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>>5089164Buge
>>5089164Ibo Eshak when he uses sonar to locate bugs be like:
The sonar does not care for the opinion of bug
What are some crazy animal facts?
don't translate
Humans are the only animals that get offended by sex because it reminds them they are animals.
Xenarthrans (armadillos, sloths, anteaters, elephants) have internal testicles
>>5091819Elephants are not Xenarthrans but they do have internal testicles. Same as cetaceans.
Favorite cryptids? I'm pretty fond of this guy
>>5088857If any time for bigfoot to get official conformation, I feel it would be around another epstein dump as a distraction, thats been my hopes anyways because I just want them to stop dropping nothingburgers or ayys instead of the monke
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>>5090441Never got the attraction. Yes, she's got nice cans, but her face and limb proportions are weird.
>>5090452
Cursed topic
chat is this real?
>>5090427I'm somewhere between a goldfish and rat. Feels bad man.
Right now at this moment your eyesight is the best it will ever beIt will only decline as the ravages of time take your light away from you
>>5089334Kek
>>5086589Cats have terrible myopia because of their night vision capable eyes. It's actually so bad that they rarely pounce unless they've locked in fully and even then they're usually pretty inaccurate.Really good reflexes is what carries cats.
>>5090809Shut up, nerd.
ITT fat pigs
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>>5091119BROTHERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHZBrpziy7A
>>5091119Here you are.
>>5091119What is the evolutionary advantage of tasting so good?
>>5091838being useful to humans is the best survival trait any organism could ever have. It ensures we will preserve them for the rest of eternity (or at least try)
WTF 4chan and Reddit that elephants were cuddly and gentle and altruistic?!?!?!Explain this:https://youtu.be/bfrTxLiMgI0?si=qmeGJnPiT_Bfotcq&t=1055
>>5091587Because 100 men would beat a gorilla. They can't beat an elephant. The elephant is just about the only (land) animal where it's obvious that it would win by a lot.
>>5091805ooga booga, hairless monkey superior, hairless monkey big dick and very kill other monkey ooga booga! *Invents catapult to throw excrement farther*
>title mentions africa>image is an indian elephant Don’t do this.
>>5091816Do you realize how ridiculous what you said was? It's like saying>You're talking about whether you can beat a german shepherd in a fight unarmed. Strange how you're not talking about whether you can beat a polar bear in a fight unarmed.
>>5091853And you cannot even comprehend the point of my comment. Fitting with the ooga booga mindset.
I feel like Im going mad little by little but... I wanna live a happy life - yet I can't remove the thoughts of punishing humanity for what they've done... It annoys me humans walking and laughing ; they laugh even though they harm othersIt irritates me so much, why can't humanity just disappear?? What's the purpose of this Low-Life called humanity - I have so many questions, why was I born without even asking if I wanna be born.But, I wanna live a happy life it's just... I can't ignore this feelingsThat's all.
>>5091405Take ur meds
>>5091405why punish humanity for your own misery?you talk as if humans are all the same, which we are not, you are being retarded. some squirrel out there is probably askin itself the same thing on why it was born.ignore it or not, its a retarded feeling youll get over. just be joyful and hopeful of the future, and stop letting misery and despair creep into your heart.
there's no shame in getting counseling, anon. I hope you can figure it all out.
>>5091405At large humans are bastards indeed. But then there are quite a few individual exceptions, many help and try to make a difference even when it is a uphill battle. Maybe what OP needs is first to get some counseling to be able to handle those thoughts in a better way and to do something that makes you feel fulfilled. At the end humans are just apes that developed the ability to chain abstract concepts and thus develop language, but still we are a bunch of violent apes, animals like everyone else, there is no purpose of our existence, it is how evolution "made" things. That we are aware of it only means you have the capability of overriding primitive drives and act like an actual intelligent ape and help your brother and sisters, regardless of species.So find fulfillment in being the exception, to use the intelligence evolution gave you for good.
>>5091405Chicken talons scratched out this postI’m a 30lb+ mammalian predator supremacist. Its specific but it works.
why is there no day of the week thats reserved for dogs?
>>5091821pakistan maybe. i dont bother with third world geography either. the narrative catnonce wants to force doesnt really make sense. thirdies all hate dogs and have endless problems with them. in the first world, dogs are a nothingburger and cats are the only pet animal still being subjected to third world care standards (roaming).
>saar nervously googling cities in the US to appear like it's not the middle of the night in his localeKekYou already gave it away Rajesh. You can't pretend anymore. Also stop replying to yourself. We see it every single time you do it.
