>Seny Zogba was working in a cassava field in Bossou, Guinea, when the chimpanzee came from behind and bit her before dragging the 8-month-old baby from her arms and into the forest.>The baby’s mutilated body was found 3km from the Nimba Mountains Nature Reserve, with witnesses fearing the chimp may have used tools to butcher the infant.>The attack has been blamed on famous mature Western chimpanzee Jeje, who belongs to a small troop in the region known for their human-like use of tools.What are chimps trying to say?
why was an 8 month old baby working in a field
Their tools were birth control
>>4884085kek what a ribster
>>4884085So the chimp pitied a human baby. They're definitely related to us.
>>4884127Obviously you're attempting at being facetious but the real answer is: her mother was working in the field. The baby was being carried. In many poor places, the mother has to both work the fields and take care of a newborn at the same time, while the father just works a job and thinks it's hard, lmao.I empathize with these mothers in a lot of poor places. My wife had medical complications post-birth that extended (well, extends, as it is ongoing) well past my parental leave, so during the newborn phase, I worked a full time job and was with the baby 100% of the overnight and after work. Waking up every 2-3 hours then working a full day for months is not fun, 100% do not recommend. I'm an engineer so at least my job wasn't physically demanding.>inb4 nanny Having a full-time nanny and not being present when the newborn isn't even three months old yet is insane and incredibly risky.>inb4 familyNot everyone is lucky enough to have family close and capable enough of helping, and against during these first couple months, bringing in more people is not a good idea in many levels.
>>4884085>the chimpanzee came from behind and bit her before dragging the 8-month-old baby from her arms and into the forest.Monkey Gear Solid: Baby Eater
>>4884085dey was sum african chimps, we isnt like dat doe
I’m willing to bet they used one of his friends for bushmeat, and this was his revenge.
>>4884271You are a good man, I hope your wife will recover fully.
>>4884271this is not reddit and this board is not your blog for your retardation
>>4884230>pityyou're treading forsaken ground
>>4885203nta but how about you slurp my balls. you don’t need to type up the sound of every cum bubble you cough up you gay little retard.
>>4885203got all your homework done for school tomorrow bud?
honestly think its beyond time we teach them a lesson they'll hope they dont forget
>>4884085Putting animals on trial should've never went away. Lock him up.
Unrelated, but I couldn't find a Chimp general. Interesting video I came across.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0eWViFdkbY
>>4884085based
>>4884085kys AI posting retard
>>4885623Im sure it was revenge, those people should be locked up for obliterating the chimp's habitat and population
>>4884085nice
>>4884085jej
>>4884085based chimp
>>4885203>no argument>”saar this isn’t reddit”get out
>>4884085He's just practicing our ancestral traditions of killing people who look different than you and eating their children.
>>4884085Ok so are the villagers gonna start butchering chimps who stray out of the forest or will they let it slide?
>>4884085Chimps dindu nuffins
>>4885203>nooooo you must Either shit post or insult people!!!>no elaborate answer!!!>also no elaborate format!!!Is someone grumpy cuz he didn't get his warm glass of cum? Kys
>>4884271The anon I aspire to be...
>monkey learns to use tools>smart enough to realize that by using tools he will soon be just like the hairless apes toiling in fields for money and taxes>rejects humanity and saves the infant a lifetime of suffering in the processWe must return....Return to monke....
>>4884271The chimpanzee wasn't necessarily in the wrong.
>>4884271Inb4 dont create a mini me dress up dolly that will mostly have a shitty life
>>4884085Good chimp
>>4884271I bet those moms with 8 month old babies working in the field lose the baby fat and have a husband wanting to create siblings.While some lazy american uses it as an excuse to stay fat, then cries about related health complications.Sure there can be real issues, but most are usualy self inflicted. 'Oh no I overindulged while pregnant because I was fat and immobile anyways, and now the effort to get in shape again is so much greater than ever before that I just won't and will be a victim.'No get off your butt and tighten up that body again woman. You are not the child.
>>4884561Based
>>4884561What kind of person would eat a chimp??
>>4884085I bet they were harassing the chimps
>>4884085Good, one less horror in the worldTotal African destruction. Give that entire continent back over to nature.
