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Why is this holy man collecting dollies?
Here he shows his his pirated Coraline
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>>11843356
>his his
minor stuttering
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can someone draw luce playing with smol and beary pink
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>>11843362
>smol
minor spelling mistake
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>>11843356
The hentai for this will be lit
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that's not coraline

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>11843356
Anime and anime culture is a factually sin, why are they using it as a symbol for Catholicism?
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>>11843404
I say she looks like Coraline, so it probably is.
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I just thought "I bet there's R34 of that cutie already", so I went to Allthefallen Booru to see.
It was literally the first thing I saw. Thoughts?
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>>11843440
I'm confused, are they a girl or a boy?
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>>11843440
vrchat characters being so ugly gives me zero hope for the kemololification future
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>>11843411
They're doing some event in Osaka.
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Luce has such a tasty looking flower!
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>>11843452
Yes, that slit looks holy.
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>>11843356
At least it's not an altar boy I guess
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>>11843442
it's a drawing
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>>11843464
>it's a drawing
it's more than a drawing
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>>11843456
Cathlicks eating good ^-^
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i want a colorful rosary so badly oh my god. it's so cute !!!!
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>>11843472
you would be so cute if everyone in your life wasn't filling your head full of liberal tranny garbage
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>>11843484
you're obsessed with me, it's really gross
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>>11843489
shut up or take the name off if i'm supposed to ignore you
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>>11843484
thats him in this pic lol i showed him yesterday he was fuming
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>>11843491
did you know you can filter people by name? it's true ! it's true !!!
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If I believed in god I probably would be angry. At least I would find this innapropiate.
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>>11843497
i won't
i'm too obsessed
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>>11843440
intended
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>>11843489
you have a big mouth but you still falter with self doubt sometimes, nothing is nastier to me than exaggerated confidence so i find that really hot
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>>11843512
why are you and walter-poster desperate for that tranny cunt
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>>11843515
i'm not chasing bussy, i'm just making friends
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>>11843503
Does anyone actually like cyclops???? I don't agree
Even in plus sized elf Kuro steals the spotlight

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>11843517
why would you ever want to be friends with me
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>>11843502
If I were a priest I would pray my love for these kids does not hurt them
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>>11843517
I don't even think waltuh is chasing after bussy
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gee father
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>>11843551
this is [s4s] culture
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>>11843553
>this is [s4s] culture
the truth stings a little
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>>11843553
poseer

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>11843551
UOH...IM CONVERTING!!!!!!!!!
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Wow! Look at her go!
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uhh so..... anyone know how to become catholic?
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kill yourself
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>>11843592
>to become catholic?
read the bible first, attend a catholic church, and accept Mary
Catholics love Mary
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there is no god. there is no life after death. this is all there is.
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>>11843597
>this is all there is.
we can make the most of it
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>>11843597
>there is no life after death
how do you know that
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I think it's cute that they tried to make a modern mascot and went with a sort of anime/japanese inspired design.

Too bad you're all semen rotted brain gooners.
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>>11843551
How can you blame the priest! Who could hold themselves back, a fag???
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>>11843595
That's not even cose to being the process.

No. What you need to do is get baptism, then confirmation. You don't need to prove that you've read the Bible or even catechesis.
It's not a very fast conversion. It's not like Islam or most forms of protestantism where the thing is pretty fast.
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>>11843618
nah I agree with waltuh some what, I mean you should attend church and read the Bible first and if you actually believe you some type of calling then you should get baptized, conformation etc
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>>11843624
>you should attend church and read the Bible first and if you actually believe
If you actually believe, sure. If you wanna be very serious about being a catholic, do that.
But I was made a catholic by baptism before I could read. I was a babu, so of course I hadn't read the Bible. Then I went and got first comunion at age 7, before I undertood any of it, and still by then had not read the Bible. It wasn't required.
So I know for a fact that you can be a catholic without having read anything from the Bible. Read it if you wanna, but it's not required.
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>>11843624
without confirmation you can't accept the eucharist. you can read the nab every day, go to a catholic mass every sunday, and pray the rosary every chance you get, but you still won't be a true catholic and you'll still end up in purgatory after you die
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>>11843637
>you'll still end up in purgatory after you die
Didn't they remove that as part of the doctrine?
Sorry, I haven't been a practicing catholic since i was like 11, and haven't believed in magical nonsense for a long time.
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>>11843646
lole i haven't been a catholic for a long time either, so i don't know. even when i was a catholic our church never did homilies about death, which i appreciate. i don't like fire and brimstone preachers, no matter what denomination
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>>11843649
>>11843646
The Catholic Church holds that "all who die in God's grace and friendship but still imperfectly purified" undergo a process of purification after death, which the church calls purgatory, "so as to achieve the holiness necessary to enter the joy of heaven".
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>>11843659
so i was right !! all of those years of helping with sunday school paid off
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>>11843659
>The Catholic Church holds that "all who die in God's grace and friendship but still imperfectly purified" undergo a process of purification after death
And how the fuck do they know that?
How can they claim to know any of that?
It's not even in the Bible, and if it was in the Bible it would be nonsense still, but at least they would be able to show a source.
I can't believe this church still considers me a part of it...

