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cow
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buny
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>>9952023
no???

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I'm going. I'm going.... Hesher (eeh eeh wooh wooh waah waah... Wouh wouh) it goes on for about an hour or so, so enjoy

>average female [s4s] poster
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>>9951894
i wanna pet her tummy
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>>9951894
god i wish that were me
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>>9952288
Start eating then
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>>9952288
>>88
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>>9951894
Next thing I know, I'm into fat people now

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hellooooo this is chef johnnn from fooooood wishes dot coooom wiiiiith

where the fuck is your cayenne? Thats right - today isn't really a regular episode; Its more of a ransom. Basically I'm pointing this loaded gun at you and you have thirty seconds to show me your cayenne. I know, it sounds crazy! But you know what would be really crazy? Living in a house without cayenne. So with said, show me your cayenne!

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>9951768
Ok boomer
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>>9951768
>cayenne
don't like porsches ngl
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>>9951768
I have no cayenne. Fourteen years ago, when I moved to my own place, my mom made me buy salt and pepper. They are still both unused. That's how little I care about how my food tastes.
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>>9951777
>>unsalted trips

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Meme it
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>>9951397
lol
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>>9951566
Thanks for loling this I've been waiting for 6 hours for someone to lol this.
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>>9949411
>>9949418
idk im sleep deprived
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>>9951569
if i could have been here 8 hours ago i would have, but i have as little control over time and space as anyone else
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>>9949578
nice

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Help guys I'm lost...please I'm confused I don't know where I am.
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you're in undertale
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go inside the booth
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https://youtu.be/IFJ6TOFdArU
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>>9950206
Don't worry, friend. It doesn't matter where you are. What matters is where you want to go, and it's up to you to make a plan to get there.
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>>9951588
>>9951600
>>88 <--my're own dubs
>>00

{O_O} sry
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the bible says im cringe
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>>9952218
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>>9952151
Nah (Matthew 10:32-34) Is the best! Jesus says, “Don’t imagine that I came to bring peace on earth! No, rather a sword lf you love your father, mother, sister, brother, more than me, you are not worthy of being mine.“ You can tell mom and dad to eff off no peace bring a sword! Jesus is best role model!
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>>9952223
I mean, ebil is not wrong exactly. I'm just gonna be ok with it
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>>9952215
how could you

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lel
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>>9951083
Well sometimes you want just a bit of afternoon lel after work. Other times, you might want all the lel, because it's saturday amd your boss can't control you now and you say his texts to that lady with the DD cup and you won't tell his wife if you get some lel.
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>>9951088
top lel (and doubles)
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>>9949081
yesssssss
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>>9949081
LEL
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top top top lel

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he who has not yet died, lives on
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>>9949622
dub confirm!
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>>9950222
trips!
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finaly
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Everything visible, is empty.
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froge

Your fortune: Godly Luck

I come here all day to quiet my brain. I try to read books but it doesn't quiet my brain.
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>>9952189
Bananas used to be hard until western man softened them down. Their dicklikeness is the only reason the elite has given them to everyone.
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>>9952163
Have you tried drugs?
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>>9952205
which ones
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>>9952163
wut about ligma?
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>its very interesting when someone who has only ever heard about 4chan(nel) through secondhand sources tries posting for the first time. you can tell they weren't sure where to post this until they found the board titled "shit 4chan says" and figured this was the right place without even bothering to look at any other threads.
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honestly like half the threads on the board are the result of this exact pattern, especially on weekends
copypizza rating true
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>>9952156
Between the discord obsessers and the 150K facebook fans we get the occasional garbage post or a dozen
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>>9950639
i like hrt, i suck cypro and inject estrogen like a mother fucker
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its very interesting when someone who has only ever heard about 4chan(nel) through secondhand sources tries posting for the first time. you can tell they weren't sure where to post this until they found the board titled "shit 4chan says" and figured this was the right place without even bothering to look at any other threads.
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>>9952141
I think he is quoting
>>9952271

Take control of me.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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My command is your wish. Make a sandwich.
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I am command, do you wish? Can I get one big bean burrito with some Cajun fries?
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>>9951993
reminds me of tumblr "vent art"
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>>9951993
The eyes are a bit wonky

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she just stands there, plain as day, everyday!

I think I'm gonna go say hi this time.

https://files.catbox.moe/vjbveb.mp3

Your fortune: Outlook good
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What are asian women like?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>9952237
Very sophisticated and very suave (as effected by a man), they're very nice people to be around.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>9952238 i will take one asian gf plz :D
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>>9952234
I hope something is happening at the very least. If you're talking about a more violent something I'd say continue to buy ammo and go to the range.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>9952242
Okay! That'll be one Asian Gorl coupon, and your complimentary arcade badge.

Your fortune: Outlook good

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Hi Guys !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtQUPUn_jYE

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>9952197
I am posting in your thread

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>9952232
>>9952197
two same fortunes is pretty lesbian

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Yuji Sakai from Madagaskar reporting in...

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>9951322
unchecked doubles on the last page!
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>>9951322
thanks for all your hard work
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>>9951928
>>9951931
Tym8
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>>>9952222




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