ITT: Video game characters that aren’t safehorny
>>695194174So beautiful/handsome with extra steps
>>695196253more armpits
>>695162167Marie is such a healthy girl
>>695196824By this logic, you are hopelessly retarded.
Milf Teacher
>Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 launched Tuesday on Windows PC and Xbox Series X, but it hasn’t been a smooth ride. Actually, it’s been anything but: Long loading times and missing content have earned developer Asobo Games’ latest launch an overwhelmingly negative rating on Steam. Some players are stuck on loading screens for hours, according to reports, and when they get in, certain planes are missing. Microsoft and Asobo addressed the problematic launch in a blog post and a video message to players, saying its servers were completely overwhelmed by the amount of players logging in at once.How come these massive companies burn hundreds of millions of dollars to development without a worry but always cheap out when it comes to online infrastructure required to play their games? https://archive.is/wip/oTMG2https://www.polygon.com/gaming/481864/microsoft-flight-simulator-2024-bugs-loading-times-negative-steam
>>695196426Yeah man, I can. You dumb woman. You remind me of flight attendants. The 2023 flight attendants had a glitch where they were unpleasant individuals and would reject sexual overtures. 2024 flight attendants are much more accommodating and you can get sex from them without having to save the plane and land it yourself in an emergency when the pilots are incapacitated simultaneously.They'll even do it if you cannot land the plane, because of the "not wanting to die a virgin" clause. You don't know anything about planes.
>>695195172There shouldn't even be "online infrastructure" for a game that involves...flying some planes around.
>>695196952It's kinda necessary for the big selling point of flying anywhere on Earth with streamed map data.The full size of the data is several petabytes.
This is how the game looks like if you actually even get in.
>>695197070That sounds ridiculous. No wonder why there's problems. Enjoy the "gameplay" I guess (see image).
What went so right?>“Atlus is one of our most successful acquisition deals to date” Sega Sammy reports strong sales of Metaphor: ReFantazio https://archive.is/IFujU
>>695196571Sega will buy SE after it goes bankrupt.
>"I don't like the game">"You must be my Final Faggots/Tendie boogeyman!"Nu Fatlus bootlickers are pathetic.
>>695184536smtvv still king for me from all 3 games
you motherfuckers are mentally ill
Canon ships thread
>>695194435Silver is the Sonic Colors of people, I don't give a fuck what he does.
>>695194812It's funny how westerners get their hands on the franchise and the first thing they do is introduce NTR.
>>695195223dexter isnt real, she made him up to make sonic jealous
>>695195223Except Amy invented "Dexter" in hopes that Sonic would get jealousIt failsShe even gets pissed off if Sonic wishes her good luck and that he wants to meet him
>>695195223Wouldn't be the first time
play warframe1999 will fix everything that (you) personally don't like
>>695195145warframe is extremely woke btw
>>695195145>play warframeno saryn 4 room nuke for 25energy? then I won't play
>>695197015just play mirage if you want room nuking
gave up on warframe when they turned my cool robots into drones piloted by amerimutt children
>>695195145Everytime I play this again I come to the conclusion that doing so was a mistake, even if I technically had fun.
>Why is it always night? Why does my gun deteriorate so fast? Why does it take 1000 bullets to kill anyone? Why do enemies spawn on my ass?I guess the modding community spoiled me. I miss the gameplay loop of stocking up on bullets, food, and vodka in the morning, going out to do a quest. Conserving ammunition, making your shots count because you're not carrying 500+, being careful because you're not looking to get shot either. Making it back before nightfall or camping in a closeby building rather than travelling at night, bringing a modest amount of loot to sell so you can buy back the 2 magazines bullets you spent.Stalker 2 feels like the days go by incredibly fast forcing me to complete quests at night, my gun breaks after a single shootout, npc's see me from 100m away in tall grass and snipe me immediatelly, and fights with mutants feel like there's no other way to avoid getting hit 50+ times so you just have to spam medkits.Why are there no binoculars? Why is there no minimap? I feel like there's a theatre play being performed in a 25m radius around me and I am not allowed to peek behind the curtain. There's zero strategy or planning to be done. Disappointing. Not even going to talk about the terrible performance on Series X.
why do games all have to look the same now?
