Good evening!Your fortune: Outlook good
good eveningYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12869374 yellow dad finally found a daughter who won’t ask where the “blue stuff” money came from blessed image tbh also that catgirl looks like she about to say “we need to cook, nya~” outlook good? nah outlook nuclear
>>12869774>nuclear"hey google"how may i be of assistance?"launch the arsenal"some of it or all of it?"all of it!"monolithic agentic AI wants to rock your world.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>12869774pretty accurate
>>1287046969 checked
97 days before the tragedy: What are you thinking about, B.?
>>12870997I live in Latin America, what did you expect? Jiji jaja>>12871001I couldn't tell you, but look at this picture
I love my idol Octaboy and he inspired the base mask. Hell Yeah :3
The pear unites the band.
>>12871343B.
>>12871344B. Is for....
I took 7 (seven) tablets of glycine and i'm starting to feel the effectsss
>>12871290whatsa glycine? is this a drug thread? I dont do drugs! AHHHH I'M GONNA GO TO JAIL!Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12871310loser. we all do drugs here. because drigs are cool. and those who don't do drugs are not cool. because we decide what's cool and what drools. here in the cool club we all do drugs. because drugs are cool. and you're not.
>>12871299dubs>>12871307that makes sense. I'm reading about the effects and it seems it relaxes muscles, creates feelings of calm and sleepiness.i hope ur feeling comfy anon.
>>12871310amino acid that treats psychotic illness and depression. i have tried a similar substance called 'sarcosine'. it gave me the ability to process stimuli with my emotions on a level i have not experienced since childhood and probably killed some brain cells. it turned pilotredsun videos into the greatest shit i have ever seen for some reason. you wouldn't believe how hard i lole'd. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPgno6QqWQs
>>12871290placebo effect.
i care about every single one of you. enjoy your friday frens :D have fun !Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12869126*cronch cronch cronch*
I yam enhjoying muh Saturday by getting a little dunky drunk.
>>12870943would you like another picklel?
wery nice
nicers are the only real niggas left in this damn country
My brother broke my pcWhat do you think i should do to him
>>12871251does he do it for free?
>>12871253No ofc nottThey would just tell us to buy some partsSo they could fix itt
>>12871259hope they do not take the money for the way to you first and then make a diagnose charge you for that too AND then charge you for expensive stuff you did not need in the first place, wolrd is a cold place this stuff happens all the time because people need money or something dunno
>>12871265D:I assure you people here arent that badCause we live in a tight knit community
here's what you do, you rape him but not in the way that entails putting your dick in his ass, instead, put your butt on his dick, forcibly! make sure not to clean out the pipes, and right when he's about to cum, shit all over his dick so he now has an incest fetish, a scat fetish, and is gay. that'll get him!
How did he know?
>>12871003niggaz have a heart and are pure choccy
>>12871047my heart is going doki dokiYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12871047my experiences with black people have been nothing but positive.
>>12871003
if you were the opposite sex in an alternate universe (or simply born the opposite sex), how different do you think you would be from who you are now? both personality wise and physically.for example, if you are a lolicon, would your genderswap enjoy shota instead? or continue being a lolicon? would you style your hair differently? be thinner or fatter? do you think you would differ socially from how you are now? and what your cup size/penis size would be?be as detailed as you wish, or call me a faggot
>>12870572Oh but I definitely would have fucked a bunch of ugly femboys for the self-esteem. I would enjoy the attention women get.
>>12869617what's the breast equivalent of 6.8 inchesYour fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
I feel like some things that I was bullied for as a boy wouldn't have been so much an issue, maybe I would've had less issues socializing and making friends and stuff. I can't imagine how my interests and style would differ, I think the idea that such things should be tied to specific genders is dumb, but I'm not particularly girly or manly. I already hate cutting my hair short, so that wouldn't be different at least. Maybe I'd still dress like Adam Sandler and have a few boyish interests, but that feels pretty uninteresting.Not being horny all the time would probably be nice, but no having a benis would suck though.Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12869608ignoring that im a genderfaggot.If I was born with tits and a cooch, I'd probably be a massive whore and make money doing it. I already like both loli and shota so nothing would change there.I'd definitely be less afraid of wearing high-femme outfits though. I'd love to dress in gothic lolita, extravagant doll-like outfits that I simply could not pull-off in this body. At the same time, I'd maybe want to be a tomboy sometimes too. Tomboys are so beautiful and cool. I wish I was born a girl, so that I could be a cuter boy. Girls make the best boys.
