Post animal images that make you think: “not my problem.”
>>4757171Funniest thing I've seen with these is a trans person feeling validated after getting bitten
>>4757358do you guys not bolt your toilets down?
>>4753427D:
>>4757905>>4758269Can they not just smell you and judge your sex by the microcomposition of your stink
>>4755602imagine shitting half your body weight
>>4755760Very true. Especially not when they keep having the dumbest shit included in them
>>4755904get off the internet for 10 minutes you terminally online faggot
>>4755576I agree, I want to have a pint with a chimpanzee
>>4755893This reads like a gross wish-fulfillment furry fetish fanfic
Kill all Chinese, Indonesian, Japanese, and Brazilian people. Watch as global animal welfare skyrockets.
all rodents welcomeprevious bread >>4691039
>>4755190They like bugs.
>>4758961>noo my scent
I'm going to be introducing 2 young mice later. I know to introduce them on clean, neutral, unmarked turf, include plenty of hiding places and observe closely in case I need to intervene, but is there anything else I should know? I've read horror stories on forums about mice mauling each other to death, sometimes days after a seemingly smooth introduction
If animals were like Pokemon, which would be a legendary?My money is on Willy.
>>4757787leg joints can only take around 3x the average weight, unless you also have a mutation increasing bone density
>>4757754What is he eating?
>>4757249This dude.Legendary - Bird/Fighting type
>>4758057I threw up a little looking at this.
>>4758044Dead bird
You Have a 0.05% Chance of Being Bitten by a Pitbull Editioncont. from >>4604568FAQ:>What is a pitbull? A pitbull is a Bull-and-Terrier aka Bull-Type Terrier aka Bulldog Terrier A pitbull is any working terrier with bulldog ancestry bred for dog fighting and/or vermin hunting>Which breeds of dogs are pitbulls? American Bully/American Bull TerrierAmerican Pit Bull TerrierAmerican Staffordshire TerrierEnglish Bully/Bull TerrierComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>4759781>poorly trained and poorly socialized dog does something>must be its breed!
>>4759789Was just asking a question, anon. Not my fault your guilt-ridden, shitbull-owning brain immediately assumed I was attacking the breed.
>>4759777Nice trips, even though I think you are wrong
>>4742265
What if pitbull dogs were always supposed to be animals of the wild but we wrongly domesticated them?
>>4760007Do you have the one with toddlers crying while swiping in the air after their phones are taken away?>in b4 off topicSorry, just been looking for that one for ages. Let's say it's a scene of human animals acting on their instinct
>>4759399He is literally me
Are two-headed animals friends?
>>4754101I'm horrified but curious
>>4754685They don't count the water, dumbass.If they're full they'll feel full and satiated, although possibly only one or neither can recieve/process that sensation.
>>4753305Snakes are pretty dumb, in poisonous species one head will bite the other thinking it's a threat and kill itself.
>>4755687>i'd be disappointing two girls at the same timeGood God anon
>>4755701Cool, can't believe they never covered 2 headed dinos in JP
"Its the most venomous spider in the world, but its mouth is too small to bite humans."Who started this retarded rumour and why do people still repeat it?~ Also, give me your wive's tales about animals
>don't pick up a baby bird that's fallen out of the nest, because the parents will smell you on it and no longer recognize it as theirsBirds barely have a sense of smell at all, complete nonsense. They'll raise birds that lay eggs in other species' nests even if it looks nothing like them and is twice their size
>>4759072I bet I could fit my finger in its mouth...
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>>4754522I heard it as a kid, but it was for crane flies
>>4754555Bro can't you read
the neck is long
The bill is long.
>>4754658
>>4754426afaik, female crows caw just before laying but are silent after that to not call attention to the nest.
If cloning exists Why are any species of animals still on the brink of extinction>china wont clone panders caused they don't want no one else to have them
>>4755207Being the biggest economy in the world will do that to you.
>>4755329Pretty sure that’s still the US (for the time being anyway)
>>4755312Induced pluripotent stem cells. One of the main reasons for cloning was to obtain stem cells for autologous grafts. Even the guys who made Dolly told scientists to abandon scnt because ipsc was more efficient
I just want someone to clone a nice monkey man for me
>>4754067The fucking what places? What's going on in america?
Did he go too far?
>>4756939uggghhh chuddy you weren’t supposed to point any of that out i was actually just le epic baiting….
>>4756941>Self awareness is a rarity among your kind as always.tell that to >>4756010 that started crying about vegans out of nowhere
Unironically thank you to the politics shitflingers for derailing this trash thread!
>>4756938>Being effeminate was one thing, actually being accused of being a pedophile because of the testimonies of people rather than “I have a feeling” is anotherTrueby the time he was actually accused, he was already far less popular and far less hated.
>4756089my god, 4chan will just throw (You)s at any stinky bait these days
i want to buy some new plants and this thread is for the philodendrons only. I think theyre easy to grow and have much variety about them. -do you consider the varigation of pink princess or white knight bad for the plant because they cant really produce chlorophyll?-what is your favourite philodendron?-post your philos!
>>4760000bump
This is a real SEM image of a blue damselfly. This is something that is real. Imagine it six foot tall. It should be easy to imagine, the image is high resolution.We treat these things as insignificant lesser beings. Try saying that to it face to face. It is more frightening than any fictional character and it's actually REAL.
>>4755951That's a phantom midge larvahttps://www.sciencephoto.com/media/720744/view/phantom-midge-larva-sem
>>4758897thank you
>>4755993>>4758897>>4755951OP why do you feel the need to spread lies on the internet for zero gain? What led you down this path in life? You really should talk to somebody who could help you.
Man who cares? Just refer to the cube squared law.
>>4756005this is my favorite post i've read today
How does this even happen? I feel like you could just kick it and wrestle it to the ground.Or grab it by its hind legs and swing it around.
>>4757291Is that the brothers? F
>>4756697Why do they hunt them down after they nibble a humie anyway?
>>4759774>DUDE! YOU HAVE TO DIE BECAUSE YOU MADE A MISTAKE!
>>4757880Finding out how many left wingers actually hate trannies and believe they're perverts and groomers was a trip. Hell, even most of the LGB disavow them.
>>4758779...what is this post