Horse GeneralShare your saddest horse story editionOld grey Mare >>5102201>be me>on a hike with best friend when we were celebrating his recent engagement>he climbs an escarpment for a photo>snake bites him on the leg>do everything right, put on a pressure bandage and make him remain prone>help arrives but it's from the animal hospital and time is of the essence>they take him in a stretcher and drive him the 45 minutes to the hospital>I follow in a separate vehicle>they seem professional so I wait in an officeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>5108743She's such a cute old lady, I can't be mad at her.
>>5108743>Rules over horselets with a firm but fair hoof >Made a bunch of foals>Teases men far younger than her>Refuses to die Truly the ultimare
>>5108844>literally me when I hit the wastebasket from my chair on a monday morninghonsetly not sure if that's a good or a bad sign for my life
>>5108908You probably have horsebrain.
>>5108910it does feel like it
Is monkey torture still a thing or did they all get arrested or spooked into stopping?
>>5108427Hello? Mr Putin? Remember when I said it will only take the US three days to take Tehran? Well uhh, can I join your club, pazhalusta?
>>5108354>5000 hammers laced with lethal doses of opioids descend on the mama monkey’s head in a million bashings, instantly pulverizing mama monkey milk bar before baby monkey can even comprehend the situation>at the first utterance of HOO, demon hands drag baby monkey by his tail far far away from the temple across the ground to Carl’s Carnival of Calamitous Cambodian Catastrophe O.M.G. Lee Albert Mundo>the baby monkey’s soul is recorded with AI technology so that despite the weakness of baby monkey flesh, the soul may endure the million billion pities it is deserving>the first of many terrible tortures for baby monkey places him and many others in little noise car-shaped pits of despair with honking and jostling as the baby monkey is brought to a cubicle where he must learn to type on a computer with no contact comfort and only five seconds of milk for every typing, to be trapped under bright LED lighting for eight hours, watching a bigger happier monkey eat a lychee berry that he may never have>camera feeds to American stoned gooners provide live access to the Carlnival and no janny tranny can stop it
>Who you callin' pinhead?
Post wolves. >Information. >Images. >Stories. >Art. >News.>Previous thread: >>5072801
wolves are cool
>>5108782I saw what you did there.
Do bats have the largest gap from cutest to demonic in the animal kingdom?
>>5106827left is not particularly cute.right is not particularly scary, he just has hip upper lip curled up
Everyone loves Jumping Spiders.
>>5107012Well, not everyone...
hmm
>>5107048FUCK YOU
How can I teach my cat to steal things?I could use the extra cash
>>5108468My cats are quite adept at manufacturing poop.
>>5108093you're going to get it shot
>>5108500do amerikans really
>teach>cat
>>5108896cats are very smart creatures, I'll have you know.
Post jaguars.
The king
>>5108808
Have you ever been sprayed by a skunk?
skunks are based and adorable
>>5107779its called skunk weed for a reason. smells go away when diluted with the air, if you keep smelling something that means that its being constantly reapplied, so unless you have a mountain of skunk corpses on the road in one of the most ecological disasters to exist in the mokst ecologically friendly state, no, people are getting high
>>5107552You also need to make sure to wash the spray off within 45 minutes or it dries/bonds with the fur and won't wash out.
>>5105949No, but my dog has.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SkunkSeekers2/one of the more interesting subreddits
Village-owned pigs were a common feature of medieval rural life, particularly in poorer communities. Not every household could afford to keep its own livestock, so villages often maintained one or more communal pigs for fattening. These animals were fed on household scraps, peelings, spoiled grain, and other waste, turning rubbish into meat with remarkable efficiency.The pig was usually allowed to roam freely through the village, foraging in yards, lanes, and nearby woodland. In autumn it might be driven into the forest to feed on acorns and beech mast, a right known as pannage. Responsibility for feeding and watching the animal was shared, sometimes formally, sometimes simply understood.Disputes over whose scraps went to the pig, or who failed to contribute, appear regularly in manor court records.When slaughter time came, usually in late autumn or early winter, the meat was divided according to custom. Some portions went to the poorest households, some to the church or lord, and some were salted or smoked for communal use. Nothing was wasted. Meat, fat, skin, and even bones had value.The village pig was not a symbol of charity so much as practicality. It represented collective survival in a world where margins were thin and waste could not be afforded. In many places, that single animal helped carry a community through the winter.
