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'tis the edition
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I miss horses
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>>4912038
You can look at live horses RIGHT NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdYG5Wae6r4
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>>4912039
I see shit
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>>4912043
You need to be patient.
Watch this
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>>4912039
>Evenstar's foaling got 12k views
>Jordan's foaling even just below 6k
While Winsong's foaling got a whopping 31k views. Imagine the impact this will have on their personality and character.
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>>4912038
same
i wish i lived in a universe where horses were real, they seem cute
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>>4912050
Wow
>>4912060
Pic rel
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>>4912097
Horse guardian
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>>4912097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6nT5YJMYCQ
i wonder how long it was standing there blowing horse spores through the mesh
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>>4912038
Same. I can't believe the last one died a few years ago.
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how do horses know that carrots are tasty?
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>>4912213
Their mouths
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>>4912213
they see other horses eating them or they get curious and try them, but mostly horses avoid strange new things
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>>4912256
humans and horses were the best bros.
we need to return to that.
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I am thankful for horses.
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>>4911995
testing if I have to put my email in, what cancer
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>>4912815
are horses macro fauna?
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>>4912816
No they're flora
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Post songs that remind you of your best horse or that weird pain that you're expecting to go away on it's own will turn out to be a special kind of leukemia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z03M_VEZ88I
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>>4912815
chains is in a pickle
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>>4912816
Horses are spores
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>>4912858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4VQvk_RxBw
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>>4912870
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>>4912815
How do you not smile in that situation?
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>>4912939
the dude makes tons of videos with his horses and put up that face for the giggles in this one
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>>4912939
busy thinking about his next heist
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>>4912939
Do YOU smile when you're getting your minerals extracted?
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Seen any good black friday deals on horses lately?
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>>4912987
no
horses are still expensive
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>snorts you
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>>4913393
Horses confirmed smarter than women.
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>>4913527
Better faces too
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>>4913527
Better rears too
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>>4913527
Better cocks too
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>>4913527
>>4913532
>>4913554
>>4913563
why ruin the thread like this
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>>4913393
Horses have been plotting long term against humanity ever since we went into their caves and stole all of their gold. The long con is so effective we've forgotten they can breathe fire and are immune to non-magical weapons.
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>>4913660
gay
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got neighed at today and it was so fucking loud.
why do they have to be so loud
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>>4913827
How else will they scare away the demon that was JUST about to get you?
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>>4913571
Why did pussy cross the stable?
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>>4913853
>file
That's no horse.
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>>4914319
Mmmmmm, horse
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>>4914319
I bet you think this is a horse too, cretin
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Mare butts
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>>4914502
can you confirm this
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>>4914508
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>>4914514
ok i am convinced
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I wish I had an emotional support horse.
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Are horses free and open source?
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>>4914724
Yes after our glorious leader touches one.
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>>4914514
Smoking these while chugging Black Booster
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>>4914787
SNOOFA!
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>>4914856
A horse!
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Do wild horses exist in the US?
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>>4915022
feral horses absolutely do, but wild horses never inhabited the new world
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>>4915022
Only in secret underground complexes
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I'm scared of horses. Worked on a farm and seen what their kicks can do.
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>>4915062
They are so strong. Strong horses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJWF4bUGtWs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU6p8_em8nk
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>>4914787
>this is what you see when you roll over in bed every day after mareiage
i need it so bad bros...
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>>4915256
All I ever wanted was a stable relationship.
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>>4915255
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Mareless whisper
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>>4915540
RIP in peace
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I was at a wedding in July and towards the end of the night I went away for a smoke in private I walked in on the photographer kissing one of the horses on the mouth (it was a farm wedding) and he said he was doing it for a prank but there was nobody around TO prank.
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>>4915822
What could a man like that be doing?
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>>4915863
What a brave little horse!
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>>4916162
Equine sprinkler system.
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>>4916170
GIWTWM.
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>>4916175
I don’t speak acronyms
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>>4916218
let me guess, gif roulette?
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looks like gif roulette failed again
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>>4916279
F
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>>4916307
They sure do love having their snoses massaged.
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>>4916279
he's dead
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>>4916293
>my minerals are your minerals and your minerals are mine
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>block you path
What's your plan now?
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>>4916415
Neight my way out
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>>4915771
that's a donkey, you ass
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>>4916454
that's racist
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>>4916415
Drop all of my belongings and beg for my life.
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>>4916415
Give them hugs tbdesu
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>>4916479
TIL you can boop the snoot of horsefren.
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>>4916479
i don’t care if they say it’s impossible, i will teach a horse to use a drinking straw, their lips are mobile enough to do it
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>>4916483
argentinian horses are way ahead of the curve
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Honorary equines.
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>>4916507
It keeps happening
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>>4916463
It's already too late...
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>>4916483
Horses can already use straws. I've seen it. They suck liquids like this and don't have to do the silly tongue lapping of other creatures.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP05BgYyz_g
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>>4916562
They're so close to being saddleable too.
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>>4916472
Based foal.
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Requesting the Horsler picture in his staff car from a kind anon
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>>4917171
I can only find the ingredients for that one
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>>4917206
tall
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>>4917231
No, it's horse
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how do we know that horses aren't evil?
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>>4917171
Save it quickly, the elites don't like it being public for long
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>>4917171
his car staff?
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>>4917336
Sieg neigh
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I fed a mare a horse cookie last night.
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>>4917559
A bond was formed
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>>4917559
only feed her cookies if she lets you squish her snout
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>>4917559
Mmmmm cookies
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Anyone worried about breaking the contract they made with the Horse they made on their 21st birthday? What are some ways out?
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>>4917965
What?
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>>4917981
learn to hold apples
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>>4917981
the initial amazement/disbelief over the apple is the best part of the webm
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>>4917981
>holy fuck it is an appul
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>>4917965
Sorry, but you will have to consult with a Barn Witch. Im pretty content with my horse contract myself, talking to a lawyer beforehand and drafting it in advance was the right call.
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>>4917981
Horses need to brush their teeth
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>>4917965
>Not reading the fine print
Ha! Boy are you in for a surprise
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>>4918074
They need Colgate
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It's that time of year again. Time to report all your horse dreams of the year.
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Hey guys, I usually post over on /v/, but I have a question about horses and I figured this would be the place to ask (I don't like Reddit.)

