So last night I was having a sleep paralysis moment which happens from time to time (I think I saw someone waving at me from the floor on the side of my bed), but when I did the usual hard concentration thing to rip myself out of it, my eyes opened by themselves and my face contorted into an evil grin for a few seconds. The paralysis has never directly affected me and it felt like in that moment I had no control and something had taken over, which freaked the absolute fuck out of me. Was it just an extension of it or has something latched onto me? I've had sleep paralysis for decades by the way so I know when it's happening and can usually end it myself before it gets too hectic, but this was way different than anything I've ever experienced and actually terrifying.
>>39676413I'd say that pretty much confirms it. You eyes opened by themselves and your face smiled without you actually doing it. I bet you get hypnic jerks a lot too am I right?
What is coming will shock us all
I need to ontologically relieve myself
This makes the glownigger sodomites seethe.
>>39670945>it makes sense that a plasma in the thermosphere would eventually evolve to make space voyages to other food sourcesWell, no, the thermosphere is still part of earths atmosphere. It seems pretty odd to think an atmospheric anomaly would extend beyond our atmosphere. Also that webm is just what it looks like when certain coronal mass ejections happen.
>>39676328all the UFO people hyped up this next couple of weeks (and especially this new video/interview with a new whistleblower) Once again it's a big nothingburger, some former pilot said they recovered an egg shape object and that's the short video we got
>>39666585Hahaha so fake and gay it's 100% fake lmfao I'm laughing so hard it's so funny it's so fake nobody believes this at allLMFAOI'm not being paid to post this btw
>>39671001>Sometimes they died and fell to earth making an amazing rainbow of colors. And if one was managed to be recovered it could be sold for unprecedented sums of money.Isn't this just rehashing that episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog with the space squids? Starmakers...
>>39666722YOU RUINED THE WHOLE OPERATION YOU FUCKTARD
UAP ORB at Edward's airforce base caught on Google earth
>>39676032government agent slide ahh thread
Three days ago, I discovered how to increase the length and girth of my penis through magical means. Unfortunately, I have not been able to regrow my foreskin. Yet, it's still a huge accomplishment. Likely, this thread will just be removed but the magic is real and you should know it's out there.I want to savor my newfound power and privilege for a while. I've lived with a 4" donglet for most of my life and now that I'm 10" I'd like to stay the biggest for a while before everyone else decides to use cock elongation magic, therefore leading to the global cocklength equalization event which will render penis size irrelevant as everyone will grow their penis to the maximum length possible (I haven't even grown mine to the maximum length yet).I would like to let you know that there will be a day I return to /x/, once I have found my wife and married her. One year after our wedding day, I will reveal penis magic to everyone, and I will reveal it RIGHT HERE on /x/. You all will be the first practitioners of penis magic, and for a while you will have the largest cocks on this planet. Then, it will spread outwards until everyone in the world possesses cocklength penis magic.
>>39675361Jelqing isn't magic
>>39675361>the pen is magicYes it is
I'm not interested in increasing size, but I'd love to have my foreskin back
Very cool, OP.Mine is 11" long, and I can break cinderblocks with it.
>>39675361The only downside is that it shrinks by 3 times the amount you enlarged it by in 3 weeks, but your balls remain the same size.
Today is the day.TickTock banned. Time is up.Watch Trumps victory rally live at the Capitol One Arena and you'll witness history.
>>39671467lol Trump won
Everyone feels it
>>39668128Days left until what?
>>39673687
>>39668128Numerology is a load of bollocks.
This guy and Jack Parsons opened a portal in the Nevada desert that they couldn't close in what would later be known as "Area 51" which is some time before all the "alien" Roswell stuff started happening.Can anyone give me anymore information on this? Are aliens really demons from another realm?
It was in front of our eyes the whole time. Why the fuck were we so retarded in thinking aliens are scientific beings from another planet when they have been here with us since the beginning.The clues are right in our faces
>>39676411Bump
Has anyone here ever had an experience with gnomes? How was it? And how are they related to inner earth theory?
>>39670297>"Fuck off, son of a whore!”Yup, that's gnomin'They are seen as joyful and funny but only as long as you play their game.Lil guy probably wanted to scare you with the shrooms, show you that he can do scary and weird stuff.So you better fuck off next time you hear rustling, you don of a whore!
>>39670420Anon it's not stealing when the gnome looks at you and says "help me get out of here, they took my passport and make me do yardwork for food."
