>black and white dog>his name is Oreo
>>5056953>german shepard >named Rommel
>beagle >his name is Bagel>>5057012We just had this conversation last weekend at my neighbourhood cookout. It might please you to know that every single neighbour here agrees with you. That's actually where the Bagel/beagle things came from. The lesbian couple down the street just got one and named it that, sparking the conversation. My last dog's name was Deeoji.
>>5056953my parents named their cats Leonard and Sheldon
>>5057568No lol.
Is there a way to make a video game about being an animal NOT boring? It always sounds good on paper, but then the gameplay boils down to three mechanics and constant repetition, which of course, makes sense. And I'm not talking about games with an animal for a protagonist like Stray or Okami, but games where you're a typical animal and you need to survive.
>>5056553Like a more playable version of those evolution sims?
>>5056523Make it friendslop where players eat each other
>>5056772maybe some bonus stage where the dog is sleeping and then a grandma drops a plate or something, and you have a quarter second to mash the 'maul' button
>>5057911because they fucking gutted it like a goddamn fish, thats why the aquatic creatures dont exist. it honestly was made way too early>>5056523deadly creatures is probably the best youll ever get
>>5058007It’s already supposed to be a game where players eat each other, the devs just insist on making oversized empty maps with poorly made terrain and few interesting features
A thread about adorable killing machines
>>5055129Wolfdogs are more aggressive than wolves regardless of dog breed
>>5056193
>>5055530Hound of hell
>>5055530acceptable as long as you call it a Wolfman
>>5055530Absolute abomination.
They are my current hyperfixtation. My favorite species are leopard seals, bearded seals, grey seals, hooded seals and weddell seals.
>>5057943>280mg sodium/100mg meatthats over 3 times more than typical land meatand for what?enjoy your hypertension and kidney failure. a fitting reward for being psychopathic enough to farm and eat water dogs, and stupid enough to raise carnivores for food.i eat 280mg sodium per whole ass meal.
>>5057941>your rite of passage is laughed at by millions of humansgrim
>>5057941Fibsh
>>5057890>hooded sealsdemonic creatures that disprove both God and evolution at the same time
>>5057943Too much iron.
How am I supposed to take a dump like this?
>Animal cruelty gif left up for daysWhy are mods on this board so fucking useless
>>5055984It's not real
>>5055984Retard
>>5054002>stay over at aunt's>have bowel problems so spend 30+ min finishing my duties>cats keep meowing and scratching door asking me wtf happenedThey were belligerent very quickly so I assume they did not like that
>>5054002You must provide one cat toy offering
Post birds, appreciate birds
What the fuck is his problem?
I found this pretty bird taking a nap :3
>post sleeping bird>thread goes to sleep
>Move in 1.5 years ago.>Magpie couple with two fluffy babies.>Spend a bit of time talking to them.>They start leaving both babies in my yard like it's daycare.>They're even cool with my cat, who just wants to eat grass.>Really gel with the one baby that I call 'Lunchmeat.'>Cyclone at start of this year, mother magpie gets fucked up.>Don't really see them as much for a while, they're around but don't visit.>Last week, hear WEK WEK WEK WEK outside my window.>Lunchmeat has grown up and brought their own baby to visit.Today we chilled out for a while and I offered her(?) one of those little yellow palm seeds. She looked at me like I was an idiot, then spent a solid five minutes imitating a Lorikeet. I wish I'd had my phone, but now I want to try to teach her some English words.>pic is baby Lunchmeat.
waaooo woo woo WOO WOOOOOP WOOOOOP WOOOOOP HOOOOO HAA HOOOOOOOOWOOP WOOP WOOPhaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHWOOP WOOP WOOPwwwhhhoooooOOOOOOOOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
>>5056852>what's so lesser about gibbons?they are LITTLE and SMALL
>>5054955We get it, you're a faggot
>>5057780And youre a virgin lmaoLet me know if a woman sleeps with you for defending the honor of her gender on /an/, you cocksucking butt pirate
>And youre a virgin lmao>Let me know if a woman sleeps with you for defending the honor of her gender on /an/, you cocksucking butt pirate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiTbESDj29g
I'm in Fiji atm. My son found this in the ocean. Looks like a tooth but could be a shell or coral. Any ideas?
>>5056992Almost looks like an Asian water monitor tooth.Could very easily be a fish tooth of some kind though.
