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Anonymous
storytime No.13241208
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storytime  No.13241208 [Reply]
when i was freshly 18 i got absolutely crunk with friends, we were high as shit and i was hella drunk so we went to the 24 hour grocery store for snacks and cigarettes that was right across from our apartment complex it was past midnight and they had the hot serve yourself then buy hotfood in those heated trays. well to make a long story short i thought it would be funny as fuck to start sample tasting all the food while the security guard was watching me. we still ended up getting served and got out of the store with no trouble. looking back it was one of the funniest things id done in public that wasnt that harmful to anyone.
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Anonymous
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 No.13241230
>>13241208
sounds like one of those "you had to be there" kind of things
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Anonymous
 No.13241259
 No.13241259
>>13241208
alpha chad mode:
>ENGAGED<
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Anonymous
 No.13241461
 No.13241461
>>13241208
ur so ebil ur going to hell tomorrow before you die
Anonymous
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 No.13241173 [Reply]
I was having a good time in a voice chat and then I made a woman upset and she said I was making things awkward and now I feel like I want to be silent forever and hate myself
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Anonymous
 No.13241176
 No.13241176
>>13241173
I'm sorry, friend. we all make mistakes. you'll learn eventually and avoid them in the future. try not to be too hard on yourself in the meantime.
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Anonymous
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>>13241173
<3
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Anonymous
 No.13241285
 No.13241285
>>13241173
what did you do
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Anonymous
 No.13241288
 No.13241288
yeah well at least you didn't poop your pants in front of her
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Anonymous
 No.13241458
 No.13241458
>>13241173
women
>>13241266
dubs
Anonymous
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 No.13241195 [Reply]
None of you guys have ever dipped your cheetos in hummus and it shows
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Anonymous
 No.13241213
 No.13241213
>>13241195
i dip my cheeto in some slimey goop every night before bed
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Anonymous
 No.13241214
 No.13241214
>>13241195
Tahina > Hummus
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Anonymous
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>>13241195
I agree. I did this and it shows.

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Anonymous
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 No.13241313
>>13241213
youre supposed to put it in the fridge not marry it
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Anonymous
 No.13241456
 No.13241456
>>13241221
would suckle
Anonymous
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 No.13239920 [Reply]
Day 1 sober
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Anonymous
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 No.13240261
>>13239921
"kektus" ahahah my sides :D :D
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Nodoka Manabe
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>>13239920
>Day 1 sober
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Anonymous
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>>13239920
best of luck
<3
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Anonymous
 No.13241440
 No.13241440
musta fell off the wagon

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13241441
 No.13241441
>>13241440
it happens
Anonymous
 No.13241310
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 No.13241310 [Reply]
4chan ruined my life since i discovered it in 2018 now i use it about 8 hours a day everyday since then and still have no driving license, job, or degree
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Anonymous
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>>13241310
<3
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Anonymous
 No.13241325
 No.13241325
>>13241310
I'm on 4chan for 8+ hours a day too and I license and a job. No degree because I don't believe in that system, but also probably because the Internet taught me to be a Free Thicker (tm). You shouldn't blame 4chan for your laziness
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Xiao
 No.13241417
 No.13241417
Meh, blame yourself honestly.
Its your choice and you have the power to change that.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13241421
 No.13241421
>>13241417
eh, sort of but not really
you have the choice to not breathe anymore starting right now, but can you actually make that choice? probably not. sometimes things just be like it is
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Anonymous
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>>13241310

Your fortune: Average Luck
Anonymous
 No.13241408
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 No.13241408 [Reply]
lole

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Xiao
 No.13241413
 No.13241413
My cat prefers dry food.
So probably yours too.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Anonymous
 No.13241415
 No.13241415
Cats aren't going to like this.
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Anonymous
 No.13241420
 No.13241420
Every morning my cat wakes me up like this
Anonymous
 No.13241395
 No.13241395 [Reply]
I can proly whoop goku
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Anonymous
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 No.13241398
>>13241395
Nobody remembers Deadman Wonderland.
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Anonymous
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 No.13241419
>>13241398
Nuh uh!
Anonymous
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 No.13241323 [Reply]
today's lunch
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Anonymous
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 No.13241336
>>13241334
Post tummy.
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Anonymous
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 No.13241340
Actually my breakfast was potato pastry, kek
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Anonymous
 No.13241350
 No.13241350
>>13241336
uhhh you seem to be under the impression i'm some femboy starving himself for that micker bmi, but the reality is i'm just too depressed/lazy to have proper meals so i subsist on minimum preparation instant garbage, i also slept in today so i didn't have time to heat up whatever frozen slop i had in the freezer, eating is such a fucking chore
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Anonymous
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 No.13241361
>>13241350
Are you claiming to not have a punchable tummy?
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Anonymous
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 No.13241405
>>13241361
idk, it's pretty hairy and a bit flabby...
Anonymous
alienguino phenomenon report No.13238230
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alienguino phenomenon report  No.13238230 [Reply]
phenomenon: chubby chicken: everyday there is a small chicken with an orange apron and an orange hat and a little beak and he enters my room

he enters my room and he says "howdy! rise and shine!" and then usually he brings me a mango monster sometimes, even a couple and he tells me he says:

"work hard! and ! get it done!" but

i dont know why he is encouraging me to get work done and when i ask him because sometimes i ask him about my work and he does not know what im doing even so he does not even care what work im getting done but he wants me to work hard

maybe this can be said about everything in life maybe no matter what we are doing we should try our best to get it done! i think thats what he wants me to think i will post about whether or not the phenomenon stops occuring but the phenomenon has been going strong for a while so i dont think the phenomenon will stop very soon i forgot but to mention but i think he is an alien and i saw him ate someones friend once

Your fortune: Average Luck
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kam
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>>13238230
dis is nice drawing ^_^
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Anonymous
 No.13240755
 No.13240755
>>13238230
he seems friendly enough but be careful!!

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Anonymous
 No.13240756
 No.13240756
>>13240755
dubs checked
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Anonymous
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 No.13241404
a&w
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Anonymous
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he ATE someones friend...
Anonymous
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 No.13241085 [Reply]
Let's all pray for Lain
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Anonymous
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>>13241085
<3 _/\_<3


Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13241376
 No.13241376
>>13241085
lame is a whore
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Anonymous
 No.13241397
 No.13241397
>>13241376
she loves adult cock doesn't she
Anonymous
ojamajo doremi No.13237935
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ojamajo doremi  No.13237935 [Reply]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUzUTABurfs&t=326s
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
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 No.13241248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUutlwIUwm4&list=RDiUutlwIUwm4&start_radio=1
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Anonymous
 No.13241257
 No.13241257
>>13241080
nice

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
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 No.13239981 [Reply]
happy morning [s4s]!
the sun is coming up
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Anonymous
 No.13240973
 No.13240973
N'ight passposter.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Anonymous
No.13241202
 No.13241202
>>13239981
Good morning. Tuesday morning.
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Anonymous
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 No.13241215
M'ning passposter.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Anonymous
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happy morning [s4s]!
the sun is coming up
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Anonymous
 No.13241557
 No.13241557
>>13241360
g'mornin hav a gr8 day!! <3
Anonymous
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 No.13240943 [Reply]
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
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 No.13240888 [Reply]
So, if he had an OF... it would be legal, right?
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Anonymous
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Bulgogi
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 No.13241188 [Reply]
lust inducing
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Anonymous
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 No.13241192
>>13241188
double dubs!
fuckable thighs

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13241355
 No.13241355
This would be nice if it were real but it is unfortunately an ai generated image and anyone that tried to buy this got scammed
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