>>4924226
all mammals are friends

releasing a mouse into an alien environment is guaranteed to kill them and taking a wild rodent to the SPCA is a laughable abuse of their resources.

>>4924226
Has any anon here had sex with a rat!

>>4924235
>SPCA is a laughable abuse of their resources.
Okay I'm doing this from now on.

>>4924226
>taking a rat into the SPCA
What the fuck are they smoking

>>4924235
>alien environment
brother thats where they came from in the first place

I don't think a mouse with a shattered spine would live long enough to articulate a coherent thought that long

>>4924235
>this small generalist omnivore will DIE if you put it in the natural environment it evolved in!
Brother, there is a reason they can become vermin in the first place, it'll be fine.

>>4924226
Mickey broke the NAP by entering my house without consent thus justifying the use of force

>>4924226
They don’t feel shit, they instantly go into shock

>>4924226
Snap traps are instantaneous; bitch about the psychopathy that is the glue trap

>>4924226
I want it to suffer, nobody touches my stuff.

>>4924226
I swear I could hear a migrant.

I shoot them with a bb if the snap doesnt kill them or they are stuck in the glue

>>4924226
Good, stay out of my fucking house, asshole. Do I look like a goddamn charity?

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sounds gay, I use a gun trap as the founding fathers envisioned

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>>4924226
That's what greedy jew would say

>>4924226
a rat or an extremely large mouse got its arm snapped in a trap, i think it was still alive because i think it was breathing a little but wasnt responsive and i guess it went to shock because it was in there for at least 20 hours because nobody noticed it until it got stuck somewhere because it ran away with the trap when i stumbled upon it

>>4924226
get rekt, thief

>>4924226
"He was just jogging"

>>4924226
>pick me up
Tiny protein spikes wrote this caption

>>4924272
how would you know?

>>4924339
>revolver
>founding fathers
pick a century

>>4924886
>the founding fathers wouldn't want assault mousetraps in the hands of civilians, they only had musket mouse traps when they wrote the constitution

>>4924265
this
deport all rats to mars back where they came from

>>4924226
>>>/ck/21042652

>>4924339
The great equalizer

>>4924266
you've never had those thoughts that if you had to put into words it would take a long time to explain but you conceptualized it in an instant?

>>4924894
It's not their fault they had to come hear because of the plutarkians

>>4924226
I have snakes that free roam my house.

>>4924226
need the RatSpanker tm webm

>>4925281
did it shit itself to death

>>4925328
wouldn't wanna clock out without giving the j*nnies something to do

>>4924226
I don't like these sorts of traps. This is just cruel and unnecessary and something only employed by sadists or people who don't understand pain.
>>4924316
People who use glue traps or anything that causes stress should be sectioned.

>>4926932
>causes stress
I think that's the least of the problems for the trapped rat.

If you saw a being that was 17x your size, would you try to live in it's house and shit on it's floor?

>>4926932
I do not give a single shit about the theoretical experience of a mouse

>>4924886
First invented revolver is 15th century

>>4926970
>liberals when you tell them that anyone who stole their dads gun could have killed 6+ classmated as fast as they could work the trigger for the past 400 years and the deadliest mass shooting was done with handguns and shotguns, so clearly mass shootings are caused by something else like underage internet use or SSRIs: ar15s are weapons of war doe

>>4926973
no way this is not a bot post

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>Taking a wild mouse to an SPCA

>>4924226
It didn't say that.

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>>4924226

Poor little mouse.

>>4924226
Dumbfucks like you have never come home to find mouse shit all over your kitchen and a mouse in your bedroom. Just so you know, I immediately set 4 traps out, last night and heard 2 SNAPS at 3am. Just tossed'em into the woodpile. I hope you feel as kind to them, when they chew the fucking wires off your car and leave you stranded.

>>4927293
>when they chew the fucking wires off your car and leave you stranded.
Chipmunks got my last car, made a nest under the fusebox.
Reverse lights stopped working, then high beams, then one day there was no throttle.

>>4927302
Mice nailed the wires on my knock sensor. I was driving along at 45mph and the motor fell on it's fucking face and went into "limp mode". It's common on 4cyl Toyotas - there's a nice warm little cubbyhole, under the intake, that mice absolutely love. Four hours to pull everything apart, solder the wires and change the $50 sensor.

>>4927311
NTA, I had a 2013 mini cooper that had multiple wires chewed through because BMW decided to coat them all in fucking onions.

>>4924226
fucking freeloader

I hate mice so much

>>4927450
onions or onions?

>>4927590
The banned word that starts with an s and ends with an oy. Its used to make bioplastic wire coating.

>>4924319
Would you kill a human?

>>4924226
Nigga those traps instantly kill nice, whoever made this image is retarded on niggerlicous levels

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>>4924310
I agree man, why do people gotta hate em so much, they don't know no better, they are just funny little guys

>>4928911
Buddy i breed em and gas em for my snakes iv killed alooot of baby rats and i mean a fuck ton. They are just food, do you cry at the mcdonalds drive through for the cow?

