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Ive had cats all my life because i knew that I'd be a bad dog owner. Im extremely antisocial and dont interact with people at all outside of my family. My cat is 19 now and approaching the end and i think i want a dog. Any breeds that can tolerate an owner that hates people and doesnt mind being solo?
the meme yet true answer is a shiba. but any dog is a handful until they hit ~3 years old and chill out
>>5101259This is mostly alleviated by having a large and/or intimidating dog.My dog gets a lot of 'mires but people keep their distance. Sometimes their cowardice irritates me lol.
>>5101274Act like prey get treated like it.
>>5101274I don't think OP could handle a husky.
>>5101259
Why are cats like this
>>5096688What have you done to personally remedy that anon?How many pajeets have you stuffed and mounted on the walls of your parlor?
>>5099559>>Gives off "don't touch me" signalsThat's your issue, they aren't. The back leg came to secure itself, it wasn't fully pushing yet, just a gentle check. That cat wasn't really signaling for a belly rub, however, they really curl in when they do so, its unmistakable if you aren't a moron. >They're all tsundere and autisticIt make sense if you remember they are about as much a prey specie as a predator one. Everything that matches the size of a cat will potentially fuck it up. A dog can seriously injure one by playing with it. Also, you have to be a bit slower because they see events passing a bit quicker than us, things move faster in their perception.
>>5099931Lol
>>5099931kek
FUCK YOUUUU
I'm putting together a team...
Bomb
>>5098953I can't tell if it's cute or ugly
>>5098993we'll use him as the fall guy
>>5098982Thanks but we'll take over from here on...
the spy
>Be me, work at amusement park>Closed for the season, go to visit parents>Stay for a month>ffw Monday (yesterday)>Normal day>Vegging out at parents house>Dad comes through door>Says “Hey Anon” in a singsongy voice>Look up>He has a puppy>He says it’s my puppy>I didn’t ask for a puppy>”I think this could be good for you, you’ll have someone to keep yourself occupied with and to look forward to coming home to.”>”If you can provide for a dog, you can provide for a family”Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
your dad is right about the family thing, dogs are a great way to get used to taking care of a child. if you can take care of a dog well, you can do a kid too!For his name just say it then give some kibble. Take like 1/2 of the kibble from his meals and use it to behavior shape. It's great you are crate training, that's so important especially if you are single and taking care of a dog alone. Do not give attention when he is crying in the crate, only let him out when he's quite. Don't fuss when doing so, be boring both in and out. Randomly toss treats inside the crate during the day for him to find.
kek american dog people are such freaks
>>5101186literally the best part of america is the dog culture
>>5101182Decent advice, but I will add that when name training you should wait to give treat until dog makes eye contact with you. It's really good to work on this while the dog is distracted or playing so it practices breaking attention to focus on you.
>>5101219Yeah nice addition, I should have mentioned that. Also use a marker word like "yes" or "good" and then treat AFTER that. It's behavior -> "yes" -> treat. Pause after the yes before the treat. Will have to be fast at first but start to fade in some time.I'm going to miss something but I feel every dog should learn:>come (recall in general, imo the most important command)>sit>down>stay (standing stay, I teach dogs sit and down are implied stays)>heel (street heel on left side)>watch me (eyes on me)>place (go to a place and wait until released)>break (a release command)>crate (go to crate)..and questionable but I always train it:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Tell us, friends, what are your thoughts on the Orange People and their delightful facial features?
>>5099999quints of truth
>>5100087what did otis do?
>>5101215he mated with his own daughter. freak.
THE CAMELS ARE ATTACKING THE CAMELSA RE ATTACKING
>dark age techbaseNgmi
>>5100663wrong image mb
THE JEWS ARE KVETCHING
THE GOYIM ARE SEETHING
i have notice from them especially on the online sphere like here have sensory issue. And most are northern americans!I am from chila and have studied gradeschool in america before. We had three autistic classmates, two girls and one boy. 1 girl is weird and not sensitive to anything. but the other two are deeply in love with cats and are sensitive to many things like:-parrots-dogs-loud birds-deersAnything that are loud and.. have weird feel? I feel like most mammals and avians will be part on that list above. Sometimes even cats are hated when they yowl or become unpredictable.Most american girls that i met who are super into cats are usually autistic with sensory issue and has a huge aversion to dogs and parakeet alike.This is also apply to males but they arent that many i have met.honestly i have not met any south americans with sensory issue yet. why is it more common in north america to have autistic people with sensory issue than south america?