>>5108795Chickens are harder to preserve
>>5108818Puerco no los dos lmao
>>5108424>Village-owned pigs were a common feature of medieval rural lifeThey still exist. Just ask your mom.
>>5108834Lmao, gottem.
>>5108795Chicken don't have crackling.
Show me the cutest animal tummies
but I dont have any pictures of you OP!!! o/
>>5108853Haha you're such a joker
Explain THIS
>>5107394>holy fuck I love being long>and white
Imagine wanting one of these things in your home.
borzoi attac (fast)
>>5107394God's favorite creature.
ITT it looks like there's one anon that owns a borzoi and the rest are just memeing and reposting the same memes. much like the horse thread
I can't believe there isn't a thread for our de(ea)r friendspost cervines and cervine accessoriesabsolutely no odd toed ungulates allowed
>>5108421too cute, i hope she was comfortable wearing all that
>>5108425Aniamals don't mind costumes.
https://youtube.com/shorts/e1o_aA1Aegcmost beautiful animal ever
>>5108426Is he ok?
>>5108877He's fine, its a kind of involuntary defense mechanic of 'lie down and be perfectly still.' If the little fella was in wilderness and not on open ground, they practically go invisible when they do that. Antelope babies do the same thing.
Tell us, friends, what are your thoughts on the Orange People and their delightful facial features?
>>5108506be careful not to show her the more questionable episodes. those rascals get naughty sometimes.
https://youtu.be/d56Tjrk1VmY?t=810>new female added to the group>she's a bit of a brat>engage in "forced mating" to show dominancewas he in the right?
>>5108678i can’t sympathize with tuan here, sorry. i’ve known mimi since she was a baby… is this what it’s like to have a daughter bros?
The last 30 Asiatic cheetahs in the world are all found in Iran, where they and their habitat are currently being bombed by Blompf and Israel. Their range used to extend into India, but they went extinct there in the 1940s. No captive populations in foreign zoos either. Operation Epstein Fury will likely finish them off.
>>5107543>muh israel gonna kill all dey cheetahsretard. i don't like israel, trump, or iran either (if iran's government gets toppled it'll be a net good, but the chances of that actually happening are hilariously slim) but the odds of a single cheetah being caught in the crossfire of war are next to nothing. /pol/fag yelling at clouds thread.
>>5107958>the odds of a single cheetah being caught in the crossfire of war are next to nothing.Amerikkkans will release toxic clouds of gas in your home insist its good for you
>>5107543>The last 30 Asiatic cheetahs in the world are all found in IranOnly 30? Absolute incompetence.Any other country would have done a better job.
>>5107572—and that's a good thing!
>>5107572And you are a jew or a jew puppet
Post raccs, save pics of raccs, discuss raccs! Here is a critter embiggining for the winter months.
>>5107535omg it's so fat! lets all fat shame this grotesque creature!
>>5107535That’s it. This rac thread is ruined.
Racc of judgement
>>5080132https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S000334722600028X?via%3DihubUnbridled curiosity by the looks of it
>>5107535...I've been very naughty
>intelligent as all fuck>can live 40-60 YEARSHow do they do it?
>>5108751They weren't smart enough to evolve hands. Better luck next time, dumbass birds.
>>5108760See >>5108758.Better leave the Earth for some other species to attain sapience.
>>5107648So you're taking care of the world's oldest parrot and you don't do anything about that ridiculously overgrown beak?
>>5108684>so if i get a really lucky one it might outlive me!You're retarded. This is NOT a good thing, as the bird will fall into depression and can die from it often by freezing to death after plucking itself, and if it survives it'll be hard as hell for it to get rehomed, especially if you teach it profanity like a lot of immature fuckwits do.
>>5108760Congress.
