What are your thoughts on bears?
>>5124673The soft, careful paw holding up the door after BRUTALLY FUCKING SMASHING IT OPEN will NEVER stop amusing me.
>>5113325Bear
>>5124712Big chungus... easy on the apples...
>>5124719he's saving up for the winter stop being mean
Keep in mind that nuclear weapons would be useless against them and since they possess human-level intelligence, they will quickly figure out how to sabotage drones, take down power lines/grids, organize well-coordinated attacks, etc.
>>5124404>Face shield and a heavy coat will let me break all their brittle, little bones consequence freeYou underestimate how powerful some bird beaks really are, especially if they're determined to harm you
>>5124543hollow bones at the end of the day
>>5091267>>5091416>>5093277>>5100263>>5103638>>5105142>>5121165>>5123826>>5124114Based retards, you've convinced me. We are officially done for when the birds decide to declare war. Their sticks and stones shall break our bones.
>>5124476It's also part of the backstory of Hatoful Boyfriend. And the comicbook Elmer features partial aspects of it (only chickens gain sapience, all the other birds remain unaffected). However, both of those stories also feature this theme of birds and humans finding common ground and making friends.
THE WAR HAS BEGUN
Anyone else just watch sheep shearing videos to unwind? It's so relaxing and satisfying.
>>5124697>we wuz wolves an shiet
>>5124485Hoof trimming is incredibly satisfying.
>>5124697>they evolvedmore like we bred them for it, another species that we fucked up to the point where it can't really survive on its own anymore
>>5124739>another species that we fucked up to the point where it can't really survive on its own anymoreWhat species are fucked up?I can only think of cows.
>>5124441I saw a sheep get sheared at a fair, they had it strapped in some contraption that allowed them to flip the animal over.It was screaming for like 20 minutes.
what is he thinking right now
>>5124629Our queen ;(
>>5124297
>>5124640>>5124642Is it at all possible it could just be someone's lost pet?
>>5124642The rabbit needs a carrot.
>>5124640>>5124642this is the second time, this is definitely a federal agent rabbit spying on OP
Post your favorite pheasants, grouses, chickens, peacocks, tragopans, chachalacas, curassows, and other landfowl.
>>5124098
>>5124098Peacocks are just wonderful.
Horse GeneralIf you do not horse ITT your mother will die in her sleep tonight editionThread that didn't listen >>5108419
>>5124475There's a lot more to reading a horse's mood, but it's perfectly accurate.
>>5124475it's alright.as the other anon already said, theres a ton more like reading the entire face too (for example tensed nostrils when pissed in combination with the pinned ears) or hectic movements. horses have a really fluid smooth movement when relaxed and when it's erratic and not smooth then something's up
>>5124324That's really difficult to look at
>>5124076Horse's trainer did something wrong, rearing like that is dangerous and potentially even fatal to both horse and rider>>5124475
>>5124475it's cute when they turn one ear back, but sometimes I wonder if that's just a "yeah, I hear you, but I know what I'm doing" signal
It is this time of the year to ask once againWhy is it still the best dino documentary for the last 27 years? What causes it to be so unique?
