Why do these things looks so wholesome chungus?What kind of evolutionary pressures?
harder to bite and get a grip on round things
I wish they still existed nowadays
>>5105652>>5107106https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwPuA4fZ4O0
>>5105631rolling into a ball puts most of the critical organs and arteries near the center so you'd have to bite through a lot more stuff to get to them. If you can just manage to cover up your face and your asshole 90% of predators won't know what to do with you.
I can't believe there isn't a thread for our de(ea)r friendspost cervines and cervine accessoriesabsolutely no odd toed ungulates allowed
>>5106088Certainly
>>5106650>>5106652sickos.
>>5106650Now this is a thinking man
>>5102890you new on 4chan or something?
>>5097197
WTF 4chan and Reddit that elephants were cuddly and gentle and altruistic?!?!?!Explain this:https://youtu.be/bfrTxLiMgI0?si=qmeGJnPiT_Bfotcq&t=1055
>>5091564saar it zainichi pakiphant saar
>>5099943
>>5090177Based
Elephants will hold lifelong grudges, if a poacher slaughters and butchers an Elephants mother or family member that Elephant will grow up hating humans and will go out of their way to kill them, sometimes maliciously and slowly. The whole Elephant never forgets thing is very much true
>>5105729based
>look at animal video uploaded in the last year>often obvious ai>other times kinda looks like ai so you still have to be suspiciousthis fucking sucks
>>5106220aaaaaaaaa
>>5105973Some of them are really convincing. Ive been had a few times. Unfortunately the overwhelming majority of people arent picking up on it so its just a matter of time before scams start to take off.
>>5106220>>5106989>>5107058Imagine how bad 2027 is going to be.
>>5106989>>5106220>churn out AI shit for pennies>throw it on youtube>get paid hundreds of dollars I mean, why not? Some third worlder is probably living like a king doing jack shit all day besides writing a few prompts and uploading to youtube.
>>5107081These pieces of shit are leeches on our society. I mean, really, how do third worlders think our countries achieved what we have? None of them care even the slightest about uplifting themselves, their families, or their countries. Hand to mouth to the grave. Thats all they will ever amount to. And they tell me I should work and sacrifice for these scumbags. I should give to charity so they can afford to have 9 kids. FUCKTHAT
Instead of throwing expired food away, why won't big chain names donate them to shelters?
>>5105901Lawsuits.
Expired food can be full of bacteria. Most of it's probably ok but yeah the quality would vary wildly.Who is transporting the food? The shelter has to go pick it up or the store has to send a guy in a truck to drop it off? Who preps all the food for the animals and makes sure they aren't about to eat an avocado or raisins? Now you need another shelter employee to sort and prep food for the animals.
>"Dogs are man's best fr-">*shoves a delicious honey glazed nut in your mouth*>*crunch* "Mmm...I mean BEES are man's best friend">*buzzes in agreement*
>>5089556>"Dogs are man's best fr-">*shoves a delicious honey glazed...ACK!!!!!I smash that disgusting fucking insect and take a flamethrower to his hive.Take that, you vomit peddling, stingered cockroach.
>>5106471Oh bee-have.
>>5089556>"Dogs are man's best fr-">*busts a nut in your mouth*>*slurp* "Mmm...I mean MEN are man's best friend">*groans in agreement*
>>5093571Why would Tony give a shit about some kid being chomped on by a pitbull?
>>5089556They don't do it willingly or for you. They are enslaved and exploited.
Does /an/ like penguins?
>>5017487>There seems to be no crime too low for these penguins.>dead gay duck sex
>>5051683I would have saved them
>>4979844Reminder his GF Midori left him for another male and anime was all he had left.
