>comprehensive ban on "dangerous" time travel research>push an investigation into yosho in reference to brainwashing allegations>build 100 new threads for stray spikedogs>will raise taxes on big businessesThis message paid for by Spikeman for President 2024
the spikefig competition was RIGGED btwYour fortune: Better not tell you now
I LIKE THE SPIKE MAN!
spikeman got my wote
How can anyone say no to this orange yosho?
>>11856918Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Isn't a vote for Spikeman or Yosho just actually a vote for Flube? Why do we keep doing this farce voting thing, Flube's been in control since the missile crisis.Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Yosho
>>11857307THE REPLIES ARE VOTES, DON'T POST IN THIS THREAD UNLESS YOU'RE VOTING FOR SPIKEMAN, GODDAMMIT!Your fortune: Better not tell you now
the green bastard had enough!!1
spikemab 2024
>>11857096Flube saved the whirled during the Fluban Missile Crises. Yosho and the Spikeman are interlopers and do not belong here. Flube gave us all a chance to change things. Yosho vs Spikeman is fake paradigm. They are both bad and not good.
>>11857096Correct all is flube. We are happy as flube. I vote the Flube Spikeman though.
spikementum
if spikeman is bad then why is spikedog so nice? how come yosho is never seen with more frens? checkmate yoshomitesYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11856888and you got trips
>>11856827still there's the one question nobody dares to ask: who are you quoting?
>>11856827does Spikeman support Jean Francois >>11857432
>>11857563who else could it be but the true mastermind pulling the strings behind both parties
i support raising taxes on big businesses u have my vote
yes!! spikeman wins!!
>>11858219Yosho went to 1999 to try to change the future.....But the future refused to change.
VOTE FOR SPIKEMANNN!1!!!!Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11858311dubs confirms
>>11857414>all is flubeonly on a flubeatomic level
I vote you the spikeman!
LOLYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Did you guys hear the Yosho subverters are trying to claim they won the Flubetorial Collegate? We're probably going to have to have a civil war, across all time.Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11858881is this tru???Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11859138I don't know, probably when they scan each other for openings
>>11856827spikeman won the nice vote!!
>>11859699two same numbers!
>>11859700You won the time AND post dubs!
>>11859700>>11859831Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
the spikeman celebrations
stop the steal
>>11860291Can't steal spike superiority don't worry
Is it true Spikeman has already nimbly navigated project 1999?
>>11861374100% Every single infinite time.
Dear The Spikeman, please save me from the dark handsome stranger in the ally tomorrow.Your's forever,King'sYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11862114Holy fig, fren you are done for
>>11862117>>11862051Ahh well, if The Spikeman says it's my time, it is my time.Your fortune: Bad Luck
I think it is pretty funny how that one guy keeps bumping the yosho thread hoping to be able to say "see the spikeman thread died first!" even though the yosho one is undeniably less popular in every metric.Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11862529>>11862187two same fortunes is pretty lesbianYour fortune: Good Luck
>>11862529what if its the same person bumping both threads
>>11862529https://youtu.be/JPdnnA11Duw?si=ct6WoY9JsPoRLq-I>>11862571
>>11862549The flube is behind this.Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11862573yes.
>>11862573the Flubtuations have been getting stronger lately... which way will the needle settle?
i voted for yosho, but i'm part of the suprememe court, all the executive actions the spikeman attempts to take will be found unconstitutional
third parties are orchestrating this conflict for ulterior purposes
<`v^v'> Check out my emoji The Spikeman you can use to suppose the campaign
>>11863433> <`v^v'>le green spikeman
> <`v^v'> <`v^v'> <`v^v'> <`v^v'> <`v^v'> <`v^v'>
>>11863433 nice emoji get dubs
>>11863433 (supposed dubs)
It is so Yoshover. 1999 belongs to the spikeman.
>>11863577dubs checking supposed dubs
^<`v^v'>^ Throw your spikes in the air give Yosho no time to prepare!
Enact enactment 2099
>>11860111Unchecked trips!
Hmm is it too early to start talking about 12M spikeman get?
>>11864587It is in the bag.
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69 posts for the spikeman mane
>>11865360Unbelievable lead, how haven't they called it yet? The main stream flube news network is obviously controlled by the yoshjews
>>11865418more like COPEsho loleYour fortune: Good Luck
I wanna be like Spikeman when I grow up
>>11866139That would be so cool. We should start a school for aspiring Spikemen.
>>11866276We can inject spike DNA daily and see what happens!
>>11866297I'm in, if it makes me a better being, a more spike being I owe it to myself and the planet to be more like spike.
