Sun Wheel Editionprevious: >>4865724This thread is dedicated to all animals of the Reptilia and Amphibia classes. Topics include, but are not limited to: geckos, snakes of all kinds, frogs, salamanders, newts, turtles, tortoises, and much more. Before asking a question, do a search on the internet to see if it has been answeredClassifieds for finding breeders and products:>morphmarket.com>kingsnake.com>faunaclassifieds.com>reptilescanada.com (Canadian breeders)>caudata.orgMost forums will have a "for sale" section on them, so look for that, especially if you have a specific herp you want. Craigslist can also be a good source for cheap aquariums, and make sure to check for any reptile expos that occur in your area.When asking a question, make sure to include these details:>Type and size of animalComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>4899794THE MIGHTY FROGOLITH!Tвoя цeль здecь. Иди кo мнe.Tвoй пyть зaвepшaeтcя. Иди кo мнe.Пpишлo вpeмя. Я вижy твoё жeлaниe.Пyть зaвepшён, чeлoвeк. Иди кo мнe.Иди кo мнe. Tы oбpeтёшь тo, чтo зacлyживaeшь.Boзнaгpaждён бyдeт тoлькo oдин.Tвoё жeлaниe cкopo иcпoлнитcя. Иди кo мнe.
For those experienced with New Cals, has anyone ever experienced an issue with their juveniles having difficulty walking? Difficult to describe, but this gargoyle gecko I picked up from a breeder 2 months ago suddenly, within the last week, seemed to develop this loss of manual dexterity. Each step appears to take significant effort to coordinate where to plant each foot. I'm afraid my vet visit today is going to result in only me coming back home.
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>>4897673>I've realized lately that sitting around doing fuckall is life's natural state and "wasting time" was made up by slave owners (employers)Based. I concluded the same. It's just psychological whip cracking from the goy drivers.
>>4897673"Supposed" is theistic bullshit. They sit around doing nothing because it's the most efficient use of resources and maximizes their chance to reproduce. Animals you see getting bored are those whose reproductive chances increase more by expending that energy in some way than by conserving it: dogs were bred to be useful, young predators gain net calories by practicing hunting, beavers need to maintain their lodges to survive, humans can trade work for goods and services and use those to attract a mate, etc.Rejecting one set of assigned values and replacing them with another is not based; it's pseud behavior.
How did they get there?My theory is that early hominids dragged them there for a laugh.
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>>4899051Actual aliens abducting a bunch of seals and dropping them in lake baikal after because to them "water is water".
>>4899051secret tunnels under the lake, it's proof that hollow earth is real
>>4899051The Caspian Sea seals are a bigger mystery. Baikal seals could have retreated up river as the Arctic Ocean ice became prohibitively thick during the ice age, the bodies of water are connected.But the Caspian Sea seals are descended from Arctic Ocean populations, despite no clear route for their population movement existing.
>>4899060LMAO
What would aliens look like?
>>4898958All so called aliens are time traveling earth historians comprised of evolved and genetically engineered humans the species our future descendants uplifted.
>>4898958One that I saw was small like a cat or so. They got very long leg and big eyes like an owl but not so big as Grey Alien always shown with. And it got a half sort of lop lip and no ear that's all I remember sorry. Wish that I could draw for you.
>>4899055Yeah? If aliens exist they evolved too you know
>>4899055yes
They'd probably have fucked up and wacky organs and skeletons but apart from that I don't think they'd look much weirder than anything you haven't already seen on earth.
he chillin
>>4897656hehe bober
>>4897659dare you enter my magical realm?
literally me
>>4897656based
>>4897869Why is it polish and finnish became such meme languages? What is it about those two that makes them funny?
Most retarded animal "facts" people have told you.A co-worker told me with a straight face that rats don't have bones. She said that's how they can squeeze into tiny holes so well.
>>4893668You're not black, you never will be, it's not even something to strive for, and being purposely obtuse doesn't make you less of a loser.
>>4899224theyre afraid of white mice, but its more logical since its because of strange version of animal rather than regular version animal
>>4893638They don't have fur so I guess a retard could think they are reptiles
>>4896946Probably doesn't realize that New England and England are different places.
