>the most empathetic and emotionally intelligent animal on the planet >is on par with dolphins in treating humans kindly when not threatened or protecting young>became the staple of the wise, relaxed and friendly character in all children's media>except it has periodic moments of sheer mania, typical gentle giants become violence obsessed extremely prone to murder crazed psychopaths, more rage fuelled than a fucking rabid bull>last for months>just mindlessly urged to fuck and kill for months and months before going back to a calm gentle giantwhat the fuck was the evolutionary reason for this
>>5014315Sounds based to me
>>5014315Empathy is a fake new age term anyway
>>5019769>cuts right before he's about to push another gazelle in
African elephants are reportedly more dangerous than Asian elephants
>>5014365
hyperreddit youtuber tierzoo mercilessly BTFO'd by the octopus lady: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGsBqMILGgY
>>5045705sounds hot
>FOUR-EVUURCTRL+WCLEAR CACHEREINSTALL BROWSERSET SSD ON FIRE
>>5040638lol
>>5046173>is offended by "Tits of GTFO".This isn't the Medieval era celibate priest anon.
>>5045992>sorry i’m not an israeli asset sisYou are actually. You're Christian. Without your kind Israel never would have existed.
Here is a blanket octopus.
>>5047525that's not really truecephalopods tend to sit in the middle of the road, they get eaten by larger fish, sharks, and mammals, but they also primarily eat fish
Why do cephalopods have such short life spans compared to other sea critters their size?
>>5048730So they dont become a threat
>>5046138>some of the most intelligent animals on the planetCorrection.Some of the most intelligent INVERTEBRATES on the planet.>>lifespans are too short to make any use of their intelligenceCorrection.They don't need any time to teach their offspring any skills because 99% of their behavior is pre-programmed like insects.Also, cephalopods are so primitive that they don't even have myelinated neurons. >>5048731Got a pet theory that the giant/colossal squid population exploded when the killer whale population was at its lowest.
>>5048741>killer whale population was at its lowest.*SPERM WHALE population was at its lowest.
Crepuscular EditionLove Foxes, Pawst FoxesPreviously on /fox/:>>5037324
One of my favourite WEBMs fur its ASMR-inducing quality.
Nyoop
Is he /our shark/?>lives in ocean equivalent of the basement>smells like pee>takes 150+ years to get laid>blinded by cope
>>5048626Someone's mad about jimmy Kimmel lol
>STILL screeching about trannies
>>5048690>>5048678Greenland sharks aren't trans and were never invited to guest star in a Jimmy Kimmel show.The more you know...
>>5048666Trannies are animals.
>>5048404The seal isn't struggling because it knows Greenland sharks are honorable heterosexuals just trying to raise families in the ocean.
UH, ALL CATS OR FELIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OFF THIS ISLAND BECAUSE IT'S FOR FOSSAS ONLY
>>5045338short fur.
>>5026754Ummm no sweety, that's colonialist. We should call it the Clickclickoogaboogabooga like the indigenous peoples do.
Fosas are God's ugliest cat. (and it's pretty even close) \v/
>>5046081They aren't cats.
>>5021523Fossa looks like he's ready to lead a lynch mob against cats
Tell us, friends, what are your thoughts on the Orange People and their superior forms?
>>5046612actually i just hit its foot/ bottom hand? with a big hammer....
I used to think ginger people were descended from orangutans
why did he do it?
>>5048683fat fuck
>>5048677just post them on /wsg/Then cross link them>>>/wsg/5972295
>>5048665that dumb bitch is about to get her face ripped off
>>5048706bonobos speciated by realizing you can stop a chimpout with sex
ITT: Animals eating/stealing human food
>>5048582ain't no man eating that
>>5048618humans are higher value to demons than animals are
>>5048616basedola
ITT: we design new dog breedsI designed a dog to protect beehives from honey thieves and wild beasts
>>5001736Saluki
>>5011939Do you think LGDs don't ?
>>5037430For some reason "necrophiliac" is the only one that applies to in "common" conversation
>>5001736saluki enthusiasm is a red flag
>>5001711
It sure looks like a reptile to me. Why would mammals evolve from something like this?
>>5046433why would an animal lose the ability to replace teeth?
>>5047273All hipsters are evolutionary derived from pelycosaurs.
I choose to believe dimetrodon looked like this, and since I'm always right it must have
>>5047487This looks retarded
>>5027663It's perfectly acceptable to refer to non-mammal synapsids as mammal-like reptiles. Only redditors will say otherwise, and nobody cares what redditors think.
Horse GeneralI'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND I CAN HEAR THEM NEIGHING ALL THE TIME AND PULLING MY BRAIN IN MY SLEEP HELPThread that lay down for even a second >>5020957
>>5048101No, they can't reach their with their long mouths. Inner thigh, butt, boobs. They like getting them scratched platonically.
>>5048169https://youtube.com/shorts/vUhtYqzkvtU?feature=shared
>>5048265That requires a great deal of trust if you don't want to get bit, shoved, or kicked. Touching the really sensitive spots is only for trusted friends.
>>5048341I think they can understand if you're a friend quick enough. If you touch the nose you can get 'em next time.
>>5048688I went to beach with horse today. It was fun.
Why are people like this who literally torture and abuse animal on recording allowed to post on social media? Why is animal abuse when not done to large mammals like cats and dogs just accepted?
>>5046555Normies getting on the internet was a mistake>centralize social media>monetize child abuse>monetize animal abuse>start ruining people's loves for wrongthink, while allowing the above
>>5046695all jewgle’s fault
>>5046734No, it's the iphone
>>5046768Yeah. It dumbed down computers for non technical people, then allowed them to bring the internet everywhere. Computers had a dedicated room, new they follow everyone wherever they go
>>5047791how would the world go if the iphone didnt have any internet access and no app store
Let’s talk about the apes of Africa and Asia.
>>5046947Indeed.
Gino from Disney’s Animal Kingdom died today, at the age of 44. He had been there since the park first opened in 1998, and left behind 14 children.
>>5047910Rest in peace bro
how smart are they?
>>5034987>>5034989this but unironically
>>5034867>how smart are they?Oh stfu mod. If someone calls reptiles stupid you'll have a meltdown and ban them for a few days and act like they voluntarily left.
>>5048402That's nice, sweetheart. Wholly irrelevant, but nice. >ESLOh knows! Eye ack sea dent alley oh mitted uh word! Aye sir ten lee moss bee any essel! Mai sea crypts out! Watt will eye doo now?!?!Sorry, Schlitzie. Your pinhead is still the only point you have. How sad UUUU.Now run along and play with your dollies. The grown folks're talking goats and dragons.
>>5048517It’s ok to admit when you make a mistake little guy
>>5034871smart enough to bite your fucking fingers off