>>5100109American food is 50% plastic which literally makes their children retarded
>>5100109The neonate hepatitis b vaccine and infant circumcision both cause real, measurable brain damage. NA governments wont admit it because profits/religion
>>5100892doesnt mention the jews, good goy
>>5101192>NA governments
>>5100109>why is it more common in north america to have autistic people with sensory issue than south america?Because in SA they just hit the children when they don't act the way they want.
Post raccs, save pics of raccs, discuss raccs! Here is a critter embiggining for the winter months.
>>5100752Raccs need to befriend some otters so they can learn how to smash with rocks
Are racoons actual goblins?
>>5101106The sound resemblance is uncanny.
>>5101106Very polite goblins.
>>5095332>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rascal_the_Raccoon>The series revolves around a young boy who decided to provide shelter to a raccoon that was discovered by a hunter. As the boy attempted to domesticate the wild animal as part of his family, he soon realized through trials and tribulations that his efforts were futile and decided to release Rascal back into the wild.>Raccoons are an invasive species in Japan and there is evidence that Rascal the Raccoon has contributed enormously to the problem of invasive raccoons in Japan.>Although Rascal the Raccoon's storyline revolves around the difficulties of taking in a raccoon as a pet, Japanese citizens became inspired to import raccoons into the country as exotic pets, leading to unforeseen consequences.i'm sure everyone itt is familiar with the story but it's my favorite example of catastrophically missing the point
I've spent two hours on this and still can't find the name of this panda. I used image search, looking through many chinese websites for the name. AI couldn't help either, just naming random popular pandas. I hope someone can find the name of this panda and provide at least one source, any way to verify this information
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>>5099508He's mine now. I took him. His name is Dainikubou.
the audacity of lizards to become snakes boggles the mind
>>5100396>>5100520Never because mammal spines move up and down instead of serpentine. If they were legless they would move like a caterpillar which is retarded
>>5100771lots of mammals have adapted to horizontal movement, like ferrets.
>>5100396BORING, wake me up when we get a sausage bird
>>5100396see >>5100916
>>5100121>>5098721>Crocodiles ripped off Temnospondyls>Snakes ripped off Caecilians >Lizards ripped off Colosteidae Reptiles really did just rip off amphibians.
You're welcome.
>>5099539wtf? I hate animals now.
>>5099607it's the sort of thing that the feds don't have the constitutional privilege to regulate, at least outside of national parks (themselves being of dubious constitutionality).
>>5100591>>5100592Mentally ill chud detected. Go back to the political board, you schizo.
Will he finally face jail time?
>>5099539Awful AI slop image. It's more embarrassing than anything else that we didn't have this law already than anything else. Fuck that child rapist noahide demon — US government is the synagogue of Satan.
Webm Thread.
So that the beauty of the wet smooth-skinned seal may never perish from the face of Earth
They look like oiled up unkiked (uncircumcized) dicks
seals vs otters?
>>5101129They moved his office to the basement and He didn't receive his paycheck.
ferretchads will continue to rise
I'd like them more if they didn't smell so bad.
>>5099489>that drop in poultrylast remnants of the "zomg I got chickens during lockdown!!!" fad dying off?
>>5100506They smell bad but curiously their shit barely smells and is easy to clean up. I wouldn't stick my nose in it ofc but it's nowhere near as rancid as dog or cat shit.
>>5099489I own ferrets solely to dab on californians
COWS DEMONSTRATE FLEXIBLE MULTI-PURPOSE TOOL USECows are now UNDENIABLY far more intelligent than cats and 99% of mammals. If you think it's wrong to eat cats, then you must feel the same way about cows and pigs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGVo41MuLiQ“The only well-documented case of something comparable comes from chimpanzees, on those – also rare – occasions when they fish for termites by combining the functions of the two opposite ends of the same stick,” Osuna-Mascaró told BBC Science Focus.https://www.sciencefocus.com/news/cow-tool-use https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/first-ever-flexible-tool-use-seen-in-a-cow-suggests-livestock-are-smarter/
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>>5094225I can't even quit octopus. Everything else I eat has no chance.
>>5094225cows are stupid>so they're okay to eatcows are smart>so they're capable of consentYou can't have it both ways, /an/
>>5100835thats kinda hot
>>5100611I've seen a cow eat a live baby chick.
