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Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>13209026
>>13209685
Two of the same fortunes.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13181859
keksandra taking huge throbbing cock from her femboyfriends is so hote
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Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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This is me after exercising for 3 months, 3 times a week. I have new and exciting muscles on both sides of my forarms and upper arms and muscles on the front of my upper thigh from my bulgarian split squats. I'm becoming someone who I can feel happy about looking at compared to my previous skeleton self where every one of my muscles was atrophied to the minimum growth.
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Impossible! How did he get so strong? What does the scouter say about his power level?
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>>13211417
oh my god that poor stickman is being attacked by red-pain blobs!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>13211420
IT'S OVER 9000

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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the red is cum btw

What if Reyuku-san have a baka hammer?

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OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH CATFISH
DID YOU FOUND IT YET BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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BWAHAHAHAHA GADO IS RETARDED AND BWAHAHAHAA HE THINKS THAT BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA ANYONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT A NAMEFIG THEY CAN JUST FILTER IF THEY DON'T LIKE HIM
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hahahahha
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>>13211087
I just wanna see the website for lols, apparently hes also made a channel on chinese youtube with some ai shit about catfish too but the fact he won't show anything probaly means its bullshit anyway meltdowns are entertaining at least
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>>13211098
yea you will never get thhe links out of me BWAHAHAHAHA
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>>13211084
Kill namefigs. Behead namefigs. Roundhouse kick a namefig into the concrete. Slam dunk a namefig baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy namefigs. Defecate in a namefig's food. Launch namefigs into the sun. Stir fry namefigs in a wok. Toss namefigs into active volcanoes. Urinate into a namefigs gas tank. Judo throw namefigs into a wood chipper. Twist namefigs heads off. Report namefigs to the IRS. Karate chop namefigs in half. Curb stomp pregnant black namefigs. Trap namefigs in quicksand. Crush namefigs in the trash compactor. Liquefy namefigs in a vat of acid. Eat namefigs. Dissect namefigs. Exterminate namefigs in the gas chamber. Stomp namefigs skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate namefigs in the oven. Lobotomize namefigs. Mandatory abortions for namefigs. Grind namefigs fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown namefigs in fried chicken grease. Vaporize namefigs with a ray gun. Kick old namefigs down the stairs. Feed namefigs to alligators. Slice namefigs with a katana. Put a bomb in a namefig's mouth. Throw knives at namefigs. Inflate namefigs until they pop. Send namefigs into a blackhole. Castrate namefigs. Feed namefigs poisoned food. Force namefigs to walk the plank. Push namefigs into a pit. Kneel on a namefig's neck. Curse namefigs with a spell. Stuff namefig babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten namefigs with a tank. Pop a namefig's car tire. Strike namefig children with a ruler. Make namefigs swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a namefig's limbs. Airdrop namefigs into Antarctica. Throw namefigs off the boat. Pressurize namefigs into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a namefig's ass. Falcon-punch a namefig's in the face. Make namefigs into fiction. Blow namefigs heads off with grenade launchers. Blow namefigs brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock namefigs in a cage and drown them underwater.

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fuck da police #thug
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I hate that I laughed

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our future:
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>>13211465
can you actually even go to jail if you miss the bullet while killing yourself
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>>13211474
no chance you're straight
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>>13211496
YES CHANCE THE DUBBIES WILL COME AND I WILL HAVE THEM ALL FOR MEEEE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES THE TIME OF THE DUBBIE SIS COMING NOW EVERYBODY STRAGIHT WATCHOUT OUT
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>>13211498
off by one
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>>13211498
ill cuddle you to sleep

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I need the original of this okay [s4s]? the home page it's taken from where he documents his lifestyle reading sci fi novels and posting about them on BBS eating gruel and running a treadmill you will find it for me yes? because I want the pictures of his bookshelves to show my little lady who I care for very deeply and treasure very much. You and I we've been together so long you would not dare refuse this request from your dear old pal and his missus no?

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13211415
We were literally looking for this for home decor inspiration but okay.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13211445
thats great now get the fuck off my board and die of lesbian bed death or whatever
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dying from being crushed by old terminals you dont know how to use would be good too
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>>13211456
With this, you are insinuating that you know how to operate one of these terminals, no? So prove it. First tell me the exact make and model of the terminal pictured, the hardware, and tell me how to store text onto it.
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>>13211451
i wasnt born with a flesh wound in the crotch spot

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUzUTABurfs&t=198s
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^_^
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Yep
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>>13209000 (I shat on my pants til 5 or 6)
but you never knew that ...how could you ...anyways
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>>13209000
>>13209000
>>13209000
unchecked trips page >>10
>>13209000
>>13209000


Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Your fortune: Bad Luck
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^_^

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yes no maybe idk can you repeat the question
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>AI Slop
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>>13211452
its real
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YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
AND YOU'RE NOT SO BIG!!!

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I walked a few miles and looked at girls thanks for reading my blog

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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rape catfish
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kill your self
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>>13211441
ok bye

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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deer
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Rape girls.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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i am drinking
i am smoking
i am faded

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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hehehehheh yeaaaahhhhaaaaa

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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lame is a whore
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lame is awesome i love lame

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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have you taken meds
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in high school we used to sneak out behind the gym and do ibuprofens
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>>13210716
to make you stop itching from the opiates
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I used to take lorazepam recreationally y grandma used to give me them and sleeping pills she's awesome

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>13210719
that's what the DPH is for

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13210722
doopees per hour

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could i shamelessly advertise here?
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well erm just watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr3A0dDoT0E
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darn I keep crashing, i dunno if i can keep playing minecraft...
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>>13210843
Kino

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13210898
thats actually the opposite of what rules are
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>>13210879
i like them

Install Fedora GNU/Linux
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Install OpenSUSE Linux

>>13210907
Linux is already something to live for

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13210743
Hard to use
>>13211358
Why?
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>>13210736
i use arch, btw

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>13210736
Nah.
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install big black nigga balls HD

Your fortune: Godly Luck


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