My neighbors have three black horses. I moved into my place around a little over a year ago, and one thing that I've noticed is the lack of smell.

Their field is about 2 acres and fenced in, it's directly across the road from where I live. They do have a small barn that they go inside sometimes.

But I hardly ever see poop laying around? I've seen on tik tok these industrial vacuums that you can use to clean it up with, but I haven't seen my neighbor do that. I actually rarely see him at all, he stays in his house or garage a lot.

So my question (sorry for the long-winded build up is) where does the poop go? Is my neighbor sneaking out in the middle of the night to clean it when I can't see? What exactly is going on here? I know the horses are in good health, and I see them actually do the act (pooping) but it's like the piles automatically disappear somehow?

It has me really perplexed. How is this neighbor cleaning up the poop stealthily and so efficiently? Am I losing my mind?
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>>4918890
also, is it possible that they are mainly pooping inside the barn, and then he cleans it out there? They're outside like 90% of the time even at night.. I know almost nothing about horses, but I appreciate their beauty.
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>>4918173
I need her too
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>>4918890
>>4918893
why does this bother you so much?
>no verification required
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>>4918956
Wrong webm but funny webm, as always…
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>>4918957
third try is the charm
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>>4918959
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come on give me a horse webm
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>>4918959
what the fuck
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>>4918956
It doesn't bother me at all I'm just curious
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>>4918890
maybe it's mares? mares don't poop
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>>4918957
Ayo, why's that bird giving his thumb a beakjob?
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>>4918988
Medical bills are making people do crazy things.
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>>4915863
Reminds me of a book whose protag is severely autistic and he has to take the subway to solve a mystery and there's three paragraphs dedicated to the ordeal of getting onto a subway train and at the end you're so thrilled and happy about some autist being able to step onto a subway train.
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I told a horse girl friend of mine some horse news today and she was into it. should I tell her that I'd like to see the horses and that I'm horse interested? I'd like to pet and also ride them
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>>4918958
>Want to get in the trailer to meet some new mares
>Can't get past the bouncer
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First things first, I'm sorry for the blogpost
long time lurker here, after a year or reading about horses, watching videos about horses, and being overall pretty interested about them, I finally rode a lovely little brown mare today.
Was even better than I expected, genuinely one of the best experiences I've ever had. Drew the mare I rode, she was very small and she seemed a bit shy.
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>>4919921
Thats a curious angle you drawn her from.
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>>4919921
don't forget to scritch her on the withers for all her hard work
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>>4919189
Yes to everything
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>>4919130
Surprised to ever see this book again after leaving school
Dont remember much of it but the desire to solve the "case" being upended by someone essentially just saying it plainly and confused as to why he gave a shit about a dead dog when the primary conflict that normal people would care about was his parents cheating on each other or some shit rang pretty hard
Even as a mild 'tist, that shit seems to happen all the time where people are caught up in their stupid easily explainable and ultimately boring lives which has some intersection of something you really care about and they get offended that you care about that and not how they're fucking so and so at work and that someone socially slighted someone else like that matters compared to a problem you're solving or an interesting topic you're looking into
It felt pretty real too with those kinds of concerns and observations and thought processes while just wandering around, kinda like a millenial catcher in the rye where its autism instead of tetra-ethyl lead induced sociopathy from the recession of the frontal lobe

Too bad it never became a movie, but even if it did it probably wouldn't be the autism advocacy piece the book is and instead either be degrading or otherwise miss the point entirely
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>>4920121
Where’s the horse in this?
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>>4912815
Guys chains is down Go get him!
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horsh
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>>4920397
