Who would win?
>>5083343
>>5083551What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
>>5083732I bite him in the balls, he bleeds out. I win.Pic related is me.
>>5081587>Well, most T-rex specimens we have are juveniles, or most likely juveniles. The ones we know are fully grown adults, like Sue tip the scales at 10+ tons. Sub adults are still in the 7-9 ton range. Seems like 10+ tons were an average size of a T-rex. If you're going to use a 1:100 000 specimen for elephants, then the same should be afforded the T-rex. Not impossible that a genetic outlier for a T-rex to be in excess of 15 tons, if not more.Not even remotely true, scotty and sue are around 8ish metric tons and that seems to be a theoretical mass limit for bipedal megatheropods even the largest Carcharodontosaurids at 13+m all fall into upper end mass estimates that are in the same range as the largest rexes. Statistics doesn't take into account biological limits and evolutionary pressures and is using a warped and biased selection to begin with.>Volumetric 3d models. That's the weight you get when you model in every organ, muscle and fat deposits. They were fat, idk what to tell you. and they constantly oversize rex and undersize other large theropods Acrocanthosaurus being the main victim, more recent studies actually restore it as being on average more massive than the tyrannosaurus average but with less of a individual variation meaning it tops out as less than Sue or Scotties 8 tons>Expand your mind, truth is not established just because a shitty paper that is often cited said so. Nobody has ever bothered to challenge it is all. Muscle, sinew, fat and skin also support an animals weight, not just bones. Plenty of large animals alive today brush off falls that should break their bones according to the oft cited paper.Again, every giant carch with a reasonable mass estimate of a paratype/holotype is in the same range as Sue and Scotty. The going theory is that carchs and rexes had hit the ceiling for mass in a megatheropod, the point at which bigger was a detriment to survival so evolution stopped selecting for size
>>5081587>An Elephant would freak out and run away if it came across a 10+ ton T-rex. They are smart enough to recognize a threat.How strong even are the fear instincts of elephants? Being the biggest strongest animals around probably doesn't engender much of a flight response in your genes.
Favorite cryptids? I'm pretty fond of this guy
>>5070300The kandahar giant.
>>5071613KEKEK
>>5071484Guys I'm from Sri lanka, when me and few friends were going to school back in 2014, we saw an Earth worm who about 1 foot long. It was pretty girthy compared to a regular earthworm too.
>>5075269Elaborate
Bump for the keks and /x/
animals ranked by how much aura they have
>>5085096fr fr this list :fire: :fire: :fire: :100:
Jewazon slaves are not paid enough to buy overpriced, fake, shitty, un-nutritioned and poisoned food sold by other jew corpos. Merry Christmas!
>>5085024Anti cat schizo samefag thread
>>5085024>no I didn’t murder your cat im sorry :)Kill him.
Cats belong indoors. Its his cat now. And its indoors. Outdoor cats are not owned cats. Cat people need to be made to learn this.
>>5085092dogs would never betray you like this.
>nooooo!!! you're not supposed to help the sea turtles reach the safety of the sea! you're supposed watch helplessly as they get devoured by sea birds!!like damn, why the fuck not? we need to increase sea turtle population because they eat jellyfish. what's the harm in that?
>>5082346HOO is jobbing now?
nooooo
Harming turtles is haram.
>>5074746Not enough people talk about how terrifying these bastards look.
>>5022879lol
my cat has cancer. i was sure it was something different when bringing her in for surgery, so i didn't tell them to put her down right away if they find a malignant tumor. and they didn't. now she's carrying a sure death sentence with her, which makes everything harder. now i have to nurse her back to health, pay a shitload of money, too, to make sure her next weeks or months are as positive as possible for her, and then put her down when the tumors come back. i keep telling myself that at the end of the day, it's just a cat. why the fuck does it hurt so much? is this normal? i'm in my mid 30s, i have fought in a war. and now i cry every day over a stupid cat.
>>5084294you'll get through this bro, like me, or that other guy, or all the other people who lost pets or people they loved. you'll get out of it stronger than before, like everyone else. it just takes some time.
We just put my cat down today. He was really my wife’s cat, but she had him before we moved in together, so he always felt like a member of the family for the past 13 or so years we’ve been together. I wasn’t expecting it to affect me as much as it did when they put him to sleep but once my wife started sobbing I got a lump in my throat and I had to look away.
>>5084899lol this faggot cried like a bitch and then goes online to pretend he didn't
>>5077909Make sure not to feed any plant-derived foods to your cat and give more fresh meat.It will help with energy and health as time passes.Also it's just a cat. They die.
>>5084899i was stone cold when they put down my cat. felt more relief than anything. bitch tears for all the dogs though
This is what you're paying for when you buy dairy.
