Horse GeneralWinter of our HopelessnessThread that got made to lie down for a German show - >>4911995
I've commissioned a special lounge chair for my horse. A Neighs Lounge.
>>4929989Bring me pictures of donks!
What's your Alma Mate her, horsegen?
>>4930062
>when you can't wait to touch the new foal
>>4930244Is there a pic of a guy standing on a beach captioned 'HORSE'?
>>4930356Neigh!
Plapping mares
new artfucking board doesn't let to post pics without emailhttps://files.catbox.moe/dk3xvg.png
>>4930579I was just thinking about you the other day.
it's cold outi hope the horses have somewhere warm to go to
>>4930579mmm moobs
>>4930062i have spent the last 20 minutes googling the best donkeys and horses for milk production
>>4931002I wish the milkmare would deliver my milk... in the morning.
>>4931002Well? What were the results of your research?
>>4931047The Mongols have the milkiest mares the Italians have the milkiest jennys and if i ever managed to get a 1 in a million mule that can reproduce and produce milk i wont share it with anyone RE: spite
>>4931048If you stimulate a teat enough, it will milk.
>>4931051anon, you can't just post that and not say shit about it. wtf am I beholding here?
>>4931133Horse party.
>>4930624In my house. All of them. It's summare here though.
It seems that nobody likes horse anymore.
>>4932540Thats my fault, I like horse too much so others meed to compensate for that.
>>4932540I've noticed that the threads with horses being really visible in the thumbnail of the catalog run faster
>>4932601Jannies banned the first thumbnail being a horse. They said it's too provocative.
>>4932601Activity went down on the entire site mostly due to the fact that most people by now use mobile phones to post and the recent anti bot measures introduced some shit that makes them wait like 10 minutes or some shit before making a post so most apparently just say fuck it and don't post at all anymore.
>>4932606Meant for >>4932540
>>4932606if it fucks with phoneposters it's worth it
>>4932613that's a male
do not look up hobby horse competition
>>4932603Such perfection
>>4932606dead site, most boards down 25 to 50%
>>4932658And meanwhile bots are still on many boards. GG
>>4932606it's 9 years too late but god bless, they finally dicked on the phonepostersthe site may go down in flames but I will relish it so long as the phonefags die first
>>4932664As someone who phoneposts most of the time I laugh at you
alright explain something since you seem to know thingshorses are supposedly very smart, this is backed up by how well they can be trained and otherwise learnhowever people who work with them also claim they're so absolutely retarded they'll keel over dead from sunstroke before moving 10 feet to the shade how are they work?
>>4932671I'm glad my superiority could amuse you in these trying times
>>4932674You wish you were superior lmao
>>4932675>nuh uh lolepic bantsI can really see how phoneposters rode this site into a ditch
>>4932672You get different opinions based on how much the people you ask actually like horses and how much they actually know.
>>4932686Stay mad
>>4932672they have good memories and live a long time like elephants
I'm tired of seeing horse penis
How do you think you would honestly react if it finally happened and a horse spoke directly to you?
>>4933376there’s barely been any horse penis for months
>>4933382I wish I could say I'd instantly burst into tears of joy but REALISTICALLY I'd probably be a bit scared or at least uncomfortable until the horse may be able to break the ice somehow.
>>4933393What are you saying to the horse to break the ice?
>>4933394WHY THE LONG FACE
>>4933394Wait a sec.First the HORSE needs to explain a lot. Not the other way around.
>>4933399She asks you to let her out of the fence
R.I.P. Toscani.An unknown photographer who is so unknown, /p/ doesn't make a sticky.Thanks for this photograph of horsies having fun.
A mare just winked at me what do
>>4933409>benetton adYeah I am sure the coat color choices for this pairing was pure coincidence
>>4933409watches?
>>4933409race mix, goyim
>>4933409Who though that putting horse mating on the banner was good idea?
>>4933419On of their's winks at us we put them in hospital, one of there's puts us in hopital we put one of those in the morgue.
>>4933424thisas a watch buyer this ad does not appeal to menow if the stallion was swapped for a human male, then that would be an ad with some chest hair and i would consider buying their watches
>>4933438For a sec I thought you were starting to talk about wrist watches around dicks
>>4933443>I thought you were starting to talk about wrist watches around dicks
>>4933443
>>4933409Why is it literally never a dark mare in advertisements and just always dark stallions?
>>4933382If the horse is willing to speak human then it's only polite for me to speak horse
>>4933463>Why is it literally never a dark mare in advertisements and just always dark stallions?the jews
>>4933463Dark mares are cuter to be honest
>>4933484Luna is indeed cute
>>4933463Too erotic. Drivers would be running out of water from constantly ejaculating.
they are coming...
>>4933595Imagine the poo smell
>>4933588sales of frost gatorade would go up
>>4933376Why
>>4933599I fed a gatorade to a pony once
>>4933597potent mare farts
>>4933595No, they running away
>>4933463What about black and white mares? They're totally underrated.
Horse eating cow to death
>>4934047It's a horse eat mineral world out there
>>4934047Cow is about to explode on her will
Horses warned us SO MANY TIMES
>>4934283They do so much for us and what do we do in return? Expose them to strontium 90 so that they develop bone cancer.
>>4934283WE DIDN'T LISTENhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE8XJEeOpyA
>>4934283>Did I leave the stove on... and in the middle of the road? Surely... oh I just don't now
What was it churchill said? "There is nothing that feels better on the outside of a man than the inside of a horse"
>>4934529the outside of a horse is good for the inside of a man
Boeing encourages its employees to think out of the box. One Boeing engineer with an affinity for horses took this to heart and came up with a groundbreaking idea. Rather than riding on top of the horse, he would ride from below, lowering the center of gravity and reducing aerodynamic drag.
>>4934583Has science gone too far?
>>4934730Curt Richter put a horse in a pool and the horse chose to die in five minutes. He repeated the experiment but recused the horse before she drowned and put her back in the pool and she swam for five days until completely exhausted and then drowned. It tells us a lot about horse minds.
https://formerly twitter.com/seikeiuma/status/1879451655084892210
>>4933657i really like this webm :D
>>4933595Perhaps they are wondering why you'd shoot a mare before throwing her out of a plane
Got any games on computer?