>>4899888if Africans behaved like Europeans, all of their megafauna would be extinct by now
>>4901133They do, it's literally only because Europe introduced the idea of "poaching is bad" and hired Africans to shoot other Africans to stop it. And it's driven by China being stone-age motherfuckers who think ground up elephant tonsils or whatever the fuck will give you a boner.
>>4901258>And it's driven by China being stone-age motherfuckersThe Chinese are more advanced than Europeans.
>>4884085jeje earned that child. It was his to do anything he wanted.Child remains should be grateful for glory monkey death
>>4901756not by a mile. 70% of them are in enforced rural poverty.
>>4884085I'm surprised the people who lived there didn't get mad and team up to hunt down every Chimpanzee in the area
>>4885203>anon asks question>receives actual response>hurr this isnt redditYou need to be 18 yrs or older to post here.
>>4896519? have sex
>>4884085*allegedly https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z_7W4Td7Fxo
>>4901133ah yes, like how the medieval english killed the famously docile and non-territorial wolves, just as the modern Rwandans must slaughter the violent giraffes, which are eating their livestock.
>>4903143>Mammoths>Woolly rhinos>Megaloceros>AurochsAnon...
>>4904034>mammoths wiped out by paleo-europeans>wooly rhinosee above>megalocerossee above>auroch isn’t extinct.
>>4884271>the mother has to both work the fields and take care of a newborn at the same time, while the father just works a job and thinks it's hard, lmao.Yeah, >>4885203 was right.You're a pathetic and retarded faggot.
>>4884563>>4885615>>4885619>>4892625>>4894732>>4894780>>4894780>>4895424He more than likely made that entire story up. You're genuinely a brainless idiot for falling for it.
>>4884085Chimps always do that shit to enemy chimp troops. That means it probably saw the woman and her baby as a fierce enemy chimp. Brutal.
>>4902884sex isn't real and doesn't happen, stop antagonizing internet strangers for fun
>>4904815Is this some bizarre /pol/ cope?
>>4904969>>4885203>got cummed on so hard that he had to sockpuppet to defend himselfLOL!
>>4904815>paleo-europeansYou aren't helping your point, anon.
>>4903143So why did Europeans kill the dodo bird and other harmless animals?
>>4884271>I'm an engineerIs that why you type like a fucking fag?>Having a full-time nanny and not being present when the newborn isn't even three months old yet is insane and incredibly riskyBitch, shut the fuck up, communal child rearing has been a thing for thousands of year.
>>4904815Aurochs are extinct
>>4884271racist /pol/tards think chimps are more intelligent than Africans
>>4884085And nothing of value was lost
>>4909170wrong
>>4904992Chimps also hunt smaller primates for food all the time.
>>4905374we don't live in the 1800s anymore. Nowadays there's only individual nannies who may kill or rape your baby
>>4905365>Europeansno, pseudo-whites did that
>>4884085What are you trying to say? Killing the young of another species is par for the course for all animals. Why? Because they can. Even humans do it, to their own species I might add, and often times with consent and compensation from the parents. Why? Because they can.
>>4905003Yes. As well as the fun argument of "ancient humans didn't cause megafaunal extinctions it was all a coincidence no really believe me"
>>4911073Megafauna died because of natural climate change
>>4910595 Yeah, like he said, Europeans.>>4912368Why? Previous climate changes didn't wipe out every big animal.
>>4910595the Dutch are pseudo-whites?
>>4910595what's a pseudo-white?
>>4884085The locals were probably provoking the chimps in some way
>>4893244looking forward to all-out machete war between africans and monke
>>4908078chimps are africans
>>4908078I don’t think it’s unfair to say that your average chimpanzee has more ingenuity than any African.
>>4917015What kind of structures have chimps built that can rival the Great Wall of Zimbabwe?
>>4903143Woolves attack cattle and elephants attack farms. Seems like they get to kill those grey fuckers.
>>4918665Cattle ranching is wholly unnecessary at any level of social development so actually the wolves did not have it coming. No one needs anything more than penned in chickens. Crop agriculture is non negotiable
>>4918667Wool from sheep was necessary back when other garments weren't easily manufactured You also need cows or goats for milk
>>4884085>tool-using chimpanzeeFor the last timeChimps don't use tools...Only humans use tools.A drill is a tool. A calculator is a tool. Picking up a rock or holding a sponge in your mouth is not using a tool...Eating termites on a blade of grass is not using a tool...I am not a tool user if I pick up a rock..