>>4924226
If you release a rat they will come right back unless you take time out of your day to drop them far away where a hawk is gonna get them anyway. I don't use snap traps since mice don't trigger them a lot of the time. Bucket traps work a lot better.
I definitely prefer not to have rats chewing on the wiring in my car. Sometimes I'll bait them and use an air rifle with a thermal. Can't get rid of the fuckers despite being able to bag 20+ in one night.

>>4929282
You're supposed to feed your snakes with live preys, no need to gas them Herr Goebbels.

>>4924226
good, I hate mice

>>4924226
I love mice/rats and think they're super cute, but you gotta do what you gotta do. They'll fuck up all of your insulation and wiring if you let them. I try to use the plastic jaw traps in my garage in hopes it'll kill them faster and am constantly trying to keep up with sealing all points of entry, but they're clever.

Honestly wondering if a bucket trap with water to drown them would be more humane or not.

Some day I'll get a pet rat named Cody and treat him good to make up for all my wrongdoing.

I once beat a mouse to death with a baseball bat. My cat wounded him and I tried putting him out of his misery. It took several hits. I love rodents but I also don't want pests in my house

>>4929474
Shovel to the head is my go to when I find them still alive in a trap. I try to honor them the best I can after. Maybe I should start a miniature mouse graveyard behind the house to give them a proper burial.

>>4929353
Live prey can harm the snake. Its better to give em the gas so neither prey or predator feel pain.

>>4929479
or better yet gas yourself

>>4929483
Bring that ass over here then.

Humans should not hoard their grain, they have more than they could ever possibly need, they should share some.....

>>4924226
It didn't said that

>>4924226
Might as well ask here: I just moved into a new place that's nice otherwise but has quite the mouse problem. Just caught two of the little fuckers munching a fresh loaf of bread I bought. What's the quickest and the most efficient way to be rid of them?
>Don't kill the little mousies! They dindu nuffin!
Give me a humane way to evict them all, then.

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>>4924226

>>4924226
Mice are neophobic, if you drop them off far away enough so that they can't find their way back, they'll be completely terrified

When I had mice in the house I used an electric zapper, kills em nice and quick

>>4928836
if he was in my kitchen stealing my shit yeah

>>4930014
>Give me a humane way to evict them all, then.
Buy some chickens. >>4929724

>>4924226
>my spine is broken, my stomach hurts, my pain is increasing, I can't move, I'm dying slowly
good, I hate mice

>>4929617
thank you for the insight, dumb ESL poster.

>>4929479
>Live prey can harm the snake.
Sounds like your snake is a bitchmade beta if a mouse is overpowering it

>>4930014
snaptraps, and sticky traps for places where theres not enough clearance for snaptraps, but you should figure out where theyre coming from first, killing them is not really an option if they keep coming back to piss and shit everywhere

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>>4924311
>They don’t feel shit, they instantly go into shock

>>4924311
>>4924316
As the designated trap-emptier when I visit my mother I can assure you that snap traps are not a guaranteed painless instakill.

>>4924226
>i'm dying slowly
doubt

>>4930772
>sticky traps
Desu people generally aren't responsible enough with these. They necessitate checking twice daily with your hammer ready to quickly dispatch the little guy's. People aren't up for it and either leave them to either starve to death or gnaw off a limb to escape
Ultimately it's what ceases neural activity rapidly is the most humane where live trapping won't with. That's why snap traps or below are often better
>>4930047
>electric zapper
Always seal off where they get in

>>4924894
>>4925105
I didn't expect this reference.

>>4924265
>>4924276
that looks like a house mouse meaning that assuming the majority of anons are American, letting a house mouse into the wild is probably going to either result in its death or damage the local ecosystem. Either way a bad idea.

>>4927293
have you considered not living like a pig?

>>4932260
NTA but they destroyed the fusebox in my last car, made a nest and nibbled wires, shorted a headlight wire to some the throttle controller, melted 4 wires.
I'm lucky the wire harness didn't burst into flames.

i just leave them bing chilling, they have no reason to come inside so they just stay outside in their little holes

just left a trap
saw one of those fuckers in the fridge

My grandpa used to use the cage trap and burn them alive.

Dealt with a fucking mouse infestation for the past year and it's over now.
What stood out to me was hearing a snap. I immediately went over to look, and the mouse was stuck on just it's ankle. It made convulsions for like 10 seconds and died on the spot through nothing but shock and pain.

A different mouse got snapped clean through the middle of it's belly. It was still wriggling alive for 20 minutes or so, gnawing on it's arm all the while.

Mouse resilience is a strange thing.

>>4934809
I saw a rat get a trap snap on it's balls, then he ran headfirst into another trap.
Nobody ever believes me though.

>>4924226
>rabies and countless other diseases
kill them alll

If I was a 1/100th of the mouse size would it let me run around its burrow shitting my disease ridden shits everywhere?
>youre supposed to be better, youre a human
no

>>4924235
I once volunteered at a wildlife sanctuary which had a mouse infestation. The staff didn't want me to set up mouse traps 'because we help these animals', so I just put up cage traps, then officially admit the mice I caught to the sanctuary and had them care for them