>>4840719these dudes have the creepiest callhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlMjxMxq-b0picture this but half a dozen of them all slightly out of tune with one another, at 4am and all distant and echoey
>>4840724Clean it up janny
Your thoughts on Muntjacs?They're a type of deerThe moving parts on their faces are scent glands
>>4840850I want to stick my finger in it
>>4840722
>>4840850I want to stick my penises in it
>>4840789Has he been trained to do that? Surely a dog would have no reason to do that unless it has been trained to do that.
>>4840877>t. has never had a dogThey're not instinct robots. They're conscious thinkers and actually do stuff on their own.They also look at their owners constantly which causes joyless bug people to say "this is a trained trick!" as if people making one whole youtube video and nothing else are going to spend 4 weeks training their dog to do that
>>4840720I love interspecies animal frens videos!
>>4840879>They also look at their owners constantlyThat makes sense, dogs have been bred to be quite social, and they're descended from wolves who are pack animals, and owners provide food for dogs.But I just didn't think that dogs would know that fish need water. And also, why would a dog help a fish? Maybe it's to do with fetching behaviour or something.
>>4840915dogs like dropping things in water for funthis dog figured out that fish move when dropped in water which adds to the fun
>>4840917Fair enough, maybe that's it
>>4841048I think it's popcorn
>>4841038Crazy that there are animals in the world that I have never seen or heard of
>>4840879>They're not instinct robotslol
>>4841078Ever heard of a tree porcupine? They look like regular porcupines except they have long, unquilled tails that are instead, covered in soft fur. They can hang from tree limbs with their tails like opossums and also have paws better suited to grasping rather than digging. They sound like Mickey Mouse.I think they're neat
>>4840725Is rolling around in sand really that comfy?
>>4841203It is, you should try it.
>>4841079If dogs are instinct robots so are humans.
>>4841203Touch sand, loser.
>>4841051Lol, bro never had a chance. That smug bitch isn't even sprinting
>>4840725Where can I buy a cat like that?
>>4841220>That smug bitch isn't even sprintingit just need to follow the deer to be there when it will become too week from poisonous bite, that's their way of hunting
>>4841220Like the other anon said, if the deer is even scratched it's fucked. Komodo dragons also have an excellent sense of smell so septic wounds will lead them to any escaped prey. It's so good that menstruating women aren't brought to see Komodos since they can smell the period blood.
>>4841220well its a good thing he wasnt sprinting either
>>4841220that smugness probably got him nipped, now its all over
>>4841257>>4841265it's a mixture of both rotten saliva and venom produced by it's gland located in the cheeck. heard they want to check if crocs got it too. never heard of it again
>>4841199
>>4841283why'd ya post the tiktok version ?
>>4841293https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/binturong%20pop%2A/
>>4841283Some retards think they could fight this.
>>4840716If sully had a baby with an arthropod
>>4841312Someone I knew back in high school figured out the technique
>>4841051>>No means no
>>4841265Is this them also periodically dissecting the meat for inspection, or is the rot literally causing it to explode outward?
>>4841322do not grab the anus!
>>4840853>jackrabbit
>>4841265Wait, did Matt bite the deer too?
>>4841275are foxes dangerous? pretty sure i saw one during a hike last month.
>>4841493Probably not unless it's rabid
>>4841493They might nip if they think they can't run but they aren't aggressive towards anything human-sized.
>>4841544This among us game is hard. Don't know who the imposter is with all this shape shifting
>>4841211can a dog write a symphony?
>>4841564Can you?
>>4840718Why did it get so mad?
>>4841570Humans can.
>>4841371im guessing the latter
>>4841544whats the idea here?
>>4841544Proof that toxoplasmosis is real in cats
>>4841591some humans can. you can not. and you will never. i guess you're an instinct robot.
>>4841493Unless it's a rabid one, they're harmless. They're much smaller than they look and not aggressive at all. Worst that could happen is having your finger nibbled if you're trying to hand feed one (they tend to go for quick chomps rather than sniffs like with a dog).
>>4841493All wild animals are dangerous to humans insofar as they'll attack if they're threatened and think they can't flee.
>>4841697
>>4841224>Buy? You can only submit.
>>4841646Low IQ post.
>>4840716
>>4841750this sound will make birds land on the ground in front of them and just accept their deaths
>>4841493Only to chickens, and even then a mean rooster will beat a fox 9 times out of 10. Cats easily beat up foxes despite being half the size. Any dog will chase off a fox.
>>4841712mad cuz bad.