>>4920104Cain disagrees, redditor.
>>4920104>I am not a tool user if I pick up a rock..Yes, you are. What do you think a mallet is? A tool used for bludgeoning. Likewise, a rock in this context is a tool used for bludgeoning. Go back, brainlet.
>>4920128A mallet has to be made from multiple parts. A rock is not made. It is found. Therefore it is not a tool.A carpenter uses tools. I am not a carpenter because I pick up a rock.Humans have made powertools. You never hear about powerrocks.
>>4918667>>4918730Also their dung were used for agriculture, which resulted in even more crops and overabundance in food (both herbs and animal-based). The very first logistics made make civilization happen was to properly store food, especially during famine.>>4920104>Picking up a rock or holding a sponge in your mouth is not using a tool...>Eating termites on a blade of grass is not using a tool...>I am not a tool user if I pick up a rock..That is still tool use tard. You manipulate the environment (as in organic matter) to complete a task helping you to surviive. All apes do this and even some old world monkeys also use rocks to crack open potential foods. The more complex way humans use tools is vital to our surivial because chimps live in isolated ecosystems in deep rain forests or in edges of African savanna bushes, humans do not.
The entire world agrees that chimps use tools and then there’s this anti-ARA nutjob more desperate to strip things from animals than the pseudo-scientific ethologist hacks that insist they don’t have emotionsThey do this because their moral base is simultaneously anthropocentric and atheistic so they value life based on similarity to humans. If chimps use tools, that gives chimps value which is bad to regressives like him. When animals use compound and modified tools he outright denies it. It invalidates his morals. It can not exist. He is a zealot.
>>4920295>>4920300For the last time, a rock is not a tool. Is a grain of sand a tool? The only thing separating a rock from a grain of sand is the size.Do ants use tools because they pile up sand for their anthills?Do you think ants are intelligent? Do you feel bad if you step on one? Should people who step on ants be charged with animal cruelty because they killed an intelligent tool-using being?
>>4920104>>4920132They sharpen sticks into spears retard
>>4920307Do ants use grains of sand to crack open nuts?
>>4884085lol Chimps are driving other primates to extinction.>Correlated with an estimated decline of ∼89% in the red colobus population was an increase in encounter rates with chimpanzee parties. Our data, along with the unusually high rates of predation by chimpanzees on red colobus at Ngogo and the fact that the chimpanzee community at Ngogo is the largest ever recorded, support the conclusion that the red colobus decline was caused primarily by chimpanzee predation. This seems to be the first documented case of predation by one nonhuman primate causing the population decline in another.https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/ajp.20965/abstract;jsessionid=65605294E8F8F3CEA9E7BEE3A1672BDF.f01t02
>>4920329Ants build mini pyramids out of sandIs that not tool use?
Yo I got a tool RIGHT HERE
>>4920334No, tool use is not stacking rocks. It’s using rocks as tools. Do they use grains of sand to crack open tiny nuts or not?
>>4920307We literally just had a thread that was driven into the ground by this tool use discussion. If you can’t even define what a tool is then shut the fuck up
>>4920356Ants are among a few invertebrates that can use certain tools. For example, some ants can use debris and soil grains to transport liquid food. Although there has been evidence showing that ants can select the most efficient tools in transporting liquid food, little is known about their flexibility in using a specific tool under environmental pressure.Black imported fire ants Solenopsis richteri Forel, can use sand grains as a tool for foraging.The results support our hypothesis. Solenopsis richteri indeed adjusted their strategy of tool use in response to increased drowning risks. Due to their hydrophobic cuticle, S. richteri can float on water surface to forage directly with the minimal risk of drowning. However, when the drowning risk was elevated by reducing the surface tension of sugar water in a food container by the addition of surfactant, ants used sand grains to build a structure that could effectively function as a syphon instead of directly foraging inside the container. This sand structure could draw sugar water out of the container then to be collected by the ants, which not only reduced the drowning risk of ants, but also provided a larger operational space for their collection of sugar water.https://besjournals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/1365-2435.13671#:~:text=Ants%20are%20among%20a%20few,directly%20foraging%20inside%20the%20container.Ant workers showed a clear preference for certain materials to be used as tool objects. Tool selection was also shaped by familiarity with the material as ants developed a preference for artificial tools with a good soaking capacity that cannot be found in their natural environmenthttps://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0003347216302925#:~:text=%E2%80%A2,be%20used%20as%20tool%20objects.There you goAnts use toolsBetter not step on oneAnts are sentient being and tool-using geniuses
>>4920364No one ever said an animal is more valuable because it uses toolsIt has been said that you fear this and redefined tools because you think monkeys using rock hammers confers human rights, based on your repeated crying about mythical animal activists. Which is absurd. Value comes from humanity not tool use.
