fuck all of you right nowYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>13241090Jiminy Christmas! You secretly admire God in your music? Money is actually important ...
Fuck you too, Josh.Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>13241090
>>13241267
>>13241389now this.......this is epic
remember to make threadYour fortune: Excellent Luck
Not yet.Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>13241428
>>13241446lole
rip in pieces akari ;_;7>>13241433nice dubs
>>13241542i miss her so muchi want a gf so bad
poob . . . FUNNY
UH OH
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Do you frolic?
>>13241540i sitYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
sex with kitaposter while she yaps about german submarines or ARM GPU undervolting or airplane hijackings from 1992 or smthYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>13240480Are you a threat to national security?Your fortune: Average Luck
>>13240503I have a bottle of oil and I’m countersemitic so prollyYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
I wonder how kita feels knowing half the board is lusting after his ass
>>13241008we all pick a namefig to hold close to our heartkitaposter's share is probably proportionateYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>13241008I think he touches himself to getting fugged so I'm sure it feels nice
It's a good thing that we're long-distance, because if there wasn't a sea separating us, I'd probably be a father by nowYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
The Atlantic does present a formidable barrier
>>13241504Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>13241509
I want cheesecake.I want cheesecake....I want cheesecake!!!Your fortune: Outlook good
I grabbed too many and now my stomach is going to cry tomorrow.Your fortune: Godly Luck
https://voca.ro/1hnOZ4meB9ZJYour fortune: Better not tell you now
By the way I thought of a good, morning phrase.Hehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehe.I forgot what other part I wanted to say before this...Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>13240987Eehhhhh.....Gooners this days have no class.I'll burn your weewee and feed it to scurvy dogs.Yer~!>>13240991That looks....Unappetizing.If its not dry but squishiliy creamy sure~Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
G'night & Thank You EsforestLoli, I hate you all deep within my heart.Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
tfw I'm in the Hunger Games and my competition is a niglet.
>>13241497dumb frogposter
bombardier beetleYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>13241252>>13240509Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>13240498That's a car.Your fortune: Outlook good
>>13241409hop in, dude
*psssssssssssssss*
>>13241430Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
*flushes my antipsychotics down the toilet and continues smoking weed like a boss*Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>13240297i tried antipsychotics once and it was genuinely the worst day of my life i felt like i was trapped in a shitty indie horror game dream loleidk how people get positive effects from those things. or antidepressants etc in general.Your fortune: Average Luck
>>13240297I was given such medicine...>>13241162Its a side effect or that you got the wrong thing.And yea I understand what it felt like to be dead.I hate that dreadful feeling of not being able to talk.Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>13240300"take meds" but backwards so you can read it in the mirror while ignoring it lol
A real boss makes a psychedelic drugs from them. You're just role-playing.
>>13240300barcode
fight my champs
Please can I get some rape from Miku? This is my dream >.<
>>13241455dubbie
>>13241457me too. so incredibly blissful
>>13241079>>13241178>>13241256>>13241450>>13241455kys kike
>>13241465rape sisters! >~<
kim jong-un, born at January 8th, 1984 died of a cerebral hemorrhage in the early hours of the October 18th after being in a coma for 3 weeks
He's not dying. At least, not before me.
does estrogen give u soft thighs???Your fortune: Good Luck
where am i
>>13239788yes
nothing more jarring than a cute griller who doesn't voice trains tbh
>>13241467i dont voice train
>>13241467voice train? more like acapella
the ichigos are at your service!
*kills them*
>>13241326-__-
>>13240918>the ichigosthey dont look like strawberries they look like animes
So, could I get a fresh pee? Please, maidos, I'm just a man. And my wife left me :( I really need to loli pee.
anime-induced gender dysphoria is japan's soft power psyopping a whole generation of socially inept zoomers into hrt furry femboysYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>13240970Your fortune: Average Luck
:3
>>13240976this guy's a genius
>>13240976There's a lot to unpack here
>>13240970this is both satire and true and makes fun of people who think its trueenlightened