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>>5135627tick = meskin = youre moms bum
I miss my possum friends, they've become rare around here after being chased off by the raccoons.
>>5135627How dare you post such vicious, anti-semitic propaganda! I shall be reporting you to the A.D.L. at once you Nazi hate criminal!
>>5136047Sometimes I hate nature.
>>5136046But ... but ... that's the only way to stop proliferation of an invasive species!
>the yote thread got deletedit appears their superiority has led to some controversy
>>5133827FPBP
FUCK JANNIES
>>5135225If you don't know how to kill cats without asking, you're just a ragebaiting pussy. Man up and use your brain.
>>5135225Just leave steak out for your friendly local coyotes and get a few huskies and a 6ft wooden fence >i have a really good fence>just keep your cats out of my yardIf someone poisons your dogs then you have cause to ask the cat question
>allow 90 iq civilians unlimited access to a dog species specifically bred to kill everything in its vicinity >responsible for 65% of fatal dog bites, despite being only 6% of dog population
>>5136029>"No, it's impossible to enforce anything. IT IS! IMPOSSIBLE! Nobody can ever do it, and if they ever did, they got lucky and YOU WON'T!!!! Yes, I expect to be taken seriously."
The problem with all this talk about how stupid people shouldn't be able to own dogs that kill people is that those same people are just going to kill other people anyway by being allowed to own other things:>bikes>cars>firearmsEvery retard I know who owns an uncontrollable pit bull or mastiff is the same kind of retard to pullout from a junction without looking in an SUV.
>>5136052A man with a pitbull AND a gun will be able to shoot somebody, and his dog will be able to kill somebody else.But without the dog, his rate of killing people will be lowered permanently. His hands can only hold so many guns at a time, but there is no number to how many baby-eating dogs he wants.Even if he had 70 thousand guns, he can only use one at a time.
>>5135841Except the owners of these dogs are often lower IQ than the dog itself. They're the kind that, when faced with an officer pointing a gun at them, will go into attack mode and charge the officer. If you think the threat of future punishment works you need more familiarity with this kind of person. Anything beyond 5 seconds in the future doesn't exist to them, they cannot understand that they will go to prison because that "him" is further than 5 seconds into the future and therefore a completely different and unrelated person in his mind.
>>5136396Thx, that point wasn't clear.
It's now spring, hungry hedgehogs are coming out of hibernation.
...and what happens when another male gets close to a horny male hedgie. Notice both of them are absolute units.Also notice that the female does not care at all and will keep eating while males fight over her. There is some universal truth to it.
>>5135743>>5135746>Frat bros competing over a drunk sorority girl
Do the hedgehogs leave poos as big as this in your yard or is this a function of a domestic, well fed one only?
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Post crocs
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>>5135393>Also, is it true that I can just wrap my hands around the mouth of any croc and it would be powerless to do anything because the muscles responsible for opening their mouths are pathetically weak?What this guy >>5135394 said, but don't forget that the crocodile has more ways of fucking you up besides its bite, let's say you got on top of and wrapped your hands around a fully grown saltwater crocodile's mouth, closing it...1- Even before you do that you already risk getting bitch slapped by the croc's tail, and that thing's reach is deceptively long, it's powered up by VERY strong musculature and it is HEAVY. It would most likely knock you out cold or even potentially kill you depending on where it hits and the force of the impact2- Ok, you managed to get on top of the crocodile and secure a grip on its mouth. Congratulations! Now you find yourself on top of a 1 ton animal that absolutely does not want you on top of it. Yes, you're strong enough to close it's jaws, but are you strong enough to pin the whole animal down? It can easily shrug you off and turn the tables on you3- This connects with point number 2. You find yourself holding the animal's jaws, great, but then the crocodile starts flailing its head about? See >>5135236 this thing is huge and can weigh hundreds of kilograms and its flailing it about wildly. What if it hits you? Again, you might be either knocked out cold or killed then and there with the force of the impactcont...
>>51355014- By some miracle of nature you managed to avoid all previous points and survived grabbing and holding down a saltwater crocodile's mouth. What now? Do you just plan to spend the rest of your days on top of the animal? Do you plan on having friends bringing you water and food and mouthfeed you while you stay there? What happens when you decide enough's enough and loosen your grip and get up and away from the crocodile? Now you find yourself in a very precarious position right on top of a huge animal that's most likely absolutely furious with you and you have to let go of its mouth, its main weapon. Not only that but all the other ways it could kill you also apply here, how do you fare? Do you have a plan on how to get out of that spot? Or will you just pray to God that the creature is merciful towards you?5- Your own overconfidence might kill you. Yes, the crocodile's mouth is not really stellar when it comes to opening it, but if you give it an opening, the animal WILL exploit it and then you're fucked.These are some ways on how this could go absolutely wrong for you. That's not to say that it's impossible to pin down a croc and subdue it for a certain time, but it's very dangerous and should be left only to people with the proper expertise in doing so, an average Joe, even if it's a gigachad gym buff, would most likely end up as a meal to the crocodile
>>5107955I wonder if the Man eater of the Nile, that Gargantuan croc was ever sighted or captured recently, forgot his name, but iirc it's goofy for a massive killer. August? Boris? I cannot remember that - Gustave? I think it's Gustave? I do not know. >>5134400Considering just the Nile croc I mentioned has an unknown total of victims, fuck if I know, number depending on if you include pre sapian ancestors would be catastrophic I assume, Homo Sapians alone probably had too many meetings.
