>>4887138
thats right

really only three or four animals are preferable to people (non-mastiff dogs, parrots, cheetahs, and certain breeds of housecat). the rest are best viewed from a distance.

>>4887138
Never relax.

>>4887138
He relaxed.

>>4887138
Yes I am

Animals confuse me

>>4887138
people can also decide to kill other people for apparently no reason

>>4887138
Of course it is a white person. Why are you this way? You have got dogs cats horses etc. Life is not jungle book and you are not mowgli.

>>4887421
>Of course it is a white person.
well of course, most people are white after all.

>trust an animal
>from africa
>that isn't so small that it couldn't kill you if it wanted to
>FROM AFRICA

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>>4887421
>Tries to hate white people over dumb shit
>totally forgets about the hispanic drug lord who had personal hippos
>has never seen an arab prince, the kazakh rich kids who have pet lions, or these guys
Men like playing with dangerous animals and pretending it isn't a big deal

it would be more worrying if white people weren't doing this. mastery over beasts is the most fundamentally human thing on earth.

>>4887421
>Of course it is a white person.
The country with the highest amount of importing of exotic and endangered animals for the illegal pet trade by absolute numbers, per capita, AND money spent is Saudi Arabia. Note I typed pet trade, not for extra dumb shit like making your pee pee hard (that would be China).

>>4887464
>>4887469
When arabian has a pet lion or a Tiger it is kept in a cage or a park. They do not go inside with the animal and talk babies with it and poke it on the nose as if it was a little white. Only european does that and calls it tragic when they are bitten badly or even eaten.

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>>4887496
yeah, arabs always know what they are doing

>>4887140
Add domesticated rats to that list, you'd be surprised both how affectionate they are, as well as trainable

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>They are not?

>>4887138
I saw a probably young or female wild boar the other day while trekking with my wife. She wanted to go near to pet it but I told her to fuck off and leave it alone because you never know. But I guess warthogs are more dangerous.

>>4887138
I would sooner trust a wolf over anything with ten inch tusks
At least one has to do something more deliberate than headbutt you to death

>>4887524
They live for such a short time.

>>4887138
>it decided
(x) doubt
That hog has no brain functions

>>4887565
>creepy dude one day decide they want to try what human flesh taste like
All races have these, they just don't make the news because they don't want to encourage racism among whites.

Kind of like how they racewash crime reports (and now, dog attacks, out of 10 outlets reporting a dog attack maybe 1 says it was a pitbull). Social engineering is acceptable now.

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People are animals too, don't forget that.

>>4887560
If it is female it's either with a pack or it's neurotic because it either has gotten seperated or it has young children to protect. And while sows and adolescent boars might not be able to disembowel you they can still do serious damage if you let them.
>>4887667
Don't know about warthogs, but pigs tend to freeze completely for about a second when deciding to attack you. This doesn't include the animals that are already raging, are just communicate-headbutting you, or have gotten startled. Obviously it's still a pig and the dumb retard crying about his fur baby cruelly betraying him had it coming, but they aren't unthinking automatons either.

>>4887667
Hogs are smart, between an average dog and a border collie. They probably decide to attack, sometimes, but animals are still not conscious enough to override instinctive urges just like unhappy drug addicts aren't conscious deeply enough or often enough to override their neurologically burned in urges.

Hogs are also nothing like humans or dogs, temperament wise. Humans and dogs are both cooperative, hierarchical animals. Despite their intelligence, the most sophisticated social unit among hogs is a group of females protecting their offspring. Mostly, from males, who will kill and eat them - and if the females feel they won't be able to successfully rear the offspring they also kill and eat them, pretty late in life too.

>>4887138
Can this happen with a regular hog? They can get angry too, and massive. Less tusk but bigger/fatter?

>>4887757
Uncastrated adult males only, and there is a big variance between individuals in tusk growth, but yes absolutely.

