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Anonymous
 No.13097750
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 No.13097750 [Reply]
***FIGNEWTON GUIDE***
>>1. be nice to other posters, because as le pink grill says "this is nice board"

>>2. try to use more privileged, nicer words such as
-f*g >>> -fig
f*ck >>> fug
sh*tposting >>> funposting
ret*rd>> funny man
troll >>> master ruseman
lol >>> lel//topkek/kek/lole
newf*g >>> fig newton

>>3. if a person uses green text
>like this
always respond to them with "who are you quoting" as it is important to know the source of green text quotes

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Anonymous
 No.13097754
 No.13097754
threade hidden
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Anonymous
 No.13097893
 No.13097893
.
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Anonymous
 No.13097922
 No.13097922
Rule 11 should be the checkem rule, le spammer newfig has blasphemed even ou're moste sacred textes >:^(

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Anonymous
 No.13097932
 No.13097932
The unadulterated fig newton guide is here
https://s4s-education.neocities.org/edu-2
Anonymous
 No.13093267
File: 1613240168491.gif (17 KB, 395x542)
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 No.13093267 [Reply]
No, you cannot safely or realistically pay $2,000 a month on rent and utilities while making $27,000 a year. That total housing cost is $24,000 a year, which leaves you with only $3,000 left for an entire year to cover food, transportation, healthcare, and taxes.

The Math

Gross Annual Income: $27,000Net Annual Income (Take-home): Around $22,000 to $24,000 after taxes.Annual Rent and Utilities ($2,000/mo): $24,000Remaining Yearly Funds: $0 to negative funds.

The 30% Rule

Experts recommend spending no more than 30% of your gross income on housing.On $27,000 a year, your target monthly rent should be around $675 or less.Spending $2,000 a month consumes roughly 89% of your gross income.
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Anonymous
 No.13096268
 No.13096268
But you make $0 a year, Josh. :^)

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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Anonymous
 No.13096726
 No.13096726
>>13093698
i didn't choose the neet life
>>
daily reminder
 No.13097347
 No.13097347
>>>/y/oucandowhateveryouputyouremindto

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
ˢᵐᵒˡ ᶦˢ ˢᵗʳᵒnᵍ
 No.13097860
 No.13097860
>>>/d/ailyreminderyoucandowhateveryouputyouremindto

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Anonymous
 No.13097923
 No.13097923
File: ebil munni.gif (247 KB, 658x889)
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>>13093267
Have you tried being less poor?
.𖥔 ݁ ˖† ᕼᗩᘔᗩᖇᗪ †.𖥔 ݁ ˖
 No.13095499
File: 127895.gif (1.73 MB, 358x480)
1.73 MB GIF
 No.13095499 [Reply]
anons, tell me what to draw, I got artist's block
(◞‸ ◟)
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praying for my snigga
 No.13097357
 No.13097357
>>13097224
>>13097224
>>13097224
RUDER GET OUT RUDER GET OUT
YOU DONT BELONG HERE
NO ONE OWES YOU ANYTHING


Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Anonymous
 No.13097387
 No.13097387
>>13095499
lady dubstein, can i request the painting of a beary nice or ebil as u choose being offered a magical lantern from a ufo?
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Anonymous
 No.13097388
 No.13097388
Draw a butt heheehehe
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Anonymous
 No.13097731
 No.13097731
>>13097357
so much for OC
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Anonymous
 No.13097904
 No.13097904
File: 1785448761291936.png (129 KB, 329x355)
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>>13097224
nobody else gave them anything they wanted to draw

its not a big deal anon
maybe they will return later if you are nice

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Anonymous
 No.13097871
 No.13097871 [Reply]
ice creams are good
i like ice creams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbfzelZL7pY
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Anonymous
 No.13097875
 No.13097875
Ice Creams likes gettings knocked out by prime Klitschko
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Anonymous
 No.13097885
 No.13097885
Thanks for letting us know, Josh.
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Anonymous
 No.13097891
 No.13097891
wowowowow a thread on s4s about that extremely famous anime called hanappe bazooka
its so fucking mainstream no efforts anon
G8rH8r
 No.13092942
File: IMG_3496.jpg (494 KB, 960x1280)
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 No.13092942 [Reply]
17 year old drug addict redneck american gas station employees make better pizza than all of the fancy chefs in Italy