>>695193032Phone games are all in Unity.
Easy outsourcing to jeets
You dare to question Nvidia?
>>695192928
>>695194302>two multiplatform game engines *
>>695173295That's not the own he thinks it is, the good games are all getting high 4's in there. 4.17 is in the ballpark of SW Outlaws and the GTA remasters.
>>695176545People called me edgy but when I was 14 I had shit 95% figured out, in the broad strokes at least. At 25 I have slightly more miscellaneous information and some skills but in terms of maturity, social ability, intellect, willpower/self-denial, ideals/morality, tastes etc I'm exactly the same as when I was 14.Which is better than the majority of 4chan though lole.
>>695195541or maybe you're still dumb at 25
I hate women
>>695190314HahahaSo did I anon.t. Just turned 30 three weeks ago.Every bitch these days graduates highschool with a fucking kid instead of a diploma what da fug
New Victoria 3 patch and expansion focused on India comes out today sirs
have they fixed how wars work yet?
>>695197131Wars are fine saarBut seriously i'm waiting for the navy rework, they promised its coming out eventually
With Failguard crashing and burning, behold the industrial plant of 2024. I can already see this game sweeping TGA 2024 because the game ticks all the left boxes and makes the mainstream journos happy.
>>695196754It's a new ip, so it's > dlc and remakes
>>695196754Ff7 will win
which chapter was your favorite
>>695195226>It costs so much money she resorts to selling feet pics to afford it
>>695195410þe*
Just want to thank the anons who art dumped, saw a lot here I didn't have.>>695192828Post full coward.
>>695191958What about Assnoid BB?
The current obsession with remakes in today’s gaming industry is exhausting, and the choices for which games to remake are increasingly baffling. Instead of using the opportunity to breathe new life into games that actually need it—titles that were rushed, incomplete, or limited by the technology of their time—we’re inundated with remakes of games that are already celebrated classics, perfectly functional as they are. Take The Last of Us Part I, a game that didn’t even need a remaster, let alone a full-blown remake a mere nine years after its original release. Why waste time and resources on a game that still holds up graphically, mechanically, and narratively? It’s nothing more than a cash grab, capitalizing on nostalgia and the name recognition of a franchise that was already highly polished.Compare that to a game like Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, a fan favorite that’s getting a remake. While it’s exciting, you can’t help but wonder why Nintendo is remaking a game that was already nearly perfect instead of addressing Paper Mario: Sticker Star, a title that could actually benefit from a reimagining to fix its glaring issues. Even worse are the countless forgotten titles that had ambitious visions but were rushed or compromised due to technical limitations. Think of cult classics like Alpha Protocol or KOTOR 2, both of which were riddled with incomplete content yet filled with potential. Or take a game like Sonic 06, infamous for being rushed to market; imagine how impactful it could be if its mechanics and story were revisited and its vision truly realized. Instead, we get endless remakes of games that are already heralded as masterpieces, while flawed gems are left in the dust.
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>>695189627>>695193175I was always a Volume fan SEXXOOOOOO. Fuck the people who don't like her, now if only she could stand up for once
>>695196293She was the reason I started nikke
>>695194104https://nikke-db.pages.dev/visualiserbut it doesn't have the new ones yet I thinkbottom right also has some options
"WA-HOO!" *coin collecting sounds*"HERE-WE-GO!""IM-A GONNA GET YOU!""SO LONG GAY BOWSER!""HYAA HYAA HYAA""SENPAI LINK PLEASE YOU HAVE TO CROSSDRESS TEEHEE""HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"*sound yoshi makes in super mario world*>hey white boi shut yo cracka mouth remember 20000 years ago i were kangz in egypt>DON'T WORRY I HAVE HEADPHONES YOU FUCKING NIGGER"NICE OF THE PRINCESS TO INVITE US OVER FOR A PICNIC, GAY LUIGI?">CRACKA IM GONNA GET CHA>turns 360 degrees and slaps nigger out of the window>Dad walks in"What did you mean by this, son"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
It's so le ebin to le make up le obviously fake le stories.Le lying to le people for le fun is so le ebin.Le being a le sociopath is so le ebin.Ebin, ebin, ebin.
