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>>42332196She was literally in The Expanse. Nobody is asking you to believe her batshit crazy words. Her shit is just documented.
>>42328025Then you can't say for sure that you 100% know about ALL the secret elevators.
>>42282366gj, smoke 'em if you got 'em>4
>>42334514Wut? Who did she play?
>>42324797lold
After a drug od around a graveyard, I blanked out and eventually heard these words ..Anyone else experience these kinds of paranormal or ghost audition
>>42334407Never had a drug induced auditory hallucination before. I have had sleep deprivation induced ones. The most memorable one said:>"The Guillotine Sounds Are Nowhere to Be Found."
Rebuilding the thread since the last one archived. Appreciate all the input from the anons who helped me dig into the roots of this entity.Summary of "Jaggie Vrag" so far:>The Entity: A "cognitive parasite" from the Rust Belt. It’s triggered by lies or refusing a staring contest.>The Name (Chinese Theory): An anon suggested the name is a corruption of "Jiang-Gui-Fa.">*Jiang: Flow / Force / Command>*Gui: Ghost / Spirit>*Fa: Law / Method / Ritual>The Dialect Gap: Someone asked which specific Chinese dialect this comes from, but I have no idea.>The Slavic Connection: Another user pointed out that "Vrag" means "enemy" or "devil" in several Slavic languages.Still looking for anyone with more info on the original Chinese phrase or Slavic connections. Also, any stories from the Ohio/PA/WV area would be huge.I'm keeping an open mind. Is this a deep-seated local urban legend, a forgotten bit of folklore, or just a really persistent hoax? The more I look into it, the more I feel like I'm hunting a shadow.PrevComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42322049Investigate history as the top priority
>>42322882>>42325997>>42328376I’ve done some quick research. In the 1870s, Chinese laborers speaking Taishanese migrated to the Rust Belt. Due to the Chinese Exclusion Act of the 1880s, factory roles were taken over by Slavic workers, forcing Chinese laborers to transition into the service economy.
Cool story, bro
>>42331171Think of them as being as different as Spanish and Italian, or even English and German. While they share the same writing system (Chinese characters), they are not mutually intelligible when spoken.
>lived in rust belt whole life>never heard of 'jaggie vrag'>google just gives me these fucking threads
>>42335000youre talking to some one making a joke about being retarded YOU FUCKING RETARDfunny joke anon and god bless your for your retard maxxing nobility sadly i decided to fuck around and find out and now im surrounded by MORONS
>>42335056What a bizarre and stupid post.You really have nothing of substance to say.
>>42335067NIGGER YOU ATACKED THE WRONG PERSON IN CONFUSION HAVE ADDED NOTHING WILL ADD NOTHING AND DONT EVEN KNOW WHATS GOING ON HERE youre a waste of space and resources stay in your wage slave lane
>>42335078screaming doesn't make you rightgrow up
>>42335090correct being right makes me rightyou are my prime example
Post your (1) favorite, or (2) most convincing, or (3) secret alien or ufo videos. I wanna see cool shit and can't find good shit.
>>42331106It literally only has the same egg head shape.Face is entirely different.
>>42322273"This one is rather recent, very late in the series. The interview process has been ongoing since the being arrived which was in 1989.Proximately twice a month they sit it down for a session that generally lasts from three to five hours. If they try to go longer than that or if they schedule the sessions more frequently the being becomes unresponsive.There's a fair amount of in-fighting among the scientists from different disciplines to get their questions asked."[What has the alien revealed?]"Minor technical details of the saucers, the physicists and engineers are frankly frustrated. They feel the being is withholding information, possibly concepts are getting lost because all the information has to come through a telepath but also it may be that the bulk of their scientific knowledge is just too advanced to be translated into our primitive conceptual framework.""Its analogous to if a human scientist were to try and translate quantum mechanics into the grunts and screeches of a chimpanzee.Frankly there is a high attrition rate for scientists in the program, you'd think they'd be energized by the challenge but a lot of them take the ego deflation very hard, when they find out not only how much they dont know but how much they aren't even capable of understanding."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42322273[If the government has really been in contact with superior aliens, wouldn't we see some evidence of it?. For instance amazing new scientific discoveries]"Limitless free energy? A cure for cancer? We might if the governments motive were the betterment of mankind. The government's motive is control, and just as much as they crave control they fear loss of control. Knowledge is power but knowledge does not necessarily confer competence. The people on top of this program are intellectually very average, they're not capable of making proper use of what has been handed to them but they have no intention of letting anyone else ever get a change to solve the puzzle. and lets not forget there's also the real possibility that the government is being manipulated by the extra-terrestrials for their own purposes." [You could have released this tape to the news media but you insisted on being paid for it. Doesn't that cast doubt on you own motives?]"Yes and i was aware of that going in but that is a cross I'm prepared to bear. I find it disgusting that the most important event in human history is being kept secret simply because certain unimaginative officials have the power to do so. But at the same time i see the irony of my own actions. All i can say is had i had the choice, i would not have insisted on profiting from this revelation." Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42323463that's not how it works
>>42327759that's clearly AI
Red pill me on this incident
>>42325894>>42326337It was always just a woman with a mask on her face looking down at an angle with dodgy lighting seen thru a low-quality camera at low resolution.do you really think it was ever pic related holy shit you are dumb
divine intervention made the facial recognition chip glitch out for a small moment making the reptilian filter fail.
