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Tapirs have some of the largest cocks in the animal kingdom, and they are also prehensile and can ejaculate at will. A tapir can theoretically blind you with cum and chokeslam you with his dick, all while laughing at you nasally and calling you pathetic in a homosexual accent
>>4924924The only impressive trait is their prehensility.Just measure their body proportions and take into account body plan. They need to have genitalia this long or they wouldn't be able to fuck at all, same with horses. If they had body proportions like primates and bipedal anatomy, their cocks would be proportionally tiny.Now, barnacles are actually hung, those degenerates are mostly penis.
>>4929559Know what?
when I was a kid I went to the zoo and was in this indoor exhibit and I just kept hearing this periodic SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! echoing through the halls.Anyways, I follow the noise and see on of these motherfuckers slamming his cock on the ground.I hate these faggots like you wouldn't believe
>>4932743>he doesn't know
>>4933689They were asserting their dominance.
We're back.And we're taking your ice cream!
>>4898716They probably think french fries are just really stupid yellow worms.
I don't know which I hate more, the seagull or the ibis
What are the silliest animals? I think cats are silly.
>>4919373Cats, toads and frogs almost always make me a bit silly at the sight of them. There's something heavenly about the sound of thousands of treefrogs chorusing, rare as it is to see one of them up close.
>>4935665jesus christ cats are lame
>>4935670Didn't ask, anti cat schizo
>>4935665Gradual training.
Shoebill thread
Ive noticed that black and brown dogs are more likely to be ugly and lighter colored dogs are more likely to be cute. Anyone else?Even with mixed color dogs like huskies and collies, more grey than black and more white than grey makes for a cuter dog.
>>4927986in light colored animals the facial features are more visible
>>4930692that dog is kinda ugly
>>4927986Sounds like nonsense. I go by what is practical and in practical terms solid or brindle browns will always be superior because it's a neutral colour that stands out the least when shed. Same reason why short single coats are better as well.
>>4927986This is called black dog syndrome and it's because the lighter colored dogs and cats are perceived to be better looking, easier to train and friendlier.>>4930692Just checking in.
>>4927986Fellow dogs. I think that black and brown dogs should mix with light colored dogs, for the betterment of dogkind.
Why are cat noses so aesthetically appealing?
>>4930096Blanket kot
>>4934092yes
>>4934884Look at that comfy dude
>>4935064
i love boopin'
First thread was a success. Let's do it again with more species. Orca - 21,000,000,000 Human - 16,340,000,000Pilot whale - 13,966,000,000Bottlenose dolphin - 12,700,000,000Beluga - 10,000,000,000Sea otter - 10,000,000,000 Western gorilla - 9,100,000,000Orangutan - 8,900,000,000Chimpanzee - 7,400,000,000Asian elephant - 6,775,000,000Bonobo - 6,250,000,000 Blue whale - 5,000,000,000 Elephant seal - 3,994,000,000 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>4935193Way underrated. Cattle as an insult is meant to cut deep. The aurochs were noble, intelligent and powerful animals with a strong will to live. They had to outwit and kill wolves, hyenas, and lions for years to survive long enough to have just one more kid all while existing in a complicated social hierarchy. Although cucked into appearing slow and dumb by their size and anatomy, they were likely as intelligent as the wolves and hyenas themselves. Todays cattle stare at you as you kill all their friends and then them and willingly walk into slaughterhouses instead of just turning around.
>>4932184Even single cell living beings think. I see it as the spirit of God or something like His uncreated energies that animates that intelligence, either way He's involved there personally. Perhaps He does give every single one of them a spiritual agency, a consciousness with intentionality, that’s simple and unified. Look into Barbara McClintock's experiments and what she wrote about it, she even won a Nobel prize for that.>>4923850Intelligence is a gift of God.There was a young student with hydrocephaly, a condition in which the cerebral hemispheres are largely absent, and the space is filled with cerebrospinal fluid. Despite having "virtually no brain," the student had an IQ of 126, earned a first-class honors degree in mathematics, and was "socially completely normal." A brain scan revealed that instead of the normal 4.5-centimeter thickness of brain tissue, there was only a thin layer measuring about a millimeter. The student's cranium was filled mainly with cerebrospinal fluid, and it was unclear whether his brain weighed 50 grams or 150 grams, a far cry from the normal 1.5 kilograms. This case raises questions about whether neuronal complexity is necessary for awareness, as the remaining areas of the diencephalon and brainstem amounted to only 6–10% of the neuronal mass of a normal brain.
>>4935193>>4935218Cape buffalo display better organizational skills and more empathy for each other than their predators:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo0qpVlClSs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9w0OadktGI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW4G_nWJYZA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvWMuJO4Vsc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVrLYHFN-3c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYeW9Y3Whaw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ffyhJBFHEI https://youtu.be/qhKBcNQpEro?si=sN9iVH7ckvHcUDAV&t=468 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me2IIVhYdok https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4lHtb-Uanw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kMComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>4935639>lion males: kill each other and baby lions>buffaloes: bull saves a fellow bull, bulldozers into the lion pack risking injury to himself
>>4935639
Here's a video of a leopard getting BTFO by a honey badger:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLG_Q8FJda0
>>4935510Yes it is zoosadism, people who post and watch these videos, and also people who kill animals themselves too. People who enjoy pitting animals against each other, socially acceptable "exotic" dogfighting and would dogfight if it was legal too.
>>4908756Elephants show lions who the real lords of Africa are. Lions only go after baby/juvenile elephants because they're pussies. That's why I don't care when lion cubs get killed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9_Ig-kVw_4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZvj5JqBw_0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9nHs8wNoZIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeKxLESj9_Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbV7WuNWHe4
>>4935525That second video is damming for Lions, proving them cowardly and how their social bonds are constructed for documentaries/popular culture. The entire Lion pride immediately abandoned all the cubs to fend for themselves when faced with larger threat for once. Not a single adult Lion tried to distract the Elephants or anything. Absolutely pathetic.
