Tell us, friends, what are your thoughts on the orange people and their thoughtful thunkings?
>>4834083not him but I had a dream last night that I was walking through a market in thailand and there was an orangutan's head for sale behind some glasspeople were buying slices of the head like it was meatloafthe orangutan's baby was trapped in a cage above the displayI was filming the whole thing so I could come back and rescue the baby and get the whole place shut downbut it turned out to just be a shaved baby gibbon wearing an orange toupee
>>4834083am him, i know it sounds like i’m making this shit up, but i just woke up from a “planet of the apes” style, ape world takeover dream. strangely though it’s always about gorillas and not chimps or orangs.
>>4812388>Prepare for major gooning session>Take 2 cialisYou need to stop gooning
Discuss anything related to the bulldog/frenchie/american bully mixes, also known as exotic/toadline bullies, and its associated culture hereprev >>4801311
>>4833760GHETTO SCIENCE POWERED BY MALICE
havent really posted on /an/ frequently since 2021 or so but I made this gif
>>4833886Basado
>>4823971the dog itself looks like a ball sack
you've seen them smashedyou've seen them slammed and now they're SCRUNCHED
Post some songs about animals.I've listened to these two songs about every week for the past year because they remind me of my cat that died in December.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19aMBrD0umo
songs about albatrossesPIL - Albatrosshttps://youtu.be/2U_4UEP2ZfQFleetwood Mac - Albatrosshttps://youtu.be/T69Vzl4Cnl8there's a Taylor Swift one as well, but I hate that cunt.
>A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous. Got me?https://youtu.be/Bf1oUkOHFtk
Renaldo & The Loaf – Song of the Lungfish (full EP)https://youtube.com/watch?v=STqBDHpKRMY
In honour of recent events: Ted Nugent live from Detroit (1987) – Great White Buffalohttps://youtube.com/watch?v=VMZwS0ZonEU
>>4677631More Andrew Bird:• Spare-Ohs (live, as he wonders around Montmartre)https://youtube.com/watch?v=gt7fuzgYrc4• Gypsy Moth (an instrumental)https://youtube.com/watch?v=q3Ds3oJIkkk• Rare Birds (another instrumental, this one interspersed with actual birdsong)https://youtube.com/watch?v=5DhjZg56-zc
>buffalo & cattle can't reproduce>but bison & cattle canwtf.
>>4833176just wait til you hear about biology classes, you'll love them
post order chiroptera
>>4828036Nice going genius, you hit the bump limit. Now this thread's gonna 404 because of yoy.
>>4828037Anon...
>>4780619Incredibly so
>>4814920indeed
bat bump
>They still use "he" as the default pronoun for animals even though most animals are female
>>4833488theyre literally animals
>>4833577looking up the definition of words in old dictionaries has shown me how the modern dictionary/definition racket has become blatantly prescriptivemarx started it, if you go back and read his works a good majority of it is him explaining to people how words ACKshually mean something different, its a fairly clever tactic that understands that its easier to get people to change their definition of a word than it is to get them to change their ideological mindset/worldview; yet after they accept the changed definition they start to change their worldview for themselves
>>4834001lel
>>4833570>This is ARE siteThe /pol/tards cannot even speak English correctly.
Bold assumption that I'm using English all the time
Lord forgive us for what we have done to your creations. post abominations
Why is it standing on a towl
fixed and the towel is probably for all the fluids this thing surely leaks. Or maybe it's to cushion that club foot.
>>4834669This shit needs to be fucking outlawed. Designer pets are cruel beyond belief. If you want something for it's aesthetics, get a fucking aquarium.
*shits everywhere*:DDDDDDD
>>4831916Now I wanna know how common that is>>4832103Could be a difference in diet? Who knows
>>4831443>that ending holy fuckchiken relaxed too much
>>4831916 >shower>implying they dont bathe as well
>>4831029
>>4831404Don't forget the 6 gazillion fleas too
Do people really cry because of a pet acting retarded?
>>4832490those are teen moms dude chill
>>4834162See this is exactly the kind of detached and delusional thought patterns I'm talking about. This post here is my 2nd post in this thread but whomever this is (guessing it's one of the zoophiles in question) has been sheltered for so long that they think they are being harassed by only one person when in reality it's multiple people sick of their degenerate bullshit.
>>4833643what?
>>4834699its a malding femcel just ignore her.
>>4834693Not anyone involved in this discussion (until this post), but its just people calling each other zoophiles rather than being a zoophile themselves.
Pigeons are cute and beautiful and I love !
>>4832829they are so beautiful!
>>4832917They certainly will now. In reality, I didn't even 'purchase' them so to speak, as they were actually just given to me by a pajeet and his wife who had them with over 2 dozen other birds in an aviary that was far too small. He told me me that if I didn't take them, they'd be killed and eaten.I'm extremely glad I was told about them when I was. They're safe now.>>4833599Watching them allopreen and hearing their lovely little coos bring me great ease.
>>4832829Very beautiful. Are they hand tame?
>>4834152Considering they've been domesticated since Mesopotamia, they hardly need it. They weren't extensively hand-tamed at their original home, but were handled very easily.I plan on hand taming them fully, which shouldn't take more than a week or two.Abigail takes better to my hand stroking her and is less afraid than Noah.
>>4834139why are jeets like this?
My chihuahua wants to kill herself everytime I clean her teeth. I do my best, I use nice dog tooth paste and a tiny brush and a finger cover brush, and I get really generous with liver treats but every moment of the process is agony. She's a rescue so I didn't get to start off with her young and get her into the habit of cleaning teeth. Looking online, every service is either unlicensed dog abuse or dog dentistry for rich people. And the vet is charging like $1200 a pop to remove bum teeth. If I bring her in to have them do the cleaning they're going to want to pull her teeth and charge me for it. I don't have the cash for that, but I am scared she's gonna get a tooth ache that spreads to her brain and kills her. I'm thinking of getting the dog a script for doggy trazadone to just knock the dog out once a week to get in their and clean the shit out of her teeth myself. Any advice?
>>4832883Here's an advice, stop being a neurotic fucking retard.>I am scared she's gonna get a tooth ache that spreads to her brain and kills heIgnoring couple thousand others ways she could die. She is always wearing a helmet right?
>>4832883Just pull them out op
>>4834688Sorry about this post I failed to realized how retarded you are.Touching a rotten tooth in hopes of it helping her, as if washing is going to help. Sad for the tortured creature but also funny.>I don't have the cash for thatChoose who you can afford and go with it.
>>4832883Solution? Stop owning a psychopathic rat dressed up as a canine.
o-oh my....
>>4828383Fuck regulations. Everything I like is either expensive, illegal or both.
>>4828587You're not supposed to let a shitpost change your opinion, you stupid old crusty crab!
bumb
>>4830213But it does look like some old fag. You can't deny it.
Road-trip edition
Bock.
>>4829138thanks. i hate it :I
Rare brown splash cornish.
>>4834624Sheeesh.
hello
>>4832684hi stinky
>>4832684Yo, stink-ass.
>>4832684I think oneyplays made a song about him
The tortoise and the hare if they real.
>>4833337>goes to epic haxxer forum>throw a pseudo-intellectual Rick and Morty Copypasta-tier temper tantrum over a joke about a fucking lagomorph and a turtleStick your mouth onto the tail-pipe of your car after starting it, and inhale until you see nothing but the void, and then flames.
>>4834639It's a tortoise, not a turtle.
>>4834650Tortoises are literally just land turtles dude.
>>4834670Problem?
>>4834674>-I said, after blasting a load in your mother's ass
