Why do the mods keep deleting my threads about animals
trying to convince chinese to not act like subhumans only makes them angry and start doing it harder, wasting your time
>>4898957Not true, one of them got harassed severely enough to get fired and stop their torture hobby.
>>4898929"That free iphone deal is over.""Right, let me get my rifle and gps tracker."
>>4898872ignore him. he has been in EVERY thread tangentially related to cats for the past several months crying about them. he's instantly identifiable because he usually screeching about bestiality fantasies or some shit. very very disturbed individual.>>4898868>I've been on other boards and seen people complaining about anons posting cats. It's head scratching because it's like do you know where you are? Caturday, ring a bell?yeah, the individual you replied to is him. as i said he's in every cat thread posting novels crying about them. he also has meltdowns anytime you remind him it's a cat website and posting cat memes has been a thing long before he came here from reddit. his only retort is "uhhh it's a-askusally a d-dog website...". surprised he didn't say it here.
>>4898949Does 4chanX/one of the reader apps keep the counter or something? The base site removed it.
HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED HOW DRASTICALLY DIFFERENT THE LIVES OF ANIMALS ARE DEPENDING ON WHEN THEY ARE BORN?!RATS LIVE AROUND 1.5 YEARS IN THE WILD A LUCKY RAT IS BORN IN SPRING SO IT GETS TO SEE 2 SUMMERS A RAT BORN IN FALL WILL LIVE AN ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT LIFE BY COMPARISON
>>4898421To explore this a little further, I don't think it's only about the season you're born is but also what you associate with each zodiac sign.To stick with animals, when someone tells you that you literally are a lion or a scorpion, even if you don't believe in that stuff somwhere in the back of your mind that idea takes hold and gets culturally intepreted by your brain, so I think that we associate some chractar trais with these signs isn't as crazy as it might sound, even if there is a ton of bullshit sorounding it:
>>4898044>unique thought>"BUT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED SOMETHING THAT LITERALLY EVERYBODY KNOWS?!"Retard. Never post again.
>>4898462>>unique thought I've already thought about that before, therefore it's not unique, and you (OP) are a faggot.
>>4898043Summer is dogshit. It's hot and sucks dick all fucking day.
I'm gonna eat these spikey fuckers tonight.
>>4898296Most shrooms with a spongy hymenium are good to go with the inedible/poisonous ones being quite telling about such status, either by tasting incredibly bad or smelling of rotting meat. And regarding the gilled ones, as a noob it's best to stick with store-bought champingons instead of gambling life, as even alleged pros can get things wrong and suffer from it with their whole family.
>I'm gonna eat some random human tonight.
>>4899362champignons always have dark gills, even when young, while all amanita family shrooms have pure white gills. anyone mixing the two is not a pro.
>>4899405 >champignons always have dark gills, even when young. Actually they're brownish-pink at their youngest, but I won't digress much about this statement.I always thought that anyone who mistook one for a destroying angel was either an utter novice or starting to loose their eyesight in order to make such a foolish mistake, that is until I discovered these paranoia inducers growing in droves at a local park.
>>4898291Forbidden mushroom stew...>>4898296I'm with you. I know a thing or two, but I also know I'm a dumbass and that image in my head of "tasty food mushroom" next to "lethal poison" from the textbook might very well be inversed - it just isn't worth the risk. But also because:>>4899173>>4899362General reminder that mushroom species differ from region to region and what is true for your local area is not necessarily true 100km away. In a Norwegian forest I'd be pretty alright collecting at least one type of edible mushroom, when I last tested myself on Polish mushrooms a poisonous one snuck into my selection.I wish mushrooms weren't so tasty so that I didn't continually get tempted to eat them.
Post rare animal hybrids (real animals only)
>>4896635how is this even possible?
im half human half anaconda if you catch my drift
>>4895938Lmfao
They're 95% water; give them 5% more and get rid of them.
KARL WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT MATE
>>4898525Conversely, all water is also 5% away from being a jellyfish. if the average error percentage is 10% than its really a miracle the water you get from your sink isn't just filled with the buggers
Sea turtles would miss them.
>>4899130kek
>>4898525For real dawg. Jellyfish, moar liek smellyfish, amirite?
Yo! I found this little nigga lying on the road at midnight on my way home from work.His friend didn't fly so good. Is he dangerous? Can I feed him:Sunflower seedsPeanut butterCanned chickenTunaBecause that's about all I got. This nigga ain't noisy or fast moving but he likes to show his fangs.If he gets noisy, I have some plausible deniability with the landlord since we have had a huge squirrel problem in the attic for months. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>4899251is he soft he looks soft
>>4899387Yep. Only felt him through gloves, though.
