>be me>pickerel
pickerel ated
>>5146774wtf is this real
>wtf is this eel
>>5146774Hope he's ok
>>5147367>Thats Amore
( ._.)
( ' o')!
>>5146852People see these pretty often where I grew up
>>5146947In this age of smartphones with hd cameras built in, we see no evidence.I am willing to believe local reports to an extent though. Feds swear up and down that there's no mountain lions in West Virginia, but people have always seen them and heard "panthers" screaming in the woods. With smart phones, we now see them, so it was proven true with evidence.So, lets see the evidence.
>>5146892There's also the political side to itnooooo you cant hecking disturb the naked cannibal rapists in the middle of the jungle noooooo!You're just not really allowed to do anything anymore
>>5146853Humans exterminate a dozen species a day that have never been discovered.Theres 600,000 known beetle species globally.There are 30,000 just in the U.S.You might have seen a beetle on your porch last month and thought it was cool looking but didnt think anything more about it and it was actually an undiscovered, unnamed species
Why are hamster owners on reddit so mental?
>>5145613My mom and I laugh about it now. I was getting ready to leave for school, and I picked my gerbil up to say good bye, and it jumped and latched right on the tip of my nose. I run out of my room screaming, my mom comes in, sees a gerbil on my face and blood everywhere, and she's freaking out and trying to unhook this things teeth. Finally get it off, cleaned up, and I show up late to class with this big bandage on my nose
>>5144896>With a hamster you've got what, 2 years if you're luckyPeople get attached to a puppy in like a week.
Didn’t know parents being drunk and killing your hamster was such a common source of trauma for children :(My dad suffocated my elderly pet cat in front of me and I tried to stop him but he was too strong. Not hamster but that’s my “damn that is fucked up as an adult” story
>>5145866At least it didnt suffer
The smaller the animal the more awful a human will be to it. Sigh.
Why is this allowed?
if you dont want to get eaten, run faster
>>5147329dont remind me about those vegan schizos from a few years back who wanted to genocide all predators
is this AI
>>5147474yes
>>5147329who's going to stop it? the gazelle?
What are your thoughts on lizards?
>>5146303I love them and have had many as pets
>>5146303I grab these guys up every chance I get, which is often because they’re cute and dumb and slow. Their scales have such a cool texture, top tier. How far from texas is their range?
>>5146823Literally all over the southern half of the USThere's an eastern and western variety. I think the western ones might be a little darker and bigger? Not sure.
>>5146303
>>5146660Hat lizard
If you're not allowed to mention any dinosaurs, who is the toughest land predator of all time?
>>5144751BAGGER 288 BAGGER 288
>>5140995Did you get smited yet faggot?
>>5142533Is your big sister also not an older woman? Or is she just big in the sense that she's like a 10 feet tall super(sexual)predator?
>>5147358That's rather good.
>>5147389Yeah
We don't talk enough about marmots.
I saw a groundhog the other day. Adorable creatures.You too.
>>5142014For me it's the Olympic Marmot.
>>5145417kek
Happy Bat Appreciation Day, /an/!
>>5142546Yum
>>5140149pee
>>5142546lol
My frens. My babies.
>>5146550Turn your backyard into a swamp. Become the toad king.
>>5146938Reprogramming to the state??? Please, PLEASE show me where I said ANYTHING about reprogramming. How about, I dunno, NOT wishing for the extinction of an etire species and giving off clear serial killer vibes. Maybe OP needs to get away from their frogs and make meaningful connections with those around them rather than wishing for YOUR death.
>>5146883>>5146938I am putting too much effort into this post. >>5146802>>5147080This is me.I just got out of the shower and had the best idea for a Batman/Spiderman villain based on OP. He is The Frogman. Or The Amphibian. Or maybe CROAK. Perhaps Hopper? Either way. Origin story is a man/woman who grew up studying and loving the frogs in their backyard. They read books, kept logs, and even went to college specifically to study them. They found an absurdly rare species of frog in Gotham. The pond/lake/etv was scheduled to be filled in for a carpark for a bank that purchased the land. Hopper (maybe real name is like, Frank Hopper?) fought against their legal team but ultimately lost due to lack of funds and the whole area was bulldozed. In a rage, they created a suit that allows them to move from land to water with ease, and can summon a swarm of frogs in Biblical proportions with tech they invented. They than began systematically blowing up and subsequently flooding areas that were once swampland in Gotham in order to "Return to the frogs that which humanity took from them" and shouting phrases like "THEY'RE TURNIN THE FRICKIN FROGS GAY" (which really happened and is quite sad when you read into it) and "WHY DONT YOU GO AND CROAK" etc. and such puns. Batman tracks them down because Bruce had a charity (of course he did right?) related to preserving a certain area of wetland just outside of Gotham city that was started by Frank Hopper - The Frogman. So of course Batman tracks him down, beats him up, and sends him to ARKHAM where Frank is rehabilitated and is now teaching a college biology class.
>>5147085I've already had my slow-motion Kaczynski moment as I began to understand that land ownership will be for the 1% from here on out and then discovering my favorite froge paradise had been drained because even my own family sells their private wilderness over to cletuses with backhoes>>5147003If I can't save frogs everywhere then one little refuge as the whole globe is raped by concrete won't make me feel better
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>>5147191wish this was me
for me it's the classic windows 8.1 red panda background
The very last one I have; I don't expect more for some time. Hope they helped bring cheer during your challenges, and to all who saw them. Thank you for the wonderful pics. Be well.
I enoy cyberbullying my cat. ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
>overfeed his cat>haha look at that fat idiotwhy are cat owners like this
>>5143620Uhh the fatty could just not eat the food? Learn some self-control, fatty.
>>5143788Thalidomide kitten?
>>5145740Digitally improved my cat
Thoughts about polar bears?
>>5146505They will come back when the world cools down again.
>>5146605Cope
All I recall was there was a documentary that felt it was necessary to highlight that a male can fuck so hard that his baculum snaps.
>>5146505want one but my local pet store doesn't seem to have them :(
>>5146605Correct
Was some kind of white plant, didn't come closer because I like life. Felt like sharing.
Didn't look man made, but creepy to imagine it was
why do people leave whimsy tired bumblebees that are dying from the heat to die on the street? why do beetles that are stuck on their backs abandoned? bugs are frens, we should help them.
Bees are antisemitic, they need to go
>>5144952I always avoid stepping on bugs but I would make an exception to kill every single tick if they were visibly walking down a road
>>5144952I put water out but only wasps drink it.The one native bee that drank got stuck and died.
>>5146092TOTAL TIGGER DEATH
How the fuck are Borzois even real?
>>5146965not a borzer but very cute dog nonetheless
>>5146967It's not?What is it?
>>5146967>>5146969greyhounds?
>>5146720It's a long story.
>>5146723>the rest of the dog is flimsylol
