Sup dogs I was thinking today, I hate sports and world news it's all globalist propaganda Yo, check it, so now I follow da animal news, some shit I heard:Bees have they can do Morse codeThe snow leopards are being saved Animals have feelings, studies show (which I knew because I'm not an uncouth cretin)
>>5081351Did you see the study that bumblebees engage in recreation? They actually can and do play. Its challenged a lot of assertions about 'higher life'
>>5081995frig off
>>5082008you're some brown ESL talking like a faggot. this thread was shit from the start
>>5082140YOU'RE A fucking bitch. >>5082111nah, was that the fucken study i was talkin about?? how they got , how they can do morse code??
Oh fuck that's what it wasDa FUCKEN owls I just remembered!!Dey doin da insurgency, they fucken flyin they invading da territories I forgot where but it's like a group hunt!! They're about to fucken kill shit That was actually the biggest shit today U guys know??
I think Pallas cats are neat
>>5053216Ohmygoooooood
>>5080664>looks at you with my autistic eyes
Sorry I've been MIA it's been kind of a rough patch for me, but I'm going to try and get back at it and post a platypus every day until all of an wants a puggle to snuggle
What? Who doesn't pretend to walk like a platypus some times?This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
Shoot a little lateThis is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
This is your daily reminder to want a platypus
The supreme victor of evolution.
They are just lame-ass floor wasps. Spiteful, angry. Nobody wants to be a shitty ant, but everybody wants to be a wasp. Countless insects mimic wasps. Even spiders, who are supposed to eat insects.
>>5081312No, saying ants and wasps are both the same family is like saying humans are apes.That family is not called "wasps".You are wrong.
>>5081986>No, saying ants and wasps are both the same family is like saying humans are apes.which is also completely true, so spot on analogy there actually.>That family is not called "wasps".technically true, in the absolute most meaningless way possible. it's impossible to group all wasps together without also including all ants and bees. so either "wasps" don't exist, or ants and bees are wasps.
>>5082052>technically trueI accept your concession.Ants and wasps are in the same order hymenoptera, like bees and some flies. Ants are not wasps, the same way bees are not wasps.
>>5082073you are an illiterate retard who didn't even pretend to argue against my actual point.>it's impossible to group all wasps together without also including all ants and bees. so either "wasps" don't exist, or ants and bees are wasps.
>>5031294>new2bunnieshttps://rabbit.org/audiences/for-rabbit-newcomers/https://www.best4bunny.com/bunny-care/https://rabbitwelfare.co.uk/rabbit-care/https://wabbitwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page>videoshttps://rentry.org/bunnyvideos
>>5081928Kino
>>5081914>>5081928
>>5081928That's betterHow do you manage to have plants in your backyard? My aunt's bunny decimated her garden
>>5081933Idk. He'll eat the grass, poop all over the dirt and just leave. Also, I always have the hose ready in case he gets annoying. I don't even have to turn it on anymore, just walking towards it makes him run for dear life.
>>5081914>>5081928>>5081931Donald!
post the most dangerous teams
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@5082024You’re malding, woman. Calm down before your tits fall off.
>>5079894kek
>>5079854The position of the T-rex head makes it look like it's about to eat the woman
>>5079854Arms are inaccraute, they weren't pronated. Also the skull should be larger. This is a more accurate reconstruction
>>5079854>transverse vent opening Fossil evidence suggests something more crocodilian.
>>5081570Can't imagine the pain he must've gone through whenever he fell
Previously on /jg/ (now /jef/) >>5048770Who is Jefrey (with one F)?He was found abandoned in some bushes filthy and covered in fleas late one night in mid-July 2024. He’s all grown up, and enjoys car rides, climbing trees, going to new places, and most of all, capybaras. Some believe him to be a goblin or gremlin. He was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”.Jefrey suffers from mild ear-ectile dysfunction.Originally posted him here back in July 2024 seeking advice for potential health problems due to his folded ears, some /an/ons wanted more of him, and so now you’re stuck with him.
our brand new fucking curtain
>>5081651Kek what a little bugger
I picked up this tank from a resale shop for $5 still new in the box. The brand name is Imagitarium. What fish would be okay with living in this size of tank?
>>5081947fill it with sea monkeys
>>5081947Use it as an arena to pit two similar size fish in combat and update us weekly battle results.
>>5081960I want fish, not shrimp>>5081989No, you can go do that yourself
>>5081947Very little option for fish. I think you know that and its bait thread. But if not best use is as refugium for larger tank you may find later.
>>5081947predaceous diving beetle
Let’s talk about the apes of Africa and Asia.