>>42331073God, this was so fucking funny. I don't know why they made a Slenderman movie. This is the real kino. It's still my favorite meme from this decade.
>>42333611Lol this reminds me, I was hoping that artist would do one for all the other nations related. Would be awesome to see... <3
>>42327948>>42331073The funniest part about it is the little crown. It's so fucking cartoonish
The dream overall doesn't matter much but I was told"be wary of blue angels, red angels and white angels, they are fake"Then a demon appeared walking towards my bed, it was like a satyr with cataract and I told it to be gone in the name of Jesus Christ, and he walked backwards slowly and disappeared like a shadow
>>42328467i had a dream some months ago, that i was in an either ukrainian or russian BTR shooting with the 20mm gun at an exquisitely flexible and maneuverable anime-like blonde girl from the opposite forces, charging at me with her guns blazing, fastly approaching my position, her rounds bouncing off of my vehicle, i proceed to miss all my shots, then i see her unpacking a RPG and shooting at my vehicle from close distance.i rather quickly exited my BTR just before it exploded, battlefield 3 style, and just as i exit, it blows up from her RPG round, but she was too close and she got caught in the explosion, ripping her legs and arms off, her intact torso flying some meters. i was unscathed as the other side of the vehicle didnt explode and i hunkered down quickly.i sprinted towards her and started to have my way with her, i ravaged her and she was just crying and bleeding profusely from all the pain and sexual ecstasy.and then i woke up.maybe i should stop watching all these ukrainian war videos...>t. ukrainian born in a different countrymaybe it is the volksseele violently dieing and wanting to tell the wurzelrasse something?>>42327746>dream telling OP to not trust angeloi>demon appers and OP sends it with the power and might of ChristComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42327746I once had a dream where jester looking beings inserted a crystal into my back that would “allow me to reach the next level” but then told me to stay away for “Red 7”
>>42327746Angels are opal or diamond.
>>42331142>opal or diamondshaped or colored?what if one were to put an opal, oval shaped yoni egg into their yoni?do angels have free will? ive read that angels as well as demons are the real pawns, the real peasants in the cosmos. as they are just power tools, automatons. that being said, i do respect them and do not wish anything bad for them. just a logical observation and some pondering. maybe there are exceptions
>>42334291>shaped or colored?Colored, of course.>what if one were to put an opal, oval shaped yoni egg into their yoni?yoni egg?>do angels have free will?No.
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>>42326508lucy doesnt do enough of a good job on making god look like a dick
>>42333925fuck off mr i fell for the nobody meme
>>42326508nigga this is from one piece Jesus Christ is already on this earth please stay vigilant as another commenter mentioned God had no purpose other than to kill for your people please be a secular nation and even person as such for a country under GOD
>>42334950>>42332489
>>42327088Amen = Amun/AmonAll dieties are connected to source Just like you and I
A warning. Jesus wont work neither Yeshua. Why because The Messiah of nazzereth the previous names has a new name revelation 3:12 The one who is victorious I will make a pillar in the temple of my God. Never again will they leave it. I will write on them the name of my God and the name of the city of my God, the new Jerusalem, which is coming down out of heaven from my God; and I will also write on them my new name.The new name faithful and true is YHWH Yahweh. So yes jesus whos real name is Yeshua is now one with YHWH and is named YHWHRevelation 19:13 His eyes are like blazing fire, and on his head are many crowns. He has a name written on him that no one knows but he himself. 13 He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood, and his name is the Word of God.So now The Holy Father YHWH is now One with Yeshua. And only that name will save from here on out. Believe me and do.
>>42334317It's Jesu or Jason
I am not saying it again I will only be repeating myself. So there. That is that.