>>4935544You are seeing things that are not there, the whole group running away is the only viable strategy, if they stop to face the lions the cubs and themselves get trampled.
For the alleged king of the jungle, lions sure seem to get owned a lot whenever they can't pick off a young or vulnerable individual.Elephants>>4935525Cape Buffalo>>4925186Rhinos>>4912246>>4923494Hippos>>4913545
Why do most mammal species have dicks but 97% of bird species dont?
>>4935465Any animal that has sex or humps things experiences seuxal pleasure. That's the only reason sex happens in any species.
do NOT look up an ostrich's penis haha
>>4935466I never said they didn't get pleasure, I just said it's weird to imagine.>>4935470What about those hermaphrodite animals that do penis fencing to avoid getting pregnant? Do you think the loser animal enjoys the feeling of being impregnated?
>>4935543No, no animal enjoys the feeling of being impregnated. Animals get pleasure from their penis/clitorises and similar nerve structures. Though not protruding like a penis or clitoris, cloacal tissue is similarly innervated
>>4935451because they were huge rapists, until their dicks fell off.They taped so much that it became a problem for the survival and propagation of the species.The ones who couldn't rape because their dick was too small and had to settle with one female bird and help and protect her and the prole had a reproductive advantage over those who went around taping because they could.Waterfowl went into another direction and females developed maze vaginas to avoid getting raped while the males developed corkscrew dicks to keep taping >>4935465what a retarded post. You are also just a sophisticated programming.
Baby Monkey Lives Matter
>>4933614What is this lame crap? It's just monkeys sitting around and eating. Where are the milk tantrums?
Why are baby monkeys and SEAs in an eternal war with each other?
>>4934580They are a nuisance and agricultural pests, SEAs hunt them.https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/india/monkeys-save-6-year-old-girl-from-rape-attempt-in-uttar-pradesh/articleshow/113588323.cmsBut monkeys are also based.
>>4930795Good>>4930799Most ethical attorney I've ever seen. Most attorneys just do this to human babies.
>>4931095he had a bunch of drug charges from years ago too, this website seems like one of those reputation repair deals where you pay a company to make blogs like this then use SEO to push all the negative shit off of the front page of results.intredasting... he was charged with "production, distribution and receipt of a visual depiction of the sexual abuse of children because a minor was paid to abuse the monkeys"
I recently moved to an old house, which I will be significantly renovating, so it's currently totally cluttered with building materials and my stuff I brought. It's been completely overrun by mice.It started weeks ago with just a few mice, I kept catching and throwing them out, but the were coming back, or new ones kept coming. I didn't want to use poison, because when one died it took me days to find while I couldn't stand the smell and I also watched a mouse who ate too little poison dying for hours. they unsurprisingly reproduced and now there's a shitload of small mice running around and droppings everywhere, I suspect that now there's probably almost 20 of mice total and I'm losing my mind. I now finally managed to find and close up the probable openings they used and I'm wondering what to do with them. I'd like to avoid killing them if possible, because the small ones are very trusting and even try to huddle up to me if I sit still (I know they're just vermin and I'm being retarded, but still), but throwing them out at this point is probably a bad death sentence anyway.I wonder if it's feasible to keep them in a huge cage throughout the winter, but I suspect they'll suffer in captivity and it'd be more humane to kill them. if so, what's the best way to do it to ensure they won't decompose in various nooks?
>>4934747not a chance, they don't give a fuck about smoking, lights, etc. and loud noises only cause them to hide for a bit. it's just more careful now. the mice I had running around were completely careless and impudent but I have one left that managed to get in during winter when I left the door open picking up a package and I wouldn't even know it's there if it weren't for some new droppings and disappearing food
>>4887688Somehow, I know for sure that this poster is REALLY fond of sniffing butts.
>>4934835Don’t project.
>>4887688Trvth nvke. This shit was addressed hundreds of years ago. https://travislongcore.net/2021/05/15/no-chicago-feral-cats-dont-control-rats/This is a good read for anyone still abusing their cat in the name of egyptian hearsay. They were not domesticated to work, they self domesticated because people like petting them and giving them food. Please stop giving your cats tapeworms.
>>4930388i taught my dog to catch and kill cats
A thread for all birdbros to commiserate and unite against their common enemy.Official Thread Video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjlW_GWuXys
>>4927845VEN-like cells are probably in most mammals, but none as good at their job as those in primates
>>4920196>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjlW_GWuXysThis video is wonderful. Thank you.
>>4920196Wild Focus is an excellent channel
>>4926125how are my buddy corvids NOT self evaluating
>>4926151how are cats any different?
> Babirusa> Tusks grow into its brain and kills it.
>>4932578Platonists are retarded as usual, more news at 11
I <3 this thread
>>4933744it's a good thread
>>4915578>before Caesarian sections were invented.you're joking right? maternal mortality is highest in nations with high C-section rates
>>4935509thats because they doing c sections on slabs that held corpses not 5 seconds earlier, we invented the c section before germ theory and hygiene
This falcon flew halfway across the planet, literally. Anyone have any idea why it did this? Was it a mistake? Did it know where it was going?
>>4932528>they literally have magnets in their brainworld's strongest neodymium magnet VS bird head [NOT CLICKBAIT] [GONE WRONG]
>>4932873Svch a Fvcking based reply.
>>4933284Same here man.Many of my dreams involve having wings of my own.
>>4933284>i hate queueing. i wish i could fly.Stop shoving things in your vagina and learn to fly.
>>4931624Probably because some Finnish guy puts out a load of bird seed.
