How do you feel about macaques /an?
i like seeing them getting tortured with pliers and a car battery
>>4847303:(
I'm a primate supremacist so I love all monkeys and apes.
>>4847302I love these lil niggas.It's a real pity all their threads are just shitflinging now. Leave the shitflinging to the actual monkes.
Will the abuse of these little animals ever stop? I still see thousands of baby monkey videos on youtube.
>>4847302I pity them
>would love to have a monkey bro>keeping them as pets is unethical and makes them sad because they don't have a troop>they don't understand the concept of day jobs so they freak out if you leave them alone
>>4847536The only way to have a real monkey friend would be probably to befriend a wild one. But would a monkey like to befriend a human?
>>4847555>The only way to have a real monkey friend would be probably to befriend a wild onePretty much
>>4847555>>4847584https://youtu.be/hr7M4SagHFQ?feature=shared>wildHe knows.
>>4847302they're kawaii
>>4847605that's super cool
>>4847302Words can't express how much i wish they were good pets, but alas, twasn't meant to be
>>4847302they bite and break my bones and poopoo peepee everywheredont like em
>>4847654I guess it's like corvids. Their intelligence, mischievousness and strong family bonds and complex social structures that make them cool also makes them impossible pets.
I hate them but I didn't want them to get hurt. I just want them to stay the hell out of my bins.
Was thinking of writing the Total macaqueshit death pitypasta buy i dont feel like itI would love tò befriend a primate, I Always wondered of they realize that we are related tò them like we doI really want to hug a monki so bad bros
>>4847302The babies look like tiny old men and it makes me laugh
>>4847302Ever since I started reading jttw I've gained more interest in monkeys, especially macaques, there's something charming about them. Id like to pet either a Japanese or Barbary macaque they look cuddly.Sadly now I get recommended pity videos on yt because I went on a spree of watching monkey videos one day
>>4847722I'm sure monkeys look at us as weird, huge monkeys with no fur or tails.
>>4847703Might have to take an opposite approach and become the monkey's pet in the wild.
>>4847329>it’s a real pityDammit anon
If you made a pile of all the pitied monkeys how big would it be?
>>4847948I'm not sure, there was a time where pity channels were changing monkeys on almost a monthly basis
>>4847757I wonder why baby monkeys and apes have wrinkly faces but human babies have lots of fat around their faces