>>42334420Nope. It's Joshua. It's so obvious and simple. Anything else requires a convoluted explanation. His name was literally Yeshua.
You idiots would never guess...and its not a name already used. lmao
>>42334932Again, it's Joshua. Joshua was not previously used. Yeshua was. Jesus is a false name. It's Joshua.
I read conspiracy theories about time being accelerated on purpose. Is it real and how can you reverse it?I noticed since covid time has accelerated
>>42327275How do we escape 5g starlink? Is it urironically time to put on aluminum our hats?
>>42334121Not to be doom and gloom but most of us will die, humanity is gonna get reduced by 90% in the course of the next 20 years.There is nothing you can do to survive.You either get killed through EMF blasts or get eaten by wolves in the forest/die from malnutrition, but we definitely are gonna die Say your prayers
>>42327987King James married into the Stuart dynasty, one of the multi-generational elite families that controls the entire world. King James also wrote an entire book on Demonology. You're basically a sheep. Anyone who follows religion is. Even that last part of your post shows you choose to be ignorant because religion gives you an excuse to judge and be nasty. Why don't you actually study the deeper symbolism behind the Bi-Bull? Will you? Can you? https://youtu.be/jLXxCI2jb8w?si=NVO3OjS9RWbB52_1>>42328086Exactly. Christians are dumb as fuck, when the BIBLE is being affected by the "Mandela Effect" that shows that TPTB can change 'le word of god' anytime they want.
>>42334152>humanity is gonna get reduced by 90% in the course of the next 20 years.Yeah right
>>42334158source: trust my yt channel
Please share your favorite esoteric, psychic, or paranormal music to listen to. Here's mine: https://youtu.be/qDnGAs_Kq9g
https://youtu.be/b0UTEcZC9gA?si=WfAc0Krzim-dzU4k
If it's not praising God most of it is occult I can see folk as an exception, and some rock bands like Thin Lizzy. Bowie did kabbalah, praised God on some songs but also has an album called 'Heathen'.
https://youtu.be/QDqQtSQnvCQ?si=k1NbgDjVMC0hutQO
https://youtu.be/4q4rXpaOhAUhttps://youtu.be/t6zhuFAoC6Yhttps://youtu.be/m9iGhXJhI5ghttps://youtu.be/oGVXM34vGUghttps://youtu.be/B3aFCTfC8cg
>>42334469Lame bait. >>42334444Church music? (Dubs, checked)>>42334490Suspense. Good show <3>>42334603Gen Z, *sighhh* -.-'>>42334665Okay...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>42329975>Sorry to keep you Anonnp. Good on ya; thank you for new content>>42325541This was me pissing and moaning>inb4 pic and muh corpsesYeah, yeah. It's just a decent creepy thought.>inb4 muh reddit spacing. Go away. I'm drunk and trying to keep things somewhat organized.
>>42330199I love sharing my stories, even if they don't get a lot of recognition. Thanks for listening, Anon. Nice dubs, btw
>>42274565The deaf mute reverend psychologist is really too convoluted but>clown nightmareshe wasn't having clown nightmares, he was having insect nightmares and the clown comforted him, so there's no reason to not want clowns around him.
Bump to save from page 10 and moar stories
>>42280469>>42280473>>42280450Is just me or these stories are somehow similar?
I think mimic stories are the scariest but they're hard to find. Anyone got a good place I can find ones where it's implied that they're true stories? If not post what you've got
bump because of interest
>>42330426>>42333037are we allowed to bump other people's threads? I once bumped my own and got banned for 3 days... no warning.
>>42334606from what i can see, in the rules it says that bumps are not welcome on /s/ and /aco/, did you happen to do that there?
>>42334606was this on /ck/ the jannies there are insane
>>42334619>>42334664no I swear I bumped an /x/ thread of mine and they banned me but I don't remember what it was for. I wonder if it was for off-topic and they didn't like the subject of my post. It was actually very important though. It was about what a government insider said lies outside this multiverse (which is like a small island in an endless sea). Here's the video I put together to show what he said: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPpwFcfcWUc
since i am not baptized and i live in a constant state of misery, i cannot avoid to feel like when i die, i will be reincarnated on a inmortal wolf that will doom to hunt forever, so i think i rather start worship them now to gain their favour
>>42331251lol pathetic sad weakling larping as strong hunting wolf
>>42331251There are werewolves that became saints
>>42331251Do you wish you were a wolf?
Where does the wolf come from?
>>42331251https://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f149/family-attacked-unknown-animal-242906/You sure?
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