>>4920364Tool use does not confer sentience nor is it a measure of an animal’s inherent worth
>>4920369>>4920375NTA but there are "animal rights" orgs trying to argue in court that cetaceans and elephants should be granted the same "human rights" and legal status as humans.
>>4918420The initial claim is that the tallest stone structure made in pre colonial (European) sub-Saharan Africa is shorter than a termite mound. The tallest medieval sub-Saharan African stone structure is the Great Zimbabwean enclosure at 32-35 feet (9.7-10.7 meters) high and the tallest termite mound is 42 feet (12.8 meters) high; making the claim factually correct. Also from what I was able to find, the structure isn’t uniform nor was it consistently that tall, it was much shorter for the majority of the structure… the structure which is only 820 feet (249.9 meters) in circumference that was built over a period of around four hundred years (11th century to 15th century) until the ‘city’ was abandoned. I found that the wall was up to 20ft (6 meters) thick in some places, so let’s assume the wall has a consistent maximum height of 35 feet and a consistent maximum thickness of 20 feet (even though it didn’t/doesn’t); 35x820=28,700 ft; 28,700x20= 574,000 ft total volume, so over the span of 400 years (365x400=146,000 days); 574,000/146,000= 3.9315 ft per day… so we’re looking at a workforce of tens? hundreds? averaging a rate of dry stacked non-mortared stone wall of only around 3.9ft (1.189 meters) per day; assuming maximum dimensions, but in reality given the lack of uniformity, we’re probably looking at a rate of stone stacking closer to 2ft (0.61 meters) per day. The only thing I find remarkable about this wall, assuming the initial inputs are correct, is how remarkably slow it was built and how poorly it was done. By the way, the inclusion of mortar is important as lack of mortar indicates a lack of mortar technology, lack of knowledge surrounding mortar. Anyway, I feel as though you aren’t being objective with this take, perhaps your egalitarian presuppositions are clouding your judgement.
>>4884085why are chimps so universally evil, cruel and violent?
>>4921088>multiplying circumference by width and heightlol wut>3.9 (cubic) feet = 1.19 (cubic) metersshit nigger what are you doingi highly recommend you use units in your calculations next time, retard-kun
>>4920595And the consequences of this are you can’t lock them in a cage for funsies. Nothing else will change. If they want to shoot them they will simply say the elephants are jewish colonists or tutsi roaches. Big deal.
>>4922216pretty sure he used a knockoff of chat gpt
>>4922168How is retaliating against humans that are encroaching on your habitat evil?
>>4922168Because they're related to humans
>>4922168These chimps did nothing wrong.
>>4884085>learns how to use tools>learns how to kill for no reason, other than funWow they really are our ancestors
>>4922168All primates are
>>4922522exactly, the humans were provoking the chimps
>>4910594>we don't live in the 1800s anymoreMuch of the third world is still effectively in the 1200s anon.
>>4921088>The initial claim is that the tallest stone structure made in pre colonial (European) sub-Saharan Africa is shorter than a termite mound. The tallest medieval sub-Saharan African stone structure is the Great Zimbabwean enclosure at 32-35 feet (9.7-10.7 meters) high and the tallest termite mound is 42 feet (12.8 meters) high; making the claim factually correct.What's the tallest structure that chimpanzees have built?
>>4920331based
>>4884271I bet there were days you were so exhausted that you wished you lived near a pack of chimps, huh?You sound like a good husband and father. Good shit, mate.