>>39669738My dad saw a gnome last night by the oreo cookie jar. I think it was empty, but he smelled the crumbs I guess. anyway, he bit my dad on the leg and now he's in the ER because of it.are gnomer real? and if so are they poisinus? i also think gnomeo and gnuliet was a psyop to so they can slowly introduce gnomes into our society without pushback. FUCK GNOMES they're poisunus bastad
>>39669877That was just Warwick Davis
>>39669738My company is of a holy kind.
I've lately been very drawn towards Christianity. I was raised in proximity to it but my family was never Christian, just fully agnostic. However, I have been fascinated with Christ my whole life.The only thing that I can't be sold on in regards to Christianity is this - I found portraits of Jesus incredibly creepy. I am Scandinavian personally, but I find every single portrait of him to be quite creepy. I feel like if he is a true figure of love, my savior, I should not be so creeped out by portrayals of him. Yet ever since I was a kid I would avoid them. I just find them intensely odd and creepy. Maybe this is a sign that there is some power there, or maybe it's a sign I just am creeped out by old art. But if I am going to accept Christ, I can't accept that I should be petrified by him. Can any Christians advise me on this? Or anyone spiritual really. I just don't understand this feeling. I have no reason to believe I'm possessed before you say that, I pray regularly and stay away from drugs and sin. I just can't grasp it.
>>39676114Jesus was literally a paralytic leper IRL, just like Celsus, Origen and others discuss in the first three centuries.>He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him,>nothing in his appearance that we should desire him.>3 He was despised and rejected by mankind,>a man of suffering, and familiar with pain.>Like one from whom people hide their faces>he was despised, and we held him in low esteem.>4 Surely he took up our pain>and bore our suffering,>yet we considered him punished by God,>stricken by him, and afflicted.>5 But he was pierced for our transgressions,>he was crushed for our iniquities;Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>39676114>>39676214>46 Once more he visited Cana in Galilee, where he had turned the water into wine. And there was a certain royal official whose son lay sick at Capernaum. 47 When this man heard that Jesus had arrived in Galilee from Judea, he went to him and begged him to come and heal his son, who was close to death.>48 “Unless you people see signs and wonders,” Jesus told him, “you will never believe.”>49 The royal official said, “Sir, come down before my child dies.”>50 “Go,” Jesus replied, “your son will live.”>9 Jesus stepped into a boat, crossed over and came to his own town. 2 Some men brought to him a paralyzed man, lying on a mat. When Jesus saw their faith, he said to the man, “Take heart, son; your sins are forgiven.”>5 When Jesus had entered Capernaum, a centurion came to him, asking for help. 6 “Lord,” he said, “my servant lies at home paralyzed, suffering terribly.”>7 Jesus said to him, “Shall I come and heal him?”>8 The centurion replied, “Lord, I do not deserve to have you come under my roof. But just say the word, and my servant will be healed. 9 For I myself am a man under authority, with soldiers under me. I tell this one, ‘Go,’ and he goes; and that one, ‘Come,’ and he comes. I say to my servant, ‘Do this,’ and he does it.”>10 When Jesus heard this, he was amazed and said to those following him, “Truly I tell you, I have not found anyone in Israel with such great faith. 11 I say to you that many will come from the east and the west, and will take their places at the feast with Abraham, Isaac and Jacob in the kingdom of heaven. 12 But the subjects of the kingdom will be thrown outside, into the darkness, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.”>13 Then Jesus said to the centurion, “Go! Let it be done just as you believed it would.” And his servant was healed at that moment.
>>39676114>>39676214>>39676220>14 Jesus returned to Galilee in the power of the Spirit, and news about him spread through the whole countryside. 15 He was teaching in their synagogues, and everyone praised him.>16 He went to Nazareth, where he had been brought up, and on the Sabbath day he went into the synagogue, as was his custom. He stood up to read, 17 and the scroll of the prophet Isaiah was handed to him. Unrolling it, he found the place where it is written:>18 “The Spirit of the Lord is on me,>because he has anointed me>to proclaim good news to the poor.>He has sent me to proclaim freedom for the prisoners>and recovery of sight for the blind,>to set the oppressed free,>to proclaim the year of the Lord’s favor.”>20 Then he rolled up the scroll, gave it back to the attendant and sat down. The eyes of everyone in the synagogue were fastened on him. 21 He began by saying to them, “Today this scripture is fulfilled in your hearing.”>22 All spoke well of him and were amazed at the gracious words that came from his lips. “Isn’t this Joseph’s son?” they asked.>23 Jesus said to them, “Surely you will quote this proverb to me: ‘Physician, heal yourself!’ And you will tell me, ‘Do here in your hometown what we have heard that you did in Capernaum.’”