>>4841283>that shit staminano wonder humans won
>>4841853you're retarded
>>4840863kill yourself
>>4841493yes extremely. you're lucky to be alive anon
>>4841754big one looks like david schwimmer
>>4841968THAT'S why it looked so familiar. Fucking Schwimmer
>>4842042Why do some zoomer memes start with "not"? I don't quite parse this one.
>>4842052Zoomer meme or not, it looks like a typo to me. Probably meant to say "note".
>>4841753These idiots must be feeding their cats literally like once a day.
>>4842052You can usually spot where they started typing something decided it wasn't funny enough deleted half the text then started typing again. It leaves a lot mixed tenses and unnatural linkages. In their head it makes sense but they don't proof read anything.
>>4841925ya seething?
>>4842137EY LIL DONNIE
>>4842137YO LIL DONNIEI JUST TOOK A SHIT ON THE FLOOR AND SCOOTED MY BUTT ACROSS THE CARPET BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T CLEAN THE LITTERBOX FAST ENOUGHHOW DO YA LIKE THEM APPLES???
>neverending story theme starts playing
>>4842042>fuck off we're full
>>4842089>don't proof readNor can they. Give it 6 months and the AI voice will be writing the captions too.
>>4840716He looks like he wants to give me a free assault rifle and encourage me to finish my manifesto
>>4841575Adult swim time
>>4843351
>>4843354https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36M-NwEFSOc this played in my head
>>4841493There are lots of foxes around my suburban area, I see them pretty often, and they've never been dangerous to me. I walked past one in the evening a couple weeks ago, just a couple metres away, and it just stood there looking at me.I guess the main worry in a suburban area with foxes is to make sure your bin has a lid on it. Otherwise they will tear open your bin bags all over the road because they want the food scraps inside.There was a fox that was recently making a lot of noise in my local area. One evening it stood in the road, just outside our house, and was just shouting over and over. I don't think it's breeding season (when they often make noise) so perhaps it was just shouting to warn off other foxes from its territory. I read that this can be a reason they shout.
>>4843406REMOVE BUG
I have similiar issues with boars in my country side
Anyone got that clip of the tiny horse in the fish tank in that chinese lab? It 404'd before I could save it.
>>4843406Interesting that they dont eat the bug. Evolution probably programmed us to avoid the bugs and see them as nuisance rather than food
>>4843781He simply does not wish to live in ze pod.
>>4840724aw nah he shit ees self
>>4843914pussy magnet
>>4842052>>4842063>>4842089Holy fuck you people are old.
>>4841199Goddamn cute
>>4841575almost like, mama bear afraid cubs would break the pool by sitting on edge
>>4841197good lord, that's a handsome smile
>>4842052I think it has to do with good ol' stupidity. He saw that written in another video he found funny, so he has to do it the exact same way. Like those " X but is Y" video titles.
>>4841283>>4843912>Bears training camp
>>4841048It's popcorn anon
>>4841493>pretty sure i saw one during a hike last monthAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>4843914They can smell fish.
>>4844017Oh, is *this* why American coffee tastes the way it does?
>>4844094Yes, Europeans usually use falcon shit but it's just not the same.
>>4844214guy mustve felt great for a solid week after
>>4844214
>>4844222>I love you all, please send me animal pictures on discord my discord is collectorzani>LOVE! LOVE! LOVE! I like pretending to be you it is fun, I think I'll have to just live with this voice, this half-consciousness being within me, I don't think it's able to ever depart, I think I create it I may be able to transform it into someone else or something else, I can make it whatever I want, it is not ALL the time bad, I just need to find others who have this voice speaking back to them, LOVE! Well when the voice is nice I then apologize, do I give into the voice or do I suppress it, I don't know I genuinely am unable to "talk to myself" I just have this feeling that I'm never alone like I just say thoughts to the voice
>>4842167This is just animal abuse
>>4844331That's actually playing in some theaters this weekend... 40th anniversary.
>>4844331Maybe it's not Karen
>>4844221This never gets old. Rekt. I hate birds so much.
>>4844221lmao stupid duck
>>4844214How did they get up there in the first place? Doesn't seem like the kind of site a duck would pick to nest. I'd immediately assume foul play if he wasn't white.
>>4844222meds now
>>4840863>penises>pluralwhat are you?
>>4840750Pigcupine
>>4844594some 50yo dude with that look isn't making viral bait
>>4843406>I-will-not-eat-the-bugs.webm
>>4844512Damn it, Schroedinger got another one...
>>4840720One of the signs of the apocalypse
>>4844221NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>4844221
>>4843447Alhamdulillah
>>4844594No, ducks nest on the ground.
>>4842052It's funny because he says it's not that but it actually is
>>4844354>"look at her hanging there. She looks like a giant tea bag"
>>4845035>giant tea bagContemplate the flavour.