>>4887757
domesticated pigs are much less likely to just randomly go psycho mode and try to kill your for walking into their pen

as far as I can tell from this story, unless the victim is lying, this hog was friendly like a dog for years, he'd lay in the field by it and pet it and give it treats and shit, then one day something set it off and it decided it was gonna kill, which is really strange considering warthogs are really intelligent animals https://youtu.be/OXW_1i1pA0w?t=35

moral of the story is don't trust any large african animal that isn't a cheetah (they've been kept as pets by many high civilizations for thousands of years anbd are really docile towards humans for whatever reason)

>>4887790
I wonder if I could get a big yard and teach a cheetah to play fetch. I would love to have one as a pet but they definitely need space to run.

>>4887138
Of all the dangerous African animals to befriend why would you risk your life over an ugly-ass warthog?

>>4887790
>domesticated pigs are much less likely to just randomly go psycho mode and try to kill your for walking into their pen
Keep in mind domestic pigs are slaughtered at 6 months and 130 kg, when they can weigh half a ton when fully grown. As for the sows and boars, while almost none of them will charge you for no reason, you still don't want to be the most exciting thing in their pen. Innocent curiosity can quickly turn into trying to assert dominance, and you won't be able to signal submittance the way another pig would.

>>4887138
Why did it attack him though? I thought hogs were smart enough to know that he wasn’t a problem

>>4887138
My dog is more of a person than you.

>>4887670
Anyone would've killed shannen, she was an abusive munchausen syndrome psychopath, she got what she deserved

>>4887531
Reading the Park Ranger incident report for that attack was brutal
Sad they had to shoot the second bear that just wandered by and was like "fuck it, Ill take a small nibble"

>>4887565
Come on, you mean to tell me you DON'T have some level of curiosity towards the flavors of various cuts of longpig?

>>4888542
Not even close.

>>4887140
certain snakes are pretty chill too.

>>4887140
go back to red dit you absolute degenerate furry
post hidden

>>4887833
>smart
no animal is truly smart because theyre all vulnerable to their instincts, its like a flip switch they cant avoid

>>4887833
guy probably moved in a funny way that made the boar's brain react like he was trying to assert dominance
remember, animals dont have verbal language and reasonable thinking. whatever info comes through their sensory organs trigger automatic reactions

>>4888607
Until they slither around your throat and make a knot

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>>4887138
THD

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>>4887138
Hippos are your friend

>>4887531
>>4888427
When Werner Herzog decides that something is too gnarly to publish you know it's bad.

>>4892391
When I was younger I daydreamed about picking up my date in a sportscar to impress her.
But now...

>>4887138
Nah, people are animals. Just look up any story of someone killing their best friend one day for almost no reason. Happens all the time.

>>4892391
The hippo randomly snapped and killed him one day lol

>>4887138
Pigs are intelligent. That guy probably deserved it.

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>>4887496
Shalom!

>>4887670
Reprobates/psychopaths/faggots are animals and brute beasts, but not all people are animals.

>>4893694
>Pigs are intelligent.
Raise your standards for intelligence and get off Tiktok.

>>4887757
Loose pigs were known to eat children in medieval times.

>>4887531
>>4892403
>>4888427
qrd?

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>>4893794
Only lrd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAg7g-TWJ0Y

>>4893798
thanks anyway <3

>>4893798
>blocked it in your country on copyright grounds
First time I've ever seen that

>>4887138
Exactly, that's why they're better

>>4892542
Nah man, that was fake news. You should really go hug one especially the wild ones, they're extra friendly

>>4893822
Retard thought he could befriend grizzlies. Eventually he and his girlfriend were killed and partially eaten. Camcorder caught 6 minutes of audio of the attack. I heard it years ago, it is pretty brutal.

>>4894329
Timothy is a better person than you ever will be.

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>>4894331
>You sound like a man of taste.

