ITT: Animals with jobs
>>5080599THEY LOOK SO SMART!!!
>>5081368ayy
>>5081758Poor gregory
>>5081731AFTER an FBI agent convinces a homeless person to plant a fake bomb they were given
Favorite cryptids? I'm pretty fond of this guy
British big cats are my favorite. Some wild animals that no one's really been able to conclusively prove or disprove is much more interesting a phenomenon to me than people arguing about supernatural shit that might as well be pokemon at this point.
>>5080053Moose in Fiordland in New Zealand are also interesting stuff. They got brought for hunting and allegedly all shot but people had numerous observations and tracks of them some of them very recent
>>5070300Orang Pentek and Mapinguari
>>5079611When i heard the name "amoeba bomb" i imagined some kind of microscopic organism that could actually explode like a grenade when coming into contact with some kind of material that could trigger a chemical reaction in its bodyKinda disappointed that's not the case
>>5079760I like to say the Loch Ness Monster was a surviving plesiosaur but is now long dead… now what people are seeing is the GHOST of a, once, surviving plesiosaur!
A thread for otters, wolverines, badgers, martens, grisons, weasels, stoats, tayras, fishers, polecats, ferrets, and ferret-badgers. Post pictures, videos, and stories about these cute, intelligent, and mischievous critters. Thread theme inspired by:https://apnews.com/article/taylor-swift-otter-tshirt-monterey-bay-aquarium-kelce-7272d1970336b02a3a97b4814a54a2f3
>>5079727>>5079129I'd like to see a cat do this
>>5066307He looks mean
>>5079727Mustelids have the be the smartest Carnivorans, no?
Post mustelid dripI got this from hot topic and rocked it around this weekend
How true is the advice that you should vaginally finger female cats in heat to simulate mating to calm them down?
>>5081655>calling everyone sheYeah, there are a couple people on this site who do that and I don't get it. I guess it's their idea of a real insult. Pretty fucking lame.
>>5081669You know how raging homophobes think everything is faggots, and then it turns out they buy man ass nightly?Well this guy, the she-er, thinks everyone is a tranny, and his crowning achievement is spamming AI generated tranny porn in the /dog/. He apparently has metric tonnes of it, as well as AI generated anatomically correct porn of normal ass dogs.
>>5081669>>5081676Stop replying to yourself dogfucker. It's painfully obvious.
>>5081532I had to bring my dog for fertility testing, and I assumed they'd just use a machine or a sleeve, but apparently there's someone whose entire job is wanking off dogs. Even more bizarre is that she was dressed like a whore with big blingy fake nails, skintight revealing clothes, fake tits and injected lips
>>508145510/10 shitpost bait.At least I hope it is.
Would it be even possible for Cenozoic terrestrial mammals to live side by side with dinosaurs?
>>5082335My nigga
>>5082338Mein nigger
>>5082335>>5082338>>5082340This is /an/ /dbs/ thread now. Post our heroes.
>>5081733I'd make a planet filled exclusively with arthropods. Insects, arachnids, crustaceans, etc. I want to see if evolution could develop sapient consciousness from these crawling critters
Sea: CrabsLand: CrabsAir: Crabs (Flying)Its crabs all the way down
Welcome to /frog/, the happy green place on this green board, where frog lovers, frog connoiseurs and frogologists share their love for things are frogs.Discuss anything frog related here, including frogs, frogs, frogs, tadpoles, frogs, frogs, toads, and frogs.
>>5073278>You're making me nervous.
>>5066748
>nooooo!!! you're not supposed to help the sea turtles reach the safety of the sea! you're supposed watch helplessly as they get devoured by sea birds!!like damn, why the fuck not? we need to increase sea turtle population because they eat jellyfish. what's the harm in that?
>>5023207zeroseagulls should be intentionally made extinct. alongside all other aves. I'm in favor of total dino death. we have no ancestral blood feud with chelonians but saurians oppressed our ancestors for millions of years. we were not shown mercy and should not show it in return.
lol
>>5080567lol, millions of humans died because they tried to get rid of this bird alone.
>>5022997Yes.
>>5081366>Humans job to birds like nobody's business>CatGODS btfo birds everyday with ease Yup im thinking catchads keep winning.
Elephant seals
love em
>>5079467Up to 50% of weaned northern elephant seal pups, Mirounga angustirostris, present on the Año Nuevo mainland rookery at the end of the breeding season showed evidence (tooth marks and injuries on the neck) of having been mounted by males. Males mounting weanlings displayed many behaviors that are characteristic of male sexual behavior toward adult females and most weanlings responded like non-estrous females. Weanling mounts lasted an average of 2.8 min (N = 81) and were usually terminated when the male did not pursue an escaping weanling. There was no bias in the sex or the size of mounted weanlings.