>>4844713She did it on purpose, didn't she?
>>4841544>spare me and I'll show you where the others are sleeping
>>4842066>cats all look fine, healthy>literally>likeThe idiot is you.Verification not required
>>4843998Zoomzoom faggot detected
>>4844410Brownoid hands typed this post
>>4840719>meep
>>4844435Eric threw them up there
>>4844354
>>4845497If these were Pitbull puppies it would've been a very different story
>no one:>nobody on this site:>not a single person alive:>not even Homer Simpson:>redditors: WHAT ABOUT THE SHITBULLS!?!?!!!??What causes this behaviour?
>>4845674What causes zoomers to type like fucking retards?
>>4845694Probably the fact that they're fucking retards.
>>4844713>Surprise workout kids!
>>4844214What a champ that guy was!
>>4845674
>>4845674>4channer: fuck pitbulls>4channer: yeah kill them all>4channer: they're not dogs, they're vermin>redditor: hello my fellow 4channers. pitbulls sure are rage comic epic right? only redditors hate sweet little velvet hippos. go back! us real 4channers love pitties!>4CHADner: N
>>4845611https://desuarchive.org/an/search/image/UVO0oAQpo0qGE5a8QaPy9g/Paleoschizo newfag's favorite webmWhy is he so obsessed with this specific pitbull attack
>Archive schizo out of nowhereWhat the fuck is his problem?
>>4845804Anon that image has been posted for years. If you think it's localized to one schizo, you may be the newfag.
>>4845815MD5 search localizes it to one degraded, resaved copy probably from imgur/reddit.
>>4845639haha but enough about your obsession
>>4845097it's probably like watching one of those AI videos where things just morph into other things and if you didn't pay close attention to the exact transformation happening you might have been like "wasn't there a.... what the fuck? where is it now?"
>>4842042>>4842052why zoomers feel the need to put a caption that adds nothing to the video
>>4845813>"its bussin fr no cap"
>>4841051>Leave it, fatty.
>>4840928>HURR DURR HURR DU- ACK!!!
>>4841219Kek.
>>4845804???I'm not paleoschizo, dude. I've had that webm for years and completely forgot about it. You seriously might want to spend some time off of this site, go talk to actual people in real life.
>>4845993I also feel the need to state that I'm more of a dog person, both because I have a severe allergy to cats and every dog I've ever met has been extremely friendly to me. I just thought it was a funny vid so I saved it
>>4844231oh wow I know the person who posted that, now that's something I wasn't expecting to see herethank you for highlighting it, grim stuff
>>4845813>looks like food>smells like food>can't eat it for some reason????
>>4845674What the fuck is this shit
>>4846175>Runch to go!
>>4846175>they see me rollin'
>>4840850ULTRA COOL
>>4846177The faggiest of animals: The Zoomer (Homo Sexualis)
>>4841224it's a manul, they're exceedingly rare and endangered. You can see one at a zoo, though.
>>4845131Kek, why did he do that?
>>4845803NOOOOOOOOOO you can't just say the one forbidden word to completely annihilate me!!! out of spite I will shove heavy fireworks up the ass of the first pitty I see to annihilate them
>>4846237>I will shove heavy fireworks up the ass of the first pitty I see to annihilate themBased ngl
>>4846175>chinese>well-trained dog>doesn't flinch when pettedhow is this possible???
giwtwm
>>4844354>return pre contact
>>4845423No fucking way thats real
>>4846720
>>4846720you'd be surprised....
>>4840863YWNBAW
>>4841220>bro [X]fuck off black to tiktok with that zoomerspeak
>>4846410thats a lot of cum
>>4842167So what he just hard lands on top of his dog?
>>4846751what did he mean by this
>>4846803You don't shrimple as
The forbidden banana juice
>>4841753why bother with these dumb machines if you are at home
who fed nuclear juice to that thing lol
>>4844037indeed
>>4842052They speak like niggers, who are retarded
>>4847262Because cats puke if they cant get 4 meals a day including one in the middle of the night
>>4842052its like that famous Deep Purple song you know, "it ain`t me".
>>4846175The cutest .webm currently on this site.
>>4844410They are all rescued in the full video, nigger. Kill yourself.
>>4844713She is just ensuring only the strongest remain
>>4842184this must have been in Key West. I've heard chickens roam freely down there
>>4845817Wow, you found yourself a meme
>>4847738I've never fed my cats more than three meals per day. Breakfast, dinner and once before I go to sleep. In between is just a snack every now and then
>>4846733>it actually was real all this timeholy fuck
>>4841564idk but they can sing in a choir
>>4842167dog looks drugged out of his mind
