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ARE YOU A MADMAN?
This was a good thread thank you guys.
>Age of the Ring 10.0 versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAevXT0kLL0We're so back.
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>>749545605>*posts a 3/10 modded troon*
>>749545662fpbp
What is the best video game of all time?
>its too easy!no it's not, Im getting fucking slaughtered in the inverse castle. Some of these rooms are so packed with bullshit enemies the only viable path is mist cheesing your way through it all. Why did /v/ lie to me?
>>749538857Nah Elden Ring is pretty easy, it's just that people say you're cheating the game if you do anything besides Roll and R1. Just using a shield and guard counters will trivialize so many bosses.
>>749539838I don't think that glitch exists outside of the PS1 version either?
>>749543102The inverse castle is NOT the best part of the game, are you crazy?
>>749543334The PS1 version was riddled with bugs, I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of them were fixed with the later ports.
>>749539470shield rod isn't OP unless you know how to use it, and the game doesn't tell how to use itYou'd just assume it was a normal insignificant weapon without a guide
Has Plants vs Zombies community finally gone insane?
peashooter gokkun
there's a zombie on your sexlawn
>>749544965More likely than you thinkhttps://youtu.be/tQQc38ujW0w?si=f-7pveVqfnZasJ3J
This just hit me playing Kingdom Come 2, I have over 140 hours in the game and this is my third playthrough but every time, I completely lose enthusiasm once I get to Kuttenberg (second half of the game). I still haven't actually finished the story, and I doubt I'll ever finish it. With Witcher 3, probably have more than 200 hours in it over the years, I've only actually done *one* single start-to-finish playthrough where you do the whole story and get the end credits. Cyberpunk, same story, 150 hours, only seen the ending once. Am I just autistic, or is there something about these games that genuinely makes them less fun once you progress past a certain point?The opening areas and leveling process is always so much fun, but it feels like once you've got your build set up and you're finally ready to play the game you no longer want to play the game.
>>749539528I don't like the second map map in general but Kuttenberg is pretty cool, especially with the forge DLC. If I were to replay the game again I probably wouldn't touch most sidequests, they just seem incredibly uninteresting compare to the main quest.
>>749539528I always see them through to the end.
>>749543002I actually feel the opposite, I loved all the sidequests in the Trosky region with the exception of the gypsy quest that has you ping-ponging back and forth across the map just to have one conversation at a time, and then you have to do some inane set of minigame challenges because apparently >saving a man's son *and* saving his daughterIs not enough to get him to give you his magic fucking necklace or whatever it was
>>749541951The first map definitely feels a lot more polished and focused in terms of the writing and questlines. Kuttenberg is just this colossal area with a billion things going on at once and it feels less like you're going on Henry's journey and more like you're doing a standard open world RPG with checklists (complete the quests in this village, then go to this village, then back to Kuttenberg for another sidequest, and so on).
>>749539528Kuttenberg was great because the jews there lie to you and then later they straight up betray you and try to kill you but fail miserably which felt very real to lifeYou can antagonize the jewish quarter which was a welcome addition to the game
Back when this came out we all thought it was the start of Platinum's golden age, turns out it was to be their peak. But what a peak it was. Still one of the most crowd pleasing and exciting games around, thanks largely to the soundtrack of course.
>>749538079>>749538114This would've saved vidya like the show saved anime, but that window of opportunity has long since passed.>>749542913Man I should replay W101..
>>749538214everyone online saying "get claude to do this" "get claude to do that"if its so fucking easy why don't you get claude to do it?
>that time they put a mgr font 2 in some fucking game announcement or award show
>>749544160god i want to own the blu ray set but i could never justify buying it
>>749544295technically it's possible but it could cost as much if not order of magnitudes more than just hiring a modder to reskin the game
Whats her body count?
>>749543163Idk
>>749536898Hundreds of BBCs for sure
>>749543163urban fantasy really does have the highest peaks among settings
>>7495368980 because non virgins become not vampires, but ghouls
>>749541984you are mentally cucked
Is Hilda the best Fire Emblem girl?
