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hello /toad/s, how was your day today?
it's a great day for total toad victory.
anyone taste any good bugs lately?
>this is toad board now
>croak, hop, croak
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>>141995
ribbit
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>>141995
Overview of True Toads

>True toads are members of the family Bufonidae and are known for their distinct characteristics and wide distribution.
Key Characteristics
>Skin: True toads have dry, warty skin.
>Mouth: They are toothless.
>Habitat: Found on every continent except Australia and Antarctica.
>Environment: They inhabit various environments, including arid areas and rainforests.

Behavior and Diet
>Diet: True toads are carnivorous, primarily feeding on insects and small invertebrates.
>Reproduction: They typically lay eggs in long strings, which hatch into tadpoles.

I am a member of Russia’s RKhBZ forces, operating under the codename Solzhenitsyn. I have uncovered a coordinated global conspiracy that I now wish to make public. According to the information I possess, the world’s political leaders operate under the direction of a Western Jewish secret society devoted to the worship of Satan. This group is preparing a deliberate depopulation campaign for 2027, structured so that events will appear to fulfill the prophecies described in the Book of Revelation.

Geopolitical conditions are expected to deteriorate steadily through early 2027, marked by expanding armed conflicts, deepening economic instability, and widespread famine. In the spring of 2027, the plan calls for the release of a bird-flu pandemic originating in South Africa. This outbreak is intended to serve as the catalyst for systemic collapse. By the summer of 2027, the resulting chaos is projected to escalate into total societal breakdown and nuclear war.
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wont they kill you for this?
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>>141892
>I am a member of Russia’s RKhBZ forces, operating under the codename Solzhenitsyn
На пидора?
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>>141892
Cool, keep me updated
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>>141892
can you send proof?

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How do I show my 4chan pass?
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no pass test
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pass test
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Slay.
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>>136885
It says how to do it on the 4chan pass page
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>>136930
Based thanks, I just got my pass again after a few years forgot how to do this

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WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
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>Indians in India
>Thinking
They saw the instructions to choose a random number between 1 and 2^384
Instead they chose numbers between 1 and 384.
On the plus side you can mitm so many shitty smart devices now easily because they all trust the CA
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>>141989
>>Indians in India
>>Thinking
>implying Indians outside of India are able to think
lmao
>On the plus side you can mitm so many shitty smart devices now easily because they all trust the CA
When did the jeets get their own CA and when was the last time CA was compromised /like that/?
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>>142010
Think Comodo would have been the last big one and that was 2010, but they got hacked and the attacker was the only one able to issue dodgy comodo certs for google.com
This monumental jeet fuckup means anyone on the planet can issue certs for google.com and if you haven't updated your browser or device then it will trust it as real
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>>142014
Fucking wonderful
Now people can safely RE proprietary smart junk's packets to make them free
while other people can hack them to use them for resproxies

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Can we get some oldies in here?
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Hi 4channel dot org, it's me Barbara, I'm the mother of one of your favourite 4channers, he's a real fan of sonic the hedgehog, you probably know him AMA
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>>142004
what's your current dating status ?
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>>142012
It's complicated

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https://www.whitehouse.gov/election-integrity/#voting-systems
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>>140995
how is this /important/?
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Remember when you guys deleted my gangstalking thread? (I do)
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>>141991
what?

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What's your guys Halloween plans?
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>>141962
Dressing up and going out drinking with other channers, like usual.
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>>141966
I don't have an outfit though :/
Will feel like a weirdo dressed normally
>>141968
Bowl with half Skittles/half Ambien.
2 in 1 trick plus treat
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>>141962
studying sadly.
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>>141962
Dressing up as the pope.
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None for the night but I got roped in to helping my friend at his LA Comic Con booth. So unpaid labor is my only plan

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This is super important, I could have made a post on /lit/ or even /out/ but I couldn't, it was pure hell, what if someone really needed to see my high quality content
GrapeApe needs to sit in the corner and watch intently as I get relieved, no looking away
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I have decided to change my request to $0.000350, this is a reasonable amount and I won't go any lower for getting repaid here
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I'm am reopening my singular class action lawsuit against Hiroshima Nagasaki, think of all the amazing effortposts lost to the wind due to downtime
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High vulnerability CVE's are no excuse for not letting anons post highly desirable, informative effortposts such as mine on super prestigious boards such as /pw/, /vt/ and /vp/
There should be a backup site written in another language, probably ruby, call it 4tran
I will give Preston fifteen days (15) to draft a legal response on how I shall be refunded the additional fraction of a cent
Preferably in the worst memecoin known to man
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>>141983
>probably ruby
Imageboard-on-Rails sounds interesting desu
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>>141984
/n/ would highly approve of a rail based imageboard

$DESU in peace
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>>140350
Happy greenery day desu!
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slow board
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fast dolls
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This year's watchalong was nice.
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It was very nice.

