then a bit of the melody later why not the whole song REEEEE
proper depressed and fed upfucking had enough havent i
>>80127208Get in dere, Shippy.
>right-wing leader>name is literally 'Bad Enoch'if you wrote this in a GCSE English assignment, your teacher would circle it.
>>80127311still a bit miffed at you for that other night. don't want an apology, but don't expect an ear/shoulder from me.phone the Samaritans and leave us alone.
>>80126884I would reckon over 50% of Brits aren't racist>>80126886Nope. You just spend all your time in racist echo chambers. That doesn't mean all Brits are racist.
Threadly reminder that HHL won.
>>80127377anon i'm an old-timey socialist in the welfare state and council housing sense. i think multiculturalism is difficult but workable.but you are fucking mental if you believe this. if you're some middle-class identity politics 'leftist' then that's nice, give yourself a pat on the back. meanwhile, in the real world, your dockworkers and miners AGREED with Enoch Powell. and i would consider him a racist, just a clever one. modern equivalents would be Nigel Farage or Tommy Robinson, but they're thick as mince.populism works because racism is an easy sell. you have your head in the clouds mate.
>>80127408>Threadly reminder that HHL won.What did he win?
>>80127576>What did he win?he won at life
Starmer is coming for Ruthmonghttps://x.com/vicderbyshire/status/1881639965949653096
>>80127377Define racist. The modern left consider anyone who wants restrictions on immigration to be racist and that's like 2/3rds of the general population.
Zimmy's black wife sucking him off to show how much she appreciated him taking care of her
>>80127754I doubt it. I'm not young anymore. I'll fly under the radar.
>>80127424>>80127780If most Brits were racist they would have elected Farage as Prime Minister already, but they haven't, because ethnicity is clearly not the biggest priority for Brits
got Four Lions on
Did you know that 64% of Pakistani mothers in this study were related by blood to the father of their children?Guess how many white British mothers were? One. One single person. Not 1%; literally just one.
>All the ((apps)) i rely on stopped working the other day and are apparently not supported by my ((android)) ver. anymore>I can now either updoot to a nu device or try the custom rom path i had been eyeing for a while now>Found a single breadington on XDA containing the specific rom i need for this device>The joogle drive mirror is offline and there is no secondary oneLooks like i do need a nu device, then (and pretty fast too)
>>80127809it's not one or the other, it can be both. obviously class is still the biggest factor but race is easier to get worked up about. i want affordable food and decent healthcare, but have you seen what they're saying about them transgenders now?
Really really hate soiphones and how everyone and their grandmother forces you to rely on these fucking apps these days, with mostly zero alternatives to using them
>>80127835first-cousin marriage is a serious health problem and your religious/traditional beliefs can fuck right off.on the other hand, second-onwards cousins, the risk goes down massively so who cares. if it's common in some culture and it just like, gives you the ick, man... so what? literally a non-issue.
What lowkey boggles my mind though is the fact that everything was working reasonably well just the other day on this device, and now it started shidding itself completely with every other app crashing all of a suddenI did double check the current requirements for the other app and it's greyed-out/actually incompatible with this android ver. now by the looks of it. Was only a matter of time either wayShall be deciding on whether to cop a nu device or go the rom route within the next 30-60ish minutes
>>80127835source for these claims?
no wankings been cancelledmind feeling a lot more clear now think its healthy to spaff once in a while
>>80126328Kemi Kong.
>>80127815can i have twelve bottles of bleach please
>>80127945kek literally at that scene right now
>>80127835>Guess how many white British mothers were? One. One single person. Not 1%; literally just one.That person? HHL's mother.
Ackshually might end up copping a dedicated chinkshit phone just for these two important appingtonsWill keep the other two devices around (no reason not to, and no reason to risk bricking the fallback device either) and would merely have to switch cards in betweenThis appears to be the most feasible course of action here
Keep seething about HHL while he never even thinks about you.
sent out several tracked parcels of faeces to myself over Christmas, putting my enemies as the return address. thought i could refuse to sign for them three times and they'd be 'returned', heh.instead my letterbox is now rammed with shit and normal letters aren't getting through. help.
>>80128073i don't care if China is spying on me if it means i can get radical new phone themes. the NHS knows about my balls, what else do i have to lose?
>>80128073I have a Poco X5 Pro after I decided to go for a chinkphone and it's excellent. A very solid midrange device. Can recommend. I got the yellow colourway because it's aesthetic af.
