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Anonymous
 No.12911686
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No.12911686   [Reply]
I just came so fucking hard after 10 days of abstaining from porn and fapping.
My cum reached my chest and completely covered my torso.
My penis almost hurt for a minute after cumming that hard.
There have been several times in my life I came close to suicide but never made the attempt.
I hope one day things work out for me.
I don't think I'll ever have a family of my own, I don't know what I'm going to do when my parents pass away.
The chance of me meeting a female that was raised the way I was is incredibly unlikely.
The girls at my church have high standards that I can't fit.
What am I supposed to do about balding? How are my genetics my fault?
I don't have a career anymore. I had a better work ethic when I was sixteen.
I don't feel sorry for myself because my life situation is entirely of my own accord.
One day things will get better, yeah I'll get real lucky. I'll buy the right stock, I'll invest in the right crypto. I've still got time... I've still got time... I'm still young... I'm still young... I'm still young... I'm
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Anonymous
 No.12911785
No.12911785
>>12911743
are you jewish?
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Anonymous
 No.12911797
No.12911797
>>12911686
Get on dutasteride pronto
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Anonymous
 No.12911932
No.12911932
>>12911797
dutasteride is a gateway drug to be a boy pretending to be a girl
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Anonymous
 No.12911948
No.12911948
>>12911932
literally how, it just prevents balding and prostatitis and also cardiovascular problems caused by high DHT in men
it also increases testosterone because none of it gets converted to DHT anymore.
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Anonymous
 No.12911954
No.12911954
>>12911743
also i forgot to mention my name is retardo and i suck penis
Anonymous
 No.12911943
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No.12911943   [Reply]
[ *** ] A stop job is running for User Manager for UID 1000 (34s / 2min 2s)
You can get past that when you're rebooting by mashing ctrl+alt+delete really fast. You have to do it seven times in under two seconds though.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Anonymous
 No.12911951
No.12911951
Still better than having to wait for 2h for windows update to complete

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
avogadoposter
 No.12911907
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No.12911907   [Reply]
Feeling fresh out of the shower
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avogadoposter
 No.12911913
No.12911913
>>12911909
do you think i could sell the towel i nutted into? this war one big load lole
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avogadoposter
 No.12911915
No.12911915
was*
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avogadoposter
 No.12911944
No.12911944
>>12911907
Freshly shaved legs and freshly laundered sheets, so le comfy
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avogadoposter
 No.12911947
No.12911947
>>12911944
dubs
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Anonymous
 No.12911950
No.12911950
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>>12911907
good job well done
Anonymous
 No.12911759
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No.12911759   [Reply]
Water girl
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Anonymous
 No.12911938
No.12911938
SHE IS HYDRATED

Your fortune: Godly Luck
wish
I'M HiGH No.12910735
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I'M HiGH No.12910735   [Reply]
im ttooo hihilljihihuguhin hhibdesndesu desu desu desu desu

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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wish
 No.12910778
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>>12910749
its okay!!
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Anonymous
 No.12910783
No.12910783
>>12910749
I by druges online, synthetic weed is legal
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Anonymous
 No.12910933
No.12910933
Stuffing my fingers down this whores throat until she throws up!
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Anonymous
 No.12910934
No.12910934
>>12910933
Dubs!
:O
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Anonymous
 No.12911930
No.12911930
>>12910744
brain damage dubs
Anonymous
 No.12909781
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No.12909781   [Reply]
mom found the girl clothes
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Anonymous
 No.12910570
No.12910570
they were supposed to be here at 7:30
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Anonymous
 No.12911660
No.12911660
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>>12909967
>67
67
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Anonymous
No.12911665
No.12911665
>>12909781
stupid dingus username over the meme caption
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Anonymous
 No.12911667
No.12911667
>>12909781
did u stole em or did u buy em urself anon
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Anonymous
 No.12911925
No.12911925
>>12911660
blehhhhhhh