Anyway, Luce has some cute friends!
More slits! Ya!
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>>11843718
she looks like she has she sells in her eyes
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>>11843718
where can I buy one?
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Please don't be rude to Lu-chan
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>>11843681
I don't like the two brown ones
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I will defend her
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I'm getting great ideas for only fans over here I want to dress up like a f****** priest and then the girl that I get to do her thing I'm going to be like baby it is hotter than cardinal sin up in here I'm going to convert you I'm going to convert you so good baby I'm converting lol oh blessed Be now that I've converted I got to tell you about how Jesus comes inside of me and he fills me up and I feel all warm and fuzzy because Jesus is good oh giggity
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>>11843551
This is awesome <3_<3

I don't want to move to Japan anymore... I am joining the Church (TT w TT )
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>>11843618
>masturbating while reading the bible
has anyone ever done this?
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>>11844085
hehe
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>>11844085
Yes.
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>>11844087
>>11844088 (dubs lole)
is there any fap-worthy content?
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>>11844091
Define "fap worthy".
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>>11844085
Yes, it's [s4s] cvltvre VwV
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>>11844091
montfort and ligori are femdom mommydom captions for 18th century catholics
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>>11844110
We are the klan... Do doo do doo...
We're here for you man... Doo doo doo doo
Because we're are weeeee are
the klaaaaan
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>>11844110
Nice touch with the bloody boots.
Also, I like the fact that the original has dirty boots. Good way to imply pilgrimage.
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>>11844110
>>11844111
>>11844123
luce nigger STOMP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>11843681
personally, i wanna fuck the little dude. he's so damn cute O//O
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pedo porn addicts are the most boring predictable people alive
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>>11844172
why can't you just be respectful? we're here to socialize and act like pedophiles. if that bothers u so much post on a blue board
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>>11844178
I WANT TO FUCK THE CHILS!!!!!!!!!! BASEDBASEBEBABSBEBABDBEBEBDBABABDBEBDS
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>>11844181

go you ^_^
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oooohhhh i want to corrupt tat cute chidllike thing with my fappy cum oooooohhhh this is so baaed ansntransgressive ooooohhh
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>>11844187
this except it's not transgressive, it is sacred and god-approved ^_^
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৻( •̀ ᗜ •́ ৻) YUES! Now you're getting it
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>>11844188
its like an automatism lol like a fungus lloking for more soil to feed on
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>>11844188
imagine we train 100,000 neet incels to be so repressed horny for kids and then one day lift the floodgates

and they just start fucking every child in sight because they finally have FREEDOM

the day of love is coming
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you are literally cancer
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>>11844191
it's nothing but LOVE, anon! the love of GOD!! ^___^
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>>11844198
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>>11844199
sweet mary look at those dubs <3_<#
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>>11844201
hallelujah! hallelujah!
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>>11843396
I do think these catholics are a bit old, but then again it will be an inspiration to old bald pedophiles to join the church. It's a net good even if it's not that hot.
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so curbstompable

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>11844208
Exactly the intent~
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This looks unsettling...
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>>11844291
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>>11844085
a lote of repressed preteen girls have done this while reading ezekiel 23:20
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>>11844332
(all of the little boys fap their pebises to the song of solomon)
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>>11844308
you’re gimmick is shit, kill yourself
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just christian girl things
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interesting that a christian loli has scared you demons so much that you need to assert your corruptive desires in order to cope
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I actually just love it ^_^
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>>11844417
the beads on her rosary aren't the right size
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>>11844344
wtf else is her staff for I don't think I've seen it in any christian stuff
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>>11844424
the staff is just a walking stick that represents pilgrimage
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>>11844424
is for beating niggers 2 death
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>>11843356
>be wafer munch
>wafer munch wants to be kawaii =^_^=
>can't run a hospital worth a shit
>can't teach truth
>diddling is a problem with the rank and file
>has been for a long time
>start chopping penis
>uber eunuchs
>losing ground
>losing membership
>play the moe card !!!

brilliant

they'll eat it up

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RXC8iYrqlF4&pp=ygUbZGV2aWwncyBkYXVnaHRlciB1cmlhaCBoZWVw

see also: MOP

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>11844509
excuse me, who are you quoting?
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>>11844509
Wait so is it an official christ-chan figurine?
Why does she sell sea shells from her eye balls? I understand the fishing getup and stuff but what's with the pupils?
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>>11843424
Luce Fumo when?
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>>11844337
kiss yourself
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>>11844417
I just love... you!!! ^w^
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Jesus would approve.
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>>11844667
He approves slavery, so fuck him.
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>>11844677 dubs
uh ohhh nigger mad ! mad nigger alert !! OO OO AAH AAH!!!! HAHAHAHA OO OO AAH AAH !!!!!!
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>>11844677
What is wrong with slavery?
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>>11844684
Would you be my slave under the terms of the Bible?
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>>11844689
I would be Miku's slave.
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holy water
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>>11844172
desire for non-conventional sex makes you interesting
so become pedo/trans/furry today
all the cool kids are doing it
after all sexuality is fashion and we can choose it
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>>11844712
Pretty much entirely correct
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Don't lewd the Catholic loli. Repent now or burn in hell.
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>>11844977
dubs

