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I made this sculpture of Yosho. It's small, but at least I put some effort into it (´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)
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>>13095183
dino
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>>13096283
he's wild
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>>13096276
Well, the box said it was a toxic product. But if you want to try it, go ahead. (´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)
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b.ump

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13097897
One day I will die and those will be my last words.

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Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>13097656
>>13097460
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13097460
thankyou 4 ur service, keep this baord nic
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>>13097702
>>13097687
>>13097656
>>13097460
<3

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Where's fatfishe?
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>>13097912
dude chill
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>>13097921
shut up nigga
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Probably banned ;)
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>>13097924
dont talk about his butt buddy like that okay?
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>>13097928
coalfag x gado are the equivalent of nikocado and his gay mustached little (lol) slave boy

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he got a brick
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:O
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>>13091355
nice brick he got
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>>13095843
Street value for whole bricks of coke does vary. Is Spike dawg from the east coast or west?
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. ∆^∆
√^ • .•}
VvVV

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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> ........dubs c h e c k e m!
. ∆^∆
√^ • .•}7
VvV

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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YEAR OF GLAD
I am seated in an office, surrounded by heads and bodies. My posture is consciously congruent to the shape of my hard chair.
This is a cold room in University Administration, wood-walled, Remington-hung, double-windowed against the November heat,
insulated from Administrative sounds by the reception area outside, at which Uncle Charles, Mr. deLint and I were lately received.
I am in here.
Three faces have resolved into place above summer-weight sportcoats and half-Windsors across a polished pine conference
table shiny with the spidered light of an Arizona noon. These are three Deans — of Admissions, Academic Affairs, Athletic
Affairs. I do not know which face belongs to whom.
I believe I appear neutral, maybe even pleasant, though I've been coached to err on the side of neutrality and not attempt what
would feel to me like a pleasant expression or smile.
I have committed to crossing my legs I hope carefully, ankle on knee, hands together in the lap of my slacks. My fingers are
mated into a mirrored series of what manifests, to me, as the letter X. The interview room's other personnel include: the
University's Director of Composition, its varsity tennis coach, and Academy prorector Mr. A. deLint. C.T. is beside me; the others
sit, stand and stand, respectively, at the periphery of my focus. The tennis coach jingles pocket-change. There is something
vaguely digestive about the room's odor. The high-traction sole of my complimentary Nike sneaker runs parallel to the wobbling

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nd so but since the old CBC documentary's thesis was turning out pretty clearly to be SCHIZOPHRENIA: BODY, the
voiceover evinced great clipped good cheer as it explained that well, yes, poor old Fenton here was more or less hopeless as an
extra-institutional functioning unit, but that, on the up-side, science could at least give his existence some sort of meaning by
studying him very carefully to help learn how schizophrenia manifested itself in the human body's brain . . . that, in other words,
with the aid of cutting-edge Positron-Emission Topography or 'P.E.T.' technology (since supplanted wholly by Invasive Digitals,
Orin hears the developmental psychology graduate student mutter to herself, watching rapt over her cup, unaware that Orin's
paralytically awake), they could scan and study how different parts of poor old Fenton's dysfunctional brain emitted positrons in a
whole different topography than your average hale and hearty nondelusional God-fearing Alber-tan's brain, advancing science by
injecting test-subject Fenton here with a special blood-brain-barrier-penetrating radioactive dye and then sticking him in the
rotating body-sized receptacle of a P.E.T. Scanner — on the viewer, it's an enormous gray-metal machine that looks like
something co-designed by James Cameron and Fritz Lang, and now have a look at this Fenton fellow's eyes as he starts to get the
gist of what the voiceover's saying —

Your fortune: Good Luck
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∞jej

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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and in a terse old Public-TV cut they now showed subject Fenton in five-point canvas re-
straints whipping his copper-haired head from side to side as guys in mint-green surgical masks and caps inject him with
radioactive fluids through a turkey-baster-sized syringe, then good old Fenton's eyes bugging out in total foreseen horror as he's
rolled toward the huge gray P.E.T. device and slid like an unrisen loaf into the thing's open maw until only his decay-colored
sneakers are in view, and the body-sized receptacle rotates the test-subject counterclockwise, with brutal speed, so that the old
sneakers point up and then left and then down and then right and then up, faster and faster, the machine's blurps and tweets not
even coming close to covering Fenton's entombed howls as his worst delusional fears came true in digital stereo and you could
hear the last surviving bits of his functional dye-permeated mind being screamed out of him for all time as the viewer digitally
superimposed an image of Fenton's ember-red and neutron-blue brain in the lower-right corner, where InterLace's Time/Temp
functions usually appear, and the brisk voiceover gave capsule histories of first paranoid schizophrenia and then P.E.T. With Orin
lying there slit-eyed, wet and neuralgic with A.M. dread, wishing the Subject would put her own clothes and sharp jewelry on and
take the rest of her Töblerone out of the freezer and go, so he could go to the bathroom and get yesterday's asphyxiated roaches
into an E.W.D. dumpster before the dumpsters all filled for the day, and decide what kind of expensive present to mail the
Subject's kid.


