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happy birthday 4chinz
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Where are the hats?
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dude politics
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what the f*ck Yotsuba is British
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>>12551244
happy dubs lole :^)

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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establishing dominance over the UK

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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Hi I'm Jack and I hate every namefig here with all my might, my heart and my soul
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I’m glad you shared your honest feelings, i respect it
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>>12551089
but you can do it
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Kill namefigs. Behead namefigs. Roundhouse kick a namefig into the concrete. Slam dunk a namefig baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy namefigs. Defecate in a namefigs food. Launch namefigs into the sun. Stir fry namefigs in a wok. Toss namefigs into active volcanoes. Urinate into a namefigs gas tank. Judo throw namefigs into a wood chipper. Twist namefigs heads off. Report namefigs to the IRS. Karate chop namefigs in half. Curb stomp pregnant namefigs.Trap namefigs in quicksand. Crush namefigs in the trash compactor. Liquefy namefigs in a vat of acid. Eat namefigs. Dissect namefigs. Exterminate namefigs in the gas chamber. Stomp namefig skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate namefigs in the oven. Lobotomize namefigs. Mandatory abortions for namefigs. Grind namefig fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown namefigs in fried chicken grease. Vaporize namefigs with a ray gun. Kick old namefigs down the stairs. Feed namefigs to alligators. Slice namefigs with a katana.
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>>12551114
I'm part of them but I would try some day, yeah
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Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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A lot of people in social media are concerned about AI videos becoming more and more realistic. What if we will just start making real wildest videos legally possible to flood social media with it claiming it's AI just to troll moralfags?
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>>12551261
You wouldn't exist without moralfags. They stone people like you to death in less retarded countries.
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>>12551261
how would that be trolling anyone, exactly? posting a bunch of obvious AI bullshit and also admitting as much?
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>>12551269
He wouldn't exist without moralfags because of what happens in countries hes not in?
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>>12551285
Because society would have collapsed and everyone would have died long ago

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKdp4hw3pv4
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FUCK
OFF
IT'S FUCKING SEPTEMBER

Cum is the tears of a penis in love

*Sob*
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>>12551066
so truuuuuu!!!

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12551085
green? is that normal?
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>>12551259
yes if you have very bad ghonorrea it is :)
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>>12551259
I think it's sperm mixed with phlegm.
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>>12551066
i cummed so much when my gf broke up with me

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I wish I had more friends who were like me

>joke about passport bros
>discuss about true crime
>loves touhou
>is a teenager
>a little bit racist
>hates transgender men (and woman)
>believes in or respects Jesus Christ
>kink shames people
>hates soyboys
>hates normies

If you are these things, hmu I’m ultimateracismreviewer on discord


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U sound like a huge faggot, I’ll pass lole
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excuse me op, who are you quoting? also you have to be 18 to post here
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>>12551118
why are you a pedophile
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>>12551118
I like some of that stuff but I'm not some edgy faggot trying to be supreme or anything like that)) Lole, hahaxa¡Not rude btw!

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Yeah, birds are dicks!

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12550225
isn't it good to have frens and get a big discount ?
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>>12550225
*pecks you*

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12550225
don't say that about birds
birds are important
granted, they're not that important
but they're still important
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You have angered the birb, apologize or she will go supernova

New meme: lobster Scrappy Doo
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>>12550039
I think thi has happened before or its maybe deja-doo
Anyway this isn't a meme you should look.up the definition and etymology itsits interesting :3
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>>12550039
do you remember when
we used to sing
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lobster Scrappy Doo

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12550039
Snib snib :DDD
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>>12550047
do it

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Gay lawn
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Dicks
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>>12550056
Gaywood. Doctor Private.
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gay irwin
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1700 Virgina Ave NW Washington DC
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>>12551105
That's not funny.

You know what would be funny? Make the speed limit the pee limit, and turn Canal street into anal street.

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Doodle of the day
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>>12550814
Same I almost liked it but the text ruined it
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>>12550773
Cute doodle.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12550803
thank you Taro
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>>12550847
neko niggah has meaning behind it
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lol, touhou

Take up an outdoor hobby such as fishing to improve your mental health and sense of fulfilment.

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Ryoukai shimashita!
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KILL SWITCH ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY ENGAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Afghan women lose their 'last hope' as Taliban shuts down internet
8 hours ago
Mahfouz ZubaideAfghanistan producer


On Tuesday, that lifeline was cut off when the Taliban imposed a nationwide internet shutdown that is set to last indefinitely.

"Our last hope was online learning. Now [even] that dream has been destroyed," said Fahima.

Her real name has been changed to protect her identity, as have the names of all others interviewed for this article."

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c98dmq03n92o


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>>12550441
can you really blame them?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Does working on a car in a cramped space count?
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kemonomimi-chan fish is funny

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

heyguys

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>12550580
is rhat fucking America hetalia
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>>12550592
I don't know but the Beatles really got their luck back in Germany
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>>12550595
there were casualties tho...it's normally that way...so
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>>12550592
yes
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>>12550578
heymilk

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what do they call china buffets in China?

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12551153
it sounds goode
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>>12551169
I think sorry maybe they would call it an buffet maybe or an canteen or self service sorry I think maybe
sorry
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>>12551169
yes I have eat mongolia food a few times but I don’t know if it’s real Mongolian food it’s the places like this where you tell them each ingredient u want and they cook it for you there’s a chain called ghengis grill that pretty decent but I think really it’s just more china food with a gimmick but I do like it. The one time I did go to a real mongolia place it was a hole in the wall in a strip mall and my friend told me don’t order off them menu ask for a chipotle gyro (which is obviously not mongol) but I did and it was fabulous! I think Mongolians IRL just normally eat beef jerky and yaks milk so it’s probably not very tasty I also heard on time a decade ago that their whole national fire department only had 12 shovels or something thats less shovels than a dang Kmart but maybe fires aren’t a big problem out on the cool flat plains.
Anyway I didn’t know corral meant bell o thought it was a reference to the places you keep livestock and the implication was Golden Corral was a golden feeding trough but golden gong sounds pretty fun it’s nice alliteration some China buffet company should really use that name
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>>12551133
They call the. Dubs
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i like eed fude

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chewsday innit

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Of deer.
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>>12549742
sorry excuse me but sorry I'm cncrened that maby its is maybe wendsnay perchance sorry
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chewsday or no sex day as i like to call it
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>>12551184
That's everyday for me ;_;
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>>12549742
*looks at watch*

i'll still be here tomorrow.

*sip*

Your fortune: Bad Luck


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