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‘Cause I may be bad, but I’m perfectly good at it.
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i luv beary rude
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where is the contradiction in treating suffering and tragedy as forms of pleasure?
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>>9948437
except in my case I have no choice but to be a clown because of all the houses I was sent here

fried tofu, that's basically just fried in other tofu

who comes up with this shit?
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you know, people
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>>9948411
two same numbers!

Oh no
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>>9948395
>Did you know there's a talking gorilla?
they're called niggers
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>>9948406
actually I take it back
gorillas are more behaved than niggers
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its very interesting when someone who has only ever heard about 4chan(nel) through secondhand sources tries posting for the first time. you can tell they weren't sure where to post this until they found the board titled "shit 4chan says" and figured this was the right place without even bothering to look at any other threads.

is it true that you aren’t allowed to throw peanuts on the floor in japanese restaurants?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>9948117
If you do that then you will have disrespected the ancient spirits of the floor
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>>9948352
They believe that in London, not Japan, you hillbilly
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>>9948356
Oh, Emma.
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>>9948356
shut the hell up emma you dumb bitch
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>>9948407
Sir please do not disrespect m'lady

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le drum gorl

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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daughtere

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Buy something

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>9948238
Yep
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>>9948239
she really is a villain! no penicillin back then!

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>9948241
Rats are cool, villains they are not
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>>9948227
naidesu
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Naides

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This is my cat, say something nice about her
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She's a very pretty kitty.
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>>9948320
sttas is almost as un-based as STD and STP
not quite as bad as the jjverse tho

jack ruselel
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>>9948373

Your fortune: Average Luck

four S, 4SSSS, ess times four, ess four ess!
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>>9946327
It happened here
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this feels important, should mods sticky

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>9946599
two same numbers on page 10!
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4 4s
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historics

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SOSHITE KONO SORAA
AKAKU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOMETE
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And this sky
Dyed red
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>>9948364
basketbale
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>>9948366
two same numbers!
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>>9948371
TWO DIFFERENT NUMBERS!

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A girl just took a shit in my toilet. I repeat, a GIRL took a SHIT in my TOILET! This is not a drill! I repeat: A FEMALE -- made POO-POO -- into my PORCELAIN THRONE! My safe-space! My study! Defiled by the member of the opposite sex! This is not a drill, everyone! I repeat, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. The sanctity of my throne room has been violated! The sanctity. Of my throne room. VIOLATED!. Repeat. REPEAT! This is not a drill!
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imagine the smell

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his course costs one hundred and 50 dollars. should i truust him to teach me jazz guitar?
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>>9948100
two same numbers!
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>>9948100
you can learn the same technique by practising on the skin flute instead
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here's a free jazz lick for you
ba-dum tsss
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>>9948103
>>9948174
>>9948176
why are u guys like this.
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JUST PAY YOUR ASS TO DO IT FOR YOU!

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Why is magik back? I thought he had killed himself
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>>9948300
two same numbers!
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>>9948300
Did you really, though?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again




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