THE MOTHERFUCKING TIME HAS COMENOW TELL MEARE YOU READY?
So if elephant or seal wins does this mean we can't nominate stuff like the African or asian elephant specifically or the leapord/harp seal specifically?
>>5152833https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzAfTmC3It0
If we cant see results can op rig it?
AND SO WITH 45 VOTES TO THE LOSER'S 30OUR CHAMPION IS>>5152838
>>5152753Oztiaz
>people willingly choose to buy ugly dogs that can't breathe like pugs and bulldogs over these
>>5148586Huskies are fucking psychopaths. >walk past an unattended husky across the street>it wanders ahead of me>stops to sniff shit>i walk ahead >it wanders further>suddenly intrigued by other dogshit once it passes me>nearing the top of the hill>it's there first>it fucking charges at me downhill>swing my bag at it but the leering shiteater freezes until i'm out of sightNo idea why those fags are so expensive.
I’ve had samoyeds and they’re amazing pets. Never had an issue with them. Agreed that pugs need to be flat out culled. They’re a literal genetic abomination and have no reason to exist. We need to do something about pugs as a society. I’d say mercy killings would be good but honestly we should have some fun with it and bring back dog fighting but only with pugs until they’re all eaten alive and none are left. Absolutely this is the answer to the pug problem. This isn’t the opinion of a psychopath. This is the solution to a serious issue created by weirdos who enjoy owning dogs that can’t breathe. Dogs who shouldn’t exist. We can unify to fix the pug problem once and for all and make things right again.
>>5148586They don't exist in most of the world but bulldog bully hybrid creaturas are common
>>5149177Mauled
>>5150292My husky does that to meCongratulations on getting aggro with a playing dog
>eating pussy
>eating ass
>eat shit
>sucking cock
>>5152440>lesbians eat WHAT?
Are porcupines known to be vicious animals? Why do they attack so many dogs?
>>5149232why were they taking a picture instead of bringing the dog to the vet?
>>5149053He didn't want to look like a bitch in front of his audience.
>>5149053it almost considered eating the quill that was just lodged in its paw. it mustve been really hungry
>>5148207yes, it takes a while to regrow the quills but it isn't like they leave open wounds behind once they detach from the skin. they're meant to do just so>>5149269these fucking hellhounds deserve it. porcus are the heroes we need
>>5149264cat tried to nibble the cactus and got poked, now hes angry
>"harp" seal>it's a fucking lyreNice going, "scientists"
>it's a fucking lyreActually it speaks the truth
>>5152339it's lying about being a harp
I can't, these things are WAY too fucking cute for their own good. I feel like if I stare at them for more than 5 seconds my heart is gonna expl
>>5150673they are really lovely retards
>>5150683They're used enough. More like street food than a staple. I'm in the US and the local Peruvian restaurant will do cuy once or twice a year. It tasted like the best dark meat chicken I've ever had.
>>5152444Just bee yourself
>>5150673
I guess it’s true that both conservatives and liberals like dinosaurs (and mastodons I guess)
>>5145029But enough about your father.
Rexchads always win
>>5139758this feels like another freedom fries tier jingoist stun. associating an animal with a state is already questionable since you don't own the animal and the animals don't recognize your state to begin with, but to take an animal that died before the rocky mountains were born and make it the new bald eagle feels so tasteless and vulgar. like you're actively stealing merit from nature and saying "we BEAUTIFUL AMERICANS created this!"
>>5143818>camelids evolved in north america that means dromedaries are actually an american animalIs it just me, or does this logic seem a little odd?
>>5150532It’s anti rex cope
What is her secret?
>singlefeatheredly propping up the entire fucking Albatross race The absolute madbird
>>5151638>Got a new mate in 2006>Got another new mate in w2024The gilfiest of birds.
>Can't hold on to a mate for longer than a decade>Like 2 surviving kidsPoor performance despite 7 decades in the bird equivalent of creative mode ngl
>>5152650not her fault when the males keep vanishing or fucking dying before her
Why did everyone lie to me as a kid when they told me birds weren't reptiles? My middle school biology teacher was a lying bitch who made me feel stupid for calling birds reptiles.
>>5151904Cladistics is based on evolution, bacteria doesn't just mean single-celled or prokaryote you fucking retard
>>5151914>>5151921>>5151933>Setting midwit shitlibs' tiny pea brains on fire by speaking basic simple truth about their delusional beliefs Works every time. What's weird is that all of you think that animals and plants don't descend from bacteria. That's the strangest thing that you believe out of all of this. Cladistics is still fucking stupid. Claiming you're smart because you just say that anything that comes from something else must still be that thing doesn't actually make you smart. In fact it makes you insane. That's like saying instead of Grandma Johnson being a member of the Johnson family everyone that descends from her is still Grandma Johnson. That's fucking lunacy. But worse it's objectively false. And provably so.
