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What is the bare minimum for a state/country/gov't to NOT be isolated from the rest of the world?

As of 21st century all governments, sometimes even unrecognized ones, have
>Flags
>Coat of Arms / National seals
>Biometric passports
>Driving permits
>embassies
>UN representation via ambassadors
>ccTLDs
>Olympic committees
>FIFA teams
>Red Cross organizations
>Phone codes
>...

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anyone so stoned that they were unable to do the captcha. I"m so retarded and i had to buy a paypig pass to post properly.
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>>141087
>stoned
kill yourself, addict
>I"m so retarded and i had to buy a paypig pass to post properly.
captchas are literally possible with sub-80 IQ. Kill yourself
>pic
that hole is an USB actually
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>>141089
>seek emotional outlet via assuming a demographic has no exceptions
Woman behavior detected. Dismissed.
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hating on women is cringe
they cute and sweet
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>>141644
Women suck, I prefer amres
>>141642
>>seek emotional outlet via assuming a demographic has no exceptions
being too high to solve IQ tests is a problem, yes

This site needs more frogposts

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Fuck the Union
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>>141569
Grub
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test

Ex-Freemason whistleblower MOT396 here.

Here’s the problem with modern masonry. In order to join you need to sacrifice your most beloved. That could be a friend or friend member. I’ve known people who have literally sacrificed their own mother to join. Their kids as well. The foundational principles are that humans are all inherently selfish, and willing to sacrifice ANYONE for the good life that having money affords them. No working, no financial stress, sounds great doesn’t it? Well the freemasons believe this is a “dog eat dog world”. Look at bacteria in a petri dish and observe what they do. Eat each other. Look at fish in the ocean. Eat each other. Animals on land. Eat. Humans….they believe we are no different, and so the highest truth in their eyes is that humans are inherently at constant war with each other.

To keep from being consumed by it and turning on one another, they sacrifice children. By taking it all out on them it acts like a catharsis that keeps masons from killing one another.

The problem is the sacrifices don’t solve the problem. Sacrificing children, or your most beloved…it just reinforces the concept that all life on earth simply exists to eat one another. As a result they’ve been driven further and further toward evil. If you’re willing to sacrifice your most beloved to simply join a CULT, then all the masons understand that they would sacrifice one another in a heartbeat. It’s the complete breakdown of pro-sociality, because EVERYONE is disposable. And that’s why in the modern times they’ve become so evil that they….

Poison a certain % of vaccines to cause autism in children
Encourage children take Tylenol knowing it causes autism
Add fluoride to the water knowing it causes lowered iq and ADHD
Poison budget water filters
Poison bandaids
Are purposely releasing measles and food borne illness


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>>141336

Wear your loin clothes now! Stop wanking and be a good mason
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>>141336
Why are thirdies so obsessed with freemasons? it's literally just cosplay for boomers
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hi gideon!! i wanna see ur profile so send url!
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>>141594
I got a 3 day ban for drawing a better cock than this on this horrendous Kazakh yurt assembly subreddit.
Maybe mods prefer badly drawn penises to high quality, finely detailed penises like the ones I can make, in future I shall make my cocks more crappy as it seems to be the preferred nomenclature for phallic pictures as befits the janitorial team.
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>>141612

Reddit is now fully controlled and run by the Isnotreal army. Yahoo prophessed that we must look into online and prevent big mistakes. So they are treating you like they own the place.

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is it just me or is 4chan doing more Janny recruitment waves lately? I wonder if they're having a moderation crisis
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I’m literally on here 8 hours a day. No idea why they haven’t accepted my application
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>>141545
Literally the worst combination of cultures known to man
>>141552
>not posting a chicken jockey
That's why, well either that or not participating in the annual janitor reacharound
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>>141213
They all got doxxed, emails and everything, it's a tad rough and as I see it fairly reasonable to run away when that shit happens, do you really want your name associated with this Mongolian eel fishing forum?
As shit as it is, basically the last free bastion of speech on the internet but no one wants to be actually associated with it.. The funny thing is Xitter is way more racist and fucked up these days but the Overton Window has moved so much no one even notices and still associates 4chan as le bad thing.
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ironically but also unironically lets break it again
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>>141614
Let's go!

I actually currently play a version of Minecraft with no baby zombies, is it appropriate for me to post content that literally cannot exist in my world?