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13097473
 No.13097473
good pizza is when you pack as much shit on it as possible
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namefag hater
 No.13097475
 No.13097475
i wont fall for this bait
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Namefren
 No.13097552
 No.13097552
>>13092942
Peeps need to respect teenage drug addicts a lot more then they do~
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Anonymous
 No.13097597
 No.13097597
>>13092947
makes me lol when people act elitist about pizza and tacos and etc
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xXxCalibur.
 No.13097880
 No.13097880
Because bread, tomatoes sauce and cheese and preserved meat was just thrown together by some strung out addict and not an artisan dedicated to their craft

This board only solidifies Not everyone can cook
Anonymous
 No.13097290
File: lobster scrappy doo.gif (1.99 MB, 540x405)
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 No.13097290 [Reply]
Lobster Scrappy Doo is a meme.
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Anonymous
 No.13097296
 No.13097296
[SINGING]
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Anonymous
 No.13097302
 No.13097302
>>13097290
by unanimous vote

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13097852
 No.13097852
This is true
>>
Anonymous
 No.13097858
 No.13097858
No it isn't, Josh. :^)

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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Anonymous
 No.13097867
 No.13097867
No denying that
Anonymous
Foids and Entrepreneurs No.13097502
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Foids and Entrepreneurs  No.13097502 [Reply]
The foid mind cannot comprehend entrepreneurship unless you flaunt your wealth, yet the company they work for was also started by an entrepreneur
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Anonymous
 No.13097506
 No.13097506
Ohhh those FOIDS are at it again!!!
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Namefren
 No.13097837
 No.13097837
>>13097502
What a coincidence! I'm not a capitalist bootlicker, just like foids are!
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Anonymous
 No.13097864
 No.13097864
>>13097837
broke tranny alert

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Anonymous
 No.13097889
 No.13097889
>>>/r9k/ is that way
Anonymous
 No.13097271
 No.13097271 [Reply]
Josh hogs more of the catalogue than Kyrie ever did but I don't see anyone do anything about that.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13097847
 No.13097847
Josh is nice
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Anonymous
 No.13097854
 No.13097854
>>13097271
i dont think josh is real

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Anonymous
 No.13097863
 No.13097863
Get your eyes checked, Josh :^)
Anonymous
daily riddle #7 No.13092512
File: 1764374964177307.gif (102 KB, 198x268)
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daily riddle #7  No.13092512 [Reply]
a past answer will provide
a clue to this conundrum
as it relates to the mind
of this one of three dum dums
who am i?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Department of Memes
 No.13096107
 No.13096107
>>>/r/iddlemethisboard


Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Anonymous
 No.13096645
 No.13096645
File: flube ducke.gif (102 KB, 500x437)
102 KB GIF


Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Anonymous
 No.13096788
 No.13096788
File: diesadd.jpg (183 KB, 787x631)
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something to it or just did it wrong?

8π ≈ 25.1327
Pπ ≈ MVNRYML z340
Sπ ≈ ?T????A z408


Keyed Caesar Cipher
Pπ ≈ MVNRYML
key ZODIACKILLER
Cπ ≈ AHBUKAS +15 decrypt
Yπ ≈ DIESADD z340
?π ≈ WTLISWA z408
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praying for my snigga
 No.13097359
 No.13097359
File: 1785449269818673.gif (15 KB, 228x300)
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bump >>4(four) answer

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>
ˢᵐᵒˡ ᶦˢ ˢᵗʳᵒnᵍ
 No.13097861
 No.13097861
bumping>>4(four) answer

Your fortune: Godly Luck
Anonymous
 No.13095085
File: 1731081575666695.png (129 KB, 329x355)
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 No.13095085 [Reply]
Jousting, gladiator fights, and chariot races must come back, this era's live entertainment is hotdog water. Manking became so litigious and risk-adverse that we abandoned true excitement, fun, and glory.
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Anonymous
 No.13095793
 No.13095793
File: joker smol gif.gif (17 KB, 414x461)
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ˢᵐᵒˡ ᶦˢ ˢᵗʳᵒnᵍ
 No.13096148
 No.13096148


Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13096660
 No.13096660
>>13095085
sounds fun
>>
...ˢᵐᵒˡ ᶦˢ ˢᵗʳᵒnᵍ
 No.13097309
 No.13097309


Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>
ˢᵐᵒˡ ᶦˢ ˢᵗʳᵒnᵍ
 No.13097848
 No.13097848


Your fortune: Outlook good
Anonymous
 No.13097517
 No.13097517 [Reply]
I wish esfores had more truckers we could talk to...

