watch my daughter
>>11483218You clearly need to stop pushing this job off on other people.
post your favorite gif please. . . Gifrel lel -- baha!
>>11483008
>>11483108I hate this fortune. I hate this dumb f*cking fortune I don't know what it means
>>11483106It's not my favorite, just <2mb.Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11483149Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11483183
jack ruselel
>>11482815Jack Russel is my favorite dogg takes their piss on neighbors lawn
lelesur kcaj
Fuck you.Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin
>>11483203Tldr
and this is the halo general >>>/vg/476160702
hey, how are you feeling today?Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
piedi
im feeling fatYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11481983i'm tripping balls
>>11482771So blissful..
>>11481983I'm feeling you
why are there so many miku threads on this board?Your fortune: Average Luck
>>11483153cus miku is love!Miku is life!!!I love mickiker!!
>>11483153Nipponese government capitalizing on their blue haired cash cow
goodnight [s4s]thank you for being my friend
Wtf, it's the middle of the afternoon!
>>11479298this is nice boardYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11479269Good night, sleep tight.
>>11483186A-anon! Did you hear me? I- I said I want to be more than friends... If that's okay with you...
I love my moonwifeYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11482660yeah but i didn't get the melanin genes c:
>>11481176sorry anon, she's mine
I cum in the moon
>>11483074impossible, for i am the one to do so
>>11483179Nah
what did you do when s4s was down
>>11483190wrote my own 4chan from first principles and filled it with chatbots
log into s4s I make threadPostverify I am humanwait 5 minutes before making thread3 minutes left2 minuteswaiting more time 90 seconds 801 minute left 69more time going by30 seconds20Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
this happened to me once
>>11482817Mmmmmm tasty time yummy yummy
>>11482817i h8 the retarded cooldowns
>>11482817>wait 5 minutes>forget to make the thread>try again>wait 5 minutes>forget to make the thread>try again>wait 5 minutes
her hair was washed away by shampoo and soapy suds
>>11482041I could already tell
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>11482016hnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>1148203916 is legal in my state
>>11483168any age is legal if you don't get caught ^__^
I see a little silhouetto of a manScaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
I have to protect my family from niggers!Your fortune: Outlook good
i want to be shrunk to two feet tall and let mommy yor slide me down her cleavage and cuddle me under her sweater T0T
>>11481522dubsYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11480977ethnics are the worst!
>>11482712Who the fuck are you?Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
What the fuck do you think you're doing here, nigger?Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
[esfores] used to be a good board. a proper board. with Gippo Dudee and Le Donut mansick and original interbew menesWhat have we become?
Looking good magick
>>11482935Looks like you have become a fat lazy Buzzkill
gippo dundee least favorite namefig
TranniesYour fortune: Average Luck
If I was Kazuma, I would have bypassed the purification and knocked Aqua up with quadruplets.
>>11481564water goddess afro bush
>>11478888quadruplets
debt goddessYour fortune: Godly Luck
PLAP PLAP
>>11478888quads but apparently you don’t know what oxymoron meansYour fortune: Average Luck