>>749545164
>30M market cap>fully playable buildPChads will be playing GTA 6 before console poors lmao
>>749544191The brown cattle has gone insane
>>7495442752.7 million let's get this shit up bros. I need that build
Why would you want to play an unfinished dev build with no patches? Are people this poor?
It wont hit 30mm he knows that also he wont release the build since he doesnt have it he also promised hed release it before and didnt do it
As soon as it gets close to 30mil everyone is going to cash out since it'll never get higher than that so its virtually impossible to reach 30 mil
name a better mod you cant
>>749537574>ruskies and poles working togetherHeroes 3 is the best game of all time
>>749537409Counter Strike. Even if you don't like it you know I'm right.
>>749537409DTA
>>749539783This is the objectively correct answer.But also moonman doom because that shits hilarious.
fear and hunger 2 update nevermiro is too busy being finnish
marina impregnating karin
>>749542472man spending all his time reading twitter pretends he's not the problem
>>749542765Not on twitter either fat, it's just it makes me furious that I have to go anywhere where faggots congregate; it's a true disservice to your customers that we have to visit your cunty bluesky account to get any correspondence with you and the status of future projects. bluesky is just Met Gala for indie devs, tranny modders and fags where you just go to self congratulate on how virtuous and moral you're and do the needful of participating in your daily ritual of slacktivism.
>>749542074What the fuck are those 3 dots on his face? Does he have herpes from sucking too much dick?
>>749542643You mean Marina anal pregnancy?
>how it feels like to larp as a pc gamer when you're a broke ahh console player
RANGE BAN ALL JEETSBAN THEM VIA DNA ACTUALLY
>>749544608why does ezio sound like mario?
>>749544793Ubisoft ripped off Nintendo.
>>749544663saar if you have a complaint against the ethnic background of our site you can engage in conversation against them on:>>>/gif/>>>/pol/if it's not fitting to your desires then you should go personally to india and complain to the internet companies that are funding their internet access
>>749544909
How could Suzutani Mayumi even be Tsuneki's wife if it contradicts game's timeline completely? Previous known Tsuneki was Hidetoshi and he had affair with Sachie, a maid and Kotoyuki's mother, then married noble woman and they both died making Kotoyuki a heir.
>>749541886And a sayonara tempura arigato toyota to you as well!
>>749542672this comment made my day
>>749541886
I fucking love great helm
>>749543063Who gives a shit about your hours, retard?What does that have to do with your blatant hypocrisy and bullshit about the game's math?You people are so fucking insufferable I swear to god.
>>749543174>You people are so fucking insufferable I swear to god.These giant kangaroos from an obscure game are you, and I am the wizard. Take that, bitch.
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>>749540248Bullgoat is the GOAT for defense and poise.Also the GOAT for when you need something to beef up weak body and head armor.
No you don't
>sequel has barely anything to do with the series>it's the best game in it
>>749540441This
>>749540441We will never see anything like this again.
>>749540901this is also my issue with it. these types of games need cars and vehicles to matter in a urban city sandbox, this game just made them completely obsolete and it was boring as shit. also steelport is such a dogshit boring city. give me stilwater any day of the week
>>749541182If this was released nowdays it would have soulslike combat
Everything after 2 was absolute shovelware trash, man.
Posting every day until Revengeance 2 comes out day 4983
Why do you lie?
>>749544556Best I can do is Ninja Gaiden 4.
Goblin chud BTFO
>>749544671>that scene where she fucks the shota in the bathtub good shit
>>749545016did someone actually try it before
>>749508072>A1I think I know what that's from..Is that the one where the girl kills herself because she thinks its a horrible dream and wants to wake up? That shit bummed me outIs it too much to ask for a monster rape where the lady doesn't want to die but also doesn't instantly slut out? There was a Hgame where the femmc learned to love her goblin rapist and it was kino
>>749545262what's the name of the game?
>>749546240Wait I actually have a blob for it, Fallen ~Makina and the City of Ruins~Make sure to use a full save, it's a cg hunter and just experiencing the sequence if better lol
