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lol
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>>11883581
huuh
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too wide
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bye bye america

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>11883581
ilu
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run Yuno run!

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i hate when someone uses my pillow and gets slob all over it
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>>11883503
You let other people use your pillow? Surely they're cheap?
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>>11883503
I could use your soft tummy as a pillow instead ^^

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My mom used to hold me like this in bed when I was younger
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I wonder how this affected the lore.
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i think i probably could've fucked my mom if i was a little bolder
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>>11883757
My mom stripped me naked hid all my clothes shaved all my body hair put me in a wig snuck Viagra into my food and kept calling me a girl until I raped her. There were so many days like that.

>hey uh I don't who you are, but I can tell already that I don't like you so don't come back in here again you aren't welcomed amigo
>shoot that bitch don't really shoot them but yeah shoot them
>He heh >*BAAAAHHHHHUUUURRRRRBBBPP*

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>CUTE THAQT TBITCH OFF
>NEXT CALLER

Oh dear!
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that's not the queen of fairies, this is the queen of fairies
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>>11882407
that's a load of baloney
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Wasn't this show propaganda that painted factories as useless world-ending buildings to little kids

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>11882407
So inclusive, that's what a REAL woman looks like
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>>11882384
Niggre

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average s4s poster
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>>11883241
wrong, I'm fat and retarded
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>>11883250
return from whence though camest
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>>11883328
oh mah gah me too
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my goth bitch... they killed my goth bitch ;-;
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>>11883241
this is me and i do this

Qliphoth Childphilia fairy MAXXING

returning to stone age.
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>>11882376
Lol

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aninen milke
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>>11882685
I don't think you've heard it pinkan

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Is that unpasteurized milk?
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>>11882685
This image is starting to arouse me.
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Bocchan milkan... THE ROCK.
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Pinkan Bochan the rock!

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dying alone as a virgin and girl repellent isnt so bad when u accept it and give up

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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failure cope thread
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>>11882080
this is nice board

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>11882292
do not kill yourself anonymous you will die

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>11883695
jewish hands typed that
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>girl repellent
is only in their head. probably doesnt make any effort to speak to women. thinks they know whats in other people's heads without actually talking to them. you fear rejection more than you are unlovable. Even ugly, fat, broke guys can find love. How? they actually make a move and aren't trying to shield their ego/emotions.
Honestly just walking up to a girl and saying, "BLUH DUHJ I HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM AND SOCIAL ANXIETY BUT I THINK UR CUTE" would probably get you laid.

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I am at 100% over 100% the limit of my limit
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the joeked
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>>11883373
it's all your fault

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>11883382
But what about THE SOCIETY

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DO YOU LIKE MY CAR?
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GAS GAS GAS IM GONNA STEP ON THE GAS
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Cyber talking
Cybersex is on the line
NEW DESIRE

Take me higher
Boost me higher with your mind...
SET ME on FIRE

Get the satellite if you want to see me
Talking on the net I know the way you like it
Get your credit card cause I need a money!
All I wanna get is you baby..

Running in the nineties, is a new way I like to be!!
I'm just running in the nineties

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>>11880405
room for one more?
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>>11880668
you had better be wearing your seatbelts young beary!
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>>11882941
none of them are but thats ok bc buries are plushy so they just squish in a vehicle coliseum

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what was the most fucked up thing to happen to you on here or in real life
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chased for someone else's debts since high school
gangstalked by corporate shills, destroying about 5 years of work
joining a cult where i worked 70 hour workdays and got swatted for not picking up my phone
being homeless for a year and counting
getting thinly veiled death threats on nice board after all this
pick any
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>>11882966
Normalize killing pitbulls like you're a gorilla. Stab their tongue then curbstomb them and throw them around while screaming at them. Skin them alive if you can. Throw a molotov cocktail at a pitbull and watch it burn.

We need to make pitbulls extinct. I don't just want them banned, I want them dead.
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If I had to say the worst thing that I suffered here or in real life, I couldn't because they don't let me put more than 2000 words.
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>>11883418
Holy fuck
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>>11883434
Too real. Post in sections

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>spent 1.30 hour cooking lentils
>ordered gyro and ate that instead

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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maybe instead of blindly cooking beans like a brute you should have used your highly evolved brain to think of what you wanted to eat before hand
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>>11883658
the thing is i didn't have to leave the house today because there was a worker's strike and i was bored to go to the grocery store so lentils is all i had to work with. now i will never eat them and it's all my fault

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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children in africa could have eaten those lentils that i spent 1.30 cooking but i will never eat wtf

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>11883664
>worker strike
but that is just like your average day in greece
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>>11883670

Ein, Zwei, Drei, die Beste Partei
Und Vier, Fünf, Sechs, der Beste Konnex
Mit Sieben, Acht der Warschauer Pakt
Und Neun dein Beste Freund
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German is an UGLY language
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>>11883464
Eins, zwei, drei, alle!
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>>11883467
I get angry every time I hear Spanish. Hideous, disgusting brown language that exudes primitive thought and irrational emotional expression (and retardation), with ugly inflections that define the speaker -- confining them to their distasteful culture of simpletons and monkeys. . . overly energetic, emotionally captured beasts whose minds stumble from one frantic, clueless, dopamine fueled emotion to the next. Did I mention their inflections are disgusting? Bahah. What do you find ugly about German, love?

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Wild Cashman
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i see you have come to pay your debt
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>>11883604
I wan money
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>>11883624
I am a very wealthy man.
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>>11883613
he challenges your nephew in a drift race, the winner becomes the tokyo drift

Your fortune: Average Luck


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