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ANKO!
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Only Anko I can find in my wuwa meme folder on short notice
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>>141998
nice!

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My fake coffee brand. What do you think?

Save money like a Jew, no suffering, just bold coffee taste, no guilt saving money, like grandma taught me.
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>>141993
I forgot the link. https://x.com/AgencyLambright/status/2114165335075271066

Been playing lots of Pinball FX3 lately. What's your favorite Pinball machine?
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They announced that they're adding the Judge Dredd table to Pinball FX
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They're releasing the Judge Dredd table on October 22
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>>141127
i just downloaded pinball fx and was disappointed to see no cyclone... yet oddly it has comet?
Don't get the logic but I hope they push out cyclone soon. I'll try grinding comet in the meantime but the outlanes seem kind of brutal
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My friend used to drag me all over the city to new machines, he was obsessed
I've found the tv/movie ones to usually be higher quality or with some unique features
LOTR was fun as fuck
X-files with the magnet was also cool
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The Chucky table on Pinball FX Midnight will probably be delisted pretty soon. Apparently the license is having some issues. Get it while you can if you're interested!

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We are gonna make so many Looney Tunes.

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I know you may hear "People care about you" or "it will get better" and 988 and it's all very common, and people post these things during suicide prevention month and stuff.

But I understand that though there aren't bad things to say, they don't really help, do they?

I've been Suicidal, and to some extent I'm still every now and then thinking about it during my recovery as a person.

People want to kill themselves for different reasons, and if you or someone you know is struggling, it may be reassuring to here my story to know, your not alone in this, and when I say your not alone in this, I do not wish to give the same careless energy posters at school give out, I'm speaking from my heart, many others have felt and would understand what your going through. So now I will tell my story. (Yes I know I didn't format it well as it's very long and I had to change things in really weird ways but it shouldn't be too bad)

---------------------------------------MY STORY---------------------------------------
>Be me
>live in the woods
>live with my cousins for 4 years now since I was 6
>life is poor and dirty here, but it's fun, and I play outside everyday
>move out
>10 years old

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>first hangout completely successful, amazing.
>go to a sleepover next
>amazing, super fun
>their mom dose not trust you yet
>forces you to sleep on different Couche and chair from each other
>next sleepover, their mom INSISTS on you two sleeping with the couch cushions on the floor together, and leaves you two alone in the hot tube
>you come over nearly every weekend
>best part of your week
>make mountains of memories

>She was basically my sister, she never grew up with her dad either, was an only child just like you, and just like you grew up with mainly her mom and cousins when she was little, she had anxiety and insecurities and cut herself just like you.
>You cared for her like your sister, you had never had a sister, but if you did, this is how you would treat them.

>Hug them before leaving each time
>Always be there even during the worst times in their self harm (boob cuts, 1 month relapsing, tell them your proud of their progress)

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But.
I was insecure, hormonal.

She wanted to change, and become a different person.

She wanted to become Lesbian and date this girl at school
and become friends with another girl she's been thinking about since elementary

This makes you extremely insecure
Scared to lose what you built.

so you do what's "Logical" and abandon them.
the last thing her mom really told me was that she has trauma from abandonment related to her dad
I regretted what I did intensely and tried to fix it
I couldn't.
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It still plays in my head.

It was a long time ago.

I'm in high school now.

there's a handful of times I just imagine she's with me, at my house, hanging out, I talk to her in my head.
I had no real friends but her, only she could understand me.

I had become severely depressed.
I had started to hurt myself again, and at one point cuss her out over the phone.

that was the closest thing I had to real family, real non abusive family.

I still make eye contact with her in class sometimes, sometimes her gaze says; "Hi" but's its normally passive aggressive or judging.

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>>141941
@grokape9k summarize this
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>>141937
thank you so much for this post, i have been dealing so much suicidal ideation and intent and it has made it so hard to pursue my goals, enjoy my hobbies or really even take care of myself. reading your post has really put things in perspective and has made it easier to finally decide to actually kill myself. thank you op <3

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yejibros where is our thread
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seriously though why is she looking at me like that
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yejibros we finally got 60 attack
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60 attack isnt very crazy high no offense thats like what waterfall quest and monkey madness and boom youre there but maybe im just being elitist in which case im really sorry babe
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