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this is toad board now /toad/

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Thanks?
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how to circumcise OP
reply to him tomorrow
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>>141670
its not my birthday
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FAGGOT
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>>141670
why is the man pink and the penis blue, it makes no sense

Has >>>/ai/ won yet?
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Soon.
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>>141497
back to the shart with ye
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>>141490
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>>141497
slop and gem are not opposing things, coal and gem are
you must be new here, friend
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God bless snailcat, AIfags will all burn in HELL

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Luce thread
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this FOTM is dead, move on
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>>141622
no
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and now hatted for a bit

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This is what will happen to youtube. Every youtuber will also hate it because they're terrible actors and can't make the jump. It's coming.
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>>141483
>implying YouTube videos aren't already longer than movies
Zesty Jesus's critique of Meet Your Match is like four hours long AFTER HE "MADE IT BRIEF", it's insane
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>>141498
We're approaching the point where youtube revenue can start to hire actual writers and actors and sets, and when that happens, everyone on the site is going to bitch
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>>141499
>the point where youtube revenue can start to hire actual writers and actors and sets
technically that has already happened with sponsorships and stuff
pure YouTube ad money is pennies these days
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Youtube has certianly come a long way.
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there's already YouTube movies thoughbeit

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>be me
>gift 4pass to a friend
>some time passes
>try to reset my PIN
>can't
>contact RapeApe
>"Which Pass are you trying to reset?"
>apparently the pass giver is also connected to the gifted 4chan Gold
why would the system need to function like this?

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just bought the pass still don't fully know how too use 4chan properly cause its new for me.

>made my first post yesterday
>people start arguing in the comments about something
>posts gets deleted
>kinda find it funny

>still don't know how to navigate and use 4chan
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>>141646
>just bought the pass still don't fully know how too use 4chan properly cause its new for me.
Lurk two years before posting
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>>141648
thanks for the advice kind sir
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>>141646
leave while you can frog

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What is the bare minimum for a state/country/gov't to NOT be isolated from the rest of the world?

As of 21st century all governments, sometimes even unrecognized ones, have
>Flags
>Coat of Arms / National seals
>Biometric passports
>Driving permits
>embassies
>UN representation via ambassadors
>ccTLDs
>Olympic committees
>FIFA teams
>Red Cross organizations
>Phone codes
>...

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anyone so stoned that they were unable to do the captcha. I"m so retarded and i had to buy a paypig pass to post properly.
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>>141087
>stoned
kill yourself, addict
>I"m so retarded and i had to buy a paypig pass to post properly.
captchas are literally possible with sub-80 IQ. Kill yourself
>pic
that hole is an USB actually
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>>141089
>seek emotional outlet via assuming a demographic has no exceptions
Woman behavior detected. Dismissed.
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hating on women is cringe
they cute and sweet
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>>141644
Women suck, I prefer amres
>>141642
>>seek emotional outlet via assuming a demographic has no exceptions
being too high to solve IQ tests is a problem, yes

This site needs more frogposts

Ex-Freemason whistleblower MOT396 here.

Here’s the problem with modern masonry. In order to join you need to sacrifice your most beloved. That could be a friend or friend member. I’ve known people who have literally sacrificed their own mother to join. Their kids as well. The foundational principles are that humans are all inherently selfish, and willing to sacrifice ANYONE for the good life that having money affords them. No working, no financial stress, sounds great doesn’t it? Well the freemasons believe this is a “dog eat dog world”. Look at bacteria in a petri dish and observe what they do. Eat each other. Look at fish in the ocean. Eat each other. Animals on land. Eat. Humans….they believe we are no different, and so the highest truth in their eyes is that humans are inherently at constant war with each other.

To keep from being consumed by it and turning on one another, they sacrifice children. By taking it all out on them it acts like a catharsis that keeps masons from killing one another.

The problem is the sacrifices don’t solve the problem. Sacrificing children, or your most beloved…it just reinforces the concept that all life on earth simply exists to eat one another. As a result they’ve been driven further and further toward evil. If you’re willing to sacrifice your most beloved to simply join a CULT, then all the masons understand that they would sacrifice one another in a heartbeat. It’s the complete breakdown of pro-sociality, because EVERYONE is disposable. And that’s why in the modern times they’ve become so evil that they….

Poison a certain % of vaccines to cause autism in children
Encourage children take Tylenol knowing it causes autism
Add fluoride to the water knowing it causes lowered iq and ADHD
Poison budget water filters
Poison bandaids
Are purposely releasing measles and food borne illness


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>>141336

Wear your loin clothes now! Stop wanking and be a good mason
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>>141336
Why are thirdies so obsessed with freemasons? it's literally just cosplay for boomers
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hi gideon!! i wanna see ur profile so send url!
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>>141594
I got a 3 day ban for drawing a better cock than this on this horrendous Kazakh yurt assembly subreddit.
Maybe mods prefer badly drawn penises to high quality, finely detailed penises like the ones I can make, in future I shall make my cocks more crappy as it seems to be the preferred nomenclature for phallic pictures as befits the janitorial team.
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>>141612

Reddit is now fully controlled and run by the Isnotreal army. Yahoo prophessed that we must look into online and prevent big mistakes. So they are treating you like they own the place.

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is it just me or is 4chan doing more Janny recruitment waves lately? I wonder if they're having a moderation crisis
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I’m literally on here 8 hours a day. No idea why they haven’t accepted my application
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>>141545
Literally the worst combination of cultures known to man
>>141552
>not posting a chicken jockey
That's why, well either that or not participating in the annual janitor reacharound
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>>141213
They all got doxxed, emails and everything, it's a tad rough and as I see it fairly reasonable to run away when that shit happens, do you really want your name associated with this Mongolian eel fishing forum?
As shit as it is, basically the last free bastion of speech on the internet but no one wants to be actually associated with it.. The funny thing is Xitter is way more racist and fucked up these days but the Overton Window has moved so much no one even notices and still associates 4chan as le bad thing.
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ironically but also unironically lets break it again
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>>141614
Let's go!

I actually currently play a version of Minecraft with no baby zombies, is it appropriate for me to post content that literally cannot exist in my world?

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how good are 4chan jannies @ cleaning pedoshit?
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>>141596
quite the opposite for me actually, the number of CP has skyrocketed in recent years due to res. proxies. Luckily they are too cucked these days to spam GR1 that easily
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>>141597
What boards do you browse that this is the case?
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>>141600
just look @ the number of "archive purges" on the stickies
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>>141510
what the conclusion of this webm?
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>>141607
I think the Apple Bloom cosplayer later complained about the con being le problematic

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oh wait I'm retarded.
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/vg/mcg/ was titled "Minceraft" for a couple of threads
people just noticed this OP joke
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4chan was down for about two hours earlier but it came back
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>403's when its clearly a 5XX
retard moment from the south asians building this perpetually broken website
i apologise for posting too many chicken jockeys

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>be me
>work in logistics
>have two orders in two days
>that ship more than a fucking kilogram of "documents"
>to nuclear power plants
>one of the plants is actually [Redacted] on online maps
>had to manually input its coordinates for shipment
feel free to blame Anonymous if a nuclear disaster happens in the next thirty days
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>implying people here don't want a nuclear disaster
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>>141575
>Anonymous wants a nuclear disaster
>Anonymous causes a nuclear disaster
anon, you forgot about normalfags
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>>141576
I think OP is probably going to shit his pants and that's enough to cause something nuclear
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>>141576
who?


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