Don't forget they have really weird looking penis, it's forked.
>>4899419How do I find my local wildlife office?
>>4899432it's 2024 and you have either a smartphone or a computer in front of you, figure it out
These little niggas right here. Fuck are they smart. I love observing them because of their intelligence. When I'm driving and I see them scavenging in the road, it's entertaining to watch as they casually hop across the double yellow or across the white line to sit on the shoulder of the road and wait for me to drive by so they continue doing what they were doing. The fact they adapted to understand how traffic works in remarkable, can we show some appreciation to the motherFUCKING CROW?
>>4896881Give them the crow-specific feeders where they have to solve a puzzle to get something
>>4891895There's a reason these guys sweeped the floor with the competition.
>>4896916That's fucking sick.Smart of you to not just give it random food, but to help it forage.
I had to put a crow or raven down a couple months ago and I'll always feel bad about it.Not sure what happened to it but I found it in my yard unable to move everything but it's head. It was so aware it's crazy, the crow couldn't speak to me but it's eyes were saying a lot, it knew what was happening.When I killed it the reaction was so human idk if I'll ever forget that day. It's clear to me that crows are much smarter than even most children
What is the psychological reason humans find kittens and puppies cute
>>4898979We're not the borg collective, we're the meatbag cooperative.>We will place your biological and technological distinctiveness adjacent to our own. We will complain about each other to no end. Resistance will have a temporary destructive effect. We will both resist.
>>4898981>We will both resistI don't know about you but my cat only resists when I tell her she can't go outside because it's cold and I don't want to keep the door open.
>>4898673Spike in SIDS, small drop in pet ownership
>>4898647>probably as old as mammals itself.probably even older than mammals. Baby crocodiles and alligators look cute and have cute voices.But there are even some spiders and insects, like cockroaches, that care for their young, and they do have cute characteristics when they are young.So the question should be more about why are youthful animals more rounded and with bigger eyes compared to their adult form?Did the cuteness response evolve in reaction to babies being more rounded or did babies become more rounded in response to the cuteness detection?
>>4898549because we know they're babies, just not human ones. it really doesn't go any deeper than that
Leopard seals
>>4898258>ywn have this
>>4898562There is a lack of supply of talking Leopard Seals, that is true.
>>4897731>"Remember dumplings, i know where you live"
>>4897941How common are these seals in Australia?
Yes, that's really Moo Deng: https://x.com/kkopzoo/status/1833126029231292859Elephants, koalas, and pandas also do this.
>>4883902Hippos are shit tier
>>4883902Moo Dung is over
>>4883909BRRAAPPPPP
>>4883902EWWWWWWW but also awwww :)
>>4883902GOO GOO CACA
There's just something... unsettling about them
>>4898622they look like these niggas
>>4898623fpbphttps://youtu.be/wUd5ue6lGmc?t=12
>>4898941We have a Kee-Wee at home
>>4899337https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYo9O5_S9ls&t=27
>>4899361>tfw swallowed a hair
Say his name.
>>4898657WELL IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING BUT IT FINALLY CAME
>>4898657Brown recluse
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>>4898657Coonosaurus bix
Is anybody else worried about snails? Fucking parasite vectors that just won't die. >Molluscicides get banned>Snail population booms>Cows eat the parasite infested snails>Spray their parasitic-cyst-laden shit on crops>Everybody has liver flukesAm I just tinfoiling hard right now? It's actually hard to detect a lot of parasites in cattle as their symptoms of infection are often sub clinical, and fecal testing is unreliable. Treatment is a whole other problem as it requires multiple deworming doses at specific times throughout the year. Somebody please calm me down and tell me that there aren't cysts in everything.
>>4897437I feel like that would lead to more problems down the line
>>4897437>>4897552why do you insist on posting this strange fetish comic here and on /pol/ and elsewhere
>>4897437What comic? The style looks like QuestionableContent.
>>4899278Out Of PlacersThe first few dozen pages have kinda shaky art, but he got much better as time went on.
>>4897407>Molluscicides get banned>Snail population booms>Firefly populations recover>Zoomers flee in terror from the glowing lights in the woods>Blue beans
Today is International Vulture Awareness Day, post some vultures now that you are aware of them
>>4895725thats how i wanna go
Are dolphins evil?
My guess is they are trying to clean the ocean
Not really.
>>4891452no
>>4891452"Evil" is a cringe concept
