>walk my dog on usual path on a woodside>some motherfucker left their fucking filled and knotted plastic dog shit bag in the middle of the pathJust don't use plastic bags if you walk your dog in the forest you fucking npc retards
>>4935099It fell off a clip on their leash and they didnt notice.
>>4935109No I've had that multiple times now. Some faggot once placed one on a pillar at a forest pond where it stayed for weeks until I picked it up with a stick and threw it on the street
>>4935099>Be me, walking my dog>Dog shits>I pick it up with the plastic bags I brought with me for the express purpose of picking up dog shit>I tie the bag>I hang the bag on a tree like a faecal Christmas ornament>I keep walking my dog>I do this a couple of times on the same route over the course of a week so eventually you can't go 20m without seeing a turd lovingly hung on a bush or branchWhy am I like this?
>>4935136>like a faecal Christmas ornament>Why am I like this?I'm gonna go with "jewish ancestry".
