put this guy in a situation
>>4932903can taking too much krokodil make you look like that?
>>4929549mess with the gator you get the razor
I demand more of this little guy
BUMP
>>4929134wow
Why do pet owners often look like their pets and vice versa?
the nature of the divine universe and the quantum fluctuations of fate which permeate throughout her brings like beings together through a sort of interdimensional magnetic field as all life and consciousness share one fundemental wave and each face is merely a modulation of pitch. life is the most perfect expression of the wavelength so fluctuations harmonize through space and time. praise be to god the almighty creator of all things glory to us the children of grand cosmic circumstance blessed are we to be.
Animals aren't people, don't forget that.
>>4887138Why do brownoids pretend this shit also doesn't happen to them? Millions of chinks, jeets and nigs die every year messing with animals they shouldn't. A white guy believing he domesticated a wild animal is no more and indicator of our racial proclivity than those millions of unsung brown retards do for you.
>>4935504Why do you sniff horse butts?
>>4935513>>4935527Dog owners know they need to clean up after their pet. Cat owners actually enjoy the smell of cat feces.
>>4935530>dogs owners clean upas if ther isn't a constant conflict about dog owners covering parks, trails and even other people's yards in dogshit
>>4935532a minority of retards with dogs (who know they are doing something wrong) is nothing compared to the absolute plague of cat shit and cat piss that britain has to put up with. no one exactly follows their cats around and extracts the tapeworm infested, awful smelling surprises from flower beds and childrens sand boxes.no one ever says "i have to leave my dogs shit there, its how he feels free, he needs this"but a lot of people, the majority of cat owners in the UK actually, say that about letting their cats roam and trespass unattended. and yet we still have rats. more rats than ever. it turns out rats become attracted to cat smells, and especially food left out for cats. lot of good they're doing!if we were to tally up the deaths and developmental issues caused by toxoplasmosis (it only affects children) it would surely equal or exceed the toll of having XL bullies, german military dogs, and new world style pitbull breeds in society instead of just shooting them on sight.the takeaway: if you aren't an OCD clean freak, your pets should be confiscated and euthanized.
A State of Being Edition
>>4897502Thoughts on big scrunch?
>>4901300>not posting the canon onebaka
>>4935298this nigga dun smashed hisself
>>4935535Like father like dogson.
>"The world is cruel and unjust, everything and everyone is out killing or being killed, there is no concern outside for mates and offspring">Leopard Seal tries to feed photographer penguins, despite it having no benefit whatsoeverWhat the fuck
>>4934953>I hate women so much that i refuse to talk to them!>No YOU'RE gay!
>>4934953You lunatics should just go back to /pol/ and circlejerk in your single mom / abortion threads
>>4895311>In the animal kingdom, animals only care about mates or offspringYou dumb piece of shit. Animals form bonds with animals not of the same species all the time
>>4894893>sexy ballet-like poses>tmw desperate incel human tries to project his attraction to a seal onto the seal
>>4934953this isn't your safespace incel and it never will be.
Yes, that's really Moo Deng: https://x.com/kkopzoo/status/1833126029231292859Elephants, koalas, and pandas also do this.
>>4931091Every animal is cannibalistic you retard.
>>4932963Not true at all. Cope, hippotard
>>4883902Uh oh stinky
>>4932971the majority of carnivorous mammals are cannibalistic under natural (survival) conditions including humans
>>4934799Human cannibalism isn't normal
felling down rn send cute animal pictures you have saved! :)
>>4934532What are those flaps on its neck?
>>4935481Scrundles
>>4935482I wish I had a Twix delivery cat
>>4935481They are called wattles. Some breeds of pigs just have them. They feel squishy and the pig doesn't mind if you gently tug them.
>>4935481Tommorow I can make a video squeezing them if you'd like.
Everybody fantasizes about animals as smart as us because everyone wants an animal pal. Well the closest thing we have to that are Border Collies. I saw a video of one so smart a guy was walking it with another dog. He dropped both leashes at once. Husky kept walking. collie picked up its leash handle, gave it to the owner, saw the husky getting away, chased it, grabbed the huskie's leash handle, and walked it back to the owner. It was like 3 impressive feats in 20 seconds.But instead everyone wants a pitbull. Second place are labs, german shepherds, chiwawas, rotties, huskies, etc. Why does no one ever own collies? The world's smartest breed.
I feel like you guys are overstating yow much work these dogs need.
>>4934830Based on experience or?
>>4934830>Guys, I neglect my dog all the time and he just got used to it! What's the big deal?Your dog is unhappy, fat, unfit, and will die early due to chronic health problems.
>>4929649>take a lot of attention to develop properlyI've had working collies we call them a heading dog. I don't know how different your average pet bred border collie is but these are working lines. The thing with these dogs is they have a strong instinct to chase and herd. Quick movements catch their eye and they move to stop it in an instant, they also have an instinct to chase and potentially kill small animals if not taught properly. They look to their owner and work with them. They're happier not so much doing tricks but using these instincts i.e being directed out around some sheep controlling them and balancing on the other side of the sheep from the owner. This is in itself a hard physical activity for the dog as well. You don't so much teach them tricks to develop this you take them around some training sheep and teach them to work with you, your own movements are obviously influencing the stock as well and the dog. This is very stimulating for them because at any time a sheep might try to break out and they are doing a shit load of exercise and thinking to effectively read and control them and bring them towards the handler as well as following commands to stop or take a different side etc. Outside of this environment they could become a problem dog if they got bored chasing and biting things or being destructive obsessed with digging or something and clever enough to become an escape artistI've circled the dog in this pic to show the kind of range you can work them at. To get her out there I give a left command and she will run a big wide line around and gather the sheep. From there you have a lot of control you could give steady and walk them down the way they are going, you could give a right to kick her around the other side and bring them back and right up to you if you wanted or kick her through the fence with a left to get those other ones all heading the right way down to the track. They are amazing dogs and repay 10 fold the time you spend
And I thought pandas and koalas were lazy fucks.
