German sausage
>>4948351Wow so cute. Ha ha.
>>4948351It probably has a healthier bone structure than the showline GSDs.
>>4948387Hock angulation looks better, but those long backs are not good long term.Doubt.
>>4948351But dachshunds are already german thoughbeit
>The Devils Hole pupfish (Cyprinodon diabolis) is a critically endangered species of the family Cyprinodontidae (pupfishes) found only in Devils Hole, a water-filled cavern in the US state of Nevada.>Nearby agricultural irrigation in the 1960s and 1970s caused the water to drop in Devils Hole, resulting in less and less of the shelf remaining submerged.>The Cappaert family's attorney decried that the Supreme Court had chosen the interests of a fish over people, and a newspaper editor from nearby Pahrump threatened to dump a pesticide into Devils Hole to kill them all.[55] In response to bumper stickers that read "Save the Pupfish" distributed by the Desert Fishes Council, Nye County Commissioner Robert Rudd produced bumper stickers that said "Kill the Pupfish".[56] The Cappaert family sold the ranch in the late 1970s.[55]>Yeah kill'em! Kill them all!Why are they like this?
>>4946282>groundwater stops at state borders
>>4944232No
>>4945571This. Why are some "people" obsessed with turning the planet into a disgusting ghetto?
Pragmatically, I don't think that naturally doomed species like this are worth the effort it takes to preserve them. If these things can literally only live in one specific hole (and an artificial recreation of said hole), then there's not much future for them no matter what. It's not like other endangered species where there's some hope that one day we can save them and no longer need to look after them.
>>4948613Then let zoos and aquarists collect a few.
Ume, the baby Tapir
Would pests be more accepted in a home if they found a way to make you cum as consolation for what they do to your home?
>>4948130What do you think is hiding in that abdomen?
>>4945392This was so bizarre and random that it made me chuckle a bit. Got to give you that.However, I stopped laughing once I realized that this is most likely your irl autistic fetish.
>>4948599 (Me)Forgot to mention that I'm into clown feet inflation.
>>4948601Well we do live in clownworld now with current politics, might as well be clown-sexual as well haha.
>>4948611haha yeah who would even like seeing a bare footed clown girl with big feet stomping on pies hahaha that would be freaky haha
Why are these fucking everywhere.
>>4947390I don't get why they have so many views, either.They're all extremely shitty, the people speaking usually have a shitty mic and the "animation" is so ass it's almost offensive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAHuf2Skc04Guy don't even know that female and male ducks look different.
>>4947401What the copycats don't understand is that the guy who made the original videos actually knows about biology. The copycats just use chargpt to make a script for them or make videos on extinct animals. Which is fucking retarded because we don't know what their lives were like
>>4947679Kek
>>4947928>india and china polluted the net with their presenceThat's it. Nothing more to say. Hundreds of millions of Indian/Chinese children with autism and access to the internet.>>4948199>What the copycats don't understand is that the guy who made the original videos actually knows about biology.This is just stimming for autistic brown children. They aren't actually really listening to or processing any information. They just turn the volume up and either stand like a robot statue in their room or dance around until the video finishes.
A thread for all birdbros to commiserate and unite against their common enemy.Official Thread Video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjlW_GWuXys
Bird prideWorldwide
>>4920196Superbowl this year was a total STOMPING. Don't mess with BIRDS.
>>4948236stage one
>>4948594stage two
>>4948597stage three
Cats could never do this work in a million years. Dogs won.
Dogs taste better than cats. That's the only reason I sometimes tolerate them certain times of the year.
>>4944671Kinda crazy how the last couple of years its become fine, even encouraged to make the general population suffer other peoples degeneracy/mental illness.
>>4947344You are on 4chan which is a clubehouse for degenerates.You will find that normies don't even know what pupplay is.
>>4943532Felids are pretty much the only major mammal clade that can't be trained to perform any useful tasks Even bears were taught to lift and carry heavy artillery during WW2
wheres the drug cats comic that say fuck the state?
I will never forgive the Chinese for killing off the baiji.
>>4948560I will never forgive you for killing off the auroch or the great auk or the haasts eagle or the dodo or the whateverthefuck
i will never forgive MacArthur for not killing off the Chinese
>>4948573China had the world to tell them to know better. They called it capitalist subversion and did it anyways. Tell me these people can be reasoned withhttps://slate.com/news-and-politics/2015/09/why-drivers-in-china-intentionally-kill-the-pedestrians-they-hit-chinas-laws-have-encouraged-the-hit-to-kill-phenomenon.html
>>4948573Fuck you, chink agent Your brain dead chink marketing is so flimsy and see through. You think anyone falls for this dumb shit?Oooh China is so great me love China long time big brave China man so braveLike is that what you actually think is going to happen when you make these shitty chink marketing posts? Are you gonna post the pc gamer rgb light cities next? Fuck that eyebleed, fuck China, and fuck you.
There is a little mouse living in the cafe where I work. Since I work the night shift, I usually see it flitting around just before I leave. Management knows about it and has been upping the amount of traps, poison, and pest control visits. I would like to help the mouse avoid a gruesome fate, but I'm not sure what to do. I've gone so far as to purchase some non lethal traps - but what next? I thought about taking it home and adopting it, but I've read that taming wild mice is an ill considered idea; the experience can significantly stress them (potentially to death), and they also tend to harbor disease.So what should I do if I catch the mouse? It's cold out and anyplace it might seek shelter will probably lead to a swifter death than if I simply left it to its fate at the cafe.
