ZuniceratopsElvisaurusBambiraptorErectopusDracorex hogwartsiaGojirasaurusVulcanodonSauroniopsPhuwiangosaurusScrotum humanumThose are real dinosaur names
>>5064627Yes
>>5063709>Scrotum humanumretard fat loser
>>5065546Long time no see.
>>5065546Long is dragon in Chinese,Since all Chinese people are dragon obsessed autists they name every dinosaur species -dragon. They even translate existing names. Shaochilong literally means "shark toothed dragon" because it was the first Chinese Carcharodontosaur.
>>5063709I also hate when they give them absolutely retarded names like Maip, Shri or Kuru
ITT: we pretend to be ants in an ant mill
>>5062555It was shorter the other way, just saying.
>>5064958
>ant number 47, second warning
the entire thread should be >hmm i like the smell of your butt I am following youtill it hit bump limit and died
>>5066548hmm i like the smell of your butt I am following you
Can the average adult male defeat one, of would you die of blood loss? They don't look that big in person, but I am sure slashes with it's nails would do damage.
>>5065717>Successful cougar attacks on humans are also themselves rare, as 85% of attacks fail.What are you considering "successful"? If the cougar runs away but the person still dies - is that a "successful" attack? Or is it only successful if the cougar gets a meal?Because that would severely skew the stat.>the majority should be able to fend one off.Fending off a predatory attack is VERY different than killing.OP just said "defeat", but if we're saying "fending off" is a defeat, than a 10 year old can beat a cougar with rocks and shouting.
>>5066411>their paws are as big as your faceMurr! That's purrfect :3
>>5065281>can a human defeat a mountain lion No definitely not. They regularly hunt 400+ pound bull elks. Put it this way - did you think you could 1v1 a 400 pound bull elk? If not you’ve got no chance vs the mountain lion
>>5065281I am fucking terrified of mountain lions. I would die 100 times out of 100.
>>5065281Why fight fair when you can bait them with a hunk of meat and then shoot them in the faceYou have intelligence. Use it. >no guns!Mob with spears and rocks. >uh you cant just strike first the apex predator that is a constant threat to man was just minding his own businessPeople who think like this deserve to be eaten.
It's been over a week since I've been reminded to want a platypus. What happened? Where are you? Are you OK? Please come back. Please don't let this be the end.This is your reminder to want a platypus.
>>5063548Slipped on a magazine and hit my tv stand. Cracked 3 ribs and got a concussion. And I broke the stand. Sorry for being MIA. Also while I was on the mend I got home invaded. So it's been a bit of a rough patch. Also why is capcha so hard now?This is your daily reminder to want a platypus
>>5065453Holy shit man I'm so glad you're OK. Welcome back.
>>5065628Stuff happens. I'll survive. Thanks though. Also how terrible is the new capcha?This is your daily reminder to want a platypus
>>5065453>>5066104As long as you don't clear cookies the captcha will get easier in about 2 days.
>>5066135I sure hope so, but thanks.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus
>Dark Spirit has Invaded!
>>5066352sun bro \o/
>>5066444Jolly good trips sunbro [T]/
>>5066395praise thy dog!
>>5066352Mound makers always have the best drip
make way casuals bawk sentinels is here to save the host
Shoebill thread
How come there are no wild shoebill amateur videos? I want to see someone casually film one in the wild
>>5063258i would love to watch some shoebill amateur videos...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql4Rj97PAio&t=93s
i know about their loud clattering bills but do they make any vocalizations from their throat?>>5051470this is my new favorite shoebill picture :’)
Why do catfags feel the need to compare their vermin to man's best friend?And yes, the dog sees its owner struggling, so it helps her.
>>5066586Dogs are great but I still love my cats.
>>5066586what a good boycats are cool tooOP is a fag
>>5066603>proves my point
Fuck cats and fuck cat people
>>5066586China is such a backwater shithole lmao
Weird Money EditionPrevious Thread >>4983981WHAT IS SPECULATIVE EVOLUTION?Speculative evolution is the exploration and imagining of how life might evolve in the future or could have evolved in alternate pasts. It's a multimedia sci-fi genre that harnesses scientific principles to create detailed and plausible hypothetical creatures, ecosystems, and evolutionary histories.RESOURCES:https://speculativeevolution.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Tutorial>One-stop shop for relevant background information for starting a projecthttp://planetfuraha.blogspot.com/>Fantastic blog covering all sorts of spec evo topics in-depthhttps://specevo.jcink.net/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
New Spec-bio Log videohttps://youtu.be/1TvjJf3Ux60
Do speculative humans belong here?
>>5066425I mean technically but that's disgusting and retarded
>>5066494The most accurate post on /an/ right now.