Your fortune: Outlook good
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https://youtu.be/DqKosVjwWcY?feature=shared
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Matthew 18:5-7
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>>11845258
The picture on the left isn't used as part of a children's outreach program, how retarded does someone have to be to think you use the same kind of imagery for a holy place and for kids? This is Catholic weeb Veggietales, dumbass.
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>>11845258
average wisconsinoid
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>>11845264
Fine. Playful and cute digital art for kids can exist alongside real masterpieces, specially since they server different purposes...
But show me the masterpieces the Vatican is commissioning today, please.
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>>11843356
>tfw when your deviantart oc becomes a chapter in the art history of the catholic church
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>>11843719
she does, scallop shells are the symbol for christian pilgrimage
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AI slop has begun.

(I admit it's very cute though).
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>>11844424
It's a pilgrim's staff, the hook is so you can hang important stuff like your water canteen
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this is the biggest christian win since the first crusade
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Unstoppable.
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>>11845319
I'd be careful anon... You don't know what that model was trained on
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>>11845462
don't worry, it doesn't look accurate enough to be that ^w^
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>>11843609
>>there is no life after death
>how do you know that
how does he know that?
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PLESE explain wtf is going on with her eyeballs

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>11845311
dubs confirms
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>>11845808
they are sea shells
it represents something
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It's very win to see the church moving to openly embrace pedophilia ^_^
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>>11845839
if pedophilia was normal, you'd no longer be interested in it
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>>11845856
Not true at all ^_^
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>>11843452
>>11843502
>>11843
>>11844417
>>11844710
I just fuckin can't anymore I'm so addicted to these girls. Beforehand I didn't like it but I force fapped to it n now I'm addicted af.
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>>11846374
This really is just /lg/b/t/ huh

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>11844509
>MOP
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>>11843356
these are the people who made Anthony.
ultimate grooming victim, ultimate betrayal and now they're trying to play the moe card.
absolutely disgusting.
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>>11844509
>hospital
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>>11844710
giwtwm
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>>11846596
Well, they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night
And they blew up his house, too
Down on the boardwalk, they're getting ready for a fight
Gonna see what them racket boys can do
Now there's trouble busing in from out of state
And the D.A. can't get no relief
Gonna be a rumble out on the promenade
And the gambling commission's hanging on by the skin of its teeth

Well, now, everything's Anthony, baby, that's a fact
But maybe everything that's Anthony someday comes back
Put your makeup on, fix your Anthony up pretty
And meet me tonight in Atlantic City
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Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK1Ft_5uBFU
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>>11847222
cute trips
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>>11847229
cute like mata hari
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>>11845446
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>>11847319
kys shill
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PBU Luce~
Amen, amen, I say to you,
Luce will save Christendom~
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>>11847362
megalomania much?
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>>11847363
The Catholic church is still the primary Christian church around the world.
You Protestants already have Christ chan. Let Catholics have this W.
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>>11847370
go make another MOP wafer munch. fuck around and find out.
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>>11847370
you have come to the wrong board mister
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>>11847413
[s4s] is a Catholic board!
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>>11847427
not even in your wildest and wettest of dreams bead diddler
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>>11847388
Your Hitler dubs are impressive, but still fyuck you, Proddy.

>>11847413
I disagree~
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>>11847450
you are gonna get hit so hard
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>>11847450
the iconoclasts were right. burn this motherfucker to the ground. notre dame 2 electric boogaloo.
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>>11847477
just be muslim at that point
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>>11847483
just go fuck yourself at that point
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>>11847450
Holy cute o///O
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>>11847370
>The Catholic church is still the primary Christian church around the world.
Yes. Still false, though.
>You Protestants already have Christ chan
Protestants are even filthier than the Mary-worshiping homosexuals under the Pope. They deserve nothing.
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>>11847533
hitting you hard won't do any good because you're too stupid to comprehend pain i think a mercy kill would be more humane
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>>11847538
where can I purchase
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>>11847543
REPORTED FOR ADVERTISING!!!!!!!!
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>11847556
what did he advertise?
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>>11847558
Hahahaha...
You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey!
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This is Anthony website.
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>>11847561
THIS ENTIRE THREAD IS A SHILL OPERATION SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!!!!!
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>>11847573
walter poster is already a psyop so that should not be a surprise
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>>11843718
So are the church releasing free STL files for printing?
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Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>11847539
Lol okay edge lorde
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>>11847573
i want to get shilled by the catholic pedophiles <#_<#



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