Please don't support the proliferation of pests, disease and property damage. Why do people these days promote behaviors that are fundamentally ass-backwards and wrong. Like feeding deer etc. It also translates to every facet of this new clown world. Stop it. Thank you.
>>4947385>the experience can significantly stress them (potentially to death)As opposed to being poisoned or worse?>and they also tend to harbor diseaseThis is something low IQ "humans" say about all animals because their urban parasites with no contact with Nature or hygiene. You'll be fine.
>>4947520>This is something low IQ "humans" say about all animals because their urban parasites with no contact with Nature or hygiene.>low IQ "humans" >theirkek
>>4947385>So what should I do if I catch the mouse?Mouse correction!
Me waking up eager to greet my dog (there is no dog he died 2 years ago)
Mine is 12 years old. Won't be long before the inevitable happens. Fuck man, we knew the deal coming in, why is it always so hard?
>>4946593I have vivid dreams about petting my cat while she lays on my belly. You can always meet again in dreams.
Better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all.
I keep accidentally calling my puppy by my deceased dog's name and it makes me sad every time I do
>lamest member of the dromesaurid family gets the coolest nameWhy?
>>4948068they didn't have the muscle to use their claws to slash without causing massive wearthey would have been used like a more extreme version of modern birds of prey, to stab and hold down prey while the raptor bit into it and started eating it alive
>>4948318literally look at the post above you
>>4948324my guess is that protoceratops (which was several times heavier than velociraptor) got the jump on a raptor that was trying to steal eggs/hatchlings, and that's the raptor flailing to defend itself as the proto breaks its arm before they both get smothered by a collapsing dune
>>4948327They were having a dinosaur tea party and Proto choked on a scone. Velocy jumped in to give him the heimlich and was reaching down his throat to remove the lodged scone when a sudden arctic blast froze them both in place, killing them instantly. The other dinosaurs buried them out of respect for their eternal friendship and love.
>>4948308
I planted strawberries in a pot. Who knows how many days it will take for them to bear fruit?
>>4947452I will definitely do this when I decide to plant the next seeds
>>4947130>A healthy tree cannot bear bad fruit,uh yes it can
>>4947475Repent.
>>4947472Good luck, anon. Just so you know, most people start strawberries from bare roots treated with a fungicide. You can make a root wash from yeast that works just about as well.
>>4947892Pests exist, unless you want to consider that disease as well. Either way it seems like you're demanding repentance over a semantics argument. Repent and refer to the Farmer's Almanac for supplemental learning.
What are the benefits of using dogs like backpacks?
>>4948191Reddit
>>4948415Reddit won catfag
>>4948415Go enfluffen your chonkers, kid.
>>4948191>You mean sweet and sour boi?
>>4948184Fresh chinese lunch
The wolverines are coming to rescue you.>Steve Kroschel, says the wolverine's intelligence and powerful sense of smell makes it the perfect candidate for daring mountain rescues.>"Wolverines are so smart that within, I would say, a week, you could train them to do this, to find a human scent," Kroschel said during an interview on CBC Edmonton's Radio Active. "It's just like training dogs. But wolverines are so much more intelligent than a dog."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNgv3opJqoQ>Despite their nasty reputation, he says wolverines are easily tamed."They just really become a companion like no other wild animal that I've ever worked with," Kroschel said. "You can train them to a harness very easily, they love that. And when they're bonded with you, they will follow you around in the mountains like a dog. "And they stay gentle to you, as opposed to wolves, lynx or grizzly or any of the other fur-bearing animals of North America that I work with."https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/wolverines-can-be-taught-to-sniff-out-avalanche-survivors-trainer-says-1.3559850
>>4889768You could never train a cat to do this, not even a large cat
>>4890224Wolverines have been known to become more social in captivity, i.e. forming social groups and having preferred playmates, pair bonding longer, becoming less aggressive towards both conspecifics and other species, etc.
>>4890236No, orangutans are
>>4890758>Google also turns up more results for coyote attacks than jaguar attacksThere are way way way more coyotes than jaguars, especially near human residences
>>4889768That's actually a bear OPSource: It looks like one I think
>a species of fully marine crocodilian called the Murua Gharial lived around the Solomon Islands in Papua New Guinea and only went extinct in the mid holoceneWhy does nobody talk about this? There was a fully oceanic species of gharial that humans pushed to extinction. This plus the arboreal crocodilian in New Caledonia called Mekosuchus really means that we just barely missed out on some sickass crocodiles.
>>4945687TURTLES LAY EGGS ON LAND NIGGA
>>4944835>>4945687Sea turtles aren't considered amphibious despite the females going on land to lay eggs and neither are these guys. It's in the fucking name ***sea*** turtle for fucks sake.
>>4945914Hammurabi was from the fertile crescent not the indus river valley though.
>>4945713>>4945914you're an idiot
>>4945914>Intelligence came from south asia. Jeets were lorded over by an entirely different people for thousands of yearsYeah but those rulers came from outside of South Asia. You can't say this in Jeetland because it's too politically explosive.