>>4899224Not to the point they will climb a tree
Post normal dogs ittNo toadlines or borzoi allowed
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>>4898907off to a great start
>>4898904i gotchu OP
The shiloh shepherd is the ideal dog>big>fluffy>smart>friendly>bred for health and temperament from a mishmash of big, fluffy, smart, friendly dogs so basically a professionally bred mutt with a zero-pitbull guaranteeLet me guess, you need more?
>>48984334chan is filled with losers and the mentally ill.This is a board about animals.I'd sat that it logically follows that, yes.
>>4898433yes. /dog/ is infested with multiple people from a trooncord zoophile group.
>>4898143Radcliffe used to be so fucking hot. I love derpy nerd boys.
>>4896987Cookie clicker
>>4898396No. In a country where 50% of murders and 97% of rapes are never solved, you cant make judgements based on a crime no one is even looking for. All you get is a list of people dumb enough to go to the vet after leaving “signs”. Anti white, anti male shit.MAGA 2024. Make cops look for it. Trump will pass a federal bestiality ban and deport you back to israel. >>4898433No. Well, /horse/ is, and a lot of people want to fuck cats and secretary birds, but that’s it.
So I work with the public in a grocery store and have come to realize that cat owners are the dirtiest and worst smelling group of people overallHowever there is one regular who is the worst smelling person I have ever met and I was giving cat owners the benefit of the doubt with him because he smelled so bad I assumed he must be a pig farmer or something like that who never washes his clothes or bathes. His stench is unreal. But then yesterday I saw him in line with three giant bags of cat food so I guess I was right all alongWhy dont cat owners realize how terrible they smell?
>>4889838It's unlikely the owl ended up killing the cat, I have seen many videos of raptors making a similar hold on foxes and ending up having to drop them, because of the weight and foxes trashing around.
>>4898734>and other hallucinations from the minds of dog fuckersnice samefag replying to yourself 2 minutes later btw
>>4899474That cat is deadhttps://youtu.be/mj_AV4pqa_w?feature=shared
>>4899527still unlikely if this dog is alivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3NkJN1ircQ
>>4899537https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Qz3zNbHE5v8allegedly this dog lived too
Why do cameras fail to capture the impressiveness of giraffes? It's the same with some other animals but not to this extent.
Most camera lenses are best used on very circular shaped objects. Giraffes... Are very not circular, in fact, they are quite long.The same issue goes with humans, they compensate with props or poses
you need to be far from a giraffe to get it inside the framein person you can only see a small part of them at once they are so huge
>>4899303What would you recommend, /p/bro? Moving to a place with a lot of birds and I want a decent birding camera.
>>4899169I find this with large birds too. You don't get the impression of the size of, say, condors until you see one in real life. Those fuckers are gigantic.
The first time I saw a moose irl, I was absolutely shocked with how unfathomably huge they are. You look at them in photographs and you just don't get a scope for how fucking freakily gigantic they really are.
If we nuke ourselves into extinction, Dolphins will become the new masters of the world.
>>4891699You mean like that one Simpson's episode? Kill yourself dork sucker
>>4897160>You can't make tools with flippers. If anything octopi have a better chance.Aren't you forgetting someone?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4qPtPSb9TU
>>4895419Why would they need fire?
>>4891699Sharks have been around longer than dolphins
>>4891879Fun story https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/171003/older-sf-story-about-sea-otters-monoliths-and-equations
post art that features animals
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>>4866777>>4866776>>4866774Why is this so deeply disturbing?
Big cats threadPrevious: >>4866060
>>4898045Fucking adorable.
>>4892014>>4892688Cougars are like that one guy in the family whose three feet taller than everyone else.
>walks downstairs for a snack>finds poop on the stairs>what the fuck>of course, it's my dogwait a minute, how the fuck can he poop in the middle of the stairs?????? HE'S A DACHSHUND.>mfw the front door was big open for him to go in the garden. is he dumb.
>>4899221spider owners>i hate it when my victims do that
>thread that has nothing to do with cats>cats already brought up by the 4th postunreal
>>4899477just ban this one autist obsessed with hating cats and we can enjoy animals again
>>4899477your tism is showing
>stupid frog thread>console war
Post deer
>>4867837>y-you wouldn't shoot it into o-one of my non-vitals, would you, h-hunter-kun?
>>4871713>They didn't let me ride them, though.You gotta wine and dine them before they let you do that
>>4866035Jeeez I wanna pet a deerrr -w-
Would this be viable? is it just a childish dream?