>offer my sister's dog a piece of the banana I'm eating>she smells it and turns her snout away in disgust>lay in the couch and put my feet in her face>she starts licking them enthusiasticallywtf is wrong with dogs
>>5107053Why did he do it
>>5107053This is now an amphibian digestive tract thread
Podcaster Joe Rogan has warned that mountain lions are running riot in certain states and eating household pets, demanding politicians do more to address the problem.“One of the things they found out in San Francisco in the Bay Area was when they do shoot these mountain lions, they’ve done an analysis of their diet. It’s 50 percent dogs."“They’re doing nothing to curb the population. And this is the thing is like people go, ‘Oh, it’s OK Let nature do its thing.’ No, it doesn’t do its thing. It kills your dog, OK?” he said.He continued: “Fifty percent of their diet is eating people’s pets. So, they’re hunting people’s pets. That means you are, if you’re a dog lover, you’re allowing a monster to eat your dog because you think that’s the right thing to do and to be kind with nature."“No, you have to hunt them. You have to get them the f*** away from you."Rogan went on to share a story about Hanes being pursued by a mountain lion while out for an evening jog and commented: “That is the consequences of letting monsters live in your neighborhood."The host concluded by suggesting that trophy hunting should be rebranded as “monster control” to attract broader support, signing off by saying: “I love animals, but I am on Team People.”Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>5085470Retarded pseudoscience with no basis in reality.
>>5106432Completely true. Pets serve no purpose whatsoever.
>>5084961Because Humans are overpopulated, so we project onto animals the controls that we're no willing to impose upon ourselves.
>deer overpopulation >hog overpopulation >stray domestic animal overpopulation >rodent overpopulation Didn’t a single pack of wolves stop deer overpopulation in Yellowstone, why is this retard obsessed with protecting mutts when the majority of time idiots just release their dog out while camping/jogging or just leave them in the backyard without any protective doghouse.Seriously it’s like those idiots in coyote counties that keep complaining why their outdoor cats keep going missing.>>5085472Hogs are an interesting case, if they’re being hunted sometimes a member of their pack will just charge at the hunter while the rest escape, like a sacrifice to protect his family. But then again like a lot of anons here said you get rid of the predators and you’re stuck with a whole lot of animal populations that can’t be kept in check.
>>5084698Any animal that harms dogs is based. We should all get pet mountain lions
Do bats have the largest gap from cutest to demonic in the animal kingdom?
>>5106777dolichocephalic dog vs. brachycephalic dog
>>5106956That's a marmoset, not a lemur.
>>5106827left is not particularly cute.right is not particularly scary, he just has hip upper lip curled up
Everyone loves Jumping Spiders.
>>5107012Well, not everyone...
(only serious suggestions!)
>>51057734chan
TONY
>>5105773Bingo
>>5106059I like this one.
>>5105878isaiah d. enward
That Caprisun you drank when you were six is still there, maybe a bit faded but still there. Lying in a growing landfill of single used plastic from millions of other people. Being able to persist for thousands of years. I know humans have the "Out of sight, out of mind" mentality, but I getting a bit scared for the future.
>>5105054It unironically takes less energy to fling something out of the solar system than to drop it into the sun.
>>5105037>I know humans have the "Out of sight, out of mind" mentalitywell that, but also the part where a lot of rich and powerful people who want to get even more rich and powerful benefit from us not caring about the planet.
>>5105342Blaming environmental problems on the average joe is a psyop to make you feel guilty for things you are in no way responsible for.Yes don't litter and dump chemicals and shit into the environment, but we aren't responsible for the giant pile of trash in the ocean or the whole in the ozone. No I won't feel guilty about eating steak while you are flying in a private jet every week to go to a meeting.
>>5105153Maybe I'll cut you with a plastic knife then. One that's not BPA free.
>>5105037it's poisoning wildlife
Imagine all the animals that live here that we will never know about because of the murderous natives
>>5075376keknot sure why so many spergs took this post seriously
>>5099121kek what a fag you are
>>5105510Because he clearly knows nothing about guns i assume
Bump
>>5103711Kek
Atopodentatus
>>5107032Hadrosaurs before there were hadrosaurs
/an/ humor thread
>>5106342>>5106372Neither since fish live in the water which would put out the blunt
>>5106769>chickenThose are clearly pigeons though
>>5106784>owl bee back
>>5106797...oh. i thought this was supposed to be a humor thread
>>5106802Speak it out loud with a deep voice