>>5091826No really, where the fuck is bangalore? Malaysia? Answer before I google. You say saar a lot. Are you indian?
>>5090968caturday basically doesnt exist anymore. even the caturday subreddit that tried keeping it alive was dead last time i googled to see if it existed. deader than over 9000, rick rolls, post sinks, teh rei, creepychan, and candleja
>>5091790Thank you i couldn't understand what he was saying
>ummm i can bring my emotional support animal wherever i please!>i don't care if you're allergic or don't like dog hair and traces of feces in your food! fido is precious to me!Why are dog owners like this?
>>5091541>>5091544Just wash the table when they're done, you do that anyway don't you?
>>5091663>>5091655The cope it triggers, combined with you thinking its all one guy, is further proof you’re indian
>NO SAAR YOU ARE THE INDIANWhy are you ban evading Rajesh?
Uh oh, melty>>5091761Why do you keep saying saar? Are you indian? Seems like it
>>5091566Jews run 4chan and want to try and control it. All jews have done is convince me they are not human and cannot function in a human society, hence the 109.
Keep in mind that nuclear weapons would be useless against them and since they possess human-level intelligence, they will quickly figure out how to sabotage drones, take down power lines/grids, organize well-coordinated attacks, etc.
We will probably have to return to 14th century technology wise since we already had a perfect solution against birds. Now what to do on the offensive side I don't know. They are too fast and agile for melee.Guns won't work because the sound of a shot will get trapped inside your helmet and reverberate until your eardrums explode.Maybe some sort of a slingshot will work.
A super bird shot shotgun and a suit of armor is all you need
>>5091690>>5091694>bigger raptors pick up roggs, pieces of rebar etc and drop them from high altitude>enough kinetic energy for serious blunt force trauma>birb bombers stay out of shotgun range
>>5091267They won't do shit. If they are smart enough they will know the only thing between them and bird influenza is human intervention. 8 billion apes with the capacity to alter genetics and entire ecosystems is not a fair match up irregardless of whether their survival depends on it.
>>5091267I'm defecting immediately
>>5091716>a thirdie sought out rich americans interested in torturing monkeys, and found some! now he is enabling them! how could america do this!?>hunter biden: he got the idea from one of my old laptops sorry lol
>>5091734The people identified by the BBC investigation looked like stereotypical MAGAtards.
>>5091746>propaganda outlet cherry pickedno really?
less shitposting, more monkeys
>>5090927How did a chimp end up inside their?
>new kitten gave me ringwormyou were worth it little buddy.
>>5090887>>5090937He didn't have it, he had some hair loss 2 weeks after adoption and it was the diagnosis. Happens when 25 cats live in a room.
>dogs>they love you>cats>they infect you with parasites to mindcontrol you into liking them
>>5090947Trvke
>>5090947cats are nice but I'm rather fond of dogs
>>5090947Cats are only nice if they’re vaccinated, neutered, trained, and contained
Post raccs, save pics of raccs, discuss raccs! Here is a critter embiggining for the winter months.
>>5090384the haji looks more like a jar than a zogbot with a dickhead haircut
when will raccoons realize they can use their hands for making tools?
>>5091337They can't, their thumbs aren't opposable.
>>5082530their absolute greed sickens me deeply
bees are important to our ecosystem
>>5088900>Africanized bee>it's blackHuh
>>5088900Why does the africanized bee have a darker coloration?
>>5089083They don't, OP's been spamming /tv/ all day with interracial bait and is too dumb to realize that worker bees like this are uniformly female and sterile.
>>5088900You'd better beeeeeelieve it!
>>5088900Both are lame lifestock.Post free bees
If you didn't already know, post your face right now.One of those things that seems out of whack, like they have one too many evolved superpowers. Like if you had flying spiders, or if cheetahs had laser vision.
>>5091257Oh in that case, that would explain why gazelles have an evolved passive deflection field in the 700nm range, except they don't.
>>5091236I assure you that you can kill cheetahs with kryptonite bullets, though they're not necessarily more effective than regular bullets.
>>5091225A better example would be waterbugs. >good swimmers>have a powerful painful bite>can camouflage very well underwater >probably feed on small fish and tadpolesDid they really need to be able to fly as well?
>>5091225How is flying a superpower for them? The main reason they are so good at surviving is because they can live and start colonies in any house with crevices that lets them hide.
Some spiders do, in fact, fly, but in a bizarre, tool-driven way. They make what are essentially hot air balloons from their silk, keep them attached to their spinnerets and let electromagnetism and thermal currents give them lift.