>>4933253All deaths in the jaws of a predator are pretty brutal
>>4933253They are small. Do you expect surgical kills from a small animal? hyenas and lions eat prey alive constantly and you never complain.
>>4924262>Wolf population thrivingLol lmao even
>>4931202>>4931204Nature is brutal yet beautiful
>>4922671horses control central banking
Are dolphins evil?
>>4902995The same people who tell you dolphins are evil 80 IQ argument:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzRH8RC8hy4
>>4891452Animals cant be evil because they lack free will
>>4933280>thumbnail is the same as pic as OP
>>4923586it's funny because this is 100 percent true. if it was okay to do this you know white people would be the best at it.
>>4933280>dolphins are scarier than sharksHave there been ANY fatal dolphin attacks on humans in the wild? Even one?
>Google if animal is a good pet>Results say soem shit like "No it's a wild animal and does not make a good." And so on and so on>Videos I see online with people keekping the animals as pets say otherwiseI'm convinced theirs just some kind of scheme going on here. I get that the average person probably can't keep most animals as pets but if you put in the effort there's no reason it shouldn't be possible. Of course excluding money and ludicrous animals like Gorillas, Chimps and lions.
>>4916968Foxes do make good pets
>>4910593it would be a canadian smelling seals wouldn't it
>>4891775Most people are irresponsible enough that it merits blanket discouragement and legislation against it. Also, I bet there is a house full of shit/chewed furniture/fucked upwalls/fucked up life just out of fram of a lot of those videos.
>>4891865They can also maul the living fuck out of you and bite hard enough to sever a finger.Go read Ring of Bright Water and the author's other books.I love otters and I'd never keep a pet one.
>>4899737You're a drooling retard. Pythons are not native to Florida and Hurricane Andrew taking out a storage building was what set the fucking things loose.Nile monitors were absolutely released by would-be breeders or dumbass enthusiasts or you wouldn't get them in Cape Coral.
The wolverines are coming to rescue you.>Steve Kroschel, says the wolverine's intelligence and powerful sense of smell makes it the perfect candidate for daring mountain rescues.>"Wolverines are so smart that within, I would say, a week, you could train them to do this, to find a human scent," Kroschel said during an interview on CBC Edmonton's Radio Active. "It's just like training dogs. But wolverines are so much more intelligent than a dog."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNgv3opJqoQ>Despite their nasty reputation, he says wolverines are easily tamed."They just really become a companion like no other wild animal that I've ever worked with," Kroschel said. "You can train them to a harness very easily, they love that. And when they're bonded with you, they will follow you around in the mountains like a dog. "And they stay gentle to you, as opposed to wolves, lynx or grizzly or any of the other fur-bearing animals of North America that I work with."https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/wolverines-can-be-taught-to-sniff-out-avalanche-survivors-trainer-says-1.3559850
>>4891514Steve Kroschel is based
>>4890563>>4890567It's funny how bears, sharks, and wolves all get tons of PR to convince people they aren't dangerous to humans while wolverines, a species that has never killed a human, are still considered ferocious
>>4889980Catladies and catfags ruin everything
>>4891514Cutie in this video:https://youtu.be/a9hu86ZY7N0?si=qmNg6hb0SRBOo6BI
Interestingly enough, there are old trappers' tales of wolverines being smart enough to disable gun traps and dig through a decoy cache to find the real stash underneath.Like, a lot. More than tall tales could reasonably account for.
Why are people so afraid of Australian fauna when Africa is clearly worse?
>african fauna>a giant easily spotted animal that kills and eats you if you go 800 miles out into the middle of the savannah for no reason>australian fauna>a tiny snake/spider/platypus that fatally injects you with venom before you even noticed it while you were walking out your front door to check the mail
>>4935424In Africa you have these guys
>>4935375A hippo or lion is going to be out in the swamp/savannah/wilderness somewhere. Even if you encounter one, you'll be able to see it far in advance and stay away from it.A poisonous Australian spider can crawl inside your house and into one of your shoes or your car or into a bag you've got lying around.
>>4935375Because nobody with internet access lives in Africa.
australia's problem is that half the worst animals are small and harder to avoidbox jellies, funnel webs, inland taipans
I love cats and dogs simultaneously. I do not harass people for their animal preferences. I do not spam threads because of people's animal preferences. Be like me.
>>4935378This.
>>4935234>go in dog thread>no one is reeing about dogfags shitting up the catalogue>go in cat thread>"CATFAG SPAM, I HATE CATS, TOTAL CAT DEATH"
>>4935402if only jannies would ban the dog fucker.
>>4935402Every single dog thread has the anti dog schizo crying about it being a spam thread. Very typical of an anti dog schizo to be idiotically dishonest. It's from his autistic narcissism.
>>4935402>go in cat thread>CATS ARE OBJECTIVELY BETTER THAN DO-*gets btfo* help
If you hate manatees, you are dumb af. They are the most chill and docile creatures. They are so cute, friendly, and vibe all day eating water grass. Amazing creatures.
