lol
>>11883581huuh
too wide
bye bye americaYour fortune: Outlook good
>>11883581ilu
run Yuno run!
i hate when someone uses my pillow and gets slob all over it
>>11883503You let other people use your pillow? Surely they're cheap?
>>11883503I could use your soft tummy as a pillow instead ^^
My mom used to hold me like this in bed when I was younger
I wonder how this affected the lore.
i think i probably could've fucked my mom if i was a little bolder
>>11883757My mom stripped me naked hid all my clothes shaved all my body hair put me in a wig snuck Viagra into my food and kept calling me a girl until I raped her. There were so many days like that.
>hey uh I don't who you are, but I can tell already that I don't like you so don't come back in here again you aren't welcomed amigo >shoot that bitch don't really shoot them but yeah shoot them >He heh >*BAAAAHHHHHUUUURRRRRBBBPP*Your fortune: Good Luck
>CUTE THAQT TBITCH OFF >NEXT CALLER
Oh dear!
that's not the queen of fairies, this is the queen of fairies
>>11882407that's a load of baloney
Wasn't this show propaganda that painted factories as useless world-ending buildings to little kidsYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11882407So inclusive, that's what a REAL woman looks like
>>11882384Niggre
average s4s poster
>>11883241wrong, I'm fat and retarded
>>11883250return from whence though camest
>>11883328oh mah gah me too
my goth bitch... they killed my goth bitch ;-;
>>11883241this is me and i do this
Qliphoth Childphilia fairy MAXXINGreturning to stone age.
>>11882376Lol
aninen milke
>>11882685I don't think you've heard it pinkanYour fortune: Good Luck
Is that unpasteurized milk?
>>11882685This image is starting to arouse me.
Bocchan milkan... THE ROCK.
Pinkan Bochan the rock!
dying alone as a virgin and girl repellent isnt so bad when u accept it and give upYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
failure cope thread
>>11882080this is nice boardYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11882292do not kill yourself anonymous you will dieYour fortune: Good Luck
>>11883695jewish hands typed that
>girl repellent is only in their head. probably doesnt make any effort to speak to women. thinks they know whats in other people's heads without actually talking to them. you fear rejection more than you are unlovable. Even ugly, fat, broke guys can find love. How? they actually make a move and aren't trying to shield their ego/emotions.Honestly just walking up to a girl and saying, "BLUH DUHJ I HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM AND SOCIAL ANXIETY BUT I THINK UR CUTE" would probably get you laid.
I am at 100% over 100% the limit of my limit
the joeked
>>11883373it's all your faultYour fortune: Average Luck
>>11883382But what about THE SOCIETY
DO YOU LIKE MY CAR?
GAS GAS GAS IM GONNA STEP ON THE GAS
Cyber talkingCybersex is on the lineNEW DESIRETake me higherBoost me higher with your mind...SET ME on FIREGet the satellite if you want to see meTalking on the net I know the way you like itGet your credit card cause I need a money!All I wanna get is you baby..Running in the nineties, is a new way I like to be!!I'm just running in the ninetiesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>11880405room for one more?
>>11880668you had better be wearing your seatbelts young beary!
>>11882941none of them are but thats ok bc buries are plushy so they just squish in a vehicle coliseum
what was the most fucked up thing to happen to you on here or in real life
chased for someone else's debts since high schoolgangstalked by corporate shills, destroying about 5 years of workjoining a cult where i worked 70 hour workdays and got swatted for not picking up my phonebeing homeless for a year and countinggetting thinly veiled death threats on nice board after all thispick any
>>11882966Normalize killing pitbulls like you're a gorilla. Stab their tongue then curbstomb them and throw them around while screaming at them. Skin them alive if you can. Throw a molotov cocktail at a pitbull and watch it burn.We need to make pitbulls extinct. I don't just want them banned, I want them dead.
If I had to say the worst thing that I suffered here or in real life, I couldn't because they don't let me put more than 2000 words.
>>11883418Holy fuck
>>11883434Too real. Post in sections
>spent 1.30 hour cooking lentils >ordered gyro and ate that insteadYour fortune: Godly Luck
maybe instead of blindly cooking beans like a brute you should have used your highly evolved brain to think of what you wanted to eat before hand
>>11883658the thing is i didn't have to leave the house today because there was a worker's strike and i was bored to go to the grocery store so lentils is all i had to work with. now i will never eat them and it's all my faultYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
children in africa could have eaten those lentils that i spent 1.30 cooking but i will never eat wtfYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11883664>worker strikebut that is just like your average day in greece
>>11883670
Ein, Zwei, Drei, die Beste ParteiUnd Vier, Fünf, Sechs, der Beste KonnexMit Sieben, Acht der Warschauer PaktUnd Neun dein Beste Freund
German is an UGLY language
>>11883464Eins, zwei, drei, alle!
>>11883467I get angry every time I hear Spanish. Hideous, disgusting brown language that exudes primitive thought and irrational emotional expression (and retardation), with ugly inflections that define the speaker -- confining them to their distasteful culture of simpletons and monkeys. . . overly energetic, emotionally captured beasts whose minds stumble from one frantic, clueless, dopamine fueled emotion to the next. Did I mention their inflections are disgusting? Bahah. What do you find ugly about German, love?
Wild Cashman
i see you have come to pay your debt
>>11883604I wan money
>>11883624I am a very wealthy man.
>>11883613he challenges your nephew in a drift race, the winner becomes the tokyo driftYour fortune: Average Luck