You know what they say about guys with big feet.
>>5169555A lot of skeptics in the Cryptozoology community are just guys treating it like a Circus where they sometimes go to point and laugh at everyone else before claiming they're actually interested in the subject and think the super safe pick, the Thylacine, is still alive
>>5169555the most damning evidence for this pic is the fact that this began showing in uk theatres a few days before the first sighting of nessie
>>5169793Don't get me wrong, i don't believe for a second but, as i said, i find it laughable that people come up with many totally legit explanations for what it is. It can only be one so most are bullshitting
>>5169795*I don't believe it for a secondfuck
>>5169795yeah the dead baby elephant explanation is the funniest one for me
Moo
>>5169374I eat cow damn near every day. Not like this guy though. >>5169387Although I will admit I do have some sexy heifers.
>>5169449Give in to temptation..
>>5169458No thanks.
>>5169272If you didn't care..What happened to me
>>5168273
he chillin
>>5168554I look like this and stand like this
>>5168554same energy as that binocular chinaman with the wet patch
>>5168554he likes his home
>>5168554My favorite After Man animal
Does it SUCK to be a herbivore especially mammalian herbivores?>you can't digest cellulose on your own, you need a specific microbiome>you need to spend hours fermenting and digesting plant matter>often times the plant matter isn't nutritious enough and you have opportunistically eat meat>if you're a hindgut fermenter, your young literally have to eat the shit of their mothers to gain the right gut microbiome>if you're a hindgut fermenter, the large size of your body/belly isn't fat but intestines (like manatees/dugong/many monkeys)>if you're a foregut fermenter, you have to spend most of your waking hours chewing cud then belching >you get more nutrients from plant matter compared to hindgut fermenters but you still have to constantly regurgitate then chew and repeatBoy am I glad that we're omnivores
>>5159567eating low nutritious shit like grass and leaves and fermenting it in your own body so you can support a gigantic muscular body sounds pretty amazing
>>5169030You have to spent most of the day chewing and eating thoughMeanwhile lions just eat once and they're good for the entire day
>>5169032>You have to spent most of the day chewing and eating thoughwhat else are you going to do all day? large herbivores look chill as fuck while eating. lions always need to be near prey that they are able to hunt and also need to be in top condition every day or they're fucked
>>5169034>lions always need to be near prey that they are able to hunt and also need to be in top condition every day or they're fuckedThat's how they stay intelligent and in tip-top shapeOnly the strongest can mate and pass on their genes as wellMost herbivores are dumb as a rock thanks to their abundant food source (elephants notwithstanding)
>>5159567On the upside, plants don't run away. For most herbivores, it's free food. I don't think they even have the brain energy to spare thinking of how fucked over they were by nature.>Boy am I glad that we're omnivoresGood if you're a hunter-gatherer chud or steppe nomad chad, but most of humans that lived before the green revolution had to farm:>Clear the land of any other plant, rocks and turn over soil>Just so you can plant a grass with overgrown seeds>Spend most of year tending it so they don't get eaten by animals and praying that the weather doesn't destroy them before harvest>Spends time and energy harvesting it lest it rots away in the field>Isn't even ready yet, got to remove the seeds from the stalks and then the edible part from the husk>Then turn the result into actual foodIf anyone is winning at life, it's the slime mold.
ITT: ugliest dog breeds
>>5167620They are funny and kind nice dogs.
>>5167493Bulldogs in general. Any breed with a smashed in face. I want my dog to look as wolflike as possible. Not like a goblin
>>5167493Really? This is considered ugly for dogs now? Gay looksmaxxing culture has really tainted every aspect of culture now, you just can't just have a dog look like mutt anymore.
>Talking shit about SpudsGuess who didn't get invited to party with the original party animal
>>5167493>>5167620The original breed is good looking, the modern ones look like dog aliens. On the upside, I've heard they're lovable goofs.
What percentage of wild animals do you think die virgins?
>>5169628Probably like 99% when factor in ants.
>>5169704or any other insect.The life of a male praying mantis is particularly horrific; his options are to live as a virgin or to die during his first sexual encounter.
>>5169721Make that 99.0000001% now that I know this fag exists
>>5169704I think animals that were destined to never breed shouldn't be counted.
>>5169736so we won’t count you
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>>5166465oh nice, was wondering how long it would be before another one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw16r2ylenI
>>5167078kinda wish there was a book about the aliens of Isla to show them in more detail, what we have looks super interestingalso damn shame it needs a clickbait title like that
>it is 20 years after the Floyd Riots of 2020>in order to ensure that authority figures would never be able to choke them out again, a quarter of negroes have decided to begin selectively breeding only with partners that have short necks, much like how modern day elephants now selectively choose partners with small or no tusks>fast forward 300 years>Floydism is a recognized religion>the majority of American negroes have adopted it, shun those who do not believe in Floyd>neck length has decreased noticeably in urban centers>fast forward 4000 years >society as a whole has degraded back to tribalism for reasons convenient to this greentext>what had begun as an odd cult has become the default for Negroes on the American continent>necks have shrunken to the point of non-existence>the no-neck-niggas now roam freely in the American prairies and have adopted practices similar to other species in the area>since they can no longer turn their heads, the no-necks now have to rotate their entire bodies when looking in another direction>this has led to them adopting similar practices to prairie dogs, wherein lookout niggas are placed strategically along several points within their territory and hoots and hollers to let nearby negroes know of the potential danger/intruders>fights between males of the species heavily involve headbutting, as there is no longer a risk of neck fracture; skull thickness increases as a result
>>5139560stealth italian brainrot thread
How the fuck are Borzois even real?