hons
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>>4919921
Admit it, you neighed at her.
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While my guitar gently neighs
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>>4920997
strum a horse and see what happens
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>>4921002
>and see what happens
A happy honse?
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>>4921005
imagine being the comfort human for an elephant sized equine
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>>4921008
I don't have to imagine. Every day my nails are filled with vile horse dust.
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>>4921010
Heavenly horse dust you mean
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>>4921017
Not from these twisted fucking psychomares. Ripped apart and neighed to pieces like I don't even matter and yet I still return.
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>>4916786
This is in my local art gallery along with this one :)
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>>4921010
>vile horse dust.
aka spores
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>>4921064
marecelium
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redpill me on mini horses.
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>>4921249
horselets compared to ponies
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>>4921249
Ewe can take them anywhere at any time
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This really says a lot about society
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>>4921008
It's all sunshine and roses until you have to clean her stall
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>>4921250
>>4921335
could they make a good housepet? a chill mini horse sounds like the best thing ever
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>>4921534
They need space to run, and as high metabolism grass eating herbivores, they make a LOT of shit compared to a similar sized dog.

Also I’ve never met one I’d call chill. Fun, pleasant, cuddly, yes, chill, no.
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>>4921534
>a chill mini horse sounds like the best thing ever
No, the best thing ever would be a chill maximum horse
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>>4921542
just compost
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>>4921555
maremaxxing
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>>4921555
>>4921679
imagine how many hamburgers you could make out of her...
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>>4921557
Do you really need that much compost?
The answer is no. I spread shit on a 2209 square foot veggie garden and on 5 acres I mow for hay and I still give it away for free to anyone who wants a yard in the bed if their truck, because I have more than I need.
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>>4921738
The agriculture industry was truly founded on a pile of horseshit

There is no better fertilizer
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>>4921681
I want to feed mare hamburgers so she grows bigger.
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>>4922037
I seen a shetland pony demolish a bag of unattended mcdonalds cheeseburgers in under a minute
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>>4922055
Its fine, there is no real meat or cheese in those.
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>>4921555
Imagine the big fat horse pussy
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>>4922116
up to the elbow easily
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>>4922199
Anon…
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>>4921752
Really, Horse shit is too acidic and too full of carbon, so you have to compost it for ages comparatively. Cow shit is better.
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Who here has horse art in their home? I can't seem to find anything good.
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>>4922611
buy a decent sony camera and make your own horse art
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>>4922555
This.
My dad and I got some "horse manure" for free from somebody, it was also about 50% wood shavings and almost nothing would grow where we mixed it into the garden for over 2 years.
Cow shit or rabbit shit is way better.
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>>4922614
Honestly I'd rather have some kind of painting.
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(((they))) want all the horse manure for themselves
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I can't believe I almost let this year go by without watching any horses. I love them so much it's unreal.
At least for next year I've already booked something and won't wait until the last minute again
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>>4922668
Based horse takes out drone cuck.
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>>4922611
One day my best friend plopped down on the floor and drew me a masterfully done horse head in A2 format that many years later I still have on my wall.
Horses are insanely decorative and if done by a friend it's so much better on top of this.
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>>4922616
>"Free manure"
>It's more bedding than manure
So frequently.