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13097696
 No.13097696
>>13097558
too bad you weren't there because you do something worthwhile with your life like trucking
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Anonymous
 No.13097764
 No.13097764
I used to drive trucks, the whole industry has zero respect for truckers or their time, they literally absorb all the ineffiencies of the supply chain, being made to wait literal days cus the shipper or receiver aren't ready to take your load, you're rarely paid for any of that.
You're also made to constantly prove you're qualified to do your job cus state cops can pull you over whenever they want and initiate a level 1 inspection even while you're asleep cus they wanna find ticketable offenses.
You only make above minimum wage starting out cus you're working 14 hours a day and don't have any semblance of a real life outside of work, if you don't like being cooped up in a small space and have hobbies that can't be done in your room, you're gonna hate it.
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Anonymous
 No.13097831
 No.13097831
>>13097560
most of the board hates you so stop engaging with the board
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Anonymous
 No.13097832
 No.13097832
File: IMG_1655.jpg (78 KB, 500x350)
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I miss him so much
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Anonymous
 No.13097841
 No.13097841
>>13097832
those threads were his only really bad posts
Anonymous
 No.13096756
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 No.13096756 [Reply]
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land
That you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
At the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth
To the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form raised in the sand,
Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man...

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Anonymous
 No.13097591
 No.13097591
Every thread deserves a reply
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Anonymous
 No.13097725
 No.13097725
>>13096756
ween is for intellectuals
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Anonymous
 No.13097728
 No.13097728
THE SEQUENCE OF A LIFE FORM RAISED IN SAND
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Anonymous
 No.13097757
 No.13097757
Soaking up the thirst of the land
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Anonymous
 No.13097787
 No.13097787
File: IMG_1947.jpg (189 KB, 640x640)
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At the dawn, I woke, I was alone... rising
I called upon the force of time and space... calling
And as she came, to me, I fell back down... realizing
Oh that it's cool for you to love me now... I'm everything

Everything - 'cause tried and true, I see the light in you
Oh can you dig in my soul, could you smell my whole... life?

You bent the edge, eclipsed, and turned around... aligning
And though the dark sparked rays of violet light... blinding
I went about the job of sowing thoughts... and feelings
Oh some were good, some bad, I felt the cries... of healing

'Cause tried and true, I see the light in you
Oh can you dig in my soul, could you smell my whole... life?

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Anonymous
 No.13094707
File: IMG_1499.png (205 KB, 695x730)
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 No.13094707 [Reply]
check this out

Your fortune: Outlook good
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who
 No.13096213
 No.13096213
File: SS.png (13 KB, 1920x1080)
13 KB PNG
>>13096205
because the image in the op is a png but it has jpeg artifacts that eat up a huge amount of data for no reason, png is a very optimizable format precisely because it's lossless, while jpg is not because it is for losers

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13096253
 No.13096253
>>13096213
woah... thank u whoomfie

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Anonymous
 No.13096640
 No.13096640
>>13094707
checking out
>>
avogadoposter
 No.13097203
 No.13097203
>>13094794
crystal dolphins
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Anonymous
 No.13097762
 No.13097762
reomu loves being alone with boys very much
Anonymous
 No.13090381
File: 1775954190951847.jpg (92 KB, 736x775)
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 No.13090381 [Reply]
How powerful and cool is the playstation 2 overall and how much more powerful is it compared to the ps1???

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Anonymous
 No.13096244
 No.13096244
>>13096166
dubs
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Anonymous
 No.13096472
 No.13096472
>>13095696
was that you my dear playstation too?

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
Anonymous
 No.13096867
 No.13096867
>>13096166
is that you playstation two

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>
Anonymous
 No.13097752
 No.13097752
>>13096166
hi playstation two

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>
PlayStation 2 jr.
 No.13097761
 No.13097761
File: PS2-Versions~2.jpg (167 KB, 1280x1134)
167 KB JPG
>>13097752
>>13096867
im his son

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
fortune
fortune No.13092967
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fortune  No.13092967 [Reply]
BLEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Anonymous
 No.13097516
 No.13097516
>>13092967
omg teto hi, i like ur songs
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Anonymous
 No.13097542
 No.13097542
>>13096680
Eat all ur fuggin bread
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Anonymous
 No.13097711
 No.13097711
File: kasane-teto-teto.gif (629 KB, 320x240)
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>>13096680
she will sing to you nice songs about being real, and then do a chicken dance, then be locked into the backrooms with Miku and do another song, all the while professing that she is an uta-hime yay
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Anonymous
 No.13097719
 No.13097719
>>13097711
dub dubs confirm!
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Anonymous
 No.13097760
 No.13097760
>>13097711
and after that, she will KILL you!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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