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Anonymous
 No.12911881
No.12911881   [Reply]
What is this body type called?
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Anonymous
 No.12911897
No.12911897
hot mom
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Anonymous
 No.12911912
No.12911912
the deja vu griller
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Anonymous
 No.12911919
No.12911919
milfcore
Anonymous
 No.12910276
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No.12910276   [Reply]
I don't want to get a job I don't want to get a job I don't want to
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Anonymous
 No.12911629
No.12911629
>>12911364
id be jealous if u scored a job at a pizzeria, best wishes OP, no matter what happens, I hope you get a chance to make a positive difference to someone elses day, and if they try to bring you down for u just doing ur job, I hope ur soul and mood is protected from such wacky bullshit, take care OP and peace be with you in ur future endeavors
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Anonymous
 No.12911632
No.12911632
>>12910285
OP made this thread which is more than you'll ever accomplish in your sad life of looking down on others dreams.
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Anonymous
 No.12911771
No.12911771
>>12910276
is somebody forcing you to?
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Anonymous
 No.12911905
No.12911905
>>12911366
unhealthy dubs

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Anonymous
 No.12911914
No.12911914
>>12911771
socio-economic coercion probably, i hate that guy he should get a job and see how he likes it
wish
 No.12910240
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No.12910240   [Reply]
guys im studying and i have to go to uni in a long time noo
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wish
 No.12910730
No.12910730
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im soo high yayyyyyy
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Anonymous
 No.12910731
No.12910731
>>12910730
holy fugg this picture is like if there was 5 same fortunes in one thread

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Anonymous
 No.12910768
No.12910768
>>12910290
aren't you 28?
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Anonymous
 No.12911738
No.12911738
>>12910255
unchecked doubles on page 10!
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Anonymous
 No.12911910
No.12911910
>>12910730
>>12910731
now that's what i call skovmoj

Your fortune: Outlook good
Anonymous
 No.12911721
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No.12911721   [Reply]
Yeah I did a sex, make you jelly loser???
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Anonymous
 No.12911895
No.12911895
>>12911749
I putted my penis inside her vagina

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Anonymous
 No.12911899
No.12911899
>>12911895
damn
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Anonymous
 No.12911900
No.12911900
>>12911721
gross normie
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Anonymous
 No.12911903
No.12911903
>>12911900
Dubs!
this
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Anonymous
 No.12911904
No.12911904
>>12911899
dubs
eduardo
 No.12910653
No.12910653   [Reply]
larping is now a fully constituined right in esfores
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wish
 No.12910891
No.12910891
>>12910890
you are literally larping rn

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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Anonymous
 No.12910894
No.12910894
>>12910653
BEHOLD AS I LARP AS A DOG


>*woof*
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Anonymous
 No.12910900
No.12910900
>>12910891
No I am rping as myself at best it is different
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Anonymous
No.12910906
No.12910906
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>>12910653
larping is protected by free speech
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Anonymous
 No.12911894
No.12911894
>>12910900
dubs
Anonymous
 No.12909339
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No.12909339   [Reply]
cheer up, anon

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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Anonymous
 No.12910888
No.12910888
>>12909339
thank u anon, i wish u a cheerful and good week
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Anonymous
 No.12910895
No.12910895
>>12909361
Scream and shit violently
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Anonymous
 No.12911891
No.12911891
>>12910888
trips unchecked, last page
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Anonymous
 No.12911892
No.12911892
>>12910888
cheerful triples
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Anonymous
 No.12911893
No.12911893
>>12909344
dubs of resistance
bavi trailer dude
No.12911041
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No.12911041   [Reply]
Life is a pendulum that swings between boredom and suffering.
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Anonymous
 No.12911054
No.12911054
>>12911051
No silly I mean content not content
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eduardo
 No.12911057
No.12911057
>life is lole
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seuss
 No.12911138
No.12911138
>>12911041
this thread has returned..

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Anonymous
 No.12911150
No.12911150
>>12911054
it's pronounced content
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Anonymous
 No.12911880
No.12911880
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>>12911041
Anonymous
 No.12911170
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No.12911170   [Reply]
Guillotine-chan is hungry.
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Anonymous
 No.12911182
No.12911182
>>12911170
https://youtu.be/Wl5K4CDXp2I?si=WvtNi94yLlZIcwc-&t=45
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Anonymous
 No.12911876
No.12911876
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>>12911170
k
Anonymous
 No.12911775
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No.12911775   [Reply]
today i had eggs sausages and hash browns for breakfast, ritz cracker/cheese bites for a snack, then air fryer pink salmon rice and steamed broccoli for dinner. did i do good?
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Anonymous
 No.12911795
No.12911795
yes. keep eating good
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Anonymous
 No.12911848
No.12911848
>>12911795
its hard but ill try to stay consistent
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Anonymous
 No.12911850
No.12911850
fat fuck lole
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Anonymous
 No.12911853
No.12911853
>>12911848
good frogposter
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