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how good are 4chan jannies @ cleaning pedoshit?
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>>141596
quite the opposite for me actually, the number of CP has skyrocketed in recent years due to res. proxies. Luckily they are too cucked these days to spam GR1 that easily
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>>141597
What boards do you browse that this is the case?
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>>141600
just look @ the number of "archive purges" on the stickies
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>>141510
what the conclusion of this webm?
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>>141607
I think the Apple Bloom cosplayer later complained about the con being le problematic

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ITT: Interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on the boards you visit.

VIP Quality™ edition

Non-happenings, habbenings, haqqenings, small GETs, complaints about shit boards being shit, known spergs sperging out, personal report buttons and blogposting / avatarfagging et al. belong in the existent /nah/ thread (>>129342)

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oh wait I'm retarded.
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/vg/mcg/ was titled "Minceraft" for a couple of threads
people just noticed this OP joke
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4chan was down for about two hours earlier but it came back
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>403's when its clearly a 5XX
retard moment from the south asians building this perpetually broken website
i apologise for posting too many chicken jockeys

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>be me
>work in logistics
>have two orders in two days
>that ship more than a fucking kilogram of "documents"
>to nuclear power plants
>one of the plants is actually [Redacted] on online maps
>had to manually input its coordinates for shipment
feel free to blame Anonymous if a nuclear disaster happens in the next thirty days
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>implying people here don't want a nuclear disaster
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>>141575
>Anonymous wants a nuclear disaster
>Anonymous causes a nuclear disaster
anon, you forgot about normalfags
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>>141576
I think OP is probably going to shit his pants and that's enough to cause something nuclear
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>>141576
who?

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This is super important, I could have made a post on /lit/ or even /out/ but I couldn't, it was pure hell, what if someone really needed to see my high quality content
GrapeApe needs to sit in the corner and watch intently as I get relieved, no looking away
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My demands are super serious I just forget what they are at this point. Will definitely remember soon.
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I have remembered, but they are really serious, super even, so perhaps best to formulate my thought here on how super serious they are?
I can think of at least 15 (fifteen) issue of which I take problem with the running of this prestigious website. Three (3) of which I'm willing to share if the time is right and people ask nicely with polite intentions.
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Am willing to negotiate on the price for reparations, at least $0.0004 minimum for making this right.

Be a good person, you can pay i installments, promise to not lust over Japanese women anymore if you do the right thing here and refund my money
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Hiromishma nuclear bomb, I promise to not drop another two if you do the right things and make /jp/ a red board
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I have decided to change my request to $0.000350, this is a reasonable amount and I won't go any lower for getting repaid here

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>be me
>reset my PIN every time I want to login with 4chan Pass
>My PINs are always non-vanity and are difficult to remember
>RapeApe calls me a boomer for that
I feel offended
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>>141574
IF IT'S NOT THE SOMEONE ELSE'S SERVER IT'S MY FLASH DRIVE
AND I AIN'T GONNA BRING MY FLASH DRIVE TO WORK JUST TO SHITPOST

NIGGA
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>>141577
You literally just paid money to say the naughty word didn't you
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>>141578
>You literally just paid money to say the naughty word didn't you
nigger is free speech, why the fuck would I pay for something that's fucking free?
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>>141557
you are retarded, like clinically retarded
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>>141547
>pin numbers are hard to remember
this has to be bait I swear

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>he paid for 4chan
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>>141469
That 6c a day really does hurt the pockets but I am too retarded to solve puzzles
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>>141468
s-shut up!
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is this the thread
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I support 4chan's mission of shitposting for the lulz, so in a way paying for a pass is itself a shitpost. For the lulz.
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>>141468
stop bullying me you stupid frog

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Please obeserve this very important bat
Thanks for observing this very important bat
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>>140128
your boss' last name is Epstein
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what's all this then?
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>>137269
kys anime fag

Can you believe that, it's very likely human beings originated from underground, some type of subterranean layer. This completely blows the bible out of the water. It's not so much that we came from the underground, but we likely lived underground for a very long period of time.
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>>141446
Makes sense.

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fucking foids man
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>>141047
we will dance again
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test
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Ice Age Autism is certainly unique
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTzxB09HLF0
what the fuck is wrong with this guy


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