>>39676114>>39676214>>39676220>>39676224>16 When evening came, many who were demon-possessed were brought to him, and he drove out the spirits with a word and healed all the sick. 17 This was to fulfill what was spoken through the prophet Isaiah:>“He took up our infirmities>and bore our diseases.”>46 Can any of you prove me guilty of sin? If I am telling the truth, why don’t you believe me?>47 Whoever belongs to God hears what God says. The reason you do not hear is that you do not belong to God.”>48 The Jews answered him, “Aren’t we right in saying that you are a Samaritan and demon-possessed?”>49 “I am not possessed by a demon,” said Jesus, “but I honor my Father and you dishonor me. 50 I am not seeking glory for myself; but there is one who seeks it, and he is the judge. 51 Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death.”>Yet it was the Lord’s will to crush him and cause him to suffer,Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>39675113>I found portraits of Jesus incredibly creepy.So what is your problem- with Jesus or 'artists'? If you know what Jesus looks like, why don't you paint him?
Trump just reinforced at his rally that he was going to release the JFK and MLK files and tell us about aliens, ufos and the drones. Glowies on suicide watch.
>>39672295If Trump saw something he disagreed with then why didn't he take out full-page newspaper ads like we know he does for other rapist scum?
>>39672937Goa'uld?https://youtu.be/sbhjhsLg6OY
>>39671646he also said he'd build wall, drain the swamp and lock her up last timehow'd that work out?
>>39671646Trump ain't disclosong shit LMAO>inb4 some random documents of things already knownyep, still no disclosure. Pick up the phone when NHI are here
>>39671867trump during his last presidency and it didn't happen then
Quick rundown? I'm god. I'm gonna destroy this plane unless enough awakened people show up in the next twenty or thirty years. So. Good luck.
>>39675261oh so we're fine then? great!
>>39675312consider polytheism
Another Anon claiming they're god? Please restore my foreskin then
Fellow machayach here Would it be possible for some one with a gentile background to learn Mystical Hebrew in Israel
>>39669147Behold, I will make those of the synagogue of Satan, who say they are Jews and are not, but lie, to come and bow down at your feet, and to know that I have loved you.
>>39673796Don’t assume what I am and know child
>>39675149Sent you a friend request. I'll help you as much as I can.
>>39675139If hard work is done in love it’s passion and passion is painless for even the pain is i’ll chemically transmuted into the preservation of joy
Tfw no Chabad anons to invite me into there mystical tradition
Hello, fellow conspiracy theorists!Discuss flat earth and why space is fake and gay. Thank you THEY WILL NOT DIVIDE US, THE KIKES KNOW THAT WE KNOW DONT LET THEM STOP US
>>39673291Doesn't the jewish holy texts like the Bible say the Earth is flat
>>39673291>Page 10Very interesting
>>39673291explain why we can sometimes see the moon during the day when the sun is out but we never see the sun during the night when the moon is out
Can the human spirit truly resist his aura, or are we all ultimately drawn to the forbidden, the wild, and the unknown?
>>39673425The random Eye of Providence and skull & crossbones in the middle of a sigil drawn on a sheet of notebook paper sent my sides into orbit.OP should lay off the marijuana.
>>39673415Well, I charged it with my legitimate lmao.If his intentions be noble, let my lmao strengthen him with the light of laughter. If his intentions be not, then let it blunt him.
>>39673484Why Pazuzu, of all demons? lol
>>39673293Thanks, I actually uploaded this as a joke.
>>39673532Pazuzu stands out merely due to his dual nature, a deity associated with plagues and siroccos but his benevolent potential is often over looked. Not to mention his odd appearance, a blend of paranormal and animal-like qualities.
https://www.laetusinpraesens.org/docs00s/singmem.php>increasing occurrences of destabilizing memetic enthusiasm and panics ("memetic pandemics")https://vimeo.com/218908974The situation is worse than you could possibly know.
>>39674103https://pastebin.com/4s91qRn6
>>39672694Love to OP in the image....<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 OP discovered seven years ago...what I understood not too long ago....I'd just make one small addition...the entity the OP speaks of is like a massive neural network...with gravity being the means by which memes communicate between each other...I think....Love u all...bye....<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
>>39672694Baby's first Bernay read?
>>39676300For those interested btwhttps://archive.org/details/in.ernet.dli.2015.275553/page/n7/mode/2up
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