Mine don't stand in stalls except for during severe weather, so I avoid the wood shaving/straw issues, but if you get manure that's as much bedding as not, it's basically worthless unless you're willing to do long term composting.

If you ever end up burning your garden with that sort of "fertilizer" again, add lime or wood ash until you get to a PH of 7.5, and it'll help a lot. Adding charcoal too can be a good idea as well, but getting the PH back to slightly basic is priority 1.
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>>4922868
one has been made aware...
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>>4922868
Yes, look how the tiny horse is saving that human from lying down for even a second.
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>>4922868
>let me die...
>no.
>LET ME DIE
>NO!!
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>>4922868
>>4923065
>manly snow death scene status: DENIED BY MINIATURE EQUINE
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>>4922868
Is it powerful?
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Back by unpopular demand, it's me again.
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>>4924198
Hi.
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>>4924249
On my way
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>>4924198
Scritchies time.
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>>4924290
why is the horse screaming at the dude's ass?
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>>4924290
Mwah!
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>>4924198
wtf you're a horse?
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>>4924435
neigh
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Merry Sporemas
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Hooooorsemas
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Could (You) tell me about traditional accessories and clothing items for horses? Like I know there are Saddles, colored bows to indicate sex/breeding status, bridles, horse shoes... if you know anything about something I listed or about something I didn't list please tell me about it. If this is your autism, your time is now. Even if you only have a picture or something little to say, please drop it in a reply. Love (You) merry Christmas.
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>>4914468
What do you call this covering...
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>>4924788
Ear bonnets are nice. Then there are the weird neoprene sex costumes.
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>>4924798
sweaty mares in neoprene unf unf unf
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>>4924788
I dunno, there's lots of different tack out there. Like fly masks, blinkers, overchecks, hackamores. The list really goes on if your horse knowledge is just slightly more than what is gleamed from a little girls TV show.
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>>4924823
You caught me, I'm from /mlp/, but I want to know more. Horses are so silly and cute and I want to draw them being horsey.
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>>4924798
>Komm, sĂ¼sser Tod plays in the background
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>>4924822
>mmmm horse foam
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>>4924827
Tactical mare
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>>4924827
Sheep pajamas
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>>4924827
Bride costume
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>>4924827
Witch horses
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>>4911995
Do horses like it when people dress them up in things? I see them sometimes in like full body street cyclist outfits or pajama onesies. I mean they must like it cuz how do you force something big like horse into it if they didnt want to?
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>>4924994
They love it. We only figured out we can attach things to pull them seven centuries after we invented those weird bondage harnesses they enjoy so much.
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Horses can't vomit so anything you put in there has to stay there forever.
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>tfw spend thousands on expensive breeders but the new foal still gets LWS and falls apart like soft bread in my hands
Some christmas.
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>>4924798
Samus marean....
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Jews fear the subterranean horse rancher
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>>4925564
desu i think subterranean horse ranching is something Jews might actually enjoy doing
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>>4925992
Stallionlets, when will they learn...
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>>4925992
>when man is 5"9 tall
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horsem roulette
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How can you love horses when they take massive shits all over the place
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>>4926430
>all over the place
wrong, they have designated shitting corners
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>>4926062
poor thing getting swarmed with horse flies taking it's horse nutrients
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>>4926533
They absolutely do not, i visited an island with a population of only about 200 wild horses and there was shit absolutely everywhere, I was surprised that a mere 200 horses could produce so much shit.
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Hi opg users
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>>4926533
You're thinking of ferrets.
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>>4926567
There is no way those horses are alive. If they lie down like that for even a second, they die. It's just the whey they're made.
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>>4926625
What
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>>4926664
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It's nearly the end of the year, what softmare updates do I need to perform to keep her from going haywire at midnight?
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>>4926733
>anon thinks he alone can stop Y2Hay
don't even think about it you'll need several engineers and programmers
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>it's Y2Neigh
>horses start falling out of the sky
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>>4922654
This is actually true.
>not for you