>>80128107i went for the M5 or whatever the step down from that is. worked fine at first, slowed down very quickly. like if i alt-tab (or whatever it's called) into an app, it 'reloads' the app. if i have nothing but my browser (and i've tried them all) then go to a text message, then back into the browser, it loses my place. had this with their other phones too. such an odd problem if it's a memory thing, considering how 'important' web browsing is now (like what if you were typing an essay into a HTML form? it reloads the URL? gone.)
>>80128168Yeah I know exactly what you're talking about. But from what I've seen that happens with basically every phone. I think it's more of an issue with the websites than the hardware.
>>80128193yeah 'as a computer' i'm still amazed how far we've come. like it can run games on an emulator, fine. probably some native 3D games but i'm not using a phone for that.but it fucked me over by being fine at first. web browsing is the most non-phone thing i wanted it for, even over a camera or media player or whatever else. if it was the O.G. iPhone days and it made no claim to being able to multi-task, i'd be fine with that. want to check your texts? close your browser.it's like a psychological experiment when it's set to random. i get all superstitious. is it the battery charge? is it the time of day? maybe if i turn on auto-brightness, and put it in the shade for a while, it'll let me read a long article AND tell my friends to stop trying to reconnect with me.
>>80128232get iphone you wont get those problems
>>80128107>He has the virgin phone.
>>80128107yellow is for girls
>>80128275but then i'd have to sell my soul to Apple. i like having these cheap Chinese phones because only random Chinese companies are spying on me. never used a Google account, just get the apps elsewhere.(imagine if the Microsoft Store was the only/expected way you could install programs on Windows. this is how phone users use phones, and how gamers use Steam.)
>>80128232literally don't care about these things. if it's convenient then I like it.
>>80128370the term the paranoid Linux people use for this is 'seduced by convenience'.the paranoid Linux people are in the right here, and that's not something i say often.
Well, she got her daddy's carAnd she cruised through the hamburger stand, nowSeems she forgot all about the libraryLike she told her old man, nowAnd with the radio blastingGoes cruising just as fast as she can nowAnd she'll have fun, fun, fun till her daddy takes the T-bird away(Fun, fun, fun, 'till her daddy takes the T-bird away)
Really should've kept the feckin auto update disabled (fink i had it disabled actually but somehow it turned itself on again), but this too would merely have acted as a stopgap measure in the end what with those ((devs)) sabotaging older versions on purpose all the timeVery well then, let's see if there are any coppable chinky devices out there
>Last Helperlad update was the twelfth of January.>He not given dinner update, wuds update or wodka and wokey wupdate.>Anarchy spreading across Sunderland as words of the Chairman's absence makes its rounds.Wish he'd let us know he's okay. Holding back tears tonight knowing he not even made a peep.
i've been in touch with the chairman of anarchy and he's agreed to leave sunderland alone out of respect for our lad. true blitz spirit across the political divide.
>>80128103>i don't care if China is spying on meAlways laugh at yanks who worry about this. I don't care either, it's 5 eyes that are the real threat to us
Sunderland needs a strong Helperlad like Helperlad needs a strong Sunderland. Something most have gone horribly wrong up there.
>>80128748>for security reasons, can we have access to _____?>yeah, sure.no conspiracy theories necessary. and the nutters just collectively shrug because i guess it's unexciting.
Copped a very reasonably-priced alternative device just now, here's hoping the damn thing does its job and won't hafta be returned again
Been a bit quiet it britfeel towers lads. How is everyone doing tonight?
>>80128880word on Feel Street is that the most talkative elements have been banned. that's why these threads have been slower but higher quality. there's even original content like >>80126422, >>80126472, and >>80126531
Shall be prepping some foodington now, me
>going to a public house to consume alcohol where your peers can observe how much you are drinkingdid boomers really?
Under the weighted blanket. Warm.In my element.Comfy.
25 years old and playing with slime. Totally adult thing to do.
>>80129101She looks very dead eyed these days does Laurel.
>>80129101She likes playing with Jamal's slime as well
wish i wasnt so obsessed with fannies and tits, life would be alot easier then
Are welper's in welperhalla now isn't heF lill nibba
>>80129127Probably just getting older and less energy. I'd say she is a bit more happier these days. She used to be quite sad a few years ago but now she has a foot in a career. >>80129137Nope, her bf is British white. Middle class type I'd say.