>>5079467He going offer me a loan with draconian interests any moment now..
>>5079581i look like this and do this
>>5081330>>5082097
Giving my good boy his weekly bath. This time in the kitchen sink.
>>5080840Pitbulls totally suck.
>>5079477>post bath clarity
>>5081681;)
Very cute
>>5082323
post ducks please
>>5078604Wow, broke it's neck or cracked his skull.
>>5037219only now i realise this wing pattern would make a good marpat like camoflage
Post your favorite art depicting animals
>>5066844>dotwork asshati would like it more if it didnt take so long. i made another earlier this month with the intent of working less and it came out okayish.
And why can’t cats compete?
>>5078456They are naturally kind creatures, sometimes to their own detriment. Just look at how easily sickos abuse them
>>5081720Cat hate in this site begins and ends with the cat schizo that spams CP and AI generated zoophile porn
>>5082181And the most hateful thing anyone can say about cats is apparently just generic advice for keeping them healthy and actually getting rid of mice, and sometimes, the same unfortunate but necessary things that also apply to dogs in the same situations. I question the sanity of anyone who thinks cat hate is everything short of worshiping the things. They are just animals.
>>5078456Doggos Were Always Based.DWABWAB
>>5081720Cat's are lame, yea yeah yeah...Cats are lame, yea yeah yeah...
Is the best dog breed of all time in your path>large so can be active and do activities outdoors >very smart so easy to train >not aggressive at all, you fuck to fuck up hard to have an aggressive Golden>perfect family pet good with all ages >aesthetic as fuck Why don't you have a Golden Retriever?
>>5081943They smell AWFUL. Dogs should not smell awful. Greyhounds, huskies, maybe one out of three shepherds, they dont smell. Labs, pitbulls, STINK. Weekly baths are not enough. They need goddamn daily showers.
>>5081943Manlet dogs are easier because you can air jail them and they can't reach counters/open trash cans so that problem behavior never even starts.
>>5081963Yeah, they can get stinky but this has never really been an issue for me because I can barely smell anything>>5081971I've never had trouble getting a dog to stop doing this from essentially puppyhood
yeah i had funny experience with a neighbors silver retreiver. followed me along the fence keeping pace with a clear "im watching you" face. i know body language like no other. made me laugh. i have a gsd who is also non aggressive, hilarious, smart, and super cute so in your face. i only trained her how to play ball, and not jump on me.. otherwise i like her wild chaotic craziness.
>>5070937Bumperino
Tell us, friends, what are your thoughts on the Orange People and their delightful facial features?
>>5081452nah, he's a bong named Wousanpic is from when he was let back in with his missus after his son (Ranbi, foreground) was born
Extremely funny looking animal
>>5081977i know it’s unnatural and frowned upon and i think orangutans would probably like wearing clothes and hats and the like… they seem to enjoy getting dressed.>>5082242what a classy lady!a beaut
Sup dogs I was thinking today, I hate sports and world news it's all globalist propaganda Yo, check it, so now I follow da animal news, some shit I heard:Bees have they can do Morse codeThe snow leopards are being saved Animals have feelings, studies show (which I knew because I'm not an uncouth cretin)
>>5081995frig off
>>5082008you're some brown ESL talking like a faggot. this thread was shit from the start
>>5082140YOU'RE A fucking bitch. >>5082111nah, was that the fucken study i was talkin about?? how they got , how they can do morse code??
Oh fuck that's what it wasDa FUCKEN owls I just remembered!!Dey doin da insurgency, they fucken flyin they invading da territories I forgot where but it's like a group hunt!! They're about to fucken kill shit That was actually the biggest shit today U guys know??
We have saved the whales then. The Northern Bottlenose Whale recovery is confirmed as a major success story, directly attributable to the establishment of a Marine Protected Area that removed human threats and allowed their population to grow.Wow that's so cool that's like a saabertooth deer...how did they come back? The Forest Musk Deer sighting is evidence of persistent survival in remote, protected mountain habitats, spurred by dedicated camera trapping efforts with local help, rather than a population wide comeback.That's sick. that's just the bees doing the morse code recently. The insight is praised, connecting the cooperative and systematic communication used by Humpback Whales (bubble-net feeding) and Orcas (coordinated hunting) to the symbolic, patterned signaling of the bee's "waggle dance."
