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According to Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle everyone of you are gay unit you try a ding dong.
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No, your understanding of quantum physics is lacking at best.
t. Actually physicist

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ma
dada dada
dada dada
da daa

https://youtu.be/7aHY3ho12CY

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lol
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>>9645846
no lol if a griller looks at me like this i will cower in "fear"
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>>9645857
lol imagine if she was lesbian
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breastr is bad
hijab is good
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Best show of the 29th century
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>>9645830
keep on noodlin

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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Welcome to, how long will you have your stay?
Can i offer you anything from the bar?
How many beds do you want in your room?
Remember to write in the gestbooks!
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>>9646250
no sir it would just be the bed like a mattress that is shaped as a bread + condiments, no sexuality necessary
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>>9646251
THAT;S JUST WHAT THEY GAYS SAID
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>>9646255 (Dubs)
looks like my room is ready :^)
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>>9646270
I HOPE YOU;RE BED IS STALE ANF MOLDY
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>>9646229
Ok, liquor is on its way condiments are extra tho :)
>>9646231
Of course, condiments are extra tho :)
>>9646232
Ok here is 16 bed

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>>9638574
lol
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>>9644261
>>9644802
terrifying
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(maybe that doesn't sound sincere from the humorous parody attached but it is seriously visceral and provoking stuff, well drawn!)
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>>9645688
dubs
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who is he...

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>be me
>finally able to throw a birthday party after 3 months cause of covid
>get dumped by gf 2 weeks before the party
>try luck and invite my long time crush
>she accepts
>party is going great
>I drink a lot and smoke weed
>my systems shut down after 2hours
>she hates me for that and tells me she won't come again
>it was supposed to be the best night but now it is the worst in my life
How do you live with your mistakes anons because I'm not handling it too well I fucked up big time
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Why would she hate you just because you passed out? Unless we're missing details, fuck her. You dodged a bullet.
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>>9644379
you need to be 18+ to post on this website
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>>9644486
mate this is a guy who made a really bad decision and you wanted to know who is he quoting?
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OP here for update
3 days since the incident

As soon as I woke up today the very first thing that came through my mind was how she told me it's over, now I just try not to think about it as much as I can, hopefully my work will keep me busy

Take care anons
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>>9646269
Yesterday my dad came to my home first time since i came live here.

I got a bunch of shit load happening, forgot to clean the house and stuff and even hadn't anything to eat when he shown up.

Meanwhile my gf got sick and now she is puking all over the house, i couldnt even sleep helping her.

He left now, and looked up to me like i was made of shit.

The secret is:
Shit happens bro. You cant control, and sometimes you will feel shamed cause of it. The twist is that you can always ignore and try again, or hate yourself for being imperfect like any human being is.

Yeah sometimes it will be your fault, sometimes dont. Giving it too much attention will cause you to enter an endless tornado of shame that will lead you to other mistakes that will sum up more shame until you cant hold anymore.

The only one you should satisfy is yourself. Next time try to do things different. You will fail again, and again, but normally you tend to be less wrong from time to time.

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how do i. how do i
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>>9646258
very well, thank you. and me? how have i been?

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eccentric, charming, and a mystery...just who IS Spike Von Spikehelm?
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mmmm tee
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>>9644622
DUBS on page 11!
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>>9636761
WHO?
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>>9646179
>>9646179
a business man

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Welcome back to esfores breakfast frens :)
Beary pink made chocolate chip pancakes today for everyone to enjoy

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>9644321
YES

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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I want eggs!!!!!
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(a couple minutes earlier...)
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>>9644894
you'll have your eggs!
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Your fortune: Godly Luck

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horns are cute
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>>9645299
brown is tasty
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not really
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fortune
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>>9645299
Brown girl
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>>9645299
*handlebars

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You first...
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>>9645521
if you understood everything, you would either kill yourself or build a time machine
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>>9645220
I'm gonna walk foward while punching in front of me over and over. If a monster pops out it'll get bopped.
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>>9645521
no,
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>>9645233
Dubs of true courage
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>>9645220
yeah ill go i love urbex shit

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munch has TWO girlfriends!
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>>9645778
I can't believe my're imouto is this lesbian
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OP bumping his failed thread
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>>9645778
Gee munch, how come your timeline lets you have TWO girlfriends?
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OP bumping his failed thread
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i love madoka magica but homura really is worst girl

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Am I gay because I watched aria the animation?
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>>9644885
k
*exsential crisis incoming*
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>>9644772
No. It's a very comfy anime.
Best watched when you're about to go to bed.
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>>9644772
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>>9646354
this wasn't supposed to be that big ___
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>>9644777
trips and anime is gay and something to be ashamed of watching for the most part but if this anime is nice and not some fucking sad coomer fantasy world full of retards who do not interact like actual humans then maybe you are not gay.

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violanse
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self defanse
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>>9644599 (Dubs)
it has to be done no matter the consequences
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>>9646177
dubs spotted
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>>9646181
lole

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ROROROROOROROOROROOROROROOROROORORLLRLLRLRLLRLLRLRROROOROROROOROROLLLL
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>>9646159
perfect loop!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>9646161
Nice double 6161!!
Yes it is beautiful
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>>9646159
yes




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