>>5056992It's a badger penis. You can tell by how small it is.
>>5056992have you tried putting it up on inaturalist and seeing if anyone there chimes in?
>>505699290% sure that's a dolphin tooth or something related to them
I was in Fiji recently and one of my canines fell out. Could be that.
I like monkeys.Do you like monkeys?
>>5057893thanks, I was trying to remember what this video was calledhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur-ggo4Aek8
>>5057912apes don't have tails
apechads be dabbing on monkeycels
>>5055343The ones that Live in Asia, Africa, Latin America, and near the poles of the earth I don't like
>>5056019>the webm that ended racism
ITT: we design new dog breedsI designed a dog to protect beehives from honey thieves and wild beasts
>>5050057THEY FLY NOW?
>>5003005>>5003229legendary thread
>>5056634LOL
>>5056634Fellas, we've finally met our first Flounder-Dog
>>5003229I hope you didn't mention anything about liking kids on there too
>someone posts about yet another animal abuse case>it's always from south america, south east asia, or chinaWhy are they like this? Seriously. Not even muslim browns are this savage.
>>5057057>not evenLurk moar.
>east asians eat animals alive>southeast asians torture animals alive>west and south asians fuck animals alivewtf is wrong with that continent?
>>5057935>east, west, south...Doesn't matter they do all those things to an extent. Also never forget the unseen things that go on in Africa and Latin Poormerica
>the most empathetic and emotionally intelligent animal on the planet >is on par with dolphins in treating humans kindly when not threatened or protecting young>became the staple of the wise, relaxed and friendly character in all children's media>except it has periodic moments of sheer mania, typical gentle giants become violence obsessed extremely prone to murder crazed psychopaths, more rage fuelled than a fucking rabid bull>last for months>just mindlessly urged to fuck and kill for months and months before going back to a calm gentle giantwhat the fuck was the evolutionary reason for this
>>5057354We thinned their population a lot creating little raging retards with a small gene pool.
>>5051585Just move to a mutual combat state
>>5014315Literally me
>>5016349Absurdly based.
>>5057654Do you have a really big keyboard to type with using your trunk?
Let’s talk about the apes of Africa and Asia.
The tiger is singularly the most aesthetic animal in the animal kingdom, arguably the most beautiful thing ever created by nature
>>5056439all the world's a stage.this is human behavior also...This mask only slips for those wearing one>Alot of people are advocated that the rich gets richer and the poor gets poorer. Thats only because you dont understand whats going to happen to you, you see its all just a game ladies and gentlemen, and the quality of your living depends entirely upon your ability to play the game,and i play the game.......https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1__CAdTJ5JU&list=RD1__CAdTJ5JU
Since this is mostly a big cat thread, I wanted to say I find Lynx's to be cool
>>5034557They're not drugged retard they're just relaxing like big cats do most of the day
>>5057827Why is everything asian always a performative set up I hate their content so fucking much its all so fucking FAKE
Last night I was cycling and I suddenly encountered four adult boars walking in line on the road. The one in front stopped and looked at me and I quickly pedaler as far from them as the road allowed me to.Being an urbanite, I'm clueless about boars.1) how dangerous are they? I know the female will fuck you up if she's traveling with her youngs.2) what's the best course of action if I encounter them again?I've been thinking about stuffin a couple of raw potatoes in my pockets before heading out. Depending on the situation, I could throw them to divert their attention, make them ease up, or shoot it at their faces if things gets dangerous.
>obtain rock>bonk on pig head>free pork
They will generally ignore you unless you appear threatening.Sow with young will be triggered easier.
>>5054742They're mostly harmless, but they do have massive tusks that can slice you like knives, espeicialy on the legs. People have died from having their femoral arteries cut. Boar hunting was a mega-alpha endeavor in the past, especially if you were using a boar spear, with the telltale cross bar to prevent over penetration. Some hunters, at least here in FL, sill still hunt them with spears too. Often from a tree stand. There are even "tactical hunting spears" and shit. Also, if you have a dog do not let them get anywhere near these pigs, or they will die. Folks use pitbulls with kevlar vests and collars to hunt them down here, but you need a 2 or more dogs to do a good job and even then injuries are very common.
These guys will take care of them.
>>5054743pigs are pretty smart... i think that would tick them off