>>695191597>*sound yoshi makes in super mario world*THIS IS NOW A WRITE WHAT SOUND YOSHI MAKES THREADvwe-vwiw
>>695191597Blud musta flew out of ohio skull emoji ×3
>>695195830I say this, I don't look like that howeverbeit
players like this game
>>695196112>call of pripyat, the very first gamereddit alert
>>695196158You're either brown or a draft-dodging Russian. Don't you have any shame?
>>695196158Cope
Feels more worthwhile to actually walk around areas and loot stuff. I didn't bother doing that at all in the original trilogy.
>>695196158>muh warDont care.
Give me your best schizo theory about this faggoat
>>695190549He is the darkner form of Deltarune.
>>695190549He's Kris's fursona
>>695190549Stay in your containment thread
>>695190549Ralsei is Asriel's discarded cumsock, he's composed 99% of Asriel's dried up cum.
>>695190549he is your brother's alter-ego who logs in from cooleg
Surely, we'll hit 90k this weekend, right?
>Capcom rapes the Insect Glaive beyond recognition>IG fans: "Oh haha well that's how it goes sometimes">Capcom objectively improves the hunting horn>HH fans: "FUCK YOU FUCK EVERYONE AAAAAHHHHH"Why are IGbros so placid?
>>695196124Thats actually great ima check it out
>>695196505https://gamebanana.com/mods/548288Skip the motion value file he added and instead combine it with MHGU Rebalanced:https://gamebanana.com/mods/447835Elemental CB feels especially sublime.
>>695172132>>added muched needed charge move
>>695194356You will use Supeliol Japanese Katana and you will like it
Best iteration of every weapon>GS4u>LSTri>SnSSunbreak>DBGU>HammerTri>LanceSunbreak>Hrunting HronWorldComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>ruins your game
>>695195729I'm not saying that. I'm saying you should be an actual in-game character telling your dwarfs to build a fortress instead of being an invisible hand. Adventure mode has barebones [b]uilding where you can make your companions/undead slaves build wooden shacks.
>>695194103I had a five (real) year dwarf fortress campaign where I had an adventurer become a world-famous legendary hero and master poet and musician in every style and change the age of the world. Retired him at a castle and watched him wage and win war with multiple goblin civs alone. Built "evil" fortresses just so he could raid them and slay demons (he has like 200 demon kills). I liked watching him act independently according to his personality and wrote a bunch of fanfics and pseudo-epics about him. When learning how to play fortress mode I had him around my developing forts as a bodyguard before I knew how to work a militia. When he started getting old I was considering making him undead but felt bad so I made a prosperous fort in a peaceful area next to his hometown and built him a big snazzy house with a shrine and workshop and gym so he could fish and eat/drink exotic food and wine all day. Died at 89. He was a humble and outdoorsy fellow so I gave him a little aboveground marble tomb under some trees. Getting a little teary reading this. He was my dude man...I've tried picking up df again with mods but I can never play for longer than a few days. I think I saw all that could be done in df over the course of my man's life and it's just boring now. Never had an adventure like that in any other game.RIP Cocou
>>695194103Does any anon have that gif of picrelated poking the kitfox logo in the butt?
BEYOND QUALITY
>>695195582i genuinely fucking despise the in-built tileset. ASCII looks infinitely better(but its almost unplayable with the forced new ui because of forced mouse controls)
Updating PC will buy a 7900 radeon to compliment my Ryzen 7 5700. is it worth it or not? sick and tired of sony's shit, the console was also quite dissapointing but i have my old catalogue of ps4 games there.
