crocodilians thread
it's so cute how mother alligators will carry the babies in their mouths
>>4843208He looks so smug
>>4843526>honey, im home!
Probably the coolest looking animals of all time
I love crocs so much bros
>>4844136>>4844141Why are they always so happy?
>>4843171aaaww, didn't know that
>>4843171And gharials on top of their head and back, lacking a broad mouth.
>>4844150That photo is older than AI image generation
>>4844072BIG WHITE CROC
>>4844143Because they're retarded
>>4843166
>>4844993Actually the best way to tell an alligator from a crocodile is to let it kill you. If it pretends to be a log and kills you when you swim by, you've got an alligator! If it comes out of the water and drags you back in to kill you, it's a crocodile!
>>4845157What would happen if she stopped?
>>4844995AsteroidsNot even once
>>4845412Do you think our caveman ancestors would be ashamed of us for not domesticating war crocs?
>>4845580I don't know, they must have been terrified of them, back then you had to eventually get close to the shore whether you want to or not
>>4845580no, they were scared shitless by them, what do you think the tarasque is
Are they strong (?) enough to stand on their hind legs?
>>4846776no, their spines cannot curve that fartheir tails are far too longtheir legs are too shorttheir pelvic is in the wrong orientationtheir hips cannot rotate that fartheir center of mass is too far forwardcomback when you invent a time machine and go back a couple million years and then youll find bipedal crocs
>>4846881This is quite disappointing.
>>4844143they're moisturized and in their lane, peak evolution hence largely unchanged for millions of years. gatorchads keep winning
>>4843169>caiman here. no problems.