>>5168965As someone on a zoi waiting list I'm very jealous. Got any names picked out?
>>5169578I was fully expecting to be waiting a year or two, fortunately I reached out to this breeder at the perfect time.Names are tricky, I've been putting together a list and none of them seem quite right. Needs some whimsy, and for some reason I'm stuck on a W theme, best pick right now is Weevil or Willow, but hard to name a dog you haven't got to know yet
>>5169588What about Wimbleton
>>5169588Trips get to name your dog.Winter
>>5169588Wimberly if female, Wimberlee if male
What is the most disgusting animal?
Is this considered disgusting?
>>5169573I think it's just more efficient to let them walk around and eat themselves
>>5166305The jew.
>>5169591this
What is the smartest animal?
>>5166533Tigers can cause temporary muscle paralysis with their roars
>>5166288any eusocial insect
>>5166533The chinksects (lightly) injured an Australian diver by using their sonar.
otters
>>5166569Ants have been fighting a nonstop mega war between north and south America for a long time
I'm disappointed that there's no thread for these retarded little dudes. Sure, they die after two or three years and they are are totally unprepared for domesticated life, but as long as they have a decent sized enclosure and you give them enough enrichment (substrate to dig in, quality food including nits and seeds they get to wear their incisors down opening, and some quality exploration time out of their enclosure) they make good tiny companions. Also, you're saving them from being a toy for some foid or a small child that cannot understand their tiny world.Hamster fondness feels like something that must be not entirely uncommon here. Of course, maybe I'm wrong and just suck cocks (entirely possible,)i'd share ham but I can't find photos of my previous hamsters and I don't have space for a good enclosure right now.Why do you like/dislike hamsters? You will be judged.
>>5169457I liked them because they were cute and I was fascinated with their behaviour. I had two Robo hamsters, one who i loved and the other, liked but died too soon. I disliked them though because I found interaction difficult to build up. When i scared my first ham accidentally, she kept biting me and that never changed. But i still fed and engaged, just with garden gloves. I miss them both though.
>>5169557>>5169557I've never had Robos (or, as I like to call them, 'Rovskis) but every time I see them awake and burning off energy in the pet store my brain wants to explode from the adorkableness.I've had around a dozen hamsters over the years, 2/3rd Syrian hamsters and 1/3rd Campbell's dwarfs (usually called "Russian dwarf hamsters" but that's not their real name.) Campbell's dwarfs are arable but kind of bitey, and they need about the same space as a Syrian hamster. They're great little critters, but you can't always really interact with them although the amount of enjoyment they get out of some deep sawdust and maybe a couple of decent tunnel networks is really rewarding.Syrian hamsters make great little companions though. Sure, the females can be a little bit cage territorial sometimes and the males can be a bit extra derpy, but they're chill and enjoy actually hanging out. They can recognise your voice and some can even recognise their names. A good rodent, all things considered. Big fan of 'em.Also, the weird faces they make when yawning and the way they go between treating every stimulus as the most dramatic thing ever one moment to being completely unfazed by anything is inherently likeable. Good fellas.
Owners should throw that fucking thing in the woods to rot.
>>5166102Why denounce the talmud, its full of pro-animal shit
>>5167033Brown hands typed this post
>>5167283>Dicksucking an animal that caused a house fire How's the knot?
>>5169599It's really weird how toxoniggers always bring up beastiality unprompted when they're losing an argument.
>>5169683well count me toxoplasmic baby!
There are many cat-adjacent animals like ferrets, minks or even lemurs and so on that are similar on the surface: same general size, long tails, fluffy; and while they're cute in their own way we don't care about them too much, while nothing comes close to the perfection of cats. How just one species won so hard at life?
>>5166241Shit, bro... today. I'm sorry man. RIP. He looks like a fucking champ.
ShalomHe turned 16 this year
>>5168480very grabbable belly
>>5169139Refrain
>>5167343>indoor cats cannot even get thatYeah, because everyone knows spontaneous generation is 100% settled science and mice just appear in houses automagically and don't come in from outdoors.
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>>5164799>When your pal asks for a bite of your sandwich
>>5169308Yo dude I saw that happen it was crazy
>>5169308MY ASS HAS FINALLY DECIDED TO EAT MY HAND
>>5169474It hungers for more!
>>5169680>>5169680>>5169680New thread, this one reached image limit
Post bears. >Information. >Images. >Stories. >Art.
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