>hardline policy on alien parasite immigration>will travel back in time to 1999 to stop the spikeman>curb gold yosho inflation crisis>is good and not badThis message paid for by Yosho for President 2024
>>11856823I'm voting Yosho!Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11856823>>11856834Go fuck yourself, I'm gonna vote that
yosho is good and not bad and the spikeman is bad and not good i'm voting for yosho because he is good and not bad these are my own original thoughts
>>11856934Anyways, fuck yourself too
I cast my ballot for niggertown
i voted for you
Yosho
>>11856934flube yosho
>>11856823
>>11857331>he didn't actually write in yoshocoward
>>11856934Is this an AI flube yosho?>>11857331Woah cool!!
>>11856823Posting again to offset posting in the Spikeman thread.Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11856823does Yosho support Jean Francois >>11857432
>>11856823YOSHO WON! FUCK YOU, SPIKEMAN!Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11857275this is a nice board
FRIGG OFF YOSHO
>>11856837such harsh words lil doodYour fortune: Godly Luck
lolYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
a late surge for yosho
>>11856823Yosho won the electoral college and the popular vote. Suck it, Spikeniggers.Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11857066dubsYour fortune: Outlook good
>>11858868spikeite agitprop
>>11856823YOSHO WONYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
yosho seems to be loosing so to him I'll give him a sympathy vote for him for yoshoYour fortune: Average Luck
>>118575757575 getYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
is it true that yosho plans to implement project 1999
>>11861266That's why I voted for him (and he won).Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11860800dubsYour fortune: Bad Luck
So who won?
>>11861724vladmir putin
>>11861724YoshoYour fortune: Godly Luck
lole
>>11861724first one to reach bump limit, otherwise last standing wins
a late surge from yosh
I think it is pretty funny how that one guy keeps bumping the spikeman thread hoping to be able to say "see the yosho thread died first!" even though the spikeman one is undeniably less popular in every metric.Your fortune: Godly Luck
the last time spikeman beat yosho for president he lost the popular vote, but this time he actually won the popular at by 50.5%50.5% of american are alt-right heil hitler neo nazis who want to live in spikeman's timeline of destructionwhatever
>>11862608MFW voting for yosho lole
>>11861266dubsYour fortune: Good Luck
>>11861711dubsYour fortune: Average Luck
it's not yoshover yet
Enact project 1999
>>11862344dubsYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>11863583go Yosho go!
Yosho is the winner.Your fortune: Outlook good
yosho
>>11865510yesYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11866139>>11866276spikefigs want to build schools to indoctrinate impressionable youths into future mass murdererswe need to stop this
>>11866287Now they're talking about Spike hormone treatments.. >>11866297is that even legal? can they do that?
>>11866287I think I've found one of their websites:https://spikedog.schoolWould you show this to your children? Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11866420wtf i don't even know what to say
Spikeman propaganda is too strong.
remember whichever meme gets to 270 electoral college replies first wins
MAKE [S4S] GOOD AND NOT BAD AGAIN
Yosho da best.Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11867361*farts on you*
>>11867382*cums in you're mother*Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11856823Spike lovers are niggers.Your fortune: Average Luck
THE SPIKERS ARE STEALING POSTSYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
The Spikers are eating Spikedogs and Mops, folks.
>>11856823yosho is too old we need younger more hip politicians!
I HATE SPIKERSYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11868180I agree!! VENICE 4 PREZ
>>11868180>>11868438I don't want a cuck just because it's young you homo.Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
We're losing. It's over...
my vote is for yoshoi don't trust someone who tried to destroy the world 25 years ago with our nuclear arsenal
>>11868973Oh come on that timeline doesn't even exist any more you big baby.
>>11856823Yosho 2024Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11869078https://youtu.be/TioxePCeTDwdude we even have a completely disconnected multiverse where yosho had to travel forward in time from 600 to 1999 then got turned into a human for some reason
>>11869502Why does human Yosho have The Spikeman for hair?
>>11869552akira toriyama made everything a spike
>>11869555Your fortune: Godly Luck
this is the most important presidential election, possibly everYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11870102yesYour fortune: Average Luck
>>11870102I agree, whoever wins this election will totally change the course of [S4S]
if spikeman hits bump limit first then yosho has mandate to implement project yosho 2024 while spikeman is frozen in the archive
Who has the ruder vote?
>>11870808Robert "Flube" Kennedy, jr.he dropped out of the the race to endorse spikeman
>>11870808YoshoYour fortune: Good Luck
>>11870488dubsYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11871289yosho
>>11871289
>>11856823Breaking News: Spikeman says he will ban anine!Is it over for Spikeman as this unprecedented turn of events could swing nicers in favor of Yosho?Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11856823Yosho is the best.Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11871835ummmm source please .Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
yosho should drop out of the race and let vice president bury pink run for orifice instead
>>11871877dubsYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
YoshYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
Yuji Sakai has taught me so much. When he found me I was angry and sick. But over the years he has showed me there is still a lingering light. Now I will go fight spikeman.