>>5085001eat a steak bro your brain clearly needs the nutrients
>>5084081>just get a bull, it’s more humane!lmaoing at this, letting a bull roam around raping cows 24/7 is somehow more humane than manually impregnating them as needed.
>>5085074>nooo they didnt sign consent contracts!Animals don’t participate in morality. They are not people. Let them breed. Or are you… jealous?
>>5085075That’s my point. If AI is ‘wrong’ because it rape, then so is putting a virile bull in with your innocent virgin cows.
>>5085077neither of those is rape. vegans are idiots with masturbatory anti-life "morals" that are completely arbitrary and dont make sense. its almost like they’re pseuds who made it all up to justify the poor choice of a spiritually female oversocialized loser.
Which mammal genus has been most successful in the evolutionary race?
>>5085059felines have more sub-species that you've never even heard of. cats are so perfect that they just ctrl c ctrl v -ed themselves in every environment in every weight class.
no one in this fucking thread knows what a genus is holy shitkill all these fucking console warring Indians
>>5085066You sound indian. You know every canid looks the same too yeah? And they all… stretch!
>>5084887
>>5085069big cats react to catnip and boxes exactly the same way. even disregarding your fucked-up "dogs" which are just man-made fake animals, other wild canids have less variants (because they're inferiour to felines) and you can't include bears because those aren't the same thing at all.
As usual.The Fox Before: >>5080430
this picture goes hard
>>5085047Hey now...
>There is an idea of a mammal. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real mammal. Only a pinniped. Something of blubber. And though we can hide our cold gaze, and you can shake our flippers and feel flesh gripping your hands, and maybe you can even sense our love of seafood is probably comparable, we simply are not there.
>Let's see Paul Allen's fish
The Seal of Solomon
>Bald Eagles are freedom bombing catsIt's official, c*ts are unAmerican.
>>5081679If you have a large dog, you can do your part by giving it a free lunch
>>5077170look at those talons...all the kitty cat skulls it could crush
>>5083083>feeding your dogs parasite- and disease-infested verminNo thanks.
>>5084005Dogs can handle it
>>5076638>cat people>people
post ducks please
>>5043399mf'er created the seagulls
i like to meet with a guy from work down at the duck pond in the village where he lives every few weeks. we just sit there for a few hours, surrounded by all kinds of ducks and waterfowl. they're all used to human presence and some of them come begging for food, i always bring a little bread for them or share my pizza with them that i sometimes get nearby when i'm drunk. i fucking love ducks, they're awesome. i feed them from the hand and watch them for hours while shitposting drunk. great times.
>>5084009Sounds great
>A ghost crab is faster than a cheetah relative to its size, achieving up to 100 body lengths per second (around 10 mph), while a cheetah, despite its massive absolute speed (70+ mph), only manages about 10-16 body lengths per secondGhost crabs are 10x faster than cheetahs.
>>5083649>I'm sure to win because my speed is superior
>>5083649>YEAH! Who won the lottery? I DID!
>>5084220I am short as fuck and one of the best at helping people move among anyone I know. Tall people are really annoying for me to work with and it only works out if I take most of the weight. It doesn't help that most people, including those who lift, are not good at lifting awkward objects. Even some guys in the trades have no idea how to effectively maneuver once they have a grip on the weight. I learned to lift things working construction and helping my family do manual labor. All of the issues you apply to the short guy also apply when a tall guy has to adjust to a strange position to fit into a tight space, stands higher when you're on the bottom going up a flight of stairs (which gives the short one all the weight), or insists on trying to drag an object instead of lifting it. Don't even get me started on having to match their stride, especially when I'm the one who has to walk backwards. Some of us are, indeed, strong enough to keep objects up just so the tall person doesn't want to kill themselves. We just never get the same courtesy in return.
>>5083746>He's still not going to be the guy anyone calls up [f]or literally any strenuous physical activityI would. For buttsecks. Short muscle fags are hot. >>5085048>I am short as fuckPics? >:)
>>5085048Post cute gutes
Imagine all the animals that live here that we will never know about because of the murderous natives
>>5084167Yeah but they'd probably catch a cold and die before then
>>5084167Yes but they might not adapt well to the modern diet and look weird like modern aboriginals
>>5075382None of the abrahamic religions are true you retarded goy
>>5082590staged
>>5084154They survived the last tsunami pretty well.
I think Pallas cats are neat
>>5083415I'm putting together a team...
>>5082966pulchra if she real
>>5084177>MANUL looked extremely WAGGISH today in his enclosure, TONGUE PROTRUDING - VERY, VERY DISRESPECTFUL!
>>5084214Why is this post so loud
