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Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)09:30:11 No.10419155

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Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)09:30:11 No.10419155 [Reply]

i imagine

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Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)09:30:33 No.10419156

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)09:30:33 No.10419156

my cats cooler than your cat

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)09:45:56 No.10419167

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)09:45:56 No.10419167

>>10419155
That's a frisbee, idiot.

Anonymous
10/04/22(Tue)21:49:53 No.10418491

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Anonymous 10/04/22(Tue)21:49:53 No.10418491 [Reply]

>be me
>guy
>need a haircut
>go to usual barber
>getting hair cut
>finds vibration of the hair clippers relaxing
>wonder if there is a haircut fetish
>gets hard
>feels flustered
>endures through the haircut
>goes to the restroom to cool off
>pulls down pants to pee
>sees precum on underwear
>finishes business and cleans self off
>searches on phone to see if this fetish exists

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Anonymous
10/04/22(Tue)21:52:43 No.10418494

Anonymous 10/04/22(Tue)21:52:43 No.10418494

>be me
>be me
>be me
>be me

Anonymous
10/04/22(Tue)21:59:21 No.10418507

Anonymous 10/04/22(Tue)21:59:21 No.10418507

>just be yourself

Anonymous
10/04/22(Tue)22:44:17 No.10418585

Anonymous 10/04/22(Tue)22:44:17 No.10418585

>>10418491
exact same thing hapen 2 me

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)04:34:03 No.10418909

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)04:34:03 No.10418909

>>10418494
beamy

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)09:28:55 No.10419153

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)09:28:55 No.10419153

>>10418491
Just get random erections at any time of the day, problem solved.

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)08:16:53 No.10419087

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Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)08:16:53 No.10419087 [Reply]

what's in the box?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)08:21:51 No.10419092

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)08:21:51 No.10419092

poopies

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)08:44:53 No.10419114

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)08:44:53 No.10419114

>>10419087
私は彼女の家に行き、彼女のかわいらしい頭を切り落としました。

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)09:02:32 No.10419124

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)09:02:32 No.10419124

Bad luck

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)09:24:38 No.10419143

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)09:24:38 No.10419143

>>10419087
ur mom lol.

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)09:27:13 No.10419150

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)09:27:13 No.10419150

dont kill him anon!
if you kill him... he wins!

Anonymous
10/03/22(Mon)21:46:10 No.10417115

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Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)21:46:10 No.10417115 [Reply]

sensei cloppy says man who runs infront of boss gets tired man who runs behind bus gets exhausted

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Anonymous
10/04/22(Tue)01:17:48 No.10417270

Anonymous 10/04/22(Tue)01:17:48 No.10417270

>>10417259
Why do spiders want to live inside all of a sudden

Anonymous
10/04/22(Tue)04:34:01 No.10417493

Anonymous 10/04/22(Tue)04:34:01 No.10417493

wow

Anonymous
10/04/22(Tue)10:03:05 No.10417734

Anonymous 10/04/22(Tue)10:03:05 No.10417734

>>10417493
indeed

Anonymous
10/04/22(Tue)23:06:35 No.10418618

Anonymous 10/04/22(Tue)23:06:35 No.10418618

:)>

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)09:24:17 No.10419142

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)09:24:17 No.10419142

>>10418618
: ))

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)09:13:09 No.10419129

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Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)09:13:09 No.10419129 [Reply]

this is hana-chan

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)09:22:24 No.10419137

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)09:22:24 No.10419137

>>10419129
Is she half-slug?

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)09:22:52 No.10419138

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)09:22:52 No.10419138

>>10419129
she has nice fallopian tubes

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)09:24:05 No.10419141

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)09:24:05 No.10419141

>>10419137
those are chocolate eclairs

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)08:19:29 No.10419090

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Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)08:19:29 No.10419090 [Reply]

I have been elevated to playful JIDF.

