Name the game.
Alright, get in
>>739441851that's what your mom said
>>739442810yeah ok
>>739442810To who
>>739445070For (You)
you ever cosplay as your favorite videogame character?
>>739447889no but my gf buys a new cosplay outfit every week for sweaty sex. she's gonna do Morrigan from DA:O next week
sometimes I wish I was a girl so I could dress up as girl videogame characters
first thing that came to my mind is her asa cosplay "aysa, look. i'm aysa"
PLEASE CHRIS I'LL DO ANYTHING, I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK, YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT, I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE B.S.A.A.!
How do you pick your vidyer names, anon? Something cool? Something lore accurate? Something stupid? Or are you just a "Pietro_Rodriguez_1998@gmail . com" type of guy
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>>739446871There's no defending naming yourself after a corporate brand, that's genuinely the lowest of the low, impure cattle.
>>739441082Nate Higgers
>>739447479
IHateNiggersxXxStraightEdgeGamer
what games have the best food animations
>>739443868>>739445169I'll bite, what game?
>>739446272the path into the abyss
>>739444427Just hold it with your thumb, scrub.
>>739444379>>739444427You hold the knife still and spin ze sorsige instead
>>739443868>eats the pork rindFucking retard.
QRD on Kowloon's Gate?
>>739447545Bizarre dungeon crawler. The other game they made (Planet Laika, co-developed by Quintet) is even more weirder.
dont care, imagine caring for trannylation garbage
Gate of Kyoto for the Windows98 is better.
>>739447545>>739447649This is officially translated already.Always looked neat though.
oh no no no hipsterbros our kamige is getting translated WTF how are we going to larp now?
I like to smoke ze weed
I AM DRACULA
can you believe tendies used to hype up this garbage as best of all time material?
>>739438406Hollow knight doesnt have the cool world map, which was kino, but it has everything else.
>>739423907any hope this gets recompiled? imagine the mods.
>>739423907>>739423970>>739423976
>>739423907I believe it!
>>739440330Replaying these masterpieces on Switch 2 is absolutely incredible.
I pre-ordered the game STARBITES for my switch on Amazon is it good?
>>739445194>and computer Steam.Look man the game looks alright but you NEED to be less obvious
4 mecha niggas in a row
I might try it on PC when it goes on sale, but it doesn't seem that great.
It looks okay, but I'm waiting for a sale on PC. Asking for $50, it better be pretty good. Also it seems to be advertised as a JP game, but I think its a lot more like a Troubleshooter KR one (probably best played with KR voice).
>>739444467>Bottom right cornerI shan't
>Replaced dungeons with gay bing bing wahoo collectathon bullshit>Killed the atmosphere and now it's just generic UEslop>Dogshit writing>More casualization than a persona game>Zero creativity, most shit is just "DUDE REMEMBER [THING] FROM NOCTURNE?"What were they thinking?
>>739444475>>739444828MORE
>>739446536Do not lust after Bean-kun.
>>739446536>>739444828>>739444316>>739443962kill yourselves you brain mangled fujoniggers
>>739447271>fujoniggersrare fujianese insult
>>739447271
Nutcracking thighs.
>>739438308Typical SNK balancing, they only know how to make bosses be overpowered and gimmicky.
How big is her cock?
>>739442193You never post this in husbando/trap/futa/shota threads btw.
>>739431998
Hear me out. Chun-Li in slutty nun outfit and we call her Nun-Li. ಠ‿à²
heard about this game endless alice recently.I could not help but to compare it to killing floorwhile i do appreciate the big tiddy anime girls they have no personality unlike the characters in killing floorthe gun animations in killing floor are betterthe monster designs are also way cooler than the generic robots what alice has over kf is that i like the faster movement but it is missing an explosion! character im exlcuding the titular alice from this because her hp bar is hot butter which do you guys prefer?
>>739445329>only way to top this is if they add on with skindentation or squishGood boy, keep giving the lurker devs more ideas
>>739444674>noooooo why isn't alice getting fucked by dogs too
i know we are making fun of video game characters but can you guys anser the question? i am tryna see how good this game actually is before i buy it or is there a better game out there with the same niche
>>739444643Valve would do it and has done it and will continue to do it. Lot of games aren't allowed on or are only allowed on because they removed all the nsfw and put it in an offsite patch for people. There's a reason takehime and shibako have by far the lewdest skins, followed by alice. The loli characters have nothing close to those 3.