>>5038651Pygmies are entirely hairless and dark black, but it's clear that the "archaic hominid" africans bred with was something akin to a bonobo. Not only are they naturally sex-oriented, rather than violence like other chimps, but their tendency to walk upright more often would've seemed more familiar. Even Hanno called gorillas "hairy women" and hominid beasteality is unironically very, very common in the region and always has been. It's how africans first acquired Herpes, HIV, MPox, and countless other genetic traits and diseases.There are several cool doc about the Pygmies on YT from the 30s. They were still happy and free, but now their bloodlines are contaminated and they're all strung out on drugs, drink and junk food while also being literally hunted by their neighbors for food and sport, or to be sold into chattel slavery. It's like American Indians only 50x worse and in africa :/
>>5045475Stone Age Tech: confirmed. Effectively the same level of development as the other native hominids.
>>5049159In the trees they're very fast. Not so much on land. They're so lanky they have to run with their arms raised or use them like crutches.
Elephant seals
>>5079587I love the size difference between male and female elephant seals. It's so funny seeing them next to each other.
love em
>>5079467Up to 50% of weaned northern elephant seal pups, Mirounga angustirostris, present on the Año Nuevo mainland rookery at the end of the breeding season showed evidence (tooth marks and injuries on the neck) of having been mounted by males. Males mounting weanlings displayed many behaviors that are characteristic of male sexual behavior toward adult females and most weanlings responded like non-estrous females. Weanling mounts lasted an average of 2.8 min (N = 81) and were usually terminated when the male did not pursue an escaping weanling. There was no bias in the sex or the size of mounted weanlings.
>>5079467He going offer me a loan with draconian interests any moment now..
>>5079581i look like this and do this
ITT ANIMALS ARE _VERY_ LOUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SILENCE
>>5081348
my cat has cancer. i was sure it was something different when bringing her in for surgery, so i didn't tell them to put her down right away if they find a malignant tumor. and they didn't. now she's carrying a sure death sentence with her, which makes everything harder. now i have to nurse her back to health, pay a shitload of money, too, to make sure her next weeks or months are as positive as possible for her, and then put her down when the tumors come back. i keep telling myself that at the end of the day, it's just a cat. why the fuck does it hurt so much? is this normal? i'm in my mid 30s, i have fought in a war. and now i cry every day over a stupid cat.
>>5080791Yo I know that guilt is the worst part, but you have to remember, you can't change the past, you can only change the future. Absolutely no use for anyone at all in being hard on yourself for mistakes you made in the past. These are platitudes, but sometimes, or pretty often actually, it's important to repeat them to yourself and truly take in their meaning for a moment. Another important platitude is that animals don't perceive things the way we do. Your dog most likely never felt mistreated or abandoned by you. 100%, because that's their nature, he loved you with every part of his being and felt the love you had for him.
>>5080925Thanks man it's just that... For nearly every pet my father and I have had in our lives we were there for them at the end. We were there for this dogs birth, The birth and death of his mother, and the death of her mother and father.At least my father and I found his body and will get to bury him with his family/pack, The thought we'd never get closure on where he was or what happened to him was killing us. With where he was found we have some small solaces too. He never left home, He did not suffer there the riverbank long or even at all, His last moments were spent at the graves of his family.
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>>5080861I think she's constipated again.. not sure if she's in pain, she might be, it's hard to tell. Yesterday she just took two very small shits, despite eating a lot. Today, nothing yet. Obvious sign of constipation, very bad sign in a cat that had a tumor removed two weeks ago that blocked her intestines. Can a tumor really grow back this fast? I know for a fact that it was gone, i paid a lot of money for the x-ray. Could it be just regular constipation from eating too much? I'd go to the vet straight away, problem is, my usual vet is closed this afternoon, and it's the only place where i can get treatment without cash. And i don't have any cash right now, due to her surgeries. Right now it doesn't seem like an emergency, yet. She doesn't vomit or anything, which would be the only "true" sign of an immediate emergency according to the vet, and she's still eating.I got the lab results in the mean time, it's an aggressive lymphoma. But even in this case, i was sure she would have at least a few months more. The vet said probably around 3 months, maybe a bit less, maybe more.
>minuscule, solitary hunter>has a ridiculously small brain, with mere 60 thousand neurons>so called "scientists" say they're able to plan ahead, scan their surroundings, deceive and keep a mental image of their prey for up to one hour even after losing sight of themDo you guys seriously believe this shit?
>>5081767just give it some ritalin
>>5081641The base spider-plan is a very good one in nature considering they've been around for an extremely long time, so to diverge from what's typical for spiders is significant and notable.Jumping spiders in the 'portia' genus can and will mimic the "mating password" of multiple male web-building spiders on the webs of the respective female. Where the male taps and plucks on the web to see if the female spider is receptive.also these spiders do not specialize, so they (probably) are not purely instinct-driven.
>>5081772>also these spiders do not specializeI mean, they DO specialize in hunting other spiders, but there's such a wide variety of different spiders that require different strategies to hunt that Portias can't just rely on instinct alone
>>5081767That arm (and the rest of the octopus) leaves the gene pool until all the ADHD genes are extinct.
>>5081641>>5081643Okay, so bottom line, intellect is stored in legs.
Goats are cool.
thank you goats
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>>5078786>>5078644I do think they make the coolest sound among all animals ever