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Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)08:22:30 No.10419093

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)08:22:30 No.10419093

>>10419090
you should try laxatives

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)08:43:48 No.10419113

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)08:43:48 No.10419113

>>10419093
ok

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)08:48:27 No.10419117

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)08:48:27 No.10419117

install a miniature black hole in your abdomen

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)09:16:27 No.10419132

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)09:16:27 No.10419132

>>10419090
I bet you didn't even try. Slacker.

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)08:23:10 No.10419095

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Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)08:23:10 No.10419095 [Reply]

xd

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Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)09:12:31 No.10419128

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)09:12:31 No.10419128

>>10419095
Cool I hope that happens to me someday sounds pretty neat. Maybe someone will put me on the cover of a death metal album.

Anonymous
10/04/22(Tue)17:25:24 No.10418175

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Anonymous 10/04/22(Tue)17:25:24 No.10418175 [Reply]

I need a friend who gives me a lot of attention, who kisses me and keeps me confined in a room.

It's so hard to have this cruel world

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Nigger
10/04/22(Tue)20:41:22 No.10418396

Nigger 10/04/22(Tue)20:41:22 No.10418396

>>10418175
I HATE NIGGERS

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)07:41:26 No.10419062

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)07:41:26 No.10419062

>>10418175
tfw no yandere mama gf to do exactly that

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)07:44:17 No.10419066

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)07:44:17 No.10419066

>>10418391
hey I'm crudegumour and ur awesome, good posts

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)08:24:07 No.10419097

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)08:24:07 No.10419097

>>10419066
thank you mister crud egumour

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)08:49:23 No.10419118

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)08:49:23 No.10419118

>>10419097
thanks

Anonymous
10/04/22(Tue)21:18:55 No.10418443

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Anonymous 10/04/22(Tue)21:18:55 No.10418443 [Reply]

Feeding the ducks

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Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)00:14:21 No.10418717

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)00:14:21 No.10418717

>>10418715
in some places the street and toilet are the same thing

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)00:21:17 No.10418723

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)00:21:17 No.10418723

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>>10418717
tfw when you wrap your bumper around a porcelain toilet in the middle of the road at 50mph

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)05:55:33 No.10418969

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)05:55:33 No.10418969

>>10418443
it says: ENTE
in German, this means bad newspaper joke or something

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)06:04:14 No.10418975

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)06:04:14 No.10418975

>>10418443
your kodomotachis are so bauetiful anon

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)08:39:26 No.10419111

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)08:39:26 No.10419111

lol

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)08:34:56 No.10419107

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Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)08:34:56 No.10419107 [Reply]

it's time to turn the clock around

Your fortune: Good Luck

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Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)08:38:01 No.10419110

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)08:38:01 No.10419110

nooooo don't reverse le time noooooooo

*AAAAAAAAARGHHHH*

-me le worrying about le sudden time reversal because the laws of physics ackshually don't prevent that from happening

Anonymous
10/03/22(Mon)02:37:15 No.10416176

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Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)02:37:15 No.10416176 [Reply]

pink micker is safe in the pod

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Anonymous
10/04/22(Tue)08:45:38 No.10417654

Anonymous 10/04/22(Tue)08:45:38 No.10417654

bleep

Anonymous
10/04/22(Tue)22:25:41 No.10418555

Anonymous 10/04/22(Tue)22:25:41 No.10418555

>>10416366
unh*cked doubles on the last page

Anonymous
10/04/22(Tue)22:56:11 No.10418603

Anonymous 10/04/22(Tue)22:56:11 No.10418603

>>10416176
when you came into the pod
you told me that something was wrong

Anonymous
10/04/22(Tue)22:57:34 No.10418604

Anonymous 10/04/22(Tue)22:57:34 No.10418604

>>10418555
Trips!

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)08:36:52 No.10419109

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)08:36:52 No.10419109

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>>10416176
i prefer brown nicker

Anonymous
09/24/22(Sat)19:44:38 No.10404804

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Anonymous 09/24/22(Sat)19:44:38 No.10404804 [Reply]

The Konata thread...

