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fuck all of you right now

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13241090
Jiminy Christmas! You secretly admire God in your music? Money is actually important ...
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Fuck you too, Josh.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13241090
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>>13241267
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>>13241389
now this....
...this is epic

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remember to make thread

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Not yet.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>13241428
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>>13241446
lole
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rip in pieces akari ;_;7
>>13241433
nice dubs
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>>13241542
i miss her so much
i want a gf so bad

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poob . . . FUNNY
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UH OH
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SSSSSSSSS
TTTTTTTTTT
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
NNNNNNNNN
KKKKKKKKKK
YYYYYYYYYY

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Do you frolic?
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>>13241540
i sit


Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

sex with kitaposter while she yaps about german submarines or ARM GPU undervolting or airplane hijackings from 1992 or smth

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13240480
Are you a threat to national security?

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13240503
I have a bottle of oil and I’m countersemitic so prolly

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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I wonder how kita feels knowing half the board is lusting after his ass
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>>13241008
we all pick a namefig to hold close to our heart
kitaposter's share is probably proportionate

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13241008
I think he touches himself to getting fugged so I'm sure it feels nice

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It's a good thing that we're long-distance, because if there wasn't a sea separating us, I'd probably be a father by now

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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The Atlantic does present a formidable barrier
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>>13241504

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>13241509

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I want cheesecake.
I want cheesecake....
I want cheesecake!!!

Your fortune: Outlook good
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I grabbed too many and now my stomach is going to cry tomorrow.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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https://voca.ro/1hnOZ4meB9ZJ

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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By the way I thought of a good, morning phrase.
Hehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehe.
I forgot what other part I wanted to say before this...

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13240987
Eehhhhh.....
Gooners this days have no class.
I'll burn your weewee and feed it to scurvy dogs.
Yer~!
>>13240991
That looks....
Unappetizing.
If its not dry but squishiliy creamy sure~

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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G'night & Thank You EsforestLoli, I hate you all deep within my heart.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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tfw I'm in the Hunger Games and my competition is a niglet.
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>>13241497
dumb frogposter

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bombardier beetle

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>13241252
>>13240509

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>13240498
That's a car.

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>13241409
hop in, dude
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*psssssssssssssss*
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>>13241430

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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*flushes my antipsychotics down the toilet and continues smoking weed like a boss*

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>13240297
i tried antipsychotics once and it was genuinely the worst day of my life i felt like i was trapped in a shitty indie horror game dream lole

idk how people get positive effects from those things. or antidepressants etc in general.

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13240297
I was given such medicine...
>>13241162
Its a side effect or that you got the wrong thing.
And yea I understand what it felt like to be dead.
I hate that dreadful feeling of not being able to talk.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>13240300
"take meds" but backwards so you can read it in the mirror while ignoring it lol
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A real boss makes a psychedelic drugs from them. You're just role-playing.
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>>13240300
barcode

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fight my champs
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Please can I get some rape from Miku? This is my dream >.<
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>>13241455
dubbie
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>>13241457
me too. so incredibly blissful
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>>13241079
>>13241178
>>13241256
>>13241450
>>13241455
kys kike
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>>13241465
rape sisters! >~<

kim jong-un, born at January 8th, 1984 died of a cerebral hemorrhage in the early hours of the October 18th after being in a coma for 3 weeks
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He's not dying. At least, not before me.

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does estrogen give u soft thighs???

Your fortune: Good Luck
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where am i
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>>13239788
yes
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nothing more jarring than a cute griller who doesn't voice trains tbh
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>>13241467
i dont voice train
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>>13241467
voice train? more like acapella

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the ichigos are at your service!
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*kills them*
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>>13241326
-__-
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>>13240918
>the ichigos
they dont look like strawberries they look like animes
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So, could I get a fresh pee? Please, maidos, I'm just a man. And my wife left me :( I really need to loli pee.

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anime-induced gender dysphoria is japan's soft power psyopping a whole generation of socially inept zoomers into hrt furry femboys

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>13240970

Your fortune: Average Luck
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:3
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>>13240976
this guy's a genius
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>>13240976
There's a lot to unpack here
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>>13240970
this is both satire and true and makes fun of people who think its true
enlightened


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