Uh oh, you tried to get intimate with the vacuum cleaner and got electrocuted to death! But its not all bad, you made God laugh with your retardation so he offers you a deal: you get to reincarnate as a random animal and get a chance to live your best life with your past memories intact!https://generator.ninja/animals/random-animals/Roll 1 (one) random animal, tell us what you got, and tell us what you do with your newfound chance at a fresh start!
>>4932902BTW the page will always open with the same animal, so hit generate at least once.
>>4932902I dont think thats right
>>4932902>newfound chanceFunny, I rolled a NEWFOUNDland.I run around a field imagining I'm a wolf on the hunt, and then nuzzle with my owner~
I can already tell this thread will have plenty of YJKs
You just know
>>4932902It just had to be the one animal who's life i always thought seemed like agony
>termiteactually based, I think I'd like the simplicity of eusocial purpose
you just know.
>>4932902>from shit life to short lifewell
>>4932902See how far I can fling my shit
i think something's off here
>>4932914I also got a picture of an elephant. But, as a piranha, I will imagine a wounded elephant stumbling into my little corner of the river, only to get mercilessly devoured my me and my fellow piranhas.
>>4933009You're clearly not a runner. I think being a hummingbird would be fucking awesome, just flirting around sucking nectar all day.
>fucking snailC'est fini before it even began
>>4933375As long as you can survive through childhood without someone kidnapping you to film themselves torturing you for money then you will be ok
>>4932902>Hamsterwell fuckguess I'm gonna get flushed down the toilet or microwaved or fed to a dog or accidentally starved
>>4932902>Maine CoonI've always wanted to be a cat :3It's perfect :3333
>>4932902Well I get to see what flight is like so that’s neat. I dunno if I’d appreciate having all my past memories intact, I’d probably just complain about how shitty is is to be stuck outside in thunderstorms and whatnot, I just wouldn’t be able to do it aloud anymore. I guess I’d just fly around and do loon stuff until I get blasted by a hunter and put on a dinner table.
I'm not sure how to think about this. If I'm lucky I can get caught by an exotic pet dealer and get sold to someone who actually knows what the fuck they're doing and live in a cozy aquarium for the rest of my life.
>>4935171Forgot image due to mental retardation.
While I like the idea of being a peaceful giant just gracefully floating about in beautiful tropical waters as my food enters my mouth, I'd rather not end up getting finned by some third worlders or fucked up by a boat.
>>4932902uuuh ok I guess, weird looking feline though f a m
have sex with a cougar
>>4932902>purple emperorThat's fucking gay, what the hell. Apparently they only live a few weeks.
>>4933413I don't think it would be fun if you have to do it or else you die
>>4932902https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uv8Ej4CEoQ