GONE!

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Anonymous
10/04/22(Tue)13:39:17 No.10417958

Anonymous 10/04/22(Tue)13:39:17 No.10417958

>>10417944
two same numbers!!

Anonymous
10/04/22(Tue)13:46:18 No.10417969

Anonymous 10/04/22(Tue)13:46:18 No.10417969

>>10417920
cute bitches

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)01:29:42 No.10418769

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)01:29:42 No.10418769

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Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)06:06:38 No.10418977

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)06:06:38 No.10418977

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Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)08:18:32 No.10419089

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)08:18:32 No.10419089

>>10418769
Konata gonna suck dat tiddy

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)04:08:11 No.10418876

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Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)04:08:11 No.10418876 [Reply]

wont be long before the entire internet gets filled with bots and ai
unable to differentiate computer people from computer computers, youtube videos, posters, even on chatsites like discord and shit its just gonna be machines, maybe trying to trick you, stealing your data
its gonna get very lonely very soon

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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seuss
10/05/22(Wed)07:47:32 No.10419068

seuss 10/05/22(Wed)07:47:32 No.10419068

talking to me has been boring for nine years

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)07:54:58 No.10419071

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)07:54:58 No.10419071

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>>10418876
Raise awareness for "Flube" Psychosis!

So i went to the doc four years ago because of sleep deprivation and he diagnosed me with "Flube" Psychosis.
He even said that contrary to popular belief Ego Death is quite common!
So here's a little handout my doc gave to me, in case any of you suffer from "flube" Psychosis as well.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)08:00:14 No.10419074

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)08:00:14 No.10419074

>>10419068
I would hug you telepathically

seuss
10/05/22(Wed)08:01:27 No.10419075

seuss 10/05/22(Wed)08:01:27 No.10419075

>>10419074
that's not necessary i can already do most things with my unbidden soul for an afterlife i don't believe in

Your fortune: Bad Luck

soda pop
10/05/22(Wed)08:05:59 No.10419078

soda pop 10/05/22(Wed)08:05:59 No.10419078

windows > apple > ???

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)00:20:17 No.10418722

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Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)00:20:17 No.10418722 [Reply]

goodnight [s4s]
thank you for being my friend

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Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)03:14:51 No.10418839

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)03:14:51 No.10418839

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>>10418722
Don't let the bedbugs bite

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)03:15:19 No.10418842

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)03:15:19 No.10418842

>>10418722
nighty night :>

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)07:09:42 No.10419039

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)07:09:42 No.10419039

>>10418722
Today i feel very lonely, i would kill for a Satorin lap pillow

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)07:11:22 No.10419040

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)07:11:22 No.10419040

>>10418839
omg she nakey

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)07:42:27 No.10419063

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)07:42:27 No.10419063

>>10419040
we all are, under our clothes

Anonymous
10/04/22(Tue)19:36:42 No.10418335

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Anonymous 10/04/22(Tue)19:36:42 No.10418335 [Reply]

her pizzer fell.....

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Anonymous
10/04/22(Tue)20:22:52 No.10418383

Anonymous 10/04/22(Tue)20:22:52 No.10418383

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let me get it for you

Anonymous
10/04/22(Tue)23:25:33 No.10418640

Anonymous 10/04/22(Tue)23:25:33 No.10418640

>>10418383
such a wonderful gentleman

Anonymous
10/04/22(Tue)23:42:51 No.10418669

Anonymous 10/04/22(Tue)23:42:51 No.10418669

>>10418335
anya such a dumb baka aho

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)00:04:45 No.10418696

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)00:04:45 No.10418696

loli HAET pizza

Anonymous
10/05/22(Wed)07:35:50 No.10419053

Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)07:35:50 No.10419053

>>10418696
as true today as it was 1979 when the meme first debuted, some things never change

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