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poop is funny
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>>12032122
Dubs!
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gemmy
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>>12032020
oh NOW you wanna poop.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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The call is coming from inside your house.

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popapopapopapa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUtOgwdJNUE&ab_channel=チト(CV:水瀬いのり)、ユーリ(CV:久保ユリカ)-Topic
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>>12032931
pouty squid
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since when were the black eyed peas the based and truth pilled music we need?
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>>12030997
Bury's family is important

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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bumping important thred
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>>12031889
1 OFF
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this shit is bananas bee ay en ay en ay ess
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>>12030997
black guy pees? i don't want zis

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post youre favorite emoji

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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I think it would be this: ^^
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>>12032469
So thats why esforcers can never type their words correctly
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not a emoji but

_(:3 」∠)_

shit
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don't care
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>>12031704
care don't
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How's that marriage working out?
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leave it to catfish to dox the person you love for no reason

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>>12032834
Tacokid be like
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>>12032902
Ur like in ur 40s posting this shit, seek help wetback beaner
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>>12032902
You would be a redneck if:

You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.
You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.
You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
You mow your lawn and find a car.
You can spit without opening your mouth.
Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.
You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

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>>12032912
You think mud rasslin' should be an Olympic sport.
The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.
Your home has more miles on it than your car.
Your Christmas tree is still up in February.
You've ever been arrested for loitering.

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What's a femcell? I know a femcell is a female incel but wouldn't make more sense for it to be called from incel? Or is femcell just a shortened version. Incel means involuntarily celibate so does femcell mean female celibate
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>>12032884
imagine a femcel dominating me tho
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>>12032798
A femcel is whatever the hell you want it to be^^

Most just mean it as something girlfailure something though
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>>12032889
>girlfailure
Hey, that's you.
>>12032888
three same numbuwrs
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>>12032888
insanely hot

im imagining a rei cosplaying cutie who seems docile but then totally doms me in bed
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>>12032798
female + incel = femcel

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who wanted you to get doughnut? gahd did!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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who wanted you to stop posting this shit everyday? i did!
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donut
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>>12032862
dont nut konata will cry

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excuse me sir-
yes you sir, sir?
HELLO SIR! PLEASE- I'M JUST ASKING YOU FOR SOME HELP UP THE STAIRS!
SIR!
PLEASE!
I NEED MY MEDICATION SIR, HELP ME UP THE STAIRS SIR!

GODDAMN IT!
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old regi is funny
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rip regi
could never find the accessabilty ramp.

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today i am making curry
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finished
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>>12032251
wowe!
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>>12032251
thanks for your hard work
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wtf thats the soup in my background where did you get this freak
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I wish I could make a good curry like they serve at coco's but I can only do with these cubes. anons please give me advice how to stop using cheap substitutes

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Are you being gaslit by retards on here? You should just leave and ignore them and be boring af until they go away by the way.
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>>12032596
cool doge
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>>12032677
it does a trick for a biscuit, after all
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>>12032533
how do you "gaslight" on an anonymous imageboard

you sound like a psycho
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>>12032704
it's gaslighting when you recognize a namefig or remember something they said
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anything short of praising a namefig is psychological abuse

lived to waste another day
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haven't we all
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my balls hurt

Ms Uni got a very nice ass
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>>12031954
I like that they are surprised but still clapping
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>>12031992
Front row view of dat ass
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Nice
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>>12031954
PRICELESS
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The person that makes these posts is severely mentally ill and has been doing this for like a decade

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is eating 3 whole little caesars pizza a good cope with being worthless and a cuck
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>>12032740
that's not what it means to be a cuck
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>>12032790
Well thank you for saying I'm not a cuck
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>>12032809
a cuck is someone who enjoys watching their partner have sex with other people, so you definitely don't sound like one
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>>12032740
>girl cheated on me
get a new girl then dump her. the order is important. 1 get new girl. 2 dump the old one.
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>>12032450
well i have never tried this and i do feel worthless, so who knows
also you shouldn't engage in voyeurism, cuckoldry is not based


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