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Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12912011 (dubs)
grow... babby??

Your fortune: Good Luck

what would adolf think of s4s?
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meow

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12911584
meow
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>>12911555
disenfranchised trips
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>>12911538
Look Who's Back (2015)
Adolf Hitler wakes up in the 21st century. He quickly gains media attention, but while Germany finds him hilarious and charming, Hitler makes some serious observations about society.
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lol if you post here

technically you can play Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic handgun by simply racking the slide, ensuring a live round is in the chamber, and then ejecting the magazine. if you're lucky, it'll have a magazine disconnect safety that will prevent the weapon from discharging, even if the trigger was pulled and a round was loaded.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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I do this excepts it's with farts and if I shit my pants I lose

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12911177
is this true? o-o

if yes how can I get to try it out

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12911177
risky dubs
>>12911188
dumb dubs
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You could play it with a double barrel shotgun. You would have to get somone else to load it one tube or the other and then toss a coin to decide which barrel to fire. Make sure its someone you really trust or they could load both barrels for a laugh.

today in class I learned left is the direction that isn’t right
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>>12909569
I learned that you're a moron.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>12911606
apologize to me

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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I can't believe american school is now teaching children to vote for pedophiles.
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>>12911651
no

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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If tomorrow everyone forgot which sides are left and right, and any written evidence of it was destroyed, we would have no way of knowing which side was left and which side was right.

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Read the newest edition.
Should this paper hire more journalists?
Let us know.
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>>12910872
>>12910874
hard hitting investigatshuns rufflling feathers in the corridor of pour
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The just be rude and fight back confuses me, is this a nice or ebil papre? I don't know what I am fighting and being rude to
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I hope everyone leaves, for their own good.
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oh right!
>>>/wg/8131641
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>>12910887
"Do as I say, not as I do", is it now?

oh baybeh we shmooviiiiinnnnnn


Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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fronk friday momen
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>>12911014
https://youtu.be/u5YPpjaxnB0?list=RDu5YPpjaxnB0

GETSUGA...

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12911090
woop wrong link

https://youtu.be/HWr_S400t9Q

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12911014
lole

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sonic the squirrel
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is it fat retard behavior to have 4 waffles for breakfast or no

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I take my insecurities of being stabbed in the back or even forgotten and catastrophize 24/7 that my girlfriend would be better off without me. Lole.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Day 1 of nothing happening in my life
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>>12911920
go do something
\/(^-^)\/
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you know, for the average citizen the collapse of Rome looked like a whole lot of nothing happening. then one day the big bridge a few towns over collapsed, and no one came to fix it.
the first man on the moon was just a day, much like all the rest.
the collapse of the USSR was just a news bulletin.
and 911 was something that happened to other people.
the world won't end in a big ceremony.
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>>12911949
I need transformation in my life, I need the opportunity to destroy everything and burn all bridges to achieve the life I want

Willing to cut ties with everyone to get it, willing to get my own family to hate me and never talk to me again so that I am forcibly locked out of my old life
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>>12911953
shoot a judge. you know the type I mean.

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I just came so fucking hard after 10 days of abstaining from porn and fapping.
My cum reached my chest and completely covered my torso.
My penis almost hurt for a minute after cumming that hard.
There have been several times in my life I came close to suicide but never made the attempt.
I hope one day things work out for me.
I don't think I'll ever have a family of my own, I don't know what I'm going to do when my parents pass away.
The chance of me meeting a female that was raised the way I was is incredibly unlikely.
The girls at my church have high standards that I can't fit.
What am I supposed to do about balding? How are my genetics my fault?
I don't have a career anymore. I had a better work ethic when I was sixteen.
I don't feel sorry for myself because my life situation is entirely of my own accord.
One day things will get better, yeah I'll get real lucky. I'll buy the right stock, I'll invest in the right crypto. I've still got time... I've still got time... I'm still young... I'm still young... I'm still young... I'm
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>>12911743
are you jewish?
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>>12911686
Get on dutasteride pronto
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>>12911797
dutasteride is a gateway drug to be a boy pretending to be a girl
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>>12911932
literally how, it just prevents balding and prostatitis and also cardiovascular problems caused by high DHT in men
it also increases testosterone because none of it gets converted to DHT anymore.
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>>12911743
also i forgot to mention my name is retardo and i suck penis

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[ *** ] A stop job is running for User Manager for UID 1000 (34s / 2min 2s)
You can get past that when you're rebooting by mashing ctrl+alt+delete really fast. You have to do it seven times in under two seconds though.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Still better than having to wait for 2h for windows update to complete

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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Feeling fresh out of the shower
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>>12911909
do you think i could sell the towel i nutted into? this war one big load lole
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was*
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>>12911907
Freshly shaved legs and freshly laundered sheets, so le comfy
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>>12911944
dubs
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>>12911907
good job well done

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Water girl
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SHE IS HYDRATED

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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im ttooo hihilljihihuguhin hhibdesndesu desu desu desu desu

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12910749
its okay!!
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>>12910749
I by druges online, synthetic weed is legal
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Stuffing my fingers down this whores throat until she throws up!
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>>12910933
Dubs!
:O
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>>12910744
brain damage dubs

What is this body type called?
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hot mom
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the deja vu griller
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milfcore


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