>>4894329
Reminder he'd been hanging out with wild bears for a decade without incident and was killed by a bear he didn't know after being forced to stay longer into winter than he had wanted to. Not recommending emulating his behaviour, but it's not fair to dismiss him as completely delusional either.

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>>4894353
>orced to stay longer into winter than he had wanted to

>winter
>eaten in early October

ngmi, anon

>>4894353
>after being forced to stay longer
He was waiting to see a particular bear, not really forced as far as I know.

>>4893798
>>4887531
Why are people like this with bears? I saw the same shit when that bear cannibalized the other bear during Fat Bear Week. Did they have a teddy bear as a child and refuse to accept that real bears aren't like that?

>>4887421
>>4887496
your people are so awesome you have to come here and talk to us in broken english. Fuck off you unwanted retard

>>4892391
Why can't I ride a hippo?

>>4887138
I bet he tried to fuck it and it ripped his femoral artery

>>4887496
Now if only you were this careful with your pet trains.

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>>4887421
>Be ancestor to white northern Europeans
>It's gets fuckbullshit levels of cold for half of the year
>Literally can't grow shit
>The only way to survive is if these animals that make milk don't fucking die
>Need to take care of them, scavenge nonsense to help them eat
>Another animal helps me hunt for shit
>I've lived like this for fucking years
>My neighbors who could care for these animals just fucking died from starvation

To be of white, European stock is to be forever locked into a state of nature-based empathy that honestly is stronger than most human/human empathy. That's why white people keep voting for policy that directly inhibits them in favor of lesser developed races because white people instinctively see it as "helping livestock" which will help them thrive later.

This sense of animal empathy extends to less conventional species as well because of the off-chance that it just so happens to add to survival. That's why white people are the main consumers of pets and pet trade stuff. This is also why white people feel uncomfortable in households without plants and animals because whites know you're fucked on an instinct level.

Hispanics are honorary whites here thanks to all the ancestral gene pool fuckery from the Spanish.

>>4897040
Explain Indians and their cow fetish

>>4897045
Agrarian-based survival mechanism.

>Be ancient Indian
>Lmao cultural caste system that basically limits what I can and can't have
>at least 4000 years of this
>if this animal gets hurt or dies I basically lose not only my livelihood but also thr ability to eat and people will socially isolate me

>be lowest of the shadrach
>barely given anything to eat
>upper caste basically takes everything and scolds me for it because I reincarnated in a lower rung
>Literally psychologically broken and attacked because of something I apparently did in a past life (I'm not sure what but it must have been awful)
>I'm a terrible person for being this low on the shudras and I'm starving

Something like that
Caste systems, never ever not even once.

>>4897046
wtf I hate caste system now

>>4897045
Yamnaya ancestry (even if dilute) and "culture". They literally worship some WSH gods to this day.

>>4887140
Pigeons, doves, and canaries are way better pets than parrots. Don't forget, the only semi domesticated parrot species is the budgie.

>>4887421
>gets run over by a train

>>4887138
>>4887138
Any large animal is dangerous because of how easily they can kill you, intentionally or accidentally. I keep domestic pigs and sometimes the boars will charge you and want to mess you up. While attacks are rare, he’s still a moron for not being more careful around his warthog.

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>Of course it is a white person. Why are you this way? You have got dogs cats horses etc. Life is not jungle book and you are not mowg-ACK

>>4894329
>I heard it years ago, it is pretty brutal.

No you didn't, that shit's fake. Herzog heard it the rest of us never will.

>>4897424
Fucking German sperg needs to RELEASE THE AUDIO

>>4887670
>you know what, I really miss the kids
>if you ever find them, give me a call will ya?
>Ill be probably be doing some stuff around volcano in the meantime
>will check on them later for sure

>>4887138
Was shedding away our natural strength in order to be able to use tools worth it?