>>11866341i mean didn't you watch the new alien
>>11866349No I'm way too racist to watch bad movies. I think that is what the articles written say about me for stopping watching hollywood movies entirely anyhow.What happens in it? Spikeman is in it? If they told me that I would have seen it.
>>11866357a pregnant girl injects herself with xenomorph DNA and the baby turns into a humongous alien-human hybrid who kills peoplewatch out when playing with DNA is all i'm china sayYour fortune: Good Luck
>>11866364They did that in the 1997 movie too, they really are out of ideas, and besides, Spikeman isn't a xenomorph, he's probably got their DNA too though. Doesn't he collect it all and take all the best stuff? It should be fine.
I wonder which party gets more dubs?
spikeman on the road to victory!!
>>11867080with the help of nice beary!!!!
>>11866773how many dubs equals one trip? and how many is that to a quad?makes a man think...Your fortune: Good Luck
remember, whichever meme gets to 270 electoral college replies first wins
>>11867327Hopefully we can keep it natural, I know there is at least 5+ autists on this board that could bump either of them to max replies right now.
YES WE SPIKE-CAN
>>11867372
Today I learned how Yosho hypnotism works, behold.Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11867610side view (only view after submitting to yosho flube hypnosis above)Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11867610i prefer to just skip to staring at the tits
>>11867610>>11867614Whaaaat???>>11867642You're missing out, it's a universe first certified breast expansion optical illusion
>>11867610finally I can see myself with big heckkin honkers
>>11867719lole which of you guys are stealing posts?
nice
Any single spikegirls out there?
>>11867940All the good ones are taken =(
>>11867903I love this, so blissful
Haha just kidding and all.. but hehe what if we made Yosho's into cat foo... toys. not that I know from experience but I bet cat's love em.Your fortune: Outlook good
>>11868421I mean, there are infinite of them this is just a good idea. We just hack his time machine so it loops back a thousand time, stocks up the yosho storage, has him wait at the end of time lamp post, then when stores get low loop again to refill.
>>11868459If a soul is eternal is a time looped yosho fed to a cat without one or are cats collecting duplicated yosho souls?
Congrats on 100 replies Spikemen truly a glorious campaign so far.Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11868459let's send him to times where they make short work of yoshos
>>11868785We'll do that sometimes for entertainment, but we're trying to create cat foo.. toys here so the violent little guy has a use.
Did we win yet?(uses sigh, sleep tech)Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
I like the Spikeman he is a pretty cool guy Eh plays with timelines and doesn't afraid of anything.Your fortune: Bad Luck
What do we do about the Time Travel enthusiasts spike bros? Yosho has proven they're all terrorists. Should we send them to camps?Your fortune: Outlook good
>>11869364What if everyone is timetraveling all the time naturally on a quantum level and this is just the average of all timelines?Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Akira Toriyama made everything a spike, victory is assured.
>>11869364She's cute we should just give her her own timeline tree to jump around in.Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11869797Raredubs, nice
>>11869899dubs check
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11870433 (dubs)The Yosho stream always cutting the footage short.>>11869084Your fortune: Bad Luck
Did anyone ever figure out what the heck Yosho was doing in this footage?Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11870433
spikes are very important!
Why did they do it?
>>11870966checking explosive dubs
Who is this guy?
>>11870780I think Yosho has another Yosho up his buttJust another example of the elite having sick sexual fetishes
>>11871731madness
I love you the spikeman
>>11872098It is so sad so many Yosho supporters fell for this, I can't believe they were brainwashed into injecting Spikeman proteins into themselves. The most dangerous part of The Spikeman. It would be like ingesting only the most dangerous part of delicious blowfish sushi.Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11872174That creature will stoop to any level and abuse anything for control.
Spikeman needs MY vote?
>>11872480YES! send him your power to 1999Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
I need the Magus with a Yosho shirt
>>11872625kek, haven't seen that but it sounds hilarious
>>11872625>>11873018Anyone have source?
>>11873180Here is source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHx6pmbM6GE
>>11873327Life goals.Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11873479Being forced to eat all the eggs or eating all the eggs?Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11873491yes.
What I want to know is why do we keep having these elections when we know how they ended/end? the future past refuses to change.
nice for the win!
lol who here old enough to member this time loop?Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11874520I memberYour fortune: Better not tell you now
if yosho actually slides into archive, someone needs to immediately make a bury 2024 image, because that means incumbent president yosho is dropping out of the race and nice president bury pink is going to take up the nomination, and we're just going to have to hope she gets enough votes in the [s4s] electoral college to win at the last minute
>>11874908Might be time. ITS HER TURN YoshJoe
>>11874925>>11874483Beary is clearly a spikethusiastYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11875014Everyone's playing both sides.
