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How do I poop my pants without my mom smelling it? I live with mommy dearest and I like to make poopies but she gets mad and has to clean me. How do I make no smell poop? Ty.
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>>10410590
You seemed, the dealio with thaaaaat iiiissss, I liiiiikkeee very much when the poop hardens I like to peel it off my poop thigh and sniff it and eat it mmmmm poop soup crust is delectable. Alas, someone must clean it or it will make me break out in pussy spots on my body ouchie!!! But momma said she is sick of the smell thus I need the recipient to make no smell poop come out me butt!
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I just pooped in your mom's pussy
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this can be done... but at what cost
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I just pooped in your mom's bussy.
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>>10410662
a simple yet elegant solution, you have a knack for this anon have you considered looking into careers as a poopies planning contractor

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El perro stretchy
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>>10410545
Very cute OP
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los perros stretchies
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>>10410545
el perro!

No women

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
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>>10410695
True. He sure doesn't look like one.

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Are You ready for spoopy season anon?

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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no

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>10410674
Why not? are you scared?
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Definitely not ready, my spoopy plans got all fucked up and now I have $300 in plane tickets I can't refund

Your fortune: Good Luck
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u wanna kick it with me, better start movin ur feet

Your fortune: Outlook good

“Say the line White-Star-Line-Jak!”

>What do you think you’re doing! You’ll have to pay for that you know! That’s white star line property!”
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Great thread, OP.
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i don't get it who is this guy and whats a star line

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haha look at this dog

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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see u
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>>10410453
haha! dogs are so cool.
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So much epic content in this ITT thread rn
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>>10410453
Clearly a cade dubmass
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>>10410644
dubs confirm

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Goku says "No!" to trans rights.
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>>10410039
Based.
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>>10410079
>caw
>you will never be a woman
>caw caw lol sqawk
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>>10410333
nice trips!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDD

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>10410245
i like this one
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>>10410039
I say no to Goku right

No trans

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the anime grillers with black spats and a penis triumvirate
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so we have a bridget story and a crimvael story
and all we need is futasandra story
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They should all trade outfits for fun
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futabump
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sleeping on bulges
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>>10404352
>>10405312
i gotted boner
>>10405333
sniffing bridget spatshole plox

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it's been almost a year since she left me on delivered
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>>10410354
forget her
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Same here lole.
After about six months I mostly forgot about her. Her hot/cold menhera personality just wasn't worth it. Hopefully she's found some stability in life and doesn't need to manipulate people with her cuteness to survive. I honestly could care less.
Being a girl's friend.
NEVER AGAIN!

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>10410619
Rule #1: don't ever be friends with girls unless they are your bro's gf
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>>10410354
the feel i did not wanted to know. this happened to me like 2 times before in my life. other times i get to insert my dick into mouthpussy and put my dick inside out the soft mouthpussy fucking the mouthpussy until i make cum cum onto the soft tongue... i miss it already now im loser in life and lost everything and only benzos that dont even work are my friends i just watch pron and imagine im the big nigger bbc man geting laid fucking hot porn botches in the pussy and ass
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>>10410621
I learned that the hard way. I hate that she had a boyfriend when we met. By the time she was single we were already friends. It was a mistake that I just couldn't stop rolling with. She was a cutie too.
>>10410477 (dubs)
>>10410622 (dubs)

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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taking my coffee without cream or sugar for a week and i want to tell everybody
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I already have 5 threads up and can't make another so I am taking over this thread for my epic pokemon meme
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>>10410600
dubs

why do you have a problem, have a problem, when a problem have?

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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confused anime grils are so cute

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>10409437
yee so i beat the fuck out of their anine face and rape their anine buttehole and pussyhole with my nigger bbc
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>>10409451
wow incredible post!
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>>10409437
Best reaction image for anything
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>>10408616
send the folder pls

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setting a new record for myself by crying 3 times in one day
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How long are you crying for?
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Death is imminent anon
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>>10410539
I’ll make you cry again by raping you violently. I hope your boy hole is tight.
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>>10410567
anon...
what would your mom think?
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>>10410539
next time record yourself crying 3 times in one day and then send it to me via link to a privated video on youtube written on paper and placed into a letter addressed to mr butthead and then softly chucked into a nearby bush south of the arbys on landcaster street where i will then walk by and casually jump into the bushes claiming the treasure rightfully as mine then i will walk home with a stride and confidence in my step. as soon as i get home i will open the link soon after downloading it locally for later use once this is all done i start to sob uncontrollably and cum to the sound of your tears hitting the ground from where you sit.

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tonight i will have a bacon sandwich for dinner.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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I'm having mild sausage for dinner.
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>>10410517
I made chicken with vegetables and rice.

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>>10409550
it says KILL ALL NIGGERS
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2 hard
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>>10409550
It says Rat on both, what do i win

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sleep is so good. i would buy sleeping pills whenever i wanted but the drugstore guy is too annoying and said i can't just do that
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>>10409377
cronge....
nice dubs though
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>>10409527
go cut yourself some more seuss
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>>10409595
no
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>>10409377
sleeping pills lose their potency though after a few nights
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>>10409377
I drink until I pass out every night. Nobody cares if you buy alcohol everyday.


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