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why's there two stickies
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>>128603
why not?
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>>128605
it takes up more space, that extra space could hold one more very important thread
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because they are very important! haha!

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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
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LMFAO, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK DUDE. YOU LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF FUCKING BITCH OUT OF JERSEY SHORE. WHAT, YOU WEREN'T FUCKING GUIDO ENOUGH TO MAKE THE CUT? YOUR FAKE TAN JUST WASN'T FUCKING UP TO SNUFF? NOBODY FUCKING CARES KID. CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM?! MY FUCKING ASS LOL YOU ARE SKINNY AS SHIT AND NICE FUCKING FAKE CHAIN AND EMPTY BOTTLE OF FUCKING KID VODKA. IF YOU WERE AS HARD AND "GANGSTA" AS YOU CLAIM TO BE YOU, FIRST OF ALL, WOULDN'T BE HERE TALKING SHIT AT FUCKING 8 AM IN THE MORNING AND SECONDLY YOU'D PROBABLY BE TOO HUMBLE TO GIVE A SHIT. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT EITHER WAY. I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU FUCKING TWIG FUCKS WHO WEIGH LESS THAN THE ANOREXIC WHORES THEY ASSOCIATE WITH ACTING ALL FUCKING HARD AND SHIT WHEN A SIMPLE BREEZE WOULD MAKE THEM CRUMBLE.

GO GET SOME MORE FUCKING CHILDREN'S VODKA AND FAKE BRONZER AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT ANOTHER FAKE CHAIN HOW ABOUT SOME DOG TAGS? THAT'S FUCKING GHETTO RIGHT THERE YOU GUIDO FUCKING BITCH.

AND FUCK YEAH I'M MAD PEOPLE I GIVE A FUCK IF YOU WANT TO ASK ME IF I'M MAD BRO B/C I FUCKING AM AND I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF FAGGOTS LIKE THIS

FUCK YOU
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Hey dudes,

My name is Jack, and I like every single one of you. All of you are cool, witty, funny guys who spend your free time of their day looking at funny pictures and macros. You are the sense of humor that lacks in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hate mail? I mean, I’m sure it’s fun making fun of people because you are so witty, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than stand up comedy.

Don’t be a stranger. Just laugh with me too. I’m pretty cool. I was editor of my school newspaper and started my own detective agency. What funny activities do you do, other than “having fun to awesome drawn Japanese anime”? I also live with my mother and have a modest friend who is a girl. (She just taught me calculus; Stuff was SO complicated) You are all awesome who should gather at a big party. Thank you for listening to me.

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ur gay john
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I wish there was a way to know we were in the good times before they were over
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we miss you john

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Why are Americans so cowardly?
Their government abuses, torments, and tramples on the rights of the U.S. citizens, and there is little to no response.
These aren't just your average cowards, no.
This is some truly epic, historical levels of cowardice on exhibit here.
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You imply the power of the state in this current globohomo surveillance hellscape would have no problems showing their fangs to any sort of resistance?
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The ocean is dead now.
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>>127106
This
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Greed and other evils have too much control.
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Blame it on the sun.

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Sometimes it feels like the day has gone by too quickly and I just don’t want to go to sleep. It’s 1am and I’m still scrolling for dopamine hits on my phone because the thought of going to sleep is boring. I have shit to do tomorrow too.

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Eat this weiner
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>>126425
corndogs are beef wellingtons
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Needs some carbs to go with it
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>>116510
Tasty
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>>116281
Nice weiner
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No make me

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"Uploading files in incognito mode is not allowed.
The File field has been cleared."

any suggestions on how to clear this annoyance?
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Biden pic from next year?
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>>127719
Yeah by not using incognito mode. Do you not have your own computer or something?
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So very old.
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>>128140
I use incognito for everything
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>>128140
Glow

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post your finest memes and shitposts here
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Mememememememememememememememememe
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I need a girl to paint my nails
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The Satanic terrorist organization that is the U.S. government answers only to their master, Lucifer, whom they worship.
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They even ruined the planet.
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Most know by this year I would say.
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Use the satellite phone.
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>>111637
Hail, Satan!
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Will it end in July?

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I got like 2TB of anime and nothing to watch!!

Someone pick me an anime to watch from my collection and I'll watch it.
https://files.catbox.moe/up23vt.txt
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>>128471
not clicking watch excel saga
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>2TB
rookie
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Yuru Yuri is mandatory viewing for all 4chan users.
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wait didn't you post this on another board already?Also you really should watch D.Gray-man

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Let's see how long it takes to make it to page 10 and 404.
Don't reply to this thread, just let it slide. I'm serious.
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Did I sage this now?
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>>110988
>having confidence in being 5'11"
>still 5'
Congratulations, Syphilis! You're not AIDS!
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instructions unclear
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>>110988
I love women so much
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>>110988
it took 79 days and 19 hours to reach page 11

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/vip/ is 2003 /b/

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thanks for still supporting this shithole, moot would be proud. God bless you.
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return of internment camps when

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love you guys, you're all the best

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>buy a pass
>still constantly getting hit with 3 day bans for making simple jokes
Yeah, I am not giving 4chan money again.
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strict as fuck website has turned into reddit. powertripping has really gotten out of control
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>>128466
>Off-topic shitposter
Show posts, faggot

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Qcels predicted nothing
back to your basement


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