>>11873332if only you got quads>>11873333who did
>>11873337Now I don't care who you are thats funny right there
What will Yosho do about the furry problem?
Carrie Fischer should've done porn.
>>11873337nipsYour fortune: Good Luck
>>11873489nah, the overwhelming majority of pornstars before 2000 are going to be completely lost to history
>>11873489Are you eighty years old?Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11874119Yosho has the boomer vote.
>>11874605well yeah boomers were alive in 1999 when yosho talked the spikeman out of destroying the worldsome zoomers these days are 1999 denialists and think the event was all "Yuji Sakai can't post dank memes"
>>11856823I'm thinking Yosh.Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Spikeman has a 40 post lead on us. It's over...
>>11875002Not if we don't give a fuck about optics it's not!Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11875023whoever gets to 270 replies first wins *shrug*
>>11856823YoshoYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11856823What's the difference between Yosho and Yoshi?Your fortune: Outlook good
>>11875392what makes you think they are related?Your fortune: Outlook good
>>11875392yosho is firstborn of yoshi, like how alduin is firstborn of akatosh
nazi here, I'm voting for Spikeman because Yosho is a jewSpikeman is also a jew but I'm ok with that for some reason
>>11856823YoshoYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
anyone else see yosho's new campaign ad? I was a bit unsure how to vote before, but now I've been convinced that yosho is what this board needs
LETS GO YOSHO LETS GO !
>>11856823YYour fortune: Good Luck
>>11875892OYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>11876296HYour fortune: Average Luck
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>>11876211YOSHO POSTERS WILL BE EXTERMINATEDSPIKEMAN POSTERS WILL BE EXTERMINATEDALL [s4s] POSTERS WILL BE EXTERMINATED
>>11861725YUJI SAKAI LOCATEDEXTERMINATE ALL YUJI SAKAISEXTERMINATE THE ORIGINAL SCHIZOPHRENIC SHAWNA NO SHAKUGAN YUJIEXTERMINATE THE IMAGE GUYEXTERMINATE THE ONE WHO LOVES IT WHEN THE ANIMES ARE KAWAIIEXTERMINATE THE LORE MASTEREXTERMINATE ALL YUJI SAKAIS
>>11876400I HAVE BEEN EXTERMINATEDI HAVE BEEN EXTERMINATED
>>11856823Yosho is the man!Your fortune: Average Luck
>>11875882I'm not sure what you-- you know what, I think you're exactly right! all hail supreme overlord yosho
THE DALEKS ARE BACK!!!RUN. HIDE. RUN AND HIDE.Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
my own original vote
just putting in another [s4s] electoral college vote for yoshoit looks like this one is going to be a tight race unlike the multiverse where keksandra completely blew out both drumpf and shillary in 2016
YoshYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Yosho will make McDonald's free.Your fortune: Outlook good
>>11856823I like dinosaurs.Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11877899dubsYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11856823I've voting Yosho because he's cuter than Spikeman.Your fortune: Bad Luck
Yosho is friends with Mario.Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Yosho is cool.Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Yosh > Spike
Osho
Yosho was in Super Smash Bros., Spikeman wasn't.
Yo-yo
>>11878265that's not going to sway the melee vote though, anything associated with hackurai is trash now
Yosher
>>11878367How so?Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11878375Please respond.Your fortune: Outlook good
Yosho will make all anime free.
>>11857331lole
>>11878375yosho is like f tier in basically every single smash game, all his power budget is in his eet you grab and his smw2 style recovery, the only cool thing he can do is grab you at the edge of the stage and poop you out to death, but that doesn't work against anyone remotely competent
Yosho Story is an underrated video game.
>>11878477dubsYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11878477if by underated you mean underrated in how bad it is then yesit should have gotten a -1/10 score on the gaming press review sites
>>11878510I disagree.
>>11856823Vote Yosho to end alien parasite immigration.Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Yosho helped Luigi find Mario in Mario is Missing!.
>>11878510Nah. It definitely has it’s flaws but it’s not a bad game.
>>11878627I agree.
>>11877899cuteYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11857556My president.
>>11858868This never happened.
>>11878699dubsYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11864062Yes, please.
>>11878733dubsYour fortune: Average Luck
>>11878702>>11878733>>118787342 3 4 getYour fortune: Average Luck
>>11878734>>11878761Two of the same fortunes.Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11878833dubsYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11878844dubsYour fortune: Good Luck
Spikefigs are cheating.
all the mail-in yosho votes will be counted any day now
>>11879104i mean i could spam this thread to 300 replies, but i'm on the suprememe court of [s4s], i decide what precedent memes to set, i don't care who the president is
spikefigs don't even have on topic images lole
>>11879177oh man, one of the og yosho memes, before he became a time travellermaybe this election isn't over yet
Let the records show that spikefigs cheated.