>>5134664>Who even mentioned consoles here?Tourist
The bluestreak cleaner wrasse, a 10cm fish species that feeds off the dead skin of larger fish, has demonstrated the ability to recognize itself in a mirror -- a trait that is more so associated with birds and more intelligent mammals.Scientific paper on this phenomenon:https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-024-70138-7Video on the subject:https://youtu.be/Drbl5udwk9I
>>5114217I understand the self-awareness thing, but are you telling me animals are startled there's an upside down animal inside the pond when they go to schlorp their water every day
>>5136190>objective morality exists without god bro>how?>1: my opinion is true 2: i will insult you if you disagree 3: therefore the stuff i made up based on my feelings is factswow like everyone else except you’re mentally ill and your feelings are irrelevant to realityphilosophers: unemployed idiots then, unemployed idiots nowno one in real life needs magical god morals or your spock larp. we just do what obviously makes sense and you seethe about how it’s not consistent with a prescribed ideology and go on creepy rants about moral consensual human sacrifice, ages of consent and shit.
>>5132785>You either obey G-d or is there is no morality beyond self benefit and kin selection.If the threat of divine punishment is the only reason you adhere to morals then you are no better than a dog that fears being beaten by its master
>>5130970pivotPIVOTP I V O T !
>>5131193>he doesn't know about land eelscheckmate atheist
>looks like a cobra>has a hood like a cobra>rears up like a cobra>”but the king cobra isn’t a real cobra…because it just isn’t okay”My argument here is that the genus that king cobra belongs to should be redesignated as belonging to the true cobras. Cobras belonging to the Naja genus being the only true cobras is random and nonsensical.
>>5132096You're not understanding the problem here. The word berry was already in use for specific things even if they don't have the same guts under the microscope. Instead of stealing the word berry and applying it to things no one called berries before, they should have invented a new word to encapsulate the new common thread.
>>5132092Baby cobras are the cutest. I would tickle them if they weren't venomous.
>>5129057Meh.>>5129022Myrtles, bananas, tomatoes, eggplants, chilies, currants, gooseberries, kiwifruit, coffee ("single-seeded true berry"), avocado (ditto) and more are all berries. Blueberries and cranberries are epigynous berries (AKA false berries) because the flower petal is part of the fruit itself (because it forms from the inferior ovary IE the one under the petals rather than on top of them). Most botanists would say "eh, close enough; not a TRUE berry, though".Citrus, melons and pomegranates are modified berries (hesperidiums, pepos and balaustas, respectively) and most botanists would consider them a sub category of berries. The botanical rule of thumb here is if it develops from a single flower with one ovary on the top side, has a fleshy middle layer, and contains seed/s on the inside, it’s a berry. If it has a hard pit (like a peach or cherry) with the seed inside it, it's a drupe. If it's made of fused tiny bulbs (like a raspberry), it's an aggregate fruit (except mulberries, which are an accessory fruit, like strawberries, apples/pears, figs and pineapples).
>>5131574they are literally reusing a term that already had an established definition and yes it is specifically to hold that knowledge over people and accuse them of using incorrect terms for ignorant moronsparticipation in the easy sciences used to be a parallel culture or a kind of caste
>>5136267Yes.Anything with "Chicken" in its name or nickname is called that because it taste's that way.>Chicken Turtle>Mountain Chicken>Prairie Chicken>Hoover Chicken>Chicken of the Sea
Man get the fuck out of here with these goofy ass niggers
>>5132697Chinese river dolphins seem to be the cleanest but are also the most uncanny by far
>>5132510Because rape has been their usual means of reproduction for millennia
>>5130201the souls of damned dolphins in hell
>>5132206>I just have a hard time believingPakistan is literally just Muslim India; ethnically they are the exact same subhumans. If you can believe Indians would do it, believe that Pakistanis would do it too.>https://www.vice.com/en/article/india-gang-rape-monitor-lizard-animal-abuse/>Forest officials in India are investigating four men who gang-raped, killed, cooked and ate a monitor lizard in one of India’s most protected forest reserves. It was the only monitor lizard in the park.
>>5136389I believe it's happened, I'm sure white men have raped dolphins too. I just don't think it's some huge epidemic
/zoi/ - borzoi generalCongestion edition
>>5135262Russian wolfhounds.
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>>5135241the four snootges
I let my dog play out in the sun and he meltedPlease help
>>5136307Your zoi looks dehydrated, just add water so it can assume it's original shape.
I've had it for 2 years now.
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>>5135288>>5135289It looks beauteous!
>>5135288BLOOMA
My favorite is macaque I wish I could own a pet one
>>5135237i imagine the photographer got divebombed relentlessly moments after this picture
>>5135237Kind of creepy but also very cute
>>5133902Oh shit, really? Damn. Next you're gonna tell me that people AREN'T flying to Cambodia on cheap airlines to encapsulate all baby monkey life in existential dread.
>>5133902I envy you man, i wish i didn't watch that video
macaques have cute coats when they are young.
Saw a couple of wood pigeons shagging in my tree earlier. But there was a third one standing on the fence just watching. Like he was in the bird equivalent of the cuck chair.Is this normal or do I have especially kinky pigeons?
>>5136260I'm not an ornithologist, but I have noticed that doves often travel in threes. I don't know if that's like their kid from a previous year or something but I see it a lot.
whats a weird animal you like i like slow loris it's super weird looking and the only venomous primate
Post pictures and your experiences or other writings of these much maligned and misunderstood Birds.Anhingas welcome also.Promoting Cormorant awareness and appreciation, one post at a time.
check out this cool spider i found :)
Spidooor :)
