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drink water nigga
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drink MY water
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>>12945572
i im!
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Does an americano count?
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>>12945626
https://youtu.be/8ZmrYODAVLI
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>>12945630
drink MY water..

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s4s humor
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>>12943647
Soitroon humor also means posting hurtcore CSAM shit like Daisy's Destruction with "edgy" captions like "Scully won", along with posting "DNB" ("dead nigger baby", i.e. gore of black infants) and "BMT" (baby monkey torture). That's why there really needs to be zero tolerance for those fucks. Most sites rightfully ban soitroons on sight.
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>>12945117
trvke
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>>12945117
>>12945419

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I'm bored... make le nice requests... if you keep them s4s type of post I'd appreciate it

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Draw this right now anon
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Do not draw this
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Draw this

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i'm getting chicken sandwiches with onion rings and peach-flavored ice tea
ranch and buffalo sauce on the side and i got some stuff to sprinkle on the fries
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>>12944817
i love a good salad but my fridge is messed up and i can't store veggies
if it were convenient to get a plate of it i would more often
i'm gonna get alcohol & monster then head home
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>>12944858
kanpai thread soon...
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>>12945265
too tired maybe tomorrow or maybe i wait for friday like i should
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>>12945395
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>>12944814
im jealous

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looking for ugly black women to fap to

hmu if you know any cool webms! (everyone is so pretty nowadays)

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12945583
I mean REALLY ugly! I gotta goon bad! (goon is code for shit and piss and cum)

>>12945585
no that's not ugly, just boring

>>12945584
no! Not like my mom! I was sitting there thinking one day, "man my life is sorta okay now. I miss when my life was crap and my gf was ugly! those were the days... suffering in style!"

and then I had to fap really hard! I miss fake weave, and funny faces, and bad make up!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12945596
seuss did you just call Beet boring?
I feel betrayed
but I still love you
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>>12945600
sorry i didn't know he meant that much to you...

still i have to wave my oversized appendage around until I feel better!

https://o.uguu.se/rVSLBlgA.webm

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12945608
you're such a gentleman
I hope you get that elusive nut
Oh I thought of an ugly woman for you to crank your hog to Oprah Winfrey
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>>12945614
bro almost caught the hentaivirus..

I hope I nail it down too! I miss Macy's on 6th Avenue, I miss poor black women, I miss two dollar lip balm, and making out in the park!

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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i think the people in the auschwitz camp were weak because apparently they got 1,500 calories a day and still died quickly. like im almost 6 feet and im a little underweight, but my weight has remained stable despite daily calories ranging from 800-1,400 for probably about 5 years now.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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ok adam lanza

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12945599
you sit at your desk and probably don't move more than 30m on your own two feet the entire day, of course your daily caloric needs wont be much past your basal metabolic rate just from breathing and lying around
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>>12945599
The problem is, OP, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.
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>>>/pol/

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fuck space

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12945555
are quads such a strange concept
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>>12945555
yes
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>>12945570
may happiness befall you

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12945575
that's not how it works
if you are sad you are sad forever
if you are happy you are blissful
if you're retarded you are retarded forever
it's why the self-help section of every book store sells the most
people want to escape themselves and it will simply never happen

Oh sorry
.. thank you anon I'll try...
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>>12945562

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is nudism based?
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>>12942789
u alone?
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>>12942798
r u alone?
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>>12944576
You didn't answer the question.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12944576
Answer it fag
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>>12944576
ANSWER THE QUESTION

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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welp i'm off to my j*b
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>>12945469
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>>12945469
why are you greek
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>>12945477
DUBZINGA XDXDXD
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>>12945491
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>>12945499
ANOTHA DUBZINGA WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

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the spikegirl..... LOLE!!!!!!!!!!!
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The creature in the image is a fan-created character known as Homupine (or sometimes Homuhog), which is a mashup of the character Homura Akemi from the anime Puella Magi Madoka Magica and a hedgehog.This meme often references the philosophical concept of the Hedgehog's Dilemma, which describes the challenge of human intimacy: the desire to get close to others while fearing the pain (or "quills") that comes with it. This is seen as a metaphor for Homura's character arc, where she pushes others away to protect them.The character has become a popular subject for various "shitposts" and fan illustrations across platforms like Reddit and X (formerly Twitter).
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>>12944160
no that's spikegirl
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lole
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LOLE
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L O L E

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pls hold

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12945215
Beautiful, thanke
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>>12945215
WAOW EPIC WIN
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>>12945215
nice job
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>>12945215
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A thread died for ts

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day -1 not fabing bepis
#cumitment

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

prev thread:
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12914496/#12936753

currnt thread:
>>12931515

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

we have 9 tracks so far, more and all are welcome to contriboot

Fantavus:
https://voca.ro/1bXsjoC6zYoj
https://voca.ro/1afHwOIgW27S
https://voca.ro/1b9FY9LJG1MX

Le Dark Lord:
https://voca.ro/1lwro8lY2iN7
https://voca.ro/1mYD3PyRBaQi

Stornuoneiin Weoain:
https://voca.ro/1eJiSHY9p6jM

me:

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>>12944957
my brain = mush
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>>12945232
very good gif
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>>12945232
amazing gif

also i miscounted we're at >>17 tracks now not counting fantavus' & anons upcoming tracks

>Your fortune: good job •:^D
https://voca.ro/1f2gTQHWozph

Your fortune: Good Luck
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ur doing this too fast i cant keep up :O
this is uhhhh "be a jerk a suck some dick"...yes!!! https://vocaroo.com/1fRKztHNDigM
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>>12945488
okay well slow down:^)10/10!!!1!]/spoiler]

Your fortune: Good Luck

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im in a really dark place right now. you guys are literally the only people i know how to talk to
i'm sorry
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>>12944492
I always stayed in my room to use my computer.
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>>12944290
Are you perhaps this bird that fell into my sewer?
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>>12944483
please dont be so hard on yourself
you can still turn things around and socialize more
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>>12944483
maybe it wasn't because you were selfish. maybe it was because you were coping with something the best you could. I hope you're able to give yourself grace, to be patient and understanding with yourself, because you're clearly dealing with a lot. whether through therapy or self-help, if you want to make a change in your life you might think about exploring what it is that's holding you back from leading the life you want to live; just concluding that you're "selfish" doesn't really offer you a path forward.
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>>12944506
>>12944625
thanks for the kind words


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