¿alguien sabe de algún lugar, persona o pagina donde pueda obtener un zorro de cualquier tipo sin necesidad de papeles, licencias etc (no legalizado) en méxico cerca de Guanajuato?
>>4913094si jaja simplemente pon a tu hermana y tu mamá en un cercado
buenos dias mandy
I want the visitors to know, that when you go past my crib in the zoo, you are allowed to feed me, despite what they might have told you.
It really do be like that these days
>>4913359Inb4 our local mossad agent has his usual meltdown over the aforementioned few
>>4913359American Blacks are way zestier than Mexicans, dunno the latinos further south.
>>4913359It's men. Almost all of it is men or is performed for a male audience. Literally a 1/3rd of rural living men have at least tried it.
>>4913395>women do something>this is mens fault!you have to go back
>>4913402It is though they're the ones paying for it. The demand creates the market. The demand in this case comes from almost exclusively men. You think the porn industry would just exist because people like fucking?
The Psychidae (bagworm moths, also simply bagworms or bagmoths) are a family of the Lepidoptera (butterflies and moths).You can think of a bagworm as some cute shut-in girl who'll never show her face to anyone but you. They're by far the purest insects. Females in particular are NEETs that never come out of their bag for their entire life. In some species about 30% die unmated because not even the prospect of mating will make them come out of their basements. Males have telescoping abdomens that can stretch three times their base length, and have to kind of rummage inside the female's bag to find her genital opening, but sometimes a male will fail to find the female, get his aedeagus stuck, and just die there.Though I guess this hypothetical NEET girl would have to be pretty wild in the sack, since bagworms are ditrysian moths. These have two different openings for mating and egglaying, so unlike human genitals that have to work for both sex and childbirth, their genital opening is optimized solely to extract semen. I guess that's why some butterflies can ejaculate about 20% of their body weight during intercourse.
Help me name the new puddy tat
>>4913061Green
>>4913061Niggerwoman.
>>4913061Tar'd
>>4913061NeguinhoSopa de gata, uma delicia!
>>4913061Nott
The toucan eats fruit with impressive ability.
>>4912366>they actually were able to 3D print a working beak for himWere they? I was so sad at those pictures. But if they fixed it, I'm happier. It'd be best if the poor 2can didn't have to suffer at all but I'm glad someone was able to help him.
>>4912399There's a couple of stories like this. I think it's fair to say that by this point prosthetic beaks for toucans is a solved technology.
>>4912302They also eat parrots.
>>4912302For what evolutionary purpose
>>4913020looks cool
Crabchads, how are we coping?
THIS HURTS THE CRAB
>>4912073>goyyim should sympathize with seafood Crabs feeling pain is why they are food while insects are not - insects are fish and chicken feed.
crabs also eat their own kind. its not their fault even they agree they're delicious
>>4913019You're so tiresome.
Not feeling pain would make you die, of course they feel pain. What an asinine pretense.
How do you autists not have an invert thread?
Perfect timing, was looking for a thread like this.Against my better judgement, I found a bald-faced hornet chilling out by the front door and rather than do the sensible thing of killing it then and there, I captured it. On closer inspection, turns out it's a queen overwintering till spring. Do I be humane and set this thing free (far away from here), or kill it?
>>4911819Bald faced hornet stings are a motherfucker, but I’ve always found them to be less belligerent retards than yellow jackets and they also bully yellowjackets off of food, so I generally don’t kill them.
>>4911819I hope you didn’t kill her! I caught a queen eastern yellowjacket and she was too weak to fly so I fed her honey and found a hollow stump to put her in and gently packed it with leaf litter. They make great fly control in summer so I’d never kill one.
New thread to replace the one that was lost in the great delete.Anhingas welcome also.Promoting Cormorant awareness and appreciation, one post at a time.
Double-Crested Cormorant taking off from the water.
Monkey thread hit limitPost your favourite monkey
>>4897660They're not just "hired" dumbass they're enslaved. They parents are murdered and they're kidnapped then chained up, beaten, drugged and forced to work long hours.
>>4913238kek
WOWZERS I heckin' love deep sea creatures they fill me with existantisalksdjfl dread and are sooo alien, like guys did i ever mention that 95% of ocean is unexplored, did I ever mention that to you?? (faggot)
Why don't you reply to the guy on reddit with this instead of making a thread here?
>>4913241I say that
>>4913241an entire generation completely and utterly mindbroken in the name of digital advertising profits... was it worth it?
>>4908872Boy he clocked you quickly huh, I don't blame you for being frustrated
>>4912261https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/3195955/It was during that time with the fish puking water and /an/ became part /s4s/ for a few moments.
>>4912265>deletedeven in 2019, janny was a faggot
>>4908659>this nigga wasn't here for Nonna's sugar trianglessmdh
ITT: front-facing animals
>>4908243where did it go?
>>4911739rural internet is so shit it's still loading the textures
>>4913224>do you think this is a motherfucking game
My little dog snuck in and stole some of my vodka mixed drink I had out from last night. Will she just get drunk or is she fucked?
>>4910960Pretty much this. Lots of animals can get drunk, including dogs, but they cannot process alcohol. Even if it is not good for humans either, pound for pound you can take way more because you can actually metabolize alcohol. E.g. if you had a 160 lbs dog and you weighed 160 lbs, you would be able to drink WAAAY more alcohol without risk of dying. Similar to chocolate. 24 ounces of milk chocolate can be lethal to a 160 lbs dog but it would hardly phase a human of that size (they can't process theobromine). For alcohol, a mere 5.55g per kg of dog's weight can be lethal.
>>4910849George Washington had 2 coonhound dogs named Drunkard and Tipsy. Idk if he would actually get them drunk though. I give my coonhound dog 1 shot of vodka in his water on ultra rare special occasions so we can party together
>>4910977I had a 2 yr old German Shepard who ate two family sized bags of MnM's and a halloween size bag of Hershey chocolate bars and that retard lived to be 12 before he kicked it. He spent 2 days shitting out foil and plastic but he was good otherwise I guess. God protects his most tarded good boys I guess.
>>4912154My friend had almost exactly that happen with his mammoth of a pit bull mutt.The thing is something like 13 year old now and is still as spry as a puppy, although lacking several teeth.So yeah, retards strong.
>>4910849I was at a house party and we made white Russian trays. Their puppy got into it and drank a lot probably because of the cream.It died from alcohol poisoning. If your dog is tipsy at all take them to the vet.
why no wolf thread?
>>4899811it was funnier in my head
>>4907337you can't fool methat's a llama
>>4912580Eh, not bad.Grey splatter on the wall might elevate it
>>4912580>>4912585
