/hyena/ yeena gen! post yeens!
>>4907610Post yeens.
>>4907632yes moar moar
zoophile thread
Do yeens make good pets? Or do they make great pets?
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>>4908305they make great pets most likely
>>4907610they're so ugly
>>4908331rude
>>4908331you have made me sad with this post
>>4908331I am not one to hold a prejudice against any animal, but it is a plain fact that the spotted hyena is not well served by its appearance. It is ugly beyond redemption. Its thick neck and high shoulders that slope to the hindquarters look as if they've come from a discarded prototype for the giraffe, and its shaggy, coarse coat seems to have been patched together from the leftovers of creation. The colour is a bungled mix of tan, black, yellow, grey, with the spots having none of the classy ostentation of a leopard's rosettes; they look rather like the symptoms of a skin disease, a virulent form of mange. The head is broad and too massive, with a high forehead, like that of a bear, but suffering from a receding hairline, and with ears that look ridiculously mouse-like, large and round, when they haven't been torn off in battle. The mouth is forever open and panting. The nostrils are too big. The tail is scraggly and unwagging. The gait is shambling. All the parts put together look doglike, but like no dog anyone would want as a pet.
fuckign love hyeners
Egg.
Girl yeens have wieners!!!!
>>4908577Dubs of truth...
>>4908302living rent free in the voluminous turnip you call your head
hes a worm>>4908476yes but they are funny and gods beloved creatures
buddies
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>>4909207hes so happy
hyena bros we need more
>>4909646the dream
>>4908302Zoophile board.
>>4909646Need a gosling edit.
little gremlin
Average hyena.
>>4911308so aryan>>4911607a gay lion typed this
big sniffer
>>4912122
Yeenmala lost.....
>>4912162From The Lion King to the office of the president, it seems hyenas will never have a positive portrayal in popular public opinion.
chud yeen>>4912354no...>>4912162good she is a fake yeen
wheres my yeen bros at
jailed for smiling
alien yeen
not seeing enough yeens
yeen posters only know one subspecies
spotted yeen best yeen
An actual tranimal
>>4918536rude
>>4907610nice
>>4908577she's just like me fr
>>4919342wow>>4920590good mother
wolf but but from sand town
>>4920950no
>>4920941friend>>4920950no!
I like hyenas because they respect women.
i like hyenas because they are silly
>>4907610Hyenas have nice maws
What if a hyena laid on you with its full weight? What would it feel like?Hyenas are heavy and strong and like to show dominance.
>>4922183>What would it feel like?fluffy, heavy & warm
>>4922183they would be good friends and feel cuddly and soft
>>4921529In my volunteer experience they did not do that. She was often disrespectful and slightly aggressive to the female keepers, but often made submissive gestures towards me and the other men. She wouldn't even eat anything that I gave her as long as I was watching.
Yeen getting Christmas presents.
>>4911782A tranny hyena typed this
the next time i see a hyena, i’m going to
>>4924772hug it
>>4924772wash it
>>4924772give it presents>>4924042what were the males hyenas like?
>>4920950Aren't they closer to cats tho
>>4907610Nice kitty.
cough
I recently learned that hyenas are more closely related to cats than dogs and it’s really fucking with me.
>>4928642They're even closer to the mongoose and civet family
>>4928990>They're even closer to the mongoose and civet familyYep, they are all members of Feliformia."Feliformia is a suborder within the order Carnivora consisting of "cat-like" carnivorans, including cats (large and small), hyenas, mongooses, viverrids, and related taxa. Feliformia stands in contrast to the other suborder of Carnivora, Caniformia (also Canoidea, "dog-like" carnivorans)."https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FeliformiaHyena and Foxes are examples of convergent evolution.
>>4928990all alone :(