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>>4926840
If I drink that tea, will I die?
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>>4926840
>mare jenk
oh my
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>>4926733
>midnight
MAKE SURE YOU HORSE IS SLEEPING BY THEN!
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>>4926948
you actually might lol
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>>4926948
It would be extremely painful
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>>4927013
How can she sleep if she can never lie down?
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>>4927052
why is horse Frisbee not popular?
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>>4927053
Too expensive since they eat every frisbee they catch.
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>>4927051
I'm a horse guy.
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hello *very fast*
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>>4927129
Boop snoot
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>>4927128
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>>4927248
webm roulette
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more webm roulette by unpopular demand
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>>4927464
Why would they be so men to their horsies just for views? :(
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>>4927469
Because women are vile like that
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>>4927469
Barn witches. They're doing worse than that, believe me
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>>4916579
I think moose are cool but also spooky. Glad I don't live somewhere where mammals get that big (horses are big too I guess though)
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I went to Marea 51 and saw neighliens
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>>4927469
it's fun to troll animals
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>>4927595
"trollong" an animal substantially less intelligent than a human just makes you look retarded
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>>4927544
Did you ask them about the bonus situation?
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>>4927544
Hope you enjoyed your Marea Weekend
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>>4927544
Damn anon.. did they try to spread their spores?
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>>4927663
Best webm of 2025 award
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>>4927666
Since humans became the dominant species on earth thanks in part to our ability to throw things with great accuracy..... could horses replace us if we died out?
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>>4927663
stupid cat is going to die
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>>4927663
watched this loop like 20 times
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>>4927691
It's only a matter of time now
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>>4928008
Nice horse
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>>4928009
it’s not webm roulette without risk
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>pg 6
WEBM roulette
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Draft horses with mane and feather straight out of a schampoo commercial...
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>>4929389
Girls are so fucking stupid lol.
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>>4929389
looks exactly like the type that "owns" the horses and maybe even the entire place but actually never ever does the care/shit shoveling herself.
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>>4929389
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>>4929391
This 100%
When I was young my sister got two dogs.
Who "owned" the dogs? my sister.
Who actually walked and fed the dogs? me.
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>>4929409
Horsegirls who actually do the shit shoveling also greatly differ in character too. Those who actually put in hard work know how to deal with tough situations and don't constantly lament over the most retarded shit. Horsegirls who only own or rent without doing any physical care are the ones who create the bad reputation.
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>>4929413
interesting.
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>>4918962
>horses can helicopter their lips
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>>4921021
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>>4929448
horsie eets feesh
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>>4929686
sir, this is /an/
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>>4929696
Well, he is acting like a filthy animal, so that checks.
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What's the name of that show where they make the horses dance all sultry like?
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I have to admit lord of the rings had a lot of horses
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>>4929730
Thanks to Viggo Mortensen. The movie nearly had no horses until he told Peter Jackson that he knew some maresonally and they showed up. The only bad thing about that movie is the exclusion of Fatty Lumpkin that really fat pony that Tom Bombadil hangs out with that ponies go and look at sometimes.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J0orC2QECc

This is what happens any time a German tries to go to sleep. The treaty of Versailles has a lot to answer for.
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>>4929727
wild manes
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>>4929733
That's a smart horsie
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>>4929731
I like the part where horses charge
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>>4929733
What a horse!
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>>4929392
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>>4929761
horses who actually enjoy hugs are the best
THE BEST
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>>4929755
Jeez, did they have to kill the horse?
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>>4929793
oh lmao, I just realized it looks like the horse is dead.
Rest assured the horse is alive, just check the video, thanks.
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>>4929761
he knows what?
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>>4929989 - Filly fresh out the oven and ready for bustering



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