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And then the matter of the dead bird, out of nowhere.
And then news of pressure from the AZ Cardinal administration to cooperate with some sort of insipid-type personality-
profile series of interviews with some profiler from Moment magazine, with personal backgroundish questions to be answered in
some blandly sincere team-PR way, the unexamined stress of which drives him to start calling Hallie again, reopen that whole
Pandora's box of worms.
Orin also shaves in the shower, face red with heat, wreathed in steam, by feel, shaving upward, with south-to-north strokes, as
he was taught.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT
Here's Hal Incandenza, age seventeen, with his little brass one-hitter, getting covertly high in the Enfield Tennis Academy's
underground Pump Room and exhaling palely into an industrial exhaust fan. It's the sad little interval after afternoon matches and
conditioning but before the Academy's communal supper. Hal is by himself down here and nobody knows where he is or what
he's doing.
Hal likes to get high in secret, but a bigger secret is that he's as attached to the secrecy as he is to getting high.
A one-hitter, sort of like a long FDR-type cigarette holder whose end is packed with a pinch of good dope, gets hot and is
hard on the mouth — the brass ones especially — but one-hitters have the advantage of efficiency: every particle of ignited pot
gets inhaled; there's none of the incidental secondhand-type smoke from a party bowl's big load, and Hal can take every iota way
down deep and hold his breath forever, so that even his exhalations are no more than slightly pale and sick-sweet-smelling.
Total utilization of available resources = lack of publicly detectable waste.
The Academy's tennis courts' Lung's Pump Room is underground and accessible only by tunnel. E.T.A. is abundantly,
embranchingly tunnelled. This is by design.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

Consensual sex doesn't count once you practice witchcraft lol
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Before I ask AI, which classic /lit/ can I read more about this, OP?
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>>13097780
"Le Donjon de Naheulbeuk"
Classic of french literature
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>>13097783
J'ai bien peur de ne pas être disponible pour faire un rapport à ce sujet
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>>13097775
what, like witches can rape anyone or can be raped? this is very important information
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>>13097817
HELP I FAILED LIFE LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!! LOLE!!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck



Your fortune: Good Luck
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Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>13096407
>>13096170
>>13095894


Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>13096766
>>13096407
>>13096170
>>13095894


Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>13097415
>>13096766
>>13096407

Your fortune: Better not tell you now



Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13095889
>>13095500
>>13095256
>>13094896


Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>13096169
>>13095889
>>13095500

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>13096406
>>13096169
>>13095889


Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13096763
>>13096406
>>13096169

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>13097413
>>13096763
>>13096406

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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Hey did anyone else notice?! The board's all clean!
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>>13096874
Celcy thread is nice thread.
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>>13096879
You lost ^^
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>>13096837
These aninme girls are doing the >_< face
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Not until I wipe my ass with it >:3
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>>13097078
i did not lose i was strategically cleaned off the board ^^;



Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>13092016
wtf is that bune raven

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>


Your fortune: Average Luck
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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

When she uses advanced CIA-level manipulation tactics to ensure that you'll never leave her
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>>13094709
my mom would be happy to know I am capable of being sexually active and maintaining normal relationships... but that would also make my mom happy and people don't want that

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>13094713
it fits
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>>>/c/>>>/i/>>>/a/
>>>/i/>>>/s/
>>>/w/>>>/a/>>>/t/>>>/c/>>>/h/>>>/i/>>>/n/>>>/g/


Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>13094709
lsd is expensive, madam, it is more like a roman greek secret police from the era of uruk, and then they will make it utter a secret name or sommin, ull think it classic rumplestinkskins stuff of the name and thing, but like a lord of the loa in the haiti it is more like riding a venereal disease and a weak mind
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>>>/c/>>>/i/>>>/a/
>>>/i/>>>/s/
>>>/w/>>>/a/>>>/t/>>>/c/>>>/h/>>>/i/>>>/n/>>>/g/

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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NOOOO HE IS AWAKE

GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK TO SLEEP
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>>13096787
>>13096786
>>13096399


Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>13097366
>>13096787


Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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slowly making my way 2 page 1

Your fortune: Outlook good
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hmm any day now we'll get there

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>13095965
the spammer
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>>13095527
let me show you the way
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Your fortune: Bad Luck
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careful everyone clear the road for her

list of people who I hope die:
- no one
- not even big chungus my sworn enemy
>"I do not take pleasure in the death of the wicked but would rather they repent of their evil deeds"
~ Tetragrammaton


Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Your fortune: Good Luck
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Your fortune: Outlook good
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https://voca.ro/1fJAzHibFWnf
`0__0
{=°.°=}
~mm<3
https://voca.ro/1fJAzHibFWnf

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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Tomorrow is Saturday
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Saturday drive
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and sunday comes afterwards
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>>13097051
Saturday comes in your mom
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>>13097184
Actually I'm the one who comes in your mom's asshole
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>>13096551
I don't believe you.


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