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I'm so lonely. Please someone hug me!!!!!
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Listen to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EEW-9NDM5k
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>>13208629
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bumpo
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die
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live

>ngl you look fruity as fuck
>You're as straight as a cooked spaghetti
This was on Tinder, how do I reply?
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>>13208531
You’re a woman in a man’s body. Pro tip, stop reading red pill dating advice and just be normal
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>>13208578
Good advice, thanks
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>>13208493
tell him you give good head
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>>13208800
https://youtu.be/kGXWDqQB3NU?t=108
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>>13208882
The funniest part is that the Japanese is accurate

YOUR DONE!!!! BWAHAHAHA
+40k views in total today on the pig like creature
bwahahahahah dude normies are evil you should see the comment section that's not even close of what he said to me bwahahahahah
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>>13208839
how about you don't care about it at all?
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don't worry though polyamory is a valid and wholesome lifestyle and not a narcissistic humiliation ritual c:
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>>13208840
tried that he still come around because his dad did not love him c:
i will delete the socials and the website it if i get a handwritten apology letter BWAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>13208754
cynical would not care
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>>13208863
if this bs gets enough views maby he will

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I kinda wonder how someone even gets to that point with sh, like ending up in the hospital and waking up there and stuff… just curious.
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>>13208805
you clearly don't even lift
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>>13208805
next time you're at a wedding standing be sure to lock your knees
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>>13208807

Okay, but I don't think that'd last very long or that you'd be in the hospital for that long...
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i was in a hospitlel where they put an IV anesthetic into me to do a surgery and it felt like i instantly woke up, like no time at all passed between being put to sleep and waking up. sort of like teleporting except there was a huge confusion like my brain was trying to comprehend the situation so hard
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>>13208837
it's just way too long they gotta be hospitalized

an entire genre of videos where ppl unbox femboys they bought online and splooge in their thighs and squish their splooge in their thighs to make ASMR noises 2: electric love!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>13207141
you're supposed to starve urself and clean out ur butt if you're gonna do butt stuff, also you don't understand how gross unhygenic women are
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>>13207141
Skill issue
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lol hes obv top 1% bacha bazi and this is what u ppl have to say?
Tough crowd, insatiable even
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>>13207917
You would know huh
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>>13205766
cute boy up!

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very important question:

are you nice like mice?
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I was one of the first people who started the berry nice girl 'meme'. Yeah, that's how it all began; Me and some other fellows from [s4s] thought it would be funny to draw some shitty madoka hentai. We didn't think too hard about it, figuring it as harmless fun. How could we at the time? But we should have considered the damage it might cause if it really worked. Not just to 4chan, but unbeknownst to us, the entire internet. It wasn't long before people started taking us seriously and giving berry nice girl a chance, and what do you know, people who actually ENJOYED this shitty image I drew emerged. We were stunned, now the joke wasn't funny anymore. We had to stop things before it got out of hand. Unfortunately, it spread like cancer. Even after ending our involvement the nice trend continued to grow, we couldn't prevent it. It engulfed [s4s] and eventually 4chan. We even tried coming clean about the troll we made, but it was too late, and we were ignored.

I'm sorry [s4s], I really am. A day doesn't pass by where I don't cringe and hate myself for what I did. Those friends I mentioned I can't even speak to anymore, since they ended up giving in and becoming nice posters themselves. All this has made me uncomfortable enough that I'm considering moving on from the internet. But before I do that, if you could somehow see it in your heart to forgive me I would appreciate it. But even if you do, the damage has already been done and there's no way I can redeem myself, and that fact will haunt me always.

Sometimes I wonder, if we hadn't did what we did, could this all have been avoided? I wonder...
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>>13208207
thanks for all you're hard work :^)
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>>13207837
squeak squeak mufugga!
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>>13208207
If you hadn't done it someone else would have
Thanks for all your hard work
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>>13207837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XXfFaZA-TU

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>>13208842
Do you want to suck my bwc?

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ring tailed lemur trying to stay dry
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hawt

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>>13208467
You owe me 1400 Million
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you owe me 3.5 billion dollars
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>>13208467
six seven of owing me 10,000,000,000

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13208467
I'm a sex addict and I'd still lock my shit up in metal chastity underwear medieval style for 700 million usd
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I unironically deserve to be the richest wealthiest person ever

should crash be allowed to fuck his sister?
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>>13208325
imagine if white people drew her instead, that would look so good
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>>13206856
should crash's mom be allowed to fuck her brother on the dunes and destroy the family?¿?

too late.

already happened.


"She lost her home and her family
And it won't be coming back
Without love
Where would you be now?"

–The Doobie Brothers


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>>13208761
is tea fren looking like an asshole already ...don't try to voodoo so much ...
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>>13208766
insult to injury.
it's all your kind knows how to do.

i would deal you some major damage if you said this to my face IRL.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>be me, french director anon
>try to post my kino idea on leddit
>”y-you need 10,000 updoots and a 5 year old account to post here!!!”
>cringe.jpg
>decide to post here instead because [s4s] is the best board ^_^

Check my dubs, I’m making a movie with Milo Machado-Graner. We had a few ideas but reached a consensus and the final script is absolute top kek. It’s basically Idiocracy meets Fanchette's Foot, pastel colors, very aesthetic.

Le plot:

>Milo is a 20yo philosophy chad at Sorbonne
>no social media, just books (based)
>has those big protruding blue eyes so he always looks like o_O
>he breaks the 4th wall to explain everything through comical philosophy
>Milo gets stalked by a literal cult of gay anons led by a former pornstar

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>>13208114
Thie is not OP, that's a parody of a thread posted on /tv/ as >>13207358 said
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>>13208121
gosh im such a dum dum
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What if we really did make a [s4s] movie and it starred all our A-list namefiggers, what would it be about?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13208129
>>13208129
what if we maid a [s4s] movie and it starred you anone
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>>13208129
chuck related activities

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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My os is kill :(
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>>13208306
>>13208307
So what you're saying is that trannies are the intellectually superior species

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13208306
So what youre saying is you use linux if you have a brain and windows if you dont?
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>>13208600
what you must ask before that ...is the priest interested in any of those ...yeah you can use every where in your life ...think
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>>13208300
poop and pounding are both not nice
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>>13208608
I want to pound your face
[Spoiler]Not like a bully more like oral sex ^_^[/spoiler]

The forehead girl
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Stop trying to force memes, Josh.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13208396
I want to believe
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>>13208400
Stop stealing my dubs, Drake.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Aiko pulling up yams
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>>13208400
ohh you mean the lord of flies?

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>~<
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bump
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bump

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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bump fiona
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>>13208538
I will.
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bumbi

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the moral of the story is that women are vapid and immoral creatures
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>>13208699
dubs, we live in a society...
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>>13208699
i appreciate that men would never judge a person based on appearance


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