>>4895550
>Why are people like this with bears
Furries

>>4894382
>eaten in early October
In frozen shithole Alaska, yes

>>4894331
Was

>>4894331
I didn't get my girlfriend killed by my stupidity like Timothy did

>>4894331
What exactly did Timothy accomplish?

>>4899525
first person whose death was recorded on an audio source

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>>4898288
It isn't his property or in his possession.

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>>4887140
and raccys

>>4887138
Humans do the same thing bro

>>4899929
lmao didn't that bear get killed later though?

>>4899952
O SHIT BOYS
ITS A FUKKEN RAYKIN

-- I asked Austin if he thinks Waylon regretted attacking him before he was killed. He went silent for a few seconds before responding. “I don’t think it was Waylon who attacked me,” he said. “I was attacked by a warthog.”

He said it best. The animal lost association with its parent, like all/most animals do. It "forgot" itself. Most animals don't retain bonds that way. They're meant to continue on and move forward. Why would a dear distinguish its mother from any other bear?

>>4887138
okay, that's basically a boar, keeping one of those was dumb

>>4887521
that would be a good idea for a viscera cleanup detail map

>>4892391
This looks edited. I know it’s not but still

If you're a monkeyfag, fuck you.

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>>4901134
He didn't die hungry.

>>4902607
Steve Irwin was a chad and /our guy/

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>>4887138
how do you die to a warthog?

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>>4904243
>Steve's heart wasn't the only thing I penetrated.

>>4887140
Parrots are vicious and make an absolute racket constantly. They're shit.

>>4904245
pigger registered a NAP violation and went hog wild

>>4904283
Parrots are more intelligent than cats or dogs. You just need to take care of them properly, which most people can't because the parrot has a higher IQ than them.

>>4905370
if the parrot has such a high IQ why can't it take care of itself? checkmate atheists

>>4887138
People get killed by their spouses all the time.

>>4895550
Bears are a lot like big dogs until they aren't.

>>4905372
Because animal cognition is a clusterfuck. You can theoretically have an animal that is as smart as a human but has no self concept and no real creative thought. You can have an animal that has the self concept and inner world of a human with less intelligence than a cat living in perpetual fear and confusion. You can have two animals of equal overall intelligence who trade the top dog spot depending on which skill you test. There are forms of animal retardation and upbringing-dependent animal IQ that man is willfully ignorant of. And in some cases, humans are dumber than chimps and orangutans.

>>4887140
lol you must be trolling none of those animals are dangerous. ok maybe a mastiff, but i have a friend with two massive english mastiff, and i have a argentinian mastiff.. and they are all great dogs. plus, friendly fights between big dogs is never not fun to watch. i have a tiny french bulldoge as well and hes the alpha. its hilarious to watch. i just know how to train while not being an asshole hehe, very useful skill.

Whats your resoning for posting this here? What point are you trying to make?

>>4887138
Its easier to find a man who was killed by the wife he thought loved him than a man killed by the pig he thought loved him

The murder rate of pitbulls is several hundred times lower than that of humans.

>>4887138
>be texas moron
>buy baby of large nomadic foraging animal
>lull yourself into false sense of security
>learn nothing about baby animal's maturation behaviors or adult instincts
>baby grows up; grows through puberty; wants to become independent
>"no"
>get attacked; die

>>4887140
english mastiffs are only bad dogs because they're retarded
my grandparents have one and she is scared of everything
I'd like to say she wouldn't hurt a fly, but that's only because of how slow and timid she is

>>4887138
this. as much as I admire people that develop such a deep connection with animals and stuff,part of me still think that in cases like this they had it coming.
Darwin awards after all

>>4887670
This was clearly a self-defence situation.

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>>4887138
it's not like any human that's ever know any human for years has killed each other. ever.
it just doesn't happen. in the history of all mankind, a friend betraying a friend has never happened. It would be a trope if it was im sure.
et tu human?

this thread is fucking retarded.

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>>4906699
>this thread is fucking retarded.

So that is the reason you came to post ITT?