>>5152033you're saying literally nothing
>>5152033>That's like saying instead of Grandma Johnson being a member of the Johnson family everyone that descends from her is still Grandma Johnson. That's fucking lunacy.i agree, because grandma johnson is a specific person, and no one claims that all birds are the same as a specific ancestral species of theirs. your grandma johnson example is analogous to someone saying every bird is an archaeopteryx just because they descend from archaeopteryx (i know they don't, but it's just an example), and funnily enough no one says that, because if they did, they'd be laughed out of the roomsaying all birds are dinosaurs or reptiles or whatever is more directly analogous to claiming that all of grandma johnson's descendants are part of the johnson family, which would obviously be true
>>5152054So now you're going to try to tell me that cladists believe in the family unit? If that's true why do you spend so much time destroying families? By the way that are totally monophyletic, so there's not even actually a good excuse to do it. And yet...As for the rest, you're clearly too stupid and disingenuous to grasp the argument. It's difficult to understand things when you have to spend so much energy lying about what you stand for. You can break this down anyway you want. The Johnson family could be descended from the Smith family but you would say that they were all still the Smiths, which is objectively not correct. Cladists have turned being wrong into a profession. Also it's fucking hilarious that autocorrect keeps trying to call cladists "Cletus".
>is indestructible and invasive in your path
>>5152573>REEEEEEEEEE THERE'S A NON NATIVE SPECIES IN A PLACE THAT HAS BEEN COMPLETELY MODIFIED BY HUMANS AND COVERED IN PAVEMENT!!!!!!! THE ECOSYSTEM IS GOING TO COLLAPSE IN TWO MORE WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!
>>5152576>/an/ - Animals & Nature
DO YOU SEE THIS MATCHUP?seals VS fuckass rodent thing stuck in a reese's boxhttps://strawpoll.com/GeZARep9XyVTHAT'S RIGHT, THIS MATCHUP RIGHT HEREseals VS fuckass rodent thing stuck in a reese's boxhttps://strawpoll.com/GeZARep9XyVONE OF THESE GUYS
>>5152543he's looking for his bucket ;-;
>>5152533>Crows vs Tyrannosaurus
Thank you to everyone who voted seal. I'm not sure if our porpoise friends are still here with us itt, or if they swam back home. But you guys are still in our thoughts, and I'm certain we couldn't have made it this far without you. Elephant enjoyers, get ready we'll see you in the finals.
>>5152563THE TIME HAS COME>>5152563REMOVE THE KIDDIE GLOVES>>5152563PICK UP YOUR VOTE>>5152563AND CAST IT>>5152563NOW NOW NOW
>>5152561Seals are basically water dogs. I'm thinking this is a huge win for dogs.
>find 1 (one) on the back of my neck in a space completely separate from my home>completely lose my mind and feel crawling on my skin for the rest of the day, despite nothing actually being there>falling asleep is now completely impossiblethanks assholes
>>5151372>I would rub garlic all over myselfMight steal this. I cant stop feeling them on me and I need something to convince myself theyre on their way out
>>5150892At least it's not bedbugs but flea infestations are awful, yes. Medicate your pets.
look at this fucking monster, thing was a full millimeter long. I felt it smack into my ankle one morning when I went outside, I could see it without bending over and thought it was dirt. I brushed it off and then it smacked into the same place again so I grabbed it. Guess it fell off one of the deer that walk through at night.
>>5151627I had two dogs from 2004 to 2021 who never got the flea and tick treatment and never had fleas. my current dog will be 5 next mont. never had a flea. 3 grams of garlic 3 times a week. simple as. and before you regurgitate that bullshit about garlic being toxic and causing anemia, my previous dogs lived to 16 and 17 and had blood tests. when my girl was in her last months the vets at the hospital remarked how impressed they were with her blood test results.yeah. garlic is toxic if you give them 20x the recommended dose. guess what happens if you overdose your dog on simparica trio? hell dogs are dropping dead from the recommended dose of that shit
>>5151842Lucky you. I got mine from a cat when my mom kept putting off flea meds. We learned from that. No garlic? Got it.
You can only post in this thread if you post Tasmanian Devils.
>>5152348Very sad
>>5152357Hi
>>5152357they're not even on the same continent much less the same orderget out of here
>>5152369Similar niches tho.Except vinager dogs are also expert swimmers.
I think rats and crabs live pretty hardcore lifes too
>>5150354>Do they have endless wars too?They do. They're territorial and invade other colonies and steal their pups to turn them into workers
>>5150663lolany more?
Define hardcore. Imagine being a Greenland shark and swimming around blind in freezing waters for half a millennia.
>>5150663>spotted hyena>first time you're alone with your gf and see her penis is bigger than yours
The flying snail. It specifically gets eaten by birds so that it can hide in its shell in the bird's belly. Then the bird flies to some other island and poos it out midflight. If it survives, it travels 11 miles, farther than a snail ever could unaided, and it colonises a new area. Between the acid and the drop, they only have a 15% survival rate when making the trip yet still do it. That's hardcore af.They're mostly on Haha-jima in grolious nippon.
>bought border collie 3 months ago>still hasn't forced me to exercise>still fat and depressed>still watch watch tiktok 8 hours a daydid i get lied to? i thought it would change my life
>>5152272>still watch watch tiktok 8 hours a daythat's your problem. never ever use that shit app again.
>>5152272Please post better bait on slow boards anon