>obsessed with black cock to 'own racists'Hmm
Purchased some new Blu-rays. I need to be stopped.>a man for all seasons>8 film clint eastwood collection
>>80129388>Purchased some new Blu-rays
>>80129388A Man For All Seasons is some of the purest kino there is. You could have just pirated it though. Mong.
>A spokesperson for Waitrose said: "Some of our members like to have their free coffee before or during their shop, rather than afterwards, so we are just offering a bit of flexibility in response to customer feedback.">The perk had been hugely popular when it was launched - though it was criticised by some existing Waitrose customers who suggested that it attracted the "wrong type" of shopper to the stores.Read this on BBC. Why are there so many Waitrose snobs? It's definitely a statement if you shop there.
>>80129438Don't even have Waitrose in Northern Ireland. Is it like M&S?
>>80129455Yes but bigger. I've never been in a Waitrose. I was hoping to get out of my comfort zone and go shopping by myself one day. All this stuff about certain shops only being for the right kinds of people makes me feel a bit nervous and overwhelmed.
>>80129482I shop in Waitrose and I'm a minimum wage driver. Don't worry about it
All this just to get out of this shithole country
>>80129490Probably just stick to Asda me. Usually the pyjama dossers don't go until late evening.
>>80129501Fucking hell, who countersigned you in the end?
>>80129531Sadly not me. There's usually a countersignature post every week on askuk.
Ruth's cunny
>>80129625Sounds a bit rude.
Just feeling very grim about the state of the world right now and the inevitability of some large scale European war.
>Niagaraberg falls are actually frozen ovah right nowSo much for that climatetard cultist propaganda
I have no idea what to do so I stay stuck like this. Just sleeping and playing video games every day for years. I don't really have any hobbies.
Page six is it my liegeShall be letting the breadington die
I don't think I can work. I would rather die than be doing something really mundane in a factory. It's not for me.
I'm left with just a few t-shirts, pants and warm clothes. I want to become a hobo and then kill myself. It's over for me. Never began. Stupid life.
>>80129960Stop falling for jewshit designed purposely to weaken Europe and the Americas
becoming a bit miffed at the jews now desu
I gave up my council flat because I don't want to live alone. Now mum/family is refusing to take me back in. Council is saying I've made myself intentionally homeless and they can't help me.What the fuck can I do? I can't be homeless, I'm autistic and chronically ill. I have 2 weeks until the tenancy end date and 1k in savings. I know this is a shitty place to ask but I dont know where else I Would
>>80130388Stupid cunt why would you give up your council flat? I'd love to move out of my parents and be given a flat.
>>80130478Because living alone was making me suicidal. Keep in mind I'm a disabled sub-5 NEET so I literally dont see or talk to anyone all day
>>80130638you didn't have to stay all day at home retard, being alone was your own choice
>>80130388Where are you living now?
>>80130657I did try being a socialiser. I'm a balding manlet and I have autism, no one actually wanted me around. It was just making me feel worse so I stopped going outside now. The blackpill is completely correct unfortunately
>>80130669In my council apartment, as stated, I have 2 weeks to leave.
Cant think of anything worse than my shit life
>>80130814what about someone spraying deep heat into an open wound on your bell end then rubbing battery acid into it?
>>80130388Ask poley if you can move in, the spare room is free
>>80130818My life isnt shit because of pain but because of bigger issues
Watching cute asmr lasses at 3 am softly speaking about their exciting lives in your box room and getting sad.
>>80130827put deep heat and battery acid on your cock and tell me that
>>80130827Are you a criminal lad?
>>80130836No>>80130841Not chronically no
just woke up, work in 30, slept okayish, sprogberg wanted to cuddle in the middle of the night and i couldnt immediately fall asleep again, work should be fairly light today, will take a nap when i get home
So this is adult life eh if you're not good at anything? Work deadend job, come home. That's it. No fun, no social life. Just do that.
>>80130931You exist to make CEOberg rich. It's that simple.
>>80130931I actually worked in a warehouse when i was a teenager and it was fun
>>80130978I am NEET. Probably will always be. The thought of working such mundane jobs depresses me so much just thinking about it.>>80130985Yeah but working there for many years, decades would be grim. I don't want to do that. I couldn't tolerate it. My mental health would be even worse. Those jobs are tolerable for short term.
>>80131018You aren't eligible for bennies though so once your parents die/kick you out, you will unfortunately have to get a job. It is just a matter of time.
>>80131023I will be as long as I "apply" for jobs.