Spikeman
I'm proud I haven't seen any saging from either party, just proves esforce is the most enlightened board.
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>>11876123p
>>11876132i
>>11876206k
>>11876227>>11876227eman is evil!!!!!!!!!!!!HE WOULD HAVE DESTROYED THE WORLD IN 1999 IF YOSHO DIDN'T TRAVEL BACK IN TIME TO STOP HIM
>>11876235True All me and my Spikeman homies hate emanYour fortune: Excellent Luck
Me on my way to the Flube polling center with millions of illegal ballots for Yosho
>>11876227e
>>11876328m
>>11876331a
>>11876333 (TRIPS!)n
>>11876333TRIPLICATE INTEGERSMAXIMUM EXTERMINATIONYOU MUST EXTERMINATE THESE INTEGERS AS SOON AS IT IS CONVENIENT
Soon.Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Spikeman is literally the man, what is this guy on about?>>11876750
>>11876764Yosho mind control will make the weak minded do crazy shit.
>>11856827Fuck spike man my dude >>11877150lol
Night spikes, keep pushing
the spike ruler
>>11877691He looks so handsome with his crown.
>>11876307Sorry, it is too big to rig this time cat.Your fortune: Bad Luck
I'm voting Spikeman because beauty is only skin deep and worthless in battle.
>>11878137Rare dude weed variant of Spikeman
Thank you Spikeman for all your humanitarian works.
Spikeman is friends with Bowser.
Spikeman is cool.
Spike > Yosh
Ikeman
Spikeman starred in Chronotrigger, Yosho wasn't even in it.
Sp-Sp
Spiker
lol, they tried to sway with appealing SSB, So sad over there.
>>11878445>>11878375do your own research.
I'm obviously voting for Spikeman, Yosho is for LOSERS like Shinji and Rei.Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11878477We should check all of the other side's dubs too as a show a bipartisanship and nothing else. Definitely not padding or anything.
>>11878488I'll check these dubs, I'm simply too racist to check Yosho dubs though
>>11878555Trips checking dubs, incredible the Spikeman keeps getting three consecutive digits, he is obviously ordained.
>>11874483cute
>>11877691My King.
Wow someone is going full spam overdrive over in Yosho's camp. I guess this is now a YLYL thread
>>11878773
>>11878774
>>11878388Incredible dubsYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11878777i have never seen the sky like that in my life
>>11878777>>11878555>>11876333>>11860111>>11856888Incredible numerology power, QUINT TRIPLES for Spikeman.Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11878781
>>11878896Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11878897hote bitche
>>11878953200th reply! Milestone!
I love you spikeman
LOLYour fortune: Bad Luck
i don't get itwouldn't the first thread to get archived mean that that person had the most support?Your fortune: Average Luck
>>11879313pretty much, yosho thread started spamming constantly, so we did too.
>>11879317onwards to page 10 it is.
>>11879317>>11879319Yep, they started this acceleration, then whined when they couldn't take the heat, simple rules comment in the rep's thread you wanted to win I was happy with not spamming, but they started.
>>11879323Yosho figs right now
>>11879317that's a lie though, this thread started spamming firstthis post (start of the spam) >>11878773 started way before the yosho spam >>11879115
yoshites about to lose...Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Guess Yosho must travel back in time before the election was rigged
>>11879338That was only a few posts and after the yoshos just spammed a little, so we did. When you guys started spamming every minute it was on.
>>11879343True, feral combat in 1999 is the only way to reverse a flube sanctioned election
>>11879345there is no spam in the yosho thread before that thoughspikefigs are such liars
>>11879349I donno.. that is a little spammy there and it happened first, the the spike said this was ylyl thread but stopped after a while. The real spamming was definitely the every minute stuff on your side.
>>11879356>>11879349Every Yosho Spikeman election ends up like this usually a lot sooner. This was the most civilized election in history.really, I remember the last one it was just spamming in one thread with Yuji counting lol
>>11879356that's normal s4s posting, really grasping at straws spikefigsthe true start of the spam was >>11878773 where spikefigs made the false claim that yoshofigs were spammingnot a good look spikefigs
>>11879359It was more than one thread right? lol I was there https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/9101555/
>>11879365Ahh that was when it was an infinite party system and the votes were random. We should retvrn to tradition
I voted for Flube
>>11879376We all did
haha, you all got rused, this was actually an impeachment inquiry, and spikeman is getting kicked out of office for high crimes and misdemeanors, the high crime being pic related