>>5066425Abslutely disgusting
A thread for otters, wolverines, badgers, martens, grisons, weasels, stoats, tayras, fishers, polecats, ferrets, and ferret-badgers. Post pictures, videos, and stories about these cute, intelligent, and mischievous critters. Thread theme inspired by:https://apnews.com/article/taylor-swift-otter-tshirt-monterey-bay-aquarium-kelce-7272d1970336b02a3a97b4814a54a2f3
I saw a big 'ol fisher cat the other day, it was COOL
>>5066375And a weasel
>>5066375>>5066377Lucky, I wish I could see one of these niggas in the wild.
Tempting Fate Editionprevious: >>4995272This thread is dedicated to all animals of the Reptilia and Amphibia classes. Topics include, but are not limited to: geckos, snakes of all kinds, frogs, salamanders, newts, turtles, tortoises, and much more. Before asking a question, do a search on the internet to see if it has been answeredClassifieds for finding breeders and products:>morphmarket.com>kingsnake.com>faunaclassifieds.com>caudata.orgMost forums will have a "for sale" section on them, so look for that, especially if you have a specific herp you want. Craigslist can also be a good source for cheap aquariums, and make sure to check for any reptile expos that occur in your area.When asking a question, make sure to include these details:>Type and size of animal>Enclosure dimensionsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>5024593these particular guys do something known as mandibular sawing to literally cut the snails out of their shells.equal parts cool and fucking horrific.
>>5065450Indeed.
Big boy thinking he owns the place
>>5066514You inferring he doesn't?
>signiture animal for the dark lord's coat of armsWhy did frogs betray us /herp/bros?
Hittar inte tråden
Ebin :DD
thread for mice
>>5065754they just look like long haired orange mice
>>5065754>woolly>it's actually fur???????????
>>5065754>wooly mammeeceswe're flying too close to the sun bros
>>5065754that depends, do they live long healthy lives (for a mouse) or do they get a brain tumor 10 minutes after spawning in
thursday bump
JFC, these are the saddest looking monkeys I've ever seen.
>>5066372The issue with wild caught is brown skins not understanding a limit and instead purging wild populations to nothing.
>>5066029Who is this tourist that keeps whining about fed posting. Is this the same guy who calls everyone a bot when he says something retarded and people point it out as retarded?
>>5066489>Who's the fed that that keeps on whining about people calling out feds.
>>5066450>it's an anon can't stop thinking about brown people episode
>>5066589>Said the brown anon who refuses to live in his own countries.
The tiger is singularly the most aesthetic animal in the animal kingdom, arguably the most beautiful thing ever created by nature
>>5024588> Lol, in Islam having sex with your dead wife or a dead baby is ok as long as you wash after the act. Fed anon equates the Islamic concept of spiritual Allah hygiene with the western concept of actual objective hygiene.What a fucking joke.4ch is so painfully stupid.
>>5062722over-sharpened image that looks suspiciously artificial.
bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAr1izbL-j4&list=RDZAr1izbL-j4&start_radio=1harmony with naturenatural being the antonym of artificial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy1YTWOlRiM
I have an animal related story about surviving 3 pitbull attacks and a racoon attack unscathed, but it involves some /x/ shit too. A succubus who said she is a fallen arch angel of punishment that took a liking to me a long time ago. I was homeless and sleeping in a park (Only way to not get jailed and forced into a shelter or program) where i guess probably dog fighting happened at night.A long time ago, my succubus like fended off a pitbull attack by screaming through me at it saying she was an angel of death. As in I randomly started screaming like a possessed person (I am possessed) "IM AN ANGEL OF DEATH" in this inhuman level of loudness. I didn't intend to scream, my action was to grab my knife on my belt that was like 6 inches long to try to fight it incase I won, i thought i was going to die by being mauled.The pitbull was a large one like this and trying to genuinely kill/maul me at night. (was in a park illegally to camp because homeless)The pitbull charges and tried to bite as hard as it could over 10 times but....could not connnect it's bites to my leg or arm or waist? It snapped inches from me or an inch from me every time into it's own mouth hard enough to break it's teeth biting it's own mouth. It looked visibly terrified of my succubus when my succubus screamed at it and was quivering in fear as it ran around. Then it went back to its owner.The other time, one charged me when I was sleeping, and then ran away when my succubus did something once again. Then one other time, 3 of them circled me in a small pack (owner walking all 3 at midnight in a park where homeless slept, possibly to kill homeless) my succubus did something and they went away.I also had a racoon charge me like it was going to kill screaming the entire way, it ran through a stream to get me because I was on it's territory or something. It was like it was going to pounce on me but did a complete literal 180 and sprinted off after my succubus talked through me at it.
OP is shizo murderhobo, tell us where you live so we can tie you up to some murder in near future.
>>5064945It's sad the pills don't work for you, some people are resistant to them.But never listen and do what these illusions tell you. They are fake, they've always been fake.
>>5064998dont listen to this anon he's lying>>5064865THERE ARE BUGS UNDER YOUR SKIN OP
>>5065001Piss off dumbass.>>5064998>>5064945As for your question about animals, I don't think they can see true spiritual things.But I do think they have the same bodily sense of presences that humans feel. So no sight, just goose bumps and fight or flight.
>>5064897This but unironically
