Why do catfags feel the need to compare their vermin to man's best friend?And yes, the dog sees its owner struggling, so it helps her.
>>5067187seeth more catfag
>>5066627Cats are great, but I still love my dogs. Which is the point. I just don’t get what’s wrong with either animal. As a kid we had both at the same time.
>>5066586A cat would never
dog smells food you stupid dumabasses!
>>5068039You are the dumabass, retard. The dog loves to help people.
A thread for otters, wolverines, badgers, martens, grisons, weasels, stoats, tayras, fishers, polecats, ferrets, and ferret-badgers. Post pictures, videos, and stories about these cute, intelligent, and mischievous critters. Thread theme inspired by:https://apnews.com/article/taylor-swift-otter-tshirt-monterey-bay-aquarium-kelce-7272d1970336b02a3a97b4814a54a2f3
>>5066375>>5066377Lucky, I wish I could see one of these niggas in the wild.
>>5066637You have to leave the proper signals
Hello /an/imal lovers, a representative from /147/ here (Snooker thread on /sp/).Just popping in to inform you that there is a female Thai snooker player called Nutcharut Wongharuthai and she goes by the nickname "Mink". We affectionately refer to her as a mustelid and like making silly posts about her being a literal riverbank creature. That's all, bye for now!
>>5067360Get furaffinity on this
>>5067360based
A house cat has 1/2 as many neurons in its cerebral cortex as a chihuahua in addition to having smaller frontal lobes. They are mind-bogglingly stupid animals and can happily live in a 500sqft apartment for their entire life. It has also been proven many times that cats are incapable of routing a rodent infestation. Instead, they alter rodent behavior so rodents without toxoplasmosis hide more effectively and only sick or injured rodents (usually with toxoplasmosis) get eaten. This has the odd effect of removing a cat causing an immediate flood of rodents - because they were already there, just hiding.There is never any sane reason to refuse to neuter cats and keep them indoors.So why do cat people still let cats outside to kill animals, destroy nature, and spread a disease that literally kills babies? I just looked it up and cats can effectively transmit black plague from rats to humans. Crazy.
>>5067737How are facts anti-cat?Is "pitbulls are dangerous" anti-dog propaganda? "poodles are dumber than horses" "labs shouldnt roam outside"? anti-dog? Huskies dont control rabbit infestations… anti-dog!
>>5067738>cat people>people
>>5067723It's a literal brain parasite. It's mostly women and literal faggots/feminine men that "own" cats. It's no coincidence.
>>5067723Don't forget that outdoor cat shit gets into waterways and infects much more intelligent mammals like dolphins, seals, and sea otters with toxoplasmosis.
>Fur seals (actually sea lions) are sometimes spotted raping penguinsHow common is this for animals? Using animals smaller than you and of a different species to relieve your own sexual frustration
>>5064367BASED
Am I the only one not bothered by all this “aNiMaLS RaPe otHeR sPecIEs”? They’re animals, they’re dumb, their genitalia is incompatible, this is probably no more traumatic to them than getting your leg humped by a dog.
>>5067451> their genitalia is incompatiblethis actually makes it deadlyits like a horsecock up the anus for the penguins. penguins do not have dicks or accommodations for dicks. they die every time. who cares is apt for giraffes fucking elephants or chimps boning jaguars or something but seals are just nasty
>>5067453How do you know the seal managed to get its dick in the penguin’s cloaca and wasn’t just rubbing on it?
>>5067451Chimps do it too, it's fine
ITT ANIMALS ARE _VERY_ LOUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rooooooaaaaaaaaaaaar
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2WVPtfKYak
>>5064269soifish
Post your favorite ratite
>>5062109Actually based
A former co-worker, Susan Ostrich. She's neat.>>5062109>Susan is plebeian I'd tell her you think so but I haven't spoken with her in a number of years.
Kevin
Why does he do this after I take a shower? It's like he's mad that I smell weird.
the first response to this thread is objectively correct meaning it wont be acknowledged by anyone
>>5066802But enough about dog owners
>>5066485You cat is cute OP!
>>5066830Jesus, you're dumb.
>>5066841Kys toxotranny
WE ARE SO BACKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=r1tt3pf4MCQ
How does afford all this? No way he can afford what is basically a mini zoo on just a YouTube salaryI still remember when he had a few animals in his backyard, now he was zebras and shit. Crazy
>>5067829Donations, presumably.
fuck crustaceans, nudibranchs, echinoderms, redditodonts, eurypterids, and jawed fish
>>5067879based
>>5067879Check this out. It's a sea pen getting btfo by some based sea slug chads.
>>5067808I would pay a ridiculous amount of money for blue clove polyp eating nudibranchs.
>>5067994>>5067997it's time to go back
>>5067997Based.>>5068009Yeah if I was eating a sea pen I would go back for seconds because they're lil bitches that deserve to be consumed.
Do you like bats?
>>5066420
>>5061998I think I read that the risk of rabies from a bat is practically zero but I'm not sure.>>5060738I think nocturnal ones are ugly, hideous, neat creatures. I came home from the club one night, in the snow, and found a bat shivering on my doorstep. I brought it in, put it into a shoebox with some socks to warm it and drove it to the nearby bat sanctuary the next morning.They told me the hideous thing had… I forget… white nose disease? Something like that. Whatever it was called, they explained that it was a fungal infection that can lead to colony collapse so they had to destroy it, unfortunately.I'm sorry batbro (or batbrodette). I didn't mean to get you killed. : (
>>5067822White nose disease makes a bat itchy,so it can’t properly hybernate/sleep,so instead it just stays up all night shivering and losing energy.
>>5067822>drove it to the nearby bat sanctuary the next morningman I just hate it when the nearest bat sanctuary is closed and you have to drive a few extra miles to get to the second closest one
It's time to admit these are cooler than blue whales
cumbrain kek
>>5065981toothlets
>>5064675I like sperm whalesthey are majestic, intelligent, and formidable hunters And the way they nap is adorable My second favorite marine mammal
>>5067955they still do a lot of damage if they want toIt's a perfect creature able to survive and thrive in the most inhospitable environmentWe still don't know much about them. I'm excited to see what else marine biologists will discover
the entire point of Moby Dick is that Ishmael is a redditor for thinking these are superior to right whales
>oppssums illegal in my stateWhy live... legalized hims
Wisconsin master race.
Wisteria > Cherry blossom
>>5067600>tropical plantsThat's basically cheating
>>5067552pretty flower canopy, Japan: :|pretty flower canopy: :O
I prefer Wisteria because it fixes nitrogen and is highly invasive.
>>5067768Also poisonous.
>>5067766Wisteria also grows in Japan though.
>No nut November
Two weeks ago I stalked a squirrel and then put two extra walnuts where it hid some gay acorn or whatever
>>5067842Yeeowch! I felt that one for meself, heheh.
>>5067771I nutted.
>>5067842Is it gay to help him in this scenario?
>probably the most successful family of land vertebrates ever>no living descendantsWhy?
>>5066884Inbreeding after selecting for eusociality without having wings
>>5066884>the most successful family of land vertebrates ever>no living descendantsEvidently not, kek.
>>5067598Why did they do that?
>>5067582we *most likely, based on all of our data* descend from cynodonts.
>>5067937Pure evil.