>>12869617what im a skinny femboy in this world?
Maybe if I had an another leaf, I could be special too ∧＿∧ ( ´ •̥̥̥ ω •̥̥̥ ) .. ( ヽ∩∩ ) .. . 〃 …
its kinda unhealthy how much i depend on theattention i get from this site. I feel like a dog
>>12867399unchecked dubs on last page
>>12867105good boyYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12867105bark for meYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>12870563Meovv
>>12870560GirllGood girl you meaann
sex with dossy!
>>12869253outsider art?Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12869253wait wtf how u do that??
“Dossyyyy, you’re so hot…oh fug Dossy my benis is…noooo no no no I can’t now noooooo mmmmghhh nnnnn- nnnnghhhh!”“o.o”“Hah…hah…oh nooooo…s-sorry you’re just so hot and I-I couldn’t hold it…c-can you give me half an hour I’ll be ready again…”“=.= I haven’t even done anything”Keksandra’s first sex with Dossy started off embarrassing…
>>12870101finger her butthole and pump her prostate :3
>>12870315gay
My last job was at one of the big aero space companies my job was to kill a big bull frog with a Shovel this was a couple years ago when I moved put of town and decided to make my own way the bullfrog lived in a marshy area near the parking lot and croaked really loudly and distracted some of the engineers so it was out job to kill it with a Shovel there were 5 of us we were called the frog team
>>12870220did you make 18k?
>>12870227on our 6th day on patrol we saw the frog near so trash bins and we chased it in the road and it got run over by a big truck they were going to lay off the whole frog team after that but because we has done such a good job they said they had another project for us there was this big slow turtle that was always opening its mouth at people so they asked us to Crack its shell open we say the turtle on the second day and spent about an hour or so wacking on its shell with our Shovel until it broke after that the frog team was invited to the company Christmas party we were a little shy but a few people came up to us and told us what a great job we did and that loosened us up
>>12870220on our 6th day on patrol we saw the frog near so trash bins and we chased it in the road and it got run over by a big truck they were going to lay off the whole frog team after that but because we has done such a good job they said they had another project for us there was this big slow turtle that was always opening its mouth at people so they asked us to Crack its shell open we say the turtle on the second day and spent about an hour or so wacking on its shell with our Shovel until it broke after that the frog team was invited to the company Christmas party we were a little shy but a few people came up to us and told us what a great job we did and that loosened us up
the boss was there on the dance floor rubbing himself through the front of his pants then he came up to me He said "hey lets get outta here and get high I got some weed in my car" i asked if my friends could come and he said "no I don't wanna get high with your little gay friends" then he grabbed me by the shoulder so hard it hurt In the parking lot I seen my chance and I hit him in the back with a shovel the human resources director saw me and rushed over and grabbed the shovel I ran away right then knowing I had done wrong you can believe I felt just awful for what I done i felt i let down the company most of all I felt I let down the frog team with my shoddy behavior I didn't leave the house for a week I was so depressed
>>12870220But them there was a knock at the door and who else was there but the frog team and the boss weeping with open arms begging for forgiveness I worked down in cape Canaveral after that ripping up cats with a big riding lawnmower when ever they wondered onto the field but it wasn't the same so I quit and moved back home I had something special there with the frog team and I don't know if I'll ever have it again the cats screamed
hi esfores , somehow I missed you
>>12871088I love rapist drunk penis
>>12871088yes you homo
>>12871141he's not really human so it's okay
>>12871145are we human or are we dancerYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12871150rhythm is a dancerYour fortune: Excellent Luck
I'm hungry...
>>12870077dubs
just ate
>>12870114bro ate
>>12870466dubs confirm
>>12870074eat
How to meet this type of woman and have sex with?
>>12869250No. But you can be my paypiggy
>>12868628step 1: wake up step 2: realize you are on /s4s/ step 3: accept that the only place you’re finding a 9ft tall turbo-amazon with hydraulic milk cannons is in a .jpgif you want a woman who bench presses you and calls you “kitten” just download a dating app and set your bio to “looking to be financially and physically dominated.” nature will take its course.alternatively: learn to draw. then you can meet her whenever you want.
>>12869460milk cannons...
>>12869262jokes on you agp fags beg to paypig me when I'm all up in their guts(brain)
bump
how would you react if you find your bf crossdressing
Leave him because girls don't like faggotsYour fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
Fug him because boys like faggotsYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12870820this would be normal, cuz thats the only way I would have a boyfriend.Your fortune: Godly Luck