>>11879282good try maybe next half decade -1
>>11879085Yes, but cheating is legal somehow.Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11879085>>11879744 (dubs nice)>starts spamming every minute>spike figs start posting every 30 secondsAdmit it you just got out cheated. (This is how all US elections work too lol)
>>11879751spikefigs started it
hahaha, we fooled you allthis was actually an impeachment inquiry, and spikeman has been impeached for high crimes and misdemeanors (the high crime being pic related)yosho is president now
haha, fuck yes, i got in the absolute last word like 0.5 seconds before the thread hit the archives>>11880164this is canon nowspikeman is the first [s4s] meme in history to get impeachedyosho won
>>11880172>>11880138what a twist
>>11880172>>11880138So Yosho started the cheating, lied about it and you're the shadow government overthrowing the winner. ASSASSINATE YUJI SAKAI IN ALL TIMELINES.
>>11880222 (TIMELINE TRIPS)Well, now I have to do it.Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11880222Exposing Yuji Sakai for trips. That's just coldYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>11880222Actually lets be fair here, spamming the election is tradition this mostly civilized election was the oddity, Yosho did nothing wrong spamming this was merely returning to tradition.Overthrowing the election however is NOT acceptable. So I also vote for KILLING YUJI SAKAIYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>11880222 (trips)Spikeman actually started the cheating. Yosho did nothing wrong. It ended up being Spikeman's downfall though. It's like pottery, it rhymes.Your fortune: Outlook good
>>11880238How does pottery rhyme. It just goes round and round
>>11880244sometimes is lels
go ahead, assassinate me, i'm a multiverse being, every time i'm about to die i just abruptly timeline shift away and i'm totally fine, i took a completely scientifically impossible to survive dose of benedryl to kill myself once and just woke up really sleepy uwu the next dayeven the daleks couldn't exterminate mei'm also on the suprememe court of [s4s], where if you assassinated me, oh man that would be bad, i set all the precedent cases on what memes are forced and what memes slide
>>11880255everyone is a multiverse being, but what happened in your case is either -tolerance-tachyphylaxis-there were no neurotransmitters left to be released-drugs gone bad (incorrectly stored, etc)if you really were to take a physically impossible dose of a drug, your "timeline shift" would be so radical that you and me would not be in the same universe anymore
I have word from from The Spikeman himself, he promises to just continue to do whatever he wants as he always has despite these turns of events.Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11880318the sad reality of /s4s/
>>11880299and that's basically what ended up happening, my life went from being absolutely terrible for 2 years to being absolutely awesome for 2 years
>>11880229>>11880234Two of the same fortunes.Your fortune: Average Luck
>>11880222oh captain my captain!
>>11880238lying about Spikeman starting the cheating will never make it true, but very Yosho like of you, you're in the right party.
>>11880327what is /s4s/did you mean [s4s]
>>11881217/s4s/ election integrity officer here. Spikeman actually did start the cheating. >>11878773
>>11881437>quote a post that clearly states it was in retaliation of Yoshos spamming>check yosho thread at prior to spikeman post about spamming>weird yosho forced check posts less than 30 seconds apart>spikes stop posting>yosho poster scream cheating and start spamming every minute (probably you to be exact)>spikes see this and COMPLETELY OBLITERATE the subpar Yoshos out of the stratosphere showing their superiorityGood job proving Yosho poster started it and failed to come out on top I guess? I enjoy humorous irony.Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11881438There was no Yosho spam prior to that, Spikefigs made it up as a false flag to justify their own spamming. Spikefigs are ruining the integrity of our elections.
>>11881439Cool projection too, since that is what yosho poster did (probably you again) then just got BTFO by spike posters.
>>11881440The proof is in the posts, Spikefigs started the cheating. See you in Snek Court.
>>11856823i for one welcome our new spiky alien overworlds
>>11881445overlords* fml
>>11881446lole
>>11881445 (oof off by one)>>11881446I mean, overworld could work too, Spikemen can get REALLY huge.Your fortune: Outlook good
>>11881448I miss munch
>>11880244dubsYour fortune: Good Luck
>>11880255dubsYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11880299dubsYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11882609singlesYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11882668singles checking singlesYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>11881867>>11882161>>11882609>>11882668>>11882856five different fortunes is pretty heterosexualYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11882856nice singles
>>11883122Dubs checking singles!
>>11883124nice singles
>>11883129nice singles
>>11883130nice singles
>>11883132nice singles
>>11883135nice singles
>>11883136>>11883135>>11883132>>11883130>>11883124Five singles in a row!
>>11883140singles checking five singles>>11883136double checking these singles to see if they are still singles
>>11883143singles checking 5 singles while double checking singles is pretty incel
>>11883147Just have sex singles!
>>11883149projection singles checking incel singles checking 5 consecutive singles and double checking singles!
What is going on in this thread?Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11881444trips confirm this case is going to snek court then will be further appealled to the suprememe court
>>11883151They are trying to silence our voices.
>>11883286: oYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11883151crisis talks to brainstorm how to win back the alienated demographics that cost yosho the election
wheee yosho ride
>>11884071:)Your fortune: Outlook good