they fly now??
>>5023625kek
>>5023466Squids are the only animals to evolve aerial jet propulsion, but they can't really maintain it and it has negligible effect keeping them elevated.
>>5023536Fucking kek
>>5023661NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>5023749The only specevo idea that appeared in my mind was "harpoon" squids. The inner shell going to the tip and getting a bigger "wing"span for faster... so they may hunt birds or something.
Thoughts on the secretary Bird?
>>5022711:(
>>5024095>We only step on snakes, not little worms
>>5022665Sleeping and stepping her way to the top. Treating the sidewalk like it's a runway.
>>4989916>steps on phallic objects with her feetmmmm...
Are they the most innocent and pure species?
>>5024843I always liked the insanely rare depictions/descriptions of Jesus being an anthropromorphized Lamb.
>>5025132Behold, a God!
>>5025132He was himself the sacrificial lamb, so it makes sense.
>>5025132>I always liked the insanely rare depictions/descriptions of Jesus being an anthropromorphized LambAny examples?
>>5025242https://media.swncdn.com/via/8887-gettyimages-187120544-jorisvo.jpg
even compared to their smaller monkey counterparts. They look wrinkly, aged and bald, while monkeys look cute and have aesthetically pleasing fur arrangements.
>>5023061Uncanny valley.
Bros how do I return to monkey?
>>5023061Chimps are literal demonsHumans are the result of striving to repent over millennia (we still haven't gotten there yet)
>>5023420>>5023747my wife got that gardisil shot they forced on teenage girls like 17 years ago and immediately got a blood clot that required her top most rib be removed within a week.
>>5025343>m-muh racism.....kill yourself
Paradox editionThis is the invertebrate general. If you have any questions about invertebrates, want to look into owning one or more, or want to simply discuss them, this is the thread to do so, whether it's>Tarantulas and other spiders>Myriapods>Mollusks>Crustaceans>Insects>Or anything without a backboneFeel free to post it.Resources/help and information>ID/General Infohttps://bugguide.netComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>4971178Why is he blue?
>>5025616Mint flavour
Sometimes they are difficult for photoshoot. I should try sugar water for a wasp photoshoot like other Anon.
>>5025440They are wearing sequins!
This a Nursery Web Spider? Found it in my house in Houston, Texas
NEW PALEO-KINO INBOUND But this time is made by a different animation team and narrated by Tom Hiddlestom. Still I love giant Armadillos and giant sloths so I'm happy still.
>>5025932Okay, so not scientists. Only science can know or describe truth.
>>5025881>Cavemen aren't scientistsCan you prove that scientifically?
>>5025933yeah, this big rock will crush your skull
>>5025817Being fragmentary didn't stop Walking with Dinosaurs and its polar allosaur.
>>5025852>Hollywood does it all the timeReally? Fuck
The Australian lungfish.
>>5025599God made these creatures that might suggest branchig off evolutionary pathways to confuse you, don't fall for it.
>>5025599This is your cousin its alive right now
>>5025599What's so lung about it?
>>5026000Is grey and sad like my lung
>>5026000https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lungfish#Lungs
I am The Magic Wishing Hedgie. I will grant you any one wish that doesn't offend me. What is your wish?
>>5024248>>5023985I don't know if you actually can grant wishes hedgie, but my friend messaged me today and told me he had solved his problem and doesn't feel like shit anymore. Thanks Hedgie!
>>5023985I wish for the pongos to be protected. Please Hedgie.
i wish for nothing being able to offend you
>>5023985Shrimp?
>>5023985I'll heal better than I was before
it think my neighbour ran over my dog with his bike and wont admit it because hes scared to front the vet bills
>ctrl+F>no hyena threadwhy is this?
>>5023411Yes!
>>5023411Lol, saved.
>>5002380>>5005919Ferrets (mustelidae) are caniforms. Hyenas are feliforms. Their closest relatives are mongooses, fossas, meerkats, and civets.
>>5024139How close a relation to the Palm Civet, or Luwak?Could Spotted Hyenas be enlisted to produce "Kopi Crocuta"?
Have you ever wanted to become as strong as some animal? No matter how much you train in martial arts you will be killed or maimed by chimps, bears, tigers. I want to become a chimp or a gorilla.
Not so tough since we are at the top of the food pyramid and run the world. Strength means nothing when I can get a gun and shoot his ass.
>>5025798The average chimp actively experiences constant exercise and training from climbing and lugging its bodyweight across trees.
>>5025896Yeah, but that's the equivalent of walking or carrying a backpack for us. I wonder how much stronger they could get with specific training.
>>5025678>If there was an olympic athlete division among chimp societyIf? They win all the golds in sprinting and distance running anon.
>>5025966
Can we have a thread about your personal experiences with retarded people + animals? Pets, wildlife, zoos, etc.Here’s my example >local zoo has sea lion rehabilitation >enjoy watching them on summer days>go early before the crowds to watch them dance in the water, do some tricks and bark >big crowds come in the afternoon>they start swarming the glass immediately >little shits immediately banging on the tank>grown ass man “wow! Look at the dolphins”>…as it slides across the ground on its belly >within minutes another man says “are those otters??”>the giant sign says “SEA LION ISLAND” behind the animals and on the signs across the viewing area >everyone is pushing and shoving to see into exhibitComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>5024178Psychiatrist, not therapist, to be fair.>>5024181I'm a dude but I have trouble opening up to older men due to trauma with my father.
>>5024178Goldfish don't have emotions lol
>>5023368Had some similar experiences a few years ago:>At the nocturnal house>Ghost Bat exhibit>Some midwit saunters up to the glass with his kid next to me>Asks his kid if he can see them>Obviously not>"That's why they call them ghost bats, you never see them">Have an 'uhm akchully' moment and point out that they're all gathered in the top corner of the enclose>"Yeah yeah whatever mate">Leaves, obviously annoyed that I accidentally made him look like a liar in front of his kid>Same nocturnal house, different day>German tourist and his girlfriend are fawning over an echidna, again, right next to me with little regard for personal space>"Waow, I did nicht know zhey had ze hedgehogs here!"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>5023254Everyone who has ever had a story of the cottonmouth, copperhead or rattlesnake that chased them. You’ll see videos on facebook of some wildlife influencer standing right next to one and demonstrating how they don’t chase people only for the comments to be filled with retards who are adamant a snake chased them
>>5025960I saw one like this and there were retards in the comments linking a video that was supposed to be proof of a cottonmouth chasing someone. Really the cottonmouth was running away from the person filming who was closer to it and just happened to go in the direction of someone further away. It even stopped as soon as it got close and realised the second person was there
Recently saw one in a museum. Were they fully capable of powered flight? Could they just snatch you from air?
>>5025313wut
>>5023293Oxygen levels were not that high in the cretaceous, and even then, thats not how that works. KYS nigger
>>5025846istg this faggot actually thinks dioxygen levels affetcs vertebrates the same way it does for arthropods LMFAO
>>5025313geg
>>5023270https://voca.ro/1mR6GGkWPKHY
a thread for america's only marsupial
Post possum instead of arguing over retarded shit.
>>5016475They are so cute bro. ;-;
>>5022844The Americas are two continents
>>5022844>>5025942america is continent
More i watch cockatoos i always wonder why the fuck do people keep these birds as pets?
>>5025719Sulfur crested ones seem fine.It's the other ones that act like complete and total faggot spergs.
>>5025719>why do people look after NEET spergs like OP?
My buddy says his screams like someone is dying
>>5025732Sulfurs are the most notorious for removing fingers
