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banner is still invisible wtf 4chan
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that should be it
might've missed one or two banners idk
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>>139818
>might've missed one or two banners idk
re-checked everything, I've posted every banner that exists on 4chan except for mlp because THIS IS YOUR MINDSET
https://s.4cdn.org/image/contest_banners/d4ef45a3846a7400a5b56ddb565491a2882f6d51.gif
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>>139761
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>>139818
my favorites

hope we get banners for /vmg/, /vst/, /xs/, /b/, /pol/, /bant/ and /gif/ someday
fuck /trash/, I hope /trash/ NEVER gets a proper banner
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>>139805
RIP /r/

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Does this man look like a danger to society?
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>>140683
he looks like he grew up to be an ISIS fighter
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>>140740
he's a good Christian boy, alright?
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>>140748
Kek. Well I was a foreign volunteer with the Kurdish Peshmerga voting the ISIS conflict and half the prisoners looked like the under their beards
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>>140749
Wow, I suck at phonefagging
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>>140749
>half the prisoners looked like the under their beards
half of them looked like autistic retards ?

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
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>>140722
>this board seems to have weird priorities
read it and was confused by what board you meant: /vip/ or your b550 lol
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>>140717
you can afford a 4chan pass, but you can't afford a cable you probably already have somewhere that came with some bullshit you bought, albeit probably a cheap Chink jumper type but still
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>>140737
I can afford a cable, I just lost a lot of cables a while ago and have been using two C to C cables ever since because I didn't need anything else
I'm laaaaazy
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I unlazed and got a different board with a type C and better VRM because I'm hungry
pretty sure that other board is good for home servers, 8 SATA ports and 2 NVMe slots that can all work at the same time.. funny little thing
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>>140744
>I'm laaaaazy
Story of most of our lives

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remove GR15 on /vip/
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Josh Rocha did everything wrong
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>>138820
(\
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>>139690
GR15 should rape you in your sleep
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>>140724
no u
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>>139690
yes
>>140724
based

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Can we get a new banner-contest? I'd really want to see something nice of /xs/

https://4chan.org/banner-contest
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>>>140475
>I'd really want to see something nice of /xs/
I think this should be the sole entry for that board

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>https://cock.li/canary.asc.txt
>The current datetime:
>24 May 2026 18:44:18 UTC
>
>Until further notice, THIS CANARY SHOULD BE UPDATED EVERY 72 HOURS. Under no
>circumstances should we let this canary go 96 hours without an update unless a
>PGP-signed message changes the schedule.
>
>Today is May 31st
How fucked am I for having 4chan Pass on @cock.li email?
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not, cockli has always been larp city, bro just forgot
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>>140692
idk man they were pretty functional
just hope it's not another RED ALERT situation like the last time they had something like this
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oh good it's fine

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>Zobmies
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>>139696
>wanted to write "Zombies are called infected"
>hit enter early
fuck
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I've seen one post where anon called digits "checks" and no one bothered to call him a retarded newfag. Grim.
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when the cashier wants to hold my id at the liquor store instead of just looking at it
like why, they aren't going to give you a raise you stupid hag
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people calling zombies in Project Zomboid "zomboids"
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>>140718
"Project" before games' titles always feels weird IMO
One game concept I have is titled like that

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how expensive is it to have a private PMC? Asking for a friend
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-hiring a hobo 10$/hr
-knife 5$
-automatic rifle 700$
-lot for hobo to train 10,000$ (can be free if you already own land)
this assumes you already have the ability to train someone on basic martial arts and firearm usage
fairly cheap I'd
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>>140685
>-automatic rifle 700$
why can't you just use spears or something?
bums are disposable, might as well LARP as a Roman or smth

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anyone know were ghislaine & bill are?

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Very Important Marisa Thread!
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2hu players tend to dodge all "bullets" in the shower lololololol
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..............waiting patiently for February Marisa posts.................................................................
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Anyone have a document with a list of filtered words for each board, and words that trigger autosage in the OP?

This is actually pretty annoying. Especially when making a thread.
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>>140673
>document with a list of filtered words
I don't think it's properly documented desu
All I can recall atm are
>"tulpa" autosage on /mlp/
>"nakadashi" prohibited (no ban, just error) on /g/ replies
>swaglord full name autoban on all boards
>8ch a n prohibited on all boards

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Remember /vip/ers, this is YOUR year to get a GF! or else.
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>>140505
Fiancée's aren't GFs.
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Tomorrow is hump day! Are you gonna hump your gf?!
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Or else what?

>>138812
To answer your question I think that SBF's wife is cute, yeah. I would pick SBF's wife.
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>>140657
disabled canvas award
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I have a gf, a girl waiting for me in Vegas and another who is trying to link up during the week, the gf has me on the weekends

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for some fucking reason 4cdn just hates my VPNs for some reason
wat do
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>>140650
>post this thread
>it fixed itself
weird
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Sometimes depending on which VPN node/ location the server is says it'll do that
Im on PIA it usually happens on the west streaming one

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>ALRIGHT CLASS, I AM SO MAD, I AM SO ANGRY!!!!!! CUZ ONE OF YOU STUPID LITTLE KIDS POOPED IN THE SINK OF THE BATHROOM! SO WHEN I WENT TO WASH MY HANDS, I GOT POOP ALL OVER MY HANDS! SO I WANNA KNOW WHICH ONE OF YOU DID IT!!!!!!!!!
https://youtu.be/AriKdb0ZgOk
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>>140656
If I were in his boots, I'd would definitely be important.
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>>140665
very important or just important?
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>>140666
I could get a horrible disease from it, why wouldn't it be very important?
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>>140667
>why wouldn't it be very important?
no 4chan Gold subscription
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>uh, I'm Not a Woman, I Do Not Clean

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Richest community in the west

>>520012326

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https://abema.tv/video/genre/mahjong

>/mjg/ booru:

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Losers.
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Winners.
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It's time for the yearly pilgrimage to our best offshoot.
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The spirit of April 2025 must not die!


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