>>739446607There's a demo for endless alice you could play. If you search the /vg/ archive for the killing floor general threads you can maybe find a torrent for the first game, I think they've been dead for a while though. Comparing the two is a little silly, endless alice isn't a horde shooter in the same vein as killing floor, darktide, and l4d. You explore the map, kill enemies for currency, use that currency to open chests on the map to get items, kill the boss, then go to the next map to do it all again. Items affect different things, some are just an extra jump or more movespeed but some are like you can't manually cast your ultimate anymore but every time you use any skill you have a chance of using your ultimate, too.In terms of better game in this niche (horde shooter), it's just personal opinion. I've played some and I'd play deep rock galactic again before I play darktide or vermintide again. As for endless alice, I've never played risk of rain but endless alice is clearly better because it has anime girls.
>make mid Indie game>release it for 60 eur, fuck over regional pricing >51 in-game despite heavy shilling
mmm boobswhy do the official screenshots look like they're for a nintendo DS game though
>>739446218 I already had this up with its name so I quick look at the name sort of told you there was already a STARBITES thread.>>739444467
ban steam charts threads
>>739446218I feel like I kept seeing this character lineup in the corner of my eye, but this must be the first time I read the title. What a strange sensation.
>>739446534>>739446594>>739446596>>739446620seething gamedevs lmao
I've been drinking whiskey and taking cocaine for 5 years because this SERBIAN ASSHOLE, revealed my fantasy publicly. This SERBIAN ruined my ancient technology waterfantasy.
really? at least you have a reason i guessi've been drinking whiskey and taking cocaine for 5 years just for the fun of it
>>739442746Did you ancient civilization also died for being retarded>With my superior tech i will surely win>Have 1 (only one!) singular battleship>Centralized air vents on every outpost so they get fucked by mutagen Like, yes the constructs and building are pretty but they were fucking stupid
>>739443231>your enemy only strong point is chemical warfare>take 0 precautions against itTruly the greatest story written by a s*rb.
>>739443231it was because an internal fire would be death to everyone
>>739447085>lets make all our buildings a death trap in the case of smokeAh yes, great fire safety measures.
>All you care about is that dead series of yours.
>>739445552why is this sexy bitch wandering around fog town thirsting for cock?
>>739445552I can see why they dropped the CGI cutscenes after 2
Why won't they re-release it? Do they just hate money?>ERM... SAAR.. PLEASE TO BE BUYING A CONSOLE! PLEASE TO BE EMULATING THE GAME!!Quiet, shitskin.
>>739444861>indian appears on scheduledumb aquajeet
>>739445587so people would be able to report you for advertising as well?
>>739441760That's Timesplitters 2, not Future Perfect.
>>739441760>>739446514Wait what?TS2 is the best anyway
>>739446949No, Future Perfect is better.
>equip unique armor >it doesn't show up on the character model
>>739446391>shields/weapon selection is visually reflected during gameplay>armor isn't
sex with hidamaris
I think every anime fan kid complained about art masters telling them to stop drawing anime but the reality of it, whether those masters meant it or not, is that drawing anime is not an issue, some of the greatest artists draw anime and do it beautifully with clear ample understanding of the art form- the issue is that those kids watch anime like this, see this hyper stylization that passed through layers upon layers upon layers of simulacra, and don't understand what it's meant to be stylizing and just copy is directly and it results in work that is inbred, formless and without intentit's the drawing equivalent of when modern writers learn to write exclusively from satirical works without understanding what their satirizing and just end up making smarmy shit that is all irony but no basis for said irony
>>739446391>Remove all gear>Character isn't naked
>unlock new character>better than all the starting characters
>Game reawakens a negative memory you had when playing it a long time ago
>>739442058>Why don't they just sell raw scrambled eggs in a jug?That's a thing already anon, except they sell them in cartons.
>>739442538>tfw my extended family is absolutely massive and to feed us over the holidays grandma would make scrambled eggs in casserole dishes in the oven Shit was cash man. Like 40lbs of Eggs and Bacon for a small army.
>>739440948I wasted my childhood on Habbo Hotel pretending to be an army recruiter, I wasted money on cosmetic crap and stayed up late at night doing overtime.
>>739440948reminds me of the "build up speed for 12hrs, parallel universes" mario64 video guyhe said he threw himself into the project as a kid because his parents were fighting and getting a divorcelad made a very entertaining video regardless, i dont even like speedrun shit but his presentation quality was better than 95% of stuff i see from adults at work
>RE5>was so into the final chapters I forgot I left porn open on the family computer smack in the middle of the living roomTo this day I have no idea if my parents actually saw it when they came home from work, I was playing in my room, I realized it was still open when I went back to the PC in the evening
>boomer game>it's pozzedevery time
Are you retarded? Shenmue takes place in yokosuka. It was full of americans then and it is now. And they're a problem.And they didn't get a detail wrong. Yu suzuki knew very well saturn did not exist in the 80s.
>>739444696
>>739443632Everything is pozzed if you're retarded enough.
If I was Ryo I would give up trying to beat Lan Di he's too strong, go and make a family with Joy already
>>739443720>he doesn't like JazzBigger faggot than OP.