>>5113442>>5113440Is this the show?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGv5Njyk_nM
>>5124234Unfortunately it's not - it looks more recent than what I actually looking for. But I did gave it a watch anyway, so thanks anon for sharing it - it was definitely worth the watch. Still amazing to watch Philippe Taquet being involved in yet another dino documentary. I've learned that he died in November last year so RIP.As I said in the previous post, I think that the entire documentary night is now completely lost media unless the CNRS or the French Natural Museum somehow have a copy - which I have very high doubts for the latter. I keep on looking for more fragment of informations on the internet and yet like I said it seems like that thing is completely forgotten. I've made some major findings about this.I've found this .pdf on the website form a guy called Michel Fontaine under the Press articles section http://michel-fontaine.fr/presse/arte.pdfSo apparently- the whole Thema night was called 'Le Temps des Dinosaures', was broadcasted on Tuesday, October 19th 1992 and it seems like it was running for 3 hours and 20 minutes. So the VHS I had missed the last 20 minutes or so.- the bigger segment was called 'Dineurosaurus' and part of the description mentions the lesser segments about the British and French naturalists I've previously mentioned in my posts, same as the parts about Montagne Sainte-Victoire or Archaeopteryx.(1/2)
>>512440821:40 – 01:00THE TIME OF THE DINOSAURSThemed evening presented by Philippe Taquet(palaeontologist at the Muséum National d’Histoire Naturelle) and Jacques Merry (director)Co-production: LA SEPT-ARTE / SODAPERAGA / CNRS Images Media / la FEMIS / Mikros Image, with the participation of Agence Jules and the CNC.Dinosaurs are back, and while “dinomania” takes hold of the planet, ARTE devotes an evening to them where the “terrible lizards” appear for what they truly are: a first-rate scientific subject and an extraordinary time machine.Dinosaurs make children dream, fascinate the public, draw crowds to exhibitions and to cinemas screening Steven Spielberg’s new film: Jurassic Park. They also captivate the “bone hunters”, the palaeontologists who dig on every continent in search of fossils that will allow them to know and to understand ever better an astonishing episode in the history of life on Earth.Absolute masters of the Earth for 150 million years, dinosaurs have only existed in the human mind for 150 years. In Dineurosaurus, Jacques Merry and Philippe Taquet, professor of palaeontology at the Muséum National d’Histoire Naturelle in Paris, first offer us the story of the discovery of dinosaurs by 19th-century European naturalists. They then invite us on a journey through time and across Europe in the footsteps of dinosaurs.From London to Berlin, from Oxford to Lisbon, from Aix-en-Provence to Brussels, in Bavaria and in Spain, Philippe Taquet and his European palaeontologist colleagues bring back to life in the field, in museums and in laboratories, this world that disappeared 65 million years ago – the world of dinosaurs – evoking their origin, their diversity, their evolution, their physiology and their way of life, without forgetting to ask questions about the causes of their disappearance.(2/?)
>>5124409(3/3)https://rentry.org/uxbntcazThis is the rest of the translation of the article. I'm pretty happy just having found these pieces of information. I'm still hopeful to find the whole damn thing, the whole THEMA night I mean.
>>5124410https://calames.abes.fr/pub/#details?id=Calames-201512714123190813Well well well
KidslookinTouchable, sire of Lookins Not A Felony
Out of all the animals to have that name that is probably one of the most terrifying ones to try and stop from doing its namesake.
>>5124682What is this horse's name?
>>5124686Kidslookingtouchable
>>5124759kek
Post wolves.>Information. >Images. >Stories. >Art. >News.>Previous thread: >>5093726
>>5123598Look at that boy, feed him
Wolf and ravens
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>>5124335is this part of his kaimere thing or is it too cool for a modern mammal?
>>5124399It's a Commission for The Spectra Saga by Andrew Verhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni3tKc3Ds0A
no one cares, why should anyone care about my planet my project my whatever...no one will care...no one cares about me, everyone hates me they will hate or just ignore it...same as i have been ignored all my life
>>5124455Then do it out of spite
>>5122405>A prehistoric equine species, resembling a ground sloth in its gait, ambulated using knuckle-walking, similar to a gorilla.I like scenarios where literal bat families have convergent evolution.
>OH N-
>>5123732what do you have against seals.
>>5123751gotta call it like you see it
>>5123751I have nothing against them. They make tasty meals for many predators.
>>5122581KWAB
>>5122676
Thoughts on the secretary Bird?
>>4989049d-does it perform the duties?
>>5122819yes
>>5122819Yes. It shreds papers and makes you coffee.
Waterproof editionPrevious /bg/: >>5017245
>>5123119weird that the phones are blurred out when they're obviously on a camera app
>>5123119Does that hurt?
>>5124309They can't really see what their eating, can they?
Why do cats cover their eyes when they sleep?
>>5123468>mfw i do this
>>5124481this. Everything they do is cute
to shield themselves from the horror of life
>>5123468they're manipulation tactics so you see how cute they are and why you should treat them like kings
They are merely pretending to be asleep
How do I tame birds?I live in a block of flats, plenty of trees below, a lot of birdsHow do I make friends?I already tried putting nuts and seeds outside my window, but only fucking pigeons came. Fuck pigeons.
You can't.At best some birds can be less afraid of you (crows, robbins...) but that's it.Leave food and make sure they see you. Then leave food and stay around.
>>5124662Learn what different kinds of birds eat. If the birds you want to attract are fruit or insect-eaters then putting seeds out won't do any good. Also note that even among seed-eating birds they have preferences. Some birds won't eat some kinds of seeds. Some of this is a size thing--small birds can't eat large nuts--but some of it is just them being picky.
