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i imagine
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my cats cooler than your cat

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>10419155
That's a frisbee, idiot.

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>be me
>guy
>need a haircut
>go to usual barber
>getting hair cut
>finds vibration of the hair clippers relaxing
>wonder if there is a haircut fetish
>gets hard
>feels flustered
>endures through the haircut
>goes to the restroom to cool off
>pulls down pants to pee
>sees precum on underwear
>finishes business and cleans self off
>searches on phone to see if this fetish exists

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>be me
>be me
>be me
>be me
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>just be yourself
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>>10418491
exact same thing hapen 2 me
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>>10418494
beamy
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>>10418491
Just get random erections at any time of the day, problem solved.

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what's in the box?

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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poopies
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>>10419087
私は彼女の家に行き、彼女のかわいらしい頭を切り落としました。

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Bad luck
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>>10419087
ur mom lol.
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dont kill him anon!
if you kill him... he wins!

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sensei cloppy says man who runs infront of boss gets tired man who runs behind bus gets exhausted
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>>10417259
Why do spiders want to live inside all of a sudden
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wow
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>>10417493
indeed
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:)>
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>>10418618
: ))

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this is hana-chan

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>10419129
Is she half-slug?
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>>10419129
she has nice fallopian tubes
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>>10419137
those are chocolate eclairs

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I have been elevated to playful JIDF.
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>>10419090
you should try laxatives
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>>10419093
ok
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install a miniature black hole in your abdomen

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>10419090
I bet you didn't even try. Slacker.

xd
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>>10419095
Cool I hope that happens to me someday sounds pretty neat. Maybe someone will put me on the cover of a death metal album.

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I need a friend who gives me a lot of attention, who kisses me and keeps me confined in a room.

It's so hard to have this cruel world
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>>10418175
I HATE NIGGERS
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>>10418175
tfw no yandere mama gf to do exactly that

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>10418391
hey I'm crudegumour and ur awesome, good posts
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>>10419066
thank you mister crud egumour
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>>10419097
thanks

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Feeding the ducks
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>>10418715
in some places the street and toilet are the same thing
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>>10418717
tfw when you wrap your bumper around a porcelain toilet in the middle of the road at 50mph
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>>10418443
it says: ENTE
in German, this means bad newspaper joke or something
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>>10418443
your kodomotachis are so bauetiful anon
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lol

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it's time to turn the clock around

Your fortune: Good Luck
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nooooo don't reverse le time noooooooo

*AAAAAAAAARGHHHH*

-me le worrying about le sudden time reversal because the laws of physics ackshually don't prevent that from happening

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pink micker is safe in the pod
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bleep
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>>10416366
unh*cked doubles on the last page
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>>10416176
when you came into the pod
you told me that something was wrong
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>>10418555
Trips!
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>>10416176
i prefer brown nicker

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The Konata thread...

GONE!
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>>10417944
two same numbers!!
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>>10417920
cute bitches
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>>10418769
Konata gonna suck dat tiddy

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wont be long before the entire internet gets filled with bots and ai
unable to differentiate computer people from computer computers, youtube videos, posters, even on chatsites like discord and shit its just gonna be machines, maybe trying to trick you, stealing your data
its gonna get very lonely very soon

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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talking to me has been boring for nine years

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>10418876
Raise awareness for "Flube" Psychosis!

So i went to the doc four years ago because of sleep deprivation and he diagnosed me with "Flube" Psychosis.
He even said that contrary to popular belief Ego Death is quite common!
So here's a little handout my doc gave to me, in case any of you suffer from "flube" Psychosis as well.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>10419068
I would hug you telepathically
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>>10419074
that's not necessary i can already do most things with my unbidden soul for an afterlife i don't believe in

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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windows > apple > ???

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goodnight [s4s]
thank you for being my friend
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>>10418722
Don't let the bedbugs bite
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>>10418722
nighty night :>
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>>10418722
Today i feel very lonely, i would kill for a Satorin lap pillow
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>>10418839
omg she nakey
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>>10419040
we all are, under our clothes

her pizzer fell.....
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let me get it for you
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>>10418383
such a wonderful gentleman
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>>10418335
anya such a dumb baka aho
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loli HAET pizza
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>>10418696
as true today as it was 1979 when the meme first debuted, some things never change


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